Hollywood Handbook - Zach Cherry, Our Emmy-Nominated Friend
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Bring.
Small, small, small, small, small, small.
Here comes Hayes and Sean.
Hollywood Handbook.
Bring it on.
it um so what we already have a zatch i know that's the issue i feel like the last time you were here
he was in our lives but he wasn't like our lives our lives and that's what it's become
that's what it's become this young man is my life my son my moon my stars
That's Zatch
What else is there to say
So I know you sort of
Drift in and out of the show
The gentleman who cuts our clips
Is named
Zatch
Sure
And you are named Zatch
Yeah
Do we need two
Yeah
What is it
I'm leaning no
I don't have any
I don't have anything to do with the clips
or work for or with you guys.
So it doesn't seem like it's much of a...
Zach Cherry.
Zach Cherry.
You think your parents were just trying to say Zachary?
There's a chance.
I don't know the origin of mine.
I don't know why they got my name.
I would love just to build a foundation of honesty.
Oh, wouldn't that be nice?
I do regret.
I regret sitting in between.
48 minutes together.
Immediately I regret sitting in between you.
there's
I just think the podcast will go
a little better for all of us
if we
I know I'll be more comfortable
just have a
modicum of honesty
in our exchange today
you say you have nothing to do
the clips you don't want anything
why then
do I see you
making such
crazy effort to be noticed by us
by walking around
in the background of other people's content.
Right.
Wearing our hat.
Sure.
A hat which you mysteriously don't have on today.
Well, if we want to be fully honest and transparent,
that is not one of your hats because your heads do not fit my giant head.
That is a hat that my wife bought for me and put an ironed one of your things on it.
I'll be right back.
unbelievable and Kevin is going to throw up from all the lies that that that's not
that's not a lie I I received one of your wonderful hats from Kevin it didn't fit my
noggin my wife remedied the situation who it did appear in the video you say remanied
to remanied it she remanied it she's exposing exactly the scientologists destroyed a lot of
people's hard work is what they is what she did that's what you think lea and for what i mean a lot
of people work really hard on scientology yeah yeah doesn't happen by accident it's still it is still
that's what we were trying to do basically with this with that the hat pack mm-hmm yeah was create
your own yes and i got to say like if anything i'm tired your goal
just think it's really sad that your wife stayed up all night hammering a patch into your hat
and then she's so tired the next day and you take the opportunity to step out with an unidentified
woman that was the farmer's market that was my wife that was that was okay walking through a
farmer's market doesn't make her your wife let's see let's see if this uh let's see if this fits the nagon
let's test it out
what's special about that one Kevin
big and tall
oh it is big and tall
I only need one of those
yeah okay yeah that looks good
I mean it's gonna give me a headache
but it fits on my head
well then we're even
fucking guy
I just wish I wish I could just watch a cheese pole
these days
it was noodles
and I wish
I wish these cheese pools
would just be cheese again
can we stop making it
everything but cheese at the cheese pole
because half the time
it's as Zach points out
noodles
and you're pretending not to notice
when you're in the video
you're pretending not to know
that you're like in the background of a thing
meanwhile you've you've clocked
the exact type of content being produced
my man is scouted out
I clocked it after the time
could I make this about me
oh oh a camera
oh check it out a camera
are you sure
what if your wife sees it
no no no
this is my wife now
I was with my wife
yeah see now you'll be my wife
the riddle of the I can't operate on this boy
he's my son
she is my wife
sir why aren't you with your wife
this is my wife let's face it
you were trying to have a cold play concert moment
no one cared
well now just is the first thing you brought up
on your podcast
was the first thing you brought up
yeah on my podcast
which no one cares about
I guess that's that's fair
I do I do
I was hoping to sort of have
have a good relationship
like a more pleasant interaction
today because it has gotten
contentious in the past but I was
I'm sitting very openly
why so why
So why did you start off by lying?
You know, I felt like...
Do you think we won't like the real you?
I felt like I was being honest.
That's so fascinating.
I really don't know what you both want.
That's so interesting.
That's what you feel like honesty is.
Felt like he was being honest.
That's so...
Oh my God, that's so sick.
Well, he's an actor.
I guess so.
He's an actor.
He's an actor.
He's an actor.
He lies as...
Thank you.
He performs for a living.
He makes beliefs so hard that he even believes
that he's, you know, doing the experiments on people's brains
or whatever on whatever the show is.
Where is he in there at all?
Thank you for acknowledging my work.
What have you been doing?
Yes, this, that part.
Today?
Last time you were here, we talked about your appearance.
on the Severance Podcast
I remember that
Yeah
What's what's been up
Is that episode still the lowest
Rated one they have
Is that one?
I don't tell me the numbers
I
Oh it was I haven't there was like an article
Or something about how
Had the fewest listens of any of the
I was on every episode
Severance podcast episode
I've never heard of one episode
Of a podcast
Putting the show
That the podcast is
based on in Jeopardy.
Yeah.
That is like you never heard of that before.
The one you listened to,
the one we talked about was one of my appearances,
but I appeared in every episode of the podcast.
