Hollywood Handbook - Our Spanish Aqui Presents Friends

Episode Date: December 3, 2019

The Boys have a little fun welcoming the hosts of Spanish Aqui Presents (Raiza Licea, Carlos Santos, Oscar Montoya and Tony Rodríguez) to Earwolf. This episode is sponsored by hims (www.forhims.com/theboys), Indochino (www.indochino.com code: handbook), and Liquid IV (www.liquidiv.com code: THEBOYS).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. And I was auditioning for SNL. Mmm, yeah. With Richard. Which time was this? This was the time I was auditioning to play Mark McKinney. Mm-hmm, yes. This was the time when

every time somebody retired from the show, they would bring someone in to play that person. That person specifically. So I had gone in to play Chris Goodhand. I had gone in to play Anna Gasteyer. Everyone from that era, I basically

took my shot. And you got so close. I got really close. And Mark McKinney was one of the my shot. And you got so close. I got really close. And Mark McKinney was one of the closest ones. And I was with Richard. Kind. Richard Kind. Of Kind Barfing.

Yes. And we were teaming up because I was going to do the head crusher bit. Mark McKinney did this bit where he says, I'm crushing your head. And you were going to bring that to SNL. Yes. can you do this but we said I'm crushing your head uh huh and you were gonna bring that to SNL yes but at the time my thumb was stuck to my palm

it was fucked up I don't want to get into why that had happened but my thumb I could not release from my palm so to do

it was fucked up to do head crusher I needed someone else's thumb to press against like my finger.

And believe me, I remember when this was going on because we had the big company softball game. The Earwolf softball game was that same weekend. And who was our catcher? Mr. Thumb messed up. And so the ball would hit the glove, my mitt, and just pass through the thumb part because there was no thumb in there

to hit you dead center in the chest stop it yeah yeah and so we did we did the audition

and we did actually crush the guy's head because I was like let's just do it let's just go for it yeah uh and

enough enough dancing around it and Warren actually laughed at the audition hey welcome to Hollywood Handbook and Insider's Guide to Kicking Buttons,

Dropping Names, and the Red Carpet Lineback Hallways. This industry we call showbiz. There's so many people in here today. There's so many. Can everyone say their name at the same time?

Three, two, one, go. Carlos Rodriguez. Yes. And it's Spanish like he presents. Si. And we love, I love that, by the way. And that's part of it, right?

I love that. What's that? Which part? She said C. C. Spanish Hockey. And that's like part of the thing. Yeah, that's the Spanish portion.

That is part of it. Part of it. And do we talk about this? That you are busted. Well, I was going to say first, before we bust anyone. But they are busted. Okay, do you want to bust them now? They should know that they're busted.

And before I say welcome to this family. Welcome them to the family, and then let's bust their ass. Welcome, like, we always liked welcome to the family. And this is a family, isn't it? Thank you. A familia, if you will. Feels good. I love this.

Do you love that? We're full of that. Tony, they're going to use this. I went familia. I love that. Wish I heard more of it on your show. So let's talk about your show. I listened to this little show.

Spanish Hockey. Oh, I'm just kidding. Why wouldn't that? Who's this? Who's calling? I don't know. Do we want to take the call? I'll do it.

Bust them, and then I'll take the call later. Maybe even after the show, but let's bust them now. Sorry, suckers. Your stay of execution from the governor, Hayes decided not to answer. So, you're busted. I listened to the show. The show is called Spanish Aki Presents. That's right. I was able

to, along with the help of my friend Babblefish, determine that aki means here. Yes. Spanish here. So I listened. What do you think I thought I would find here on the

show? Spanish? Yeah Yeah you thought It was gonna be in Spanish But what was happening When I listen? It was Spanglish At best

At worst Bueno si tu quieres Te podemos hablar en español Todo el tiempo Oh no Okay You know what it is though That's what I wanted

Listen we save the Spanish For when we do other podcasts Yeah Oh okay Así que cuando quieras Empezamos. Listen, we save the Spanish for when we do other podcasts. Yeah. Oh, okay. So the Spanish is actually not aquí. It's allá. Allá. Allá.

Allá. Shouldn't at least the show be called. Allá. Español. Aquí. Regalos. Oh, gifts. Regalos.

Regalos. Aquí. Presents. The name And I said gifts But that's a good point Because the thing is The A in SAP could mean anything

Say more Speak on that Elaborate So it came from the SAP button In remote controls You guys remember that? I think they're still around. It is.

And so we wanted to play with the words. You wanted to play with the words. Originally, we were called Spanglish, I keep reserving. That's right. Oh, yeah. There was some drum. We changed it. Is that right?

Okay. That might have prepared me. The Sandler, the Sandman put the copyright hammer down. Yeah. And that's what happened. If you only knew. Basically. It sounds like I do know.

He just told you. I think you did. So if you only acknowledge that I do know. We acknowledge the acknowledgement. I'll half acknowledge it. So,

Tay Leoni, where's she been? Tay Leoni from Bad Boys where's she been she was Madam Secretary I suppose she was in Spain

I know but that's what I remember Madam Secretary I presume so let's talk about how I almost drove my car off the road

because I couldn't find the Spanish in Spanish I Keep Presents well did you only listen to one and how dangerous that is you only listened

to one episode no in fact I listened to two you only listened to one episode of mine you listened to zero you listened to zero you listened in fact, I listen to two. You only listen to one episode of mine. You listen to zero. You listen to zero.

You listen to zero. I listen to five minutes. Wow. Okay. Five minutes. I listen to one full episode. Mm-hmm. Wow.

