House of R - 'House of the Dragon' Episode 6 Deep Dive
Episode Date: September 28, 2022It's time to jump to the future and dive deep into the sixth episode of 'House of the Dragon' with Mal and Joanna! First, they give their brief overall impressions of this important episode (05:59). T...hen, they dive into the Dragonpit and go deep into the plot details and analysis of the episode (11:11). Later, they give out the episode's awards, as well as look into book spoilers and see what they can predict for the future (02:45:23). If you would like to email Mal and Joanna about the show, you can reach them at hobbitsanddragons@gmail.com. Hosts: Joanna Robinson and Mallory Rubin Senior Producer: Steve Ahlman Social: Jomi Adeniran Addition Production Support: Arjuna Ramgopal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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What are children?
but a weakness, a folly, a futility.
Through them you imagine you cheat the great darkness of its victory.
You persist forever in some form or another,
as if they would keep you from the dust.
But for them, you surrender what you should not.
You may know what is the right thing to be done,
But love stays the hand.
Into the Ringerverse, here on the Ringer podcast network.
I'm Mallory Rubin, and it is my absolute pleasure to invite you not only to the training yard,
but also to join us on the Ringer's Nexus podcast feed for all things fandom.
Joining me today, now that she's finished telling me that the truth has many flavors
and that meat without wine is also a sin.
It's my house of our working.
Go host, Joanna Robinson.
Malarie, did you pick that quote about taste to needle me about the fact that I've lost my sense of taste and smell right now?
It was more to inspire you because I know that Laris is your deeply problematic fave.
So I just wanted to get a lot of Laris in here right at the top.
for you.
Yeah.
You thought my fondest for Jamie Lannister was a problem.
Welcome to my Laris phase.
Oh, God.
We are, of course, here today to dive deep.
Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep.
Into House of the Dragon.
Episode 6, The Princess and the Queen, written by Sarah Hess, directed by Miguel
Sopachnik.
But before we show off on our dragons for all of Pentos,
Some programming reminders.
The Midnight Boys,
Poo-Pew!
We'll be with you tomorrow.
Wednesday to break down
episode four of Andor
Sublime Show.
Can't wait for that.
Wonderful.
On Thursday,
Ben Limburg will be back
to chat about She-Hulk episode seven.
And then on Friday,
Joe and I will be back
for our House of Our Deep dive
into episode six.
Already episode six?
I can't believe we're almost done.
I'm getting very emotional about it of rings of power.
And then on Sunday, Joe and I will be back with Christopher Ryan for Talk to Thrones on Hot D.
Episode 7.
Joe, where can people follow all of that?
And how can they reach us if they're so inclined?
Oh, my God.
If you are a listener of this podcast or perhaps even my high school English teacher or maybe your Mallory's,
mom. You can email us,
hobbits and dragons at gmail.com. We will read all of your emails. Such a thrill,
such a joy. You guys are really crushing it on that front. You can also
follow us on all the socials, right? Twitter, Instagram,
Facebook, TikTok, wherever you can find us. You will find us at the ringerverse.
And then, I mean, the real thing you need to do is subscribe to the podcast on wherever you get your
podcast, but maybe make it Spotify.
That way you won't
miss in the words of Stephen Tyler
a thing. So
was that the surprise?
Steve's told us he has an audio surprise
for us this episode. That's not the surprise.
That's not the surprise. I'm braced
for it.
It's disappointing.
Another week.
Another
cravenly bowing
to the legal department and not letting
us put Aerosmith on this podcast.
All right.
Oh boy. And our last reminder at the top here is the same one you always get right here at the top. It's our friendly neighborhood spoiler warning. Because today's podcast, as you might a guess, will feature plot details from the episode of television that we're here to discuss. That's Hot D episode six. All of that's on the table today. Everything from Hot D to date. Anything that happened in Game of Thrones. On the book front, we will be incorporating book canon from Song of Ice and Fire and Fire and Blood throughout our chat.
for Lauren's site historical context parallels.
The bulk of our pod will not feature any future details from fire and blood.
All future fire and blood info will be contained in a separate book spoiler talk section
at the end of the pod.
You'll have another spoiler warning before that section begins.
Programming reminders dispensed.
Steve once again failing to give us our aerosmith.
That means it's time for our opening.
snapshot. It's time to rally the realm. Joe, this was a big one. Oh, boy. The dragon screech can't be good for your throat.
Every time that I hear it without the dragon screech, I just want you to know, like, I hear the screech echo in my head.
Okay. Yes. It's a phantom screech. You know, it's always with you at the end of any sound cue.
Big episode, Joe. The time jump, the cast, reset. We are a
at the midway mark here of this first season of Hot D.
We have so much to get into today.
Right here at the top, quick overall impressions.
New cast, how did the 10-year time jump work for you?
How did you enjoy this episode of TV?
I really, really loved this episode.
I was worried about the massive time jump when we first, you know, heard that this was coming.
And I think, especially in the opening minutes with,
first, Emma Darcy as Renera and then the long walk through the keep and then meeting
Olivia Cook is Allison. I think this episode just so brilliantly put us in with these women in a way
that did not feel jarring to me. There were some other things that did feel a little jarring
to me and we'll talk about them on a case-by-case basis. But I think this episode contains both
the best of the time jump and also some of the unfortunate side effects of the time jump.
And that being said, you know, like, I think one of the better things that we can dwell on right now is just all the history.
Like, because I kept imagining, what if we had just started here?
What if we had just started with Olivia Cook and Emma Darcy in these roles?
And then we were filled in via exposition or flashback on some of their childhood.
But I just really feel like we needed the time with these women as young girls to see them pushed to the place where we find them.
So I think it was really smart.
Now, maybe could we have taken even more time?
Possibly, I have a sort of like book spoiler reason why I think that they didn't take more time.
So we'll talk about that in the book spoiler section.
But that's sort of where I am.
I see the positives and the negatives.
but overall I was just really overwhelmed and overjoyed by these two new actors joining the cast
and the possibility of where we can go from here.
How about you, Mallory?
I feel very similarly.
I am absolutely blown away by the new performers and the new cast.
I was really worried about the 10-year time jump.
And, you know, as you said, and as we will talk about more as we go today,
there are certain characters who suffered from that jump.
certain plot points and storylines that I think we really feel the missing time.
But broadly, this episode worked much better when I was anticipating.
I was worried this was going to be extremely jarring in a real struggle.
And I think for a lot of the reasons you already sketched out, giving us that time early
to familiarize ourselves with the new performers and with the characters at this point in their lives,
I was able to orient a lot more quickly.
And overall, I enjoyed the episode quite a bit.
I also, like, thought that this episode had some of the rye humor that we've been longing
for.
I laughed more in this episode, even though it is a very dark and disturbing episode in numerous respects.
And I also thought that the episode felt more expansive in a really welcome way just because
we hit more locations, you know, in addition to being in Kings Landing where we are
for the bulk of the episode, we get to spend time across the narrow sea in Pentos.
We pop over to Harenhall for some family horror.
We get a moment on Dragonstone.
So all in all, a lot to talk about.
Not to delay us talking about all the things we're going to talk about.
But last week on Trial by Content, the show that I do with Dave Gonzalez, Neil Miller,
what a great show.
You should subscribe to it.
Follow on Spotify or wherever you get your podcast.
Yeah, that sounds great.
Neil Miller was saying he was like, well, I think Emma Darcy's version of Renier
is going to be more severe.
And I just found the opposite.
I found so much of that warmth and humor
that we are familiar with in Renera present.
And I think just a lot of shots
that they've chosen for the trailers
have been maybe more severe, dramatic moments
because that's usually what they pick for a trailer.
But I was pleased with...
I was just really, really taken with Emma Darcy.
I think they're really incredible.
So, yeah, strongly agree.
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Is it time for our chronological beat by beat dragon wing by dragon wing episode six deep dive into the dragon pit we go?
Oh, God.
Never not good.
How are you feeling since you made that noise?
You remember when you made that noise and you were so worried about this season of television podcasting?
How are you feeling now midway through?
like about the fact that I'm capable of emitting that kind of sound or just more broadly about
this experience.
I'm having the time of my life.
Yeah, we're doing it.
It's fun.
It really has been a blast.
I am, uh, I'm having so much fun talking about House of the Dragon and Rings of Power
every week.
Like, so much fun.
I really don't want it to end.
Yeah.
I really, really don't want it to end.
Before we dive into the actual episode, we should note at the top here,
An update to the opening credits.
We have some new coursing rivers of blood making their way towards some new sigils.
We get to zoom in and linger on one of your favorite bits of fashion from the entire season so far, Damon's winged helmet.
We have a sigil for Lena.
We have two eggs for Bella and Raina, Damon and Ler.
Lena's kids, and then we get Reneira's three strong sons.
So that's a lot of updating there in the opening credits.
Exciting stuff.
Can't believe you call them strong.
You're trying to get yourself executed for treason.
Anyway.
Yeah.
More rivers of blood to come.
Can't wait to see where that blood gush is next, you know?
Oh, my God.
Is it weird that that made me once so.
Gushers fruit snacks. Just when I hear the word gushes, it makes me crave a gusher. Were you a gushers kid?
Did you like gushers? No, I was not a gusher's kid at all. I don't like, you know, I don't like when like unexpected, like I don't know how to say this. Anyway, you can't say you simply cannot say what you're about to say. Or you can because there is a first contains adult content and you could just follow yourself by saying phrasing there like you usually say to me, you know? There is a gum brand in the 80.
I don't know if it survived into the 90s called chur
and it was similar to a gusher
and that it had like a little pocket of goo
in the same, I don't like it.
I don't like any of it.
I love it.
So, you know, it's almost time,
almost time for our seasonal tradition
of a candy discussion on the pod.
So carve out some time in October.
We are aligned on so many things.
And then when it comes to candy,
we are the like mortal enemies.
It seems like sworn rivals.
Yeah.
Bitterest of foes.
The dance of the candy.
The Allison Tier-Rinera.
Oh, I think that makes me the bad person.
Okay.
I do have impeccable candy taste, so that tracks.
All right.
Let's start where the episode begins with the Queen's summons.
Allison's call for new baby Jaff, Renera and Lenore's trip to Allison's chambers
Vassarissa's visit, all of it. But let's start right at the beginning because our first glimpse
of adult Reneira post-time jump comes during childbirth. It is, of course, impossible not to think back
to our first episode with Reneira and Emma and their royal womb's discussion and all of that
history and how that weighed on Reneera and guided her. The way Reneer said to Damon in episode four,
my mother was made to produce airs until it killed her. I won't subject myself to the same fate. And yet we
see here, not only this, the cementing of how much time has passed in maybe a way that nothing
else could have achieved quite like this, not just to realize that Reneira is a mother now,
despite all of her reservations, but that this is her third child and that she is a,
as we see right away, doting, devoted mother and not only has moved into this phase of her life,
but cares deeply, deeply about it. How did you feel about this?
This is our first glimpse to orient us anew to where Rainira is in her life now.
I love this.
Starting in this really extremely vulnerable moment for Reneura, and as you say, immediately
seeing that tenderness.
And so knowing that this girl's fear is something that she has overcome to a certain degree,
knowing, of course, that she's probably thinking about her mother in this moment.
I really loved this observation from one of the Girls Gotten Cannon co-hosts,
who's at Arrhythmic, eryth metric on Twitter.
She observed that there are no maesters in the room here.
It's midwives only.
And I love this idea.
Like, we don't know how much Rineira knows about what happened with her mom.
We don't know.
But, like, I love this idea that she's, like, get these quacks out of here.
Or, like, surrounding with female energy only.
or whatever it is, but I just thought it was really notable that it was only women in the birthing
room with her.
And I just, I, and it's, it's, the, the folly sound in this moment.
We will talk about that later, but I, again, I think it's, it's really specific, the way in which
they are drawing that comparison and that line between the violence of childbirth and the violence
of war and battle and tourneys and whatever it may be for the men of this world.
So I know a lot of people were sort of put off by the sounds,
but I think it's really unflinching and really puts us there for like what these women have to go through.
And then what we see Rineer do next, which is both pig-headed in a way that she doesn't need,
because she could just let someone take the baby.
She could, right?
So it's both like stubborn pig-ed-ed-ed-old.
Aless and twin.
But very brave at the same, you know, it's both of these things where you're just sort of like,
okay, you don't have to put yourself through this, but I really admire your grit as you do it,
you know?
Absolutely.
I think unflinching is a great way to describe it.
And the filmmaking in this sequence is so interesting, not only the one shot, the continuous shot of the walk,
but in the opening stretch here with the birth, passing the afterbirth, sponging Reneera's head,
dressing Rainira, snipping the umbilical cord. The camera is right there up against everybody in the
middle of what is transpiring. It is such a close and personal and deeply intimate way to be
reintroduced to Renira at this phase in her life. And it really embeds us, the sounds you mentioned,
but also that proximity of the camera, to the realities of childbirth. And I thought that that was
really important. And similarly, extending those realities on that walk, we have
We have interesting things to observe on the walk to Allison's chambers and on the walk out.
But on the walk, too, the fact that in Leonora is with Rainer, as we'll hit in a second,
but the fact that Ramira has to move through this throng of the assembled, the people of court,
who are there to say hello, offer congratulations, but also gawk at her pain, at the realities of womanhood,
just being fully on display in a way that a male claimant or would be heir,
we just never have to contend with.
That was so interesting to me.
But also something that Allison would never, ever, ever do, right?
Like, Reneira, again, similar to that borghawk through camp, you know, where she's spattered in blood
and she's like, we get all the various interesting reactions to that borgwock,
but she's just sort of like, why should I care about what?
what you think of me here.
And again, we'll see how
I actually genuinely don't know
since there are so many interesting
book developments and book departures
exactly how this aspect
of this version of Renera
will play out as things go
forward. But it is so
like will that come back to bite
her how much she doesn't
care about propriety
or will that be an advantage
for her going forward? I'm actually not entirely
certain. But what we do know is that
Alicent is playing her game inside certain rules of femininity and Reneira is playing her game.
Or actually, at this point, not even wanting to play, but just sort of like making up her own rules and saying, you know, if why should I care?
Yeah, this is the reality.
You want me to be a birthing machine for the realm.
This is the reality.
There will be blood, you know.
Right.
A literal trail of blood, not only from Allison's chamber, but of course who was posted out.
that door, Kristen, just unbelievable scene choreography there. Immediately this opening sequence,
the birth, the walk, the exchanges in Allison's chambers establishes multiple and resets
multiple key dynamics for us, which is really necessary in this episode that in essence
functions as this reset, the second pilot. Let's start with Allison and Renira. We chatted
bit on Talk to Thrones about how things have flipped for them.
Allison is the queen, all caps, no room to doubt the command and control that she is seeking
to exert in all situations.
Reneer, meanwhile, still stubborn, as you noted, but figuring out how to navigate the castle
maze thinking carefully about the ramifications of her decisions, Ryan Condal had a line
on the inside of the episode about how she has had to exit this phase of being this impetuous
teenager and become more calculating, in essence.
How did that work for you?
That flipping, that inversion, did that feel like a natural enough evolution based on where
we had last left them?
We got a really, I don't have it in front of me, I apologize, but we got a really interesting
email talking about like.
I'm so sorry.
I never expect it when you're not actually reading an email, but Steve,
always at the ready. Yeah, just for the word email. It's great.
Steve's never sleeping. All right. So one of the emails that we got, we got many emails about
the recasting and how people feel about it. And one of the ideas was this idea of Allison was maybe
less jarring because we are so used to seeing Allison have to hop through many stages of her life already.
We've seen her become a wife. We've seen her become a mother. We've seen her be enormously pregnant.
we've seen her juggling large crying children, like all this sort of stuff like that.
So every time we see Allison again, she's in another phase of like, okay, what does she have
to contend with this time?
Right.
With Renira up until, you know, the wedding that closes out the first five episodes, she's like
teen girl, teen girl, teen girl, you know what I mean?
Like lost her virginity at one point, but like we're not seeing her have to go through these
other sort of enforce maturation points.
So maybe the leap, I didn't find it jarring, but maybe for people who did, the leap from that
Reneira to this, Reneira feels a little bit more jarring because we haven't had that much.
But I love what we see here, which is someone who is like tired and doesn't want to play
Allison's game, but also does not want to let Allison win.
And there are just moments, you know, where just little moments, little facial expressions.
One of my favorite being like when Allison does get a hold of the baby
and Reneer is just sort of like, you know, like I just don't want you to have your hands
on my baby.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
I agree.
The facial expression acting across this episode was sublime.
I thought that Lainor delivered a really key line in this sequence where he says,
I thought we were past to this.
He doesn't understand why this farce is playing out.
And I thought that that neatly conveyed to us that this is not,
not only not a new tension,
but the constant,
the pot is always at a boil now between these people.
And that prologue of those first five episodes,
as you noted earlier,
it, I will reserve final judgment,
I think, on the pacing and overall structure and flow of the season
until maybe not just the end of the season,
but the end of the series
when we can look back on this
and really assess in full.
I have moments.
