House of R - ‘House of the Dragon’ Season 2, Episode 3 Deep Dive | House of R
Episode Date: July 3, 2024Haunted castles, dragon eggs, packed brothels, and more! Mal and Jo are here to take you through all of it in this latest deep dive of ‘House of the Dragon’ (14:35). They take a scene-by-scene loo...k at what Rahynera's next moves will be as she attempts to work for peace as the realm delves deeper into chaos! Along with a look at what may be ahead in their book spoiler section (03:20:28). Hosts: Mallory Rubin and Joanna Robinson Producers: Steve Ahlman and John Richter Additional Production: Arjuna Ramgopal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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There's been a mistake.
There's been no mistake.
You can prevent this, Alison.
A terrible war is looming.
And even victory may be so blood is to be counted a loss.
Do not let your pride blinded.
There's a billion.
No mistake.
My father has gone from court.
Coll is on the mark, chairman.
You know what omen does?
Alice.
Greetings and welcome to House of R.
A Ringerverse podcast on the Ringer Podcast Network.
I'm Mallory Rubin, and it is my absolute pleasure to invite you not only back to the Great Sept, but also back into the House of R.
No more newish podcast feed.
Wonderful.
Entrenched, established podcast feed, the House of R. Joining me today.
Yes.
Telling me she survived many a battle and does not mean to be felled by poisoned peas.
It's my favorite dragon rider, Joanna Robinson.
I was told there be red current here.
No red current.
Lots of age venison, though.
Okay.
Some black cabbage.
That'll do.
Joanna, we are back to dive deep.
Profoundly deep.
Perhaps the deepest we have ever.
Doven before.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Into House of the Dragon, Season 2, episode 3.
And it is a bold scheme indeed.
But first, some quick programming reminders.
Let's zip through them.
Over on the ring reverse.
Button mash.
Wednesday pod.
Yeah.
Button mash on a Wednesday.
Wow.
I know.
Eldon Ring.
Shadow of the...
Steve, is it?
Erd tree?
Correct.
Nailed it.
Crushed it.
Wow.
Once again.
And first half of the year, games of the year.
Oh, nice.
Wonderful.
Then on Thursday, the Midnight Boys.
Poo!
Poo!
Boys, episode six.
And...
Oh, God.
Episode six.
That one's free.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not on a counter for the hot deep pods, only for the actual acolyte pods.
Here on the House of Our, we will also be back on Thursday for our Acolyte, Episode 6 Deep Dive,
and then we will be here with Chris Ryan on Sunday night immediately after the newest House of the Dragon episode for Talk to Thrones.
The second, the instant.
Wow.
Yeah.
I know.
We're doing so much.
Where can you find all of it?
You can find it on the new YouTube channel, the new Ringervorverse YouTube channel.
Subscribe.
You can watch us there.
You can also watch us on Spotify, follow the pod, and you can listen to us anywhere.
Anywhere you get your podcasts.
On the House of Our Feed.
By the way, you can also come hang out with us in person.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
When?
July 17th.
Wow.
Where?
Oh, El-Ray Theater.
That's right.
What city?
Oh, Los Angeles, California.
Yeah.
What's right?
Oh, Dors at 7, show, and 8.
Correct.
The Urd Tree.
Get your tickets at the ringer.com slash events.
Come hang out with us.
It's such an incredible time at the L. Ray for Talk of Thrones Live last week.
Genuinely a blast.
We cannot wait to hang out with the Midnight Boys for Ringiverse Live.
We're already cooking up some fun segments.
It's going to be thrilling.
Can we top name that drag with Chris Ryan?
I don't know.
But we're going to try.
Sweeping the nation.
It really is.
Yeah.
It really is.
Yeah.
Chris, good sport.
What a guy.
The best.
Joe, how can the people follow along?
How can they reach out to us if they have thoughts and feelings?
where can they see our little breakout clips on the interwebs, on these social media platforms?
I don't know why I'm talking like a person who's never been on the internet.
Great.
Okay.
So first of all, as you've already mentioned, we're on YouTube.
We're on Spotify.
You can watch us there.
You can listen to us on the normal feed.
Follow us on social.
Why don't you do that?
Do it.
At Ringervor.
Yeah.
On Twitter, on Instagram, on TikTok.
I hear there are clips of us constantly circulating through various platforms on the
internet.
You put up a library tour on Instagram and Twitter.
That was your urging.
You told me I had to do that once I finished.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
And also hobbits and dragons at gmail.com.
Yes.
Why did you say it like that?
Yes.
We got so many emails.
I love hot d season for the emails.
Thank you.
You guys are crushing it on the email front.
So yeah, hobbs and dragons at gmail.com.
Back to you, Mallory.
Like you're tossing to me for like the local weather report.
I was like, I finished the weather report.
Yeah.
Time for sports.
Yeah.
Great.
Happy to tell you that Gunner Henderson has announced he will be participating in the
Home Run Derby.
Okay, but the Orioles, this is not their year.
No, it is their year.
Oh, okay.
Oh, it's definitely their year.
It's their year.
It's their year.
It's back to being there year.
I heard it.
Fear not.
Okay.
Who told you it wasn't their year?
You and I had that conversation.
Never.
Never.
Okay.
Last programming reminder, it's the friendly neighborhoods.
Spoiler warning, here's how it goes.
Everything that happened in this episode of television, it's on the table today.
If it's ever happened in House of the Dragon or Game of Thrones, it's on the table today.
And throughout the pod, we will be talking about Fire and Blood, Song of Ice and Fire.
For context.
Dunkin' Egg.
For history, a don't get an egg.
Anything from the text we might bring up throughout the pod, just to explain, illuminate.
But anything that's from the future.
Saving it.
Anything that Helena might see.
Exactly. In one of her bug visions.
Exactly. An MDD, a mini-dream dispatch, or anything from the future of the text, that will be in a separate book, spoiler section. At the end of the pod, we will have a spoiler warning for you in real time before we begin that section. Fear not. Okay, Joanna, if you've not yet surmised, you are welcome here. Let's pot. The Burning Mill. That's the name of episode three. And it is directed by Gita Fassant Patel, who directed our...
favorite episode of season one, episode eight, and is also going to be directing the finale.
Very exciting.
Of season two.
What does that tell us about what the finale will be?
I think it tells us it's going to be a wonderful episode of television.
Yeah.
Lots of conversations.
It's interesting because I think, you know, Alan Taylor is directing the next week's episode.
We know what that episode's called.
I think book readers are drawing certain conclusions about the fact that Alan Taylor is directing that episode.
And so I feel like the finale feels like it's going to be conversations in rooms, perhaps.
This is what Gita does perfectly.
Great news for our pod.
Great news for Tyrion.
Wonderful stuff.
The rooms don't have to be elegant.
No, but the conversations have to be great.
Great.
This episode, episode three, was written by David Hancock, Chris Ryan's new obsession.
Not yours?
Ours as well.
Ours as well.
I got a text message about him from you this weekend.
We love the crown.
Runtime?
67 minutes.
So yet another episode that is north of an hour.
These have been meaty.
and we do have a couple new additions to the opening credits.
Thrilled to report, the little baseball head himself has made it.
Je Harris.
He's in there.
The trail of blood tracing across Targaryen history right across the neck.
Wonderful.
Were you sad that it didn't stop and do a baseball switch?
Yeah, I wanted a little seamwork there.
The baseball head king that never was.
Man.
And then cheese.
The rat catchers.
And I would say the blood, it's saturating the tapestry at that point.
Yeah, but we don't get the crow pecking the eye out,
which is something we do get in this episode.
Maybe it'll be there next time.
Yeah, Feast for Crows.
Carrying.
Delicious.
Mm.
Okay, Joe, we have a lot to talk about today.
So we're going to keep the opening snapshot.
Snappy?
Snappy.
Okay.
It's not a sentence, but in honor.
I can never remember which one has like a whale.
Yeah, a screech.
At the end.
Joe, we're going to go in the deep dive scene by scene,
beep by beat.
We'll talk more about what we loved questions we have, etc.
Then.
Give us that a moose-bush.
What did you think of this episode of television?
I loved this episode of television.
It turns out that's a somewhat divisive opinion.
People are having really strong feelings about this episode.
But I think you and Chris and I found ourselves on the side of we really, really loved this episode.
I think, you know, we're going to obviously talk about the Blackwoods and the Brackens for a long time.
But I really like how much that plays into a lot of the themes that we've been talking about, especially the themes that we're talking about around the Cargill twins.
But I wasn't asked to, like, care about.
these individual, they're, you know.
Yeah.
They don't want to know everything about Davos Blackwood and Aaron Bracken.
Yeah, I don't.
Well, I do.
Maybe.
I do.
And then Catherine Goldschmidt, I think this is a good section to call out the DP work.
Catherine Goldschmidt, I just want to shout out, she's the DP on this episode.
We get Damon banging around Harenhall in the pitch dark rain for a long period of time,
and you can see everything.
Yeah.
So for a show or let's say a franchise that has caught some critique for things that you cannot see, that was beautifully lit, I want to say.
That's what you mean.
I don't still have personal anxiety dreams and panic attacks like waking up in the middle of the night, wondering if I could see where ghost was at the end of the long night.
Couldn't be me.
Couldn't be me.
The dragons are fed way up there.
Okay.
And then I want to say that I really have, she does it at least three times.
that Gita's camera follows people sort of into,
we follow like, I think it's a Pedro,
a squire into the courtyard before Kristen takes off.
We follow first, like, a random woman
and then Ulf into the tavern in Kings Landing,
and then we follow Rainera and Stefan in their impeccable,
could not possibly see through them disguises through Kings Landing.
Like, we're just following people in like this sort of way
that I really, really loved as this uniting visual.
And then, yeah, I mean, I will just say,
that, like, my favorite episodes of Game of Thrones
are episodes like in Night of the Seven
Kingdoms or Kissed by Fire, these
like Brian Cogman joints that are very talky
and this is, like, right in line with them.
But if you're, like, a Battle of the Bastars fan,
like I can understand why this might not have been
the one for you.
And last but not least, here in the snappy snapshot,
I will say, that a listener
of ours, Dee Dee asked
if she could basically
hop into Fire and Blood, because Fire and Blood is not written
as, like, a novel, but a history,
could she, we've answered this question before.
I'm just going to give specific page numbers.
Yes, I believe you can hop into the middle of fire and blood if you want to.
Sure.
And then get hooked and go back and read the whole thing, obviously.
But like, but if you just want to read what we're covering on this show, in a hardcover, it's page 339, heirs of the dragon, a question of succession, through page 432.
So less than 100 pages, the dying of the dragons, the red dragon, and the gold.
So in the hardcover edition that I own, that's the span.
Literally, that's the page where Burning Mill, you know, happens is page 432.
Yes.
So that's all we're talking about here.
Easy, peasy to catch up and be a smug little book reader like us.
Mallory, that was my not as snappy as you may have hoped, but somewhat snappy snapshot.
How did you feel about the episode?
I love a page number.
I love a reading recco.
I thought this episode was fantastic.
I loved it.
I love chatting about it with you and Chris on Talk the Thrones on Sunday night.
We had such fun.
and I loved how rich this episode was.
I loved the conversations.
I loved the surprises.
Something like Allison and Renera ending up together, period, was a surprise, but then the substance
of what they were discussing, the fact that this thing, we have all as fans of the story
been parsing and assessing for, at this point now, literal years, right, since the end of
season one a couple years ago, became active text for the characters, was so wonderful,
this confidence that you can feel
in the reason they devoted so much time
to the backstory and the shared history.
We talk a lot across Game of Thrones
about ghosts of the past and shared history
and to really see how rewarding it is now
after the time that we've put in
was great the themes across this episode
in multiple character sets and conversations,
this sin beget sin idea,
this question of, do you know, what started it?
Have you given up on being able to resolve it?
so just like wonderful for us to assess and think about from each character's perspective and also
outside of the world when something feels true of human nature and we can map it onto a fantasy
story.
Yes.
It just is such an immersive way to spend your time exploring a world and it allows us to develop
even further those attachments and bonds that we already have to these figures because they feel
so real and relatable to us even though they get to fly dragons and we don't sad.
So I loved the episode.
I thought it was fantastic.
I'm excited to talk about every part of it.
And I just think this season has been dynamite so far.
It's been really, really great.
And it feels like we have.
I think it's building.
Yeah, we talked about this a lot in the preview pods,
the trailer breakdowns and the other preview pods we did.
The fact that we weren't going to be in this like prologue stretch anymore
that we were going to be in this tight time frame of the dance,
every minute feels like it's moving us into a meaningful place.
I really liked all of the preamble of season one because we're so deeply invested in the world,
but I totally understand why that did not work for everybody.
And I feel like already this is just moving in a way and with a speed and a confidence that hopefully will allow people who maybe thought season one wasn't for them to opt back in and join us in Westrose.
And what a joy that would be.
Loved it.
That was the opening snapshot.
And you know what that means?
It means it's time to head to the bowels of the pleasure, Dan, for the deep dive.
In the bowels of a pleasure den.
There it is.
There it is.
Don't you mean the banks of the Riverlands?
It does.
I can hear Otto saying that.
For sure.
Yeah.
As he's lecturing somebody who's failed him.
This is so beautiful.
It was so like misty and marshy and just like all those, you know, wonderful.
With love and respect to season one.
Yeah.
There's a lot of volume stuff happening in season one.
And like, they're really sort of breaking.
We've been talking about this a lot with the Akely, but they're really like sort of breaking out of that volume shell.
And this is like one of those moments where it's just like, there's plenty of digital effects happening here.
They extend, we saw on the inside of the episode, like the body count.
I think the titular burning mill is all digitally created.
But they are in like a, you know, a foggy verdant riverland.
And I loved it.
And it helps.
I mean, we're.
enthusiasts of the idea more broadly of getting out into the wider realm.
We've been talking about this a lot.
It's important to take us to those toeholds.
It's important to put us with families like the Brackens and the Blackwoods
to understand how this conflict is unfurling and impacting people all across the realm.
It's important to take us into the pub with Ulf.
Like all of those things make the world feel bigger and more fully realized.
When this episode opened and we looked through the kindling, right, ready to light on fire,
that thin, almost splintering wood of the mill?
I mean, right away, as fire and blood enthusiasts were like, fuck, burning mill, we're getting it.
It was the same reaction we had when we saw the trailers and saw the Brackens and Blackwoods.
It's like, are they going to do Burning Mill?
And this particular execution was so...
deft in terms of how it was structured, in terms of how it connected to the larger stories.
Really, really, really wonderful opening notes of the episode.
So let's talk a little bit, not just about the mill and the boundary stones and the beautiful verdant land soon to be soaked in blood.
I'm sure it's good for the crops.
I bet.
Good for the grass.
Thumber crops, the iron.
Yeah, maybe less good for the water.
A lot of blood.
A lot of blood in the water.
A lot of bodies in the water.
Corpse-y.
Bit corpsy.
Just a smidge, corpsy.
in the river lives these days.
Joe, let's talk about who these participants are.
Do you think someone downstream took like a refreshing slurp from the river and was like,
corpsey?
A touch corpsey.
Touch corpsey.
Yeah.
The Brackens and the Blackwoods.
Yes.
Anyone who watched season one of House of the Dragon will of course recall that on the
ill-fated tour of would-be suitors.
Oh, that wasn't as much success.
That Reneera took.
Everything has always gone.
fine for this family when they go to Storm's End.
Oh, yeah.
It's always gone fine.
The Brackens and the Blackwoods were moved to brawl.
There was a kid duel.
A stabbing of the gut.
It happens, especially if you were a member of the Blackwoods or the Brackens.
We also got to hear elsewhere in season one in episode six at one of our small council meetings, this discussion of this very idea, like anything.
Anything is an excuse.
The brackens and the blackwoods will use any excuse to spill each other's blood.
So we have these little primers.
And we saw that here, right?
Like it's boundary stones.
Yes.
The cows need to eat.
We're ready.
I want to like the quote we had about the Cargill twins that we read last week that was in a Game of Thrones.
The first Dance of Dragons characters that were ever mentioned were the Cargill twins.
May they rest in peace.
Similarly, we get this in the same grave.
We get this quote from a Game of Thrones.
wish to remind everyone, George wrote over 30 years ago.
Yep.
Always painful to confront, but amazing too.
So in a Game of Thrones, Katlin, who's a tully from the Riverlands.
Quote, Catlin knew them all, the Blackwoods and the Brackens, ever enemies whose quarrels her father was obliged to settle.
So from the very first mention, they're mentioned as quarrelsome, a long-standing feud.
Yes.
These two ancient houses, kings during the age of heroes, the hate tracing back across history.
This is the thing that people, like Damon, he'll tell us later, like, what, can you, I don't really know anything about these guys, can you fill me in?
But pretty rare. Most people know. I've got some notes for Damon.
Damon should definitely know.
I've got some notes.
Damon, get your head on the dragon scrolls and read like literally about anyone else and anything else in the kingdom.
Tough one for Damon there.
I want to shout out, there's so much Brackett and Blackwood lore, and we'll get to like,
a little bit of it today.
Yeah.
But I want to shout out our pals over on the history of Westrose podcast.
Yes.
Achaia, Aziz, and Sean did a tremendous preseason bracket and blackwood.
Like, you know, their pods are like several hours long.
Who could possibly relate?
Not us.
But they did a whole pod on like tracing the bracken and blackwoods through all of
a song of ice and fire and everything that George has written.
And it was really, really fun.
So I really recognize it.
Sensational stuff.
Sensational stuff.
This was a fun payoff for that thrill we all felt when we saw them in the trailer.
It's like, this was good.
It was cool.
I love this.
So this idea of this feud between these two houses, the way that this connected to the larger themes of this episode and the larger themes of Targaryen history, history more broadly, human nature, the themes of the dance, etc.
This question of how did it start?
Is it too late?
We're going to hit this in a few scenes across the episode because intentionally it comes up.
We hear it later.
Our guy, your guy and mine.
Hopefully everyone's guy.
Sir Simon's strong.
We'll voice this to Damon when he asked this very odd question.
Oh, well, the answer to that is lost in time.
Sin begets sin.
Begets sin.
This is part of the Rainis-Renera conversation that's in our next scene, and we'll talk about more soon.
This is at the heart of the conversation between Alicent and Renira.
It's too late.
Parting, parting over the idea that nothing can be done.
because you can't even trace back the root cause.
How could you hope to fix it?
I was also thinking about the Bracklands of Blackwoods
when thinking about those boys growing up,
Eamon and Agon and those three strong boys
and Helena was there with her bugs as well.
But how much of that hate was taught to them
either by Otto or Allison or Kristen.
I don't think that Jason Joff and Luke RIP were taught to hate their uncles,
but those uncles are certainly taught to hate their nephews.
And, like, you know, the kids do their own, like, boys will be boys bullying, you know, sort of stuff.
But, like, that enmity was passed down to them.
Absolutely.
The way that it is passed down in the Brack of the Blackwoods from generation to generation to the point where no one can remember where it even started.
And before it's passed from Alicent to the kids, they, it's actually part of the conversation in the Drift Rock episode.
So they don't hurl out those bastard claims unless Amon's hearing it from Egon.
It's Allison's walking around the castle talking about it.
But who's training and priming Allison to enter that phase of seeking to change the succession?
Oh, no.
So even outside of the-
And who's literally training the boys, Kristen.
Oh, Kristen.
What has he done?
And I think this idea-
I think this idea that like a Shan Aziz were really hitting on their show is this idea of
The Bracken of the Blackwoods is this lens through which you can view so much of Westrocy history
and how you always have to account for which side did they land on in any given conflict.
And you also have to account for the fact that if they wind up on the same side,
then you know whatever the threat is.
It's extraordinary.
It's extraordinary.
Yeah.
It's probably like supernatural.
So, yeah, it's an incredible device that George uses.
Just to confirm.
You don't think that Viseras saying that Jace and Darren should have the same wet nurse
was a sufficient balm.
Who's Darren?
Dude, Darren mentioned in two episodes in a row.
Who's that?
Can this be our life?
I also like this.
So there's very little, there's very little that happens before we get to stabbing.
in the Riverlands, right?
Yeah.
But one of the things they say, right, is they say,
the Assize at River Run?
Yep.
Fuck the Assize and fuck you.
So this idea of like ignoring the authority of the Tullies.
Yep.
Right?
Fuck what River Run says.
We don't care.
We talked about this on Talk the Thrones.
We'll talk about it a little bit more.
But like that's their liege lord.
And they're like, we don't give a fuck.
Yeah.
And it, you know, fuck the Assize and fuck you or my, sorry.
for the language, but...
Yes, it's...
We never curse on howce you are.
I was just a lot in a row.
Did it give you Shays of the Hound?
Sure.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, I love that.
I love that connection.
And, like, this was one of the things
that was such a brilliant stroke
about starting with these families
because that taps in
what you're citing here to this
young blood running hot theme
that is, again, present in the Renésterner.
We've been talking about this
a lot the last few weeks
and how that initial series premiere conversation
between Rainis and Corlis at the tourney,
right, balls full of seed, fistful of steel,
is something that's going to stand out to us
with increasing prominence
as we make our way through the series.
And this is a story in many ways about the Targaryens,
but again, this is like, from that Reynese warning,
Renera will mention it to Allison to the Sept,
right, calling back to what they witnessed
to how they saw in front of them that violence was not just inevitable but desired.
There's something base inside of these young men.
They can't wait to brawl and bash each other's heads in.
It has nothing to do with Agaana-Ranera, what they do here.
It has nothing to do with the Targaryians.
Right.
But it's just like a convenient cover to a fight that they wanted to have anyway.
Yes.
And so like this is about people and how they behave and how you're shared history with people
or the context of the world around you
and forms the way that you think about who you are
or who you want to be.
And while it's a story about closer to gods and men and dragons
and all of the family strife and all of that is true,
there is this wider truth that applies to the characters
who have no hope of ever mounting a dragon.
It's also important to remember, like, you know,
yes, Agon conquers Westeros.
That's less than 200 years ago.
Like that is not too far past that they were all their own kingdoms.
Yes.
And you know what I mean?
And so this idea of just like old grudges made new and, you know, the chafing against this idea of being submissive to either your liege lord or, you know, the royals who said on that, what is it?
It's a chair, some sorts, big chair.
The throne.
That was hilarious.
I like the way that this scene establishes these parallels and tendencies and instincts because
like when Davos, our old friend, our old pal, Davos Blackwood, says, you wouldn't die.
And then we cut straight to corpse the clock.
Fantastic stuff.
It made me think of the auto-egon exchange, you wouldn't dare about stripping him of his
post his hand.
And what did Egon say?
I have dared.
and I find it stimulating, which was chilling.
This is what it looks like when you dare.
So this is what it looks like when you dare.
This is what it looks like when divisions from the dance spread across the realm.
