House of R - 'Ahsoka' Finale Deep Dive
Episode Date: October 6, 2023Today, victory is theirs! Join Mal and Jo as they dive deep into the eighth episode of 'Ahsoka' to chase the Eye of Sion and parse the finale's action, character beats, and trade-offs. Later, Ben join...s to delve into the Mortis gods lore and what it might mean for the future of 'Star Wars.' Be sure to check out the first-ever 'Ringer-Verse' live show happening in L.A. on October 30! You can get your tickets here. Hosts: Mallory Rubin and Joanna Robinson Guest: Ben Lindbergh Senior Producer: Steve Ahlman Additional Production: Arjuna Ramgopal Social: Jomi Adeniran Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I'm Mallory Rubin, and it is my absolute pleasure to invite you not only.
back to Dathamere, but also to our new-ish House of Our podcast feed.
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Joanna Robinson.
What is up?
Bad babies.
Bad baby.
Hello.
And welcome to our Asoka episode 8 deep dive,
a journey through finale,
a whole season of television, if you will.
Yeah.
Here I sit podcasting on the very edge of the knuckle
of a giant stone statue.
you waiting to share my insights with you flashing like a light on a distant mountain here we are
beautiful yeah beautiful boy that was inspiring i could see some tulking over your shoulder i didn't
say it first you said the T word first before we uh we will be wielding the blade of talson soon
but before we do some quick programming reminders because it's a busy time here in the nerd verse
on the ringerverse, you can already, by the time you hear this podcast, find the Midnight
Boys instant reaction to the Loki Season 2 premiere. And that's not all on the Loki front.
Jessica Clemens will have her first video breakdown of the Easter eggs from that Loki premiere
coming over the weekend. Saturday, you're going to be able to find that in the Ringervor's feed.
You're going to be able to find that on YouTube. And then come back to the House of Our
where you will find waiting for you on Monday,
exact pub time TBD.
We've got some Sunday scheduling stuff
we're figuring out our deep dive into Loki season two episode one.
We are so excited to talk about Loki again.
We did a fun Loki Hall of Fame episode
to talk about why this is such a meaningful and wonderful character.
So check that out if you have.
And that's up on the feed from earlier this week.
Joanna.
Yeah.
It's a lot.
How can everyone follow along?
I'm just stunned and staggered by all the wonderful content that our pals put out into this here, Ringarverse.
If you want to follow all of that, I have such a brilliant insightful idea, which is why don't you just follow the podcast?
Like, why don't you just subscribe to House of R in the Ringerverse?
Then you're all set.
You got your minty people, your button mash in.
You're doing everything, right?
Okay.
Love it.
Yeah.
If you're a commitment fob, however, you just want to like keep a more casual track of it.
us want to follow us on social
Instagram, Twitter,
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At Ringerverse.
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Really big day for Ben's adoring
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What a time.
They're feasting.
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So that's all good news.
Also, Hobbits and Dragons
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That's an email that we have.
And I know you guys know that because you send us a lot of emails
and they're all great and I read all of them.
So thank you so much for sending them.
Thank you to the gentle caw in the background from Steve.
And that's a really good way to keep in touch to this
and be part of the conversation.
I met a bunch of bad babies last night at an event
in Oakland and it was delightful.
And, you know, they were talking about how for some of them, like, the emails are their
favorite parts.
And I love that.
It's just like a giant conversation we're all having about these stories we love.
What could be better?
Back to you, Mallory.
Well, I'm glad you mentioned meeting people out in the world because we have a special programming
reminder, which is that the ringerverse crew, the entire ringerverse family, we're getting
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I am so excited for that. There's, you know, there's members of the team I haven't even met.
face to face.
Benhamine,
Jessica.
That's it, I think.
But yeah,
I'm thrilled to meet them face to face.
Incredible.
All the bad babes that are going to be out there.
And yeah,
that's going to be fun.
Yeah, wait.
Please join us.
All right.
Last programming reminder,
it's the same one that we always end the intro on.
It's the friendly one.
And they were all pretty friendly today.
It's the friendly neighborhood spoiler warning.
You're like what plot details might come up today in the podcast, the very long deep dive podcast about the finale of the first season of Asoka.
Yeah.
It's everything that happened in that episode in episode eight.
It's everything that happened in the entire first season of Asoka.
Right.
And it's everything that's ever happened in Star Wars.
All of it is on the table today.
That's a lot.
Yeah.
Wait, what about video games?
Anything that's ever happened in Star Wars could come up today.
Comic books.
Yeah.
Lego sets.
What about a fit?
What about a fan fiction I wrote when I was 12?
I mean, I certainly hope so.
I hope you're prepared to do a dramatic reading.
Stay tuned.
All right.
Nestle yourself comfortably in front of the father and the sun because it is time to Pod.
Part 8.
The Jedi, the witch, and the wardrobe.
Joanna, right away.
We have something to talk about here.
You said a wardrobe, warlord.
Well, the Jedi, the witch, and the warlord is, of course,
to play on the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe.
Joe.
How excited were you to see this episode title?
Thrilled, over the moon.
Absolutely delighted.
Yeah, we got a Narnia reference right away, which was really fun for those of us who
like that sort of thing.
You know, it's really cute.
A pal of mine, Luca, who does a lot of great Game of Thrones writing, if you've ever,
Lucaneed, great Game of Thrones journalist.
Let me know that there is a doctor's train.
issue that came out this week
called the Doctor, the General, and the Warlord.
So like something in the water
of the Narnia fans
in the NERCverse this week.
I mean, we just did a Troops course
on Portal Fantasy
and talked about Narnia.
I mean, that's why I felt
Faloni was like,
I listened to the Troops course
and at the last minute,
I decided we're going to change the episode by the time.
Change the name.
Dave Filoni, of course,
wrote this episode as he did every episode of this eight episode season of Asoka.
Rick Famoyewa directed this. He has, of course, directed many episodes in EP,
many episodes of The Mandalorian back here in the Mandoverse again. This is a 48-minute episode.
So you're looking at 42-ish minutes of content once you remove the credits. And I think we can agree
that is not enough. Enough. Not enough. Which thanks us to just like Gold Tiles.
times our opening snapshot.
Joanna Robinson.
What did you think of the Asoka finale?
Do you think
Steve put that jaunty sort of rebelly
on the opening snapshot
because he's thinking about snaps Wexley?
I've always wondered.
It just makes me want to join
to be a fighter pilot.
Oh, the Asoka finale.
Listen,
there are things to like in this finale.
And there are a lot of questions
I have as well.
I had a great time listening to The Midnight Boys lose their entire minds and melt all the way down about the finale.
It's truly one of the most hilarious experiences of my life.
I am not quite as wound up as they were.
And truth be told, I think a few of them, like a couple days later, are also not as wound up as they were in the immediate aftermath of the episode.
I was pretty wound up in the immediate aftermath of the episode, though.
and I've had time to think and reflect and rewatch and examine and find some things to love.
But yeah, just I think it goes back to your comment on the runtime.
Not enough.
And I would say not enough episodes in the season.
The boy said this too.
I'm plagiarizing, you know, their point.
But like this is at least 12 episodes of story that they tried to jam into an eight episode season.
And so I think to borrow a malloryism, like,
to be, not to be like a glutton, right?
But like, give us more.
And if you give us more room and more space,
I feel like we could have had some of those conversations
we were really itching for,
some of those character moments.
We really felt we were missing here at the tail end
of the story.
Mallory Rubin, this was your most anticipated thing
on your hype meter.
You had a lot riding on the line.
Like, you cared a lot about this.
I'm not trying to, I'm just trying to, like, you care a lot.
So how are you feeling?
Yeah.
I thought the finale was a very mixed bag.
There were some things in it that I really enjoyed
and there were some things in it that moved me deeply.
And there were some things in it that confounded me
in a way that I'll be thinking about for quite a long time.
You know, I think some of that is definitely born of the number of episodes
in the season and the runtime on the finale.
I think like particularly four characters who were
written inside of longer seasons.
You know, and those episodes, of course,
were shorter. Clone Wars and Rebels episodes are, you know,
22, 24 minutes, but you've got
many, many, many episodes inside of a season to play out
arcs.
I was thinking of the exchange from episode seven between
Osoka and Hu Yang, you know, you got the timing wrong.
Didn't I feel terrible?
It's like, we got the timing wrong here at the end.
Yeah.
I revisited maybe more of the season than was healthy to revisit in the last day and a half between when the finale aired and when we were recording.
But like in all your spare time, Mallory.
I just, I have not slept much this week.
Gonna be very honest with you right at the top here.
I was so struck by the shift in pace, scene to scene, conversation to conversation, episode to episode.
And I was thinking back to a lot of what, I think some people bumped on early, but that we really loved, which was the slow burn, very methodical time to linger on a look and a choice and an idea and an exchange. And so when we're, and so when we, I think not just like the shift in the clip at which things move, but when we have a lot of the like questions or beats or people.
pins set inside of those more deliberately plotted exchanges and then we accelerate through the payoff,
it is disorienting and a little bit disappointing. I think that there were some scenes in this
episode that contained all of that within. Like, we'll talk about obviously all this in detail as we go,
but the Ezra lightsaber scene I'll just tease is emblematic to me of like a really wonderful
thing in a part of that scene. And then two just like astonishing choices. And then two just like,
astonishing choices about character conversations and reveals all inside of the same thing.
So it's like there's something here I love. There's something here I'm very puzzled by. And I can't wait to talk about all of it with you today, Joe. Maybe we'll work through some of our feelings. And again, there was a lot here that I really, really loved. And I found, I did find the finale like very emotional on the whole and was like in tears at the end. There were things that I really loved about it, but just some strange choices along the way.
I would not say emotional on the whole, but I will say it ended in, you know, a combination of the whole. And then you know, a combination of
of visuals and score and moments for me in a way that like,
incredible in this episode.
Very poignant.
Very poignant.
To your point about pacing or overall arc of the season, it reminds me that I think it's
a John Mullaney bit about the like happy birthday sign, right?
Where you like start with like the giant H and the giant A and then you're like
running out of space and you start to like tuck letters under the other and like scrunch them up
and stuff like that to get all the way to the end of birthday.
So yeah, this feels like.
So why?
So why couldn't this have been 10 episodes or 12 episodes like N-Dore?
Why?
Exactly.
Why?
I genuinely don't understand.
Well, let's call, do you have Kathy on the line?
Kathy Kennedy.
Yeah.
We just needed more time because there were so much hair to love throughout the season.
There really was.
There really was.
There was a lot of potential.
A lot of potential.
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Should we dive deep?
Should we do it?
Let's do it.
Okay, let's head to Camp Chimera where magic abounds.
How are we spelling magic?
I have changed the spelling of magic based on the subtitling of this episode.
made a real-time adjustment.
Yeah.
We're never too old to learn, Snips.
That's Anakin Todd us.
Just when you think you know everything there is to know
about how to spell magic, you find.
You don't know anything but not at all.
A lot of the characters in this episode.
J-I-K. Magic.
They're thinking about new lessons,
and so are we on the magic front.
Joanna.
Yeah.
Inside of the chimera.
Morgan tells Thron that the cargo transfer is complete.
And Thron orders the eye of Sion slash Theron down from high orbit, quote, so that we may begin the interlinking procedure.
Now, I suspect that this is something that a lot of people bumped on throughout the episode.
There's the general question of how long it should take to latch the chimera onto the eye of cyan.
But that is particularly germane when the definitive I'm about to win note at the end of episode
7 from Grand Admiral Thrawn was Assocetano has lost the one thing she could not afford to lose
today. Time. Time is very much on our side now and I shall keep it that way. And then we're
just making that moot. Where's the hustle from literally anyone is my question? Like, where's the hustle
from, you know, why aren't we double-timing the caskets or whatever it is we're supposed to
be doing. And P.S. same note for our pals over who are flying at a leisurely clip above the
noti migration. Assoc has time to like meditate. Just because of the Ezra lightsaber assembly and that if
But as soon as he's the only one who's like got to got to get my lightsaber together.
Like he's literally the only one with any sense of urgency in that scene. And everyone else is like,
Assoca is literally meditating. And I'm just like, he needed to build his weapon.
We got to go, guys.
The force is not a powerful enough ally after all.
Oh, it turns out I can't just like gently breeze the force in the general direction of these, uh, soon to be discovered zombies.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
So, Enoch, your guy.
What a rewarding casting of that act.
It's still, still not as bad as us getting to see Carrie Russell for like 14 total seconds.
as a Skywalker. Again, this remains a proud, albeit deeply confounding Star Wars tradition.
Enoch is here not just so that we can bask in his presence, but with a report,
Comscan, fix on the Jedi shuttle, and Thrawn would like to send two fighters to pursue.
Now, Thrawn famously, Mr. Ty, you know, Mr. Ty defender, defender. So these are not
tied defenders, important to note, regular old tie. What do you think is this,
the strategy that you, a military tactician,
a military expert, Joanna Robinson,
would have enacted here.
Would you send two tie fighters?
Well, as you know, I am.
I am a Grand Admiral.
I just assume my title when I record with you,
but everyone else calls me Grand Admiral,
Joanna Robinson.
Two ties.
I mean,
you like it?
I mean, it did what I needed to do.
Did it not?
You know, this is the thing.
Taking a lot of heat for the two tie move.
And you could say it's not sufficient, but they did slow the shuttle.
They disabled the ship.
Slowed the shuttle.
Yeah.
I have some questions on how they responded to Sabine's particular maneuver, which we'll get to later, and to Sabine's maneuver.
But they got there.
They did it.
We'll talk about that later.
How's Morgan feeling?
Oh, ready.
Yeah.
She is ready.
There is little the Jedi can do to stop us now.
This is sort of like when Baylon was like, no one can possibly follow us to another galaxy now, you know, like I think, or literally anything a character said last week, you know, though Ezra didn't make it home.
He did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He made it.
That's one where like he got away by the, by the letter of what he said.
It actually panned out.
But I think the spirit was probably more like, we're all going to go together.
So maybe there's still some regret there.
But yeah.
Probably not as much as Morgan has.
Yeah.
She's like, there's little.
can do to stop us now. And what little the Jedi can do to stop her now is a vivisecter. But,
you know, she doesn't know that yet. It's a tough way to go. Yeah. It's not a tough way to go.
I got to say, if I'm going to die, I want all my guts staying on the inside. That's how I feel about it.
You know what I mean? Like, though. The good thing about a lightsever. Yeah. And or a blade
wreathed in green magical, magical flame is like there's a lot of instant cauterization. I didn't see any guts tumbling out.
Well, that's because it's a Disney plus.
show.
But I really feel like...
This is an episode that had a zombie jaw hanging.
I really feel like...
I really feel like...
If the camera had lingered on Morgan, the guts would have started to double.
Like, gravity would have taken the guts in that way.
You know what I mean?
So I want them inside of me.
What?
That's...
Boy.
Crazy?
No.
No.
In factually, I guess it's fine.
Yeah.
I just, you know, I hear I want it in inside of me and the instinct to...
I think you're okay there.
My own viscera.
Oh boy.
Wonderful.
Thank you for that important point of clarity.
Thron has some clarity too.
Yeah.
And it's that he's been listening to podcasts.
And he really thinks that there should be more awareness and reflection at the
four here.
Ezra beat me before.
He's not going to do it again.
So here's what Throne says to Morgan imparting a little wisdom.
I've watched many an imperial officer make the same assumptions about the rebellion.
Even I, even I, fell victim to the heroics of a single Jedi.
Never again.
This is what you were looking for a little more of from him in episode six, right?
And I think in general what people were looking for in the 12 years that Ezra was just out there
and Thron was like, don't worry about it, right?
Like a little institutional memory of falling victim to the heroics of a single Jedi,
that single Jedi is Ezra Bridger
and he's just chilling with some crabs
and I've just let him, you know?
So,
speaking of that 12-year period,
we actually did,
I mean,
there's still a huge amount
that we don't know
about what transpired in this time.
I think presumably because they want to,
you know,
preserve the right to tell future stories
set in this time period
or flesh out that canon
and some subsequent tale.
But we actually got a little nugget
from Ezra later in the episode
when he and Sabine and Assoc are
arriving, but it's on my mind here because there's this moment where Thrawn tells the great
mothers that their alliances has proven quite beneficial is the way he puts it. They express their
gratitude in return. And it's like, well, why not? Why wouldn't they be grateful? Because as we hear
from Ezra later, Thrawn found that place and quote, woke up the witches. This is like fascinating.
We pair this with something like what we heard from Baylon in episode six. Perhaps they flee a power
greater than their own. And we're thinking, like, were they hibernating? Were they hiding?
Thrawn is their ride, right? Their cargo's ride back to Dathamere, their lifeboat to this new beginning.
Their escape, though, also clearly, from whatever is here. And in turn, they granted him the favor of a magical DM to Morgan and a reanimated army. This is teamwork. This is inspiring.
A couple things, number one. You love teamwork. I love when people wake up witches. It's honestly, like, such a cool. It's a ballad thing to do. It's a great thing to do. And, and,
And waking up something is an interesting thing to be thinking about when we think about that final shot of bailin, right?
And what is bailin up to, et cetera.
Yeah.
Like how did Throne do that?
Yeah.
Like some espresso shots?
This is something else?
What do you think?
What's the coffee routine on Peridia?
I really think he just like poked at some stones until they got into the right combination and then he like gently turned.
some pillars until they were all facing the right direction and then here come the witches.
Well, if you love witches, I have great news for you.
You have another one right here because they've got some thanks for Morgan and they have some other
stuff too.
New face tats.
We've been talking throughout our two years together, by the way.
Happy pot aversary, my beloved.
Happy potaversary, my beloved.
It's our potterversary week.
We've been talking about tattoos.
You know, we both, we have tattoos, we like tattoos.
We talk sometimes about getting new tattoos.
What do you think?
Is this the direct?
we should go.
The full Morgan Ellsbeth.
The full gray mother.
Me clutching your face and wherever my fingers seared into your face, there you shall have a shadowy patch.
A chance.
Some green mist.
You can give me the gift of shadows.
Yeah.
And I would say I already have the gift of shadows under my eyes right now.
Here's what I'm going to do.
Yeah.
I'm going to give you a spooky magic sword.
Okay.
And when I give that to you, you're going to take you to be like, cool.
I probably just get to whole.
hold on this sword and hop a ride back home and not have to fight anyone, right?
No one definitely gave me a magical sword, as you said, wreathed in spooky green flame for me
to fight anyone.
I've done the fighting.
I answered, as you said, the magical DM and got us here across the galaxies to where
we are now.
Did that answer your questions about, like, Morgan listening to, you know,
chance and following them across the galaxy?
Does that satisfy your questions about that?
