Hollywood Handbook - Angela Giarratana, Our Close Friend
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Giratana.
Giratana.
From...
Giratana.
What?
So, well, you were going to say something.
From what?
Andrew Giratana from.
Yeah.
From Smash.
The NBC.
Musical.
Musical.
Drama.
The business of Broadway.
Uh, Catherine McPhee.
She's not just an idol.
Hilty as Charles.
Yeah, I'm not on that show.
wish.
Talk about what you are.
No, I'll let you.
You looked like you were going to list some stuff.
I mostly, so I was talking about this before the show is, I think the podcast hasn't been going well.
I think everyone can agree.
And part of that is we haven't been great about interviewing people.
I'm realizing as I see some of these podcasts, you're just supposed to kind of wind them up and let them go.
Here I am, for some reason, I thought I was a part of the show.
I always want to let my man get his shit off.
Like, I'm here.
I'm here to serve him.
But he wants you to get your shit off.
I'm trying to let my man get his shit off.
So I'm creating space for that.
I'm the pitching machine.
But we got a guest.
The guest is only here, you know, for this distinct chunk of time,
especially a one-time guest.
No chance of returning.
And that's not us really like this was a-
No, I felt like that.
When I walked in the room, it felt like,
Oh, this is one and done.
Okay.
Well, we're here.
Let's record it.
No, no, we're doing it.
Yeah, but I'm already thinking like, whoop.
Woo.
Yeah.
This will be like not even.
This booking took a lot out of Kevin.
Well, this was my first question.
What's your relationship to Kevin?
I don't know.
Really?
So what?
I just met him today.
So what, okay.
So what happened here?
It.
I was shocked, too.
Does that make you feel better?
I never, yeah, well, no.
No, I assume that there was something going on.
Yeah, no.
Kevin, what do I owe you?
A cup of coffee, my friend.
I've been drinking a lot of those.
God.
I took the energy out of the room.
What could that actually be?
You know what I mean?
Every time when he says something like that, I'm like,
I know it's not coffee in the traditional way that I understand.
I know it's not over.
I know it's not over.
There's more to unpack here.
And it'll be on Kevin's time.
And I'll find out when I find out.
Yeah.
I'm just like looking at that version of myself that's finding out what the coffee is and just saying,
you know what?
Good luck.
Good luck.
Yeah.
Just enjoy.
No, what you said about wanting to interview is interesting because I walked in here being like,
I want to be better on podcasts by talking less.
Well, that was my whole thing today.
You know, Kevin's sending me these ideas.
last night of what we could talk about.
And I'm like, I gotta have a fucking idea
every time I do this show.
Can I just hang out?
I hope you guys don't mind.
I'm doing shoes on your couch.
People are doing that more now.
You know what?
It looks like a couch you could do it with.
Yeah, I've decided that you shouldn't do that.
Because this furniture is going to be sold soon.
And we're going to need Macon.
maximum return on that.
Like, we're going to need to put as big a dent as we can in the sort of hole that's
been dug into this place.
We're cutting corners and sides.
Yes.
And the big, huge part of the inside.
Yeah, we're getting to, we're carving some out of the middle as well.
So we are cutting corners, but we're also getting in there with like an exacto or something.
I noticed, uh, you didn't wash your hands when you came in, which is fine.
Oh, my God.
That's so.
It's totally fine.
There are a couple sinks.
Okay.
We still do have sinks.
Mm-hmm.
Paper towels we do not have.
Yes.
Paper towels?
The thinking, Marty says it's for the creative.
He says he's been watching the podcast and he feels like the energy is that we've been
dry.
Kind of wiped it all off.
Too dry.
You know?
It's very dry.
And you guys washed your hands?
I did wash my hands.
I washed mine.
And I, yeah, I wash them before I come.
I wash them as soon as I get in here.
As soon as you walk in.
And I will be washing them at the end of the episode, no offense.
Oh, no, it's okay.
So I have to ask.
And I think Hayes already asked this.
He can't help himself.
What are you like from?
Yeah, why am I here?
