Hollywood Handbook - Edi Patterson, Our Close Friend

Episode Date: March 11, 2025

The Boys and EDI PATTERSON explore a few joke areas. Get a Hat Pack Hat here!Watch the video of today’s episode at Patreon.com/HollywoodHandbook Like the show? Rate Hollywood Handbook 5-Stars on Apple PodcastsAdvertise on Hollywood Handbook via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey folks, its Casey from Headgum and I am making a movie but I need your help to make it happen. I am making this thing with many familiar faces from the headgum world. Anya Khan of Skyah is one of the producers, the Doe Boys are executive producers, Jeffrey James is going to be in the movie. I am just thrilled to be making a movie with my friends. It's really, truly, honestly the only thing I've ever wanted to do in my life. And it's beautiful that it's happening, that we're making it happen.

And I hope that you will be a part of it. We are currently raising funds on Kickstarter and you can go to casemakesmovies.com to learn more. Thank you for your time and enjoy the show. Okay, so I, you know, I think normally, um, when we're doing this show, obviously like during the theme song or whatever, Hayes, you and I feel pretty comfortable just kind of talking, musing, catching up on whatever we've had going on. But we have a guest today who's like very anxious, very aggressive and had just like, just pretty adamant that they wanted to be, they wanted to discuss right away. And we immediately like, I, you know, I need my space kind of instantly,

which I was like, oh, okay, well, we'll just talk a little bit over the song. And she said, no, you won't. And I have been working over- This may have even been too long. It is too long. Okay, this already was too long? And when I said I want my space-

So Kevin, then cut, then cut, then let's do this, Kevin. Cut some of what I said, cause I was just trying to explain so we have like context for why the timing would be different, because usually you wouldn't be talking. So you tried to explain that before too, and even that, it seemed like that was,

you just wanted to. Well I just kept kind of was sitting here wondering like, ugh, is this gonna go for like 45 minutes? No, I know, you're busy, I mean, we are actually too. But yeah, but we'll look to- We're busy doing this. Do you want an introduction? Do you want to do it?

Sure, I'll do it. Okay. Okay. Hey guys, just, could we get some music going? I got the theme song. Great. Well, I think she wanted different music. Am I?

No, it's whatever, music. Theme song's great. Hey guys, it's Edie Patterson just hanging out. Here with Shawn and Hayes. Just gonna get this going so they don't talk for 45 minutes. And the eagerness to get into your big announcement. And you're not just hanging out. And you're not just hanging out.

And you're not just hanging out. Yeah. This is like a professional show. That was such a strange. We are providing entertainment for people. That was a strange thing to say. That was so odd. Especially for someone that has been forcing

the agenda on the show. Okay, can we take it back? Can we get a little music going? Let's get a little music going. Get the music going and just. How do you spell sugar plum? S-U-G-A-R-P-L-U-M. Honestly, ask me to spell anything really good. She's fast.

I'm so glad she went first. Hey guys, it's Edie Patterson. Just here, not hanging out. I just wanted to do a very important and professional job here today. Pretty soon, Hazel come in, Sean will come in and they'll say some stuff. What was the first thing they played? Commercial with Seagulls.

Seagulls. Seagulls. Jason Seagulls. You ever work with Jason? Nah, dog. Have you? Not directly, but it feels that way. I'm so familiar with his work,

and it's been so inspiring to me in so much of what I do. Oh, yeah, that's nice. Being tall inspired me to be big and tall. Well, maybe we should call him. Well, let's get him on the horn. Kevin, go ahead and ring up Jason. Okay. And again, it's not normally the time in the show

where we call Jason Siegel. Oh, okay. Like, it's fun. No, it's the way we normally do it, but I- I'm willing to change things up, but like- Maybe we need a shakeup like this because we've been doing the show a certain way. It hasn't been going through in the past, yeah.

So maybe it is how late we've been doing it. Might be a timing thing where he's, I know he has dinner early. Oh, okay, so you do know him. I know a lot about when he has dinner, just. Look, I'm in this town, I read the trades. Is that Jason? I don't know.

But I mean, it must be, right? It's gotta be. He's having dinner? Oh. He's in the middle of dinner. What happened? So he ended, it sounded like he ended the call and then what, he texted you or something?

Did he text you immediately he's having dinner? No, he answered, but I saw the plate. And it's a big video. Oh, it was a FaceTime video call. He answered with the plate, showed you the plate and it's a big, it's a video. Oh, it was a FaceTime video call. He answered with the plate, showed you the plate and then immediately hung up. It was the FaceTime video sound. That's right.

That's a good way to let people know you're having dinner. If you do get a FaceTime, it's just you point the camera at the plate, you answer and then you immediately hang up and they know what's going on. And so did you say, we have Edie and he said, no, I have Edie? Ooh.

