Hollywood Handbook - Three Busy Debras, Our Close Friends

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

The Boys help MITRA JOUHARI, SANDY HONIG, and ALYSSA STONOHA with their show Three Busy Debras.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

this is a head gum podcast kevin what's the rest of my um afternoon look like uh you're recording this and then it just says feed up feed up feed up from 7 30 close, which I don't know what closes. I'm going to have to pee at some point before that. Okay. I'll put toilet seat up too. Kevin? What's the rest of my afternoon after this?

It says big walk after this. W-O-K? Yes. The restaurant. All right. you okay um yes the restaurant all right we were able to get my table we were able to get a table yep table for two and a mystery date that i have planned i could potentially okay as long as you don't do it in the walk no uh um no i just want to get uh get it all lined up i really obviously want to do the show it's always important to me to like do a good job during the podcast but i like to look a little bit beyond it and just say like when we kind of get this over with what do i have going on and to hear that we got my table at big walk is exciting and then haze is gonna apparently come and there's a mystery date well there's only two

chairs so i'll tell the mystery date that they can cancel yeah we can cancel the mystery date yes who was it who was gonna be the mystery date it was me it was you it was you again okay yeah the mystery would have been why the fuck am I eating dinner with Kevin? But for real though, I'm excited to do this show. Obviously this is, you know, the priority.

I always like to know what's coming up next. So about the show, we're doing it. Um, Hayes, you got this from here. It's the Deborah's. We have the Deborah's hardest book in the business

can we keep getting covid yeah i just want to say for the listeners um two of the three busy deborahs do currently have um covid but we um legally can't say which two they They get COVID like singing in the round. We just pass it off. Passing around the same case of COVID between the three of us. A hacky sack, if you will. It's like zip, zap, zap with COVID. Yes.

Yeah. Honestly, the hardest thing about being in a trio, everyone gets COVID at a different time. What about this? Zip, zap, zap. More like hick, hack, cough. Yes! Hick is for the hiccups you get

when you have really bad COVID. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they don't talk about the hiccups. The Debras are doing their show, Three Busy Debras. It is... We were supposed to do this

to promote it coming out. Every episode has aired. The whole thing's out. I seem like it went well, you know, from where I was. Obviously, sort of on the sideline, I didn't get to feel that I was a part of it in the way that I had hoped to. Right.

But, you know, we actually haven't done a public post-mortem yet, which is really exciting to get to do this with you guys. That's what we're hoping to do today we're gonna talk about like you know what went wrong in production and how we can improve our relationship and like like not only like our improve ourselves creatively but like our communication skills our leadership skills how so important effectively solve that today on the podcast and then i think um in part four of the pod we're going to do a deep dive into the budget and that's what i want to move that up to part one yeah let's get that out of the way yeah let's just go through some of these lines the communication stuff is important but we are

going to need to cut. I mean, we'll just get down to it. I just felt like part one, maybe we should do like a round Robin name, silly name. One fun fact about us. And then I'm wondering which part I can sort of, there is someone on this Zoom that I want to confront, but I don't want to

I want to wait, but I just want to know what part I can expect to confront someone. This is Mitra speaking by the way just for the uninitiated oh sure I guess I guess that would help some people if we did say your names

so do the Debras want to say their own names can I vote that we say each other's names i think that could be a really powerful listening experience for everyone yeah to just hear the good the um uh uh camaraderie that you have okay in a moment, you're going to hear Sandy. Alyssa. That was, sorry, that was Sandy saying Alyssa. And the first voice that you heard was Mitra.

And I am 5'6", based in Los Angeles, and I am not totally sure what my weight is, but I can share it if anyone needs it. And say my name. Sandy. Thank you. and say my name Sandy thank you and now Alyssa's gonna speak and she's gonna say what and she's gonna do a monologue from her favorite

play oh god another day at the office I can't believe my life it's the angels in America. They're talking to God. That's the part I remember too. Just that they were going to work.

A lot of other stuff is very interesting. It's not my experience, but I've worked at an office. Well, it's all in the title. The angels are the who. And America's their office. And they've got a lot of work to do. Right?

Mitra, do we want to talk about why you don't know what your weight is before you do an audition? Is it because when you're nervous, I know your water storage gets like really, your obsession with sort of my body, what I'm wearing, uh, persists across episodes, which I think is really exciting. I think the listeners will be relieved to hear that you are so fixated on this.