But I also, like, never really listen to podcasts. Well, and as I said, this is not the one to start with. It's a growing medium. You should really look into it. I've heard. I've heard. Parasocial relationships. So you tried to into it. I've heard. I've heard. Parasocial relationships. So you tried to trick me.

I saw right through it. So were you scared that you were going to hear so much Spanish that you were going to be overwhelmed? No, I was actually ready to relieve you because I worry people will. So we say, well, we will do our show. Spanish Like He Presents is the guest, and that's going to be the title basically. And we don't want people to go to our show looking Spanish Aquí Presents is the guest, and that's going to be the title, basically.

And we don't want people to go to our show looking for Spanish. And so when everyone says anything, voy a traducirlo para todos las personas. Oh, my God. Someone's on Babbel. You want a Babbel? Sí. No puedo entiendo nada, pero yo sé ciento palabras. Do you feel words?

Do you feel words? So you know a hundred words. You know a hundred words or you feel words? Posiblemente más. Leche. Un poco más. Mujer. Leche, mujer.

That's serious. Baila, baila, baila. That tells a story. That's a story, man. The milk, the woman, the nails. What? So tell us about this show and its ways. Well, as we've covered, it's in Spanglish. However, the word Spanish is in English.

Yeah. Is that confusing? That. It's interesting. Oh, yeah. I was ready to bust your ass on that. It had been in Spanish. You guys were fucked any way you played it.

Yeah, there's. Because I had my sights on the show. And let's face it. It's on purpose. We've seen a lot of new shows come and go. And any time there's a hot shot new show, who goes, oh, we're the new Earwolf show. Hayes and I just sit back and we just have to laugh.

Oh, yeah? You've seen it happen so many times. There's so many of these. What do you think is the reason for saying to my face? Flavor of the month. What makes a successful show? Is that the question? It's a great question.

It's a sort of intricate recipe of being already famous when you start doing it. Okay. And nothing else. And then lose the fame? Well, then bail on the show. Yes. Yes. The most successful shows that have been here aren't here anymore because it was a famous

person who was dipping their toe in the water. And I look forward to Conan being finished soon. No. I love Conan. I love Conan for the record. Do you love his podcast? Because I was told you don't really listen to him. Actually, I do.

Incredible source. Actually, I do listen to him. He's one of my favorite white men in the world. Do you watch the TV show? Power rankings right now. Top 10. Top 10 white men in the entire world. In the whole world.

Oh, God. There's so many of you guys. I'd have to like. But 10. 10 of the best. We only need 10. Can we all help? Okay, Daniel J. Lewis.

Tom Hanks. I'm just spitting out random. You're just saying actors. You're just saying actors. Sure. Do you just want top 10 white men of all time? Just Conan. In the world.

Conan. In the world, Conan. Conan, Jimmy Kimmel. Kimmel's in there. I love him. So it's talk show hosts for you, huh? Yeah. Yeah.

That's the pattern. Craig Ferguson, Kilborn. No, I don't care about the other ones. Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Paine, Americo Vespucci. These are the white men that I admire. Who are those people? The Italian?

One of them is Italian. He's challenging whether Italians are white. It's interesting. Italians are white. And this is what we want on this show. Let's explore this. We fell into the show. Let's explore this. We fell into the trap. Let's talk more about white men on a podcast hosted by two white men. Let's.

Finally. It's refreshing. Stuffy white men. To look out and see the way that Earwolf is welcoming more and more diverse hosts, how could I not be threatened? What other message could I take than these people coming for my job? We used to

I don't know if you said when you first showed up, your show name was on the wall. Show name. Oh yeah. Maybe you thought that was empty before. Didn't hear that, Hayes? What? Somebody got demoted?

Who did we replace? Show name. And that's funny. So there's been an issue lately with like someone will make a really good joke like that. Usually Hayes. In fairness, it's usually Hayes. And we'll just blow by it. Now we've decided to stop down and really deal with it.

So I said show name. He said show nameth, which is a play on Joe Nameth, who, excellent white myth. He's okay. He gets an honorable mention on our list. He's in the top couple thousand. Yeah, I agree. For sure.

Which is pretty good. Yeah. And so we just like to stop and we like to honor the joke. I wish they would do that with me. No. Not at all. No. No. Not at all.

No. Give me an example. Give me an example of one that they did not honor. And we will celebrate it right now. We'll sink our teeth in. Everything. He's like dad jokes all the time. Like you can't get a word in.

Or puns. Or puns. Oh my God. Yeah. He loves the puns. I can't remember. Like we'll be talking about like a legit subject, and Carlitos will be like... To the point where now my eyes will... And then Oscar will, like, shut me down.

Yeah. He'll be like, nope. I think I'm going to buy a water gun. It just happened, right? It did. I just stared at you, and you shut down. From my point of view, it's Oscar shutting you shutting Risa down. That's true.

That's what I witnessed. Imagine being a woman with three other men in the room and having a voice. I say we're three queens and a princess. Okay. I like that. All right. So anyway. And I'm here too.

I'm not honored. Don't forget me and Brett. Oh, yeah. Three queens queens a princess and two white men two jokers jesters so who got

who got demoted then from the wall actually I wouldn't call it necessarily demoted I did no that's not the language that's actually not the word

I would use graduated from the wall graduated from the wall first to leaning behind the cold brew machine, which is one of the most used drink machines. Everybody gathers around it. It's the airwolf's best kept secret.

It's sort of like a speakeasy. The only way to get into our show is to go over to the cold brew machine, pull the handle, and lean way back. So in a way, it was actually getting more attention. And then after that, I believe it did fully disappear. Yes, it's gone, yeah. But once everyone has seen it, like when everyone's fully exposed to it,

what's the point? It can only hurt, really. No, it's been sampled, and now it's time for people to make their own decision about what they've seen. But who was it? Was it you've seen. But who was it? Was it you guys? God, who was it?