Such a good question
Such a good question
I'm shocked by the way
I don't know what I'm from
I don't know what I'm from
So if you don't know you don't know
No you don't you don't know
But you're out there
You're on
Oh my God you're going crazy
Yeah you guys know about it
You're going insane
I'm going insane out there right
Stop calm down
But what is it all
Like where is it
And what's going on
Wow, I mean, you guys are on the internet?
Let's say I wanted to see it.
Like, what would you do?
What do I do?
Yeah, you wouldn't pick up a remote.
I guess if you wanted to airplay it.
That's tempting.
That now has me.
I'm sitting forward a little bit.
My feet are coming off the couch.
I'm going, talk about this.
Talk about airplay?
Oh, so I can
Airplay that
I'm airplaying it
Okay
Okay
Imagine me
My ass airplay
Oh oh
You guys are fun
I want to be
Yeah
Okay you know I do a lot of YouTube
And um
Internet
And what and what
The internet
The internet right
Look out
What
What
What?
What happens?
What's it doing?
What happens?
What happens?
What happens on there?
On the internet?
With, and you.
Yeah.
A lot of like, um...
You're sitting there.
So you get on the internet.
Yes.
So you get on the internet.
Yeah.
Let's assume it's already on.
It turns on.
It's already on.
You get on there.
And they say, go.
I'm air playing it.
Yes.
Right?
That's your idea.
Yeah.
That was my idea.
I thought of that.
So you were collaborating.
Yeah.
It's MakerSpace.
Yeah.
And I'd say it's not like what you said where it's already on.
It's not like network.
It turns on.
I said that.
You have to pick what you want.
He said it turns on.
I skipped it.
I said let's assume it's already on.
Yeah.
Which I guess I'm not allowed to do.
Yeah.
No, you can't do that.
And it turns on and go.
And you are.
So like what I'm doing on the internet.
Yes. A lot of
I'll play video games on the internet.
Oh no.
We are amazing to games.
Not me talking to the games.
Oh, baby.
We're winning it in the time.
100.
You guys, it sounds like you guys, so you like video games?
We are crazy to the game.
games.
Oh, it's.
You're crazy to the games.
Stop, stop, stop.
Kevin, you didn't warn us.
We cannot.
We cannot.
And now we gotta.
Let's do it.
Not me talking to the games all the time now.
See, you're talking to the games.
At Angela Juriton is here.
Two, three.
Games, games.
Okay, name three.
Name them.
Mm-hmm.
Name them.
You have to.
You got to do it.
Right? You got to do it.
Hey, name three.
That's what we're here to do.
Name three, right?
Yeah, name three.
Yes. You got it. You got it.
Name three.
Yes. Desert Island games.
Desert Island games. Name three.
And that's such a huge part of it, right?
Naming them.
Right?
No, I'm mostly playing them.
Naming and gaming.
Let's play.
I'm naming gaming.
And so you guys just get to play all day?
But this is work.
This is a job?
Yeah, this job.
Yeah.
Pinch me.
Oh, my God.
And what do you guys do?
We play games.
Oh, God.
You play games.
Yeah.
I'm at work right now and I'm playing games.
We play games.
By the way, should we play games?
Should we play games?
Should we just do it?
Let's play games.
Let's do it.
Let's just do it.
I love when he gets in this mode.
What's the mode?
Oh, it's Hayes in game mode.
Look out.
He's the ultimate.
And what do you mean by that?
So he is.
The ultimate?
Nonstop.
Like.
This is peak Hayes, and he's gaming like crazy.
Here we go.
Looks like a brand new deck of cards.
So you notice I can open it.
I've opened it before.
Not exactly his first day doing games.
So he's able to open the deck of cards, and it was like, is like butter the way he slices through this little plastic cell paint wrap on it.
He doesn't.
I can speak for him, and he's a little bit out of breath right now.
And so the thing about Hayes with games is he's got a method.
And if somebody else opens it, it's almost like it feels that was two seconds.
And that is actually not even the game.
Blink and you miss it.
That's actually not even the whole game.
No, no.
So each of these, have you ever played this?
What is it?
Do you know this one?
Which one is it?
Okay.
And she calls herself a gamer.
I'm teasing.
Because everybody's different with games.
This is called cards.
This is called cards.
Oh, cards.
This one's cards.