I didn't mention what you were wearing at all. I don't care. Actually, I think worse than what I'm wearing is talking about my weight. Um, I was talking about your water storage, which I, which I, which I do.

You think it's good or bad? I think it's interesting. And I think it's nice to be interested. There's no value judgment. It's literally just like a fascinating topic. And, you know, as we are talking about the bodies of our female guests,

I have an apology. I want to get out of the way. I know everyone was nervous. I was not supposed to do this show originally. I wasn't going to be part of the episode. And the reason is, you know, I have this calendar that Kevin keeps for me. And what I can only describe as a Freudian typo, he put you into the calendar as three busty Debras.

And my mom saw that told me i wasn't allowed to do the podcast and so and so basically i was um i had to sneak out kevin and i yeah kevin want to sort of address that? You want to talk about this? I will first say this is not my fault. When I have candy for breakfast, the sugar makes me do bad things. And so normally it would be my fault, but this was the sugar from this morning. But you're saying you did it on purpose. A lot of stuff is auto-completing to Busty when Kevin texts it. It's not just this. busty when kevin almost everything it's not it's not just this but and so i guess i guess sean would you like to weigh in on whether or not we are three busty deboras like is that something

that you'd like to kind of make a judgment call on again yeah so that's that's that's actually not even a part of my vocabulary for the listener for the listener i do just want to say that sandy and i just did silently show show our chests clothed uh for an for an honest judgment uh which the listener cannot hear and again if i if i do anything like this if i even comment on it anymore my mom will be so mad and she will take my microphone and my podcast equipment away and I won't be able to do the podcast at all. You know, was yeah. Was mommy mad because she wants to be the only busty lady in your life? You know, the whole topic for me now has become so loaded.

It's such a battlefield. now has become so loaded and such a battlefield and like all i wanted was just to apologize and to say that like okay yes i was in trouble with my mommy yes it was kevin's fault kevin did a bad thing because he ate too much sugar and no i don't want it to affect the rest of the recording please okay i really respect that that's such a big part of this industry is learning how to take accountability by passing the buck to your sugar intake yeah well the only thing that i'd give notes on i think if it's okay um i didn't really hear you say i'm listening i'm learning oh absolutely no it's so important to listen and to learn especially when it's someone who i mean you guys are such big fans of me like i feel such a responsibility to be an example for you i know i know that you're our biggest

inspiration yeah and i hear and i hear myself in so much of your work and then for me to falter in this way on this episode of all episodes, it's time for me to do better. So I am going to sit back and listen. I will hand it off to Hayes now for most of the episode. I would love that. That would be amazing for me. And I can't wait to see what you do. We do have to crack open the budget.

I want to talk about just like let's some context here adult swim uh started in 2001 so it is now officially old enough to be crunk wait pre or post to the you know we're talking yeah which side what date 2001 i think it was just it was just pre, but look, I don't have a show on the network. That's an interesting, you know, I'm not saying causation, but I will say correlation. And it was founded by guys that are now very old. Now they're in this place where it was bought by like warner media and there were layoffs and now it's like discovery and that there's potentially going to be more layoffs and so the plan for you all i think what you do is you go into the next next meeting they're

going to set up like a notes call or whatever it is. It's next time they bring you in. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. They bring us in, yes. We are always in. We're always being called in. They're always checking in on us, seeing how everything's going. Debras.

Get in here. They make us all sit in one chair. And so you all march in. You squeeze in the chair. Me squeezing most of all sit in one chair. And so you all march in. You squeeze in the chair. Me squeezing most of all because of the water. Well, the water just stores in her ass. By the way, we didn't specify that Mitra stores all of her water in her ass in two humps like a camel. See, I think that's interesting.

Apparently, I'm not allowed to think that's interesting. Yeah, I'm supposed to go, oh, ass water, that's boring. Let's talk to go oh that's boring let's talk about something else yeah let's talk about my personality no yeah i guess you have some ideas you wanted to discuss let's get to the ass water and so mitra tries to squeeze in there the assistant accidentally asks her if she wants some water not realizing that she obviously doesn't need any. The opposite, please. I'd like to unload this somehow.