And we've read this passage before, but it feels worth revisiting now that we have it in context
because this paragraph that we have shared is kind of like a tone setter for what the state of the realm was on the eve of the dance.
It's the paragraph.
You gave the page number.
it is the paragraph that leads right into Burning Mill.
And we get this tone setter, and then we get Burning Mill to prove the truth of these words.
Burning Mill is two graphs?
Two paragraphs?
Mere pages.
This is like one of the things that I love.
It's not even multiple pages.
I think it's like four or five paragraphs at most.
I think it's just like a few.
Anyway, it's very short.
It's brief.
Yeah.
It's zippy.
The Dance of the Dragons entered a new stage after the death of Lucaris Valerian in the stormlands
and the murder of Prince Jaharis before his mother's eyes in the Red Keep.
For both the blacks and the blacks and the blacks,
the Greens, blood called to blood for vengeance. And all across the realms, lords called their
banners and armies gathered and began to march. What does you make of the cut right to the aftermath?
Oh, I love this. And I think, you know, we, Alan Taylor, I think, has said that we are going to
get two large battles this season. So they are coming, right? It's not, we're not just doing a Turing
season one of Game of Thrones. I got knocked out and missed the battle.
This isn't just a budget cut.
This is strategic.
This is strategic.
And they could have showed us Burning Mill.
But the point is, we don't know these Blackwoods and these brackens.
They're not, you know, much time has passed since we last saw them in season one.
This isn't not the same kids.
We don't know these characters.
And that's sort of the point.
And I think the cut to the mass casualty, starting with this tiny skirmish between these two boys.
Brutal.
I just thought it was, I loved, I like gasped.
Yeah.
And then the mill's on fire.
And this is how quickly, the cut of a frame, everything can end.
Yeah.
Right?
And the soar through the neck.
Maybe this is embarrassing to say, but I'll happily share that I definitely thought that was that actor.
And only until I watched, it wasn't until I watched.
It wasn't the second time they pulled us with their silicon models.
These 3D printed renderings and molds of these people, like that's not a person.
And it really looked like one.
And it is just amazing what they are able to achieve.
I mean, we're talking a lot about the castle builds and the sets.
And we'll do that today with the Driftmark shipyard set and Harenhall, et cetera.
It's astonishing.
But little things like this, it's just really impressive, the level of craft on display here.
And there were, this is where I'll admit something embarrassing.
Tell me.
I was so smug about, like, I was never confused during the cargo fight.
I definitely thought it was the blackwood and not the bracken in the water.
I definitely thought, and that's sort of the point.
Because you can't, it's, they're also saturated in mud and blood and death.
The tunic looks black.
I thought it was a black tunic.
And then I watched the behind the scenes.
I was like, wait, that's the other actor.
Oh, it was the bracken who went in the water.
He has such astonishing cheekbones and bone structure.
But again, I thought it was a real person, not a rubber doll.
So here we are.
We're definitely both getting a ton of sleep right now and doing great.
Anyway, they got me.
The thing that you described them getting you with in the Cargill, they got me here 100%.
It really worked for me.
Let the record state.
I never said, I was confused during Cargill Bowl.
I said we were meant to be confused.
Okay.
That was never confused.
Speaking of Arc and Eric.
Our guys.
Joe, they're not out of our lives yet.
They make another appearance.
Got another episode on the old IMDB pages because it's funeral time.
They are being buried in the same grave because they are,
one soul and two bodies, and so they are now two bodies in one grave.
And that is poetic and lovely for them.
Quick out, quick shout out to our listener, Chris, who wrote this email, which I thought was really funny.
Can we get my guy the Dragonstone Grave Digger some help?
He's out here filling twin-sized graves by himself one meager wooden shovelful at a time.
He'll be filling that hole still through the ascension of egg on the fourth.
We get 100 rat catchers in the Red Keep, but only one cryptkeeper on Dragonstone.
I'm not even going to get into the one.
woeful contractor work at Heron Hall.
Duh me.
Here's my formal read on this.
I just think Targaryens are burning bodies.
So this is a very rare need.
It's not often that you're digging a grave, right?
Do they bury them in their armor?
Yes.
They did.
I would save that armor.
Would you go like full-time in with ice?
Would you melt it down and make something from it?
No, I just put it on the next person I add to the king.
No, put different armor up on the next guy.
I said this can never have.
I was gray-handed black, and then I would put it on a different member of the Kings card.
Oh, man, great email from Chris.
It was funny.
This is quite a long scene.
And at the end, they look back at the grave, and it's like, there's some dirt.
Yeah, that guy's going to be there forever.
The grave was so deep.
It was so deep.
So deep.
Oh, man.
Good stuff.
Jace.
Oh.
Heated.
Hot-tempered.
He did in this episode.
I think this is the most worked up we've seen.
him since there were a couple moments in season one where he was displaying an intensity,
like when he, that's my teenage boy.
Is either that or an old codger, who can say?
Oh, man, it's just, well, are they that different?
That would be a question that we pose when we get to the black council scene later.
The sequence in the at the end of season one when Jace and Luke are training out on the
Sands and Jace is like kind of being mean to Luke for not being good enough, which is
the only time we've seen something like that from Jace with a brother. He's like normally the
like, I'm going to say, I miss you, I'm holding you, I'm tending to you. And then when he was,
the other moment was when he was yelling at himself in season one for not being a quick enough
study with the high Valerian. And that obviously tapped into some insecurities about how
people receive him and do they think he's legitimate, etc. So this like, most of our time with
Jace has been very vulnerable, very sweet, very compassionate. This was really notable.
This is part of him. Absolutely. He is the basest of villains. He sullies the grave of his brother.
You have to assume that Jace, who was missing Luke, his own brother, so dearly, would think this act like even fowler than just other people.
Surely he knew Eric. Not Eric, but Eric, you know.
Just bros being dudes. Just pals being guys. Lads being gents.
Yeah.
What did you make of Renera's reply?
Because she says, I cannot fault him for keeping the oath to which Jace replies.
And what of those who sent him, which is like where we really get that heat from Jace?
But I was struck by the Reniro part of that as well.
This is a person who chose to stay with the usurpers rather than honoring Viseris stated.
Yes, Arc with an I.
Rather than honor Viseris's stated succession.
Yeah.
Penetrated her home.
Sure.
But she says a usurper, I feel like, is the worst thing she says about Egon versus, like, the cunt, whore bitch of Dragonstone, various appellations that she gets from Team Green, you know?
And we talked to Chris about this on Talk of Thrones, but, like, Reneira still does have a tremendous amount of affection for certain people over on that side of the bay.
Yes. Helena, Allison, Allison, that might be it.
But, you know.
Whereas I don't think anyone other than Allison on Team Green is going to say I have a lot.
a kind word for anyone.
Right.
You know.
And even Allison was like talking shit on those boys in a way that she did not need to.
Yeah.
So I just think it speaks to Reneira's temperament.
We're going to see Rineer do something wild.
Yeah.
Truly wild in this episode.
Yeah.
And I'm fine with calling it wild and still liking it.
Yeah.
But it speaks to her how desperate she is to not take the next step.
Yep.
But we're already there.
We are too late.
We are.
But you're right.
She's measured.
She's slow to violence.
She hasn't tethered to some affection and still some hope.
Jace leaves.
He's off and off.
Time for Renice and Rennera to chat.
This is a fantastic conversation in a great scene.
They're invoking that idea of the hot young blood again, right?
This is something that Renice is returning to.
They have the bit.
The young men, she says, have taken the bit in their teeth.
And we keep hammering this note because it is important for us to remember that Renice and Renera were not easy allies.
And you love this point.
This was the thing that Renice said to Corlis in the season one finale, that girl is holding the realm together at present.
Every man standing around the painted table urges her to plunge the realm into war.
Reneer is the only one who's demonstrated restraint.
And so this isn't just what led Renice to Reneer.
This isn't just what Renice has been saying since The Tourney in the series premiere and believes in her soul to be true, knows to be true.
This is her final push to say, like, keeping the person that I saw you could be.
Everybody can feel how hard it is to hold on to us.
We're not there yet.
I'm so reluctant to use my dragon.
I will kill hundreds of people.
Straight through the floor of the dragon pit.
Right through the floor of the dragon pit.
But I won't light the flame.
What do I wish we could have a do-over on that one?
I also think it's really notable for her to be like, listen, Otto Hightower, don't like him.
But guess what?
Yeah.
He wasn't this.
Yes.
Like we're in a different level of the game now, whereas at least it was adults playing chess and now it's children playing, I don't know, horseshoes.
That's a bad comp, but, you know.
And do those children remember when they last played horseshoes together?
When they first played horseshoes together, I feel like we could use a recap. Steve?
Soon they will not even remember what it was that began the war in the first place.
But it's easy enough they usurped my throne.
That's just one answer.
Or was it when the child was beheaded?
Or when Amon killed Luke?
Or when Luke took Amon's eye?
He teetan now at the point where none of it will matter.
And the desire to kill and burn takes hold on reason is forgotten.
This was sensational.
I'm sorry, all I could focus on was the scrape of the shovel of that poor man.
No, it's tremendous.
Is this the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead cut of Hot D Season 2?
The Grave Digger, the Grave Diggers, P-OV.
Alas, I knew him.
Imagine the Grave Digger in the Riverlands?
Ooh.
Hmm.
We've gotten some grape diggers.
Oh.
Sure have.
Yeah, excellent previously on from Rainies.
Thank you so much.
Genuinely helpful.
Really lovely.
But yeah, this idea, like, we teeter such good.
And then the desire to kill and burn takes hold and reason is forgotten.
She is talking about, as she has been, since episode one, these hot-tempered, young, untested men who have never seen war.
But she's also talking about the nature of a dragon.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Right?
Absolutely.
My dragons grow restless.
Right.
Lonely.
Lonely and restless.
I'm going to cry when we talk about that later, I think.
Okay.
I don't think I should have said it yet.
do this season.
An impression of
Seasmoke hooting mournfully
off the coast.
This is like
mournful hoots.
Fornful hoots.
Yeah, my version of like
a dude thinking about his grandma
so he can like prevent himself
from coming is like
I'm going to be thinking of
Chris
talking about
Seaspoke doom scrolling
to laugh instead of crying.
That's going to be my little personal trick
to letting you in on the process.
Is that a thing that...
Isn't it?
I don't know.
Their grandmother?
Isn't that the thing?
I just wouldn't want to...
I would think of like, I don't know,
my sports team losing
before I would introduce my grandmother
into this scenario.
You know what you think about right now?
Oh, geez.
Nana.
Let's introduce Nana into this scenario.
Nana.
Oh, man.
Well, Nana's not here, but grandson of Vassaris, he always is.
And it's just, Joe, this wasn't the stuff.
And they would not form a lifelong bond.
No.
And no, we would not agree.
Veseris didn't always understand the stakes, but Raine-Neice does.
There is no war so hateful to the gods as a war between kin,
and no war so bloody as a war between dragons.
I have to ask.
What was that?
What does this make you think of?
Would you say that no man is this a gurst as the kinslayer?
It's the first time hearing of it, to be honest with you.
The stakes for House Targaryen.
Yeah.
The dragon riders.
But the stakes for the realm over which they rule and fly.
I would remind you only that when princes lose their temper,
it is often others who suffer.
We heard Sylvie say to Amand in season and episode two.
Something that Condal said...
What if those princes are on dragons?
Exactly.
But it's like something that Condal said at the beginning of the season was like we would focus
more on the small folk.
But I really liked how we were just like we're going down the strata because it's not
just like dragon lords to, you know, maddens and brothels.
There's like a lot of layers in between.
Yes.
Yeah.
And like talking about the river lords or whoever else it is, like everyone has to pick
aside and everyone suffers one way.
or another. I have, as I already mentioned on this podcast, been reading, rereading Duncan Egg.
I finished. I'm devastated. Maybe I'll start it again. I need... Okay, I don't want to say anything
is more important than getting winds of winter because it isn't. But... I feel like it would be easier for George
to give us these more Dunkin Egg. He can bang out a fourth and fifth novella, right?
Yeah. Keep telling us the story of Dunkin Egg. Give them more material for more seasons.
When you finish the mystery night, which is the third, you know, novella in the collection.
and Night of Seven Kingdoms, there's an author's note from George, and he's like,
I can't.
Don't get able to have so many more adventures, it'll take him to the wall, it'll take him here,
it'll take them across the sea, you know, to the free cities and blah, blah, and he was
like, and it was like George R. Martin, 2015, and I was like, oh, George.
Anyway.
It's sad.
The sworn sword is the second of the third.
And, like, it's fun to reread this, not just to like anticipate.
Where a guy, David Tennant will eventually be portraying.
It's not a bad.
It wasn't a bad casting call.
Thank you.
I'm, I'm retroactively approving of that.
Okay.
The sworn sword, which is the second of the three, you don't have to have read these, read
these to follow along with me.
No.
All of these are George exploring certain, like, big ideas through the adventures of, you
know, dunk the tall and his squire egg.
Yes.
And so the sworn sword especially is concerned, all of them are concerned with what it
means to live in the aftermath of a civil war because there was a blackfire rebellion,
which was another Targaryan civil war.
And will inevitably be a television show at some point.
And it's going to be great.
It's going to be great.
It's going to be wonderful.
I can't wait to go from the blacks versus the greens to the reds versus the blacks.
No one will be confused by that at all.
All of the merch.
You're going to need all of it.
Okay.
So the Sworn Sword is about sort of like, okay, so the rebellion happened.
One side one.
What happens to you if you were on the wrong side of that?
And, you know, certainly like we thought about that a bit with Robert's rebellion.
but this is sort of like so much more present for George here.
So here's the quote from Sworn's Ward.
Quote, when two princes fight for a chair where only one may sit,
great lords and common men alike must choose.
And when the battle's done, the victors will be hailed as loyal men and true,
whilst those who were defeated will be known forevermore as rebels and traitors.
So good.
Two princes fight for a chair where only one may sit.
I mean, that's exactly where we are.
The throne.
Ever heard of it?
It's a chap.
Made of swords.
But I just like really, I love like the vice that all of these, you know, lords and then
their vassals and then the common folk who like live on that land are find themselves
and they have to choose unless you're Dorn.
Let's go to Dorn is my point, you know?
Dorn's like, leave us out of it.
I love that you said at that passage.
The question.
of how everybody
seeks to coexist after.
Yes.
And I mean, like we,
it's something that we can continue to think about,
but like the aftermath of Robbins Rebellion,
you know, that we spent so much time
with in Game of Thrones.
Yeah.
Didn't really marinate in that
as much as George is fascinated about that
in this period, you know?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Yes.
Because everyone, like, almost everyone was like,
that king seems.
Pretty bad. Yeah. There's definitely a reason that George, the bulk of the canon and outside of the primary text is it's Targaryen canon. There's definitely a reason that this is his preoccupation.
Renice has an idea, Joe. Alicent. Alethent High Tower. And not only does she have an idea. Do you think Renice has been reading the fan fiction? And she's like, I've been on AO3.
Yeah. TikTok, mirror hours remain in Pride Month. Would you like to hide you hence to Kings Landing? Light some candles.
great. I love this. Not only is
her niece reading the fanfic and throwing out
this idea, she is doing it
because of, in our
least favorite episode, our
favorite scene of that episode
she's calling back to that great
moment when Allison sought
her out after Vassaris'
death, the window in the wall of your prison
scene. Not good episode.
It wasn't the
conversation between
Missari on Otto? No?
Maybe it was when Tom Glencarnie just decided to
bite you and Mitchell.
That was actually hilarious.
Impala bite in their fight scene.
That was actually hilarious.
So what did Allison say to Renice when she made her pitch at that time?
We do not rule, but we may guide the men that do gently, away from violence and sure destruction and instead toward peace.
So what's fascinating about this is Renice is viewing that as a life raft that they could still try to grab onto and maybe avoid discreet doom.
I mean Allison thinks she can do this.
This is, right.
And then for us, his viewers were like, how's that all gone so far?
Which just, I thought actually just heightened the dramatic intrigue here.
Kind of a big reveal from Rainer here in a hugely tough beat for Ironrod.
Reneer has not read the letter.
She says that Allison sent a scroll, but she didn't look at it.
So Iron Rod talking shit.
Left Allison on red, on scroll red.
Brutal.
Not everybody's on day one text reply terms.
Not everybody.
Here's our relationship.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know you will almost always text me back the same day.
Yeah.
After meetings.
But usually it's at the end of your day when you finish your meetings.
Yeah.
And then I'll just get a flurry of replies from you.
And I'm like, oh, Valerie's done with their meeting.
I did have an enjoyable moment last night where I caught up on no fewer than 67 texts from you and Chris all at once.
And just went and what was going reply, like text by text, which I'm sure you two enjoyed.
So Renice pushes this idea of what we think we know.
Like you cited what she said about Otto because Reneer is like, well, sure, but Allison, you served my throne.
She helped you serve my throne, which is true.
That is the thing that happened.
That is the thing that happened.
It's a tough affair.
Tough affair.
Reneas tries to show Reneera, okay, this thing you're saying, this thing you're thinking.
Well, they're doing that about you.
Like the way you orchestrated blood and cheese.
So that's an interesting moment because so much of this episode is about perspective and point of view to ask Renira to not make the same leaps or assumptions or deductions that other people are making about her.
And we know that in her heart she still carries not only that affection for Allison that you cited, but a belief that there's a thing that she would not do.
Like we heard more time has passed since murder.
Mada!
When the prince was madame.
I do not believe Alicent capable of cold murder.
That's what Reneira said to Damon in episode 7.
I need you to meet Fabian Frankel one day.
Mata!
You can just do your pitch perfect impression to his face.
Oh, man.
Good stuff.
Speaking of, should we chat about Kristen?
And what has Kristen Cole done?
He's got a new necklace.
You're always on wig watch corner, but I like to think that you're also an accessory corner.
Oh, obviously.
Would you like to share a new necklace?
thoughts about the hand of the king like Claire's choker?
Hands of gold.
That he's wearing hands of cold, yes.
Hands of gold.
What a trashy look for Kristen Cole.
A real.
Okay.
I don't know.
I understand that you can't pin the hand of the king to your armor.
But I feel like you could like ask the metal workers to make you like, I don't know,
a little like flat embellishment or something like that for your arm.
What about just like a helmet decal?
Yeah.
You know? Oh, sure. Right? Like the footballers?
Exactly. Yeah, exactly. The footballers. Yeah. Sorry. They call the footballer. Oh, man. So we glimpsed that necklace show.
It definitely seems like we've been hanging out at the pub with Ulf today. Oh, man. It's just a lot of coffee, no food, and no sleep.
Can't recommend. We glimpsed Kristen before he makes his way to the small council meeting.
alone in his chambers.
The audio is muffled.
It's like a haze.
Yeah.
The haze is...
It's like the tail end of a panic attack.
Imposter syndrome?
Yeah.
Well, so is he thinking about the cargels or at least Arik, perhaps?
But I think he's also doing a thing that maybe sometimes I do, which he's just like hyping
himself up for a meeting that he's very scared of.
Getting ready for the big game.
Yeah.
Well, I don't get ready for big games, but I do get ready for meeting.
And sometimes I'm scared with them.
So, you know, you're just...
sort of like, it'll be over. It won't, this won't be forever. You just have to sit and put your
little stone ball and a little stone thing and just sit there. You've been in this room before.
Yeah. Now you're just sitting in a chair. It's fine. Now your favorite murder weapon, that small
ball is a formal indicator of your presence and authority. Your purity, your worthiness.
Fidelity. Speaking of the purity of the white cloak, Kristen is entering the big
game not by bursting through a banner, but by walking through the stairs and the doorway where he
confronts three new members of the Kings Guard. Joanna, your favorites, the Pussy Pussy. Leo, Marty.
Marty. Marty and Eddie.
Leo, Marty and Eddie. I think Marty's my favorite.
Marty's definitely the best. He's never fucked a woman.
Leo's the smartest because he's the one who caught on first that egg on was serious about the purity of our.
whatever. This is just wonderful stuff.
What a come-up for your bros.
Kristen seems alarmed that the dipshit king has
named his drinking buddies to the
Kings Guard without a single conversation.
The funniest thing.
They're like lounging on the stairs.
Leo can't be bothered.
It's not his real name, but I'm going to call him Leo.
Leo cannot be bothered to stand up straight
when he actually just like tosses him the most like bored
whatever. And Kristen's
like, fuck. Well, I
been like
prepping my deck
for this meeting
got all the slides
ready except he didn't
he has nothing to say
someone held a
Kingsguard election
without me
the Lord Commander
and I just think
it's a great
I mean
Agon doing this
is perfect
for his character
but like
right
let's think about all the
you know
we talk about the
symbols of legitimacy
for Agon
yep
what has he done
with the throne
he sprawled upon
it like a drunkard
yep
What has he done with the crown?
We find out that he has, like, soldered it to a suit of armor.
What does he do with the dagger in this episode?
He jams it into the table.
I can't be good for the edge of the dagger.
And what does he do with the Kingsguard?
Sully's the shit out of it by putting...
My palsch.
My palsy.
Stacking it with the pussy posse.
You know, it's just...
What a guy.
He acceded to that prank.
without consulting auto, and then he gave his pals, Kingsguard Armor,
and seemingly without them understanding exactly what they were signing up for a lifelong
vowed chastity. Tough for everybody involved.
Yeah.
Everyone.
Yep.
Everyone.
When you saw Kristen say.
So those guys, the Pussy Posse are in the white book.
Are they not?
They have to be.
They're sworn brothers of the Kingsguard.
They're committed to the pages of record.
Jamie, does that make you feel a little less like...
stressed about being in there or not?
When you saw the hand emblem as Kristen took that seat, how did it make you feel?
Oh, well, actually, this is a great episode for Kristen Cole because this is the closest I've come to feeling sorry for him.
Yeah.
Like, maybe ever, honestly.
Yeah.
He gets a face full of, like, classism and racism later on.
From Gwain, yeah.
From Rkeye Gwyne.
And, like, his imposter syndrome here is something like, he's, like, he's, he's.
human and relatable that I can understand.
Yeah.
He's still an absolute piece of shit.
I do love that he, like, cannot look at Allison in this meeting.
Yeah.
People are throwing barbs at him about the whole Eric debacle.
Yeah, they have some notes and they're not afraid to share them.
Right.
I mean, Jasper always is unafraid to share a note.
But, you know, Allison, like little barbs and stings are coming his way.
And he's just sort of like kind of eyes forward, eyes on the prize.
We have a plan.
And we're going to execute that plan.
Yeah.
And I don't know much, but I do know how to stab things.
So let me get out of here and go stab some people.
Yeah.
As he makes his way to sharing his plan, it really does feel like he is fleeing the discomfort of this political, diplomatic role that he rose to, frankly, not of his own design.
A gidding assent.
A kiddying assent.