Okay, I guess that was the primary one
where they were interviewing you, yeah?
One of the, one of the, I appeared.
So it's a show where they just interview you.
That was part of it.
In every episode.
That was part of it.
It's not my show
Because I see the guest
Well it seems to be the only part
You want to talk about
Yeah
I see the guest listed
In the title of the episode
And there's one where they say you
Okay
And then there's like
And there's like
You know 40 or 50 higher rated ones
They don't have like a lot of listens
They don't put your names in every episode
Of Hollywood handbook
Unless that's changed Kevin
I don't know
When I listened
And you know what
I actually can't speak to whether or not they do
Because I just come here
and I kind of, like, I just chat with people.
Yeah.
And then I go home to my family and I sort of live my life.
I don't painstakingly document every one of my appearances, what the show was, whether my name was in the episode title, whether it was noodles or cheese, what kind of hat I had on, whose wife was that?
Now, you're accusing me of documenting all these things.
I just feel like, every scene I know a lot about your own shit.
Every single thing you mentioned is something that you brought up.
I didn't.
Well, I'm interested in you.
I'm interested in other people.
And then when you throw it back on to me, I'm at sea.
I'm lost because you're going like, well, does it say your name and your time?
I'm like, I don't know.
Because I'm just here actually to learn about you and talk to you.
I'm here to learn for sure.
But I guess you think I'm here to be taught more than to learn.
I was getting that.
Actually, you're supposed to know this about me.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I was just, I was asked to approach today with honesty.
Who am I?
With honesty.
Hayes, who am I being?
It's noodles.
I mean, I think he could probably answer that.
He knows everything he's ever said.
It's like, it's a parenthetical, it's an emergency.
It feels like you're doing a derogatory.
depiction of me literally in the kindest way possible i'm trying to just recreate the moment that we
had so that you can see how you sound to us it doesn't feel like that it doesn't feel like that
it feels like you are mocking but i understand that that's me because it happened like two and a
half minutes ago i do remember that uh knows how long it's been it's like yes like the time code
playing in his head.
It really is, yeah.
It's like,
who's a character
that, like, remembers everything?
Memento.
It's, like, Memento.
It's like he doesn't remember.
It's like, if Memento, it's like, if Memento,
I don't mean to.
Was unaware of anyone else.
I don't mean.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Yes.
It's like if Memento
only knew about him.
Memento doesn't remember anything.
Everyone.
He's very giving with his,
with his memories.
And the whole thing of Memento is that he can't remember anything
So he has to like write it down and tattoo himself
If you were in it I would trust your memory of it
Because I would know that you had memorized everything about it
That was before my time since you weren't in it
Yeah since you weren't in it you probably are there are budging it a little bit
And not intentionally pretend snoring through it
There are other characters who remember things
Sherlock Holmes or or
Adrian Monk.
Mr. Monk.
Or
Sike guy.
But Memento was a, was,
it's going to sound harsh,
Memento was a bad example
of what you were trying to talk about.
And I'm not, I don't,
you're putting me in this position to teach you,
which I didn't come here to do.
I came here to learn,
just like anyone
but then when you
when you compare me to the memento guy
I have to step in
and let me know when you're done
because this is
just make sure I
forever I just want to make sure
I don't want to interrupt you again
which I assume must be part of where the disconnect
is happening let me know when you're done
and then I'll chime in
I'm just I need to make sure
if there's any other better characters
you could have chosen
you mentioned Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
Mr. Monk
Mr. Adrian Monk
Syke
Syke guy
Famous for remembering things
I mean I don't
You're the expert
Not what I'd Dexter
Not what I would have said
About any of the four of them
Does Dexter have a good memory
Probably has to
Zatch
The guy on
Because he's not done
He's gonna let us know what he's done
scrubs
because you have to take the doctor test
so
all right
I'm done
I'm done he's done
so the ending was
the guy on scrubs
it seemed like you had never
heard of the concept of a doctor
I when I said as soon as I said
doctor the fear
in Hayes' eyes
that I might ask him what that is
or what they do
which just shut me down
so I'm done
are you
yes I'm done
the best I think the best
episodes of a podcast
have a little bit of a give and take
don't they the Severance podcast
Castle Castle
has a pretty good memory
well he remembers the books that he wrote right i mean you are like castle all his it's all his own
shit this reminds me of what of my books reminds me of something that some of my shit oh this is so
my book coded oh my god oh it's giving my shit yes he's like i think i figured it out they're ripping
me off it's like brother michael no michael myers here's my question michael myers here's
Here's what's kind of like hanging over the conversation.
He doesn't forget he's going after.
I think you think that Emmy would have fixed you.
Yep.
Would have been nice.
Yep.
What I think is happening here is you're acting out as sort of a message
you've gotten worse.
To the voters to say we can, we can fix all this.
We don't have to do any of this.
