Hollywood Handbook - Ify Nwadiwe and Matt Apodaca, Our Gamer Friends

Episode Date: November 26, 2019

The Boys welcome IFY NWADIWE and MATT APODACA to teach them how to be the most famous gamers. This episode is sponsored by Harry's (www.harrys.com/THEBOYS).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. So I'm in there. I'm kind of kicking all the equipment out of my way to just like make space because I know I'm going to like want to do some spin moves and shit. It's like I'm up against in this round. I was up against, in this round I was up against Tina Yothers. Tina Yothers

and we are battling. Do you hurt your foot? Kicking the next stuff? No, because I had special boots on. The boots were concrete boots from Mafia Treader Army.

But... Little do they know, it would make you so much more powerful. Actually, that my kicks would hurt much more. With concrete boots on? Mm-hmm. But they never think about that until they're catching... And it doesn't set off the metal detector. That's the other thing is a lot of my other weapons got taken.

Of course, with Teeny Yoders, we were in Guitar Center battling for who's the best. And I finally get the space that I want, and I'm making sure I can spin and stuff. And she starts playing a little lick. She's going... And then I go like, oh, yeah, check this out. Did you say, I would have said, hey, no stairway. Dude, I wish I had you there. Some people do remember that. that haze i wish you were there that's so perfect not everyone remembers it but haze if you had been there some people really like it and you

feed me that line oh tina would have just turned to dust oh Oh. Jelly. Well, as it is, she played this sort of funky lick I mentioned earlier, and I was fully unable to play anything. I couldn't figure out where the plugs were. You know, I kicked so much of this equipment over. It's hard for you to even like get around and explore, find a outlet. Well, I've never played guitar.

I'm holding it wrong, you know. Hers had strings. Mine didn't have any strings. And so I was all but disqualified when I got an idea. Fire alarm. Hey, welcome to Hollywood Handbook. An insider's guide to keeping butt and dropping names in the red carpet line back hallways of this industry we call showbiz.

It's a show. We're doing the show. Of course, we no longer really talk about Hollywood. We talk about just whatever our guests will be able to feed us some specifics on. Today we have Matt Diplodocus and his friend, Ify. Hello. What up, buddy? Ify, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Oh, well, you know, comedian, writer, streamer. Doing that, yes. All three. Something I haven't done, please. Yeah, yeah. You know, definitely, you know, huge on Twitch. You know, people love me there. People watch us play video games with me.

I said us. Point at Matt. You were looking at me. You fell right into your own trap. Are you the Twitch Witch? Yeah, you know, some might describe me that way. Come Halloween time, a lot of people talk about the Twitch Witch. Because she'll come in there and put a spell on you.

You're playing games. That's what I should have played. I put a spell on you. You're playing games. That's what I should have played. I put a spell on you. Guitar song. I got to learn some of these songs. Because I got to. Well, you know, to show up at the battle and not play one single note, that did not feel good.

What was it that yours didn't have any strings, but there's guitars all over the place? I know, I know, but I had such a big deal of calling dibs on this one. I had licked it all up and down the freaking neck. Which, if it had strings, might have made a cool sound. Yeah, there is strings. Yeah. And I'm going, pass me those strings.

And you know what they're saying? Blah, blah, blah. You have a right to ruin this island. Anything you say can and will be held against you. If you cannot afford a return, one will be provided for you. So you pulled a firearm and stayed there? Yeah. Do you understand these rights?

I thought it was like so you could run away, but you just stay. I guess you can't really go very fast. I thought water would go. And I also thought that I could kind of make noise with my mouth and you'd think i was playing guitar because the alarm would be so loud uh-huh or just the alarm hopefully would create a good guitar sound that you could like at guitar center isn't that smart that your fire alarm would sound like a tasty lick? Well. Or at least Jack Black doing an impression of a guitar?

Well, speaking of tenacious D, Matt DiBodagus, tell me about yourself. You're not the Twitch Witch. I'm not the Twitch Witch. I don't stream. I've never done that before. Are you a little Twitch Bitch? I would say that

if you were to classify me as one or the other i would be the twitch bitch um he admitted but yeah he admitted yeah i did admit it um so i don't know very much about that world i do like games and i understand that there is a certain type of if he could corroborate this if he's a very funny comedian so he's good at streaming because he's a charismatic person but there is a certain type of, if he could corroborate this, if he's a very funny comedian, so he's good at streaming because he's a charismatic person, but there's a certain type of person that Twitch streams and maybe isn't that.

Oh, is that you? No, no, I'm saying that I feel like streamers. I always say streamers are broken up into two categories, entertaining or very good at the game. Yes. Yeah, I definitely am on the entertaining side. Hey, no, you're good at the games too.. Yeah, I definitely am on the entertainment side. Hey, no, you're good at the games too.

Is there a third category available? Hmm. I mean, we can try and carve one out. Hmm. I mean, is that an idea for the episode?

We could get into that later. I'm just like, Matt, you're one of the many Earwolf employees here. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Whose thirst for fame

consumes them. That's so focused pressed up against the glass of every recording so far so desperate to get on mic yeah i have managed to convert it as so many others here have as the office burns essentially well i i don't know if it's that i have a certain something that maybe the other people here don't have I don't know if it's that I have a certain something that maybe the other people here don't have. I don't know if it's it or if it's a certain je ne sais quoi, as it's called. But I somehow... You can scurry under the door.

Well, I can scurry under the door. I pushed right through that glass, didn't I? And I turned back around. It's back up again, isn't it? You feel that you have the it factor. I wouldn't say it, but since you're saying it, hmm, it's something to think about. Are you Pennywise?

