Hollywood Handbook - Atsuko Okatsuka, Our Game Show Friend

Episode Date: November 24, 2020

Sean and ATSUKO OKATSUKA compete in Hayes's special game show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. um uh-huh the diet sprite had become at this point this is and you gotta understand what was going on in the country at this time i mean this was probably 2005 2006 and so you know who was was george bush hanging out i mean yeah you know diet sprite had become just so tired and stale and i got some some of my gang together and just said we got to remix this thing and so what we started doing with it was just shaking it up well first you turned it upside down yeah which didn't make it like any difference flavor wise or a huge in terms of the can and like what the can not a remix yeah that turned out to not be a remix uh-huh i held a mirror up to it but then i was like but you can't sell this yeah like it was you know it was reversed in a way but it wasn't remixed shook it up shook you know, it was reversed in a way, but it wasn't remixed.

Shook it up. Shook it. Blasted it everywhere. Can't sell that either, really. Swizzle stick. I put cinnamon in it. I put cinnamon in there and it tasted too hot. Too spicy.

Finally, what the answer ended up being was just a basically a couple ounces of seven up what i think wasn't a mistake was to go after you do diet sprite remix that they went back and called the original flavor diet sprite mix yeah you don't you didn't like that we did that i mean i guess it technically is any kind of soda is a mix i guess but just like calling it a mix i'm now i'm thinking too much about you just want it to be called soda i do you've said this before you want the entire soda aisle to just say soda just call it diet sprite soda call it coke soda but you're but yes but but your thing also is that coke sprite all this it's just bullshit it's all the same thing just write soda on the fucking can and pour it down my throat right i mean this is your whole thing

let's go you have this diet sprite remix let's go have you had it i've never had it it sounds it's scared yeah a little scary because yeah it's so scary i was scared as hell when i was doing it because i don't know how how it's going to interact with these various elements that i'm introducing and am i going to get horribly injured in what would ultimately be a lab accident like because you've seen what happens if you put mentos into regular sprite remix yeah that's a that's a blast off that's what i call a blast off talk about calling it that well let's get into it and let's enter it's oz goes back oz goes finally back uh- finally back oh oh hope i do this right that's what the freaking fcc said hope i do this sprite okay and i can take it okay she's giving me a

hard time a little bit all right here's a blast off okay Okay. You said it wasn't turning it upside down. You turn it upside down, spin it around. Okay. Turn your frown upside down. Shake it up. Put a Mentos in it. Shake up your frown. Shake up your frown.

With your hand? Yeah, preferably with your hand, I guess. Yeah. with your hand yeah preferably with your hand i guess yeah because it's hard to shake up a frown just with without touching it you kind of just put put your hands on the mouth right and then you kind of shake it up you have to really shake my mouth doesn't do that it doesn't do that that's too bad i want everyone to experience a blast off my mouth doesn't do it i'd love to have a blast off i think what i'm gonna have to settle for is just a little bit of a dribble or do it against the couch or something like put your mouth on the couch and then move it around really fast yeah

a little friction i think that's how i was born or conceived for sure just you know weird parents they were attempting a blast off and they didn't have enough hand power they said let's go to the couch and so this is what the fcc we get this call from the fcc right before this is like kevin not even before the booking's official all of our phones ring at the same time yeah and they're like uh so we're hearing that otsuko's coming back on the show no you know that she's gonna talk about like blasting off they mentioned specifically almost immediately and i was like no she won't you gotta tell me this stuff before I start talking. Well, now I'm giving you an idea. Well, yeah.

And they were like, don't ask any follow-ups about her weird parents because the stuff she's going to get into. Man. Yeah. No, like I said, you got to tell me this stuff beforehand. Say one thing about, well, here's what we'll do is set a limit on it okay you say one more thing about your weird parents and like the stuff they do we already find out that you were potentially conceived by that rubbing their mouth on a couch on a couch yes

right right yeah and okay so you're saying i can get it out right now. One last thing. So you have to choose, not the entire friggin' family album. No, of course, of course. I will say, just like a Sprite, just like Sean and Sprite, a Mentos might have been involved, and I'll stop there. Wow. Okay, and just actually having so little information is making me picture even more demented things than probably ever happened dementosed things um that's why you that's why you

you you warned me you stopped me are you sick this is the way you, like, did you just, like, your throat hurts or something? The way you did, like, you, like, coughed really crazy. I did, like, a throat clearing thing. Yeah. Are you okay? I hope so. Why? I hope so, too. No, I just, like, that noise was, like, so loud.