And in this game,
each, every one of these is a different guy.
So you pick your guy.
Yeah, yeah.
Is what you start.
Like suits and different numbers and stuff.
Oh, I've never played this.
Okay, I want the,
kind of a visual joke.
Imagine.
So, so there.
There's not just cards in here.
There's dice.
He put him on the guy.
That was crazy.
I'll take the jack.
The jack?
Yeah, a jack.
A jack.
They're different guys.
She can't be the jack.
I can't be.
Okay.
He's the jack.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
Yeah, so anybody can be whatever they want.
Like, some of us have, like, our guys that we usually do.
Oh, no, totally.
If you play the jack, then I'll do, let's just do Ace of Spades.
Which jack do you want?
Can he just, do you mind if he just picks first?
Can I do mine?
No.
I'm so sorry.
I'm supposed to be interviewed.
doing the...
No, and I said I was going to be better about this,
but I also do...
There's an amount of like...
And I've said this before, but it's like,
you are a guest.
You've literally never played this before.
Yeah, no.
So I think it actually might make sense to let him...
I totally got that.
I'm just going to ask me first, but I'll wait for you.
Yeah, yeah.
And I think it was nice to ask you first.
No.
Yeah, and that's why I'm going to answer...
I don't think it was bad.
You're like, you asked me first, but like,
I don't think it was bad for me to do that.
I don't think that was him being mean.
I think that you...
I didn't think...
going like, oh,
I've been asked so like nobody else exists ever again
was maybe where things kind of went off the rails.
I think when you answer a question,
you're not kind of like nobody else is here.
You're just kind of like answering the question
that someone asked you, right?
I know you think that.
Do you want to be Jack Jelen Hall?
Yes.
Oh, okay, so there's different.
I'm kissing my guy.
It's me, so I'm joking.
You guys in games.
He doesn't do any of that.
He's not actually.
It's, I'm being funny.
because we were just having a show.
It's would, yeah, I would, oh, ketchup on my pants.
He had a kind of a crazy breakfast.
He called me about it after.
Cool.
So, do you want to talk about it or?
Oh, well, it seems like you wanted to move on right away.
No, no, you just kind of like said it, like, as a throwaway.
But no, what happened with the ketchup?
He does not want to talk about it.
Oh, okay.
Okay, great.
It was really crazy.
I mean, like, it seems like she really wants you to talk about it.
Okay.
I mean.
I guess we'll go back through like stuff in your life.
Yeah, we can get to smash.
It's like sensitive to you.
Oh.
That you would rather not discuss.
Things that are supposed to be private.
Part of the reason I call.
That's content now, you know?
It's like you got to just like rip your heart out every single fucking day and put it on the feed.
Mm-hmm.
And just, yeah.
I understand.
Like, that's the online content culture.
feeding it. You're feeding your life. You're feeding your life to this audience member who
were just gobbling up your soul every day and going, there'll be one piece of me that is my.
Now you get the internet. How many more? Can I have a little bit more please? And it's like, I just
fucking weighed it all out there. But part of the reason I just were like, oh, I have ketchup on my pants.
And then you kind of moved on. I said that. And then Hayes said he had a really crazy breakfast this
morning. And then he said he called me about it afterwards. Now, why would I call Hayes about it afterwards?
maybe so that it happens off the show
the discussion of the crazy breakfast
maybe so that I don't have to like
take care of just on our end
so that when I get to the show
that I can kind of put that part of my life away
so that I'm not constantly
feeding my entire being
to the audience and giving them
every single piece of me
and nothing held back
nothing for my family
okay you save that for your family
I'll take the ace of space
can I go
Can I just pick my guy?
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, go for it.
I mean, like, it literally can I.
You looked at me like you are going to give me my card.
I'm so sorry.
I'm going to be a cat,ness.
What card is that?
The four of hearts, okay.
Because of her intelligence.
Okay, so what's the game?
It's like about characters.
Well, let's all figure out our guy first.
Let's pick our guys.
So you want to be the ace of spades?
No, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, I'd love to.
What's that guy?
You want to be Osama bin Laden.
Wow.
I didn't know that, right?
That actually is sort of fit.
Don't say that fit.
