Hollywood Handbook - Adam DiMarco, Our White Lotus Friend

Episode Date: December 6, 2022

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this is a head gum podcast so sorry yeah go ahead no sorry sorry sorry no sorry i'm just out of sorts a little bit i'm like catching up to i'm a little fucked up this morning because i i like to well you know this haze this haze this haze this haze this haze here you are being weird uh sorry before i was like sean seems normal like you know you're not out of sorts but actually yeah that was insane i'm i'm i'm fucked up and uh you know i have my routine on show day show day is a big deal for me i still care about this and what i'll do is i'll get in the zoom 30 to 40 minutes early and just kind of feel the space you know what i mean yeah run the microphone walk through my fingers tread the board exactly yeah just explore the zoom window a little bit get every corner and and kind of get comfortable and sink in so that when the guest comes they're not joining the zoom

i'm welcoming them into a home which has been lovingly prepared and the vibe is right and unfortunately i've been unable to do that lately because the link let him tell precious to me let him let him say why okay actually i and i hate to blame the guests so early on wait what sorry sorry sorry to let everyone know who's speaking now because because uh uh per adam's team there will be no video but just to let everyone know who's speaking right now uh this is formerly uh chef kevin now known as richard link later because link's been getting later and later hey guys richard link later i was having a beautiful morning just starting my day. Hey Rick, love waking life.

Some really cool ideas in there. Whatever happened to that rotoscoping animation style? No, go ahead. Say your thing. I was having a beautiful morning. I had the email in the draft sent to the boys. One email for the Zoom link. And I got a phone call.

I said, oh, I don't recognize this number. Chef Kevin speaking. Adam calls me sup hello do i have to use a mic or what he says uh it would be cool and he goes cool uh yeah i guess i'll be cool of me click next thing i know i'm i'm doing small talk with adam which was awesome by the way i think he would agree it was like it was really awkward when you guys were here the fucking guest you haven't introduced the fucking guest this is adam i have to blame the guest so early yeah you should hate it because we haven't introduced his ass. I hated it too. This is Adam DeMarco. And we've been having a beautiful small talk together.

Talking about the show. Say his credits, please. You even said what show. Yeah. Talking about White Lottice. And it was like this when you guys weren't here. It was really weird with Chef Kevin and I alone. I think he sent

you the link late on purpose on purpose so he could just like have some alone time yeah with big whoops i for whoops must have forgot and this is even though per adam's team we only have 50 minutes yeah despite per adam's team we have you're on a tight schedule because all news to me by the way no video we know that adam sweetie we know the game they're like you have the team do it so you can come and be like oh now we get first i'm hearing of this now i owe out of my life we invented good five bad instead of 50 yes if you've listened to the show we do do Good Cop, Bad Cop every week. Okay. And we switch off. We're doing it right now. We're doing it right now.

So, honey, it's okay. You have an aggressive team. Congratulations. Adam has a very aggressive team. I want to. You want that. I want to be here. I asked to be on the show.

I want to be here. You know, that's them. That's not me. I didn't know the 50 minutes thing. But that's this. Do you know anyone? That video won't be able to see this. Right, right. I'm doing a lot of video stuff. the 50 minutes thing. But that's this. Do you know anyone? That video won't be able to see this. Right, right. I'm doing a lot of video stuff. Because there's no... But that's this.

That's... Come closer, but stay over there, right? Do you know anyone who doesn't have an aggressive team? That's right, you don't. No, that's right. You don't know anyone. The Toronto Raptors right now. You've never heard of them. The Raptors. No, the answer is no, you don't.

You never heard of any. And that's why you haven't heard of them. Yeah, because their team wasn't aggressive enough. Oh, I get it. Wow. To organize their promotional opportunities in such a way that they maximize the talent's time. So that you're not going to spend 55 minutes on the show getting recorded on video. You're going to be 50 minutes, no image included.