That's so, I mean, it's, like mean it's like such a really nasty so it's definitely it's actually a signature noise i've been working on and it's debuting here today i you know it's a little bit inspired by my family i didn't have weird parents but i would say my parents were fairly odd. Inspired by them. And so some of their behavior. You're inspired by that? It inspired me.

My fairly odd parents inspired me. And they made me want to experiment with sound. And to take these little noises I hear in my environment, a guy stapling his tie to his shirt, or a bunny falling off a bridge, and to try to recreate these noises that are so common in our environment with my mouth. And what I've come up with now, and I'm debuting it here tonight,

is a new signature sound, and it is... It's just so it's loud and nasty i just it holds your attention yeah yeah i don't i mean like almost there's an announcement that comes after i don't like that part i have not figured out yet right but there's nothing else. Yeah. Let's go. Game shows. Hey, hey, hey. Game shows, yeah. Hey, hey.

Hey, hey, what about game shows? You do this. You did that before we did a show. We talked about it. Yeah, I did that before. I did that before this whole show called the pandemic hit yeah yeah talk about a freaky game show uh family feud for one is the pandemic right and we're all in jeopardy right and freaking the um something it's a Wheel of Fortune. Wow.

We're all in jeopardy. It's a squeaky Wheel of Fortune. It's a squeaky Wheel of Fortune. Yes, that's good. Saved it. Yeah. Only to find out. You gotta know the lingo.

That was good. That was really good. I'm still kind of like blown by what you just did. So we're doing game show today. Great. And it's called Asking Questions. Great. 20 questions. Have you heard of this?

Like an interview? Without the prizes. Okay. It's like game show without the info kevin did you tell her what we were planning the fcc called her too oh no okay i was pretending i was being daring i said maybe i'll still get some nasties out even though they did call me but yes i knew that there was going to be quote-unquote game show in the form of just questions. And we're going to ask you these questions.

Gorgeous. And Sean hasn't heard, so it is a competition game. And you're going to answer these as well, Sean? Yeah. Okay. I just dropped a freaking cube of acid acid so my answers might be a little bit out there man a listarine for my mr lean they might be

they might be far out man whoa i'm so high even kevin's making good jokes okay so we're gonna start with question one favorite babysitter is the question do we go ding you say pick me pick me yes that's yeah so oh you do have to make your case you do have to make your case oh for who gets picked so you have to um okay you have to talk about like recent behavior nice behavior you have to talk about personality stuff like you do have to like give me give me a like i have to have a good reason i got okay you gotta pick me i recently called one at kevin's jokes funny that's really nice that's really nice. That's really nice, Sean. Let's go. Do you have a good reason that maybe you should be picked today?

Man, pick me, pick me, because even though I said pick me first, I'm willing to let Sean go first. Wait, that's so recent because it hasn't happened yet. Oh, this is like King Solomon. That's really nice, Otsuko. Wow. oh wait that's really nice this is like king solomon that's really nice let's go wow by giving up her pick me pick me chance and she is actually getting to be getting picked me so yes favorite babysitter oh i gotta say stacy from the babysitter club stacy from the babysitter club is her option for favorite babysitter yeah i gotta say i actually didn't want to be pick me i i don't have any babysitters because i was raised by tv okay so you're so tv is or i was raised by tv i mean so was i i named a fictional person yeah she named someone who was from tv yeah yeah from books from books yes yes not that i'm feeling the

competition and it's getting hot are books on tv i feel like sean i feel like Sean is really trying to win this. I'm going absolutely Bonancos. So the answer, unfortunately, was James Bond. Question two. One gotta go. Bones edition. One of your bones has to go away. Got it. Got it.

Which one? My skull. Say pick me, pick me pick me first pick me pick me and then and then why you should be picked well you said your answer already brave i would even pick my skull your skull goes away and so you're okay so then your brain is is just sitting loose in your head, which is kind of like a sack. Yeah.