I definitely agree that it was necessary
and I'm glad that we got the time
with these characters,
even though I have moments
where I wonder about a certain recalibration.
But I think that like
we needed that time with everyone.
You know, imagine if you would only see
Viceris in this state
and had never seen anything
about Vicer's struggles
and this,
this absolute anguish and existential dread about what kind of ruler he's going to be through
those first five episodes. We just have a completely different read on who he is as a character.
And I think with Allison and Renera, most of all, and these divisions that are taking root and
setting in, understanding how these people came to feel this way about each other was the point
of those five episodes. And I think we feel that bearing fruit here. I was, despite the evolution
and feeling like natural to me as a result of all of that,
I was so blown away by how cruel Allison was being here
to call for the baby while the afterbirth is still passing.
This is really harrowing to watch from Allison.
And not only that, but for her to paste it over
with that sort of like, Renira, you should be resting after your labors.
That was sick.
gas, that gaslighty, you know, like, sacchar and BS from Allison. Yeah, it's just really, it's, and so what we are, I mean, if we choose to think about it this way, what we are forced then to do is to mourn the actual nice young woman that we met. Right. And the tragedy of that, absolutely. And is she gone? I don't know, but you think about Renira and Allison in the sept, that beautiful sequence with them with all the lit candles, and that,
genuine exchange of empathy and then to be here. It's very, very upsetting. I completely agree.
The way that Reneira responded to that, you should be resting in line with. I have no doubt you
would prefer that, your grace, the fact that they're almost openly engaging in this farcical
exchange that everybody understands to be theater and play acting. Oh, boy. How about Reneira and
Laner. Yeah, so this, like the other aspect of this whole opening sequence, in addition to
getting us inside, Reneer's head really quickly, getting us to understand what Alicent, who Alicent has
become, there's also a really tricky, without stopping to explain the family dynamics. I think this
was a really elegant, this episode was written by Sarah Hess, who did a lot of work on Orch's
the new black, really elegant interpersonal dynamics between Lainor and Reneer and then
eventually with adding Harwin into the mix. But like us understanding that they are on the same
side, that they have a genuine affection and, and like understanding of each other. And we,
we are going up the stairs together. We are going to do this together. I'm coming with you.
I should hope so. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I love that.
Yeah, it was great to see right away the way that their partnership is so firmly intact.
The arrangement that they made is working, but that also doesn't mean it's neat and tidy
and without its challenges.
And I think that the episode would quickly convey that to us as well, even with something
like the naming when Lainer offers up, Joffrey is the name, of course, for his former lover,
Joffrey, who Kristen had killed in the prior episode, but 10 years previously, like, we know from
Fire and Blood that Lainor had been trying to name every child, Joffrey.
Can this one be Joffrey? Can this one be Joffrey? It's so heartbreaking. And Corliss and
Fire and Blood doesn't allow it. So you get these, like, friction points and these little bits of
tension, but inside of this commitment to soldiering through together in the face of this common
threat and that walk gives us that really like organic glimpse into the way that they interact with
each other, even though the circumstance is so extreme and so heightened.
Yeah, and I had to wonder if that like, if this particular Joff moment, which Shakespeare
Reneer by surprise, was inspired by the fact that he had to walk past Kristen Cole, you know what
I mean, like to get into that room. So you had to walk past Kristen and be like, okay, let's name this
kid Joffrey.
But what I love about that is that, again, that united front, you know, we'll talk a little bit later about Allison and her ideas of, like, who is family and who isn't in this larger dynamic.
And so, like, Lainor and Reneer are presenting their united front, and they will just, Reneer will express her displeasure later, but certainly not in front of Allison.
You know what I mean?
And also, like, you mentioned Corliss.
We're going to talk about Viseris for a second and his response to this kid, but, like, I'm, we don't see him in this episode.
And I'm very curious what Corlis thinks about the fact that none of his grandkids look anything like his son.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
How is that going to go over?
It's a great question.
Before we get to hysterics, I'm glad that you just mentioned Kristen because it was, it made my heart race to see Reneira and Lainor both have to walk past him.
And the way he says, princess, like that these people have to exist in the same space with each other every day for 10 years after what happened in episode five.
we think of everything with Renira, but poor Lanor as well, as you noted, like, this is so horrific
to have to have to have to look at this person who did this horrible, horrible thing to you. And I think
that, like, not everything about the pacing of season one has worked for me. There's a lot of stuff
that we've missed in the time jumps that I really long for and crave. But those moments,
Reneira and Lainer are holding Joffrey walking into Allison's room past Kristen. Lainor looking back
over that trail of blood at Kristen
as Renera around the bend
and Kristen gave him a sub
yeah exactly
lifting his chin
those moments don't register for us
and resonate with us instantly
the way that they do here
if we haven't gotten those
prior five episodes they just
they just don't
Vassaris
with a lot of love and respect
for our guy Vassaris Targaryen
who is struggling
but also in some ways thriving
inside of this episode
our guy looks 9,000 years old.
When we see the little just like waving sleeve
and realize that he has lost his decaying arm,
it was just quite a reintroduction to Viseras.
I was thrilled to see him.
I have heard from a lot of people, anecdotally,
colleagues, friends, family members.
They are baffled by this.
They're just like, I thought he was dead
because the show moved him to within an inch of death
at the end of the prior episode.
I find it strange that this show made no attempt to explain inside of this episode how he is still alive.
Right.
And that they accelerated his health so rapidly in the earlier section of the season, knowing that they wanted him around through the 10-year time jump.
I guess that was just to like accelerate everybody else thinking, hey, he could go at any moment.
thinking about the future.
This guy keeps fainting in front of everyone.
Do we want to talk about, I mean, we had it down to talk about a little later, but do we want to talk about the like book context and the and the maister dynamic?
Go for it.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, so we see on the small council later that Maester Melos is no longer there.
Mallory and I presume he's dead, but no one says anything.
It's just not mentioned.
We guess he's dead.
poor Beesbury, who will sit with him at weddings now, I don't know.
But Orwell, who has been there since the beginning, but is the younger maister who always seemed to have, like, maybe we shouldn't just dump maggots on the problem, suggestions, is now sitting on the small council.
And in the context of the book, there was this idea that his poultices and potions and tinctures did a lot to sustain Viseris.
and revive him and extend his life.
So hilarious that they decided that wasn't worth mentioning,
but that's, I guess, some book context that we can provide.
Oh, God.
Love a tincture, Joe.
Love a tincture.
Me too.
I know that about you.
I know it.
Here's what we can say definitively about Fissaris.
He looks marvelous.
Couldn't be happier to meet his new grandson,
just genuinely, like, really sweetly holding him,
rocking him, whispering to him.
Now he is doing this in a complete and total bubble that is ignoring, even when he is later
pressed on it multiple times, which we'll get to, ignoring the whispers and the murmurs that
would seek to tear the family apart.
He's delighted.
He's having a great time.
And crucially, it's not just a tenderness that he is showing toward his grandchild there.
He has a real sweetness and tenderness with Ramira in this sequence, the way that he
embraces her, the way that he says, well done, my girl.
we can see that they are in a stronger place with each other than when we left them.
Can I love, okay, we avoided, on Talk of Thrones, we avoided using the C word, but I'm going to use it here now.
I didn't avoid it.
Just because I love that Reneira says, I think I called the midwife a cunt.
And then I'm like, oh.
Yeah, and I think that speaks to him.
Like, that's Reneira being Reneera, right?
That's a certain Reneer.
So, like, she has fulfilled the role that he asked her to,
which is make this political marriage pop out some kids.
Sure up your succession, right?
Yeah.
She's done it in a way that has not made things very safe for her,
but she has done it.
And so in that way, Viseris is grateful to her for having done that.
Right.
But she's still Reneira,
and he just seems a bit more accepting of that
because she has at least made this other concession.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, Kingslanding.
Damn me.
It contains a tone on gods be good.
We get a glimpse here, a taste, a morsel of what will be one of the defining focuses of this episode, the parentage question.
We see here right away, Allison's suspicion, her crusade, setting the tone for this focus.
Allison goes to
check the baby's
hair. Now,
a couple things here. Obviously,
a lot of characters come
later in the story, book and show alike,
who are Targaryens who
don't have the silver
and blonde hair.
John Snow, for example,
spoiler.
Heard of him.
Ever heard of him.
But I was thinking,
given the focus on the hair, and it's not just the hair,
obviously there's a lot of talk about their, their, their features and how just how they look
like strong and they don't have the featuring of the Valerians and of Lainor.
But on the hairfront, it is interesting that the show changed Reneas's hair color,
because in the books, Renice has dark hair from the Barathean side of her lineage.
And so there's like, there could have been if they had kept the, the black hair on Reneas,
someone to point to it just be like, this is like a thing that happens, but they changed it.
So it's very notable here.
Emma Aaron, Renira's mom, right?
Making Emma Aaron, who is part Targaryen,
but making her super, super blonde.
And then, of course, there is the, like, added element of the fact
that the show decided to make House Valerian, like,
mixed race, make Leonor, like, half black.
And so the idea of, you know,
all of us who are book readers who knew this parentage question was coming,
knew that it was just going to be that much harder for Renira
to try to claim these babies came from Lainor
if they come out white,
you know, as they do.
Don't tell that to Fasaris,
who mentions that he thinks the baby
has Lainor's nose.
Everybody is looking at each other
at Fasareth in that moment.
Incredible camera work in that stretch.
We get this delicious exchange
between Alicant and Lainor
where she says,
do keep trying, Sir Lainor,
sooner late.
you may get one who looks like you.
Now, this is straight out of fire and blood.
As you've noted before,
Fireblood is largely this recounting of history.
But every now and then we actually get a quote,
a quote that someone is telling to someone,
so it's a game of telephone, who knows.
But this quote is such a standout in Fire and Blood
that they had to port it over to the show.
Though in Fire and Blood, it is about,
it's uttered after Luke's birth, not Joffrey.
So this boiling point is reached sooner in the text.
Should we talk for a second about
The baby daddy is it time to meet our modern family here.
And for Harwin, strong, to meet his third secret son.
Baked bones. Baked bones. Burt bones. Burt bones himself.
I love this. Again, there's a lot to explain here that is explained just in glances and, you know, what is left unspoken. I think it was really subtle and beautiful.
This is a great scene. Even just when we enter the room and see that Harwin is waiting there with just.
Jason Luke for Rainer and Lenore and Jophe to return under the guise of I need to escort them back from the dragon.
You know, it's not every day. You're walking around with the dragon egg because Jason Luke have picked an egg for baby Jop, which is so sweet.
You know, perfectly normal for the Lord Commander of the City Watch to take time out of his busy schedule to walk the Prince Lings back to the Red Keep and then sit in their family apartments with them and hang out with them.
It's fine.
There's nothing to see here.
And I don't know why you're asking so many questions about this.
People of the realm.
Everyone knows that the head of the city watch, like part of his duties is to play.
Loves babysitting.
Yeah.
The look that passes between Reneera and Harwin when he sees her walk in with the baby,
the way he reaches his arm out to help her sit, the way that they look.
The camera lingers on the arm.
It's so, it's so beautiful.
I loved it.
Joe.
They did a better job than I was anticipating of establishing this relationship and the real
affection and depth of feeling between these characters than I was anticipating.
This is one of the things I was really worried about.
But I am really sad.
I just really said that we didn't get to spend more time with Harwin and see more of their
relationship together because you can feel again you can effectively feel their affection but i found
myself really craving more time i was so bombed when the fire we didn't all happen at the end of this
episode we didn't even get a smooch like here's the deal like there's so much uh problematic sex
on game of thrones and house of the dragon like they couldn't give us sex between two consenting adults
who like genuinely love each other.
It's tough.
Or even like the first.
Yeah.
Like, anyway.
It's tough.
And the way that Lainor fits into that dynamic, I think is also really interesting.
Like, what do you want to say about that?
I just love that again, that kind of like modern family in this very like not modern context.
There's a great, there's a great shot that frames all of them just standing.
with each other mixed in.
There's this really interesting moment
where the kids call out for father
and for a second,
just a fleeting second.
You don't know who they're talking to
or who's going to respond.
Now, of course,
that's clarified over the course
of the episode,
building up toward Jace
asking Roneira near the end,
is Harwin Strong, my dad?
But when Lainor is the one
who responds to them in that moment,
and to be clear,
like Harwin Strong being their biological father
does not mean that Lainor
is not their father
in their found.
family that they've built together just because he's not their biological father. He is their
father. That was just all right there for us to parse. And you made such a lovely point that I want
you to chat about for a minute here as well. You made such a lovely point on Talk to Thrones about
like the mutual generosity on display between all of these characters. Yeah. And the key line being
Rainier is saying Sir Harwin wishes to be introduced to Joffrey. And it's in that moment that she gives
Lainor what he wants, which is, okay, we'll name the baby Joffrey, right?
So, like, this is for you.
And also can you give the baby to his biological father?
And again, like, there's a number of moments where Reneer, there's just a lot of kindness
in stark contrast to Allison's honey-soaked viciousness.
There's just a lot of genuine kindness, like, between these characters and this
this family arrangement they have.
They have an arrangement that works for all of them.
You know, there's little hints of slight tension between Lenor and Renner and Renner,
which we'll get to.
This would not be an easy thing.
Yeah, but like it works really, really well.
And I just, I, and what we see of Renera throughout the episode is that actually she does
have a politician's mind.
Who exactly taught her that?
I couldn't tell you because I'm not sure if Aseris has one.
Maybe Lionel helped her.
I don't know.
Oh my gosh.
It's interesting.
The Sarah's just cannot stop catching else.
It's brutal.
Oh boy.
The number of like texts and slacks I've gotten to you of just his melted face.
I just keep sending Joe in basically every forum that it's possible to communicate with another person via.
I just keep sending her the screenshot of him gaping like a dude.
Uphus atop the battlements in the training yard.
It's like one of my favorite visuals.
It is so funny.
Anyway, we'll get to that.
What a scene that is.
But yeah, I just, I love the,
I love that observation that you made about,
about that generosity because there's also like a longing mixed in with it.
When Harwin asks, might I.
There's this yearning that is so painful to behold.
But Lainor says, of course, he gives them that look when he takes Jason Luke back to
the pit so that they can have them this private.
moment together. Like, there's, there's just a real glimpse of how they've been interacting and
managing this very complex dynamic with each other for, for all of this time. Did you want to,
did you want to make an observation here about the, uh, the chambers? Is it, is it interior design
corner time with Joanna Robinson? I mean, you know me in my ponchant for interior design. No, but like,
the, um, comparing.
So we get, we go, we were in Allison's chambers.
And we have remarked before that like Allison was in Emma's room.
And for the first five episodes, there was no design update to Emma's room.
By the way, that means that Roneira had to walk right after childbirth into the room where her mother died in childbirth.
Allison, you continue to be a gemstone.
Horrific.
A wonderful, thoughtful person.
So Allison's room when, like for the first five of the episodes, had all of Emma stuff still in there,
to a point where it was like horrifying.
She's sleeping in the same bed that Emma died in, like the same exact bed.
You can see, like you can go and compare shots.
Same bed.
She's redone the room, right?
She's got like the jade green paint on the walls, right?
She's giving it like, yeah, just giving it the real high tower treatment.
she's got a seven-pointed star.
There's a lot of like seven-pointed star imagery in her room.
Like we've been talking about Alison and her piety and stuff like that.
The dragon orgies are gone, right?
You called this.
I thought she was going to do it Castlewide.
She still might, but she's definitely eradicated them from her room, right?
So the dragon orgies are gone.
In its place, religious imagery, High Tower Green.
She's like, I'm not cosplay Targaryen anymore.
This is High Tower time.
Okay.
over in Reneera's chambers.
Not that we get like a ton of like Targi stuff.
It's not that.
It just looks like the lived in jumbled chambers of like an actual family.
You know when you go to someone's house and they have a bunch of kids and you're just like, yep, kids live here.
Like that's what it feels like in Reneer's room.
That's what people say when they come to my house and they just see my plush dolls, my merch and my Lego is ever.
They're like, oh, yeah, kids live here.
And I'm like, do grown adults live here.
but thanks for coming.
Thanks for stopping by.
Yeah, it just looks lived in and loved and warm and inviting and comfortable.
And not like it's posturing anything, just sort of like it's practical, it's comfortable.
We live here.
It's just me, my gay husband, his boyfriend, my baby daddy, and my three sons who don't look like their father.
Anyway, I just thought that was really interesting decoration work, you know.
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Speaking of interesting sets, Joe, we get to go back to the Dragon Pit.
We have not spent nearly as much time at the Dragon Pit as I was anticipating.
This time we are inside, not just Landon, out front, but inside this domed, dark,
gloomy structure.
So fascinating to get a glimpse,
not only of the training
for the kids,
but the infrastructure
at play here.
A lot of burns
and facial scarring
on the dragon keepers.
Just going to make that observation.
Parallus line of work here.
Looks like a tough job.
Indeed.
Speaking of trial by content.
Indeed.
That was officially named
the worst job in Westrose
by our listeners.
Anyway.
You, you,
you mentioned the color coding of the sets.
We get some interesting color coding with the outfits once again.
