Hollywood Handbook - The Masked Guest

Episode Date: March 25, 2019

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This is a HeadGum Podcast. Last guest. There are three, maybe four people. Four? That's right. Hey, guys, Chef Kevin here. Four people. On the other side of the partition, and we cannot see them. They are wearing a mask. Yes. And then we are going to, one by one, they are going to sing songs. They have to choose their character identity.

Yeah. So they should be doing that now. We'll work that out with them. Yeah. Yes. If you do not choose your character identity, an identity will be assigned to you. It will not necessarily match your personality.

So think about that. Do not choose. The centipede, that is taken. The Aquaman is taken. What else? The Jackal? The Jackal is taken. Based on CJ's performance

from the West Wing Demi Adedjouibe is here I am what are you up to very short please

basically if you could say I'll do it for you that you'd rather not answer yeah actually can you tell people what I'm up to yes

you've shed the baggage of your former Gilmore guys partner, Kevin Reporter. And like a butterfly from a cocoon, I have emerged. Yes. Oh, like the billions of butterflies in the butterfly of my creation. Have we all seen this?

Yes. These painted ladies? I'm the only one that feels like I've never, I haven't seen any of the butterflies. Demi, you gotta find the butterflies. Where are they? I see them hiding from Demi. Yes. They're sort of flying right behind him.

They might be chasing you. Now that you mention it. Yeah, it is every time he turns around. It's kind of like Mario with the Shy Guy character. A little. Yeah, that's right. No, that's right. And the Boo.

The ghost. Sean had a baby we don't we just don't have time I really don't have time to get into the baby thing I'm so sorry we'll have to save that

for another one I should say I already was late Bosh did have a job interview so it did take us I had to bring him to bed this morning we're gonna see

I think he did really well they're assembling an online strike force essentially to own Jared Kushner. Oh, hell yeah. With tweets and stuff. Okay. He's already been doing some huge work with that.

Bosh has been. Yes. Oh, all right. Who's they? Just owning his ass. Who's they? Yeah. The frigging resistance.

Join it, would you? Wow. Because people are not liking what he's doing. Bosh actually created you've seen it the hashtag cushy lifestyle that was him yeah wow can i ask is he named bosh after the amazon series yeah you can ask okay so we uh are we have to get into this. This is going to be... So this is coming out this coming Tuesday, right? That's right.

And then there's going to be another episode after that where Sean is in the process of... His baby is being born, right? Two weeks later, yes. So this is all going to be out of order. That's right, yeah. And this is tri-month still happening. I did call in, just as a little tease,

I did call in pretty out of sorts about 15 minutes before my baby was born from the bathroom of Grace's delivery room. And so if the episode where I'm hosting by myself does not seem to be going great, just hang in there for Sean calling from the hospital. And if my call doesn't seem to be going great, also know that I shouldn't have done it.

Try month. So we're doing this month where we're really trying to do good episodes and that's what this is kind of all about. But I have to say, I like people off. Thank you so much for having me on for a try month. Dude, what? You? Are you kidding me?

Thank you for doing it. Yeah. I usually get to try. I hate to say this in front of you. I want to say this to Kevin. I swore I would never say... This month has been so crazy.

It's been such a burden on us. I really don't want to use this kind of language with you, but Tri-Month is becoming Try My Patience Month. I'm really sorry to say that in front of Devin. I have not heard him use that sort of language in the past,

which is part of what's so upsetting to me. But it's the only way I can find to describe how I feel. It's ugly as hell, but sometimes the truth can be ugly. Yeah. We have to get to the contestants. Yes, we have to get to the contestants. Okay, can we put on... Is Engineer Devin over there?

And this is the last time I want to hear his voice for this episode. I just want to hear... Yes, Engineer Devin is here. Okay. Is that him? I mean, this is me speaking. He's a centipede. Okay.

Engineer Devin, can you please introduce the first guest and with a voice disguise, please? Hello. Hello. Hello. Hi, thank you for having me. Oh, thank you so much for coming on. Okay, who are we speaking to? Oh, this is the wildflower darling.