In and out, no intro to the podcast. Nothing, nothing. No kicking butt, taking names, dragging carpets. Kevin starts mentioning your name. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. None of that. We don't have time for that. Yeah. So Adam was telling me before the show, Hayes,

and maybe we can deal with this a little bit, that, and he brought up Toronto Raptors. I think he wishes he was on Flagrant once. He listens to that show every week. He's listened to Hollywood Handbook

from the beginning. Except he has recently fallen off. Well, I don't know. Is it the Zoom era? I don't know is it the zoom era i don't know if i felled off or i mean but did we fell someone told me i felled off right yeah i just i you know i had someone tell me i felled off oh i needed that yeah i've been so big i've been so busy, but I never miss a Flavor Ones. Should we do that? What was the last Hollywood handbook dog? What was the last one you listened to?

Sinbad? Mike Lawrence? I'm trying to remember. Maybe Wit and Clay? Wit and Clay? Which which one which one third the most recent one yeah that lost a lot of people people were really like okay i'm good i during that one i thought god we are fucking dropping subscribers right now they they always talk about the nastiest shit and like what is wrong with them yeah like can you figure it out i haven't been able to diagnose it there's something fucking off dude was that the one where we talked about slam dance yeah yes what the they weren't even it seemed like they weren't even there

to be honest i can't remember the episode. That's my best guess. Buddy, yeah. Have you been to Slamdance? Totally forgettable. Have you gone? I don't know what that is. Yeah. This MF-er didn't know what Slamdance was.

Your team mentioned you might, yeah. Is it like Sundance? Your team had said, actually, no. The whole point of it is that it is not like sundance this ain't sundance it's slam dance it's slam harder fucked up craziest insane movies get there that couldn't get into sundance dude some of the fucking darkest craziest shit you've ever heard of you can throw a rock it's close by you can throw a rock and hit sundance and they do and they do and they actually do that just one adam that's messed up adam

the show huh the show can you can you believe it white lofus are we are we are we cherishing every second drink every drop of this this doesn't come along every day you know you've been in the fucking biz to get onto a rocket ship and touch the white hot flame oh it's got to feel great So talk about the most insane perk. Oh. Free HBO. Well, you guys know, you know, the toys are nice. Zazlav, call ya. The toys.

The toys. The toys ain't too shabby, are they, Mr. DeMarco? Sometimes the toys can be nice. It's not easy to do, but I'll tell you what, the toys can be nice not it's not easy to do but some of the toys are nice when you are part of the hbo family uh is extra saints of newark that no one else has access to 500 saints of newark cast members only did now have you booked have you picked out i mean i'm sure a lot of the dates were gone by the time you got cast but have you gotten your night in the wb water tower yet i know everybody gets to spend one night in there and when you're in there

anything goes i have not what's like international waters i've i drove by the other day that there's like a ladder yeah leading up to it what's oh yeah yeah what do you think that ladder's for dude brother okay yeah i'll ask about it i've yeah get on the fucking calendar now man those book out i have been kind of i haven't really to be honest i have not been taking full advantage i i mean i got tickets to one ellie king's game it is what we wanted to talk about actually hockey not taking advantage it's great it's great great great to have an aggressive team right you got to do some of the work too man this was this was it for me this was my aggressive this was your one big perk was to appear on hollywood handbook yeah brother you are getting some of the absolutely you you're getting washed i'm

getting rinsed you're getting yes can rinse dude help me have you seen some of the losers that we've had on this show anybody can do this fucking show i mean not anybody there's people that want to do it that we won't let but honestly it's like it's not cool bad like who won't we let do it yeah it's a short list yeah well i mean do we say do we say what maybe we say aubrey on this and then like we're so that's when we actually deal with this yeah that's when we'd actually like to make happen we want so aubrey's been on the show when early days right i don't know i think of it as sort of our middle period um she's been on the show uh she's a friend i would love to get her back um it's a couple stages to that process and so i want your

help if you could assist me in crafting and you must be getting these but crafting the perfect text from a friend you haven't spoken to in a while that says hey loving white lotus yeah you're so good on this and then and that's the first text and that's step one you're sending multiple texts you're gonna there will be a later text but you need that one first but then you wait a certain amount of time yes to to then wait to go like actually would you want to come back and do the podcast i was just thinking i was just watching the show and like you you're so great on. And I thought like, this is just what we need on the podcast. And maybe you could even promote the show there,

you know, or, or something. I don't know. I mean, the show's bigger than the podcast, so you don't need to come here to promote it. But also maybe there's people who listen to the show,

uh, that we do who don't know about, you know, that yet. Um, that's yeah. But what, how, how do i handle it because