Agon and Aymond, because the boys,
Agon, who we had previously met as a young babe,
young child, now we get to meet Aamond, his younger brother.
And then we see Jace and Luke, Gisaris and Lucarius,
Reneer's two older sons.
They're all at the pit for dragon training.
and Amid and Agon are in High Tower Green,
not the colors of their father of the king's house.
They are in High Tower Green throughout,
except, of course, when Agon is completely naked,
jacking off out of the window.
Can't wait to talk about that scene.
When they're clothed, Joe, it's green.
Jason Luke are in Valerian blue here,
and then later in the training yard,
they are in red and black.
This has to remind us of Joffrey and his, like,
lion reds and golds and lion stuff that he had going on.
Absolutely.
New dragon intro and some teases.
We get to meet baby Vermax, Jace's dragon here.
We also have some other established dragons,
even though we don't glimpse them.
We hear Agon's Sunfire mentioned.
I cannot wait to meet Sunfire.
Luke, I saw some speculation that maybe Sunfire was the dragon
that Amon seized down below,
but I don't think Sunfire would be...
Sunfire is resplendently golden.
Yeah.
Although it was incredibly hard to see
the dragon down below in the tunnels.
I thought maybe Dreamfire.
That was what I thought.
Wouldn't Dreamfire be blue?
I thought it might just be Syrax
because of the color.
It was incredibly hard to tell.
I do not know which dragon Amand is approaching.
It could be Dreamfire.
Oh, no.
Does this make us the Chris Ryan of this podcast?
I don't know.
Oh my God.
We either have to retire or apologize
to Chris on Talk the Thrones, I guess.
What are the other?
Though, you know, it's not...
Until two dragons who are in broad daylight
in the same scene, visible, looking at each other,
are dragons we can't tell apart.
I think we still have not quite reached that point.
So that's comforting.
We learn in this scene that all of them other than Amund
are dragon riders, and so we can then deduce that Luke is a rider.
We also hear Allison later say,
she can't believe their eggs have hatched.
So Luke is a rider.
His dragon's not named or seen here,
but we will be meeting his dragon ARAX soon, presumably, on the show.
Can we talk about the dragon lessons?
I was so interested that the kids appear not to speak fluent Valerian because they need a translator.
What did you make of this?
So they know the commands.
Well, I was thinking that maybe, well, it's really interesting.
We have very little information out of this exchange, but what does seem clear is that Agon is really good at this.
So the point where he's just yawning and doesn't give a shit about paying attention at all.
It's like this is murk beneath me.
And like, and like, and when the dragon keeper is like as Prince Agon has with Sunfire, you know, like he's he's just sort of like, yeah, I'm really, I'm a natural, natural talent, a gifted athlete, right?
So I was thinking that maybe Jason Luke don't speak Valerian, Valerian, Valerian, nope, Valerian fluently, but that maybe Agon and Eamon.
do. But at the same time, what we see from Alicent is that the Targaryen-ness is not necessarily a
priority for her with these kids. So, yeah, meanwhile, I guess it's significant that meanwhile,
over in Pentos, Damon is teaching at least one of his children. Yes. Valerian. He's teaching
Bela, who is a Dragon Rider we learn, Valerian. He is not extending the same courtesy to darling Raina,
who is just holding her egg in front of the fire alone
while her father ignores her.
Some of us are better at learning languages than up.
Some of us just have the ear.
You know, it's fine.
Anyway, I thought that was very significant and interesting.
Yeah.
And one of the things that is translated for Jace
that he learns from the dragon keepers
who are training him is,
quote,
you must hold mastery over your dragon,
my young prince,
as Prince Egan has with Sunfire.
Once they're fully bound to you,
they will refuse to take
construction from any other. Anytime we learn anything on the show about how dragon binding works,
about the relationship between Ryder and Dragon, we should pay attention to it. It is acknowledged
in the text that a lot of this is unknown, has been lost to time. So any kernel that we get is
important for us as we expand our own understanding. And we see that even though Jase is still
learning how to cement this bond in full, he's very excited when that poor, that poor
that poor little little goat comes out.
Can't wait to issue the Draccarus Vermax command
and see his dragon burn this poor creature alive,
needs a snack.
And this is interesting for a few reasons.
You know, it's important for us to see
not only that Jace has a dragon,
but that his dragon is listening to him.
In fire and blood, we learn that eggs were placed
in Reneira's kids' cradles, quote,
by royal decree.
And then, quote, those who doubt
the paternity of Rainera's sons whispered that the eggs would never hatch,
but the birth and turn of young dragons gave the lie to their words.
This is, again, connected to Allison whispering later,
so it's a wonder their eggs ever hatched.
So people doubted, doubted that these children,
because of the parentage rumors, would become dragon riders.
And it's important that we see that they are.
And it's important to see that actually, of all the kids,
it's Amund, who is not, you know,
bonded to a dragon.
Take us through the pink dread prank here.
This was, this was, this was, this was cruel.
Well, okay, it is.
I'm obsessed with Viseris' reaction where he was like,
what kind of dumb ass is Eamon that he thought
that they just found a dragon and did this, right?
But what I do like about it
is that it shows that as much as these,
at least I would say Allison's kids are being told that
Jason Luke are the enemy.
Agon has like done this with Jason Luke, right?
This is a cousin, this is, or sorry, uncle, uncle, uncle and nephew.
Uncle and nephew, brand.
Yeah.
Our cool, cool uncle Agon and his two nephews have like put this together for Uncle
Amund, right?
And like, um, so I like that.
That is like a sort of a, uh, we did this together thing.
This is, um,
And we're going to talk throughout this episode about what it means, what it would mean for someone like Amund.
Like we will feel, I mean, one must feel empathy for young Amant here, especially as he descends into the tunnels because he feels so inferior to his brother, to his nephews.
He is frustration at that.
We get it, you know, over in Pentos, too.
we are forced to think about Viseris
and his lack of connection with a dragon after Balarian.
And again, how much of a priority is it for Alicent,
who's like, why do you even care about dragons in the first place?
And Viseris, who was like, we should never meddle the dragons in the first place.
You know what I mean?
So these boys, Agon and Aemond, are not getting that, like,
proper Targaryian
they're getting the training
but are they getting sort of the
mentality of the philosophy of it
you know meanwhile Damon's studying
dragon scrolls over in Pentos
it's interesting to me absolutely I love
I love the call out there of how the
in real sense of inferiority is
so at the fore in this episode with Amman and
Raina who literally says later in front of the fire
like am I going to be allowed to stay
they want you and dad and baila to stay because you have dragons like am i going to be allowed to be a part
of our family if i don't have a dragon it is just agonizing i yeah i always i do always think of now of
that that faceris even a dragon can get lonely line and and what a what a mission statement that
is for so many of these characters and how how really like the facial expression that amand has
throughout this training sequence he looks really sad and glum and left out but also like there's like
there's a there's that bravado that children have i'm going to be
I'm going to go into the tunnel and see what I can see.
But also like this hunger,
if everybody around you has the power
to command a dragon and bond with a dragon
and you don't, what does that mean for your role
in this family and in the realm?
Like, what would that feel like?
I guess you could just like comfort yourself
to be like, well, at least I'm not a weird bug girl like my sister.
Let's chat about our dear Helena.
Take us into Parent Corner here.
We get one scene where we see Allison interact
with both Helena and Aitman,
Were you much of a bug collector when you were a kid, Joe?
I was not a bug collector.
Were you a bug collector, Mallory Rubin?
Never a bug collector.
I did really, I enjoyed rocks.
I used to collect rocks, loved rocks.
But bugs, not really.
I think, I think, like, I'm trying to think of, I had like a little, this is like a thing in the 90s.
I don't know if they still do it, but like, that like kids would have little safes.
Like, you would have a little safe.
Did you have one?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm like, I have $5 in here and a rock.
I had my like Irish chef dancing medals.
Sorry.
Yeah.
We're going to need more.
You can't just say that and move on.
My sister and I were Irish dancing.
Stop the pond, Steve says.
We need more.
You know, like Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance,
except his technique is not traditional.
Anyway, so.
Tell me.
Wow.
I have so many follow-up questions.
Okay.
Carry on.
What a revelation.
And rocks.
So, like, yeah, the medals from the, they're called feshes.
Like, is the name of the Irish art dance dancing competition.
So fesh medals, rocks and shells, basically, were the treasures in my safe.
I loved a shell as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I loved a shell.
No bugs.
Not a bug to be seen.
Can't say the same for Helena.
I did in college live with two entomology majors, which meant that our freezer.
Was always full of bugs because you put bugs in the freezer to, like, put them to sleep and study them.
Did you have a separate freezer for food?
No, ma'am.
You don't, like, raw, you don't put the bug in there raw.
You put it in, like, a bag or, like, you know, a tupper or something like that.
Why don't we even have Dear Me on the soundboard, if not for this, honestly?
Anyway.
Joe.
Helena, not a character that we know a ton about in terms of her personality and her disposition at this phase in her life.
What did she make not only of this introduction, but of Allison's vibe?
Like, how did you read the interaction here between Allison and her daughter?
There's, my read was different than a lot of other people.
I saw a lot of people thought that she just looked.
looked bored and disinterested. But I don't know. I thought she looked very like she's bored
as parents get when their kids ramble about their various obsessions. Like I've seen many
a parent's eyes glaze over and go, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. But like she's asking your follow
questions. Like, why do we think that is? Like, you know, like I think, I don't think she's a bad
mom or a heartless mom.
And I would say of all the kids, she seemed tenderest towards Helena, which is sort of similar
to Circe and Marcella, right?
And so, yeah, that was my vibe was like bored, but sort of indulging her daughter's
fascination.
What was your read on it?
Yeah, I felt a detachment, but also a warmth and a concern as well.
Yeah, yeah.
When Helena says it is beyond our understanding, and Allison replies, I suppose you're right, some things just are.
I think that's an acknowledgement that she hasn't maybe been able to totally understand or reach her daughter in the way that she would want to.
But I also read, and it's a tremendous performance from Olivia Cook across the episode.
I also read on her face as she's looking at her child there some not only warmth, but worry about how Helena will find her place in this world.
already a challenging thing to do as a woman in the realm,
a woman in a position of power in the realm inside of this family.
And I also was interested because with the bugs,
this discussion of nature as this corollary for our own natures,
it made me think of Laris and Allison
and the way that they've interacted with each other
and they're seen in the godswood previously.
And like this being a version of that here,
and that's before we get to any of the horse sex stuff
coming later from from Vassaris.
But I was also struck by how differently.
Allison interacts with all of her children
because she has like an energy here with Lena
that is distinct from the energy we get
in the next portion of this scene with Amund
that is then distinct from the very unique energy
that we get between Allison and Agon
in one of the best scenes of the episode.
Let's chat about this moment with Amund.
You hinted at this already.
He comes in, he's covered in dirt,
he's brought back by the Kingsguard.
And it's not for the first time we learn that he has chased after this pursuit of a dragon.
And Allison says to him, as if you needed encouragement, your obsession with those beasts goes beyond understanding.
And even though she hugs him and tells him that he will have a dragon one day, I was really struck by that moment.
For the reason you mentioned earlier, like the fact that this particular family,
unit doesn't seem to be placing the emphasis on the dragons. There's Vassaris's relationship to that
and history with that. But in a moment like this, you really feel Allison's, we've talked a lot across
our episodes, not just with her character, but with many others, the role that quote unquote,
outsiders are playing in this Targaryen division. And for a character who is the mother to potential
claimants to the throne, who are the blood of old Valeria and the blood of the dragon, to say that
your obsession with a dragon goes beyond understanding means that she does not actually understand
the strength of their power.
She doesn't even say that.
She says those beats.
Exactly.
Like there's a diminishment of this that is really, really notable.
Yeah.
There's not a lot we can say about Helena outside of the book reader section of this podcast.
But I will just read the description of her character from the HBO character guide.
Helena Targary is the only daughter
and middle child of King Viseris
the first Targaryen and Queen Alison Targary
and she has a unique interest in bugs
and often speaks
in cryptic language.
So, you know?
I love your skexy noises.
Really funny.
All right.
Is that me responding to
something intriguing that Joanna just shared on the pod
or is that Viseris responding to Reneira?
Talk about horse sex.
All right, let's chat about this
astonishing scene
where Allison broaches genetics
with horse sex enthusiast,
as Chris Ryan put it, Vassaris.
She goes to her husband,
the king, to tell him about the kid's dragon prank,
she's pissed.
You noted earlier that he's like,
wait a minute,
hold on, pause.
He even really thought there was just like
they had managed to lure a dragon to him,
And I think that was interesting also in terms of Agon because he says, because she's blaming his grandsons, Renira's kids.
She calls them savages.
And which, of course, is her not so subtle way of alluding to their bastard status and their true parentage.
And she is seeking so clearly to create this rift between her children with Viseris and their next.
refuse, Reneer's children.
The Sarah wants everyone to be one big happy family, which is naive and a failure to acknowledge
the really fraught situation and facts on the ground.
But despite that naivete, I think in some ways we see here that he has the measure of their
family better than she does.
Because when he says, are you sure it wasn't our Agon who put them up to it?
Like, we have seen Agon taunting his brother, oinking in his face.
And even though Allison will then challenge Agon in the next scene, all she can do here is try to blame Jason Luke.
And again, this reminds me of, you know, I feel like Robert understood who Joffrey was so much better than Circe did, right?
Help him.
And so I think that, yeah, yeah, this is just sort of consistent.
Hard not to think of Bobby B. pretty constantly throughout this episode.
episode, you know?
The seat is strong.
Oh my gosh.
Constantly thinking to Circe in this episode.
Yeah.
Allison just launches right into Parent Theory Corner here.
Steve, can you play us the clip?
I have raised this matter before.
And you have forbade me to speak of it so I held my tongue.
To have one child like that is a mistake.
To have three is an insult.
To the throne to you.
To house Valerian and the match she battled so hard to make for her,
not to mention decency itself.
Okay, one thing really quickly.
Yeah.
Her phrasing there, to have one child like that is a mistake, to have three as an insult,
made me think of the tremendous line from the importance of being earnest by Oscar Wilde,
which is to lose one parent, maybe regarded as a misfortune, to lose both looks like carelessness.
Just a great lady Brackenol line from the importance of being earnest.
But I, again, as she always will, Allison is, like, masking all of this.
with the claim of decency, decency itself, right?
Yeah.
You're right.
It's this classic, it's this classic mix because the thing that she's saying is not technically
wrong.
It is morally horrifying for us, right, to witness.
But she's making an astute observation when she says,
if you had one kid like this, like maybe you could convince us and get away with it.
But you keep doing it.
Like, what do you expect us to say and think and believe?
But that, not to mention decency itself, that becomes,
the, we hear later this mention of like,
the fact that Vassaris won't acknowledge this is the only shield,
the only veil.
That's what Lionel says to Harwin later.
And like the veil and the shield that Allison puts around her entire mission
is this idea of decency.
This is also where,
this is where she says the line that we mentioned earlier about.
It's a wonder to me that their dragons ever hatched,
even though her kids are half high tower.
But anyway, I mean, we got, we got,
So many, okay, I will just say this.
We got so, so many emails about Targaryen genetics.
And I think we can only just say, I agree with you, it does not make sense.
It does not make sense that Egan and Eamond to have a brunette mother and a white blonde father would have white blonde hair.
but that the strong boys, like, wouldn't.
You know what I mean?
Like, they're as Targaryen.
They're all as Targaryen as each other.
So is the white blonde hair dominant or is recessive?
I got a bunch of emails that were, like,
I tracked it through the generations.
But since Emma is blonde, like, what's going on?
You're like, all this stuff.
And I just have to say,
I don't think it makes sense, to be honest with you.
I don't think it does.
And we'll just have to roll forward with that.
There is this larger context of, like,
the Targaryans constantly inbreeding and fucking each other's
we love to talk about.
And so a lot of the marriages are either pure Targaryen or largely Targaryen, but there are other examples of only half-targue marriages where the children are Dragon Riders.
But, yes.
So the idea that it would be impossible is with Reneura as their mother no matter what is strange.
Yeah, but I mean, we have a prime example of what those kids should look like in Bella and Raina over in Pentos, right?
Like, we know.
I'm not saying it's strange that Allison is going on her campaign,
but like the idea that they could not possibly be Dragon Rider specifically.
Odd.
One of the things I loved about this conversation is that it is taking place in front of our favorite Lego set.
The still in progress, still being worked on stone model of old Valeria,
a reminder always of this legacy that is looming over Vassaris and that is on the line.
I have to ask you, do you think that's,
the stone mason who is dismissed.
Vassaris doesn't want him to hear this as Allison just launching into her campaign here.
It's named Edard.
Do you think this is a little wink to the Ned aria, Tywin?
My father is a stone mason plot.
I love it.
Love that idea.
I feel like that was put in just for you.
A well-red stone mason?
Yes.
But speaking of Ned Stark.
Oh.
