Hollywood Handbook - Sarah Sherman, Our Close Friend Again

Episode Date: May 26, 2026

The Boys are begging SARAH SHERMAN to just please rank all of her SNL castmates. Watch Sarah's special, Sarah Squirm: Live + In the Flesh, on HBO Max now! (and Emmy voters can vote for it June 10th)   Get a Hat Pack Hat here! Check out Sean and Hayes’s bonus shows at Patreon.com/HollywoodHandbook Listen on the iHeartRadio App!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Some jokes to make me seem funny. Sarah, I hate that you're here. I hate that you're here. I love seeing you. I'm always happy to see you, but I hate that you're here right now, Sarah. Because you know what it means, Hayes? It means season 51 is really over. Boom.

Boom. Boom. I feel a little different. about it, which is I love that you're here. Oh, I hate that she's here. I love seeing it. And I also hate that you're here. He's gonna make America not laugh.

I can't believe we lost 51. 51 is over. Can we just do 51 again? Guys, another season has passed me by without me creating yet again a famous recurring hilarious character. Oh, come on. Don't say that. No, no.

I think it's good to talk about it. No, you've got such a great character. Yeah, what's that? She's surprised. And that's my character. She's surprised. Somebody's acting strange. But it's on us a little bit.

Ready? Ready, I got it. What? I mean, best in the biz. Oh, I wish it was still season 51. I hate that you're here. But I love seeing you. Dude, you're acting crazy right now.

Really? Oh. Yeah, that's the same character. Does she have a name in your head? I know she doesn't always have one in the show. The woman. The woman. Okay.

The woman. No one does it better. How can we help? What can we do? As people that love the show and love you and want to see you get that character because oh yeah. In my mind, we're helping when we see a character and we're like, let's see another one.

Right. Let's see the next one. And like, actually, can you help me shape this? How about we flip it on his head? How about we flip this grip? What if the surprised woman

who actually you think is the straight man is actually the one who's acting weird? Do you know what I'm saying? Wait, so, I love this, I think. I'm having trouble getting my head around it, but it actually might be,

if you like new like totally new comedy I'd love for you to explain it to me and also how a show an institution like SNL is the proper receptacle for it for like turning they're taking risk

oh yeah let's turn the model on its head it's been a minute let's take this thing that by the way just turned in 51 there's no period boots by the way so SNL's a milf now oh interesting

to think about. Wait, hold up. Man, I'd like to. S&L and a cougar with it. Oh, no. S&L's getting nasty with it. I always love when you discover stuff during the record.

A screen. Last time it was a book on the table. Well, first of all, I stay noticing. Exploring the space. What happened when I walked into this room? that there's too many lights in here. I said, what are you guys trying to film a porno with me?

Yes, you have been talking so much about how podcasts feel like doing porno. Because you drive to them? Specifically doing porn with strangers, which seemed to be a distinction in your mind. It was somehow different than doing porno with family. And you're wearing a sweater.

Yeah. So, you know, it's not an association that's created for me by seeing lights. I do work in entertainment Yeah, right Well He's working

I'm aspiring I'm working He's working on it You're working girl Slay boots The house down Wama Like that Thank you Auntie

Thank you Auntie so much Here picture picture Okay You're looking snatched as well We said we weren't doing body No I didn't Since your outfit can be snatched Well, it's not.

Julie. Okay. You're not looking smashed. Okay. I came in here. What happened? I walked in. Sound guy hit the sound cue that played what?

Yeah. Then the building shook. Then when you slid away from the mic, they went, beep, beep, beep. Yeah. And then someone said, whoa. Why did you slide away from the mic? Well, because she wanted to say things that she didn't want to record it.

And she thinks being like a foot and a half away is going to somehow protect her from the scandalous statements that we will be releasing later. Sarah, unless you want to pay up. I like my knee. Right? Don't do that to the mic, dude. gobble it up this actually i do have an idea for the for the show for you right oh great and i have nothing straight man who's actually the surprised man that i think hayes might be oh sarah i do unfortunately i think hayes is right and he's a good control group because you and i are a little bit out on

the end it's ns we're doing some new stuff i think unfortunately it could actually break s and i'd like Right, the center one and all. And season 71. Office, everybody's acting normal. The weird person comes in and goes, what is going on? You guys are acting really weird right now. Even though they're acting normal. Uh-huh.

Because that, like backstory, character motivation. Like, I'm a working actor, so I know about this kind of thing. Okay. Because I just came from an alien. from an alien planet. From an alien planet. So everyone's normal is my weird. But, probably a planet, but.