Yeah, this idea of like reaching her through their dreams and these mysterious voices
summoning her.
I think that later it would have been valid when Thron said, I need a little more time
for her to say, I heated mysterious voices in dream and built you a supercharged seven
hyperdrive.
I have Cyon, Ring.
I could travel between galaxies,
and then I traveled between those galaxies myself,
come find you.
And I don't, I don't want to do the thing you're asking.
But hey, they said right here,
you're going to abandon your old ways.
You're going to swear loyalty.
You're going to swear your life.
And she said, yeah, I'm in.
She had fewer questions than I would have.
She thought she was going to get unlimited power.
Power.
That's not what she got.
What do you think our Thrones Palace think of this blade?
Thoros.
I think Thoris of Mir is like,
that was pretty chill.
Barric Dadaria is like,
it comes in green.
I'm getting one.
We love a magical blade.
We have a whole podcast,
a whole Troops course episode
about magical blades.
Now,
some Star Wars fans
will have seen this before
because the Blade of Talzin,
this, of course,
I mean, Joe, this is like,
this is a family matter for you.
Mother Talzin,
the mother of Darth Mal.
Oh, I call her,
you call her mom.
Mama Talzen.
Mama Talzin.
We've seen.
seen this blade in action in the Clone Wars,
there's a fun Mother Talzin
Mace Windu fight
that includes
an exchange that's actually quite
quite appropriate setup
for the 2.0
rematch between Morgan and Assoca in this episode.
Your power is no match
for my magixt.
Magic is only
an illusion.
Listen.
A magical blade. Yeah.
Darth Ma's mom, Mama Talzin.
She's full of wit and wisdom
A real peach and a pearl
You know
Fantastic character
Yeah
Real lucky to have her in the family
Honestly
As soon as she got that sword
I was like
It's curtains
Curtains for Morgan
Honestly
Yeah
I want to
Shout out the same
We got from our listener Amanda
Who says we saw
I genuinely didn't know
it was coming that time.
Boy.
Having some real volume shift
technical difficulties.
We saw Asoka pick up the talism blade
during her fight with Morgan.
I'm assuming she didn't leave it there afterwards,
if only to not risk anyone else
finding and using it.
Do you think there's a possibility
that Asoka could somehow purify
that blade since she purified
her chiber crystals?
She's down a weapon, sorry, spoilers for later
in the podcast.
She's down a weapon since one of her
lightsabers was destroyed,
but Leshuyang has a giant stash of Khyber crystals more on that later.
She can't build another lightsaber.
If the blade isn't purified, I wonder if the blade's magic could somehow call us a bean since she was once possessed by a knight sister spirit.
Maui, we are far from theory corner.
It is way down the road from us.
We are going to be joined by Ben later in the episode to talk about some season two thoughts.
But I don't know.
What do you think about the fact that the Talzin blade is now there and now in the possession of Asokitonau?
My assumption, which could certainly be proven wrong,
is that the blade will fade in and out of tangibility and existence
and travel with the magic.
So I don't think they'll, I would be surprised, magic.
I'd be surprised if they had access to it.
I think that if they did, I don't think Osoko would be drawn to it
because of that dark energy that the Knight Sisters tap into.
The Sabine prospect is an intriguing one,
Though she was like possessed, that wasn't an active choice she made.
On the only one blade front, I am wondering if that was why we got some Osoka single blade fights earlier in the season, though, to prep us for maybe her just moving forward with one.
Yeah.
Though apparently, Hu Yang just has extra crystals hanging around sitting there.
I have so many questions about that.
Anyway, as Sabine's publicist.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Oh, she's hired me as a crisis management publicist for this episode.
Yeah.
As a policy.
You're busy.
You're busy this season.
Booked and busy.
I would urge her to stay far away from cursed blades and objects.
It's a good rule in general.
I don't think folks are going to be empathetic to her to the call.
Shouldn't she experience it?
So you picked up a cursed blade.
Mallory turned her chair around to it.
So you handed over the star map.
So you accidentally invented the ship by driving it into tie fighters.
Oh boy.
Sabine.
Okay.
Speaking of lightsaber's.
Yeah.
I remember every lightsaber I've ever forged in every hurried conversation I've ever had.
Mr. Bridger.
Okay.
Let's go back to our beloved Noddy.
We're there with the caravan.
As you noted, we're moving at a leisurely pace.
We're taking in the sights.
We're recharging.
The beautiful.
Some gatory jails.
Ashland ashes.
Some carb loading?
I don't know.
How do people get ready
for physical activity?
I'm not familiar.
I assume there's a lot of
reiterated carb loading.
Some goo.
Some goo.
Some of that bike marathon goo.
Yeah.
As I mentioned,
I think that this scene
contains some wonderful stuff
and some deeply confounding stuff.
Ezra's building a lightsaber.
But before we talk
about the construction of the saber,
which I'm excited to do in a moment here,
we must first discuss
why he is building it.
Here's what he says,
to explain why he is in this rapid
lightsaber construction phase
inside of Hu Yang's workshop.
I don't have time for lessons right now.
Asoka wants us to go after Thrawn
as soon as we're ready.
This like throws me in real time.
Like this stopped me cold.
I was like, did my, like, genuinely did my Disney Plus
like skip ahead five minutes and I missed a scene.
Like, surely Ezra did me.
not find out about Thrawn off screen.
And surely he didn't find out from Asoka, not Sabine.
Surely this did not actually happen.
And they just tweeted it out away after a season of buildup.
There's so much to talk about here.
Can't wait until Ezra finds out what Sabine did.
Well, I mean, apparently I guess Sabine's choice in all of that is probably not something
Asoka communicated because Sabine didn't even know that Asoka knew.
So, like, Ezra doesn't necessarily know that Sabine actively chose to give the map over, etc.
But he does know that they're there.
And, like, yeah, the fact that he, we don't get to watch him have this realization that this monumental,
mammoth sacrifice that he has made of sticking his dick in a crab claw for 12 years.
that chafes, you know, that it is all at risk.
I mean, and overall, I mean, the Midnight Boys said Ezra's not really a character in the show.
I mean, I think that was actually specifically Van's critique, but like, I don't know that I'm ready to go that far, but I am ready to double down on my criticism from last week, which is just like Ezra is just light, airy, bouncing along, not really feeling the weight of anything.
And I experienced a pushback on this from some listeners where they thought they more agreed with you that like Ezra's demeanor is such that he wouldn't necessarily.
These things wouldn't weigh heavily on him, the Clone Wars version of him.
I just think there's a difference between the Ezra we met post losing his folks and, you know, the riffraff street rat Aladdin's life he lived before he met the ghost crew.
and being in a different, you know, at least he was home and Lothal and he knew people and stuff like that.
Like being in a completely different galaxy for 12 years.
Again, I don't need to harp on this thing.
I harped on it last week.
But I'm just saying it continued in this episode of him just like, oh, Sabine's not coming back with me?
Okay.
We don't even get to see him react to that reality.
You know what I mean?
And then we'll talk about the reunion with Hara at the end.
But I'm just sort of like, I don't understand.
I like the performance.
a lot. I'm charmed by it. I don't understand this as a wholly formed person and it makes the story feel more
surface level than I would like it to feel because I just don't feel like I'm getting that depth.
I think there's another really strong example coming up shortly of a moment where like it is difficult to believe that
Ezra wouldn't have a conversation about a thing.
We'll return to that in a minute.
But Ben, so we always recommend reading Ben Lindbergh's wonderful weekly recaps.
This week's was a genuine opus.
Stay hydrated.
6,000 words.
Stay hydrated.
6,000 words.
And he was in broadly the same place with the episode.
There was a lot that he enjoyed.
But that kind of so-so-mixed bag of like the pacing and the questionable
payoff and manifestation of some of the character choices at the end was top of mind for him.
And this was the one he bumped on the most.
He had a line in his recap that really stuck with me about not getting to see Ezra learn about this.
And I think, Joe, your point about because of the exchange between Sabine and Asoka
and the like you know part, we have to deduce that the actual choice to being made wasn't a part of it.
But that just makes it worse to me because I just think that doesn't make any sense.
Like how could it not be a part of it?
Because then what is the information?
And then is Ezra still not asking more questions?
Are they not providing details?
It's like, we're here.
Thron is leaving.
People are here to rescue them.
Those events are not connected.
Like, that just completely defies our ability to believe or accept.
So the line in Ben's review was, I can't think of a conversation that was more crucial
to the show.
And that is just damning.
Like, if we go back further.
than even Sabine's choice or the reunion between Sabine and Ezra,
which is just, you know, the last couple episodes and her choice was episode four.
Go back to episode one, the beginning of the show.
What is one of the first exchanges that we hear between Asoka and Sabine?
This isn't just about finding Ezra.
It's about preventing another war.
You think I don't know that.
This is a central tension of the season.
It's the central tension of the season.
And there are other central tensions too.
But, and we do get to hear Asoka and Sabine discuss Sabine's choice in the next scene, so we get that with them.
But as you said, the Ezra aspect of this is inextricable from the substance of what they are talking about or feeling or weighing in the first place.
Like, we don't know.
Okay, think about what Thrawn said in episode six, right?
Ah, yes.
the desire to be reunited with your long-lost friend,
how that singular focus will reshape our galaxy.
Now, you can quibble on whether you think that's fair,
whether you think that burden should rest on Sabian's shoulders.
We wondered, I think, very reasonably what Ezra's read on that would be.
Like, would you be angry that she can't be that we would never even get to see it,
that we would never see it, you know?
For us to not know the answer, did he say, I understand.
I would have made the same choice for you,
no matter what sacrifice you had made.
It would have been the most important thing
for me to find you.
I absolve you.
You should absolve yourself.
Yeah.
We can assume that by deduction,
but we're just,
we're left with deduction.
And for us to not know,
like how can we not have the answer
to that question
when it was such a driving force
of the season?
It's just...
Sabine's choice,
which again,
as her publicist,
I have been defensive of it all season.
Yeah, me too.
But that's also why this would have been
a very rewarding thing
and an important thing to see.
When there are no, there's just not a single real ramification or any sense to me that she has any sense of the gravity of what has happened here.
Like, Sabine feels in this episode so defiant of any sort of criticism, which she then doesn't receive at all.
So I don't know, it's very confounding to me.
But I think that, you know, it's genuinely baffling to.
me why we wouldn't get to see this. It's genuinely baffling to me why the show is treating,
and again, this is something the Midnight Boys talked about, but like treating Thron and Ezra
as if, you know, we hear about waking the witches, but other than that, treating them as
almost like they were NPCs where when they were off screen, they were just, you know, like
sitting there waiting for a main character to come and bring them back into the action.
I just, again, to your point, perhaps they were reserving the,
the right to tell the meanwhile on Paridia story in a future date in animation and live action.
Like seems inevitable to me.
But it's also, that's like kind of my cynical read on it.
But it's just like, why wouldn't you, I need, I want to hear, I want like, you know that scene
in Falcon the Winter Soldier when Bucky is sitting by the fire and talking to Dora Malage
and like, I don't know.
I just need, I need that from.
Ezra, I need to know what is the inner turmoil, what is the conflict inside this human heart.
And he just seems like completely chill with everything.
And I just can't, there's a way to be forgiving and there's a way to be zen about things without like feeling not like a real person.
My suspicion is that if we had gotten the conversation, it wouldn't have addressed those two notes from you.
like I don't think it would have been the accountability for Sabine and I don't think it would have been the
the conflict in the human heart, the George Aramartin Faulkner for Ezra. But I think even absent that,
us seeing them grapple with the facts on the ground with these seismic decisions that have
bearings were their relationship and their bond. Whether it's fair or not again, to put that all
in Sabine, their relationship and their bond has a relationship in their bond has a
bearing now on galactic history.
Like, you have to talk about that.
And I think, again, I think we're, I like that we're in slightly different places with
this part of it because I think it's an interesting tension.
Like, the thing I am missing is him saying to her, I understand.
And then her letting herself off the hook a little, because we're not seeing the letting
off the hook.
It's just there's no hook.
Well, exactly.
I don't mind him saying I understand.
I think we are in this stage, actually.
I don't mind him saying I understand.
she, I would, I don't mind her letting herself off the hook, to your point, if she had ever put herself on the hook in the first place.
But she seems very much like, no.
She was so nervous and reluctant to engage with him on this in the prior episodes that it felt like this like she was so afraid.
Like, would he, would he accept the choice that she had made?
And we just, I just, I honestly can't believe we didn't get that, that conversation.
I think there's another almost as strange thing coming up shortly in the same scene.
but this was the, this one took the cake for me.
This was the, however.
This was the strangest.
Yes.
Kluying as Olavander.
Wonderful stuff.
Completely delightful.
Fabulous.
Let's talk about something that made us happy to light safer construction.
There are a couple, like, questions we have even inside of this, admittedly, but this was broadly, really delightful.
So, first of all, it's just wonderful to get that.
You zoom in and you see Ezra assembling the blade.
I feel like we have a perfect house of our outcome here after the Theory Corner discussion last week,
which is like it's a shared victory.
Ezra built his own saber,
but it was like in the image of Canaan saber.
So like best of both worlds.
Once again, Poloni, we know you're listening
and then shooting an episode in the next 48 hours.
We know you did that for us.
Thank you.
Oh, boy.
I loved the little like the too narrow nod for the first emitterer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Calling back to those really like famously slender,
uh, spelt rebels.
Uh-huh.
Blades.
Uh,
I loved Hu Yang and Ezra basically disagreeing about how to organize your spice cabinets.
Like, I would just watch a sitcom with these two and I would be content and delighted.
You, sir, have a method, not a system or anything resembling a process.
Just, like, absolutely killed me.
Wait.
Yang is so delightful.
Important house of our question.
Yeah.
How do you organize your spice cabinet, Mallory Rubin?
Well, as you go.
You don't cook a lot.
I know.
But, like, you have some spices.
things that you know.
One, I don't cook a lot.
Two, I have spice shelves that have funco pops on them.
I use them as basically like bleachers in my living room.
I do.
I keep salt, pepper at the front.
I keep red pepper flakes.
Very handy.
I keep cinnamon handy.
I really like to put cinnamon on sweet potatoes.
If Adam grills up a sweet potato, lovely.
Beyond that, it's just chaos.
There's no real organization beyond that.
I need to be able to access a bay leaf every so often,
some chili powder every so often.
But it's, it's, I can't say I have a great system.
I can't, I can't, I can't lie.
What about you?
I think you as somebody who picks plums from your yard to make your own barbecue sauce,
probably have a more refined setup.
It's more like the, you have,
I'm happy to tell you about how I organized my candy shelf, though.
That's a system.
I thought it was a drawer.
It's a shelf.
It's a, it's a shelf that like pulls out.
Yeah.
It's a kind of is both.
Yeah.
I've seen it.
It's a drawer-ish.
Yeah.
Can't believe we didn't get a, oh, yes, or a bad baby on the polls out, man.
Oh, yeah.
Are we going to do another candy draft this year?
Something you think about.
Okay, anyway.
I like to organize, like, all the, all the chili peppers are together.
All the baking spices are together.
You know what I mean?
Like, thematically, this is how they're organized for sure.
So, like, the way you organize your books, not alphabetically, not alphabetically.
Theme.
Fib.
Yeah.
Same.
Same.
Great.
Wonderful.
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Let's hear a wonderful clip.
Speaking of wonderful, let's hear,
let's hear Ezra and Hu Yang.
Ezra's building his third lacedaber,
we should note, third.
Discussing Hu Yang's history
as the master saber instructor
over eons and eons and eons.
And we get a little bit of
Canaan history here? Steve, can we hear this?
Who taught you how to build a lightsaber anyway?
Canaan Jarris.
Is that so?
Yeah.
He was my master.
Tell me everything I know.
And I taught him how to build a lightsaber.
What?
Of course.
Now it all makes sense.
How could you know him?
Sabine?
I told you, I taught almost every youngling at the Jedi Temple, including your master.
You have a boy.
Caleb was, very curious.
A little shy, perhaps.
Well, who could blame him.
Those were troubling times.
How old are you?
How old are you?
Old enough to know that the relationship between a master and an apprentice is as challenging as it is meaningful.
Okay.
I loved this.
Even though this is a thing we loved, quick nitpick.
A couple quick questions.
I have to get them out of the way.
Joe.
Where did Ezra get the Kyber Crystal from?
Well, where did Ezra get his second Kyber Crystal?
Off screen between seasons.
But the first crystal, it's this like massive moment.
this huge lore look with the journey and the temple and everything.
Is he not bonded with this crystal?
This is my question is like I actually think, sorry, with love and respect to Dave Filoni and
Lucasfilm, etc., that they're fairly inconsistent with whether or not the khyber needs to be
like, you know, incredibly.
Sometimes it's incredibly important and you've gone through the trials and blah, blah,
and sometimes you just have a Kiber.
Honestly, that just seems to be the case.
And I prefer it, given the magic, the mysticism of the force, etc.
I prefer it if the khyber is hard one, you know, and there's a story and a journey and a trial.
But just sort of yada, yada, yada.
Hu Yang has a drawer of kibers is not particularly, you know.
Like the infinity stone paperweights and the TVA?
Yeah, exactly.
Just here.
I thought this was particularly shlingish because to your point about, yes, it can be inconsistent.
but Faloni, I think, cares about it because of how it's been deployed in Clone Wars and Rebels.
Obviously, we have a lot of key canon coming in, like, comics and novels as well.
But that was just very strange.
A good example of something that felt like a matter of necessity and urgent need in a tight timeframe at the end
and less maybe the ideal way to tell the story of Ezra forging his third blade, though other parts of it were ideal, the emitter part, which we'll get to in a second.
I also like, did you bump on the fact that Sabine doesn't seem to know, like, how old Hu Yang is or what he's been doing for how long and Hu Yang doesn't know that Canaan was Ezra's master?
This does not track for me because Hu Yang talks about Ezra throughout his season often and clearly knows about him.
And Sabine has this relationship with Hu Yang from the training with Asoka.
So like, I don't know how Canaan wouldn't have come up at any point.
very strange. I mean, again, this just feels like
Thron not knowing that Anakin is Asoka's
master in terms of like, it just feels like in this show they need,
something our producer Arjun and I were talking about earlier today
before we started recording, and he may have had a similar conversation with you,
but this idea of like, Faloni, a problem with the Asoka show
is Faloni trying to
in trying to make it feel welcoming to everyone.
he is now requiring that all these characters,
you have characters who are learning information for the first time, right?
So he is requiring that Hu Yang say,
oh, your master was Canaan or Thrawn being like,
oh, her master was Anakin,
so that, like, the audience can kind of feel like
they're learning information along with the characters.
I don't think it's a great tactic,
because I think you end up sort of irritating everyone with that particular choice.