So we toss her ass like a keg. Stick their little straws in me, drink up. Once you sort of get used to it, it's such an amazing water source. It's like drinking breast milk type thing where it's so nice. And I'll say like,

that's something that's so beautiful about being in a trio is like when Mitra's out of balance, like we can really balance her out and vice versa. Like when I'm thirsty, Mitra's ass is full. Well, that's why I was so, I was so surprised to hear that you all had so much COVID because I assumed

that Mitra was passing on her antibodies through the ass water. Well, and then the other side of that is I'm passing on my COVID through the ass water. Ah. For your COVID as well? There's enough room for even your COVID in there? Yes, it's huge.

Great, my dad's calling me. Yes, take it. Answer it. Get Mehran in here. Get that man on the mic. Yes, please. Live from Iran, my dad's calling me. Take it, answer it. Get Mehran in here. Get that man on the mic. Live from Iran, my dad. If I knew how to make that possible, I would.

It's over for you, hoes. When Mitra finds out how to make that possible. When Mitra figures out how to put her phone on speaker, it's over for you, hoes. Okay. What about headphones? I'm waiting so I want

we're getting a little off the rails here so I want to sorry sorry back to the budget I just want to we're back in this meeting that was really fun

to talk about your dad but let's go over the budget always a pleasure Sean I know and so the guys are there and they're like they're getting ready to talk in the meeting and one of you holds up a very long finger whoever has the longest gotta be a long longest fingers in the bed says i'm gonna stop you right. I know exactly what you're going to say. The show is hemorrhaging money. It is a money hole. It is a ravenous beast that eats money.

This is true. You're actually, you're cutting us really, really deep. And so that's what we're about to do. We're going to cut ourselves deep.'re gonna cut ourselves deep we found the cuts it's the three of you those you you're pitching your own cuts oh before they before they get so it's you get in there and it's like before they can even talk you go i think we'll go first i think first thing to go is the three of us. That to me. You're going to cut all three of you already? I think cut and replace because I think that they're.

Yeah, replace us with good actors. Yeah, exactly. Okay. Yeah, if we can get some sort of young like Juilliard trained hungry girls in there. We are never hungry. Okay. Maybe it's like two hungry

Debras. Two hungry Debras. Two hungry part-time Debras. Why isn't it just two? That would be save so much money. All right, I'll go.

I'll be the first to go. Happily. I guess, yeah, the biggest cut could be cutting one of the Debras. Well, if we're recasting, we don't need really even two, right? Here's what I think.

I think make my ass crafty. It's full of water. That's any water. Huge budget cut. And then I'll just sort of hold some loose Cheez-Its in my hand, and that'll be the whole craft. You've got the person and the thing all in one. I think we can cut having to shoot the show

on a party barge. Because who's it for, you know? We shoot on, it's like a carnival cruise. Yeah, we build all the sound stages on the cruise. Yeah, and like Adult Swim, it's not owned by Carnival anymore, but Adult Swim owns it now. But we made them buy it and we use it as like sound stages. Carnival retired it because it was too leaky. Too sinky.

Yeah. It was too sinky. Too leaky. The boat is a little too sinky. This might be a big shift, but I guess my big pitch would be. So for cutting one of the Deborah. So now we have two main characters I would say we could

we could get rid of all the cameras all together make it fully animated and then make the two characters rename the two characters Rick and Morty Wow okay I'm liking this idea brap sort of like

a gender bent version of version of the devil. Hey, get in this portal, Brap, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking dude is brapping, burping, and going through science space. That grandpa be bad. Bad grandpa. Bad grandpa.

This is epic Szechuan sauce. I can't believe this idea i'm loving this yeah i don't know rick is it a good idea brap yes shut up morty women be shopping more like grandpa be burping i i i i if i if i may i had an idea um just camera wise that maybe even cheaper than animating it, which is, so I recently had to go to the bank to report a fraud. And as I'm in there, I'm looking around. There's all these cameras in there.

Like, do we just have y'all go to the bank? Chase bank presents three busy Debra. Right. And the bank's happy because that most of that footage just gets thrown away now it's free promotion for them yeah and if you do something in the bank that's like funny enough or like crazy they will just put it on tv anyway and so you don't have to worry about like any of the other stuff. Now you're just like on TV. You're being funny as all get out.