Okay, and pick one word and just say it. What did they just say it. What did they just say? The wildflower what? Darling? The wildflower darling. Okay. I'm a sweet little wildflower darling.

Okay, we had a lot of time to come up with this. We had time for it to not feel like you were guessing and sort of extending as you spoke. And still might not be finished. Hoping that you would land on something. The Wildflower Escape Darling Brigade. Wildflower Escape Darling? What? Is that like the Ford Escape? The smaller version of the Explorer?

Yes. Okay, so this is someone who's been a guest on our show before. Seems like something may have happened to them in between when they were a guest. Well, as I work back through the guests we've had, it could be almost any. Our guests live a risky lifestyle. Guest wildflower escape, darling. Tell me, do you like movies? Wildflower Escape darling tell me do you like movies?

You can call me Mark. Mark? Mike or Mark? I don't know why I asked for clarification. I don't know what you're saying. Mark! Okay, Mark. Look. Mark!

Mark something. Mark! Oh, Mark? Look. Mock. Mock something. Mock. Mock. Oh, mock? Okay. We have to get to the song. Yeah, we have to get to the song. Demi, just for your guessing experience,

you can guess by sort of asking if someone has been a guest on our show before. But you already said that they have. But if you think it's a specific celebrity, you can say like have they been a guest on your god on your show right okay because it is a celebrity we've never had a like a completely not famous person on the show uh Brian Schachter I think did one early on not this show okay good uh so let's let's play a song have they chosen a song okay yes all right great let's let's play a song Have they chosen a song? Okay, yes

Alright, great Let's hear a song from Engineer The Wildflower No, it's not Engineer The Masked Wildflower Darling Escape Darling I have to take my headphones off a little it's so long the long intros are key It's so long.

The long intros are key. Wow. I could not possibly I Considering how little time we have, how long do we want to play something this unpleasant? Is there a gong on the Masked Singer show? Activate gong key. Okay. Truly, can cannot guess who this is. I mean, I know they came just to do

this. I do have a guess. Okay, so that was enough for me. Down with the sickness. I have to ask Engineer, or I'm sorry, Masked Wildflower Escape, darling, do you like movies? Not particularly. Okay.

We're in the golden age of television. That's a big hit. Okay, thank you. Okay, I have a question for you. Are you on television right now? Do streaming services count? Okay. Hey.

So one thing I want to say, some people asked us after the Masked Engineer, this is just housekeeping, why did we have people sing with the voice modulator with the entire idea of the Masked Singer is that you only get to hear their singing voice. Two things. One, we thought we were so much better

than the judges of that show that we would be able to tell right away, which obviously we did not do with the first version. And two, we're not trying to get sued. Jamie, do you have any questions for us about who our guests have been or who you think it is? Who's on streaming, huh? Yeah.

That's a big one. Presumably on a streaming service. Can I ask a question to the guests? Yes. Yeah. Do you do a podcast? Yeah, of course. Kevin knows them is one thing.

Kevin has direct access to them. Okay. Do streaming services count? That's a huge clue. So one of my guests was kind of fumbling the name, the choice of the song. My instinct was Matt Ingebrigtsen. Who might still be over there.

But he, of course, is on traditional television. Boy, oh boy. You're just looking at past guests. I'm looking at past guests. What were you going to guess with the Do You Like Films? Oh, I just am so naturally curious. That was a genuine question.

I just am naturally curious. Interested is interesting, and I always want to know, hey, are you into movies? Because some of these things I've seen are so nuts. You've never asked me. Streaming services. But we haven't been alone together. That's fair.

Does anyone? Okay, I have a guess. Go ahead. When you asked if I was on television, I probably should have said no. Okay, that's on us. We didn't answer whether or not streaming services count, so had we said yes, you would have just said no, I'm not on anything. Yeah, you were setting us up

for a funny exchange, and we abandoned you, and we're sorry for that wildflower. Well, it's half true, but no is more accurate. Okay. Are you someone who guests on television shows?