I think I might be. Are you Pennywise the clown? I might be Pennywise the clown. It could be the turtle that he is as well. Who knows? He's a turtle? Well, in the sort of it lore, it is a. The turtle is his nemesis.

Is it his nemesis? See, I tried to be smart. If he's smarter than me... Yeah, you don't know nerd shit. Turtles all the way down. Leave the nerdy stuff to the nerd. Earth is on a turtle's back. All right, guys, the nerd is giving me guts.

Can I say something about Earwolf here? The parking lot attendants here are very nice. There's the least we can do. Bring them into the studio, put them on mic, and make fun of them the way your Kimmel's, for example, has done with Guillermo. Yes, that would

be huge. The way Rupert from Hello, Delhi was allowed to be a famous made fun of person. Thank you, yes. And these guys are just sitting out there. Nobody's making fun of them at all. Mujibar and Sergio. Yes. Carl from the Ricky Gervais show.

Dude, he got a whole life from that. From being a dude. Imagine having a big full life. One can dream. Kevin goes down there and he's like, hey guys, do you want to come up and be on the show? He's always cracking up, Kevin. He's always this close to just busting up.

He's about to lose it. Yeah, because he has one earpod in. I promise it'll be fun. He's listening to Teacher's Lounge in one earpod. And now why was that the example that's making people bust up? Well. On the train. That's the only one?

No. That's the funny one? I know. On the train. That's the only one? No. That's the funny one? I know that he likes it. I know Kevin. Don't put it on Kevin. It seems like you had a favorite. It was yours. Yeah.

You work here. Don't make me wag this finger in your face. Put that thing down. Put it down. I didn't know. I know what Kevin told me to say here. Don't make me recreate. No, do. put it down I didn't know I know what Kevin told me don't make me recreate no do

the final episode of bromance the Brody Jenner reality show where people competed to be his best friend and then he went back to the hometown

of one of the finalists Adam and Adam's friends at the bar started criticizing the fact that he had dumped LC when she was so hot

and Brody said where'd you read that? And he, and he wagged the finger in his face and the guy said magazines. And he went, what magazine? Us magazine. And then he got his finger even closer. He said, those magazines are for girls, bro. Those are for girls, those magazines.

And he got his finger so close. I thought it was going to go right through the man's skull. And please don't make me do that with my hand. Okay, I won't do that. I will say that was just the first show I thought of. I could have said any show. I could have said this very show. You could have said this show.

Yeah. And let's make this the first show you think of. Okay, you're right. And what can we do with that? Is it coming up with a new kind of Twitch streamer? What? Anything we're willing to do. I think podcasts.

I'm fucking begging you. Before we get into the games and stuff, we do have to take care of the business that Engineer Ryan is here. Or is he? This is his first. We aren't going to talk about it. This is his first episode since declaring that he would no longer speak on the show. Of course, immediately.

He stands in the door and he's like, I'll talk if you guys want to. The thirst is so real. I heard him doing vocal warm-ups earlier. A little buyer's remorse. Yeah. The second he left the store. Did I keep that receipt?

Yeah. No returns, pal. Okay. The games. The games. These games, it's like, what are we? I'll do it. Like, I'll do whatever I have to do to get attention.

But really, this is like, we we gotta pick up the little thing and click around and stuff. What are we doing? Really, you want to follow the game that's hot right now. There was a while where Fortnite was the hot game. You have Apex Legend now Pokemon's hot.

I have to do this? Yeah, you have to do Pokemon. Why don't we just honk off? Well, that's a different streaming site. Why? We have to go through this whole thing about turn on the machine. Yeah, and when I was growing up, squeezing a joystick meant something else. Yeah.

Why don't we just go honk ourselves off instead of going through this whole thing, buying all this expensive equipment? I mean, like I said, there are options. You have Chatsterbait, which is great. It's one of the few cam sites that allow both men and women to honk off to honk off

Simon Rex style dirt nasty himself yeah I think just like that I'm saying I will do this but I mean well first we got a new gamer tag. Got to do that.

Yeah. Yeah. What are you guys working with to start? Do you have a gamer tag? Yeah. I had one. We had one that was established as canon early on in the run of the show. Hayes' was Hayes Davenport Baseball at AOL.

Mm-hmm. ThugCon. Yeah. Mine was Thugqueen69. So, it's there in need of an update, obviously. Well, look, I could run you through this, because you're going to need two things. What's yours?

Mine is if D's. If D's? Yeah, if D's. If D's, then what? Well, you know, I get that a lot, and I still don't have a retort. But one day, I'm going to fire back with some heat. Do you have uppercase and lowercase X's before your name and after?

No, but back in the day with my aim, I had some of that. I used to be IfDogdog2000 and then the year 2001 came and I changed it to ifdog2001 and then I realized the trap I've gotten myself into so I just dropped that. Yeah, you can't keep updating it every year. No way.

You'd lose track. All those passwords. You want to use a different password for each one. I have the same one. What's yours? My gamer tag? Yes. It boringly is my first and last name.

That's your gamer tag? Yeah, yeah. You know what? It ain't broke. Why fix it? I wonder why Matt is not worried about getting hacked. I mean, yeah, he has the same password for everything. He's basically offering his password to everyone.

First and last name. Yeah. Is it that there is nothing to steal? There's nothing to steal. And you know what? If you somehow cracked my twisted, heinous code, go for it. Oh, yeah. Then you have actually passed the final test.

