Hollywood Handbook - Kulap Vilaysack and SuChin Pak, Our Add to Cart Friends

Episode Date: April 19, 2022

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this is a head gum podcast so i have to go to cat court now okay that's that's how i'm trying to approach it just kind of like you know it's like one foot in front of the other you know what i mean like what are you gonna do sit in your discomfort with the idea of going to cat court uh last i checked worrying doesn't change a damn thing what you do is mentally create an image of yourself being victorious in cat court right mopping the fucking floor with these clowns right who said that what were they saying again you can't have your cat doing i something normal i thought it's that i sort of accidentally uh picked up the cat's water bowl while he was like still drinking out of it

because i was like this is nasty don't drink out of this yeah i just kind of like put it like right up in his face like i was like a like put his face like all the way in the water yeah i splooshed him and i got a bunch of water on him and i guess i shouldn't be saying that like i did i'm trying to like figure out like sort of how to approach this because he's like he's all wet obviously right and he's going to show up in court like soaking wet looking like absolute shit looking like so gross and so and now i realize our whole last episode witness yes for sure if he takes the stand looking as wet as he did and some of the photos he sent me i initially was pretty pretty prepared to read you the riot act myself before I heard all of the facts.

And I am just kind of realizing our whole last episode. We we spent a lot of time talking aboutting, like making like a joke of this, something that like actually now that I'm experiencing, it does like actually like that gets submitted as evidence people's. Yes. And now that as well. Yeah. If Garfield is the judge, you know,

he's going to accept it. Although it's like, shouldn't really apply to this case, but that, yeah, that's, uh, well, again, there well again there's no point worrying about it like what you do is just prepare prepare prepare prepare and honestly we shouldn't even

talk about it now we have gas can we talk can we actually have like a real i listen to all these shows where people are not your show like your show is real all these other shows people just like are just like saying stuff and not like actually talking and that's what i want to do today is that okay performing it's just an extension of like their fucking social media bullshit like glossy you know uh manicured uh image that they want to present to the world it It's like, can we just get fucking real and say, hey, we're messy. We make mistakes. I've got a lot of problems.

Can we talk about this? Yes. Let's get into it. Cool Apple Eye Socks, Hooch and Pock, add to cart. Yes. Hi. Let's go. Let's go. Let's be real. Let's get in the cart say you're messy say you're

just say you're messy say you have yeah let's talk about how fucked up you are tell me yeah let's talk about blood blood let's talk about our jizz let's talk about all of our fluids you know actual fluids and then also our mental jizz oh my god sometimes i feel like i have more of that than the regular jizz speak of that well i i i honestly uh he just did you know it's difficult to quantify mental jizz yeah just maybe could you try like gallons to cups or something like that is that helpful geez you know i i mean i obviously i was raised overseas so the measure it's in leaders yeah does leaders help i'm sorry i forgot about that it's yeah no it's fine yeah it's the metric system for me in terms of how i kind of think about mental

jizz but um In lieu of that, just what about like sizes, like a fruits, like representation with sizes of fruits? Like, would you say that? Well, that's universal and I would say 60 quints or so, eh? Thank you.

That's illuminating. Thank you. Mm-hmm. Add to Cart is the show yes we're doing this big show is it doing well yes so well so so so well and not in a way say that yeah we can it's well in a way that doesn't translate to stupid things like money. Oh my God. You know? The last reason to get into this. And it's so crazy. I was like, why are you even bringing that?

Why would you even mention that? And then I realized that some people actually do think of that as something. Some people care about that shit. That's like how you measure the success of a show. Yeah. Yeah, for many. People actually do think like that. But I don't succumb to that pressure.

And it's like, it's fine if that's for you, but that's not for me. I'm a podcast artiste. In fact, we lose money. Yeah. Because it's add to cart. So we're adding to cart, but not filling our bank accounts with any monetary denomination or value. And so the ratio is a little off, but spiritually, mentally, we are quinced up.

We are baskets full of quinces. This is sounding like a really good show. I mean, it's sounding like such a good show to me because I see these big money shows and it's so soulless and corporate and disgusting I mean that's why you guys are now independent right like you

you burned it down absolutely yeah we were sick of it we waited until Scott got out of the building that's so considerate. Don't worry. And he took his sweet time, too. We're like, what is Scott dragging his feet?

