Hollywood Handbook - Tawny Newsome, Our Celebrity Friend

Episode Date: October 18, 2022

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This is a HeadGum Podcast. It's actually not hard. It's not a complicated process at all. Any nutrient, any food item can be reproduced with the exact nutrient makeup in its original form as a gummy same size same appearance identical appearance but here my issue and i think maybe i'm not explaining myself clearly i don't want it to be that big like i like i'm i'm happy that we can reproduce it in gummy form i'm happy that we can have the same but like i don't want to have to eat like an entire pineapple gummy i'm wondering if we can make it smaller you can make it because obviously i need i'm sorry i misunderstood i

i thought you were asking whether it could happen but you're you were too busy asking whether it should just yes i might so my doctor has basically said like no more big food if i yes if i keep eating a pineapple sized pineapple that i need all the juice from it yes but that uh the lining of my stomach will disintegrate and that and that actually because i've been eating the seeds as well that a bit like a pineapple tree creature of a creature will burst out of my abdomen and start living as me like like take over which you may like this take over the podcast take over my you know child rearing why would i like it if i don't know you like perhaps it's my podcast why would i like that the way you talk to me sometimes

hayes i wouldn't be surprised if you'd rather be talking to a pineapple creature. If that would be easier for you. The way I feel sometimes, the way I am treated on the show, I think, I'd rather have a pineapple creature in the seat. Let me go back to what you were saying earlier. Go ahead. Just because it would be easier and it would be easier doesn't mean that that's what I want. Nothing in this life that is worthwhile, worth doing, is easy. Yeah.

And that includes having a conversation with you on this show. Mm-hmm. And the answer is yes, we can shrink down the gummy to be exactly the same texture and composition like the steak will have the same marbling as it would in its larger form it is just small bone-in gummy ribeye gummy bone-in ribeye now i want to address the juice i want to address the juice the pineapple will not have any juice it's all it's pure gummy inside it's got the same nutrients but it's but there's same nutrients but texturally there is no there is no liquid there's no version of this no these are gummies these are not gushers okay well we i mean we should talk to our guest she's been

here for over an hour at this point tawny time i guess yeah i suppose it's become tawny time once again here's tawny freeze tawny time tawny yeah might as well get it over with let's get out your phone and start calling everyone at your address book this is let's get moving I don't know why we or we could or we fake

thing where we pretend that you are that I have the guest are just like the guest right it's like let's start accessing. Right. I shouldn't pretend that you ever want to talk to me. I'm merely a vessel for either my father. We're here for the whole conversation when we talk to your dad or some of your.

We actually. We never spoke directly to your dad. We had to speak directly to you who would relay the conversation to your dad i've never spoken to your dad in my life do you want to i've communicated with him i mean he's he's experienced ideas of mine and given feedback in real time so i do feel like there's a connection there but no we he's objectively my biggest fan, he loves you guys. He has notes, but he loves you guys. And the fandom goes both ways. And honestly, like, yeah, good.

We should be taking notes. Like, I'm a fan of his shit. I like a lot of what he brought to the table. But I didn't have to take every note. But what I realized every time was, maybe your dad doesn't have the fix, but he did find a problem there's a reason i'm getting the note yes and then i get in the lab and i go it doesn't have to be what he's asking for but it got to be something different exactly my dad is good at and this is this comes from

childhood my dad is always good at finding something wrong with what you're doing where you didn't know. You might have just been like, hey, look at this. I got an A plus on this essay and I got, you know, now I'm on the honor roll. And he'll find a reason to be like, this is actually bad. And here's how you could have done it better. Yeah. Only the lower decks. Mm hmm. Mm hmm huh what is that i know what is i know what is that you're referencing is that my is that my star trek

cartoon oh you don't know about that trek i sometimes i forget you know it's like you don't know about your cartoon i mean i know about it i it. I just didn't know. You have a cartoon. Yeah, I have a cartoon. You thought that I was talking about something else that's not your cartoon? It's like... I don't know. I didn't know what you were trying to phrase. Will you tell...