Yeah, exactly. And you can become. Yeah. Because it's, I mean mean go for it i what are you going to log into yeah my freaking facebook see what my uncle's posting about andrew yang well look here's a totally unrelated question what's your mother's maiden name oh um they did this and now you see me so if you've seen the movie Now You See Me they actually did manage

to steal all of the bank account from just casually divining the mother's maiden name well I'm sorry I'm going to have to hit you with a Now You Don't because I'm not falling for that I've seen it and he was hit with a Now You Don't and it's the first time

that that has actually been brought out on the show and I did not expect matt applebasket to be the one certainly not sorry certainly not to be the first one to hit his friend with the now you don't my own friend well let's not forget he my own friend just tried to dox me so i don't know what's going on with this right now. I'm just imagining I'm in the game, and my squad is getting pinned down, and we're getting fragged, and we need reinforcement. Like, help now. Like, you guys get in here.

They're fragging me. And then this guy runs in when it just says the name Matt Apodaca is floating above his name. He falls down. That sucks. Everyone else is a soldier, and somehow he's like a panda bear. Yeah, yeah. Not even in the type of game, really, just like a very differently animated.

Spending too much on cosmetics. Yeah, yeah. Matt Apodaca would like to offer you a balloon. Because I'm Pennywise? You can do that? Because I'm Pennywise? I don't know. You don't even get to be Pennywise anymore.

It's too hip. Yeah yeah it's honestly too relevant it's too hip okay and he said he was quarter dumb and that is changing penny to a different coin and the opposite of wise now i want one out much more expensive coin yeah yeah but you're making it up you're making up for it in the back end by with the insult that's worse yeah it's much worse that makes it worse but y'all need new names we need new names you need a name for your audience and quarter dumps taken yeah quarter dumb is date pound foolish yeah it's pound foolish good pound foolish yeah pound foolish is good something with nickel we could probably do i don't want any of those i don't want foolish or dumb anywhere i should avoid it too because my guy is gonna be actually getting fragged to death and i i don't want him to also have his intelligence insulted well like you know know, there's many different names.

So, like, yeah, I have if Ds. Is that true? Yeah, yeah. There are many different names. Now, hold on, Evie. Because I'm trusting you here. Okay? This is not our world.

I brought you in to be an expert. But, like, don't, like. Now, I'm trying to make my way through this podcast episode. Don't troll me. Now, is there all kinds of names? That's true. Yeah. Do not troll my ass.

Some people think it's one name with a sequential number after it, but there's different names. I better not end up on Trollsterbait or whatever it is. It gets uploaded to afterwards. Oh, God. And so now we're doing that. Everybody. Everybody. Yes. Now I'm getting trolled and everyone else is honking off.

Shacked off, too, while they troll me and they're honking at it. Fuck. All kinds of names. I'm going with it. Okay. What kinds of names? I think the most successful are just one word names. One word.

You know the ninja. That one is so popular. Yes. Shroud. That's another one. That's a guy. Yeah. Another guy who's big.

I wouldn't want to meet him in a scary place. No, please. No, thank you. No way. If it's scary already and I'm meeting Shroud. Yeah, Shroud. I'm Shroud-er here. Hard pass. Who else? All right. I'm Shroud-y here. Hard pass.

Who else? All right. Well, there are people with longer names. So there's Dr. Disrespect. Yeah, again. No, thank you. Do not want to meet him in a scary place. None of them sound nice.

I'd rather not be in a scary place at all, honestly, regardless of who I'm meeting. Zombie Unicorn. That's another stream. Now that one's pretty badass. Fucking hell, yes. Zombie Unicorn? That's another stream. Now that one's pretty badass. Fucking hell yes. Zombie Unicorn. Is that any relation to the unicorn starring Wally Goggins? Is it Wally Goggins?

We can check, but I think at the time, no. But I will, I'll talk to her. Go to the library. There's an opportunity there. There's a brand. We should go to the library. Let's go to the library and then we'll come back kevin could you pause hey guys chef kevin here pausing well back from the library oh man they didn't have that yeah yeah no but i did check out brother's grip they didn't have that information and i forgot what it was that we

were i guess we were finding out if zombie unicorn was a unicorn. God, I wish I remember. Yeah, because I didn't know exactly what to look for and then we, actually they had a computer where I thought we might be able to find it, which we should have just done here because freaking Matt Waka Waka never looked up from his

goddamn. What is this? What do you bring this for? Yeah. Your precious machine. You know what? I don't bring this for? Your precious machine. You know what? I don't need this. I don't need this. I had it out. I think it's just a producer habit in case I needed to look something

up. I guess I could have looked up before we went to the library. We flexing titles now? No, I'm just saying, I guess I could have looked up before we went to the library if Zombie Unicorn was Walton Goggins. Title flex. And you got your ass

called out for it. Oh man, nice try. Producer habit. It's, you know what? I'm being dragged and now I know what it feels like. What is that ice cream sticker on there? This ice cream? That's from Ample Hills Creamery.

I can read it. What the fuck does it mean? It means that I like ice cream. And I wanted people to know that Ample Hills is good ice cream and I like to eat it there. There's no games on there. There are no games.

And this guy, we bring this guy in, the games expert supremo Santa bat look like it could be a game yeah that could be like a fun Christmas game

imagine Ferris Bueller game that would actually be pretty good a Ferris Bueller game would be kind of fun a sneaking it's like Metal Gear but with Ferris Bueller

we have to sneak back home this game moves pretty fast you don't stop and look around every once in a. You don't stop and look around every once in a while. You don't... And then a game specific.

Yeah. Upgrade your armor, you know. Yeah. Get the new car. Someone give me a new tag, please. All right. So I can play. Assign it.

