Hollywood Handbook - Normal People, Our Close Friends LIVE

Episode Date: December 26, 2016

Hayes and Sean do the Now Hear This Festival in Anaheim and they're sick of celebrity culture so they talk to everyday people from the crowd for once about being nerds.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. is you want to try so it's me it's sky captain it's the world of tomorrow and uh hey welcome to hollywood handbook an insider's guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red carpet linebacker hallways of this industry week our show biz welcome to the now here this fest i just do want to clarify one thing before we start. A lot of advertising around the stage for Mack Weldon. It's called the Mack Weldon stage. Mack Weldon has not advertised on our show. We've never been paid by Mack Weldon. We cannot officially endorse them.

It's not our rules. Tell the judge. So the stage has to technically be named something else. Yeah, legally we had to change the name to one of the sponsors we have had. Unless the money, if there are Mack Weldon people here, exchanges hands in five, four, three, two, one. And I'm not seeing any Mack Weldon people.

And that's fine. Usually there's some kind of brand rep here. But we spun the wheel, as per the judge's orders to see which sponsor uh from our past was going to get to add the stage name after them yeah and it landed between two sponsors right on the line so of uh so this stage is now technically called the ryan morrison video game lawyer uh toilet bowl cleaners stage. Yeah. So we doubled up.

So when you look and you see this dude's dick behind my head, please know that's not a Mack Weldon. That's Ryan Morrison video game lawyers dick. Yeah. And the toilet bowl cleaners

are around the back. Yeah. I'm very glad, you know, I never do this. Yo, no, he never does. It's just, it's exciting for me to have Sean here because it was a lot of back and forth about whether or not he was going to do the show because he has a pre-existing thing

with the Disney Corporation because he went on space mountain in 19 said it was like uh said what do you what did you want to say oh wait i well i thought i ate i was gonna say 80 something but was it earlier than that uh yeah Yeah, it had to be. Okay. He wore a big sweatshirt on Space Mountain, and it sort of blew up over his head while the picture was being taken, and had a very tight neckline, and so it was stuck around his neck,

and his torso was exposed, and his nipples are very red. I don't think at this point... It's fine. It's a normal human color. Right. A lot of people actually think it looks great and is maybe a better way that nipples could look

than the old way where they almost blend into your skin. Are you even doing anything with that? You have talked about how it's an evolutionary scare tactic. This is the next step. The next step will be that in the future, you know how in X-Men, the mutation guys are having these ability powers, which are more good for doing, you know, saving people.

And my nipples are like one of these which is like i'm just like the first one to have it so yeah and they are retractable yeah they go in and out they heal really quickly you can't you can't control the oh yeah no not at will but they go in and out like one day i'll just be like oh okay it's gonna be in today oh, okay, it's going to be in today. And sometimes it's so fast I bruise my rib. But Sean's here. I'm here. It's huge for me.

Yeah, well. I thought that would get a bigger reaction. You know, I was really mad at Disney for a long time and Goofy kind of tried to play me out, show me up. And I thought, like, this place sucks, you know? But I found something out that's interesting, which is it's not just Space Mountain, and it's not just Goofy. But one of the things Disney does is they're making movies. Right. And I saw some of making movies. Right.

And I saw some of these movies. Hey! Yeah. You had a big reaction. I couldn't believe it. I woke up the one morning and had a lot of image texts of like, I guess your TV screen. It doesn't show up that well in the text, but I think you're trying to text me images of some of the movies you were watching. Unbelievable. Oh, yeah. No. Yeah. up that well in the text but i think you're trying to text me images of some of the movies you were watching oh yeah no yeah my phone camera was strange but big hero six yeah yeah yeah you know

that's a hell of a movie yeah lilo stitch yeah i mean i'm talking about some heavy hitting movies yeah and i thought well how mad can I be at these guys? They got the one thing wrong, but they got a lot of stuff right. Sure. Guest stuff. You guys love podcasts. Who's the guest? Podcasts have guests.

Oh, who's going to be the big? Oh, Brett. I'm sorry. Can Brett? Brett is in. I know you've chosen that place to sit like you're like right in my field division. I'm so sorry. Can we just rearrange you somehow?

Engineer bread is here everyone. So I know this is what you wanted. Can you get up? Can you get up? Can you move? Can we take you to the left? Can we take you to the left right? I's my dominant eye, so I'm going to need you farther left. What's the cut? What's the

concept behind this outfit, Brett? Okay, so we're taking you farther left. As we're talking, we're moving. We're moving to the side. And we're still... It must be a way to go a little faster than this. We gotta

be able to do something about it. And we can... There's a wall there. We And then forward towards the door. There's a wall there. I guess we kind of go along the wall. Yeah. Forward. And is there anything out that door, actually?

I just want to know. Like, maybe the guest is out there. I won't be able to see you guys. You can hear it, though. That could actually be really exciting for you because you're so close to it normally, maybe it would be fun to get the experience

of being separated by some kind of barrier. So no one can hear you, Brett? He said, what if you need engineering help? We won't. Thank you, Brett. Thank you. Thank you, Brett. All right.

So. Guests. Guests. Guests. Guests. Podcasts. They've got them. It's a never-ending suck-off train of jerks, you know,

sniffing each other's spore and celebrating it. Yeah. And when will we finally break the cycle, and who will be brave enough to say, you know what, I'm not going to get a big famous guest for my show. No. And it's not going to be because people canceled it. They didn't want to drive to Anaheim.

Today we are celebrating normal people. Yes. Not these big celebrities that are always on these shows. It's always these famous people who don't want to drive to Anaheim or are doing something else or have a different show they're doing. Who are in a different festival that's happening at the same time.

Yeah. What we are about... It's the EW Pop Fest. It doesn't matter what festival it is or if there even is one or Tenacious D's having one too. What we like and actually have sometimes more respect for uh-huh is sometimes what's really good is these normal guys there's this thing

called humans of new york do you guys know about this and what it is is it's this guy who i think just has like a camera he just found a a camera. He didn't even want it. Yeah. And there's all these pictures on it. Yeah. And he didn't even want to look at them. But then some people were like, hey, these guys are like actually pretty interesting

and they can sometimes be even more interesting than normal people. Well, yeah. Like everyone's always wanting to hear about what big famous people are doing and who's canoodling with who. And what I'm really curious about is like, what is my

mailman doing? Right. Or this old man, but what if he did the war? Oh, perfect example. Yeah. Or this kid, what if he's sick? Yeah. It's true. Yeah. So that's kind of what we he's sick? Yeah. It's true.

