Hollywood Handbook - Sinbad, Our In Studio Friend

Episode Date: March 12, 2020

SINBAD returns to the studio with The Boys defeat the Coronavirus. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Okay, I think we could get the song, right? This is like too, this is too exciting. No, the energy in here is electric. I don't want to waste time listening to the song when we've got so much to talk about. And I can see Sinbad getting impatient listening to the song. Yeah, man. You know, I'm just, I don't know if I'm sick.

No, well, so I hope you're not sick because once you get on the way up top, you can see it in the episode title we have Sinbad back Sinbad is here and we are all he's returned to the studio with us yes amid all this craziness everyone's talking about changing

plans, change their life you know it's like we're here we're healthy, we're feeling good we aren't scared of anything but you can't base it on showing you you can't base it on yeah i i think i have i think i'm probably going to be part of the cure so i was thinking that too that was actually the first thing i thought i was like you thought that this coronavirus is about to maybe F around and find out what's in that is maybe going to defeat this thing. Yeah, what a real immune system looks like. Yeah, because I use a lot of stuff.

I've got a doctor who does East and Western medicine. I have so much in my system. I'm over immunized. I mean, I can touch people and it helps them. You can share some of your yeah some of your immunity my doctor does central medicine it's not east or west yeah it's right i had a doctor that was doing mountain time medicine um yeah and that they're not as good they're not a berries rustic yeah yeah it was very it was doing on outwards yeah very pacific north so this is why i mean this is a big reason why we are all in the same room doing the show as normal uh because you know they talk about this is the

thing about like the way the president is responding to this and stuff they talk about like social distancing but really what they should be saying is like yes keep your distance from everyone except sinbad oh get i didn't get very close to sinbad let him touch you i've been been i've been hearing this all wrong. You said social distancing? Yeah, that's what they said. I've been dissing people. Oh, you've been dissing people? You've been snapping up on people?

Oh, Christ. You've been busting beans? I noticed when you came in, you ripped my jacket to shreds. You just had me almost in tears. I thought that's what they wanted to do for this country. I thought it was to make millennials stronger and to make Generation Z stronger to diss people.

And eliminate safe spaces. Yeah, man. Okay, my bad. I want to apologize. I want to just say right now, I apologize. No, it's okay. No, it honestly, it did toughen me up. And I, you know, when you walked in, you said to me like, hey, Chubby Checker called.

He wants his jacket back. And I thought like, this is pretty brutal. Brett Kevin laughed at me. That was extra. That was extra, man. I didn't have to say that. That was beyond decent. That was some personal. But it was extra. That was extra, man. I didn't have to say that. That was beyond distant. That was some personal.

But it was fair. It was totally fair. No, man. I don't know. Honestly, I got pumped up. Okay. Well, then if I helped you, I appreciate it. Yeah, you know, I just.

You did. My fault. You did. I took it out on you. I took it out on you. Yeah. And it's easy to mishear that, too. I need to call my kids. Oh kids oh no did you say something to them

yeah just all of them jesus man i'm just like oh no we're just one by one or on like uh on a conference group tech chain or yeah just oh gosh oh sinbad i Oh, Sinbad, I'm sorry to see you. I'm sorry to see you in person going through something like this. You look very ashamed. I am, man. You can see that on my face, right? Yeah, the face you're making is an ashamed face. Yeah, yeah.

But tough, like not crying or anything, like really tough and cool. Yeah, almost sadder for me to see him not cry. Oh, go ahead. Sorry. I saw you talking. I don't know why I talked over you. I don't, yeah, because it's almost like we're not here, but we're here. It's almost like we're here, but we're not here. We're so here, I think, that it's almost

like we're very far apart. Yeah, that's a great point. Like somebody was scared to come in. Like somebody was scared to come in. Like somebody was scared to come in. I know. It's so crazy that it's like the opposite of that. And we are all so brave. You know what I'm actually thinking is like,

since we are all here, that this is maybe like the time to get together and like defeat this thing, come up with a plan and just like, stop, like, you know, let's stop like playing games with this. Yeah.

No more games. Like it, just get it done right now. Right. You know what? Oh yeah. Let's use all those sports analogies. Let's just do it.

Yeah. Let's do it. Let's, um, let's man up hockey. Yeah, man. Oh dude. The tough, the tough never stop. Let's play hockey. Yeah, man. Oh, dude. The tough never stops. The race doesn't go as always.

Let's play football. Let's cricket this thing with the cricket band. And knock it all the way out. Let's knock it out the park. Let's knock it out the park. Yes, if that's what they're playing. Obviously, we're all in the same room, but

we should say at least who is here just for the people listening. I'm Hayes. I'm sitting in the room. Who else is here? My name's Sean. I'm very much in the room. I'm Brett. I'm at much in the room. Hey, Sean. I'm Brett.

I'm at the end of the table, as always. Okay. Oh, that's the table. Okay. Yeah, you're sitting at the table. Yeah, this is the table. It looks a little funny today. Yeah.

It looks a little weird. There's a lot of signatures on it. Yeah, I know what that was. Yeah. Yeah, I know what that was, man. I'm sitting on the. Yeah. Yeah. I know what that was, man. I'm sitting bad and I'm sitting on the other side. Uh, yeah. Is that a window? No, no, no, no window. It's actually, it goes into the other studio. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. It looks like a window. It's like a partition. Yeah. I can see why you would think that.

Yeah, okay. Uh-huh. Yes. Yeah. I have my glasses on. I'm Kevin. Yeah, that was the problem. And now you've taken them off, and now you can see much better.