Yes, but there's nothing going right now. Nothing going right now. Nothing is visible currently. It's so hard to be understood through this device. It is very hard.

Okay, I have a guess. Who? Well, do you want me to go first? Do you have a guess? I want to hear your guess first. And I do want to hear, Kevin says we're not allowed to hear them sing without the vocoder. I want to do it anyway. Sorry.

I'm sorry, Kevin. Can it be the same song? Yes, it can be the same song. Just like a snippet. And they can advance forward and sing along without the vocoder after we guess. Do you want to hear just the wah part? Yes. Okay, go ahead.

I said I wanted to hear you guess. My guess is Tawny Newsome. Oh, I think that's right. That's a good guess. Yeah, I can believe that. Okay, let's hear the Wildflower Darling sing the song without the vocoder. Please, Devin, thank you.

What? I think it is Tawny. This is pure Tawny right here. Oh, God. It's so Tawny. Yeah. It's so tawny. Yeah. Oh! In me When you're looking at my own reflection When suddenly it changes By your empty changes

Now there is no turning back Now you've woken up the demon So we were off by one. It's Andrew T. Get up. Come on. Get over here. So we were off by one. It's Andrew T. Get up. Come on. Get over here.

Do I come in? Yes. Yeah. So I'm wondering if we should have people sing without the vocoder. Yes! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Incredible. I really tried to throw you off.

I really did. I tried to throw you off. I really did. I tried to throw you off. So you can help give him. So part of it is that you were, even through the vote quarter, I could tell that you were bringing it on the under. Yeah. I never do anything halfway. Yeah, that is your problem is that you do try.

You should have seen. It's a giveaway. Around here, you still got like a sore throat. Have you heard Threedom? Guys, I was trying to really throw you off. I'm hoping they're in there. With the song choice. He said four. All of Threedom is in there, but has one guest.

Oh, wow. I was trying to throw you off with the song choice. I was like, there's no way. It did for a second. It did for a second. It's the worst song on earth. But you're so good at it. Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. Were you reading the lyrics or did you do no lyrics? It was so sweet. I was reading them. Devin has them up on there. Oh, wow. Those are really hard to do.

Should we just skip singing with the modulator? I mean, because I think the reason we did it with the engineer. They speak with the modulator and they sing without it. That's how the Masked Singer does it and the reason we did it with the engineers is because there's only four engineers so we were like we're gonna know but there's so many people this could be it might be better to sing. I don't know it is funny

to hear people start singing with the modulator but the fact that you guessed me even through the modulator. Right is insane maybe suggest you should keep the modulator we did get a single engineer right by the way but we guessed you through the modulator. Right? It's insane. Maybe suggest you should keep the modulator. We did get a single engineer right, by the way, but we guessed you

out of 270 guests. Oh my God. Actually, there have been a lot of repeat people. It's probably like 90. Yeah. 90 to 50.

If you just had to guess the other three people sitting in there cold right now just based off of who Kevin's email address he has. That was a huge part of my guessing, by the way yeah who who do you think cold yeah gabrus uh darius kevin's best friend uh and leah yeah apodaca.

Yeah, Apodaca, gotta be there. Probably one of the engineers is still part of it. Interesting. Okay, can we move on, Devin, please, to the next? Maybe we can do a thing where they sing with the vocoder and then Devin gradually removes the veil. That could be cool, yeah. Right? Imagine that effect. Yeah. Okay. That could be cool, yeah. Right? Imagine that effect.

Yeah. Okay. That can be done. Also, I wasn't told I had to pick a persona. You were kind of told like five minutes before you actually had to do it, though. I wasn't. When was I told that?

We were saying it. I don't know if you were listening. We weren't listening. We were in the habit. Oh, I didn't know that. That's the sound of a new arrival. A new guest has arrived at the masked hall. We were here to have it. Oh, I didn't know that. That's the sound of a new arrival. A new guest has arrived at the masked hall. Who's here?