What do you do with this? What do I do with my brain? Well, just like what do you get out of it? Oh, I'd be able to actually poke at my own brain and activate different sort of emotions and dreams by just getting like a chopstick or a pencil or a, like a, um,

like an electric thing or a, um, a spray bottle and just dig in there. That's cool. Do experiments. Okay, let's go yeah gotta go bones edition i guess it would be my tailbone because yeah then i'll just be standing all the time see and that's a little more effective and it's cheaper than these standing desks why don't you just have the bone take it out yeah so you cannot sit anymore if you try to sit down the chair will mush into you too far think about it think about

all the money you'll save from no chairs yes all this money i'm spending on chairs no couches and i and so like my wife no talk about it oh so like she goes out i'm like where's my wife and she comes home and i can see the car is full of chairs oh and i'm like where were you it's just like i just had some errands to run. You went and bought... You went to the mall and bought chairs. 25. You bought 25 chairs. And I just got you chairs. I'm underwater on my dining room set. I mean, I'm upside down.

The chairs are worth more than the house. Wow. See? I love her. But I mean, no, God bless your wife. And she's a sweet, sweet lady. But also. She's showing up at my house with chairs going, can I just keep these here for a little while?

And I'm going and let me guess, I'm not allowed to tell Hayes about it. And she said, well, it's a surprise for him i'm like he's gonna be surprised as hell when i tell him how many chairs he just dropped off it is hard with all these good deals on chairs and you're like you have to like walk away i i will give her that there's a lot of good deals like 25 for 100 you know meaning 25 for 100 chairs 25 for 100 chairs and that's what you get when you when you walk away you go to the mall and you go to like the big the store chair store yeah you go to chair store and you're like how much for these hundred chairs yeah yeah and that's there's your wife being like oh and they go 25 and she's like and then she's she just starts walking up just turns and starts walking sprinting away

yeah they run and catch her like they're gonna like they're not gonna miss out on this big sale now they have to like book it after her to catch her but at some point guys is there no personal responsibility where okay yes the deals on chairs are great of course the chairs are being sold a massive discount and buying 100 is somehow cheaper than buying a single chair. But do we have no responsibility as individuals to say, yes, that's a good deal for a chair, but I already have 100 chairs from when I was here yesterday. And maybe today I shouldn't even have asked what the chair sale is. I say to my wife, how many times can you even sit down in your life well when you have a

tailbone you're so tempted to all you gotta use it that's true what am i gonna do i'm gotta i'm not gonna use this thing i'm sitting on a gold mine literally yeah yeah i mean i i and i am sorry too to your wife because i know that I and many other people due to the pandemic we're in canceled on the game of musical chairs that she had planned which I think was it was supposed to be a really nice thing somehow for the entire city like an investment which and I guess that's what she meant I don't wait is it just the three of you with a hundred chairs playing musical but anyone's allowed to watch that's great it was gonna be live streamed the correct answer was ken bones

nice question what are different TV shows about? Oh, pick me, pick me. Okay, Sean. The characters in the shows. Okay, that's really interesting. That's really interesting. Different TV shows are about the characters in the shows. Yes.

I guess, do I still say, pick me, pick me? Yeah. Yeah. Pick me. Yeah, you do. Pick me, pick me. Okay, let's go. I pick you today. Thanks.

I would say it's the different stories. Oh. Now, that's really interesting. Yeah. Different TV shows are about the different stories versus the characters right so the correct answer was uh haze don't do this to us the correct answer was gray's anatomy that her name is actually Grace Anatomy in the show. No. Her name in the show is Grace Anatomy. Yes, that's true.

I had no idea. That's real. That's true. I knew that, but that's sort of what I meant when I said the characters. Hold on. I'm seeing a pattern in this game show. Don't say what it is. Okay, I'll tell you

at the end. Tell us at the end, please. Alright, alright. Okay. Next question. The pool and the toilet, is that the same water? Pick me, Pick me. Pick me.

Let's go. I pick you. Okay. I'm going to guess. Yes. Thank you. Last time. I'm going to guess.

Yes. Okay. Pick me. Pick me. Yes. And the question is, just repeat it. The pool and the toilet.

Is that the same water? Okay. Pick me, pick me. Sean. Thank you. I'm getting my ass handed to me in this damn game right now. It's feeling like the only way I can make up any ground is to say no, even though I know that it is. Oh, Sean.

So I have to go with no. So that is, that was just a question that I, that's important for like, for just stuff that I'm going to be doing. Got it. So I don't really have an answer there, but imagine a lifeguard sitting on top of the toilet. It's not the answer, but. a lifeguard sitting on top of the toilet. It's not the answer, but... Right. That's what we did. That's why we both thought yes, but...

The next question is... Julie Bowen or Snape? Julie Bowen or Snape? Pick me, pick me. John? Don't make me pick. That's a good answer. That was a good one.