Let's pull up Tawny's Wikipedia and we'll tell her what she's in. Can you change the picture? Yeah, just so you have a greater awareness. No, the picture is great we actually need to maintain it's great it's so i'm looking at it now now i feel like your dad a little bit but it's like you don't you don't know what's best for you picture wise like this picture is. No, it's from 2019. My mouth is open like an excited horse. We used to smile like that in 2019.

I don't like it. This is a pre-COVID smile. So like everyone on Wikipedia, it is from. Look at you spreading your germs with that smile. Big open mouth just. I would like a challenge for the listeners. I just I look so much better now can can we this is a 2019 comic-con shot can you take my 2022 comic-con pictures and put one of those there

what a great way to be i love that right that feeling you have about yourself because i i never look back at an old picture and go god God, I look so much better now. Oh, I always do. I always go, oh, Jesus. The young skin I had. You're not always moving forward and reinventing and advancing yourself. No, I've been sort of decaying. Entropy.

I'm sort of an old toad just buried in my little mud hole here aren't i i don't i don't feel that i've ever looked at this wikipedia page and it's very interesting the things that are jumping out at me i don't know what we can change it now do we want to put a new picture up there now yeah get a get a current take a take those are cute wait just take a just take a selfie send it to kevin we'll and we'll throw it in there i don't want a selfie of me in my house why not just why not it seems a little too diy i don't know like i don't know do you want to put it do you want to take a selfie and then we can somehow like key in the background from that like comic

con or whatever you were doing why why wouldn't you just take one of the pictures from comic they were nice pictures that's what we did you were nice pictures. That's what we did. You were mad about it. That's what we originally did. You were pissed. I don't understand. Sometimes I don't know if you guys are on my side. Me neither. So what's up there?

That's a picture from Comic-Con. So what we can do is... But an old one. Okay, so I'm like... It was four years ago. I went through every Comic-Con and like just this one it was july it was just like four months ago that's the one i want up there well the last time i just want to point out jesus she do you see how fast she did the months the last time we put up a photo wasn't exact i mean it was it was really one off but it was one off but it was

pretty close when it gets to yeah the last time we took a photo of you on the comic-con dais there was shortly after that a global pandemic and so now you're saying oh let's let's go back and like do this again like no actually i'd rather i I'd rather not repeat that experience. I think it makes infinitely more sense for you to take a selfie in your home. You don't have to be looking directly at the camera. In fact, I don't think you should be. I think you should be looking out at an imagined audience. Can I say this just because I'm worried?

I want to clarify as we bring up the original photo what happened afterwards when you say i look so much better now yeah you don't mean because you're wearing a mask i mean hey top two-thirds of my face or top third of my face that's where it's at, man. It's all in the eyes. That's for me, too. No, don't say that. I agree with Tawny. My face is like a stoplight. A mascot.

Top to bottom, it's green light, yellow light, red light, stop. A mascot. The mask did wonders for me. Green, yellow, red, top to bottom? Yeah. You got like a European stoplightlight face yeah no guys i just feel like i i like i like the way i look you guys you guys know this thing called self-esteem you should yeah talk about that you know it's when you wake up every day and you like what

you're looking at instead of going all right and i feel like in 2019 i was going yeah all right. And I feel like in 2019, I was going, eh, all right. And now in 2022, I'm going, all right. Here's what I'd like to see. Some selfie steam. Right? Selfie steam. A steamy selfie. You guys.

I've got, I've got, I've got something about being in a sauna by myself. Hang on. I'll give myself a steam. Hang on. Yeah. Can I actually come back to the podcast in like half an hour yeah yeah yeah work it out you guys uh you've been having good uh oh he did he disappeared yeah he did he did he's going to is that common he's going to take a steam bath

he has a steam bath that kind of um just sort of erupts out of his toilet bowl oh so he sits on there and uh through it's not a like a button that you press he turns a crank on the side of the bowl and then it uh boils i guess is like there's really no other word for it the water in the toilet boils and steam erupts out and uh bathing him sort of uh from bottom to top yeah it's like a geyser yeah and he comes out uh different for sure sometimes sometimes a little more relaxed different for sure sometimes sometimes a little more relaxed sort of sous vide yeah it's like you sous vide your and that's exactly he does wear like a bat like a plastic yeah put himself in a plastic bag that you kind of clip to the edge and then just to the edge of the toilet bowl yeah he has to because it can't make direct contact obviously self-care is a journey and i support it so whatever he needs to do to feel

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out of the way yeah yeah we don't have to have a whole conversation with whoever. I think we just call them. They answer. You hang up. And then we can move on. Because people are like, oh, Tawny's here. They're going to dig into her phone. Right. I don't want to hear these animals scratching and clawing at my door after this episode is over because you didn't call anybody.