Isn't it interesting, though, that like Allison's whole
the seat is strong detective work that she's doing,
is exactly what Ned Stark, Detective Ned was doing in season one of Thrones. And in that case,
we're like, Ned is in the right. Get them, Ned. You'll figure it out. Like, look at the hair
color. The answer's there, blah, blah. And here we're like, Alison, you're meddling little
biotch. What are you doing? You know, so like, I'm not saying there are different mitigating
circumstances between the two, but it is interesting that it's the exact same plot. But we feel very
differently about one versus the other.
Where's this generation's Paisal to hand her a ponderous tomb?
I just love the, always loved the way he said ponderous tomb.
Ponderous and presumably he's dead.
Oh, Alison, throughout this conversation, is so genuinely furious that Viseras
refuses to indulge and accept this.
But, okay.
Really?
Yeah.
But like, this is reckless of Rainira.
This is extremely reckless of Renera.
We got a lot of emails about, like, could she not even have tried with Laynor?
And I guess we should say in fire and blood that, like, there's many different accounts
of Reneer and Lainer and whether or not they ever slept together.
But there are a few accounts of, like, they slept together a few times or whatever.
A question is, like, couldn't they have just?
just like had sex sometimes just to try to produce some kids who looked like them.
And again, I think it speaks to Reneer's like recklessness and I can get away with fitness
that she has exhibited throughout her youth.
And I think that Alice, in a twisted way, I'm not on Allison's side here, but in a twisted
way, Reneer's actions here do put Allison's children in more danger.
because if Rainer is undermining her own claim,
that means it will be more,
it will be harder for her to stake her claim when the time comes,
which means that this idea of having to put the very blonde boys
that are in the castle to the sword, as Otto put it,
you know, becomes higher.
And it's not like there's no precedent in Thrones in history or whatever.
Elya Martel and her children were killed.
Like, this happens, you know.
And so in a way, I don't know that that's Allison's primary motivator here,
but in a way, like, Reneira's risky behavior is putting all of them a bit more at risk,
you know?
She's not thinking about the far-reaching ramifications of her actions here.
She's just like, well, I'm okay with it.
Harwin's okay with it.
Linaura's okay with it.
My dad's pretty okay with it.
I love my boys.
My boys love me.
What's the problem?
But like there are larger factors here, you know?
We get that great line later between Allison and you are the challenge.
But from Allison's perspective, this is Reneira inviting the challenge.
And, you know, all of this to Allison is this upfront to her sense of decency and
injustice to her own children, her legitimate children who are now behind these back.
bastards in the line of succession, but also Reneira's recklessness is an affront to her and this
idea that Reneer, because this was such a source of the division between them in the first place,
that Reneira thinks she can do and feels that she can do whatever she wants and is pursuing
that that freedom and desire, and Alicent has been so bound throughout her life by that
duty. It is like a real, a real tension between all of those aspects. And so then there's
jealousy there too. There has to be. There has to be jealousy and envy and the fact that
Reneura can just flout these various things, whereas Allison had to have sex with an increasingly
decaying now one-armed old man. Well, and it's part of why when Vassaris tells the
horse sex story, Allison is so frustrated and annoyed with him, which only builds over the course
the episode to the point where she just walks out and leaves them in the room, like, are you going to help me get settled into my chair here?
Because from her perspective, it's like, why can you not give me what you give to her?
You are willing to just accept this, but you won't even hear what I'm trying to say and what seems plain to so many people.
And in fact, he tells her, not only is he not like, oh, yes, you've convinced me.
He says, do not speak of this again because the.
consequences of you doing this will be dire. He's happy, as you noted earlier, that things have
stabilized with Renira, that she has done what he asked and worked to shore up her own line and
her succession, that their family is growing bigger. He loves his grandkids. You know, there's this
little line in fire and blood that always always sit out to me about Vassaris and his relationship
to his grandchildren. It's a small one, but it's this. Quote, Septuusus tells us that his grace sat jace
upon his knee atop the iron throne as he was holding court and was heard to say,
one day this seat will be yours, lad.
Like, this is for him everything he's been working to ensure.
So the idea of the person theoretically closest to him trying to tear that down is not something
he is even capable of interacting with her or thinking about, let alone accept it.
I never thought of that as a little line.
I think that's a really, really important moment.
I'm glad he pointed out.
Sweet little Jace.
Allison has a more receptive audience out in the hall with Sir Christenkel.
We see right away because she just lets rip how totally unvarnished they are with each other,
that they are confidence.
He is in her confidence.
She is in his.
She could speak not only about her frustration and laments, but about this parentage matter,
not that she's trying to keep it quiet, despite what the Sarah's just told her.
And he is equally candid with her, in turn,
Princess Reneura is brazen and relentless.
A spider stings and sucks her prey dry.
Too candid for her liking, because this is when he then adds spoiled cunt,
and Allison stops in her tracks to glare at him.
And it's like he's like a puppy with like, you know,
getting his nose rubbed in the shit he just took on the rug.
Her quest means having to tell other people,
but also herself, exactly what she's.
She says, here, I have to believe in the end, honor and decency will prevail.
We need to hue to that and to each other.
This will come up again later in the episode with Laris, but how long can Allison tell
herself that that is true and that that is the heart of her cause when she is surrounding
herself with people like Kristen or like Laris who do dishonorable things?
She's so diluted also because, like, and we should say, again, like, I have a lot of empathy
for Allison and how she got here.
Of course.
the beauty of those first five episodes.
We really needed them because
Allison's a tough hang
in the book.
You know what I mean?
And so, like, I think
as much quarter as we can find
for her as possible
will help, like,
her character feel more nuanced
and have a lot of depth.
That being said,
she's so delusional
because when she whines about
being all alone later to Laris,
being all alone
and that her father isn't there,
something like that,
she is so open with her worst impulses,
with both Kristen and Laris,
and Vassaris, for that matter,
compare that to Reneira,
who can't say anything to Harwin or even Linaur
in some circumstances.
Like, there are moments when Linau and Reneer are alone together,
and she says stuff like,
these are your sons, you know,
like stuff like, like she has to maintain
this fiction, even when she's alone because it's so, you know, so like the, the amount that
Reneer is isolated in the, you know, position she's put herself in, but the position that she is in,
whereas Allison can just, you know, be her worst possible self in front of all these men that
she's surrounded herself with. I think it's interesting.
I have, we got this really interesting, very, very.
long email from
listener Hannah
is very, very,
that's very,
very smart.
But I'm just going to
take a piece of it
and Hannah wrote,
this came in the middle
of the email.
So here's the
fucking thesis
of my email.
Hot D is twisting
the genre of
fictive history
in removing the structures
that exercise
toxic masculinity,
therefore portraying the men
as a monolith
while the literal
teenage girls
maneuver their institutions with purpose and intention.
For example, in the historical record,
Reneira begs her father for a problematic cutie,
Sir Kristen, to join the Kingsguard because he's dreamy
and then maybe fucks around with her uncle so she might seduce Sir Kristen,
who in one account refuses on the basis of his vows
and ultimately kills the night of kisses,
what's his no longer face an attorney.
His actions are completely justified,
and at times righteous
because of the strictures
of societal norms and laws
while Rainira simply
does not have access
to those institutions.
Hattie reverses their motives
by having Reneer embodies
those systems.
She expressed this in her rejection
of Chris in episode five.
And so she is compelled
by her responsibility
to choose a knight
for the King's Guard
and to marry for political gain
with a little sir on the side
without the tourney.
I thought this is so interesting.
Because we've been talking,
this is me, Joanna.
Joanna for a second, we've been talking over and over again about how a bizarre adaptive choice it is
to move the death of Joffrey out of the tourney into the wedding.
Because then how does Kristen keep his job?
But Hannah writes, without the tourney to channel Sir Kristen's choices and emotions,
we didn't have a systemic context for his emotional breakdown.
And the result was a sort of volatile hysteria.
The same could be said for much of Damon's motivations which are purposefully not well articulated in the show to parallel the overly sympathized, simplified and unsupported reactions of women in historical accounts written by men.
This contrast is appropriately emphasized by this particular brand of fuckboy who would beat a messenger to death because he's mad at his brother.
Is that the fuck boy's music?
Yep.
Here comes Jason Lannister to spell it out for us with a real shit-ed joke about women taking.
too long to prepare for battle while the men just rush in, what an ally. So I love this idea of,
like, in removing the tourney, which gives Kristen Cole cover for his sociopathic violent
attitudes, we're instead forced to confront just the horrifying truth of like, you know, and actually
to put it in a, in a more quote unquote female context of like a wedding feast, like forced, he,
does look hysterical and out of control.
Whereas the attorney would give him cover for that.
And I do love that, like, the show has found all these reasons for Rainier and Allison
to act the way they did rather than, and oftentimes those reasons are sourced in, like,
shitty actions of the patriarchy.
Whereas in the book, we meet Allison, we're like, well, this queen sure is a bitch,
you know, and it's just sort of like, that's a really tough read of a, of a, of a, of a,
of a woman, a complicated woman.
So the show is like, let's show you how she got here.
And let's really, really upset you with a shot of the Saris,
pinning her down on the bed and having sex with her and her disassociating entirely
for you to understand how she got to where she got.
And I think that that is like the show has its flaws,
the show has its issues, especially when it comes to this time jump stuff.
But what it's doing to flip this story in fire and blood,
entirely by male sources on its head is really interesting.
I completely agree.
I think the naked truth of that then makes it even harder to understand how no one in the realm
would ask follow-up questions, though.
So that's still very strange, right?
That's a great, a great thesis from Hannah.
Speaking of being unclothed, as you said, is it time to talk about Egonne, Roman Roy Targaryen?
the, maybe a touch of a touch of Homelander in the mix as well, you know.
Did you think of, did you think of Roman Roy and Homelander first?
Or did you think of poor darling Tomin first?
What did you think of first?
All, literally all.
I mean, Roman was the first.
If someone's standing up in a window jacking off, I'm going to think of Roman immediately.
But I thought of, I thought of Dear Tomon and his window and Homelander pissing from
the roof onto the city below. It pretty short order. What a scene this is. Lots of this kid is a sex-crazed
horn dog energy in this episode, not only here, but kind of leering at the at the maids in the yard
later on, et cetera. As Agon is frantically masturbating in the nude from his window perch,
his mother walks in.
Now, you know, some folks at home might be able to relate to a parent walking in on them,
somebody finding them in a compromising position.
It happens.
Here's what doesn't typically happen after.
No acknowledgement, but as Agon dives into his little shame mattress on the ground,
Alsa just walks over for a chat, including eventually sitting down with him and leaning,
into him to touch him as he is cloaked.
I assume this is like one of the most scarring experiences of his entire life.
What a sequence.
Allison just say I'll come back later.
Leave.
But like, okay, so Allison not being like, oh, oh, no.
Like none of that from Allison.
But I don't know.
Like he didn't seem that.
He wasn't like, Mom, get out.
Like he didn't.
He dope for the blanket pillow cover for sure.
but he wasn't just like,
Mom, what are you doing in here
or anything like that?
And I don't know.
I feel like, you know.
Exactly.
That one really scared me.
She asks him about the pink dread prank.
He blames Jason Luke at first.
He calls the Amen to twat.
And Allison, who is busy in this moment
attempting to destroy her extended family.
tells him blood trumps all.
We are family.
You may carve him about as you wish at home,
but in the world,
we must defend our own.
This is so fascinating for so many reasons.
It reminds us of numerous other moments,
not only in this show,
but in Thrones.
I was thinking of Damon with Corliss in episode two
and his whole, like,
you don't get to talk that way about my brother.
Only I can talk that way about my brother.
By the way, he's really bad at being king.
I can't wait to make fun.
of him in front of you. But I'm interested in how to reconcile this with Allison's exchange later
with Laris when he says to her, you know, you'd also have your willful blindness toward your own
kids. And she says, I would not. And is so insistent. And those ideas feel like in conflict to me
because she's saying here, we have to protect and accept each other. We must protect our own.
And then later saying, unless. Yeah, that's interesting. I mean, I think it's just again that
like Alison not seeing herself clearly, like the self-delusion of like, and what I like
about this is that she goes to Vassaris and she's like, absolutely Prince Baby, Golden King Lord,
Agon had nothing to do with this prank. But then she marches to Agon's room and she's like,
do you do this? What the fuck? Yeah. Yes. It again, like you have to think of Cersie and Joff
and you have to think about Cersie saying to Joffrey, everyone who isn't us is a,
an enemy, you know, like that, and again, it's just sort of like, these are their nephews.
Like, in theory, this should be their family.
But Allison is drawing the line around family much narrower in this, in this instance.
Well, I love what you said earlier, too, about why it was important to see the kids together,
even though they're, they're pranking Eamond, the fact that there could be this, like,
unity and good cheer between them, if not for the adults in their lives guiding them.
And that gets us into really one of the themes, core themes of the show that plays out over this next exchange.
Steve, can you play us the soundbite here?
If Reneer comes into power, your very life could be forfeit.
Emmons as well.
She could move to cut off any challenge to her succession.
You are the challenge.
You are the challenge, Egon.
Simply by living and breathing.
Incredible.
His little noises.
By the way, Ty Tenet, David Tennant son, who plays AGON in this episode, incredible stuff.
Phenomenal.
Wonderful.
Phenomenal work from him, truly phenomenal.
This is almost note for note the speech that Otto Hightower gave to Allison at the beginning of episode five.
It's so interesting here that Agon doesn't seem to give a shit about this at all.
He's in full John Snow.
I don't want it mode, right?
And so much of this exchange, so much of this episode, so much of this series is about this idea of
what we pass on to our children and how through that this hate can fester and warp and spread
over time. And we see just in this conversation the way it's moved from Otto to Alicent. And now
Alicent is trying to push that on to Agon. And this idea of the birthing bed as the battlefield,
as we've talked about, it's not just in that very literal sense, though, we are reminded of that, too,
in this episode, of course, but the way that the children who emerge become pawns in this war,
in that battlefield.
And, like, the way that she's not just parroting all those words here, but we feel how she has internalized
them, how she believes this now, how this is a guiding, orienting principle for her life, like,
right down to that idea that we talked about last week with Otto of the, in this sense of a
inevitability, right? She says later, like, you are the king's firstborn son. And what they know,
what everyone in the realm knows in their blood and is there in their bones is that one day you will
be our king. This from the character who used to challenge that idea to say to her father,
Reneira will be a good queen to say to her father, if you hadn't been so insistent on pushing
Agon's claim is now the character who's doing exactly that. It is really, really tragic.
There's this line from this section of fire and blood that I read out on Talk the Thrones,
but I think it's worth repeating where George Rice, the sins of the fathers are often visited
on the sons, you know?
So again, this like, we talk a lot about legacy and like what is the platonic ideal
of legacy.
What do you want your legacy to be?
But what is often, you know, like the character we think about a lot when we think about
legacy is Taiwan and Lannister, right?
But what is Tywin's legacy?
That he didn't see what was happening in his own house.
But like Jamie and Circe, like all the cruelty and all the like twistedness and all of that comes directly from Taiwan.
And Tyrion succeeds in the end almost despite who his father is.
You know what I mean?
Out of spite for who his father was in many ways, yeah.
Throwing off as much Lannister as he can.
So that idea of the, you know, versus Ned Stark and his legacy in the way in which his children pick up his mantle and carry it forward and the way that John does and all of that.
So, you know, Allison in turning into her father so completely, it's a tragedy, as you say.
Like, we miss that young woman who genuinely seemed lovely.
We miss her.
and it's so sad that she got ensnared in this
and how successful is she going to be
and ensnaring her children in it as well.
Because to see Agon here,
to hear him say, well, then I won't.
Like, then I won't.
I don't want to masturbate out a window.
Hold on it.
I'm like, fuck some serving girls.
That's all I want to do.
And like ride my really cool dragon, you know, like that's it.
So, we'll see.
The purest teen energy there.
from Agam.
Joe, let's pop across the narrow sea.
Let's go to Pentos
where Damon and Lena
are married with
children and fly in their dragons
together. We have a lot to catch up
on here and we've got to do it in a hurry
just like the show does.
Caraxis and Vagar flying together.
These dragons, this was really fun because they
used to fly together, of course,
in Fire and Blood, we know.
Eamon and Baylon
respectively rode Caraxes and Vagos.
So to see these dragons back in the air together, that was like really cool.
I have to ask, did you like me scream, why no when they did the fireball thing in the air?
Because you knew it was going to spark the R. Targaryens fireproof conversation again?
They're not.
We got an email from, we got many emails about this, but this one's from Cynthia, who says,
So Damon can fly his dragon through dragon fire, no problem.
but his wife can be cremated by the same dragon,
was she not Targaryen enough?
Here's the bottom line.
And we'll say it a million times,
and then we'll have to say it a million times more.
Targaryans are not fireproof.
De Nairis emerging from the pyre,
the beginning of Game of Thrones.
Martin describes as sort of like a once-in-a-millenia miracle,
sort of magical, incredible situation.
The fact that she is then fireproof later in the TV show
is something why some Beniof decided to do
to, like, cause headaches for Mallory and me
for the rest of our lives.
So, uh,
Danny kind of forgot about the Iron Fleet
and Rose kind of forgot that Targaryians aren't fireproof.
