Hollywood Handbook - O'Shea Jackson Jr., Our Close Friend

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

The Boys enlist O'SHEA JACKSON JR. to help them with a power play. Catch Idiots in theaters starting August 28th!   Get a Hat Pack Hat here! Check out Sean and Hayes’s bonus shows at Patreon.com/HollywoodHandbook Listen and watch on the iHeartRadio App!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcast. The film is idiots. It comes out August 28th. Directed and written by Macon Blair. That sounds like it could be about us. We used to, you know, we used to. No, we got a little slowly up the show. We used to cut up a little bit.

We used to go for Emma. I mean, it's more of a professional operation now. Yeah. But like, I hear idiots and I go, oh, God, are they talking about us? Right. And, you know, you should. I want everybody to feel like, I know a few idiots in my day. Yeah.

And it's nice, too, if you feel like you see yourself up on screen. I mean, that's part of what we're doing. Yeah. Like, we sort of like reflect back. That voice you're hearing is O'Shea Jackson Jr. Star of the film. We'll put, I see you looking at this. We will.

This is like a green screen. But I remember, I remember that movie. Lucky number 11. Yeah. This is just for. They're not saying seven. I know they're not saying seven. Yeah.

No. Yeah. But it got people talking. Yeah. No, we green screen out this film will put your DVD art in. Oh, man, you should have told me. I got them in the car. You got the DVDs in the car?

You sell the DVDs out of your car? Oh, wow. Shout out to Etsy. Wow. They hit this up with like VHS boxes of the movie. Wow. Yeah, bro. I mean, I'll have Chloe run to my car and grab it. I mean, that.

It'll say it would actually be. That might be a problem for our, because they, like, it's their technology. And that's how they license the technology to eye heart. They just flex on you. I think it makes them feel like they're justifying their job a little bit to be able to green screen. Hey, I love taking money for people. You don't got to justify my job. They have not been able to remove Stanley Tucci.

So if there's a way to. So it'll look like Tucci's in idiots, which is never a bad thing. Yeah, he should be in more things. Oh, absolutely. Okay. So you're good with that. And like, and we just say, what was it like working with Stanley Tucci on Idiot.

Bro, Stan, first of all, I always spoke to him about his role in EasyA, which I think is underrated. Yes. The parents in EasyA are the X factor of that film. Those are the type of parents I want to be. It should have been just them, is my... I got so bored during the high school stuff and all that, which was, and no discredit to whatever, whoever's in it. But I was like, can we get back to the real movie, the parents? The parents are so chilling that movie.

Yeah. Tucci gang. Yeah. Tucci gang. Tucci gang. That's Adam. Corner Adam. It's good.

Adam puts up corner three. He's like a three and D type guy. So he's Bruce Bowen. He's just kind of like camping out there. He's like, yes. Steve Novak. That's right. Danny Green.

Yeah. Yeah. God, I'm sorry. Back, back. Back, back. One, two, three. Let's go. Sorry. Okay, take your time

We You're fine Remind me why we're doing this So yeah To me Can you just remind me Like why we have put in 15 fucking years

Of this show To Be treated Like dog shit It's it I don't Not necessarily We're not getting treated like dog shit

Some shows Sorry, I'm so glad you're here for this Some shows Happy to have you here And I'm so sorry that it happens As we are Kind of learning something about our show And the value of our show

Right Just how we're viewed Through the eyes of some of our partners And I think we had some assumptions That I think they saw us as Human beings Who deserved like dignity

Okay And we're finding out, oh, no, that's not what we are to them. You've been in this business a long time. Yeah, I guess it is dog. You know, like, you know. It is a business, right? But they can trick you every once in a while to think like, oh, we actually care about you. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, you're always, first of all, everyone you meet, everybody's perfect on the first day. When you really get going, you start to see the trickle. You get the best version of people a lot when you first meet them, don't you? man, we love you guys. Yeah, the numbers are great. Next thing you know, Apple cancels swagger. And that's exactly the kind of thing that happens, though. And by the way, they got to bring that back.

Yeah, you want to talk about treated like dog shit. At least dog shit gets picked up. Wow. It's true. You have to. Legally, you have to pick it up. Yeah. Not swagger.

Or you pay a hefty fine for not picking it up, which I guess is like a penalty. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody pays for not picking us up. So this is Iheart radio. This? That's where we are right now. This building actually is part of their operation. Yeah.

