Hollywood Handbook - Greta Titelman, Our School Stories Friend

Episode Date: August 23, 2022

The Boys talk to GRETA TITELMAN about their upcoming appearance on her show Senior Superlatives.Watch the video recording of this episode at Patreon.com/TheFlagrantOnes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. So I've been putting this off for just as long as I could. And in the back of my mind, I'm like... And it's self-care. Sometimes procrastination is self-care. Maybe. I mean, you do have to say, I'm not ready for this task. You know, people put such a negative spin on this stuff sometimes.

But go ahead. But I feel August, I feel its presence. But I know I have to get this done before August, that basically it's time to fire up the grill yeah yeah and so of course i start by getting my family to leave the house i don't tell i don't tell them why i just say sweetheart i need you to do something for me and you are yes i need you to go go stay with your sister for a little while yep i need to bring the kids we are in danger yes don't take anything with you do not contact me i will contact you if things work out if not i've i've loved the time that we had together yes but but we don't have time

stop you're being so dramatic stop so once they're gone i start uh giving away all our possessions yeah uh won't need where you're going yeah call the police inform them that this is going to be happening and it's not safe for them either no police should be go stay with your sister police coming anywhere near the house go stay get your get your kids i've loved the time that i've absolutely had the time i've had with these police from the top highest chief of the station yeah to the to the newest rookie who's still a little jittery you know and so that's where we're at and so i'm like okay i gotta do i gotta do this podcast but like

soon after this i probably will be firing up the grill fire up the grill well and then that's the official start of summer so i'm excited and it was self-care for you to wait this long and i support it and uh we actually have a guest with us today who has been patiently waiting to be introduced greta tata man title man greta title greta the title man the title man greta and that's your title and that's your title you're actually bringing up a lot of um elementary school trauma related you fire up the grill in elementary school yeah as a youngster, you get that grill fired up. You don't always know. Too much light food. What are we

cooking on the grill in elementary school? Grillin' with Greta. What's on the grill? Well, in a metaphorical sense, as it pertains to my last name,

I was called titty man all through. So titty man would be on the grill in elementary school. And what am I literally titty man on the grill? Yeah. Griddle, griddle, titty, griddle,

titty man, griddle, titty man. Yeah. Yeah. And what was griddle titty griddle titty man griddle titty man yeah titty man yeah and what was griddle meant to be insulted i mean there's nothing wrong with being a tit being a titty man yes i know there's a natural thing in the world yes it is it is it is so uh i you know i i'm sorry if that's opening up a wound for you, but I'm here to tell you, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. No, I shouldn't feel shame.

No, I do like the name Griddle Tittyman. Yeah, Griddle's good. Griddle is actually a nickname I've never been called before. I've been called a lot of things. Griddle is a first. I love it. It starts today yeah it's the first day of the rest of your life griddle and that's the most important tool in

the kitchen there's nothing like you take away everything else you need the griddle do not me just dad's griddle yeah yeah i don't need any of these fancy gadgets and tools but i can't do a damn thing without my griddle you ever griddle your soup yeah i riddle my soup all the time that's how you make soup it's winter it's winter time speaking of elementary school it's winter time you come in from the cold you know nose a little red you know frost on the tips of your ears. And mom's in the kitchen and she's got griddled cheese and griddled soup. Yep. Griddled cheese sandwich and a griddled soup on the griddle. And it's delicious.

It's love. I can taste it. It's love, isn't it? They say love comes from the griddle. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I can taste it. Say that. Say that. Say that. love isn't it they say love comes from the griddle i can say that say that say that say save that yes how about save say less except that say yeah say less overall but do say one more thing love comes love comes from the griddle from the griddle yeah i can taste it i can smell it i can touch it i am able to see it as well

yeah mm-hmm yeah i'm oh yes in my mind's eye i'm experiencing every sense it's sound i hear the sound the sizzle of the griddle cheese what was your favorite childhood food that came from the griddle hmm i think i went first i guess like if i talked about i mentioned the soup was it my favorite like the food that to you says oh this is comfort this is home this is childhood what is that i'm feeling a little like i went first but i can come up with another one if you need time. And this is so interesting, and I feel myself comfortably nestling into Griddle's podcast

where we're speaking about our childhood and our past. Isn't it strange? I do sort of feel like I'm letting myself sink into the water, potentially to be drowned by her very competitive host energy. Her massive host hands grip around my throat and force me beneath the surface of the water. I'm slipping under there, and then I just feel a hand on the top of my head.