And now here we are.
Tarians are not fireproof.
Maybe if you're flying a dragon through a fireball really quickly,
there's just a lot of like air currents in your fire.
I'm going with that.
I feel like that at my TV.
No, don't.
I know.
Please, God, no.
Um, what I loved is that the yada y'all
over Damon and Lena's courtship in the first many years of their marriage, etc.
We don't get to see any of that.
What I like is that in the books, or in the book,
Damon and Renier, when they had their thing that we got a couple episodes ago,
they would race their dragons around.
That was like a thing that they did.
And it's just a very Damon,
Damon who is like so pure Targ focused all the time.
Like the thing that would excite him and get him hot is,
racing his dragon with his wife and like speaking valerian with reneer you know like you just like really
really hardcore spread on thick targary and shit with damon and so like the um like the fact to
see them riding together and like you understand like lena is incredible in so many different
ways that you know but rhea roy seemed pretty cool too but like lena has all this yeah dragon uh
stuff that comes with her that I think that Damon would particularly enjoy.
It's a, it's a great and very important point.
You know, Agon jacking off from the window.
I'm sure that Damon has gotten his kicks from a top dragon back more than once.
You're, you're on to something there.
The Vagar intro at last, on the one hand, thrilling.
So exciting to finally see Vagar in the show, the oldest and largest dragon in the world at
this point in the story that we know of, previously written by Vesnia, one of Agan's sister wives,
Baylon, Viseris, and Damon's father of the spring prince who we've talked about before.
Huge. Vigar is gigantic. It was so cool to see Vagar on the screen at last. I do feel,
however, that we were cheated out of seeing the Elena Vagar origin story. Now, on the one hand,
you could say, well, that's why we got those lines of set up, those T's.
teases the mentions of Vagar early, little Lena asking Vassaris during their creepy walk
about Vagar's whereabouts mentioning that people had heard Vagar's song in Spice Town. Spacetown is
on drift mark. So we can, we have enough to kind of piece this together on our own, but I badly,
badly, badly, badly wanted to see this origin story, not only because of how consequential
Vagar is as a figure in this world, but also because of how much we know flying means to Lina.
And like, we just didn't get enough time with Lina overall. And I think that, like,
Lena is really one of the characters who's hurt by the time jump from fire and blood, quote,
only Lady Lena herself seemed untroubled.
Her ladyship shows far more interest in flying than in boys.
The maister at High Tide wrote to the Citadel.
Like this is like a central part of her life.
And I just wish we'd gotten to see to see more of it.
How about you?
And like just what a badass she is to in the book at 12 years old to take Vagar the biggest oldest living dragon.
Like, Lena, Lana is so cool.
I fully believe that Damon is into her.
Again, there's this line, you know, from the books.
Yeah, walk us through this, the book account of their courtship.
The line that sticks out to me as Prince Damon fell in love with Lena.
The singers would have us believe men of a more cynical bent believe that Prince saw her as a way to check his own descent, right?
So you can decide whether or not this is an opportunity to marry into a super rich and powerful family, the Valerians, after he's been kicked out multiple times by his own brother.
or whether he actually adored her.
But, like, you know, she's got this bravocee fiance that Damon goads into a duel,
you know, and kills.
You don't fuck with Dark Sister or Damon.
Or Damon.
You don't get away in between.
If you're Rea Royce or a bravocee fiance, you don't get between Damon and, like,
who he wants to marry next.
Yeah.
So they travel around.
I actually think it's really interesting.
We'll talk about this in a second.
But there's even this idea that they went to Ovalier on the dragons, you know,
that to search out the secrets of the dragon lords of the old freeholds.
I think that's really interesting.
But yeah, it's very tumultuous.
It's very interesting.
Could have been its own episode, honestly.
But yada, yada, yada.
Here we go.
Here's Lena.
And I will say that what we get of Lena in this episode,
She seems super interesting.
She seems super cool.
The actress does a great job.
It's just simply not enough, in my view.
We are firmly on the same page there.
What did she make in this dinner sequence?
They are being courted in Pantos by the prince, Prince Regio,
trying to recruit the family in their dragons.
And we get this dragon math update,
not only seeing Lena with Vagar,
but as mentioned,
Bela,
one of their daughters,
has a dragon.
We learn here
in this conversation.
So this family
has currently three dragons,
maybe soon four,
the prince says.
They're toasting
Egon the Conqueror.
And one of the things
that the Prince of Pentos
mentions here is
he calls back
to the century,
century of blood.
So fascinating to me,
like to toast the events,
the absolute carnage.
that followed the fall of the Valerian freehold.
What a tone setter for what is to come.
Great dinner conversation, I think.
Also, quick question.
Did it seem to you like Damon was flirting with his waiter?
Definite vibe.
Yeah.
Without question, right?
Yeah.
There's a moment.
What does you make of the Damon dynamics like overall,
just with everybody?
That moment, the way that he responds to this courtship here,
everything we see with him and the Valerian reading lesson.
here and then the conversation that he and Lena have after about this offer.
And they're drastically different reads on how they should respond.
I think Damon's in a really interesting place right now.
Again, we are left to wonder about so much.
Like, so much is left for us to fill in the gaps of who we think Damon is and what we think is on his mind.
This idea that he is relieved to escape the politic king, that he doesn't mind what, you know,
Prince Reggio wants.
him because at least it's honestly transnational.
It's refreshing, right?
We've got dragons, they've got gold.
But I think this habit he has of like tucking up in the Penthouse library is super
interesting.
Again, it goes back to that whole like search out the secrets of the dragon lords of the old
freeholds.
Because Lena says to him, you spend your time here in the library reading accounts of the
same dead dragon lords whose legacy you claim have has no hold on you.
I think, so Reggio Heratus is the name of this print.
There's another Herodus in Fire and Blood,
Jesio Herodus, who is the author of a book called Before the Dragons,
which claims that the city of Pentos already existed before the Valerians,
expanded to the narrow sea.
He lived during the century of blood when Voluntus threatened
to restore the Valerian Empire under their rule.
I just like, okay, Herodus, first of all,
I feel like is George R. Martin playing with Herodotus, the famous historian.
But I think this Pentos library that the...
that, again, the set decorators spent an incredible time.
You can zoom in on the titles.
There's a library of Tira.
There's one that's just called dragons, like whatever.
The fact that Damon, like all of my friends' dads in middle school,
who became obsessed with World War II,
the fact that he has become like a history book obsessed targ guy
is really interesting to me because I think,
I know that Laris lays out the thesis for this episode
as being about children and legacy and love.
and duty and all of that at the end, we heard at the beginning of this podcast.
But I think the idea of Targaryen identity, what makes you a Targaryen?
What is a Targaryen?
Is either hand in hand with that because we're talking about these Targaryen kids or just a side-by-side
thesis of this episode because that's the question Allison is asking, right?
How Targaryen are these children who have brown hair?
This is the obsession of Damon whose brother is the king, but who's, who's,
brother is not a dragon rider and he's like, what is it to be a Targaryen? You have to think because
they're- And who keeps casting him out, yeah. Right. And because they're in Pentos, we have to think
about DeNaris. Yeah, absolutely. Because this is where DeNaris and Viseris go. This is where we meet them,
right? This is where she was brought up. And so that idea of being a Targaryian alone in the world,
what does it mean to be a Targaryen outside of court, outside of your family, outside of the shadow of
brother? What is that Targaryian identity going forward? And like for Vassaris, Vesaris seems wildly
uninterested in being a Targaryen, King Vassaris the first, right? Like he's got this prophecy looming
over him. But like being a Targaryen, as you've pointed out so many times, he uses his ancestral
sword as a walking stick. Like he just doesn't get it. But Damon is like, but really, what does it mean to be
a Targaryen. And I think that that is an interesting question for the show to ask as we weigh
who should follow Vassaris when he goes. I love that. It's such a important observation.
And I made me think of the exchange where Elena says to him, you know, we are the blood of old Valeria.
We don't belong here. And Damon's response to that is Valeria has gone. We don't belong anywhere.
And again, that idea of loneliness and searching, searching for your tie to history, which Damon often
espouses, you know, it was right there at the beginning when he gave the Valerian steel necklace to
Reiner and talked about how they each had a piece of their homeland, the way that he seeks
any opportunity to speak old Valerian, but also, as you noted, like, then what does it tell
us not only about himself, but who he thinks is worthy of inheriting that, or attempting to
foster a stronger tie to it? And, like, it's so interesting to see Damon as a dad, girl dad.
Damon, girl dad are one of my favorite exchanges we've had with Chris. But it's also heartbreaking
to, and these characters are flawed, and that's part of why they're interested.
of course. But it's heartbreaking then to think about, like, if Damon is steeping himself
in that scholarship and that study and seeking to better understand that history and how it might
apply to himself and their lives and their family and their future, what does it mean if he's
only giving that to one of his children, the one who has a dragon? Yeah, he's favoring the daughter
with the dragon. That's terrible. It's awful. Yeah. Truly, truly awful. And we get these,
it was a good Damon episode because we got a lot of those moments of like, that make us want
recoil like that mixed in with this sweetness, like when he reaches for Lena's pregnant belly
and is like rubbing it and nuzzling it and kissing it. You know, it was a really just a
fascinating Damon episode in that way. And we have a couple more scenes to chat about with them
later in the episode. But we must now go back to Kings Landing to the training yard with Kristen
and Agon and Amund and Jace and Luke. Lionel and Vassaris watching from the battlements.
Viseris thinks that these kids are bonding for life.
This poor fucker has no idea what he is watching unfold.
The way that his face falls as he watches Harwin and Kristen and he sort of sits slowly
dawning on him in a way that even he can't ignore.
I thought this was such a great scene and a really like vintage Game of Thrones scene for a couple
reasons. One, just thematically, the number of relationships and dynamics that are at play in this
sequence, the number of strands of personal strife or ambition in history that everybody who's
involved in that sequence brings to that moment. Yeah. Incredibly rich. It also just makes us think
of so many great Game of Thrones training yard sequences. And there are too many to mention here,
but like we can think of the very beginning and the way we see John and Rob down there with
Bran, relax your bo'am, and then see Ned watching from up above. Or we can think of
Aria and Brianne and the way that Little Finger and Sanz are watching from above, or getting
to go into the past, watching through Brand's eyes as we see Rickard say to young Ned, if you
have to fight win. Like, all of that was on my mind watching this. And I love being able to bring
that history as a throne's viewer to a scene like this in addition to all of the history with these
characters. Did you, did you enjoy this scene?
Yeah, I loved it. I thought it was, I thought it was really incredible to, I mean,
if I can get past the idea that Kristen has this job at all, which is ridiculous,
then I really enjoy the scene. To watch, again, we're talking about toxicity flowing downhill,
right, and the way in which, like, Alicent is, you know, pouring the toxicity that auto poured
into her, into her children.
Kristen is like rearing little sociopaths.
That's what he's doing.
He's using his influence here to teach them, as Harwin puts it, cruelty.
And I think that's really interesting.
And I think you have this quote here in our notes.
Or Kristen says, I've seen, I know you've never seen true battles, sir.
But when Steele is drawn a fair match isn't something anyone can expect.
So he's throwing in Harwin's face that he,
Kristen Cole is battle tested and a Harwin isn't.
And it is such a creepy echo down from Reneira being so proud of herself that she's picked Kristen because he has seen battle.
But what does he say when he's, I focused a lot on the way he said incursions, the Dornish incursion.
But what he says to her when she asks him if he's ever seen battle in that initial Kingsguard selection scene,
he says, Sir Arland and Darien knighted me
after we raised two of the watchtowers
along the boneway.
Raising a watchtower is not like honorable battle at all.
And so like a lot of people have been like,
oh, this is very jarring to me.
I thought Kristen was a hot, honorable, hottie,
and I was going to be really excited to root for him.
Some tiny clues were there.
And for those of us who knew this was coming,
Like, you know, we bristled at them, but that's a really interesting one.
This idea of he is battle tested, but that's not necessarily a great thing, actually, at the end of the day here.
Yeah, it's almost just emboldened his worst tendencies.
And I think, like, I loved this.
There's so many different aspects of the scene I loved.
Like, when Harwin, my God, we're just like pleading Harwin to not do what we see happening in real time.
Walk away.
Oh, my God.
Yet another own goal from our.
from our hot lads on this show here.
But the way that when Harwin's picking up the swords,
Kristen just kicks another one in front of him
or the way that he is so relentlessly guiding
and coaching Agon to show no mercy.
Well, kick them.
You know, don't let them up.
Keep them pinned down.
Use your feet.
Use your feet.
Like, it's really, like, horrific.
And that quote that you read,
the true battle one,
for all of the ways it's a real parallel.
between Kristen and the characters
who are aligned in this episode
because for all of the ways
that he would champion virtue
and his honor
and the way that he views that vow
as the sacred guiding North Star
like we talked about last week,
he doesn't actually believe
or care about fairness at all
and we can see that so clearly here
and he beats Harwin
right. He's doing this to out Harwin
he's doing this for Alicent
he knows what response
he will incite when he says,
oh,
your,
your interest in the,
the brittlings.
Cousins.
Big one for cousins here.
You know, cousins, brothers,
sons.
And in fire and blood,
Harwin and Kristen have an exchange
and have a fight.
And
Kristen wins.
And I thought that this was so smart
for so many ways
to, like, invert the actual physical
set up here because we get Kristen on the bottom pinned down the opposite of where we saw him
on top of Joffrey last week. We see that, you know, breakbones, strongest in the realm. One punch
knocks this guy down to the ground as it should. We haven't really gotten to see that reputation
bear out. So we kind of like need a little moment like that. But of course, like the fact that Kristen,
the fact that he's on the wrong side of those punches is actually irrelevant. And that's part of,
that's part of the ploy
that he is enacting here
when he spits blood onto the ground
and says thought as much
he's the real winner there
because he got Harwin
to reveal to everyone watching
and when we hear later
Lionel say that like all the fishwives
are going to be gossiping about this
he's right like this would travel
like wildfire throughout the realm
and when when
Reneera hears this news
because it's immediately
it's immediately brought
to her, she has to act.
This changes things.
Well, yeah, let me go back to the fight in the yard really quickly and say, I think it's so
interesting the way in which Kristen is just not treating Jase as the heir to the throne, right?
He grabs Jace and yanks him in a way that I was just like astonished that he would get away
with.
And we get like, Viseris is barely intervening at one point.
he says Agon in an admonishing way, but barely.
Agon.
When Agon's like, how dare you put your hands on me?
Right.
So Harwin pulls Agon off of Jace, and Chris and Cole says, you forget yourself strong.
That is the prince.
Okay, but technically in the line of succession, Agon is further down than Jace,
and who is Cole yanking about the yard.
Reneira is Fas is Ayr and Jace is hers, absolutely, yeah.
Yeah, Jace is the air and he's not, and Agon is being treated, and Kristen is treating
egg on like the air. And it's just this whole like, it's like the secret, you know, he's just
like manifesting the reality that he wants. So anyway, Renira, Renera's got to react. Let's go.
Sneaking via Damon's secret passageways. Nice to see that those are still in good use here for
Reneera. I think you know Harwin used that passageway all the time. Yes. Got to, got to think that
came into play because where does she go? She goes right to find Harwin. Only Lionel's already there.
And Reneera stops in this stairwell. Those stairwell's coming back.
play again, Joe, to over here and listen to this exchange that that shakes her and then sparks
the conversation that she has with Lainor right after. This has gotten to a point where they can
no longer maintain their normal daily lives and course of events. Lionel says this is where
he says that Vissaris's refusal to acknowledge the truth is the only thing that's saving them.
and it's just very clear on Reneer's face
as she's listening to this,
their time is up. That's it.
I loved when Harwin said,
you have your honor and I have mine
because in a show where so many different characters
are championing honor
as the way to validate or justify whatever action
that they enact,
honor means different things to different people.
It's like Jamie's,
they make you swear-d-swear-word idea spread out across multiple character sets.
Like, there's not just one vow.
There's not one oath.
There's not one version of honor.
And so that is constantly putting these characters in conflict not only internally, but with each other.
That takes us to Reneer and Lenore.
He's hammered.
I'm mad.
Okay.
So, like, even with the closed captioning on, they're not telling me what the lyrics are, like, what is the song?
It's not, it's sounds-ish, fair and the maiden fair-ish.
But it's not the bear and the main thing, but it's not.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I want to know what the song.
I like learning the songs.
Give me the song, Fire and Blood.
Come on.
You love a song.
You're a song scholar.
I am.
It's tough.
We see not only that Lainor and Carl love music, but that Lainer wants to go back to the
stepstones.
He's longing for war.
He's longing for purpose.
And when Reneer asked if he's mad and says,
dark rumors are hunting us,
We have this really intense exchange.
Steve, can you play this for us?
And I have played my part here.
Faithfully.
Years.
I am owed some.
You are owed nothing.
For ten years, you have indulged yourself at court.
Bought the f*** drunk, the rarest of wines.
Fuck the lustiest boys.
This was our agreement.
I have not begrudged you.
But you do not desert your post when the storm lashes.