It is actually impossible to remember. Because the sign's gone, whoever it was. The Shownameth has disappeared. I thought that was the name of the show. The Shownameth retired. It was us. Yeah. Oh, right on.

And like Shownameth. And you've been biting your time. And it is right on. You've been biting your time you've been biting your time waiting for the perfect time to call us in just like Shonameth you guys came in dove at our knees when we were looking and ended our entire

careers so tell me you have segments yeah what are they our segment is the que te pique segment roughly translates, I'll do this for you. Okay. Like, what's itching you? What's getting under your skin?

Oh, what grinds your gears? Yeah, let me tell you a little bit about it. Like Peter Griffin. What's busting your balls? Que te pica, guys? What's bothering y'all? Que les pica? Oh, yeah.

What's chapping? Right now? Freaking butt cheeks. That was the second option, actually. Ah, nice. Ah, nice. Ah, bien. I guess right now I'm a little sad because earlier

when we were talking about how you like to make puns, I thought about saying that you were like my favorite rapper. Big puns. Oh, okay. Big puns, for sure. But I didn't really have a good opportunity to say it

until now and so that feels like a missed opportunity everyone was really laughing hard and I felt like I was on the outside of it well and you must have been imagining if only you had gotten it in

that those laughs would actually be yours yes I would have been imagining, if only you had gotten it in, that those laughs would actually be yours. Yes, I would have been able to take ownership of all those laughs that were happening. And you could, in fact. Om nom nom, scrum nom nom. Yummy gobble them up. And instead, I just had to support everyone else. Uh-huh. As we were feasting on the laughs.

So that made tipas right now. What's yours? I shouldn't do anything about you being late, right? I thought that's what you were going to say. I thought that was going to be your beat. I'm kidding. Drag my ass. I can take it.

No, what's grinding my gears let me think of a joke that I almost made earlier in this show that I wasn't able to make well I squeezed Sean Nemeth in there that really worked

Brett's on his phone I don't love that I guess I've been able to say especially we have like six this is like an engineering nightmare.

Super Bowl for you. Like this is the most guests I feel like we've had like top three ever. The levels must be impossible to keep track of. You've been seeing me

on this iPad. You can see our level like of our voices? Oh yeah. Who's the loudest? Okay, and Brett just lit up like a fucking Christmas tree. Who's the loudest? You. And Brett just lit up the fucking Christmas tree.

Who's the loudest? You by far, I think. Well, it depends. There are spikes. Tight, tight, tight. Yeah. But when you're all yelling, it just creates this beautiful distortion across the whole podcast. Should we try it?

Let's all yell. You ready, engineer? No. I'm ready. How about next? We'll do it organically. Not now, but we'll know when it happens. We can all do like a really big yell. It's not now, but we will be able to do one soon.

What are some things that you've done for that segment? Yeah, what's been actually grinding everyone else's gears? We, I feel like we've hit a bunch of different topics like we talked about how people were going uh they were mad and upset that like the little mermaid was they casted a black actress instead of a white actress um we've done uh just the first episode we talk about the word latinx and why some people get really i wasn't why I was wondering about that I read an article that said that a lot of Latinx people do not like the term Latinx

the large majority don't and wish that people wouldn't use it I wouldn't say large majority but I feel like there's definitely some vocal I would say a medium majority tiny majority who are they asking Who are they asking?

Most of the people. Who are they asking? I don't know. Where did you read this article? Where did you read this article? New York Times. Was this online? The New York damn Times.

The paper of record. The gray lady. And who wrote it? A white person? The failing New York Times. Bret Stephens. The failing New York Times. Tom Friedman.

I did get interviewed for that article. and I didn't want to be rude. So I showed Latinx and said, you should bring it up. You have bold opinions about it. I do. I do, too. Because, well, first I thought, Racer X is Latin? I don't know if you guys follow Speed Racer. Yeah.

No. Yes, Racer X is Latinx. don't know if you guys follow Speed Racer. Yeah. No. Yes, RacerX is Latinx. Yeah. Oh, my God. And that's a big clue to his identity. I'm so lost. I am too. Speed Racer.

RacerX played by Matthew Fox in the feature film Speed Racer. Speed Racer is arch nemesis. So Matthew Fox is playing a Latino in this? Hey, what else is new? It could be Why is there so many people? I don't mind Why is there so many people in the booth? Yeah, I don't mind, but how come?

I don't know if you didn't know, but we're pretty popular here at YOLO People just show up to pack the booth whenever you do a show Don't they do that every time you record? Do you not have an audience? People just show up to just pack the booth whenever you do a show. Yeah. Don't they do that every time you record? Do you not have an audience? No, we have.

We've been selling tickets to people to watch us. Sometimes Colin will appear in there and then just frown and write something down in his notepad. Oh, no. And then you'll get it in an email later on. We love Colin. Did you guys follow him on Instagram? Yeah. No? Oh!

I do, but a lot of the stuff I scroll past. Wow. He just had a really great post yesterday. Was he flexing on me again? It was about Bad Bunny. It was about Bad Bunny. What did he say? He's wearing sunglasses.

And he's saying that he's now a Bad Bunny influencer. Do you guys know who Bad Bunny is? Yes, I know who Bad Bunny is. You have? Elaborate. Okay, what do you have to say about him? The bunny is insane, out of smite. He's basically so poorly behaved

that there's no other word for him than bad. He's conejo malo. He's so bad. He's one of the most malo conejos in the entire pasture, and he's terrorizing the farmer. Yeah, that's pretty accurate. He's eating all the farmer's beans.