But planet? Yeah. That's funny. And so they're cutting back to you after people are just being normal and then they're cutting back to you just like reacting, waiting for people to laugh that you're just, you're just reacting to them. Be normal, like in a scene, like you're being normal. Okay.

My hardest challenge ever. I've never actually mentioned. a normal person. There is no fucking normal. Did you ever see the movie Angus? You ever seen Angus? No. Oh, that's sort of the realization he comes to at the end of the movie.

Angus is a little bit of an awkward teen. Right. He's really trying to fit in. Right. He finally comes to this sort of like epiphany where he's like presenting, I think, in like a science class. And he's like, my hypothesis, there is no fucking normal, you know? And he's just like.

It's about a teen. I don't really watch kids. Okay, you are dressed in a way that makes me think that you... Okay. Like a children's entertainer. Right. So what are you showing your kids that this is that? Well, I take your pick.

I mean... Sort of blippy. Yeah, blippy is in this neighborhood. It's giving blipy. Now who's that? who's that? Because again, I don't know about like kids stuff because I'm a grown up. I'd love to come back to what's going on with you.

You're just one of our troops. I know you don't like to support the troops, but it actually is kind of nice that while the system is imperfect, like they as individuals do try to keep us safe. He is a children's performer who it was eventually revealed did a video. where he ate some poop one time one single time and he and he's done

he's done he's done hundreds and hundreds of videos of other videos where he doesn't do that hundreds hundreds of videos and he does one literally one

like years ago not even in the outfit like pink flamingos poop very much out of the outfit in fact no that's that was like a little piece that was nothing could be he had a big

poop you know it's not i like whatever he did or didn't do in one video it was it was it is this like mr blobby or who is this uh i i actually would like to move on because it is reminding me of an idea for you for the show right and it's a it's a comedy idea i i can't do anything with it but it's good for you you live in you might as well throw it in the garbage well i i don't think of it that way i actually think that um it could be a great showcase for you and I know that it's funny. So I'm in Los Angeles, but of course, you do your show in New York. Right.

And there's an iconic song, New York, New York. Yeah. And I think there's some room to play with the lyrics possibly for us. And you talked about a couple different gross things. But you like to sort of traffic in the, you know, the obscene, the grotesque. And also you're younger, your audience skews younger. Thank you for saying that. So I think that as the opening line of the song,

we all know it as start spreading the news. Yeah. What if it was start spreading your cheeks? Right. What if it was start spreading your cheeks? Start spreading the cheeks. I'm eating your A or whatever, yeah. But it's, you know.

And then it's poo york, I want to be a fart in it. Yeah, I want to be a fart in it, yeah. And by the way, Yeah. The way I've actually tried to get. Please don't shard in it or whatever. Yeah, I mean, but yeah, it's, no, go ahead. Sorry. I've really, this could help me with my, this big character I've kind of wanted to actually get going on the show, which is the poop vampire. I want to suck your butt. Yeah.

Okay, that's interesting, but this is, this adds a musical element, which I think really plays. It's more location. It's more about this. And you had all these pop star, you know, hosts. I mean, what if you, you know, were singing a duet? you know, sort of a New York, New York, I don't know what the new name of it would be. The pop stars don't want to sing with me. Well, they might have you brought in

a really strong comedic premise. Start spreading you cheat. I think that that could actually go a long way towards earning their trust. And do you think I have, it's kind of like an outfit reveal. Like, I start off as like a hobo with a stick. I don't want to do the whole thing

because I don't work for the show. I'm not getting paid to do that in any way. But you could, you could. idea that I Okay. Oh, I don't think I could. Hi.

We just had Cecily on. She sang to Sur with Love on the podcast. On SNL and on the podcast. Right. Both.

Okay. To sirs with love. Start spreading the cheeks. I'm eating your A. I want to be a fart in it. Pew York. Pew York. Who you are.

Yeah. Who you are. I want to pee in the toilet that never sleeps. Yeah. And then it goes in there. It just feels a lot like your act just with a little bit more focus. And so that's. Crystallizing some of these ideas that we've been dancing around and putting them in a package that people can accept.