Slick, but with two Cs. Two Cs. So it is honoring the crips yeah very much i mean that's a big part of gaming is you definitely want to honor the crips and or blood every time hayes frag somebody twitch screen oh yeah we got it going okay i like that yeah Yeah, yeah. I do too. I'm a little jealous over here with no tag of my own.

Okay, well if Hayes is Crips. Slick. Yeah, but he's honoring the Crips. We got to probably make Sean. And baseball does have to be in mind somewhere. Okay. And that's kind of like a baseball thing. Slick Davenport baseball at AOL.com. no blood's allowed add that to it too okay and then sean what could sean's be

hmm seems like you want it to be something with blood well or referencing yeah let's see maybe it could be hmm what's a C word that we could not the one what is oh no what is a word that starts with C let's back up so when you go to do a sentence out loud yeah

do you do any groundwork of your own sort of laying the foundation of what you might say internally before you start? Because what I'm seeing, and this is a genuine question, what I'm witnessing when I watch you attempt to talk is that you appear to be guessing, second-guessing, starting over, fucking up, resetting again, and it all becomes my problem.

Yeah, no, you're right. I'm wasting your time as well as my own. I'm trying to make my way through this episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I often don't know what I'm about to say. Gamertag, go. Let's see. Sean Blemons.

You know what? That's great. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's a hit. I see that on the front page of Twitch. And people are going to say, Sean's too tough on Matt. But look what I did is got him out of his head. Yes.

And you're in flow now. Sean Blemons. No way you come up with that. Yeah. I needed the extra time. I just needed a little time. So when you give me the time, I deliver. And to be bullied.

And to be bullied. It wasn't all the time in the world. It's not going to do it. Bullying's essential. Yes, because then I have something to prove. I have an ash to rise out of. Yeah. There was a time when bullying was a big part of comedy.

Yeah. I think we should bring it back. It's only helpful for me. I think bullying is back. Bullying is back? Yeah. I don't know if that's the tea or whatever, but that's what I'm hearing. Oh, wow.

Well, you spilled something. It might be the tea. And so now we have a squad, it seems. Yes. So we have a squad. So now, actually, the next step is every streamer also has a name for their community. So I'm FDs, and my community is the Salt Squad.

You know, so now we have- And you're Salt Bae, is that true? And that's what that's named for. Yeah, I named it after Salt Bay. And instead of the salt, it's freaking bullets. Yeah, exactly. Instead of the steak, it's the guy's noggin. Yep.

Sprinkled bullets on the noggin. Figured me out. You saw right through me. You know I'm trying to drop bullets through the noggin. Yeah, so the salt squat. And sometimes it can be like derivative of your name. So for exactly, you know, Blimits Boys, you know, something that can be, you know, used for Sean, you know.

Wet, W-H-E-T, since slick is slippery. You know, you can be the the wet warriors wet ones wet warriors wet warriors yeah and what was mine blemits boys wet ones on that hiney yep

so there's a function in Twitch after you're done with your stream there's a cool cultural thing where you just pay it forward. And so you host another channel and that channel will live on yours. And you rate it and basically you dump everyone in your chat into their chats.

That's living in my channel. Yeah. And now they're in their channel showing some love on behalf of you. And the chat is getting dumped in there. Yeah. I'm hosting this? Yeah, you're hosting it. So they can now say

wet ones on your hiney as they enter the chat. As they drop in. So we need something for the Blemons boys. Blemons boys. Blemons boys bringing the Blumpkins.

Blemons boys bringing the Blumpkins. All rightits boys bringing the Blumpkins. All right. I'm a big fan of alliteration. I don't think it's used enough. No, that was really good. Yeah. And maybe Sue Blamp is in there.

Sue Blamp could be in there. Do not touch that mic, Blamp. Uh-oh, I see him going for it. He lost you so bad. Yeah. Nice try. Nice try. I'm sorry.

You should have read the return policy before you left the store sir and we go in there and we get spawned yes? yeah you get spawned so you're streaming you're talking to your chat I'm streaming now yeah you're streaming you're live okay and on your page usually there's the game

and then in a small box your face so people can see your reaction so you can communicate with them and you can see you can see your reactions, so you can communicate with them, and you can see the chat. And I'm pretending to be scared of stuff. I mean, if you're playing a scary game. Am I crouching? Depending on the game.

You can crouch a lot in games like Apex 11. Can I walk while I crouch? No, he's talking about as we play. For me, it's easier to hold my arms out where the controller is if I can kind of rest them on my knees. So I do kind of need to be in crouch mode. Oh, yeah. But then the camera might not be able to see me. Oh, see, that's why you got the camera on an arm.

So, you know. Okay. So you're going to have that camera. I have it angled down. Telescoping arm. Yeah, telescoping arm. Put it under the desk. And so I'm under there.

Get a special light because it's dark under there. It's going to be dark where I am, yeah. And then essentially a periscope to be able to see the screen for myself. And that is attached to my face. Yeah. So I've got almost like a view master with like a periscope extending out of it. Oh, yeah. That's a great idea.

That's quite a rig. You definitely want to see the screen so you can play. Oh, yeah. That's a great idea. That's quite a rake. You definitely want to see the screen so you can play. Yeah, that was my next question. I'm looking at the screen the whole time I'm playing? Well, no. You're looking at the screen and you're looking at your chat, seeing things people are saying to you. So you're multitasking.

For me... Is the chat shootable? The chat is... I mean, do you want to let them in your game? Do you want to let them... Because game? Do you want to let them? Because you can let the chat in your game if they want to play with you. I shoot the chat. Yeah, you can shoot the chat.

You can ban people. Is the chat food? No, but they can send you food. There are some services that allow chat to pay for food to send to your house. Does the chat swap me? That is sometimes. They swap me. Bring it on.