Gotta get out of here so we can blow up this building. I think I forgot my sunglasses. Let me just run back and check. Scott, you're wearing them. You're always wearing them. You wear them inside. Oh, I got a spare. I got a backup pair.

Let me run back and get those. It's like, okay. Just kept going back in but when he finally was fully out and we knew that he was safe yeah we went ahead and hit the detonator i mean he looks good coming and going though that's i always tell him that because he wears the sunglasses on yeah on the back of his head as well i mean his tush yeah outstanding yeah i know no i like all kinds all stuff about his body and everything but you know that's not what we came here to talk about okay yeah no add to cart add to cart add to cart you know this friendship a friendship that i've had with both of you uh for years and now i hopefully you will

add to cartuchin pock into your heart we're hoping to yeah and there's no pressure this isn't like an audition it's like hey you're friends with cool app you're friends with us on the show and tucha and i already know each other i interviewed her for the school newspaper in 2000. And she did not end up having me on MTV News, which honestly, at this point, I truly don't care. You know so much more, too, about how the game is played. It's so much better for me that I did not, that it was not reciprocated at all.

I promoted her. I used my platform to promote her work. And what, wait, just refresh the audience. What was that platform again? The newspaper of Special Boy Academy, The newspaper of Special Boy Academy, where me and my fellow little lords put on our little shorts and went off to get ready to become special men,

which we did. And there were women and girls there as well. Is that the motto of the school? Is that on the acceptance folder? It's in Latin, but yes. Special lords and also women. Women and girls. There were women as well.

Yes, I mean, it was a turning point in my life. I remember it so vividly that day. Yeah. Those shorts and the blazer. Do you recall any of his pointed questions to you? Oh, sure. Sure. I think we talked a lot about the future of the youths.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is hitting all the right notes. About hope. I remember hope a lot. Do you remember hope?

Yeah. A lot of hope. Vaguely. Yeah. Yeah. Mostly around that. It was a real. I can just barely make it out from from here it's way back there in the

past and i'll tell you a little something about hope from a movie i once saw it floats don't it yeah ain't that the truth buoyant don't do it blockbuster yeah now hayes did you did you, did, did you just think it was going to be like a professional courtesy for her to have, for her to have you on her platform? I guess human courtesy is sort of what I was thinking. You,

well, you misjudged, put your ass on the line for someone. You like use up all of the credibility you have to say like hey i want you to hear from this person today yeah this story fucking runs we run it his editor's screaming at him wow and sue did you get it we can't print this was there and you fought for it yeah yeah did you get off on cock blocking haze from mtv news was there a little bit of satisfaction there even even if just a little bit like a quince size a single quince i mean maybe like a fig size

of satisfaction you know there was a lot of like lording you you know, let's be honest. And I myself went to a high school where we had no lords. There was a lot of lording. No, not a lot of lording. Wow. And I felt that not having him on MTV was only going to serve him in life. You know, it was going to build character and motivate you in a way you were going to go on MTV, maybe, and then become Ja Rule, you know? Wow. And and we know how that turned out.

Yeah. Fire Festival. Yeah. He got in trouble for trying to help everyone have fun at a huge party. Oh, now we're upset at you oh my god you know that's one way of looking at it as well i basically oh no you got a sandwich yeah i feel so bad at least you got cheese with your wet bread yes i mean you know yeah oh the bed is wet because it's like right next to the ocean like okay i guess we could

put it farther from the ocean well one of the supermodels that that he was hanging out with remember got bit by uh by one of the pigs that were floating yeah that was tough yeah i think job really it was hard to recover from that yeah it's only her best most interesting story of her entire life that she has sure it's only the most unique experience she has it's like this is a person who we would know nothing about who basically didn't even fucking exist ja rule takes her out gets her bit by a pig and now it's all we talk about on this podcast it's like honestly listen to yourself sometime people like what are you complaining about and this is why i have no more hope oh it's sinking it's sinking no sean i hate to hear that i look at hope now and it's in one of those old-timey black and white photos with like the

cowboy hat and the western gear you know what i mean where it's just this thing of the past you've never seen these photos where people get all dressed up photos but i just feel like that time was not filled with hope for a lot of people no it's not that that specific time it's just that that's how old it is i see i see and also that hope is now reserved for kind of like the sort of theme park artificial experiences where you would take one of those photos like a Knott's Berry Farm yeah it's not part of my day to day life anymore

but I take your point as well and I owe you a debt obviously Suchin because I I would not have this show had Hayes had Ja Rule-level success. There you go.