I simply cannot wait to talk about Freddie Fox's arrival, anticipated thrilling arrival.
Did you see?
Rilling Arrival in this show.
Who Freddie Fox is playing in Sandman Season 2?
No.
Loki.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm so serious.
What?
Uh-huh.
Freddie Fox.
What?
As Loki in Sandman Season 2.
I know.
I know.
Oh my God.
I actually feel like we're not worthy.
Like sometimes we don't deserve the good things that happen.
For listeners at home.
Oh, my Lord.
Holy hell.
I waited until Mallory was on camera to tell her that on purpose.
I was hoping you hadn't seen it.
that I can tell you.
I am overwhelmed.
I am overwhelmed.
Much like Kristen is in this meeting, much like Allison does.
Very disappointed.
Are you getting a, oh, we wish we were in private so we could fuck right now energy for
them?
Or are you getting no, we're never going to fuck again?
I'm getting we're never going to fuck again from Allison.
Me too.
Yeah.
100%.
She did not like the Aric plan and I think she is confronting.
She is that Otto is gone and Kristen is in Otto's role.
Yes.
And she is even further away.
He has the king's ear and she's even further.
away from whatever semblance of power she had.
Right.
And has to confront, like, who the people closest to her are and what they're capable of doing and what they think is why.
He was her, like, dog on a leash, right?
Not a very strong leash.
Often broke the leash.
But now he's not that anymore.
She has lost control of him entirely.
He's Agon's pup now, right?
And so, you know, there's going to be no more night standing outside of her door.
He's not her sworn sword anymore.
He's a Lord Commander.
I mean, I cannot wait to talk about.
The courtyard scene.
Same.
That's an incredible scene.
But this is very much
we are never, ever getting back together.
It's done.
Yeah, it's done.
It was fun while it lasted,
even though we never got to see the car
and the animalistic scene.
I'm not saying never ever, ever, ever.
Yeah.
But not right now.
Not right now.
Many dogs are off the leash because, as A.
As A. Mann says,
war is already here.
Already here.
Tells him about Burning Mill.
Eggon is, of course,
thrilled and happy to claim first blood
in our name and the advisor
It's a title. Everyone's like, ah, ooh, not so fast. That's a kind of fascinating little moment to watch.
I got to chill from Egon's response. The way that he silenced, the bickering will resume
momentarily and Allison will have some notes, but the way that he silenced this effort to guide him by saying,
call it what you will, I call it war, and so will Dragon's Stone. And there's that idea again, right?
It's too late. Yeah. Call what you will. I call it war.
of what the other team is concluding, right?
Which is happening in both directions.
No, it is.
But we just talked about that with Rainey's and Renera.
But it's like, Renera's like, I don't want to say we're already there.
Right.
And Nagin's like, well, they're already saying we're there.
And, you know, Dargents was going to say, well, they're saying we're already there.
So, yeah.
Reneer is like, they'll make the same calculation to not use their dragons.
And over here, we're here.
They're going to say it's war, too.
It's not great.
So to war then?
To war then?
To war then.
Great to get to hear that to war then.
Yeah, at long last.
Wonderful stuff.
Fuck dignity when we finally got it was also still great, but we didn't get to see Egan's face as he said it.
But we were right there with them for the smiling smirking to war then.
Delightful stuff.
So the question is not what to call it show, it's what to do about it.
And there's a moment where everyone looks at Kristen and he is quite literally like twiddling his thumbs, just like playing with his fingers, has nothing to say.
He will eventually share his plan.
But in the first moment where they turned to him for counsel and his new role as hand.
He's like, eh?
he's got nothing.
Everybody else has an opinion.
This army, that army, my brother Jason, the foreman who puts forth is a plan we saw him develop with Aman already.
So it's not that he doesn't have a plan.
He's just in that moment incapable of saying it.
Yes.
And when he reveals it, we recall the way that when he and Aemans were strategizing in secret,
they were like, maybe we can present this to the king and private.
This was not necessarily the way they were intending to try to intercept him.
And the difference is the Vagar one, right?
And we get the great, like the freezing of the coin.
The wonderful coin.
So we talked about this on Talk to Thrones,
but this was something we both really got a kick out of seeing that Amund is carrying around this coin that reminds him that Damon sought to kill him.
This like totem now.
And to see him twirl it in the way it freezes in his hand when Kristen's like, actually,
Vagar's going to stay here to protect the city.
Like, that's the one thing that's different from what they talked about.
And then it starts rolling again.
Because he's sort of like, what's all that?
But he's not going to, he has taken the note that we have given so many characters, which is like, don't throw hisy-fit in the small council chamber about this.
Yeah, take a beat.
This is a private conversation between you and Kristen Cole.
Good stuff.
At least it was not private when Iron Rod mentioned not only Darren, but we got it to Sarian.
Not.
Here it was.
Your brother, Darren's dragon, nears fighting age.
But where is he?
I'm taking these kernels and these morsels and they are the sustenance of life for me right now.
I got a kick out of it all the back and forth or while making a completely rational.
Just like, just go throw out there.
Shouldn't we unite all of our forces?
Laughed out of the room.
But also, Thailand.
Okay, to Chris's point in Talk the Thrones about this being like, I mean, Gita is a director who has directed a lot of comedy before this, right?
And the writer in this episode, David Hancock has, you know, wrote for the crown.
So there's like a lot of wittiness, a lot of comedy in this episode.
Yeah.
Thailand's saying which link in your chain is for like warfare or whatever is the most interesting Thailand Lannister has ever been.
Genuinely hilarious.
Not when he was poised to be a pony?
No.
No.
It's right here right now.
The gods favor the bold.
They did not favor Sir Aure.
Just iconic stuff from Allison there.
who has a message for the entire council,
much as this is a very late,
an episode where the tendencies
and shortcomings of the Green Council
and the Black Council
are mirroring each other,
as are the roles that the women find themselves in,
seeking to contain and redirect that chaos.
And that disrespect for Egon's authority
is well earned from Egonne due to his behavior.
Yes.
The disrespect for Renier's authority
is a misogyny.
Sir Alfred.
We have some notes.
It's not some notes.
I just have like a whole book.
Oh, brutal stuff from him.
This council must rediscover the discipline it lately had if it is to be of any use.
Allison says, Renice will give the Black Council a lecture later.
So it's fun to see those parallels here.
We get a little, this was something else that really stood out to Chris and he was interested to discuss on Talk to Thrones.
We get a little arms race discussion, a little mutually assured destruction.
talk because after the Vagar and Amand are going to stay here, note, Egon is like, cool,
all come.
Little Goldie.
Sunfire's ready for a grand debut.
Most beautiful dragon in the realm.
We still haven't seen.
We're waiting.
We're ready.
Put us in, coach.
We're sunfire.
And everyone is like, uh, no, this can't happen.
Kristen says, I want to avoid detection.
That's the whole point.
But then he says, we will be more like to encounter one.
if we field one of our own, which again is an idea that we'll hear mirrored elsewhere.
When you're saying we invite our own destruction.
What does you make of what Amon said to Egonne here?
That is precisely why you must remain, brother.
It is a brave thought, but we cannot risk your loss.
It just feels like he's goading the shit out of him, baiting him.
Yeah.
And not subtly.
Like, everybody at that table is going to feel that?
I'm not sure that Egon knows, though.
That's an interesting point.
Because throughout season one, whether it was the fact that Egon was...
Actually, I take that back.
I think Egan does know.
Because we're going to get the tables being turned on Eamond momentarily.
And by momentarily, I mean, several scenes from now.
But, you know, the reason...
A reason why Aigon is so vicious is not just because he's drunk out of his mind on Honeywire or whatever.
But because of how Ament has made him feel...
Yeah.
It's my turn to make you feel small now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This dynamic between them, brothers, brothers will be brothers, but we love to talk about when we saw them in their youth, the way that Amon, like openly ridiculed Egon for not appreciating Helena, for not really appreciating their heritage, what they stood to inherit.
The episode nine sequence between Kristen and Amid and then directly between Eamon and then directly between.
Agon and Amon?
I make a better thing than you.
Yeah.
I would, I'm more suited to rule than he is.
And then when Egon says directly, like, I'm not suited, he's like, you're not going to get any argument from me.
Yeah.
So he's never been shy.
Fying harder.
Yeah.
But then when we get, when we come into the season, Agon's like, he's my closest.
He's my dog.
He's my loyal pal.
He's my best sword.
It's interesting to think of how he holds him in such high esteem, even though he is clobons.
the way that Amund is to use an autoism, like diminishing him.
Oh, brothers.
I'm as fearsome as any of them.
That's what Egan says.
That's what I say to myself before any podcast.
I'm as fearsome as any of them.
Fearsome of podcasters, any of them.
Another chilling line for Meg.
I thought Egan had a lot of chilling lines in this episode because there's like something
very sad and pathetic about that just as there will be elsewhere in like the armor
fitting scene, et cetera.
But there's something scary about it.
There's something scary about having to confront what a person who feels compelled to say that,
who throughout the last episode kept repeating that refrain, I will not be thought weak.
I am the king.
Any man who needs to say, I am the king, like, what is a person capable of doing to prove this truth that they're trying to say aloud?
Yes.
Masaria.
Speaking of not weak, here she is.
Masaria.
Another fascinating Masaria scene.
She's back and she was declared.
Sorry, I just need to mourn fully hoot for a second.
Oh, boy.
It's capturing the essence of sweet sea smoke.
We should have like the sound of the crashing waves
and then the grave digger just still like one shovel full of dirt after the next.
Man.
Burying those twins.
It's going to have some sore shoulders after that.
Reneira finds Masaria on the ramparts watching poor sweet antsy sea smoke.
and Masaria's ready for her reward.
Her reward for running back up.
What's a queen's life worth?
To sound the alarm on Sir Aric.
We learned that it took a while for people to believe her.
That was an interesting little nugget.
And Renera asked what we were all thinking, I think, watching this, which was, wait, didn't you want to leave Westeros?
Weren't you really eager to get out of here and away from all of these people?
And so it was even more notable on the heels of us hearing Masarii.
like list off all the people who she'd ever been around and saying, like, I'm never going to change their minds.
To say of Reneira, I'm not often surprised.
Like, she has seen something different in her, something that she feels makes her worthy of Mousaria's allegiance.
But it's not purely selfless.
She also sees a path to Reneira as a person who could potentially help Masaria with this quest, right, to make a better world for the small folk.
So is that part of Masaria's arc?
working better for you inside of season two so far than it did in the season one episode
nine very odd conversation absolutely put an end to the fighting bits it's like sorry that's
season one was just a disaster and it wasn't just the accent work like it was just like a disaster
of writing inconsistency of character lack of clarity from what they want from this character and
I just really admire how they've rebounded with her and given her um a clear path forward to
be of use to the plot
and of use to Reneira
and to give Reneira
perhaps the loneliest dragon
in the scene
like someone to
confide in and talk to
the Varis Coding continues
because she pitches herself
in essence here as Master of Whispers
right? I know the working
to the red keep and the movements of those who serve
there that is worth more than gold to you now.
I have these tiny little sparrows
who can help you
these wheelbirds
Okay, here's another thing in this scene I wanted to ask you about.
Yeah.
It struck me that Reniro was not necessarily flattered, or at least not fully flattered by Masaria's assessment.
Well, I hope you do not confuse mercy with pliancy, that there's a little bit of fear behind those words of how people will perceive her.
Yeah, I mean, especially when it comes to her gender, I think.
And I think the use of pliancy was such.
a brilliant move.
That idea of like something bendable.
Yeah.
Something supple, something you can bend to your will and stuff like that.
And I just...
And something we associate with Viseris because that was that was what Harrison and AGO said.
Yeah.
I think this idea of her trying to, how do I, how do I possess the good qualities of my father?
Yes.
Without the weaknesses of my father.
Yes.
You know.
And Agon is going through some similar...
He's, he's...
Eggon's going through
How can I get as far away from my father
As possible
Yeah, forage my own identity
But both of them are really struggling
With this shadow cast by Vissaris
Yeah
And part of that shadow is that loneliness
Because that was another theme of the episode
And so we get this
I thought very emotional
And poignant exchange about
Seasmoke
Because I'm sorry I asked like, are the dragons
Always like this
I'm going to be spending a lot of time
mirror the dragon's always like this.
And Reneira says, is it forever a bummer?
Are we forever listening to everybody hurts?
Just on loop, on repeat.
He's grown restless of late, Reneira says.
We cannot know why.
Later, she'll tell Allison that her dragon smell war.
Yeah.
But Masaria offers up that reply here.
Maybe he's lonely.
And Reneira seemed quite struck by that idea.
So there's this idea going around.
Do you agree or disagree that people think that this is Reneer?
wondering if Lainor has died offscreen across the Nero Sea.
Yeah.
It would solve some of our questions that we've had around like what happens.
Yeah.
In the text of Fire and Blood, Lainor is dead.
Yep.
And C-Smoke is there for a free agent.
Right.
So we had some questions about the bonding canon.
Right.
So would they kill Lainor off-screen?
Would this be enough of an acknowledgement of that?
I don't, I would not like that.
for a couple different reasons. Even though I have the real like, wait, this feels like a canon
confusion thing. Yeah. I, look, time has passed. So hopefully that means Lainer would have
enjoyed a few happy years across the RSC with Carl. But six years with Carl. But that doesn't
feel like worth doing that. And I think then like... Well, are you saying it doesn't feel worth
having only fake killed him for just six more years of happiness in the plot? Yeah. And it just
to just be like he's actually dead?
What it does is it makes, it keeps Rainer's hands clean of that particular crime.
Speaking of Dragon Writers, she's not one.
No.
And Reneer gives her a mission, and it is a mission given to her in part because she is not a dragon rider,
which she is able to immediately suss out.
And it's, it's heartbreaking.
I think it was also a really interesting reminder of, I mean, we'll get this a bit more in the Corleys and Rainey's scene under the dock.
but what Raina lost when Luke died.
Because her future was, I will be the lady of Driftmark.
And I don't have a dragon, but I'm going to be the lady of Driftmark.
And that is a huge honor and a title.
And now she's a nanny to some toddlers and some dragon eggs.
And I love her Reneer's like, I can't make you happy.
Just please make the sacrifice, willing, happily.
Can you just do this with that bitching? That would be great.
This is like my least favorite Renera moment.
Yeah, this was a tough Renair. I thought the moment where Reno is like to pentos, where my mother died.
Like imagine somebody asking Renira, hey, can you just go like spend all of your time in this blood-soaked birthing bed for your mother died?
I'll all sleep there for the next 10 years.
Man, so they're going to, this is the plan.
Berneri needs to get the kids out of here.
They've penetrated, dragonstone, nobody is safe.
That's true.
So there's wisdom here, right?
Got to honor the pledge.
The two little blonde babies.
Yes.
Agon, another Egon and Vassaris.
Oh, oh, the, oh, this is the name.
I wish God's three years.
Foraghing.
And Jof.
Jop.
So Jophe is actually going to stay at
the veil because part of the agreement we got to we didn't get to see jace at the veil we got to see him
with our guy Craig our guy big Craig up in the north but he did come to a pack and Aaron was like
give me a dragon rider flawless negotiation and Reneer is like a toddler here's a six year old
and a hatchling I do think that hatchling is a little loose for tyraxies crate there were a handful
of dragonkeepers carrying that whereas we see storm cloud after I thought it was like five
maybe, and then we see like two with StormCloud.
That's a hatchling.
I think Teraxias is graduating out of hatchling standing,
despite multiple lines in this episode that say otherwise.
But we love Jane Aaron, and so I'm excited that Jaff is going up there.
We're going to the area.
This paragraph from Fire and Blood where Jace is interacting directly with Jane in the text,
not only shows us how this deal was struck, but tells us a lot about Jane as a character
and also about how people are deciding who to align with and why, right?
Sometimes the motivation is very personal.
Sometimes it might be more strategic, et cetera.
But notwithstanding.
This kills me every time.
Your mother's poor taste in consorts.
Tough one.
She remains our rightful queen and mine own blood besides an errand on her mother's side.
In this world of men, we women must ban together.
The veil and its knights shall stand with her.
If her grace will grant me one.
request. When the prince asked what that might be, she answered, dragons. I have no fear of armies.
Many and more have broken themselves against my bloody gate. Give me ten men and I'll impregnate the
bitch. Oh, brawn. Miss you always. And the area is known to be impregnable. But you have
descended on us from the sky as Queen Vesnia once did during the conquest. And I was
powerless to halt you. I mislike feeling powerless. Send me dragon riders. We're
Oh, we've got the toddler for you.
We've got the six-year-old.
He's in first grade.
He's doing great.
He said the word mother in this episode.
I'll stop calling him a toddler.
The old half.
He's six.
I love this passage.
It's all the time, though.
Dude, we basically get that line in this episode.
I thought of you immediately.
We're going to talk about this more when Carraxies lands at Harenhall, like a very specific
callback for the people of that castle to Blerian and Egg.
But there's no defense against the Air Force.
No.
In Westroes.
Exactly.
And so the number, the reminders of like everybody at this time in the story.
And it's such a distinction to when we enter the world in Game of Thrones, right?
Dragons have been gone until Dannies are reborn.
Everybody, 130 years after the conquest, would still be living in fear of this possibility,
that those wings could flap in from above and there would be absolutely nothing they could do to defend against it.
That is the state of play in the realm.
And that's why Targaryans ruled for as long as.
they did.
Yeah.
Even after they lost their dragons.
What did you feel emotionally when Tyraxies and my beloved StormCloud got a mention?
We literally, was it last week that I was like, is Storm Cloud going to make the story?
Even in the show?
Yeah.
And then here we are.
That was exciting.
For me, a dragon fan.
And then Condo confirmed on the...
And I love that for you.
Thank you, pal.
Yeah.
Condal confirmed on the inside the episode that one of the eggs, we're going to talk more about
those eggs when we have the parting scene.
I have questions.
One of them is the Saris' egg.
Oh, that hot is a name.
Oh, Valra King.
I just missed Patty.
Oh, boy.
Now, okay, I would like you to meet both Fabian Frankel and Patty Constantine, so you can do your
cracker jack impressions.
Boy, I don't know if that would be my Patty go to.
I think I would do this.
This is stuff, Lionel.
This is the Steffle-Linal.
So back on the core subject here.
of what Runira is asking of Rina
and what it means for both of them.
We talked about this emotional response for Rina.
But like, let's remember what not being a writer means to her.
Her father ignored her.
Yeah.
She's a, she's a, she's a Targaryen, but she's not.
And it's like we thought a lot about Viceris.
Like, what does it mean to be a Targaryen and not have a dragon?
Vasarius rode his dragon once.
One little loop around the sky and that's it.
Bilarian.
Yeah, the black dread.
And he's like, the black man.
In and out and then you're done.
The black, uh-huh.
Anyway.
Not sure if you've heard, but I imagine even dragons get lonely.
Joe, Vesaris said that.
Hoot.
So here's the deal.
Damon, a lot of Damon's disrespect for Viseris is tied to this idea of like, he's not even,
He doesn't even write drag.
He doesn't even a dragon writer, right?
And so, you know, we saw him, yes, studying with Bela and ignoring Raina because Raina doesn't have a dragon.
We saw Raina.
I talked to our mom about it.
Like is just like, will they let me stay?
Yeah.
It's just like, do I even count?
So, you know, just to go back to the whole, like, I don't think children should be betrothed to other children, but like at least when she's betrothed to Luke.
Brave take.
You know? Thank you.
Put me on the hottest take, right?
I'm ready.
But like...
Thank you for having the courage to share that with us today.
I try.
I called them footballers earlier.
I just wanted you to know that that happened.
So like...
Oh, man.
She had a future.
It was secured.
And now it's not.
Yeah.
And then from the Reneira perspective,
two things here.
One, Emma, who has yet to say a single thing on the inside the episodes that is not astonishingly profound and insightful about...
about Roneira.
There's a decision to try to dislocate herself
from her own motherhood.
And this is really worth us reflecting on
because we've talked so many times, like in the finale,
in labor while the War Council and Damon
are plotting without her,
about how to navigate those two realities,
how to meld those fears.
And, like, it's so much of her identity.
When we put her in contrast to Allison,
and we talk about it, we're like,
here's Reneera, who's tender towards her children,
and all the sort of, like, her identity as a mother is a big part of her character as we've talked
about that character.
And so this idea, like, I've got to be a warrior and a queen and all this sort of stuff like that.
And I can't lean in and I can't have it all.
You know, and I need to delegate some of this.
So, like, I think back to episode two and that moment that we talked a lot about in terms of, like,
they paused an action-packed episode.
Yeah.
for us to watch Rainira play with her little blonde babies and look at some dust motes.
And this is like the moment for her of like, I'm going to have to send them away.
Yeah.
To keep the people you love safe, it means they can't be a part of your life anymore.
What a devastating thing to have to confront.
And then the other part of this from the Renera perspective that I was fascinated by,
she is asking of Rina something that she would have deeply, deeply resented.
Absolutely.
When she was young.
You know, we think back to that conversation between Reneera and her mother, Emma.
Again, series premiere tone setting from the jump.
You will lie in this bed soon enough, Reneira.
This discomfort is how we serve the realm.
I'd rather serve as a knight and ride to battle and glory.
And, like, that's what Rana wants, too.
And everybody in different ways across this episode is telling her that she can't have that.
And that's crushing.
It's not even that Rana presents this sort of, like, warrior marshaly and inclined.
kind of thing, a person.
It's more that, like, she's just worried that you can't have value in this family
if you're not that.
And the later, I can't wait to talk about the Reni's Corlosteam, but that moment where
he's basically like, she doesn't know anything of the seat or dragons, like, not worthy
of either legacy.
Bruttle.
And we have to be thinking about Amund, too, who, like, spent, you know, we spent a lot
time with Amund before Vagar, where he was just sort of like, you know, something Allison
didn't understand.
But Amon is like, this is fundamental to be.
Your obsession with these beasters beyond understanding.
And that's a great call because also there's such a direct Heather there.
What sparked eye for an eye?
Raina was like, Biggar was mine to claim.
It was my mom's dragon.
Yeah, it was my mom's dragon.
We all thought Raina and Rayna was like, I was working up to it.
It's a very big dragon.
Come on.
It's the middle of a night.
I'm literally at my mom's funeral.
Give me a minute.
My dad is fucking his niece at my mom's funeral.
Can I have just a few hours?
Just a min.
Just a few.
Hours!
In just a mo.
Thinking of her dad.
Okay, it's the thrill of my life.
To get to talk to Damon.
It's just to talk to you about Damon and Aaron.
It is the joy of my entire career.
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Damon, Heron Hall, the God's Eye, the God's Eye, the Warewood, Alice Rivers, Sir Simon Strong, aged venison.