Don't say that fits.
Do not say that fit.
I mean, it's sort of fit.
I don't want to say it, but like you literally picked Osama bin Laden and like, yeah.
What does that fit about?
Literally.
One second with my buddy.
Literally, we're like sort of like, we're these kind of like, you know, tall, you know, sort of like.
upstanding right
kind of fixtures
and then
we're getting taken down
by this like
is your second
with your buddy over
yeah
okay
I want to tell it to you
it will be
I want to
any got her
those guys were trying to have
a second with their buddies
right
and the lot it was like
no
yeah
now I'm part of this
yeah
you know what I mean
if I interrupt
Yeah
Oh
Okay, I'll take
I don't want to
I'm inlawing
Can I take something else?
Sure
Could I get the
Five of Hearts?
Wow
What is this fitting to?
I'm actually surprised
You would pick this one
This one's a surprise to me
We don't have that
Okay
That one's not in there
In the brand new deck you just opened
Yeah unfortunately
Yeah
It's like a
Who
Do you want to share it?
Yeah, let's ask.
The 504, you guys are going to share the five of parts.
Who is it?
Wilma.
Wilma.
Just Wilma?
No.
Okay, so this deck has Wilma Flintstone, Katness,
Osama bin Laden.
Who is yours?
Jack Gyllenhaal?
Mm-hmm.
Jack?
Jillenhall?
Yeah.
Isn't it Jake?
Oh, sweetie.
I can't.
I can't.
I'm gonna bark.
Oh, so.
Oh, sweetie.
I can't.
Okay.
I'm so sorry.
I just thought that we were all like...
Now I feel bad.
Entertainment.
Now I feel bad.
I'm sorry.
I do YouTube.
I don't do this kind of stuff.
It's Jack?
No, I feel bad.
No, it's Jake.
No, it's Jake Gill at all.
This is killing me.
That's really cute.
I don't know if I want to.
play the game you should we should tell
him that we have to
you're gonna tell him I called him Jack I called him Jake
and we probably would say like your name
yeah say that like someone did that just want it to be
a quicker conversation
it should be
stones yes the dice
well I mean the stones
yes okay so what's the game called
you can have a dice not gonna work out great for you
what's the game called
games called cards
okay
said that yeah you did my bad
that was my first mistake
Kevin is always talking about found money
you know what I mean
there's like there's the money that you plan for
there's like you set up your
business plan and like your revenue projections
and all that and like those are the benchmarks
you're trying to keep
and then he talks about
but then like you have your like you're found money
where you're like your uncle finds it behind your ear.
Yep.
No, he's described this experience so many times to me.
And he always used the same term, which is found money is almost as good as getting tickled
by your uncle.
And I never really understood it until we experienced our own version of that, which is,
obviously, we make our financial plan.
We make our projections for the year.
But anytime we do have an advertiser.
That to us has found money.
That's money we weren't expecting.
And that's happening right now.
Right now, I am getting basically my ass completely tickled off by Kevin's uncle.
Yes.
I am giggling and squealing.
Absolutely.
And I'm saying stop it.
But the second he stops, I'm going to do it again.
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Should we decide who goes?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Sean and I go.
Okay.
Cool.
I don't even have a character.
Well, if you had just, if you had picked when it was like picking time.
Mm-hmm.
There was like a time when there's like a clock on the picking.
So if you pick, well, you did.
I mean you picked Asama bin Laden and then you and then you said I don't want it.
And then you said I don't want that.
You're fine.
I'll take Asama bin Laden.
Fine.
Do we still have it?
He's hiding now.
Well good for him.
He should hide.
I think he should have turned himself in myself.
But you think it's good that he fled Johnson.
That's not what I said.
That's not what I said.
Literally is what you said.
I swear it's Jake Gyllenhaal.
I think there was like a lot of suffering caused by him hiding.
Whoa.
I.
I'm losing it thinking about Jack hearing that because he's going to freak out.
It seems like a simple mistake one would make.
You never play this on there.
On what's it called?
That is throwing me too where it's games.
Yeah.
And I've never played this.
Which we're amazing for.
And which really felt like a moment of connection in the podcast when you were saying that you're games and we're like.