you must be you're on the other side of it people are texting you yeah yeah i think send the first one like you fire that first bullet and say and say what exactly just like let's not be loose with it let's get you know because we know we're sending that like we just said that that's what we're doing is that getting sent i could have sent that already right yeah yeah yeah but just what's the language that makes it like should i include a specific from the show like loved the scene where you were on the beach or well that sounds that yeah that makes it sound like you haven't seen it right no no no i i know so that's why do i get more specific dude i'm you're so mainlining this shit i'm fucking draining this the part where i'm on the beach yeah your beach scene i was screaming i was losing it it's so awesome dude dude because normally i hate that kind of shit

if you shit like yeah yeah just fucking on paper if you told me that oh adam's doing a beach scene i would say throw the fucking tv in the ocean while you're yeah because i'm not watching it's like show me people and i saw the other one i was like this shit sucks because like show me people who are actually like doing work show me people like who are actually like on that grind you know that's what i actually like culture putting we're talking about like actual real life instead of this like bullshit where like like you go on vacation if you don't have time to actually put the work in for me, I don't have time to do that for you. That's what I'm saying to everyone on the last show.

I'm like self-care. I'm so disrespectful. I don't give a fuck about any of this. Right. This one was good, dude. When you were on the beach, that was fucking sick. Dude, when you were doing the beach, I went, okay, this motherfucker gets it and i and i remember actually was i talking to you haze when i said this is my favorite part yes

yeah i remember that you could you heard it he actually clapped i was really nervous for the beach scene so i'm happy that you guys uh responded well to it i could is it real drinks you could tell i was nervous oh no is it real drinks no no it's every everything you see is like made up you know yeah yeah the drinks are good are uh yeah it's blueberry juice i mean yes they're they're they're let's drink yeah do you think let's drinks i mean do you think that's not drinks blueberry juice is drinks yeah that's what i said yeah you said like that no i'm agreeing with you i guess it is drinks but i thought you like... You're agreeing with me that you lied. I thought you said drink...

I thought you meant alcoholic drinks. The real drinks? You know, it's Italy, it's Sicily. Things is different over there. Yes, I've heard that Italy is so sizzly. That it's just... Sicily is sizzly, yeah. That it's so sizzly this time of year.

Yeah, I think if you wanted drinks, real drinks, you probably could have made it happen. So what am I saying on the text? I'm just saying... Should I include you? No, first text, what's the language of it? Do I mention you maybe not can we hear some that you got sounds like you don't have to attach names to them

you can yeah you can you read me a text that you've gotten you'll make like your job on the show and then we'll see if and just say whether or not it was effective just how it made you feel yeah so we can borrow some of the most impactful language. Okay. All right. It's Monday morning, so they should still be... You know. Still be rolling in, chief. They're coming in. Let's see.

This... Okay. Someone said, loving it, my mans, with a lot of Zs. And how did that hit you over right in the bread basket huh yeah i said thanks dude oh shit so you were feeling that oh damn real wow he's just like he is on the show hayes i feel like i'm watching the beach and i said tonight's episode is insane. This is yesterday. You said it.

And I said, can't wait after that BJ ending with a flame emoji. Yes. The beach. Jay. The beach job. The beach job. The beach job. Jay ending. The beach job.

Putting in work. Yeah. And then I said, oh, God. Ha, ha, ha ha you're embarrassed and they said i had two girls ask me if it was real i said hopefully and then a tongue out emoji so don't so basically don't do any of that yeah so i don't think i'm gonna send well let's let's let's sort through it i probably wouldn't um send a tongue out emoji i probably wouldn't say that hopefully the simulated sex is real just because it's been a little while since we you're not very close okay sean and aubrey also you know you're friends but

like when was the last time you guys We've known each other for 15 years. I don't know that we have been in the same room in the past two years. Right. Pandemic. There's actually been a global pandemic, in case you forgot. Seems like everybody on the show did, for example. Yeah. Maybe you can mention that in the text and kind of blame the pandemic for why you haven't...

