House of R - 'House of the Dragon' Season 2 Primer: Where We Left Off in Season 1. Plus, Showrunner Ryan Condal Joins!
Episode Date: June 11, 2024Gods be good—it's almost time to head back to Westeros, and Mal and Jo are here to help you prepare. First, they refresh you on the story to date by sharing their dueling recaps of every episode fro...m HOTD's first season (06:42). Then, showrunner Ryan Condal joins the pod to talk about everything from what he's most excited about in Season 2 to rich dragon tapestries (82:24). Be sure to check out tickets for the Ringer Residency in Los Angeles this summer! Hosts: Mallory Rubin and Joanna Robinson Guest: Ryan Condal Senior Producer: Steve Ahlman Additional Production: Arjuna Ramgopal Social: Jomi Adeniran Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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spoiler warning today.
Yeah. Yeah. Season one of House of the Dragon and intimate details.
Yeah, a helpful little season one refresher. So anything that happened at any point in season
one could come up today. That's it. Season two trailers,
marketing material for season two, things like that could come up. But we're mostly looking back.
In the interview. At season one. You know, we're most, yes, yes. When we get to the, we get to the,
We get to the chat with Ryan Condal.
We'll be looking ahead, of course, to season two.
But in our season one refresher, season one, the wider Thrones universe, it's really it.
Let's do it.
If you haven't seen season one, you're like, I want to dive right into season two.
Hopefully this helps you.
If you've seen season one, thanks for coming here to refresh and to hang.
Great to have you.
Let's do it.
I have a goblet.
Let's go for it.
Pull up a chair, grab a small ball.
Okay, Joe.
Stop delaying.
Let's do it.
The rapid-ish fire refresher, we decided to do this for your genius idea as we are in the run-up
to season two, in the choose-aside marketing campaign.
Dueling recaps, this was your thought.
And part of what's exciting about this is like discovering if, as we revisit each episode
of season one, all 10 episodes, do the same things that stood out to us in real-time stand
out to us now and do the same things that feel most important to one of us?
feel most consequential to the other,
how many of these selections will be about feet or hats or small balls?
And how many will be about deeply resonant thematic moments?
We're about to find out because we are each going to share the three things from every episode.
We're going to go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
the three things that feel most important to us
while revisiting season one.
And, you know, when we say three things,
we're doing our best.
We really want this to be rapid fire.
So we're going to do our best.
How many smuggles will there be?
How many bundles?
I mean, it's a house of our podcast.
So that's sort of part for the course.
All right, Joe, I don't know what's on your list.
You don't know what's on mine.
There are probably going to be some moments where we're like,
I'm counting on the other person to have them.
this. There are going to be plenty of moments where we have the same thing. I'm really looking
forward to this. This is going to be a blast. Why don't you kick us off with the first most
important thing from season one, episode one, the heirs of the dragon. To be clear, I'm not doing
this in any order of importance. I'm doing it in like sort of roughishish chronological order in the
episode. So I'm going to start here. I didn't really do chronological order or necessarily order of
importance. I don't know if I had an organizing principle other than vibes. It doesn't much
matter. Vives only is works. Okay. In one darken speech, King Viseris's brother, Prince Damon,
takes himself out of the running to sit on the Iron Throne by maybe or maybe not saying something
very shitting and rude about Vassaris's dead infant son whose birth killed his beloved wife and queen.
And I mean, let's be honest, Damon probably said it. There for a day. Yeah for a day.
Tough one.
Damet.
Air to the throne, out of the running.
That's quite number one.
Introduction that episode.
Just fantastic.
Absolutely fantastic.
My first selection for the series premiere is my first smuggle, fittingly, right from the jump.
And it's the choosing of the airs times two.
The wounds of the great council of 101AC select.
Jack Harris's successor, this introduction to House Targaryen at the height of its strength,
10 adult dragons, and then seeing Viceris selected over Renis.
And this very crucial opening note that we get in the prologue, the patriarchy could not be more real.
And we build into cementing and affirming that idea throughout the episode,
Reneer and Emma, talking about the child bed is our battlefield.
Reneira at her mother and brother's funeral saying,
I will never be a son.
This crucial note is there from the jump,
as are the harbingers in terms of Targaryen division,
the only thing that could tear down the house of the dragon was itself.
That is the note that opens the series
as we make our way toward the Targaryen Civil War of Succession,
the dance of the dragons.
And then, of course,
that builds toward the end of the episode
when Viseras does choose,
sorry to deem in the subject of your first pick,
to name Reneira air.
And we get to see the little looks and glances
and delays and hesitations on given faces
as it's time to swear obeisance.
And that note from Vassaris to Reneera,
a dragon saddle is one thing,
but the iron throne is the most dangerous seat in the realm.
It's like, I get a change.
chill rewatching that. It's just fantastic. So this is like what the series is about. And when you
revisit the first episode, they establish that focus quite effectively. I love you. I love you madly.
I'm still excited for this program. This whole episode, you and I had very different interpretations
of this prompt. And I'm excited to see this continue to roll out. Because here's my bullet point number two.
Vassaris announces his daughter will be his air and all the dudes look very excited. Misogyny.
We solved it. That's it. We did it.
episode one.
Misogynases, it's over.
Yeah, we solved it.
All the guys look super excited that a woman is going to be out of the throne.
That's it.
And no one will have a question or concern or comment on that matter in the future, probably.
Nope.
That's it.
That's my rapid fire bullet point.
What's your next rapid fire bullet point, Mallory?
To be fair, you said the three most important things from each episode.
That was the prompt.
Yep.
I think that's, I'm honoring the abrupt.
My second, most important thing from episode one,
Dragon Dreams and Dragon Warnings.
We get this very daunting, harrowing glimpse of this dream
that has driven and guided a huge stretch of Viseras' life
as he is recounting it for Emma in her bath
and, of course, for our benefit as well.
Our son was born wearing Egon's iron crab.
And we love here at the House of R a misread self-fulfilling prophecy.
And Viseras' obsession with having a son is on our minds throughout the entire season,
building toward a different son from a different marriage, Agon putting on that iron crown.
And on the prophecy front, Viseras sharing Agan's Song of Ice and Fire with Reneera?
this was a huge moment for book readers because this is new, new to the show.
We did not know this was coming.
And the way that this shapes not only our sense of the connected wider Thrones universe,
but Ramirez's view on responsibility.
And then, of course, in that same conversation,
he shares what is ultimately like a central thesis for the first season of the show,
which is the hubris of dragon control.
there are power men should never have trifled with.
One that brought Valeria, it's doom.
If we don't mind our histories, it will do the same to us.
So that's poising us for everything we're building toward in the finale and this broader portent
that will be on our minds as we watch the entire dance.
Wonderful.
The dagger.
The dragger reveal as it pertains the prophecy does come later, but this is still how I
encapsulated this.
Vassaris reveals that a moderately important prop from season 1,000,
one of Game of Thrones is actually the most important prop in all of Westrose and that a prophecy
is song of ice and fire about the prince who has promised in the long winter to come.
So yes.
Modern important prompt.
Prop.
Prop.
I almost had it ratcheted down.
I think the cat's paw dagger is not the most important prop.
Certainly not the most important.
But game of Thrones.
You know, the Knight King might have some thoughts.
When, yeah.
No, that's what I mean in season.
When they, the point is, when they first.
design the Catspawd dagger. They weren't like, A, this is definitely going to be the thing that
kills the Knight King. We don't even really know what that is, like much later down the road.
And B, it's going to be a huge part of House of the Dragon as well. I feel like if they had
known that, they would have designed it a little bit differently than they did. Yeah. Yeah. Fair.
My third is just establishing the Allison and Renera Bond. Because this is another quite substantial
page to screen evolution and seeing not only what this relationship looks like and how central it is
and foundational it is for their lives in terms of their shared experience and journey,
but like where they each are inside of that, you know, our opening note from Allison is,
I believe I'm quite content as a spectator. Thank you. That's what she's saying to Renira.
And then, you know, Renira sitting, resting her head on Allison's lap in the godswood as they study
of the tales of
Nightmaria,
this page
that will make its
way through the season
and through the decades.
And says,
they're just friends,
Mallory.
Yeah.
Just pals.
Just friends.
I want to fly with you.
I'm dragging back.
Yeah.
Just pals.
Just pals.
And there's that,
like,
we see really how
their confidence.