And that's one side of the challenge is lifting you up. But at the same time. Which is hard considering how heavy I am. that's the that's for you and casey to work out you know i mean again i'm not going to talk about anybody's body oh my chair just killed itself okay again that you like yeah it's like you keep bringing it back to this like we really don't want to talk about your insane weight like like literally the last thing we want to do and i'm having to work so so hard not to do it so the fact that you keep bringing it up is like is

actually a problem for me as a host. I wasn't bringing it up. I was bringing it all the way down to the center of the earth. Mm-hmm. It's so heavy, yeah. And it really sucks because I tried to take

the elevator. Mm-hmm. But it's at maximum weight is 1,800 pounds. You're more than that. Yeah. I'm worried. I'm worried. I'm worried.

Yeah, I'm worried about 52. I'm worried about the rest of the cast. 52 is my pants size. 52 is your pants size. She's over 1,800 pounds, which means you must have very long legs. 52 is a big waist, but it's not,

it's not 1,900. No, no. You'd have to be so tall at that point. That's like real pants that they have. Yeah. People do wear a 52, so. The pants that you would have to wear are not like real pants that they would ever,

they wouldn't like have a number for it. You know what I mean? Right. And then Brendan Fraser would have to do the whale too about me having to shop for pants. The whale, sorry, two million. It would have to be the whale two billion. Two million.

That'd have to be the whale two million. Why? We literally haven't spoken for about four minutes of the show. That is all you do. I just, I know that people like to say that we make women cry on the show. They are choosing to do this. And so now, like, watch this, okay? Watch this and say that it was us.

They come on here and they start crying. We don't do anything. And it may, it can be healthy to have a good cry to get that out of your system. So I don't want to even say that it is negative. But if you believe it to be negative, I think it's fine. don't come for us as if we're causing it, you know, it's just happening near us. Right.

Correlation, not causation. Right, well, nothing's near me because it's my circumference is so. No, everything is near you. Yeah, everything in the world is near you. Because of my gravitational orbit. Something very skinny. Well, no, just the sheer mass is like,

it's touching everything in the world. Perhaps not near your center, you know, but it is near you. Yeah, you're thinking of, I'm so fat that I have a gravitational pull that pulls everyone near me. Right. And they are already near you because you're so big. You're everywhere.

Well, and they want to be involved in the whale two million as well. They're near you in that way because it sounds like a project that could actually bring some awards. Who wouldn't want that? That rule. The whale two million. I mean. Hardware. We're going back to Brennan Frazier. That is getting hardware.

Like it's hard for her to wear clothes. Oh no. It's the roast of Sarah's fat. hosted by Hollywood Hamburg Oh Hollywood Hamburg Oh right We want to eat it

No We will not be doing this with you Hungry for eating it What we're doing today 51 is over It's we are ranking the cast No No we're not doing this with you

We're not That's not talking about Your huge body anymore You should stop steering it that way because we're not engaging with that anymore. We're going to do what we set out to do. There's a professional show. We had a segment plan where you rank every single member of the cast.

Every cast member, including yourself. Yes. There are 17 of you. Do you know why it's season 51? There's 51 seasonings. Salt pepper. I'm hungry. Okay.

Seasonings are not. what's making you like this. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's generally not. The seasoning is like the least of your brown. Yeah. 51 seasonings? Salt pepper was as far as the list got as well.

There's 409 left. When you say like 51 sticks of butter or something, 51 different seasonings? Mm-hmm. It's like. Yeah, you can even just say 51 flavors. 51. Made Baskin Robbins out of you. So, you do have to rank the cast members.

And I'm wondering who it is that you're like worried about ranking. Yeah, it seems like, you don't want to compliment your, the other cast members. I would love to compliment Marcel, but I sat on him and he died. So is he? I hope that's not true. He's really having a great year. Why am I crying and sweating? I'm just saying this.

The sweating is probably from the lights, which of course you've only seen before on a porno set. You want to know what porno is for me? Food or something. The Food Network. The Food Network, yeah, that's right. God, someone get me on the roast. Please.

We can't catch on the roast because you'd eat it. Yeah, it's me, yeah. I'm focusing. I'm focused. I heard some of those roast jokes went a little too hard afterwards they had roast beef. People were upset about that. That's a good, so that's an example of a joke that's not about body stuff. Like, it's food.

Right. You got food in there. It's food, which people obviously were going to expect to talk about. Jesus Christ. People will think you'll talk about it, but you at least can do it in a way that doesn't make everyone uncomfortable. Are we're banking on coming back? Is that? Are we assuming we're coming back?

Like, when do those renewals come in? I guess I just have to pass my way in. Okay. I would like to talk about something else. I would like to talk about something else. Because now we are, now we are complicit of this. Right.