I texted you, I texted you and Chris. This is the stuff. I texted you and Chris before we did
talk to Thrones on Friday. I was like, can I just spend the hour talking about witch stuff?
And you both did not respond to that. Can my prompt just be witches go?
Witches go. I feel like.
That's just implied always that the prompt is witches go.
Great.
The way you feel about hearing about Storm Cloud, I'm like,
are the witches?
Are the witches here?
Is gladriol here?
Like that.
We're going to add Charlie Biggers to the list.
Alice.
Yeah, it doesn't quite have the same rhythm.
I'll workshop it.
I'll go back to you.
Is Alice Rivers?
Yeah.
No.
Okay.
Well, Karexes is here.
damn it.
Caraxies.
Dragons!
I loved it.
Yeah.
Everything about it.
The Caraxies cam approach that we get, the way that we're seeing Harenhall,
flying over the god's eye and that dragon bellow from below, like, again, this would be the appropriate response anywhere,
but certainly if you're at Harenhall.
And every moment you look around you and you see those melted towers and you remember what happened here,
the horror, the terror of seeing a dragon descend upon you, it would be unmatched.
It would be the thing you lived in fear of every day.
To be clear.
Yes.
If you choose to make your home at Haranol.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Looking up in the sky for dragons is only one of a long list of concerns you have.
With a stroke of a pen, you would make me one of the most powerful lords in the realm.
That's a great bailish impression.
Very good.
Very good.
It hurts my, it doesn't. People shouldn't speak that way. It doesn't feel right. That one you crush. But I think that like, yeah, there's a lot implied in that compliment is that I don't crush the others. Sad.
So you would not want to live at Harrodol. Is that what you're saying? Listen, I don't, I don't care for the damp. Too moist.
It's when they say time to get it wet, this is not what they mean. What do you think it smells like in there? Oh, horrid. But the land of always moisture?
Like, no.
Yeah, horrid.
Dank.
Deng.
Crevice is galore.
You have poor a crevice.
I have porous.
I know this about you.
Yeah.
Before we get into the history at Harenhall, everything that unfolds in this scene, can we just talk about the set for a minute?
Oh, my God.
If, okay.
How are you doing this?
Every week.
Jim Clay is like, so I built a whole city.
Joanna, literally every week so far, he's like, I made the whole thing.
Here's all in Kings Landing.
Here's all of Dragonstone.
Here's all of Harron Hall.
It looks extraordinary.
And not only that, but then they were like, and we've decided to make it rain in here.
So this is just a long section of the inside the episode or the house that Dragons built where Matt Smith's like, I was wet from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m.
They just poured water on me all day.
That's not an impression.
He said he loved it, though.
Oh, he loved it.
He said he loved it.
And they were like, he obviously loved it.
I hate being really hot, but I like being really wet.
Yep.
Put it on the merch.
Thank you, Steve.
Put it on the merch.
Oh, boy.
Great stuff.
That should go on the merch.
That's, yeah.
I mean, we did, you know, we did, we may or may not have had a moment earlier today where I asked if, if it had gotten too warm in here.
And Arjuna came in and looked at the thermos and it's 66 degrees in here.
Emaniac.
So, I hate being hot.
Eumenic was.
You mean.
It was implied.
Not stated.
But it was understood.
It was understood.
Okay, will you hit us with a fire and blood passage about what happened when one Agon Targaryen
came to Haran Hall?
And when you say one egg on Targaryen, you mean Egg on the first Targaryen?
I love it, yeah.
I would be delighted to.
I would be delighted to taste a little corpsey this moment in our history.
Yeah, but these are the, these are the, like, and didn't know Bannon could smell so good corpses, right?
Like, these are the saturated in blood sitting in shallow walls.
Water, of course, like, roasted by the flames of the Black Dread.
I mean, you know.
Just house horror on a spit.
The dream in a yellow jacket storyline.
It's house horror.
It sure is.
Okay, let's talk about what happened during the conquest when Eggon, the Conqueror brought
Balaure in the Black Dread to this same keep.
Heron Hall.
Quote, I don't know why I looked over there.
There's nothing.
There's nothing over there.
You can't respect it.
Quote.
There's nothing over there.
Quote.
But Egon Targary and took Belerian up high through the clouds, up and up, until the dragon was no bigger than a fly upon the moon.
Really fun to think about that, too, in this episode when we see Bayla and Moon Dancer, like, lost up against the sun.
Resuming.
Only then did he descend well inside the castle walls on wings as black as pitch.
Belarian plunged through the night, and when the great towers of Heron Hall appeared beneath him, the dragon roared his fury and bathed them in black fire, shot through with swirls of red.
Stone does not burn. Harron had boasted, but his castle was not made of stone alone. Wood and wool, hemp and straw, bread, and salted beef and grain. It is lunchtime, and that honestly sounds delicious. All took fire. Nor were Heron's Iron Man made of stone.
smoking, screaming, shrouded in flames, they ran across the yards and tumbled from the wall walks
to die upon the ground below. And even stone will crack and melt if a fire is hot enough.
The river lords outside the castle walls said later that the towers of Heron Hall glowed red against the night,
like five great candles. And like candles, they began to twist and melt as runnels of molten stone ran down their sides.
George.
George.
It cooked with that one.
Oh, man.
Runnels.
Runnels of molten stone.
So that's why this place is a ruin.
Yeah.
Joanna, those melted towers?
Yeah.
Would you be so kind as to tell us what they're called?
Yeah, here's a few names to keep in mind.
Kingspire Tower is where Damon and Krakseys landed.
It's also where Agon and Balear landed.
So Kingspire Tower, that's a totally, that's a fine name.
I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
It's a king on fire, king's pyre, but it's, you know, or king's spire.
King's fire.
Okay.
Tower of Dread?
Yeah.
Normal.
Fine.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
It's a vibe.
It's a mood.
Good job, Heron.
Tower of ghosts?
Whaling tower?
It's a no for me.
That's the one I say no.
Absolutely not.
Widows Tower.
No.
It's a pass.
Yeah.
Dread?
I'm intrigued.
Tower of ghosts, okay?
Sure.
Are you just like imagining direwolves?
But whales and widows, absolutely not.
Yeah, yeah.
What about wills? What is well?
It's not my favorite.
It's not my answer. No, no.
I was more of a heart eater, Stan.
Heart eater.
Here's the question. I don't think I ever got a chance to ask you this because we were not
covering Game with Thrones together when this happened.
Do you think, Jamie Lannister renamed his sword when he plucked it from his dead son and wore it on his own hip?
I hope so.
That he wasn't like, you know what?
Here it is.
my mighty Valerian sword.
Widows whale.
Yeah, we have a great example from Bran with Oathkeeper.
Yeah.
Of, like, what a rebrand can do.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I'm hopeful that we went with something else there.
Okay.
Sister fucker.
Is that demonstrably better than Widows' will?
Speaking of Game of Thrones.
Where have we spent the most time at Heronall?
Yeah.
It's a program that you might have seen.
Have you out of it?
Some of the best.
lot.
Shit.
Game of Thrones
Happen at Heron Hall.
It's essential and exquisite.
I sent you,
I showed you an image
that my trial by content
co-host, Neil Miller made
where he was pointing out
the names of the towers
and then he also just wrote
Bear Pit question mark
with arrows down at the bottom
because Briann went into that bear pit
at Heron Hall.
Aria was a cup bearer for Tywin
at Heron Hall.
What happened there?
Some of the most memorable scenes,
certainly from season two,
but really from the whole runner
or the Tywin aria scenes in that chamber.
The credit words do,
Weiss and Benioff.
Oh, yeah.
That's not book stuff.
No.
Show invented stuff.
That could have been Ruth Bolton, folks.
No.
Charles Dan.
And what do you say?
So we got to hear, obviously, a lot of wonderful exchanges
and thematically rich ones, legacy, etc.
But they talk about the history of this place as well.
Tywin says,
quote.
Quote.
Hair in the black thought this castle would be his legacy.
Greatest fortress ever built.
The tallest towers are the strongest walls.
The Great Hall had 35 hearths.
35, can you imagine?
He didn't say it that way.
Look at it now.
A blasted ruin.
Do you know what happened?
And then Arias says, dragons.
Yes, dragons happened.
Harron Hall was built to withstand an attack from the land.
A million men could have marched on these walls and a million men would have been repelled.
But an attack from the air with dragon fire,
Heron and all his sons roasted alive within these walls.
Egon Targaryen changed the rules.
That's one of my favorite lines in the show.
That's why every child alive still knows his name 300 years after his death.
And then Ariya replies, Egon and his sisters.
And Taiwan says, hmm?
The patriarchy, Joanna.
Vesna.
Rennies.
Renez.
Renexies.
Vega.
All right.
Great scene.
Great scene.
Heron Hall.
The best.
I have a few other things to say about her.
Please.
I want to shout out on other pal of ours, which is Joe Magician.
And I watched some tremendous Joe Magician videos on Heron Hall just to refresh dust back up.
And I was also reading World of Ice and Fire, which is banana to our set decoration.
But this idea of Heron Hall is this like almost cursed object.
This thing that Heron Hor, Black Heron Horr, it's spelled differently.
built, took him 40 years to build
off the backs of slave labor of the rivermen that he has
conquered, which is why they went ahead and betrayed him to
Dargarians because they're like, thanks for making his slaves.
Thanks for mixing blood in the mortar, as Laris puts it.
Not ideal.
Blood in the mortar, never ideal.
This is what Jamie says when he sees,
when he comes upon Harren Hall from the book.
Quote, across the pewter waters of the lake,
The Tower of Black Heron's Folly appeared at last.
Five twisted fingers of black misshapen stone grasping for the sky.
Heron Hall had witnessed more horror in its 300 years than Castley Rock had witnessed in 3,000.
So this idea of the shape of it being this like grasping hand reaching for the sky.
And the idea of like the various people who have inherited Heron Hall and this idea of like almost this hubris that defies the gods,
This like, these grasping ambitious people.
Your favorite Peter Baylish, who you just did an incredible impression of.
Love and respect to the Strongs is not their fault, not the Strongs.
But, like, Taiwan being there.
No, no, it's for Janus.
Genes Slent being there.
The Mountain being there.
Friargo Hope being there.
Like, it's just, it's, it attracts an unsavory sort.
Quote, this is Baylish himself, quote,
cavernous halls and ruin towers, ghosts and draft.
ruinous to heat impossible to garrison and there's that small matter of a curse.
Heron Hall has withered every hand to touch it.
So you go there, let's say you're Lionel and Harwin and a member of your own family burns you in your bed.
It's not.
The curse is here.
It's a handy cover story and definitely nobody in our family will figure it out.
It'll be fine.
I like this idea of thinking of it as like the house in poltergeist, like a structure that you have built on top of a barrel ground that you forgot to like be respectful of.
Yes.
So this idea of the wherewood trees that have been cut down and used as like beams inside of the castle.
Custles made a stone, but there are wherewood, the woods of the wherewood trees have been cut down to be used inside the castle.
Yes.
And a front.
And this idea that in making this castle that we see on the show, Jim Clay and his team put the roots of...
Bursing through.
The trees bursting through.
I love that.
Like, they're reclaiming, reclaiming the space.
I just, I absolutely love that.
We had it.
We got, I'm going to read this email that we got, that I sort of saved for a little later on.
But this idea of the roots of the trees sort of, yeah, reclaiming her.
Haran Hall.
Yeah.
Our listener and David wrote,
The Warewood Roots appear to be growing all throughout the walls of the castle.
It seems that after the ruination from Balaran's flames,
the old gods and their emissaries from the Isle of Faces.
The Isle of Faces, by the way, is this super mysterious, spooky,uki place.
One of my favorite.
All the gods.
One of my favorite things.
Yeah.
And their emissaries from the Isle of Faces seized control of Harren Hall's bones.
From there, they possibly influenced the residents of the Gargantuan Ruin
and subtly control the history of Westeros.
the Great Council of 101, the current occupation of Damon, edited for spoilers,
the events of Lord Wendst...
The events of Lord Wendt's tourney wherein Prince Ragar crowned Lianna Stark...
This is the one.
Instigating an uprising resulting in the collapse of the Targaryen dynasty.
It seems whenever large groups gather at Heron Hall,
resentments will brew and blood will eventually flow into the roots of wherewoods
throughout the continent.
while Craig Stark is busy defending the wall from the encroaching death to the north,
the old gods have already gained a massive what?
Toehold in the very heart of Westeros.
This is one of my favorite emails we've ever got.
David.
Incredible.
Incredible stuff.
I love it more.
God.
That gave me a chill.
Like this idea of, yeah, the old gods just occupying.
haunting and then just pulling the puppet strings
on your Rhaegars, your Lianas, your Jheras, your whoever.
And there's like the way that that idea connects to obviously
religion and belief in what you put your faith into,
but also, of course, this idea of history
because we as Thrones viewers and readers associate
the Warewood, the Warewood Network with Brand,
with the Three-Eat Raven, right,
with the way that you can...
your brother's going south, like they cut all the trees down.
Like, how can God see if they have no eyes?
This way that we think about this connection to each other and to our own history
and to an awareness of what has befallen, those who came before.
It feels very connected again to like the theme of the episode.
And I love what you're calling out about the striving hand and how that like physical shape
and reach captures that hubris and that that feel like Otto is not in this episode,
but with me always that heedless ambition.
And what I love about those so much with Heron Hall and what you're describing,
like this kind of doomed, ruined past across history is that everybody who walks in there
knows that.
Now, the list grows across history.
I can be the one.
Exactly.
I can fix her.
Exactly.
And so you were literally standing inside of.
Not just N, embody, like the reminder of where hubris can lead you.
Yeah.
And how wrong it can go for you and your family, for everything that you would seek to achieve.
It will burn around you.
And character after character will walk in there and try to do a thing.
I got this.
It's, yeah.
A very rich text.
Where is this, where's this, like, rank for you on your, loose answer, not a firm power ranking required in response?
but like where does this kind of broadly sit for you in your favorite locations in the world of ice and fire?
Is this like pretty high on the list?
It's a top five.
Yeah, I think so too.
Yeah.
Do we get to include the gods eye and the Isle of Faces in it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just the cluster.
Number one, maybe.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, maybe.
Ooh.
Right?
It's out of the wall.
The wall is very special.
Yeah, the wall is tough to top because it's so tall.
But to your point, I mean, I was going to bring this up later when we talk a little bit more about Alice.
But, like, you mentioned the old gods.
What I'm really excited about in addition to just generic witch stuff.
Which stuff go?
There's a lot of, there's a lot of, like, Melisandra moments that I sort of, like, pulled to talk about today.
And the reason is not because I think Alice Rivers is Melisandra.
But that I've really been missing this, because what we've had so far is this sort of like a little kind of bland, basic sort of catholic.
Aliceism-ish faith of Alicent, which she goes to the Seps, but we're not really engaging in the light of the seven and what all of that means.
A little bit like the mother, this is what the mother represents and all of that.
But like we have Damon and Reneura's dragon pagan wedding.
But what I miss that was so...
Yeah, what I miss was so prevalent in Game of Thrones from the jump, from Catlin finding Ned in the godswood and talking.
about, you know, their different faiths is the clash of ideology in Westeros, you know,
not just the church as an institution, but like, and not just like sort of like, like,
like bland morality, but like genuine, like, deep, dark, spooky, oaky old religion, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I love that.
That's a great call.
And right away when we see Damon, we don't see him, obviously.
dismount Krakse's, but he's then off all this dragon.
Yeah.
And making his way, he's doing his little, like, Detective Elrond, right?
Detective Damon, like looking around corner going room by room, raindrop by raindrop.
And he's confronting that, right?
The spirit of the place.
The essence of the place, the history of the place.
He's confronting the more practical, like, what awaits, who awaits.
But I loved what Condal said on the inside the episode.
The real idea was to bring Damon into contact with something.
in the supernatural world that he could not deny.
Now, this is about this initial scene,
but also, of course, what will happen later
with the dream, the vision of young Renera,
which we'll talk about later in the pod today.
But it's a fascinating context to consider Damon in.
For this character, yeah.
Who's been so anti-dreamer.
Yes, exactly.
Like, of course, there's a part of this where it's like,
well, he's a dragon rider and he believes in dragons.
And that is, there's a magical qualification.
there, but that's a different thing from the way that he judges and holds in low esteem,
Viseris for, that said, Dreams didn't make his king's dragons did fight that he and Reneer have
that we've talked about.
Like, he called Viseras's reigns reckless because he was a slave to his portens in
omens, as he described it.
And so for Damon to be in an environment where he's going to experience something.
Yeah.
And have to think about what that tells him about himself, but also then what it tells us.
him about the other people in his life like Viseris, who he held in judgment for their belief.
It's another way belief manifests in the story here.
And it's such an interesting moment because we talked to Condola about this a little bit
in our preseason interview about this idea of introducing more magic into this season.
And he was like, we have to remember that, you know, in the era of DeNaris, the reason, like
the dragons are such a big deal and all this other stuff like that is magic has left Westeros.
Yes.
We're not in that era of magic has left Westeros.
And so, you know, he sort of slow boiled it with season.
one, but here we are in season two. Magic is still here. But we still have these moments.
And it's like when, you know, someone sees a White Walker for the first time and they're like,
oh, my bad. I believe you now. Or, you know, whatever it is, you have to see it with your own eyeballs.
You have to see Melisandre do this thing. You have to see De Nairis walk out of a burning building
and you bend the knee to her. You know, like all it. So you have to like see it. So what is
Damien going to see in here that is going to change fundamentally his approach to everything?
Yes.
There's his line in episode seven in last season when Reneira says,
Heron's curse is said to be as strong now as it was after the conquest.
And he says, that's a ghost story.
Once or Otto and the Queen gladly exploit.
Now he's right in that moment that Laris was happy to exploit it.
Laris burned his family down.
It was not the ghost of Haranall.
It was not Ariya.
It was not the ghost of Haranol.
But that's a ghost story.
Yeah.
And here he is, he's living in one.
It makes me think of Brand, like one of those earliest Game of Thrones lines that I just fell in love with.
Like old nan says, you know, the sky is blue because we live in the eye of a blue-eyed giant named McCumber and then like Brann responding, maybe we do.
And like not every character would respond to that with maybe we do, right?
Like only some characters are willing to believe and accept that magic might be present around you.
and some of them have to make that journey in a harder way.
I love that part of the world.
I also love that, like, the coding that, I love that.
And I love that the coding that we get here, people have been mentioning, like, old
hammer horror, you know, like Dracula, Werewolf, all that sort of stuff like that.
What it pinged for me, not only this intro where he's wandering around in the rain,
but also, like, the, what is a dream and what is waking aspect later,
reminded me of like gothic horror, gothic novels.
If you like Mallory Rubin are Jane Austen fan and have read Northanger Abbey, then you've
read one of the best spoofs of gothic horror novels that ever were.
But like, you know, turn of the screw or if you've watched Bly Manor on Netflix or
Guillermo del Toro's Crimson Peak or the Mysteries of Udalfo, which is one of the
wildest books I've ever read, or the Castle of O'Tronto, or Slade House
House by David Mitchell or House of Leaves, this idea that you're in this, like, liminal space.
Yeah. What is waking? What is dreaming?
And also I was reminded of when he's walking through the castle and it's raining and the lightning is flashing.
I was reminding what Brian Cogman said to us about why Peter Jackson was such a good choice to direct Lord of the Rings because he had that horror background.
And he brought that horror element to this high fantasy world.
Yes.
And that's what this moment feels like.
this blend of horror and high fantasy,
Gothic horror, especially because we are in a haunted castle.
And I couldn't be happier.
It's so spooky and evocative.
Really incredible.
Spooky.
Spooky.
Going down to the ocean, hon.
It's so spooky.
Grab a daddy boo.
Let's watch the ace.
Love it.
Love you.
Oh, I love you too.
Damon makes his way past the Great Hall of the 35th.
Horace where the great council of 101 took place, where Vassaris was chosen over Rainis, again, making his way through history. And he makes his way then into the dining hall. This table, I mean, this scene, this intro to Sir Simon Strong, everything about this was exquisite. This table was so. Stornan? Yeah. My favorite part about it, I mean, it's gorgeous. I'm claiming her and hall. Yeah, obviously. Apparently so. Duh. My favorite part of the table is how.
preposterously oversized. It's a ludicrously capacious bag. It's just like this massive table and they haven't bothered to downsize, but it shows you how empty heron hall. It gives you perfect understanding. Because Simonson could have downsized the table, but they're like, no, let's eat at this absolutely ridiculous table. Massive. As Damon is soon to point out, he also could, you know, have gotten some repair work going.
Who is the time?
Kind of someone's got to age the venison, you know?
He bends the knee.
Sir Simon.
Pledge is fealty, offers Damon.
What sounded honestly like a lovely meal, no recurrent.
Sorry about that.
Poise and peas.
Alice makes her way through the scene.
We're going to talk about her a little more later.
Does not bend the knee.
Always notable who in the scene does not bend the knee.
Everyone bends the knee and she's like, what the fuck is this?
What are you doing?
Damon is offered a.
Mealy does not partake. I have to assume that dragon riding is hungry work. So a lot of restraint,
but he has survived many a battle and does not mean to be felled by poison peas. I actually, this is like,
first of all, the Matt Smith performance in the scene and the Simon Russell Beale performance in the scene.
Like, it just couldn't be better. It's just sensational. What I loved in some of the behind the scenes,
not even the behind the scenes, it's just like some of the junket interviews. Matt Smith was just talking about how he had the best time working with Simon Russell Beale this season.
I would imagine so. Because he's like, he has so many stories. Because this is a let, does an act.
legend of the stage, of the British stage.
And so he's just like, I was just soaking up Simon's stories.
He's so many.
Soking him up.
I'm not sure if you heard.
He loves to be wet.
Morning, new tonight.
Loves to be wet.
You could tell that they were having fun.
The way they're speaking, the matter is when we get later the second misstep with
my prince utterance from Sir Simon, the way that Damon is like, the thing I
loved about the idea, that I do not mean to be felt by poison peas is like,
it is actually a good, quick little way to remind us that you can kill a dragon rider.
Yeah, they're vulnerable.
In all sorts of ways.
Yeah.
All sorts of ways.
So I thought that was like a handy line in a few different respects.
Simon tells Damon, it's actually fine.
You're welcome here.
You don't have to worry about us poisoning you.
Damon's like, what about your great nephew Laris?
Love one.
Okay.
So can we talk about this for a minute?
Yeah.
You mentioned already that this was an episode where, like, we feel bad for Kristen a couple of times.
I felt similarly.
This, now we're huge Laris enthusiasts, so, like, feeling bad for him is a less complicated experience for us.
But I thought that was really present here, the way that Simon, who is a character who were, like, were instantly just, we're smitten, right?
Oh, yeah.
But when he says, Laris Clubfoot.
Yeah.
And we're reminded that.