This can all go away.
more of this
well don't say we'll never know
well we'll never know
if that one would have fixed me
so that that's really
the position you're going to take it had to have been
that one
no but we'll never know how that
I didn't even want it now
I don't want it now I don't want that one
you finally like a toddler's throwing a tantrum
I don't want that one go here take the
my friend take the piece of candy
what friend
my friend Tremel
and is this the problem
that I see people as friends
that you saw him as a friend
I do I do see him instead of
an enemy combatant
you were in the arena my friend
I'm running the 100
100 yard dash
this guy is smoking me from
my left oh shit there goes my friend
oh my buddy actually wants to get to the finish line
here you go that is how I don't see it
as a lane I don't see art as competitive
and you see what you do as art
quote I don't see art as competitive
signed the loser
well
a signature as well
it's not just written out
he signed it that's how he signs
it that's his autograph
I wonder if
I do wonder if it would have fixed me
it doesn't I mean
I think we can't
has nothing to do obviously with like
what you do in the show and like your performance
and all that the work on the show
the actual show not the podcast about the show
right that matters
yeah the podcast matters
thank you
and the kind of stuff
Tremel is doing like he's out there
He was on the podcast as well.
That episode did numbers, boy.
Wow, that one was fucking fire through the roof.
I've listened to it a couple times, the whole thing.
I've heard parts of your episode.
But we wanted to sort of diagnose, right,
because the work you're doing on the show is of no consequence.
it's what it is and it's and that's great and the show is being watched you know and you
outside of the show have some opportunities right and had some opportunities where they
were blown whether they were missed i don't you know it's not but you had some opportunities
to i didn't miss my chance to be in the cheese bowl video so that was your campaign huh
that's what we're trying to figure out
that's what we're trying to figure out
that was the entirety of your campaign
we saw Tramel
we saw Tramel
getting it out there
putting it out there
saying being brave enough to say
you actually want that
I kind of would like to add that
that that'd be nice
you know what I mean?
Sure
about the Emmy Trophy
yeah it seemed nice
I was pretty close to it
in like physical
yeah physical proximity
yeah
I'll never know how close I was to
they don't reveal like
and even then the one that they let you be close to
it wasn't the real one
I think and I can say that now
do you no one else in your life will say that
they did not let you be close to the real one
they know that you thought it would fix you
that my friend won they can't risk
and once again that was not the real one
they no he has a real one
please please please think about this
You think they would let you be close to the real Emmy Trophy.
I guess I did think that, but.
Yeah, that was the entire idea.
That's what the whole show was about.
That whole, the whole show was like a hundred pot.
They didn't do that for real.
They did it, they had already did it before.
Yeah, they're not going to have you there.
That actually makes me feel good.
Yeah.
That makes me feel good.
Like, what's Truman's first name?
thinking about you.
Hmm?
What's Truman's first name?
Harry.
No.
No.
Famously.
Not him.
The one from the show.
Abe, maybe.
Oh, wait.
Are you asking for his last name?
Capote?
No.
Okay.
I'm lost.
I admit it.
I'm lost.
The guy from the show where everyone watched his whole life.
Ed TV?
The Truman Show.
Maybe it was Ed.
I feel, that makes me feel like Ed Truman.
Ed Truman.
Knowing that they did all that for me, it seemed expensive.
Let me just give you one distinction between you and Ed Truman.
Actually won a golden globe for that movie.
Don't squint.
Ed Truman, don't think about it.
Ed Truman won a golden globe.
Don't, don't question whether it happened.
I didn't know that.
Congratulations to him.
That's my friend.
that didn't directly
That's your friend too
It's nice to see
When my friends
You know
Are recognized
Everyone who won that night
Was your friend
Is this what I'm learning?
Yeah
I consider it a pretty small
community of artists
And I'm rooting for everyone
And no
Don't bring up
One of those guys
And try and get me on that
They're not my friends
But everyone
else is my friend now to don't even bring up you're being very discreet about this you're like
dropping hints in a very very subtle way and i maybe am taking inspiration from mr monk
and psych as i see i am picking up however
he's is getting the message behind the message here have some relationship
in your life
that you'd rather not disclose.
No, no, no, no.
You might refer to as those guys.
I think don't accuse me of being friends with any of those guys.
Don't bring up those guys.
Because I'm friends with everyone, but not those guys.
Not those guys.
So don't try and put words in my mouth and say,
I know you have a guy on this show who makes clips.
I want to clear your throat real quick.
Here's what I know.
I know you have a guy on this show who makes clips.
That was better.
Yeah, that felt good here.
Some of the people who you've said are your friends.
I'm not sure that's accurate.
And so now the category of people, those guys,
who you're saying are not your friends,
I have to wonder if those are actually your friends.
Is the inverse.
They're not.
And I don't even really want to get,
I just, I'm not.
going to say any of those guys' names because I know
you have a guy in the show who makes clips
and I don't want to get caught.
You don't want to be on record saying that they aren't
your friends. Is that because
possibly they are your friends? Just in case they get away
with it. I've been
just let's be clear.
Yep. Let's be clear.
I'd like to
I'd love that. I'd like to slow down.
I vote. Yeah, I second.
I second. Those guys are not my
friends. Three votes for let's be clear.