Because we're obsession.
Your obsession
Okay
Addict me the game
Talk about it
I mean
Okay you know what
I think go ahead and talk about
I think the second we started playing the game
I got a little rough and I'm sorry
Literally have not started playing
We literally have not started playing
So the second we go
The second we started
Literally did not ever happen
Yeah pick two goes
Okay so the second we
The second we picked two goes
I think we got off on the wrong foot
And I'm sorry
and I like learning people's favorite games
so I'm just going to be
a guest here
and I'll try to
learn as I go
that felt aggressive
oh my God
is the only thing
and do you know who I was hearing
don't you fucking dare
don't you're talking like that
I'm not doing this whole podcast as
here you go that's who I was hearing
who's the seven of clubs
Carmen
who
Kartman
Jesus
Christ.
That's you.
Well, I didn't get to pick this one.
You gave it to me.
That doesn't feel fair.
You did.
I promise you picked.
In a way you did.
Okay.
All right.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
So the deck holder is the gamesman.
And in certain levels, he can actually be a decider of when you picked Cartman.
So.
Okay.
That's part of it.
Okay.
Next time I won't do that.
behavior.
Mm-hmm.
But I like, I apologized.
It felt aggressive, didn't it?
Okay, okay, okay.
Note taken, no taken.
Okay.
Okay.
We're going to go.
Yes.
So,
Catness is,
Catniss acquires gun.
Oh, so this is like a D&D kind of fantasy.
We're just doing stuff with people.
I wouldn't say that ever again.
Here's my only issue with it.
With what I just said.
Here's my only...
With the deed issue with it.
D&D?
No, the deed that you have committed.
We kind of try to stay away from committing...
foul deeds on this show.
Did you mention that, Kevin?
What did you mention about the relationship between us and committing foul deeds?
Yeah, pull up the email, Kevin, because I didn't get any of that.
Who are we corresponding with?
Who's your team?
It was just me and Kevin, and I didn't get any deed play or anything.
You can't spell team without me.
me at
me at gmail.com
right
you guys are a fucking blast
you guys are a fucking blast
I'm starting to wonder
this feels crazy to me
is games a bad idea
no
no more games
well no we can
we can do it
I thought she
liked
to
I thought
oh this is what it's going to be
you know
like this is where we're going to go
because
and she said
that's what they do
well we
yes I mean eventually
because we were like
okay you're on the internet
what's going on
I remember games
yeah
and I'm cutting
a lot of in between
out
we got it
you cut and you do the editing
no just as he's
in my retelling
of the story
right now he's just remembering
thank you
my bad my bad
I thought you were going to cut most of that out of the episode.
Do you think this episode will see the light of day?
Do you think you're going to scrap it?
A lot of our listeners don't do that.
And so to talk about seeing the light of day, like, it's like good or bad, we kind of want to not have judgment about that.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Copy, copy, copy, copy.
Just the language that we choose is impactful.
You know what I mean?
So we're not trying to really cause harm to our primary.
Mary audience. Totally. Totally.
And it's fine to see the light of day, and it's fine to forget that it exists.
Yes. To be so separated and insulated from the light of day for such a long time that you are,
I don't want to say a mole person, but that you are in a sort of a different category of
species almost.
I think that's evolution.
Oh yeah.
I think we should play the game. What about the game?
Let's go play the game. You like the game? Yeah, I want to do the game.
You like the game? Yeah.
Okay. Okay.
Game it up. Catanis acquires gun.
Time to.
And you are going to.
Carmen will also acquire a gun.
Katness just did that.
So there's only one gun.
Can I acquire a different gun?
It's not like it's not like a nasty thing.
It's not like a mean game.
It's not like I think it's like fun.
Yeah, you know, it's like collaborative.
Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, it's kids, it's kids play this game.
Okay, I acquire cake pop. Can I do that?
Carmen acquires a cake pop.
Okay.
Cake pop demon hunters.
That was funny.
Angela, come on.
Angela, you don't like that?
Seriously.
Can that be on YouTube or what?
Oh, jeezla.
Jesus Christ.
I actually, we, yeah.
Angela.
I've heard that before.
Angela.
I have.
I have.
I have.