You know what I mean? They're not coming to you. They're coming to me. Right. And they only want to hear me call other people. As opposed to yourself? Yeah. Like, they don't want to hear things from me.

And I'm not upset about this. I'm just laying out expectations. In case there's new listeners who maybe listen to this because they follow me and they're fans of me and so they saw that i posted this and they were like man we really want to hear what tawny has to say on this podcast we're not familiar with and they tune in and they hear me just calling someone and they might be disappointed so i'm laying on the expectation let's table this sean is back i want to acknowledge that he's returned. Hey, gang. Forgot what I was working on out there.

I know I left to do something, but then once I got in my steam, I just totally left my head. I said, well, it must not have been that important. Decompressed. I'm back for the podcast. I think we can all agree the vibe has improved i'm still a little sweaty so i'm just drying myself off with multiple tissues but other than that uh you know i'm ready to perform and um have we got have we have we

called anyone yet i'm always excited tony when you're here to start calling people on your phone yeah i was just explaining it for any new listeners. I just want to say you have a beautiful, like, rosy patina. You just look, you kind of remind me, you sort of look like a tamale, you know, and you pull a tamale right out of the steam. And, like, I don't know if your skin is the corn husk or if you're the maize, but it's got, like, a delicious, supple, stuffed quality. You look great.

Oh, that's really nice to hear. That's the tissue. And I feel terrific. Yeah. Well, the tissue doesn't hurt. I mean, that's so gentle on your skin. I see people using towels and I think that's so harsh on your body. You know, your skin's not designed to take that kind of punishment day after day right gotta do is get three tissues

and just get to work or take a little longer yeah but as hayes often remarks anything worthwhile right that you do it is not gonna be gonna be painful yeah it's gonna ask did you um did you get air sometimes the steamy sometimes the steam coming out of the bowl right is so violent that sean is able to actually like get air and do moves yeah uh so yeah i was hovering probably uh i i guess like four feet off the seat four feet oh my god so you were actually off the seat off the toilet i was gonna say yeah i sat down on the toilet turned on the machine and then i was thrust about four feet up in the air above the seat and um you know i did a i did a daffy did a daffy twist uh what does that look like can i this is not my i didn't grow up doing this stuff and so like what what is a daffy what's a daffy twist it's like uh kind of spin around do wacky legs ah okay i can picture it yeah yeah yeah

um and your lips look very full now i don't know what yeah that's a separate that's a separate thing okay they're just no in there i have some berries that I'm allergic to. And I'll kind of suck on those for a while while I'm getting steamed. Just to generate that swelling that I think is very appealing, obviously, to people. You noticed it right away. I did, yeah. I always get comments. It seems like a cheaper alternative. Have you heard of a lip flip?

Have you heard the women in LA, they're doing the lip flip it's a i know about flipping i know about hippie flipping and robo tripping those are the two things that i mainly um you can do you can in la you can hippie flip while getting a lip flip and it actually makes a really nice experience yeah while lippy flip yeah um oh that's interesting okay so i would uh so what what's the process there they flip your lips inside out so that people can see your bones or whatever yeah yeah they flip your lips inside out they stretch it back over your head they peel you like a banana so that your teeth look bigger and uh and your head looks skinnier. And that's the new hot trend in LA. I wouldn't mind that. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. I need new lip bones. Do they just like, do they ever do them or they just completely replace your lip bone? Yeah. You have small lip bones, which, you know, it's just a genetic thing. You can get them. They didn't change up, but you may want to get some better bones in there.

They've eroded and a piece fell down. It kind of slipped down into the bottom of my chin. Didn't drink enough milk as a kid? Didn't have enough milk? I was one little piece of milk short. You drank milk, but it was the wrong milk.