Yeah. So that's kind of what we're thinking about doing today. And it's not limited to New York. Instead of the celebrities, we're actually having normal people who actually really are celebrities. So it's really about how what you thought was a celebrity was actually you are. Yeah. It turns out you're more famous than any celebrity, and you're already here. So we're not going to be hearing any excuses about why you got stuck on the top bunk or whatever, Toby Keith.

So we also want to get back to our roots in another way. Doing podcasting for a long time, it kind of takes you away from it. You try to think back of what you did the show for originally. Why did we get into this? Was it to do what we're doing now? No, not really. We want to get back to our core values,

which this was always supposed to be about showcasing nerd culture. Yeah. Today is about nerd culture. What we Today is about nerd culture. And so what we'd like to do is have people come up and talk about what makes them nerd out.

If you're a true nerd. Yes. And a human. It's your lucky day. Yeah. So we are going to be bringing people up here, volunteers to be our guests today. Can we bring in the people

who are lined up outside? Just like all the extra, I know there's like a bunch of overflow or something. Yeah, we don't mind. Can we bring in all of them, please? Just come on in, guys. What is it like? Okay, great. Okay, and the fire marshal's telling them they can't. Yeah. The fire marshal's being like no way okay that sucks fucking johnny law okay so what uh i guess it's probably better if the middle seat is open so you can um have access to well maybe leave that mic we'll maybe switch that mic so what for anyone listening on the podcast what's happening now is hayes got up and got to a different chair. And we did, like, just for transparency, we did this before the show. I mean, a lot of people act like this is just like a natural move to just go from one chair to the other.

To switch chairs, no, but Hayes was talking about wanting to do it. Yeah, and before that, we tried going the other way behind the backdrop, but it is actually much easier. I got up into the ducts and I rappelled down. Yeah. And I don't know why I didn't do that this time because it worked great. So if we have any nerds here tonight, we invite you to come up on the stage.

Okay, we have a nerd. This guy's got his hand up. Okay, up here. Yes, up nerd. And when we say nerd nerd it's like the it's like well it's like hey i can say it because i am one yeah i mean that's the that's the fact of the matter is it's not a derogatory term it's saying like what's a nice like boyfriend or Yeah, it's like saying my boyfriend. Like this guy's a nerd and he's my boyfriend. It's like a loving word. It's like saying boyfriend.

Yeah. And we'll bring you into it a little more slowly. You're overwhelmed. You're diving right into the deep end. You're doing great. I just want to make sure. Just so we have people ready, just I just, you're doing great. I just want to make sure just so we

have people ready just in case could other people be prepared to like jump in. I just don't want a situation where like we have, uh, I'll get your name in one second where we have our friend here, but we need a replacement really quickly and we don't have one. So please be our hero just in case this guy does not work out. And he's, and, And I don't think that's going to happen. I'm loving this so far. I really think it's working out great. He's crushing it. Yes.

But just in case it happens. But just in case you could really get on our good side if you were ready to fucking get up here really, really fast. So can I get your name? And again, we'll ask you a question. Normally, you've heard the show. When there's a guest on the show, we ask you a question. And it's not just like a never-ending

chorus of affirmations. This will be helpful for people like when you're listening to a podcast, are you ever wondering was a guy I haven't met yet saying yeah and would I need to hear that? Yeah. And if the answer's no, and it is,

you don't gotta get up and do the yeah. No. So give me your name. I'm Drew. He's Drew. I'm not. Drew. I don't know.

I'm just wondering. Okay. I'm just thinking what I'm supposed to do with that. Like drew a bath. I guess there's something funny there, but but we'll just keep going i guess um what's your what's your nerd superpower yeah uh i'm i call myself synthwave grandpa because i like synthwave a lot who did we have do we have anyone who was like okay yes you up drew just wait to the side of the stage and we will be bringing you back, but let's think about maybe some kind of alternative thing.

You're getting a do-over, so just go ahead and think about that. Yes. Yes. Okay, hi. Hi. What is your name? Francesca.

Francesca. Francesca. Your name's Francesca and you have tattoos. I do. And you're telling me you're a nerd. Yeah. What I'm getting is sort of a hardcore crust punk

vibe, more than a nerd, so I guess it's like a distinction about some of these definitions here. Right, so what are you nerding out for, then? Well, one of my tattoos is a Harry Potter tattoo. Okay. Oh, gosh, yes.

That's awesome. I hate being a muggle. Yeah. I'm so sick of it. And that's like the one Harry Potter has. Yes, I recognize that. On his bicep? Yes, yes. Yeah.

I remember that one from the story, for sure. There was the one book where he goes to the tattoo artist, and he goes, just fucking ink out my fucking bicep, dude. Yeah. So who's your favorite Harry Potter? Ooh, Harry. Oh, I hope she doesn't take mine.

Kind of basic. Okay. It's hard for me to choose sometimes between Oscar and Shrek. I always think, I'm always going, well, this book,

you know, because I love the books. Yeah. My favorite one's going to be Euphinius. And I'm like thinking that. But then when I actually get in there and start reading it, what I'm finding out is I think I like Mulan. Yeah. So thanks so much, Francesca.

Francesca, that was really great. Do we have anybody else? Do we have any other nerds here? We have Drew. Wait, Drew. And some people were checking it out. They're leaving. They decided this isn't what they thought they were walking into.

They're early. And that's okay. And people can leave. It makes more room for the people waiting outside. Yeah, so we should be able to bring in a few people now that those people left. Go ahead and let those last. The fire marshal won't even let that happen, huh? Two people just left? Okay, yeah.

Wow. They're going yeah, we're on thin ice with the fire marshal. And so we have Drew sitting with Brett now. Wait, what? I guess well, Brett is probably like hey, like synth wave, you know, like music brothers, you know?

Like one of those things so it seems like that can stay where that is for now right that's better for us okay great any other nerds in the crowd okay this is too many i'm sorry we just have too many people volunteering look among yourselves and be like okay who's like really gonna be like good here because i can't choose between all of you. Okay. Yes. Yeah. Easier to get this front. Wait until we're on the mic,

please. We're just waiting until we're on the microphone. I apologize. And that is never apologize in podcasting. Never. I take it back. What's your name? Allie.