And it's not altogether unpleasant. Exactly what I was going to say. There's a point at which you just let go and say, what have I been fighting all this time? Yeah. This is my destination. Don't resist. Maybe I embrace it. I don't know why I would.

It's useless, really. It's like my whole life has been struggle. And my final moments, am I going to make the same mistake? No. So I am excited to get into that. Now, you were earlier brandishing a chapstick tube. Oh, yeah. Is it something that you want to use?

Is it a comfort item? Do we just hold it during the podcast so that we have something in our hands? I don't know what to do with my hands. Do you have that feeling ever? I have that feeling, but every second of every day so chapstick you know this chapstick was sitting up here on this ledge like so okay and i didn't like how that looked aesthetically for help you know it's good for it as well and it looks why you know what i mean you're you're watching this you're paying for the patreon to watch this

zoom session go down and you're thinking to yourself what's that what yeah is it holding something up it almost looks like it's holding up sort of the chandelier from a perspective issue holding up the chandelier it could be really far away and it could be huge this is like peter jackson shit if you have vertigo hobbit yeah i'm like in the fucking hobbit like the camera tricks the practical effects being used on this zoom they're sending me to uh the shire yeah i'm in smog's cave and then watch this i can take this and I grab it. And then all of a sudden perspective shift. What did I just watch? Bigger than my head.

Bigger or the same size as my head. Nope. Don't show the scan. The barcode? The barcode, yeah. Because a lot of our listeners will be able to hack that. That's your personal information. They will be able to purchase your chapstick from you.

They'll locate you and they will obtain your chapstick. They can geolocate me. This is what I've always wanted to do with this, like a beauty influencer. And here we have the original. You hold it up against your hand. Yeah. Here we have the original chapstick. The original, no flavor.

Black tube. No bells and whistles. No. i think we got it right the first time folks remember you'd come in on a cold day lips split to fuck all just blood shooting out of your lips cracked dry and destroyed and your mom would just take some warm chapstick off the griddle original flavor it's set yeah and just hand it to you and say go go in the other room get out of here get the fuck out of here i'm with someone yeah that was those were hard days was it yeah it wasn't all wasn't all happy around the griddle my mom would look at me and she'd say, I don't want to look at you.

You're fugs. Yeah, until you've put on this hot chapstick on your bleeding lips. Yeah. I refuse to look at my fugly son. I didn't want to say anything, but your son is ugly. Sorry.

That's what his mom was saying. I'm saying your son is ugly. Do you have a son? I have a son, yes. I have a three-year-old son. Wow. A shame. I don't feel that way.

Everyone's allowed, you know, this obviously this is a a place to embrace other ideas. Everyone is free to share, you know, and express themselves on this show where we're about like hearing all the viewpoints that are wild nation has to offer. So it's fine. It's a shame that i have a son and that my son is fugly i i do feel justified in saying i don't see it that way that's good it's not my personal perspective right now and it could change at any moment gritty tiddle man yeah you have a podcast i do yeah it's on forever dog no no it's not no but it was well you had one there or you wanted to you had a meeting you took you had a cup of coffee with forever dog we all have in this city you know no i had a podcast it's okay greta yeah it's okay that it's on forever dog it's fine no no one is judging you for being no one's judging me i understand they platform some

voices that maybe we prefer have a little less volume uh in the conversation but i you know but it's okay that you're on forever dog no one's associating you no one's judging you for that please god don't but you have it and it's and so how's your experience with forever dog good my experience with forever dog was great i loved the podcasts that i had with them and their great network what happened to that podcast we've all been wondering i decided to start a different one i've done that but it doesn't mean that the old one goes away well the old one didn't go away it's still available for you to listen you can listen to my old podcast the worst

so you have a podcast on Forever Dog so by your own admission you have a podcast on Forever Dog that didn't go away well it's just it's not called temporary dog it's called Forever Dog but I have a I have a podcast that I

currently do on hey i guess we could talk about that on head gum called senior superlatives where i talk to my guests senior superlatives yes where i talk to my guests all about their high school experience. And then I have another podcast on Big Money Players Network on iHeart, where I am one of my characters, my evil stepmom character. Oh, the crazy characters. Can we talk evil stepmom for a moment? No.