There he is. He's on your phone. Do you think? I would never put him. I would never support his behavior. Eating carrots, potatoes. But now you have him on your phone, which makes me ask the question, te gusto? Pretty accurate.

Yes, a mi me gusta mucho that bunny, Benito. Benito Martinez Ocasio is his full real name. Not related to AOC? No, yeah. Okay. He's a real. You're going to mention the scandal if that came out. I don't feel.

That they were related. Honestly, they're both Puerto Rican. They could be from afar. I don't feel like I got an answer. Oh, what do you want to know? Latinx. Latinx. Is that good?

Is it appropriate? You know what? Oscar has the best answer for it. Oscar? Oscar does. No, in the episode, he really closes it together. I'm not trying to piss people off no no no

here's what it is no you don't have to say it if you don't want to nobody's forcing anybody to make it a thing thank you I can say whatever I want

at all times this is what I've been saying engineer engineer this moment! Oh, but Oscar basically, and I'm going to let him speak, has a great point. Take it away. Thank you, Carlos. Latinx, the definition of Latinx is a non-gender term for a Latin American person. A lot of people have an issue with it because it's sort of deconstructing language, right?

Because usually, you know, it's Latino or Latina, right? And Latinx is like a sort of anglified version of Latin. So like a lot of Latinxers believe that like, oh, you know, we're changing language and language equals culture and culture equals us. But I think that the world is changing. Yeah. Gender identity is changing. And for us, it's beneficial to use Latinx.

For Oscar, it takes away a lot of responsibility. And that's what you said. And I'll never forget that because I use it as a talking point whenever people ask me about Latinx. Oh. And if one person benefits from the term,

then that's all I need to know. And if you don't want to use it, don't use it. But it's meant to be inclusive. And obviously people are always going to have issues with words and they don't realize that language is always going to evolve.

You know what? I just won't talk about it at all. I just want to clarify something for the two of you. Our show is dumb. The two of us? Did we get too serious? It did feel very,

it was really pissing me off, actually, what I was hearing. All these salient points. Yeah. Sort of well-spoken. Yeah. Our listeners are going to be very mad.

They're going to be so upset that they learned something? We had a shirt at one point, this will clarify things for you. It said, hot dog, go to bathroom. Wait, say it one more time. The shirt said, hot dog, go to bathroom.

Hot dog, go to bathroom. I didn't know what it meant. Neither did Brett, who engineered the episode where it was first said. That became a shirt. And people bought it. No! Our shirts are selling. Oh my God,

our shirts are selling. What? How do you know? It's a good logo. I was like, wait, send me that email. Sorry,

we didn't mean to get too deep. You guys ever butt heads with yo's this racist in the halls? Oh, I love that. We have friendly conversations.

We do butt heads in an affectionate way. We butt butts. Okay. We bump. It's really what kissing is is a kind of butting heads. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Kissing is butting heads? Kind of. No, it is. In a way. The mouth part of the head. Okay, so you're allowed to make all these points

and I make one really smart point and I am immediately challenged on it. So jealous. On my own show. So jealous instantly. What the fuck do you mean by it?

And Hayes, you said something really smart, and I use this as a talking point when I'm on panels and stuff, and the mouth part of the head is still the head. Yes. And you said that. Wait, the mouth part of the head? Yeah, that's why you're a buddy. It's still the head, so you are a buddy.

Are we talking about a penis head or a head? No, Ryza. No. Ryza Gator. No, but that's closer to our show. I get it now. That question is getting us closer to our show. Okay, good, good, good.

Keep that line of reasoning. It's good if she does. Go ahead, Ryza, keep going. I mean, God. I just realized I am really legit the only woman in this room right now. That's usually how it works. And we can reckon with this at another time, I guess. There's no, I mean, honestly, it's Kevin's fault.

It was Kevin's scheduling that did this. Did what exactly? Yeah, what happened? Created a podcast with six men and one woman. And I've seen him. He's laughing. I was defending you yesterday from bullies. Kevin, why did you do this?

Kevin got promoted to senior producer, and then he said, now things are really going to change around here. And I guess what he meant was less women. Less women. All right, we'll have to discuss after, Kevin. Sidebar. Kevin, walk me through the thinking. Yeah, Kevin always gets on mic without needing any excuse. I didn't want to be on mic for this.

Very sorry about that. I appreciate you guys supporting me against the culture kings. No, no, no. You guys know me. Yeah yeah it was just the woman yes yeah so i should be supporting you the most right now you should yeah always no matter what always cool we call him chef kevin you guys don't call him that and other shows have stolen that nickname and done very variations on it and you could call him cosi Nero Kevin. Like Chef Curry or what do you mean by that? Chef Curry.

Not in the exact same way. Capacity. Whereas Chef Curry is cooking with a shot. Chef Kevin is what is the Kevin version of that?

I guess he's like cooking Like, what is the Kevin version of Rosie? I guess he's, like, cooking. Well, he's not really cooking. He's prepping. He's a sous chef. He's sort of prepping the celery. While Chef Curry is cooking with a shot, Chef Kevin is touching all the food.

That, yes. He's touching the food. He's got a finger on all the pies. Yes, yes. He's touching the food. He's got a finger on all the pies. Yes. Yes. He's prepping. Got it. Yeah.

There's sort of a watery soup that dribbles out of his mouth when he speaks. Oh, I see. Like a cozy narrow. That's what that is. Because he's savoring every bite. He's savoring every bit of the thing that he's doing. Okay. Senor Tomate.

Let's talk about it. What's your stance on it? Can we finally put to rest the true story of Señor Tomate? What's going on for him? Oscar. Who the fuck is Señor Tomate? I know. I'm like.