And that's the network that we're on. Biggest network in the world. Right. I was going to say, they're like evil empire a little bit. Massive. They're actually... Eye heart. What they told us was that they're an empire, but not evil. that they're actually

a really sweet empire and what we're finding is they have made a deal with some shows on this network with Hulu and Disney I was about to say I've worked for ESPN that's the people empire

you want to be a yeah yes both those companies actually told me that they said last I checked Monopoly is a pretty fun game Yeah, you know You know what I mean? Solid And the whole point is to get all the money Yeah

You play long enough Yeah And those shows include A bunch of different shows That I'll just get right to it Like we were not asked to participate In this deal with Hulu and Disney Plus That is putting video podcast

You see we got the equipment Right We're packing They are filming it But I don't know why Because I guess for a lot of the other shows some of which, and I say this with kindness, aren't even that good.

Yeah. Have become television shows. And they've actually told us that they know that. They know it's not good. And they're like, we wish we were doing what you were. But they're making those into television shows. Do you want to hear what some of these shows are?

Yeah. You're not going to believe this. Okay. Hey Jonas, number one. Oh, the Jonas's? With the Jonas's. Mm-hmm. Yes.

Disney, bro. I know. Come on, no. But like, but like, but righting's on a chance, you know what that means.

In Hollywood, they hired the same 20 people. Robert Downey Jr. is the best villain and hero. And the Jonases are three of them?

Three at 20? There's 17 spots left. I know I'm not. That seems wrong. I, Pod meets world. Ooh, Disney's really running the table.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You see it all. They got, they got, shout off of it's a pangue. I'm not necessarily connecting. There's no new ideas in Hollywood.

And at Disney, it's literally they're like, it's the exact same idea they had before. Who's our guys? But what about this? Stradio Lab. I don't know who's in that. Oh, wait to hear about this. Wait to hear about radio. Because you know what they do?

This guy's Jordan, Sam. And I like those guys. I'm friends with those guys. Oh, I'm friends with the guys. They're nice guys. You know what they sometimes call the show? Stradio Lab out of Compton. And they say that they came up with that.

Wow. They say that that's theirs. That the straight part is based on, yeah, straight out of Compton. And it's from the movie and that the movie got stolen from them. Yes. That's a, that's a cease and desist coming pretty soon. I'm not telling you to take legal action, but I am saying it might be good for them, actually, to find out where the boundaries are. Yeah, like, I, I'm not tripping, you know, I'm nice cute.

You're fine. But the other one, he's a, he's not. It can be a challenging personality, you know? Yeah, real, um, commands the rule. A lot of presents. Yeah. Yeah. He gives you a lot of presents.

Yeah. I mean, not as much anymore because now I got a career and stuff. And it's like, you got to get up the house. Right. That's my car. But, like, you know, we found a middle ground. Yeah. What was the middle?

Go ahead. With the car. Yeah. What was the middle ground? What was the middle ground when it came to the- giving the car back? It was more of a like, how long are you planning on driving the Corvette? it's like but you gave it to me to do uh canobi and then it was like canobie's over

yeah okay so the middle ground it sounds like was you returning the car and not using it yeah but full tank full tank you gave it back with a full tank okay yeah that's a it's a nice gesture that is a nice gesture you know that was nice of you it sounds even less like a middle ground to me than giving it back with like a third of the tank yeah you guys you guys Does he charge, like, a higher rate than you would get in the station for? No, no, no. He's still a loving father. It's just like, I don't know how you guys are into, like, you know, astrology and stuff.

He's a Gemini. Oh, you're about to find out. He's a Gemini. So, like, some days, he's one twin. And twins. Yeah. And they, if they're doing that, uh, whatever you said out of Compton. Yes.

He's got some Stradio Lab out of Compton. And I do think that just. To say it, like, as I said, sometimes when two nice boys, which they are. Sam and Jordan. Sam and George. George. George. George.

Yeah, Georgetown. When they are acting out and doing this bad stuff, but I think they know is bad, they actually wants someone to come in, a parental figure. Yeah. At Ice Cube. You want to get caught. To come in and say, hey, no more of that. And then they go, no, I know where the line is.

Otherwise, it's scary. Yeah. I'm sure he'll hand him a no more of that. I said no more. Yeah. You know? He will. They'll be given the podcast back with a full tank of gas.