So I'm shooting the chat. They swap me. Then I'm getting food. Yeah. But the chat's not food. Chat's not food. Chat's not food. So you got a pizza guy in this Los Angeles Police department SWAT team sitting at the front of your door.

Bring it. Both wants to come in. Bring it on. Both of them want to come in for different reasons. Bring it, dude. So one thing I want to talk about game-wise is the scene in the film Disclosure where Michael Douglas is trying to prove that his boss did something nefarious. And he needs a special file. So he goes into a virtual reality, almost like a lawnmower man style dreamscape.

There's an imaginary, you know, hallway, very detailed, almost looks like Grand Central Station. Graphics very advanced. Then he gets into a particular room and is able to pull out a digital file cabinet and remove and read a file. Very advanced technological stuff, especially for the era. I'm going to cut you off right now. That's here. You didn't quite cut him off. He was able to complete most of the idea. All right. Well, I attempted to cut you off

we're doing this I'm doing that right now I'm in the room so I could pull out this digital file and prove that my boss well that's going to add more to your rig you're going to need a VR setup but we're there, there are VR games

if you got a VR setup you can do a lot of things I tell you one night I spent four hours trying to need a VR setup. But we are there. There are VR games. If you've got a VR setup, you can do a lot of things. I'd tell you, one night I spent four hours trying to look at VR porn. And sure, I was like, yeah, this one took 30 seconds if I looked at regular porn. But now I'm in the future. You can honk off in VR. Exactly. And Colin, portrayed by Demi Moore in this case, I could basically prove that he's done all kinds of bad stuff by going through these digital files in VR.

And then you'll have your chat cheering you on. They're like, yeah, find those files. Helping you out. Maybe there's someone who's an expert at this VR. They're supporting me. How do I adjust back to regular life after I've honked off in VR? I've been asking myself that question every day and

still trying to figure it out, really. And if it is true that if you die in the game, you die for real, is it possible? So I'm in the machine, I'm in VR, I'm getting the files. At home, I'm being shot by the police that have been sent via chat. Yeah, that's definitely a huge possibility especially if you're using different peripherals uh on your vr that may look like guns uh and you know the cops come in there oh yeah then that's you're in you're in deep danger so i'm getting fragged irl yeah fragged irl and but my guy is still alive in the game. And I am essentially living forever standing still.

Yeah. But you're alive. I'm the ghost in the machine. Yeah. Beautiful, isn't it? Now the pizza guy is trying to figure out who's going to pay for that pizza. Because this is his last time having someone call him to the house and not being able to pay for it. His boss says that happens one more time.

Rather beautiful, isn't it I'll just say to him I have $500 cash in my pocket at all times oh nice for situations exactly like this

if I get fragged in real life but I'm alive in the game and the pizza man's there of course I have $500 in my pocket it's just good to feel safe you know like to be able to do that

you shouldn't be able to walk around with $500 cash in you at all times you're still here to be able to do that. You should be able to walk around with $500 cash on you. You're still here. Yes, I'm still here. I was just petting Bosh. Who is here?

Hey, I'm here. If he's here. Sean, Greg, Kevin's there. And who could say about Ryan? Not allowed. Not him. No.

Not on the show. HR coming in here again. But you bring up a good point, bringing up Bosh. A lot of streamers with dogs have a dog cam. Chat loves that. Chat loves getting your dog in the mix so we can get a dog cam for you. Oh, sick. Yeah.

That's sick. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's sick. Oh, yeah. So just think about that. Hollywood Handbook. Be a better you in 2024 with Babbel, the science-backed language learning app that actually works. Don't pay hundreds of dollars for private tutors or waste hours on apps that don't really help you speak the language.

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As a fellow producer, you got notes? Yeah, I guess I was just speaking that way to my superior. I mean, I honestly think that they should have given him a second promotion to super senior producer because he's been here for two years longer than he should have been. Fucking guy. Kevin got promoted to senior producer, and all of a sudden, he's fucking swinging his dangling around.

He's wearing sunglasses inside. Trying to establish something to do during the show. He did gimme low too slow to me when I walked in. Ugh. He hit me with the gimme low and too slow and he slicked

his hair back with his hand. He pulled it away. It got stuck in there for a while, and then he needed my help. I had to cut it out. Did you see his members-only jacket, too? And instead of members-only, it says senior producer. Ugh. Disgusting. Disgusting.

I'm throwing up. Excuse me while I throw up. Oh, yeah. Hang on. Let me hold your hair for you. I've been doing that already today for Kevin. I had to cut a bunch of his hair out to get his hand out of there. Blech. I threw up.

Sickening. All I'm going to say is beware of the story of Icarus. Okay. And this sounds like a video game. Yeah, yeah. Kid Icarus is a video game. And I could be Slickorus. Yeah.

So, ooh, we're back. Puns are big. Like, there's Ann Mun Munition who her name is Ann but then she put Munition okay she put that in there yeah

and she did that yeah she did that uh Benans I don't really know the origin not a pun necessarily but it's a name

but it's like kind of like bananas is Hardcore Henry shooting me uh I mean he could be we can we can make

with the technology that we have in our hands we can make almost anything happen fuck and we so we're spawned and right away what's the first thing i do am i blasting am i a blasting b scampering around c finding the utilities or D crouching that's a trick question you spawn in you're gonna look at your chat and you're gonna tell them what you're about to do I have to tell them first yeah so they're along for the ride so they know what you're attempting here I go for example you get focused in on that game get completely silent we don't know what you're doing yeah you might tune out go check out another streamer. But if you're like, yo, I'm about to do some wild, crazy stuff right now, I'm only using a knife in this gunfight.