Yeah, I can see much better. I was, because these aren't my prescription. I just, somebody let me use those, and I was too up. When people try to help you, you don't want to turn them down. And my prescription, and I can't see at all with these glasses, but I was too up. When people try to help you, you don't want to turn them down. And with my prescription, and I can't see at all with these glasses, but I like the frame. That's the saddest thing for me

about coronavirus. That people aren't just wearing each other's glasses anymore. Yep. No, not so sad. That's such a big part of our culture. It's polite society that erodes so quickly. The old days when I was growing up, if you were a gentleman and you saw a woman wearing glasses on the street, you would put the glasses on and you would walk away.

And it was a signal to them, hey, I like these frames. I think they're stylish. I'm willing to bump into this fire hydrant for you. And it's funny how that disappears instantly with the Internet and the coronavirus and the president and all of it. I don't think that I don't think that was ever. I'm not the one to correct. I don't want to. Everyone's a winner. I don't think that was correct. correct. I don't want to. Everyone's a winner. I don't think that was correct.

Okay. All right. Yeah. Everyone's a winner. No shaming here. This is making up for the dissing me earlier. No, I was trying not to diss you. It's not like cross balls.

It's not like a debate podcast. It's a podcast where we all get together and defeat the coronavirus. I do want to focus on the main issue here. So there's four of us. It's just the four of us in the room, obviously. Kevin, let's try to talk. Kevin's here too. Sorry I'm late.

Oh. Hey, everyone. Hi, Kevin. Kevin just walked in. Does anyone need anything? Hi, Kevin. Oh, Kevin just walked in. Does anyone need anything? Hi, Kevin. Does anyone need anything? You must not.

Uh, let me see. That's why I missed him. That's right. We'll probably need a couple things. So, like, let's make a list, I guess, for, like, defeating the coronavirus. I guess we'll need a single gun. Yep. Yep. Gun and nunchucks we need um we need toilet tissue i don't know what it is i saw a psychotherapist on tv today that said why are people taking so

much toilet tissue and they say it gives people comfort and makes them look at the toilet to say wow i'm safe and i have to go out. And I, all this time, I thought there was money in a job. So I think I'm gonna quit my job and just buy some toilet tissue. Okay. Got it. Yes, Kevin. We need a lot of, we need a lot of, a lot of toilet tissue, please. Then I just explain that. That makes sense to me now.

Is there? Yeah. I just want you to make it rain with toilet tissue. If you can just make it rain, just make it rain with toilet tissue If you could just make it rain Just make it rain Make it rain If you could just do that Kevin If you could just make it rain with toilet tissue

Yes Yeah Kevin and for me as well I'd like you to make it rain with toilet tissue And if you could refill this shared bowl of pretzels We're all sticking our hand in to eat from It's getting kind of low. Is there salt on it? Not enough.

Because the salt will kill the virus. Salt will kill the virus. So we can all share the salt at the end. You'll get a high blood pressure, but you won't get the virus. Brett, I just want to say, Kevin, please make sure to get a lot of toilet tissue. And Brett is not shy about this, but he does use the entire roll anytime he enters a bathroom to do anything.

Jesus Christ. He needs a bidet. You need a bidet. I know. We've got him one, and he did not use it right. But if the remote runs out of batteries, it's done. Exactly. He's spraying the bidet on the toilet tissue.

Yeah, he just used it to soak the roll. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. He thought, oh, you can make a mistake. You think that's for to wipe the toilet paper with. If you think the bidet is, you reach down there and let that water, I got it.

Like a wipe. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. So you understand. Yeah. Yeah. What else? You made it for our shopping list. Did I say a gun? We got one gun. One I say a gun? We got guns. One gun.

I thought you wanted gum. We should also have some gum. I got the social distancing and gum. I said, wow. Because you really were adamant about gum. What kind of gum does everyone want? Joe. Hubba Bubba Purple.

Yeah, man. No, I said gum. Oh, real quick. A bazooka, though. A bazooka is kind of gum. Yeah. Yeah, but, well, yeah. I guess.

I like the one with the turtleneck dude. Steve Jobs? Mort. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The person you. Steve Jobs? Mort. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. The person you're thinking of is Mort. Yeah.

Okay. So get Mort. Yeah, we should get Mort. Mort, I mean, of any of us, is very prepared. It's real crowded in here. To not get the coronavirus. Yeah coronavirus because his turtleneck is famously covering his nose and mouth. His entire face.

Yeah, he's not breathing in anything. And he'll probably be safer than all of us or not. Right. We will have to point out that he may not be. Yeah, because if you have a goatee,

you can't get lock. I was watching a YouTube on how to do it. Right. I was watching my hands wrong. Did y'all know that? Did you go on YouTube and find that how to wash your hands the proper way? Yes. Brett was teaching me to wash my hands.

He said, it's like you wet a full roll of toilet paper with a bidet. Yes. Then you stick your hands in it and kind of wrap them up like a mummy. It seems to me to take too long. But what was the message you saw? That's a paper. That's a paper. Like, we got to fight somebody.

It's like prison. You wrap it up with the toilet paper and let it harden like paper mache around your hand. But that's when your life is threatened. You don't need that for this place. Plus, it won't have time to dry. Right. Yeah, you cut, like, little claws in the paper mache toilet paper. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I'm talking about, they say it should take 20 seconds or the time it would take to sing Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star or Happy Birthday twice. So, you know, I've been doing a lot of singing. I've been doing a lot of singing. I think I'm turning up for the masked singer now because people have complimented me

like, wow, you make it easier for me when I wash my hands to listen to you sing. Yeah, I know. I know what you said, but you stay in the bathroom and you sing for other people as well.

Yes. To make sure they do it right. I'm a human timer. I've been singing Saints and Sailors by Dashboard Confessional off the album Places You Have Come to Fear the Most just because like Happy Birthday

and Trigolosa, I didn't know the words to those. I only know the words to a couple songs. But in a lot of the public bathrooms that I've been staying in, they have been asking me to leave, which I, I think part of why this thing is spreading so much is it is dangerous to not let me into certain bathrooms because they're like,

these are for this kind of person or this type of, you know, whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We, you know, whatever. Yeah. We've all been there. Thank you. I appreciate you saying that. We don't know what somebody's talking about. We've all been there.