Absolutely. And get this. Guess what else? Thanks, Dad, with Ego Wodom. Which, did we just talk about dads and dad relationships? They're covering dads more than we are? No. I don't think so.

I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't know. On the show. They don't even mention it. It's a fake dad show. Okay. And we just casually tore off five hot minutes.

It's about dads. Because we touch everything. It's almost like we're being punished for being a free-flowing conversation that occasionally touches on mature subjects. Yeah. We actually are willing to go there on anything. Dads. CGI. Movies.

Cars. Yeah. Other podcasts. And it's like there's no limit. And I think that in some ways, IHR is going, we don't even understand what this is. What do we have here? But then not speaking about dads, it's crazy.

It's like a guy Fieri, he had a drive-ins diners and dives. Never did one drive-in. Not one. Not a single drive-in. Yeah. So there was dives. Yeah, there was. And there was diners.

There was all diners. He didn't drive in ever. Never one driving. Yeah. What a. Fraud. He literally got out of his car for every single episode of that show. That's exactly like, thanks, dad.

Wow. And I'm seeing that there's more overlap between Ego and Guy Fieri than first meets the eye. That's right. Ego. So what now, I guess, is my question. Like, I'm still here. I showed up today. Exactly.

That means something. I come to work. No, no, no, no. I fulfill my side of the contract. Let me just pet the microphone. They like a little pet. A little A-S-M-R. Yes.

It feels nice to them to know that they're getting... You're doing great. This is about you. You're doing great. You hear that smooth molasses? That's what Shoe Jackson Jr. You're telling you, you're doing great. And if you could just do a little, like, rain on the...

Yeah, they really like that. They need to... So the truth about them is they got to go to sleep. Everyone needs to sleep. They got, they, they haven't quite gotten their sillies out today. Yeah. Got to get the zoomies. Yes.

Yeah, you know, now you have to like run a horse a little bit before you put them back. That's right. That's kind of what they do by listening. And we, people will say, oh, like and subscribe. We go, like and subscribe. And also make sure you activate the sort of auto play next episode because a lot of our minutes are required by people falling asleep pretty early in the episode. And just it runs all night. From here.

Yeah. One of the other things that we try to keep it. So on obtrusive, right, you know. No big noises, there's no scares. See, it's kind of, this is like, so my mom is heavy in the big brother, like, since my whole lot, she's really in the big brother. And a lot of the live feeds are whispering,

because they're playing the game. And then someone walks in and it's like nothing, we're not tired, and they go right back. And like, how do you watch that when you go to sleep? You gotta be getting scared. Oh, yeah. Every two minutes. So much worse.

my mother. Your mother must think just from her dreams that she's conspiring other people in the house. Her espionage. Forming alliances. 100%. 100%. You just got back

from meeting with the I-heart team about this. I was not... Just a conversation. I was not in a place where I could have that me. I could show up here.

That's smart. For their sake and mine. The healthiest thing for Hayes and certainly for them was to have a little distance at this point. And you got to know to take yourself out the game. You got to know to take yourself out of the road myself. When you're disregulated

when you're activated, know it about yourself. I'm not in a headspace right now. You know what I'm doing while he's in that meeting? I'm lying on the scorers table. Yeah. You know what I mean? You don't want any conduct detrimental to the stay out of it. Absolutely.

And then what do they do? Throw a fucking soda. Soda. Soda on his face. Next thing you know, Stephen Jackson's falling. I'm running into the stands. Now he's in a different guy who's like,

no, no, no. I don't even drink soda. It wasn't me. Like the other dude pointing to the innocent man, insane. Now the Troy P. You also have to talk to the guy

you pointed at after. Yeah. Like you get. beat up and he's like you didn't have to point at me it's run artist he's 6-8 and that's me in this story

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I go into the I-Hard offices and they are toasting their success with Stradio Web. Wow. Right? I definitely, there was an open, empty bottle of champagne and scattered glasses. Very well. I did. I saw just, I saw just, just. Just George Dens' tail go around the corner as they were leaving just the back, just the very back of his.

His serpent-like. As he as they were guiding him to a different elevator bank. Oh. The nice one. That elevator. You got to see this elevator. Dude, I saw the elevator coming up. It's so jagged on the ceiling.

It's just tetanus. It only goes up. So that one is like, because it's. It's the success elevator. Yeah. It's a metaphor for their careers. Right. It just, it, it, it, it, it, it, yeah, they got taken up to the roof and then they get helicoptered to whatever the next, you know, celebration is.