Well, maybe... Oh, pandemic for why you haven't seen it. Pandemic has been crazy. That's good. Pandemic's been crazy. Loving White Lofus. The beach is insane. White Lofus is my new pandemic obsession. Yes. Say that. Going binge mode on White Lofus

during pandemic. Yes, Queen. And then you go into it. That's sort of the preamble going binge mode on white lophus wait you had it white lophus has that dog during pandemic white lophus has that dog in it um yeah you could say didn't didn't know white lovis has a dog in it that dog oh that dog who's that dog i said a dog i want to met i want to actually because that's not that dog that dog in it that dog white lovis has that dog in it maybe oh maybe this binge mode on white lofus this pandemic has that dog in it

because honestly i something i wanted to say about the show that um i'm not seeing is you don't know obviously it's a show your actors people want to see your face no one has a mask on um i i do currently have a hashtag covid wife oh so i i'm not seeing one on the show i know there are two episodes left so he's not seeing himself do you understand like do you i i'm not relating to it yeah because i'm not it's hard to connect there isn't a single hashtag covid wife in the show yeah so as is that will that be revealed is it like the big turn at the end is that a hashtag covid wife has committed some kind of crime because i have one of these what's can i ask these wives i got this i got this wife man she is hashtag riddled with hashtag covid uh she is just wandering around in a mask

just like coughing in her room you know i'm out in the yard i can hear it and it's uh it's pretty intense experience feels like it could be good television drama you know maybe a little more important than no offense the beach uh which that you know that was my favorite part so far but i just thought it can't be that expensive to just throw a hashtag covid wife in the background of one of those shots to have her kind of walk by and you know try to kind of sniffle but you can hear how blocked up she is that's a good point I mean

I guess COVID doesn't maybe it doesn't exist in the context of the show or this is a it's like a pre pandemic thing or maybe season three will be exclusively COVID do we know what year it is on the show we don't do we as i'm thinking about it well we know that the uh you got the new iphone just like

every other uh right sheep everybody buys the same oh lebron oh lebron talked about this oh lebron's coming for lily's job oh i have to protect lily and get the new iphone oh if i don't buy enough new iphone lily will lose her job to lebron who by the way has a job that he hasn't really been doing lately which is win rings this is this is the moment that uh chef kevin told me in the pre that he said you're gonna there's a moment where you feel like it's going really bad and he said you're gonna want to die sorry are we not talking about what you want to talk about you steer the fucking ship then man i've got three of these a week no no no no i'm tired adam i didn't get a hashtag covid wife i didn't get my space

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alpha dog left and right by all of your castmates all over and if you and if you want to be involved in season three take a page out of coolidge's book and get that dog in you i know he's in there wake him up coolidge has that dog in her what has that fucking dog in her that's right is that's a good start the beast is awake that's a scary ass dog kevin could you pull up some of the get what's the promo here oh no yes sir no no no no no watch a minute just to get a sense of like what we're working on okay so we're playing most likely to yes it's adam the whole cat keep going yeah at least once Okay. So we're playing Most Likely To. Yes. It's Adam the whole cat. Keep going.

At least once. And so the marketing team has devised some devious questions for you all to answer. To expose you in ways that you normally never would on camera. To bring out sides of you that you keep hidden from the public they've found a way to shine lights into the darkest corners of your mind so this question is who's from the cast is most likely to go scuba diving devious simply devious sick it's crazy to get alpha dogged on a question like this as well. I agree. Yeah.

That is fucking crazy, man. That's crazy, man. So let's see what you say. Oh, Murray. That's not me. John says Murray. Leo, because he does that. Theo. You and Haley Lou say Leo.

Yeah. What's wrong with that? Most likely go scuba diving because he does that and by the way she says all like she's doing the talking you're on camera and this is your face is this facial hair okay are we good with great it's it's great dude i like it worried about that i like it it's obviously different from what the character has you're pulling the shit off but this is the face you should have this facial hair is okay it's okay you see that you feel the difference there wish i had more than don't ask me that tell me right okay yeah okay dogs have a ton of hair on their dogs have yeah

so you need it okay and just to jump ahead into kind of what this whole lesson is going to be about the answer to every one of these questions who's the most likely to do this is is me my ass my ass this dog you You do this sound? My ass. Who's most likely to, whatever, go scuba diving, be on the beach, you know? My ass is most likely to go scuba diving, for real. Drink blueberry juice. I got a sss. This is the ass.

No, not a sss. Not a sss. No. Don't sss. Go sss. Okay. My crazy ass. And don't say this. Don't s. Go s. Okay. My crazy ass. And don't say this.