You've forced us on our own show. In order to do anything. at all on the show. I've had to participate in this. And we've been doing it to try to make you feel better because you have been crying so much. It is that thing. So maybe if I engage for a minute, then it'll make it easier to sort of exit from this. Right. And then you are trapped. All right. So I'm now going to ask us to move on to another topic. The topic we had planned was, of course, ranking every single cast member of Saturday Night Live from best to worst, including yourself.

Just for season 51. Just for season 51, you don't have to go back to the earlier seasons. There is someone that you want to put specifically low down on the list. Because it's season. Season 51. That's why they call it Season 51. Because there's 51 seasonings. That's why they call it season 51.

I apologize. I actually used to have a joke. I would do at a restaurant where I would put the salt and pepper shaker up to my eyes. and I would I would say seasonings greetings no and that got you a wife I got me companion she's asked me to stop using the term wife right nothing bad just not certain that label you know fits anymore and I'm supportive of that I'm actually not supposed to have this you're gonna kill me if you see this video You're going to make her jealous taking her ring off.

That's right. Wish I could wear rings. That's why I was, that's kind of what I was alluding to. He could take it off so easily that it would make you jealous. Yeah, you'd have to wear the rings of Saturn. Because of your. That's the only ones that would fit on you. Because your fingers are, like blows of bread.

My fingers so big, I try to finger my bitch, and she exploded. Yeah, you did, you mentioned that. Prior recording, you did mention that, and we did offer our condolences to your bitch and to her family. And I, I weep for the institution. I weep for, do you not know who's on season 51? Do you not know the names of the cast members? I can't see them because, oh, what?

No, I got, I got this. And you have a special, too. We gotta talk about. Probably trying to order it. Yeah. Yeah, an HBO. Hamburger box. Haber box.

Office? I added the max to it when they put me on there. Yeah, that's what you did. You mentioned that. There's a lot of good stuff on that channel. Okay. Hacks. Which was named after what the fire department has to do to get me at it.

hotel today. Oh, yeah. Next down the door. Yeah. Get me out. Yep. They have any other, any other stuff on there?

Yeah, let me think. W.T.T.F. St. Louis. W.T.F. St. Louis. W.T.F. They have W.T.F. St. Louis. Okay. What do you think of that show? I thought it was called DTF, St. L.

I did think it stood her damn too fat. They got that arch there. I said, oh, I found my belt. And then they have, of course, the comeback, which is... Yeah, tell me about that show. I've heard of it. I don't really know much about it. What is it?

It's about... It's what I say to the waiter every time you walk to make with the table. Hey, come back! I wasn't finished yet. Wow. This isn't a wait joke, but I thought you were going to maybe say that... it's what every guy who's ever slept with you wishes they could get yeah i i kind of prefer to stay in the weight area yeah me too me too why do you think i'm so fat what do you think i'm

full of that's why yeah that's why you weigh more than 1,800 pounds if you have your own gravitational pull it's from that much on those guys that way that way's that way that's that way That's that's why if you had to wear a ring you have to wear the rings of Saturn because you you got that much in you well oh my god well it's because I got it from the rooster and his the rooster from the show rooster yeah the rooster the rooster yeah the rooster yeah the rooster and his cockadoodle do. Oh. I thought that was a cum tieback.

A tieback? A tieback? What else? What else? Sorry? That's me looking at the menu. Yeah, I was looking at the menu of HBO and a couple of other ones as well.

I guess they got that show The Last of Us, which I suppose is what you're going to be after you've sat on everyone on the planet. The Last of Us is talking. about the last one fry at the bottom of the bag. I guess it's not so many fries if I hate the whole bag. I start realizing I don't really know what other shows are on there. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, I got one. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. That was close. Julio Torres presents my favorite shape, me, round. Yeah. So this is a podcast about video games. Kind of. It's also about friendship.

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Do some ranking. We could rank the S&M. No cast we could talk about the special I mean like you don't get a ton of these You know just in just like I don't get a ton of at bats I mean you're not like Are we talking about a next one with HBO?

Like you tell me I could I would be a little surprise I don't think you're on an annual cycle with them right I got five new minutes I mean this one came out in December And you're promoting it now Mm-hmm. And first I'm hearing of it. It was called liven in the flesh.

Okay. A lot of it. Yeah. Yeah, of course. So something about your, the way you fan yourself, I think, is part of why. Yeah. You're sweating and you're so warm. It doesn't, like, it's not working.

It looks like it's actually trapping heat and just pushing it towards your heads. Your fingers are so far apart. Yeah. I don't, I don't, I don't, I can't have to. If I can't fan myself, I need an HVAC system. Huh? You need an HVAC system to fan your self. Right.