Yeah. But I walked in, the executives were fucking hammered. Uh-huh. They were blitzed. They were euphoric. Yeah. A madman in there. And I, you know, I was a total professional.

Uh, I said, what I said was, look, I just want. to understand. Yeah. You know, I'm not angry. I'm not saying you did something wrong or I did something right. I'm saying, hey, you've come to a decision. There was a process that led to that decision. Can you explain to me that process? They pick me up by my feet, turn me upside down. Oh. That's a physical touch. Shook me all around the room. Oh my battery My Wallet fell out of my pocket

Just so haven't They explains the hundred bucks Oh my goodness They said you know I'll be taking this Right They said they said I don't think You deserve it

Based on what's been going on Over there at the studio with your show And they said And we have a message for Hayes Whoa Can't even say to your face exactly just because I'm not there yeah come on

they said tell him anytime any place he can get this exact same treatment and you don't want to give me any place yeah you definitely don't let me choose the time of day yeah I'll tell you right now give me a good dust I'm of course trying to explain

this to that let me say this not before I've had my coffee I'm going guys I mean I'm going guys just for you just for you I think you should put more restrictions on how Hayes has the conversation. Because actually I know he's been working a lot on he's been, he's scuba certified. Oh.

Oh yeah. And so he don't want to get that deep. He actually could pick a place that is very deep underwater. That's right. So difficult for them to do this. You know, they're not aquatic. They're not prepared for that. And also don't threaten me with a good time.

Thank you. All right? Because we could go then. You talk about their elevator going straight up. You got me and Willie Walker. my elevator's going left to right. Thank you. Thank you, Scuba.

Thank you, Scuba. Jacques Cousteau. Thank you. These are key terms. Yeah, my elevators are submersible. Do not get in. No. But yeah, it was, you know, overall, I would say it went pretty well.

Okay. Yeah. What is that part? That doesn't sound, yeah, I agree. It really doesn't sound like it went well. I do want to explain the $100. just so we get out in the open. Before we were recording,

O'Shea did mention that he had done a show earlier today with Jason Mewes, where he ended up getting $100 and showing it to us. And of course, we did bring $100 or we intended to. I said, well, let me get $100 from us. Then you'll go, oh, this show was just as good and experience, you know?

We're promoting the movie, but also we're promoting our show and you become a voice for us in the world, You got to go on this podcast. These guys, they give you $100 bucks. They're nice. You know, they're as cool as Jason Mews in a certain light. And instead, you know, what I have is I just go, look, I owe you.

And next time I see you. But it is in the pockets of the I heart brass. Yeah. So what do we, I mean, I'm so, you're here to promote the movie. I want to talk about the movie. Yeah. It's, it's you. It's Dave Frank.

Right. Stanley Tucci. It's coming out August 28. Stanley Tucci is your dad. There's a boy. Which makes it a sequel to Easy A if you think about it because he did have a black adopted son in that. Wow. Yeah.

We finally did it full circle. Yeah, we did. But we do have more to do, unfortunately. I know we did just. We did complete a circle. It feels like a great ending point. But we can maybe keep drawing. That's the Tucci circle.

Yes. Make a bigger circle. We're going through the seven rings of death. There's a rude boy in it, which I hear is what she did the song about. Right. Yeah. Yeah, Rihanna for sure. Yeah.

Based it all on Mason Thames's character that came out in a movie 15 years later. Wow. Yeah. But there's only, you know, there's only 20 ideas in the Hollywood. Right. I mean, like. One of them is a Jonas Brothers. Yeah.

One of them. Boy means world. Boy, McPod. Yeah, all three. All three. I get it. All three. You have to have Earth, Wind, and Fire.

But never water. Yeah, what is that? What is that? Can we talk about? We can do water. Who's water? That crew. Earth, wind, and fire.

Right? Earned the Wind and Fire. You never watch Captain Planet in your life. Who's going to put out, I mean, like, Earth, Wind and Fire, like, you kind of need water. You kind of need water. I think you're going to be pretty thirsty at the end of. of the Who was water?

What happened to water? That's a movie. What happened to water? What happened to water? And that's honestly water getting kicked out of the band. Yeah.