Okay. You didn't drink soft enough milk. You only drank hard milk. I was drinking wrong milk okay you drank you didn't drink soft enough milk you only drank hard milk hard milk he's drinking bird milk which is very you know they are very hard they have beaks right they don't have brittle they don't have lips they don't have lip bones so like so what you're getting is nutrients that will help build your beak and you notice hayes's nose is extremely firm. Yeah. Very powerful. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like you could peck away at something.

Yeah. I could get grubs out of a tree. I've seen him do it. Yeah. I've seen him do it. We went camping one time, and he was like, anybody up for a grub? And I look over, and he's face deep inside a tree hole.

And sure enough, he comes out, pulls out a big old grub. The word tree hole really hit my ear in an uncomfortable way. I don't know what else I would call it. But when you said it, I recoiled from you and from this podcast. I wonder what else. No, it's more than just tree hole. Like, there's got to be a word for that is it a tree cave

is it a bird hole an owl hole like there's got to be another name well a grub hole is it a can i ask this is it a is it just a knot or is it not i guess i don't know the difference is it or not or is it not i mean that's the eternal question i i don't know i just i would encourage you to find other work when you're about to say something that sounds harsh and disgusting i'd encourage you to like second thought you know he's never gonna have a reason to talk about that again no we happened on it pretty organically yeah it all feels like we're delaying the inevitable huh it feels like we're hanging out uh it feels like we're hanging

out and becoming friends and i don't know why you're resisting our bond so much i was having like maybe the nicest time i've had on this, and it really feels like you guys are trying to rush me into something else. And I'm happy to hear that from your... And the show is about the fans' experience. That's true. It's not really for the guests to have fun. Sometimes as a byproduct of the guests enjoying themselves, the fans enjoy themselves.

But really, for the most part the shows the fans like are where the guest is having a very unpleasant experience when we think about what's happening right now when you think about like what is the present moment yeah in the vast majority of cases like for us it's an right but for like in reality as this podcast is playing out the now is hundreds possibly 200 listeners and all of their hours put together the experience of listening to this show like that's a much bigger cumulative now right yeah then that what just what we're doing with this on this podcast and so when we talk about what's happening right yeah then that what just what we're doing with this on this podcast and so when we talk about what's happening right now for that listener for all of our listeners their tummy hurts yeah what's happening is their tummy hurts really bad they're holding their tummy

they're kind of wiggling around see if make it feel better it won't really wiggling guttural, or I guess wriggling. Wriggling is, I guess, the right word. Yeah, writhing a little bit. Yes. Writhing implies discomfort. Wiggling just seems like fun. But the way they do it, it is kind of a wiggle.

They're sort of wiggling with it. And so, hands on their belly belly they're making the noise that sean was describing and so our job when we think about what's our job in this moment right now it's to make their tummies feel just a little bit better or if if at all possible distract them from what's going on in their tummy right and i want to help with that um and call steve uh i don't have his number grandma's in the grandma's in the bathroom so we've got plenty of time i i really don't have steve's number i we've emailed but you know he's not giving out

his number so okay let's send an email steve can i have your number it's very important it's an emergency you want me to email steve carell email hi steve can i have your number it's an emergency need your number immediately immediately can we know it's a situation tummy's at stake okay yeah i can send that email i'll i'll send that email right now and just for like the fans to to know email host is too big a hint i think i guess. I guess can they just know if the word Steve is in his email address? The word Steve is not in his email address. The word Steve

is not in Steve Carell's email address. The word Steve is not in there. No, it's not. I had to double check, but it is not. He might have one that has it in there. But the one that he gave you

does not have the word Steve in it. The probably strictly spam only email address that he allowed me to have does not have his name in it. It doesn't even have his name in it. Is it a Mac.com address? No.