Uh huh. On my plate. Mm-hmm. And then you zoom in and I'm like, hey guys. So you haven't worked with Jason Segel, like who have you worked with? Yeah, I guess I'm curious then how you got to us.

I know, it's kind of a mysterious thing. I never know, you know, I like to be surprised. I mean, it took multiple years and I just like, given how long it took to schedule this, at the very least I would have expected having worked with Jason Segal. That would have accounted for a whole year for me. I would have gone, well, there was the year

she worked with Jason Segal, obviously we're not getting her then. Yep, the best I've got for you is Tim Balz. Tim Balz. I know that's a direct connect. That, but even that timing doesn't work out. I sensed a big exhale. Because we've had Tim on so many times.

It's just enough already. Because we couldn't book you. So you must. Oh, right. He's my alternate. You must have been. He's been filling in a lot. Doing something without Tim Balz,

cause he was here. Huh. So much. Huh. So damn much. Weird. He was here. Huh. Huh. Are we still in the beginning part?

It feels that way. I'm all out of sorts cause you did the intro. Right. I appreciated how professional the second one was, but at the same time, I don't really know how to launch now. You know? So I kind of feel like all pent up, like wondering when the episode is gonna get going,

if at all. Maybe you should make up a joke. Well, Kevin, what's the shortest episode we've released? Because maybe we just do this, make up one joke. Yeah. All right, I'll make up a joke. Well, Kevin, what's the shortest episode we've released? Maybe we just do this, make up one joke. Yeah. All right, I'll make up one joke, fine. Okay, great. Can I get an area?

How about Los Feliz? Los Feliz, okay. Okay, Los Feliz, okay. Ooh, God dang, it's taking so long. Maybe even just say like knock knock or something. Get us going, man. Okay, all right, hang on, yeah. I've just made up jokes on the show before.

Like usually if I make up a joke, it comes directly to the show. So when I get to the show, if I'm not doing one, it means that like the tank is empty and we all need time to creatively refill. So I'm thinking about Los Feliz and I'm getting so little. Even now, this would be such a fast joke for us. Even if it came in right now.

If it came out at all, yeah. This would be insanely fast. This would be as fast as I've done it because I usually take a lot of time at home to kind of figure out the joke. And even then, even when we figured it out beforehand, we still kind of need a little time when it's on the, because when you're in it, it's just different.

There's no amount of planning ahead of time that can account for what it's like when you're actually in it. True. And it can be really hard to think of what you were, like what you had even thought of before. And even once you do think of it, sometimes it can be really slow to actually come out.

Yeah. It's just different. Yeah, it's different. I guess it's different. You know what I mean? But I'll say knock knock. I mean, if it helps you. Okay, who's there?

Oh boy, Jesus. And even that was like so confrontational. Yeah. It wasn't like a helpful approach at all. It wasn't- You could take a little time to wonder who's there before you ask. That would help me.

It wasn't rooting for the person on the other side of the door. I get it. You know what I mean? You're right. The vibe was weird. Okay, give me another knock knock. I'll be cooler. All right, all right.

Knock knock. Aw man, who's there? That one. I'm standing there outside a door. I can't, I can only hear what's on the other side. Sounded like they were kind of disappointed for a second, but. All right. But not that disappointed.

This son can't be right, but give me another who's there. Okay, knock, knock. Oh, what? Who's there? Oh, what? Who's there? That I would think, she was talking to someone else on the phone on the other side. Yeah, it seems like she's asking me across the door.

I would probably knock again. And maybe go back to the confrontational one, yeah, because it's like, this is giving me nowhere to go. So just, so and maybe it's the knock that's the issue. So I'll give the knock with a little more authority. Thank you. That was the issue by the way. I said that.

He just, he literally, did you hear when he literally just said that? So like when someone has accountability, maybe we don't like smear their nose in it. Like they're a dog. Is we me? Is we me? Is we me? We is me in this case, yes. Oh, wait, you?

We is Edie. Okay, got it. Who's there? Well, I didn't do the knock. Okay. Knock, knock. Who's there? Edie. Oh Edie who? Okay well I didn't know there was gonna be a follow-up. Did we forget the area? There was an area like it was like we lost the area. Right. I thought it was like Los

Feliz. Did you forget about the Los Feliz thing? That I lost. It has been so long from the original. There were so many interruptions to how you're supposed to keep that area in your head the whole time you're coming up with this stuff. Boy. Oh!

Edie, it's not just podcasts that you do, right? You do. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

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I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I. Yes. Yes. For the big corporations, right? For all the big, those wonderful people, the 1%, all the billionaires who are force feeding us our media. That's who I like to do movies for. Be a good little boy and girl, say the movies that he's in.

That's right. Don't cut out of line. Yeah. Don't cut out of line. Yeah, don't cut out of line. Make sure you need your taxes. Pay your taxes. Watch this movie, pay to see this movie. And do what it tells you. Yeah, buy one ticket to this movie for $50, $100.