What happened to water? My last conversation with Georgetown because it's basically all champagne at this point. Of course. Sucker for the bubbly. He's like, I'm thirsty. Somebody get him a glass of water.

Yeah. He's like doing a pickup run at the gym. And he's got a squeeze bottle and it's Ferrari shampoo. Champaign. Ferrari branded, Ferrari brand champagne.

Oh, man. The kind of, and he says it makes him go faster. Like he won Monaco, you know. Sorry, I just got a, I got a text from my dad. Apparently water was my grandfather. Water. Oh my God, and your dad texted you that. And so he is listening to this just to make sure.

That was something I was curious about as well. He's listening to a water. There's a direct feed to him. Water. To Ice Cube. Ice Cube. Ice Cube. Ice Cube.

And so you are Ice Cube tray in that. Yeah. Hold it all together. Okay. Got it. Hold it all together. Wow. The sequel is I like to call myself.

Now, I really hesitate to do this, but who was your great grandfather then? Oh, time. Time. Of course. What comes before water? Of course. Well, time. Time makes water, water makes ice.

Of course. Cat Williams has a great joke. He's like, water is the only thing you know the recipe for it can't make. 100% right. I'm not going to try and think of another thing right now that I know the recipe for it can't make That's pretty good Given enough time

Time So Okay Damn it He got me Put the water Circle complete I guess I throw earth in there

Let's put that one over there Just even from the band And I want to talk about the movie Oh my God What What do we do? do. What is this conversation? We go in there again. Can you help me because I don't want that to happen again what happened this time? I'd love to, you know, take the success elevator up, but my

understanding is that it is now permanently stuck. They don't send it back down. On the roof level. I think Georgian and Sam specifically said they would not send it back down and they jammed something into the door. So, like, we get in there with the brass. They got our hundred bucks. Yeah. they they you know they they have not put our show on the platforms yeah i uh man number one the people who have had your back the entire time is the fandom that you created that's right oh my god we need to get merch we need to get uh people need to get billboards going it needs to be a phenomenon can i can i just mention something about the merch which is we did i go grab some um yes Why don't you go get some?

So we're going to show you the merch that we have, some preexisting merch. That's actually been great for us. And by the way, you might like you could take whatever you want, take all of it. It's going to be even better than the hundred bucks. But so we've got here, these are some hat-pack hats. And we would love to even debut a new color way. We have some, we have some black ones and some green ones. but great color combo

great color combo thank you that's a variant yeah that's a variant that's a variant yeah the initial one was a was a black hat so in terms of merch just as you suggest that as a way for us to kind of get out from under the iHeart situation in addition to not giving us a TV show as part of the negotiation

they did say that any new merch we create that they get a decent bite of and we don't have huge margins to begin with And it's really disincentifies us from making any more merch. Because we love drawing hats and like coming up with a new hat. I dream in hats. I dream in hats. I go to sleep.

ASMR in my ears and I'm just seeing the hats. And these like these work, you know, but could we do something, you know, what these could actually work for, if we wear these into I-Hart headquarters, the coloring, we will blend seamlessly against their chinos. So as we're crawling into the building And they look down and they go That's just my leg We will disappear against the chinos

You know I wonder if one of the Jonas is If we can sneak it on one of their heads They're like what is that Should we invest in that And then surprise Kevin is tall Okay I know that

So he's a certain dominance That like hats are gonna Like Oh not be You're not really getting all hat The bonus Jonas I believe that is Chris

I was gonna say Pramp. Okay, so it's either Chris or Pramp is the bonus Jonas.

It could just as easily be us. I mean, if none of us in this room know it. If we don't know and we show up

become the bonus Jonas Jonas. And they, the brothers, is it you? Is it O'Shae? I have a much nicer jacket.

See if your dad. Is your dad texting? Is your dad texting? Maybe it is you, you are the bonus Jonas? Mm-hmm.

Hold on. he just said who is this okay well that that that's understandable he texted you before he said your grandfather was water but now he's saying who is this yeah he doesn't want to give that information out but also like you know

it was like growing up with Dr. Seuss sometimes yeah you know up is down left is black you just never that's a hat that we what you're going to get we're bringing back those hats we're trying to do a cat in the hat Dr. Seuss type hat-pack hat you don't see a lot of those you know it's a little will you will see them very soon yeah notice you have a shitheads sticker on your phone which is what yeah

the movie the movie used to used to be called steeds now it's called idiots you know it's just called idiots yes yes it's hard to get the news to talk about shitheads and also apparently a lot of people frown upon shit being on a billboard and so it's like You know, what can you do? Netflix has a dude living in one. Right. We can't have shit. You can't have shit all about here.