Oh, that's not nice, Cartman.
You heard cake pop demon hunters before?
I literally have.
I literally, I did it.
I made the joke.
I'm not kidding.
I can timestamp it.
I can fucking timestamp it.
When?
On what?
On YouTube.
which one
there's one YouTube
which
do you know what YouTube is
which part
zone which part
you think there's zones
I'm asking which part of YouTube
I want to play
what's can we go back
who else was there
call them right now
I'm not doing that
calls them on the
phone
if you actually have
you know what
you know what's really
fucking annoying
you know what's really
fucking annoying
is I've been here
for fucking 25 minutes
and you've already said
I'm Osama bin Laden
okay and now
is that the beginning of a list
I'm trying to shut the fuck up
I'm trying to do a list I can't even look at
you and make the list you know what I take it back
felt like we were doing I take it back because Osama
bin Laden at least was honest
I don't think he what he said exactly
what he wanted to do and then unfortunately
he did it I'm just feeling like you're
putting in the corner and he actually kept his promise
I never promised
You don't promise you anything.
Okay.
I wish we recorded the initial I've ever been in.
Right.
Every single one.
All the emotional labor.
Yes.
I walked in here and did promise one thing.
I wish we recorded before the episode.
This happened.
We got to start recording before the episode.
I don't think you can do that.
That feels inappropriate.
We have to start doing it.
It's not for the listeners,
but it is for us and it is for the courts.
Why don't you tell them what happens?
And notice how she does.
She won't call anyone, like notice how far we've gone from.
Calling someone to see if I've made the joke cake pop demon hunters?
To see if you're a liar.
To see if you're lying.
And also it's like, I go, I wish we recorded before.
She didn't go, it wouldn't have mattered.
I didn't say anything before.
I didn't make a promise before.
She goes, you're not allowed to do that.
Okay, I'll grab my phone.
I was scared to be caught.
And first she said that's funny, but in a way she's like kind of pissed off.
Yeah.
I'm grabbing my phone.
I could see how jealous she was.
Don't text first.
Do not text first.
No, I'm just looking up something.
Just so we don't.
It's Jake fucking Jillenhall.
Just so we don't lose track of the game.
Just so we can keep it moving.
His real name is like just on your phone.
It's like that he would just put his real name.
Let me give everyone else my name.
Let me give.
Oh, let me give everyone who ever wants to see a movie my real name.
So there's nothing special between me and my actual friends.
Okay.
So it's like a special thing that's Jack.
People who, it's like for people who work.
Who else was there?
When I said the cake pop demon, I'm not calling someone.
I'm not doing that.
Who else was there?
Tell me.
I'll get to them.
Just so we don't lose track of the game.
Jack Gillen Hall of Clire's gun.
Okay.
Oh, so you both can get guns.
Well, we went first.
Jack.
I went second.
You went third.
Yeah, I guess.
It's not like third.
It's not like third in that way.
Okay.
Okay.
What happens?
The way you're describing it is not how like, it's like, yes, but it's not.
Turn one has kind of bookends, especially when your team.
When you're, okay.
Oh, you guys are on a team.
Well, I mean, we both have a gun.
Wilma.
Yeah.
And we're sharing Wilma.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Okay, what happens next?
So you're not making the phone call.
I'm not making.
You won't even say who was there.
No, I'm not.
Because I don't think I need to prove to you guys anything.
No, you don't.
You already have.
We have all the evidence we need.
What's the evidence?
You told a fib today, Angela, you made up a story.
And it was to, I guess, impress I don't know who.
And the way that you want to score points and the way that you want to succeed is by stomping on others and keeping them down.
I invented cake pop demon hunters today.
A comedic concept so rich, so powerful with such tremendous legs, so original that you couldn't let it exist.
The odds of this are crazy.
Without somehow connecting yourself to it.
No, I.
And so that's one way to do things.
Maybe that's what they do in your part of YouTube.
And yes, it has parts.
To me.
It is parts, yes.
It's channels.
Ruining other people's clips is not a way to get your own clips to perform better.
Runing other people's clips by saying I thought of that already.
Okay, I let him have it for a second.
Literally one second.