What's your nerd thing that you just love to be a nerd about? I really love Marvel stuff. Marvel stuff. Oh, yes. Yeah. Gotta be. Shooting them. What? Yes. Yeah. Carving stuff

out of them. I'm wondering, actually, okay, I don't want to challenge you on this, but I wonder if you actually do know about this stuff. Yeah. Because when Sean said shooting them, you were kind of like actually okay, I don't want to challenge you on this, but I wonder if you actually do know about this stuff. Yeah. Because when Sean said shooting them, you were kind of like, oh, I don't know that part. Are you talking about like in humans like shooting in humans? Mmm.

Wow. You really are a fake nerd. Yeah. We're discovering you to be a fake nerd. Unfortunately, there's a lot. I wonder if you to be a fake nerd, unfortunately. There's a lot of cheating going on. And I wonder if you're a fake gamer girl as well. Oh, no. Unfortunately.

I played some Final Fantasy, but that's not really gaming. Let's be real. Yeah, that's fantasy books, actually. Yeah. Unfortunately, this is a fake gamer girl free zone. And we really do. We have total respect for fake gamer girls. I played some Metal Gear Solid

okay okay we're some people liked that some people said woo but you'll notice that Hayes was not one of them yeah you're gonna want me to reflexively say woo if it's if those guys out there

then maybe that we're gonna be going back to them you know know what I mean? That makes sense. Yeah. So more stuff. More stuff. Luke Cage, really enjoyed. Okay.

Boy. Actually, originally, when I saw Jessica Jones, I didn't like her with him. And then I saw Luke Cage. And... And then I saw Luke Cage. And I'm just taking my cues off Hayes, and I don't feel like it's going great for you. Are these, like, your family? Because this is, like, what we're talking about. No, Nick Cage is an actor.

But he's not friends with Jessica Jones. Nick Cage? Yeah. His name's Luke. What we should be talking about is the comic book. We establish you're a fake gamer girl, so please stay out of the video game territory. Please don't bring me that fake gamer girl on my doorstep.

Yeah. Or like a scientific movie, for example. Are there any of those that you enjoy? A scientific movie. Oh, I saw The Martian. I mean, I'm not like... Wait, is that a wine? Chardonnay.

Can we have her escorted out of here, please? Please, if we do bring you up on stage, don't get twisted first. Yeah, please don't get twisted. I don't want to see you all twisted. Please don't have your first wine ever on a podcast stage. It's just not the time.

I understand you want to celebrate. It is very exciting. I'm so excited. But now we... Well, this is your cue. Just so you know, when you listen to celebrate. It is very exciting. I'm so excited. But now we, well, this is your cue. Just so you know, when you listen to a podcast, this is the guest cue to sort of move on. Well, that's the sound. Okay.

Cool. So do you want me to leave? So let's try. Let's do a test. Well, and we're getting up. Okay. Great. Yes.

It's been lovely. Thank you. Thank you. That was our best nerd so far, even though she was a major fake gamer girl. Yeah. Well, we've got someone who's eager. Okay. Okay.

They really were scared they were not going to get picked. Okay. Okay. They really were scared they were not going to get picked. Yeah, someone who's standing up at the foot of the stage sort of rocking back and forth. Not really a nerd trait to be this assertive, but I'm willing to hear them out.

No. It's like she's a nerd about assassinating podcast hosts. Slowly, slowly, with both hands visible, great, loving that, okay? Stares would have been

fine. Okay, and let's okay, let's keep the mic here for, I'll hold the mic. How about that? Okay, because this is electrified. So, okay. Now, name. Aaron.

Aaron. Aaron? Wow. Look, neither here nor there, as far as we're concerned. We don't want... Like, it's fine if you want to do that. Yeah. We don't weigh in on that stuff. About that that's good or bad.

Like, whoa, yeah, no, there's not one true razor. You know what I mean? Like, we don't stand here and say that. But for your own, you know, just being able to move freely among this crowd, you might want to take one of the syllables out of that name and just be Aaron. Just be Aaron from now on. She's looking at the mic. Okay, tell me what you want to say, and then I'll decide about the mic situation.

Okay, we can just have that be off mic. That's good for me. that's good for just me uh it was a lot of stuff about western civilization uh i don't know it was came out really fast so maybe we want to talk about something else like like the nerd stuff for example yeah like what's a nerd thing? And tell me, and I'll tell Hayes whether to give you the mic. Okay, Hayes. She's going to need the mic for this one. Okay.

Okay. I'm Hollywood handbook nerd. Oh, wow. Get out of here. Get out of here. And see, that could have been interesting for some other people to talk about. Yeah, it seems like that was really sitting right out there for anyone.

Yeah, okay. So easy. Well, how about a little pop quiz? Ooh. Which episode did we do episode 120? No guest? I don't even know if I know this. Probably.

It's crazy. These quizzes are so hard. I'm part of the show and I barely know this. I know. And we recorded almost all of them at once. Here's a quiz.

What's on Brett's Snapchat? Guitar. That is almost certainly correct. You truly are a nerd about us. Is Kevin here? Kevin! That reminds me, do we want to do a Snapchat today? Are we Snapchatting?

Do you have Snapchat on that? Does that camera do Snapchat today? Does that have Snapchat? Jeff's doing it. Jeff's got Snapchat. I'm a little more comfortable. Kevin has sort of gotten me used to busting into the podcast around this time to do some sort of inscrutable activity.

I'm sure you're great. I'm sure you're... It's just like Kevin has kind of become this presence for me now. Come on stage, Kevin. Everyone, this is Kevin. This is Kevin. Okay.

Wait, don't... No, no, no, no. What is the, where is this? Where is it going to go after this? After you do the Snapchat? Where are you putting this Snapchat? On Snapchat. Oh, Kevin, what do you mean? Everyone's going to see it, everyone.

Off, off, off, off, off. Gotta get off. Okay. What's your new name? Arian. Okay. This was a discussion that we had earlier. We can't,

and even while Kevin was up here, did you hear the stuff she was talking about yeah well she didn't have the mic it's pretty intense i mean and she makes a lot of very interesting points a lot of it makes sense yes i mean i haven't been able to fact check all of it but if what she's saying is true i'm starting to think like okay well this is worth looking into yeah i'm not saying it's good or bad, but strongly felt, certainly. Yeah. Yeah.

Just somebody being this passionate about something, I go, well, there can't be nothing there. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Anyway, did you have a dream question for us? How do you get to do movies, Hollywood? Oh, it's got to be a question about one of our dreams.