That's obviously some sort of free labor, but we can't have shit. I'm so stuck on you talking about the news. Some of the scum they show me on the news. Right. Some of the stuff they will talk about. And they can't say shit. Everybody boo-boo. It's upside down.

Everybody, boo-boo. You can't say that on the news? No, that's crazy. And yet you can show me a whole speech by Nancy Pelosi. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Our priorities are upside down. What a country.

We lost our way. I guess this is probably why they won't put us on TV. She won't even wear the hat. Because we've sent the hat for her to wear during a speech. And she says the brim isn't flat enough. She'll only go flat breezy With the label on it Yeah

And we say well our version of that is keeping the structural Yeah You keep the little cardboard Yeah I'm going to get the structural cardboard in there It's crazy that you are against keeping structure Mm-hmm Uh-huh

Next thing you know Your laptop's missing And it's crazy It's one to one You know Man we're putting it all together I'm understanding more and more why we don't have a TV

show. Because we're not willing to stay silent about some of this stuff. Speak a little truth when people lose their lives. We go in there. Either both of us together are the bonus Jonas or potentially you are as well. A little Voltron action. I like it. Thank you. Yes.

Okay. I wasn't actually picturing that we are combined to one person. Do that thing that they do sometimes like the Jabbawhaki success. Yep. Where? We do like to ask all our guests if they remember when Shaq dance with the Jabbawhakis.

Oh yeah, absolutely. All-Star game. I was starting to wonder if I was starting to feel insane. Phoenix All-Star games. Yes. Yep, his last one, Kobe and Shaq co-Mvipes. It was huge. Yes.

Yeah, man. Finally. Because everyone else that comes through here is like that did not happen. What a thing to argue. They're so confident that Jack never dance with the Jabbawhis. Like the guy who does everything, you think. that he didn't dance with the Jack Browagis. Yeah, come on.

Well, way, shout out to Gold Bond. Not a paid ad. But it's like the last Shaq commercial, I remember. The Melbo's the general. The general is a good one. Yeah. His candy bar, Mr. Big back in the day. As a kid, I love Shabon.

It had too much. He had too much Gold Bond. Yeah, those are fire. They actually are. Those are fire. Yeah, he's got that on points. He's got that on points. He solved that.

The Gold Bond works as an ingredient with the gummies. It did not work with the candy. bar. Yeah. But then Gold bond. Gold bond gummies. Candy bar. It was crazy. The, we go in there. I'm the legs. I think we

I don't even think we have to have that conversation. Look at the high differential now. Thank you. So and they're like, what's oh, like, what's up? Then we reveal like, it's us. Yeah. Ms. Crip, Frant. Chris Framp Jonas.

Crip. It's me. It's me. Joseph. Chris. Yeah, Crimp Framp Jones. It's me, Chris Pramp Jonas.

The same. I don't even, if Hollywood Handbook can't have a TV show, I don't want one either. That's what we do. Okay, so we stay. We're going on strike.

Burn it down. Yes. Yeah. Okay. You want the, not really burning it down. Half of the Joneses. Okay.

And then Ego comes in. Oh, man. And it's like, it's good waffles. I'm out too, right? Right? Yes.

Yeah. He's going to be a hard sell. Is that Adam? Adam? Corner Adam? I mean, like, what's a team? Can we get a quick, like, Hey, I may go,

Mortum. Yeah. That was a- Oh, my God, I thought he's in the room. Yeah. Oh, dude. Yo, you keep him under wraps. And she is a woman.

I just want. Listen, bro, I don't know. I don't know. Or a dress if they want. It's because of his, that undertow. It sent you there, right? It must be Adam.

It's just a confidence, you know. And so, like, that sells it. So now they've lost two of their shows. Now, if they accept the resignations of these people, it still frees up two slots. Yeah. Or if we're able to successfully strong arm them, Frift Framp.