That's the best thing you do for somebody. You don't know what they're talking about. Don't be rude. Hey, hey, we've all been there. That's the kindest thing that really anyone has done for me in a while. Yeah. I was thinking about you

because they announced that you couldn't wear the mask with certain types of facial hair. And you have the famous goatee, basically the Sinbad. I saw on the list

of facial hair that you can't have one of them with the Sinbad. I saw on the list of facial hair that you can't have one of them was the Sinbad. Yeah, and it was just, I was honored and kind of confused that they would use me as an example of style yet death. So I'm in both categories, like this is stylish

but this could also hurt you. This will kill you. Yeah, yeah. It kind of calls two categories. Mm-hmm. Did you guys get a call, by the way, about how they're drafting new NBA teams? Yeah, I'm not going to play them.

But my phone hasn't been working. That's why I do everything in person. So I haven't gotten a call about that. Why? Did you get a call. But my phone hasn't been working. That's why I do everything in person. So I haven't gotten a call about that. Why? Did you get a phone call? I got a text basically that they were like, they want, basically what this is all about is they want the, like,

the current guys that are playing they don't think are good enough, but they want to be nice. They don't want to be mean and say, oh, you guys aren't good enough at basketball. We want Hayes and Sinbad to do it. They want to say, oh, we're worried about people getting sick. But now they're texting us. I don't know if, Sinbad, you got this text where they're like,

hey, there's an opportunity now for you to come be in the NBA. I read it different. I read it different. It just was, there are some people, they're just you to come be in the NBA. I read it different. I read it different. It just was, there are some people, they just try and get them out their contracts. There are some people, you can't. It's like squatters' rights. You know, somebody gets in your house and you can't get them out. There are some players with squatters' rights contracts. And this is a way to get them out.

Mm-hmm. Yep. Finally stripped the Barnacles off the league. Yeah, you can't fall for that. I may have gotten it. My phone has not been working. That's why I didn't text you guys I was running a few minutes late. You probably didn't.

You probably didn't. You think I probably didn't get the text about playing in the NBA? Yeah, you probably didn't you think I probably didn't get the text about playing in the NBA yeah you probably didn't I will say that when I tried out last time what they said to me I said do you guys think I have what it takes and they said hey we've all been there man uh

I didn't really know how that okay but they say in the black church they say bless his heart church they say bless his heart if they said bless his heart Jesus Christ if they said that to you that's the ultimate insult

anybody could ever give you you're out there playing you're playing so hard and they go bless his heart look at him oh god you never want that said about you oh it sounds very nice

that is what they said at church as well. What do they say when they want to be mean? Or when they actually want to be nice? Do they say something mean? No, that was being nice. Bless his heart. That means he's a special kid coming.

No. Oh, bless his heart. Speak of the devil. Bless his heart. That means there's a special kid coming. Oh, bless his heart. Speak of the devil, bless his heart. Here he comes now. Yeah, I've heard it a lot. Yeah, you hear it a lot. That's familiar to me. Kevin is definitely either still here or has left. I can't see him.

It's so dark over there. The lights are crazy in here I'm looking down the hallway maybe just speak up so we know if you're there or not yeah hey guys I just opened and closed the door I'm back so you were gone but now you are

back in I do have one more thing for the grocery list. Can you get a V for Vendetta mask for me, please? Okay. Do you know what I'm talking about? Never mind.

I want it. Never mind. Can I have some fingerless gloves? I want it. Never mind. What do you want, Sinbad? Wait, Sinbad, what do you want? Never mind. I wanted the same mask. Anything you want, man.

Do you want a different mask? Oh, you wanted the same mask. I wanted the same mask. Never mind. You wanted the V for Vendetta mask. Can I have the screen mask? Can I just get the screen mask? I should have brought it up.

I should have brought it up. I should have brought it up. I should have brought it up. I mean, if you want the V for Vendetta mask. You know what? Hey, man. I never said nothing. You know what? We're all friends here.

Hey, we're all friends here. We're all in the same room. We're going to drop it. We're going to drop it. Okay. Okay. Well, then what mask? I mean, you need a mask.

You need a mask. A Joker mask? No, you what mask? I mean, you need a mask. You need a mask. A Joker mask? No, you know what? I'm just going to stay here and let the germs hit me. Oh, that's right. You don't need a mask. What am I talking about? Yeah.

I'm not trying to have an attitude or nothing about it. I'm just saying. You're weaponized at this point. Yeah, you know? You infect the germs. I got at this point. Yeah, you know. You infect the germs. I wish I got it first. Yeah, man. I just wish I got it first.

So you just wanted a V for Vendetta mask for style reasons? No, man. Let's just drop it. Let's just drop it. Okay. Hey, he really doesn't want to talk about the V for Vendetta mask anymore. I really don't. I really don't.

No, I'm getting that. I wish we... Just his body language. I'm so tired of people bringing it getting that. I wish we... I'm so tired of people bringing it up every time I go somewhere. I'm so tired of people bringing it up every time I go somewhere.

I would say, let's... If you have one more question about the V for Vendetta mask, go ahead and ask it, but this should be the last time. I mean,

we really have to move on from it because Sinbad's made it pretty clear. He doesn't want to discuss it anymore. Really? Really? Really. Wow. clear. He doesn't want to discuss it anymore. Really? Really?