I shudder to think what he would have become. I'm happy for our nation, the entertainment he could have provided. But there is a world where sliding door style, you become like an Ashanti-like figure. A-S-E-A-N-T-I. Yeah. sliding door style you become like an ashanti like figure a s e a n t i yeah yeah you know and then you collab in that capacity doing you know r&b rap songs yeah okay well then i'm taking back my gratitude the debt of gratitude I do not owe it to you. And in fact, I'm replacing it when I'm going to put what I'm going to add to cart at this point is my fury, my rage. Oh, God.

Sean, I think you should let it go because if you keep it inside. If you keep it inside, I'm so worried about like just i guess the lining of your organs like let it out yeah uh it's it's been coming out it's been coming out and not and not in ways that feel healthy okay okay yeah i had a toenail shoot off the other day i like put my little feet in a pool i snuck into a hotel and i put my feet in their pool oh my god the roosevelt on hollywood i don't know i didn't see the name of it you know i was being so sneaky at the rose and i'm just like wiggling my toes around and just getting like one moment of relief

in my insane day, the day I was having, you know? And I sort of take my feet out and I shake them off and my toenails shoots across the length of the pool and hits a bird.

The bird's okay. The bird is okay. Okay. He's been better so basic and i hate to keep talking about this up but his toe basically nutted it was so happy yeah being in the pool it was so happy but it was also it was the rage that had built up and was it had created these big bulbous toes that needed to be dipped in the pool you know and then the release of that it was just really you know really uncomfortable so but i want to talk about better right you felt better haze i'm so sorry i don't want to talk about this thank god anymore but but no at the same time

I want to talk about this cart okay we will do the show one day it's inevitable we're gonna have to it's hard to schedule you guys yeah as I have i have that initial email

yes that that initial email is very getting the wording right for that very first email we have found that with a lot of shows with us yeah so many shows are so intimidated because of course our first invitation email is so good funny professional it's hitting all the right notes and so then they're going and i'm gonna invite these guys they wrote the book on invite emails and it's so intimidating it's so daunting that sometimes it never comes i get hung up on should i say dear sean and haze or should i go dear haze and sean like i just don't know and then i just kind of that's right yeah one of us is is pissed either way so really yeah in a way it's a wash like one of us is getting pissed i guess you pick who you like better right or it's like the better looking one you know you could go visually you know

which is more stunning unfortunately a lot of times that is who you like better you know whether you want to admit it or not that's so much of how we're hardwired you know from evolution to sort of choose the person we think is better looking and that would be yeah no i mean that's what you gotta figure out that's what you gotta figure out and would be there is there a third option where i can just say hey guys i'm not gonna know what the fuck you're talking about making me feel ugly i'm not gonna know what's going on okay okay uh you know what i i won't take any sick to my stomach imagining opening up an email with that his toenails are already loosening. Yeah.

From the rage. He's got a tennis shoe full of toenails. It sounds like there's a thunderstorm happening inside my shoe. Just a bunch of marbles and nails. You might be a mutant. Have we thought about that?

You might be a mutant. If your toenail shoots off in the pool of the Roosevelt Hotel, you might be a mutant. Carts, though, Hayes. I'm so sorry I took us to the side. Well, we got our carts all loaded up and ready to go. My cart's very juicy right now, yeah. And we figure we just do a little pre-show,

and you sort of vet some of what's in some of these carts, and you say, like, is this the kind of thing that would play? Oh, this is like an audition, like a tryout. Okay, got it. I like it. And so when we get rid of some things, if you have suggestions, we can put some new stuff in there. Okay.

Yeah. And so we can just kind of go through one by one. My car is really heavy. One thing I have in there is a Razor scooter. Hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But this is lowercase r.