What you need to do is think, why is it my clip doing what that clip is doing?
And instead of saying, oh, because I haven't attacked them, is instead saying,
say, oh, it's okay to have some healthy competition.
Oh, let me try to do my kick pop demon hunters, you know?
Where's my idea like that?
Not that it would be that.
That's, you know, one of one.
But where's my version of that?
And when you feel a clip generating and like reaching escape velocity as we were experiencing
here, it's not a great responsibility.
to basically get like a shoulder mounted bazooka and just blow it out of the sky.
I sort of waited to the clip was over.
And shrapnel is piercing us.
I don't think I interrupted the clip at all.
I think I saw that you were kind of manufacturing the clip.
And then I went, okay.
Manufacturing.
There's nothing false about it.
This has been one of the realest days of my life.
It started with a very upsetting breakfast, very crazy breakfast.
Okay, so here we go.
a deep conversation with my friend,
then a true selfless investigation into you,
YouTube, what you're doing,
then a fun game, a shared activity,
all of that just to be sledgehammered in the fucking skull.
And the clip was not over, by the way.
I had some stuff that I was going to do on top of it.
He was going to get.
What were you going to do on top of it?
I always want my man to get his shit off.
Yeah, you get your shit off on that.
Yeah.
What's the question?
What was the stuff you were going to do on top of cake pop demon hunters?
Cake pop demon bunters, bun cake.
Bunt cake.
Bunt cake pop demon bunters.
Kevin, you tell me when I should talk to when the clip's over because I don't want to interrupt the clip, right?
Bunt cake pop demon bunters.
You can talk now.
That's so funny.
She's waiting, literally waiting until the clip is over.
to do the reaction
literally waiting it
to leave coming to actually give it up
Carmen gets in a car
oh
Carmen
oh okay
that were
that word
it's in a car
game on
okay somebody finally
showed up to play
all right
Jack Gyllenhaal shoots the car
and that was a good try
yeah
it was a really good try
you can't kill a car
the car with the car
the car has been shot.
You didn't kill my car.
That's a first.
Wow.
Literally never happened before.
I didn't think that was part of the game.
But I guess as I work back through the rules, there's nothing forbidding that.
It's not really sporting.
But I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Let's ask the stone.
If you could shoot a car.
Well, we shot the car.
Two.
Car ran away.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
My car ran away because of the two.
It ran away. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Okay. Is my turnover?
Does you know who your character is now?
Who's my character now?
T-M.
What?
Mm-hmm.
Because there's no car.
Who?
T-man.
T-man.
Can I go back to being Osama bin Laden?
I think that'd be more fun for me, genuinely.
I'm not sure you ever stopped.
Let me get them.
You have to stop making comparisons to me and Osama bin Laden.
Let me get him back right.
You have to stop.
There you go.
It's your boy.
Don't call him my boy.
Do you see how that's damaging for me?
Honestly, with the type of audience
that you've cultivated over there,
you think that,
they would get upset about Osama bin Laden being a name associated with you.
I think anybody would.
With the type of audience that you cultivated with your specific audience.
And what does that fucking shit mean?
The type of audience?
I don't know.
You tell me.
No, no.
I'm asking you what that means.
I don't know.
I honestly don't know.
It's your audience.
I don't know.
You tell me.
I feel like I should step in here.
Great.
You should tell him because he doesn't know.
I don't know.
Great way to step in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What my audience is.
The type of audience that you've cultivated.
The type of audience you've cultivated.
And that kind of, do you feel like that feels a little loaded?
This audience that you've cultivated over there.
You want, like, tell me honestly.
What type of audience you think you've cultivated it?
Okay, fine.
Teenagers.
It hurt to say it.
But there, I was honest.
That's the first honest thing I said.
Wow.
Mm.
Um,
college kids who don't go outside a lot.
Mm.
Later day.
Because they're.
Because they don't,
I don't know.
No, I think it's because
Osama bin Laden
Mocking dro.
Fines Cartman's car.
Gets in it and runs over your guns.
Damn.
Wow.
Now we got ourselves
a game of cards.
Much respect.
All right,
let me roll the
Stone really quick?
Four.
No, he doesn't.
Can I roll the stone?