Yeah. Hayes was pretty clear about that. Yeah. A specific one. Yeah. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Okay. Let's get two boys.

Boy one. I was already looking at boy two over there. Sorry. We'll get to everybody. We have two and a half hours. Okay. The two boys. Good.

Let's get these boys up here. They're sharing one microphone. Hello, boys. Two different lanyards. What's the difference between the two lanyards? Let's get these boys up here They're sharing one microphone Hello boys Two different lanyards What's the difference between the two lanyards? Mine's more expensive Oh rich boy poor boy It's sort of a prince and the pauper situation

You can both sit on one arm of the chair Do you want to sit on my lap? Um sure This is so crazy Seeing real regular people work it out. This would never happen, you know, getting, like we could never get Paul F. Tompkins to sit in Matt Gurley's lap like this. Can I ask you this name? I'm Cody, Cody Bachelor.

Cody, just Cody's fine. Yep. Do we have room for more boys? Yeah, yeah. There's another leg right here. Okay, we need one more boy up here. Yes, this fine. Yep. Do we have room for more boys? Yeah, yeah. There's another leg right here. Okay, we need one more boy up here. Yes, this boy. Thank you.

Okay. Mama's lap. Very good. Okay, so now we have three boys on the stage, and they're all nerds. Yes. I love it. I love being among my fellow nerds.

Oh, it's so great. I'm like a fish in water with these nerds. Yes. I love it. I love being among my fellow nerds. Oh, it's so great. I'm like a fish in water with these nerds. This is my tribe. You guys love finding your tribe. Love it. And you? Yes. Also love finding the tribe? Yes, absolutely. Great. This is going really good.

Finally. Can we do something where Cody's arms are your arms and he's controlling the microphone? Okay, hold on. That could be really good. Finally. Can we do something where Cody's arms are your arms and he's controlling the microphone? Okay, hold on. That could be really fun. Yes, okay, good. That's great. Okay, and who's this handsome nerd?

I'm Brad. Okay. And I'm Bo. Bo, Brad, and Cody. Bo knows nerd stuff. Bo knows nerd stuff. Yes, what about that, Bo? Remember?

Just keep going with that. Yes. Yeah, just keep it going, Bo. He gave you like Bo knows nerd stuff and you'd be like, I'm Bo Jackson. Oh, like Bo knows football. Yeah, and just keep it going, Bo. He gave you like Bo knows nerd stuff, and you'd be like, I'm Bo Jackson. Oh, like Bo knows football. Yeah. But that's not nerds.

Yes, but not just that. Bo knows audio engineering. Is that your thing? It used to be. Wait, so we have so many Brett up here. We have an... Brett, is this like your whole family is here? Brad?

That's like a worse Brett. Brett has a secret mic. Brett, did you just... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Give me a few seconds. I just want to make sure what happened just happened. Did you just set up an elaborate scheme to get a wireless mic?

You worked with the sound guy who was on our side. He's doing our show. He's not on your side, despite the fellowship of engineers. No one can hear you because your mic is faulty. He's saying this is why you need me here. He didn't have the mic working. He's saying this is why you

need me. He's pointing at another man who's making his mic work because he couldn't figure that out. Okay, what was your big thing that all this build up is for? I don't know. You just said my name.

Bo didn't fix my mic either. I'm Bo is otherwise occupied. Bo doesn't know shit. I'm stuck. We could maybe use the extra mic, Brett, actually. So thank you for that. Thank you, Brett. We will be taking your mic now.

Did you just say... Did you just say Bo doesn't know shit? Bo don't know shit. When Bo knows diddly was right in front of you. And that's how the commercial ends and it's Bo diddly. Are there any openings at Earwolf? So we're sitting down.

We've had kind of our part of the show, Brett. He wants to know if there's openings at Earwolf. There's another white male for you. I can send you my resume. No, no more cis males. We can't hear you because your mic has been stolen from you. Can we give it to Mother Cody's other hand, please? There you go stolen from you. Can we give it to Mother Cody's

other hand, please? There you go. Thank you. Very good. Oh, I see a little hidden tattoo on the back of Brett's arm as well. A lot of secret punks in the audience tonight. Can I take a little peek-see? And he's peeking at the tattoo.

Huh. It says either way. What could that... I too have a secret tattoo. Cody has a secret tattoo as well. Can we see that? I need to hand somebody this microphone. Okay.

I don't know how we're going to work this because... Okay. Wow, it says earn your oxygen. A lot of scariness. On stage at the same time. A lot of cryptic phrases. Yeah.

Cody, are you mad at Engineer Cody for besmirching your name? Yes. What are you going to do about it? Eventually become an earwolf engineer and usurp his throne? We're all aspiring engineers.

We have Cody. We have fake Brett Brad. And we have the guy who knows engineering most of all. Beau. Yeah, I remembered your name. It's like the exact opposite of what I wanted this podcast to do.

We've somehow created more engineers. And we've created a world where they're fused into one super powerful engineer. Wow. Okay. Can you guys leave the stage together? Yeah, sure. Thank you. Because I'm sure it's a given that you guys have to be friends now.

I'm sure you understand that. Okay, so we're shuffling off stage. Okay. We're meeting a lot of different nerds tonight, Hayes. That was really nice and we're creating... One was fine. One was fine.

Let's get some more nerds. Okay. This nerd and this... Both of them. Yes. Are you guys friends? Oh, good. Maybe later. Maybe later.

Maybe later. Again, we're waiting until... The microphone... Let me explain the microphone to... Brett, and please, Brett, you listen to this too. It's a... Microphone's a mouth machine. It's like a sound exploder. And so when you use the mouth without the machine,

it's like a mouse version of you that's so quiet. But with that microphone actually there, it's like the big elephant. So now you understand. So now using the microphone, what's your nerd power? I'm great at LARPing.

Okay. And what's your name also? Josh. Okay. Josh LARP. And what's your name also? Josh. Okay. Josh Larp. And you? Katie. Katie. I would, out of this context, probably argue podcast festivals. But in this context.

Very long so far. Sorry. Board games. Is there a shorter version? Board games. Board game nerd. Yeah. Did you listen to that Wolf Pop show with Rich Summer?

Which one? Real board game nerd here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just played them. I don't listen to it. Sorry, just to back up quickly for people who don't know, LARPing is this sort of dish.