Okay. Okay. Lowercase r. Okay. Okay. Lowercase R Razor Scooter. Got it. So it's like an off-brand? No, it's not branded at all. It's a scooter that is slicing my enemies. Oh, right. It's a weapon

scooter for battle. If I'm at the top of the hill, my enemies better not be at the bottom. Or they better move out of the way. What's going on with you and your enemies that you're adding this to cart they've been chasing me they're after him mm-hmm yep they've been chasing me around town okay and so you've taken a scooter and you've just added a bunch of i I have taken the scooter and I have posted up uphill. And so if they're going to be chasing me,

then I go down and their momentum coming up, the little razor will probably give them a pretty bad slice. What happens? There's one razor on it. Oh, okay. Just like from a Venus? Standard Venus. Yeah, just like a standard Venus shaver.

You're straight up. Yeah, you're on top of a hill, but what if your enemies come from behind and from they wouldn't front what happens then they wouldn't okay i'm gonna say they better not man i think you need to do that that's really i'm even more that they're even more of enemies than i thought that's right okay i just think then next time they will probably successfully chase me catch me but like for next time that would be so much matter than i even am now perhaps add to cart another venus razor just to put two i

think i would have to on it yeah. Because if they're coming from two sides that's... That fucks me up. And just curious, there's no way that we can talk it out and not go use scooter violence? Is this the only path? If we're talking it out, it's going to be

Doppler style as I'm coming down the hill passing... Doppler style as I'm coming down the hill passing in that version I guess they got out of the way and I went by them okay Sue any thoughts on if

this is a good add to cart I mean I think that you know it's a good add to cart if it feels good to talk about your rage and your emotions and, you know, how you're sitting in them. For me, I got a podcast. I feel good to talk. Period. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. I'm talking. I'm happy. Yeah. Things are going well. Mm hmm. Yep.

Because you were once a special boy. Now, things are going well. Yep, because you were once a special boy and now you're a special man. Once a little lord, now a big lord. Big lord. Big ass lord up in here. You're welcome.

Up in this bitch. Yeah, you have BLE, Big Lord Energy. Big Lord Energy, yeah. yeah you have um ble big lord energy yeah lord energy yeah lord l-o-r-d-e oh she's great huh i love her music she's so good yes yeah i can't that's what i listen to currently yeah um so uh i guess i'll check out my cart uh so i have in my cart uh segue huh speaking of which huh sean yes oh oh i thought you were gonna say something else no the segue is speaking of which yeah it's just a segue that's what you call it

no the segue is oh speaking of which oh my god i'm so slow yes i get it you're adding it's a very it's a it's a loved it's a beloved segue classic classic a lot of you can't go wrong you can't really go wrong with that yeah it does have a lot of mile and it's it's a little worse for the wear and what i have you know i guess i don't totally understand the site that i'm on but i i get some sort of exclusivity to that segue for a period of time a couple of weeks and it comes with a wooden sign like you might see like a live laugh love type sign uh at like you know someone's lake house or whatever yeah um marshall's house at marshall's house marshal mather's house stop it so so i i i get that i'm worried that i won't have a chance i'll feel like so pressured to employ it

that i won't have a chance like an organic chance to do it and i'll just be jamming it in where it doesn't go and like kind of forcing this segue into conversations and become kind of one note and then when i can't use it anymore all these times will come up where i wish i had it and so i feel like it's it's maybe gonna be kind of just borrowing future grief uh but also if i if i don't get it you just know i going to be in like an interview type situation where I have the perfect speaking of which. And also I have the spot, I have a good spot for the sign

that like basically nothing else will fit there. How much is this? Out of curiosity. How much is the rental and the sign? Yeah. $6,000. For a week? For, no it does it's not one week it's um per use yeah it's per use yeah but it's a 10 to 12 day window where i can use it i think depending on like when the week it arrives. You talk about the spot, nothing else can fit.