We call the show like world's funniest bank pranks or something. Could it be like, like a flash mob? Wow. Oh my God. Yeah, it could for part of it. That would cost some writers.

I think maybe that's where we can you know we will stay out of course but you guys can come in and maybe write that stuff yeah i mean i wouldn't mind being involved is very partly partially my idea but um yeah no uh totally no i think i could do that um why do you want to like use me for that i mean yeah i would love to yeah we would love to collaborate with you in a way where we're not part of the process at all and it's not a collaboration it's just a lot of the like the huge flash mobs that like you've seen before have actually like sean is not like credited on them necessarily but some of the like big ideas behind them were a lot of it is just people like i'm walking around and

i'll just go like seems like a bunch of people fit over there i'll see like i'll see like a mall or something i'll be like son of a bitch you can fit a whole mess of people right in there yeah you just sort of drop a loose boom box blasting bruno mars on the floor well that stuff is not really his idea so much but like it is his idea for everyone to hug at the end uh-huh you like snl yes yeah his idea for a long time is for snl to be outside well i'm just watching snl i go there's no reason this couldn't be happening just like by a fountain in the park or at the mall right you like to do flash mob sketch comedy where you got people doing is that what flash mobs are full-on comedic sketches flash mob is

like everybody is like all of a sudden dancing to like maroon five in a mall i i love i love hearing you guys like define what a flash mob is and isn't like just the antithesis of like the whole flash mob mentality you know like it's spontaneous totally if a bunch of people are at um let's say a bank. Love it so far. Cameras, check. And if everybody starts dancing but it's not choreographed and it's just that someone turns on music and they're like, dance, is that a flash mob?

Wait, let me guess. The doctor was a woman? I'm just trying to get parameters on what is a flash mob mob what isn't a flash mob well you know what well here's our where what are you at are you asking creatively or are you asking legally in terms of how much this is going to cost because I think that that's that creatively is a flash mob that like like artistically is a flash mob but I don't think we have to pay them anything well sort of the square rectangle kind of thing okay another hypothetical let's say you're at

a basketball game no bear with me alissa i know alissa would never do that it's really hard to imagine that i know i know i know and you can't just make her imagine like whatever you want it's actually like okay really it's like really kind of toxic to just be like hey like right now you need to imagine this exact thing yeah you're like trying to control my body and my mind it's groomer behavior for sure it's groomer behavior it's i'm it's grooming um but let's say okay let's say you're at a basketball game. The players are bouncing the ball. The buzzer goes off and all the players leave. Then all of a sudden, all of these girls come out

and they're dancing with like pom-poms and throwing each other a beer. All the players just left? Yeah. Where did they go? They're sitting on the sidelines drinking Gatorade. Okay, so they're still kind of around. Is there any Gatorade left for me? Yes! There's enough Gatorade

for all. Is that a flash mob? Gatorade for all. I'm voting for that this week. Guys, is that a flash mob? At the end of the game, the coach wins, and they dump Mitra's ass full of Gatorade all over the court. Someone just lifts her

above the coach and spreads her out. But I have to be clear. It's not sugar piss. There are two little nipple-esque holes on the butt where they come out.

But they're not nipples. They're not nipples. They're just the holes. You have to milk it like a cow. Yes, but it's not an udder either. It's something

completely different. It's something completely different. It's something all my own. And we're still trademarking the name. Yeah, we're thinking of calling it the Juhari. I know, really creative. I know. Is that a flash mob? Okay, I can imagine that.

Is that a flash mob? Which part? When the girls come. Listen. Sorry, I'm just getting really pissed. Sorry, I think Sean got really distracted when I said that the girls come out and do a little dance with their pom-poms.

Sorry, I'm just getting really pissed. Wait, hold on. Is this a flash mob? When the moon it's flash mob okay i'm sorry sean i'm sorry do you want to address why you're angry oh i guess um i guess just because flash mobs are something that i've worked a lot on and put a lot of time into and it seems like it's just a big fucking joke to you guys and so it becomes all these like thought experiments and these sort of like parlor games that you want to play and sort of like what is a flash mob and

we're trying to limit and label it instead of honoring my art which is you know i was the lifeguard at the capital one savings pool uh i i did shout everybody into the pool and a bunch of what seemingly business people did strip down to their swimwear and jump into a giant ball pit to retrieve capital one savings card so and granny granny got in as well. Oh, and Granny was way into it. And Granny did the rap. Granny did the cannonball. Granny did the cannonball. Granny did the cannonball.