Can we hear from evil stepmom? That's just what she would from evil stepmom that's just not available yeah that's just what she would say no she doesn't believe in podcasting always saying no no that's just what evil stepmom would say she wouldn't even step away from the griddle to do it no she do you think she's at the griddle she's absolutely not at the griddle she's there warming up her shabli right no ever present snifter of shabli stepmom doesn't even go and enter the kitchen wow she's having an assistant more evil than i thought also she doesn't drink shabli okay okay she drinks on nobody said she drank it you did did. I called it ever present. That actually implies that it's not being drunk. She's just around Chablis all the time.

She's not drinking it. She just needs the Chablis in the environment. She's just curating it. Yes, yes. That makes sense. As one does. It's decanting. Oh, it's decant. Yeah, hot.

Do you want to talk about that? Which one do you... It feels like you have an agenda you're all over the place with like you've got all these different podcasts you want to talk about you can't keep it straight you don't know where they are i'm a mess you got this chapstick all over creation it's just like flung around and we're grappling with this we're grappling with this. We're grappling with this. It's time.

It's time to get in the Greco-Roman chamber. Yes. I want to talk about senior superlatives. Wow. I love seeing that commitment. Yeah. You've changed

right before my eyes. You grew up on this episode and just said, hey, I'm owning this. I want to talk about this one podcast. Is the co-production with Forever Dog or what does Forever Dog involve with this one? Forever Dog supports me from the sidelines with this one. Wow. So they lift you up and that was when they were carrying you. Yeah, they lift me up. When there was only one RSS feed, that's when we carried you. That that was when they were carrying you yeah they lift me up when there

was only one rss feed that's when we carried you forever dog was carrying me yeah yeah um but go ahead so it's so this one's had gum cool idea huh that your head is chewing gum yeah i mean that is what chews gum but it's not how they mean it yeah it's like gum for your head i mean they're that's gum yeah you could have called it gum i guess well i think it's more gum for your brain it should be called brain gum it i mean i don't know if it should be definitely shouldn't be called head gum head we all agree on that ear gum i guess but then it's like i don't know i'm not on earwolf aren't you on earwolf i'm so sorry griddle i think that kevin is still trading off of the cachet of the name earwolf which no one understands i agree with you wolf pop made more sense um but i think that he he probably lured you here under false pretenses.

No. Earwolf, we had quite a run with them. And it was great. And I guess in the sense that you still have a podcast on Forever Dog, we do still have a podcast on Earwolf. It's just not on Earwolf. Yeah. We're independent.

on your wolf yeah we're independent um i pray for you at some point to like achieve this level of freedom i pray i pray for myself too yeah you have nothing to lose but your chains why i know yes and no corporate notes you know no little overseer with their with their little notebook. Just hmm. I think we can make this more efficient. It's like, no, what's beautiful is that it sucks. Do you think this is one of the most boring episodes of your podcast you've ever had? No, we've done much worse. This one's not great, but we've done worse. OK, I just want to make sure I can tell you that we have done ones that are so bad from i i'm like breathing a sigh of relief just from like the first five seconds like you just know that i yeah this and we didn't know you know we didn't know what it was going to be we didn't know what

to expect this isn't one of the most boring ones it is one where you know i am looking at the time going like a lot of runway left in front of me uh but that's not always a bad thing because there's so much room for discovery am i that big of a trip to talk to it's not i'm enjoying the conversation and like i i love the confidence that it's like all about you that like you're like dictating like every single thing about the situation that you're and that you're this kind of like all powerful creature and like if you close the zoom window the entire podcast will just vanish but no in fact there are other factors and like we are in control of whether the podcast is good or bad at all times. We are deciding that it's bad right now.

We're starting bad and we're eyeballing a strong finish, but we haven't decided yet whether or not to get into it. You're calling me self-absorbed. Again, I'm loving

He loved the confidence. The self-belief. It was a compliment. I'm loving the loved the confidence yes self-belief you know it was that it's all about me i'm loving the confidence that we're even talking about you at all right now right sean and i are having a not audible but much louder conversation between the two of us as we are chatting here that's basically like planning the next and the next moment of the show. The next one after that. The game within the game, Gribble.