They should have, honestly, I see Hollywood struggling like this. They should have people pay in advance to see the movie. We cannot keep doing it like this, where people go to the movie just on the promise that like after, oh no, it's okay, we won't just like leave. And then the movie tells you to pay, yeah. It's like, and you know, you can hear them whispering,

they can't arrest all of us. If we just all book it at once, like they might get one or two of us, but like. And they have an entire movie two of us, but like. And they have an entire movie to plan this, and it's dark. Yeah. They're sitting there planning in the dark. And they're understaffed. They're all underfunded, they're all understaffed.

In terms of getting people to stop them from getting out, they're completely understaffed. Just have them pay before, like have them pay to see the movie. Well, here's my thing too. Well, the- This is the other question. Who is there showing their staff?

Who are they? But I think, you know, it used to be, cause it used to be that way. There was somebody outside and you would pay them to see the movie. And then the movie could be about whatever they wanted. And now you walk into the movie and the movie's all about like,

make sure you pay before you leave. And you go, well, that's not, you know. But go, okay. It just swung too far in that direction. It just went way too far. When you used to walk up to some guy and pay him outside of the movie theater to see in quotes, whatever movie he wanted.

Whatever movie he wanted. At that point, you've just given him money. And this was- And then was he just showing you his dick? I trust him to program content that I'm going to find enticing. No, he wasn't showing you his dick. Was he showing you his dick?

No, he wasn't showing you his dick. He certainly wasn't just showing me his dick. Also his butthole. The fact is- That wasn't a movie. The fact is, I would go- It's not that hard to show both really The idea that they're like so far apart that like it's really easy

Spin no No, no not the way he would do it, which is he's on sort of a very thin swing and so So he's just able to elevate a little bit. Got it. Just swing the legs up. And you can do it in a way. But this was the renegade cinema. This was the 70s, you know what I mean?

Bob Evans, right? This is when it was actually artists. You can lie down a skateboard. I remember when this first hit, and let's be able to know what to do with this. You lie down a skateboard. I remember like when this first hits in and it's people don't know what to do with this. You lie down a skateboard, you pull the legs back. And so now like you've got the whole shot and you just shoot the skateboard right at the camera

and people thought that it was actually gonna come out of the screen and like hit them. People were like running out of the theaters, not paying. Wow. Yeah. No, the first time I saw theaters, not paying. Wow. Yeah. No, the first time I saw that, I was like, uh-oh, right? This, this butthole and dick is gonna actually hit me soon because it was coming right at the screen, you know?

But then- And a lot of people left. It swung too far in that direction and so people were like, okay, I'm not gonna give you money until I know that you're not gonna show me that movie again. Got it. Like, you cannot keep showing me whatever movie you want. I'll pay you after I know it's not gonna be that movie. I'd like to see at least one other movie.

And first it was halfway through, and then as soon as they would pay, they would switch it to that movie again, obviously. Oh, right. So now you have to watch the whole thing, and then as soon as they would pay, they would switch it to that movie again, obviously. Oh, right. So now you have to watch the whole thing and then that's proof that it was the movie that you signed up for, and then you pay,

but they're not paying. And now this is how restaurants work too. Restaurants have been forced to adapt in this way where it used to be- Oh, I hadn't noticed that. Yes, if you've been lately. You would go sit down at the restaurant and be like, I'll have the chicken steak.

And they would be like, okay, well can I see some fucking money first? Right, yeah. I'm not just gonna give you food to eat. I know you would, yes, you would just, you would, they would have a menu. And by the way, the menu would have about three things on it. It wasn't all this fucking bullshit.

It was curated. You, yes, exactly. would have about three things on it. It wasn't all this fucking bullshit. It was curated. Yes, exactly. And you knew what they did well and you go, okay, I'll have the ham and giblet sundae. They go, okay, pay up. Right. And let me add a chicken steak onto that. Yeah, and the lady will be having the chicken steak.

Right. Yes. You know? And my husband will have the ham and giblet sundae. And the, yes. Yeah, but he literally just, did you, like, that was actually the same example he came up with. He's my husband in this. Okay, that's actually really nice.

That's actually really sweet. And my wife, of course, will have the chicken steak. But why would you answer the door like that when your husband is knocking? And our baby will have the chicken steak as well. I think I didn't know that it was, oh, that's our baby? Yeah. Aw. Yeah. That's well. I think I didn't know that it was, oh, that's our baby? Yeah.

Aw. Yeah. That's sweet. I think I didn't know it was my husband at the door. Okay. I thought it was that guy from the movie theater. And I guess as your husband, I don't know why I was knocking so many times.

Yeah, seriously. I live here. They're holding something heavy. Oh, maybe. Yeah, then I may be knocking with my foot. I'm kind of kicking at the door. Knowing her, she's already only sending you to do some crap.