I don't know who that is. Who is Señor Tomate? Is this your friend? Mr. Tomato. And who is that? He's nervous. He's a character in a song. Oh.

He's very nervous. Oh, yeah, I do know about Mr. Tomate. I think they're making salsa tomorrow. Yeah, that's right. And Señor Tomate is worried that he'll go into it. This is a song they sing for babies now. Yes. Yes.

Where? That's right. Yeah, where? My house. Can we hear it? Nope. All right hear it? Nope. All right. What's the origin story of Señor Tomate?

How did he come to be? Where is he in this world? I think he got grown. He got grown? I mean, I think he was a seed. So, the farmer. And then Bad Bunny is sneaking up Bad Bunny

and he's picking up field mice and my understanding is he's bopping him on the head that's a service this is what the Bad Bunny is doing

so what you're saying is you don't like Latinx music by excuse me that's what you're saying that's not what I said Luis Fonsi is a very dear friend is you don't like Latinx music. Excuse me. That's what you're saying. That's what I said. Luis Fonsi

is a very dear friend. Ah, verdad? ¿Cuál canción te gusta? Menos Despacito. Menos Despacito. No puede decir esa canción. Despacito featuring Justin Bieber.

That's why you gotta give me you gotta do me another song other than that one. Which one do you like of Luis Fonsi? I heard. No, I understood.

I just don't know any other ones because that's not why I am friends with him. He's solely friends with him because of the impact that Despacito had in the entire world. Yes. On the culture, on the tourism. If I were... Of where? The tourism of where? If I knew Puerto Rico.

If I knew any other songs of his, it would cheapen our friendship. Disgusting knowing other songs of his. Because if he found out, he would have been upset with you. Yes, absolutely, yes. If I so much as hum a song of his, he likes that. You know how sometimes in movies, the big star will go to the bar and just want to be alone and get to be by themselves.

Baseball cap down. Forget who he is for a second. Yeah, and then he's talking to a sweet person and then the hat blows off. Wait a minute, it's you. Okay. Big star. No, but in this case,

the sweet person is like, who are you? He's like, oh, sorry. And they're like, who are you? And he's like, wow. Even after the cap is sweet. Even better. The person would be sweet.

The wind has blown through the bar and has blown the cap off. Oh, I pictured a really high-powered ceiling fan. No, in this case was the wind. Windows open. The regular wind. The windows open the regular wind the windows open saloon door

saloon door so the wind is just coming right in it's an old west famous cowboy yeah famous person famous cowboy

cowboy hat sweet person Brett Michaels what is it maybe the sheriff is Brett Michaels a cowboy oh cause he wears

cowboy hat oh yeah see I also know about pop culture. Well, let me see. Brett Michaels is, where is he? In White Man. Who is Brett Michaels?

Is he a sports person? Brett Michaels is lead singer of Poison and also star of VH1's Rock of Love. Yeah, I literally would never. And Rock of Love, too. He could walk by me and I wouldn't know who he was.

But you'd turn and watch him go. He's got presents. He's got presents. Brad Michaels. Oh, I would. You'd turn. The sunglasses would come down.

You would look back at it. I'd look back at it. I'd do that. You'd need to. You'd go, ooh, yeah. Okay. Okay, and she did it. We can't see what he just did. And for those listening to the podcast at home she did it

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rocketmoney.com slash the boys rocketmoney.com slash the boys hollywood handbook hey speaking of those listening i have a question for you guysoh. I don't like the way this is starting. I'll turn the tables. Tony. Well, our show, I know our audience is a wide array of Latinx people. People with fluency in Spanish, English. Well, we have a lot of white people, too. A lot of white people, too. So many white people.

So many white people. Too many, maybe. Yeah. I think we're hitting a cap. We're hitting a cap. Who listens to this show? We'll take hitting a cap. We're hitting a cap.

Who listens to this show? There's been a lot of research on this, actually. Earwolf invested in it. So the people who listen to this show primarily are people with their phone is broken. Which is a huge percentage of the country. You'd be surprised how many people have that problem well you've heard about how uh sort of this concept of planned obsolescence and how apple

products are pre-programmed to break just beyond their warranty and so we managed to strike a deal with uh just a weird guy we met in cuino. And about a third of those phones that break do default to playing Hollywood Handbook. And what better way to get people to trade in their phones than to have it to always be playing our podcast? And your car automatically starts playing it as well. You guys are like the U2. Yeah, Songs of Innocence.

Formerly what happened with U2 is what you guys are doing. Yeah, right on. Yeah, it is likenocence. Formerly what happened with U2 is what you guys are doing. Oh, yeah. Right on. Yeah, it is like that. That song fires up every time. That Songs of Innocence, that comes on. They go like, tea and biscuits too, or whatever they say at the beginning. I go, oh, yeah. Let me leave this on.

Their songs in the phone were weightless, and our podcast makes your phone very heavy. It is, actually. We've recorded so many episodes at this point. It downloads them all at once, and it physically makes your phone so heavy it will actually break through your pocket. Oh, wow.

It replaces people's photos of their family as well. It burns a hole. It's a real bloated, bloated phone. The photos of their family as well. It burns a hole. It's a real bloated, bloated photo. The photos of their family get replaced by images from the episode of us holding hands with Brett and stuff. It's very invasive. And if I may say this as well, no manos en la boca. No manos en la boca no manos en la boca no manos en la boca

keep your hands porque las manos están sucias don't put your hands in your mouth is your child black next I feel like

everything all all baby I feel like you so this is something that has been happening a lot he's learning it

for Connors' mission he's just like what do we feel about Señor Tomato he's learning it I want to be able to answer his questions got it no I mean you be able to answer his questions. Got it, got it.