Actually, pretty common that people are cooled down. Can I suggest, could I suggest a helicopter? The propellers of a helicopter? Thank you. Might be sufficient. Yeah, perhaps a glacier. Like sweating on my mullet. But when I sweat, obviously it's a tsunami.

It's a tsunami. everything is huge. Everything. Things are much bigger. Everything you're doing. Things are much bigger than they typically would be. So when you, if you think about the size of something a typical person would use,

you're going to have to increase the size of it for when you're using something. Actually the biggest version. Yeah. Or Niagara Falls. Yep. That could be one. The only other possible example. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. So, do you want us to say the names of some of the cast members you can kind of put them into their position or position under my butt under my butt I can be like an under my thumb song parody to follow up the sort of

we'll get one like that and I'll think surely she won't go back again surely she won't go back to the well that one was so pointless there was like there was so little reward for it just very watery yeah so like what right right but that but to her to her it's something completely different no it's somehow

admirable actually the desire to keep swinging so long past any sort of effective contact that's being made. It's almost da-da-ist or da-da-d-d-d-d. And it is less, even less than the under my butt. You don't like my joke about da-da or the cut-up type of art form. Cut up. Yeah. What I'm going to do to a steak.

Yeah. Yeah. Kind of, yeah, cake steak. Okay, yeah, probably. Yeah, cake pretty good. Had already said it. Is it cake? I don't care.

I'll eat it anyway. Yeah. Well, so that's one of your cast members of the host of that house. Right. I suppose you'll rank him number one. Is Mikey Day cake the way I ate that ass? Kind of something like that. These are, and these are like people you have to go to work with.

He knows what. You know him. Yeah. He's like a friend, like. He knows what I'm like. You guys text and like, like, but you talk about him like this? Yeah. You talk about eating his ass?

Like, you're going to work. Just totally unprompted. Like, it is, you know, we like to have fun. It's comedy, but it is a job. It's a professional environment. I can't text him because every time I go to text, I press every key at once. You press every key at once.

Perfect structure. I have to do voice to text. So if I go to text mic and I'm like, hey, Mark. You have a different voice when you do it. I've been speaking you already. And also, that's a strange way to learn that you cannot do a deep voice. You just make your mouth round. The voice, the register of the voice doesn't go.

go down at all. It's because my balls dropped and then they killed a thousand people. Or what am I trying to say? That was the one that tripped her up. That part. Here, she can't do a deep voice because her balls did drop. Because her balls dropped. They apparently also had, because they also had,

and now it doesn't seem like a weight thing. It just seems like you are a giant at that point. That's not really. Right. Yeah. There are elements of that there still, but like there's, you're round. Right. But you're really just, I mean, and a giant would eat so much food.

Yeah, they'd love it. I mean, they'd just need it as fuel for their body. Like, they'd just need more calories because they'd be so big. And you did say that your waist was only a 52. Yeah. Actually, you being a giant is starting to attract. Beef, I full farm. I'm big.

I'm full of the cum from earlier. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. James comes on the show and like he does impressions and stuff. Yep. And we'll do like a little bit with him and like we'll talk about. Right.

Yeah. Yeah. We'll set him up for some impressions. Yeah. We'll do. Yeah, we'll make, you know, some, some Lauren comments. But, you know, we'll kind of talk about like what's going on over there. And it's fun.

And if he has a special or something or a live show he's promoting, you know, we'll promote that as well. Yeah. Yeah. It's sort of normal. People seem to like it. I can do it.

Tee me up. Tee me up. I can do an impression of a decent podcast guest so we can release the episode. Wouldn't hate that. We can get even a few minutes of it. Teem me up. Team me up. Coach.

Okay. And I think I think you think now that this is what people want from you. That this is what they like. That you I don't think you want to be doing this. No.

And I think that's why you're crying so much. The same way you made yourself cry, you've created this prison for yourself. You know who said I don't want to be doing this? My belt. Your belt. The same goes arch. Yeah.

Not much bigger than a normal belt. T me up. T me up. I'd love to tee you down. Mm-hmm. I'd love to... We're tearing up for an impression? Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Obama. Folks. Folks, a terrible tragedy happened today. Sarah... Hey, hate all the food. world first name only at this at this point why would with everything that's going on with you i think people would just call you sarah at this point there's we're certainly not naming anyone else that

yeah i wish i had a last name no it would be yeah but i ate it yeah thought it said sherbert does obama did obama say folks that by that wouldn't that should my entry point necessarily that's What I say. Just your key phrase, yeah. Anytime someone says. Let me get into character, folks. Man, do you want a cheesecake? Sure, man.