Yeah. I also think, like, there's a way to just have Ezra mentioned
Canaan here or Sabine mentioned Canaan without
Who Yang being like, oh.
Oh, easily, easily.
Easily for him to say, and to say, to share his
memory of who Canaan was, which is absolutely beautiful.
You're like about shy little Caleb.
A boy.
Curious.
But like, to share his memory without having to say, oh, I'm just learning this
information for the first time.
Also, to ask, to be shocked at how old a droid is when, like,
droids are eternal.
I don't know.
It's very odd.
But can we talk about the wonderful part?
Yeah.
Please.
Twin course.
Let's do it.
It so happens that the Phoenix
whose tail feather is in your wand gave another feather.
Just one other.
This is a big Narnia, Harry, Thrones, rings episode.
All of the references are here and they are abundant.
Love a love a nod to the wider fantasy universe.
Who Yang just goes full olivander once again here.
I love that you write hollavander in our notes.
It's really funny.
I went with Zupor later for Zombie Trooper, which I'm not sure caught your eye in the same way.
I loved it.
And then I started singing.
It's trying to be efficient.
I started to sing Abba's Super Trooper, but it was Zupertruper.
Fantastic.
Save it for the pod, as they say.
We're on the pod.
You can just sing right now.
Zupa, Trooppa.
of those.
Oh, oh, no, keep going.
No, no, we're good.
Hu Yang finds the emitter that Ezra is seeking, and he knows because it is the same
one that Canaan used.
He says he had two.
Canaan took the other one.
The other I held on to in case he ever needed it, it is proper that you should have it.
And the way that Ezra says, thank you, Hu Yang.
It just like melted my heart.
This connection between Canaan and Ezra, between all of these characters across time.
I hate to say it.
Or maybe I'd love to say it.
Hu Yang MVP of this episode.
Hu Yang is just fantastic.
MVP of this episode for me.
Fantastic.
Actually. Later and he's like, don't wait for me.
I mean, and Osok is like, okay.
Very weird.
But Sabine crashed his ship and just like walks away and you just see Hu Yang standing there
like regarding his destroyed ship that he has tried to rebuild nine different times.
of the show. Yeah. Twin course.
Twin course.
Beautiful. What do you think about the color? We got a, we got a blue one here.
Back to the OG color for Azra's first blade was blue, the second one, which Sabine has now,
obviously. Well, it works because there's no blue sky and Puridia, but what is he going to do
when he gets back to a planet where there is blue sky?
But it's always, it's always, it's always not sunny on Peridia. And so, you know, the blue works
pretty well. Yeah. Yeah. Love that gray.
It is regrettably time to talk about the next deeply confound.
decision. As returns to address Sabine, she's left. We'll talk about where she went in the minute.
And so he turns, and he asks Hu Yang, what happened between Sabine and Asoka? And Hu Yang answers.
And this is where we get this absolutely essential backstory about these two characters.
Here's what Hu Yang says. Asoka became afraid that Sabine was training as a Jedi for the wrong
reasons after what happened on Mandelor, which was, Ezra asks. At the end of the war,
the empire purged the entire surface of the planet, killing hundreds of thousands. Her family,
Ezra asks, were all lost, sadly. At the time, Osoka felt that if Sabina unlocked her potential,
she would become dangerous. Where do you want to begin here?
I would rather not hear this with love and respect to Hu Yang and David Tenet. I would rather not hear
this story from
Pu Yang and have Ezra
genially
respond to it.
I would rather have Asoka and
Sabine have a conversation about
this. Be it an angry
maybe an angry shouting conversation and I don't
know why we would save this
as like a thing to learn in the finale.
This can be something they are openly
fighting about in the premiere.
Having it as a mystery,
even though we got hints about it,
is not
was not additive in any way as far as I'm concerned.
And I would have, I would prefer, again, maybe this is me quote unquote writing the show,
but I would prefer to have them argue about it.
And then for Asoka later to maybe revisit it and say, this is how I've changed since I guess what,
I had some space therapy.
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You haven't commented on it.
It's a fit.
It's very nice.
And now my point of view has.
changed a bit on this conversation that we had before. But I will say the, Asoka felt that if Sabine
unlocked her potential, she would become dangerous. This is very much our Luke, Kylo-Ren sort of revisited
situation. And if we go back to thinking about Hu Yang as they're traveling to Peridia and Asoka's
talking about Sabine, he says, that's your fear, right? He is, he is referencing this is like, this is
you have been afraid of not only
the lingering traces of Anakin
that might be in yourself,
but what of Anakin do you see in Sabine?
Right.
You know, and do you feel capable?
And that's why she didn't train Grogo.
She's seeing it everywhere.
Of mastering someone who could,
if they access their power.
Let's say,
and in the span of just a few minutes go
from pulling a lightsaber to force-tossing
someone across the chasm, their potential for, you know, danger.
For example.
Just an example.
Could have been any example, but there's one.
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Steve's in.
We're getting all caps,
Zoom chats from Steve right now.
From which of his seven computers
that he's currently using to record the pod,
we can't say.
But from one of them,
he is Zoom chatting us.
To your point about the when,
in addition to the how and the with whom,
the when,
I wouldn't have minded the
conversation happening at the end of the season and us building to this point as a matter of
fact if like we had gotten the conversation in a way that felt cathartic and healing.
I think that there's like a sequencing thing that I'm bumping on a little bit because of what
we heard from Baylon in episode four where he said when he was forced peep in and sense in the
facts and said to Sabine, I know what's holding you back your family down on Mandelor,
because your master didn't trust you.
So, like, I'm actually, there's just a little bit of confusion here.
It's like, what was the order of events?
Did, right?
So that's, again, just like, why is that a thing we're confused on at the end of the season?
But I'm with you, of course, that the most important thing is just how is this not a conversation
between Asok and Sabine?
I love Ezra deeply.
I love Hu Yang.
This is just not a conversation that the two of them should be bringing to the show.
It has to be an exchange between the people in question.
You left me and I resented it.
Hey, she quit on me.
That is one of the first things we hear Svian say about Asoka in this season.
She quit on me.
You didn't believe in me.
And Viening says, hey, the past is the past.
Move forward.
How can they move forward if they're not talking about this specific trauma together?
One of the lessons of the season in the World Between Worlds in episode five,
everything that happens with Assoca and Anakin is the power of going back to revisit your past
and those wounds and process them
and find a way to move forward.
This could have been a way to build on that idea.
And again, they have a conversation
coming in a minute about something,
but not about this,
which I thought was just quite odd.
Baffling.
I think this is a good spot.
This is, this I think would be like,
this is probably the height of our criticism
of this episode.
And like, you know, what happens after?
There's stuff to talk about
with like the force push and stuff like that.
These two conversations are far in away
my biggest critiques on the episode.
Exactly.
Other than the lack of bailin, which we'll talk about in a whole sense.
I think it's reasonable to visit this email we got from our listener, Gene.
Just like a question of stewardship here, right?
Okay, because Dave Filoni, before I get into Gene's email,
Dave Filoni exists as this sort of like is this vaulted figure.
In Filoni we trust.
Filoni is like George Lucas is, Padua and all this sort of stuff like that.
And I am not here to knock Faloni all the way down.
We admire so much of what Poloni has done, so much of.
of what he has done inside of this season of television.
There's so much to admire.
But we should say that, like, one of the reasons,
one of the excuses maybe we gave for this body,
quality of Mantelorian season three,
as we were like, well, they were missing, Faloni.
Faloni was off doing this.
But now we get to this,
and this isn't as emotionally profound
as we were hoping, or I will just speak for myself,
outside of some of these moments,
like the World Between Worlds episodes,
stuff like that,
that like absolutely wrecked us, like there are some, again, I would call it spotty
in terms of it, this seasons of television's commitment to death.
And so Gene wrote, once again, reminder, Faloni wrote every episode of the season,
don't you think Faloni needs help?
Unlike the 10th Doctor vis-a-vis Harriet Jones, former prime minister,
I'm not trying to bring down Faloni's entire role at Lucasfilm.
However, after viewing all eight episodes of Asoka,
I believe there's sufficient evidence to determine that granting Faloni,
total writing and creative control on any Star Wars project moving forward,
would be a mistake.
I think he can still successfully serve as a showrunner,
creative lead on a project,
particularly in overseeing the overarching storyline.
I think you could serve as a lead writer for a movie
or even in an oversight role for the franchise.
But there should be an accomplished writer's room
working with him on screenplays for any project he leads,
especially for dialogue and plot mechanics.
There should also be a strong mechanism.
for providing notes and feedback.
The audience learns about the past relationship and dispute between Asoka and Sabine
in dribs and drabs all through the series, mostly via expository dialogue, including in the
final episode.
This was a puzzling and frustrating writing choice structurally, as at the very least, most
of this information should have been presented much earlier in the series.
This was especially odd in the final episode, where we again learn in brief third-person
exposition more details about the riff between Asoka and Sabine, and not even in a conversation
between the two of them where it could at least have some dramatic tension.
All of these poor writing decisions could have been noted and flagged in a proper review process.
This is Joanna again.
And I will just say, coincidentally or not, this is part of one of the conditions of resolving
the writer's strike was this idea of requiring a minimum number of writers on any given
project and not having these sort of like, as prestige television crept closer and closer
to the concept of like filmmaking
where you have one person writing everything
or one person directing everything,
this idea of the writer's room.
And one of the reasons that that exists
in the WGA demands
is it serves as a way to
mentor and bring up the next generation of writers.
If you don't have writers room,
you don't have young writers learning
how to become writers and grow up.
But also from a fandom point of view, from us,
I think strong stories come out of multiple
POVs and people sort of spotting and checking where are the holes here. Maybe Dave, for example,
Faloni, we really admire and respect, but perhaps this all feels complete inside of your head.
But when you move it outside of your head and have to stay in a room in front of other people,
maybe they will be able to point out some of the like, hey, maybe this should be a conversation
between Asoka and Sabine. So I will admit that coming into this season, I thought Faloni having the
writing credit on every episode was a good thing.
And now I tend to agree with Gene that I think, you know, from this evidence of this season,
perhaps, you know, more, more ideas, more voices in the mix here.
I don't know.
What do you think, Valerie Rubin?
Yeah.
I mean, I think that I'm slightly higher on, like, the season overall in terms of its
emotional grip on me.
like rewatching it.
I think that
episodes four,
five, and six
I think are like,
like God tear.
It's just really really great.
Even though they have some flaws,
like I will,
and we talked about them at length
on this very podcast.
You can check out those episodes
if you haven't heard them yet.
There are episodes that I will
enjoy revisiting
for the rest of my life as a Star Wars fan.
I thought that episodes one and two
were actually like
really strong.
and rewatching them.
I was like, this is a, this is a,
opening the season in this way.
Like, again, I was more like,
how did we lose it at the end?
Not, oh, what did we not have to begin with?
I think the three, seven, and eight are the ones that
fell short of that mark.
But like, at the end of the day, to Jean's point,
the inconsistency across the season,
you net out where you net out,
no matter how many episodes were really strong, right?
So in general, like, I think,
Faloni is, you know, we've talked about this on a lot of pods.
I said many times on Asoka preview pods that I expected the show to be the, quote,
achievement of a lifetime for Dave Faloni.
So I had very high expectations for this, I think in part, not only because I enjoy his Star Wars
stories so much, but because of how much these characters in particular mean to him,
like Asoka, the Rebels crew, these are his muses.
And also because of what he's done and, like, fleshing out certain timelines and connections
between characters who we have spent time with
and have an understanding of their history,
but now we get to see this, like,
a larger connected tapestry and all the threads.
So I still feel that way.
I think that, you know, he remains
one of my absolute favorite all-time Star Wars creators,
and I really liked the show.
I'm disappointed by how I concluded,
but I really liked the show,
and I'll enjoy re-watching it,
and I remain very excited for future seasons.
I think that the core question of, like,
does he or does anyone need help,
is like always yes.
I agree with you.
It's just like,
you know,
I'm an editor by trade.
I love a note.
Yeah, it's not a note.
It's not a knock on anyone to say,
you know,
and Lucas Thomas is trying to do so much right now.
And I just think like the more,
the more you can shore up your creative team,
the better.
And I think that-
Absolutely.
There's value in multiple perspectives,
but I think like,
I think sometimes we think of that stuff
as like you need help to figure it out,
but I think it can be just as important
when you were that invested
and something feels like it's the,
like your opus, like the, the biggest thing that you'll,
this is your chance to do the thing you've cared about the most.
Like, you need those checks.
That's why we have Steve every time we make a house of our episode.
We're like, this is like, this is it today.
Yeah.
This is our baby.
And he's like, maybe you don't need to go on that 20 minute digression about.
Did you guys need to talk about your spices today?
Yes.
Bad baby.
I think that, I guess what I'll say, I'm with.
you know, I, you know, because I was sitting right next to you, I really enjoyed episode one and two a lot.
And I thought some of that middle.
But I think when you're watching television, you're watching an ongoing story, everything doesn't need to wrap up like perfectly at the end of a season, a season of television.
We don't know if there's going to be a Soka season two.
Probably there will be, but like we don't know.
But so you're watching an ongoing story and that's fine.
But I think there are been a few times when you and I have raised some questions,
probably more me than you because I'm just, you know, a bit more cynical.
And our assessment was, well, let's see how it plays out.
Yeah.
Or let's see how this, how this, you know, especially like last week in the penultimate episode,
saying like, all right, if this feels like we're just moving pieces into certain places,
is let's see how this all feels when we're done with the finale.
And then the finale happens,
and it still feels to me like a moving pieces and places kind of episode.
Absolutely.
With some exceptions.
And so then retroactively,
some things start feeling even shakier just because I'm like,
oh, well, it didn't all, the threads didn't weave together the way they wanted to.
Anyway.
Yeah, for sure.
And you're coming off such a high high, too.
It's like you're building the I.
And then we ended in a shuttle that had been crashed into two ties.
I yeah it's um I do wonder what this would look like as 12 episodes I just can't stop thinking about it I think to your point about like answers and stuff we're in the you and I are in the same place with that like for me what went wrong at the end of the season is much less about did we get answers to thing X and more did we have time for the conversations that matter did we have time for the character beats did the characters have time for each other especially those are the things that are going to linger and especially especially
Actually, you and I love, you know, character on an arc, but we also like conversations in rooms, two characters sitting down.
Elegant rooms, yeah.
Having conversations.
We talked about this a lot in our Loki, Loki Hall of Fame episode.
Go listen.
That kind of storytelling is hard to do when you're in a ticking clock plot.
And we have been in a ticking clock plot for most of this season.
So I'm glad you mentioned Loki because that was on my mind too.
Now, I think we would have had the same critiques of the finale no matter what.
Yeah.
But we just came off a full rewatch of all of Loki's appearances in the MCU, including
the wonderful season one of Loki.
And they're on the clock in season one of Loki, too.
That's a six-episode season.
And we have some of the most deftly crafted exchanges that not only is the writing beautiful,
and well-paced.
It tells us something essential
about the people who are speaking.
And, like, that was just,
we had just spent,
we had just spent all this time
like lingering and luxuriating
inside of that.
Yeah.
And we've gotten moments
in this season of Asoka
that make us feel that way.
Like, the emotional reaction
that the two of us had
to something like Anakin saying,
because I'm more than that.
Like, the show was capable
of making us feel that way.
If it hadn't been,
it would have been less.
disappointing because then it's just like an okay show. But it, we did feel that way at times. So if you're
not feeling that way at the end, you can't help but feel like, like you didn't get the, the,
promise. I didn't know I was going to have such a Pavlovian response, but you just said that and I
started crying. Yeah, but right. So that's what I mean. This show made you feel that way at one point.
It did. So if it isn't making you feel that way at the end, every minute, that's a bummer.
All right, let's talk about a conversation we did actually get between two characters,
about a serious substance. Sabine, this was quite sad to watch. Hu Yang is talking about the
nature of the relationship between a master and an apprentice. Ezra's like,
Canaan, my guy, my blade, I'm fortunate, I'm back, the force, lightsabers, Jedi,
fuck yeah, let's go. And she's frowning, and she's receding, and she goes outside. And that's
where she finds Asoka sitting and reflecting. This is where we get the opening clip from
today that we heard at the top of the episode. They discussed the choice that Sabine
made. And Asoka, who is often, you know, a lone ranger. We've talked a lot about Assoca the nomad.
A ronan. A ronan. I loved the Ronan line from Thorne. I'm really, really excited to talk about that.
She is working here to find common ground with another person. She promises her apprentice
that she will be there for her just as Anakin was for Asoka. How did this conversation work for you?
Take me through it. Take me through all your thoughts. Well, I will say,
that there's something I really love about this idea of, you know, we've heard this from Sabine
of like, I'm not going to leave you, you know, Twilight of the Apprentice. I'm not going to leave you
not this time. All of that. We watched Sabine process this idea of her master, Anakin, and all of
the things that he was and all of the things that, you know, she needed to wrap her arms around
in order to feel at peace with all the things that he was,
all the things that Sabine is,
all the messiness that comes with any person.
I think that is really interesting to think about,
and I think it's really interesting to think about
her tendency to leave and her decision to stay
and this idea of I'm going to support you,
and when she invokes Anakin,
my master stood by me,
we, of course, have to think about her trial,
her getting kicked out of the Jedi order,
and what happens in that plot line in Clonors
is that Anakin plays Detective Anakin
and he goes around and tries to clear her name, right?
And he does.
Shout off interest.
Yeah, but like that's a circumstance
of Anakin sticking by her when no one else would
and she remembers that and that is important to her.
When it comes to her so easily
letting Sabine off the hook here,
you and I might disagree on this,
I think there are degrees of letting someone off the hook.
So when Anakin stands by Asoka in her trials, this is something that she's being falsely accused and he does the investigation to figure out how to clear her name.
Sabine has made several catastrophic decisions right in front of our faces, in front of Asoka's face, all this sort of stuff.
I think there's a way to say, I'm with you.
I believe in you is what Sabine really needs to hear, right?
I believe in you and I believe you can do this.
Not I'm afraid of you, which I guess is the message she was getting from Asuka before.
I believe in you.
I'm going to stick by you, but let's talk about some of your decision-making skills.
That's what I would have liked to see.
Not I believe in you and I'm to stick by you no matter what.
Because I don't think that should be the message no matter what.
There's never any sort of conversation we need to have about your.
decision-making skills, you know what I mean?
So what do you think, Mallory, Ripman?
Okay, so this is interesting.
I think you're raising a valid point.
I'm in a slightly different place than you,
but it's hard for me to find fault in your logic.
I think that if Sabine were like,
well, what if I were responsible over multiple decades
for perpetuating war and death and torture
and torment and destruction across the galaxy.