I'm a skunk. Skunk? Okay, that's a good clue. There's like a handful of people who would... And I love your garbage. Oh, no. Skunks love garbage. Okay.

Skunk, nice to meet you. Do you like movies? I love movies. Skunk, that was going to be my question. I can only cry in movies. I can only cry in movies I can only cry in movies That's a hit When you're acting in one

Or when you're Watching one I'm not great at crying when I'm acting in one But when I'm watching one It's the only time I can feel true human emotion I think this is Tony Robbins What's wild is I know the three people in there And I don't know who this is Tony Robbins what's wild is I know the three people in there and I don't know

who this is then we have no chance Demi do you have a question for the skunk what are your favorite type of movies these are so unhelpful I'm just trying to get to know them as a person I like them all but I really love movies that are about honor among men I'm just trying to get to know them as a person. Yeah. I like them all.

I really love movies that are about honor among men. What? Like Master and Commander. Okay. Gladiator. So, Russell Crowe films. It could be. It's possible it's Russell Crowe. Do you guys have a Russell Crowe podcast on that one it's Russell Crowe do you guys have a

Russell Crowe podcast on that one? this might be Paul Batney the skunk are you on on TV or in movies right now? well we're going to get a lot of this everybody who's ever been into movies is in movies right now

that's true. Like during this record, they are currently... There's probably repeated... A couple of them are probably running on TV right now. Right. I'm in TV soon.

Oh. Okay. And this is just like aspirational. This is like... Just put it out there in the universe, skunk. That's my mantra. Okay. Skunk, you got to believe in yourself.

Okay. There hasn't been a skunk star since Pepe Le Pew. Okay. That's true. That's true. So Eugene Cordero is in Tacoma FD pretty soon. That's the only person I can think of who is on TV soon. On TV soon.

Let's hear a song. Can we hear a song from The Skunk, please? Well, I guess it would be nice If I could touch your body I know not everybody Has got a body like you But I gotta think twice Before I give my heart away And I know all the games you play

Because I play them too. Oh, but I need some time off. Can we lose the vocoder, please, Devin? Time to pick my heart up off the floor. Oh, and that love comes down with our devotion. Oh, God, better. Well, it takes a strong man, baby, better. Wow. I don't have a guess.

I'm just enjoying their voice. They sing it. So good. Who is this? Check that person a record deal. Wait, is this? Check that person a record deal. Wait, is it? Fuck. Is this Jamie Denver? Oh, that's Jessica.

Is it Jessica? Is it Jessica Chappin? Claire? No. I was saying Jessica Chappin. Can we get the skunk over here, please? Hello? Skunk?

Come over! She's got to take her skunk outfit off. That's what it is. Oh my God! That was a great guess, everyone. It's Jessica Chaffin! That was an amazing guess. What gave that away?

I don't know. I guess the voice. That incredible voice. You know what? You've got a nice easy laugh. We were getting some little laughs in the question, the interplay, even

through the vocoder and I was like, this does not seem like most comedy people who are very cold and withholding with their laughs. It seems like someone a little warmer. What a little warmer. What a nice compliment. The skunk is my alter ego. That was a really good song.

And it was a great song choice, too. And I like that it had a 30-second intro like every other song. Yeah. We got to build the anticipation. It's important. Yeah. It's the engineer who's responsible for the intro. Oh, yeah.

Believe me, I know. Can I ask, as we're guessing, do we still have two more people over there? Yeah. Okay, can I ask, what's the vibe in the masked ball over there? It stinks of weed. It stinks of weed.

Oh, okay. Oh, that's interesting. There's a lot of hot boxing going on. Oh, damn. So that's why you take the skunk. Besser. And for being so stoned, everyone is very mad. It's weird.

Okay. It's an aggro vibe, for sure. Some of the mad stoners, yeah. How did we decide the order of who goes first? I have a hard out. Okay, so not busy, the next two people. That's very helpful. Okay.