It's like ground meat. Yeah. And it's got citrus and a little bit of heat. Spicy, but I love it. You eat it in the lettuce cups or whatever. I love spice. Sam, are you leaving? Okay, Engineer Sam, you too, up here.

Good Engineer Sam up here. Oh, it's not Rana and Beverly so I'll take my time Take your That was a good burn Okay good Say hi to these people Hey Sam I should have really let you sat

No it's okay So what is it that you like Josh about this spicy food Oh it's delicious. Okay. That was rude. So what is it that you like, Josh, about this spicy food? Oh, it's delicious. You like a lot of spice. Oh, yeah. I'm all about spice. It's so hot.

Do you know about sriracha? Oh, it's... You can put it on your food, and it just makes it come alive. Yeah. I put all the peppers on. I say, put all the peppers on. I put everything. This is...

Yeah. I pour everything. Yes. I pour everything I can find on. I put everything. I pour everything. Yes. I pour everything I can find on top of the food. That's how I eat it. Yeah. I'm bold. I'm adventurous. I'm unique. I'm strong.

I'm just a normal guy. But I'm interesting. I'm cool. I'm funny. I'm smart. I'm just a normal guy. But I'm interesting. I'm cool. I'm funny. I'm smart. I'm nice. And I put everything on it. What's your name again?

Josh. Thank you. Okay. And then Katie. Yes. Without giving me the context for it. Sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. What do you think about Sriracha? I'm not super pro. I started without the mic. I don't love it. Not super pro. No. Why take that stand?

Yeah, what's the thinking behind that? You know that we are Spice Guys. Is it... Ooh, are Spice Guys. Is it... Ooh, the Spice Guys. Is it to start some sort of Spice No Spice podcast with us? Because it is. I think that could actually be really good.

Yes. Sam has been begging us to do a spin-off where we talk about spice. You can talk about spice and I can talk about non-spiced condiments. But we'd mostly be talking. I think it would top the chart. Because they know we've done this show. People are going to be listening for us.

No offense. It's not going to be like you're very fortunate to be involved in this at all. Right. Sorry. I mean, you know, I'm not saying anything we don't know. I hope I'm not speaking out of turn. But it's going to be our thing mostly. Of course. Hayes, you're being really nice about it. Of course. It can be a roast

against non-spice condiments. Again, that's sort of making it about your non-spice thing. It's going to be mostly the spicy kids. It's going to be about the spice, and probably what will happen is there will be a segment where we bring in a counterpoint, and then we just shred you. We just

destroy you. And people at home shred you. We just destroy you. And people at home are like, yes! She's getting hers at last! Because the spice guys, or what did we call us? The spicy guys. The spicy guys cannot be contained. So this is a good podcast idea. So you've earned your oxygen, as my friend Cody would say.

Thanks. Sam, I can't say the same for you. Tell me why you got up to get water when we were trying to do a show. Both mics. I thought it was a good point in the show that no one would notice. Yeah, that is actually very hurtful to Katie, Sam. Katie was on stage. I didn't know.

I didn't mean it in a negative. You saw Katie get up, and you said, oh, sippy time, right? Oh, yeah. He was like, oh, okay, yeah. This is like the bathroom break part, you know? Right. It's like the high sparrow scene. Real honest answer, I was trying to be rando.

I thought it would be like a fun. I'm realizing you have secret tattoos as well as you talk about. You know about that. Yeah, it's come up many times. Sam and me. Sam and me. He's trying to get this. How's your brand going?

Oh, my dad brand. Your brand is being a sort of unconventional dad? Yeah. Spectacular. Okay. I've been getting likes and shares. Wow. Uh-huh.

Prayers. One like equals one prayer. So I've been getting a lot. I've been doing... Internet has been good. You're getting good service. In and out. That's big for you. Yeah.

I remember with your old brand, you were always like, the Wi-Fi is really glitchy. Constant buffering. Kicking in and out. Accolades have been good. Are you feeling like you should be done? I mean, I just...

I'm just asking. Well... Okay, bye, Sam. And that makes me get up. When I hear that noise, I just get up. Okay, Sam is gone. Thank you. Thank you.

Josh. What do we do with Josh? He sort of launched the spicy food thing. That's a good function for him. Yeah. I could co-host that show. Right. It's getting crowded.

Yeah, we have like a whole thing going. Right. Right It's getting crowded Yeah Yeah We have like a whole thing going Right Right I'm sort of wondering About the whole thing Now I honestly think

The unspectacular dad Would make a fantastic podcast The woo dad? Unspectacular dad No He's unconventional Unconventional dad He's not unspectacular That's my friend Katie Honestly Woo dad? Unspectacular dad? No, he's unconventional. Unconventional dad. He's not unspectacular.

That's my friend, Katie, honestly. That's my friend. It's okay when I tease him, he's one of my friends. I'm sorry. He's like, I understand you look at him and you'd be like, if not unspectacular, definitely not spectacular. I get where you're coming from, but honestly, at the end of the day, that is my friend.

Right. I understand why you'd look at him and go, no way he spreads with haze. Yeah, so maybe we can have a fun time talking a little business about him behind the scenes, but that is my friend. And so I'm going to invite you to jump off the stage face first. Thank you.

In a nice way. In a nice way. In a nice way. Thank you. In a nice way. In a nice way. In a nice way. Thank you. And Josh, your fortunes are sort of wed with Katie's, unfortunately, so you are going to have to commit suicide off the front of the stage as well. Thank you. Thank you, Josh.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Applause getting a little more tepid as we go. Let's really juice it up here. Yes. Nerd. Okay.

Yes. Nerd. Nerd. Brewing nerds. Okay. Leaving the seat for her friend. That's nice. Yes.

Okay. You can both sit back to back. That's really good. Okay. Can I just say how great it is that we have women nerds now? Yes. Okay. You can both sit back to back. That's really good. Okay. Can I just say how great it is that we have women nerds now? Yes. Finally.

And you guys, that's you guys can talk about that now. Yes. We like women nerds. Okay. I'm a woman nerd too. Is this mic working? No.

I think, can I just say that I think it's really not that cool that when a woman nerd is taking the mic that the mic is shut off. That the sound engineer forcibly shuts it down. Yes. Almost as if he wants nerdism to be only the man's domain. And that feels like Engineer Brett to me. I just want to say, since we have established

that he's the head of this kind of cabal of engineers, that when he sees a female nerd, he gets very threatened. I'm used to it. Yeah. Yeah, but it didn't happen to you. It happened to the other one. Okay. Say your nerd specialty.

