Hollywood Handbook - The Gilmore Guys, Our Close Friends

Episode Date: March 2, 2015

Sean and Hayes punish America for discussing a dress picture when there are real problems in the world. Then it's time for a high-tech new segment, Riff'rent Strokes for Different Jokes: Academy Burn-Wards Edition where the guys play a recording of their live Oscar riffing. Finally, Demi Adejuyigbe and Kevin Porter, THE GILMORE GUYS, enter the studio to explain why they copied Hayes and Sean and listen to some clips from Wolfcool's many new TV episode review podcasts.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. So, it's, you know, me, Nina, Agdal, Bahadi, Prince Lou, and me. And we're sitting at this Mediterranean place and I keep checking my watch and finally I go, ladies, quick question. Shawarma lunch at? And one of the waiters heard too and he comes over like,

did I just, did you make that? I said, yes, I swear. And he's like, did I just, did you make that? I said, yes, I swear. And he's like, do I, you know, can I use it? I said, I don't think it works for you because you're the waiter, you know. Did you get shawarma? Mm-hmm. Is that what you were eating for lunch? It was on the menu.

Oh, okay. But you didn't because you're not supposed to get that. I mean, I don't order it just because I'm I have the whole macrobiotic I have a very specific oh yeah no I know that's why that's another reason that I thought it was strange it doesn't have as big biotics it's just a very

funny thing to say because it's one of the things they serve oh yes I think it's even funnier this way actually yes that I wasn't getting it, you know. And Nina thought it was very funny. Were they wearing the stuff from the magazine like you asked them to wear? Yeah, the wings and...

Yes, the big wings and... Just so you could recognize them when you come into the restaurant, they should be, you know... Well, that's the the restaurant they should be you know well that's the thing is they want to be from is the catalog they want to meet and they wanted to pitch me this sort of um it wasn't really a show i don't think okay um but they had an idea to pitch me of like a thing we could all do together. Yeah. And so I just said like, well, when I get there, I don't want to be looking around asking everybody, are you Nina?

Are you Bahari? I mean, are you Anne? Yeah. And so I was like, just be dressed the way in the photos that I found. And I sent them the first three images that I found when Googling them. But what was the show? That they were pitching? Yeah.

Can you say just like a broad thing? The log line was, and this is just the log line, and so just a really clean, but I'm not sure I totally got it, but it was three babes in a stud are rolling betwixt the sheets, I think is what they said. And I said, well, I said, okay, is it like a docudrama or is it comedic? And they were like, no, it's reality. And I said, well, I don't really work in reality TV space.

And they were like, no, it's real. That would be a weird step for you. Yeah, they were like, no, it's real a weird step for you. Yeah. They were like, no, it's real. And it's happening now. And I said, well,

hang on, hang on. You know what reality means? Well, I said, do you, I do have a commitment from someone. Is that why you're saying it's,

it's happening now. And they were like, it's happening right across the street. And she pointed at her, you know, um, we were straight across from, uh,

either Ann or, uh, but I can't tell them. Yeah. But, uh, their houses look the same. Yeah. Yes. Pointed at her house across the either Ann or, I can't tell them. Yeah. But pointed at their- Their houses look the same, yeah. Yes, pointed at her house across the street and said, no, it's happening in there.

And I was like, well, who's the production company? You guys haven't figured any of this out, you know? So, embarrassing for them, I would say. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, welcome to Hollywood Handbook. It's our guide to kicking butt and dropping dapes at the red carpet. Live back to us in this industry we call showbiz.

I'm doing such a good job of sounding happy and like I'm having a good time because the truth is I was so mad this week about all the different things that happened. It was upsetting. And like you think about America and you want to be proud of what's going on there. Or what I thought was America. And now, I look at other humans, and I'm like, it's disgusting how we behave sometimes when different things happen. And America's supposed to be setting an example for a lot of places that don't have all the stuff yet. Yes.

It's the first country in the world. Yes. But instead, this is what we do we look at a picture of a dress online this is so-called this is what we spend our time on we see a picture of a dress and then that's all we want to even talk about for the entire day. And everyone all day is talking the dress. Riddle me this. Why are we now going to be talking about a dress and looking at that when outside we have ISIS. Yes. As being ISIS out there.

ISIS in the world. Oh, yes. Yes. Thank yes. Yes. Thank you. Yes. This rocks that you brought this up. We didn't talk about this before.

No. This rocks. I knew you would feel the exact same way. I was so pissed. Because you hate Isis as much as I do. I can't stand him. Or even if we forget whether I hate him or not. Forget that.

That doesn't. Let's find out if we hate them because we get, we can't do it. If we're talking about a dress, we should be talking, not what color is the dress. What color is ISIS? We should be looking at a picture of ISIS and talking about that and arguing about whether, how,

what do you see when you look at it? And can I just say, they're loving this over there. They're watching all that's going on with us. And they're saying, we love this. I wouldn't be surprised if they made the dress. It's a distract.

I wouldn't be surprised if they made the dress. And while we're doing the dress, what are they doing planting stuff in the animals in the sewer that's going to grow big, climb out, and bite you when you're on the toilet? I mean, this is how diabolical they can be. when you're on the toilet. I mean, this is how diabolical they can be. So it's literally, they probably made the dress so they could make a toilet monster. At your most, they catch you at your most vulnerable. So you got to do it standing up now.

Yeah, or you got to get what I have, which is an elevated seat. So on my seat, there's another three feet of seat and I got to climb a little step ladder to get up there but it gives me time at least and it's translucent on the side that i can see if there's any kind of um monster so we don't i mean people everyone wants a celebrity to weigh in and like say what color they think the dress is but i refuse to even take a position on it there okay here's the thing if you want to like let's just put it to bed yeah

because i can actually talk about it because because of the science i do actually yes yes because i do actually love science and love science books and one thing that you have to understand about rods and cones is that your color of your eye is reflecting what you've seen. And your brain is also subtracting some of the spectral information from what it's being seen versus what is being perceived. And it's so funny to me that people look at that picture and they're like, huh? Like, they talk about the different things and they're like, huh, what's happening? When it's like, it's the rods.

Like, you don't know rods? Yeah, no. And it's, well, and the coal. Yes. Yes. But it's, and it's like, well, okay, so you never went to science. But like, can we get now the science is doing ISIS instead?