Those guys are not my friends.
Okay. It doesn't matter if they
get away with it or not
I don't like it
and they're not my friends
can I ask
okay
they aren't your friends
that's on record
how many of those guys are there
it's hard to keep track
there's a new one of those guys like every
day
wow
well they just got one of those guys
they did
how'd they do that
well were you involved how'd they get that guy they they do i mean when when they get one of them
do you move one seat closer to the head of the table i am not a member of these guys community i
okay here's what i'm trying i don't even say i'm not friends with those guys those guys aren't my
friends there's another one every day but they just got one of them i'm not a member of those guys
community i'm trying to get out ahead of what you were you as soon as soon as i said i'm friends with
everyone i could see in both of your eyes yeah that you were thinking of some guys right who you
were going to say well are you friends of that guy and i just wanted to not i wanted to be on record as
not friends with that guy okay or any of those guys and they did they just got one of those guys
they got one of those they got one of those they got one of those guys this morning okay so i just
speaking about undocumented people yes so i'm just going to put it yeah i'm just going to like make it
obvious what what he's saying let's actually use language that the rest of the uh you know
a world can understand and connect to so he's talking about people who don't have their formal
paperwork i don't know i don't know either way i don't i don't know okay i don't think this is what
the podcast should be about.
I don't either.
And,
and, and I was not going
to accuse you.
I want to say I am friends
with some of those guys.
Okay.
I actually am friends
with some of those guys.
Okay.
Remember when I mentioned
that you would be like
sitting at the table,
you know,
breaking bread with these people
and it was just like this
instant reaction
as if touched by a hot
flame.
I think I thought we were
jerked away. I'm not part of that
community. Someone that would never
I would never enjoy the taste of broken bread
again. I wouldn't claim to speak for
them is what I meant. Great
great, great analysis.
You could see it in his, you could see the light
going out. I
wouldn't speak for those guys
is what I meant.
And just because of the language I just want to
say, girls can be those guys too.
girls can be those guys to
they can be not yeah typically
in terms of the guys I was talking about
oh Jesus in terms of guys I was talking about
at the beginning it's usually guys
leave no stereotype unturned
my man will not rest until he has dug
this grave it's usually I'm saying
in terms of the type of guys who I was initially
talking about it can be
girls, but it's most
often guys. Zach, when I listened
to
the single lowest rated of this episode
of the Severance podcast ever,
I could feel
that so much had been
edited out. And I
just thought it was because
as we've covered here a little bit,
it was just interminable.
Like the, just the length at which
you would speak without pause.
It was, yeah, to tighten up pauses.
Unending. But
now I'm realizing that it was actually for content as well.
Can we cut?
Can we cut most of this stuff?
I'd like to go back.
Can we cut most of this stuff?
We have to release this in three or four weeks.
We have to release this in three or four weeks.
We don't have time to edit it.
Unfortunately, it comes out three or four weeks from now.
Or if we can get a bigger guest in between now and then five or six.
I was.
Or Christmas episode.
I'm now worried about how I'm going to come off out of context in the clips that this guy.
and you've already
you've already kind of
pitted you against each other
with this other guy named
he's trying to protect
what's his at this point
and so I'm now a little worried
about how
based on some of the stuff we said
about different types of guys
and like what I would
or wouldn't be involved with
if we could please
go back
here's who I'd like to talk to
okay
I just want to reset
and say I'm sorry about those guys
think it would be nice or they did or whatever i think it would be nice to
reacquaint ourselves with emmy nominee
zach cherry and create a little distance from emmy loser zach cherry
and who's spiraling out of control before my very eye if we can remember what it was like
to be Emmy nominee.
So in that brief window between...
Just when everything was possible.
Yeah.
When the Emmy-shaped hole
was finally going to be filled
and we would no longer have to act out
on every podcast.
Sure. I can get there.
Because obviously, I mean,
it was like very, very clear
seeing you in that time
between the nomination
and the failure
that you,
you you thought i'll just say that like like you thought this was a done deal
it was a lock and you were headed for a crash you were out way over your skis and a lot of
this stuff i started to visualize what and i didn't think they i don't think they should have said
be word you thought from word you thought yeah i mean i don't i don't say that stuff but like i don't
use all I don't think you know when they gave the award to Tremel I don't think they should have
looked at you and said B word you thought I was that was crazy when they zoomed in on you on
screen it didn't feel good it didn't feel good I think that might be kind of what's happening
with me in terms of like what I was saying earlier about what types of guys I wouldn't
be friends with is you got to remember I just recently went through a like a traumatic
a pretty traumatic break up with an old old lady yeah it's that shocking moment right
when your perception of yourself and your life and your art as an complete utter juxtaposition
with with reality and with what and with what the world is telling you is going on yeah that's
really hard to cope with and people have all different strategies to sort of get
back to baseline. Some of them
slander the community
of, you know,
undocumented. Some of the most marginalized
people. That's not who I had meant. That's not
who I had initially been thinking.