Is it funny? I don't understand it so maybe okay wow all right it's a reference to something i do not understand i'll drop it in the chat we can just see if we can all get our heads around yes that's that seems fair we can put it in the chat and just see if one of us gets the reference yes sure sure you promise not to say it out loud though i promise not to say it out loud although i'll say the reference out loud i'm gonna do every single thing in my power to not say it out loud that's all that's as far as i can go okay the to the extent that i have control over whether or not I say it out loud I promise not to say it out loud but of course okay

I don't understand this so I think you guys need to I don't know what this is so you guys you can don't say it but in case it okay so i do get this reference okay yeah wow and even saying the reference requires me to to say it out loud please don't

okay please don't don't't dock Steve Carell. That's a really, that's a really fast. You know, no one will guess the first half. Can we say what the at is? No, because I had asked if it was a Mac.com. No,

please say no part of it because the internet, they'll say, well, they know it's.com. They'll figure it. Oh, please don't even say that please you're gonna narrow it down too much and i like people are gonna be able to piece things

together people have incredible i encourage you actually since you don't know the reference i have no idea what you can do is just actually type in the email address without the at blank dot com attached to it. And what you'll find is it's movies. Sean, you're there's so many movies, Tony, Tony, Tony. I'm going to get blacklisted. If you keep having me come on here and doc celebrities you i'm gonna get blacklisted i'm not gonna work in this town because everyone's gonna be like oh my god she's gonna go on that podcast and blab all her personal information

well we have been talking about doing a new segment called what's up docs where we where we as sort of like bugs bunny Bunny-esque rascals. Docs various people. And it's something that the fans have been clamoring for. Look, the fucking Patreon's in a nosedive. The entire podcast industry is falling apart. And we need to find some way to stand out. What we realize a lot of people are not doing on their shows is doxing celebrities that's true is that conan they're all trying to get celebrities as guests

that ship has has said that ship is over the horizon for us that ship has actually proven that the world is round right it's made a circumnavigation yes so is that what conan's doing he's just doxing everybody is that why he's doing all right no it's the opposite he is getting guests he's getting these guests he's and promising not to dox them at all yes right and so now we can't even do that so we're not getting guests and we're not doxing them right okay so why am i left like why am i listening yes like i sympathize with the fans at that point who have said why am i listening what am i huh if you're not getting guests what am i you call you're a hub

we look at you as just a crucial part of this process which is you are the primary hub the which we are able you are the hub for this like a switchboard that allows us to effectively dox steve carell you know yeah a massive guest he's the he's the patient i mean he's the doctor but he's the patient sure sure so okay just's the doctor, but he's the patient. Sure. Sure. So just to alleviate your concerns, Tawny, because you didn't know about your own cartoon. So you may not know the fact that there are over 100 movies. And so there are so many options for what the movie that is in his email address

could be. The only ones that we don't know based on your earlier clue is that it is not all about Steve. Right. It is not the Dow of Steve. Right. It is not Steve Jobs. Right. It is not the Life Aquatic with Steve

Zissou. That's true. It is not those four movies and so that still leaves almost a hundred movies. And so that still leaves almost 100 movies. Okay. That could be. That it could be, sure. In his email address.

Yeah. Okay. Well, I feel better now. I feel like I'm not going to get in trouble. So thank you for that. Thank you. No, you're welcome. Are you guys going to, now promise me you're not gonna

email him and ask him for something weird oh god i mean what's weird you know anything that you would ask normal anything you would ask him is gonna be weird yeah to me there is no have you ever met a normal person me neither not not on this pod so i just need you guys to promise on the planet normies you're not going to use that email address it's really important to me if you care about me at all was he in this movie can't be right i don't know i wouldn't think so the timing that's that would seem weird yeah that would be really strange if but it's almost weirder that he it's almost weirder that he likes this movie and this now we are narrowing it down if we say that he's not in the movie people suddenly know

it's not dan in real life we're immediately they're aware that it's not fox catcher right right and we're crossing off more and more of these hundred movies you know it's a damn it's not heaven almighty is it no we gotta stop it's not date night it's not it's not the morning show we gotta stop narrowing it down though otherwise i'm gonna get in trouble people are people are drawing they're making graphs and they're figuring this out. And by episode's end, they will figure it out. I think I would know it from what we've eliminated. I think I would be able to guess it.

You know what's a damn flex? Imagine you are the production assistant on the movie Spanglish. You have the email address. It the movie Spanglish. You have the email address. It's not Spanglish. Fine. I know, but stop narrowing it down. Yeah, saying that it's not is actually now saying what it is.