And then someone could say,
is that what this is about?
I've forgiven someone for that already.
We're still good, girl.
Is that what this is about?
We're good.
Okay.
So if we go back to that episode one moment
and the kernel and source of Sabine's resentment
because they both have areas
where they think the other person has let them down
or something that they're holding on to, right?
I go where I'm needed.
not always. So mostly the scene works for me for two reasons. Addressing that one, right?
We're no longer in that not always space. Like, I'm here for you and it's not just physically that I came here and canned off the white road into the battle. It's that I'm here for you emotionally. I'm here for you spiritually. I'm here to help you develop and grow and find your confidence. It's that I believe in you thing that you mentioned a moment ago. Okay. I think also, as you were talking about in
the prior exchange, that fear.
You know, if we think back to our live action introduction
with Assoca in Chapter 13 in the Mandalorian
and the Groguess assessment,
this is the line we've talked about a lot dating back
to our preview pods.
No, I've seen what such feelings can do
to a fully train Jedi Knight to the best of us.
I will not start this trial down that path.
They're both working through inside of this conversation
so many foundational blockers for them
that it feels like hugely meaningful.
And I think the other thing,
and this is maybe the,
this is where we're on slightly different pages with it.
Then again, I don't,
I candidly don't disagree with the point you're making.
If we think about the opening of episode six,
in the mouth of a pergall,
where it smells delicious.
Oh, yeah.
Love to be in the mouth.
mouth of a purgle. And we think about how like really powerfully we bumped on what Asoko
was saying to Hu Yang in that exchange. Because like, in addition to just like the kind of core
Ezra Thrawn divide and like why did it have to be this divide in the first place? I think we've spent
a lot of the season lamenting this division or the way that the fear and the trepidation of the choice
that Sabine would make or where it would lead her,
why she made it,
what that caused Assoca to project about herself,
or Anakin or anyone else.
Like, she's heeding the counsel
that she tried to impart earlier in the season.
If we think about, like,
the training sequence at the beginning of episode three,
and she said, you know,
anger and frustration are quick to give power,
but they also unbalance you.
She's trying to take her own lessons to heart here.
And this feels to me,
I think, like,
this growth in particular for Assoca
was just part of what the show was about for me.
Totally.
Watching her push through it.
Absolutely.
So I guess if she comes in, again, I don't, I'm not, every point you're making you
valid and sound, the logic is strong.
You were strong in the force.
I think if she had come in and said, but I have these 10 notes for you.
The let's talk about your decision making is a good way to frame it.
That I can, that I can mesh with.
I think if she were still hung up on the actual choice Sabina made, it would feel like she
hadn't progressed or evolved in the way that felt so central to the arc that she was
on inside of this show.
You know, that one is never too old to learn Snips idea from episode five.
I think we largely agree, to be honest with you.
Because I think we need to see a difference in Asoka in the way that she's thinking
about Sabine.
That is important.
She's learning to be a master as much as Sabine is learning to be an apprentice.
Like that, I did not say that work correctly.
But, you know, like that is important.
But I think there's just a subtle tweak, a subtle modulation.
that could encompass something to do with.
We need to talk about your decision-making skills,
especially right in advance of what's going to happen
with the Thai fighter attack that we're about to see.
Did you enjoy at least when Osoga asked if Sabine
had been keeping up with her training?
Let's put aside for the fact.
Adam was just so hung up with this.
He was like, he actually really like enjoyed the finale,
but he was like, it's only been a few days.
Why is she asking her if she's kept?
kept up with her training, which I thought was a fair note.
I thought I was really curious because, like, I would have loved that for a second.
I thought she was referencing sort of like, yeah, I guess, I guess in the few days.
I thought she meant like in the in the time since before when I trained with you.
But they'd already had their training sequences.
So it's like, wait, since when?
The lightsaber was in a box.
I don't know why you're, I don't believe that she was training.
Yeah.
Wild stuff.
I did like though when she said, I try.
I do.
I do.
And it's just like,
fuck off, Yoda.
That's enough sometimes.
Shit and die.
Shit, Yoda.
And, you know, Asoka's comment about,
I'll tell you a secret being a Jedi as
and about wielding a lightsaber.
That, to me, was reminiscent of a lot of Luke's
lessons about the Force to Ray in the last Jedi film that I like.
So, you know, I liked that part.
I like that.
Great film.
Great film.
Should we talk about the attack?
of the ties? Let's do it.
Okay. Ezra emerges. He's hyped.
The lightsaber's active. They're ready to go.
One problem. Actually, two problems.
The ties have found their location.
They hit no
organic beings, no people.
No, noody, thank God.
Glad that I was very concerned about the Nodi
and the Haldors in this episode. But they do hit some pods
and they hit the T6. Stabilizers.
Out of commission.
Sabine.
Hot wires.
Yeah.
The shuttle.
Yeah.
It says it's all they're going to need.
And like zoom.
It's like like a, the boot.
It's like we're in the fast and the furious.
Like we've got our boost, right?
Our nox.
Yeah.
And we're going right in to the two tie fighters.
We're going to hold a maneuver of them.
Yes.
So what was more perplexing to you?
Yeah.
Was it what Sabine did?
Because objectively,
without question,
crashing your ship that you need to go reach
Thrawn in,
you are going to damage it further
than whatever repair you could have done to the stabilizers
from the shot that it already took.
It's not like you can't be in a worse situation
at the end of it.
When she came back and was like,
got him, I was like, this is like a relief pitcher
who blew the game and was like,
it was that.
You can't work yourself into a save situation,
I guess, is what I would remind Sabine.
Okay, so what is it that?
though, or is it that the tie fighters are just like, they put their hands over their eyes and
they're like, oh, shit, she's going to hit us. They could just move. The T6 is only so wide, Joe.
If either of them move, she can't take them both out. Don't you think the Thai fighters are sitting there saying,
surely she won't damage her own fucking shit irreparably just to take us out. Surely's
totally fair. Sabine's not that dumb. Okay, listen. Got him? You got it. If you listen to this podcast,
You have heard you defend so much from Sabine.
I have been on her side in the face of a lot of criticism.
Goddham lost me.
So listen, as her publicist, as her crisis management publicist,
I would encourage her not to record and upload a video to Instagram explaining her activities.
But we're going to need to go harder than this to get over, come back from Godham.
Again, this is just like, it was almost, I was almost snoddy.
It was almost like, what?
Got him.
I just, I don't, I don't understand that.
Like, if she was like, it was the only thing I could think of to do, I didn't see any other way, something like that.
But then, like, Ezra's like a hesitant to point out the position that she's put them in.
Guys, this is going to slow us down.
It was just like, what are we doing here?
I'm going to need her to kiss a lot of crab babies.
She's going to have to, like, rescue crab cats from trees.
and kiss a lot of crab babies
and do a lot of rehab
for her character
going forward.
Because Godham.
Astonishing.
It's astonishing.
Godham's astonishing.
Who he angrily
remarkably calm.
I know you pointed out
that he was like,
what the fuck?
But like,
our guys spent the bulk of the season
being like,
you are not an acceptable candidate.
And I was expecting him to be like,
he's just kind of like
scratching his little like chrome dome
and just sort of like,
Okay.
He was as perplexed as anyone.
Yeah.
Here's the read on the situation from all parties.
You noted that Ezra's like, it's going to slow us down.
Asoka says it doesn't have to.
Let's saddle up.
Thron deems this in acceptable outcome, meaning the loss of the two ties.
Because it was a successful strike before they died.
They succeeded and then they immediately were killed by Sabine Ren for no reason.
Oh, that's what I was going to say.
Isn't Sabine's
Goddum
very
very Thron-esque?
Well, that's a win.
A win is a win,
Sabine says.
I can't,
Thron has made some
mistakes and has caught some
L's,
but I don't know that he's done
anything akin to flying his own ship
into enemy combatants
quite literally for no reason.
When he needed it
in desperate circumstances.
because the other people, Joe, the enemy, enemy,
not sure if you've heard they're the enemy,
they're trying to leave the opponent.
So you need your ship.
It's important.
But Throns, Thrawn's like, this is not going to stop them.
They're going to come hell or high water, come howler, come crab person.
They're going to come at the gates, prepare for a ground attack.
Ground attack.
Immediately.
This is when I was, like, screaming at my TV, just leave.
Just leave.
There's simply no reason for.
for them to be there. And we did get that one shot. You could see in the hologram the image of how
the eye of Siam was very, do you like the, I'm like, like, miming this even though this isn't
podcast and no one can see me, very slowly, like moving. It's, it's pinsters toward the chimera.
Well, they call you, they call you Grand Admiral Rubin for a reason. And it's because of your
incredible tactics. And I just, why is it so slow? But if it's so slow, then just don't have the line
in the last episode about the time.
It's just that simple.
All right.
If it's going to be this slow, just don't have the line last episode about the time.
You know what?
I want to talk about some zombies because I did like the zombies.
Love a zombie.
So.
Fucking love a zombie.
Let's talk with the Zupor Troopers.
Theory Corner panning out a couple weeks on delay, but panning out nonetheless.
Love that for you.
No gas.
No bags of gas.
Bags of bones.
Not gas.
But here we are.
Why didn't they emit the same plumes that Marouk did?
Here's my theory.
Okay.
Tell me.
Marouk had been a zombie for a one.
while. And he wasn't just like...
You build up. You build up the gas.
Sort of like, as you decomp
inside of your
super trooper suit,
oh, interesting. You start to build up gases.
Yeah. I love this.
And in that sense,
it feels like Marook and Morgan had been
together for a while and I feel like, you know,
if I were Morgan, I'd have been like, I did not
cross the galaxies and sacrifice
my gas bag, dear son,
my gas bag son, Marooke.
Nobody gives a shit that Maruk is gone.
Osoko will forget about it inside of the next sequence.
Forget the Maruk ever existed.
It's Maruque.
He died for nothing.
He died so that we could be two weeks early on Theory Corner.
That's all.
He died so we could speculate about who Maruq was for like two weeks of our lives.
Before we get to the zombies, I did want to ask you, because the howler set up,
this isn't our horniest episode of Asoka, but it wouldn't be House of Arifari if I did
to ask you this question. So we have a soak on one howler and Sabine and Ezra on another.
And it's cozy. And I want to know, do you think we had a little, like, Theon and Yara?
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, yeah.
Speaking of, like, a sister to me. Wow.
Well, I mean, yeah.
No, but I was going to give you this.
This is the first time where I was like, oh, you know, when he's, he's like giving her some, like, flirty eyes.
He is hitting her with the flirty eyes. I missed you.
Yeah, I missed you.
Let's fuck again because we already have.
And I was just like, I kind of feel like they could have found another howler.
Like, I don't know that they needed to double up on the howler.
That seemed like something as I was like, oh, let's just, oh, I'll just right behind you.
It's like, Sabine's sweet howler, the haler that Assoca took from bail in.
But like the prettiest full of howlors, they're everywhere.
Yeah.
They wanted to be on that haller together.
Oh, 100%.
You needed me on that howler with you.
You wanted me on that hall.
Oh, boy.
Okay, so Morgan has secured a group of volunteers who waited 12 years for rescue and are now willing to die and serve as meat puppets as everyone else is finally leaving.
It's a no for me and it reminded me so powerfully of Thor the Dark World.
This was like, I always am like astounded when I watch Dark World.
Algram waits
5,000 years
with Malacath.
5,000.
patiently.
Devotedly.
And then like the second
he wakes up,
Malacus, like,
I'm going to need you
to become the last of the cursed.
It's like, I would just say no.
These troopers
have waited more than a decade.
Unbelievable.
What does this do to heighten
your like,
Thrawn space Messiah God complex?
Oh yeah.
I mean, like, you know,
Ben in his column said, like, why are these troopers so loyal to Thron?
I kind of have that question about all Stormtroopers.
Like, Storm Trooper as a gig seems like a pretty bad job.
So I don't really understand why any storm trooper.
Also seem in this situation, like there's some gratitude for him keeping them alive for all this time on this, again, canonical graveyard planet, surrounded by a bone belt.
I would just like to know, you know, what the Thron Kool-Aid looked like that they all drank before, yeah, play.
pledging allegiance.
It is for the empire.
They are all honored to make the sacrifice for you.
It is for the empire, the security of our galaxy.
I was going to ask if this gave you graphic vibes, but I don't want to talk about separation.
But it did, right?
But it did.
It's not about me.
It's about the empire.
Good stuff.
I did like that he asked if they were made aware of their sacrifice.
That was like a very throny moment.
He believes in consent.
Yeah.
He's like, it's like,
proper,
follow the checklist.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you're going to
zombieify somebody,
you've got to have consent.
Like,
vocal,
enthusiastic consent.
Yeah.
You can't wait to become zombies.
Yeah.
It's just super wild.
Ground attack,
zombie battle time.
Yeah.
Ezra doesn't know what awaits
when they're on the cliff
preparing to charge.
Soka asks,
this is where we get that,
woke up the witch's line.
He says it wasn't safe
to come here alone.
So there's some accounting
for maybe why they didn't
interact in the last
decade-ish.
Well, I understand why he didn't go to that.
Yes.
Clear easy explanation.
Yes.
Why didn't Thron?
Why didn't Thron go to Ezra?
Maybe he's afraid of him.
Okay.
My new question is, why doesn't anyone on the ISI know that Ezra made it onto or off
of the ship?
That's my new question.
The great mothers have Jedi smell powers.
Selectives.
Selectives.
Ezra on.
Ooh, and then once again,
reeks of Jedi.
Handsome bearded Jedi.
Maybe they can only smell female Jedi.
It's like Sabine and Asoka, and they're like,
Balin and Ezra, I don't know.
I'm not really sure, you know?
They like this, actually.
That's like that.
Maybe you're right.
Great.
Why not?
Joe, they charge.
They charge.
This had incredible John in the Battle of the Bastards energy.
The arrows are raining down on our guys.
guy, Natawan Pierce's.
None of the hellfire that Thron
has ordered to rain down upon them hits them.
I was so deeply,
then desperately worried about the howlers here.
Oh, God. Yeah.
Also,
okay, they're okay at the end because they're back on them
and they have the harnesses, so it must be them.
It seemed like they got exploded.
But that was like, are they in the fortress that Thron is attacking?
It was outrageous that we did not have the clarity
that they were okay at that point.
Yeah, we didn't.
We needed to see a shot of them somehow finding a side door at some point.
Yes.
I was so worried.
Totally.
100%.
That raining hell fire down from the chimera has to make Ezra and us think of thrones truly, like, vicious.
Okay, I'll just open fire on the people of Lafal if you won't.
If you won't.
I'm always thinking about Lafal.
Come to me.
To be honest with you.
Me too.
Did you enjoy the Sabine help out moment?
As they're charging, charging toward the door, need to open it.
It seemed to very...
A little confidence boost for a girl.
What do you think?
I can read it that way as like, Sabine, I'm sure you're helping.
We need you too.
And like, we have no context as to whether or not Sabine holding her hand out there actually did anything.
But if she felt like she was helping...
I feel like it gave her a little jolt that she was asked to participate.
It's like it loosened the lid on the pickle jar, right?
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Exactly.
I thought this episode...
The force is a...
This force is a pickle in this scenario.
and a dill pickle only.
Okay.
I was just going to ask you what kind of pickle you like.
Thank you for anticipating my question.
I know.
What's your favorite pickle?
Clossins.
A ralcicle.
A refrigerated clawson pickle.
A cold clossin.
Wow.
My mom is going to love this and then probably send you another email asking if I've
gone to the eye doctor yet.
Get ready.
She loves a closson.
Or like a bubba.
Is it like Bubby's bubbles?
I love it like a sour pickle.
I love like a mouth.
out olive, you know, delicious.
You know what?
We love all sorts of pickled vegetables.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But you know what needs to get out of here?
A fucking bread and butter pickle.
Uh-uh.
No.
No sweet pickles for me.
No relish.
None of that.
On a hot dog?
No relish?
Nope.
Ever.
You've seen me dress my hot dog.
It's only mustard.
I've done it in front of here.
You dress your hot thought.
Oh, boy.
Steve, a Chicago dog guy.
I wonder if he'll.
if he'll have thoughts on this.
I'm disgusted by that conversation.
I'm so sorry.
This is a real part in the way is for you too.
Relish is a must. It's in Steve's soul as a son of Chicago though.
It is.
What about chili on a dog?
Don't Chicago wins?
Chili dogs are great.
I love a chili dog.
Do you not like a chili dog?
No, I like a chili dog.
This is the common ground we can find.
You're building bridges.
Beautiful.
Which are you going to cross the aisle for chili?
Yeah,
beautiful.
Are we going to keep talking about chili dogs or should we note quickly that this charging
stretch looked incredibly odd visually.
They're just incredibly odd.
Welcome.
The chilly dog of volume filming here.
Welcome to the volume chat, Mallory Rubin.
I feel like I'm usually the one who's like,
pointing it out, but yeah.
Yeah.
This, this stretch and actually,
Sabine and Asoka on the hull of the T6 having their conversation,
something about, I don't know, it reminded me of like when you're
supposed to be inside a pickup that's driving.
but you're just like, the green screen is just rolling behind you.
It had that kind of like uncanny effect.
Very strange.
Very strange.
I did enjoy how the symbol on this door that they were rapidly charging toward as I was
desperately afraid for the howler kind of looked like.
Did this look like the like Illuminati?
Did you get like an Illuminati vibe here?
Yeah, or like Sith holokrani sort of thing.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
Not to go back.
I hate to rewind.
I'm glad you said that that.
It reminded me of one thing I wanted to say.
If you'll allow me one moment here.
Obviously.
on the Sith holocair front, thank you for saying this.
I would have regretted if I hadn't mentioned this.
That was the other thing, not to go back to a conversation we've already had, but
on Ezra and Hu Yang having the what happened between them exchange, I'm like, if you're
going to do it that way, which you shouldn't, but if you're going to.
And Ezra is in possession of that information, that the fear of Asoka, that Asoka's
fear of Sabine falling to the dark side is the cause of their rupture, that Sabine lost her
family, then there is no better character than Ezra to talk about that with Sabine,
for them to talk about, oh, when I tapped into the Sith, Alacron, and Ball kept calling me
his apprentice, my master develops some trust issues too. Also, I lost my family.
Sorry, there are two different galaxies now, so that conversation is just not going to happen.
Like, put it, don't do it if you're going to do it, put it earlier so they can talk after
or not so they have to fly a ship into two tie fighters right away.
Anyway,
thanks for bringing up the holocon.
It's zombie time.
It's how that scene made me feel.
Appreciate it.
Oh, man, Thrawn's face when they may get into the fortress.
So good.
I iconic.
So good.
That's actually my favorite Thron moment of the entire series.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
Lars really brought it in that moment, for sure.