On the one hand, it's like, Laris did actually do the thing that Simon thinks he did.
He did.
But what made him feel on the outs of his family in the first place?
Exactly.
Yeah.
He's a classic, like, Shakespearean figure, you know, this sort of, like, person who's, like, twisted by their experience and, like, the absolute ignorance and prejudice of their family.
And Lair's clubfoot as a phrase or as a name is used over and over and over again.
fire and blood. They don't use it on the show, really. Yeah, that's part of why it was really
striking here. And it just like really, yeah, it just like takes you back. Yeah.
We get a, what just seemed like a very apparent we made the crown together, David Hancock,
Matt Smith sequence here, right? This is not just Damon Targaryen, this is Prince Philip,
our first Prince Philip. And so this entire exchange about titles, titles, titles,
felt very crown-coded, part of what Chris loved so much about the episode.
Steve, can we hear this?
We struggle to light the hearts.
So no, you will find no loyalty to Laris Strong here, my prince.
Your grace.
Forgive me, I only assume that it is consulate.
And we are reminded of the perilousness of assumption.
Indeed. Your grace.
So for the people who don't follow the significance of titles, titles, titles, your grace is what we call the monarch, right?
So in, let's step outside Westrose and take us to the crown land, let's say, and by the crown land I mean the crown.
Yeah.
Matt Smith played Prince Philip.
Someone who is our listener, Brittany, reminded us, insists on being called, quote, his royal highness, Prince Philip, even though that wasn't the title he should have had as husband to the queen.
So this idea of like, if you are the king, you are your grace.
If you are the queen married to the king, you are your grace.
But if you are the queen primary monarch, you are your grace.
And the prince is the prince.
He's not a king if he's married to the queen.
Which is a fucked up, like, weird thing.
I think the idea is, I think the idea as I understand is that a king is always more powerful than a queen.
So you cannot make the queen's consort a king.
He has to stay a prince.
Anyway, so to say your prince is to.
I mean, but he's stumbling through it.
This is like when Kamala Harris became our first female vice president.
We were like the first husband, Doug?
Like, what do we call Doug?
You know, so it's like it's a new system.
So Simon, so Simon Strong does not know what to say here.
He's doing his best.
But also, Damon is like, I'm going to make an issue of this.
I don't think Damon and Rainier had agreed to this particular landing place.
Damon overstepping, as is his want.
He explains not only what he should be called, but why he needs Harenhael, why he needs this toehold.
This has been a subject of much discussion across many character sets.
40,000 Riverland swords waiting to be secured.
There's only one place that you can garrison that you can garrison that a host of that size.
That's a similar reason to why the Great Council was there, right, because of how many people needed to participate in that.
event. And Simon says, hey, Simon says. Hey, were you a Simon says fan when you were a kid?
No. No? Fun game. Okay.
I mean, I wouldn't call myself a fan. Yes, I played it and I enjoyed it.
Endowed. I enjoyed a smattering of Simon says, yeah.
He says a good number of those swords are already actively at war. Let me tell you about burning milk.
And this is where Damon is like, this, okay, the thing that this reminds is,
reminded me of most, which I also found incredibly strange in Game of Thrones,
was when Stanis is like talking about the dance of the trackers and dance. Why are they called
a dance? And it leads to a lovely moment where Shereen explains everything. But it's like Stannis
should know that, you know? Definitely knows about Sam. Stanis should know that. And similarly,
it feels like Damon should know this, but it's maybe easier for us to believe that he wouldn't.
Don't watch Game of Thrones. You don't want House the Dragon spoilers. Yeah, stay away.
Just FYI.
away.
The answer to that is lost in time, Joe.
Sin be get sin be get sin.
That's where we get this beautiful line
that I think we will be quoting
the entire time we cover the show.
I think it's the line of the episode.
Yeah.
I just want to, I don't need to go into it,
but just so you know, in the text there exists
the Blackwood version and the Bracken version
of like how this all began
and who was a king and who fucked whom over that exists.
Yeah.
But there's also this great line from a dance with dragons
where George uses,
the Blackwoods and the Brackens as a way to underline this theme that he will then
really like hit out of the park with fire and blood, which is the unreliable narrators of
the historians, right?
Yes.
So Hoster Blackwood, too, Jamie says, quote, past a certain point, all the dates grow hazy
and confused, and the clarity of history becomes the fog of legend.
So good.
And that's what we're navigating right now with the show is the fog of legend.
Yeah.
sensational.
I have to say less sensational is
Grover Tully's reputation
in the Riverlands and beyond
because... Which would you rather not
be known for? Not being able to
control my cock in a cunning
or not being able to seal my
bow. I think both are
not desirable. But you have to pick.
Listen, I think, you know, the first
one, it's like, it's a thing that happens.
A lot
of people are working through it.
I don't know that anybody wants their reputation across the realm to be like, I have a leaky anus.
Analogish.
Okay, you're picking analekish.
What about you?
Well, I simply wouldn't choose.
I don't want it.
Or it may.
I'll turn about.
Yeah.
Okay.
It is indeed fair play.
Well, that only took me like a year.
I got you.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, all I said was I wouldn't want people to say.
said a lankianus, whereas you specify which body part of another person to eat.
That's a reference to our coverage of Yellow Jackets Season 2 on the Prestige TV podcast,
that's right.
Remember when we covered, we did the pod on the season two finale and Steve's hotel room in Sweden?
And we were all, like, sweating because there was no air conditioner.
What a journey we've all shared.
Yeah.
Joe, tell us more about Grover Tolly.
house tully
and his leaking anus
yeah you might say that the vassal
houses the batterman they're leaking right out
of that anus doesn't seem like he has great
control of the riverlands right now
tell us a little bit about
the state of play
yeah in the riverlands
complicated region
I have a little quote from
the world of ice and fire
about lots
about the riverlands
quote
Uh, quote.
Okay.
It's just like you're looking at the raven or something.
It's still better.
Stretching from the neck to the banks of the black water and east to the borders of the
veil.
The riverlands are the beating heart of Westeros.
No other land in the seven kingdoms has seen so many battles, nor so many petty kings and
royal houses rising and falling.
The causes of this are clear, rich and fertile.
Riverlands border on every other realm in the seven kingdom save Dorn.
Yet have few natural boundaries to deter invasion.
The waters that try to make the lands ripe for settlement, farming and conquest, whilst
the river's three branches stimulate trade and travel during peacetime and service both roads
and barriers in times of war.
We talked about this on Talk to Thrones, but like if we think about the map of Westrose,
it's a video podcast.
We think about the map of Westrose.
Oh, nice.
I came today with a visual aid.
Okay, Mallory's wearing a map of Westrose.
As though it were a subway.
The tube.
So climbing up near your clavicle, closer to your decalitage, is the north.
Right below that in an area, we dare not mention is the veil.
Okay, so the top of the map is the north, then this is backbored.
And then the veil.
Okay.
And then below that is the Riverlands.
And the Riverlands then cut the North and the veil off from the rest of the map.
And if we want to remember what Jace accomplished in his sojourns.
Yes.
In his journey not being eaten by Vagar.
It's rude.
The North.
You accuse me to get you stray as it.
Sarah's, but Luke just got one.
North?
Yeah.
Craig Stark's like, you want some graybeards?
I got some gray beards.
the veil.
Jane Aaron's like,
you want to send me a six-year-old
and a hatchling?
I got some people for you.
I got some knights of the veil.
Have you heard of them?
Oh, I've heard of them.
Gray Beards in the North.
Nice of the veil.
They want all these people.
How do they get them down
where the fighting is happening
in the crown lands
through the riverlands?
And if they don't have the riverlands,
they don't have anything.
So they need the riverlands,
which is why Damon is there
with his toe holes in the riverlands.
Yes.
But just taking Haran Hall does not guarantee he gets the entire Riverlands.
A thing I've heard of the phrase, they've never failed to exact their tolljo.
They've never failed.
The phrase.
The phrase are there.
The Brakins and the Blackwoods are there.
The Tullies are ostensibly in charge, but I don't know if you've heard about the leaking anus situation.
Grover Tully does not have firm control of the Riverlands.
The Brackens of the Blackwoods, I don't know if you remember, just killed a bunch of each other.
There's so many dead people.
And then the phrase at the twins, that's another question for another day.
But that's not going to be easy.
So just because Damon has Haran Hall doesn't mean he has the Riverlands.
But he needs the Riverlands to complete this game of risk on the map of Westeros.
Sensational.
Tell us.
Feels like an emerging theme, too, beyond just the Riverlands, right?
because when Otto said last week, like, I just want to go to Old Town.
Yeah.
Just want to go home.
You have a son there who will listen to me.
Oh, this is like, it's time to go to High Garden, my dad.
I need to go to High Garden because the Tigers can't keep their Bannerment in line.
So this is becoming.
Alan Beesbury.
Oh, my God.
Bees.
Bees.
Damn me.
Are we going to get Alan Beesbury this season?
I really hope so.
Okay.
I don't think we can be deprived of a Bays for long.
We can't send Otto to High Garden and not give me a Besebury.
You're going to get a beast.
You're going to get a beast.
Stay patient.
But like this idea that, you know, we think of the Lord's Paramount.
Old Fassarcy.
Their vassal houses, their bannerman.
Do you think of something like the first time that Rob called the banners, right?
Doubtless, the gray John only meant to cut my meat for me.
Like the way that you would expect your bannerman to align with you.
And then what it looks like, we watch this over the course of Game of Thrones if they don't.
if you break faith.
John with the Northerners.
Exactly.
And so like this is not Westeros against another place.
It's Westeros tearing itself apart.
And the idea that every single vassal house inside of a region would just say, sure, whatever you say, my high lord is like, it would defy belief.
And it just depends on the leash lord because some of them are Craig Stark and some of them are Grover Tully.
Enjoyed hearing Damon's commentary on that front too, right?
People should obey their liege lord, whatever his condition.
Perhaps the presence of the crown and a dragon will sharpen minds around these parts.
Like, Damon is somebody who believes authority should be heeded.
Like, you are the dragon and your word is truth and law.
The idea to Damon that anybody would question somebody in a position of authority and then be allowed to get away with it.
Yeah.
Impossible.
We'll not stand.
It's time for some Freddie.
Future Loki, Freddie Fox.
I'm overwhelmed.
I am overwhelmed.
We are not worthy and I am overwhelmed.
This was one of our most anticipated debuts of the season.
Before we get Freddie?
Yeah.
We get the haircut.
This was a less anticipated debut.
Because we had seen the haircut and trailers.
We had some questions, thoughts, comments, concerns.
Joanna, it's pinging Roman Empire.
What did it do to you?
It's so embarrassing.
I'll save it for wig watch.
I'll save it for wig watch.
It's not a wig to be clear, but we'll save it for wig watch.
But it's here.
Get used to it.
I do love Kristen getting a new haircut for the new job.
I agree.
Absolutely love.
Okay, so Allison is chatting with, as Kristen walks out into the car,
and he sees that Allison's chatting with her brother Gawain Hightower.
Now, a reminder, we have, this is Freddie Fox's debut as Gawain,
but this is not Gawain Hightower's first moment in the show.
Gawain is in the series premiere.
He's in season one, episode one.
Yeah.
He's at the tourney, and he is, crucially, the night that Damon chooses to challenge just
the piss auto off. And Damon dispenses with him with a quickness. Easily. I thought that this
performance from Freddie was everything I hoped it would be in more. Snark, wit. A little acid?
Yeah, sneer. Snare. Racism. Allison, yeah, that part was. It's, it is tough because I think we're
going to say our guy going to weigh in a lot. We love Freddie Fox. He plays absolute shit heels.
This is exactly the distinction that we must make.
It's like what I say I love lyrics and I'm not like I'm pro all of his creeping and snoopin.
Yeah.
I'm not.
Yeah.
You love the footwank into light family members on fire.
No.
Right.
That's just on the internet forever.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it.
It was a joke.
Allison introduces her former fuck buddy to her brother and queen.
has a lot of things on his mind that he is ready to share with Kristen Cole and us.
Steve, can we hear this?
How exhilarating to arrive at court after three long months on the road
to find my lord father, who served three kings faithfully,
unseated as hand of the king.
And by a man from such modest beginnings.
What a giddying assent that gods have bestowed on you.
You know, I'm usually on kind of accent watch.
I'm just going to forgive the fact that Otto Hightower sounds vaguely Welsh and Allison Hightower sounds vaguely like she's from Manchester.
And he sounds like he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth because his accent is perfect.
So good.
Perfect.
Spider is here.
King Hugo is here.
Toffee nose prick.
God.
This is just an absolute thrill.
So yeah, the no one is more delighted than I to march out to war with the Dornishman line.
The what a giddying assent line.
Like there's the racism, the clobes, the clobes, the clobinism.
The classism, the modest beginnings.
It's a good reminder for us.
It's not only an orienting introduction to Gawain.
But it is a good reminder of how many people across the realm view Kristen.
Like we think back to that conversation that Kristen and Reneera had in episode three of season one.
One day not so long ago you held enough power to write my name into the white book.
When your father named me to his Kingsguard, it was the highest honor any Cole had ever known.
He's the first kid in his family.
I'm going to go to college.
Like, it's huge.
Well beyond this station.
And I love that kind of story.
Davos.
Like, we love that story, right?
Like, we love that kind of story.
But not when you're a piece of shit, Kristen Cole.
You know what I mean?
Like, I can't root for you, but your archetype is one.
And not something that George loves to do.
Like, he loves to take an archetype that we love to root for and then pull a twist on it.
Complicate our feelings.
Make us regret what we have said.
Gwayne talks about three long months on the road
And I would like to welcome back to Westeros
The Concept of Travel Time
Yeah
It's never gone wrong before
Darren may help us yet in weeks to come
Like we were like why isn't he here with his drag
I mean obviously he could get there
Fast with the Dragon but if he's traveling with a host
It could take him until oh I don't know
Season 3 to get there
Waiting for that final growth spurt for Deserian
My vibe of this and I have no proof one way or another, but just based on like shared looks,
is that basically like Gawain got there, hadn't even like had maybe one night's sleep in the castle.
Which we know he's seeking.
Yeah.
As he will soon set about the pursuit of an inn.
And Allison's like, listen.
I don't think she told him the whole deal.
I don't think she says, I fucked this guy.
But she's like, listen, dad's been fired.
Kind of a maniac is in charge.
Is now the hand in the Lord Commander.
Yeah.
I need you to go on this expedition and I need you to keep an eye on him for me.
Interesting.
Right?
Interesting.
Baby sit him for me.
Felt like the vibe here.
It does seem more likely than Gawain who will shortly be canonically established as a guy who can't wait for a feather bed in a pint.
He doesn't want to go.
But he gives me and like, share this look where he's like, oh, this guy.
Yeah.
Got it.
Yeah.
I got it.
I like that read.
I think it could also be that he, because obviously he is like you, you?
you are the reason that my dad is not the hand of the king anymore.
Like maybe just on his own, he's like, I want to keep an eye on you, mark you, get to know you.
Who knows?
But something is one of them or both of them want to keep Kristen in their view.
I think that's true.
Gawain is watching them with an interest as he mounts up and they part.
He's probably a little too far away to hear what we are treated to, though,
which is Allison saying,
may the seven guide you good night
and lead you not into shadow and death.
Exactly how everyone says goodbye to the dude
they fucked the night before.
I just love this is like this,
just this hilarious parody of Chivalric Love.
One of our listeners NAA wrote in to talk about,
she called it a fucked up Lancelot and Guinevere vibes.
And that's exactly what's going on here.
We get this moment of him asking for her favor.
This is huge.
I have, like, so much to say about this.
But, like, there's the aspect of course that we have to think about when we first met Chris and Cole.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where he was asking for Reneer's favor.
And Damon had asked for Allison.
To make all that math.
Yeah.
But Allison definitely in that moment was like, you know, God, he's dawnish.
Like, that's the moment where she was sort of like, gosh, I wish she were asking for my favor to a certain degree.
Yeah.
And here she is, all these years later getting her wish.
but he is using it as a like cudgel on her in this moment where he is like,
he's saying it loud enough in a way that she cannot say no,
in a way that is embarrassing her, in a way that is very public.
And he is forcing her to enact the ceremony with him.
And she's mortified and angry that he has put her,
that he has embarrassed her in this position.
But it's felt like a very like orange and cinnamon moment.
from him.
And I mean, again, were he a different person,
I would feel so much empathy for him
to have, like, fucked two queens
and like both of them are like,
don't talk to me in public, though.
That's not what we do.
That's not what this is.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, I would, except I don't like him,
but I still do feel a little bad.
But then he is like,
it's vindictive.
It's spiteful here what he's doing.
Yeah.
And also, I just need everyone to note
that Laris is watching this entire thing go back.
like from way back at the other side of the court year,
but he is eyeballs directly on this exchange.
Always observing.
Snooping and a creepin.
That's, it's, yeah, that's a really interesting analysis
and reading on the scene because like when it,
you've compelled me with that.
I think like when I was watching it,
it almost felt to me like Allison was like,
I can't even be bothered to like,
you're asking me for my favorite.
here it is, like, a handkerchief for the spank bank.
And just like the eye roll.
Like, she's like, I need you out of my life.
You're every, it's that idea of like diminishment again, you know, when, because Allison has
participated, as many people across the realm have, in that kind of active theater and
pageantry of what it means to grant your favor.
Right.
And so to do it, but to do it with that level of reluctance.
just felt like a way
the oranges and cinnamon
the other side of it
the way, like her way of saying like
you didn't think that
this was that.
Did you?
Yeah.
So I think you could read of that
but also is just like
either way she,
it's not just an eye roll
it's like she kind of looks around.
Yeah.
Yes.
And that to me felt like
the gall of him doing that.
But also just like a compulsion
of like I have no choice now.
Right.
I have to do this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You have put me on display.
Yeah.
Yeah.
cheese is on display.
You mentioned this, the crows are eating him.
He deserves it.
How do you think the dog's doing?
Thriving.
I have no doubt that he's found a loving home,
and he is nourished with both love
and the sustenance that basically everyone else in King's Landing
is struggling to find.
Couldn't get a chicken for the pot, but the dog's eaten well.
Okay, great. I feel sure. That's what I'm telling myself.
Wonderful.
Joanna.
Mallory.
Let's talk about the black council.
It's really not going any better than it is for the Green Council.
And it's not just the young dudes who want to fight it is the Krusty old codgers as well.
Yeah.
Reneas comes in, quick report, no sightings.
Seems like she maybe got back right before Kristen's entire host.
Left.
What timing?
Alfred.
Sir Alfred.
Let's talk about your guy.
My Lisa Arab Room.
My guy, how dare you?
So he is advocating.
Start turning green strongholds to our cause.
I'll own the foot wanking, but I will not.
Alfred Brew.
Interesting.
Before I own brew, I will.
Fair.
That's fair.
Totally reasonable.
So the exact thing
that Reneas was worrying over
earlier in the episode,
the push for the
bloody war.
And this is, of course,
not new here at the Black Council,
here on Dragonstone,
because this is what Damon
was advocating for in the season one finale.
This is what Keltigar
was advocating for in the season one finale,
and we heard Reneera say to Damon,
not only, you know, my oath reaches beyond
our personal ambitions.
Turns out he didn't.
not know that. Tough one. But she said,
Vesera spoke often of the Valerian histories. I know them well when dragons flew to war.
Everything burned. I do not wish to rule over a kingdom of ash and bone.
She doesn't want to be the queen of ashes?
It's always worked out fine.
For everyone who said something similar.
Just a quick reminder, lore reminder, that House Celtagar, the Celtars, like the Valerians,
are from Valeria. They came over with the Targaryens. So, like,
But instead of dragons, they got crabs and not ideal, not what I would pick.
Oh, well, you're talking to a daughter of Maryland.
So the coat of arms being just a bunch of red crabs.
I envision it.
It is just red crabs on a field of white, but I envision it with a nice dusting of old thing.
Yeah, just old bag.
But I'm saying if you had to choose, and I understand your Baltimore roots,
but if you had to choose between getting a dragon and being a crab person.
Yeah, you know.
Anyway, the point is, I can understand how the Celtigars, we talked about this a bit with the Valerians, like, that Corlis wanted to sort of burnish himself with, you know, proximity to the Dargarians.
And so I can understand how the Celtigars might be something similar where it's like, to all then, with our dragons.
We have, our crabs will be right behind you, but we're essentially dragon people.
You know what I mean?
That sort of like imposter Valerian syndrome.
Your cause owns a power that has not been.
seen in the world since the days of all Valeria dragons.
That's what Keltygar said last season.
Yeah.
Crabs and dragons.
Wonderful.
Both.
They're great.
At Gmail.
Go.
Renera says something similar here, Joe.
If dragons begin fighting dragons, we invite our own destruction.
So this is quite wise, though nobody seems to agree, including we must remark,
Jace.
Once again, his face is like, what's happening here, mom?
What's happening here?
And Reneera is doing what Viceris.
tried to teach her too long ago.
If we don't mind our own histories,
it will do the same to us,
but who else is willing to mind their history?
So in response to this, like, you know,
fairly important insight about a nuclear deterrent,
Sir Alfred Broome, not your guy,
laughs in the Seven Kingdoms at the painted table
in front of her counselors for all to see in here.
Laughs in her fucking face.
Laughs.
I hate him.
laughs. This was astonishing.
Do you think if Damon were there, he would have veamed him?
Yeah, just like slice.
Yeah. He can keep his tongue.
He can keep his tongue. I'll take his cranium. He can keep his tongue.
There's the shock of it, like the way that Reneera's look, you know, looks over, snaps to, the look from Raineese.
But beyond even just the gall of like how condescending it is, the chutzpah of what he is willing to do, it does kind of force us to think, okay,
Do any of these guys standing around that table actually believe in her?
Right.
Like, who has aligned with her because they believe that she is, like Allison said in episode eight would be a good queen?
And how much is it just like, I remember the pledge I made.
Or grass and for power.
Yeah.
Right.
A seat at that table.
If I ingratiate myself to her in her hour of need and we win, how powerful will I be in the Red Keep then?
Right.
You know?
Yeah.
What did you think of the fact that she hasn't quite given up on Damon yet?
Because she's not like war, it's not on the table at all.
She says we need...
Pathetic.
Remember?
We need to secure armies, right?
Victory will come from armies, not just dragons alone.
So it's not like I don't acknowledge the possibility of war.
It's like, let's be deliberate.
Let's act with intention.
Let's be methodical as we prep for that.
And then she says we must give Damon time.
Romance.
It never really dies.
I guess that's the answer to Chris's question from last.
Last episode is Love Dead, apparently not. Great stuff. Wonderful.
Treason's not dead either because our guy killed the carter's just right there at the table.
It's like, what if you just went for a spa day and let us...
As a distraction.
We'll take the heat and also we'll rule.
We'll just run everything.
What do you think?