No, I mean, you and your wife, who's also white, gave birth to a Latinx child. That's a recessive gene. This does happen. If anyone recalls the Burt Fershtner sketch from the Burt Fershtner's Comedy Central special in 1994, maybe, there was a sketch where the baby's first words are in Spanish, and he's correcting his parents.

So they'll go, doggy, woof, woof. And he'll go, perro, arf, arf. And that's like what the entire sketch was. And I now am living it. It was a chilling vision of my future. At the time, I'm laughing my ass off. Like we all did at Burt Fershner's. The Orangina sketch where they pronounce it Orangina

and the blow is that they ordered a Diet Cock instead. All the sketches. The tube top song. Dude, yes. All of that has come to pass. Are you legit though teaching your child Spanish? Yeah. That's tight.

No, I like that. That's tight. That's good. Just more for survival. I think way more white parents should be doing that. And I'll try to learn it too. Good. Okay, fine. Keep your hands to yourself.

Good, I hope I do learn it. Good, I hope you do. Good, I'm glad. I hope I do. Good, because next time you better be fully fluent in Spanish. Oh, yeah. Okay, well, yeah, next time maybe I will. All right. Or maybe next time our. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, yeah. Next time, maybe I will. All right.

Or maybe next time our show will be canceled. Maybe there won't be a next time. Speaking of that, yeah. I mean, you may not like what I say, which is I'm mad that my show is canceled. I got to take it out on someone. How many deep are we, Spanish Hockey Presents? How many episodes? 20. No. 20? How many episodes? 20.

No. 20? 18, 20? 19. Oh, I'm sorry. I was off by a bit. What are you doing for 20? It's a Thanksgiving episode, so Thanksgiving.

Okay. We have Danny Navarro. He's the owner of my favorite Cuban restaurant, El Cochinito. Also, my favorite restaurant. Also, dare I say say mine as well yeah okay i didn't want to speak for everybody else for their personal i love it as well okay he's always so i was waiting but listen we didn't do anything for 20 like that like what you're saying we did something for 15 for quinceanera yeah okay so that's so interesting you. You've done 19 episodes now. And so your podcast, this is like a podcast term that I do not like.

But your podcast is barely legal. Barely legal. Yeah. And this is something that Kevin says all the time. It's like a big phrase in the podcast industry. It sounds like Kevin. This is like a big milestone. I hate it.

And every time he says it, it's disgusting. Well, and at the time, I now realize that I have heard him talk about your show before because when you were doing the big Quinceañera episode, he referred to your show as jailbait. So mad. So saucy. Really gross. Why did you do this?

It's on brand, I guess. It is increasingly on brand. Kevin is filthy. Were there other parts of your podcast that we wanted to discuss? Don't change the subject. And now I also am pissed because we have this huge audience in the booth that we have now lost.

And now it's only Kevin. No, I'm Matt. Matt's in there. I'm Blanca. Oh, hi, Matt. Another fellow brown Latino. Look at him. Look at him laugh. Look at him laugh. As opposed him. Look at him laugh. As opposed to a halfie.

He was on the show. Halfie, that's right. Matt Abogado. Were you asking? Matt Abogado for you. Law school graduate. Matt Abogado. Yeah, were you asking him seriously?

1-800-MATT-ABOGADO. What was he asking? He was asking if there was anything else we wanted to talk about. For real, for serious. Yeah, he was asking seriously. Matt was asking if there was anything else we wanted to talk about. For real, for serious. Yeah, he was asking seriously. Matt was asking this. Okay. It sounds like he's driving at something.

I don't know what it is, but he must be satisfied or he'll lose his shit. He's getting aggressive. Yeah. We do have another portion in the podcast. So the first part is a que te pica that we were talking about earlier. And then the second half, we have a guest that we interview. And we try to get mostly as many Latinx guests as we can. But not limited to.

We're not limited to. We've had a bunch of white people do it. Our mutual friend Rachel Bloom has done it. Special white people do it. Our mutual friend Rachel Bloom has done it. Special white people guests. But if you're white, you have to be like You better bring it. You better keep your hands off your mouth. No putting your hands in your mouth.

This is like top 10 whites. You know what I mean? You gotta be Conan O'Brien. Don't name it. Daniel Day-Lewis. Jimmy Kimmel. You gotta be Conan O'Brien. Working on Daniel Day- Don't name it. Daniel Day- Brett Michaels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you're white and you do it- Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel.

And if you're- Any man show host, obviously, Doug Stanhope. No, no, no. Only those two. Bill O'Reilly. Not the other ones. No, Bill O'Reilly, for fuck's sake. Bill O'Reilly?

Yikes. No. But yeah, no, and then we interview them. So Bill O'Reilly is asking to be on Spanish I Keep Present. Constantly. And you're saying no. Guy has like five million followers. You're turning that down?

You want to laugh? My dad has all his books and loves Bill O'Reilly. Wow. And would be so impressed if we had him. And I would still say, fuck no. Cubans are complicated people. Lincoln, matando. We did that.

Yeah, yeah. Reagan, matando. Yeah. We turned down Bill O'Reilly, too, because of our good principles. Yeah. We said, get out of here! Because you like spin. Oh, he showed up to Earwolf?

Yes. He showed up. We decided to really stick it to him. And we got all the way into the studio. And we played the theme song. And then we friggin' shoved all the equipment off the table. And we're like, get the heck out of here. Wait, so you told Bill O'Reilly to show up.

To show up. And we wasted his whole afternoon. Good. But we did have him post to promote the show. So we would get the attention. The O'Reilly report. And we recorded an episode. Oh, the show so we would get the attention. And we recorded an episode. Oh, yeah, sure.