Great stuff.
And he, like you, came to the same conclusion.
It is zombie time.
Had to go tell the great mothers that it was.
zombie time. I enjoy tracking the subtitles
of their chanting. Their magic.
The wonderful stuff. I'm going to try this at
a later date. Great groaning
also later from the Zoms.
Love some zombie groaning.
Love some groaning. Love to groan.
Frazing.
So Sabina Asoka and Ezra, they're battling the troopers. This is the first
wave. This is still while there.
Yeah. Sabine, it just, she's
trying to use the lightsaber to block
the plaster walls. I actually thought this was really sweet.
She's like trying so hard. She's
keeps getting shot.
She just keeps getting shot, Joe.
She takes plaster vault after blaster bolt to the chest.
It's like, it can't feel good.
That best car is working over time.
Oh, my Lord.
So it's just like, blasters.
Yeah.
Sabine plasters.
That was amazing.
They beat them all.
They cut through them.
And then the troopers rise.
this is where Asoka says
Ezra, this ever happened before
and he says, no, this is new
and it's like,
did she forget?
Well, Marouk?
To be fair.
She didn't see him rise.
Marooke doesn't rise from the dead.
He's just like suspiciously gassy.
What did she think?
He just seems to take like a massive shit
right before he died this.
She's in full body Parapian.
They never tell yeah.
They all shit themselves.
They don't put that part of it.
the songs.
That's what's going through Rosco's head.
What's the Star Wars version of Emodium-A-D?
Oh, boy.
I guess, yes, you're right.
She has never seen, like, a Night King style raising of the Army of the Dead.
That is fair.
The band called it Muruk Arasher in his piece, and I think that it's, uh, it's, it's, it's, it's sad.
It's sad that Maruk died for literally nothing.
Can I talk about the music, though?
Can I talk about, okay, so we get.
really cool creepy horror strings here as they start to rise. And we got this great email from
Charlie that I wanted to shout out. Charlie writes about this composer named Camille Céson,
a French Romantic era composer. And Charlie wrote Thron's music features the Pike organ,
which is new for the show, and I thought it was kind of perfect. Céson was an organist and wrote
one of the best symphonies for the organ. It was absolutely huge. His symphony number three,
which is simply just called the organ symphony. He also wrote,
a lot of piano music, which is Bailen Skull's music.
The Carnival of the Animals was originally a piano composition, but has been a rearranged
for orchestra, but you can feel Skull's theme coming almost like the elephant theme, heavy,
strong.
Finally, the sort of thin strings, almost Halloween psycho music that became the Night Trooper
theme is very clearly a take on Césons d' Dons Maccabra, the Dance of the Dead, of
death.
No further explanation needed, I think.
Obviously, John Williams is the goat, and the Star Wars theatrical release music is so thematically consistent and absolutely phenomenal.
You guys have talked about how this story departs from the other canonical films, thematically, and introduces new characters.
I think the music in Asoka has done the same.
Solo piano as a theme is new for Star Wars.
I've never heard the organ.
Williams copied great romantic Gustav Holtz Planets and Wagner and Strauss's great work for Star Wars.
We know this from documentaries, et cetera, et cetera.
I believe it's in that tradition that the composer for this show looked at Céson for similar but different sounds, themes, instruments to do the important work of setting this series apart from something fresh, but with the same DNA as Star Wars, just like Filoni did.
So, you know, we've been complimentary of the music all season.
Sublime.
Sublime.
Sublime.
Amazing.
And I will just say, I'm usually so terrible at identifying musical themes and these connections and stuff like that.
But even I in my like classical music 101 heard the dance macabra in the in the night trooper sequence.
So I will co-sign Charlie's entire point based on that one little connective thought.
But I just think that that, I mean, I just don't enough can be said about the music in this season of television.
And especially in this finale is just, I mean, the end the ending musical cues were just absolutely exquisite.
So everything in the final, like the final beat with every character.
Yeah.
The score that accompanied our shot of Dathamere was like, I got chills.
Are they multiplying?
I got chills.
They're multiplying.
I don't want it.
Wow.
Meem.
Wow.
Meat.
But I mean.
Tough.
Tough stuff.
But, yeah, those strings, those creepy horror strings.
Gorgeous.
As the as the night.
Okay.
One thing that's a little silly about that.
the night troopers is they're so scary they're jerking around they're moving like zombies and then there's
their bones cracking yeah there's just like a later sequence uh when they're running up to sort of
surround morgan on the morgan in asoka yes first of all i don't know why they're just standing there
watching that happen but maybe morgan's like she's mine but she didn't say that maybe she thought it
um but at that point they're sort of moving fluidly so i guess there's just like this little like
like creaky introduction and then you get your like, you know,
un-dead motor functions.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
But yeah, Zupapur's.
Zupapas.
True-p-pah.
Love the Zupers.
What do you think, Senator, this report reads like a child's fairy tale Ziona is going
to do when the Knights Sisters and Thrawn unleash an army of the dead on the galaxy.
I only regret that that canon dictates that we won't get to see him like bitten by a Zupor.
trooper because he deserves it. He does. He really does. Okay, so our heroes retreat up the stairs,
slicing those blaster doors down into place. It's not stopping the zoopers. No.
May slow them, but it's not going to stop them. Oh, those zoops are going.
You asked for a hustle earlier and they have it. You're right. You're right. This is not as well
I was looking for you. What do you think the 40-R dash time is for a zupor? Oh, I have no idea.
And what is a good, what is a good time for a 40-yard dash?
I'm curious what you think a good time for the 40-yard dashes.
Why would you do that to me?
If you were a star running back or wide receiver,
you were going to be a top, like a first-round draft pick,
and you were at elite speed.
Like, you were a burner.
What do you think you're 40- Would be?
Do you remember that time when we did a podcast about Yellow Jackets
and you asked me which part of my friend I would eat first?
And I made the mistake of answering you,
and then you made fun of me for the rest of my life.
No, as I said, I would just simply not eat a part of my friend, and I still could buy a take.
So I'm just saying, is it like mere seconds or is it minutes?
Is it mere seconds?
Damn it.
I knew I shouldn't have answered it all.
Oh, no.
I love this.
This is beautiful.
It's mere seconds.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
seconds.
Yeah.
Should we do a ringer versus combine?
Some three cone.
Combine, a machine we used to like thresh your wheat?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
This is one of the best moments of my life.
I'm just thrilled right now.
I genuinely and truly could not love you more.
Harvest.
Just that wheat.
That's what a combine is.
I'm in tears.
I'm in tears.
I'm not wrong.
Technically, I'm not wrong.
Yeah.
This just shows you how much there is for all of us to share, really.
Morgan is not going to get to share in the ring or verse combine, Joe,
because she needs to stay behind to die.
She is about to be threshed.
So, you know.
The Jedi are advancing swiftly, Throne says.
She comes up, by the way.
She's like, we did it, Joe.
She's like, we can leave.
The eye is latching on the chimera.
It's all happening.
And he's like, pump the brakes,
point of order.
The Jedi are advancing swiftly.
At this rate, they may get on board the ship because of that.
Because they're tracking it like a, like a, not quite a 4-340,
but they've got like a 4-5, maybe like a 4-6-40, which would be problematic.
Mirror seconds.
Mere seconds.
We require a little more time.
It's not a great way to say thank you for building the I of Scion and traveling the pathway to Peridia to rescue.
Can I just say?
It's not.
That Morgan Elspeth as a character is not one that I feel like very deeply about.
But I think Diana Leino Santo in this episode is quite good.
And I think her her hesitancy, her bitterness, her resignation, all of those subtle emotions that are crossing her face at a number of different moments in this episode really worked for me.
I thought they were really good.
I agree.
I like the way that you can see when I said I would swear my life to you.
I didn't mean like three scenes later.
I liked to
on, to that point
because one of the things we discussed
the last couple weeks was how it was genuinely
it was intriguing
that she did this, right?
She hears these voices. She builds the ISI on. She travels
to find them. These whispers.
I mean,
I am
I'm gonna like forget my original point here
because I'm now three sub points deep.
But like, I am like, wait, is Morgan
the only one responsible
for the whispers about Thron's return
as heir to the empire? It seems like
Who else would have the whisper?
She's spreading the whispers.
Is she on Zoom with the Shadow Council?
This is like relevant to the thing I was about to say
because what I liked on the heels of our questions
the last couple episodes about,
oh, she's like questioning Theron a lot.
And this is surprising, not in terms of seeing how somebody interacts with Thron,
but because she did all this to go there.
And then she's like, wait, are you sure?
It's like...
I like to think that this is why he had her stay behind.
He's like, they're a little insubordinate.
You know what he was a question.
He loves a question.
But, well, it feels like she didn't come for Thrawn.
She came for the witches.
This is the thing.
And she came for Dathamere.
Right.
So he says for the empire and she says for Dathamere.
For Dathamere.
Right.
And she says it quietly.
And again, I really liked the performance.
Wait until he walked away.
Yeah.
For Dathamir.
And I really like that.
So like she's not.
Well, actually.
To quote, Angelica Skyler from Hamilton, I'm not here for you.
Right.
She's not there for Thron.
right? She's there for what the fuck ever
But is she not there for him at all?
Is it because, like, it's the Dathamere clarity here was important.
You know, we're thinking about that shin conversation at the beginning of the season.
Like, you're a what survivor and this quest, clearly, this like sacred mission to restore the power of her people back on,
Dathamere back in her galaxy and their galaxy.
But that's why I brought up the shadow council, because like it does seem like the restoring of the empires also, unless she's just trying to build enough support.
to fuel the building of the eye of Sion and the quest.
But she did, like, she did construct the Imperial Navy for the empire.
Like, she does have long-running empire ties, too.
So is it both of these things in tandem?
And we just see it here that the Dathamerian thrust is maybe the most close to her heart?
Or do you think it's that more than the other one?
It made me think of Ezra and Lethal because, you know, you hear a lot of people say, like,
Ezra abducts thrown out of continuity using some burgl.
to save for the rebellion.
But, I mean, he really did it to save La Thal.
Like, that was really what was at the heart of it for him.
There's the larger rebellion too.
When the rebellion wouldn't come help?
Yeah, you're right.
Definitely.
So, like, yeah.
So does Ezra believe in the rebellion?
Yes.
But more importantly than the rebellion, he believes in Lathal.
And this is like that idea that we talked about...
One of the reasons it would have been incredibly powerful to hear him and Sabine have a conversation
about doing drastic things for.
the people you love.
And or, hey, if you get back and I don't, can you feed my cat?
More on that later.
Okay.
So our fuck is wrong with us.
This is how you know we've both had a week, man.
Merley Cam.
We'll save it for the end when we get to our Burley counter.
We'll talk about it later.
Yeah.
We have a lot to say, I promise.
But this is a thing that we talked about a lot when we talked about and or this idea of
like individual spaces that the empire wants to.
smooth out into one, like, you know, monoculture.
And what the rebellion is fighting for is the individuation, the specific cultures of these planets.
And so for the empire is not what Morgan is interested in.
She's interested in her people, her planet overall.
The empire means to an end for that is sort of what it seems like to me.
Similarly, Ezra is like, sure, for the rebellion, but for the Lithuanian.
You know?
Good old Lafall.
I just can't wait for Ezra to get back to Merley.
I can't wait.
Now that he's back, go to Lafal, check on the Lothcat.
Go back to your comms tower, bunker.
I need to see.
I need like an update.
Thank you to the Star Wars social team for giving us Merley Cam.
The day heading into the finale.
It was important.
They might as well have tagged us again.
I really believe that their house of our listeners.
It's incredible, like an incredible moment.
The number, I texted you, I was like, I woke up to like, I thought something like truly terrible had happened.
It was like, I have so many notifications.
It was all of our wonderful bad babies tagging us about the number like I.
I don't have notifications set up on my phone that way.
So I woke up.
It was like 745.
I had slept in because it's my birthday.
And I woke up and-
Is 745 sleeping in?
Yeah, on a week day.
When did you normally wake up?
Are you like a 5 a.m.
No, I'm just like closer to 7, closer to 7 than to 8.
you know, but like I woke up, I got a text message from someone and I texted you
immediately and you're like, cool story, bro. I've had a million of notifications about this.
And I was like, oh. And then I looked and then I looked at Twitter and then I looked at Instagram
and then I looked at TikTok and then I looked at our email and I was like, oh yeah, I too have
a million notifications about this. I thought I was bringing you news, but I was behind.
No. As always, I see your text messages before I see anything else.
Love you too, even though you like sweet pickles.
I love any sort of pickled vegetable.
Next time you're in L.A., I'm going to take you to have this absolutely sublime, sublime, relish tray, full of pickled vegetables from Bertie G's with a just fantastic onion.
Have you ever chased shots of vodka with pickled vegetables?
A Ukrainian taught me this.
It is wonderful.
Sounds great.
Wonderful.
It just like cuts the vodka perfectly.
Yeah.
So let's get some like nice cold vodka and your weird little relish tray and have a good time.
Perfect.
I'm in.
Steve, you're invited.
Steve's invited only if he doesn't make fun of me for thinking a combine is a farm equipment.
Steve told me I couldn't sing on the pod.
So the invitation is like pending.
Salty Steve, you know.
Salted like a glorious pickle.
I'm hungry.
It's hitting me now.
We are talking about food a lot.
It's dinner time.
It's the dinner hour.
But first,
let's talk about those intestines again, Joe,
because our trio has reached Morgan's level.
Sabine has remembered who.
Sabine has remembered Hu Yian's words.
Stay together.
You always did better that way, in my opinion,
and wants to help Asoka.
We stay together, remember?
but Asoka says no.
There's no time for that right now.
Orders them to stop Thrawn.
There's a hilarious shot of Sabine and Ezra.
You brought up how the troopers could have probably tried to take a shot at Asoka as they're standing in a circle leader.
There's a shot of Sabine and Ezra as they're working their way toward the next step where they're just, they like easily could have, easily could have stabbed Morgan in the back.
Easily.
But they just kind of look.
Great stuff.
And then we get the rematch.
The rematch of the duel
from the Mandalorian chapter 13.
Beskar Spear versus
lightsabers on Corvus.
In that fight here,
we have the magical
wreathed blade
versus the sabers.
Fun fight choreography.
I really liked.
We get it in stages.
You know,
we're cutting in and out
of the fight
and they're moving up
and down levels.
The troopers are there later.
I thought this was really fun
and cool, much as the first one.
But this one had a little bit more
like fluidity in movement.
They're dancing about.
They're moving across levels.
Did you enjoy this?
Yeah, I mean, we should say that a reason why you hire Diana Lianosanto is because of her fight choreography prowess.
And I have been frustrated all season that we haven't gotten to see her do what she does.
And I thought, this is some of the best.
I just, I loved this.
I love this fight.
Really good.
Really great.
Let's talk about Sabin using the force.
we move atop the reflex point
and Sabine and Ezra confront
not just night troopers but death troopers
two zombie death troopers scary
love these guys loved them
we're cutting back and forth
throwing us up on the eye saying take us out
Assook is looking up as the
ship begins to rise
like we are you're feeling that clock here keenly
one of the troopers knocks off Sabine's helmet
she and Ezra are both disarmed.
And Sabine is in a desperate situation.
Helmidoff, pinned, disarmed, and Joe, she reaches out.
Yeah.
And she's strange and she strains and she tries and she tries and she does it.
She pulls the saber.
She uses the force.
She taps in.
Save, unless you find it impossible to separate the two things, and that would be completely fair.
Save the force push thoughts for a minute.
We'll hit that in its own conversation.
This, this moment, using the force to summon her lightsaber,
a classic Star Wars moment.
How did this work for you for Sabine's first solo force usage?
Not like hearing Asoka through the force.
This is her using the force.
I'm fine with it, honestly.
Like, I do think, like, maybe it would have been nice to see her, like, budge something.
You know what I mean?
Like Steve Rogers style slightly nudge Mjolnier a couple films before we see him actually wielded or whatever.
So, like, maybe some of that dust that was fallen in the prison and the fortress was.
was from her.
Okay.
Maybe it wasn't the chimera.
Maybe she did help with the door.
We don't know.
I really said I had no.
I don't have any real notes about this.
I think this is fine.
And we talked before the season how we didn't want to be
to be force sensitive.
Right.
Where are you on that bigger question?
We kind of changed our mind about it.
Like, I don't think she needs to be.
But we always talk about how we like the democratization of the force.
We like the broomboy idea.
We like all of that.
So I don't mind that.
I don't actually mind at all that she pulled her saber.
And if that had been her only use of force,
in this episode, I would have walked away completely fine with it.
How do you feel about the saber pull?
It's tough for me not to make a pull in the saber.
Ezra Sabine joke right now, but I will refrain, even though I guess I didn't refrain
by saying.
Yeah, maybe.
I feel exactly the same way.
I think that there's, it was clear that we were building toward a moment like this in the finale.
And so given the.
the show's intention to move toward this point, I think that this felt appropriate and satisfying.
And like we saw and we got to understand how Sabine was wrestling with her insecurity about the force.
You know, if we think back to that episode three conversation, I can't use the force.
I don't feel it.
Not like you do.
And Asoko trying to say like the force resides in all living things that to your point of democratizing the force,
Fuloni's clear interest in widening the access to the force.
I like all of that.
That blockage that Canaan had cited in rebels.
No, the force resides in all living things, but you have to be open to it.
Sabina's blocked.
And that she's moving past that blockage because of, like, Asoka's,
Asoka's faith in her.
Step that she and Asoka took.
Like that all is great.
That all is great.
And I think that this particular, I need my saber.
First of all, there's like the desperation of the moment, the kind of urgent peril.
But it's also like, it's personal.
It's inund.
And it's, it is small.
Ezra's in danger.
Ezra's in danger.
I think it adheres to, I guess your mileage may vary on whether this fits start small or
that would have been like moving the cup on the table.
But I think relative to what we get next, it certainly fits the start small.
She gets to do that move that I love from like the last Jedi throne room fight, the like,
bolt the laser, you know, yeah, the lightsaber bolt through the head.
Right through the dome.
Yeah.
Great stuff.
I love it.
I also think.
the other reason that this worked for me
to get back to what you were saying about
are kind of preseason
angst about this.
I don't think the show ever made Sabine feel
like she had to use the force
or had to be a Jedi to like
feel worthy or valid.
Like she chose
to resume her training.
She chose to pursue this.
And that's a really important difference
that the show honored, I think.
And throughout this episode,
she, with her armor, with her blaster,
like is using-
Picks up the mandolorn.
and helmet at the end.
Yeah.
You know, I was a little bummed about that, but that's okay.
You hate a helmet.
But you love holding on to all aspects of yourself.
I do.
I do.
She's doing the Tarvisla.