Because now we've settled it, right? So we don't have to talk about it anymore. Because if we could get some of our science guys who've been talking about dress colors and working on that for a while now, if we could get them down into the sewers, putting something that is not going to be poisonous to us, but is poisonous to some of the animals that I believe ISIS may be. Manufacturing. Yes. In there.

That could actually help the country, which is the first country. We wanted to do a new feature that we're really excited about it was oscars last week and everyone saying where what were we saying about oscars yes yes and so we have something we couldn't do it right away it took a really long time to kind of like put this together uh it's it's more production value than we're kind of used to for our show. We like to sort of wing it. But for something like this that we were really excited about, we sort of pulled out all the stops to do something really nice

and good and funny for you. People always ask, you know, which parties do you go to? And what we've been deciding to do this year is just the whole party was me and Hayes. And everybody's invited through your ears because guys doing the Oscars, you're on notice. So this is a segment that we do where we recorded ourselves watching Oscars and just riffing just like we would normally do. Because even like if we were there and we were in our seats we'd be just like riffing and then suddenly people are like turning to face us and they they want to hear our joke yeah so we're this is segment called reference strokes uh for different jokes

reference strokes for different jokes yes uh academy burn wards edition because everyone had to go to the burn ward yes and uh get treatments for the burns so um this is just real like live stream hayes and i were doing this in the moment it's gonna feel like we re-watched the telecast and maybe wrote some of these jokes because uh we are that quick and so we promise this is this is 100 on the spot i swear live this is just a clip of it we will re we will release the whole thing as like uh pay as you want download yeah i mean with a minimum with a minimum price yeah pay what you want with a minimum of 40 dollars yes yes uh but this is just like a little taste, but like factor that in when you go buy the real thing that you already got some for free

and shouldn't you be paying... At least over 40 and possibly... Yeah, in addition to what the rest of the value is. Yes. Yeah, so this is reference strokes... For different jokes. For different jokes. Oscar Burnward edition.

Academy Burnward edition. Academy Burnward edition. Yes, sorry. Okay, so can you just play that, Tim? Okay. Okay. And look, it's violin. Yeah.

Yeah, I hear it. Oh, yeah, I'm the uh conductor like he's waving who's this guy nominees for best actress in a supporting role who is this yeah who is talking hey pal get a uh get a different suit yeah who's guy up there? You think he's wearing a suit? Not my tempo. Not quite my tempo. I was a little nervous about that one. What did he say?

Huh? What did he say? It sounded like he said a joke. I don't know. Okay. And it's my honor to tell you... Is this new, this blanket? Yeah. It's the honor to tell you the names. Is this new, this blanket? Here are the nominees for performance.

It's the same one. They did a new version of my old one. Oh, yeah, because I was saying. They did like an updated version. Well, when I walked in, I thought this is the blanket that's been here before. Yeah. Because I always wrap myself up in it on the rocking chair when we're watching shows here. Yeah, they just let me bring whatever i want well it gets cold at this

at this restaurant sometimes we're gonna be here yeah and they just like i just have them remove a table and we set up the you know we have this little area and they let me bring blankets that i could just sort of do i spend a lot of money here um so and they have the yeah you pay the lights in this place yeah and the tv is not close oh check it out it's like oh yeah let's look at this movie clip yeah they show and like if there's one thing i could teach you did you this looks good did you see this no yeah i didn't either it doesn't actually okay yeah but it's like this kind of stuff never wins oh yeah you know because it's all about like the big show right you know and it's like whatever's the big show and i've got another note uh excuse me lady uh not my tempo

who's this too much of my life which one's this oh um this oh uh is this X-Men First Class it's one of the guys so here's another guy it's like crazy

how every year it's like more and more nominees I know and they have so much and it's like it's like, another guy?

Coming soon next year, everybody. Everyone has to get a trophy. And now suddenly we're all winning the trophy? Yeah, and then that's why I'm thinking of throwing out a lot of money. Okay. The rest of us, then you don't matter. And you know what? You're right.

You don't. This looks okay, too. It's not important, okay? You're right. You don't. This looks okay, too. It's not important. This actually looks pretty good. Okay? You're not important. Get used to it. She looked nice.

Right? Yeah. Another one. The queen. Yeah. She has to even... It's like they just have to... Wait, I have something for this.

Just give me something I wanted to do about this. Oh, right. It's like, she could be in like a vacuum. Yes. Like space vacuum? No, like a vacuum. I can't read what it says here. A vacuum commercial.

She could be in vacuum commercial and they say have the award have the award that's what it says that's good no because she does she has um the uh one of yeah do you want to do a thing about that too about About how many she has? Yeah. I don't want to pause it. I did have a thing of like how she's got so much. Okay. Like where she doesn't have room where to put them. Where she puts them is like the area. Yes, where she puts them. Yes.

Yeah. I'm sorry. I took too long for mine. No, it's totally fine. Who won? Huh? Did they say who won? Yeah.

Which one is that? That's not Mera Street, though. No. She probably didn't want it because she doesn't have anywhere to put another one. That's great. I'm glad you got to do that. Yes, this music is...

It's the same music. It's like we know it's... We remember this from before. That's not totally in my tempo. Yeah. She forgot. She's wearing glasses. Yeah, she's...

Lost her contacts. Thank you to the academy to my beautiful powerful nominees to IFC Jonathan Staring John your nominees I know

you don't all know 12 years of being slave oh Hayes we should cut that out well it's from a movie. No, I know, but... This is a show about movies. It won the movie.

It just seems... Too edgy. You remember when somebody forgot to say I love my husband? No. You don't remember that? My friends who all worked so hard to make this world

a better place to my parents Rosanna Richmond Alexis and David it is slowed down you can hear that it's a little like slowed down because I wanted us to be able to riff on it fit in more riffs yeah

well we are getting a ton of stuff in more riffs yeah well we are getting a ton of stuff in to help me bring ecological sanitation to the developing world sanitation you're not a trash man you're an actor

yes being like put away the trash yeah to every taxpayer and citizen of this nation okay

we have fought for everybody else's equal rights uh huh it's our time Okay. What's going on? Who's she talking about? What is this? This part's scary. Are they mad at us?