That's the other thing
that really stands out
on a rewatch.
You know,
Reneera saying to Allison,
like for as long as I can recall,
it's all he wanted,
meaning of the Saris
and his desire for a son.
and then of course for Allison with her relationship with her father,
like right away, Otto is pimping out his daughter,
you know, go check in on the king,
stand with him and maybe read to him as he works on his Lego sets.
Couldn't be more important to establish that relationship
in the opening episode,
given the way that Rainira and Allison function in the story
moving forward as the respective heads of these respective sides.
So neither of us picked the...
triarchy, dominating our first
small council meeting right from the beginning.
Don't worry. The craft feeder will come up later for me.
You didn't have a Vesaris's festering back sore or
the first figure-up.
I promise you, we will get to the king's wounds.
You got some rotting flesh.
You got some rotting flesh coming in future episodes.
Let's do episode two.
Episode two, the rogue prince.
Joe, what's your first?
I'm going to guess,
something you just said about Allison, which I think was very important.
User at Hightower Hoddy asks,
am I the asshole for putting on my dead mother's dress
and seducing my best friend's dad over late night model making?
It's a good question.
Listen, we all know that there are, there are many extenuating circumstances here.
Allison is being manipulated, maneuvered, all of that sort of stuff.
It's not her grand seduction plan.
But we will revisit Allison and the Am I the asshole question as we go through.
But yeah, it's the dead mother's dress that really puts Otto on the shit list for me, among many other things.
But the dead mother's dress is really a problem for me.
You know, he's just, he's got some thoughts on Westrocy Drip.
And who can blame him?
Who can blame him?
My first one is another bundle.
It's just key choosings.
So I have a few things inside of this that could be other bullet points for you.
I'll hit them quickly.
The choosing of Sir Kristen Cole.
Big one.
Bullet point number two for me in a move that certainly won't haunt her for the rest of her life
when Europe promotes hot, Dornishman, Kristen Cole to the Kingsguard.
Gods.
He's daunish.
Could have just listened to Otto here and gone with one of the...
I know.
For once, Otto was right.
Politically helpful choices that would have boled.
stirred a relationship with another house, but no, Kristen Cole, you maniac, welcome to the party.
I think I have like maybe three or four instances where it's hashtag Otto was right. And this is one
of them. Oh, exciting. Is that your main takeaway when you watch season one on the hole?
I just mean, I just mean in general. I think three or four is pretty low. Are you putting in Auto's
next to your Thanos's right month? No, go ahead. No. Okay. Next for you.
I love watching Otto. The bows of the pleasure.
to end. No, save it. We'll get there in a couple episodes.
The choosing of Allison Tye Tower.
Big one. Big one.
The broken and repaired stone dragon.
The Saras is saying to Lena on their walk, I imagine even dragons get lonely and then
dropping his stone dragon in front of Allison.
He's barely able to contain himself when she presents him this super clear dragon.
The way of this decision.
Have you ever related to this?
Vesaris more.
You love a Lego.
No.
I've said many times,
like I just pour over the plans,
but this is someone else who
Stone Masons do all the real work.
The way that this decision
alienates Corlis,
blindsides Reneira.
This is just astonishing stuff
from our guy, Vassaris,
Dargarian.
And the way that
entwined with this question
of who will Vassaris choose to marry,
that Reneas and Reneera conversation shoohorns inside of that.
And that was a conversation that we found ourselves returning to a lot
throughout our season one discussion.
Men would sooner put the realm to the torch
than see a woman ascend the iron throne.
And Reneer and Reneer are not on the same page there,
nor are they through much of the season.
Wait.
That's such a crucial conversation.
Are you saying we didn't self-misogynate episode one of House the Dragon?
I regret to inform you that we still have supposed to be.
on that front.
Yeah, I know.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I thought the series did it.
I thought the king did it.
But okay.
All right.
What's your next one, Joe?
It's my last bullet point.
On the bridge of dragonstone.
Reneera and Damon make a fool of auto high towers attempt at diplomacy as their
dragons, Cyrax, and Keraxies flirt with each other.
This, I think, is not just important because we go back to this bridge of dragonstone,
not just important because Masaria, our favorite characters here.
But important because it previews what's to come in this war where it's like, as we talked about a lot, Otto likes to wage war with quills and ravens and that sort of stuff.
But really, this is a battle of dragons.
It will always be a battle of dragons.
And so what use is someone like Otto Hightower, if both sides of any conflict, be it a stolen dragon egg or whatever, have a dragon.
Sheath your steal.
So you mentioned Masaria
And I guess we could just say
It was an unspoken thing
That our first real time
Obviously it's in episode one as well
In the brothel
But the scene
With Masari on Damon on Dragonstone
Is really
That's like where we hit another level
Of transcendent experience on accent quarter
And Made with Child
Wonderful stuff
Wonderful stuff
Thought that would be one of your picks
But no
Oh Masaria?
No, Masaria does not feature anywhere.
Masaria accent corner, nor did you have in your final three here,
Maga Bowles with Melos?
Weird.
No.
No.
Interesting.
Yeah.
You didn't pick what's to mislike.
She's 12.
She will mature.
Did you assume I would be covering?
I would be covering that.
You and Torlees are always thinking about the same thing.
You don't have Sir Crispin?
I guess you do.
Sir Crispin took place of the bridge and so that counts.
Okay.
Here are my next two.
My next two are both kind of key themes that were hammered with here and then play a role across the season.
So the first one is like the idea of decisiveness versus trepidation.
Because this is where Reneura's readiness to act when Vassaris will not is brought to the four.
You have Dragon Rider's father.
Send us.
We move toward the finale when Reneer's own children are ready to say that.
But they were not ready.
Luke, we mourn you.
Still.
Are you still?
And on that decisiveness front, this is also where we get that great cordless line that we
talked about so much across the season to elude a storm.
You can either sail into it or around it, but you must never await it's coming.
And ultimately, like, one of the great indictments of Viseras, the peaceful's reign,
is that he too often awaited something's coming.
And then my third point, my second big theme here is just the idea of second sons.
Obviously, that's like the closing scene of the episode with Corliss.
and Corlis.
Cording Damon.
I just always love,
not germane to the point I'm making that,
but I always love that scene
when Damon says it was never my brother's strongest trait.
And Coral says what?
Damon says being king.
Just remarkable stuff from Damon Targaryen.
But this idea of second sons,
Coral is saying,
our work is not given it must be made.
What I love about this in this episode
is how we start to understand here,
not only how that can be something that characters like Damon and Corlis in this conversation
align over, but also can be a through line and a truth that is shared between people who are
opposed. Like Otto, as Damon pointed out in the first episode, is a striving second son,
right, who's not content. And then, of course, also there are going to be second sons who are
seeking to clear the way, like Laris or second sons who believe that they're better suited,
like Amon. And then while the women of the story are obviously not second sons, there's a shared
a shared truth there too.
Like the focus in the season
on the characters who,
by the rules of the land,
were not meant to inherit power
but then wind up wielding it
is so elemental to this story.
Kristen Cole is like a huge,
huge part of that.
I hate him, but, you know,
it's classism
is standing in Kristen's
way. And the way that
then that power,
the power that has to be
like snatched or sort of just like, you know, clawed out and stuff like that, then it just sort of
winds up sort of being brutally applied often. Yes. Because it had to be brutally won.
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Oh, yeah.
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He's like, oh, the finest tonneed wine in the realm.
And she's just like, this tastes like shit.
Absolute.
Garbage.
Great stuff.
So you're telling me all three of your bullet points are not about Laris, only one of them,
I assume, but not all three.
My guy is not in this.
He didn't make the cod.
He's coming in later episodes.
That's fine.
That's fine.
In more ways.
In more ways than one.
He will definitely be coming in a later episode.
Tell me.
Oh, boy.
We're back.
But yes, Laris sidling his way into the like the gossip, the gossip circle with all the like bitchy old ladies of Westeros, as you know, is one of my faves.
Great stuff.
It's great stuff.
My first one is signs and portents.
Portents and signs.
Plots and schemes and plots.
Science and portents and signs.
A couple subsets of this, the baptism by blood.