Is there anything funnier than when a grandma is rapping? When a pizza meets bacon. Yes, because chocolate. Sean, I don't mean to brush by your anger do you feel that you like suffer from anger issues um i you know honestly lately i feel like other people suffer from my anger issues and it's and it's and it's you guys and i think i ground the podcast to a halt and it was going really, really good. Wow.

And usually a good sign. No, please, Alyssa. Alyssa. What's a good sign? No, this is a great test for Sean. And I'm loving this opportunity for Sean to make space for Alyssa. No, because I was going to say something snotty,

something bratty. You know what? Maybe that's exactly what I need to hear. I was going to say usually a good sign of when things are going well is when people are laughing. Yay! Yay!

And there you go. And that's just sort of what i've learned from my decades pounding the pavement hitting the streets doing my stand-up comedy everywhere all around new york yes putting in the work thank you alissa that was good for me to hear um and definitely something i will keep in mind as we continue to do this episode of the podcast. Well, Sean, stick around. We'll be right back.

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instead of going to therapy. Where does the show, where do you do this? What? Oh, on the boat. Where is it happening? Yes, on the carnival, on the formerly carnival cruise turned Adult Swim,

Adult Swim live Action Studios barge. We're sort of anchored down where the Titanic sank. Which is around where Amelia Earhart went missing. Allegedly. Allegedly. I've seen her around. She's a bitch. So the show is being shot down there.

Very expensive. so the show is being shot down they're very expensive you have to take james cameron's little dirigible his underwater dirigible to the bottom of the ocean every time you want to film the show okay maritime law uh dirigible do you mean submarine yes get him get his ass girl don't even try me don't even try me haze girl please don't tell them to get me you're gonna try to school alissa on underwater navigational uh i don't know nobody get me don't nobody get my ass please come on yes i don't want i really don't want anyone to get my ass you're gonna get your ass got by every girly on twitter because i have 10 million followers and they all hate please don't tell the girlies to get my ass not the girlies legit hayes and his knowledge of submersibles have been a plague on this podcast

so long can you know whatever calls him out what is a dirigible it's an underwater dirigible it has a little propeller dirigible is a dirigible i thought a dirigible is a crossbreed yes it's like that i thought it was a deer and a gerbil put together. Deer jibble. A really big front half and a really tiny little half. Deer jibble Hanson, right? Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes! Deer jibble. Oh, my good blood. That was another. They also said in that play oh god another day at the office squeaking you're in school

can anybody squeak it was so sad in that movie when the hamster tried to kill itself oh my god spoilers they aged down the hamster tried to kill itself. Oh my God. Spoilers. They aged down the hamster too for the movie. Like the hamster by the time they made it was like really old and sick. By the time they made it, it was a rat.

Hamsters. Hamsters. Hey Mitra. Hey Mitra. Hamsters live to be 45 really no did you ever read

about that special mouse that was gonna be in a play maybe it was it was a special mouse that I read about I read about in the news

it was for the play about the the night dog the night time dog I think and he you mean the wolf yeah i guess i guess the dog of the night the wolf and he they rescued him from like a puddle and they trained him for a really long time to make him run across a little pipe or something,

and he was part of the play, and he loved being a star in the play. And then right before he was supposed to be in the play, and opening night, he was running around practicing, I guess, and then he knocked over a book, and the book fell on him, and he was crushed, and he died. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Wow wow what's the lesson there that really happened um live theater's dead the mouse's name was live theater

um i the lesson there for me is do you think a puddle is like a lake to a mouse? Whoa. Wow, that's interesting. And so we thought we were rescuing the mouse, but the mouse was actually on vacation at the lake house. And the mouse was tubing. Well, it turns out the mouse was actually rescuing us. Wow. Yeah.

Would you say that what we're doing right now is having a conversation? To me, yeah. I found the article the article is called it was in the nighttime dog play the article is called rat who escaped peril and made it on broadway dies in fall and there's no union protecting him okay that is the plot of dear evan hansen there's no union no someone gets hurt in a fall no well we find out what the fall there's no union how disgusting that they exploit that big rat every time the other unions want to be mad about something they put the big rat they bring that big rat out and they're like, now you help us, but now when the rat needs help... Yeah, who's the rat for the rat?