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don't use cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to rocketmoney.com slash the boys that's rocketmoney.com slash the boys rocketmoney.com slash the boys we wanted to talk about seeing senior superatives as well. And we were hoping actually, either individually or as a team, to be involved with that podcast. Yeah, we'll do it. We're on Google Find Time. I'm looking at my calendar,

and I think I can blow your shit up, yes. But I did think this would be an important sort of pre conversation to have where we lay down some ground rules just about like what you can ask us, what you can't ask us. Um, and how everyone should behave on that show. Okay. So this is when you guys come on my show.

We're getting ready. This is a show to get ready for your show. This is prep for when you guys come on my show we're getting ready this is a show to get ready for your show this is prep for when you by the way and i am available you would individually come on the show you wouldn't come together yeah either one okay okay yeah individual okay yes and we're open to that as well great and then the then the next one, we'll do it. Like whichever one didn't go first, we'll go third. Actually, we'll go to. We'll do it. We'll do two with both of us.

Yeah. One. Someone does the first episode, then the next one does two and three. And then the other one comes back for four and five. So one's going to have a three parter and one's going to have a-parter and not at all not what we're saying no no no it's snake style so it is one two and three then four and five

six and seven yeah makes total sense we probably do eight total that thing thank you yeah yeah but it's about boundaries i don't know like do you have the conversation like with all because it's sensitive stuff i mean we've all been feeling pretty sensitive you were remembering you know nicknames and we were talking we shared these great griddle you know meal memories that we talked about stepmom and these are these are minors like these are children yeah when you ask me about my childhood memory you are asking you are interrogating me about a minor yeah i am who is as as you've indirectly noted probably probably somewhat fugly yeah all minors probably something of a shame yeah yeah um so what are the boundaries well how do you usually hand i'm sure this is the

conversation that you have yeah reliability reasons like how do you normally handle this um you know if you were to come on my show... We are going to. When we are going to. When you're on the show, when you're on the show apart, I would ask each of you individually what

you were like in high school. So, again, this is... Yeah, that's a little too personal. Yeah, I guess. And I understand if that's sensitive to you. that's a little too personal yeah I guess and I understand that that's sensitive to you so then maybe I'm thinking you probably shouldn't come on the show we are going to whether we should or not

we can have the conversation whether we should or not but it is going let's find what you would want to talk about as it pertains to high school why don't you tell me that we wow ready for this so you don't normally i mean i get like this is not a standard part of the like the process for you so you had gabrus on right yeah um he does i know he doesn't want to talk about like long island for example at all and so like

that's something that like he's gonna put he's gonna put these like barriers up he's gonna put walls up and you can probe and probe but he's never gonna let his guard down around that yeah yeah he never wants to talk about long island yeah he never wants to talk about being like a zany jerk off guy yes he never wants to talk about um you better not bring up being a lifeguard no no very close to the vest very guard i know he very upset very upset definitely doesn't want to talk about having sex yes yes and that's yes definitely doesn't want to talk about off in a room of friends. I would say, you know, if

and if they weren't friends at the beginning, they're not friends at the end, hun. They're also not going to be friends afterwards. If they're not friends at the beginning, that basically means they're never going to be friends. They're never going to be friends at the end. But what I'll say is

because you did bring it up don't ask me what i think sex feels like you know i mean just like let's do a classy episode of the show uh i i think it's great you're doing a podcast uh you know i love the whole team over at forever and we'll say that and we were more than happy to say that on the show. Like, we will pump you up for sure. We'll put in a great word for you with your audience. I will co-sign for you.

No, I'll say that you kick ass. You're awesome. That I think that you should be doing this. But like, let's for one episode. Don't ask me what I think sex feels like. Okay, you're right. It's honestly. That's for our right it's crazy that i've been getting away with asking every single one of my guests that

comes on the show what sex feels like or what they think yeah or what they think it feels like because everyone that comes on the show famously has never had sex. And I know that even though you have a son, you still have never had sex. Therefore, you can only kind of guess what sex might feel like.