Yeah, Crip Framp. And Ego. Yeah, Cripp Fram and Ego. That's solidarity. And then maybe somebody from the booth could be, one of the pod meets world folks yeah now who did they get to that

to do that is it Rida and Riders Topanga and Rider It's DePaniel It's Danielle Oh man That's a good friend of mine Danielle's your good friend

Yeah we go to wrestling together You do? Yeah that's she's kind of my dog And Will Will's in the mix too Will Friedel No you're out You won't do anything now

Tough. We could take on the Jonas's. I'm not... He was a little mean to the boy. A lot of mean. Okay. Yeah. A lot of mean.

Yeah. What if? Mm. Okay. He's got something. It's Topanga. It's Danielle. It's rider.

It's Will. What if we bring Ben? We bring Ben Savage. That's the Trump card. It's a Trump car. They can't do nothing with that. Mm-hmm. They can't do nothing with that.

And just have him on your show. He's on our show. We got Ben on our show. That's how you do it. Really think about that. Make him your third man. Yeah. Make him your third man.

That's a power move. Yeah. Set this company on its head. So you're saying you don't want to be our third. This is what I'm hearing. I'm saying like right here, you sell it with the starting point of like these three on a constant. I'm your ace that you bring in every now and in between flicks. and to get the black boat.

And you have everything you need for a successful show. Yes. Thank you. I got you. The black vote is huge. My dad blocked me. Yeah. And you can see that.

You got a message saying you've been blocked on text. Oh, it's green. Oh, right. So you sent him unless he got an android saying I have really big news. I'm going to be the ace. I'm going to show up between films. Now I need the show. Okay.

Okay. Now I need it. Now you need it, which is actually that's huge for us. Yeah. Somehow you needing it has made you less appealing to me as a partner. And I just want to be honest about that. Oh, we love honesty. It's just fearful because I've never had him be disagree.

Okay. Do you think it's because of your success? You have a big movie coming out. Oh, yeah. Idiots coming out. The big three, the big three, our championship is this weekend. That's coming to a close. So now he's just going to go into music mode.

Maybe that's it. You know, it's like when LeBron goes into play. playoff mode or when he's on, you know, whatever travel agent he's on to switch teams. That is like when he's locked in. And so that's probably what's happening. My mom's calling. So is this the announcement that LeBron is joining the big three for it? Are you not taking the call from your mom?

I'm getting fearful. Yeah. I'm here to promote. That can't be good news. But the block. Can't be good. If you don't answer, then maybe it never happened. Even if he just bought an Android, you don't want your mom to tell you.

that. You never want to have that conversation with mom. I think that is the next step for LeBron is joining the big three. And in fact, the announcement that I think we've been waiting for is that the Sixers as a team will be switching. Lord knows they should. You know, Big Three, Sixers. Perfect. Yeah.

It's like getting there. It's getting there. Come on. The threes are there. Alan Iverson was the first star of the league for the Big Three. Got to. It's right there. But right now, not going to lie, fuck the Sixers.

Okay. Okay. It's just my Lakerdom coming out. Okay. It's my Lakerdom coming out. Luca Donchich is my guy now. And a Laker 77 is better than a Philadelphia 76. And my understanding is that you have been a Laker fan,

really just because of you're such a Bob Iger guy. And so, like, we're never really that involved in Disney. Can you believe it? Come on. This is a. small town. Whoa, this is getting... This is crazy.

Oh, man. Maybe Mickey is behind it. Bob Iger. There's only 20 guys in this town. The Jonas's, Jackson Hayes, and Bob Iger. Yeah. Water. Water. That is over there.

Yeah, right, right. We did put that that one is water is over there. We actually closed that circle. We may have just close this, sir. Yeah, Tucci Gang. So we're there, they're buying, right? We've got Ben Savage, we've got all the other shows they have threatening to quit. When did we make the transition?

I just want to be clear of us playing the Jonas Brothers. The bonus Jonas. Crips Framp. Adams coming in as Ego. Also threatening to. quit. But now at some point we need to show them that we have Ben Savage on

our show. We're going to have to get Ben. And so we have to then not be the bonus Jonas at that point to have that conversation where we tell them that we have been. Do you see what I'm saying? Yes, I do. It's like a blocking issue. It's more than a costume change.

You know what I mean? If there's a bathroom there with a vent where we can... He did a Thieves one. Oh, oh, oh. It's a classic Den of Thieves One. Yeah, bro. I can't believe it worked.

It was like the balls on them to name the movie Den of Thieves One. Yeah. In order to just feel like get ready. Yes. Yes. And it worked. And the Den of Thieves 2 wasn't even called Denethees 2. Yeah, it was called Dinothese Pantera.