Thank you. I guess pick me, pick me. Let's go. Even though I don't want to pick either. I guess I'll pick Snapepe the correct answer was snape what the answer is snape does it still count even though i said i don't want to i don't want to know no it does not be correct for me no it does not count dang it when you said that you didn't want to participate your answer was erased correct answer was snake this is actually very important to be aware yeah because there's really no benefit than to ever saying that you don't want to answer unlike most shows or games okay i'm really starting to

see the pattern in this game show okay please don't say the pattern i haven't found anything you're right you're right you spoil it for everyone else like kevin did when i went to see knives out with him oh next question sorry desert island clothes edition you're on a desert island and you can only wear one clothes shirt oh sorry i should have let you finish okay no that's your answer has been submitted sean's answer is just a shirt. No other clothes. Yeah. That's to clarify, to clarify a little bit because I don't want to sound like a jackass.

It's a teensy tiny shirt. Little shirt. That's good. That's good for the show. Little shirt. No other clothes. Nude butt. Yes. the show little shirt no other clothes nude butt yes at least you won't ever be too hot so this is an important consideration being too hot on the desert island yeah i meant looks wise. Oh, no. Wow. No, I'm joking.

I meant temperature. The SEC actually does regulate meanness as well. I meant temperature, the temperature. That's interesting. That would be interesting. We could do a show where we're just mean. That's interesting. No, that's actually opened my mind up to the idea of doing a show where we're just mean.

Sean, I was kidding. So that could be interesting. It's just an option. You know what it is? that's actually opened my mind up to the idea of doing a show where we're just meeting sean i was so that could be interesting you know what it is you know what it is i'm intimidated because i feel like you are bulldozing me in this game show please that was a tactic that i learned on shark take okay is to be is to do meanness yeah and then let me guess who taught you that robert yeah a fellow immigrant wow um you just walk up hello sharks fellow immigrant yeah fellow immigrant all right he's like okay Fellow immigrant. Yeah.

Fellow immigrant. He's like, okay. And a mean comment. And then it always gets him. Robert goes, can I first say Kevin's not hot? This doesn't seem like it would be part of Shark Tank, but I guess it is now. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. It's an episode I saw. just say your clothes and enough is enough sneakers and osco's desert island clothes is just sneakers no socks no other clothes nude butt as as well i'm always ready to run okay so just in case you need to to like do a big run fast hell yeah the answer i'm thinking that the answer coconut i think this answer might be correct sneakers because you could probably figure out how to make most other clothes a decent

like facsimile yeah that's very true that's wow you're saying the coconut hat is maybe already there I think if I'm only bringing one thing That's true. That's wow. You're saying the coconut hat is maybe already there. I think if I'm only bringing one thing.

I feel like a coconut hat. That's easier to get on the island than like a nice set of sneakers. Okay. Wow. These are good points. You know what you might want scuba suit that is one close you could get any i mean like you could like get across any ocean it doesn't matter how far away the island is if you have a scuba suit that was so smart you get really far that was really smart

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Oh, pick me? Pick me. Pick me. Let's go. I'm going to say no, because you've already been punished by all the radiation waves that is still going on in your house. They're bouncing around in here.

I can hear them. Yeah. And I would say that's punishment enough. Wow. Pick me. Pick me. John. Better eat the microwave.

Hmm. You want to. Oh, you want to cook with the microwave so bad, huh? Well, how about we cook this? Time to eat the microwave. There is a punishment and it's eat the microwave. That's right. Seems like you, oh, if you like eating so much.

Yeah. I guess we wanted to eat so bad, we just wanted to run the microwave all night long. Let's see how much we like eating when what're eating is the microwave how much time did you put on it like 8 000 minutes what what happened i did uh i did i hit nine the most number of times and nine is the highest one is my understanding is that you were trying you were trying to text hollywood to 64 000 sorry let's go that's from an ad i was trying we have an ad for our show where you get a special deal if you text hollywood to 64 000 that's amazing i'm thinking does this work with anything?

You bellied up to the microwave panel and tried to text Hollywood to 64,000 and ended up running the damn thing all night and oops, now you got to eat it. The correct answer is no punishment. There is no punishment. Wow. Okay.

You got that. Nice you next question thank you iron man versus thor did they ever fight iron man versus thor oh pick me pick me sean oh thor so that question is Iron Man versus Thor did they ever fight and Sean's answer is Thor well I guess pick me okay let's go

I'm gonna go Iron Man. Okay. Not, neither. Nobody fights. Was the answer I was looking for. The question was, it's essentially a yes or no question. Did they ever fight?