Renier and her bore
Damon and his gray scale
laden
crab feeder ooze
a lot of symbolism
at play there
and then of course
the White Heart
all of the talk
throughout the episode
about the signs
and portents
and what this means
on Agon's name day
and then
the Saris
can't kill
the brown stag
as everyone stands there
and watches
it is a heart wrenching
scene in so many
different respects
and then the white heart
appears to
Renira and Kristen Cole and that's it.
Kristen is the only one there to see the White Heart appear to Reneera.
It's her portent, not eggons, but no one knows.
Great stuff.
Except the worst guy in Westeros.
Okay.
I'm just going to knock out.
He's not wearing a dumb hat yet, Joe, so.
I feel like the dumb hat is just always upon him.
Do you just see it?
Does your brain auto-complete that visually wear?
I feel like the true dumb hat is his personality.
So I'm going to knock out my other, my other two bullet points because they're, they go under what you just said.
So speaking of signs and portents, which I literally did have here in the doc, speaking of signs of portents,
Reneiro meanwhile, sees a very symbolic white stack that lets her at least know that she's meant to rule.
And Damon kills the crab feeder and somehow does not get gray scale.
How?
We'll never know how.
Speaking of body parts, the king, it should be said, looks rather ill and likely won't last much longer.
Um, one of the things I enjoy most through visiting season one going from episode three to episode four.
No concern about whether Damon got grayscale, but he did need to get a haircut to get rid of all of the blood that stained his silver mane.
Oh, Damon.
Okay, my second one is courtships.
This is a great episode for, have a very fond memory of us and Chris talking about, you know, how to make a match in Westrose.
This is like...
I mean, our guy Harwin Strong makes a wonderful entrance here,
admiring Reneer and all her blood-soaked glory.
The lustful look on Breakbones's face as Reneer walks in
and then the cut to Jason Lannister, like, ew, no thanks.
Yeah.
Sensational stuff.
On the Jason Lannister front, I always get such a kick out of Reneer saying he's
arrogant and self-serious and Ms. Sarah's saying,
well, I thought you might have that in common.
very amusing
very amusing
the series has a barred a few bars
does so rineras saying to
Kristen
how lucky you are to have a say in your own life
and this is the stretch of the season including in the
next episode in her chats with alicent where
riner is in very much alike the grass
is always greener
vantage point and
the moment of like
needing to confront that she will have to wed
leads to so many
incredibly entertaining
conversations
as you know my favorite of which
is Otto going to
Miss Harris
worth watching
even if you never turn on
subtitles do it for this scene
because we get some like
Grogu-esque like babbling
babbling and cooing
yeah
fraying on and saying
and Otto makes his pitch
you know what about something closer to home
the boy just her do Otto
yeah
Yes.
The endless proposals.
That scene just kills me.
It's so funny.
The Lanor pitch from Lionel.
And it builds this really heart-ending conversation between Reneira and Vassaris,
where she's like, you have no further use for me.
Like the way that she is confronting throughout this entire episode,
and this builds into my third point,
which is like this is where the push for Egon begins in earnest,
the carriage ride to the hunt.
No one's here for me, Reneira says.
Like it is just so heart-ritching to see her.
confronting this new reality.
This is also where, like,
we get to see Allison to go from her,
her blue outfits into her red and black
before something that I suspect
we'll talk about in a couple episodes.
The,
still to this day,
absolutely outrageous.
Ebon the Conqueror Babe, second of his name.
Treasonous, downright treasonous.
Hobert.
Do you want to...
Do you want to make your,
your moniker for the season,
The Conquer Babe?
Mallory Rubin the Conquer Babe.
Yes. Yes.
Where's the Mersh?
Mali Reuben Conqueror, babe.
Great stuff. Yes, that would be wonderful.
And if everyone could clap also when I'm introduced as such, I would appreciate that.
You got it.
Thanks. Good call. Good call.
This is where Otto really starts to apply the pressure to Allison.
The road ahead is uncertain, but the end is clear.
Go work for Saracen. We see he's getting the pressure from Hobart that's leading him to apply that pressure to Allison.
etc. And, you know, this is like there's really no, despite all of the crucial fulcrums and
seismic events that unfold, the seeds, you watch this episode, you revisit this episode
and you're like, well, could it have gone another way? How many better choices could people
have made to have prevented this or was this the inevitability that Otto is outlining here?
I'm glad you had the drunken bonfire with Fas and Allison.
It's a great stuff.
Very sad.
I so wanted it to be true.
I'm going to miss Viseras so much, season two.
What if I was wrong?
Me too.
Great one.
Episode four, King in the Narrow Sea.
Let's do it.
I just want everyone at home to know.
We are all obviously benefiting from Mallory's incredible, all the work that Mallory
has done to put this together.
And I want to honor and respect and admire it.
Just let you know the original idea.
here for this episode was three sentences per, but we expanded it to bullet points.
We expanded it to bullet points, and I didn't know that this is what we're doing.
Thus my lack of awareness that we still had a sentence cap after we changed the idea specifically
to avoid a sentence cap, real twist.
Okay.
King of the Narrow C, put on the Driftwood Crown, take us through it.
What's your first pick?
In a move, that certainly won't haunt her for.
the rest of her life, Reneira pisses off Westrosy lords up and down the continent by not
taking their various proposals of marriage very seriously. Great scene. Yeah. Fantastic stuff.
Blackwoods, brackens, everything you could possibly want. You love a blackwood. I do. I do.
A Barathean, I'm a little mixed on, but you know, here we are. And, you know, every time we go to
Storm's End, it's peaceful and calm and fine. And no one dies. So.
Do you really have, like, I feel like they, they, they said in behind the scenes that they
had all these, like, fans to, like, blow the leaves around on the floor of Storms End,
just to make it feel stormy at all times here at Storms End.
But yes.
Reneera, a big, a large thread of this season, which becomes clear upon rewatch,
is how Allison is going through and amassing allies, and Reneer is going through and alienating
allies.
And the allies that she does grasp for are not necessarily extremely helpful.
So here we are.
Here's a big diplomacy misfire.
There's a lot that people blame Rainira for in terms of like when they talk about her kids or whatever it is that I'm just sort of like, I don't think that's relevant at all to like whether or not she could rule.
This is.
This shit here is in terms of like this is not a good look for a future ruler of Westrose, what she pulls here at Storm's End.
And we can only extrapolate what the rest of the tour has.
been like.
So, yeah.
But it does all build toward Vassaris during the Damon's return feast.
Like, you shouldn't deprive yourself, you know, you want to see the tapestries.
Go do it.
Go do whatever the fuck you want.
I love the family dynamic at play in that scene.
Pretty hilarious.
The way the Damon's eyes are like darting back and forth.
He's watching Vassaris and Reneer interacts.
I have missed some stuff.
All three of mine kind of like connect and build toward each other.
I'm certain you have.
one, if not all of them on your list.
The bowels of a pleasure den.
Damon.
Uncle Damon takes his niece, Reneira,
to a brothel through Kings Landing and then to a brothel to full-rounded public.
Incest o'clock is here.
Thrones, you never fail us.
Secret passageways.
This is like free range.
This is like free range, like wild incest as opposed to like state sanctioned, approved incest.
Exactly.
Exactly.
This is, they don't call them the rogue prince for nothing.
Damon removing Ramirez little beanie part of her disguise, you know, let's make sure people see us and that word travels fast.
definitely something that stands out
revisiting this scene
this gives us one of the most iconic lines
of the season of the series
fucking is a pleasure you see
poetry from Damon
and of course we build toward
one of genuinely our favorite moments of the season
which is auto
girding up the courage to go
scheme the way he'd like to
and tell Viseris
plot and scheme and plot
that they were seen together
in the balance of a pleasure, Dan, coupling.
And then Damon makes his pitch to Vassaris.
He's like, well, marry her to me.
You know, the traditions of our house?
He's given him a little bit of a lecture, too.
Like, you are the dragon.
Your word is truth.
Not only are we watching Damon pursue what he wants here and navigate his demons,
but we see this, like, really crucial divide between Vassaris and Damon in terms of how
they're both students of history in a different way, but like how they think about Targaryen might
that's very present here.
too. And I'll just build right into my
second one from there, which is Renera and Kristen, because
that's how the episode builds as well. After Damon, the way that
Kristen folds and gently places that white cloak before he
and Renira have sex and obviously everything that this builds
toward not only in the next episode and the one after, but for the
relationships and the story overall in terms of the dynamic between
Kristen and Renira. And then eventually, Kristen
shifting his allegiance.