She seemed mad at us Huh People liked it I don't get it Yeah, I don't really understand what it was either What the Are they not getting paid? What the fuck was it?

You're supposed to be doing Yeah The nice You're just saying thank you Everyone's getting paid And yes, you say thank you Because you won She's acting like she didn't win

She's being mad Yeah, you just did get it Yeah They didn't They gave it to a woman They gave the award to a woman I don't know Maybe she thinks that they In fairness, I didn't hear all of it but a lot of it i just seem like i'm like

what are you so being mad that you got a word the film beyond the lights follows the journey oh yes um yes uh yeah uh they want to take our order so So he is going to have the tabbouleh. And I will be having the tabbouleh as well. Can I have mine on a plate, please? Sometimes they do it in a bowl. Can I? Okay, so he's on a plate, and if you're writing this down, if you could put mine in a cone, like a waffle cone, and I'm going to crunch through it, and this is my cheat day.

Is this, should we order more? We're going to be here for a long time. Okay, so make that two tabboulehs, and I haven't tried that. You have a mint lemonade on here. I haven't tried that. Is that good? I would have some of that, too, if you want to share a big one. Okay, can we get two straws?

And then, or unless, I don't care if you don't care. About how many straws we have? No, I mean, like like we don't want to waste straw i was just thinking if we're gonna have a sip at the same time but honestly i feel like we could time it out yeah um or if we wanted to we could probably share one straw that's what i'm saying no but even if we did want to take a sip at the same time i think we could probably make it wide make it a little wider than a normal and if you just want to stretch the opening and then...

I think we could probably figure that out. Yeah. And then... Is there anything else? Bibs? Do you get bibs? Oh, yeah. We have a couple extra bibs,

two pairs of gloves, and then... We're going to get six or seven of these Budinos. Oh, what is that? Is that? Oh, hang on a second. Did something happen here? La, la, la, la, la.

Not quite my tempo, lady. I missed it. Sorry, no. We're doing. Yes, we're riffing on. Waters. The Oscars, yeah. We're doing... Yes, we're riffing on...

Waters. The Oscars, yeah. And... A couple of these bread puddings. A couple... Is this seasonal fruit crumble? Is that pear right now? Is that what's...

No? So that's just a taste. That's just a taste. That's just a little taste. And that is for real. I promise you, we didn't come up with anything ahead of time. That's just watching the show like we normally would. That was in the moment.

It feels written because of our training. But also, we don't get through the entire ceremony because we do get pretty sick from some of what we wound up ordering. But we do the bulk of it they turn off the tv yes the restaurant we were in um what was the name of that place you've brought me there before herbs herbs so the herb himself actually came out unplugged the tv and um uh called a an ambulance for us. Because we were refusing the ambulance because it was actually nice of him. We were saying we wouldn't go to the hospital

because we had to finish the show. Had to finish riffing. And so he said, oh, the show's finished. He tricked us into thinking it was over by what we now know as unplugging the TV. And the next day we realized that there was a lot of stuff that we hadn't seen. Yeah, they do a whole

award for like which movie they like yeah which movie they like yeah they do do that uh we have a great guest today and another one yeah so we've got one great guest and another guest is great and uh it's the guys who from the gilmore The Gilmore Guys. Yes, big, famous podcast. We'll talk all about it coming right up on Hollywood Handbook. So, Mark Helgenberger, she's investigating my body. I'm supposed to be just lying there like I'm dead. But I know, because I've been paying attention, that this has to be the last take because they're all out of film and so I wake up and I'm like hey and so now they just have to like account for that in the rest of the show

they've got to use that one so they wind up writing you and so now now I'm like a main part of the show because they have to be like, how'd that magic guy? It's those veteran tricks of the trade, you know, that often will get you noticed and create a sort of arc for your character. Hey, welcome to Hollywood Handbook, an insider's guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red carpet linebacker hallways of this industry we call showbiz. Wagwam. You guys know we've been extending our little fingies into other podcasts and trying to set up new avenues.

You can't rest on your laurels in this business. You have to go vertical and you have to diversify. And it's a lot like, I mean, we talk about stocks all the time on this, but it's a lot like stocks and portfolios. Yes. Following the market. And the trends. Watching the moves. But bucking the trends and doing the main thing and also doing the side stuff. Yes, yes.

Doing the main thing, but also trying to do the opposite of whatever the big people are doing. Big people. And speaking of big people, we got our guests. Yeah. And so here they are. We usually introduce the guests, but why don't you guys just introduce yourselves? Do it. You have a podcast.

Yeah. If you guys are like such the expert. Yeah, you know what you're doing. Yeah. Yeah, we could kind of, yeah. I'm Kevin. I'm Demi. And we are the Gilmore guys. The Gilmore guys, technically. Yeah, you know what you're doing. Yeah, we could kind of, yeah. I'm Kevin. I'm Demi. And we are the Gilmore

guys, technically. That's what people like, I guess. So people like it, you're doing a podcast about TV, entertainment. I wonder where that idea came from. And it's very popular. I've seen you've been written up in The Atlantic and

some other publications. It must feel pretty good, huh? Yeah, it was kind of a big shock to us. It took off pretty quickly. Yeah, a lot of people are listening. The fan response has been pretty overwhelming and amazing. For sure. We're very humble.

We're talking about TV. Yeah. We're talking about TV. And for saying that you're the first guys to talk about TV, to me, is, always makes me a little say, hello, what?

Because, And I have the same reaction. I remember a certain guy and his friend, who were also doing that, and the guy is Sean, and I'm the friend. And I have the same reaction where I go, hello,

what? And it's because I'm picturing, Hayes talking about TV as the main guy, and I'm his friend, and I'm next to him, and I'm doing it too. And so in that way, you do have to wonder, isn't you guys phonies? I don't think we're phonies. The question is, isn't you guys phonies? Speak on that. Yes.

Well, I will say, truthfully, I was a fan of this podcast going back. You guys started in what? 2001. You guys started in 2001. October of 2001. October 2001. So just after. We started in October of 2014. 2001. October 2001. So just after. We started in October of 2014.

Yeah. So there's that connection. I don't know if I would say specifically, like definitely we love what you guys do, and we definitely feel part of the same community that you guys are a part of, like the podcasting community. Oh, I thought you were going to say phonies. And it's like, we're not phonies. That's not a community that we are a part of.