She's doing the Grogo.
If Luke had said pick between the shirt or the saber, she would have said,
eat shit, Luke.
She really would have.
And I choose to believe that that's what Grogu said to, only in babbles and coos.
You know?
Oh.
Steve, I almost forgave you for making fun of me.
Thank you, Steve.
All right.
the eye rises and so does Ezra.
The eye is opening.
Assook is battling Morgan.
The troopers are closing in.
The eye of cyan begins to move higher into orbit.
Very slowly still, Joanna.
Very, very, very slowly.
Ezra says that he cannot make the jump.
And Sabine says, yes, you can.
I appreciate the confidence.
No.
I push you first and you pull.
me across. Sabine, Ezra, I can do this. Ezra, the longer you hesitate, the harder it gets. Come on.
Rebels force push callback time. Here it is. This is the debate of the week. The great force push
debate. What side do you come down on? It's patently ridiculous. It's not a debate. Everybody
fills this way. Such an unnecessary. Like, we had the moment.
We got it.
We had the moment.
We had the moment.
And then this just makes it look silly.
Yeah.
And that's unfortunate.
I think it was...
It is unfortunate because it undercuts...
Yeah.
The lightsaber moment and makes it more likely that the entire outcome of Sabine
using the force is the thing that's under fire instead of this particular rendering.
Like, I think that there could have been a version of a more robust deployment of force power
where it's like...
I don't know, a little bit of a, like, Harry knew he could cast his patroness because he already had kind of thing.
She uses the force successfully and then her confidence builds.
And so she does something more supreme or together.
So I thought, this is what I thought at first.
Obviously, this is not what happened.
But I did think that she would turn around and see that Asoka had helped.
Yeah.
But that was not the case.
That was not the case.
Yeah.
What do you think Peter B. Parker would have said, you know?
It's a leap of faith.
Now he would have had some notes too, probably.
He would have been like, guys,
let's start small build up to something.
Okay, can I, here's what's unfortunate about this.
And it makes me feel like one of those freaking incells
who like don't like the sequel trilogy for the bad reason.
There are plenty of nuanced takes on the sequel trilogy.
Incel Joe.
Some of our best friends.
Yeah.
Man, don't like the last jet.
most beloved friends.
Yeah.
That is okay.
But some insales
like have
notes that are
a bad faith.
And I don't think
there's anything
that Ray,
Ray who is positioned
as like a force
dyad
and eventually
fucking Palpatine's
one of descendant.
I have no,
I have no notes
about the way
that Ray uses the force.
That's not the story
we're trying to tell
with Sabine.
Sabine is not,
I hope,
some shiny special palpidine descendant force dyad individual.
I hope she's someone, a normal Mandalorian, who was able to unlock her low M count force presence
inside of her to grab her lightsaber when she needed a great story.
Her M count is the same as like a really good 40-yard dash time.
Which is mere seconds.
M-sac-sac-sac-as-we-we-all-know.
So you'll
to fucking launch Ezra
across the Grand Canyon
is the stupidest
like why would you do that?
And it's like a really unfortunate
own goal.
I think the reason that you just
is a great one
like we don't want to be
oh should Sabine be able
to like have this power
that's not really like the point
but you take something
like Ezra believing in her
which is powerful and cool
and you undermine it
with the particular
or you take a lesson, like the one Asoka was trying to impart in episode three.
Learning, we talked about this for a while on that pod.
Learning to wield the force takes deeper commitment.
How?
That's something you'll have to discover.
Like Sabine's individual journey of discovery for her connection to the force is like a cool
and important thing to see.
But you can't focus on those aspects of it if she's force pushing Ezra into a seven
hyperdrive powered.
ring that is very slowly, admittedly, elevating back into orbit.
That's baffling.
Very strange.
I do like, okay, but to move on to the next part, Sabine's choice, right?
I like that she decides.
I like that she decides to stay, honestly.
I do too.
Yeah.
Because, not just because of Huiang's like stronger together, stay together.
You're always stronger that way sort of thing.
But I like this idea that like Sabine's like, it's not that Ezra himself.
is the most important thing in the galaxy to her.
It's who needs her help the most in this moment.
So Sabine, for all of her impulsive bad decisions,
let's, as Sabine's publicist,
let's like craft this in a positive light
and say her goal was to rescue Ezra.
And rescue Ezra, she did.
Right.
And she got to go home.
And now her goal is to save her master.
Right.
You know?
And like, if we think about what Baylon said to her when he was enticing her, tempting her in episode four,
I know you feel that Desert Bridger is the only family you have left.
Like, it's actually important that she realized that's not true.
Right.
Because Zeb is out there.
No, but also because.
And Hera and Jason.
No fucking, no skeleton crueties and no Zeb in this season of Asoka.
astonishing stuff other than just his cropped off face in the mural.
But it is important that she embraced that Asoka, that that relationship, and especially
on the heels of what Asoka says to her, right?
Like, I'm going to be there for you.
That's what the master and apprentice relationship is.
It's like all of this moving in all directions and you providing that for each other.
So I also, I was, I was like tormented by this because it was, it is just devastating to me.
We have two minds?
I was up two minds.
I actually wasn't of two minds.
I was not at war with myself.
I was not of two minds.
I'm with you.
I'd like the choice that she made it felt right to me.
It just made me really sad that she and Ezra are apart again after being together so fleetingly.
The one thing that I wanted here was, and I liked ultimately, I thought it was in real time,
satisfying to watch the way the reveal played out.
We think she left.
Morgan gets the, your friends are dead and you will die here alone, dig it.
And then it's like, not alone.
And there she is, Sabine.
And it's wonderful.
And then all of the Zupers are like, oh, yeah, we can fight and decided to, like, get back into the action.
Boys?
The one thing I wish, you make wonderful points often about is the twist or is the reveal worth it at the expense of a character moment?
And I like what we learn about Sabine on the character front in terms of the choice she made.
But I just wish we had seen.
Like, she runs back.
What does it mean to Ezra?
What is that final moment between now?
I feel a little robbed of that.
Does she signal?
Does she say something?
What does he do in turn?
I wish we had gotten more of him, like, giving us the old Baylon skull.
The luck.
Or even if he just says to her like, it's okay.
Like, I understand.
Or if he's like, wait, what?
Yeah.
Back to your crap.
You still actually have time, you know, sort of thing.
Oh, man.
Right.
Yes, that is well.
Okay.
Morgan's,
Morgan's viscerous stays largely inside of her body as far as we can tell.
Ghostly whale.
She was double-slice in the gut, ghostly whale.
I got it.
Remarkable.
The final chase.
And a final taunt from Thron,
whose observation on Morgan's surface as though she has done what was required.
Thank you for the final performance review,
Grandad, Admiral Thron.
pleasure doing business with you.
I really hope that Enoch is getting...
I love him.
I really hope that Enoch is getting his CV together
for when they get back to the other galaxy
so that he can find a new job.
Oh, man.
Get your letters of wreck together, Enoch.
Our thing is linked in immediately.
The gold, the cool, gold mask is not worth it.
You got to get out of there.
Gotta get out of there, buddy.
Incredible.
Yeah.
We get to see Ezra.
He hears the comm alert on the, these two fucking,
these troopers who didn't bother to shoot them.
And of course, Ezra takes them out.
Classic.
Classic Ezra.
This is such an Ezra move.
It was this.
Loved this.
This more than any other, like, have you watched Rebels moment?
Oh, yeah.
Delighted me.
Like this, it's not even an Easter egg.
It's just the literal plot.
But I was just like, yay.
Ezra's going to steal some Storm Trooper Armour.
Yeah.
Ezra doing that.
He loved doing that.
Yeah.
It was heaven.
It was just absolutely heaven.
And you, like, you had it impersonating someone on the com, all of it.
It was just wonderful.
If it were me.
not to hop ahead.
But if it were me,
I would have taken my
stormtrooper helmet off
before I exited the ship
in front of the rebels.
But other than that...
Worth it for the payoff.
No, no.
Worth it for the payoff.
Thrawn orders the fortress destroyed.
I thought the great mothers
looked very displeased here.
I'm wondering if a little rift
is coming in this great alliance
between the general throne
and the great mothers.
Back to death of the mirror.
I feel like they're done with him.
Asoka and Sabine jump over the edge.
Hu Yang,
no surprise, has come through in the club.
Much.
Great shot, by the way, from their stunt doubles.
Like, great action jumps.
Like, I would freeze frame that moment of them, just, like, action jumping over the side
of the thing onto the ship.
Great moment.
And this is where you would freeze frame the grabbing of the helmet to cut it out of your
episode.
But I liked it.
At least it came off in that, like, in some key moments, it came off.
So we can see her face as she makes certain decisions, you know.
Because imagine if she forced pulled that fucking lightsaber with the helmet still on.
And we hadn't seen the face.
And all we saw.
was like a gentle tilt of the helmet as she pulled it.
Uh-uh.
No.
Helmut acting bad.
The old din.
The gentle tilt.
I love it.
The T-6 is in hot pursuit, Joe.
Hot pursuit of the eye.
Can't reach it.
Not enough power.
Tepid pursuit.
Medium warm pursuit.
Nobody's aware that Ezra is on board very strange, but Thron does no one thing.
And it's that Asoka cannot catch him in our best Taiwan land.
Manistair, voice, the battle is over.
We have won, again.
Big Asher is there because Ezra is on board, but other than that, they've won.
Steve, can we hear this radio message, this signal from Thron to Asoka?
Open a channel, please.
Assogatano, allow me to commend you on your efforts today.
You've been quite a worthy opponent.
Can you not get me any more power?
I regret we haven't met face to face and perhaps now we never shall.
Still, I know you because I knew your master.
I concluded your strategies would be similar.
One wonders just how similar you might become.
Perhaps this is where a role in such as you belongs.
Today victory is mine
Long live the empire
That ruled
That you know what
That was amazing
You know what
That was great
You know I've been
I've been down on some throng stuff
I really like that a lot
When he says you lost today
When he says today
Victory is my
Reminded me a lot of that last crusade quote
I like you lost today kid
That doesn't mean you have to like it
You know
Just like
No I'm not
You know
The war goes ever on
And, yeah.
And what I love is that, yeah, he's trying to spook her by being like, I know who in a
kid became.
Right.
What a flex.
Is that in you?
And I will.
Figured it out.
I love, I mean, before he says, it comes before he said that.
But when he's just like making his grandiose speech and she's just like, can you not get me
anymore?
She's not really listening.
She's like, come on, team.
Let's go.
Let's go.
So, yeah.
And then the road in line, as we already mentioned, was phenomenal.
Fantastic.
I loved the, Supreme.
I love the Vader part.
I especially liked that if this exact exchange had happened in episode four, this breaks Asoka.
Well, it breaks her.
And I think it's similar to what Baylon, what Baylon taunts her with before he sends her over the clip.
And look out how she was spotted.
And so for her to, I mean, she's,
intrigued, I think, by the, oh, you know, he knew Anakin became Vader part of it. It's like,
that's a notable thing. But that effort to like prey on her fear of a fall. Yeah. She is just
in a different place with herself and her own insecurity after the world between worlds. And like,
we have that clarity and he doesn't. And that was a really, that was a satisfying thing for the journey
that we've been on with Asoka. The Ronan line, I'd love to.
for so many reasons. First of all, just the
Lars Michaels, like, it's
just the Thron voice here is perfection
as he's saying that. It's like
absolutely delicious.
Ronan, obviously the idea of a Ronan big Star Wars
influence. If anyone
listening is not watched Star Wars visions,
check it out. It's wonderful. There's a great
Ronan short in there that also
then inspired a related novel, fantastic.
This is like a core Star Wars idea.
And I like thinking about how this connects
to a lot of our preview pod
discussion of Asoka and early season discussion
of Asoka as like this lone wolf, right?
And there have been times where this idea of like, you're a Ronan, you don't have a master,
you're on your own, would have felt, first of all, true and fair, but also like a thing that
wounded her.
And it's not where she is right now.
Like she's building something again with Sabine.
The Ronan in the episode is Baylon.
Would you say?
The lone crab dies, but the crab.
Pack survives.
Oh, man.
The bush will survive.
That's great.
Beautiful.
Put it on the merch.
That was really high on my list of possible Thrones tattoos for a while.
You know, Sophie Turner has the...
The lone crab dies.
The lone wolf version, but maybe I'll do the lone crab now.
But I've always loved the, you know, she's got the stark sigil and then the pack survives.
Wonderful tattoo.
It's not too late for me.
Maybe I'll still do it.
It's never too late to be more like Sophie Turner.
Perhaps now we never shall.
Now, who knows what the future brings?
Part of the thesis of Ben's piece was that
the unfortunate trade-off this episode made
was setting up successfully setting up the future of Star Wars
at the expense of satisfyingly concluding this season of TV.
There's no question that Thron and Asoka
will meet at some point.
And I think that after the season, it feels like
the question of like, is this?
that the central dynamic of this stretch of story,
how will the fact that Asoka is on Paradia influence her tie to this larger stretch?
Like, are we building toward Grogu versus Thron?
Are we building toward Assoca versus Theron?
What is the ultimate key oppositional force inside of this?
I'm sorry, Groguvers is.
I mean, it is literally my dream.
Talk about a thing I'm not sure I'll survive.
Grogoo versus Thrawn, just all of my favorite things.
What if it's an Osoku, Grogu, and Merley team up?
I feel like you just said Asoku.
Like, Grogu and Asoku, Asoka's celebrity couple name, Asogu.
I love it.
Yeah.
Well, actually, I actually think it might have to be Ezra.
Ezra Thron.
Yeah.
Ezra Throne, yeah, they're the space missiles.
They've been on the collision course.
Certainly, Asoka, Baylon.
I mean, we'll talk about what's going to happen with good old bailin's gall.
but certainly in Asoka-Balen rematch is an order.
Should we talk about...
Isra Thron is the number one.
This is what we're building toward for you.
And then Grogu, Asoka, everyone else is kind of a...
Here's my issue with Assoca Thron.
Though part of me really wants that to be the case.
Asoka is a warrior.
Like we see her calling some shots here,
but she doesn't strike me as a strategist
as much as Ezra strikes me as a strategist.
And so Thron is not...
Is that because you hate...
women and don't think Sabine should be able to use the force.
I mean, do you want to come to my next N-SEL meeting?
You're welcome to come.
But, like, she's a warrior.
Asoka is going to beat someone by, like, fighting or not fighting them.
That's Asoka's thing.
Thron needs to be out.
Asoka is the heart, right?
Thon needs to be outwitted.
And that feels like, well, yeah, sure.
But not Groku.
You got to get Ezra in there.
I don't think Grogrew is the military strategist you're looking for here.
Maybe Dan is the strategist.
Sure, sure.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Cobbant is the strategist.
Is this all building to Cobbant v.
Thrawn? Who knows? By the way, shout out to all the bad babies who, when they saw the
Merley cam and were like, surely that's for Mallory, they were like, where's the Cobb? I mean,
Mallory suggested this to me as well. This was to be clear, actually my text to Joanna.
I've seen this already. It was where is Cobbant cam?
The suggestion that they set up a cam outside of the Bacta tank and we just watched
Cobb Vance float around and some back to...
to go
to quote Mobius
from season
one of Loki
feels right
it's appropriate
oh boy
I have to say
in general
you are not
famous for your
impressions
but your
Owen Wilson is
pretty good
it's pretty good
thank you
you're welcome
oh boy
okay
if the eye gets away
Joe
love these energy
pulses
I'm going to miss
watching this
it looks wonderful
T6
knocked back
Theron did it.
He won.
Anything else you want to say about the eye escaping
before we get to this final sequence
of our final glimpse of all of our characters?
I would like to do a dramatic reading of your text to me
after I alerted you to the Merley Cam.
Here's what you said.
I woke up to so many Instagram alerts
and was alarmed, but they were all about this.
Thank you, Star Wars.
Merley, adorable name.
I'll be watching this all day.
And then because it was my birthday,
happy birthday, my darling friend.
I hope it's magical and brilliant,
just like you, lovely.
So that's two texts.
And then keep
Mertley Cam going
24-7 for the rest of time.
Is that too much to ask?
So that's text number three.
Text number four.
It's been 15 minutes
to find it's covered
to all caps appropriate.
And then text number five.
Now where is Cobb Banff Cam
talk about a birthday present?
So yes, we got to Cobbvan
Vance eventually.
Oh, man.
Okay.
I see how it is.
I can't bring your cheek portals, but you can read all of my 7 a.m. text messages.
Sorry, this is just payback for you asking me how fast one dash is 40 yards or whatever it is.
How quickly does one dash 30 yards?
Incredible.
Near seconds, it turns out.
Oh, man.
We should get you on some of the draft pods this year.
How quickly does one dash 40 yards?
Ben Solek.
You remember?
In The Avengers, the film
Familiar, yeah.
When Loki says...
Have you a lot?
Loki says,
I know not where.
I know not where.
And I'm like, Loki, you aren't actually
to Shakespeare.
Okay.
Should we finish up this episode of television?
Let's do it.
Closing sequence.
We get a lot of important final glimpses
with a lot of characters,
including a couple who are not in the episode
aside from this.
Bailin and Shinn.
we see Shin arriving at the bandit base raising her lightsaber.
We see Baylon just in a Lord of the Rings movie.
He's gazing out at Mount Doom.
He's standing in front of the Argonaut.
I like that you said Mount Doom.
It reminded me of the, you know, light the fires of Gondor.
Gondor calls for aid.
That I think the, yes, that.
I think the reason it felt very Mount Dumy in addition to it being a mountain with like,
it's an orange light, but it sort of evokes like fire spears.
but and the eye above it,
the kind of like the eye of Sauron,
but like mostly just because of,
and we'll talk about this with Ben,
what his quest is,
I feel like they're going potentially
for some sort of like what was forged here
that must be undone here.
Mount Doom comp with.
Love that.
And I really...
We'll talk about that with Ben in a minute, right?
Yeah, we're not going to get too much into it.
I will just say that the reason why I was thinking,
I think, of the signal fires
is on the, on the, and I told you this before, on the, on the tattoo front, that is a tattoo I am like very close to getting is the signal fires from Lord of the Rings.
L-O-T-R.
On my, on my, on my forearm.
Yeah.
On my forearm.
Yeah.
We really should get a tattoo together soon.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Steve, you're invited.
The mortis gods behind Baylon.
The father.
The sun, the crumbled daughter statue.
Mariah appearing to Assoco, put a pin in all of it.
We're talking about all of that with Ben today.
And we're going to speculate a little bit about season two and talk about the cat.
My insel group has been here and they have personally demolished the daughter off the face of the Mortis Mount Rushmore.
Incredible.
This is where the eye appears in front of Dathamere.