He just rolled it.
Did you hear it?
It hasn't been a move.
I literally heard it, I saw it, right?
Okay, okay, great, great, I don't.
I don't.
So Osama bin Laden just stands there with his fucking dick out.
Jesus.
Fuck.
Oh, so you can roll it again?
I just asked if I can roll it.
That's not good for Osama.
What happens now?
I don't know
This kind of became like a whole other thing
Where it's like now we're like talking about this dead guy's dick
Yeah
It's like not really what the show is
It's like not really the audience we've been cultivating
That we're like don't do this
This was like and we've been doing this a long time
Dead terrorist's dick
Oh my God I meant it like as a phrase like he's just standing there with no car
This was like 2015 kind of stuff we used to talk about like
Oh my fucking God.
Like that was something that we did.
Yeah.
I think it's like the worst hour of my life.
Kind of something that we're.
I think it's only been 38 minutes.
Thank you.
It's just kind of something where I'm hoping to move on from.
Okay.
Can we please finish the game?
I want to hear more about like.
Yeah.
Your career is fascinating to me.
As a host, I just want to get some more out of your experience.
Sure, sure, sure.
Okay.
You know, if this is the worst hour of your life, you're good.
What's the best hour of your life?
Thank you.
But didn't feel genuine, but I'll answer that.
What's the best hour of your life?
That's a good question.
Thanks.
Best hour of my life.
I don't fucking know.
That's a weird thing.
I don't want to do this.
Okay.
Describe it.
But you have it.
Transport me.
You're there.
You're there right now, aren't you?
I think something's holding you back from sharing it.
I think it doesn't feel like a fun place to share, right?
I think it feels maybe a little vulnerable to talk about.
The best hour of my life?
Take us there with you.
Yes.
Where are we, Angola?
It's Angela.
Angela.
Perfect.
Where are we, Angela?
There you go.
You got it.
Okay.
We are, let's see here.
Okay, we're in Italy
Surprise, surprise
What does that mean? What does that mean?
It means
He's really surprised
He's like really, he's extra surprised
I'm surprised that you even started to answer
Something you've been reluctant to do the whole episode
And I'm surprised at what the answer was
So I'm saying surprise surprise, surprise
Now the audience notes two surprises on that
Okay, cool, just thank you for
indulging me. I just wanted to know. Okay, I'm 14. Okay. I'm with my family.
Mm-hmm. Um, and we meet that we go to this small village. Can we meet family please?
Mm-hmm. What'd you say? Can we meet family please? Cast of characters. I don't want to fucking do this.
Okay. We have my uncle. We have my aunt. No, no.
I don't want to do this.
Is Nona there?
Nona wasn't there.
I don't know what that means.
What's El Ducce mean?
That's what you call your uncle there.
El Ducce.
The stinker.
The stinker?
El Ducce.
The stinker.
We had pasta.
We all got drunk.
It was really sweet.
I was 14.
In an hour?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus.
You guys go hard.
Fuck, dude.
Wow.
I don't even think we got drunk.
I was 14.
You went to Italy and had pasta.
Got drunk in one hour.
God damn.
Your family is fucked.
What's the best hour of your life, huh?
Wow.
I mean, and I would have said probably this.
Yeah.
You're kidding.
This has, to me, been just sharing with another artist and, like, expanding our
community learning about YouTube and having a fun playing game which I'm obsessed on and and getting
to be Wilma with my friend and you know all of that has been really fulfilling and I also don't like to
like sharing Wilma like what it means like within this game we've never that's like really
really we've never done that we've always talked about it so that was a big
opportunity, learning to pronounce Angela.
And I would say too, like, when I say the best hour of your life and someone says,
I don't want to make any assumptions, but, you know, 20 years ago, that doesn't feel good.
Like, that is really sad to me.
What?
Yeah.
So, like, for me to say it's.
right now like that's good did you were you seen what Kevin was mouthing when you were telling
the story you were mouthing something Kevin or were you mouthing you want to see yeah oh okay
you're it was a big yikes for Kevin what Kevin was mouthing so I think it's kind of bonkers that
you would think this hour has been fun for me has been a blast or has been memorable at all and
okay counterpoint it was
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