But you mean something else. Because it doesn't feel like you're talking the question. I feel like in a way, our podcast is inspired by yours. You have the original version of the slap, and then you got the new NBC version. They're not the same, but one just happens to be right now. But the new one's good.

Right. The old one nobody even ever heard of and the new one, Sarsgaard, Quinto, and all the rest. Right. So you guys think that's you? We're not. We're no Sarsgaard. Quinto maybe. I've never.

I see myself. That's the one with the. With the slap. No. Oh, yeah. You might be thinking of a different show. Yeah. I was thinking of the slap bet.

The How I Met Your Mother thing. No, no, no. Man, that show. No bets. Oh, man. We should start a podcast about that show. No. Let's do it more gross.

No. Well, stop it. This is what we're saying. Stop doing this. And this is exactly what we wanted to talk to you guys about. No. That's Gilmore Girls. No. Well, stop it. This is what we're saying. And this is exactly what we wanted to talk to you guys about. And so here's something. Now, you got your show

and people like it and great and you talk about the Gilmore Girls and fine. But actually, Hayes and I have a new podcast shingle called Wolf Cool from Cowanob's Productions

and I think that you're going to see a lot of new content coming out of that. And I think you're going to have a tough time starting a new podcast about a TV show. Because we're going to do every show watch every episode

and talk about it on a podcast. So if you like an episode of a show, you can go listen to our podcast about it because we have something to say. And I'll be in the magazine now. Yes. I don't know if we were ever in the magazine. I think it was just the online publication.

I printed it out and made a magazine, but that's not the same. Okay. Braggy. Yeah. Guy's got a 3D printer. It's one podcast about different episodes of different shows, or it's one podcast per show? No, we're doing a bunch of them.

It is technically one, but we're going to figure out how to split it up into a bunch of little ones. So when you search... There is a way to do that on the computer. I haven't fully figured it out yet. I'm going to make it small ones. It is one sound file right now

where we've watched all the shows and talked about them. But Engineer Sam, you have a way because you were talking about a way that you can uh make it small make it time more tiny yeah i can cut it up for you yeah and now you just have to know where to do it because it shouldn't be like in the middle of me saying something yeah in the middle no it'd be in separate okay i just i just want you to know that it should be like at the end of one episode in the middle of me talking. No, it'd be in separate episodes. Okay, I just want you to know that it should be, like, at the end of one episode and the beginning of another. And the next one, yeah. Instead of just, like, in the middle of a sentence.

So did you guys record all of them at once? We've done half right now. It was, the recording was continuous on my computer, but sometimes we would, like, go off and do other stuff or go sleep. We have to go to sleep. And TV in general makes me, personally, a very sleepy boy. Talkers me out. Yes, you as well. It's very soothing, and that's part of why I don't own one.

It's just because I want to be able to get my work done. So how do you watch, if you don't own a TV, how do you watch the shows? Well, Hayes has a TV, and he'll unplug it, bring it to a nice restaurant and we will set up shop. It's pretty nice. We go to one place called Herbs that he really likes. It has a very diverse menu. Herbs auf Larchmont?

Maybe. Yeah. I mean, you know, that's a question for our engineer, Sam. I mean, he's the one who drives me. Engineer Sam, just so you know, in those big pauses when we go off and do other things, listen through those because sometimes I'll be like buzzing through the room and I'll like have a quick thing about whatever's on the TV. You guys don't need to record when you're sleeping.

Well, if you turn it off off what if it doesn't go back on well you can turn it off and on it will but what if the last what if it's the last time when i turn it off like what if i hit the switch to turn it off and then suddenly it doesn't let me turn it back on yeah if it goes away do you guys want to know how we do our show and maybe we can like it's our we did the original show we know how you did your show because it's our show so do you guys record this show continuously like if we leave are you gonna have recordings of us saying like goodbye and stuff sam well i don't know if you guys want to tell them your secrets? Okay. Yeah, this seems like the more we tell you, the more you have to steal from us. Good idea, Sam.

Go ahead, tell us how you do your show because I'd be curious to hear exactly how close it is. Sure. So we get together. We meet in a little office building. It's not very big because we just wanted a space where people would feel comfortable not in a living room and certainly nothing as nice as this place here at the Earwolf Studios

I like the sound of that but overall we just try to have fun people on and I go through and edit every episode after we record and just try to pick the best parts of it maybe edit in little clips from the show

try to keep it I'm sorry it does try to keep it within a reasonable length sometimes the episodes go long sometimes they go a little bit short and we pad it out with clips it's a fun process

we do Q&A from listeners and people on Twitter. It's like voicemails and calls. It's like a popcorn gallery. A pop, okay. The popcorn, oh, that's the segment you guys do on this show. Yeah, it's only one of the top ten most popular segments we do. Yeah, I haven't listened to this in a long time. Teaser Freezer, you're doing it wrong by Grove, I haven't listened to this in a long time. After Gmail Roulette, Teaser Freezer,

You're Doing It Wrong by Grove, I Think I Gnog It, Ain't Wrong, the one, the Academy Burn Award. Oh, yeah. It was reference jokes for different jokes. Yes, that one.

Yeah, that's a big one. Yes. Teaser Freezer and a lot of other segments. But truly, probably number seven or eight is Popcorn Gallery. So I see you managed to seize your little grimy little... I would argue that our Q&A is a little bit different than Popcorn Gallery. Right. We sing a song before we do it. Do you guys have a song for Popcorn Gallery?

Yeah, we have a bunch. Do you sing it live every time? We should try doing a bunch. Should we do that? Should we have started doing that before? People seem to like that. Should you do one now just to test it out? Is that what we're missing?

Maybe. Yeah. We can't because then contractually we would have to have questions. We have to do a popcorn gallery and have questions. Yeah. We don't have the sound wraps from Mark. You want to ask questions to who? To you guys.

Okay. So Demi and I watched the questions. This seems like a trap. This seems like hand me the gun. What if I ask questions to Kevin? I'll put the bullets in. Yeah. You know?

You ask Kevin something? Sure. Yeah, because he wouldn't want to trap me. What's the fun in that? I don't want to trap anybody. I'm just here to have a good time. Okay. I mean, we'd have to use old sound drop from Mark if we were going to do this.