I have this summed up as
Damon abruptly cuts Renera's personal
tour of the bowels of a pleasure
to end short, and in a move that certainly
won't haunt her for the rest of her life, she
opts to complete her...
I'm noticing a theme.
She opts to complete her tour of pleasure
with Kristen Cole instead.
And then my last bullet point is
Reneira promises to marry Corliss's
nice gay son, Lainor.
If her dad shakes up the org chart
at Kings Landing and ships
Otto High Tower back to Old Town for narking on her.
The king, it should be said, looks very ill and likely won't last much longer.
Oh, man, Pizaris.
Just chunks of flesh falling off.
Just hanging on way longer than he should have.
I just remember watching this in real time and you and I being like, how many more body parts can he lose?
How much longer can he hang on?
we you know the the the the ousting of of auto was also my third one and obviously that connects in this episode to the alison to ronira uh who believes whom and how does their conversation go in that like judgment that alison brings to it initially but then her decision to believe ronira but in terms of vassaris's like festering sores of course we have we get quite a view from above of his uh flesh sloshing on
off his back because the way this episode is
slashing cut.
I didn't choose to make him look that way.
Oh, you want to talk about Allison's no good, very bad night, which is like every
night when you're at high time.
Yes.
Taking over for the sore bath and then summoned for late night sex.
And the way the episode cuts between.
Yeah.
Reneira's night of the reckless pursuit of freedom and pleasure.
Pleasure.
And Allison,
owls of a pleasure,
Allison pinned beneath.
Duty.
That duty that we will keep hearing about.
It is a really crucial stretch of the season.
Episode five.
We light the way.
We light the way.
Murder cloak time.
I actually don't have murder cloak here.
User at Hightower Hottie asks,
am I the asshole?
Am I the asshole for putting on a flashy green dress
making a late dramatic entrance to my former best friend slash current stepdaughter's wedding banquet
and therefore upstaging the would-be bride.
This is also my first one.
The full merch, the Hightower merch with this gown, very dramatic entrance.
And I think we would just both like to formally thank Laris and Horowitz Strong for explaining that green is the color.
Not only of House High Tower, but when old.
town calls its banners to war.
Thank you how strong.
Laris definitely would have a podcast,
Bone.
Oh, yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
He'd be like, in case you don't know,
this is the meaning of this green dress here.
I think it would be tough for Laris to have a podcast, though,
when he's cutting out the tongues of the bulk of the people who make their way into
his life.
So they have a mission for you.
But they're not, he's not an interviewer on, on pod.
He's an interrogator off pod.
That's his day job.
The podcast is his hobby and pleasure.
It's that and looking at feet.
Speaking of which.
Another bullet point I have is Laris in parts some completely innocent and very concerned and useful medical information about Ranira and some moon tea to Allison.
He's just trying to help and not at all eyeballing her ankle.
So, yeah.
Otto's out.
Nothing little fingering, nothing little fingering, lingual little fingering about this at all.
autos out.
I thought you'd want to know.
Laris settles in.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Sees of vacuum of power and he's...
He's got some thoughts on the local plant life, you know?
Not local, actually.
It should be driving here, Joe, but it is.
Here we go.
My second one is Kristen Cole, your favorite character,
murdering the night of kisses.
Yeah, I hate crime.
This is a tough one for Kristen Cole.
And keeps...
Not only commits a hate crime at a wedding banquet,
Yeah.
But punches like the future queen's consort.
Yes.
In the face in front of everyone and keeps his job anyway.
So good job, Allison, because she's got to be the only reason he keeps a job.
He had an offer for Renera that hinged on cinnamon and oranges.
I love oranges and cinnamon.
You know that about it. Same. Same. You do. You love an orange clove scent. I do. But I also don't want to marry Kristen Cole. So Renira and I have that in common. Renira was not ready to choose infamy, as she said. You know, she is the crown. Big moment for Renira. Huge moment, obviously, for the rift in their relationship. And Allison, not only...
Would you say, though, that she could have rejected that... Renira could have rejected that offer.
a bit more diplomatically and perhaps her mishandling that is a move that might haunt her for the
rest of her life.
Sure, though I'm unwilling to put Kristen's behavior on her near her shoulders.
No, but I do like the theme.
It's not her fault, obviously.
But she does like a little bit laugh at his face and you're just like, you know.
He literally says you want me to be your whore as he cries and weeps over his besmirged on her.
I hate him so much.
He's like, I woke up early for this conversation.
And this is all you have for me, that you are the crown.
This is not how I thought this was going to go.
I don't know.
Alicent.
Stopping Kristen, who is in her confidence now.
Laris and Kristen in one episode.
Killing himself.
My last one is like maybe a stealth one in this episode,
but it always stands out to me.
I love this scene.
I love this conversation.
It always feels important.
Vesaris barely hanging on.
And Linal discussing legacy.
When Veseris asked Linal,
will I be a good king?
I mean, obviously, as Thrones,
viewers and readers,
we're always like,
anything about legacy
just pings up
our Taiwan-programmed minds,
you know,
to activate.
But I love this conversation
about there's a part of me
that wishes I've been tested
this idea for Viseris,
this question of the crucible
and whether he could have been forged
a different man.
And we talk across the season,
like, what was the Stepsones
as a crucible for Damon?
And what are all these crucibles
for all the characters?
And then Viseras,
like the end note for him here is
perhaps it's best not to know.
And that just feels like
it kind of sums up everything
not only about his character,
but the distinctions
between characters like Vassaris
and then Damon
and Rainira.
And Laris will have such an interesting sort of answering speech to that in the next episode.
Last thing I want to say.
Yes.
Just so it's on the record.
Yeah.
Linar and Rainerah do get married next to a pool of blood.
Vassaris falling apart quite literally.
You and I both really enjoyed the way that he could not cut his chicken.
And the king, it should be said, looks very ill.
Failing a dinner, as Jamie Lannister once said, you know?
The king, it should be said, looks very ill, likely won't last.
Much longer.
Episode six.
The Princess and the Queen.
Time jump!
Stand up!
Ten years!
It's been...
Joe a new cast was here.
I'm going to guess your items before you do that.
Here they are.
Number one.
Sarah's just walking in with an arm missing.
Number two, meeting Talia.
Number three, Agon going full Roman Roy,
jacking it from his bedroom window.
Are those three?
I didn't make one.
room for any of those, but I was really tempted by the last two.
Talia, Talia, I wish I had made room for you.
Oh, boy.
Here's what I have.
Yeah.
User at Hightower Hottie Asim I the asshole for making my former best friend,
now as my stepdaughter, walk her still bleeding from childhood self through a castle
so I can inspect her baby and make snide racially tinged comments about its parentage.
Obviously, Allison did not demand that Renair walkthrough.
she just wanted the baby, but Rainer being her stubborn self, took that long walk.
We love a long walk.
Allison did want to dress.
Reneer did one trailing literal like blood through a castle.
And Viseras will do so in our favorite moment of the whole season.
So, yeah, Allison and Renira and the long bloody walk.
My first one is very much related to this.
It's three strong boys part one.
Do you keep trying Sir Lainer sooner late?
I don't want to looks like you.
Allison.
Allison to Missa...
The way that Allison is like unrelenting
in how she lays into Vassaris
across this episode.
To have one child like that is a mistake
to have three as an insult.
You're alluding to our actual,
I think, shared favorite moment
from the season in episode eight,
which we'll talk to a talk about
when we get there with Vassaris's long walk.
On the three strong boys front,
we must talk about the training yard,
and we must talk about maybe
on the bit
front at least our favorite moment of the season.
This is the stuff, Lionel.
This is yours and I give it to you freely and lovingly.
And I shall claim the bees.
The buzzing of the bees is my favorite, obviously.
But I'll give you, I'll give you Viseris and Lionel.
This is just this kill absolutely kills me every time.
The way he is just with joy in his heart, watching absolute carnage unfold below him.
they will certainly form a lifelong bond.
Wouldn't you agree?
Hate each other.
Facerus.
The Kristen Harwin, like, baiting, and very one-sided intentionally brawl that unfolds here,
the Harwin-Linal people have eyes, a conversation that Renira overhears.
Lionel's attempt to resign his hand that Fissaris does not accept.
Reneira's appeal to Alicent at the small council table.
Got a betrothal suggestion for you.