I don't even think of those people. This is what he's
saying. I don't even consider what's going on. I wasn't
even aware of the guys. And I still don't want to say their names because then
you'll say I'm friends with them. But I was
thinking of a different group of guys
who have a, who have
you seem to be thinking about them a lot yes i don't even know who you're talking about i don't know
what the hand motion was thinking about them nonstop that you brought them up first and you've brought
them up constantly and i think i hear someone who is searching for a community yes yes where
he will be respected mm-hmm and somewhere that will embrace him and where they will give him
a big prize
that would be nice
yeah
and not pretend to give it to him
and then give it to
his guy he thinks
is his friend
who's making fun of him
and then say bitch you thought
I mean
it was crazy that they
I don't think he was making fun of me
I was happy for him
and he was it was nice
he's my friend
you didn't feel like his speech
was making fun of you
specifically
I guess some of
it was yeah because like my friends don't do that when i when i lose an emmy my friends aren't like
making their entire speech about me making fun of me mm-hmm including the parts of you that
i didn't even think was about me yeah i didn't i didn't do a close read of it but it doesn't i'm not
even in that place anymore. I'm in the window between
Can I challenge that? And I would say that you are.
No, I'm not. Can I challenge that with
with the counterpoint
that you are there? You're still there. You're sitting
in the Nokia theater. No, I'm a nominee. Let me just piggyback on what
Hayes is saying and challenge that a little bit, your previous statement that
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Let's go back.
Let's indulge the premise that you have actually left the Nokia Theater and you're here there instead of back there.
I am.
I'm here with you.
Let's go back to the theater.
Who are you wearing?
It was some guy who made, he made suits for president.
He might have made toys.
He was Greenfield.
I believe.
He made suits for presidents.
Okay.
They told me.
President Truman.
President Ed Truman.
A little bit of a theme.
I should actually know.
You might want to get the, yeah, specify the presidents next time.
I am going to get me in trouble.
Not the, not one of the last couple.
Okay.
Not one of the last two, let's just say.
Dead ones only.
No, no.
Some of them are still hanging out.
but martin
martin
martin
martin martin martin van boring
what was martin well who is martin over there
damn gina he's he's
he's watching martin that way your show has become
Kevin watches Martin he's he's chastising
that sounds very good for some of his behavior
Martin will be getting up to some stuff that will force Kevin
to have to have to say something
something.
Martin.
Martin,
stop that.
You're making the situation
even worse
with these antics.
So you're wearing Greenfield.
I think.
Okay.
You...
If you had asked me that...
See, this is how you know
I've left that place.
Because if you'd asked me that day,
I would have known it.
Yeah.
No, I know.
I've moved on.
Mm-hmm.
Who?
Who?
Who are you sitting with?
I was sitting with the video.
Unidentified, yes, okay.
Anyone else?
Are you on the aisle?
No, we're in the middle of the row.
Favorite such.
In the front.
I know, but like they sat you in the middle, like,
they're not expecting you to have to, like, get off.
Okay, but in the front.
This will be good for the show.
Hold on.
Let me challenge that a little bit.
This guy seems like he'll be really good at making his way
from the middle to the aisle.
Let me challenge that.
No.
would apply in any other row
where can we put but I was in the front
so I don't have there's no
barrier to I can just get up and walk on stage
I could have walked up on stage so what you're just going to
scramble up the front of the stage
climb the front of the stage I could have easily
you I don't think they want that I could have
did you try mm-hmm we couldn't see below
frame was did Tremel have his shoe on your
face yeah when I
when I when I
heard my friend's name, I got so excited
for him that I did try
and get up there.
Because I wanted to... For a little hug at high five.
I wanted to be the John the Baptist
to his Jesus.
Okay. I wanted to tell
the world that he's
coming.
And so I was going to give a little speech,
but they were able
to convince me not to.
What I was told
from people who were at the ceremony
was that it was a
January 6th type of vibe
the way you were trying to get
onto the stage.
That's fair.
Yeah. So that's a little less
John the Baptist and more
the sort of conservative
shaman. At the time, you know.
Jesus was executed for his views.
So you were about to go execute
Yes, because you were
characterizing Tramel.
John the Baptist did not
for his view john the baptist was a a a a uh forbearer he paved the way he did not execute
jesus but to to paint me as some sort of radical revolutionary sure yeah i maybe i am
and sometimes that's a good thing who were your fellow nominees my friend tremel and my friend john
and my friend
Jason
and my friend
Sam
Mm-hmm
And a diverse group
And my friend
Hearing a lot of men
Come on
That's unbelievable
They
They that's how they categorize
It's all those guys
That's how they categorize it
You distracted me so I wasn't able to finish
Saying all my friend's names
But Kevin can put them up on the
Screen
they put a lot there's a lot of guys this year
Zach will be the one putting them up on the screen
Zach I don't like to talk about Zach but
John Jason Sam
and you
and Tremel
Tremel and Tremel and Tremel
and Tremel and I can't remember
there might have been a few other of these guys
up there
sounds fun
Zach
and you're sitting there
they cut to you who's presenting i don't remember i i did black i can see why you don't remember
because you had both hands on the armrests that you were like half launched
as they were reading everyone's name and even as they were describing what a supporting actor is
i was trying to be supportive i think it might have benefited you to to hear that definition
I find I'm
When I watch the show
I'm like does he know
What it means to be a supporting
With his acting
It's a I mean I feel the same way
When I listen to the podcast that he's on
Well I wanted to show I was being supportive
It's like you're a guest
You're a guest
You're a guest here
I would like to show that I'm a supportive
So you got into
How was your
How was your Emmy's weekend?