Oh, God, she got me running all over creation to buy some, you know. We needed stuff. Feminine product or whatever. Feminine product? Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah, my tan palms. Why is it so heavy? Okay, I don't like that word.

Go get my Diva cups. Why are the Diva cups so heavy? Go get my Diva Cups. No, I don't like that word. Why are the Diva Cups so heavy? Go get my heavy Diva Cups, go get all my tampons, go get all my pads. I thought the heavy Diva Cups were for heavy Divas. I didn't know that they were, it was the cups. It's just if you have a lot of blood come out into them, then they make them.

But why are they heavy now? They haven't been used yet. They only can hold a lot of blood. But it might be proof, it might be proof, and then I might have to film with a bunch of blood beforehand to be like, see, these are like. It's gonna hold it. This is like the whole movie situation again.

You gotta show. Right, yeah. They've gotta be stress tested. There's just no trust in this society anymore. Yeah, you used to be able to just say like, I'll have one empty diva cup, you know what I mean? Now you buy a box full of heavy, full blood. Give them the money and the man would give it to you

and he would show you whatever he showed you. And it's just like, I don't know. I don't know if it's the internet or what did it, but no one trusts anyone anymore. Social media. Isn't it? It was social trusts anyone anymore. Social media. Isn't it? Mm-hmm. It was social media.

It was social media. Mm-hmm. Connect with your friends, right? Everything, like, and it's taken so many of our third spaces away. I've just been feeling like the playground fucking sucks now. Yeah. I go to the playground.

Yep, thank you. Everyone is kind of on their own trip there now. Yep. Like no one is. Used to be a contest, used to be a race. You could find a race at any time. Race you up the slide, cross the monkey bars, sand is lava, right?

Okay, down the stairs, all right, back around. And if I get there first, you gotta show me whatever I want. Pfft! Pfft! I mean, that was the playground. And now you go, and it's like, and you're like, if you make eye contact.

Yes, everyone has set up their camera. Mm-hmm. And, like, they've got the perfect frame, and then they're gonna do a special trick. Just for their own camera. For their, yes. On the playground. Yep.

And you're trying to do a race and you like run in front of their frame and now it's like, you're the problem in some way. You're in my shot. Because you're racing. It used to be our shot. Right. But now you're the 1%.

Mm-hmm. And you have to race by yourself and then you just show yourself whatever you want. And it's you against you out there, which by the way, it always was, but there used to be at least a sense of community there at the playground. Fucking sucks now.

It sucks. Thanks for coming out, you guys. Thank you for being here. This is Edie Patterson. This was actually really cool. Yeah, thanks for being here. Thanks for coming out you guys. Thank you for being here. This is Edie Patterson. This was actually really cool. Yeah, thanks for being here or letting me be here. This is the beginning of the show and I'm just going to.

Kevin, you got some music for us? What if there was no galaxy far, far away and there was no joy and they never did assemble What if every second didn't count and he never did remember who really these commercials never did These these Disney commercials these are very effective for me Yeah, I'm like they're threatening to take away all my favorite shows and movies just like hey sure would be a shame favorite shows and movies is just like, hey, sure would be a shame. All our beloved characters got fucking, got murked, we can do it.

Is that the vibe of them? Yeah. What if, what if the Avengers never did assemble? They're so fucking powerful, whatever. We got Thanos too. He's one of our guy, like we, like, he fucking works for us. Yeah, they start to have somebody,

they'll have like Thanos or whoever you loved growing up, you know what I mean? And then they'll have like Walt Disney, like in like a cloak with like a high powered rifle, just like get up behind him and like put the barrel right to his ear. Mm-hmm. And it's an eraser, like, you know,

it's like a kind of cartoon eraser type rifle, but it does like fully go through the skull, like penetrate the skull. It's much worse than if it were a bullet. I don't think I've seen it. Because it's blunter, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's scarier.

It's a lot scarier to me. And the eraser makes like gun sounds. Oh God. But that's how they have to get people to watch now because like the industry is just like, they have to threaten to kill all their characters. Well, because nobody's paying for movies anymore. I mean, you just can't, you know.

Cause they planned. Everybody leaves. They planned and leave. They planned in the theater, yeah. They made a plan together. It's not like it was. It's really not like it was. Was there, I'm just sorry to keep, was there a particular like joke you wanted to hear or? I think just probably anything.

Okay. I think it probably could have been anything. Could have been anything and it would have worked. I mean, and while you want a little more time to work, I know you've been working on this the whole time we've been talking. So this is like part of his process. He can actually dedicate, not his whole brain,

but like a little part of it can still kind of be working on this stuff. And there's like a little cobbler's elf back there. And he's like, still working on Los Feliz. And did, does it help to remember the area? Yeah, so it's just one elf back there. Los Feliz. And does it help to remember the area? Yeah, it was part of it. So it's just one elf back there. Los Feliz was part of it.