The wise sailor flees the storm as it gathers.
Joe Moore's storm language from House Valerian.
I need the Valorian family to all come together and sit down and agree on their storm metaphor.
Because this is the third time and they're all using it differently.
I kind of like it that instead of
being like their housewords.
Everybody's just putting their own little spin on it.
This is a really like sad scene because they've built this partnership as we chatted about
earlier.
But they also both feel trapped by it in certain ways, compromised by it in certain ways,
to the point where Renera has to say, I command you and pull rank on the future King consort
to get him to agree to what she wants.
wants. I have a question about her speech here, though. When she says, you bought the finest
horses, drunk the rarest of wines, fuck the lustiest of boys. That sounds to me like something you
would say to someone who married you for your money. What have you gotten? You've gotten to spend
this money. Sorry, Leinard is rich as hell. Richer, I think, than the Targary's before he came to
this marriage. So I don't know quite exactly what card she's pulling there. But the reason that stood out to me
is because so many people used to say to Renira,
like stop thinking about what you want
and what brings you pleasure
and your desires, focus on your duty.
And she is now giving that speech to him.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a fair point.
I like it.
What did you think of your favorite Tyrosi
getting a call out here?
Okay.
Recallio Rendon.
Your guy.
What a tease.
He says there's a Tyraashi general.
They're a giant, they say,
who dies his beard purple
and wears a woman's frocks.
like to see it. I'd like to see the baby. I would like to see the Tyrahi. I think I'm not going to see him.
Oh, that makes you want to go to a man. I don't think I didn't want to see him until season two, but
if we get him, I'd, I'd be thrilled. And it would be a nice way. Like, I hope he does dye his beard purple,
because that would, you know, heal the Dario Naharis book fans who are like, we never got the blue.
The dyed beard, it's true. So you and Chris, both.
going on the record on ringer pods this week that you're eager for more time spent in the
stepstones in the future couldn't be me. Listen, we got, okay, we got Dorn Martel. I know. The
Dorn mentioned was very exciting. And Rekalio or Dune mentioned. I mean, that's, fuck the crab feeder.
That's boring, right? That was, Kragas Crabb feeder was a red herring. But Rekalier and Dune,
it could be really fun. But let's talk about, Pete. I just, I just need to read out this line.
First of all, I hope you heard in that clip that we just played, that Emma Darcy has one of the best voices in the entire world.
Every single lion raid, delicious.
Their true father will not abandon them now to go carousing through the narrow sea, wagging his sword and winking at his sailors.
He knows a sword waggler, A-gon.
But anyway, let's keep going.
I thought that was quite rude, honestly, quite rude.
as Lenore says when he's like,
I'm a warrior and a knight.
And I long for battle.
We're popping back over across the narrow sea
where we've talked about a lot of what transpires in this sequence.
This is where Lena seeks to comfort Raina,
their daughter who is holding her egg,
who does not have a dragon,
this parallel with Amid with Vassaris.
And Lena sits with her child as Allison did.
And I thought it was interesting that even though the energy
and the vibe in these scenes is quite different,
Lane is also championing to her child, action.
There's more than one way to bind yourself to a dragon,
she says.
You have a harder road.
Bela's dragon was born to her,
but if you wish to be a rider,
you must claim that right.
Like, these parents are not,
are not counseling passivity,
are not counseling waiting for the storms coming.
Do you think that would have been more rich
and rewarding an exchange if we had seen?
Lena claim Begar.
I do.
Just wonder.
I do indeed, as you know.
This is also where we get that heartbreaking moment where Raina says that Damon ignores her.
And Lena says he's doing his best, but that's very painful.
And then she goes to him on the roof.
How did you feel about this conversation?
This is some heart-wrenching stuff.
I love this.
Again, they have a nice little relationship.
When she walks up, he scoots over.
He fluffs a little pillow.
He makes room for his little bed.
smile like yeah like hey hey babe like come sit on the roof with me um you know and then he slips into
you know a more bitter mode uh about his one i love his i love his like smirking joke did your brother
mention that this one also bears a market but entirely coincidental resemblance to the commander of the city watch
great shit from damon great line room for matt smith um and then she says she says she
says like that she's not the wife you wanted. He says, Laina. Like, I love, I love that because it's like,
it's true, I think, but I also really like you, Lena. So don't say it like that. You know what
mean? It's sort of how I read that. Yeah. And in the context of like a conversation about with this
character who we're always trying to assess, well, what does he actually want? It was it was even more
heart-wrenching. We will be back with Lena shortly.
but we must now go to the small council
where there's a big conflict.
New faces to the table we already talked about
or while here.
We also have Jasper Wilde.
Our new master of laws, Ironrod.
Why is he called Ironrod?
You might be wondering,
I would just like to read this sentence
from fire and blood.
At least too.
Lord Wilde's unbending attitudes
on matters of law earned him the sober kit.
Septin Eustace says,
a butt mushroom declares
that iron rod was named for the
stiffness of his member, having sired 29 children on four wives before the last
died of exhaustion.
God's being good.
Damn me, indeed.
Oh, my God.
And he fucked that poor woman to death.
Oh, my God.
That's what we're saying.
Iron rod.
Welcome to the show.
And then Joe, most notably of all.
Speaking of.
Allison is at the table.
Ranier is, of course, there, but had previously been there.
Alicent is at the small council table.
Everyone's playing with their small balls.
And we get, we kind of have three.
Most of all.
Reneer, oh yeah.
Constantly playing with the small ball.
Like, get that woman a fidget spinner.
She's, uh, yeah, anyway.
We had to have three,
three different moments in this scene.
We have a very quick Blackwood Bracken exchange.
They're back.
Our favorite feuding families.
You were thrilled, as you talked about,
on Talk to Thrones with the Grover Tully
mention.
Perkable stuff here.
Reneira says the Brackens in the Blackwoods
will use any excuse to spill each other's blood.
Now, she saw this firsthand, right?
On the marriage store. But also, like,
it's this moment where you're watching as a viewer and you're saying,
can anyone in this room, spot the parallels here?
Spot the warning and maybe apply this
to your own situation and heat it.
No. And Allison mutters this
not at all subtle. Of course.
course when Lionel says, yeah, what Rainer is telling me to do, I'll check in with the country folk,
I'm going to do that. So nothing is really, like, couched or shaded about the way that these people
feel about each other in that exchange. Then we get some stepstones talk. Vasaris is all of us,
Joe, when he says, will we ever be shut of that blasted place? I loved this. To trust a Martel is to be
disappointed.
So good.
Is that how you feel
about House Martel
to trust a Martel
is to be disappointed?
For the Tarx at this point
in their history,
I think it's a reasonable
thing to say with Doran,
not yet in the fold.
Joe, concerning moment
here from your guy, Beesbury.
Real problems.
Real problems.
They've moved onto the stepstones
and then he tries to talk
about the last thing.
It's tough.
We've moved on,
Lord Beesbury.
What does you make
of the way that Allison
and Renier are
are espousing opposing approaches here to how to deal with the stepstones, going back and forth
as everybody else looks on and you're like, has it just been like this for 10 years of this room?
Well, there's a couple things that play here. First of all, I think part of what Reneer is doing
here is being defensive of Damon, right? You know, because Allison is just sort of dumping all
of this. This is all Damon's fault. He got us into this. What a mess. And Reneer is like,
or alternatively, we don't just like win a war and then just fuck off. And,
You know, we do, should we try some infrastructure, maybe, leave some people behind to sort of watch.
And I think that again and again, in these three instances, we're about to get to the third,
Reneira is presenting herself as the more, like, with better political acumen and an actual better care.
This is in contrast to who she was when Damon took her into the city a couple episodes ago,
but our care for the people.
It's not let them be cake.
It's how about we set them up to succeed
and not leave them to fail
and tear each other apart, you know?
I think it's really interesting.
Yeah, absolutely.
And like, obviously they're speaking of the stepstones,
but what's really happening is this subtext
of their opposing views on leadership
and this question of, well,
who would actually be a more adept steward
for the realm and the people of the realm?
And then Allison dismisses everyone.
And Reneer's like, I got one more agenda item.
Fasaurus tells everyone to sit.
Allison does not.
I have felt the strife between our families of late, my queen.
And for any offense given by mine, I apologize.
But we are one house.
And long before that, we were friends.
Okay.
It's heartbreaking.
I mean, okay, I understand that, like, Reneira does have her back against the wall and is, like, this is a defensive maneuver.
But there is genuine, but long before that, we were friends, I think, in her statement there.
That is truly upsetting.
She makes this marriage proposition, which, again, like, I think it's an interesting revelation of the lesson she learned from her father about political marriages.
Like, she chafed against this, but she's like, you know what?
It actually worked out pretty okay.
except for this current oopsie scrape we fight ourselves in.
I built a little modern family and we're fine.
So let's, you know, I have a son, you have a daughter.
Let's join our houses.
You know?
Yeah, absolutely.
The Jace Helena match followed by the offer of an egg for Amund.
If that seemed slightly, that seemed like a misstep to me, honestly.
You thought it was one degree too far?
I feel like that's underlining the fact that.
Amon is not have a dragon, which is like, all my boys have dragons. Let me. And I don't think
Reneer meant it that way, but Allison, who's reading everything in bad faith, I like that. I think
she would take it that way. You know what I mean? I love that. Viseras is delighted. He's so happy
that everything is about to be repaired in his mind, how wrong he is. But before we can get to
Veseris and Allison's arguing about this, Allison does not respond to what Reneera says.
What does she do? She just says Reneira and looks pointedly at Reneera's nipples.
She's leaking breast milk. What did you make of this moment?
Mias Sreen says, Alison, weaponizing the patriarchy to silence Reneera.
She's trying to shame her. And she's using, you know, and like she's using in this room of men,
you are leaking, my dear, oh my God, you know.
And you don't know how to be like a woman and a mother out of the world.
the way I do.
So embarrassing, you know.
And Reneer being like, oh, Seven Hells.
Loved that.
Love that from Reneer.
But like something, you know,
Aria would say or something like that.
They loved it.
That was just such a...
It was ugly.
Such an ugly moment.
Yeah, from Allison.
There it really was.
And when Alicent and Viceris are making
their way back to Vesaris's chambers,
Kristen right on their heels,
Allison says,
basically, I'm not here for this.
right? And here's the quote, how sweetly the Fox speaks when it's being cornered by the
hound. Now, I think what you just said about Reneira's offer and her efforts to try to
repair this are right. And I agree. And she is trying and not everybody does. It's,
Allison's also right here, though. This is very similar to what we discussed with Corliss and
Renice being able to sniff out Viseris' desperation when he sailed to Driftmark to
High Tide to propose marriage.
This has that same overt.
I have reached a point where I must try to convince you to align with me again.
And Allison doesn't feel compelled by that at all.
It makes her think I am actually now even more in a position of power than I realized.
Well, and I think it also makes her think of like that exchange in the wherewood when Reneira's like sister.
How could you possibly think this of me?
I swear on my mother's memory
that Damon never touched me.
And so she's just like,
this is more classic shit from Renira.
That's a great point.
And we see in this,
not only this exchange with Viseris on the stairs
where she's like,
you can do what you want
after I'm fucking in my grave.
Like you will not do what you want
while I'm around.
And then also the way that Allison navigates
in the next scene,
which is when Lionel comes
in to speak to Vassaris and attempt to resign and Vassaris won't let him,
both in the ways that Allison is attempting to get Lionel, to say this thing out loud,
that would be it.
It would be the death now.
Not even if Vassaris could pretend that he didn't hear Lionel, the person he's sitting
there saying, you're the only one who's ever given me the sage impartial advice,
but also the way she interacts directly with Vassaris.
But fluffing the pillow, getting his chair set, putting the blanket on him at the beginning
of the scene, and then later, after the Lionel,
exchange doesn't go the way she wants.
She pieces out and he's like,
are you going to help me with my chair?
So this real shift in the way that she's relating to
like the caregiving aspect
of her role and her duty is
so fascinating to see here.
Right. Fussing over him when like more
than is necessary when he's like,
I got it, I got it. And she's just still plump.
It's infantilizing to him.
Absolutely.
Infantilizing to him in front of his hand.
Right. And then yeah, and then ditching him
when she decides to. And I also.
I am listening.
Fust over Lionel.
I think when she says we must have your reasoning in plain language,
it has to remind us of Vassaris making Otto say coupling.
How can it not, you know?
Yeah, coupling.
And the bowels of the brothel.
And so she's trying, she's like, well, let's go ahead and hang Lionel with the same, like,
rope that hung my father.
Let's get him to say some shit about Reneira and get him out of here, you know.
Especially because they have to all be thinking about Otto, given that Vassar.
Saris is like,
uh,
nobody else,
only your advice has been unmarked by self-interest
with stands in contrast to all others,
aka Otto,
her father.
So he's very top of mind for everybody there.
Is there anything else you want to say
about the Lionel aspect of that scene
before we move to his son and eventual murderer,
Laris?
So like,
the question here is like,
is Lionel the only character who actually cares about the realm?
And like, because he cares a lot about what it looks like.
Like, constantly his advice has seemed unmarked by self-interest.
And here he is concerned about what it will look like if he, the hand of the king,
is compromised and all this sort of stuff like that.
And I think he is thinking of the larger.
This is not really who Lionel Strong is in the book.
And I think that they've just given this to us, this idea of an honorable man unmarked by self-interest.
It seems to be who he is until he dies, right?
And I don't know, reminds me a Ned Stark a little bit.
That's interesting.
Because I mean, I think you could say, though, that even in this conversation about how he's the only character on Marked by self-interest, he's showing self-interest by not actually saying this is what I'm talking about.
Like, he doesn't speak it aloud.
He does protect his child.
A ceiling on it, which is not putting his son's head directly in the noose.
You know what I mean?
I'm like,
Laris is there for that.
Speaking up.
All right.
So this Laris Allison scene is super interesting,
not just because Laris is so incredibly interesting,
but the intimacy between that, right?
She takes,
he's already started eating before she got there.
Can you imagine?
She's the queen.
He's already started before she got there.
She takes her shoes off.
Such a sign of the kind of intimacy you build with someone
if they're in your life in that way every day.
Yeah.
I do not think they are coupling.
No.
But there is another kind of intimacy there.
You know what I mean?
Absolutely.
That is very interesting.
And we learned that Laris has in essence been like a master of whispers for her feeding her this
information.
And he flips that there, maybe in a way that's sincere.
I don't know what you're about to tell me.
Maybe in a way that just makes her feel like she has the power in that moment.
Tell me what you know that I don't.
But we get this discussion of Harwin's transgressions.
Lionel's attempted resignation.
And it builds toward
Allison's longing
for Otto's return.
And inside of this exchange,
she shows this real, like,
vulnerability and humanity
that I think is absolutely essential
for us to get with her
in this episode.
This is still a person
who just wants other people
to believe her,
to align with her,
to want to help her
forget the thing that she wants and somebody else doesn't. Because Lara says, you cannot say,
my queen, that your father would be impartial to this matter. Bangs her hands on the table.
No, but he would be impartial to me in all of King's landing. Is there no one to take my side?
I feel like she's not seeing the picture clearly. And she's not seeing how much she does get her own way,
you know, and this reads very childish, childish to me. He would be impartial to me is very human,
but it's also, she says it in a, kudos to Olivia Cook.
It's a petulant-tentrump type delivery.
I do want to shout out, there's this character who walks into this scene, Talia,
who was in the earlier scene when the baby first came into Allison's room.
And you and I both were like, what's up with Talia, yo?
Like, why is there so much, like, I feel like we're being directed to notice this woman.
The way that Laris stops speaking and looks so pointedly, like some of that is his care,
but it does draw attention to the person walking in the room.
Yeah, and she's also just like seems very like ostentatiously there in the first scene as well.
We should note that this, the woman playing Talia is Miguel Sapotchnik's wife.
So it might just be that his camera loves her the way that, you know, many husband's cameras love their wives.
But I'm just, I got my eye on Talia.
Talia.
Talia watch.
What are you up to, Talia?
What are you up to?
What's Laris up to?
What we find out?
Because he goes down to the dungeon
to recruit three prisoners
to murder his father and brother.
We zoom in on this emblem on his cane.
We see it later on the lapels
of the men he sends on this quest.
I thought initially that it was a bee
because there was a bee.
Yeah, the fire and blood,
the line about the words dripped from his lips
like honey from a comb.
But the HBO, the official HBO guide,
labels it as a firefly. So is this Laris like crafting his own sigil? What do you make of this?
It feels very Peter Baylish and the mockingbird of him, right? And there's so many little
finger comps between him. Again, we talked with Chris about this. It's a little frustrating that we don't
get any scenes between Laris and Lionel, like we're there. So we don't understand their dynamic at
all. And we only got one sequence between Laris and Harwin. But it's possible in seeing this and him
fashioning maybe his own sigil here, his rejection of how strong of Heron Hell,
like that he might have had some sort of upbringing that he chooses to not be associated with.
And despite the fact that How Strong is like a very, you know, high, powerful historyed family,
Lord of Heron Hall is like a high honor.