The answer is sadly yes. Would you have accepted just yes or do we have to be sad about it? I mean, a certain level of... You know, like the way you said... You could say like... You don't need the words, but you should be a little bit pensive or whatever.

Yeah. The answer is yes. Because not fighting is always better than fighting. Well, look. Thor was attempting to capture Loki to bring him as Guardian Justice. Oh. This is from Avengers. to capture Loki to bring him as guardian justice. Oh, this is from Avengers.

The movie one. Got it. And at the same time, Iron Man is attempting to secure the cube in Loki's possession. And Thor said, this is beyond you metal man. He said that. Wow. And that's not

his name and so naturally that to him was very upsetting do you know who won I remember the end of the movie the Avengers won that's good that was the name of the movie as well right yeah okay next question i saw that if i buy two butterfinger bars i can get it by hey saying avengers one i saw that if i buy two

butterfinger bars brought up reddit before i can get exclusive let me finish this one this one's long i saw that if i buy two Butterfinger bars, I can get exclusive Halo Infinite player emblems. They'd go to jail if they were faking that, right? That was long. Pick me, pick me. Can you say that again? Oh, so this is interesting.

And now Sean is saying it's too long, and yet Otsuko's appetite to hear the question again is insatiable. I will not even answer this round because I already know that the compromised quiz master is playing favorites.

Okay, so fine. This question's illegal. This question's illegal. Alright, so. Glad. Next question. Next question. this question's illegal this question's illegal good all right so glad next question next question you know uh these coffee filters no oh sorry that wasn't the question that's not no but that like i do like it like i do need confirmation it helps yeah i knew i need confirmation from both of you that you know this. Yes, yes, coffee filter, yes. Pick me, pick me, yeah, I know. Can you use a bathing suit for that?

Pick me, pick me. Yeah, not the one I was wearing. Not the one you were wearing. Ain't going to want to filter coffee with that. Mm-hmm, Mm-hmm. Okay. What happened? Why?

It's filthy, man. It's filthy? Yeah, I got into a mess, man. I fell into a friggin' cement mixer. At the beach! With your coffee filter on?

Yeah, well, not anymore. Because it's still in the cement. Well, and it's not a coffee filter now. Because it's too dirty yeah because it has cement on it yeah wait ask are you are you sick just making these like incredibly nasty very loud noises on this show i i also, as you know, odd parents that I got funny noise inspirations from. I didn't say mine were odd. They were fairly odd.

Fairly odd. Funny odd parents. Funny odd parents. Well, mine are straight up weird. Okay. Okay. Mine are straight up weird, and that's what I was doing. Mine is a little different than sean's his

was or something mine's more the question was can you use a bathing suit yes pick me pick me yes is my answer so that would actually make it pretty good desert island clothes. Yeah. Coffee filter. Coffee filter, bathing suit. So, you'll be swimming all the time. And drinking fresh cup of beans. And now you're harvesting the beans and you can actually use it to get the actual hard beans part out.

Yep. Right. With the mesh you know right yeah that's interesting next question what would you do if you matched with nard war pick me pick me let's go what's nard wall okay so nard war is the human serviette he uh is a music journalist and he asks famous musicians questions and he gives them gifts um and if you matched with him what would you do and also i think he had like a pretty serious like medical emergency not not that long ago but he's okay now like a few years ago and now he's okay oh um what would you do if you matched with nard war and i think the answer let's go just for like politeness sake sure we are trying to avoid putting the meanness warning this episode's probably reached its limit on apple podcast oh i wasn't gonna go there at all i was gonna say take a picture with him

but okay so that is actually a really dangerous answer because at the end of every interview, he says, do, do, do, do, do,

do. And then he, he does like a peace sign and he smiles for the camera, but then he just like stays motionless. Oh, shoot. And that's real. He really does this.

Well, that was my final answer. So I guess I have to, that's for. He really does this. Well, that was my final answer. So I guess I have to. That's for me to deal with. Then you will have to be basically like dragging him around. You will have to sit him down at the Italian restaurant and he's going to be completely motionless because you took a picture with him. Oh, man. And honestly, in the in the boudoir later.

It's going to make things pretty difficult. He's frozen like a statue. I get it, Hayes. It was a bad answer. It's a really bad answer. And I'm going to have to be punished for it. Sean, what would you do if you matched with Nardwar? The electric slide.