Science. Okay. Science. Books made into movies and movies made into books. Books made into movies and movies made into books. Books made into movies and movies made into books. Wow. What are some of your favorite movies that got made into books? Grease.

Grease. Our beloved movie, Grease. Good one. Big one for me. I've got a copy. Of which? The movie or the book? I've got a copy of which the movie or the book of the book

that was made out of the movie okay and you want us to sign it or something am I to understand that you only like the second version of the thing like you like the movie that came from the book or the book that came from the movie but you don't like both the movie and the book, do you?

No. Ugh. Can I just say, to the first nerd, I'm so sorry about your nerd specialty that I've forgotten yours. Can you say it again? Science. Science.

Science. Huge one for me. Yeah. That's so big for me. I love thinking about it. Let's talk about a specific science. That could be really great. Yeah, let's get a little more specific, like space science.

Yes, but not that one. No, no. What about planets? Planets. Yes. That could be really great. I love, yes, they're so huge. Yes.

Okay, so let's dig into this a little bit, because we do like to nerd out about science as well. So planets, they have this interesting ability to gravity sometimes. Sometimes. And other planets are in circles, going in circles. A lot of them. Right? It's true. Most of them.

And so where are we going with this? What's the next step? Oof. It's a big question, right? I don't know. Half the time it's just basically the planet is a star. Right.

No, really? Look at it. And you can contribute to this too. I mean like you're a science nerd and again i'm wondering about all these different nerds because here we are like really wanted to dig in on planet science and instead we just feel like just an endless parade of fake gamer girls yeah i saw that yawn sam i saw that yawn i just want you to know i saw that um sometimes they go in ellipses um sometimes they go on the lipses? Like a kiss? It's not that kind.

I'm sorry. That's not the purpose of this show. Yeah. Sometimes they go on the lipses. Thank you. Let's talk about the movie's books. I never thought I'd be saying this, but let's talk about the movie books yeah never thought I'd be saying this but let's talk about the movies books

and this does happen people come up and be like let's talk about science and then it becomes about kissing so fast I know and I should be more prepared for it no because it's like I actually am passionate about science I am just here to talk about science.

I'm not here. There will be. I saw that yawn too, Sam. Sam. And when Sam yawns, this is official, he's yawning at himself, not at us. Bored people are boring people, Sam. There will be no kissing after the show. I just want to.

I did not think this was going to be something that I would have to talk about. No combination of anybody. Sean and I are not going to be kissing that I would have to talk about. No combination of anybody. Sean and I are not going to be kissing. Hayes, you know, obviously... Do people want that? I mean, I don't like... He's... Let's talk about it, Hayes. It's not even something I would ever think about.

Let's talk about it. You have big, delicious lips, and a lot of times, people take that as an invitation right and it's time to finally say like just because this guy dresses a certain way with his lips exposed and he doesn't wear the ski mask all the time yeah doesn't necessarily mean that he's asking you to engage him in a kissy way yes would. Would he be great at it? Yeah, he's great at it. Yes.

That might not be for you that I dress like this. Maybe it's for somebody else in my life. Maybe it's for himself. Maybe he just feels good when he looks and that's what he sees. Right. So, yeah.

The kissing. I can't even. Thank you, guys. Well, yeah, the kissing. I can't even. Thank you, guys. Well, okay. Thank you. Can we get your names? That's okay. The show is feeling like what to you now? I got in a very uncomfortable place with the kissing discussion

where I thought about kissing and it made me actually want to kiss. And so now I'm wishing I could take it back. Right. You know? I just don't want to say like no kissing at all. You know? Sure, if it comes up. But it's going to be on your terms.

Yes. Yes. Or whoever's. How about some questions? How about we take some nerdy, like, questions from nerds? Oh, imagine a nerd asked us a question. Yes. So let's get a nerd up here who wants to ask us a question.

Because it's not all about you. You're not. And we promise to be honest. People are not listening to the show to hear you guys do your whole thing. Yeah, obviously we want to talk to real people, but we don't want too much to come from them. Right. Okay, yes, this guy right here.

He had another nerd plan, but now I guess he has a different question plan. This guy. Do I get up on the stage and ask? Just standing on the floor is good. Picking the mic up off from the floor position, that's great. Is this on?

It sounds, yeah. Okay, my question is for Sean and Hayes. He scored pretty big with that. I should just cut out right here. It's a timing thing. I mean, it's our show, so those laughs are basically for us. So if nerds...

I just want to make clear, you would not be getting any of these laughs if we didn't have this structure for you to get them in. Thank you for Sean and Ace. You know, like, feel only so good because it's not really your... So do I ask my question now or do you keep going? Yeah, I mean, if you want to take over the whole show.

People seem to love your shit, so... So if nerds is cool... We've never heard a question phrased like this before. I think this is new and original content. If nerds is cool and sports is cool because nerds dress nice and smell good, then who, and if nature abhors a vacuum, then who's new nerds? You're awesome, buddy.

I'm sorry. And that's the way it goes in a lot of these times. And it's what you'll find is the sort of broken syntax thing. It doesn't track. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost not even something that if you were trying to imitate hosts of a show, maybe even the hosts had backed off that one.

You wouldn't like that, I know. So I'm all alone up here. Yeah, yeah. Look, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy. No, no, come back, come back, come back, come back. A hundred and, you back, come back, come back, come back. You've got up here 160, 70-something episodes, and only like 40 are bad.

41. 41. You had what? You had like 10 seconds of like really like doing great, like really good stuff. And then you watch how it happens. Like you see. Yeah, you see how you can lose these people really quickly.

So it's pretty amazing what we've done over our careers, right? Wouldn't you agree? Thank you. Okay. Next question, please. Josh wants a little more attention. Okay. Come on up.

He wants another crack at it. Okay, Josh. I like not having to learn another name. Okay, okay, Josh. Okay. All right. Right? It's Josh again, right?

Okay, Josh. Okay. I see what you're working with. He was up on stage before and is now doing a question. I can roll with this. I can dig it. We are getting

the big Josh question. And it's Josh from before. Double dip it. You double dip the chip, Josh. If you remember. Coming at you with the Josh. Don't use the

same side you bit the first time. You know what I mean? When you dip it twice, when you're dipping again. Go ahead. Go, Josh. Go ahead. Now, now. What are you guys nerds about? Wow. Thank you. I've always about? Wow. Thank you.