So it's different that Baylish who is like a self-made man making his own sigil.
It still speaks to me as sort of like a re-branding.
I'm rebranding myself away from my dad and my brother out of the shadow into this new thing.
Yeah, I think that's right.
I was going to talk about the point you just made about the relationship with his father and brother a little later when we learn what he has done.
But like, since you mentioned here, I just think that that's, I'm having a hard time with that because last week we saw, and again, last week was 10 years ago.
But we see Harwin and Laris at the welcome wedding feast together, like whispered.
to each other about the beacon of House High Tower and what it means that Allison's wearing
the stress. And then the next thing that is happening is he's killing that brother, seemingly
without any kind of internal conflict over it. And like, kinsling is a gigantic, and we'll talk
about Allison's response to this later, but kinsling is a gigantic, consequential thing.
And to understand how that character would be capable of doing that or what it would mean to
him. Like, was that even a hard decision for him to make? It doesn't seem like it.
I really think we need more time there.
I thought the performance was great,
and the line reading of the speech at the end
is incredible and gave me chills.
But I really need to understand
the way that Laris thinks about these people in his lives
and how he feels about the future he's trying to craft
to be able to accept that he just burned his own father and brother alive.
Wild stuff.
Otherwise, we'll talk about when we get to that later.
He was always one of the candidates.
Can you explain for folks his, you know,
Chris asked us about this on Talk of Thuron,
Like, how is he able to just make his way down there and his role as a confessor?
Yeah, there's this role in George R. Martin's.
I actually don't know if this is the historical term as well.
But the king's confessors, which are the torturers, essentially.
They're there to extract information from prisoners.
So he is one of when Harwin's strong in the book, at least, when, sorry, when Lionel
Strong in the book becomes Hand of the King, he makes,
Laris, one of the king's confessors.
So Harwin
Harwin has established as the head of the city watch.
So in the book, I really feel like Lionel's a little bit more of an operator,
positions his son as the head of the city watch
and his other son is like one of the king's confessors.
It doesn't really what this Lionel, like, you know,
the show version of Lionel doesn't read that way,
but it's still, this is what Laris does.
It cuts people's tongues out for a living.
This is a whole thing.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
If I were going to the trouble of cutting out tongues so that people didn't tell them what I had asked them to do, I would not show them my face and then put my new Firefly emblem on their shirts.
But that's just me.
Joe, before we actually say goodbye to Harwin and Lionel, though, we say goodbye to Lena.
We go back to Pentos and we lose Lena.
take us through this.
So we had an email from a listener, Ashley,
and a number of people wrote in about
about Lena, but
Ashley wrote in, you know,
we voiced this a couple times in this episode.
I still don't understand why it seems like we're flying
through these characters' lives at breakneck speed.
The show has proven it can be thoughtfully,
it can thoughtfully build out parts of the story
that were scarce in the book,
and I just wish they had continued to do that.
Losing Harwin and Lena, this episode is obviously sad,
but it didn't hit as hard as it would have
if I'd gotten to get to know them better
or see any glimpses of how they ended up with their partners.
It's not that I didn't catch the context clues leading up to this episode,
the grin at the hunt, the compliments of the wedding, etc.
But picking up on a clue that people may end up together
isn't the same as giving us an emotional investment in those characters.
Ashley went on in this email, and we got a bunch of emails about this,
about this accelerated pace thing is so interesting
because wasn't that one of the strongest critiques we leveled at the end of Game
and Thrones?
A rush to the finish line.
So why are we rushing here?
Again, I have a book spoiler guess on that,
but I think it's worth questioning.
But basically, we really wish we had to spend more time with Lena.
We've already mentioned the claim of Vagar.
But more importantly, and you mentioned this on Talk to Thrones,
like her relationship with Reneira, that they were close friends.
For this to not be in the show at all is like really a huge bummer.
That Reneer is devastated when she dies,
that she's by her bedside with demon when she, you know, when she goes into labor, all this
sort of stuff.
So it is a, it feels like a big miss.
I strongly when we are absent a lot of female friendships in this story to miss out on this one.
I strongly, strongly, strongly agree.
I really wish we'd gotten all of that with Lena and Renira with Lena and Vagar with
Lena and Damon, all of it.
The actual childbirth scene and Lena's death,
we had that line earlier in the episode
where Lena said that she wanted to die
a dragon rider's death.
And we see that unfold here.
We also see that Damon receives, in essence,
the same offer from the doctor that Viseris got.
And Viseric makes the decision in episode one
with Emma, what is your read on Damon's response here?
Because we don't hear him definitively say one way or another.
We sort of get a little shake of the head.
How do you read Damon's response to that moment?
And then, of course, the decision that Lena makes.
It's tough.
I think with all things Damon, we're supposed to feel ambiguous about it,
I literally just rewatched it while you were describing it.
And it really does look to me like he's making a different decision than Vassaris does.
But what's most important here is that in the end, Lena gets to make her own decision,
do you know?
And she decides she has the agency.
But it does seem that he's set up to make a different choice here.
That's my read on it, too, that he is primed to make a different choice.
I've seen a lot of people read it differently.
Yeah.
It's definitely open to interpretation.
But like you said, the crucial thing is she's not going to wait to find out.
And she goes out to Vagar.
And that moment, too, where we can feel the depth.
of the bond between Lena and Vagar, between Rider and Dragon,
where she is begging, begging, begging, Jacharis, Jukaris, Jukaris.
And Vagar, of course, does not want to do this thing.
That was just so, so, so heart-wrenching to watch.
And in the book, in Fire and Blood, the baby is born, malformed, and dies.
And Lena is gravely ill for three days and tries to go reach Vagar to fly one
more time and can't and dies on a staircase where Damon finds her. So it's, uh, it plays out a little
bit differently in the book. It does. And I think I'm, again, I really wish that we had had
more time with Lena to build up to this moment because I think from a technical point of view,
the play of expression on Vagar's dragon face is like the most expressive, like more even than
anything we ever saw from Drogon, I think this is the most expressive.
of dragon moment that we ever have had.
And so I really would have loved to have felt it's tragic and upsetting, but I would have
loved to have felt it even more knowing their bond.
Of course, we're thinking about Jace and Vermax and the lesson that he gets at the beginning
of this episode and what the dragon keepers say to Jace about a dragon obeying your
command.
And so then when we get Vagar's reluctance here, you know, to not immediately Dracar, you know, is, you know, it's deeply upsetting.
Heart wrenching.
Back in King's Landing, we get a farewell.
Before we actually get to Harrod Hall and get to the fire, Joe, we have this farewell with Harwin and Reneera and their sons.
They cannot properly say goodbye.
Reneera and Harwin can't even have this private moment.
It speaks again to all the ways in which Reneer is restricted from being her true self.
They don't get to say by it.
We never see these two kiss.
We know that they loved each other, though, and that they loved their family and that he loves those boys.
And it's just so tough.
Jace running out into the hall, Jace asking if Harwin is his dad.
And I loved her, I think her response here when she doesn't like say no, but she says you're a Targaryen and that's all that matters.
Again, I think that goes back to what I was saying earlier about like, what does it mean to be a Targaryen?
She's like, you are a Targaryian, right?
But also to go back to what you said earlier, it's like kind of reckless and like there's
real hubris at play there.
You're a Targaryen, that's all that matters.
Yeah.
So you get to do it.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
Were you like not the Ned Stark promise when Harwin promised me?
He's like, oh no.
Never say I promise.
Talk about your mother.
How loud on the shirt.
The way that like Jace is looking up at them as Harwin and Reneera, as as Harwin is saying
goodbye to Jophe and touching Reneer's arm.
These little boys, Jason Luke, are so cute.
Precious.
They are cute little children.
Absolutely precious.
They seem very sweet.
Very sweet.
After this, Reneer goes to find Lina in the yard and it's like actually what you said about
the storm, that's right, we're doing that.
Let's bounce.
It's time to go to Dragonstone.
We need to get out of here.
Interestingly, in fire and blood, they go to Dragonstone after Luke, not after Joff.
And Harwin goes with them.
So that would have been a way to spend more time together.
Alas.
Alas.
And Renera kind of builds this bridge back to Lainor by using the logic that he shared and then also
saying right of Carl, bring them.
So off they go.
And in our closing stretch of this episode, we get the fire of Harren Hall, the mystery from fire and blood revealed.
As you outlined on Talk the Thrones, there had been numerous different candidates.
Was it just, was it an accident?
Was it the curse of Harrenhal?
Was it Damon?
Was it Laris?
There are all sorts of possibilities we don't know.
So the Laris confirmation is huge.
And as Laris is speaking, the quote we opened the episode with, this great and kind of haunting
speech about children and the mistakes that we make in life. We cut, we'll talk about the conversation
between Allison and Laris, of course, but we also cut to all of these different scenes and all
of these different character sets. We see that arrival on Dragonstone, Renera and Lanor and
Jace and Luke and Jaff and Carl and their household arriving right against the water children,
but a weakness line, very ominous. We see in King's Landing,
Vesaris weeping as he is looking down at Emma's ring that he still wears on his finger.
The rat, Joe, not only is the rat back crawling across the mantle, but Vesaris looks at the rat and notices the rat.
Our attention is really being drawn to the rat, which we need to talk about.
We see on Pentos, Damon, walking away from Bela and Raina up on the roof.
There's a glimpse of him hugging them and embracing them in the House the Dragons film, feature it.
like put that in the episode.
But they cut that.
Oh my God.
And then, of course,
the charred bodies and the chaos at Harenhall.
So we're being reminded that this warning from Laris,
this message,
cements, like, what a harbinger this is for everybody in the story.
What did you make of the rat?
Okay.
Like, hopefully everyone's listening week to week.
But if you're not and you didn't listen to us talk about the Laris theory last week.
Go check it out.
Yeah, go listen to it, but Mallory and I just, like, flipped out when we saw this rat.
Basically, there's this great theory by our pal Matt, who posed his Joe magician, that Laris is a green seer, can see through the wearwood, the way that Brand could, and can also warg into things.
And maybe is working into rats.
And maybe that's why we're seeing rats everywhere.
But, oh, my God, this rat in this episode was like, I mean, okay.
But we're going to, again, hold these theories loosely and be ready to let them go and we need to.
because, like, there's another read on this.
The rat is just the decay, the rot, the, you know, gnawing at the center of this realm.
And Viseras is forced to confront, you know, sort of what he has the, you know, the rot at the center of his kingdom and his crown and all of that.
That's there, too.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Lair's speech, like, let's, like, quickly kind of annotate this and parse this because it's such a
rich text. What are children but a weakness of folly of futility through them you imagine you cheat
the great darkness of its victory? This is Taiwan's famous legacy speech basically inverted.
This is also, of course, a connection to Vassaris who pursued his dream, that dragon dream
at such great cost. He says you persist forever in some form or another as if they would keep you
from the dust. Before them, you surrender what you should not. You may know what is the right thing to be
done, but love stays the hand. Love is a downfall. Take that, Loki. Love's not a dagger.
It's a downfall. I guess those ideas are, this isn't that amen. Love is the death of duty idea,
but like really highly weaponized and warped here. And then later, the queen makes her wish,
what servant of the realm
would not strive to fulfill it.
The realm, Joe,
the characters who talk about the realm
and protecting the realm,
who does that make you think of?
Ferris and Littlefinger, obviously.
But, like, it's,
I mean, I would have to go rewatch
Eam Thrones again,
even though we just did it.
But I think it was very,
it was pretty rare on Thrones
for there to be a speech
laid over a montage
checking in on different characters.
That wasn't a regular incident.
Chaos is a ladder is one of them, though.
So we get that Little Finger account again.
But the most famous one, I think, is the Climb speech.
And the way the Climb speech starts is Little Finger saying, the Realm.
Do you know what the realm is?
It's a thousand bligs of Aegon's enemies.
A story we're getting to, you know, and how does Laira start here?
What are children?
What a weakness?
A folly, a futility.
So it's a very clear line that they're drawing between those two.
The queen makes her wish
What server in the realm would not strive to fulfill it
is what he says when Allison's like,
Dear me, I never thought
You would burn your brother and your father.
How could you?
But many people have pointed out,
many, many people have pointed out
this historical comp,
which is Henry II
who said,
either will no one rid me of this turbulent priest
or this meddlesome priest
speaking of, and that his knights enacted that for him and then him to be like,
oh, I didn't mean what?
What?
That's not what I meant?
So you think this is like a convenient faux horror in the face of this?
I think she is genuinely, sincerely shocked.
But again, I think it is delusional.
I think she buys into her own delusion
because like what did she think
what kind of fire did she think
she was playing with here?
They've been having dinner together
every night for 10 years as far as we know.
Like how shocked can you be
by what somebody is capable of?
Yeah.
But the sanctity, again,
the righteousness of her mission being,
having that called so forcefully
into question with an action like this
is what she's really grappling with.
The other interesting historical comp
is Margaret Bufort,
who is, was the mother of Henry Tudor
and is one of the people suspected
of killing the princes in the towers.
The main suspect is Richard III,
but there's this idea that maybe Margaret Beaufort
in order to put forth her child's claim,
but she was an extremely religious woman
so would not be able to sort of speak directly
to her want or desire for this,
but through sideways wishes and whatever,
you know, arranged for this to happen.
So Allison is horrified,
but genuinely like clutch those pearls harder, babe.
I don't believe you really fully at your core.
Laris just playing with what we believe to be like a clipping from the plant in the godswood that he used to talk about their respective status as outsiders and thriving when they shouldn't.
And just playing with that and figuring it as he's like, I feel certain you'll reward me when the time is right.
I mean, phrasing.
Yeah.
me.
She's fingering her flower.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Let's do the episode awards.
It's time to make the...
Whig watch.
Best wig, worst wig, Joe.
What do you got?
Best, you know what I actually really loved?
I'm going to give Allison something in this episode.
I loved Allison's wig.
It goes all the way down to her waist.
We see a lot of really bad blonde wigs.
I just want to shout out a good brunette wig that we get in this episode.
Worst wig.
And I think it's on purpose is Agon's insane.
Absolutely insane.
insane wig and I think it's just to like super super super highlight his blonde targiness.
What do you, what do you think?
I love that.
That's, Agon is my runner up.
I'm going with for best the day, the new Damon halfback.
I thought I'd really miss the short hair.
Oh yeah.
This is working for me.
I love it.
You called it, you call it silky.
You loved it.
Worst.
And I feel bad for piling on, but I'm sorry.
It's.
And again, it's intentional to make him look.
so elderly and enfeebled, but it's Viseras's like wilting headwisps.
I just, oh my God, Fitwatch, best, worst.
Okay, I'm going to give, I'm going to give, because he died in this episode, I just want to give
Harwin, you know, in his gold cloak uniform, I thought he looked very dashing.
His curls were amazing.
That wasn't a wig.
That's his hair.
I think he looked incredible.
Very, very hunky.
My friend Jenny texted me.
She's like, where are all the hunks now?
Kristen Cole's an asshole and Harwin's dead.
The show is hunkless.
It's a great note.
I don't, I don't, I don't, whither the hunks.
I don't know.
Worst, I hope we have the same one.
It is going to Vassaris's flapping sleeve.
Just like give it up, man, and pin that sleeve up.
What do you think?
So, this is true.
I had that and then I was like, I'm being too mean to Vassaris.
I have to change it.
For best, I'm going with Damon's, like, open reading.
Leisure frock.
Oh, looks great.
That was wonderful.
The sleeve was my pick for worse,
and then I switched to,
while I like the Firefly
and I like the symbolic resonance
of crafting his own identity for Laris,
you can't put your personal emblem
on your murder crew.
What are you doing?
I just, I have to dock your points for that.
I'm sorry.
Careless, reckless.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Really quickly, I have to read.
what our friend Matt
Joe magician
messaged me about that
he says
you cut these guys' tongues out
so they can't tell anyone
who they work for
but then give an ID card saying
works that club foot industries
Exactly
Yeah
It's a bad move
It's baffling
It's absolutely befuddling
My goodness
Number three
Oh they got bigger
And bigger
Best Bit of Dragon
Dumb
I know it should go to Vagar, but I'm going to give it to the pink dread.
Oh, okay.
I respect that.
Yeah, that's great.
Great choice.
The little wings.
I'm going with our first glimpse of Vagar.
Not just the sheer size, but the way that we saw the ripples of the air currents to, like, reinforce that heft was just amazing.
Incredible.
The doctrine of exceptionally weird sex stuff.
me, this is not only easy, but I wonder if this pick will carry the championship belt for the
rest of the season. What are you happy? Oh, no. I feel like I'm missing something really important.
It's the Roman Roy. I mean, this is just this whole sequence. Like, you have a different pick here?
Yeah, it's me thinking about whether or not Allison's still doing her queenly duties.
Yeah. Yeah. Because that's still happening. I have some questions about that too. Okay.
That's a good one. If this show had Netflix sometimes.
Are you doing another Roman Roy here?
No.
We have to give it to the folie.
I think we have to give it to the fully at the beginning of the episode.
Yeah.
And so I wrote Jough gushes forth slickly.
Oh, I love that.
I went with after birth squelches rapidly.