You talk about consumption things. The spot on the back of the toilet, the tank, I guess. Yeah. Nobody ever, it's just like a totally white space. No one ever wants to hang anything there. This is where you see a need in the marketplace where it's like i don't want to look at that shit when i'm taking a piss man just this empty blank white so i mean what does that make us think of right death yes wow right yeah we as women don't

infinity emptiness side yeah you've never seen it i, I've seen it in passing, but it's not something. Dude, you're so lucky. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I'm. Yet another reason it's open season on the male sexual gender, right? Yeah.

We have the opposite problem. Can I fit? I mean, like, I know it's open season. Go ahead, Hayes.es i apologize i'm so sorry if there's something hanging up there that's really nice like sean's sign then we want to see it while we're using it so then we have to use it with the entire c and the lid down which is awful i mean, I'm really understanding both of your examples of what you're adding to card.

It speaks to what you're talking about, this feeling of just loss of territory. This, you guys are almost in like kind of starvation mode. Mm-hmm, yes. It's feeling that way to me. Fight or flight or bite. Is that not the same as fight? Not the way I do it.

How do you fight? Gentle nibbles? Yeah. Very, very soft. Hayes, I thought it was more that you'd want to stay with the Fs, like fight, flight, fawn, freeze. Bite just doesn't seem like it fits. I think it's definitely the ite.

It's more the ite. Okay. Okay. That's the one. Ite? Mm-hmm. Ite? Yeah, I like that.

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Peanut Fanta. Gross. Peanut Fanta. Don't you want a Peanut Fanta? Why? What do you mean? So I can actually drink something and be alive i actually need a drink to live hydration is one of the most crucial things for bodies you know yeah you're

holding something right now it's water taking sips. It's water. A simple piece of water. Just a little, just an old-fashioned piece of water. And the human body is comprised basically entirely of water. Okay. But, like, I think the only nut that would be good in water is, like, coconut water. I just got bigger. Okay. I just got bigger. Okay. I just got even bigger.

Think about that. I'm made of this stuff. And have you ever considered on your show about consumption, every episode, just having the cart, just have in it

a simple piece of water? To ground us right to bring us back home when you say i'm just i'm not familiar with the term piece of water i've heard glass of water i've heard bottle of water but i'm not familiar with piece of water the piece of the piece of water is what's inside the glass and the bottle that's a piece of water in there okay it's not just we just don't say water at that point pizza water pizza water is that what you're saying i i just yeah i don't understand what we're not getting it's a piece of water yeah do you or is that what you're hearing I'm trying to figure out where the disconnect is so I'm trying to okay unite us like yeah I'm not so I didn't think you said pizza water to be clear okay then now I'm lost. I now I need help.

I'm in the dark. Sue, can you someone take my hand? Because I because now I'm fucked up off this. If you didn't think he was saying it's a water. I don't know what we're

talking about. Duck toenails are going to be shooting out. He's just going to be shooting out. Let's do it. Help me out. I I'm tapping out. He's just going to be shooting out. Let's do it. Help me out. I'm tapping out.

I'm done. Sue, you have a son. I don't know. I don't have kids. How do we handle these boys? Exactly how we're handling them. See ya. And then you just ignore. You distract.

You ignore. And then they come back. They always come. Oh, there he is. There he is ignore and then he come they come back they always go there he is there he is he did he did come and how do you feel not for you because that's something else i want to say about something else okay let's hear there's something in my cart what's in your cart Sean? liquid pez it's too hard pez it's so hard

it hurts and it doesn't come out of the guy in a normal simple way liquid pez you just turn the guy upside down and now you have the pez just fucking drink a stick of just turn the guy upside down and now you have fucking drink a stick of straw up the guy's ass just suck the fucking pez out what are we doing here that's what the hole's for little secret yeah i mean liquid pez you like the flavor of pez

is that your favorite flavor? Favorite flavor? I didn't know we were going to get into this today. Jesus Christ, this is messy. I guess I'm one of these guys who thinks Pez has more than one flavor. So I'll start off with that. I don't think that if I said Pez is my favorite flavor, I think then I look insane.

They're actually really different. The different Pez. You're right. There's different flavors. So you love each of the flavors, but you hate the consistency because your teeth are soft? He doesn't love each of the flavors. I mean, it's like anyone else with Pez.