There's no way. You're leaning towards asking me at this point. And so I'd like to move. You want to move on? At least away from me if hypothetically hypothetically what do you think it would feel like it's gotta be insane yeah it's gotta feel so crazy right i guess uh yeah i mean this must be totally weird I mean, that must be totally weird. Yeah.

But, hey, did you have something? I mean, I do want to set limits. I will not, under any circumstances, be discussing how I use the shopping cart as a backpack. You used a shopping cart as a backpack? Wow. Hey, hey, hey. I'm really struggling to remember what I just said, which has been so flagrantly disregarded.

Shout out to Aron. I will not explore any aspect of the fact that I took my books and my pens and my other belongings from class to class. Loose? I mean, no, in a shopping cart. I don't... What? Sean?

It's something either... Now I'm wondering, did we ever get the sort of sound issue sort of at the beginning because i know when we very first this was before you had the zoom haze uh she couldn't hear kevin i was i was lurking i was not video or audio odd but she was trying to talk to kevin and couldn't hear him and now i'm going, is she only getting every other word? Because you just said, do not ask about this. This is like me saying, you know, like if I go like, hey, don't ask me about like, do not ask me about when I stole teacher's car. And then I mean, I rebuilt it inside teacher's office, took apart and rebuilt in teacher's office.

How are you going to drive out of there? Don't ask me about that. Come on. I won't. Or about the time that I'm smoking weed with principal. You smoked weed with principal? Gretel! Gretel!

What did I just say? Was it principal's car? It was teacher's car it principal's car teacher's car teacher's car principal's pot no principal's not holding hey you got anything

how do you know principal's not holding believe me I know principal I think is holding not this one when they confiscate your pot where do you think it goes to principal's pocket but this this principle is just textbook chiba hawk the second you light up guess who's arrived oh principal i hit that yeah yeah that's yeah that's always the way and you go how does he know yeah never brings his own you know no shit man i think that's cashed that's cashed when i handed it to you it was dank there was a lot of green left how the fuck is that cash principal god i knew you were gonna get me talking about this somehow but i feel like principal always like

will still hit it to smoke the resin well yeah well exactly like i think that's cash don't worry i'll take care of that yeah and it's like okay and then you're like wait i have keith in my grinder principle i can pop that on the end of a cigarette and we can blaze out of here. That's just what I know. That's how I know principle. Keith in the tip of the parliament light. Keith head. Yeah. Damn, dude. Yeah.

Yeah. 100%. Dude. Yeah. No, that's principle I don't want to talk about using the shopping cart as my my seat in class

no you bringing up the backpack that I hoped we had settled yes but then I'm also sitting in it for class yeah are you sitting in the seat part where you can put a toddler or are you sitting in the physical cart itself like are your feet hanging out of the little

my tuchus is in the is in the is in the seat part but you know like i'm a big boy and so my legs are reverse cowgirl off the other end no this is uh this is cowman yes regular cowman regular cowman off the off the main off the front my legs are in the basin my legs are i see yeah holding it down because you're a teen, so you would technically flip the cart. I am flipping backwards sometimes. Yeah. Glancing off the wall as I go down. Would you have to wear a helmet?

No, I don't have to. I can do whatever I want. He's making his own rules. Probably, I would say don't ask me about wearing my theater costume for the play at the school all day and ask you about what don't ask me about the day of the big play to wear my theater costume to every class oh you wore your costume to every class i didn't actually don't ask me about it if the lacrosse team gets to wear their little shirt and their helmet to

class every day yeah while we won't be discussing this it does seem like it would follow that the other after-school activities should there be different a clothing aspect to their work and it is work and it is a job yes that that should also be something that they are allowed to promote everyone you know it's come to the big game tonight look i got my jersey on well isn't it just as badass to say hey come to the big show tonight i'm wearing like a lab coat for some reason well what was the pants what was the play what was your high school play you just said not to ask me about this well you told me to not ask you about the costume you wore to class i'm asking about the play there's more than one play well think about your wife pin pin

Pin, pin. Were you both in theater in high school? I would go watch his. So I was in the theater. I'm watching. I'm going. You're in. You're physically in the theater watching.