And Allison's just like, Reneira, you're leaking milk from your breasts.
Jace asking Reneira if he's a bastard.
The parentage question could not be more central in this episode.
And obviously it will be deeply crucial moving forward across the rest of the season.
So it is in fact the stuff.
It is, Lionel.
It is in fact the stuff.
Here's some other stuff.
My lord of straw.
What Allison said.
Yeah.
Gee, I sure wish my dad Otto Hightar were still Hand of the King,
so I felt I had more support in the castle.
What Laris heard, start a fire in your family home,
burning your father, Hannah the King,
and your brother, the father for nearest children alive.
Simple, basic, corporate miscommunication, really.
This is the stuff, Lino.
As Laris is ready to point out,
like, there's just like there's a curse we could just blame it on.
The queen made a wish, so I don't know.
Very handy.
Everyone's always talking about these ghosts at Aranol.
It's burnt already.
It's pre-baked.
I don't know what to tell you.
My second one is you are the challenge.
Essential scene between Alicant and Agon.
Shout out, Ty Tennant, now and always.
Wonderful.
Our fave.
Bring him back.
The way that Allison says to Egon here, you are the challenge, you are the challenge,
Egon simply by living and breathing.
And basically is a decade later, the one who is espousing these harbingers and these warnings
that her father left her with just one episode prior.
Just fascinating to see how that evolution has set in.
And on that front, we get these fascinating.
Allison Laris conversations across the episode about parents and children.
There's the dinner chat the way that Laris pauses when Talia comes into the room.
He's no notes on it.
He is on it.
Long before the rest of us, Laris is like, listen.
Oh, man.
It's true.
And that conversation is important because that's where not only like you said, like Allison's like,
oh, is it like anyone going to side with me, but that's where Lacken's, like,
Laris is like, it's a willful blindness when talking about parents of children and says,
you truly suffer the same affliction if it came to it. She says, I would not. And then that's in our
mind as we watch how she responds to the horrible things that her children do, some of her children.
I mean, I should say, she knows that A-gun is a piece of shit. She knows that. You're the challenge,
right? She at least has some, like, awareness. She will, she's not blind to what they do.
She'll just protect them in it, you know?
Even though she's saying here, she wouldn't.
So the hypocrisy.
Delicious.
Joe, what are children but a weakness of folly of futility?
There is.
You absolutely.
Not sure if you've heard, but love stays the hand.
Yeah.
It's a downfall.
My third one is Dragon Stuff.
Just Dragon Stuff.
Great episode for Dragon Stuff.
Pink Dread.
Yeah.
Shout out the Pink Dread.
Allison's response to the Pink Dread,
prank always feels so key to me when she says to
Amon, your obsession with those beasts goes beyond
understanding and has to build and evolve
from that real misread of how important that would be
for a Targaryen, both symbolically but also
practically into, let me tell you how
Egon's coronation is going to go. Well, but and I think
what's important, like she understands the symbolism, state
and stuff like that, but it's just important again,
the underline as we did before, that Otto and Alicent, as politically canny as they are capable of being and do become and how instrumental they are and pushing things one way or another, are fundamentally ill-equipped to understand what a Targary and Civil War is.
They just fundamentally cannot understand it.
Here's my last bullet point.
And we can go back to more Dragon stuff if you want, but I will just say this really quickly.
In a move that certainly won't honor for the rest of her life.
Rineeramuse was left of her family, three kiddos, her nice gay husband, and his nice gay boyfriend, two Dragonstone.
The king, it should be said, looks very ill and likely won't last much longer.
You know, it is amazing.
An absolute marvel that Vassaris makes it to the end of episode 8.
Incredible.
Spoiler, he does.
Frankly astonishing.
Oh, Vassaris.
Patty.
What a joy.
What a treasure he was to watch.
A real treat.
I love that Dragon's Stone Bridge, man.
It's always great.
Always great to see someone strolling up that bridge.
Never goes well, but it's always great.
Shout out the volume.
On the dragon stuff front, the other things quickly,
we get some like Dragon Keeper training,
which is always interesting to watch.
You know, that once they're fully bound to you,
they will refuse to take instruction from any other lesson
that Jace receives as he's preparing to give a command to Vermat,
Max. Damon, this is the Damon, Elena, Bella, Raina Pentos episode. And so crucially, it is our
first real time with Vagar, which is Vagar thrilling. But Damon positioned is this figure who's
like, in his library, reading the histories, soaking up the lore. It's just like us, you know,
soaking up the lore. Just a book guy and a girl bad, you know. But then it's like the very sad
aspect of that where we see him tutoring
Bayla, who is a rider, and then Raina's like,
Dad doesn't give a shit about me because I'm not a writer.
Heartbreaking.
And the lesson that Lena imparts to Raina
is a really cool part of that episode.
Like, you ever heard a road, but Bayla's dragon was born to her,
but if you wish to be a writer, you must claim that right.
That idea of, like, claiming that right.
And then, of course, this is the episode where Lena asks
Fagar to burn her alive so that she will have a
dragon rider's death.
Very intense.
So it's a big, it's a big, it's not as big as the next one on the dragon front,
but it's a big, it's a big dragon lore episode, actually.
There's a lot sprinkled in that one.
I cheated a little.
Some Helena prophecy, he'll have to close an eye.
You love a Helena prophecy.
I do, and I love bug stuff, as you know.
You do.
Should we have Jeffmark?
I'm going to, episode seven.
I'm going to ooze a bullet point from episode six into episode seven.
Oh, wonderful.
And it's just to set the stage and to say this.
To paraphrase Oscar Wilde.
To lose one wife may be regarded as a misfortune.
To lose both looks like carelessness.
After murdering, question mark, question mark, his first wife.
I mean.
Damon has lost his second to childbirth slash self-immolation.
Lena Lee is behind two daughters and one very large, very unclaimed dragon.
That's where we are on Driftmark.
That builds nicely into my first one, which is a,
Amon, unsurprisingly, my first one is Amon,
Claiming Vagar and giving us an eye for an eye,
one of the most iconic sequences in the show and the story.
The oldest and largest dragon in the realm,
the fight that the kids have.
Like, the sequence of the claiming is, like, a thrill.
If you're a fantasy lover and you love magical creatures,
that's great.
That was wonderful.
I adored it.
The intensity of what follows is just, like, exceptional television.
The fight with the kids.
The sound that it makes when Luke slice, it's an uppercut with the, the technique, the
blade technique, it's fascinating to watch.
I always love when Sir Harold shows up and he's like, God, speaking of him.
It's in Amon's face, tough one.
But then that builds to the fight.
Everybody's gathered.
Everybody's assembled.
The Saras is irate.
Damans' laining.
Damans leaning, of course.
Vernier's showing up late, being like, I, uh,
I couldn't sleep.
I couldn't the air.
I definitely wasn't fucking my uncle at his deadline's funeral.
Sands out of her skirts.
Oh, man.
Quick injection of bullet point him too.
Yeah.
User at Targary and Tart asks, am I the asshole for propositioning and then fucking
my uncle under a pile of driftwood at his second wife's funeral, faking my gay husband's
death, and then marrying my uncle at a seaside hippie occult dragon ceremony.
That's a good smuggle.
There's a lot in that one.
Love that one.
Wonderful stuff.
Yeah.
I can picture you like slicing a lip to draw ruins in your own blood as you read that to me.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, that's the thing that I definitely do when I do our notes.
100%.
Occult blood stuff.
What was the bad when we were picking house tomorrow?
Wasn't there a blood?
Blood sisters?
Blood sisters would gain some traction.
People really wanted that one.
Oh, man.
I don't know.
I don't see that one tearing up the charts on iTunes any time soon.
Blood sisters.
We do have some Blood Sisters action in this episode because Allison slices Reneer's arm open with the dagger prophecy.
Whoops.
Joe Great News.
It's a clean cut.
This is not actually one of my items.
This just makes me think of it when Lainer comes back late and, you know, everybody's wounds are being tended to.
And he's like, is everyone okay?
Is everyone okay?
and then the camera pans to Luke.
And it's like a pummeled face.
Anyway, back to Allison to Renera.
One of the scenes of the season, right?
This is the,
even that you've been titled,
Allison Lament and the Renera,
exhausting, wasn't it,
hiding beneath the cloak of your own righteousness,
but now they see you as you are fight.