You have one Pez and you're like, oh, that's pretty good. You have the next Pez. You're like, oh! Oh, what an awful Pez. I don't have time to second guess anything. Just shoot it. Yeah, I mean. Shoot it and boot it.

So the thing. Off to work. Are you inventing this? Is it like, do you think that our show is like Shark Tank? Wait, are you saying you're inventing everything on your show when you think that our show is like Shark Tank wait are you saying you're inventing everything on your show when you like add it to the cart do you then say I invented this

is the cart like you push the cart down to the patent office and try to get a provisional patent I guess what I wasn't aware that liquid pez is a thing are you saying when you add it to cart well how to get in my cart cool up send me a link right now put it in the chat let me see this liquid pez that you drink

out from the guy's ass gotta fucking link this shit let me see i don't know who am i the fucking lincoln lawyer up in this piece this may take a while this may take a while i don't know if you heard we say up in this piece on this show i remember what you said before i'm not going to repeat it we say up in this piece do you mean up in this piece of water? Again, I will not. I will not. I'm not trying to beat you, Hayes. I'm trying to understand. I'm missing something. Yeah, up in this pizza water?

I'm not sure. I can't. But what happened to the peanut? I cannot. Didn't we start at peanut? Yeah, exactly. I put a link in the chat. Everyone should enjoy but i'm so confused wait wait so liquid pez is p plus that's what liquid pez is it's paramount plus

you stuck it out this is where i was on when i found like this is the site I was on when I found I put it in my cart. HTTPS colon slash slash www.perrymoutplus.com slash Oh, okay. Okay, cool. And when you think about it, a Pez is the original Yellowstone, isn't it? Yeah, it is actually the original

Yellowstone, isn't it? A single piece of Pez. Yes. Pizza Pez. But a piece of Pez. Pizza Pez. Pizza Pez. Pizza Pez?

Huh? Let's go back to the cart. I have in here an interesting product by the name of Big Mouth Billy Elliot Bass. So it's like a Big Mouth Bass, but it's singing songs from Billy Elliot? No, he sings. Sings the same song, basically, but he wants to dance, but he's shy. Oh, that's so sad. But it's his job to sing the song.

He sings, take me to the river, and then it stops for a second. He goes, dance? Like river dance? Yeah, got it. And then it goes... Are you ready to dance? I was able to do a try. You're like, how do you know?

You haven't even bought it yet. How do you know exactly how it goes? I was able to take it for a test drive and you decided to keep it it's in the car i haven't decided yet okay that's what you help with what do you do on this show like i'm so confused because like I honestly thought it was your fucking show. It's like. Well, normally, normally when we have guests come on, I mean, I'm I'm I'm hanging by a thread. But that said, it's a strong thread.

And normally when we have guests on the show, they send us links so we can also look at these products. You just said that you lost your mind over it you were like all pissed about it it's like it's P plus the P plus I was like what the fuck is going on here she's the host

of this show normally I honestly was very concerned and very upset okay and I just want to also qualify something when people come on the show I honestly was very concerned and very upset. Okay. And I just want to also qualify something. When people come on the show, they're sharing things that they have added to cart,

that they've used. What have we been doing? That they recommend. Oh, but this is the pre-show. This is like, so remember when we said- I spent time out of my life of which i only have one remember how we talked about the original yellowstone and you know if you go let's not if you go to paramount plus into the past 1883 is sort of a prequel to yellowstone yes and and there's a market for that for taking a show that is successful that is a mega hit that

is losing money and and giving the audience more of that show in the form of what are some of the origins how did this show come to be you know and so what we do is we go backwards and say before all these people use the stuff from their cart, snooze, boring, weren't they just looking at their cart at some point? Like, huh? Next cart. Next cart. I have a cart. So much anger.

Triangle shape. He's very angry right now. Triangle shape. Triangle shape. Just the shape of triangles. Triangle shape. Yes's very angry right now. Triangle shape. Triangle shape. Just the shape of triangles. Triangle shape. Yes. In my cart.

You like isosceles? I'll just read it to you because I don't want. To start a fight. No, it's easier for me because I feel like I'm being intentionally misunderstood here. So just. I'm really, Sean, I'm not trying to do this. I really am trying to understand you and Hayes. Can someone get Sean a snack?