You would do the dance. The electric slide. You would do the dance, the electric slide. Okay. And the answer was go to the Italian restaurant. I'm almost out. You guys are going through these how are we doing so far are we like crushing it

you got the one answer which was no punishment Asko got no punishment for the microwave she got Snape but she complained about having to answer that question and so that one was erased um

that was lucky for me no one got one gotta go bones edition um we didn't get coconut hat yeah nobody got coconut hat yeah but that question i am i am sort of worried about that one I'm worried that was a really bad answer. Yeah. This one is actually pretty easy. Who is the owner? Who owns the library? This one's pretty easy.

Okay. I guess pick me, pick me. Sean. The mayor? Nope, that's incorrect. This one is really easy. Okay. Was that the answer? No.

Oh, yeah. Pick me, pick me really answer? No. Oh, yeah. Pick me. Pick me. Really easy. No. Okay. Pick me. Sometimes they do that.

Let's go. Pick me. President. No. The answer is the librarian. That is so easy. There's so many of them. I want to go to your library. That is so easy. There's so many of them.

I want to go to your library. I'm at these places. I can't even find one of these guys when I need them. I'm just wandering around and they're like... Right. It's just one. They're freaking picking their nose. It might be time to check your privilege library-wise.

You go to a special library and they come right up. It sounds like you're, yes, going to an extremely affluent library. One with lots of them? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I mean, yeah. You're right. I'm checking it. I'm checking it and checking out the book.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That's what I do there. I check my privilege and checking out the book. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That's what I do there. I check my privilege and check out a book. Next question. Next question. Do you have any questions?

I can do one. Oh, yeah. I'd probably be pretty good at this. We should cook up a really tough one for him. Yeah. We already did what are different tv shows about yeah yeah he we know who owns the library let's think we'll do match with narwhal we did that one yeah thor and iron man fight we're talking about that yeah avengers one he made that joke sean what if we ask him a question where you say a word and I say a word and you say a word and I say a word? Oh, wow.

This is the way to do it. Creativity challenge. Yes. And then we'll both know the answer. Oh, yeah, we sure will. And he'll be like, oh, yeah. OK, great. OK, you start first.

OK. Huh? Long. Okay. Huh? Long. Wow. Go. Away. Because. Store.

Aluminium. And that's the question how long go away because store aluminum yep Hayes what would be your response your answer there can only be one and we know it so

this is pretty interesting I agree with that you're right about that so far i'm confused please do pick me pick me you want it yeah you say no you say i say i say pick me pick me that doesn't feel so good having to say it huh and and the nicest thing you did most recently, too. Don't forget that one. Yeah. Okay. Pick me, pick me. I prepared a lot of nice questions for you guys to have fun with. I didn't really get to 20.

Some of them weren't that good. The coconut hack. But that was a very nice thing you did. Thank you for... I did work work really hard but i really think that answer absolutely suck coconut that's like a terrible only thing you would be that's okay there yeah we still see it as a kindness what you did okay so so huh long go away so like they that's like huh long go away we'll go away a long time because store aluminum imagine that the entire store aluminum i don't long go away because store aluminum got it my microwave isn't working anymore and i went to the store to use the microwave and i

was microwaving thanksgiving turkey but i forgot to take out of the aluminum. Wow. And so now I am actually long ago away to jail. Damn, that's so close. That was close. That isn't it? That's so close. No, sorry.

Wow. Tune in next week for the real answer. I don't get to hear the answer until next week? Be sure to listen next week on Hollywood Handbook when we have the real answer

yeah thanks so much for coming by yeah okay your alarm you gotta get that and it was a cricket it's the FCC it's the FCC oh they're calling Sean they're calling Sean in they're calling me in I have to actually go into the office now because I

allowed so much nastiness and meanness on my show I'm sorry you guys well not as sorry as I am they they made it pretty clear that i will be doing the eating a microwave punishment which i just not even related to what i did wrong but they were like radio waves and microwaves i guess are like yeah oh yeah sure so um so thank you so much for having me on guys i can't wait to tune in next week to hear the real answer that's so cool i'm like haze was close but i know you aren't doing this i know i'm excited to listen to it and to hear the real answer that's a really cool thing you're doing now where you kind of tease the next episode um but it's been awesome being here uh much love to all

of the everyone involved um and let's go do you have a cheeseburger choice? Cheeseburger choice. Cheeseburger choice. Just a double. Bye. Bye. Bye. Hollywood Hamburg.