Great.
Tell me.
We were aligned there.
That's great stuff.
Uh-huh.
Archmaster Ebroce can never
Best quote
Tough one
There were so many
great ones in this episode
What's your what's your pick here?
I don't know if this is a good one
I just like now every time they say mummers
What should they say in like every single episode
And I think of Chris
So Lena talking about what they're not
She says we are not minstrels or mummers
Who Play at the pleasure of an alien prince
Is there a mummer reference in every episode
I'm going to start mummer watch
I'm on it
So we should keep tracking not only the rats
but the bummer callouts. It's great.
Yeah.
Normally I go with a line that is like,
oh, this is so poetic.
Oh, my God, so lyrical.
That's not what I'm doing this week.
This just killed me.
The way that Sarah says,
he's watching the training.
And he's like,
this is the stuff line,
lads that learn together,
train together,
knock each other down,
pick each other up.
They will certainly form a lifelong bond.
wouldn't you agree?
Absolutely killed me.
It killed me.
Oh my God.
I just loved it so much.
It was perfect.
It was perfect.
Oh, my God.
God, run her up for the David Lion you read earlier.
We moved on to the stepstones, Lord Beesbury.
Oh, my God.
That was also really good.
Beesbury.
Tough one for Beesbury.
Okay.
Joe's most reliable narrator tracker.
Any keen insights this week?
We will have an official.
updated tally for you next week, I promise, but I have COVID, so I'm doing my best.
But the line keep trying, you know, so Lenore eventually will get one that looks like
you is a mushroom report from the book. So he nailed it word for word this week, Mushroom.
Mushroom officially has a writing credit on the show after this, yeah. Yeah. It's big.
Yeah. So Mushroom gets a point this week, but I'll have a full tally for you next week because
There was a lot going on this week in terms of.
And it's, it's, I don't know, it's really interesting.
Anyway, who won the episode, right?
Yeah.
Who you got?
Allison fucking High Tower.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Agreed.
Yeah.
Easy call.
I don't like to give her the win, but she won.
Easy call.
Is it time for our moment of mourning here, our death send off?
It's time to say goodbye.
Joe.
Steve.
Give us the Dracarus for Lena Valerian and her babe.
Drakaris.
Oh, my God.
Might have noticed a change there.
Wow.
I should have guessed when he said we had a surprise coming.
Joe looks delighted right now.
Delighted.
Oh, my God.
Steve.
That is in fact Joanna Robinson.
It's amazing.
It sounded like me that's terrifying.
Can I hear it again?
You're about to, yeah.
Steve, give us the Dracarus for Harwin Strong and give us the Dracarus for Lionel Strong.
How strong here?
Double Dracarus.
Dracaris.
Trakarez.
Ra!
Oh my God.
Mallory, now I understand.
That's great.
Now I understand Mallory.
I'm sorry.
Beautiful.
Oh, my God, I'm crying.
Beautiful.
Thank you, Steve.
What a beautiful gift.
This is why Steve's undefeated, a one of one.
Beautiful.
As we're about to be reminded of with another sound cue because it's time for faceless man watch.
That gets me every time.
Just unbelievable.
Every time.
Joe, who's your pick?
Who might be a faceless man in this episode?
Oh my God.
It's so fucking easy for me this week.
God damn Talia.
Talia watched 2022.
Oh, yeah.
That's the right pick.
I'm annoyed that I didn't pick that.
That's a great one.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Hear me out for a second.
Viseria.
Because what other explanation do we have for him continuing to exist?
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
If someone took his face and his corpse is actually a corpse as it should be
and a faceless man is just impersonating the king, it would explain a lot.
I feel like soon, if parts of him keep falling off pretty soon,
Sarah's will be faceless.
Okay, here's your warning if you do not want to hear about future events from the
FIRE and blood.
It's been real.
Thanks for hanging.
See you next week.
If you do, it's time for our book.
Look ahead.
It's time for a dance of dragon dreams.
Okay.
Let's do it.
We have something to say about basically every new kiddo in the mix here.
Start with Agon 2.
And you are the challenge line.
This was so interesting in this moment for a couple reasons.
One, it's like, you are the challenge, you are the challenge because I will make you the challenge.
And Kristen will make you the challenge.
when we crown you and keep Vassaris's death secret for days
so that we can prepare your coronation as Reneira is on Dragonstone.
That's what I was hearing.
Right, because he's like, well, then I just won't.
And like I can see us getting a scene because Chris, so, like we said before,
people definitely listen to this section without having read the book.
So if you are not aware, Kristen gets, you know, this name of Kingmaker
because he's the one who basically forces.
Agon. I don't know. We'll see how it plays out in the show. But essentially, there's a version in which Kristen
forces Agon to take the crown here or persuades him, whoever he decides to do that. And I think we saw
some of that foreshadowing in the, in the yard, in the fighting yard. Like that that is like Kristen pushing
him, pushing him, pushing him. Kristen Kingmaker. It was important to get that little bit of
reluctance from Agon to set that up if it does go that way in the show too, for sure.
I'm going to miss Ty Tenant.
I think we only get one more episode with the kids this age.
I know.
And then we're going to get new kids, you know?
I'm sure the new kids will be great.
But Ty is like, I am phenomenal.
Phenomenal.
All the kids have been great in this episode.
Speaking of, Amon needs a dragon, Joe.
Now, the teaser for next week leans in heavily to Vagar.
So even if you haven't read Fire and Blood, you're probably like something interesting
is going to happen with Vagar.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the character.
they keep saying needs a dragon.
It does.
We're setting the stage heavily here, of course,
for the other thing that's teasing this episode,
which is not only Amon claiming Vagar,
but the eye for an eye sequence.
Luke and Amon's fight,
Luke cutting out Amon's eye,
the challenge.
I mean, this was so central
in the trailers before the show even launched.
The dagger, that moment with Renira and Allison,
how they see you as you truly are.
We're going to get all of that next week.
Something I think that's really interesting in the trailer for next week.
And I really apologize because I should be able to tell them apart.
I can tell them apart when they're sitting next to each other because one is much taller.
But it's either Baylor or Raina, maybe Raina, who wakes the boys and says, you know, that someone's going after Vagar or whatever.
And I like that because that it makes it more personal.
I always was like, why do the boys, why do the strong boys?
I'm calling him a strong voice.
You know, put my head on a pike if you want, Miss Harris.
But like, why does strong boys care so much that Amen is doing this?
But if it's like the girls who care about their mom's dragon, like, that could make it more personal and more, you know, poignant and more urgent that the boys get involved, you know.
Also, we see when we see Lena riding Vagar and this.
episode we see all these ropes dangling off of
Vagar and I think that
that will just make it easier for a tiny boy to climb up
on a dragon if there's a bunch of convenient ropes there
dangling so
Renair a fashion watch what do you have here
oh so you know Allison's firmly in the green
he's dressing her boys in green like
like you know like a Pinterest girl who's just found her color
and um you know
so oh god
But Reneer is not in black.
She's not, so we don't have the blacks and the greens.
We have the greens and Reneer is like, what are we doing here?
I don't know.
I'm just trying to live my life and have my children.
I don't know.
We see her in like, she's still wearing the golds and the creams and all this sort of stuff.
And I wonder if the black will come later for her as like a color of mourning,
either for Vassaris or maybe for Luke.
You know what I mean?
if the black that she wears
will be tied to
someone she's lost.
It could be,
it could even be for Lainor.
Which, I guess we can just hit that one now.
A lot of death coming her way.
We're going to have some regret about the Lainor
Bring Him, we'll need every sword we can muster
because Carl is going to kill Lainor.
Very tough.
Joe, there's a shot in the teaser for next episode
where a cloaked figure looks out at ships.
Is this for you?
again, we have not seen the episode.
We sincerely don't know.
But as is often the case,
there's some Damon-centric speculation
around the Carl murder.
Could he have orchestrated this
to get Lanor out of the picture, et cetera?
There's a sequence about, you know,
getting him on a ship, etc.
Whether he makes it off the ship alive.
Is that just Damon in his murder cloak?
If I had to guess, I'm not sure,
but if I had to guess,
I would say that's Damon and his murder cloak
in Spice Town,
ready to kill Carl.
That's what I would guess,
but I don't know.
I mean,
I always assumed that in the book,
you know,
Lane is dead.
Damon wants Renira.
He gets Lainer out of the way.
He pays Carl to kill Lainor
and then he kills Carl
to cover up the crime.
That's what I assume happened.
But we'll see.
This is going to be tough.
This is going to be very, very,
very tough for our guy,
Damon Targaryen.
Reneera, Alliance Watch.
Yeah, so she's dragging herself up the stairs.
This man stops and says, if I could be any service,
and she says, the day may yet come, my lord.
That's Lord Caswell.
And HBO gave him a first name, Lord Alan Caswell.
But House Caswell is on Rainier's side.
So I thought that was like a nice little, well,
at least she made one friend on her way through the kingdom
as she alienates Lannisters and Baratheans.
At least she spared a smile for Lord Caswell.
I love that.
I also thought that line delivery on the day may yet come,
my lord, was so perfect and, like,
kind of implies that this person has been totally useless to this point.
The day may yet come?
It was amazing.
It made me a chuckle.
Yeah.
I think Emma is really funny.
Yeah.
That was great.
Future dragons teased.
We talked already about the dragons we met,
the dragons who we didn't see,
but were either named or alluded to.
There's more even beyond that.
So Joph receives an egg here.
This will become Tyraxes.
Raina, so Bella has, again, not named moon dancer,
Raina will ride Morning.
Do you think that the offer,
do you think that this egg will eventually hatch?
Or is this egg going to remain petrified
and the offer that Rainira made if Syrax brings forth
another clutch of eggs?
Amid can have one.
Do you think that's a new Syrac's egg will go to Raina?
Morning just doesn't hatch for so long from now,
though it's hard to tell with time jumps.
I like the idea of her just toting this egg around forever.
and everyone just being like, give it up, baby, that one is never going to go.
And then morning comes out.
And morning is not a very large dragon.
But, you know, morning exists.
The next question is, like, is Helena already flying Dreamfire at this point?
She's not at the pit training.
I like to think she is only because otherwise wouldn't they say something to Amund.
Like, you're not the only one who doesn't have a dragon.
Yeah, your sister doesn't have one either.
your weird bug sister doesn't have one either?
I think so, but then why wasn't she at the training session at the pit with the rest of them?
Because she's so weird.
I don't know.
I like her.
I'm very protective of her, but like I can see her having separate training than from the boys.
Well, you hinted.
I mean, this gets us to our next thing, which is Helena Dragon Dreamer question mark,
except not really a question mark that seems clear, right?
It's a huge moment for book readers, so we can't say anything because what she says...
Allison says you all the dragon one day I know it.
And Helena says he'll have to close an eye.
We text each other immediately about this.
It's huge.
This is big and wild and end.
Propheising exactly what will happen when Eamon.
To Eamond, because Aiman will lose an eye.
Right.
But we can't say that yet in the non-book section.
We couldn't tell Chris that.
So we were just sort of like, ugh.
But then she says, then Helena says,
the last ring has no legs at all.
And I think people have had like, this is also, I mean, the Luna Love Good thing.
Just like, she's very Luna-e, but like, I think she's just going to keep saying things that
we're like, what the fuck does that mean?
And then later we're going to be like, oh, remember when Elena said that?
So the last ring has no legs at all.
I don't know what that means.
Real Maggie, the frog energy.
I'd love to parse a riddle in a prophecy and try to figure out what it might mean.
This is going to be so fun for us.
My hope is that when we get the I thing next week, we can.
can just then say this in the main section of the pod.
And then every time Helena says something in the future,
we can talk about what it might mean,
unless it's something that we know what it might mean,
and then it has to go here.
Anyway, we'll see.
Speaking of Allison and Vassaris's kids,
where is Darren?
They're just missing a kid on the show.
This is so strange to me.
Is their third son and fourth child in the story still?
Are they writing Darren out of the show?
He's supposed to be Jace's age.
They're supposed to be raised as,
Milk Brothers, but he can't be out of the story.
Has to be in the story.
It plays a huge role.
Right?
There's a number of reasons why Darren has to be in the story.
But, like, from a, like, optics perspective, I will say is, like, a gay character that we
really care about, like, I really feel like they cannot cut Darren out of this story.
It has to be in the show.
I feel very strong.
So, yeah, like, a theory that people have is that he's already in Old Town, which is
where he gets sent in fire and blood.
And maybe they just won't cast him until next season.
season, you know.
Can we get a quick mention of him then to confirm that?
Like, mention they have another child.
I hope next week they're like, wow, if only Darren could, he would, he loves a funeral.
Our Darren wish she were here.
Well, because we see Otto teased for next week.
So if Otto's back in the mix as soon as next week, maybe he can say.
I hope Otto comes back and Allison's like, where's Darren?
Why didn't you bring my other child with you?
I want to say on the like Damon Targaryen,
comma, Targaryen scholar front,
I think all the images we've seen of the Damon Renier
wedding are super interesting because like,
it appears that they do like a,
they do hand fasting,
which is not that odd,
though I don't think we've seen it a ton in,
I think maybe Marjorie and Tomon got hand fastened.
I can't remember,
but like they do hand fasting,
tying their hands together.
So they have also,
gushing blood out of their hands as they tie their hands together.
And plus they're weird...
I feel like they're going to have like a super weird targi wedding,
like a really like old targ ritual or something like that.
And I'm just curious how far Damon's targ history obsession is going to go.
You think they're going to fuck on a dragon?
Wouldn't you?
Just asking.
Just asking the questions.
I'm saying, wouldn't you?
Like, if you could, would you not?
I don't know.
It seems perilous. I will say that, which I guess brings us to another thing that we should note here in the book section, which is sweet little baby Joffrey's fate when you mentioned, you know, the dragonkeeper lied to Jace, like inside of this episode, what that primes us for. But of course, we also can't help but think when we hear you must hold mastery over your dragon. My young princess prince, Prince Agon has with Sunfire. Once they're fully bound to you, they will refuse to take instruction from any other. We can't not think about what that foreshadows for Joffrey, who will attempt.
to ride Syrax,
who is, of course,
Reneiros dragon already bound
and will be thrown from Syrax's
back to his death.
Tough one.
Over King's Landing.
Yeah.
His own sword through his belly, rough.
All these children are going to die,
by the way.
Like, all of them.
A lot of death coming our way.
Horribly.
Before they die, they're all going to marry each other,
though?
Because this Jason Elena offer
well, it's not going to be that, but Jace will be betrothed to Bela and Luke Terena and
Agon and Helena.
Stop us if you've heard this before.
Targary and siblings will marry each other.
And it's going to go fine.
It's going to be fine.
They will live happily ever after.
Oh my God.
Anything else you wanted to mention in the book section?
I mean, we've talked in past pods about how the trierty does come back into play
as a future ally for Otto against Damon and Corlis during the dance.
Anything else that you wanted to note?
I can't think of anything.
I'm just going to stay on vigilant on Talia Watch.
I don't really understand why she's here.
I have a lot of questions.
And then Laris, just ever, just ever Laris switching sides and doing what he likes.
So, I mean, I guess the point is the question we shouldn't be asking is, like, we're so confused.
didn't Laris like his brother?
How could he kill him?
Question is like, does Laris like anyone?
Has that Laris ever liked anyone?
You know what I mean?
Or does he not understand what that means?
We'd love to spend more time with him and find out.
I have to say, we all know that I have a soft spot for Beesbury.
I feel...
You love Beesbury.
You love the Bees.
Please, with the Bees.
I'm really sad that he is losing it
because that means when he is killed,
Like, if Kristen does kill him, which I feel confident he will,
and let's say he bashes his head in with the ball or whatever,
like that's Kristen murdering a senile old man.
It's terrible.
Being the face off a young gay man,
and he's about to, like, murder an elderly senile man.
Oh, my God.
Brutal.
Bring us some unproblematic hunks.
We demand it.
Beesbury, man.
We need someone. We need Beesbury to stay strong, man. We need someone to challenge fucking Ironrod. And is anyone who doesn't want to go through with this coronation is going to be killed for treason. Poor bees.
Well, I feel like Beesbury might be like, wait, are we talking about Queen Renairan? They'll be like, we moved on to King Hagan. We've moved on.
Beesbury. All right. I think we did pretty.
well considering I have COVID.
I think we're an absolute fucking legend.
What a champion and what a trooper.
Oh my God.
This was so fun.
A queen among women.
We're being endlessly fuss over, Joe.
It's a wonder we could have been sent a privy alone.
But somehow we did manage to wrap today's episode.
So thank you as always to our dragon lord, Steve Allman, for producing this episode.
Arjuna Ram Kapal for his additional production work on this episode.
And Jomea Denneran for his work on the social for this episode.
Remember, send us your emails at hobbits and dragons at gmail.com.
We will see you again on Friday for our Rings of Power, episode six, deep dive.
I'm so excited.
And then again on Sunday night immediately after Hot D, episode seven for Talk the Thrones.
The Midnight Boys will be with you tomorrow.
Poo! Poo! For Andor, episode four.
Until then, remember,
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