I've always wanted this question. Thank you. Oh, wait, wait, wait. That's a really good question. I'm actually only asking one of you, and you guys have to figure out which one it is. Okay. Oh, see?

You see how it goes again. The audience doesn't like that as much. They want to hear from both of us, and this is another great lesson. I love how much we're getting this lesson, how hard it is to be as sustainably good and doing well as the two of us are. And if you'll notice,

let's say we've been doing this podcast for 45 minutes. The first 20 were pretty strong. And so you see on a very small scale how this can happen. Now, what am I a nerd about? That's your question? Terrible question. Life.

Yeah. Can I just? Can I just? Life, Josh. Mine is a little different. Sean and I are not really the same in a lot of ways. I'm more of a nerd for experience. Ah.

And I would say I'm more of a nerd for experience. And I would say I'm a nerd for getting out there. Amen. Amen. Thank you, Josh. Okay, we take nine more. We can take nine

more. Yes, and it's bow again. Oh, no, Bo. That was so quiet. Oh, Bo. Let's hear it for Bo. Come on. You were one of my favorites, Bo. Oh, thanks.

I gotta say from the first round of people we talked to. Yeah, don't let that lack of applause. Just don't even sit and dwell on it. Forget it. Move on. We're not talking about it anymore. They didn't clap when they heard it was you again.

It doesn't matter. It's behind you, Bo Hayes. Tell him. Use it, Bo. Honestly, use this. Use it. Okay. Take this out in the world and think about this and be like, and turn it back on the

rest of the world. Okay. Don't clap for them anymore. That fire inside you, that anger you felt when nobody clapped and that shame. Yes. Take that and just be twice as good with your question. Yes. And actually use that right now for this question.

And I actually think your question should be to the audience. Why didn't you clap for me? Oh, yeah. Beau. Beau, I can see that you're scared, but... I have another question, though. Okay. Okay. It's got to be really good to be better than what Hayes said.

Okay, okay. Brett, was that no don't even bother sending the resume? Or, uh... Oh, Bo. Bo. Send it and you'll get back to me. Oh, an invitation for Brett to slowly lope his way up onto the stage.

Come on, Brett. Come on. Give him a job, Brett. You know, what are we doing here? The kid wants a job. Just give him a job. What's your greatest weakness? Name three of them.

Yeah, three. I love too much. Okay, but seriously. Blink when you're talking to me. Staring. Staring like... My greatest weakness is nervousness.

That always is great when you're in the room with Scott Aukerman. Just in front of large crowds. Andrew T. really loves a good nervous engineer. Yeah, Andrew T. is really going to respond well to that. Guy can smell fear.

Not being able to think of a second thing. Strengths. It must be because he has too many strengths. How about one strength this time? Pro Tools certified. What was that? I didn't hear. You said Pro Tools certified. Wait, you got Pro Tools certification?

Yeah. Oh my god. That doesn't mean anything. You don't have ProTool certification. No. Brett, I've never heard anything about you having ProTool certification. You've never brought that up in my life. Brett, you don't even know that ProTool certified is real?

You're a lead engineer. You don't know anything about ProTool certified? That's never come up, Brett. That's just a screenshot up on my screen. I ask you constantly whether you're Pro Tools certified, and you've always dodged it, and now I think I know why. Brett, how was your weekend? What's going on? Are you Pro Tools certified?

This is our conversations. And you showed me the Manila folder that your Pro Tools certification was in, and you promised me it was in there that you didn't even have to open it. Yeah, you put it in front of me. You said, go ahead and open it if you don't trust me, but I don't know why you would. It's in there. Right.

To be honest, that school was a waste of money. What? Wait, you went to Pro Tools school? I went to the Conservatory of Recording Arts in Arizona. Brett. Brett. Brett. Where did you go to go to Pro 2 school?

Yeah. I learned on the streets, man. That's the way to do it. Yeah. Brett, I'm starting to put together that you had a mic in your hands earlier and didn't know how to get it to turn off. And now I know that you didn't go to pro-tool school.

You aren't pro-tool certified. Let's just get it out there. I already admitted that. I think, Brett. What do you want from me? This is what I want. I'm telling you. I just said I think.

I'm obviously about to tell you what I want. Okay. When we go back to Los Angeles, you have to stay here. I just said I think. I'm obviously about to tell you what I want. Okay. When we go back to Los Angeles, you have to stay here. I'm sorry. Disneyland? You're going to be the Anaheim engineer. Yeah. And if anything like this comes up

again, we'll have boots on the ground. Disneyland. I'm sorry. You have to stay in the hotel. I'm sorry. That's just how it has to be. You have to stay here. This is nicer than Earwolf so far. Oh, Brett. Give me a break. Okay, so let's do one final thing for the show.

Yeah. And let's say goodbye to Brett and Bo again. Thank you guys. Bye, bro. Leave the mic, Brett. We love getting notes. Just like notes on this show, I think, would be great. It's such a great part of the process

to kind of get input from other people, and you can go, like, oh, I guess you didn't get it. So just, like, stuff we could do better in terms of, like, preparedness. Like, any number. Great, yes. Come on up. Allie, yes.

A lot of, like... A lot of repeat guests. Thank you for... Hello. There we go. Thank you for remembering my name. And I was just thinking that maybe you could trust your guest a little bit more. That they might actually know what they're talking about. And that way you could engage in real conversation with them.

It's just a thought that perhaps sarcastic saying that's not true doesn't get you anywhere. Right. Okay. I guess we'll start with you because you were a guest. That's correct. So I guess we could start with you.

Yeah. What have you written in terms of a big movie? I did not write a big movie, but I wrote... Oh, wow. That's really interesting. Hold on. Hold on. Okay, I can't wait to hear what the follow-up is going to be.

A TV show must be right on the deal. This is going to be real great for you guys. I wrote a 20-minute solo performance for my thesis in theater. Okay. A lot of people bragging about school up here just saying to me my response because a lot of these notes are like sort of back and forth

absolutely I understand it's important to really deconstruct because I remember you from before when you were up here. I really do. You talk about having to trust your guests. My response to that would be, yes, but you are a liar and a fake gamer girl.

You're saying I should trust a total liar. Just curious, what would make a real gamer girl? Does that exist to you? I mean, I don't play games, so I don't know. I'm not into games. I just shoot people straight.