It's not like a whole team of elves. There's just one. It can only carry so many shoe parts at once. Well, here, let's try another one. Let's me and you do one. A new area? Yeah. A new area.

Okay. Or you're gonna do a joke. I don't do that. I don't do that. Like I don't do that stuff. Me and Hayes are about to. I know, I do not do this. All right, let's see it. I love to see this.

Edie, I don't do this. I don't do the jokes on this show. Like he does this. And then if I do, he'll be mad and I'll be mad. No one's happy if I'm doing one of these. I can't. We've been doing this for way too long and it's worked out fine.

I think it's gonna go great. Great is not what we do. I just told you it's worked out fine. I think I have like a political one in the area. I think I have like a pretty political one that uses Los Filas. Oh, okay. So like a pretty political one that uses Los Feliz. Oh, okay. So it gets pretty political.

So knock, knock. Oh man, who's there? Can we try one without Aw Man? I think that might be part of it. Yeah, let's go right into who's there because this one I have it already and it gets, it actually is gonna speak on some pretty powerful issues. It the aw man. I think okay. I don't think there's a way to nail aw man so that it would work

So let's just try one without aw man great knock knock who's there? Commonwealth Commonwealth who? Actually, it's become pretty uncommon the Wealth's become pretty uncommon the wealth is actually pretty common these days given some of the behavior of a certain Government yes who will shall remain unnamed

Remind me like United States of America and or reminds me of United States of Blubberica. And maybe say like under Mr. Trump and Mr. Biden. No one's hands are clean. Yeah. That was great. Couple of misters, thanks, yeah, yeah. And that's a street. Commonwealth is a street in Los Feliz

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Right? You're doing this. We'll talk about that first. Mm-hmm. And you're doing it again. But we're gonna get to everything. We did our fourth season. It's the final season. Okay, so just say no. You don't have to do like the whole thing.

Just say no. We're never. That's fair. May the fourth be with you. We're never doing anything. Petey, may the fourth be with you. You too. The fourth season. And. May the fourth be with you. We're never doing anything. Petey, may the fourth be with you. You too. The fourth season. And so the fourth may be with you.

Is there any Star Wars references in the show? No. Oh, truly not that kind of thing. Not my humor, not my humor. It would be a shame if all the Star Wars got just marked. Yeah, oh boy, that'd be too bad. All your favorites.

If C-3PO was more like see you later. Yes, we do. Does this count? There is there is a scene in the season where Boba Fett gets his head chopped off. Wow. Does that count? No.

I was thinking more of using it for humor. Is it funny when it happens to Boba Fett? No. Okay. It's really, really, I would say very action-y, but also crushingly sad. I also would be kind of skeptical. Boba Fett's a bounty hunter.

So he's just getting his head chopped off. Seems unlikely. They would have to have incredible- The characters are all respect to you and your cast mates, sort of bumbling in the show. But the show, so when am I supposed to pay for that? Is it like at the end, you guys are all gonna be like, okay.

And I'm not saying I'm going to. I don't mean to. Or you should kind of pay wallet, like maybe right before the end, like, okay, here it is, like at the big ending. You wanna find out. Well, this is gonna infuriate you guys, but it's all one of those streaming platforms that you have to pay for. Okay.

So. Rate. You're furious, right? Okay. And how do I do that? What do I have to do for that? Cause what sucks about it is like, you have to call. I think you have to call.

That's what sucks. And let me guess, I talked to some robot. Yeah, you call and you talk to a robot and you say, hey, can I go ahead and pay my money per month? And they go, press five, you know, million or whatever, how high it goes. If you want to have a list of all the books

at the library and you go, that's not what I'm calling about. I am just trying to get to watch a show. Hey man, I'm just trying to watch a show. It's like with coffee. I can't do it, Edie. Don't fucking coffee there. It's crazy.

Whatever happened to a cup of Joe? I don't know what happened to a cup of Joe. I'm not gonna be able to be on the phone because I'm a millennial. Oh. We don't like the phone. No, you're not gonna be able to do this. I have a lot of anxiety around that. Yeah. The ringing sound sends me screaming like the phone. No, you're not gonna be able to do this. I have a lot of anxiety around that.

The ringing sound sends me screaming down the hall. And so I'm not gonna be able to have that conversation. I think then you're not gonna watch it. Millennials have it hardest of any generation because we have had enough interaction with people in our lives before everything became robots that we are frustrated with the robots, but we also are sensitive enough

that we cannot talk to people. HSP. We've graduated during a recession. We've never had sex. That's right. We don't have any friends. We can't talk on the phone, which is- It seems like you're proud of all of these.

I mean, this is my generation. Of course I'm gonna rep it. Okay, okay, dog. What else am I gonna do? I gotta embrace my identity. These are my people. Yup. You know?