And it builds toward Allison,
like being ashamed.
which is an important thing for us to see.
She leaves this with regret.
I asked for a child's eye in front of everyone,
and then I sliced open the air to the Iron Throne's arms.
What, Dad, I feel like I made a mistake,
and if the Saras is mad at me,
and Otto's response is like,
I never thought you had it in you until right now, right?
It's just wild insight into their dynamic.
Not my favorite moment of parenting from Otto.
I think this is my favorite auto line of the season, though, in that conversation with Allison.
What that rogue Amund has done in winning Vagar to our side.
The boy was right.
It's worth a thousand times the price he paid.
Dragon Math.
You love Dragon Math.
I love Dragon Math.
I do.
I do.
My second item is Damon and Renera finally fucking, which you already hit.
Listen, we need to go back, though, to that Allison and Renera.
Because remember when we talked about them just being girls and pals when they were kids?
I mean, where's duty, where a sacrifice is trampled under your pretty little foot is, you know,
it's just a normal thing that you, you know, you say to an old friend of yours.
Or less normal than leaning into your uncle and saying it felt good to be desired and then whispering,
I want you.
I want you.
I want you.
Oh, man.
My final one is the Lainor Not Dead reveal as entwined with this marriage pact for Reneer and Damon,
both because of what Rainer is saying to Damon and Damon is saying to Renira,
that we've always been meant to burn together idea,
the way they talk about fire,
the way they talk about the sea.
It's so interesting to contrast how they view,
even while acknowledging the pitfalls and perils,
these symbols of Targaryen might with how Vassaris fears them.
And the way that they are actively cultivating,
in a way that we still have questions about, honestly,
this, like, they will fear what else we might be capable of response.
And the Laner not actually being dead thing
was just not only interesting
in terms of the story,
the Corliss and Rehnese dynamic, right?
So many of the great Corliss lines,
like, what is this brief mortal life
if not the pursuit of legacy?
And the Renice attacks
about his insatiable pride
or in this episode.
And of course, opens questions for us
heading into season two now.
Still, like,
there's a moment in season one
where Rainier is like,
I wasn't a part of that.
But she's not like,
by the way, your son is actually alive.
So we're still like,
wondering if that is coming because in the book, this was a shock to us.
Like in the book, it's like, Lainor's dead.
So not only what this means inside of the flow of the story of the show, but this was,
I thought, a really big.
I mean, there are a ton of adaptive changes.
Actually, this is something we had a lot of fun talking with Ryan Condal about, like,
more broadly.
But this was one where we were like, oh, well, we genuinely like can't be sure we know
what is going to happen.
So that just felt really seismic.
You already covered it, but I'm just going to read my final bullet point anyway and
say in a move that certainly won't haunt him for the rest of his short life.
Luke's dagger finds a home in Amon's eye.
Amon loses an eye but gains a giant fucking dragon.
And as far as dragon math goes, that's him coming out way ahead.
The king, it should be said.
Looks very ill.
And likely it won't last much longer.
On the, that was just an absolutely savage bit of evisceration tracker.
Sarah's saying the gods can be cruel because he's basically like offering his sympathies to his brother who he is not seen in sometime.
And David replying, it seems they've been especially cruel to you as he takes in his brother's festering state.
Great, honestly great stuff.
I chuckle.
I can't think of a single phrase that would better take us into episode eight than festering state.
The Lord of the Tides.
What do you got?
I just want to add...
Six year time jump.
Six year time jumps.
I just want to add
thoughts and skeins,
signs and portents,
a new one from you,
perils and pitfalls.
Just putting it on the list.
Perils and pitfalls.
Pills and pitfalls.
Pills and perils.
Okay.
The Kings...
Yeah, I'm going to need you to...
Sorry, I'm going to need you to pause
and reset your Zoom background
because I'm still seeing some dragon orgies
and I need you to update
No, it's all, it's all,
Heraldry needs to go.
It's time for some seven pointed stars.
Yeah, it's just green.
It's just green.
It's just green.
We're on episode eight.
Okay.
Lord of the time.
The king's limbs, teeth,
and probably organs
are dropping like flies,
but no worries.
He's got a gold phantom of the opera mask
to disguise it all,
and he makes a long,
very long, very slow,
very long,
walk to the throne,
Joanna and Mallory cry,
as Zasaris drops his crown, and Damon picks it up.
Come on.
Couldn't love this more.
I was thinking of this so much when, you know,
Ryan is going to talk about the complication,
the contradiction that is Damon Targary.
And this is just like one of those very key moments.
Absolutely fantastic sequence.
We get to see this like reunion between this gravely ailing Vissaris and Damon and
and Reneera, like the way he like wheezes.
Damon's name when he realized he said,
Damon,
Damon,
and when he's introduced to Eggon
and Ceres, and he's like,
oh, name fit
for a king, just heartbreaking.
And then Renair going to him in the dead of night,
like,
defend me.
And my children asking if he really
believes that the song of ice and fire
is true and asking him to stand for her
and then the way he does.
And on that long walk,
in terms of just the cinematography
and the direct.
the contrast between the looks and how Allison and Otto are framed and then the way that the camera like positions Reneira as Vseris looks over at her almost in this like angelic light. Yeah. Light. It's just so fascinating. I just absolutely, I will sit the throne today. And then Otto has to kind of bow away. I just love it. That was my first one too, obviously. It's just fantastic. Couldn't be better. Shout out and we haven't yet. But please.
out to Olivia Cook's, like, frustrated, disgusted face, which she shows, like, so many times.
And one of my favorite is when...
But Sarah starts talking to her about it's the stallion, right?
He was like, this stallion.
And she's like, what are you talking about?
Olivia Cook's face is just like...
Did you witness the act?
The, like, flaring of the nostrils in her eyes.
She's just like, Jesus Christ, man.
Okay.
I love the body language and the look when she's like, I don't need the...
Blankin.
No.
Earlier episode is still sensational.
Great stuff.
What's your next one?
What Viserra said, quote, something, something, something milk of the poppy, something, something,
Agon, mumble, wheeze dying dead.
What Allison heard.
Do anything up to and including letting my dead body rot in a room for several days in order
to put our shitty, irresponsible rapist son Agon, not my long standing heir, Renera, on the throne.
Yeah.
My, I summed to this up.
This was my third one as a stop naming all your kids, Eggon.
Yeah.
Which is, this is just still so fascinating to me, like the, the way a misunderstanding
plays such a crucial role in this war and, like, the backdrop inside of the prior episodes,
too, but this episode in particular of Allison and Egon's relationship, like the way
that everything unfolds with Diana, the way that Allison goes to him.
says, you're no son of mine. And then the misinterpretation of Saris's final words before he
reaches out with his rotting hand and calls out for his love and leaves this mortal quail many
episodes after we thought he might based on the state of his failing body. My guy, you made it so far
way further than you should have. He really did. He really did. And Joe, I went out of order,
But my second one was Three Strong Boys Redux because...
Dinner Party from Hell.
Before everything falls apart,
you know, Viseras gives this stirring speech at this last family supper.
The crown cannot stand strong if the House of the Dragon remains divided in Allison and Reneera,
first Reneer, then Allison, they toast each other.
Like, it feels for a second for an instant.
Viserra certainly thinks so as he looks out and just like I did it.
He's like, remember an episode of one, I solve misogyny?
No, I'm also solved.
Everything will be fine.
Take me to bed.
This longstanding conflict between my family.
I'm sure I won't say anything confusing in my final breaths and moments.
Everything's fine.
And then, you know, there's the everything with Egon and Jace and Bela, the poking and the prodding, the prodding and the poking.
And then Luke's laugh laughter, the smirk at the pig when the pig is brought out to the table.
Amon's response, the three strong boys toasts.
It just all falls apart.
What would have happened if they served lamb instead of pig?
That's probably a question I asked when we podcast said about that before.
Maybe everything would be fine.
Maybe everything would be completely fine.
Here's how I bullet pointed that.
Dinner Party from Hell starring Allison's mean blonde children plus sweet Helena.
And Ranira's sweet children plus her mean husband, Damon.
Things do not go well.
It's a great scene for Helena.
Let me share my thoughts on marriage.
P.S. Neither of us talked about Damon cutting a man's head in half.
Sorry, Raymond. Sorry, Vaman. But yeah, it's not for Damon at that point. It's like, yeah. Of course that's what Damon did. He could keep his tongue. All right.