Okay, Engineer Devin, can we please me, and you guys can give's very helpful. Okay. Engineer Devin, can we please me, and you guys can give us clues now. Okay. Can you give us an introduction and show us the next guest at the mess ball? All right, here we go. That was Devin. Hello, mate.

Oh, you don't have to do that. Big clue. You don't have to do an accent. Big clue. That's got to be Claudio Tordi. Who are we speaking to? You're speaking with the dragon. The dragon.

Very creative. I fly through the skies, shooting fire from my ass. Okay. Okay. Okay. Somebody very cool. That's a tough life for a dragon. Yeah. Fire from your ass?

Yeah. You gotta be, that's tough on the dragon school bus when they know that you do it at your ass. Has everyone made fun of me on the dragon school bus? The accent has changed. It's gotten very bad. Where are you from, dragon? I'm from dragon land. Okay.

Okay. This is making it harder how fake you're being. Okay, I'll be real. I'm from Dragonland. Wait, can I take a wild swing? Yes. Do you like basketball, Dragon? Yes. Okay.

Okay. And is this one of our friends? Yeah, should I? You know who it is? Is this perhaps a very flagrant masked guest? That's exactly what I was thinking. Dragon. Well, if it is that person, he definitely wants to do a song. Let him sing a song.

Then let him sing the damn song. Sing away, Dragon. Let's let him sing a song. And it is my friend Carl. Lay on my ribs. What a tie affair. Let's go. The last one to know is the last one to show.

I was the last one you thought you'd see there. And I saw the surprise in the fear in his eyes. And I took his glass of champagne. I toasted you, said, honey, we may be through. But you'll never hear me complain. Cause I got friends in low places where the whiskey drowns. Here we go, here we go, here we go. That's right, hit those notes. Yeah, I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the oasis So I got friends in low places Beautiful.

I love it. You think you don't like country music, and then you hear a song like that. Yeah, it's so good. Carl, can you come over here, please? Give me a break. Anything but country. You guys are amazing at this. I know. It's feeling good right

now. We were so bad. It's like a little too easy. Yeah! My guy. Oh, Kevin, you fucked up. This just became a promo for the flagrant ones. Oh, no. Hashtag the flagrant ones.

That question, Demi. I'm sorry. Too easy. Ha ha ha. That's why I disguised my voice. I was suspecting already. Disguising your voice is what helped me because I was like, you sound like the chief from Carmen Sanderson.

Oh, no. That did give it away a little bit. Big kid, shake it. The way that you said, I'm from Dragonland. Exactly. It's going to follow him forever, the chief. I can never shake it. Oh, yeah.

We're going to do state fairs with the chief. People try their whole lives to have one chief. You know what I mean? Something that defines them. Wow. You sound good, Carl. I really do. Thank you.

Damn, Carl. I should have picked the other song. I love to hear you sing. What was the other song? Josh Turner's You're a Man, another Hello, gosh. I really do. Thank you. Damn, Carl. I should have picked the other song. I love to hear you sing. What was the other song? Josh Turner's You're a Man, another country song. I do not know that song. I don't know that one either. Did you listen to the country song I told you to listen to on hashtag theflagrantones?

Which one was that? People Are Crazy by Billy Currington. No, I listened to it on the way out. Nice story in that song. Good message. I have a hard out, so I'll listen to it. Why'd you go third? Yeah.

I like to play go. Why'd you go third? Yeah. I wanted to, I like to play with, play dangerous. Cool. I like to play with, play dangerous. Now, did you guys see anyone's cars in the lot? Did you cheat in that way? No. No, and I don't really think about cars and status and stuff like that. That's not really something I care about.

And I was told that we're blinders to the studio. I don't know. Yeah. think about cars and status and stuff like that. That's not really something I care about. I don't know. I don't know anyone by their car necessarily except we just had Thomas Middleditch who famously puts a new cylinder on his Ferrari for every new season of Silicon Valley. I thought you were going to say he was driving a Sprinter.