Now we're locked in. Now we're locked in. Okay. And do you actually have to do that stuff? Yeah, you actually have to try and accomplish that goal that you set up for yourself. I actually have to do it. They remember? No, take that.

Oh, yeah, they definitely do it after you say it. I can't just like, they say like, hey, why didn't you do that? And I am like, what are you talking about? I mean, I mean. Because they already watched it. Can I gaslight the Blemons? You can gaslight them.

And if someone gets too smart, you can ban them from your channel. Oh, okay. Ban for smartness. Yeah. That's like Ben Stein in that movie about evolution. He disagreed and was effectively banned for smartness. Yeah.

So, okay. So I drop into the chat. I'm crouching. I'm under my table. Yeah. Hey, what up, blimmin' blimes? It's me. Freaking got your, y'all got your blimpy subs?

Oh, great. I'm promoting. Yeah blimpy subs. I'm promoting. Yeah, I love it. I'm here. I'm locked in. I'm watching your channel now. I'm involved. Okay. Now what's your next move?

Sorry, I got so much sauce all over my mouth. All right. I'm going to stop you right there. Never apologize for anything. If you got sauce in your mouth, you're the Joker now, baby. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And you can send that to Warner Brothers for in your mouth, you're the Joker now, baby. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And you can send that to Warner Brothers for cross-promotion. Maybe the Joker DVD release. Because the Joker was sauce, yeah. Boom. All right, let's go. Keep going.

It's Rick and Morty sauce. Yeah. Yum, Rick and Morty sauce. Brr. Ooh, okay. Rick and Morty. Yeah. Boom, that's one sub you got right there. Boom. You got a Rick and Morty sauce. Brat. Ooh, okay. Hey, Morty. Yeah, boom, that's one sub you got right there.

Boom. You got a Rick and Morty fan? They're in. Relatable. I don't know, Rick. Brat. Yes, you do, Morty. Oh, yeah.

See, they're loving it. Two subs. Boom, you're making money now. Hey, if all you frigging blembos out there are paying attention. All right, I'm going to ping you there. What? Because you called them bloms. Now they're blembos.

They're confused because they're already printing up T-shirts, trying to buy it, trying to wear it. So they can see you at TwitchCon. Consistency. Yeah, so they need a merch. Yeah, yeah, TwitchCon. That's the Twitch convention. San Diego. Because of the merch. Yeah.

All right, all right. All right, let's come on. Let's keep going. All right. You got three subs so far. watch me get shoot my own head all right that bumps you up to six subs because a lot of people are excited and now we actually do have to do this yeah you were saying yes okay okay here i go Here I go.

That's the stream for tonight. You know what? Boom. And you leave with six subs. Because I will let you know. That's a day's work. Yeah. That's a good day's work.

Because you did a little fake out. You can't do that all the time. Sometimes it works. If you do six every day, right? Yeah. And they tell their friends. Check this guy. He might blow his brains out. But he's gone every time but one time maybe yeah i like that all right all right hayes you're you're in the you're in the streamer seat now you're in the dx racer chair okay see it you know what's what's

your move start the stream let's go okay hey guys sorry i haven't streamed in a really long time what did i just say? What did I say? Never apologize for anything. You were on vacation. You know? Let's go. Take time for yourself. Let's go.

Hey, guys. I'm proud that I have not really figured out how to do this yet. Ooh, okay. Yeah. I can't see myself in the thing. I hope you can. Let me know if you can see it. I cannot read the chat either. Radical

honesty. Again, I'm very proud of all of this. Boom. I'm going to give you, that's a hundred subs. Right there. That was a hundred and I only got six? Because I'm going to let you know the wet ones he just said. I can't read the chat. So now they have no expectations of communication.

He can go this whole stream without talking to him because he said he can't read the chat. People are subbing right away. Hey, guys, me neither. Nah, they're like, we already saw Slick do it. Now you're just copying Slick. How many times is your fucking name on this table oh man a lot i need people to know that i've been here are we doing it again no i think uh we know who's the clear winner i'm not trying to change the subject yeah slick but yeah and what's

matt doing on matt who's actually getting paid right this second jesus Christ. Can I just point out? He's at work. Yeah. What would you be doing if you weren't here right now? I'd probably just be where Kevin is. Find the glass. So he is. And that's funny to you? I don't know.

He's watching the money pile up that he can spend in the friggin' honk room later tonight. This kid man. Later tonight. This kid's addicted to it. How many OnlyFans are you subscribed to? Patreon.

None. How many tokens do you have on ChatsRabate? What's this only? That you've wasted on that couple. What's this before? What's the thing before? What was that from before? How many what's?

OnlyFans. He said OnlyFans. OnlyFans. Okay, what's this? OnlyFans is a site that, you know, sometimes there's Instagram models. It's only fans okay what's this only fans is a site that you know you know uh sometimes there's instagram it's only for fans yeah yeah and they're like hey fans we like you know let's give them a community yeah hey for a couple of bucks a month you know you might be able to see a little something is only fans like the earwolf reddit uh i mean it can be i mean we can start uh

sean and hayes only fans It's only for fans. Yeah, only for fans. That sounds good. And I show them the top of my penis or something. The whole thing? Just the top. No, I'd say just the top. Keep it one for more.

Okay. Because, I mean, just the top. And then every month, just a little more. I wink at them. I go, a little bit more where that came from. Yeah, just wait for it. I have certain underpants that the elastic has decayed. It doesn't do the elastic part anymore.