Well, I only said it's not because Tawny absolutely lost her shit at me. It's true. My career hangs in the balance. I did say whether it was or wasn't. But even mentioning that movie. Ta say whether it was or wasn't. But even mentioning that movie. It's time for accountability. We got to stop mentioning movies. You lost your fucking shit when he said Spanglish,

which he wasn't even saying whether it is or it's not. Now we know it's not. I got really fucking heated. Now we know it's no movie with two. A damn flex is you're the production assistant. You have access to the email address Spanglishprod at gmail.com. The production ends. The premiere happens.

You aren't invited. But you still have this email address, and you use that as your personal email for the rest of your life. And then you become famous movie star. And you're telling people you have that story. What's your email address?

Spanglishprod at gmail.com You want to know why? Did this happen to someone you know? Because I never stop grinding. Did this happen to someone I know? No. Well, it'd be a good story no it uh no it's just a story about a damn flex yeah i mean can we sell this this that's that story yeah it's called email flex can we walk this into peacock right now yeah i think so can we stroll right through

the front doors of peacock and just say hey guys it's email flex tony's attached to get us a star i'm i'm attached to attach someone there must be a category in the peacock main menu with all the different categories they have there must be one that's called weird flex but okay i would hope so i would absolutely that's very much in the style of the peacock menu categories that we've discussed multiple times in this yeah have you gone through those categories at all? Yeah. All the time.

I'm always looking for, you know, just ways to increase my network. Just so I just scroll through and I just think like, hmm, who do I know? Who could I text to be like, hey, can you give me that person's number? Yeah. I'm just trying to increase my Rolodex at all times. That's why you're the hub. That's why I'm the hub. decks at all times that's why you're the hub that's why i'm the hub maybe i should get out of being on camera and just um just be the hub yeah wait here we go like said that

hang on a second just hang up but when they answer i'm too nervous i'm getting scared no no it's gonna be good hey hello i don't think it's i don't think it's working nope we got a i saw i saw the top two-thirds of your dad's face now i see where you get it and then nothing else and then a triangle with an exclamation mark inside indicating some Some sort of emergency. There he is. Hey! How are you, sir? They said, how are you? Sorry, I forget. He can't hear.

They said, how are you? I'm fine. How are they? They are great. I'm looking at them. They look good. So do you. You shaved. A little shave since we last saw you. They said you look good. You shaved since A little shave since we last saw you. They said you look good.

You shaved since we last saw you. Yeah, thanks. Yeah. I missed the hat. Oh, Sean misses the hat. I know. I'm sure it's around. Do I need to get it?

No, no, no, no, no. Please. I want you to be comfortable. Yeah. Chill out, Dad. Dad, they're trying to get me to call uh famous people on my phone but i don't feel comfortable with that who's the most famous person in your phone in my phone like whose number do you have the most famous person whose number do you have or email the most

famous uh it's not immediate this is encouraging man that's tough it's tough wow yeah wow i thought he was gonna say yeah that's pretty tough we know at this point we know at this point it's not you i thought that was a slam dunk i don't know i don't know if they want me telling that oh wow whoa i don't know It is somewhat problematic. He's got someone famous in this phone. There's two. There's two.

Two pretty famous people that I know. Do I know them? I don't know who you're talking about. No. You don't know them. You don't know them. He's got all life outside of you okay let's get ones in dc ones in dc oh shit okay is it a is it a politician is it a

uh what is a previous military person okay okay okay that i knew from a long time back when i was in the military who's more famous than you general petraeus it's that's that's what i think too it's patrice yes that nature okay yeah so military celeb got it yes well not really a celeb but uh but famous you know when i was in the military i was in signal i don't know what that is Got it? Yes. Not really a celeb, but... But famous. You know, when I was in the military, I was in Signal. I don't know what that is. This is getting... Okay. Cool.

Well, when you saw all those pictures of those confidential paperwork laying around on the floor in the president's office, that's what I did. That was how you did that. I feel like you're... You and Tony's dad put those there. Dad that i feel like your dad stole the papers put those there dad i feel like you're about to get in trouble i know i know like you see these guys and i'm holding up a phone to a zoom so it seems kind of like uh homespun but there are a lot of listeners to this podcast i just want you to know they do get a lot of the nicest thing anyone has ever said about that that's why i'm being really careful. He's being very careful.