I thought this was incredible.
This gave me a chill.
We get a glimpse of the cargo hold.
When we were just seeing the hollow, I was like, did it need to take three rotations to load?
all these coffins, and then we see the full amount.
I did some counting.
Oh.
Did you count the stacks?
So each cluster, each bundle, I believe, I believe is 60 coffins, each bundle.
So there are thousands.
Wow.
Thousands of coffins out here because it's three stacked.
How long does it take for one to stack 40 yards?
Not mere seconds.
I'll tell you what.
No, this is like a full three rotations.
Those fucking night troopers.
I mean, they deserve to be zombies.
is slow as fuck.
And then here we get Ezra and Hara.
This is a mirror of Bail and Shuttle.
Remember Captain Hale in the premiere of the show talking his shit wild times?
Fun to have an excuse to think back to that moment.
But it is, of course, not Bailin in the shuttle, Joe.
It's Ezra.
Can I just say on the Captain Hale front, I just never thought I'd get an opportunity to talk
about Captain Hale again?
Someone pointed out to me after the fact that the actor playing Captain Hale is,
Mark Ralston, who's just like a real scary piece of shit in the cinematic masterpiece, Shawshank Redemption, which also stars Clancy Brown.
So we got multiple Shawshank folk at the beginning of this series.
Ideal.
Some one.
Yeah.
I know there's a lot of, you mentioned this earlier, a lot of like, couldn't we have lingered on Ezra and Hera for another moment and seen a hog?
I will say, I thought this fucking killed me.
I was weeping. I was in tears.
Seeing Ezra take his helmet off.
Seeing Chopper sends Ezra.
I mean, the chops was great.
And Ezra robs his little head.
And then he takes his helmet off.
And the way Hera's face looks when she sees him and she says his name and he says,
hi, Hara, I am home.
I was just in shambles.
Shambles.
Okay.
And I love you.
And then you get to think like, when does he go home to Merley?
But also, like, he's never met Jason.
He's going to get to meet Jason.
What will you do if he meets Jason off screen and already knows him by next season?
I consider that likely.
Okay.
Mike, our listener, Mike, this is just for this is.
Don't tell me you wanted more Jason in the final minutes of I know you get me.
No, but I'm just saying I want season two, episode one to be like, we have a kid and his name is Jason.
Our listener, Mike, this is just for you, now, says, as are arriving home and chopper and chopper, oh, there's like,
gentle reverb on the
call.
Some night sister action there.
Is that a zombie crow?
Azro?
Okay.
So Ezra arriving home and Chopper recognizing him
is like ghost recognizing John was alive again.
And I just wanted to shout that out to you.
Mallory Rubin.
Ghosts my
favorite character of all time.
Chopper.
Do you think that Chopper and Ezra have a warg bond?
Chopper does kind of canonically
not let.
like Ezra, so I thought this is a very kind greeting from Chop, but...
He loves him. They have a, you know...
I will say this.
Some brotherly bickering.
I thought the chopper stuff was great.
Yeah.
I thought Mary Liz with Winstead brought a lot to that face that Hara makes there.
I needed, I needed rushing to each other.
I needed a hug.
I need more than just this casual high hair I'm home or...
Sabine, like, where you been, Sabine? Or, hey, Asoka. Like, I just need more.
Frickin po-damarin running off the spaceship to tickle BB-Aid.
See, BB zooming to him. Incredible.
Like, yeah, yeah.
That's, I'm sorry. I'm glad it hit you. I love it.
I think, to be clear, I would have loved a hug. It's not like I wouldn't have cherished it,
but I thought that they conveyed in their looks and in, specific.
specifically the way that Ezra said hi Hara just like broke my heart.
I don't know.
It was just.
I love that for you.
It was lovely.
I love that for you.
I just love it.
Do you think the next moment was not a hug, but was Ezra asking if anyone had an update on Zeb?
Sabine mentioned that he's training her grudence.
Is that happening nearby?
Where's callous?
Is he like the people want to know?
I hope so.
God. No callous. Not a word about callous. Devastating.
Not a whisper.
Devastating.
Asoca. Sabine.
Hu Yang. The howlers think the fucking gods make their way back to the cheering, darling,
Nodi, greeting them.
I mean, with the applause.
We should say, we didn't mention this, but right before Sabine does that dumb shit with the ship,
you know, Ezra and Asoka hopped down to, like, horse hold the ship above.
it was looking to crush our crab pack.
So, you know, yeah, these are heroes.
I mean, they brought some crab dip.
They brought, is that, do you think that's what I was a delicious?
Oh, man.
Like a, like a soft pretzel or I hope it was in case, like a hard pretzel and you dip it in.
Oh, yeah.
Some crab dips are fucking delicious.
I don't want to, I like want the node to be safe and fine.
I have, as a child of my own.
Not that I would never eat any notty dip, but I have in fact had crab dip, and it is delicious and delightful.
Sensational.
I had a West Coast lobster roll the other day, and I thought of you.
It wasn't very good, but that's what I get for having a West Coast lobster roll, you know?
Interesting.
Interesting.
Yeah, you got to choose your spots.
Yeah.
If you're going to attempt it out here.
To quote my absolutely fabulous and wonderful stepmother, quoting her.
quoting her absolutely fabulous and wonderful mother.
Not here, Debbie, when she tried to order a food item in the wrong state.
We'd say that all the time in our family.
Not here, Debbie.
If you told my dad that you had ordered a lobster all out west, you would say,
not here, Debbie.
All right, what is the crab pack doing?
What's going on with our crab pack of Asoka and Sabine?
And thank God Hu Yang and the Howlers.
I'm so glad Hu Yang is okay at the end of this season.
Me too. My God. So glad the hallows are okay. Just so glad the nodier are okay.
Hot David Tennant fall continues a pace. I know. It really does.
He's just like literally the fourth lead in the show. Incredible turn of events that we had
quite literally no reason to anticipate. We moved to nighttime. And the talking and the healing
continues. Let's have one more, one more clip, Steve.
Did well. Did I? Throne got away. And thanks to you. Asra God.
home. I hope. He did. Ezra's where he needs to be. And so are we. It's time to move on.
It's that I'm asking you to let go line from rebels from Asoka to Ezra that we talk about all the
time. This is the liver die. What is that really about? Living means letting go, moving on, moving on
together. Amazing to hear the little notey chirps in that club, just delightful. Sabine looks bad.
back, Joe. And she feels something. She can't quite see it. Just shadows in the starlight,
she says. But Asoka looks, she gazes, and she lingers, and she nods. And the camera pans back.
And we see the force ghost of Anakin Skywalker smiling at his battle on. And I was once again,
a fucking mess here.
The Kevin Kiner's score.
Hayden, the promise of more Hayden in season two.
Hayden just like looking over the crab pack.
Asoka communing with forced ghost Anakin in season two?
Who says no?
Who says no?
And I want to say that like when it, you know, when it comes to like the volume versus
matte paintings versus whatever, like the volume usually doesn't stack up.
But that the crazy shafts of light that were in the like far distance on Peridia here,
I'd put that on the side of a van like in, you know, in the 70s.
Like I thought that looks like some awesome D&D type of shit.
I loved it.
You love a glistening bone belt.
You love an ocean vista and you hate a crevice.
The listening bone belt.
I have some question.
Oh, yeah.
Should we call, Ben?
Let's do it.
Ben!
He's here.
Our mortis God, the one.
Our favorite convor mori.
Ben, we've been teasing it throughout the pod.
These statues.
These birds.
We got the mortis gods.
We've been speculating since the preseason
as we looked forward to what we might get in this season.
Is that the daughter's face in the tree?
trailer. Ooh, three faces in episode one, down in the ruins. Mortis gods have been on our mind.
We talked about it on our watch list primer. We talked about them in our top moments.
Here it is. We saw the father. We saw the son. We saw the ruined husk of the daughter.
We saw Marai. Let's talk about the mortis gods. Let's talk about the one, the ones.
And after we get some lore, let's talk about what we think it might mean that this is where
Bailen is heading. Yeah, it is truly astounding that suddenly the focus of Star Wars is on
these mystical beings from a three-episode arc of the Clone Wars for more than 12 years ago.
One of the strangest little side trips in Star Wars is suddenly center stage again. And it feels
like we've talked about them so much. I was like, did we not already do a lore segment on the
Mortar Scots? But no, I don't think we did. It's not a dedicated one. They just, they keep coming up in
their own way. Where do you want to begin? Which part of this is most exciting to you?
I know for Joanna, it's the Lord of the Rings. Right. The Argonautoms.
Come on. I'm being very restrained.
No, they're asking for it here. If you didn't do that. I loved it.
The Lord of the Rings references this time. Yeah. So I guess we could start with the origins of this little
arc on the Clone Wars. And this is always tough to explain when I try to explain the Mortis gods
to kind of casual Star Wars fans, I'm almost apologetic.
I'm like, okay, so there was this show called The Clone Wars.
There were these episodes, and Anakin and Obi-Wan and Asoka,
they met these mystical beings who seemed to embody or represent the force,
and then they were never really seen again,
but they're all important at the same time.
And they wiped their memory of ever having seen them.
It gets kind of convoluted,
And it's all, I think, intentionally somewhat nebulous, and you're supposed to reach your own interpretation of what it means and what they are.
Perhaps that will be clarified in future Star Wars.
But basically, this was a George Lucas initiative.
This was his idea.
He pitched this.
And when he pitched things, people said, sure, you're George Lucas.
You run Star Wars.
If you want to put three force gods into the Clone Wars, sure, we will do that.
So essentially, it's just an arc in the middle of the regular run of the show, which was just Clone Wars is wild.
I mean, you have an episode where people confuse Jar Jar for a Jedi, and then suddenly you have an episode where you meet these immortal force gods.
But there's a distress call.
Incredible content.
Yeah, which I love, by the way, but you really never knew what you were going to get with Clone Wars from week.
So there's a distress call.
An ancient Jedi distress call is sent.
Anakin Obi-Wan and Asoka go to check it out, and they are sort of teleported into this spirit realm, this planet called Mortis, which may or may not be a physical planet. It's sort of this metaphysical realm. And they sort of enter a high fantasy take on Star Wars. This is one of the least Star Warsy things in Star Wars, I think, which is why it's both amazing and exciting that this is suddenly.
so prominent. It's also, I guess it's a little Star Trek-y too. It's like Q suddenly just taking Picard
into some realm where they have some lesson about humanity. So essentially there's... I understood that
reference. I know you did. So there's a father and a son and a daughter, sort of a holy or unholy
trinity of these ancient immortal force beings called the ones. And it's not entirely clear what their
relationship to the forces, but they seem to represent it. They seem to be stewards of the force.
The father keeps things in balance and his kids constantly fight. Essentially, it's a very
dysfunctional forced family. And the daughter is aligned with or embodies or represents the light
side of the force and the sun is the dark side. It's not totally clear of like why they keep the
sun around because he's just evil and wanting to kill everyone all the time. It's like, we got to keep it in
balance? What would be so bad about just having the daughter and just having everything be nice
and happy? That's never entirely clear. Do we need evil to appreciate good? Maybe that's the lesson here.
But they're constantly warring. And the father, his job is basically just to tell them to take timeouts
and try to maintain this balance so that neither one gets the upper hand. Because supposedly,
whoever is in power, whoever is sort of more prominent, that affects the force in the entire galaxy,
or at least that is one suggestion here. And a lot happens in this three-episode arc, right? So
Asoka dies and gets resurrected. Anakin finds out that he's going to become Darth Vader and then
gets neuralized essentially so that he forgets that he is going to become Darth Vader, right? For some reason,
And after he finds out that he's going to become Darth Vader, his solution is like, well, I better turn to the dark side immediately then.
Let's just get this show on the road.
And there are like gargoyles and griffins.
It's just kind of this.
Don't have magical blades.
Magical blades, yeah, which are sort of greenish, in fact.
And it's just all tossed into this soup, right?
And so the father has sensed that Anakin is the chosen one.
and he's looking to stop doing this job that he's been doing for eons, or he senses that his time is drawing near.
So he's looking for a replacement father, and he thinks that Anakin, as the chosen one, can take over this role of keeping his kids in line.
So he's trying to test whether Anakin is the chosen one, and then when he determines that he is, he wants to install him as his replacement.
But all sorts of things go wrong, right?
There's a source of dark side power that Anakin taps into, and he turns to the dark side,
and then Obi-Wan and Asoka are trying to ally with the father and the daughter against the son,
who is suddenly gaining too much power and things are threatening to get out of whack.
So it's kind of a morality play, I guess.
The thing about it is all of the mortis gods end up dead.
The daughter ends up being transferred into Asoka.
via Anakin? So Asoka dies, and the daughter is also dying, and her last act is to transfer her
life force, her essence into Asoka to revive her. And Mori, the convo, the bird, the spirit animal,
was originally the daughter's spirit animal or pet or companion. And so now Mori follows
Asoka around everywhere because there's still some part of the daughter in her, right? So on the one
And when you bring something into the canon, it's almost like, well, wait, what about that force family?
And this was going to be a disaster if anything happened to them. And suddenly they're all dead, but nothing seems to have come of that, really. Right. So it's like when you introduce this, it's almost like you want to sweep it under the rug and forget that it ever happened because it should probably be the most important thing ever. Or I don't know, it seems like we're now kind of codifying it and returning to it. And obviously,
Foloni has been intrigued by this idea, and the mortis gods appear again in rebels, not in person or in spirit, but just as part of the portal to the world between worlds, which we did a recent lore segment about.
So you essentially enter the world between worlds on Walthall through this mural of the Mortis family, right?
So it is unclear, I think, about whether this is all real and actually,
happening. It's almost like the conversation we had about the world between worlds in Asoka and whether
that's a vision or not. There is a sort of inside the episode featurette from the time where Faluni's
talking about it and he was talking about how he was talking to the writer about how to visualize
all of this. And he said, you have to think of it like these are three entire episodes that take
place in the tree when Luke is on Dagaba. This is all spiritual. This is all metaphor. This is all
symbolic in some way. He also said many things in this arc of stories are a metaphor. Everything is
symbolic of everything that takes place in all six Star Wars films. So there is a line of thinking
that this didn't really happen, that this is Anakin kind of confronting the light in him, the dark,
and the good, and wrestling with that. And this is all just a representation of things that he's going
to go through or has already gone through. Or it could actually be real. And the
fact that Marai does appear in the physical world seemingly, unless, you know, and the fact that now
we have these statues seems to suggest that this was not all just a figment of the imaginations.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because when that arc is over, you know, they go to this planet where the distress call was and they just sort of wink out of existence briefly.
And then when it's all done, they wake up and it's like, oh, is this just a dream, right?
And the clones say, where were you?
You know, you were just gone for a second.
And they say, that felt like a really long time to us.
So there's some question about how real it all is.
And I like, well, I like this idea that mortis, the place that they go is like somewhat a spirit realm.
Because it always sort of bothered me this idea that like is Peridia or this other galaxy that they're going towards something to do with the mortis gods?
And I'm like, but haven't we already been to where the mortis gods are and isn't that mortis?
But if mortis is more of like a spiritual realm or a place inside your own head or inside your own heart or whatever, and this is the actual physical, an actual physical origin of something, that works for me.
Do you know what I mean?
I was just sort of like, didn't we already do this?
And don't we know what this happens?
Yeah.
I just went back and rewatch the episodes to get them straight in my head.
And there are a couple of quotes.
Obi-Wan says any conflict here could have dramatic repercussions for the universe at large.
And there's sort of a suggestion that the fact that the sun is gaining power is possibly why the Sith are ascendant, perhaps why the Jedi can't detect an unmask Sidious.
Maybe that is all just kind of flowing from the dysfunctional family of Mortis.
And he also says at one point, the planet is the force.
So it's really tough to say.
It could either mean everything or it could kind of mean nothing.
So it's complicated, essentially.
And maybe we will get some clarification, or maybe not.
Maybe it will remain mystical.
And there was another thing that Faloni said in The Featurette, he said,
The writers and I feel very strongly when we're bringing these types of episodes to screen,
George has to be more involved than normal because we have to get this stuff right.
Out of everything we do, we have to get this stuff right, because this is the force.
This is the whole ballgame.
And so I wonder whether, even though George isn't in front of the game, you know,
involved in an official capacity anymore. Obviously, Follone is his protege. And because this is something
that originally came from the mind of George Lucas and Flonny, I think, is careful about honoring his
wishes and how he views Star Wars, especially with such fundamental things as the Force. I wonder if he's
been chatting this over with the flannel one at some point. Hey, what do you think about this
Bailen storyline? So those are the broad strokes. I should also note, I guess, that Sam Whitwer
play as the Sun in his first Star Wars TV role. Of course, he'd been in video games prior to that.
So that was another momentous aspect of this. But yeah, it's really just, in the words of Freddie Mercury, is this the real life? Is this just fantasy still to be decided?
I really like, you know, we have no idea what this might hold for the future. But I love the, so like, because Mori, this convo, this sort of embodiment of the daughter shows up here.
I like this.
And because we're missing the daughter in the statuary here,
but Asoka is there and Asoka is like we're right where we're supposed to be.
I'm so intrigued by what role she might play and whatever, you know,
if we need someone to stand in as the daughter in order to seal something back or something like that,
I am intrigued by that as a future for Asoka.
Like she was always headed towards this ever since the daughter was resurrected inside of her.
She was always headed towards this is like what she's supposed to be doing.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's reminiscent of Baylon's speech in episode six where he's talking about as you get older, look at history, you realize it's all inevitable.
The fall of the Jedi, rise of the empire, it repeats again and and again and again.
What I seek is the beginning, so I may finally bring this cycle to an end.
And that is sort of reminiscent of things that the father says.
in this arc, the idea that it's just been kind of this eternal light side, dark side battle.
One side gets the upper hand at one time, another gets it at another time, and that that's maybe
mirrored in the galaxy at large or the galaxies. And so if Baylon is aware of these mortis gods,
then he thinks this is kind of the key to it all, this cycle. Maybe if I can go back,
I don't know, the world between worlds, go back and prevent this family from forming in the first place
It's hard to say because, again, the gods die at the end, and it's hard to say what the ramifications of that are, whether that plays into any subsequent events or actually doesn't.
Right.
But that would suggest.
I think there's the statues, which of course is that's right, the gods and why we're talking about them, but like the thing that he is gazing out at.
Yes.
Yeah.
That seems like the destination.
And so I think there's this interesting question of like everything that you guys have both said about the Mordas God.
and the ones and what's the origin, what was the destination, what's real, what's not.
But also like the question maybe of if this is where they first were, like what they
harnessed here, what they found here and what they harnessed potentially.