And to you?
I, you know,
I like to take that time for myself.
Okay, that's not,
um,
that's not something that I feel the need to sort of
be very public with this big dog and pony show.
I'm,
you're probably aware I have specifically requested to never be involved
with the ceremony or any
in terms of as a nominee
I kind of like to make things that
challenge people
yeah I think this sort of
like mainstream like
oh like everyone
like instantly gets it and
everyone's in lockstep
just like this is rubber stamped
does the new thing we like
not really what I want my legacy
not like for the masses
I think
I'm kind of weird this way
It's like, I want my stuff to like last.
Is that crazy?
You win a Webby or something?
You guys win a Webby?
We're nominated for an I Heart Radio podcast award for our ad reads.
Which I think is in keeping with what we're even describing, which is like, we just kind of want our stuff to last if that makes sense.
And to like actually like stand the test of time in some ways and not be so of the moment that everyone currently is just going like, this is what we're doing.
Thank you, Mr. President.
for assigning me my favorite show
I might have won his suit
so they're trying to explain to you
what a supporting actor is
you are in a three-point stance
getting ready to
scramble up
onto the stage from the front
that's right
they
say a name
that isn't yours
that's right
which I thought was a mistake
and then that's very clear
I thought we might have had a little bit of
a la-la land situation
it was very clear from the face you were making
like you felt really bad for
oh no
this is gonna ruin
this is gonna ruin him
and Tremel's gonna be so upset when he finds out
well it was don't do that
this is so tough for them
the camera guy is trying
to
go be elsewhere oh i had a grip on his i know awkward i had a grip on his
just yeah yeah i snatch that uh what do they call that camera camera
i see right and he tremel gets up there yeah the presenter gives a wonderful
looks at you and says like before handing the mic to tremel takes it back for a second looks at you
and says bitch you thought um uh so which i don't know if did that make the broadcast so unnecessary
the feed that i was watching obviously i kind of take that weekend to myself so i don't you know
uh the feed that i was watching had it just in a caption under you it said this for what
of my best stuff they cut it was they pre-meamed you okay yeah so at least you got to see it
because a lot of my best stuff they cut from them from the broadcast yeah okay what was some of
the stuff that that did make it in yeah got an opportunity to do it here yeah and this was while
your friend was trying to talk before after during yeah okay yeah uh i was doing a lot of i was doing a lot
of reacting when one of my friends one I would go that's really nice yeah that's really
supportive and uh my my alleged wife was next to me and sometimes they'd make a joke and I
would turn her and go pretty good I go pretty you're letting her know that she's allowed to enjoy
no I was just trying to it's a long day you're afraid she won't get the no it's a long day no it's a long day
I was just trying to keep everyone spirits up.
But it seems like you are,
you have some feeling of responsibility
to kind of hold her hand
through the process of hearing a joke.
A certain ones.
Not really her world.
Certain ones.
It was more I was just.
They were references.
You might not.
To just like make sure that she's staying with us
for the whole program.
Yeah, I was checking in.
now what I saw because you had commandeered this one camera yeah for yourself is that you
went in the back and pulled what it looked like you thought was a fire alarm yeah but was
the icy machine that's right and you actually made a pretty interesting new flavor
because you pulled them all at once yeah it did it it it it didn't
taste great and it didn't make it's kind of interesting about yeah it didn't make nearly as
much noise you think the icy normally tastes pretty good yeah like how could it possibly go
wrong because if you get enough flavors it starts to starts to get kind of like and it did
end up creating an emergency worse than a fire yeah it gets really yeah i mean they had to evacuate
ultimately but so it was the same it was very difficult to think the flavor was yeah and but everyone was
slipping and sliding on all the icy all over the ground well have you ever felt something so
stinky you got to just get out of there you get it all all over your hands and stuff and you just
are like i can't i got to be anywhere but here no you've never had that no okay okay okay
every time you know every time i want to be supportive every time i try and relate
to either of you.
I would love, I'm searching my memory banks to try and find just like the closest thing,
the closest parallel to what you're describing and just like, I can't.
It's potentially an interesting idea.
I have no way to access it at all.
So I've been accused of being conceded.
I've been accused of being self-obsessed.
And every time I try and connect, every time I look to one of you for a moment,
of connection, I am met with judgment, derision.
It's been very interesting, though, I will say, because I think in general, you know this
as an artist, there is this idea that the specificity becomes universal.
That's right.
And that when people really dig into their own unique experience somehow by getting kind
of granular with those details, they do weirdly.
end up connecting to more people.