Wow. He's been pretty clear about it. I'm neutral on it. I'm neutral. Yeah. Hayes, did you have one more? I guess my question is if we're getting B for Vendetta maps, are we getting them with

the hair, the attached wig, like the shoulder length, like kind of Prince Valiant. What else would you get? What else would you get? Okay. That's how I feel. That he would even ask Sinbad and make him think

he shouldn't have it. No, I mean, Jesus. No, the fact that he asked makes me think like this guy maybe shouldn't have the mask and I think he's just someone who should. He's never had one. He's never had one. He has no idea what he's talking about.

That's why I'm ordering it. You can't be a first time using one. Please. It's too crucial this time in history. Yeah. I could take a Bane mask. You know what? I'm just going to take an L on this and let it go.

We're all winners. Okay. Kevin, do you have a mask that you're going to get? I was going to wear a hockey mask. A goalie mask. Okay. What's that? What is that? Yeah, what the fuck are you

talking about, man? What's that? What? It's just a vibe. You're just making up stuff. If you're going to make up stuff. Just explain what it is. You know you're talking to true sports guys.

We just went through all the crickets. We just did a ton of sports analogies. And then you're going to sneak that in? Some fake stuff? You're going to make up some fake stuff like we're stupid? No. And now of all times to be making up fake stuff? You're going to make up some fake stuff like we're stupid? No. And now, of all times, to be making up fake stuff. Hockey mask, really?

It was going to protect me. And he doesn't even say what it is. And he's basically admitting it's fake. Put down the shovel and stop digging, Kevin. Thank you, man. Look at your face. Just look at your face right now. Look at his face, everybody.

We're all looking at it. He's smiling and crying. Oh, sorry. I was looking the wrong way. I was looking at Dave. My bad. Oh, Dave is here. Hey, Dave. Dave. What's Oh, dude. Oh, Dave is here. Hey, Dave. Dave.

What up? Oh. What's up, dude? I got a step from a reason. So I just played a sound effect for some reason of a button. Did you? Yeah. Wow.

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Do we have everything we need? Are we ready to set a game plan? Kick its ass Kevin, I assume you've gotten all this stuff Do you want to distribute all the stuff you've got? I assume you've gotten all this stuff by now What you got, man?

Sorry, I have one more request What's up, Brent? 1959 Gibson Les Paul. 59 Les Paul. Ooh. I'll go back to that. Did that get stolen out of your car, Brett? No.

It's just I think I'll need it. I think I'm ready for one. Brett, you should just say that more and more things got stolen. So Sinbad, just a little back story. Brett's car. All right. Brett said that a lot of stuff got stolen from his car. And then fans of the show, like, donated money to him to reimburse it.

So now anytime he wants something, he just says his car got robbed. That's sad. That's sad. That's sad. That's sad. It is sad. Yeah, it is sad you know yeah it is 59 gifts man jesus who would be dumb enough to leave that in the car so so even if you left in the car you shouldn't get another one because that's so dumb you don't deserve it if you're just leaving it in your car no uh everyone you

gotta man you got a 59 gifts and then you take it inside. And there's usually people sitting right in front of the store that don't go in and say, hold this for me to like come out. Yeah. So easy. You tuck it in the bed. If you don't want to carry it around while you shop. You tuck it in the bed in your house. Yeah.

Yes. Oh, you tuck it in the bed. No, you just give it to, yeah. Anybody's out for a while. You tuck it in so you can go to sleep. Yeah. I mean, that is good advice. Everyone knows that.

I can't really deny that. Can I change my mask from goalie to a pin-up girl? What does that look like? In today's age, you're allowed to change to anything you want. Okay, that's a yes for pin-up girl.

That's true. Yeah. Does the pin pinup girl have a name? Is it a human being, Kevin, or is it an object? I mean, geez, man. The way you talk about women, it's pretty disgusting.

Sinbad's frowning. Oh, yeah, let me do that. Let me frown. Yes. You know what I mean? do that let me frown yes you know what I mean you see what Playboys magazine is doing now because this new millennial generation they're not going to have a playmate of the year that's going to reshow all 12 of them at the end

because they weren't having everybody gets a trophy. Everybody. Everybody. There's no place in the internet. Everybody gets a center pole. All of you equal. Y'all crazy.

Participation photo shoots all around. It's real. It's everybody. It's everybody. Okay, I got the last part. Kevin, can you give us our things? Yes, thank you. Here's the gun.

Here's the nunchucks, the toilet tissue. And look, I'm making it rain. I'm making it rain. I got the. Cool. Thank you. Thank you. I got the pretzel.

You're not really. It doesn't really look like. The way you're doing it, it doesn't really look like it's raining. It's getting all tangled up in your fingers. It's kind of like balling it up. It's all sweaty. I didn't say make it rain. I said make it a rain. Like a ring. A rain. Oh, make it a rain.

Make it a rain. A ring. Yeah, like a ring. Okay. Here's a ring of toilet tissue. Make the toilet tissue into rings and pretend that you are married to Brett. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Is that so hard to do?

I mean, it's just crazy to me, Kevin. He was pretty clear. No, it's very easy. Are you going to propose? Yeah. If that's how you marry someone you just start silent oh my god

is this happening I just came from I just went to the bathroom I just came back from the bathroom what a romantic I just want to say Brett

that's how if you watch Sinbad that's how you go to the bathroom at a normal speed yeah I mean it was I was gone and I came right back I didn't even notice You watch them. That's how you go to the bathroom at a normal speed. Yeah. I mean, it was. I was going and I came right back.

I didn't even notice. See, that's normal. If you say, excuse me, everybody knows you're going and everybody's uncomfortable. Yeah. That's what makes them uncomfortable. Yeah. It waits for everyone to say you're an excuse. Yeah.