Nobody answers the phone. There's a big inflatable human on the street corner and all the rats are marching in a picket line. Bad play. Yeah, yeah. Bad play. play bad play bad play i want to talk about another article i found uh that i think is really interesting news it was up first uh no this one was from uh i have to find it again it was from moscoop.com kevin bring me my printed out articles please my internet's paused right now all right all right i can fill some time yeah i have something

really good to do no great and in the meantime i hey man i'll just take the wheel we're in good hands i've been podcasting a long time there's no way i blow this i found it i found it i found it oh okay i wasn't even watching okay oh my god this. This article is from Moscoop.com and the headline is Three Busy Debra Season 3 Conferred Release Date in USA, UK, and Australia. Can you actually forward that to me? Yes, I can.

The article goes like this. I'd love to read about that. I'm just going to read it to you and you can just write it down. Okay. A lot of people are wondering about three busy deborah season three confirmed there's a first problem after watching season two fans of the series are eager to know about its upcoming season if you are also looking for the same thing then you have reached the right place they all want

to know when they get a new season in this popular show due to this we have decided to gather and bring you all the details about it and then there's a bunch more paragraphs it describes what the show is about it says all your names is this one of those articles that's written like by ai because those are my favorite kind of press releases when um they kind of just like take a bunch of words and then make a sentence that makes no sense like for adult swim they'll call it like grown-up pool yeah and in this case i don't think it was ai because otherwise i don't know how they would know for example as the series will move forward you will find it more interesting and you will become more eager

to know what is going to happen now you're right yeah that definitely had to have been written by a big fan that's a human touch yeah unmistakably and so the article ends the now here we're going

to tell you about three busy Deborah season three confirmed till now the creators of the show have not officially confirmed anything about season three so we cannot tell you anything about it we will just suggest you all to stay connected with our website that is actually a direct quote from things I would send

to Samuel I say stay confirmed to pay attention to the website link here to season three I leaked attention to the website. Link here. And I leaked that to this website. I'm functioning as our publicist currently. Most goop? You said most goop? Most goop. No, most goop is about Mitra's

ass. It's if I don't clean it out at the end of the day yeah okay i'm gonna send well that's got that's really smart to keep that mystery swirling around the season so to get that article out but then to just hold back just enough info by not confirming's the thing. It's got my mouth watering. Well, that's the thing, right? It's like we sent that information in because we know the answer and we are trying to keep people guessing. Right. Like we're like, we're like, oh, we definitely know.

Like we're going to dangle this carrot and we want you to log on to moscoop.com every day to wait to see if we share. With Moscoop. Moscoop. Moscoop. Moscoop. Like Mo Collins, but instead of Collins, it's a scoop.

Is that the person from Mad TV? No, that's Miss Swan. A person from Mad TV. One of the people from Mad TV. No, that's Miss Swan. A person from Mad TV. One of the people from Mad TV. The person. Mad TV was a full ensemble of artists. No, it wasn't. Try watching the show.

How about that? I have. Actually, my flash mobs have been on that show. No, Mitra's thinking of her favorite TV show, Matt TV. It was this guy named Matt, and he had his own whole TV network network and it was basically just him like 24 7 to camera just going like yeah keep going keep going on matt tv can we hear can we hear more can we hear more about matt tv

no so basically matt tv's got legs. Let's. No. Yeah. So basically, Matt TV was started in Chicago by the Matt TV for and brought to New York. And it was just sort of this like amazing experimental. You guys can cut me off whenever. No, I actually love to hear more. But I have a serious question. It doesn't need to cut her off, but just. And I welcome that um what happens if you have to like pee while you're recording the podcast see this if i have to pee

or what or is this for you elisa go pee well basically what happens is if elisa goes pee we're allowed to talk about her while she leaves. Okay. Alyssa, go pee. Oh, my God. That could be so vicious. No, according to Mitra, we're not even allowed to be interested in, like, whether the women on the show are, like, going to go pee. We're not allowed to talk about it. We can't ask any questions about their pee or where it goes or anything like that. Piss hydration is a women's sport. where it goes or anything like that well hydration is a woman's sport yeah women piss directly into their own mouths to save uh body uh water we're always doing the

labor can we talk i don't want to get too far away from matt tv can we just yeah so basically so so it would start with a morning show it would be matt in the morning and that would be like him with his cup of coffee matt tv is a is wait this is like a whole channel or yes oh it's a channel okay yeah yeah it's a whole channel matt tv and okay it's like ed tv it's like what ed tv is that ed's channel yeah i guess I guess so. Sort of, yeah. I guess now that you mentioned it, yeah, I guess it kind of is. Oh, gatekeeping much?