Yeah. If you want to see it, you're going to have to be in there. But I treat my. We ain't bringing it out. Except when I wear that costume to class. My role. You got me talking about it. I think you guys are both giving me um life right now uh yes that you took the words right out of my mouth

two hosts that are giving me life right now yeah um did you guys go to prom? Which one? Either. Which prom? Oh, junior prom, senior prom. Both years, one year. My junior? Yeah. I went, and I'm happy to discuss it.

Okay. It's in bounds. You can ask. I'll allow it. Aspects of it. of it a thin ice counselor i'd rather not explore in detail or or not just like at all like how i am bringing all my food there in a shopping cart you brought your own dinner to prom in a shopping cart. Let's not bring up me wearing a play costume to prom. Yeah. Try to drum up business for us to play. Again, what play

was that? There's been a lot of plays. Yeah, but the one specifically as it pertains to your prom. You want him to name them all? It was what? As Bees and Honey Drown. And what was Bees and Honey Drown? As Bees and Honey Drown. As bees in honey drown? And what was... As bees in honey drown.

As bees in honey drown. And were you dressed as a bee? Okay, somebody hasn't seen as bees in honey drown. No. I'm dressed as Caden, the literary agent. Good God. Griddle, crack a book, you know, like a playbook. No, I know as Bees and Honey Drown is a famous play.

Okay, go on. Did you actually do that as your high school production? One of many. Really? Interesting. He was... Seems like a relatively contemporary play. He was the jock who the theater teacher is like,

I really see something special in you. I'd love to see you try out for the play this semester. And does that every semester every single semester they go and then i always go i don't know i'm more doing sports and then he has to like corner me in the hallway and go like hey the way you move out on that field it's almost like a dancer would you want to be a backup dancer in this production of merrily we roll along i feel like you were really good in theater get out of here that's not even what this is about i didn't want to talk about this stuff i said i didn't want to talk about it i'm just saying it

i think i think you were probably really good. That's a compliment. I guess I can't sue you for slander. Can we meet Caden? Ah, geez, I don't know. Is Caden even here? I don't know. Maybe you have to go get him or something. let's see i mean like maybe i don't know maybe you have to go get them or something i guess to me like cadence so far away you could meet mark from art by yasmina reza wow okay all right i'll give you one line as mark from art by yasmina reza okay and this is and this is

an exclusive for you because you like senior superlatives and i did place third as most theatrical second runner up hang on let me find mark mark are you there i don't give a fuck what paul valeray says surge wow and they let you say that it's in in the school room outside the school yeah outside the school that one was at an outside yeah yeah and you and greta we're like if you want to participate yeah like get in here if you want to pissed is there something you want to say is there you want to if you didn't like it you can say that like it's open to interpretation oh my god yeah you know the lines are very blurry to me now well you know whoa where mark from art ends and where yeah where's the clem dog

rishon from podcast begins yeah kind of um you know i'm feeling like maybe i need another 24 ounces of coffee you know it's like i don't i don't fully know not me i feel like i'm kind of in um i'm kind of in oh god what was that movie that christopher nolan movie that christopher nolan movie that movie yes that movie yes christopher nolan and poo bear and poo bear and Christopher Nolan and Pooh Bear. And Pooh Bear and the Rubik's Cube. Hundred Acre Wood, yes. Yes. Sort of what is reality? When does reality begin and when does reality end? When are we being serious and when are we in a game?

When are we making jokes? And when are we shaming people for being named Griddle Tittleman and telling Griddle Tittledle men to I don't know crack a book trying to make griddle tiddle men sort of like seem uneducated and like she doesn't know what fucking plays are you know so yeah maybe I'm a little upset

you asked me if I was dressed as a bee I mean I was you told me not to actually ask what are you I'm gonna say were you just as a what is that play even about a con artist is that correct ultimately yes and isn't that in a fashion what all plays are about yeah you always what are we screw weiler that's what cadaden tells Evan Wyler, the young upcoming author who's been conned.

What are we up on that stage but con artists, though, right? Exactly. Exactly. And at the end of the night, aren't we all just like one by one showing up at the fountains of the Bellagio? Yeah, like in Ocean's Eleven. 11 okay it's not that was that and they are they do go to the i guess yeah yeah i guess that's an example of that is part of that movie yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no i gotta re-watch that but i did that i did a high school production of that yeah and were you dressed as a bee?