I thought that was polite Yeah And what if someone doesn't excuse you Do I violate what they just said Well you're in a real You're in a real bind right there Because you gotta go So It's kind of on them if something happens

You know Brett will ask me to hold his belt while he goes to the bathroom And then like so, you know, it's kind of on them if something happens, you know? Brett will ask me to hold his belt while he goes to the bathroom, and then, like... I know. Just take it off before you go. Nobody knows if they'll hold it for you. The worst is when you ask them to hold it,

just take it off and leave it in your seat. Yeah. And also mark your seat. That way, if somebody's sitting here, they'll know that I saw the belt there. Yeah. Yeah. And also marks his feet. I guess ever since he gets dark up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Kevin's wondering what he's going to get to with this marriage. I got the pretzel bowl and the salt. I got the bidet for Brett. I have everyone's gum. I have the bazooka Joe, the hubba bubba and the salt. I got the bidet for Brett. I have everyone's gum. The Bazooka Joe. The Hubba Bubba. The Mort.

And then I have everyone's mask. I have the V for Vendetta mask. He's a perfect. His name is just Mort. I really appreciate that you were able to get Mort, the cartoon character from the Bazooka Joe comic. I'm impressed by that. But it's not The Mort.

It's Aiden Mort. That's a lot of stuff. It's a lot of stuff. I got Hayes' V for Vendetta mask. Brett's fingerless gloves. Oh, it's Hayes' now. Yeah. That's a lot.

The scream mask for Sean. Who got a babe mask? Oh, Bane. Okay. I got a babe. The pig? Yeah. Oh.

I'm sorry, Hayes. I put babe instead of Bane. You got a babe? What is it with you and these wearing women's spaces? Yeah. Marriage is not proposal.

It's Bane. It's supposed to be Bane, dude. I'll go back. You haven't made the toilet paper into a ring. Yeah, I'm waiting at the altar. It's very detailed.

Unfortunately, Kevin, we don't have the time to coach you. No, Kevin. Kevin, you're doing the best you can. Thank you. Bless your heart. Oh, shit. Bless his heart. Son of a bitch.

Bless his heart. We can't coach you through all this. We have a freaking pandemic to battle That's what the 70s for Did you remember the salt? Yes I got the salt for the pretzels You're not really battling You can't battle

Both people are fighting We have nothing to fight with So we're not battling this We're running We have a gun We're runners We're running. Well, we have a gun. We're runners. We're running a single bullet. Yeah, we're runners.

We never miss. That's what I'm thinking too, Sid, that if we like, I can run like pretty far. If I'm like not going that fast, I can like jog like pretty far for sure. And I could, like, not going that fast, I can, like, jog, like, pretty far, for sure. And I could

probably just tire it out. If it's, like, chasing me. I can run fast at a short distance. And then, like, we could, like, catch it or something. Or shoot it that it happened. Are you through it? Did you throw it? Am I what?

I didn't see it. I thought you threw something. Oh, no. Did you throw it? That was probably Kevin. Kevin, did you throw something? Did you throw it, Kevin? I threw Brett's guitar to him. And I caught it behind my back.

Oh, yeah. It's so dark. It's so dark in here. I knew somebody threw it. I'm wondering what the light's in here. It's never this dark when we record, usually. You know what? It's dark in here. I knew somebody threw... I'm wondering what the light's in here. It's never this dark when we record, usually. You know what? Like, I can't...

It's meditative. I get it. It's pretty nice. Yeah, it's pleasant. But... Yep. It's also dangerous. It makes me experience gratitude.

I thought it was going to hide us from the coronavirus. Like, it wouldn't be able to see us if I turned the lights down that's pretty sneaky that's pretty smart that's like therapy that's totally different hmm yeah that's different Kevin yeah

yeah that's stupid Kevin that's not smart and it's not sneaky that's not sneaky man I was making fun of you that's not smart no yeah I was just dissing you I was making fun of you. That's not smart. No, yeah. He was dissing you. I just dissed you. Yeah, social dissing.

Well, I was trying to get you guys to open up. Are you worried that it is so dark in here that if, like, one of us does use the gun to shoot what we think is the coronavirus? Yeah. I've been worried about the same thing. That we could accidentally just hit a normal virus. Did I drop

my headphones? No, I got it. Did you drop your headphones? I don't even know, man. I thought I dropped my headphones. It's getting darker the more we talk about it. No, I caught them and I put them on. Kevin just put a blanket over me. Yeah. Kevin just put a heavy blanket over me. It's a storm blanket, Sean.

Relax. It's supposed to soothe you. Okay, well. It was right there. Okay, so what? Should we talk about the strategy? Okay, so we're gonna run away but then what totally i'll probably walk you have to run great for running

yeah well you this is the main the main thing for running because you can't outrun a virus but if you walk and you don't walk fast that's improving yeah help them you'll be you'll be places people say hey can you help me and you're're like, oh, God, now I'm stuck. You know what I'm saying? Does that make sense? Okay. Maybe one of us can, like, if we can't outrun it, one of us runs to, like, distract it, and

the other one, like, runs around behind it and is facing away, and then we shoot it. If we're all in a circle, what is behind? Because you could think you're behind. I could think I'm behind. I guess we are all

in a circle. We're in a circle, so the problem is who is the one that's behind? If we're standing in a circle shooting at it, that's not a great place to be, especially in this dark room. No. Just to paint them because people

can't see what we're doing, obviously, we are all sitting on the floor cross-legged. Not me. Not my knees. No. Sinbad, sorry, with your knees, Sinbad has his knees kind of tucked into his chest yeah he's kind of

hugging himself a little bit pulling his knees in under his chin he looks very cozy I'm doing the splits Kevin give Sinbad a store blanket catch okay I'll throw another one wow that's

staying in the air for a really long time yeah keep dropping it oh you know what what I think with the Apple ones when the one dies you're supposed to use the other one

okay I learned something with the other one okay I learned something was it Apple? yeah but I liked the one on my left ear more than the right so the left ear one I guess died I didn't like the right one but it's no time to be racist

so I just put it in yes and that's a very good message definitely racism look we're not an issue driven show but and that's a very good message. That's racism. Look, we're not an issue-driven show, but if it arises organically as it does, we'll take a side.