Yeah, that's from his old touring days. That's how Middleditch and Schwartz tour around. Yeah, that's from his old touring days. That's how Middle Eastern shorts tour around. Yeah, beautiful man. The time's in that van. It's wild, you know. That's the real tour. The real show is just those two on the open road

just cutting it up. So you're saying we could maybe guess someone by this last person by their car? We were talking about Carl's car. Carl has a car. Everyone knows that I drive the car from the Munsters. Carl was worried you saw his hearse

out there. They were worried you saw your hearse out there. Okay, let's meet our next guest. Shall we please? Devin. Hello. This is the house cat very dangerous i can't tell if they are further disguising their own voice or not it seems like

okay hello the house cat hello so you've been a guest on our show before are you a repeat guest yes i've appeared more than once. Gotta be. Okay. Are we in the over 10 club? No. Okay. Who is? It's Sharpling. Yeah, Clownsner's

getting there. Okay. Are you in movies or TV? Sometimes. Okay, but not now, it sounds like. Do streaming services count? Yes. Then yes. Okay.

Uh, that's interesting. Any questions? Demi, you have a question? Uh, no. No. No? No, I don't. I don't have any questions.

I can't think of who, I can't even think. Okay. Do you do a show about movies? No. Okay. Are you a stand-up comedian? Sometimes. Yeah, okay.

You know who it is? I have a suspicion. Wow, that's incredible. Mm-hmm. I... I'm the house cat. i think it could be pft okay i mean that would be huge i'm the h-o-u-s-e-c-a-t oh okay oh you s-e-c-a-t okay that is oh that's how i was picturing it being spelled. So that's not helpful for me.

Well, but I thought there was a space in there. No. I thought it was like H-A-U-S. There is no space in Housecat. Okay, can we hear a... Housecat occupies all space. Oh, that's a clue. Okay, that's getting me there.

It's not a clue. Can we hear a song, please? I would be delighted. I think you're right. Paul says delighted. He definitely does. He likes to sing a song. When I made a soft shot at freedom,

it got really quiet in here. Good song choice. So my clues are all together. This could be Jamila. I do not know this song. Really? I mean, I might. You will in one second.

Oh, come on. It's Xtina, baby. Oh, I do then. Every day is so wonderful. And suddenly. Is there a disguiser on right now? His voice cut

through the disguiser. Yes. Yes. I'm so ashamed Yes I am beautiful No matter what they say Yes, good baby Words can bring me down I am beautiful

In every single way Words can bring me down This is such a talent showcase. Oh yeah. Don't you bring me down today Yes! Wow. It's Aukerman.

It's Scott Aukerman, yes. I'm mad at myself for not getting Tawny. You got Tawny and I agreed with you. Well, let's have this out with the house cat. Well, let's see who the house cat is. Can we see the house cat, please? The house cat will visit you now. Yay! It was good, though. Oh, baby!

It was a good little time. Yay, Paul! Boss, do you like me even though I'm the house cat? God, but that was an incredible game. You had him halfway there. Yeah, I actually... Oh, Donnie's got her hard out. The hard out is coming up. I also have to go.

My hard out is here. I have to go. Carl's leaving, too. Carl's leaving, too. We're going to go that much longer. is here. I have to go. Carl's leaving too. Carl's leaving too. We're going to go that much longer. I want to go with you. Kyle's cat really cleared out the... We'll all sing a song together to end the show.

It kind of feels like... Oh, yeah, we have to. Donnie and Carl have beef with Paul. I know. I have to go. Donnie, are you ready? Donnie, I'll go warm up the hearse. Was it fun having a chance to I mean you guys

sing on every show that you do but to really have everyone sort of So do we now Yes absolutely You have to if you're doing And we actually can't sing

Yes But to have everyone sort of clear out and make space for your That's right singing in a way that on other shows where you sing, everyone is kind of competing with you to sing loudest. Yes.

Yeah. It's nice to get a little bit of room. No, you guys nailed the experience. And it was, it's exactly what you're saying. I understood what you were saying and I agree with it. Okay, good. I love hearing that. Should it be longer?