Okay. Do you want to just do one? I guess let's do one and see if it works. Okay. Okay, so Demi's going to ask me... So we'll sing it. Yeah, we'll sing it. One question.

Uh-huh. You guys are going to sing it. We have to get it out of the bag. He'll sing it. Yeah. It's a big time investment, but I think it's going to be good, so... Okay. Then let's go for it.

Okay. The Popcorn Gallery is time for it now. The Popcorn Gallery is a segment on Hollywood Handbook. Sean and Hayes let the viewers ask the questions. It's not about the peanut gallery because it's about movies. Yeah, movies is the reason It's called The Popcorn Gallery Sean and Hayes Letting the viewers

Do it All the questions Yeah Now it's time for The Popcorn Gallery Oh yeah That was fun I think you

Crushed that Hayes That was really fun I think you crushed that, Hayes. That was really fun. I can actually see why you like it, because it is fun to do that. Yeah. I was embarrassed at first, but then at the end, I thought it was fun. But by the end, it was electric. Now, I'm going to reach in the bag and get a question. Let me just dig out an old sound drop.

My high school friend, Mark, records the sound drops for these. Ah, here we go. I'll just plug it into the outlet. I am not a crook. My dog checkers. So, okay, so that's a slightly older one. That's probably from one of the first episodes in 2001. That was 2001? I believe so, yeah. When we say 2001, we mean the release date of the film 2001. Oh, okay.

So 1968. That was the subject of our film 2001. Oh, okay. So 1968. That was the subject of our first episode. Oh, you guys return. Okay, you guys talk. We've been doing this since 2001. I get it. It was our October 2001 episode, but we did a bunch of ones after that. We did a November 2001 one.

Sweet November. Yeah, we were just covering that one for a while. Kind of like what you guys do. Yeah. Yeah, we were just covering that one for a while. Kind of like what you guys do. Yeah, it is long. Are there different episodes about 2001? Is this your popcorn gallery question? No. That seems like a real waste of the popcorn gallery question.

We did say you could only get one. Yeah, you're supposed to have one, and it's really supposed to be to Kevin. Is it cool if I just go ahead and ask Kevin? That question? I don't think he's going to know the answer. Okay, so you pick the question. Yes. My question is do you are you

what's your favorite Fast and Furious movie? You know for me it was one of those things where it started off you know, it started off kind of slow. I'd say the fifth one. No, that was not a – no, but the fifth one I would say. It sounds like it was a pun.

It wasn't. No, but the fifth one, I feel like it really came together for them. It was the first one they called Fast Five. Right. It was Fast Five. You didn't need all the other words in it. Yeah. I really enjoyed that one.

Cool. Yeah. Is this a movie? Yes. This sounds like a movie to me. Yeah, Fast Five. you didn't need all the other words in it. Yeah. I really enjoyed that one. Cool. Yeah. Is this a movie? Yes. This sounds like a movie to me. Yeah, Fast Five. It is. So you take TVs first, and now we give you the one chance.

You said it wouldn't be a trick. It's not a trick. And now you're talking about movies, which is the other thing that we like to talk about. And I can't wait to read about this tomorrow in Harper's Monthly. That would be really quickly put together. Harper's Bazaar. What is that magazine called? I don't think they're going to write about this in Harper Lee Magazine.

Well, I've been surprised before, boys. We want to do all of ours. Yeah, why don't you hear a little clip from one of our new shows. Yeah, I would love to. And it's called Army Husbands. And we're one by one watching every episode of Army Wives. And where do you think we got the idea to do this? Sounds a lot like our podcast.

So this was a good episode of Army Wives. Oh, yes. Where all the Army guys die. And the woman is talking to her friend Noreen. Yes. Yeah, she and Noreen. Yes. Yeah, she and Noreen, yeah, will go to the gym. Oh, how about the one scene where the two ladies is talking in the bathroom?

Answer me this, Hayes. Why is it that ladies always got to go to the bathroom together? You wouldn't see guys doing that. Especially army guys. Imagine all these army guys going like, I'll go to the bathroom. I gotta powder my nose.

Rick, are you coming? They're being fighting in the desert. Against Osama. Yes, and saying, oh, where's the bathroom? Now we all gotta go. Could you come to the latrine with me? Hello?

You know, and women. So. So. Sound familiar? That was really good. Yeah. I enjoyed that. No, I think you guys have an interesting angle on it.

For sure. I think for us, the reason we decided to do a show like Gilmore Girls is, I don't want to speak for Demi, but we're both kind of feminists in a way. We love women. We love women. Well, you heard we're talking about them too. Right. I think you're talking about them

in a slightly different way than we would talk about them. Well, you didn't hear the whole thing. Hayes has a whole thing about how they drive. Oh, can we listen to that? Is it like how they be driving? Right? Right? That's exactly right right it's madness it is madness because it is called the rearview mirror not the makeup mirror

well wait why did you... Is that in the recording? You didn't play that part. We were coming into the room. It was like... Oh, yes. Hayes had said it. We had gone to the bathroom together during our impression.

Because we were talking about it sort of made us have to do it. Or at least see what it was about, yeah. Was it good? The bathroom? My bathroom is small. My downstairs one. His house is huge but the bathroom

that's an addition or something. It was the closest one and since we had to get there quickly it's sort of you have to crawl in. Yes. The door's sort of a, you have to crawl in? Yes. The door is not of a normal height because something about the wall structure. So you're going.

I have an A-frame house kind of, and if something is going to be on the side of the house, it has to be small. It has to follow the slope of the roof. It's a chalet. What used to happen is there was a um you know when mechanics are like going under a car and they'll get on top of that sort of wheelie thing and just pull themselves under so you used to sort of roll yourself in like that yeah one of those wheels started it rolled under the couch yeah so guys why are we here hmm what is i don't like you bring us here

we're happy to talk to you about hollywood stuff we want to talk to you about podcasting or like Guys, why are we here? Hmm? What is... I don't... Like, you bring us here. We're happy to talk to you about Hollywood stuff. We want to talk to you about podcasting or, like, share tips and tricks. And we want to be friends with you guys. And I was under the impression we were friends. But... I invited you to my barbecue. I feel hostility. You guys didn't show up to the barbecue.