I would love to know what Ed TV is. Well, I'm afraid if I talk about it too much... People were like, this guy Truman, it would be so much more fun if he kind of knew what was going on. Everyone was playing a big trick on him.

Well, it was Matt's idea. Truman Show seemed really mean. Yeah, no one talks about that. I know. They were being really mean. What if we were nice? Creating an entire fake moon is gaslighting. I hope that they paid for

Truman's therapy after the show ended any thoughts on that i agree i i don't want to go too far into it because i feel like we're getting away from matt tv yeah okay and it risks getting swept under the rug here i you know let's kind of they say there's a there's Sandy, you drifted really far away. Do you want to come back? Sandy? Sandy! Nah.

I'm curious about some of the... There's some iconic controversies in Matt TV. She seems very different. Do you guys agree? Did you just pee or did something else happen out there? Wait, Alyssa. I just noticed that when you came back from the bathroom, you have shit all over your mouth. I was hungry.

Yeah, I was hungry and I had shit in the toilet. So I tried it as a little snack. I do that sometimes. Alyssa, you're not lying like I think you are. No, no, no. Alyssa, you're not lying. Like, I think you think you are. No, no, no. Alyssa sounds normal to me, being coy as always. Matt TV's sordid history of abuse in the workplace. Oh, yeah. That was bad. yeah that was bad sandy well you know

sean yeah you said sandy speak on that i wanted to provide space sean speak on that i was saying i was saying i don't know if it was like really you know obviously it was part of the news cycle it was it was really just like um a poorly timed comment in a way we're talking of course about matt damon on project green light right yeah matt tv the matt project yeah matt tv is it is matt damon i mean now it's matt damon he started as just Matt TV, right? Now he's Matt Movie. Yeah. He's Matt Movie and he's Matt Crypto Commercial. And he's Matt Wahlberg.

Ain't that the truth. And he stops 9-11. Ain't that the damn truth right there. And he's Matt Wahlberg of Wahlburgers. Yeah, Matt Wahlberger. I'd like to take a bite of that Wahlburger. Wrap my little claws around one of those. What kind of food trucks did we have on set?

Food trucks on set. Oh, my God. Thank you for this question. Kevin, this is Kevin. Kevin was already here. Kevin apologized earlier. We have a question. Kevin, this is Kevin. Kevin was already here. Kevin apologized earlier. We have a question from Kevin. Hey, Kevin.

Thank you so much for your question. Hi, Kevin. Oh my god, so nice to meet you, Kevin. Nice to meet everyone and thank you for being here and take it away with the food trucks. Thanks, Kevin. Ice cream every day. Food truck is the ice cream? We had food trucks on set all the time. Thanks, Kevin. Ice cream every day. Food truck is the ice cream? Yes.

We had food trucks on set all the time. And they were all ice cream, all different types of ice cream. And then, you know, everyone on the set, lactose intolerance, we just shit straight into the Titanic water. Thank you, Kevin. Follow up. Follow up. Follow up.

Please don't raise your voice at me, Kevin. Follow up. What was the second food truck you had on set? Lettuce. Concrete. Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Made Of, the lettuce truck. Yeah, it was lettuce concrete. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was our favorite food truck. It was called Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Made Of, and it was a lettuce truck and it was so cool yeah because it was like an awesome it was just like a great funny name for lettuce yeah for a truck that only sold us lettuce yeah it was like it was similar to an ice cream truck because it was like you go like oh i'll have one lettuce oh i'll have two lettuces a scoop one scoop of lettuce yeah yeah and then it would be like oh we're gonna have toppings like raisins or wet nuts wet nuts sprinkles it was just like yeah build your own lettuce and question for mitra oh great i saw your instagram story said you were asking for

a good movie suggestion yeah just, just any movie. What was every suggestion that you got? Okay, well I do have them all saved to my phone. Should I read all 200? Sorry, we just did these exact questions with different people on like our most recent shows.