Sure, man. Give me up. Give me up, bro. I don't know if we're going to top that Obama. Yeah, I topped Obama and he exploded. You tried to finger your bitch. It sounds like you successfully topped Obama. You did top Obama.

That came through. I guess maybe you could do an impression of Michelle Obama as well. As long as we're here. Folks. I would like to solve the childhood obesity epidemic. Yeah. That was actually a unfortunate side. I got it.

Yeah. I guess I'm going to have to solve the adulthood obesity epidemic. Wow. Yeah, she's taking a decently long walk, but we're getting to where we need to go. I'll tell you a long walk. Get from one end of Sarah to the other or something.

Something like this. Something, yeah. Quite a distance, she's so large. I almost want to go, like, do you want to have any more HBO shows you want to do this with? or another service is there another or another

next special maybe would be on Netflix or something if there's something that you want to do you know yeah Netflix is a joke

more like Netflix is a pokey bowl to you would be you'd like to eat it raw big person would eat

yep no matter I'll eat back for another pokey bowl Netflix is a pokey bowl Netflix is a pokey bowl Netflix is tired

You mean my belt? Your belt was the St. Louis Arch. And your belt also said, I don't want to be doing this. I guess my bracelet. Didn't know my bracelet had a TV show. Your ring was the rings of Saturn, but then your bracelet is a tire. I didn't know my bracelet had a TV show. I love L.A.

I would too if I didn't knock it into the ocean with my badass. I'm back to H-B-O now, yeah. which is great. You would have loved it. Yeah, you would love it. She would love it too. If you, yeah, you would also love it. Knocking into the ocean.

So you hadn't already knocked it into the ocean with your fat ass. Hard to love it now. It's in the ocean. The result of her fat ass knocking into it. Is not going to love it? Just thinking of like your team. Yeah. Tubey.

to be or not to be so fat I would that is the question or something yeah pronounced it tubby but no but

to be or not to be so fat yeah that's right wow I don't think we've ever done a fat joke on the show before no

no right kind of stayed away from it And I kind of like, it feels like so long ago now, but I do kind of remember the first one, kind of feeling like, oh, I don't know if we want to be doing fat jokes. No, I definitely don't want that to be the episode. With the, like, I'm just, just before that memory disappears forever, I'm remembering thinking, oh, well, at least that one is over. Mm-hmm. Right.

because you're afraid of cancel culture cancel culture the thing that my doctor did during he he during my my my checkup he can't your culture he's gonna take a the thing my doctor did during my checkup okay it's canceled cancel culture I thought it might be like my door dash

driver canceling my order something like that but no wait let's finish this one Let's finish this one. We'll see if there's another one as well. Your doctor? Door dash. I'm going, door run faster. Can't come soon enough.

Instead of dash? Dash is already fast. Door run faster. And that ain't no door. That's a portal to another dimension the way I have to be. That's not even really size related. No, science fiction.

It's just not. It has nothing. It's not conditional in size at all. So hot. I would not mind a portal to another dimension. What else? What else is in the news? Can we finish the cancel culture?

I just like. Yeah, cancel culture. That's what my doctor did at my checkup As what we were where we were. Like they were gonna take a like the culture Like a swab type thing. He had to use a swab but he had to use it in a whore. He had to use an oar like a ship oar.

I'm so big. Yeah. And he didn't have one so he had to cancel it. He had to cancel the culture. He didn't have the proper tool to take the sample. Which was an oar. Which would have been an oar. Are you insulted by the fact that I think

thought you said use it in a whore and it was just like just something you would say nope because I just keep it moving yeah that philosophy I keep it rolling

like when you encounter a hill comedy landscape these days it seems to be flattened by my good by your comedy landscape's flattened by your girth but anyways

what else? What else? So the special is it's been out for almost a year. Which is what flashes on the scale when I step onto it.

A year? A year? Well, like, yeah. In 2026. Okay, 1970s. Okay, yeah. Almost any. I mean, I guess everybody lies. Even at that size, you shave it down a little bit, you know.

Shaving. Something I wish I can do. I haven't been able. Yeah. Can't reach. It's too much of a challenge, yeah. And what would you use for, like, a razor? Oh, you know, like a big, like a, or perhaps, a sharpened ore.

Yeah. But seriously, it's really great to be. be back. Yeah. It's good to have me back. You're mostly back at this point. Great to be back in the saddle. Bye.

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