He literally, all he admitted to was putting the documents in Trump's house. So who is the person? Let's pivot. Who's the person in L.A.? What's a hint? Yeah, you have to say who it is. Like a hint. She was a... Still is. Famous performer. who it is like a hint she was uh still is a famous performer why don't i know this

because that was during my wild years girl okay all right okay it sounds like not an actor right it sounds like possibly a musician or something It sounds potentially a burlesque artist. Yeah, that was a whole different animal. Okay, all right. I won't press. I mean. Member of Danity Kane. I met Sam in New York back in the late 70s. Sure.

Oh, my goodness. I met a lot in Studio 54. That's true. You had some Studio 54 studio 54 holy shit wow my dad had a very good my dad had a very good afro that would get him into clubs that's that's true he had a very perfect afro and people would be like you look cool man he'd get into clubs can we hear one well studio 54 oh sorry that was jerry curlera sorry wow i look like rick james with the bangs and uh yeah hair down to the shoulders wild crazy uh but there was uh yeah all right can we hear one studio 54 story? Yeah, one spotting. They want one Studio 54 story.

Oh. His eyes got real big. Oh. Okay, not that one. I'm in Studio 54. All right, I'm liking where this is going. If you know anybody that went to Studio 54 or knew anything about Studio 54 it's a really

really wild place and when you're in there and the music's bumping and all the disco stuff's going on it was built like a like a theater it's a theater so all of a sudden

out of the ceiling comes pinball machines with bubbles and stuff coming and people standing on him dancing what and then i look around and i looked at the right right next to me and there's these two very very well-known celebs sitting there just doing massive. I said no names. Apparently. Give one, give us one,

one name. Everybody was doing stuff. They really didn't want out. All right. All right. You know, they were, if I told you these names,

you know, definitely. Well, of course, you know who I'm talking about. My dad is very anti-docs. This is good. Anti-putting people on blast for doing drugs.

Going against the mission of the show. Basically. Yeah, there was a lot of cocaine on the tables and a lot of people that people look up to now. And even a couple of people who have just recently stopped let's say doing movies and things of that nature. Jerry Fogle. No.

No, not Mel. Oh no, he's back. I forgot. He's got a movie out. So they're blowing fat rails is what he's saying. Yeah. He gave a clue.

It was very subtle. Some of these people, you know, they push their luck. They push it a little hard. Yeah, everybody was going hard. Yeah. Well, it sounds like a fond memory. They were good times.

I'm hung up on the fact that this military man you know is more famous than your daughter who had two Netflix shows come out in the last 18 months. And you have a cartoon as well. And I have a very popular Star Trek show. And this man from the military is more famous than me? Yeah, I have to say so. Yeah. All right, Dad. I'm going to call you back later.

Ask him if he has any Halloween costume ideas for us. I'll call you later. Oh, wait, real quick. They want to know if you have any Halloween costume ideas for Sean and Hayes. Get a good look at them and see what they would be good at oh wait a minute lord of the rings on the bottom which one's on the bottom that's sean yeah i see it that's sean samwise gamby yeah the oh gollum okay he's doing a i look like he's doing Gollum that feels problematic I forget his name are you talking about Gollum

Gollum or Smeagol my precious yeah okay Sean so you're Gollum Smeagol yeah

and Hayes up on the top here Hayes on the top Halloween Wolfman okay yeah the big that's cool

so I got away vintage Wolfman too vintage Wolfman you got away clean I like that That's even better Do you have one for Kevin? Do you have a bonus one for producer Kevin? I got fucking smegled

Producer Kevin Oh Hey Kevin Yeah that little green fella Green fella Gazoo? Yeah No not gazoo Greenfella. Greenfella. Gazoo? Yeah, the Great Gazoo. The Great Gazoo.

Gazoo? No, not Gazoo. Crazy Frog. Dang, I had it right on the tip of my tongue. The Geico Lizard? Kermit. Kermit. Kermit.

Kermit. Okay. Greenfella. Yeah, he can do a good Kermit. I think, yeah. Amazing. All right, Dad. He's got his a good Kermit amazing dad what are you going to be for Halloween before I let you go who me?