Mm-hmm. They, like, I'm not friends with any of them. We don't have any friends. Because we can't talk on the phone. Mm-hmm. How are we supposed to. Because we can't talk on the phone. How are we supposed to make friends if we can't talk on the phone? Yeah.

Now when you said HSP. Yeah. You said sensitive, so that made me think highly sensitive. Oh, highly sensitive. Oh, okay, all right. Also, hotly sensitive. Okay, I thought, okay, well I was even, yeah. Because hey, a lot of HSPs are in their bathing suits.

Well, and I thought it meant hard shaved penis. So, hey, let's- Did you say hard shaved or hard shaved? Hard shaved. Hard shaved. So, you know that guy outside the movie theater? Yes, well that is actually exactly what I thought of. Uh-huh, because he had a hard shaved penis.

And are we talking the area around it? So we thought that, we really think that is him in the movie. Yes, I do. Okay, I mean, I like. He says it's him. But he might be lying. Well, I don't know. Who's holding the camera?

Great question. Right? Mm-hmm. Who? Hard shave penis. Well, yeah. And what's also confusing to me is like, he's there taking the tickets and stuff.

Mm-hmm. But sometimes you would go to the movie and it did come out of the screen. It was not an actual, it wasn't a movie. Sometimes there wasn't a screen. Oh, well yeah. That's kinda what the story seemed like. It was a guy on a skateboard, in this case on a ramp,

and he would just like, you'd be like, and I think they would use the movie to kinda lull you into like a false sense of security. I definitely felt that way. That it wasn't gonna. You get cozy. It's just a movie. It's just a screen.

It's not gonna actually. Have your popcorn. Hit me in the face. Right. But like then like every sixth or seventh time, just as soon as you're like, okay, now it's definitely a movie. Yeah, we know it's a movie.

You get hit in the face. Is that why you say hard shave? Because. What do you mean? When it hit your face, you could feel what? It's like glass. Yeah, I was, yeah. I was thinking the same.

It's the feeling of like, you know, when you like, the glass, you're leaving a bank or something and the glass is basically tricking you into being like it's not there at all. Like the door, you mean? It's, sometimes it's a door, sometimes it's a window. Sometimes it's near the door, yeah. Yeah, but you know, whatever it is,

the whole side of your face ends up being kind of like smeared against it, but it's so clean. Uh-huh. You know, it's like. That guy, so clean? It's this exact, for me it was the exact same feeling. I don't know if we got the same guy, and this is my question, is it like?

I was thinking it was like Italian marble. Whoa. Yeah, okay. Well, the guy at the movie counter is definitely Italian for sure. Yeah. But I wonder if he's playing up the kind of Italian thing to like then make it seem like it's him.

Right. Right. Right, yeah. Probably. Italian face. He's doing Italian face. Right. What does that look like exactly? I would not be. We will not be doing it.

We could. That is not, no, okay, you got the wrong paisan, sweetie. I am not gonna be. No. We could do it. Lock locked into that trap again. We could do it for sure, and just because we don't do these other, we don't do any of these faces. We don't do them.

But I do just wanna be clear that it's not for a lack of ability. Yes. Got it. No, I could choose to do it, and I currently choose not to. Okay. And that makes it even more respectful that if choose to do it, and I currently choose not to. Okay. And that makes it even more respectful that if we did do it,

you would be so dead on. Very respectful. So good at it. And you could, in theory, you could do the face of any ethnicity. Any ethnicity and every single one. Man, wish I could see it. Why not? Knock it out.

Just like, oh my God. Wow. Out of the ballpark. Any label you could put on a person. Wow. Anything. Yes. I would be sending that thing to the upper deck.

Fine tuned nuances, like different parts of the region. Different regions? No, shut it all away. Wow. Close your eyes, keep your eyes open. It doesn't matter. Yeah. You are transported.

You are talking to a whole other ball of wax. And people would say, like, forget it. That's that representation is not respectful. And we'd be like, well, that is what you act like. That is actually forced to give it up. It's yes. You go, okay, where's the lie? Like, tell me what's inaccurate and I'll remove that part

from my performance and you'd have to really dig deep and go, I respect that. You'd realize that about yourself. I appreciate that. Yeah. What's the reason to not do it? You make a good point, honestly. I think you sold me.

No, it's true. Yeah, I think I might have to start doing it. Yeah. Yeah. It actually might be what we all need to do. Yeah. Sounds like what we all need to do. Sounds like what we need right now in this country. I think so too.

Yeah. To fix us. I mean, related to this, so you were saying this before and I do concede the point you were making that you can't spell D-E-I without E-D. To market that, is it like a zigging and zagging? Yeah, kind of be where they're not, yeah.