Panel, ultimate episode. The Green Council. Here's the first and most important bullet point. Are you ready?
Is it about Kristen's hat? Lord Lyman Beesbury takes one for the team. And by one, I mean a small council ball to the eye. And for the team, I mean, I mean a small council ball to the eye. And for the team, I mean,
I mean, team black, because he's the only one on the small council sticking up for Nira
during a full-blown coup.
B's.
RIP.
Damn me.
God's be good indeed.
God's be good to you, sir, forever.
Via small ball.
You have to really think about, I mean, Kristen's strong and the balls are, they're firm,
but he just, like, shoved him down and he's braced him skull just to sink to him.
I do want to shout out.
I love his final stand.
Like, this is seizure.
Yeah.
It is theft.
It's treason.
He did try.
He's a good guy.
Yeah.
Great showing.
I do want to like, we remember gods be good.
We remember dear me.
We remember all of that.
I do want to go back to the wedding banquet and shout out Beesbury for just
high tailing it the fuck out of there as soon as things get dicey.
He's like, oh, and me, I'm leaving.
Bye.
There's like a lime and beesberry shaped hole in the wall.
because he's so quick to get out of there.
Anyway.
He has some great little moments.
Like, I like seeing him take the bets.
He's just working as a bookie at the air's torny in the premiere.
My first one is a related one.
It's the rifts among the Greens because this entire episode is Team Green.
And as anybody who listened to our podcast in a real time, we'll surely recall.
This was not our favorite episode of the season.
And we were actually kind of confounded by whether this was,
whether the dramatic tension inside of this episode was compelling or for us, like, too inert.
But this particular aspect of Alicent learning that the rest of the small council had been plotting in secret, important.
The team Alicent versus Team Auto race to find Egon still very strange to me to this day because they both want to install him as king and the distinction is simply negligible about what decision they'll be.
bake for regarding Reneira and the other thing of course that yeah it's a little confusing i do like
the framing of like alison doesn't want riner to die out of like would happily kill her so that's like
important but like yes uh yeah uh let me just hit a quick bullpoint and say two indistinguishable
twins a murder cloaked amen and christin col in a stupid had go looking for prince agon in the bowels
of a pleasure dead they don't find him there but they keep looking eric and
Eric.
That's Eric and
Aric actually.
Eric and Aric.
What an astonishing
amount of time
we spent with them
in the penultimate
episode of season one.
I'm grateful for
Kristen's dumb hat.
It gave us so much joy.
Just,
we got to,
see,
if Aman says to him,
he said,
time to get it wet
while recounting
Egon taking him
to the street of silk
when he was 13.
And Kristen said,
every woman
is an image of
mother to be spoken up with reverence without wearing the stupid hat, it wouldn't have been the
same. But he had the stupid hat on when he said it. The other thing I want to highlight
inside of this, the rift among the greens and this competing chase to find egg on first, is
what Amund expresses about his brother and himself. And that whole, it is I, the younger
brother's speech we get as he builds toward, it is I who should be.
stops just shy of saying king, but then says,
I'm next in line.
Should they come looking for me?
I intend to be found.
So that's a really notable thing inside of that episode.
Great stuff.
I speak nine languages.
I've got a huge dragon.
I've got a sapphire in my eye.
I'm ready to go.
Let's go.
Let's do it.
Sure does.
Oh, man.
Joe, our hearts were never won.
I see that now.
But Amon does have a sapphire in his eye.
He's got one of those.
So that's great.
Good stuff.
The Hight Towers.
What's your second one?
It's actually my last.
During Aegon's coronation.
Yep.
Rainis breaks out of captivity on Dragonback,
killing a ton of small folk.
But for some reason,
declining to torch anyone in the royal family
because it's, quote, unquote, not her war.
But who gives a shit about the small boat?
This is the beast beneath the boards.
Another little Helena, Colonel.
Helena, you genius.
Bering fruit here.
This is just still.
This is just extremely strange.
Extremely strange.
It's just extremely odd.
Oh, man.
We did get the good Renice Allison scene earlier in the episode that we loved.
The you desire not to be free but to make a window in the wall of your prison.
But Renice and Maly's crashing through the floor of the dragon pit,
murdering legions of small folk and then being like,
this isn't my war to start in the next episode in terms of not wanting to inflict violence on the greens.
Quite odd.
Quite odd.
My last one is footstuff.
Yes. Thank you.
What stuff.
Interesting Laris episode in a few respects.
He's got the little finger energy when he goes to Otto and is like there's no reason those hours that I've been spending with your daughter.
Can't in the end benefit you, you know, playing every side, working every relationship.
And speaking of, speaking of angles, this is the episode where we learned that he likes to wank it to Allison's feet.
get the initial glimpse and then no,
I need you to lift them all the way up onto the chase
so I can see in full as he is revealing the information
about the spy network.
It's disgusting and upsetting,
and I'm really sorry that Allison feels that she needs to do this,
but again, this is like Alicent,
team Alicent that she has amassed here,
Kristen Cole who sucks, Laris, who rules but also sucks,
her shitty children, all of that.
And, you know,
Reneer has,
Damon.
She doesn't even have Raines on her team because Raines is like, I'm not even involved in this war.
I'm not going to do it.
Reneer.
Does that take us to the finale?
The Black Queen.
Episode 10.
How many of your items are about Boris Barathean not knowing how to read?
In my heart, all of them.
In actuality, none of them.
Reneer gets her own crown.
And in a move that certainly won't haunt her for the rest of her life, she sends her
young sons, Jason Luke, to round up some allies.
Great stuff.
A remarkable commitment to the bit today.
I love it.
Sensation.
Sensational.
Renairus coronation is my first one as well.
Eric.
Bringin Vassaris as crown.
Not, not, Aric.
Swat to Lord, the Queen.
Don't, don't make the mistake.
It was not Aric.
As Mallory said, it was Eric.
Not Aric.
It was Eric.
It was Eric.
It was Eric. Not Aric.
Okay.
Just be.
I mean very clear about that.
You know, in the armor here, so there's no longer like a delicate pipe on a bit of common
clothing to track.
We were just looking at the photo of these twins at the London premiere where they're wearing
exquisite identical, like beautiful, like very like sort of Alain de laudan like in the Riviera
outfits.
But one of them has like a top knot and the other doesn't.
And one of them is covered in tattoos.
The tattoos would obviously be extremely helpful to us.
But barring that, why didn't you give one a top knot and one knot?
I will never to this day now.
Oh, man, the Cargall twins.
The funeral turning into the coronation.
Not only the mirror, obviously very sad, this little bundle mirroring the funeral and the premiere,
in the premiere, but this idea of fire and rebirth for the Targaryen's death into life,
but also how inescapable loss feels for these characters.
And of course, as part of the coronation, you know, Damon placing the crown on her head.
And that's it.
And they're a strong unit for the rest of time always.
My second thing is just Damon versus Ranira.
And there are like 5,000 things we could talk about.
Ranira tells David about the prophecy with Pishes and Moth, actually.
and well, actually, I'm going to say the last part of that bullet point.
Because, I mean, the big thing that happens this episode, obviously,
is Luke runs into his cousin, old Eam and one eye,
and his giant fuck-off dragon, Vagar, and poor little Luke and poor Lelarx get chomped in midair.
Very sad.
You owe me a debt!
Incredible sequence, the shot of, so the Vagar and Eamon versus.
as Luke and Aerex was my third one as well, obviously.
The shot of Vagar.
A little tiny little fluttering Ares
and giant
Vagar up above a shot is incredible.
Before that, Vagar, like sort of rising up
in the night and the rain.
Like Godzilla.
Yeah.
It's just incredible.
Yeah.
The bookends in that episode.
We're from the start, like Jace and Rainis
on their totally normal-sized dragons
and then little like A-Rex,
just trying to keep up.
We're flutter.
Vermax and Bailey are like,
this is fine.
Very, very sad.
Little fluttering baby.
The way, like,
the air acts with the,
the plume of flame into Vagar's face.
Vega,
obviously just ignoring everything that Aman says,
the way that both Luke and Aman are shouting,
like, serve me.
And we get this stretch of,
no, no, no, no's from Aiman.
That book end to Viserich's warning.
Yes.
Episode one about the hubris of control
and how central that theme is here.
and this just the moment where Reneira turns to the camera after learning what has happened
and the look on Reneer's face.