You know what I mean? I'm so not into games. I'm so over all these games everybody's playing. Yeah. Virtual reality as if. Oh, gosh. Real reality. Anyway, our rule up here, I Virtual reality as if. Oh, gosh. Real reality. Anyway, our rule up here,

I don't know if you know, is we don't want liars giving us notes. I'm sorry. We just can't have it. It would destroy the whole process. And so we do have a no liar policy. And so if we could just give the mic to someone else who's maybe a non-liar

who's up here. If we do have any non-liars. Oh, Drew, yes! Drew's back. Yes. You didn't even talk to him. Yes, he was in the beginning, liar. Yeah, he said yeah like three times. We did talk to him.

We have talked to him. More lies. I remember a slot machine screenshot that's on his shirt. Synthwave Grandpa. Yes. My note is maybe don't annex an audience member to the other side of the auditorium away from the person he's here with

who is sad. Oh, no. Drew. Drew. You had to watch the show without your friend. Oh, my God, Drew. Oh, and all you got was to be a big part of the show that you like. Oh, no.

It's true. I know. It's terrible. Oh, Drew, so you leaned over and you were like, I'm loving this. And there was nobody there. True. True. I mean, you guys, I had to sit with Brett.

Drew, you raised your hand for a fist bump and there was nobody to bump you. Oh, True. Who's your friend? It's my wife, Courtney. Wait, you said that she was your friend? No, you said that. I said that you separated me from the person I came here with.

He said the person you came to watch the show with. Can we ask your wife if he's telling the truth, please? Okay. So that we know there's no liars. And Courtney, to me, you're more than just his wife. Just me personally. You're an actual real person who has your own life

that's not just Drew's wife. I can't really speak for Drew. It seems like when he sees you, he's like, this is my wife and that's all she is. But to me, you're like Courtney, you know what I mean? Yeah, Courtney, like a real person. And can I say this for Drew's sake? I hope that skull sweater you're wearing is for Halloween.

I hope it's just a seasonal thing and that this is not what you're putting out as this is who you are as freaking skulls. That's a freaking face without any skin on it. Yeah. It's for inside head. It is. It's for inside head. The skin's there to actually keep us

from looking as scary as skulls do. Drew, I think it could be really nice if we did like sort of like a reality show where we reunite people with their wives. Would that be kind of interesting? And so let's do that now. And let's say, Drew, this is Courtney and she's your wife and you get to go over.

Oh my God, thank you. And no kissing, please. No. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Thank you. And I'm watching. I'm watching, I'm. And I'm watching. I'm watching.

I'm watching. I'm watching. And no kissing. We're still watching and don't. Okay. Okay. Yes. Another repeat guest.

I think it'd be better if you guys. This is the movies books person. What was your name? Keely. Keely. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Okay. Do I have anything on that? Keely. Do I have anything for this? How about I'll Keely over with this bad note. No, I didn't have anything. Go ahead. Notes.

And really give it to us. You can really give it to us. Anything. I just think that it would be so much better if you guys were not so smart and funny and nice and it it's intimidating you can let it out honestly keely you can let it out it's so intimidating for yeah people yeah in the crowd i know it's hard i know it's emotional Keeley, honestly, it's really hard for me too. It's emotional. Keeley, I love hearing this because being really funny, it's hard.

It's like you go out there every day and people are like so scared. They're so scared of you. I can imagine. I just want to crawl under the stage right now. I know. I know. And I want to go there with you, but then you're going to crawl somewhere else, Keely. You know what I mean?

You're going to crawl away, aren't you, when I go under there, because I'm so funny and smart. I know. Hayes, can we talk about somebody over here started, I think, playing another podcast out loud on their phone? Oh, okay.

Like they misunderstood the idea of podcast festival. Okay, okay. Okay, you can misunderstood the idea of podcast festival. Okay. Okay. Okay. You can do that on stage. You can come up. Please just tell us what happened. Just tell us what we heard.

Yes. Hi. Okay. So what happened was we heard another podcast playing in the audience of ours. You're inside a podcast now and you played a different podcast.

It was Siri. I accidentally leaned on it just right and she wanted me to say something to her. That's all. I would never listen to another podcast. Ever. Even when I'm not here. Do we check out her podcast app?

Pull up the app. Please see your podcast app. Pull up the app. Please show me your podcast app. Let's get one other question while she's pulling up the app. Yes. And it me your podcast. Let's get one other question while she's pulling up the app. Yes. And it's Cody again. New Cody, not old Cody.

Most podcasts are too short. I think this podcast should be longer. Like, I actually think that it should be longer. Well, I would agree with you except okay i'm seeing a lot of podcasts on this phone i'm seeing my favorite murder yeah that one's really taken off uh oh god it's just like never ending is your shirt my favorite murder sure wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait there are two sections on here they're subscribed ah and i was going to predict this i'm so mad at

myself i thought she probably selected a few random episodes maybe it's like when there's a guest i like yeah and then and then other podcasts like a my favorite murderer it's this one's automatic i gotta have them all under subscribed I'm seeing my favorite murder something called mad radio, which makes me think that you're in that magazine. Yeah, you love mad magazine. It's actually pretty. Yeah, I actually respect that like buried with children or something is like they describe the panels comedy bang bang.

Great good legendary show podcast. panels comedy bang bang great good legendary show podcast that launched a thousand podcast some kind of indoor cycle instructor seems dangerous how did this get made awesome and under not subscribed Hollywood handbook and beautiful anonymous, though we're in good company. Yeah, okay, that's okay. Okay, thank you. Cody, what was your question again? Oh, that our podcast should be

long. Yes, how long is we're just gonna be here. Everyone leaves. Yeah. One time I saw a Metallica show and they were okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, just trying to outlast the audience. One more. Okay, it's

Aryan has a note. Okay, wait, who said that Drew? Get up here. has a note. Okay. Wait, who said that? Drew, get up here. What did you just say? I said you can assume there's only six people in the audience. Because you keep coming up so much,

right? Me and others, yeah. So who's the problem here? In reality, and you're going to help us with this, so hold out the mic. You're going to hold out the mic to the audience in a second. There's actually 6,000 people here! Wow. Thank you.

Thank you, Drew. Okay. Arian. Arian. Really, Arian, please make this about the show, okay? drew okay arian arian okay really arian please make this about the show or okay yeah none

of this other stuff not about lenny reifenstahl okay okay go ahead so women is funny now how you don't have more female guests like dough boys okay wow

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