We were there for hours. You were the only people we... I didn't recognize the address. I don't know that street that's weird that's not say safety first if you don't know yeah and that's not on you that's not on you Demi but you got to know what the street is yeah I don't think that it's like you don't want to go to a strange Street at night yeah it was the middle of the day do you want but if we we were having a good time. What if it was fun?

Stay too late. I guess I could see that. I'm not too worried about that. I feel like now that you know my street, would you come next time I had a barbecue? What if I had the barbecue at your place so you know your street? Where I am, you got to clear that with my dad.

Okay. Well, I'll ask you. Yeah. It sounds like it could make a lot of noise. Yes, that's one of the issues. And that doesn't seem like something. Like you think the grill is loud? Yeah, or just like fire.

We'd probably want to set off a couple fireworks, right? We don't have to. I didn't do that at my barbecue. Okay. Well, this sounds like I probably would have gotten out of there early then. Okay, well. Anyway, you were being pissed off. I mean, what's the point, Kevin?

We just want to be buddies. Right. We just want to be podcasting buddies. This is the arrangement that we have come to, Kevin. You do your show about the Gilmore Girls. Yes, The one show that you get and we do the rest.

And we get the rest. We're doing American Dad. Yes. Let's do our show about, yes, it's American Guys.

Our show about American Dad. American Guys. Mm-hmm. So this is our weekly installment of Roger's Disguises where we talk about

all the different disguises that our favorite alien stepped into on the show. And he's doing the wig. And it's on his head and makes him, you know. So he was like a hippie. And he said like, oh, the the peace love and happiness man oh jeez patchouli and he did that

and he was a policeman and he went freeze buster I think that was some of the other ones I think there were weren't there a bunch more oh yeah there were oh no, weren't there a bunch more? Oh yeah, there were.

Oh, I have it written down here. Uh, construction worker, Indian, uh, sailor. Uh,

he was a Mexican guy. Um, he did a pilgrim outfit, um, which I guess was right after the, and he was like, he was dressed as an Indian. Then he changed into a pilgrim outfit and go across the table and talk to himself. The Thanksgiving episode.

Yes, that's right. We should have talked about it. Now the show's over. We should have talked about all the Thanksgiving stuff they did in this episode, but we're out of time. You know, podcasts, they can be as long as you want them to be. You guys said you were out of time. No, we had another thing that we had to...

You were recording another podcast afterwards? Yeah, we had a friend's barbecue if you asked to know. On a street that we had to go do. Familiar with. Yeah. Well, now I just feel like you're being purposefully mean. I'm being honest. That's what friends do for each other.

So we are friends. We're friends. Well, you want to be, and so here's a little taste of it. Yeah, we went to a really fun bar with you after that podcast. It's called the opposite of phoniness. Ever heard of it? Yeah, I've heard of it. Yeah, I know what honesty is.

Remember? Remember what? Honesty. Not being phony. If I'm being honest, I feel like this passive aggressiveness is coming out of nowhere. Because Sean, you were on our podcast. Oh, okay. Well, is that even?

I mean, why did you bring that? I mean, hey, do you have to understand? At the time, I didn't even. What the? I mean, was I even really on the podcast? You know, I just thought that was a conversation. You were great. People loved you.

Yeah. Oh, did they? We'd love for you to come back. We had a great time. Yeah. And it just seems like, I don't know what's happened in between the recording of that podcast and now, but something occurred. Something changed between then and now to make you so hostile.

What do you think? I'm a different person around Hayes than I am around my other friends? What do you mean you were on the show? On their show? Well, we actually have a clip of it if you want to play it. It's queued up.

You have a clip of this? Yeah. Sean, thank you so much for coming on the show seriously thank you for having me this is the most fun i've ever had doing a podcast i'm so glad that you said yeah we love hollywood handbooks you and haze are so funny on them uh yeah okay i mean that seems it seems weird that you it's you think haze is funny? I had a great time here. Okay, I understand. Let's get into it.

Let's talk Gilmore. Let's talk about Gilmore, girls. You know the theme song. You want to sing it with us? Yes, indeedy. It's Gilmore, guys. It's Gilmore, guys. Guys. You said I could never listen to their show.

Because you said it was too rude for me to listen to, right? You said I wouldn't like it because of the way they talk about guys and girls getting together in that way. It's a little raunchy. Not really that raunchy. But now I'm starting to think that you told me I could never listen to it or even search it on iTunes because you said that the names of the show, the episodes were very rude and raunchy. Yes. But now I'm starting to think it was because you didn't want me to know that you had gone on their show and said, been very nice about me. And it was only a very small clip.

Well, I think that's most of what we talked about regarding you on the episode. Are there any more clips? We have one more. Well, there's one more. No, Jess would never do that. I don't think so. And the thing about Rory and Jess in this situation. What's up?

What's up, Sean? I'm sorry. Can I just. Hey, he's just like. He's like a problem, right? Okay, this is the third time you brought it up. I mean, look. No, I will.

No, the Good Morning Girls. Yeah, we'll do the show. But like, dude's fucking. I mean, he's dead weight. I like him. time you brought it up i mean i look no i will no the gilmore girls yeah we'll do the show but like dude's fucking i mean he's dead weight i like i like him i think no he's a nice guy i mean he means well and i wish him all the best but it's like this is the kind of shit i gotta be doing right i mean you guys really got it made over here but you guys seem to have a chemistry that we aspire to we love having all manufactured i'm doing that we aspire to. I mean, all manufactured. I'm doing that. We're kind of ripping you off even in doing Gilmore guys.

In a way. Yeah. It's like, it's like you guys are the original. I mean, I'm cutting all this out, but I don't feel that way. I don't think you should cut it out.

You guys are like Kevin and Demi beta. Right. And I think that's all me. And I think he's a fucking jerk off. Okay. It's pretty rude. In retrospect, I could have edited it out. I think you should have.

You said you were going to. What day was this? I don't even know if this was... Was this two, three Saturdays ago? Because you came to my house. Yeah. And I said, where were you? Yes.

And you said you had robbed a bank. Mm-hmm. And that I could never talk about, you never wanted to talk about it again. And I couldn't ask you what you did because you felt too guilty. Mm-hmm. The weird thing about hearing that clip is it doesn't sound, doesn't it sound like doctored? It's not. You were there.