It just makes a sound when you pull apart, and you can see the top. Oh, yeah, that's why I like to call those low-rise boxers. That's what I like to do. I remix it, make it into a style. Oh, I got holes in my shot? No, I got distressed fashion socks. Yeah, I do that too. Yeah, I have a particular pair of underwear, which has very loose, sloppy flap.

From which I could release essentially anything at any given time. I could release essentially anything at any given time. Ooh. Some, a little bit, most. You know what I mean? But not all. And I could... The flap is sideways.

So no. That is, that's sloppy. it's a very sloppy flap so i what i could do is i could have like a cool like a dice you know that i roll and it says like some a little bit most and whatever it lands on that's what i release from the flat and then one says one side says none okay all of it yeah well that's i think that's a good strategy right there that's interactivity in your content creation so i how many only fans do i have six uh no no that was you got 100 fans for that one got 100 fans fans. And normally we'd be allowing Ryan to discuss his special underpants, but not allowed to do that anymore. I just think it's important for people to know what they could be hearing.

It's not allowed. And I'm sorry I'm eating, but normally I would have time to eat and not have to talk on mic and upset people. Because Ryan would be discussing his special underwear. Yeah. And now he's not allowed. So who loses? Not me. Guys, what do you have for your fans only that you do?

Oh, you described your underpants a little bit. Yeah, with me, I just like to do the imprint so you know what's going on let me see the map it's kind of like when you have to unlock a character in a video game you see the silhouette and you're like now I'm excited to get that character but in this case the character is my dick

remember those things that it's a bunch of pins and you could like push your face up to it and you see the outside of your face oh dude and i'm doing that on my freaking business oh i'm bumping you up to 150 fans they gotta see they gotta know whatever happened to those things i will say there's a risk now they're like do it the front way so we can see the depth of your urethra i can do oh a bunch. I can do a bunch of different impressions. You guys like impressions?

What's yours, Matt? And I remind you, you are being compensated. And you are under oath. Mine, as we know, I keep nothing between me and my fans. So it would just be whatever they... Except your Calvins. Well, nothing comes between me and my Calvins. That's known.

Yeah. But between me and my fans, it could be the Calvins. It could be anything beyond the Calvins. I think it's all of it or none of it, whatever they want. Matt, I'm sorry. You're being paid. You have to do more than just like this vague just like. You're equivocating.

Yes. I feel like. Just trying to get it over with and like hopefully we'll talk about something else. No, there's money at stake here. It can be whatever you want. Yeah, I mean, come on. No, I'm paying you to tell me what it actually is. He has a sideways sloppy flat.

Okay, mine is balls only. Now we're innovating. Now we're innovating. Now we're innovating. I was just taking, because you guys were all talking about some or none, but you completely missed an entire area of exploration, and I capitalized on it. See, and the bullying once again. Has created, actually, something of a comedic genius.

Well, I'm going to overlap with you, because I like the balls idea, and I'm just going to flat out take it. But I'm a i'm gonna do you know how like and if he can do that yeah yeah he can like you've seen that where there's like the whole uh bunch of squares of pictures and i'm like oh is this a puppy or a loaf of bread a whole bunch of squares of pictures yeah some of my balls i've seen that i've seen that too puppy or a loaf of bread i've seen it yeah sometimes i'm at the store and i'm like is this a puppy or a loaf of bread I've seen it yeah sometimes I'm at the store and I'm like is this a puppy or a loaf of bread so I'm gonna do that

no no not that I thought Bosch was a bread that's never happened to me no we're talking about something else we've all seen it you have it Matt it is a very popular meme puppy or a loaf of bread no not you, Matt.

All right, Matt's using this computer. I think he's finally going to get it. What are you doing on your computer? He's fucking typing away so quick. Get off your computer. Get off. Yeah. What are you showing me?

Okay. And he's showing me a puppy loaf of bread. Yeah. And that is not the same as what you said, which is that you go to the grocery store and you can't tell. Yeah, that was insane. No, not acceptable. No.

I'm sorry. Stop. I'm sorry. Do not make me put two fingers straight through your forehead Brody Jenner style at the end of Bromance where the two finalists were his friend Adam and a man named Femi who had gotten the same tattoo that Brody has on his rib cage during

one of the episodes. What are we going to do though? I feel like there's not enough creative way for men to pose naked. Okay. And this is an issue with men meeting rights I agree.

True equity can't exist if we just get to this point. This is an issue with men meeting rights, I agree. Exactly. True equity can't exist if we just get to this point. I have a friend who, when he goes to the Reddit Gone Wild side in Sorts By New, and it's a lot of dudes there instead of women. It's like, man, all the dudes are doing the same pose. Yeah, just butt cheeks spread. Same fucking thing. It's a broken record at this point.

Well, instead of spread butt cheeks, but what's, how do we innovate? How do we surprise? How do we do this loaf of bread dog thing with a set of butt cheeks? It's interesting. It's a good challenge. Kind of thing I would lean on Matt to take care of or even Sue Blamp,

but I just don't trust them now. I'm in there. You can see my face and the guys running around in the same thing, correct? Yes. I'm essentially in the game. Yeah, yeah. So it would be your face here i can actually give you a mini example you know okay uh and you can see just the ratio the

face to game ratio because that's a that's also an important thing sometimes there's data be all my face and just the game is just a sliver in the corner that'd be a that'd be a bold choice honestly but i'm not against it so like you like, you know, this is usually what... Can I put a filter on? Ooh. Can I have, like... You can most definitely put a filter on. Am I bigger than the guys?

Can I have a tiara or something? Yeah. Cherries on my cheeks. Okay. And there's if D's. Yeah, his community. I'm playing some Apex Legends, but you see I like to have a good face-to-game ratio, so you know what's going on. Yeah, his community. I'm playing some Apex Legends. But you see, I like to have a good face-to-game ratio.