I really hadn't thought about it this year but I don't know I might go as a ninja a ninja? that's a cool one you gave yourself a cool one ninja outfit you know fake sword yeah and a wheelchair okay that's a twist yeah old retired ninja you don't use a wheelchair so that's just an interesting

that's a strange twist for this costume yeah i know well you know it's like you gotta put a twist on you know yeah an aging ninja i get it okay oxygen and you know yeah yeah i get it he's an old ninja what's not what what do you not understand you're right i don't know why i'm confused he's got the sword That's why we roll Okay I'm going to let you go Okay Is there anything else you want to say? Why I'm Gollum

No I didn't Okay Sean wants to know why he's Gollum Yeah Am I disgusting? Gollum? For real? You think it's so obvious okay dad you gotta go all right bye damn i didn't know he was gonna go harder like i was vicious insulting you

i just do want to point out roll with the punches well we're so while we are here to point out roll with the punches well we're so while we are here doxing celebrities that is our purpose here he tried to help us we're all trying to get our little our little jokes off and he said talking about the very famous celebrities in studio 54 he did say the sentence we all die hard sometime and while it was a very organic sentence to say in the in the story of that he was telling it didn't stand out on its own at all is it a usual statement to make in that moment it does sort of hint that it was probably bonnie bedelia so he and he did say people that have stopped doing movies. Wow, you're right. I was caught up trying to relay and stuff,

so I didn't catch that. Well, you're trying to prove that you were more famous than Bruce Willis. I don't think Travis. He apparently has it in his phone. Clearly that ship had sailed. Clearly whoever this military man is is far more famous than me i yeah i now i need to know who both of those people are your dad what a what a life what a story he's had yeah yeah i'm gonna be thinking about that for a while four days yeah you just see like you're in la and you're passing a party at the chateau on halloween

and you just see someone getting out of a limo and a wheelchair a ninja wheelchair with it using oxygen with an oxygen tick yeah he pret Pronouncing the W in sword. He pretends not to see you. Yeah. It's clearly him. He denies later that it's him when you call about it. Massive celeb on each arm. Yeah, that tracks.

I can see all this playing out. And I don't know why I'm surprised, honestly. He's lived a life. What's his first name? We've never, I don't think he's ever been properly credited on this. I don't think he'd want you to know it. Ah! Docs failed.

As a teen, as a teen, he was literally, he was Mr. Newsome to all of my friends that is not a joke governor newsome that's what that's that's what that's what he should be called the only people that call him newsome yeah yeah yeah well that's my uncle my uncle gavi uh good old uncle gavi uh he doesn't put the e on the end because um he's embarrassed of us dad no chris kyle the american that's who he's rolling to the chateau with

yeah you figured it out that's it yeah i'd say he's more famous than you donnie i guess so man i don't know why i was and that's why about you that's why he can't brad the cooper play you because he is he is still alive he is still alive sniping people can i ask did did your feelings get hurt when he just chris chris kyle sniped angela lansbury i'm just gonna say it we all know that that's what happened angela lansbury had to be taken care of. She was going to talk. Yes. And so nine years ago, they faged Chris Kyle's death,

and they call him in for exact moments like this, where it has to be perfect. Did your feelings get hurt when he just absolutely destroyed the three of you by telling you what costumes you should wear? But he only destroyed me gobbledygook is a is a disgusting goblin wolfman is undeniably cool a vintage all the way even cooler especially coming from him wolfman is always played by someone sexy and cool jack nicholson benicio del toro 50 plus benicio del toro yeah so that's so that's awesome and then kermit is like uh an icon and a cute sweetie yeah okay you're right so i guess he only destroyed i. I was, yes, with prejudice.

I was demolished. And then when you asked why, he responded, look at yourself. Which really just felt funny. He was like, are you serious? He said, really? He said, really? He was like, is that even a question? Like, you're fucking dumb. And I just finished giving myself esteem.

Right, yeah. Go back to your... I might have to get on my toilet geyser again i might have to hop back on the toilet geyser for a little bit oh guys i'm sorry but i also think this is what you wanted so that's exactly what i want you're welcome every single aspect of this has played out exactly as I intended. That's good. I sealed it in an envelope and mailed it. It's in the mail. It's actually going to show up at your house today.

Okay. Give me a Halloween costume so that things are even. I didn't want him to do it. It was going to get too personal. Jeffrey Drommer. Jeffrey Drommer. Drommer. Is he like a... He's so much drammer.

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