Don't pick sides. Don't do that. Favor one side. Brett, do you have any ideas? Are you just going to sit there as we're actually having an important conversation here? I was just kind of...

It's a little selfish, but I was just thinking when you guys are running, I was going to kind of just mosey along like not important. So I thought I would kind of walk nonchalant and kind of duck away.

Oh, yeah. So the virus is like, this guy's not even involved. Like that guy got a hold of it. Yeah, just kind of like a generic. But we're not going to really run either. We're not going to really run. We're not going to really run because if you run, you cause wind. If you cause wind, when you cause wind, that's when it can spread.

When was it? Yeah. Yeah. I was going to pretend to tie my shoe and then bam, huge uppercut. Obviously, I'd want to wear something got a glove. You could wear maybe like a toilet paper paper mache glove. Well, and if we have time for it to dry,

I mean, it's been on my hand for a while. And so, Tim, I know you said that like in prison and stuff, you can dry it and it kind of hardens. What's happening for me is the wetter the toilet paper gets, it's sort of just disintegrating. It's kind of just becoming like little like thread, like pilly little threads. Is that good? No. No. Okay. Is that good? No. No. Okay.

I might have messed up. Yeah, I think you read that wrong. It's okay. Okay. You know, people read wrong. And that's not your problem. Yeah, I'm wondering, what directions were you reading?

Maybe you're trying to wing it. It's so dark. Trying to wing it. It's so dark. Trying to wing it. Right? I was winging it. Yeah, I read. I was reading something. I think it was like a recipe. And it didn't. It wasn't

giving me a ton of guidance, especially because I didn't have a lot of stuff they were mentioning. I had toilet paper and water and it was calling for like peas just stuff i don't have on hand you know peas so um peas yeah pearl onions uh one whole chicken on bone it says I don't know what that... Yeah, it was not. But at any rate, it didn't matter. I mean, I couldn't really

do it. I just decided to wing it as Sinbad identified. Brett, I just want to make clear, you don't have to be showing us your mosey this whole time. Like, we... I could have pictured it without any of this. you're mosey this whole time. Like we,

I could have pictured it without any of it. Yeah. I didn't need a visual of that ever, but to be doing it for so long. And so like, you know, the way you're walking with your legs kind of bow legged, like a cowboy. Yeah.

I, I, I have a suspicion. Does that have anything to do with how much toilet paper you use oh man oh man I mean do you really want to know the answer or

I mean it's like very distinctive well I just remember it's not getting passed all the way around. At one point, I asked you, Brett, like, you know, do you ever clog the toilet because you're flushing

so much paper? And you were like, what are you talking about? Basically implied that wherever it goes, you never get it back to flush it. But, you know, and I think Hayes... you've got to keep a plunger with you. You just always have a plunger with you. I always carry one.

We may need to put one on. Yeah, but if you get a trombone case, it'll fit right in there and people won't know what it is. You can put it just on my head. Yeah, put it in the trombone case. Oh, I do have a trombone. Yeah. I do have a trombone. Yeah, put it in the trombone case. Oh, I do have a trombone. Yeah. I do have a trombone.

Yeah, put it in the trombone case. Yeah, put it in the trombone case and nobody knows what it is, you know? You got to have that. You got to have a plunder in a trombone case. Yeah, man. Yeah. That's right. That's why I always take the big stall, the big bathroom.

I take the big bathroom because I need a place to put my trombone when I'm in a public place and then I gotta make trombone noises while I'm plunging as well so I say hey you mind if I practice in this stall real quick nah nah that's too much nah you don't try you don't want to do that

cause your music that's a good sound, though. I can tell you play. Oh, thank you. I can tell you play. Thank you, C-Man. Is that one of your disses, or is that a real, genuine thing? No, that's like a B-flat scale or something.

It is a B-flat scale. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Sean never says that to me. Because he's not talented. So this is good. I mean, I love all the stuff we're learning.

I'm not. I'm actually. I'm actually not feeling so hot. I think I may have gotten it throughout the throughout the process. Yeah. No.

Do I look weird? But you look weird when you first came in. I'm sort of wondering that too. That means you would have had it from like the last time I saw you. And that's possible too, yeah. I definitely haven't felt right for quite a while.

It's actually been a couple years. It could be right on the surface, and now it's activated. Yes, I think it might have gotten into my bloodstream or something, because as I look back, I haven't really felt comfortable with myself for quite some time. One thing I'm kind of noticing is that everyone's voice sounds like crazy. Sounds like very Timmy.

Just like sounds like absolute shit. In my headphones as well. Sometimes everyone just stops talking at once for like a quick second. I can't figure that out. Yeah, and I thought that was just like the headphones are like a tech thing, but now we're wondering if we do all have Corona virus.

I guess it sounds like a dry kind of cough. Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah, you can't, you can't, you can't,

you can't tell it by a cough. And that's the problem. You can't tell. That's the problem. How can't tell it by a cough. And that's the problem. You can't tell it by a cough. How can you tell? Because you can tell it by a cough. Okay, say, as a man, we're going to get physicals, and they ask you to cough. Is that a virus? Are we coughing up a virus?

That's a good cough. That's a cough that saves your life. Well, you have to hold the testicles for that. Yeah. Jesus, Brett. Yeah. Well, he's saves your life. Well, you have to hold the testicles for that. Yeah. Jesus, Brett. Well, he's saving your life, Brett. But that's part of the physical. That's how you know it's a good cough.

We all know what part of the physical is. We don't need you to draw us a diagram, and we certainly don't need you to demonstrate it by standing up in front of me. Are you riding that? Are you riding that? Are you riding that? Yes, I'm riding it. Brent, did you throw that? That was Kevin.