And I guess Kevin saw it and I guess they thought they did well and now Kevin is just doing the same. I'm sorry. But we tried to have really fresh stuff for you guys. I can explain. I can explain. And I'm sure Mitra's wondering, was this all a bet?

Was any of this real? I'm wondering if Kevin's on. Is he on candy right now? I can explain. are you on candy please explain kevin i'm kind of a music guy and when i see my favorite bands perform i don't want them to come out and go here's the new stuff play the hits damn it so you're you're identifying as your own favorite band and you're gonna ask the same questions over and over again and you're calling those questions the hits you're asking food trucks on set you're

calling that the hits kevin list of movies in the dms is the hits i guess we were pretty funny about it last time that's the best you think i'm capable of movies other people sent me? Watch how a real host asks questions. How come y'all act so weird all the time? Sean! Sean! Sean! Sean! Sean! Sean! Sean! Sean! Y'all get freaky on that show, man.

What is going on? Well, it's because all we do is we sit around and we get so high to come up with this stuff oh my god you would have to uh there must be something in the ass water around there crazy i gotta say something i don't think all the drugs in the world could make a woman funny dumb bitch kill yourself you can probably you can check me out in the comments of uh of three busy deborah's videos posted online it's usually me commenting that in there it's a mad mad world we're all mad here. I am a little concerned about the number of food trucks

given that the show is such a huge money hole. And I sort of wonder if instead of trucks, we could be doing cars, food cars. Right? Interesting idea. Through the ocean. Hey, what about bikes for once? I love

the food bikes idea. Food bikes across the ocean. Maybe instead of the food coming to you on the set, maybe you are picking the food up somewhere else and bringing it to a different location. Maybe the show is a GoPro on the front of a bike

and you're just picking up food and bringing it to people who are hungry. Honey, it's called High Maintenance. Written by Misha Juhari. Yeah. What if the show, okay, another way to save money is like, you know, sometimes

when you are in like a taxi or perhaps an Uber or Lyft and they have a little making confessions or. Well, it could be that could be cash cab. But I was thinking, you know how they have a little camera. Yeah. Kind of near the rearview mirror. Maybe the whole show could be shot on that. We're so used to seeing things from the front.

If you could see it from the front, wait till you see it from the back, back, back, back. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. I do think if we are doing my idea of filming at the bank, what you could do is go into the wall and just set all the money on fire since that's what you seem intent on

doing anyway. Seems like someone watched season 2 episode 9 of 3 Busy Debras sounds like you watched that Sean it wasn't promoted in anywhere

I've been looking for it how would we know it was coming out the stars didn't do promo. They had too much COVID. There wasn't a single niche podcast appearance to let me know that this was something I could enjoy. I have an idea, which is... Great. Save money.

Instead of cameras. No, really, that is great. That is... No, it is. It is great. It sounds like Sean was like do you have a fucking problem with me Sean

because I'm ready to handle it and deal with this hey Alyssa do you want to take that back take it one more time we really need to get it clean yeah we're going to need to get it clean so let's just have you take a deep breath.

Yeah, take a sip of water. Yes, take a sip. I have developed a late in life stutter. Okay, so whenever you're ready, go ahead. Do you have a fucking problem with me, Sean? Because I'm ready to handle this right here, right now on the pod. And hold for a room tone. Everyone hold.

And we're out. That's Alyssa, everyone. Thank you so much. That's a list everyone thanks everyone this really was our play space this was our circus and we are the animals in the zoo we are family here we are family here this is a playground we are all a family i love being on the playground with my family okay mitra you still are doing you this is alissa's rap you don't get to just like and thank you guys so much for having me this really was like such a pleasure you're not like just like to work with such like an incredible crew that just like is totally like

completely on board with us and just like piggyback off of that so both of you are not wrapped and it's just like to have like you know come so far with all of this and to have people that just like never say no to us okay now you are we just run out of time so now you actually are so we're gonna wrap you out yeah it's just it's unfortunate

because we did need more stuff from you guys but yeah are you burping or yawning right now don't make me pick we do have to we we are goodbye we do have to go goodbye that was a hate gum podcast