Girl, you look like you need a massage.
Have you ever been to Kla Island?
A astonishing moment. Frankly, astonishing moment.
And Reneira calls him out, right for it.
And then leaves.
And then Reneas gives the little speech, like her version of Allison's speech from later.
But she invokes here, Jeharis, the conciliator.
And Jeharis and Egan the Conqueror, like, both get multiple name checks in this episode.
So this idea not only of like calling upon history, a forbearer, but what they each represented, the idea of like conquest and might and the knowledge we have about prophecy, dreams, purpose, etc.
And then wisdom, peace.
and like which
which of those each side
is latching onto the legacy of
but then that larger question of like
is either of those paths
totally right
now
right
we go now too
and I just don't even like
how do I even rank my favorite
up like scenes in this episode
because you've even gone to Ulf
right
that might be your favorite
it might be we haven't gone to the Sept
yeah we've got to the Sept
yeah we've got
We've got Heron Hall on the list.
Haran Hall is probably my pick.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a lot.
There's a lot going on.
But we're here with Rainies.
This is a quiet contender.
Yeah.
Rady's and Corleys under, okay, the inside of the episode where they were like, we
had this whole thing planned out and then it started raining.
So then we're like, fuck it.
Let's lean into it.
And we moved it basically under this.
And we were on Talk to Thrones who were like, what a brilliant artistic choice for
them to do this.
And they're like, it was raining.
Graham home in and House of the Dragon's built when they were like, and it was
raining so much.
we asked, do we need the rain machines?
And they were like, we do.
Yeah.
Both Steve's hunting to Eve Best were like, this sucked.
Yeah.
By the way.
Yeah.
But the effect.
Wonderful.
Oh, I loved it.
It's beautiful.
Toreential rain downpour.
Chris Ryan in our text message, it looked sunny.
Don't ever let Gita or Eve or Steve know that Chris Ryan said it looks sunny.
Joe.
So charming.
All I want, and I mean this genuinely, is for somebody to
bring me warm bread and hot broth for lunch.
And lovingly, like, pull your hair out of the way.
Yeah.
This was a beautiful scene.
There's a charm.
There's a romance.
There's a very lived-in quality.
Like, inside of their relationship and the world.
Domestic.
This is where you would go to work.
This is where you would fix the season.
And you would just, like, bring a basket of broth and still warm bread.
I mean, if I had a dragon, all the bread that I ever brought you would be warm.
It would just, like, zip it over.
Thank you.
Would you arrive and expect me to say to you after you brought me the warm bread and the hot bread, how fair are they the dithers of Dragonstone?
Which is just like, so perfect and funny.
The dithers of Dragonstone.
And I love it because it is hysterical.
This is great writing.
This is real, I'm a libertarian energy from Corley.
Yes.
And, like, we know, like, one of our earliest experiences with, like, orienting ourselves in his worldview in season one, that great kind of.
conversation with Vassaris out in the gardens. To elude a storm, you must either sail into it or
around it, but you must never await it's coming. We've tracked a lot of this season how Corliss's
perspective has shifted. Yes. But this is a constant. No dithering. No dithering. Action.
But then there's the, comes a question of his air, right? Yes. And he's like, Luke, who I definitely
like played with once. At a funeral. At a funeral. Did he give him like a carved sea horse?
Didn't he?
And he's like, now you know the sea, sir, right?
That's always seen of that.
Now that my seafaring air, Luke is off the table.
Jof, Rana.
None of these are good ideas as far as I'm concerned.
Yeah.
And Raineese is consistent.
She's picking up what she was putting down last season, which is like,
Make a woman your heir.
What's wrong with you?
Yeah.
You thought I should be queen.
Right.
So let's...
Prove that it wasn't just about your obsession.
with Legacy and that it was what you thought was right for me.
Yeah. Name rain of your error. Yeah.
There's a heavy quality to this scene because he basically says of this question of the air,
like, well, we'll deal with it later. We'll deal with the later. And she says, and if there is no time,
we are at war coralless. If something were to befall you. And he says, then it is well that I'm a good sailor.
And he's like, I got to go. I got to go. Have you seen this snake? It is a fucking wreck.
I still got barnacles.
They have yet to slosh all.
all the blood off the deck.
There's work to do.
But there's this just sense of encroaching doom.
And it feels like from Renice, the character who keeps reminding us, the doom doesn't have to calm.
We can keep it at bay that even she in this more intimate personal moment is like,
what if there isn't time?
Every character can feel the weight.
What if, yeah, it's heavy.
The scene was great.
It's so beautiful.
Like just a perfect little moment that like I think when people complain about this episode
There are a few things that I've heard like mostly they don't like the Reneera undercover scene and we can talk about that
But like what I dislike is this idea of like nothing happened when I feel like one gajillion things happen
And in these little moments these are some of the most important things that happen
Would you say you love a character on an arc?
I love a character on art and I love quiet conversation
and elegant drippy dogs.
It's just such a, it's a sodden episode.
It's time to depart.
Time to depart for the veil.
You've covered a lot of this, but like,
yeah.
What else do you want to hit here?
We should talk about the eggs.
The eggs.
Let's talk about the eggs.
Four eggs.
Yeah.
Three of them, one of them is blue and then three of them.
I think anyone who watched would pause.
As my husband did, he shouted,
pause are those Danny's eggs?
I think that would be a common question and response.
What have we heard about this?
We have heard from Gita, the director of the episode,
that these are indeed DeNaris's eggs.
I will say with love and respect to her.
She's tremendous.
We've complimented her a million times.
I'm really excited for her to direct the finale.
I want to hear this from, I think, Ryan Condal, I suppose.
I just have been burned a few times by directors of episodes saying things that,
like, the showrunner later is like, actually,
Not quite.
Yeah, yeah.
Though this seems like a big thing,
like if I were her,
I would have double-checked
with someone before I said something like this.
So that makes me think that maybe it is true.
It just contradicts some things
that we think we know about
where DeNaris's eggs come from.
Yeah.
And we're doing those of us
who are book readers
are doing some like tortured egg math.
Yes.
Yes.
I have a question about this
that I'll raise when we get to the book reader section
that I'm,
I'm trying to wrap my mind around.
But basically, like, Egon and Joff have their little dragons with them.
Vesaris's egg.
Yes, Vesaris' egg.
Isn't that clutch.
And then there's three more.
Yes.
And these are the eggs that Damon unearthed from the dragon map last season.
Syrax's clutch.
That cool scene where he was like 127 hours.
Belonging down and chipping away at the outer layer.
So, yes, to the book reader points of the, not the part we're going to talk about in the bookreader section,
which we will hit later.
But the accepted canon, right, the theory that has become so agreed upon that I think we all just consider it official, even though like...
It's not actually confirmed any of the decks.
Yeah, is the Eliza Farman story, this character who, much earlier in the timeline 54A.C, stole three eggs from Dragonstone, sailed across the narrow sea, sold them.
And so it's like, okay, this is written into the book so that we understand that those are eventually Danny's eggs.
So this would be a change.
I had my kind of classic like, excuse me, no, this can't be.
How dare they?
And then I've talked myself with my-
You were very dug in last time I talked to you.
Yeah, I've talked myself into it because I think just thematically, like the way that Reneira sends off the crew and the cart with.
Tyraxias and Stormclad are young and vulnerable.
This legacy that we're protecting.
These eggs are even more fragile but should all come to ruin here.
You will bear our hope for the future.
I like the idea of you will bear the hope for our future.
Quite literally becoming that future.
Again, I have some questions that we will hit later.
But they have, one, I think you're point about waiting for further confirmation is a good one.
One thing I think is fair to say is they don't make three of the eggs the same color
if they don't want people to at least like theorize and speculative.
Oh, for sure.
And it's with a mournful hoot of Seasmoot that we must think about the lonely dragon that is Renira Targaryen.
Yes.
She sends a little joff, his little hand comes around her waist.
It's so like, oh my God.
The little blonde babies.
We had little head kisses.
Bragan and Fisars.
Oh, that is the game.
And Damon's gone.
Yeah.
And like I, part of what really hits, you know, you see the way the Jace.
Hugs Jaff, who we had previously seen him, like, hold up to Luke's funeral pyre.
We have actually great conversation between Bela and Rana that we'll talk about more here in a second.
Reneira, Bela, Jace, they're all still together, but each of them has some sort of parting, right?
Jase has lost, all of his brothers are gone, either sent away or dead, right, in Luke's case.
Rana and her sister are being parted.
Reneira's entire family, other than these few remaining figures, gone.
And like the sense of isolation is so keen and deeply upsetting in a moment where people need each other to stay strong and to find that courage because the bulk of the people now at Dragonstone are people laughing in Renair's face.
Right.
But it's an opportunity for someone like Masaria to like insinuate yourself.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Bela and Raina.
I loved the, you know, Bela is basically given the pep talk, right?
You do a great service.
And Rana says, do not cuddle me, Bela.
grant me at least that dignity.
I loved that reply from Raina,
but I also thought it was very sweet to see Bela,
who we should remember,
like not only is Bela a Dragon Rider and Rana isn't,
but Bela went to Ward with Reneas,
and Rana stayed.
And we talked about last season how, like,
there was the moment earlier in season one
where Reneas kind of mocks the fact that Reneera is a cup bearer,
but how actually, like, being your cup bearer is a place of honor
and Rana was the cup bearer sent away, right?
And I loved, like, Bela saying to her to try to encourage,
her, we each do what we can. And like, that actually is important. Not everybody in the story
is a dragon rider, but the dance is going to touch a lot of people more than just the people who
have a bond with the dragon. I'm really true. On the one hand, on the other hand, if I was right now,
I'd be so pissed. Yeah, same. Be the mother to them that I can't be. Yeah. I did not sign up for that.
No, thank you. That's why this is a great kind of sequence because like every character you do
really feel like you're steeped in their point of view. And then Bayless just like some consolation
and points to the creative eggs.
And I was like, oh, that's pretty tight.
Speaking of mothers, mother bugs, Helena Targaryen.
This was a scene.
My goodness.
I actually, like, melted into just a pile of just sobs when Helena just instantly says,
I feel sad about Jehara.
We got some questions about who the...
Someone was like, is that Mailer?
It was Jehara that they were handing off.
Yes.
And we should say Helena, like, does get a little moment of joy, like, interacting with Jihara.
There's this, like, very sweet little, like, smile, warm, tender moment.
But, yeah, I feel sad about Jhares.
And we had talked, like, in prior episodes about what is her path to comfort?
Like, you know, that moment with Agon and Helena on the stairs.
Like, you know, is anybody talking to Helena seeing if she's okay, what does that look like?
And so to get this conversation between her and Allison and see what they were willing to say to each other and share with each other was fast.
And this is where we get the last of us.
Children die all the time.
People die all the time, especially babes.
What does you make, though, of Allison?
Sadness is a condition of motherhood?
Yeah, because she says, like, I'm sad about your hair, but my concern has been for you, right?
I'm worried about you, my daughter.
Sadness is a condition of motherhood.
You've been tracking Allison's relationship to motherhood.
I mean, when we first met her, like, ever since we met her as a mother and her role as a mother, a teen mother.
Yes. She's been just like juggling babies that are too large for her hip on her hip. Fussy babies, crying babies, babies, babies and carts, baby, conquer babes, like all the sort of stuff like that. She's just like never been like, other than the tenderness that she shows Helena. She's never been someone who seems excited about or comfortable with motherhood. And again, we talked at length about the conditions under which she had her kids versus the conditions under which Rainira had her kids. But I just thought it was like.
This has been part of Allison's lot in life.
Duty.
It's not love.
It's Judy.
Right.
This deep association between despair and motherhood felt so striking.
What did you make of the I forgive you that Helena issues?
Allison is like kind of shook and shocked.
What?
I should say.
Yeah.
Kristen?
All that has happened before or something yet to come.
Yeah. Do you think she's referring to something that she has seen in her vision?
We don't know. Could it be the sept scene?
We should say, as book readers, we don't know. No. I am very tantalized by this idea that it is something yet to come.
Yeah. We'll talk about it a little bit more on the spoiler section, but we're not saying it because we know for certain.
No, no idea. But we have some thoughts and theories.
It feels impossible not to wonder given our associations with Helena right now. So, yeah, fascinating scene.
Okay. From one child to another.
Weeds and Whispers,
cosplay as a conqueror,
it's time to go hang
with Egon the elder
and the pussy bossy!
Oh my God.
The bros are working
overtime to hype up
their guy.
Everything about this scene
was perfect.
Literally everything about the scene.
They're terrible.
I love them.
So much.
Valerian steel, Marty says.
Worth more than a castle.
Great way of making sure
we understand
how astonishingly rare
this armor would be.
Valerian steel armor, the conqueror's armor.
And Leo says, again, we're just caught and call them Marty and Leo and Eddie.
A sight to stir the passions, Egon the Conqueror reborn.
Well, certainly, Egonne the second.
Oh, hell, hell, Egan the Conqueror, babe.
Ah, is to his grace on his alma fitting day.
Wonderful stuff.
Egan is drinking wine as he is readying for battle.
And later we will see him out for a night at the pub and the brothel on the east.
of the cataclysmic events.
Everybody's readying for something terrible
except Egon who is going out to drink with his bros.
Doesn't seem like he is focused on the right thing currently.
But his armor looks so slick.
It does.
The armor was unbelievable.
It's so fun to hear how they made it.
Here comes lyrics to say the day.
Always.
There are rumors that the king readies himself to fly to war.
And what is that to you?
Only that I think it would benefit all of us.
to prevent our king from being brutally slain by our enemies,
and his body parts scattered to beasts, to beasts,
and as court come to ruin, would you not agree?
It's a hard point to dispute.
I thought court come to ruin was so smart,
because court come to ruin means, hey, Eddie, you.
It's your neck on the line.
Lairus.
If Agon does not come back from battle,
you think the pussy-possy staying in the king's guard?
Right.
You're not.
Certainly not.
Absolutely not.
Certainly not.
You're out on your asses.
I do have some questions about, right, so he's, so Agon's wearing the shell of the conqueror.
A better Aegon, right?
Yes. Yes.
I was given the conqueror's name and his crown so I shall wear his armor to war.
To war.
To war then.
When they talked about making the armor, the armor.
And I understand this is an armor fitting scene.
Yeah.
But I don't know how you like fit valerian steel necessarily.
would it not have been funnier if his armor didn't fit him like a glove?
And he was standing there and like looking like a child in a man's suit of armor.
Yeah.
That would have been good.
Yeah.
That would have been good.
But they're like, we made this bespoke armor.
And it looks amazing.
It's a half a year.
Yeah.
It looks amazing.
Incredible.
Yeah.
I did find myself wondering about that.
Like, I think the conqueror would be a.
But they fit it to him.
Perfectly.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Interesting.
Laris is here to present his cover letter.
For consideration.
Oh, what font is he used?
Ooh.
Something elegant.
Copper plate, bold.
Love it.
Great.
I tell?
No.
Steve, can we hear from Laris?
There are diverse rumors whispered on the streets of your city.
One such is that your grace sends his forces to battle, and in his courage and wisdom, flies with them.
I know there is that his grace was overwitted by his kind of.
and persuaded to fly to war with Sir Christen, so the Queen Alison may reign in his absence,
with Prince Eamond at her sight.
Absurd, of course.
Who spreads these lies?
Matters little.
Tales take on our life of the Rome.
My weeds, unless they are tended.
Attend to them, then.
Incredible.
I mean, immediately offered the post of Master of Whisper,
No notes. Crafts went to work.
Eggon also, like, my father didn't need it.
Yeah.
And that's why I know I do.
Yeah.
Which was the seed that Laris planted.
He's your father's hand.
So good.
Laris has been playing this, like a fiddle.
Perfectly.
The language she uses about, like, the streets of, you know, the whispered in the streets
of your city.
Like, this is what the small folk are saying about you.
We got this great email from our listener, Chris, who was talking about the way in which
Laris is like intentionally exploiting.
And we knew this, but like to underline this idea that he's exploiting Egon's biggest
vulnerability, which is this idea of like he cares that the people love him.
Yes.
And we talked about this.
Yeah.
In the previous two episodes, this idea that like he was not raised with a lot of love
from his family.
And so when he got the big hurrah from the crowd, when he got crown, he's like,
oh, what's this?
What's all that?
Affection.
Right.
And so at the coronation, we heard.
the big tear from the crowd, winning at a crown, and he's like, oh, affection.
Yes.
I've never tasted this before, right?
And so then in episode one, when he's in front of the people who are petitioning him,
he is trying to recapture that magic.
We watched Laris watch that entire scene.
Yes.
Laris was spying on him while he was doing that, right?
Yes.
So he knows that, oh, you people are saying this, that, and the other thing.
Chris pointed out, and I didn't pay close enough attention to this, but Chris pointed out that in the
auto firing scene
when Otto says that the
common folk hate Agon
for the, for hanging all the rat catchers
that we get this shot of Agon's face
of like, no, not my public reputation.
You know, like not my main source
of love. I didn't think about that when I
voted 99 innocent men.
And then the fact that he goes...
One guilty one though. One guilty one.
We got him. We got him.
Then he goes directly from here
to buying
rounds of shots for the small folk in the
tavern.
Yes.
To recapture his king of the people sort of reputation.
Yes.
What a delightful little worm, Egon is.
He's a fascinating character.
Yeah.
Not quite ready to head to the dragon pit after all, it turns out.
Like, I'll fly another day.
I'll fly another day.
Wise, wise.
How about a night on the town instead?
But you're sworn to chastity now.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Of course we are.
Incredible.
These guys.
Wonderful stuff.
Speaking of these guys, the guy is here.
Off the sot could not seem like a better hang.
Oh my gosh.
Shoots to the top of the who would you have a drink with in Westeros list.
I don't know that I don't want to be friends with them.
Just a pint.
A pint.
Oh.
Who can I have a pint with?
Yes.
Who can I spend one evening hearing tall tales from?
Yes.
You say literally anything.
And he is prepared.
You know my...
To drive right up that on ramp.
My father, Baylon the brave.
The Spring Prince.
Oh, man.
So before we get to his boast and his claim, we wanted to quickly note who is waiting on their table.
It's Diana.
Diana, who is the woman that Agon, the serving woman who Agon assaulted.
Yes.
In season one.
That Allison gave Moon tea to.
Yes.
And set loose, I guess, into Flea Bottom to.
go work as a tavern wench.
I would have set her up with some money.
Yeah.
But, okay.
She gets a smack on the ass.
I didn't like, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't like that moment.
I did like that Ulf was like, I mean, he didn't intercede, but he was like,
this is boorish behavior.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't really like this.
Yeah.
And it was like.
He didn't stop him, but he was like.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's gross.
The, seeing that she has left one horrible circumstance to still have to be, like, the play thing, harassing.
harassed by men all around her horrible.
The moment later when Egon comes in
and she has to see him.
She serves him.
Assulter has to serve him.
Horrific.
And just to show us her face,
a reminder, because we've had this interesting experience
the last few episodes of like, oh,
this thing makes us feel bad for Egon.
Or we're feeling some empathy.
We're watching him weep in front of the fire
and his own mother can't comfort him.
It feels very intentional to show us
the person who he sexually assaulted.
whose life he destroyed
and remind us
of what he's capable.
And I think every time
we've said we feel bad
for Agon,
we've been like,
I don't forgive him
for the things he didn't see one.
And it's one thing to say that
is another thing to see
Diana's face.
Also in a scene
that's about Targary and Bastards
you know,
to have her there
someone who
very nearly
gave birth to another one.
Yes.
Joanna,
please take us through
Ulf's
boast.
is clean, which he cannot wait to share.
He says his son of Bail on the Brave, and he says, quote, bastard brother to Prince Damon and the late King Viseris, uncle to the one true queen, Renera Targaryen.
The blood of the dragon runs through these veins, and yes, men would take my head for it.
A dragon scene much watched his own neck when he has no white-clothed guardsman to do it for him.
Joanna, what is a dragon seed?
Thank you for asking.
It's not the same as Raven Teeth.
Dragon Seed.
This is the name for the illegitimate children of Targaryens.
Back in like the reign of before Alessane forbid it,
the Targaryens super enjoyed the right of prima nocta,
which means Targaryen lords could have sex with your wife on your wedding night
and perhaps impregnate her with Targary.
an illegitimate child.
Silver hair, purple eyes, the ability to write a dragon.
These are all things you might see in a, not every, hashtag not every Targaryen dragon seed,
but certainly some of them.
So like back in the day, being a dragon seed was like this position of honor because, you know,
you were the blood that runs in your veins.
You're closer to gods than men, you know.
You are Targaryen.
Yes.
A couple passages from fire and blood here.
Dragon seats, they call them,
Jaharis, said with obvious reluctance.
It is not a thing to boast of, but it has happened.
Mayhaps more often than we would care to admit.
Such children are cherished, though.
Oris Baratheon himself was a dragon seat,
a bastard brother to our grandsire.
Whether he was conceived of a first night, I cannot say.
But Lord Arion was his father, that was well known.
Gifts were given, and then Alassane is like,
A gift?
What?
Alessane's like, no.
Here, as another passage,
brides thus blessed upon their wedding nights were envied.
And the children born of such unions were esteemed above all others.
For the Lords of Dragonstone oft celebrated the birth of such with lavish gifts of gold and silken land to the mother.
These happy bastards were said to have been born of dragon seed.
And in time they became known simply as seeds.
So Alph knows what he is invoking here when he says this.
Much as he knows what he is invoking when he claims that Balon the Brave, the Spring Prince,
father of Damon and Vassaris, this beloved figure, is his father.
This is a very specific claim to call upon like a well-loved figure.
He's not just saying I'm any Targary bastard.
He is citing a particular figure.
It's also turned some heads among the book readers because we got this incredible, like,
tome-length email from one of our listeners, Sam, that I am not going to read with
apologies to Sam because you don't have the time.
But Sam was talking about Baylon, like that Baylon's big wife guy.
Love, it was a love connection.
Yeah.
They were inseparable from when they were children.
Yeah.
He was a widower.
Related children.
For 17 years.
So if Ulf is younger than Vassaris and Damon and like, Ulf is their younger illegitimate brother.
And Balan had him after his beloved wife died.
maybe.
And the fact that Tom Bennett may or may not look older than Matt Smith,
who they have not bothered to age appropriately,
is a question that we can all ask.
But also, as Sam points out of his email,
you probably age faster in Flea Bottom than you do on Dragonstone
because you don't have access to the best beauty products.
I think Tom Bennett looks right here, by the way.
Oh, man.
But the last part of Sam's email that I really like to see,
He was talking about how, you know, is Ulf telling the truth here?
We don't know.
Right.
Does Ulf think he's telling the truth here?
Right.
We don't know.
Does Ulf have a different story of which Targaryne is related to each night that he's in the tavern?
Right.