And like the other, the other comp, Ben, when you were saying, like citing some comps
between Baylon and the father, I think there's also, the other thing that popped into my mind
there is when he was saying to shin in the perhaps they,
a power greater than their own exchange about the great the great mothers something calls to me
can't you hear it something stirs here can't you see it can you see it from the mortis arc like
they were lord there yeah adakin was lord there by the father right all is lost the balance is
broken i thought by bringing you here i would but i have destroyed everything so again is there
some other power that came and filled the vacuum behind them that's doing the loring now is
the source of the power, the thing loring them, not necessarily the ones themselves.
I don't know, but there does seem to be some sort of parallel there and something drawing
you to it for one end.
We don't yet know.
Yeah.
And when we speculated about this earlier in the season, we also mentioned the character,
the entity of Abiloth, right?
And I think at the time we thought it was unlikely that that would turn out.
to be a solution. But then again, I would have said it would be unlikely that the mortis gods would
come back in a big way at some point, too. So you just never know. But just to be complete here,
Abilas, who again, I mean, also some similarities to that. Something is calling me something sinister,
right? This was connected to the mortis gods, but not currently canon. So an antagonist of the fate of the
Jedi series of books that was published just before Disney bought the franchise from George.
and so has been decanononized, but of course we know that felony loves to pull things back into canon.
And Abelah was the mother.
So this was a mortal person who was kind of a companion assistant to the father.
And because she was around these immortal deities all the time, wanted to also become immortal.
And so did some forbidden stuff to become immortal.
And that all went wrong.
And she became corrupted and became this kind of lovecraft.
and sort of entity and then had to be hunted down, right? But that, I mean, I don't know,
it seems like a lot to bring that in. When we talked about this last time, I think that's what we
said, like, there were whatever there were, just a couple episodes left in the season at that
point. And we were sort of skeptical that they could actually introduce this in that time. And
in that sense, I guess we were right. Right. So as, as unfulfilling as,
it is not to get all the answers at the end of a season,
I am somewhat relieved that they didn't attempt to cram all of this lore into the very end of the season.
Yeah, I think those, we're all on the same page that those,
the Baylon and the lore aspects of this are separate.
Like, it feels deeply sad to have gotten no time with Balin at the end of the season,
especially knowing that we will not get to see Ray Stevenson as the character again.
And it was such a remarkable performance.
we spent such intriguing, gripping, tantalizing time with Baylon and Shin early in the season.
So to not have them in a prominent way at the end, that was a letdown.
I agree on the mythology.
The mythology aspect, it actually felt right to just give us a taste of what might be coming
and not try to do too much here, leave that as the promise of something in the future.
There's not like much value in speculating about this, I guess, but I am curious,
Do you both think that something was re-edited at the end here?
Following Ray Stevenson's death to take more of the Baylon storyline out at the end
and maybe save it for however the only shape the character in the future or no?
My only theory on that, and I could be way off.
I have no evidence for this.
But my only theory is like perhaps I hope that Shin was always meant to be left behind,
but perhaps Shin was left behind
so that she could fulfill the bailin role.
You know what I mean?
Like if they choose not to recast or do something with that character,
that was my only thought.
But other than that, I don't know, to me,
it just felt like a big tease towards a big cool thing
that they had planned for the future.
A theory that I have,
I'm trying to think of an example of this trope.
Maybe Ben, you can help me with this.
Like, I can't think of it.
It's on the tip of my brain.
I can't think of it, but like the trope where a human character, a part of the fellowship,
has to then become like the threshold guardian, like stays behind to become, like to take
over the role of some other immortal mythical figure.
Do you know what I mean?
Not quite like Indiana Jones becomes the Grail Knight because he doesn't.
Right, but like of that nature where like if Indiana, if India had to stay and become the new
Grail night.
And so, like, Asoka having to stay to become the daughter to hold, to protect something,
to hold something back.
But, like, either way, whether or not they do something like that, the light on the
mountain was giving me grail night or, like, you know, the light cave on lost vibes, where
we need someone here protecting this, keeping it lit, whatever it is.
You know what I mean?
And maybe, yeah.
Azoka is going to be the new Jacob of this island.
And so do we think that's where this is heading?
Because Baylon, of course, said one must destroy in order to create.
He has talked about that beginning and ending that cycle.
So he is seeking to end something, to stop something, to prevent something.
And do we think that she will try to preserve it and protect it,
even though that cycle has caused a lot of strife and pain for her personally?
Do we see them as being opposed in that particular aspect of the next season?
Yeah, if he thinks it needs to be destroyed in order to reshape the force and she has to protect it, whatever it is.
Yeah, if she's still sort of the steward of the light side, even though she's not fully Jedi aligned anymore, maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah, if he thinks like we have to do away with the force entirely in order to stop this cycle.
And maybe she thinks, no, we can just bring it into better.
balance in some way or just to remove the force maybe would be worse than the curse of having
these sides go at each other over and over again because of whatever else would be lost at that
time. But yeah, it's tough. I was wondering just kind of how someone who is not as immersed in
the lore as we are or who is not listening to House of R for shame would have interpreted this finale
because I was looking at just various things that were written about this after the finale. And
I was looking at some comments and people were just like, oh, I just, I thought that was a bird.
You know, it's just like, yeah, I just thought those were statues, you know?
I mean, I guess you can you can look it up if you're curious, but I'm sure that a significant percentage of people who were watching that, you know, if hopefully there are still people watching Asoka who were not all in on Clone Wars and Rebels, et cetera, may not have picked up on those things.
And I wonder whether that would have caused the finale to seem even less fulfilling and satis.
that may have seemed to us, because for us, like, the tease of these concepts was enough
because we got some hint of where this was headed.
But if you weren't aware of this three-episode arc in the Clone Wars from 12-plus years
ago, then you may have been even more of, like, where did those characters go?
And what am I supposed to take from this?
I mean, I do think it, no matter what, I mean, I don't know why I'm being defensive when they
don't need me to defend them.
But, like, I think it is at least very cool and visually striking.
Yeah.
of like him standing on the fist and the, you know,
and all the Lord of the Ringsy stuff that it evokes.
Like, I think, I think that's, but yeah, you know,
for those who have complained about the show to say,
for the specific complaint of I feel left out of the loop,
I feel like I'm missing something that you have to have watched Clone Wars
in order to understand.
It's hard to argue with this moment,
which has a lot of significance for us and no significance.
for them, you know?
I think that's like the, it can be the opportunity inside of what Ben you're identifying
as maybe the kind of like shock of, wow, this is like a thing they're going to do, huh?
It is so relatively speaking, while the implications of the canon are vast, it's contained.
It's like a limited, finite amount of story that we've gotten so far.
So there's an opportunity to do something that are some people missing a little bit of that
backstory?
Yes.
but like a lot of this will be new for everybody very soon.
I'm excited.
I mean,
I love the Mortisark on Clone Wars.
It was a thrill to see them in the mural at the end of rebels.
My one concern, like Ben, I think you're you're citing a risk that I, that hadn't
really been top of mind for me in terms of just maybe how like weird and truly,
truly, truly, like high fantasy this can be.
That part's exciting to me.
I think the risk is apparent, right?
which is it's another potential version of like you go from soft sci-fi to hard sci-fi with
midi-chlorians because you think you need to define the force.
And even though this is not hard sci-fi and sci-fantasy, like that intention to try
to define the force has backfired considerably before.
So it's always a risk.
Do you want to leave the force as this, you know, thing that you feel and we get great exchanges
and quotes and conversations and we're constantly
redefining it, including in the season of TV, but we don't have actual strict definitional
like origin parameters around it? Or do you want to try to do more of that in a way that feels
like vibrant and exciting and like there are new possibilities? I am personally excited by it,
but I will concede that it's not a risk-free pursuit. It's a big swing for sure. Yeah, I don't think
it's out of line with George Lucas's sort of, you know, myth-making and just like,
storytelling style and trying to have sort of a profound philosophical layer aspect to the force.
But I think it then becomes, you know, if you're bringing in this family and it's like,
wait, did the force depend on this guy and his kids? Oh, is that what this is saying?
Or is that more symbolic or representative?
And so if Peridia is sort of the wellspring of the force in some sense, or if this is where
force use originated or where people first learn to harness the power of the force.
Is this a mortis gods?
Is this almost like, you know, how did humans learn to make fire?
Maybe this is where the mortis gods.
Yeah, maybe the mortis gods passed on force wielding to the original night sisters or their ancestors here.
But is this the James Mangold films?
That's supposed to be that movie.
Right, exactly.
Yeah.
Is that where this is set?
Yeah.
I wonder how Mangol felt about this.
I don't know.
I have questions.
Well, here's the question for you.
Do we want, how do you feel about the question of like, do we want to recast
Bailant's goal or do we want to do something else?
What do you guys think?
I'm pro recasting.
Yeah.
Assuming that there's still a significant part for this character to play here, which
certainly seems to be the case.
It's tough, obviously, just because Ray Stevenson was so.
riveting and mesmerizing as this character that it would just be a tough act to follow for
anyone. But your options are essentially, I mean, you know, assuming that we don't get into
weird Disney de-aging CGI resurrection territory, which I doubt would happen. But aside from that,
you know, either you do just write him out and you say, and Bailen died while he was trying to
do this thing. Return to his own planet. Yeah, right. And now it should.
will take over for him or something.
Or you can just recast.
Disney obviously has been hesitant to do that and has gone to these great technological lengths
to give us younger Leia or younger Luke, right?
And those characters, I get it.
You know, I don't necessarily agree, but I get it.
Of course, they're iconic and they're so associated with their original actors.
Bailet's goal is great is maybe my favorite part of the series.
And Ray Stevenson was amazing.
but I don't think there's enough of a legacy to this character
to say that it could only ever be played by one person.
Mal, what do you think?
Yeah, I think that the performance was sensational
and it's like deeply sad to confront the fact
that we won't get to see Ray Stevenson as Bailen again.
But I think the character sparked something
in our collective imagination as Star Wars fans
that is like precious.
And I think honestly, like they have to take it.
tend to and cultivate.
Like, it's just outside of Asoka, if we think about the number of Star Wars stories, movies,
films, movies and films are the same thing.
Schemes and plots, movies and films.
If we think about the number of stories where when they fail or they fall short, part of what
we go back to is why do we have to do thing X all the time?
Why is it always about the Skywalker's?
Why is it always about Palpatine?
Why is it always X, Y, or Z?
Baylon and Shin, the Baylon most of all, felt fresh and imaginative.
And like it sparked something inside of us that I think would be like desperately sad to to not continue.
We're so invested in learning more about the character.
Like some of our greatest laments about the season are that we didn't get to learn about a given aspect of his backstory or motivation or what changed when he stood on Peridia and realized that the stories and the fairy tales and the folklore were real.
Like there's so much here.
And the performance was sensational.
It is just like truly memorable in something we will cherish and revisit for the rest of our lives as Star Wars fans.
But I think it would be it's a really hard role to step into, but I think it would be really sad if we didn't get any more Baylon moving forward.
I have a ghoulish idea.
I have an idea I don't can't, I don't know if it's ghoulish to suggest an actor at this point.
But like I just got into my head the idea of because I think because of it's,
of his nightly demeanor of Ian Glenn in the role.
You lose the size.
Like, he's not as big and imposing as Ray Stevenson is.
But in terms of that sort of like inherent chivalric, you know,
but falling on harder times persona, like, that's Ian Glenn, is it not?
With a beard.
Can you see the vision?
So I think Ray Stevenson is actually like pretty irreplaceable, but I think, you know, there are a few performers who could get kind of close.
I've also seen people suggest Russell Crow, which would be like an interesting, like, in honor of this character who we are so excited by and invested in.
Like we can only possibly replace Ray Stevenson with a literal Oscar winner.
Like that's, you know, that's what we could do.
And like, you know, Rusty can bring that sort of like big physical imposing.
Ness if he decides he wants to.
So I don't know, there's some options.
I don't think there are zero options for this,
but I think it should be a recast.
And I don't even think they should, like,
I think it should be a recast,
a Dario-esque,
let's not even really talk about it recast.
Right.
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Of course, you've got all sorts of mystical force stuff going on.
So if you wanted to come up with some excuse for why the new actor looks different,
you probably could.
It wouldn't be weirder than anything else that's going on.
with the mortis gods, but I agree. I think we would all understand and accept it. And I saw some of those
same names suggested. A lot of people seem to be suggesting Leav Schreiber, maybe partly because he is also
large, and there's maybe a facial resemblance at least. I've seen some Sean Bean suggestions
too, right? And I don't think he's big enough. I mean, there's all sorts of movie and TV magic
you can do, of course. But I don't know. I think he has the right manner.
and demeanor.
But I thought of Ian Glenn
because I figured that would be
an easy sell on this podcast.
But I thought of like Ben Daniels
who was amazing in the latest
foundation season.
Love Ben Daniels.
Yeah.
And I thought of Holt McAllenie from Mine Hunter.
He's American.
I don't know.
Oh, wow.
Okay, first of all, Ben Daniels,
with love and respect,
we cannot use Ben Daniels
because he has already Captain Hanson Mustache
in Star Wars.
And I can't bring him back.
But that is really good because that Mindhunter actor was in, is it called Lights Out?
That show that he was on.
He was in like a boxing show.
Oh my God.
He's so good in that show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But that's a great one.
Yeah.
That's a great one.
I think maybe my number one though, unless he's just been in so many genre properties at this point that one more would be one too many.
But I could see Graham McTavish.
inheriting this part because he has, I think the, he has an accent.
He has, yes, he can be kind of heroic but also kind of an anti-hero or sort of a villain opponent,
but kind of like he has a point of that kind of character.
But I've just enjoyed him so much in everything, like Outlander.
He's great in Outlander.
Yeah.
The Witcher.
Aquaman, like the Hobbit, Colony, Castlevania, lots of video games.
Wow.
Now you stack it up.
He's got to cross off Star Wars, I guess, on the list.
But he's also big, right?
And I think being big is crucial to this part because just that presence that Stevenson
had just looming over shin or Asoka.
When he's like fighting Asoka and sort of like bearing down on her with a broadsword, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, point being, the big point is Ray Stevenson, absolute icon, incredible, incredible, incredible performance.
It will be, those are all great options.
It will be tremendously difficult for literally anyone to capture what he captured here.
Yeah.
And it'll be difficult for them to translate the mortis gods into live action and make that comprehensible and compelling to people.
But I'm intrigued.
And I wonder.
I hope that this is something that makes the tent bigger, not smaller, because I think there's one
interpretation of this that's just, this is for the diehards. This is for people who do a lore segment
on a hours-long podcast about Star Wars every week, right? And that only we could possibly care
about this kind of thing and that it's a turnoff to everyone else or that it requires homework,
that you have to watch all this stuff or listen to a podcast or watch an explainer, right? But I think
Another interpretation could be that this is different for Star Wars.
This is Star Wars branching out.
Maybe it's reaching out to people who are more into the fantasy mystical elements of things.
And I'm always interested in a franchise that's 45 plus years old, trying new things and going in new directions and trying to be different things for people that could appeal to different audiences potentially.
Or it could all backfire tremendously.
But it should be an interesting experiment at the very least.
Well, it's a reason why I'm so excited.
Sometimes the bleed of Talson slices you in your own gut, you know?
It was still mystical while you had it.
It's a reason why I'm really excited for Acolyte is like one of the top things on my radar for Star Wars because it does feel like so different.
So we'll see.
Thank you, Ben.
This is wonderful.
Benjamin, thank you.
Another season in the books, man.
Yeah, we did it.
I don't know if Fisoka did it, but we did it.
We sure did.
Okay.
From Mortis Gads to Easterer.
Janna.
What was your favorite Easter egg from this episode?
The Argonath.
I mean, how is it not the Argonaut?
Of course.
Yeah.
Gotta be.
Yeah.
Has to be.
Yeah.
Okay.
We have the same one.
Oh, okay.
I mean, also, shout out Ezra, stealing Storm Trooper Armor.
Yeah.
One of my favorite things of all the time.
And, of course, the freaking Narnia reference, just very validating personally.
Twin cores, all of it.
Yeah.
All of it.
We had a good time.
Whigwatch?
No wig watch this week.
If this episode had Netflix subtitles.
Do you have one, Joanna?
The moldering mandible of a death trooper snaps at purple-haired horse user
straining towards a perfectly reasonable use of the force.
It's great.
We chose the same moment.
I love when that happens.
What's yours?
Mine is Flesh to Stens Wetly.
Dot, dot, dot.
From shorn jaw of zombieified trooper
who waited 12 years for rescue
in canonical graveyard
only to be brained by first time force-wielder.
Oh, boy.
And there's only one way we can conclude.
The finale pod, the Asoka season pod.
Our friendship.
I hope not.
No.
I hope that lives beyond this pod.
Good God.
How many days since?
See, that's what I like about you, Mando.
That big smile of yours lets you get away with anything.
You set that clock.
Joanna.
Well.
We're adding six, not seven this time, because we're recording on Thursday, not Friday.
So it could have been even worse.
I think of it that way.
It's only Thursday.
Lemon.
It has been 603 days since I have seen Cobbant.
And no one has thought to get me a webcam for my personal object of affection.
Mallory, how are you feeling?
Well, we have a name for Sabine's Lothcat, sweet bububah, merly, delightful.
I love this.
coined the term Murpur.
Yeah.
In the Ring of Rose Group,
Jav, it's just sublime.
Sublime.
44 days since we've seen
Mur on the show,
but it's only been two days
and since we got
Merley Cam from...
And I suspect mere minutes
since you last checked in on it.
So, you know.
This was a gift.
Thank you.
Truly.
Thank you to Star Wars.
Wow.
Yeah.
Thank you to Star Wars social.
Your true Jets.
Incredible stuff.
Anything else, Joe?
Final thoughts?
I'm just burdened with glorious purpose for our next show.
I know.
I'm so excited.
Me too.
I can't believe we get to cover Loki together a show that we both have false memories of having previously covered together.
And now we get to.
All right, friends.
We did it.
We have a method, not a system or anything resembling a process, but still another season of deep dives is under our belts.
That is a wrap on Asoka Season 1.
We had a blast. Thank you for traveling to this new galaxy with us. Thank you for listening all season.
And thank you, of course, to our favorite force wielders, Steve Allman, for producing this episode.
Arjuna Ram Gapal for his additional production work on this episode and Jomi Adonan for his work on the social for this episode. Remember, head over to the Ring ofverse right now.
Midnight Boys Instant Reaction on episode one of Loki season two. It's up. Jessica's breakdown of the Easter eggs in the Loki premiere.
Come in on Saturday. Pop back over to House of Ar.
Monday morning-ish, ish,
ish, ask Loki Season 2 premiere deep dive from us.
Until then,
maybe this is where a Ronan such as you belongs.