Don't say this the ass. My crazy ass is good. Don't say this the ass. My crazy ass. My crazy ass. Wouldn't be surprised if I fucking did it already. My crazy ass. I don't even remember.

I'm blacked out right now. The s of ass was too long. Yeah. We said ass before the S was too long. Too much S. Okay. It should be a Z. It should be like a Z.

Ass. My crazy ass. My crazy ass. Yeah, like my crazy ass. The S right now is, the S was a snake. We need it to be a worm. Right, right. My crazy ass.

Okay, okay, okay. You said chuh on that last one. I just right okay yes okay okay you said chuh on that last one i just want to point out that you said chuh it's hard to do it all in in one yeah i mean i think we're learning a little bit of this this is some of the movie magic stuff that they're obviously they're stitching together and i and i don't you know I don't know Mike White, but we have mutual friends. Aubrey? And so, yes. And so one thing that I have asked our mutual friends is,

how was Adam? We were having Adam on the show. How was he? And they said, he cut together great. Which means that in every take, there was a usable piece. But what we're finding here on the show is we cannot string those pieces together

into a single take. No, no. If you're watching closely, individual words in each line have been replaced from words from a different take, you know? But it's all in there. But it's all in there at some point yeah

god they cut away from you fast yeah wait okay should we see another yeah let's get another oh now because now i now i know because now i know now i know okay so you can answer maybe we can pop maybe go to the next you guys go to the next one and pause it yeah and you will pause it okay yeah before i answer this next one is who's most likely to rent the vespa this is actually two fuckers man my ass this is me not with these sick fuck okay wait let's let's get it kevin can you just read him in and so he can get it clean yeah hi adam who's most likely to rent vespa come on this ass is definitely gonna do it good shit man that's it that's it you're done after that well they tell you sometimes they say you know the interviewer is gonna pause right and then that's a tactic to get you to keep talking

but if you're done just to stop so i just stopped so i know we said to answer every question that way but here's something and a question like this you do have to read between the lines a little bit because they say who's most likely to rent a vespa and then what i would do i'd just fucking buy the shit because i know i'm gonna because i know i'm gonna crash it up in it okay right you're buying remember you did want to cry because you know you're gonna crash it he knows he's going to end it i know i'm gonna crash it up in it and because i noticed the fucking british dude was big dogging you a lot in the interview you did with him he was stomping on your fucking neck the whole time that was so maybe give it back that was that was tough huh kev yeah so maybe that was hard yeah that was right a... That was hard. Yeah, that was tough to watch.

That was hard to watch. So maybe you throw in a little, I know I'm just going to crash it up, Innit. He knows. Two can play at this game. Okay, okay. So now let me ask you,

who's most likely to rent a Vespa? You're saying Innit, not like... Who's most likely to rent a Vespa? Innit, not in it, it's not in the Vespa, but like Innit it in it okay okay yeah and go long like try to go longer because you risk the sooner you cut off the sooner hayley is gonna get in there and once once she's going like you're a sliver of day alpha dogs into next week hayley if you give the tiniest you know if you open your window a crack hayley will transform into vapor and just slide into your house and

make it her own like she any opportunity she's going to throttle you so like keep the window closed i'm gonna ask the i'm gonna ask the question again talk for a long time okay okay okay hey hey bruv who's most likely to rent a vespa well knowing my knowing my crazy ass i would probably buy the thing and crash it in it because i i wouldn't rent it it would cost the cost the cost effectiveness of buying and crashing it you're getting lost it started so good man okay notice something else they don't even say the last one was who in the cast is most likely to scuba dive this just says who's most likely to rent a vespa so it doesn't have to be this is of everyone in the world yeah right everyone in

history and it's still you the answer is still you you yeah okay you go or you, probably either me or the homie Sherlock Holmes. And then they're like, wait, do you know Sherlock Holmes? Then you tell them to shut up. Okay. So let's do that, Kevin. Let's get that one. Who's most likely to rent a Vespa? Honestly, my crazy ass is going to buy a Ves and or do you want to do that james bond who's most likely to rent a vespa