And this is where Sam dropped the incredible Dark Night reference.
Want to know how I got these tags?
Like, does he have a different...
This is how I'm a Targaryian story every time he tells it.
We don't know.
We've just met Ulf, but that would be a really fun thing.
But this idea that he's Baylon's son, even as a story,
Ulf is a character in the book.
This idea that he's bail on his son is new show canon,
whether or not it's true we don't know.
Right.
We just know that he's a character who would go and say this out loud.
And he's, yeah, so fun.
Oh, incredible.
Incredible.
Did you enjoy the rapid switch from defending the just right line of Renira
and his, Jace, the else?
true heir to the Iron Throne,
well, his hair's not so incredible.
We just learned so much about this character
in this very short scene.
Fantastic. Fantastic stuff.
Speaking of spines and other body parts,
let's head to the brothel.
Speaking of listener emails,
we did get a listener email,
and I couldn't tell if they're joking,
so I don't want to call it their name,
and they would like you to explain your aim in one-eyed joke.
It's perhaps not a, maybe not English as a first language person.
I don't know.
They didn't understand your joke on Talk of Thrones.
Can you explain it?
Amon?
the person has one literal eye in his head. He's referred to as Amund One Eye because he has one eye, but this was about the...
Say more.
This was a joke about how we see Aeman's penis, and is that why they call him Aemond One Eye?
Right.
There it is. Thank you.
Thanks for asking.
You're welcome.
So Egan goes from, you know, being here to drink at the pleasure of the crown in the pub to the brothel.
and he takes Marty's squire
Never fucked a woman
Marty
to not just any brothel
We know this brothel's not for Egon
anymore
We heard that from Sylvie last season
We hear it basically from Egon here
Like not to I'm looking for something different these days
horrifying
This is where he brings first timers
Which we know because we heard Eamon
shared the story with Kristen
In season one, episode nine
And now we get it kind of from Egan's point of view
like I know the best one for first timers, right?
Takes us on this tour,
the bowels of another pleasure den.
We get an astonishing blowjob game.
This is like,
they really went for it here.
They were like, this isn't TV, this is HBO.
And then it's horrible.
Yeah, real like, hoiter showing up,
like, that's a big man.
The giant splutter on the queen.
Then we get this exposure for Aymond in more ways than one.
But this is like, this is his safe space.
Yes.
This is where he, you believe, is suckling at Sylvie's teeth.
The breast is out this time, and his head is certainly against the bare breast.
He didn't, like, move his face and wipe, you know, his lips or anything, and swallow.
So we don't know that we have no reason to believe that she's, like, actually lactating and generating milk, but he's nuzzling.
He's a boob guy.
He's a boob guy.
Can I ask you, like, what?
No, just no closed doors?
Or no protection for A.
who must be like a very important customer.
We got an email about this.
I'm not going to read it because the emailer did.
Like, Sylvie is the boss.
She's the madam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She owns this establishment.
Yeah.
So she's busy, but I just, I don't like this location.
Yeah.
Is there not?
A more private space.
No, I guess this is normal.
Because, you know, when we first see Damon and Masario in season one,
everyone's like watching them through the lattice work.
Yeah, it is.
What he was.
What he needs is so different.
Yeah.
And especially that no one was like, hey, Agon's coming.
Because they all knew he would, like, as soon as he hits the street of silk, like, they're like, guess who's here?
It's the fucking king.
Yeah.
Should we tell the prince?
Like, you know, they all know who they are.
It's interesting, like, to think about through that, that lens that Aymn doesn't ask her to come to him that he chooses to go there.
In the bells.
In the bells where he could be, because that's part of what he's part of what he's, part
what he is intentionally fleeing is like all of the reminders and trappings of who he has to be all the time.
He's like shedding all of these things that it means, what it means to be Aymund Targary and just to be like a real human being.
Yes.
And then we watch him, I think, as Chris pointed out, sort of like, stand up.
Yeah.
Starkers.
And like cloak himself in the armor of like disdain or indifference and look harder and fiercer than Egan does in all.
all his dress up.
Yeah.
All his dress up.
Yeah, I thought that was a really great point.
The way that Egon like gathers and cackles and mocks him, Amen, the fierce.
You know, you've come so far, but still, like, you're first, right?
Mocking him.
Other people are there.
And we have to, of course, think back to last episode when we heard Amend not only express this remorse
for Luke to Sylvie, but say, like, they were mean to me because I was different.
And the way that that defined him is so palpable.
And so to see him in another experience like that where not just like any person,
but somebody close to him, someone who should be like a source of protection and trust,
his own brother, is happy to embarrass him and shame him in front of other people.
And so the way that Amund responds to that is to stand up and to say,
Your Squire is welcome to her one whore is as good as any other before he walks off,
which was like heart-wrenching because we saw him allow Sylvie to see who he truly is.
And then he has to put that guard back off.
When princes lose their temper.
Yeah.
Who is punished, small folk like me.
Like he has to put on cruelty, cruelty to this person who offered him tenderness.
This was really gut-wrenching.
But it's ruined for him.
Yeah.
He can't go back there.
No.
It's ruined.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know who's not ruined?
Moon Dancer.
Bela.
On Moon Dancer.
What a badass.
Rainier said, hey man, can you keep a distance?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And Baila said, I know for a fact because I've watched season one, that when people said,
you can or can't do this on your dragon, you never listened.
You just did it.
This is a pretty great sequence start to finish.
Kristen chasing down Gawain and his bros who are riding off for a luxurious night at the inn.
Yeah.
What does Gawain say?
I assure you my nephew will not begrudge me a night of comfort.
My nephew.
The absolute name dropping.
This is just exceptional.
If it soothes your brow, coal.
So good.
Calling him cold, not Lord Commander or my Lord Hand or anything like that.
It soothes your brow, coal.
We'll rendezvous with your army at first light.
Fantastic.
The wine is good.
Perhaps a little after first light.
Ready for a good time.
Ready for a good time.
Kristen is less fun, and often that's a downer and a bummer.
But here it is helpful.
He's right.
Devastating.
You're still carrying this.
He's right.
Yeah, I know.
Realizes they are super exposed, and sure enough, there is Moon Dancer.
There is Bela, and Bela C is this, like, glint as they are fleeing for the tree lime.
And she follows them.
Great sequence.
Not just the, like, the pulling up right before crashing into the woods, but the circle.
Like their faces looking up, the tear in Gawain's eye.
This is the trailer shot.
We were like, what is he looking at?
Yeah, yes.
It's a moon dancer.
Fantastic.
Anything you'd like to say about the Bowie in Spill?
Yeah.
Connell said this and our friend of the pod, Paula Fairfield, said this was also her prompt
was to make Moondenser sound like Bowie.
It's got as moon dancer as like a spiky Mohawk.
It's incredible.
And we just want to shout out our pal, Jackie Lahn, over on the Acklemy.
who was also inspired by Bowie.
Bowie inspo's everywhere.
Wonderful.
No notes.
Great stuff.
Great stuff.
Black counsel.
Joe, they still suck.
This is bad.
These guys suck.
They suck.
They suck.
They're very, very, very eager for war.
Keltigar insisting that the time is now.
Staunton's like I would like to go home, please.
Can I go to Rook's rest?
Massey and Alfred, like, don't worry about that.
Everyone's going to Harrodhal.
Damon's the one who needs to worry.
I do want to say I want to show.
Jase is getting called out left and right in this episode for being sulky, and that is true.
But also he is defensive of Bela is betrothed in this scene.
He's like, you wouldn't know shit if it weren't for Bela.
That's true.
And then, like, for some reason, I just, like, really bumped on then calling her Lady Bela in that, like, even though I was just like, why isn't Gwayne giving Chris and Cola's honorifics?
I don't know.
It just felt.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Felt charged.
Joanna?
No. Witches go.
Witches go.
Where do witches go?
Where do whores go?
Sad.
Let's talk about Alice Rivers.
Let's get weird here.
Damon does not seem thrilled with the accommodations that her and all.
The room is leaky.
He has shoved some swords into the door handles to protect himself.
He's like, poison peas are one thing.
Getting stabbed in the night is another.
I know that this is the product of the fact that they have built this.
splendid set, but it is very funny to me that Damon is staying in, like, a drastically nicer
chamber than the one that Lord of Heron Hall, Lionel Strong, died in. He does seem like a real humble
guy. You think you'd just be like, I'll just take this room right here. He's like, let's keep the
fancy room for the guest. I keep it real. I'm Lionel. I believe it. I believe it.
We hear some humming. We see some feet. We hear a confusion at the door. And then some humming. And
So I don't have a super musical ear, but this did sound to me, the humming that will be revealed in time to be young Renera, Millie Back.
This sounded like the same tune that Renera is humming here that Damon sang to Vermethor in the season one finale.
I played them back to back after you pointed this out to me and I think you're right. I do.
I also never have a-
Dragon Math, Magic Targaryen lore.
Millie Alcox here to play Young Renera.
They really kept the lid on this, man.
Is this the last season one cast member we'll see, is my question.
Oh, God, I hope not.
I mean, it feels, it would almost be wrong and cruel if they gave us this glimpse of these
Damon visions, dreams, and then we don't get more.
Like, my expectation is that we will see, like, many of these.
I hope so.
Wife number one.
I'm okay to not see Rea with love and respect to the veil, but I would like to certainly see Viseris.
That would be the dream.
Yeah.
It's...
Yeah.
I have to imagine that's coming.
We really hope that Patty's here.
We don't know one way or another, but we really hope it's true.
She's stitching up to Harris's neck.
Incredible stuff.
Always coming going, aren't you?
And I have to clean up afterwards.
His face.
His eyes.
Yeah.
That look of fear?
Shame?
To go back to that Lair's quote about blood in the mortar and the same.
idea that Heron Hall passes judgment on you.
This idea of like, this is a Damon reckoning.
I think it is so perfect and so creepy that it's young Reneira here.
I just, like, of course it would be her young.
This is, this is her when she was like, it goes two ways.
It's maybe him when he was like most excited by her because they like, the young part
is creepy and probably true.
but also just like they shared ideology, right?
Yeah.
Giving her the Valerian steel necklace,
we both share a piece of our history, etc.
But also this Reneira, this young Reneer,
even as exasperated, she is sewing a head back on a...
A little baseball head.
A little baseball head.
This one's not going to call him pathetic.
You know?
So it's not just like the version of her he was most invested in,
but the version of her who was most invested in him.
This is still the version of Reneer who thought she could
fix him. Yeah. I could fix her in awe. I hadn't gotten to the I have challenges enough stage yet. Yeah, that's a great call. He wakes up-ish by the
wherewood tree. It sort of snaps to you. Which is overlooking the gods eye, which is the body of water here, right? And like, we mentioned the way that the wherewood roots are sort of in the foundation of Harenhaw. Yeah. But also the tree is leaning towards the gods' eye. Like it is like yearning tendrils. I love a yearning tendrils.
I love the air of faces. Do you wearwood tree? Do you wear what's tree?
love to. I think so. I want to just
mention briefly this idea of hinges
in the world that George R. Martin writes
about. Yeah. This is a Melisandra quote.
Yes. When she says, I've
dreamed of your wall, John Snow. Great
was the lore that raised it.
And great the spells locked beneath
its ice. We walk beneath
one of the hinges
of the world. And it made me think of, thinking about
that quote, made me think about
this quote, I mean, this idea of like places where the
walls are thin is a common one in
sci-fi fantasy, but it made me think of
the doctor who have said wild blue yonder that you and I really loved.
Great one.
When he says, I invoked a superstition at the edge of the universe where the walls are thin and all things are possible.
I just got this feeling.
I love this.
So this idea that Heron Hall is one of those hinges along with the wall and, you know, aside, like many other places or whatever on the map.
Like, because she says hinges, one of the hinges.
It's this idea that like Heron Hall plus the God's Eye plus the Isle of Faces is one of the
of those places in this world where the walls are thin.
This gives me a chill.
And to go back to that email you read earlier and that list of these great consequential
moments in history that unfolded here.
The Ragar one really got me too.
Ooh, ho, ho, who, George.
Alice is here.
Yeah.
She says a really calm, cool, chill, normal thing.
You will die in this place.
Oh, must be a Tuesday, honestly.
I say that all the time.
Um, Alice, you very helpfully broke this down on Talk to the Thrones.
And do you want to read the passage from Fire and Blood?
Sure.
Before we read what the actress says about a character, do that.
So Alice Rivers.
So Rivers, of course, we know, a bastard name.
Yeah.
From Fire and Blood.
Talking about the small folk of Harren Hall.
The quote, here is.
Amongst them, a wet nurse.
Don't.
Not because Chris isn't here to stop you.
Named Alice Rivers.
Who was this woman?
A serving wench who dabbled in potions and spells, says Monkin.
A woods witch claims sept and eustace.
A malign enchantress who bathed in the blood of virgins to preserve her youth, mushroom would have us believe.
So we get the unreliable narrator like varying accounts.
But all of them heightened this question and this air of mystery.
Like, who is this?
figure.
And there's so much we don't know about her.
The actress who plays are Gail Rankin, gave an interview to Entertainment Weekly,
where she said some things.
And again, is this canon or is this just something an actress said?
I don't know.
And I don't mean to say that dismissively.
It's just sometimes actors talk about their own backstory that they've invented.
And then later a showrunner will say, that's not what we had in mind.
But here's what Gil Rankin said.
And again, it feels like they would have checked.
She says, quote, she's someone who has all of this power,
who's been alive for potentially 400 years,
how do we make her a person with a beating heart and wants and desires?
I hope that's felt inside of our exploration with her.
And we are familiar with hot witchy women who are older than they appear, Melanchard.
Yeah.
Yes.
So we wouldn't be like shocked, honestly.
There's an implication of this in Fire and Blood that she is much, much older than she appears.
400 years.
Right.
Her age is a question, yeah.
400 years is wild.
Ripe.
On the like you will die in this place front.
Yeah.
Because we're on the subject of Malesandra,
I did want to shout out this great moment
between Malesandra and Berris from Game of Thrones
where she says,
I have to die in this strange country just like you.
Right?
To him.
And it's very like vague, but also true.
And that's like the nature of prophecy.
Right? Like, what does it mean to say you will die in this place? Like, what is, what does that mean?
This is a show, a book, a text, an author who loves to play with prophecy and wording.
Like, what does it all mean? Right.
Yeah.
On the funky nature of prophecy, if only we knew how George R. Martin felt about it. Oh, wait, we do.
Here's some quotes.
Dreams were a treacherous ground on which to build. That's from Dunkin Egg.
Yes.
Prophecies are treacherous, a dance with dragon.
Yeah.
Prophecy will bite your prick off every time a feast for crows.
Prophecy is like a half-trained mule.
It looks as though it might be useful, but the moment you trust in it, it kicks you in the head, Tyrion to Jora, also from dance.
Yeah, prophecies are problematic, not to be trusted.
Yeah, bite your prick off.
It doesn't sound ideal.
So I would not, like...
Neither does a kick in the head from a mule.
No.
Doesn't sound great.
Yeah.
And also just, in general, like, the king of funky prophecy is Shakespeare out himself.
The bard, always welcome.
Macbeth. Like the wording of the prophecies in Macbeth are notoriously like slippery and,
and, you know, what are we talking about here? Right, right.
When are we talking about here? How are we talking about it here? So I think George is consistently
interested in what characters are moved to do if someone says something to them. The way that
Circe responds to what Maggie the Frog says to her when she is a child, like shapes so much of her life. And she
misinterprets it.
Yeah.
Love a misinterpreted prophecy.
George says, George has said he always wants, he always believes in prophecies coming true,
just not in a straightforward way.
Final scene of the episode.
Reneira and Allison in the sept.
Okay, I get it.
Listen, I get it.
When I saw Alicent, when I saw Rina in the septa, like, costume, I did have a moment of like, oh, no.
What are we doing here?
Because specifically, like, it defies belief that she would be able to infiltrate or...
Is this going to be silly?
Was sort of how I felt.
Right.
And then it just really wasn't.
And I thought the scene was so extraordinary.
Yeah.
I think the main bumping point people have is like this is just way too much of a risk for Rainier to take.
I do think that the episode and the character herself have set us up for this is an act of desperation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damon was just here in his murder cloak.
And I understand that Damon infiltrating things is a different prospect than Murina
infiltrating things.
But like, I believe, given this is an act of desperation, this is the last ditch effort.
And everyone's like, what's the plan?
She says herself she didn't really think this through.
I've begun to badly what the plan is.
I love to just have knives sequestered in our sleeves and remind us of the old eye for an eye arm size.
To the desperate point, I really liked that part of it.
Because repeatedly throughout season one, Reneira is accused by others, whether it's Allison or Reneas, of behaving desperately.
And then that becomes something that she actively embraces.
Like when Reneas says a generous offer or a desperate one in episode eight, Reneer says, what does it matter?
And the fact that she was kind of the rare character who was able to say, basically, like, what other people think of me or whether I, like, I do something that is unconventional.
Not only am I not afraid.
Maybe I'm the only one who's willing, right?
Maybe everybody else is so trapped by their fear or the expectations of the way people typically behave.
So, like, she is doing it.
And then we can contrast that with what her counselors want and seek and think is required.
And something that they think is, like, a lack of action.
It's a very specific type of action that Reneer kind of feels like the only character on the story is capable of right now.
And it's like emotionally intelligent action, right?
She has, she does have the read of Alicant in this regard.
We should say when she opens the scroll, Allison's scroll to read it, the green dress theme plays, which is sort of Allison's theme plays on the score, Rameen Javadi, the genius that you are.
Also, I feel like they lampshade this a bit because Masaria says, like, it would be easier to kill her.
Like, what are you talking about?
Right.
But then also we should remember that Masari is not bullshitting when she says she knows the ins and outs of this.
She hid Aegon in the set at the end of last season.
Yep.
So if anyone knows how to get in the schedule of it and how to get in and out and when Sir Stephan should sit on the steps and pretend to read a book while stuffing a knife up his sleeve, it's Misari.
This is like the Clone Wars fixing the prequels, like helping us to better appreciate Masaria's involvement in the penultimate episode.
In the baffling episode of night.
The other thing I loved about the scroll in addition to the score, she finally picks that up and reads it after putting away her kids' toys.
Yeah.
And in that moment of privacy, she allows herself to weep.
You know, she had to be strong in front of everyone else.
You're saying, kill the mom, let the queen be born.
Almost the opposite, in a way.
It's like to go right from that morning of that loss into a scene with Allison,
this other lost relationship.
And this person who she still has great affection for
despite everything that has gone so horribly wrong,
it's painful to watch these characters have to have to,
have to reconcile with like the last little filaments of a thing that previously defined like a
great stretch of their life. It's just a deeply, deeply tragic, sad episode. And there's a lot of
tragedy at the heart of this conversation, at the heart of this pitch. I thought this was so good.
I thought this was so good. Perfect setting. It's not just about Emma Darcy and Olivia Cook being in
the same scene together, though that is certainly part of it. Never thought we would get it in this
way, like that they would not only be together at this point in the story, because this is new.
Right.
But that they would talk about what they talk about.
Right.
And there's something like we want, we want Renura to know this, to know that her father didn't change his mind.
You also know that Allison isn't lying.
Yeah.
And we want Allison to have to confront the fact that she fucked up.
100%.
Yeah.
Well, semi-confirn.
We got this email from our listener, Mattie.
Confront and then tuck away.
Who says she now, Allison, she now has lost the one and only excuse to assuage her own guilt for her part and usurping the throne.
I find this ultimately far more interesting.
So much of this show is built on complex relationships and emotional responses to the cascading sequences of events in season one.
I can't wait to see how Allison spirals from here, knowing that she can't lie to herself any longer.
Yes.
When you can say, well, I did my duty.
Yeah.
But did you?
The Conqueror.
The choking out of the Conqueror is just absolutely exquisite.
Actually, let's hear that exchange.
And then we'll talk more about what unfolds here.
Steve, can we hear this clip?
What did he say at the end?
Do he speak my name?
He was weary.
It was hard at times to understand.
Eccon's name.
He said he was the prince that was promised to unite the realm.
What?
I desire peace as you to puttive itself.
My father used those words.
The prince that was promised.
Yes, he did.
Spoke to you of the song of Ice and Fire.
He once told about Egon the Conqueror.
The Conqueror.
So good.
That sequence of this conversation begins with this almost desperate searching of Allison's face,
the way that Reneira is looking at her after like saying Allison says,
because you lied, right?
I've been unkind, but never untrue.
They are each so deeply rooted and steeped in the thing that they believe is real.
Yeah.
And that, I mean, just the look on Reneira's face as they launch into this stretch of the conversation.
And then they make this misunderstanding that we've been talking about for episodes on end in two years now.
An active text, a conversation between the characters, which was just a shock and a delight.
Because as we've been discussing all season, not everybody agrees with this and that's totally fine.
But like for us, this deeply human failing across characters, a mistake, a misunderstanding.
Maybe you think you can control something that you can't like your dragon.
Maybe you think it's too late to fix something that is it or is it not?
Well, that's the text of the episode.
This heightens the tragedy of the dance.
I absolutely love it.
We were just talking about this idea of prophecy and misunderstood prophecy.
In a sense, Allison has misunderstood a prophecy.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, it's not, she didn't think she was receiving a prophecy.
Right.
But she was.
but whatever it is, she misunderstood it.
And again, this is like a constant in George's writing.
I like this idea.
I was thinking of Melisandra, right, in this quote,
many a priest and priestesses before her had been brought down by false visions by seeing what they wish to see instead of what the Lord of Light had said.
That idea of like, did she want to hear?
Right.
Agon.
Is Agonne?
Yeah.
Not.
Renew.
Like Vassaris with his dream, right?
Exactly.
Born wearing the conqueror's crown.
What do you want?
I mean, yeah.
Wrong egg on.
Wrong kid.
Wrong wife.
Wrong all of it.
The dream is like this just, just a reminder, we've said this a million times.
So just as a reminder, the dream is so important because it's the very reason that they exist at all.
Dady's the dreamer saying let's get the hell out of dodge on our dragons.
Let's skip the doom.
Seems boring.
Honestly, it seems kind of.
hot. I don't want to stay. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hate being hot. Love being wet.
Yeah. Ocean Vista. Let's go. Let's go to Dragon Stones. That's the reason Targaryians are alive.
Yeah. So this idea that like, a lot of people put stock in dreams, but the Targaryens are like,
no, but really. And not just alive, but why they are the great power in the world when there were
legions of dragon riding families in Old Valeria that were destroyed because they didn't escape. Yeah.
And I just think it's so worth reiterating something that we've been talking about again and again and again,
which is the idea of like Allison starting from a genuine, it's one choice to say, and I believe her, mostly, that she genuinely misunderstood Vassaris in his final moments.
The decision she makes here is different.
Absolutely.
It's not, oh, I genuinely thought it's, oh, it's too late.