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, do you want to speak on that? I think I've said all I need to say. Wait, speak on that. Are you guys going back to the early days? We are. We're starting from scratch. Are you scared of it again?

What a scary question. That's too scary. Some stuff, I mean, what I'm learning is some of the early stuff was the good stuff. We've tried it all, you know? Yeah. You've definitely tried it all. I'm moving back to my hometown.

Go back to what works. I've seen the world, and it turns out I had what I needed all along. Everyone has to go. Do we have to sing a song? Yeah, we've got to sing a final song. What should we do for all of us together? Last time it was good, Red Ends, Time of Your Life. Oh, yeah, that's right.

Yeah, I should have come up with something good like that before. Demi, what's a good... This is like your... Yeah, you're a music guy. What do you want to sing as a group? Photograph by Nickelback. That's a very similar mood. It's not a song that we probably will enjoy singing.

Yeah. I would like to sing it. Is that the Closing Time song? Oh, Closing Time. Closing Time is good. That's photographed by Nickelback. It goes Closing Time. Closing Time is good.

Forget what I said. That's how much Nickelback I know is that I think it's a different song. Let's do Closing Time by Semisonic. That's so good. Yeah, that's nice. Great call. Great call. Thank you. Skunk. Sk good. Yeah, that's nice. Great call. Great. Thank you.

Skunk. Yeah, great call, Skunk. Skunk. Do we all sing? Yeah. Cool. Closing time. Open all the doors.

And we'll be the world. You had five minutes. Closing time. Turn all the lights off. Over every boy and every girl. Yeah. Closing time One last call for alcohol

So finish your whiskey or beer Closing time You don't have to go home But you can't stay here I know who I want to take me home You can't stay here. I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. Take me home.

Closing time Time for you to go back To the places you will be from Closing time This room won't be open Till your brothers or your sisters come. So gather up your jackets.

Move it to the exits. I hope you have found a friend. Closing time. Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings and...

Beginning time. House cat, take it. I know who I want to take me home. Now, skunk. I know who I want to take me home. Wildfire escape, darling. I know who I want to take me home. I forgot Kong.

I know who I want to take me home. I forgot car. I know who I want to take me home. I'm sure. I know who I want to take me home. Bosh, hit the rap verse. Oh, right. I know who I want to take me home. And there's just an instrumental bridge. That's nice. How are you guys doing?

It's better than a song bridge Let's all check in with each other Is everybody having fun? Yeah That's good I love it Okay, that's it I know who I want to take me home

I know who I want to take me home I know who I want to take me home. I know who I want to take me home. Take me home. No more comedy. Just this. Come on. We're having fun with our friend.

This is comedy enough. Get real sincere in a second. Oh, yeah. So as I was saying before, I have a cough thing. Yeah. Just because we were asking how everyone's doing. It's the season the flowers are starting to open up. Yeah, I don't know.

I'm having a lingering cough as well. The puppies. Do you have something you're taking for it? No. Okay. I took a Claritin. It helped. Okay. Water.

I was drinking, I don't know, maybe just more water. You see me hit, I hit the old schnoz with the frigging Nasonex. I was going to say you could do a Sinigator. See you later. What's a Sinigator? Kablast. Sinal rinse. Ah.

Is that the- Oh, the sinus rinse? Yeah. Every night. Do you have the Sinigator? Are we talking neti pot? No, not neti pot. Ocean spray?

I got a bottle, like a Neil Med bottle. Cranberry nasal rinse. Get the Cynogator. I got it this week. It's made by Neely Med. Okay, okay. I'll listen to this then. And it's like the electric toothbrush version of the bottle.

Okay. You're talking kind of Nestle quick rinse? Two speeds. Two speeds. Because the bottle, I'm just squeezing it. Yeah, I know, but you might be squeezing it too hard. I put some of the nearly bad. You think I'm squeezing it too hard. That's what I learned.

I was squeezing it too hard. Sean had a baby two days ago. Well, five. What? What? Bye. Congratulations. Hollywood Hamburg.

That was a HeadGum Podcast.