Because sometimes when my son gets in one of these triangle moves. I have snack in my cart. Yeah. Flamin' hot potpourri Doritos. Potpourri Doritos potpourritos so just to help you out just so we don't have this triangle shape is a polygon is polygon

okay why are you thinking about adding it to your cart? It was in the cart. Why did you put it there, Sean? Hmm? I found the cart like this. Oh, it was just a random cart. The cart was here.

With the liquid pez and the triangle and the piece of water. Yes. Oh. Yes. Oh. Okay. So it's not your cart. It's just a cart you're bringing. That's kind of cool. Is it supposed to be mine?

No. I mean, I was assuming it was yours. I don't want to start the show over. I like a lot of what's in here. I'm happy to have this cart. I found the cart. Okay. I didn't know that context sean have you

ever gone shopping and there's just a cart in the middle of the aisle it's all full of stuff yeah yes and then what do you do sometimes you just take it you go okay i'll take this no what no yeah you go oh nice i didn't know what i wanted but i hear somebody has made a bunch of suggestions choices here's a polygon you know here's liquid pez let's drop the asshole drink that you know so that that's kind of nice here's a segue speaking of which so i you know to me this is a good car i don't even like hearing this word polygon over and over again because poly is very much still here poly culture is as thriving it's thriving it's ever been and vibrant and intense kevin are you still unethically unmonogamous is that what you said

Kevin is unethically unmonogamous okay okay or wait unethically monogamous what did I don't could you explain that to me Kevin uh yeah I mean we all have rules and we all break

them at one point and you know COVID's been hard on me. Okay. Okay. So there you go. Now we know. Okay. Now I know.

That's another category. Yeah. A lot of people talk about it in that way. Kevin has added to cart unethical monogamy. Yes. Okay. And Sean, I think what seems like tension or conflict was just

I didn't understand that he had just found this cart. I thought it was your cart. And so when I was asking these questions it was because I wanted to... That wasn't my conflict. That wasn't my conflict. Okay. Thank you for trying to unravel this. And I'm not tense at all.

I'm actually happy. I think the show's going well, but that was not my conflict. Okay. Your fists are balled up right now. Okay. And it just, they're like red. What would you have me do with my fists? Why don't we just relax them a little bit?

Kind of breathe into them. Would that be something you'd want to do? Hayes, would you mind taking over for a little bit? I'm going to breathe into my fists. Thank you. You don't even want him to do that either because he ends up kind of like blowing them off. Like Dragon Ball Z?

Well, it's made them hotter and stronger. Yeah, exactly. Just a little, you know, ready for action. I have one last cart. Okay. I've added to my cart everyone being friends in the world. Oh, that's so nice can you imagine if instead of

adding our peanut Fanta and our soda brittle what he never said anything about that to our cart every single day getting our daily

delivery of peanut Fanta and soda brittle. Imagine. Instead of that. Just for one day, we didn't have anything to drink and instead we ordered everyone being friends in the world. All adding to everyone's cart.

All, every at the same time. And no one has anything to drink for's cart all every at the same time and no one has anything to drink for the entire day and no one has a sip of anything no matter how sick they feel imagine how beautiful that is of everyone being friends no you sound even just relaxed thinking about it. I like it. That's really touching. Oh, the breathing, I think, also worked.

Yes, yes. Do you feel like your fists have cooled down, Sean? Yeah, they feel really wet, which is fine, obviously. They're supposed to. I mean, we're made of water. Yeah. Many pieces of water you said it yes yes 40 oh 40 pieces of water equals 40 pieces of water stacked up

make a man and also there are women and also there are women and girls and girls as well I mean this is what John Lennon was singing about yeah little piggies biting the women and girls

soft nibbles Jet Li all the little piggies. Biting the women and girls. Soft nibbles, soft nibbles. Gently. Just very gently biting the women and girls. And giving them the spotlight in doing so. Yes, yes. It's time. The men have been bitten by the piggies for too long now women can get

bit by a pig the gal's turn was the original feminist let's let some of these models get bit by these pigs you know let them tell the story let them tell the story let them tell my story Kevin is there anything in your cart

at all just one pizza and the topping is a that was paywall goodbye bye