And we released it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It happened. But hang on his face. But then afterwards, we were like, leave now. Hey, get out of here. I mean, he was kind of gone. This was after an hour and a half of interviewing him. And you still said it very softly to yourselves.

Yeah. That's good stuff. We fucking hate him and we don said it very like softly to yourself so I'm not good yeah that's good stuff we fucking hate him and we don't want him on our show we don't want him even though I listened to him

I had to watch him through high school what? so every time we say that we don't like him you say that you're family love him and you listen to

no no no no no not my family woo not put all of them in that box just my dad. He's a conservative. He's a Republican.

What are you going to do? And that's, you know, and that's, that is, that honestly is, it does be like that sometimes. Yeah. Be like that. Honestly, it does. No, and we can say that on this show, right? Yes. It does be like that.

I mean, sometimes it does. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you said it. It had to be said and you said it. Well, thank you. Yeah. We have been told that the guest interview is not a segment.

Like, that doesn't count as a segment. Oh, because then we do improv. That's what it is. Oh, yeah. Then we do improv. You do improv. Based off the interview. Oh, okay.

All right. So it's a little dash of spot. A little. And this is Kocina or Kevin in the podcast lab. Oh, okay. So it's a little dash of spot. A little. And this is Kocina or Kevin in the podcast lab. Dash of spot. Un poquito. Dash of... A pinch of grinding my gears,

the Peter Griffin segment of Family Guy. Yes. Really grinding my gears. Oh, Terry Gross. Yes, Terry Gross. That's an interview on NPR. Uh-huh. I get it.

Thank you, Tony. Thank you, Tony, for clarifying. He looks straight. I would never look straight. Terry Gross that's an interview on NPR uh huh thank you Tony thank you Tony for clarifying he looks straight I would never listen to NPR he's like that's not on

her radar at all no and out comes Spanish like he presents yeah with very limited Spanish yeah

but like we told you if you want us to come back and speak in Spanish all the time we'll do an all Spanish episode yeah

and that when you come back yes We're doing a whole Spanish episode. Yeah. And when you come back, then what is going to happen? You guys will do it exclusively in Spanish. We'll do it exclusively in English. Oh, okay, great. A crossover episode. A crossover episode. You host Spanish I Keep Presents, and we'll host Hollywood Handbook. Yeah.

And we'll both have Bill O'Reilly. That'll be good. Yes, that'll be good. I'm certainly, I'm not crashing against the ceiling of my Spanish vocabulary with the two phrases I used in the show. I'm just showing you just a little taste of what I've got in store.

What were the two phrases? Leche, mujer, baila, baila. Señor tomate. Señor tomate. And... Las manos en la boca. Las manos en la boca. Las manos en la boca. And what else?

Te gustó. Y te gustó. Te gustó. That's almost right. Te gustó. Te gustó. Te gustó. Yeah, te gustó.

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I mean, do you feel like there's a difference there? Like you... Yeah, I mean, I've had things happen to me that I suppose you would find funny. Okay. But that you didn't find funny. And you have things... Well, no, not really. And you have things that have happened that you would find funny, but the rest of the world would not.

Yeah. I guess I'm interested in that one. that you would find funny, but the rest of the world would not. I guess I'm interested in that one. That I would find funny? Yes. But that others would not find funny. You seem to think that you have a specific taste when it comes to what's funny or ridiculous that is not i ordered uh um like a scented spray for my pillow to help me sleep at night like a lavender scent okay and uh they accidentally sent me two okay so you understand that most people would not buy that

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being nice to you very welcoming yesterday we had so much cuban food in the kitchen yeah oh wow yeah i felt like it was themed food yeah yeah they have that here so every once in a while it's fantastic and then two days ago, there was barbecue. And sometimes they have cakes when people have milestone episodes and birthdays. Do you know what we get every time we do 100 episodes? Nothing. For each 100, we get one carton of cigarettes. Smoke up, Hayes.

Cigarettes. Smoke up, Hayes. Which we don't like. Yeah, it's a banner fucking year at the Hollywood Handbook podcast. Carton of cigarettes. Smoke up, enjoy. Winston Salem's. Very specific. Which we hate it.

We hate having to smoke all these cigarettes. But you do it. You smoke the whole thing in front of Cullen. You're not wasteful. You're not wasteful. And it really disincentives and what he calls

cigarettes is very offensive and it disincentivizes doing more episodes because even now as I'm doing this I know it's one more cigarette

that I'll have to you get tasted in your mouth how many have you guys done they're trying to smoke us out we've done not in a fun way we've done like

what three three 320 something that's a lot of baguettes tony can say that only tony can say that oscar and tony oscar does not say that word though and now i know approximately how many episodes we've done before that word is used on our show. Yes! Is this a first? I hope so.

Pauly Short came close. Pauly Short came very close. Luckily, that episode was 35 minutes long. I think if it had gone to 40 he would have found a way to get it in there wow wow wow I guess it happens to a lot of podcasters and we're now the last

Earwolf podcast I think to use it the word? yeah we're closing it we're putting it in a box yeah I like how Tony was talking about que te pica earlier. He's very free with it. So free, yeah.

Do you guys want to say que te pica hoy? Que no pico. Que no pico. Hoy? Just like in general? Hoy, ahora. Ahora mismo.

Tienes tiempo. Que te pica ahora. Que no pica ahora. We were talking about Disney+. We were talking about losing likes. That's pissing you off. That's not pissing us off. Disney+. That We were talking about losing bikes. That's not pissing us off. Disney Plus.

That's not pissing me off. Oh, it's not? Okay. Why is it in this segment? It's supposed to be what you pissed about. Yeah. Well, yeah. Let's talk about Disney Plus.