come on i keep this is probably gonna be me obviously or be pissed yeah i like how pissed you are and i like james bond being involved but what i i was missing yeah me or the homie sherlock holmes okay okay conspicuously absent from the answer yeah okay i don't know fictional characters are okay dude who says they're fictional you know what i mean like you're dictating the terms of the interview don't let like the limits of your imagination like all this shit's fake okay okay the whole fucking show's fake man it's not even real drinks you said okay okay okay blueberry juice okay who's most likely to rent a vespa come on shut shut up me and melanie me and melanie sherlock probably it's probably me i'm gonna buy one or the homie

sherlock holmes is that is that better are you fucking kidding me dude you don't know that's better you can't feel that? Go to what he said instead. Yeah, let's see what he said. I'd say Michael. Ah. He just said Michael. Yeah.

Okay, so what you did say was I'd say Michael. And then you said Michael Imperioli, which I guess you felt was necessary for urgently had to be i don't know because you because i think you said theo for scuba diving didn't feel the need so how does michael feel now spreading the share spreading the wealth but no how does michael feel knowing that you felt his last name was necessary? Oh, right. When Theo, it's like, well, everybody knows who I mean when I say Theo. But when I say Michael, people are going like, is there a Michael on the show?

I just didn't want them to get confused with Michael White. I call him Michael. Michael White. Yeah. Michael White. Michael White. Mike White. Michael White. Michael White. Mike White, yeah. Actually, in the context of this promotional segment,

it actually was helpful because Michael Imperioli is not involved. He was not asked, and if he had been, he would have said no. Didn't get him. He was there. What are you pointing at? He was there. are you pointing at he was there i'm pointing at the video on the screen he was there that day you know i'm not in your well his shit didn't get in dude whatever he was but mind it you know why oh because you said charlotte

that's something to be proud of dude he's right he said the short answer is too much dog he had too much too much dog in him to get that in there all right this is valuable information hang on okay who's most likely to crack open a bottle of wine for lunch and again this is so open-ended i mean it could really be anyone right um i i mean my answer to this if i'm you i go watch this i have a wine bottle in my backpack are you wearing a backpack in this do i wear a backpack are you wearing a backpack in this interview no get a fucking backpack dude you're gonna want to have it in the interview bring because when they go when they go who's when they go hey man who's most likely to crack

open a bottle of wine for lunch like your fucking quiver of arrows you reach back yeah go watch this you pull out a fucking wine bottle smash it over your fucking head you go is that crack it open enough for you or the one time you unsheath the katana the other hand did you use the katana to go to shoot the cork off yeah is that cracking open enough for you boom lunchtime that and then it and then if you want to shout out who you know the homie mr bean like anybody anybody who you find to be an impactful figure that you could be associated with james bond was yours that was good you know johnny english similar if you don't want to go straight at mr bean but you want to kind of invoke that same energy um right i think that the homie andrew cuomo

right because you were bumping on like the fictional character thing and so i guess like okay if you want to tell you i don't think yeah who's the real james bond yeah i don't think he's a great person to be like he's the homie but it's like okay yeah no if it has to be somebody real i guess you could be like all right yeah my girlfriend callie gingrich or something okay should we try this one yeah okay sure kevin who's most likely to crack open a bottle of wine for lunch adam uh got one shing and then I take it and I say, okay, and then I say, Callie Gingrich and the homie Andrew Cuomo. I would have loved it faster. I don't think you left anything out,

but there was something about the delivery. Pace that seemed off. Okay, okay. And again, that alone I think will cut together really nice, but I think people might be able to tell that the pauses were were cut out but they can stretch out the and because you're gonna have a you have a blade in one hand and a wine bottle in the other that will be cracked and uncracked so the continuity is going to be difficult yes because of the the props okay the blade is still going to be singing you know so you might want to get can i try an alt

fucking if you have something if you have something you think is worth putting on our show okay yeah sure i mean oh this is just like it okay let me just it's forever it stays on there forever whatever this is is like i'll ask the question this time okay my brother in christ who's most likely to open a bottle of wine for lunch uh why do you gots one for me and my friend beat mr bean oh me for my homie mr bean and me yeah yeah because i do right because i do shank my girlfriend kylie ginkg and homie andrew cuomo and beavis the homie andrew cuomi andrew cuomi we still have to figure out the second text to aubrey and we only have adam per his team as a hard out after 50 minutes was it 15 they they had told me 15 is it 50 uh you know the connection

was so bad there might have been a 15 50 issue um okay second text you yes so okay so i've said like basically like i'm going binge mode on the pandemic white lotus is is the homie white lotus is the homie yes um okay just uh and then second one. Oh! Exclamation mark. Yeah. Just had the homie, Adam DeMarco. It's you. I'm putting you in. Yeah. Okay. Yes. Is your team okay with this?