And that has never felt less true
than during this episode.
What's the stinkiest thing you've ever got your hands on?
I don't know what you mean.
I don't even know what you mean.
I don't even know what you mean when you ask.
What's the stinkiest thing you ever got your hands on?
Probably your episode of the Severance podcast.
Okay.
So actually, I think you maybe can relate.
Which I'm like the only one who ever heard.
Maybe you can relate because you don't want to be there.
You want to get out of there.
I did.
I did hear of say, I got to be anywhere, but he's.
I did hear him say that.
So actually, you can relate.
Yeah.
Now, Hayes, what's the stinkiest thing you ever got your hands on?
I guess it would...
And you didn't know it was going to be stinky, because I didn't know it was going to be so stinky.
I thought it was going to be noisy.
Probably be the Uber Eats commercial.
My Uber Eats commercial?
Is the stinky...
Now I wonder if I should change my answer.
I had forgotten about that commercial.
Ooh.
that's big tech that's tough feedback to hear to me it wasn't stinky at all in intention
but that's an interesting as an artist and that's good to know that's actually really
helpful to know you don't always once you put it out there it leaves it's no longer your
baby that's a relief because we didn't want it to be stinky at all wow because you don't
Okay.
Stinky food.
Wow.
No.
I am reeling at this news.
It's raising so many more questions for me.
Oh, yeah.
There could be a whole documentary about this commercial, apparently, because if that's
not what was the intention, top to bottom, so many things had to go wrong.
So can I ask, you thought...
I mean, fish stinks from the head.
Of course, your head is...
the one I'm seeing on screen
fish stinks from the head
yeah I've never heard that before
but you were starting to say
that you thought
I you know I think I was
I was wondering
you think you thought we went out
to make it stinky and we nailed it
yeah I thought you
intended to make it stinky in a different
way yes yes yes that was not
successful but did
end up producing
something kind of
brand new. Yes.
No, I didn't
yeah, let me be clear. I didn't
think what I was watching.
Shoot for the stars, aim on the moon?
Shoot for the moon, even if you're missing land among the stars.
But the stars are
further away than the moon.
Well,
that is
technically, I guess, true.
But there's also, and you know this is an artist,
there's things that are true
and there's things that feel true
and the stars being closer
just feels true
can we check in with
I mean nominees act
just before we
sure have to leave here
let's just see where we were
I guess originally I was thinking more of
like Kevin Spacey as one of those guys
who you might say
I was thinking of as like a guy like that
wow
Well, I'd say
I can think of one
I'm not friends with that guy.
I can think of literally one difference.
Yeah.
One single difference.
There's one thing I know that you two don't have a common.
Do not have in common, which is a best supporting actor award.
He won an Emmy?
No, there's actually other, and they told me not to tell you about these.
There's like a whole other.
I just felt like I needed to say that's kind of more who I'm in.
Kind of award.
There's other kinds of, yeah, other kinds of award.
I mean, he probably did win an Emmy, but it was for best leading actor, right?
Probably.
They give awards for what, like ad reads and stuff?
There's actually a whole other kind of...
You won a best ad read?
The thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like...
Did he win the year that you were up?
The Iheart radio.
awards.
I don't think so, though.
God damn it, if you wanted to,
he probably could have.
Let's not throw out the baby with the bathwater.
The guy could read an ad.
Do we have
Zatch before
that we could check in with?
Let's just see if it feels different
than what.
What the hell is this?
You need your headphones,
fellows.
Well, I remember what I said,
so I probably don't need...
Of course you do.
It's buying you on the other side days.
I can read the comments now.
used to be a problem
no comments yet
not a single comment
oh my god
start the conversation
so this is from the Television Academy
Foundation's Instagram account
from September 19th
Scoop Trip if we could get
a couple comments going for our guy
I really had the good
I did it for foundation
celebration like when you guys found out
about this sweet
you know exclamation points were all over the place
and emojis and yeah
What?
That really does not do you?
That is not the sound of someone who was allowed to participate in the celebration.
It's just not the same guy who's sitting here either.
I'll admit, I don't know what I was talking about.
Oh, it's incoherent, but there's a joy to it as well.
He's become a fan favorite, you know, his passion and, you know, what we learned about him and his wife, you know, what's been the most fun.
working with everyone on the show working with merit this past season was
working with everyone on the show has been the best part that sounds generous there is
is there such a thing as being so generous it it means nothing at all who's hearing that
and thinking oh my god best support i was support best support working with everyone
everyone on the show here's everyone here's everyone who's everyone oh
That means me.
And, like, when I read those scenes, I wasn't quite sure how they would play out because
I just saw a special scenario that could only happen in the world of our show.
But when we started reading them together, I was like, okay, now I get it.
So working with her was awesome.
You're also nominated before you know your character.
How punts are you about that?
I'm very excited.