I'm a little... He's pissed. Go off. It has the biggest Disney catalog, right? But it doesn't have all of the Disney franchises. Shots fired.

Wow. The bare minimum is to have a Walt Disney animated movie in there and it doesn't have a couple of them in there and that's Oscar.

That's because they want to come to the South sorry this is way too much this is way too far way too hot for us we cannot be having people like going this hard on Disney Plus

on the show yeah they might be they might sponsor down the line I'd still like to work in this town thank you say

like the opinion we'd prefer make my music where is that on Disney Plus what? that's Disney we prefer make my music where is that what on disney plus that's disney show make mine music what about under the umbrella tree is it there i don't know i don't know what that is you're just what we prefer you say oscar is that disney plus has given you too much delicious content and your belly is full oh my god i don't think i'm an American consumer. My bully can never be full. We lost Kevin too. Oh no, he's back.

I want more baby Yoda. That's what I want. And people are talking about this baby Yoda. Is that right? It was trending today. It's not Yoda. But it's not Yoda as a baby. It's not Yoda. It's Boda. Boda and that's wedding. Any true fan

of Jimmy Kimmel would know that it's not really baby yoda because they did do a segment about it on his show and what is it well the timeline of the series is that it takes place after the death of yoda even in the last only existed as a force ghost so it is the same type of creature but it's not it's not it's not yoda it's actually puts him at the same age as anakin wow carlos what is this a snapchat i'm putting you on the story oh no we should be doing more stuff like this yeah it's too much no hey oh i'm not in it hey guys with your blog too bad is this taking away from recording on your podcast taking away from no this is huge for us

we've never been on Instagram in any capacity before it's a lot of firsts for you we've applied we've popped your cherries in so many things we applied for the show to be mentioned on Instagram by other people so if this goes through

that would be huge. We'll tag you. If your account is frozen tomorrow, this is why. But I will put hashtag ad, okay? So you have to pay us. Ad? I keep hearing about these hashtags. Hashtag ad.

What's that about? Do you know? You don't know about the hashtag ad? It started because of a fire festival. No way. What? Yeah. Let her speak.

I want to hear this. Let her speak. What? What do you mean? You're saying the hashtags weren't a thing before fire festival? No, I said hashtag ad, not hashtag. Oh, no. See, as a typical straight man, he immediately jumps on me before letting me finish my sentence.

Oh, cool. Cannibalize the team. Oscar, step in and interrupt Carlos yeah no because if you watch the fire document the fire festival documentaries both of them talk about it that the

reason that now like people have to put hashtag ad when they get a paid to post something is because all these like Instagram models and famous people were posting and then they got he and the lawyers like went after them and they were like but we just got paid and that's only we didn't even know what we were doing so now you have to say it's a hashtag ad so it is because of that they messed it up for all of us yeah so if you got paid to put something

you have to put it because if not something happens bad you have to something, you have to put it. Because if not, something happens bad with him. You have to put that. You have to put it. You have to put it. Yes. But you can also put it and then get paid, which is what you are going to do. No, I'm going to get paid by you guys. Brett's going to send us a check.

He already confirmed. Like what? Usually I just pay people in cash. Oh, that's fine. We take cash. It's weird, but we'll take it. Cash app, Zelle. It's kind of wet. Huh? that's fine. We take cash. It's weird, but we'll take it. Cash shop, Zelle. It's kind of wet.

Huh? The cash is a mess. Yeah. It smells. The cash has been buried in a coffee can with a lot of leaks. And it was buried

in the cemetery. Oh, wow. Next to some bodies that were loose. The bodies were loose? So the cash is haunting. Oh. We'll take it.

Is that how haunting works? You just have to be close to a body? Yeah. The ghost goes in there. It's fine. It's fine. You do una limpieza and that's fine. You're good.

You get rid of the brujería. I'm doing, yes, I'll do that. Who do you get to do that? You get a witch to do it? Because now she's in the cash. You could go to a bruja, un babalao, or you know. You could do it yourself.

Pasarlo un huevo. Is there a Yelp? Una botanica. You have to go to the botanica and buy your stuff. You know what I'm talking about. This is taking me back to the Ash vs. Evil Dead episode about the brujo. The brujo. Do you want to talk about that? This is taking me back to the Ash vs. Evil Dead episode about the Brujo. The Brujo.

Yeah. Do you want to talk about that? Sure, yeah. We had an episode where they go to the Brujo. So interesting. Kevin said that they all had a hard out at four. Oh, I do. What time is it?

It's 4.04. Oh, yeah. Now they're just hanging out. Yeah. I have to go. The show's been over for half an hour. My food is cooked. My food is cooked. My food is cooked.

We stopped recording. I have a Friendsgiving and my food is cooking. That's what it is? It's a food? Yeah. Yeah. Your food is cooking? My food is cooking.

I don't think you know. What is it? I made mac and cheese in the crock pot. And I'm making a corn souffle. And also I have a jalapeno and queso appetizer. That's a lot of stuff to just leave by yourself. Just leave it in the kitchen.

Very similar colors. That's very dangerous, Reza. How does Kevin feel about this? Chef Kevin? Can I touch each plate of it? You just want to touch it? That's what he does. He tastes through tactile.

Okay, all right. Like a fly? You could do that, but then you got to make a whole new of everything. Deal. But then he is going to touch that too. And with that, I'm out. Rize is leaving, but I'm not cooking anything.

So what's up, guys? Okay, well. Do I just, what do I do? No, so what's up guys okay bueno do I just what do I do do I just leave no you just get up and leave I have to pee

I also have to pee let me pee I do too no let me pee first let's all leave at the same time adios I think we'll all

fit out the door adios Hollywood Handbook that was a hate gum podcast