I mean, there is He was dressed as being himself. Yeah. That's good. I played myself. That's great. It was like the premise of the show was like experimental theater was like

what if Hayes was like in Ocean's Eleven like accidentally like if it was happening right he was just seeing it all. He was like, is if haze was like in oceans 11 like accidentally like if it was happening right he was just seeing it all he was like is nobody else seeing this these guys are like doing like a big con or something and this guy's got a different outfit okay wait look out stick tube became a human there is a man in your house there's a man in my house there's a man in my house he really i gotta say he really made a three-course meal out of that yeah he did scene stealer does he what he was doing is he on camera talent or does he just desperately want to be he desperately wants to be and i don't that doesn. And I don't, that doesn't,

I'm the only one that's allowed to do that in this household. Just heaps, yeah. I squander, I squander his dreams. He found his angles. Yeah. He's got, you know, I was about to stop it and be like, wait a minute. Maybe he's the guest.

Oh. Griddle, griddle. Move out of frame. Griddle, move over. Yeah, i'll tell him to come back in this episode you don't have to part what are we gonna do we don't have a guest for the rest of the episode wait do that again he just sort of looks and is kind of pissed again. He peeks in again. I see him through the mirror moving about the house. How many podcasts does he have? Is he still with Forever Dog? Is there tension there?

Abe, do you want to peek your head back in? Wow. Serving. What's happening? What are we talking about? Well, we're talking about a lot of things. He just said, what's up, dog man? Okay. Have fun. You as well. He just said, what's up, dog man? Okay.

Have fun. You as well. He didn't like that? Nope. It's you get one chance with the dog. You get one chance at the dog man. And if you don't, if he don't, you know, if he's the dog man up top, it ain't ever going to happen for you. No second chance. No second chances with the dog man. top. It ain't ever going to happen for you. No second chance at first impression, man.

No second chances with the dog man. I didn't get to talk, so there's a chance I could repair my relationship with the dog man. Maybe me, him, and Gabrus get alone in a room and start a real friendship. Yeah, start jacking off. That's not what I meant, gentlemen.

Well, you said if you don't begin as friends jacking off, you're certainly not going to end as friends. It's going to end up in a much worse place. Absolutely. Than where it started. 100%. Great. I have a question for you.

Yes. Have you ever interviewed someone and they're telling a story about their high school experience? And in your mind, you're going, this ain't true. No. People being fake on there. I have a similar question. Have you ever been interviewing someone and they're telling you a high school experience and in your head,

you're going to saying it chief. Again, no, that's never happened. That never happened. happened no no i gotta listen to the show more i mean you know i think that uh yeah no everyone everyone has always been it has been has come it's been itchy every chief has been it so far yeah every chief has been it every chief that's come on the show has been it you you two every chief has been it every chief that's come on the show has been it you you two when you come on separately over your eight episode or together yeah um could

be the first where i'm sitting there and i'm listening to the tales that you're weaving to me from high school and i'm going something ain't right yeah, yeah. I'm going something doesn't. Doesn't quite add up. Quite add up. Yeah, and Chief, I think this may not be it. Yeah. Well, I hope that doesn't happen. We'll have a lot of time to sort through it on your show when we're there for our residency.

Do we want it since we have Kevin here? Do we want to book it now? Kevin, do you want to pull up? Pull out the calendar and just get this locked in? Greta, what's your Saturday morning looking like? This Saturday is not good. Next Saturday would be great. Around 11 a.m.

Don't say next Saturday morning. Next Saturday. That's it. Say that. And we're going to have to do all eight in one day. So be prepared for that. Okay.

My man feeding a pet or something in the background. Is dog man feeding a pet? What's he up to? Dog man was feeding himself in the background. What were we doing? Some Cheerios? Dog man was eating ice, I think.

That's what I feed him. Okay, so he is the Dogman. Yeah. He eats the ice and falls off the floor out of the machine. You're like, no! Dogman running out for a puppuccino at Starbucks. Yeah. Gets a cup of ice and a puppuccino.

Yeah, exactly. Delicious. Yum. Yum. Bye. yeah gets a cup of ice and a puppuccino yeah exactly delicious yum bye Hollywood Hamburg that was a hate gum podcast