Did I catch that? Oh my God. Kevin, please stop throwing the guitar, Kevin. I'm riding the trombone case. All right. I wish writing the trombone case. All right. I wish I never told you. Everybody can't have style. We did learn a lot of life hacks.

The plunger hit the trombone case. Taking off your belt before you go to the bathroom and leaving it on your chair. Yep. Yeah. No, it was good education. Even if it was all the old stuff. Yeah, it's just old

stuff, man. Everybody knew that stuff back then. Everybody knew back then. It's a reminder to look to the old ways. Wearing a woman's glasses when she walks by on the street. All the stuff we thought that we see is normal. Yeah.

Yeah. Especially, you know, that's why you always carry a pair of glasses on you. Mm-hmm. It's good. We didn't solve necessarily the, like, main virus that we met up to deal with. That's not our job. You know what? That's not our job. I thought about that when we got started. That's not our job. You know what? That's not our job.

I thought about that when we got started. That's not our job. No, we got other people's jobs. Right away, I thought that. I thought that immediately. I mean, why am I going to do that? What's in there for me? It doesn't really make any sense

for Sinbad and the host of Hollywood Handbook to be coronavirus, it's like not really. Even if we did it, I don't know when it's being released. You know what I mean? Like Kevin controls that calendar. So it might not even help. Yeah. Time.

So it might be done. It might be gone. It might be gone. It might be gone by the time this comes out. Kevin, when is this coming out it was going to be the end of the month but i think this should come out tuesday just for the listeners sake it could be gone by then it could be gone yeah yeah you should probably put it out right now or or it could be you might want to put it out i'll hold it i'll hold it off as long as i can

you let me know you're gonna put it out and i'll hold it off as long as I can. You let me know you're going to put it out and I'll hold this off as long as I can. Thank you. Well, that's very brave. We really appreciate that. Okay. Wow. Sinbad is going to hold back the coronavirus. Yep. Until Tuesday. Not really your job.

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be aware of things that don't get cancelled. Yeah, it's a cancel culture. I'm trying to do this Netflix special. I just can't get a hold of Netflix. Right. I can take you there. And then I'm not going to do it for less

than 20. If that's what everyone else is getting, I'm not. I'm not. Okay. Okay. I'll pass that along. You take it there after this, right? Aren't you going there right after this? I didn't

want to say, I didn't want Corona to hear me say that, but yes. I'm going to Netflix right after. No, Brett's just going to go to Netflix and watch some stuff. All right. We'll go over and talk to him.

Because it's free if you go there, it's free. Maybe you could talk to him for me because if I talk to him for me, then I ask for the money. It just looks like, damn, is he begging? So may I go go in it looks weird yeah we'll hit with the one yeah let's three of us walk in looks like we're a team

you know you're talking and hey man y'all need to put Simba up on this and I go oh no no no no y'all need to see Simba I go oh no no no no no not me yeah you could just say let's rehearse this let's do that No, y'all need to keep him back. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, not me. Yeah, you could just say, act like you can take it or leave it. Let's rehearse this.

Yeah. Let's do that. I was going to maybe murder you nearby. We should probably do a dry run of this. Okay. Okay, so... I'll walk in first.

So who... Should I be Netflix? Yeah, Sean, you should be Netflix. And so Brad and Sidman walk into Netflix and Netflix is there. be Netflix? Yeah, Sean, it should be Netflix. Brett and Cynthia walk into Netflix and Netflix is there. All right. Hey, man, how's it going,

Netflix? Hey, what the hell? Hey, whoa, you're dropping wet toilet paper everywhere. We're still outside. The door hasn't opened. Oh, we're still outside.

We're going to do this. We got to do it for real. We haven't opened. Yeah, we're still outside. We haven't opened the door. Oh, that's right. I need to open the door for this. I didn't hear a door open.

I understand why Netflix is crying. I'm a method actor. I'm a method actor. Wow. And that's how we're going to do it. I've never seen this in person. I'm a Kaminsky method actor. Thank you. Thank you, maninsky method actor. Thank you.

Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, so. Okay, just open the door. Open the door. I just opened the door. Oh, you opened the door.

No, it doesn't sound like that. Dude, that's not a door to a corporate office. That's like a house. Come on, man. What was that noise? I know it wasn't my damn door. It was like what? That was a B-flat scale again.

It's an outdoor. It's a big door. It's one that rolls around. It's a revolving door. Can you open it? I just pushed it. We're stuck in it. How much did I get out? I've always...

I love the revolving door scene. Yeah, Brett, you let the door... Brett's wedged in the door. Excuse me. What's going on in my door? I'm sorry. Can you just help me out real quick? I wanted to talk to you.

Yeah. I can push it this way, but you've got to walk that way. You're going the wrong way. You're going the opposite way. Oh got to walk that way. Okay, cool. You're going the wrong way. You're going the opposite way. Oh, you meant that way. We're in.

Okay, we're in. I didn't use the revolving door. You guys used it. I went through the other door. You guys went through the revolving door. I've been inside waiting for you. I went through the other door. Oh, smart. Oh, yeah.

See Netflix right there you see what Sinbad my boy Sinbad just did you gotta give this guy a deal you gotta hook him up you gotta give him a deal 20 I just

I'd love to ask him to do it not for 20 it's gotta be 20 that's got to be 20. Yeah, but you know what? That's not how this works. That's not, don't, don't, you know what? Don't play me. Don't play me.

Okay. Wait, wait. You're not supposed to be negotiating though. You got to play it cool. Or are you talking to me? Brett, because you're failing. Do something, Brett. Yeah.

Don't play me. I got to jump in because you ain't helping me. Don't play me. That's your key word. I said that you come in. Remember we said? Hey, Brett. Yeah, dude, don't play Sinbad.