We have photos. It does sound a little doctored. Yeah, doesn't it, Hayes? And also, isn't some of the stuff so rude in it? I don't think you would like that show. Somebody said something about jerking off, which I, I mean, you did say that there was that kind of rudeness on there. But that was Sean. That was Sean that said that.

Well, I don't know. With all the doctoring, it is hard to know who says what because you did say that you do edit it afterwards. I edit it, but I just kind of take out dead spaces. I never alter the way someone would talk. I would not do that. We cut out the parts where I'm sleeping or something. Well, what is it other than people talking on the show?

You could be doing whatever you want. Sam has shown us all the different tricks you can do. Oh, yeah. You can make it sound like anyone has been anywhere at any time. But we haven't been. I promise you, we would have no reason to. We put out the episode the way we did, kind of uncut from those rawer moments because

Sean requested it. Right. Maybe, but I think we've been working in movies sound in a while and so we kind of know the powers that you have and Hayes really gets it especially and he knows the difference between a holding deal and an

offer. Yeah, I do know the difference between those things. I don't. You did rob a bank that day? Oh, well, I mean, I don't want to have that on record. So, like, let me just say this. I didn't rob a bank. I was recording a Gilmore Guys podcast. A badass like me?

I said where's the money why don't you have any money and you said you lost it should we go you said you lost it down the side of your car seat yeah well I was driving so fast to get away

and you couldn't reach it anymore and it was gone well and I tried to reach it and it fell out and I almost took a tumble. Yeah. Yeah, it was a wild scene, man, and thanks for the Band-Aid. That made me sympathy for you. Yeah, but if you remember, I got down on the—

you had at this point taped two skateboards together so I could roll into the bathroom. And I rolled down in there, and you even saw there was a band-aid missing when I came out so yeah there was a band-aid missing but you weren't wearing it and I heard the toilet no I used it to seal if you had just flushed the band-aid down the toilet oh please okay can I read a text that Sean sent me from that day if that that's cool? I feel like we're being persecuted here, and I want to clear our names. Okay. Okay. Sean, hey, guys.

Had a lot of fun doing the podcast today. I think Hayes will be mad about some of the stuff I said. Is it cool if I tell him I was robbing a bank? And Kevin was in this group chat. He said, yeah, that's fine. You can do that. I gave a thumbs-up emoji. He did.

And then Sean gave us the gave a thumbs up emoji. He did. And then Sean gave us the cool eyes sunglasses emoji. And he said, I might tell him I lost the money because I don't have the money. And I said, you don't have to tell us that, but okay. But in reality, Sean, the only thing you stole that day

was the hearts of our listeners. Yeah. Oh, um... This story, can I say, with the texting and stuff? Yeah. That is pushing it for me that you would be able to put an image into text. Because I know, I've seen you try to do that before. It's very hard for you to do. I text one letter at a time because the mechanism

is not totally clear to me of how it works. And I've received images, but when I try to make one be on the screen, I have a lot of trouble. You type commands into the text box. I've seen you do this.

You type out, make smiley face. Well, and the screen's battered. Yes, it's battered from you flying into a rage. So you're saying there's no way Sean could have sent that text? I find it extremely unlikely, given what I've seen of him trying to send complicated texts like that in the past. I think what you're dealing with here is an imposter. And I know of all the stuff you can do with phones,

Sam, you've explained to me about the different things you can do with a phone and the tricks. Yeah, yeah. You can send pictures. No, but how you can disguise them as being from other people. No, all I did was just delete the text afterwards. Yeah. You can delete it.

Yeah. I mean, you could change the contact name in the iPhone. Right. I don't know anything about that. Oh, he admitted it. No. I'm just saying like you could do that. I don't know if you could.

You can't make someone's phone number someone else's phone number. So it would say it was from Sean, even if it was from some sort of villain. If I did that. Some sort of imposterous villain. But I don't know any imposters. I don't have any imposter phone numbers. You don't have Magneto's phone number? I don't.

If you have that, I'd love to have him on our show. I have it. Do you want it? Oh, we should have him on the show. He wants to hang out with him. No, I just think he'd have a pretty interesting view on Gilmore Girls. Well, Magneto's a big ghillie. He's a huge ghillie. That's what we call Gilmore Girls

fans. Yeah, that's kind of a... We have a nickname for our fans. Okay, this is even getting silly for me. Up is down, left is right. People want to be friends with Magneto. I don't want to be friends. I just want to have him on the show. Unless you're saying... So you can tell him to. I just want to have him on the show. Yeah. Unless you're saying. So you can tell him to stop.

You can only have someone on your podcast unless you're friends with them. And you can't record. No, you can have someone like Magneto on the podcast, but you have to tell him to stop it. Are we your Magneto? It sort of is the equivalent of that. Are you trying to tell us to stop it? Yes. Well, we have in so many words.

That was the first idea, yeah. I don't think we're going to stop. You want us to cancel our podcast? We've got four seasons to go. That was the initial idea, yeah. Well, and to sort of fold it into ours where you would get... We would be part of Wolf Cool? Just become a Wolf Cool, yeah.

You'd be under the hobbs umbrella you get a little chunk of our like some time sort of at the end of ours post credits and stuff and let me just hang up let me just do something with the door really fast okay and so while you guys are in here it seems like the door is shut now forever. And so I don't know what exactly happened, but I did just try it and it does appear to be not openable anymore. And so since you guys are going to be in here for a really long time, you could just record a bunch of your podcast in this studio and I guess we could release it as our show. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Actually, I'm looking at that door and it's not budging. I think it actually makes the most sense. It's sort of two birds with one stone because then we have episodes to release and also you guys get to record your show. You guys get to record your show, but the listens for your show would now be our listens.

Would it say our name on the episodes? No, it would say Gilmore Guys still, but it would be the different Gilmore Guys. Would we be able to merge the names of our shows to show that it's instead of two podcasts, now one? It could be the Gilmore Guys Handbook. The Hollywood Gilmore Handbook. I like Hollywood Handbook presents the different Gilmore guys. Okay. I feel like.