I know you're saying I can text your name to Aubrey, but would your team be cool with it? Bitch, I am the team, homie. Me and frickin' You were the team. The frickin' dog. Yeahie me and freaking you were the team the fucking dog yeah me and freaking he called ahead can we meet

can we meet the team because I guess you're doing a whole other character when you initially call Kevin to set the parameters that you act innocent when you get on so can we speak to I guess like your manager or publicist or whatever can you kind of disappear actor studio style and reappear as your team oh uh uh yeah no i okay i'll i'll be the i

was doing more so like i was i'll be the phone i was doing the thing where you're you know answering the question well i thought what you're saying is there is no team. It's been you the whole time. Oh, no, no. There's a team, but I still am. Oh, okay. Then is your team going to be okay? No, he's doing the it's my ass.

I'm doing it's my ass as the team is me, mostly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my crazy ass. So, yeah, yeah. It's fine. Sick. All right. So, I text her. her all right just had the

homie adam uh pod went great up in this bitch or what yeah yeah pod went great just had the okay oh shit just remembered yeah the homie adam was up in this bitch pod went great we talked about you. Fuck, I'm losing it. And how funny your ass would be on there. God, yes. On here. Adam had the sickest idea.

He fully fell out laughing, thinking about your crazy ass doing the show again. Honestly, that shit had me rolling then what time is it and then you say maybe ask him for the time because that then i get a response to that then i get a response to that for sure and then you say wait what time is it and then you don't wait what time is it then you leave it there yeah that's good because not enough people that they have to what time is it and if they don't like you put that shit out there like this this person has changed so much

they wouldn't even tell you what time it is they've completely changed because what time is it right it's such an easy ask too right so it's so easy it's right on your phone that you're looking at yeah okay and then that's you get once they reply to that you get your phone the door and then you say i knew it and then you say um no worries if not i knew it that's a that's a good that's a good that's a good response to what time it is when they tell you what time it is say i knew it that shows that you're not like completely just like out of the loop on this stuff i knew you know so fresh shit yeah i fucking knew it yeah i knew it dude and he's like i got it that means i gotta go let me know either way yes

when i hear the time i go fuck i'm late i knew it fuck i'm late i'm late so let me know i got you know i got a jet i got a jet doggy but let me know and they say no worries if not Let me know. And they say, no worries if not. Cool either way. No worries if not. Hope you're well. Can we talk about your name?

Yeah. My real name or my name in the show? No, your name on the show is perfect. Right. Mr. Beach. I'll Beach. Al Beach. There's a guy, you know this, I'm sure. There's a Mac DeMarco.

Yes. Your name is Adam DeMarco. But don't you feel like you should be the fucking Mac, dude? Like, shouldn't you be like, return to the Mac. Like, I'm fucking, like, I'm'm mac demarco i'm the big mac sit your happy meal ass down the big mac has arrived like that feels like the energy we need so like you got a big dog this guy i got a big dog mac demMarco you gotta write an album okay right

because he's put out a couple yeah he's been okay he's kind of whispery huh he spells it differently is that an issue you should spell it like that yeah

you know why I didn't know that you know why i didn't know that it was better no i didn't know that i haven't had occasion to spell yours has not come up right what says on the zoom so what are you know what you should you you should do actually you go a different way way d-e no d-a space da ooh that's good yes mac de marco and i'm taking his first name too okay yes that's the whole thing you have to take the first name the whole idea is you need that first name well he's there kevin has a song kevin has a song that he for your first make him mark add an r to his mark demarco oh oh make him mark demarco you be mac demaco so just give him your r dude okay kevin right kevin right do do the song that you were gonna sell him for his first album yeah do you just want instrumental? Just,

just actually just vocals. Okay. Okay. My name is Adam and now it's Matt DeMarco, baby. Bye. Hollywood handbook. That was a hate gum podcast.