Don't play Sinbad. Okay? All right. We're speaking for Sinbad. This is you, Brett? Yes. All right, Brett. Well, hang on.

Brett, say, tell Netflix what you're going to do to him. What I'm going to do to Netflix? Yeah. Hey, guys. I'm going to uninstall you off my Apple TV. I left. Sinbad left. Look what you did.

And look, you blew it. We lost Sinbad. No, he'll come back for 20. Did you not hear earlier? He'll come back for 20. Sorry, I'm afraid. I'm afraid this got swallowed. Did you hear earlier when I said I was about to play Netflix and I said I'm a committed

team ended actor? I'm going down to Street Comedy Central. Yeah, we're... I'm going down to Street Comedy Central. Sean? I left. I left the big money. I left the big money.

The big money... The big money is gone. The big money is, of course, at Comedy Central. The big money is gone. I'm moseying after... I got to do Comedy Central. I got to at Comedy Central. Big money is gone. I'm moseying after. I got to do Comedy Central. I just really am afraid. I can't always hear

who's talking, but the Comiskey method. No, I did hear that. I'm worried, Doc. Everyone thanked you. Everyone said thank you when you said that. We're sitting right next to you. I just left because we left millions and now we're going to go up to hundreds of thousands.

This is a big, I got to change everything in my life. So in a way, I helped you. Brett said that has to change everything in his life because of you. Brett, you think you maybe want to call HBO? Well. No, you know what? No, no, I don't. You don't want to?

No. Or are you playing it cool and then you really do want me to no I know I did give him a special yeah I already did a special if they wanted me we would have talked about it so the thing was Netflix there was a big chance

they've been giving money away I've been watching them they got some very unfunny sad comics I thought I could sneak in I thought I could sneak in and wrap those sad comics. I thought I could sneak right in there. I'm sorry. You should offer him a special. That's a good idea.

I can give you a special. We blew that in the lobby. I've never blown a deal in the lobby. I got stuck in the revolving door. Jesus, man. We didn't even get upstairs. I didn't even see the stairs. Commitment is on Netflix.

Oh, go ahead. Damn it. Wait a minute. Did I leave my trombone case there? Jesus Christ. In Netflix, yeah. No, what's this? Maybe I'll play a couple tunes. And now I got to go back.

Looks like this guy left behind. And now the security will probably open up and say, man, you got a plunger in there? I ain't going there. This is a funny looking trombone. I think. I'll put my mouth up to it. I think security actually thought it was an explosive device

that detonated it. Yeah, I know. You know how crazy it looks now? Oh, that's going to be in the press. Sinbad. Now TMZ is going to stop me there for it. Dude, is it true you took a trombone case with a plunger and lost the deal in the lobby?

I'll take the hit for you, man. I'll take it. I'll take a bullet for you, man. You think anybody's going gonna read the news story if it says engineer Brett blew Sinbad's deal and left his trombone case plunger in the lobby the story's Sinbad dude you can't take the hit

that's the point the man's a fucking star oh man you can't take it from me I can't take that hit no if I trip Tom Cruise and he falls in a pile of cow manure

I can't take the hit on that If Tom Cruise Keeps cow manure That's the story Yeah That's okay man I'm your fall guy Yep

Regular people They get to keep Walking through life But us Who are above that spectrum We can't We can't get away from it I'm sorry

Amen dude It's true. Amen. I just sniffled, man. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Okay, I'm going to do that. So that'll help, I think.

Yeah, yeah. That'll help. It's TMZ, though. So if that has coronavirus, that might take the other story away. Yeah, man. The thing is, I'm going to deny it for the longest. I'm going to wear a hood and some glasses and run to the airport and say,

are you spreading the virus everywhere? Get out of my face. And I just keep running and running. And then they finally catch me. I will go viral because I am viral. It's just nice all being in the same room together again. It's been so nice.

Oh, we're back. Oh, we made it back. Oh, I didn't even notice we made it back. Yeah, we walked back. The way Brad Moses, you just kind of follow him without realizing it. Yeah, man, I didn't realize it. Okay, we walked back. The way Brett moseys, you just kind of follow him without realizing it. Yeah, man, I didn't realize it. Okay, we're back. You're right.

Easy. It's faster than you think. I didn't know. Well, Kevin's giving me the wrap it up signal. Kevin's got a new tape on me. Hey, just send me my trombone case. If they bring it back to you guys, send it to me. It's going to look a little different.

Okay. Yeah, just send it to me. It's FedEx. Send it to him, Kevin. Send it to my FedEx account. You want it via FedEx? Yeah. Okay. Today. Today? Yeah. Okay.

Today? Oh, two days. In two days. Two days, that's reasonable. In two days, yeah. Okay. I'm giving Hayes the wrap it up sign. All right, man.

All right. Okay. I can see it. I can see it. You have a medical condition. Sean can see it. I can see it. You're in a medical condition. Sean can see it too now. Yeah. We all do.

I turned the flashlight on on my phone. I'm going to take it. This was so comfortable. I felt like I was at home. Yeah, it's true. Me too. What is it about being with your boys? Just feels like, I don't know.

I feel like my dog is in my lap. I'm just home. That's Bosh. I'm sure the listeners did too. That's Bosh. I feel like I'm eating a cold pizza that my wife brought out to me and my dog started barking at our neighbors a couple minutes ago and I had to go and let him in the house. I mean, that's really how comfy

it is. It's crazy like that, this round table. Or is it rectangular? Well, we're on the floor. It's both. Yeah, we're under it. That's why I couldn't tell. Yeah, it's above you. Okay.

I couldn't tell. Yeah. It's above you. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Bye. There's that wrap it up sign again.

Bye. That was cool. Hollywood Handbook. That was a hate gun podcast.