Just, well, it does feel like that, it's cooling off, right? That particular talking point. Are you buying a low maybe? And so for you to really kind of get firmly on that corner. Yeah. And just go like, this is going to be my entire identity. Mm-hmm.

I'm just trying to highlight it. D, DE identity. Yeah. And maybe that's what the I stands for, we don't know. No. I've never been sure. DEI identity? Yeah. And maybe that's what DEI stands for, we don't know. No. I've never been sure.

When I say DEI, it doesn't sound for what you think it stands for. Okay, well, as I was just saying, I don't know what it's, like, I'm starting from scratch anyway. I feel like they should have told us, they never did. And I think that was part of why people turned on it. They were like, what is this? Just tell us what it is

and then we can start to figure it out. But you actually have something. Yeah, I mean, I didn't make it up. Okay, what does it stand for? Well, if you look into sort of the way that things used to be, like back in the olden days, it would be dragon. Uh-huh, oh. A lot of times people will. So this the olden days. Right. Would be dragon.

Uh-huh. Oh. A lot of times people will. So this is ancient. Ancient. Okay. The olden days. Oh, this is like from the sacred texts.

Oh yeah. This is actually taking us all the way back. This is ancient grains. So this is very like mystical runes and stuff. Oh, ancient grains as well. This is like runes, ancient grains. Oh wow. Oh, I really fuck with this.

Oh, this is. Stonehenge. Wow. Whoa. Yeah., oh I really fuck with this. Yeah, Stonehenge. Wow. Whoa. I love historical, so I'm obsessed with historical. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And is there more or just dragon?

It's dragon and then you just. Well, a lot of times people will put an apostrophe S. And they'll say like, dragons dragons every dragons everything included everything included So the dragons everything included and why are they putting? Apostrophe s well It's like you don't want to just why did a lot of times in art literature So like that they'll just, a lot of times in art, literature, stuff like that, they'll just have the face of the dragon.

So this is intellectual. This is like the dragon's everything. Dragon's everything included. Feet, tail, lore. So this is kinda like dragon lying down on a skateboard type energy. Like we're getting it all. We're getting it all.

Oh my God. Dragons everything included. And you used to be able to do that in ancient times. You used to be able to like. Yeah you could just see the whole dragon. No it just wasn't, we didn't have all this baggage around all this like, oh there's one part of the dragon you can't see.

Yeah let's only look at the face. No, cause it's just like. There's fire coming out of there. Right. But guess what, there's fire coming out of there. Right. But guess what? There's fire coming out of other places too. Well, at least let me confirm that. God made the whole dragon, you know?

He didn't just make the face or shade or dye or. At least let me get my eyes on it. Yeah. Yeah. That's fucking really cool. I didn't know that, that it was this ancient sort of text that you're working on. That it was, yeah, related to like spells and like mystical. Yeah,

mystical like rooms. Like, spells. Yeah, all that. Yeah, like, about an alchemy, you know. Yeah, wow, heavy stuff. Oh, congratulations, Edie. Thank you. Wow, I'm learning a lot about what that is teaching me.

Mm-hmm. And it's helping the show make more sense to me too, because I've been sort of like. I was not getting it. Yeah. I was not getting what was going on. Got it. You mean the show I'm on, or this show?

I guess so, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. I think so, for sure. Yeah. When you think about it, no. No. No, not that.

Yeah, I agree. But it's okay. But it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Okay, and so is there gonna be another one? Yeah, what's going on with this?

With which thing? Are we doing another, please? Or do you know? Not the first one. Is there gonna be another one? Do we have time to get into it? Kevin, is there gonna be another one? Yeah, we have time for another one.

Okay, great. Great. So in this time, like, are you able to speak to that? Mm, yeah. So. This seems like an exclusive. But if you don't wanna say it, there's gonna be another one.

It's like, that's okay. But it would be great for us. Well, there is definitely another DEI. Oh, there is another DEI coming? Yeah. Oh, so that's what people are, when people are like, we don't want that anymore, they're just saying they didn't like,

they're getting ready for a new one. Right. Okay, and what's this one gonna be? And this one is coming, so like. This one's more sad. This one's sad? This one's sad, okay. Death. Death and tales.

Death and tales. Interest. Tales, interest. Death and tales, interest. Oh wow. So you have to be interested. So this is sounding a little morbid, Edie. Little, but it's all about living. It's like a memento mori type vibe.

And who's coming out with this? I guess Disney, I don't. Disney, they should make the D just stand for Disney then. Why would they? I know. Like why, we're just leaving this on the table? Disney ESPN? Yeah, Disney ESPN. And then like they must have something.

ID channel. Eiger. What'd like they must have something. ID channel. Eiger. What'd you say? Eiger. Eiger. I don't think they own ID channel. Eiger. No, so no E at the beginning of that?