And so that is our character, you know, being pushed a little further along an arc.
And similarly, Reneira.
How is Renira going to react to this?
Like, it's too late.
I made my bid and now it's too late.
Where do I go from here?
Right.
And I'm just relishing, watching these women pushed along this arc in the way that, like, we hope when George R.
Martin writes all of his books, we're going to understand DeNaris on an arc.
Yes.
From liberator of people to destroyer of Kings Landing.
Yes.
You know, how, if you read the Dunkin Egg books, which you should.
we can understand Egg who becomes King Egon and does something awful as king.
So what does it mean to go from Egg, this squire that we love, to this awful Targaryen?
He's not an awful king, but he does an awful thing, right?
And so I just, I love that we're getting to explore that.
And it's a different experience than just being served up someone like Ramsey or Joffrey
who are just sort of like presented to you as like little monsters.
Yeah, you know?
Yeah, definitely.
here you go, these are horrible people.
Yeah.
Or even Circe.
Circe, I think, is a similar case.
We just caught her towards the tail end of her arc.
But we get these little, like, moments and clues about, like, how Tywin treated her or how
Robert, like, fucked her and called Leanna's name out or, like, all the things that put Circe
in the mold that she got.
And we got her, like, from pretty bad person who was, like, let's kill the other Dyer Wolf.
I don't care which dire wolf.
Like that's how we meet her essentially or like fucking her brother and being okay with pushing a kid out of a window.
Pretty bad.
But goes way worse from there.
Let's be clear.
And so like, but what would the story have been like if we had met, I mean, Circe always bullied Tyrion.
So I'm never saying she was like a great person.
But like if we had seen every step along the way, what would our relationship with Circe be like?
So what a gift.
Right.
However annoying the time jumps might have been in season one, what a gift to be with these women.
And what a gift to be given this different depiction of them versus especially how Allison is portrayed in the book?
Yeah.
I just really admire it.
Beautiful point.
The Circe compare and contrast is a fascinating one because it also makes – we can think of it through the lens of this episode of like what was the origin, right?
Exactly.
Is it when her mother died?
Right.
Is it the fact that Jamie got to do things she didn't even though they were twins?
Is it, you know, I'm thinking now of like another great show-invented scene, one of my favorite scenes ever.
The black-haired boy, the black-ha-ha-baby-old.
But no, that is a wonderful one as well, the cat conversation.
But then the Circee-Rober conversation, right, about Leanna.
Like, you've never asked about her and not ever, why now.
And the way that she asked him, like, was it ever possible for us?
Right.
And when he says, when he says no and then says, like, does that make you feel?
better or worse, what is her response? Like, it doesn't make me feel anything at all. Like,
that's where we find her. She's already in the it doesn't make me feel anything at all. And then
her kids start dying, et cetera. So, like, where in that stretch of terrible tragedy? Did it become
the it's too late moment for Searcy? And we can think about that for all of these characters.
So it's a, it's a beautiful point. The show's been great. Great season. Great season. Wild
stuff. I can't believe we only have five left, sad.
Sad.
It's been three.
We only have five left.
It's too fast.
I don't, I don't want it.
I don't want it to be over yet.
My goodness.
And then the rings of power will be around the corner.
I know.
That's exciting.
Wig watch.
Let's do it.
Will you wear wigs?
I'll just quote one of our listeners, Bradley, who sent us an email and said,
I know there will be some talk about Kristen Cole's terrible new haircut.
And I just need to note that I love it.
It's awful.
And I love it.
doesn't he deserve it?
Kristen's got away with being too hot with his hair in the past season and
half.
It's high time his hair reflected how shitty of a guy Kristen is.
Also, Fabian Frankel's still so hot,
but he somehow makes it work.
I disagree with that last sentence.
Not that Fabian Frankel isn't extremely attractive,
but he's not making this haircut work as far as I'm concerned.
But yes, doesn't he deserve a shitty dorky Caesar cut
that lets us all know?
It's just like such a naked, visible act of, like,
desperation of like, I got to look right for the part and the haircut's terrible.
Take me seriously.
Perfect.
It's great.
I love it.
Incredible touch.
Okay.
It is time for the book spoiler section, which means if you do not want us to, if you do not want to hear us talk about things that are still to come in the story and speculate about how what we saw in this episode connects to what's to come.
This is where you leave us.
Bye.
No time for amusements, Thailand.
Okay.
It's the book.
Look Ahead.
Where do you want to begin?
I just want a quick moment.
moment before we get into these specifics to ask you a broader question that I've been thinking
about.
Yeah. Which is, does how much we know about what's coming? I'm usually like, I don't care what I know.
But I'm just curious, does how much we know is coming impact the way in which you're investing
in any characters? Are you holding back on anyone? Because I think it's a different prospect of thinking
about Reneera, a character that I actually do care, a tremendous amount. Yeah. About M. Darcy,
incredible and I also know that
Reneira will go on to do horrible things that I don't agree with
and also spoilers if you haven't seen Game of Thrones
or whatever will wind up getting roasted by Agon's dragon
right?
That's different than watching DeNaris's story not knowing where it's ending
and thinking you're watching a hero's journey and actually you're watching a tragedy
does it impact the way that we invest in like someone like Jace
knowing like the Battle of the Gullet is around the corner
Or is it?
Or is it?
I still think Gallant belongs to this season.
I think it's next season for sure.
But yeah.
Yeah.
It's a good question.
I think my answer is no.
It's not inhibiting my attachment to anyone.
And I think actually I'm having kind of the opposite experience with the show, which
maybe is just the product of the nature of this adaptation with the type of text that's
being adapted.
Because we know Reneer's fate, but there's so much that we never got to see.
There's so much that we never got to experience and watch and see how it impacted that character.
So I'm finding the show experience is actually heightening my connection to the characters and enriching the connection to the characters.
And then there are just in addition to like things we're learning or seeing that we didn't glean because we didn't get to glimpse because they didn't make the histories.
There's just so much more time, right?
Like we've talked a lot about how Allison and or nearer is so backburnered for so much of the story and then are the central protagonist.
of this tale. But we think of something like the seeds so far, you know, like Ulf is here. Hugh is here.
Adams here. Nettles is where. But I was thinking back to like when we did one of our mailback
questions in the preview pod and we were trying to put a Lord of the Rings character into this
universe. And I suggested Charlie Vickers for Hugh. And we were like, but would Hugh get enough
screen time? And now I'm like, maybe he will, you know? And so we're just like learning new things.
We see Hugh's family. We understand what Hugh's job is like.
I mean, that's...
Yeah, I think I'm having...
Yeah, I'm not having a...
I'm not feeling like, oh, I can't...
I can't love them because they're going to leave me.
I think I find myself there a little bit with, like, someone like Jace.
Like, I need a little bit more...
I thought they did, you know, like him on the wall, him coming back and being upset and reporting to Reneer.
Like, that stuff was really good.
Jace isn't angry in his order the Phoenix era teen, like...
Yeah.
...is not my favorite.
But, like, stuff like, Raney...
All the Rani's stuff.
That's been good.
Knowing where we're pretty sure we're saying goodbye to her next week that,
oh, that stuff is really hitting for me.
Yeah, it's just, it's anguish-inducing to know that we have to say goodbye soon.
Yeah.
Speaking of, the Rooks Rost set up.
I thought it was so clever for her, for the button of that scene to be her concern for losing Corliss in the war.
Yeah.
when like we all know that she's going out.
Yeah.
Hard-breaking.
But that was such a clever way to not like put your foot on the gas for the audience.
You know, if Corliss had been like, if Corlis had been the one to be like, I could lose you any day.
And then Renice is like, well, I'm awful to this battle of Rook's rest.
I'm sure everything will go fine.
Audience would be like, oh, shit.
Yeah.
But right now probably some people who are avoiding spoilers at home are worried about Corlis.
Yes.
Yeah.
I am trying to figure out, you know, the next week on, we see a lot of dragon action.
We see Rainis and Mealy.
So if Rooks or Us is where we think it's going to be, I am trying to figure out what will lead
Reinez to flying into battle when she has been the most active proponent of a more passive
course.
Like, is it going to be that she...
Did it require something like this?
Like, Reneer's like, I went.
That?
Or is she doing it to protect?
text somebody else.
You know, like I'm fascinated to see how they make that.
Like Bayla or something like that.
Yeah, in like one episode.
Burning Mill, Burning Mill fallout.
Just for one step closer to my guy, bloody Ben, joining the party.
And as you know, I cannot wait.
But no Black Alley.
Very sad.
No Black Alley was upsetting.
I, I feel...
Black Alley, we should say, is just like a kick-ass archer character.
Yes, kick-ass.
And like, you know, we talked about how we can't believe that our guy, Craig, is not coming back
this season, but we hope we'll eventually, like, we've got.
a love match to make, you know?
Hard to do it if no characters are in the show.
So stay tuned for that.
Tessarian, we already talked about.
This feels like this line in the episode kind of helped clarify what Condal had said in the press.
We were confused by him saying that Tessarian wasn't fly in size yet, but we get that like
near fighting age.
So it does feel like they're just fighting their time until season three.
But if you're only doing two.
Yeah.
This is the question.
This takes Honeywine off the table.
Honey winds off as a battle where Tessarian, Darren shows up on Tessarian and saves the day.
We're not doing that battle this season.
It feels impossible.
We don't think we're doing the Battle of the Gullet.
Right.
Because.
Still strange to me, but yes.
Like the blonde babies are going to the veil and could just like chill there for a while.
Because the Battle of the Gullet happens.
Again, I'm just saying this for people who haven't read the book and don't know.
Like, it's Jace going off to rest.
rescue his brothers from like the triarchy on the water.
So do you think then that gay abandon, the Saris being taken, Egon's flight, charting
the course toward the Dragon Bane is all of that next season?
They don't head out for Pantos until next season and then maybe they're like mysteriously,
magically older?
No, I say they go to the veil.
they're going to the veil.
And they hang out.
I say when we come back next season,
there's going to be some older blonde kids there.
Yeah, they'll just make them older.
They'll just make them older.
They'll just make them older.
They're going to be spending because the dance is three years, right?
Yeah.
Well, thereabouts.
So, you know, we had thought like no more time jumps or whatever,
but if they slightly beef up and expand the time, they have to.
Those blonde babies are still babies.
And if, like, well, Jof too, like Jophe being six doesn't really...
They have a lot of action to do in that battle in terms of dragon riding, hiding dragon eggs,
talking ourselves out of being killed.
And with love and respect to those babies, I need older children to do that.
You know what I mean?
I think the eventual Jophe Syrac sequence, I think he also just has to be a little older.
Maybe that works if he's really young and reckless.
So Battle of the Gollet, Battle of Honeywine, two major battles.
and this, probably taking of King's Landing, all shoved into season three.
So then you think, does Fish Feed move up?
Right.
Is that the second battle?
We have seen Lanister forces in the trailer.
My brother, Jason, is raising a great army at Castor the Rock.
In a matter of weeks, he will be able to arrest the Blackwoods from the West.
So a Lanister, a big Lanister battle.
We know the Lannisters.
Jason Lannister doesn't survive.
Is that the big?
But I don't think it's like, but given that Gita is directed the finale, I don't think a battle is what ends the finale.
Right.
So maybe that's episode seven.
Right.
What makes sense to me about that, on the one hand, it's like a lot of non-primary characters, right?
But it's a payoff for a primary location for the Riverlands being like the spot of the season.
And, you know, obviously they can get other figures in the mix.
but it doesn't have quite the like
jace at the gullet.
No.
Plus the, the...
But that moment I think is going to be...
Yeah.
It's two things.
It's Reynese at Rook's rest
and I think the sewing,
like the dragon riders and the sewing.
That's the other thing about the gullet moving
that is just bizarre.
I'm still trying to try my head around though.
It's like,
the gullet is their first real foray.
The seeds.
We make the sewing a huge
consequential part of the second season,
and then they do what?
And then they ride out in season three.
They toast each other at the table,
a Dragonstone, which we've seen in the trailer.
Yeah, okay.
And then we ride at dawn in season three.
Yeah.
They ride in season three,
and Tessarian has grown in season three.
Okay.
How about the Rook's rest set up for Kristen?
Quickly.
Helena says that thing to Allison,
while she's, like, standing near a window.
I just needed to say that.
So, like, Helena, we should say,
winds up falling out a window, throwing herself out a window.
It's very mysterious how Helena dies on the spikes of the dry moat of Megas hold fast.
But she goes out the window.
Is she pushed?
Neil on Child like content has this big Helena got pushed by Kristen Cole theory because she saw what she saw.
I don't know.
I don't like it, but Neil likes it.
And I love to encourage Neil's crackpot theories.
but like is whatever sends Helena out the window,
could it somehow be conceived as Allison's fault?
And if it is, is she pre-forgiving her for that?
Tough.
Heavy.
The condition of motherhood is what?
Smizzy?
Sadness.
Sadness. Yeah. Great.
Boy.
Okay.
Chris and cool.
Yeah.
Speed is my ally.
I will turn the crown-land houses who declare for Renner to our cause.
We will add their numbers to our own and then turn west,
where I will enlist the bracken subdue the riverlance and take Harron Hall.
Well, it's going to turn the Crownland houses.
Is he going to do some of that?
Going to do some of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So he's going to get the Crownland houses.
He's going to go to Rook's rest.
He's going to.
So it seems like Amon has not been informed.
Yeah.
About this plan.
Vigar will remain here to defend the city.
Right.
So because of the frozen coin, did you read that as Kristen is saying something that he and
Amund have not synced up on it.
But it feels like later Kristen's going to be.
like we're going to tell everyone you're going to stay here, but secretly you're going to show up.
And that's how we lure Raynees on Maelis.
Raynees shows up to Rook's rest on Maelis.
Because they think it's just that fucker, Kristen Cole.
And then surprise, Vagar's there and Surprise Sunfire is also there.
And that brings me to my point, which is Sunfire, Agon's dragon gets roasted with Dragonfire.
Egon gets his shiny Valerian steel armor, melted into his body.
I genuinely can't wait.
They spent 20 weeks building this armor that they're going to melt in next week's episode.
I'm going the other way with it.
I'm saying I'm going like if it's going to be a permanently embedded in his arm, you really got to nail it.
Okay.
You got to nail the design.
I like it.
I like it.
And then also sets up the whole Laris thing.
Like Laris is disability and is bonding with Agon after.
But I think they're really setting up this like Agon Laris like clothes.
bond connection.
Like Laris has really insinuated himself into that position as being like basically
Agon's only lifeline to the world for a while.
Until Laris decides that that is also.
He's ready for all occasions.
Not for him.
Ready to pivot.
Not for him.
Sea smoke, the sewing set up.
So, okay, that was Marful Hood.
Here's what I've, here's what I've decided after many conversations with our colleague
Riley Mackey about this that I.
I am hoping for and kind of like, actually,
because we've been like, well, wait,
if his rider is alive and they're bonded,
he should not accept another rider.
It just doesn't make sense.
So the show has worked itself into a corner
that the canon does not allow.
To me, killing Lainor, after this whole big thing
and just being like he died.
First of all, I'm like, how will they find out?
How would they know?
But, like, also, it just feels...
What if they know because they smoked bonds
with someone else?
Maybe, but then it's like, why do it?
Why do it?
To keep Reneer's hands clean.
But Rene...
She didn't kill her nice gay husband.
She let him go...
But in the book, she doesn't kill him.
He and Carl have just like a quarrel.
There was a way to...
If that's the only reason, there's a way to have him die in a different fashion.
Frankly, frankly, with love and respect to all the brilliant people who worked in House of the Dragon,
I think they didn't realize that they backed themselves into a cheese-smog corner.
So, okay, on that front.
What I like then is the idea that this can actually be a way to further heighten the mythology of this idea that the dragons are smarter than men, that they know more than we do.
And maybe see smoke.
You want to break the rules of dragon bonding.
Decides.
I think it can be an evolution.
He's like, you chose not to be with me.
Why should I be alone?
And how is he going to communicate that?
By letting Adam claim him.
He's going to look down the camera and be like.
When Adam gets on his back.
and say like, what did you expect?
I was going to wait for you forever.
What am I chopped liver?
I'm sea smokes.
He is going to accept a rider, and maybe it's because he has decided that he should not be
alone because he was abandoned.
He was abandoned.
Talk about gay abandoned.
Why?
You know what I mean?
Oh, my God.
What else?
I think Lain-Or has died off screen, and I think it's messy and silly, but I think it's
less complicated than, like, let's break the rules of dragon bonding.
It's like the whole point of that emotionally was that Lainor should be able to go live a happy, free life.
And then to be like, actually, he died off screen.
It just feels, that feels really lame.
Actually, he lived six wonderful years.
I hope that's not what happened.
Okay.
What else?
Damon's death.
Well, Reneur says goodbye to baby Vassaris, whom she will never see again.
Yeah.
Sad one.
Tough one.
Yeah.
Though, in some ways, frankly, happier for him than what awaits egg on, I think.
you could argue.
Tough one for Agon.
All right, Damon's death.
This was great.
That's what, Damon's will die there.
Being positioned right there
in the lip of the God's eye,
this was extraordinary.
I think that it is,
I think it's always worthwhile
to talk about prophecy.
I was trying to throw that in there
to be like, maybe he doesn't die there, guys.
Let's not say that that's necessarily the truth,
though he definitely will die there.
Just not right now.
A ways in the future.
Yeah.
Hopefully two seasons.
Hopefully by the time you've forgotten.
that Alice said that once.
Daddy kind of forgot about the Iron Fleet, and you'll kind of forget about what Alice says.
Alfred.
What a piece of shit.
Can't imagine why Rainier didn't give him the position that he wanted.
Why keep him around at all?
That's one of the things that it's almost like too, stretching too far into insubordination.
I would fire half that counsel.
Or kill them.
Wow.
Right?
Okay.
Well, we know what David would do.
I mean, Viseris was like, if you say this thing, I don't want you to say,
one more time, I'll take your tongue.
Damon's cutting heads off.
I don't know.
Not the worst thing for Rinear to exist it.
Be a dragon.
Be a dragon.
Are you a sheep?
Oh, Anna.
Thank you.
What else?
Let's see.
An heir who knows the sea.
Come on in, Alan.
Do you, okay, well, here's two things that I think are interesting.
One, like, do you think Corliss is already thinking about Alan?
When he's like, no, not Juff.
No, not.
Blah, blah, blah.
Interesting.
maybe subconsciously, but I don't think he's consciously thinking about this yet because I, the way that he and Alan interacted, it certainly gave us the sense that Corlis knows that that's his bastard son.
Alan knows that that's his secret father.
We hear Alan and Adam talk about it.
They all know.
Secret father.
It's not acknowledged.
Correct.
And so there is a shame and Corlis is, it's, it seems.
seems apparent that he is like hiding from this lapse, this thing that he has done that he is ashamed of.
So if he's intending to make him air, he has to be ready to confront something with his, with Renis, that it seems like he is not ready to confront.
We're just on, we're on double air talk watch with Corley's. Yes. DeNaris's eggs. Last and not least.
Here's where I'm going to introduce a pretty common theory. Yeah. That I don't know how I feel about, right? Because the dragon egg math is this. Yes. If one of those eggs is Viserises. Yeah.
then
and then you believe
one of those eggs
is mourning.
Yeah.
Well, I mean,
the theory that you're
share the theory
because I, yeah,
I'm a fan of it
and we talked about it
on a couple of the trailer pods.
I did.
This idea that Raina
who wants to be a
dragon writer isn't a dragon writer
is going to take the place
of this character called Nettles,
the girl Nettles,
who claims sheepstealer,
a wild dragon.
And until this episode,
that was what I thought
was going to happen.
And now I don't,
think that makes sense anymore.
Well, here's the question, what if sheepstealer is eating sheep in the veil?
Because we've heard a lot about like the small folk and they're like, we've got a sheep problem.
These dragons keep eating our sheep.
That's true.
So what if she's in the veil?
She gets some cool scenes of Jane Aaron, but also while she's there, she claims sheepstealer.
Yeah, could happen.
I have really liked, because I think that conversation between Lena and Raina in
Pentos in season one, where she was basically like, you have a harder path.
But like so did I.
And I claim Vagar.
I felt like it was moving forward.
I think it's a better story if she never has a dragon.
Because mourning is like isn't isn't.
You know what I mean?
But like because I like this idea of like it there are different kinds of strength.
Yeah.
You know?
Like I think that's a really beautiful idea.
Yes.
Conservation of characters though.
If we've got a character who is potentially Nettles is either Damon's daughter or his
Paramour.
Again, once again, our pal, David Jacoby is, like, really invested in that theory that Nettles isn't a dragon seed at all.
Yeah.
A lot of, I think it would suck for Nettles to not be in the show.
That's the other thing, right?
So, like, I hope Nettles is still arriving and maybe on delay.
Maybe there's a phased sewing.
Maybe we have the initial sewing, and then there's a later claiming and a later, like, solidifying of the ranks.
I could definitely see Nettles being a season three character, like 100%.
So then that, here comes the Dragon Ink Math again.
So the morning then the blue egg is mourning and that is Raina's sad little dragon.
Because at first I was like, oh, the blue egg is Vseris's egg.
But if morning is in the story in one of these eggs hatches, the blue egg has to be mourning,
which means Vesaris's lost egg becomes one of Danny's track.
So it's like Vesaris lost three eggs.
Fascinating.
And I guess that makes sense that when he loses his egg.
Yeah.
This was not a dull affair.
There were plenty of murders.
I guess that like, because at first I was like, well, wait, when he loses his egg, how it,
but then maybe he just has all the eggs with them on the ship, and they're all taken.
They could make it work.
I don't quite, the other thing is, like, I don't know why this is actually, I don't know why they said anything.
Because, like, part of what that does is it puts a cap on what the eggs can become inside of this show.
Yeah.
Which I think is a mistake.
I agree.
Especially given all the talk about unclaimed dragons and eggs and what, it's like,
if three of those become Danny's eggs,
regardless of whether Morning is born,
only one of them can come into play in this story.
And that just feels like a weird cap to put on that potential.
Very odd.
If it were me, I would not have said it,
but that's not where we are.
No, no.
Okay, that's it.
We did it.
An edit is coming,
and it will be savage beyond.
I'll compare.
Thank you to our small council.
Steve Allman, as always, for producing this episode.
John Richter on the video production for this episode.
Arjuna Ram Gapal for his additional production work on this episode,
and Jomi and Denneron for his work on the social for this episode.
We will see you on Thursday for our Hackelight, episode six.
God, already, six, deep dive.
And then Sunday night, right after Hot-Die episode four.
Yeah.
Full disclosure, that might be like a medium dive because of the holiday.
It's a little complicated.
I just want to...
Cool.
Light.
There you go.
Until Thursday and then until Sunday,
we assure you.
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