A Wolf Cool production. That would get confusing in iTunes, I think. Based on a novel. Pushed by Sapphire. What? It's a, it's, we should save that for our Precious Pals podcast. Yeah, we're going to, we are, we are in the works on doing a Lee Daniels retrospective. Yeah. Is this another movie?

It is. Precious, well, it was a book first, and then it became a movie. But we're supposed to be the ones talking about movies. You can talk about movies. I feel like multiple people can talk about movies. There's a lot of podcasts about movies. People love them. People can't get enough podcasts about movies.

If that's true, I'm going to be so pissed If there's more podcasts about movies I will really be really pissed Well you guys don't just do movies right You do movies, TV, celebrities I'll be so freaking pissed We do entertainment You guys do entertainment

You guys do entertainment through the lens of Sean and Hayes And that's something no one can steal from you Certainly Demi and I can't We've tried No people have been doing it do these people who do the other movies and tv stuff they talk about how they like movies sometimes yeah or they like okay that is starting to sound very familiar we actually remember when we talked about that we actually think movies is the best and we've said it before on the show. Well, movies is great. We can all agree.

Movies is good. But there's room for more voices in the room. There's room for more cooks in the kitchen. Can you imagine if you guys were the only people that talked about 2001? Wouldn't that be kind of boring? Not to me. We should do our Seinfeld one because we did want to get some of these other did you have a clip of that

yeah let's just let's just I mean we kind of have to wrap up and thanks for coming I guess but we were just going to

burn through a couple of our other podcasts that we wanted to promote I think you guys were guests on a few of these yeah did you guys do the Seinfeld one with us

it's just whoever is really in our house at the time I guess I was there you invited me for a barbecue I showed up late. Let's play.

This DVD is not going to work. It's not going? Did you try blowing on it? Well, it was upside down the first time. And you tried it so many times. I tried it so many times.

Should I put these burgers on the grill or do you guys want to wait to cook these and see now the other problem is I mistook now I realize that you're saying that this is a burger I thought it was a DVD because I was going to say let's just go to the next disc

but if that's a burger these are burgers aren't they this is what you're saying is a burger? Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. Hey, Kevin. I think we're trying to watch Seinfeld, but I was told to bring burgers, and I don't know what...

Oh, can I have some of that burger? It's not cooked. No, I kind of like it that way. That's disgusting. Okay, let me just try it. Well, what do you remember about Seinfeld? This is the best burger I've ever had. Okay, see.

You haven't had many. Now, can you just pull the top off that burger? Yeah. Okay, see, yes. That's Kramer's face. You're eating a DVD. And now I can sort of see what's happening here. It's that I've been putting the burgers into my Xbox. Yes.

There's burgers in your Xbox, and also you've been... I've been feeding DVDs to my guests for a long time. I have no complaints. It seems like the kind of mix-up... They have been enjoying them. It seems like the kind of mix-up you would see on Seinfeld. See, is that what they did? Maybe this is the podcast.

Maybe, you know, like the show is about nothing. Maybe this podcast is about nothing, too. And we just talk about wacky adventures. We get in together as friends because we're all friends. Kevin, stop it. You're not the host of this one. This is what he does. It's like you get in here and you're so positive and you try to take over and bully us with your ideas of how you're going to make it work.

And it doesn't work. There's a burger in the Xbox. Meanwhile, we're trying to figure out what it was we remembered about Seinfeld. And that's actually what we're supposed to be doing. And so what did you say? It's about nothing? That's a cool observation, actually. Has anybody said that before? maybe that's our thing i feel like kevin says that every time you guys ask us to do recording like remember when we did that west wing podcast yes we actually have

a clip we can play that within the science vote podcast okay yeah if you want yeah sure let's play that strange the president no he would never be president a black guy you mean yeah that's weird that you would say that look i'm just saying it's 2007 a black guy would never be president okay i think differently i have more progressive views than you do i guess well wait wait wait you're not what's your name me yes i Yes. I'm Greg. Okay. That's my friend Greg. I thought he was Dule Hill. You thought I was Dule Hill?

Can you hear me? Yeah, you're speaking directly into the microphone. Sean, is he looking at me? I saw him outside, and I thought he was Dule Hill. Oh, is that why you invited me to your West Wing podcast? You should come in here and record a show. I was thinking we'd double duty this with the Psych podcast. Right. I mean, do you want to go to a clip of that one?

Yes. Just get out of this situation. Sure. So, what was it like being Psych? Wait, what? Oh, it was pretty great. I loved it. You know, everyone was real cool on set.

Like, the cast and crew was more like a family than anything else. It didn't feel like work showing up. Wait, I'm sorry. Do you think that I was in psych? Anyway, thanks for coming on our psych podcast. And being here. I'm psyched to be here. Rate us on iTunes.

Talk to us on the forums. You guys did the same thing when you invited me on your Holes podcast. Facebook. We don't. We have somebody bought the pro version of our Psych podcast. Hey, was it cool when you were Rudy's buddy? I wasn't. I wasn't.

Bud. Remember Bud? I think you're thinking of me. And you were also the guy who gave him, the janitor that gave him good advice in that movie, right? What was it like playing both roles at the same time? I don't think. It was great. Oh, Bagger.

Yeah. Yes. Bagger Vance. Bagger Vance. Yes. The pro version. Yes. Who bought the pro version Bagger Vance. Yes. The pro version. Yes. Who bought the pro version of our psych podcast this week?

Oh, you know what? Who did? Who did? I don't know. Boy, we really are running out of listeners on this psych podcast very fast. You guys have a pro version? Yeah. What's in the pro version?

Since we can't figure out anyone else to give it to, I guess we just have to give it to Greggy. Finally. Well, Greggy, you get a freebie this week. Greggy, congratulations. You get the pro version, and your prize is... What's just one of your favorite memories from Psych? Yeah, just tell us what's a scene that was fun to shoot.

I really liked the scene where we're all pulling prints in the park. And I'm like, hey, man, your dog was found behind the tree. And he's really sick. And they went around the tree. And I'm standing there. And I go, psych. And I look in the camera. And that's when I come in and high five him and also look at the camera.

Exactly. And then we sing the theme song. I know. You know. And I also look at the camera. Exactly. And then we sing the theme song. I know. No. You know. That I'm not telling the truth. Bye. Earwolf.

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