Yeah. It's crazy. Patera. Yeah, man. It's just the same movie, but they're listening to Pantera. It's just the same movie, but they're listening to Pantera. It's all that. So we

Yeah, Dinah Thieves Green Day is gonna be crazy We go We go through the vent Like the death of thieves Yeah And then we drop down Take off our Jonas clothes

We're in our normal Put on our clothes But a little nicer Yeah, okay Because it's a meeting Iron So you are picturing That we're not wearing

Our normal clothes Our Dota's clothes We have to do a full full costume Are you committed? Are you committed? In the hallway? I just know it's a pretty active hallway.

I just think if I'm going to have two layers of clothes on, they're going to know something. Okay. Something's wrong. I guess we could change in the bathroom before we go a lot of time. And go through the vets. A lot. It's a lot of time.

Well, but what if, what if? First of all, you know, Adam's going to have us covered. He's going to be vamping. They'll be eating out of his hand. Yes. He'll be doing. What's Ego's S&L character where she carries the purse on her elbow? Like, he, like, can you give us a...

Yeah. Oh my God. I finally realized who we're talking about. Yeah. She's sick. Bro, you did not do her justice. Well, I can know. I can...

This is actually bad, bro. Eat stuff noisily on the table. Fuck. Oh my goodness. But just to say, what? Hey, if we, if we come in, and we say, hey, Miss Aggie. Oh, my God.

Can you do Miss Aggie? Come on. I need you to bring it, bro. Come on, Adam. Please bring it. Is that the one where she eats stuff loudly at the day? No, no. Because who's related?

Miss Aggie's got her bag. Yes. Oh, yeah. Come on now. She acts surprised that everyone said shit. It's like, obviously that's what you're going to say. That's what she meant for them to say. Yeah.

I can not swear. It was a little bit there. Okay. I can do everything but... We're going to be leading the executives into us. Holy shit. So that's the other show? You got to leave them into us.

Well, you're not... You guys undersold the comp. This is bad. This is not... But it's a fake dad show. She's good. She can't be out of dying about dad. Dinus drives and dives.

We've got you on here. So think about how good we're doing. I got to step it up. Yeah, bro. First of all, there is no... Nobody more suspicious of a room than a black woman. All right. Okay.

She's going to be able to like muster up that we're up to some shady shit. Okay. If we don't get that bonus Jonas under wraps. For us to come in with two sets of clothes? Yes. Oh, so she'll, the real her will really be there too. That's going to make it hard. That's going to make it hard for Adam to be her.

She is probably going to be in there toasting her success. Yeah. Yes, she will be. But what about this? we walk in, first words out of our mouth, I'm Chris Pramph. And I'm feeling extremely unwell today. And so we have some stuff that we have to discuss,

but I also need a pretty long bathroom break. Yeah. And also, it keeps people away from you. You hear, you're not feeling well? We get space, so they go, it doesn't really look like him, but I don't want to investigate. That will probably suggest that we're sick.

Oh, we never stop moving. Yes, never stop moving. We never stop moving. A defensive drill. You know, just constant pressure. We're doing ladders. Running suicides. It'll be easier for me to walk.

Oh, yeah. I'm the legs. I kind of be doing a ladder type motion. You're the legs. And by the way, I'm the heart. Mm-hmm. I'm the beating heart of I heart. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. And they forget that. And, oh, they've lost, they've, they've, they've, they've, they've, lost the plot. The fresh maker. Shitheads used to be the name of the movie. Yeah, but now it's called idiots. Idiots. It's.

It's. It's in theaters everywhere on August 28. August 28. Take that John Cena. Take your friend to see it. Macon Blair directed it. O'Shea's in it. Dave Franco's in it.

Stanley Tucci's in it. Yeah, Mason Thames. And Mason Thames is there. And these guys are acting crazy. They're doing so much goofy stuff. It's the kind of stuff that you want to see in a movie. And we got the kind of stuff you want to see on a TV show right here. we might be able to pull off idiots too if we could get this filmed

idiots two in theaters and streaming on hooloo next year it's going to be starring the hollywood handbook guys adam's going to be in it yeah you you can't miss that see this so that you're not confused during that because there's going to be a lot of plot threads we pick up during the sequel it would be called idiots two pantera yeah is there anything else we had to cover. Bye. Yeah.

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