So you know what's going on. Yeah, you're right in there. But you can see what I'm talking about. You know? You're the star. You know. Some people do real big. They need you to see their face. Not me.

I let the game speak for itself. The game's the star. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I like to yes and you can see a lot of what's going around on and like the background oh yeah no i right right when i moved in my house people were always remind me that i didn't buy furniture yet uh and i'd be like yeah so i make it a big point to show my furniture now to let them know i'm no longer sad and you got the new phone yeah well you know that's streaming money you know this fucking guy got the new phone yeah you know what they said when i told him i want the new phone yeah well you know that's streaming money you know this fucking guy got the new phone

yeah you know what they said when i told him i want the new phone what no they just told you no no no you can't oh well look i'll go down there and talk to him for you see if i could work something out i wish you would what if little cousin walks by in the background yeah i mean that's something we can try out to have him call me little cousin wearing only a I wish you would. What if Lil Cousin walks by in the background? Yeah. I mean, that's something we can try out. Have him call me. Lil Cousin wearing only a t-shirt walks by? Nope.

Dangerous. You got to have your shirt on on Twitch. It's against terms of service to show any nipples, male or female. Oh, and this is equity. Thank you. Finally. What if Lil Cousin's smoking that loud behind me? Oh, my God.

I don't know if there's stance on that because there is like a weird thing because it is legal here and not many other places. But I think as long as you're like, hey, it's legal here, you might be good. You could just say that, though. Who knows? That's true. That's very true. Okay. Well, are we basically done?

Well, yeah. Coming out, Hazel, I mean, Slick, seems like he's ready to start that Twitch account now. Yeah. I would like to have some one-on-one sessions with you. A little more time in the oven for me. A little more time. I'm working on a class. I'm piling it out, and I'll let you get the introductory fee at $500 for two hours every week.

That's pretty good. For 12 weeks, yeah. And we'll just run you through the basics. I feel like I couldn't really get going as much because, like, Hayes was stealing some of my ideas. Yeah, I did get some of that, actually. Matt Chappaquiddick over here is friggin' driving me straight off a bridge. And we don't know what's

on his laptop at all times. Like, he could be looking at a big ol' anime butt. He's got all our ideas in there. Yeah. An anime butt? Yeah, a big ol' anime butt. I'm not doing that. I don't know. I didn't know. I'd have to say that that was not something I was doing. Okay. I'm not doing that, though.'t know I'd have to say that that was not something I was doing.

I'm not doing that, though. It is the Google home screen. That's your Google home screen? No. That is the Google home screen? It searches inside the butt? No, no, no. We all know.

Sick. Oh, no. Free. We all know. No. Sick. No. Oh, no. Respect. Respect. If the home screen is a butt and the two O's at Google are a big anime butt and you managed to hack the freaking Google system to make that, whatever your kink is, your pleasure,

is now how you get to search for your queries on the web. Respect. Respect. Whose butt is this? Whose butt is this? Yes. On the computer? This big anime butt that I'm suddenly hearing so much about.

I'm just wondering whose it is. I don't know whose it is. Super Saiyan or something. Naruto is somebody. You know what? It's Naruto it's Gundam yes it's Gundam

that's a robo butt yeah it's a robo butt you can see some of these you can see all of them you can see however many you want is that cowboy or bebop who is it it is bebop there's so many that you can see this you it's online it's just if you

google it you can see it i'm hosting this you can host it if you do this in your chat people can see it because there is a share i mean a share screen element it's food or no? This is not food. I'm dumping this chat into my host. You could put whatever you want. And I did this. You can. You're allowed to. I will admit I did

check out once we said Bebop because I remember how thick Bebop and Rocksteady were. They were thicker than a Snicker. They were thicker than a Snicker. Yes. They were thicker than a Bolo. And twice as tasty. Four minutes, yeah. You know, imagine those two hunks

walking down a darkened alley to catch you by yourself. Well, if it's a scary alley, we don't want to be there. No, we don't even want to be there. I don't want to be there. Why can't we just meet anyone in a nice alley? That always had to be dark and scary. Hey, go off. Why can't we just meet anyone in a nice alley? It always had to be dark and scary. Hey, go off.

Honestly, King? Go off. It's just that these alleys are always so dark. Take some of the building down or make it brighter. Put light in the alley. Just get a nice light, one of those soft bulbs. Not even too bright. Yeah, maybe a Himalayan salt lamp in an alley or something.

Ugh, I'm so sick of it. He stole that. Well, I didn't steal it. I'm playing to my base. I watched it happen. And I was witnessing this and I watched it happen. And I was witnessing this and I watched it play out. Tea.

The tea. You hate to see it. Say a lot of tea. And where can we find you? Yeah, where are you? You were going to go? No, I was just like, you know exactly where you can find me. Where's that? Here.

Ify, where are you hiding these days? You can catch me, Ify Wadiwe. I-F-Y. Catch me outside. Yeah, yeah. At all times. Let me know. Give me advance notice. At least give him advance notice. But I will catch you outside.

Ify Wadiwe, Twitter and Instagram. If D's on Twitch, if you want to see me play video games. You know, a few of y'all came through when Carl was playing baseball, Carl Tartt, and he got his ass kicked. Not for me. I'm bad at sports games, but he was not great at it. Because he was playing the minor leagues. I only play big league games. Like Apex Legends.

Destiny 2. I don't want to get in trouble with Carl. I swear to God, if you snitch tag Carl, I'll come to your house. I'll get a good grip on you. Get swatted. I'll swat your ass. We'll all swat your ass. Bye.

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