Mm-hmm. No E at the beginning of. Eiger? Oh no, have you been emailing the wrong person? Oh no, have you been spelling it with an E at the beginning? Crap, I've invited some guy to a lot of improv shows. Oh no, Bob Eiger with an E shows up to your improv show.

Oh no. Getting better, Edie. You really looked like you were having fun up there. Try to listen next time. And meanwhile, Noe Bob Iger is just like sitting up, he's all alone in his office. No emails, just refreshing his inbox over and over again. I really could use a laugh today.

Maybe he needs, I don't know, I don't wanna pressure you, but maybe he needs some knock knock jokes. He needs a knock knock joke. Just if you ever wanna email him. He's not gonna want this political one. Talking about wealth with Bob Iger, I mean, he feels like he's one of the good guys. I'd have to go to a whole nother area for him.

Yeah. But what about like, what if there were another guy who he knows personally and maybe even replaced? Ah, ah. But like maybe the guy that was like, he would love to hear a joke about the guy who was CEO before him. Ah, yes. Don't you think?

I think I am remembering. What was his name? Ah, yes. I think, um, I believe his name was Bob Chapek. Um, I believe his name was Bob Chapek. And if, if I'm not mistaken, he's collected his last Bob paycheck. Wow. Now that's a joke.

Now that's a damn joke. Well, Iger is going to be enjoying that. I mean, he was sort of the engineer of that, that truism. And it is true, isn't it? Isn't it? Damn that's a good joke. So it was the area it was the area That was the area and I did work all the way back around. I knew it was the area that was the issue Yeah, why did you ask for an area? I knew it was the area that was the issue. Yeah, why'd you ask for an area?

Well, we just needed the right area, and so instead of what you said, if you had just said Bob Chapek, we really could've had something 40 minutes ago. The fundamental problem though might be in going, okay, I'll make up a joke, give me an area. I guess the first joke I thought of, you know, if we're just gonna do some of these name jokes

that we've done on the show before is, when I'm in the club they call me Mayor Pete. Cause I'm the booty judge. So that would have been another area. The club or Mayor Pete as an area we could have gotten there. And so that would have been another area, the club, or Mer-Pete as an area we could have gotten there. And so it is. That would have been easy. And it is kind of like, and you do this in improv shows,

I've noticed this, like you're asking for areas at the beginning. Sure, yeah. Can I have a suggestion of Mer-Pete or possibly the club? When I'm in the club, they call me Madam. Madam. Okay. Why do they call you that? Because I'm the the club, they call me Madam. Madam? Why do they call you that? Because I'm the Titty Doctor. Okay.

Is that how you do it? And so it certainly implies the existence of somebody named Madam Titty Doctor. Yes. Yes. I can't rule out the possibility that that person exists and maybe is even like that I feel Yeah, so I'm going this now has me on my heels cuz I'm thinking like I have not been reading the news I know I've been checked out of the news. So it is very possible. I've been heading the sand this whole

Cabinet appointment. I know they're like they're up to something with these cabinet appointments. Oh yeah, they're having a field day. They may have gone so far as to appoint someone in Madame Titty Doctor. If anybody's gonna do it, it's this administration. Right, yes. You know what they hear me saying at the beach. Okay, well.

I don't. This is a slight inversion of the setup. Normally I'd expect to have when I'm at the beach, they hear me saying. Oh, but no, but I want, but she wants to be asked, no, what do they hear you saying at the beach? A, OC them taints. AOC them taints. AOC.

Okay. Like I'm talking to my friends. Hey. Hey. Oh, it's the O. Hey. OC them taints. It's the O.

The taints. OC. Maybe yo. Oh yeah, that's right. A, yo, C, yeah, that's right. Oh, yo? Maybe yo. Oh, yeah, that's right. Ay, yo, see, yeah, that's right. Oh, yo makes him good. No, but let's say that's what you did. Okay. I think that's right.

That's what I did. I think that really works. Okay, great. Ay, yo, see, that's hands. Now, you are seeing these at the beach? Oh, yeah. Okay, how do you manage that? For me, it's like a... New beach. Oh, it is, even at a For me it's like a- Nude Beach.

Oh, it is, even at a nude beach. Even at a nude beach. It's a positioning issue. It's like- I mean, coming from the guys who was talking about skateboard positioning. Well, that was cinema. Yeah, and like we're on literally the receiving end of that. And so, like, they're doing all the work for us.

In this case, finding the right angle at a nude beach to see that part. AOC them tanks. The beach is often sloping down. There's a yoga class happening at the beach. Oh. I should have said that in the beginning. Naked beach yoga class.

Naked beach yoga class. Naked beach yoga class. I mean, duh. Right. Common. Duh, you know, that is really common. Yeah. Yes, that's right.

More common than wealth these days. There he is. There he is. There he is. Somebody woke me up. This is around the time of the show that I usually kind of get my engine purring, you know? Okay.

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