I think the first thing I did was, acting is writing, they say.
broad city i did like a very small one-line role on broad city now i didn't maybe this was cut i didn't
hear her say uh take me through your entire career blow by blow you're the only person i'm
going to be speaking to for the rest of the evening i've got all fucking day might have edited in that
yeah can we see did she say that what did she say i can't scroll back i have to start over oh
yeah but i i i think yeah and and just like her we don't have all day for that um but it it is
interesting that you decided to go back to like a one line or a couple lines role and what it
what were those lines i don't remember that uh-oh somebody called back in the day it's it also
feels very surreal and it's straight it's like i haven't even fully uh processed it yet yeah yeah yeah
look at that suit also i felt a little shot at broad city too is like you believe like here i am
and just a few years ago
I was on fucking Broad City
They gave me just a couple lines
On Broad City
They thought
I should only have a couple lines
And then I think their ass is
Very cancelled
Extremely off the air
And who's still here with
More than a couple lines
I'm actually loving working with everybody on the show
I mean, everybody on the show
Ooh, he mentioned me
Sweetie, get in here
Where's the lie?
He's talking about me.
Where is the lie?
Do we have any more?
Sorry, where is the lie?
If I were to have told you
That your first Emmy nomination
Can you?
Can you stop?
If someone says that to you,
it's possible they're having a medical issue
And if you could step outside yourself
for just one second.
It's maybe not the place
to be ridiculing them,
laughing in their face
as they are experiencing
a severe distress.
If I were,
I'm not a medical professional.
I have to told you.
Obviously, I had empathy,
but I can't.
If I were,
have to told you
that your first Emmy nomination,
that you have an Emmy nomination,
let's hear it again.
I have to told you
that you
If I were to told you that your first Emmy nomination, that you'd have an Emmy nomination,
but that it would come in the drama category and not comedy.
What would your reaction have been?
Yeah, I guess I would have been surprised.
I definitely came up doing comedy, and that's kind of been more my thing.
Pause it.
He knows that.
That's why he's asking.
That's why he asked.
So what was I supposed to say?
You're like, so this is really interesting that you asked that.
I actually came up doing comedy.
Actually, I would be surprised.
Because I came from the world of comedy.
The viewers don't know that, right?
How many comments we got on this thing?
Here's where I hate to do this.
I'm actually, I actually believe in you.
I'm rooting for you.
Zero comments.
That's tough.
So this is, what account is this?
This one's only got six likes.
This is the USA Today Entertainment from a month ago.
Zach Cherry talks severance Emmy nomination and Liberty fandom.
And talk about my hashtag shorts.
The ones for the viral video, right?
Yeah, no, we got a good look at those.
You made sure of that.
They're very cump.
My DMs are filled with your hashtag shorts.
They're very conk.
They're very.
They're very.
So, such a hard show to pin down genre-wise, so I kind of get it.
Are you thinking it all I had to see?
Um, I think I can manage.
manage.
Do you agree?
I think, no, I think I'll, I think I'll manage.
How would you pin it down?
I guess I'll just go with the people that literally make decisions about, like, what the best
television is that year.
I guess I'll trust them.
So you'd say, I can see why you don't want to.
You'd say severance is a drama.
So is this the angle you're taking for next year that you should be nominated?
different category than everyone else on the show i don't know kind of get away from all these
friends you have i don't know if you if you think it's a drama that's fine but it seems like
there's a lot more going on there he's in three and what you know it might be like on set without
ben uh i mean i will definitely be bummed i love working with ben but no i'm not thinking head because
i i'm always surprised by what they do so cheapen by you saying that you love working with everyone
of the show yeah i felt that that that meant enough
If I'm bad, I go, like, so I'm everybody else?
Oh, great.
But I do like working with everyone on the show.
Did he text you after he saw this interview?
I don't think so.
Maybe after...
I know he has a phone.
Maybe we send it to him.
And wait for them to tell me when and where to be.
Who gave you the best piece of advice for tonight?
When to be.
John Juturo gave me some good advice of just have fun.
Do you ever ask him to text his brother?
Sorry, sorry.
Where's your fake wife during all this?
She's back there somewhere.
She's just off screen.
She must have loved that you shouted out John Turturo right away.
And I feel like, by the way, like, that was shared with you in confidence.
She didn't give you any advice.
Like, it's preposterous that your wife would give you advice.
I'm just like she didn't.
So I was being honest.
Not about that.
Certainly nothing on the level of have fun.
Yeah.
Which, by the way, that was between the two of you.
That's pretty high standard.
I think, I'm pretty sure John thought that was going to remain private.
Well, I apologize.
And thank you for then now putting it out to all your.
Well, we can get a couple comments in there, you know, now that it's out there.
You're a Yankees game.
I do not.
But I'm obsessed with the show, Monk, and I ask him about that constantly.
Oh, my God.
This again.
Remember that guy?
Is there?
That was Tony Shaloo.
Remember, Mum.
What do you guys talk about?
That was a different guy.
He can remember anything.
This guy, Monk.
this again do you know monk do you guys know monk sometimes i do know monk i can think of one vacuum
in the middle of the night one difference he'll wake up at 3 a.m. to vacuum between him
and me and you actually maybe two maybe three or four by oh yeah my that was a hit gum podcast
Thank you.