I'm going to fuck everyone up for this.
What a note for the next season.
Back on the Reneer on Damon front, which was number two, there's a lot to hit inside of that.
They're not on the same page.
They've got a lot to work through.
And there's a lot of arguing in front of the war council.
Not ideal.
Not ideal.
Sending Ravens without her leave.
Jase is like, nothing's supposed to happen without my mom's sign off.
And he's like, let me take you to this little dragon intimidation session.
I have planned for the knights of the Queens Guard, the dragon math from Damon in this episode is crucial and important.
He runs through Dragonstone has 13 to therefore.
And then he's like, let me remind you, I also, Karine down into the Dragonmont to find some bags.
So they're establishing, they're drawing attention to what the dragon is.
math is at that point in the story. But they have very different reads on how to proceed. Like,
I love that moment when Reneira says, if you could take the Iron Throne without putting Otto Hightower's
head on a spike, would you? Because, as you noted in your item about, you know, Renera mentioning
this larger responsibility and burden to protect the realm. And Damon's like, I don't know what
you're talking about. She is thinking in a completely different way about what really is her charge,
what she has to pursue and why. And,
Damon is like, I'm going to go sing to Vermethor.
They just have, there are such different places with how they're assessing this,
but the way that Damon says, after obviously the incredibly horrifying stretch where he chokes her,
dreams didn't make us kings, dragons did.
And this divide between Damon and Vassaris that now emerges here and what that might mean moving forward.
It's just like a really harrowing note.
in this episode.
What I really love about this is like,
when you think of the triangulation,
I mean, it's harrowing, yes.
I don't mean to gloss over that.
But like when you think of the triangulation
between Reneer, Damon, and Vassaris,
it's like, you know,
if right is doing more dragon stuff
and left is doing,
they were both right of Vassaris.
So when Vassaris is there as a comp,
they're like, we both agree,
more dragon stuff than what Vassaris wants to do.
But once Vassaris is gone,
Damon's like, oh no, I'm way further right than you are.
Oh, no, we are not at all aligned.
We thought we were in comparison to Vassaris,
but without that reference point,
we find ourselves scattered on this spectrum of war mongering, bloodthirstiness,
whatever the case may be, power hunger, et cetera.
So here comes season two, where I'm sure that miscommunication
and not on the same page in this will not.
Come home to Roost.
Season one.
There you go.
We did it.
I just want to say, I love and adore you.
And I just think you did an incredible job with all the research and all the quotes and everything that you did.
Absolutely wonderful.
And I'm sorry that I interpreted the prompt a little goofier than you did.
But here we are at the end of the day.
I thought it was an absolute joy and a thrill to revisit a season that we share it together in real time.
And we're going to get to do it again.
but before we watch season two,
we get to chat
with House of the Dragon showrunner
Ryan Condal.
Should we go to that conversation?
Let's do it.
Okay, Ryan, thank you so much
for joining us today. We are absolutely thrilled
and I am going to shock
all of our listeners by
opening with a question about magical creatures.
For me,
one of the great delights
of House of the Dragon season one
was its active embrace of the fantasy elements of the tale from dragon dreams to dragon claiming
and writing. We get to see Amon claim Vagar. We get to watch Damon sing a lullaby to Vermithor.
I'm wondering a couple things here. Does your own fandom make examining and centering these
elements of the lore more exciting and more crucial to you? And then how do you think about
finding the marriage of mythology and theme,
because that was one of our favorite parts of the first season two.
Like, I think my favorite example from season one
would be Viseris's warning to Reneira in the first episode,
the idea that we control the dragons is an illusion,
building toward Vagar disobeying Amon as she eats ARAx
like a fun-sized Halloween candy.
Starting the dance.
Tough one for all involved.
Yeah.
I mean, I think I bring my love of sort of weird fiction into this.
It's kind of inseparable, I think, from being a fan of a song of fire.
And what I love about the original books and the way George introduced the fantasy was after he sort of hits you in the face with it, with the prologue of the first book where you meet the white walkers beyond the wall and the undead.
But clearly in that meeting, that's all new news.
all those, the Rangers,
Waymore Royce and all those guys that are out there.
So you know that it's a, it's not,
this is not an everyday event for them either.
It seems like for them,
it's like a,
it's like a,
a,
a, a,
a boge monster, you know, coming to life.
And then after that,
there really is nothing,
or very little,
maybe it's hinted at.
And it seems like maybe Varus had,
you know,
there was some magic done earlier in his life.
But you're,
you're constantly questioning yourself.
It does magic exist?
in this world, there's as a nod as he kind of turns the genre on its ear. And then, you know,
three books later, you have dire wolves, warging, you have, you have face-changing assassins,
fire magic, shadow babies, dragons are reborn. But all these things are, they're slowly and very,
very methodically introduced, and there's a cost to all of them. It's not, you know, it's not this world
of sort of free magic and very, very high fantasy. And it just reminded me of very much of
Robert E. Howard and Conan the Barbarian, which is a favorite of mine from way back in the
day when I was reading Tolkien and everything as a high school kid. So, yes, I wanted to imbue
this world with that. It's in a way, it's a bit more challenging because I,
Everyone laughs when I say this, but House of the Dragon does not happen in as excessively a fantasy world or readily fantasy world as the original Game of Thrones does because we don't have the undead and skin changers and fire magic.
We have dragons.
We have 17 dragons and that is the big magic in the world.
But all of that magic exists.
And we know from the original books that dragons leaving the world meant that magic largely left the world.
So in theory, in this time, magic is even stronger.
than it was in, you know, in DeNaris and John Snow's time.
So I wanted to figure out ways to bring that in, but also make it feel like it did,
in my first experience of reading the books.
And I think a good example of that is what we did with the dragon dreams and the prophecy.
And one, the white heart story in episode three.
And look, what do you believe that's just, they just saw a white deer,
or whether that's magical and mystical?
I think it's part of the fun of this world.
It is not ever totally spelled out for you, the magic elements.
And yeah, and I think, anyway, those are the things that I kind of love about this and makes this,
that's what makes this not just another sort of tutors series of a bunch of people
with British accents fighting over a throne.
That's what makes this world unique.
And I want to lean into that.
I want to ask you a bit about, like, pushing that even further in season two because there was a lot of talk of dreams,
but not a lot of talk of, like,
not a lot of surreality in the first season.
But, you know, things we love about the original thrones
are like the sequence of the house of the undying,
like this idea of dreams and serality.
And I know that, like, Matt has been talking in interviews
about sort of the otter shape of the season for his storyline.
So I don't know if you could talk about that at all,
about the idea of, like, where you draw the line
in terms of how magical to go.
Yeah, I think it's, I think it's,
you're walking in constant balance,
because you don't ever want it to feel like it's everywhere and all the time.
And I think one of the good rules to follow is that when you introduce something like that,
the way to make it feel special and unique, even within this world,
where characters I think generally accept that some level of magic does exist or things that
is supernatural that they cannot explain.
When it's happening to them and they're freaked out by it,
then I think you're saying, you know, just like the example with the white water,
from the prologue of a Game of Thrones,
those characters were freaked out about that,
and it made it feel special and unique,
even with a world where we're like,
kind of accepting that magic exists.
So I want to let everybody have kind of a pure experience
and read of the season, but yes, I think we've,
I think we've done a good job of texturing
and layering this world with some more of those elements,
while also staying true to the kind of accepted,
I would say, magic system
for lack of a better word that George has already established.
So Joanna's dream is to become a witch, as you might have gleaned.
Great.
It's true.
Our shared dream is to spend time thinking about the stories that we love and what we
would build if we got to play in these well-tended and well-loved sandboxes.
So, of course, we have to ask you about getting to adapt a George R. Martin text.
And part of what has been so fun and interesting for us,
as book readers, is that we actually don't know what's going to happen. Because, of course,
Fire and Blood is full of these competing tales from unreliable narrators. So when you're going from
page to screen, how are you deciding which little colonel to make a meal out of which
offhand mention can become a real plot driver when maybe an assumed historical fact in the text,
like, say, Lainor's death and Fire and Blood will be revealed as something else.
else entirely, you know, a secret escape on the open sea.
And then most crucially, like, how do you decide whether to align your canon with mushroom,
Eustace, Munkin, or none at all?
Is there an unreliable narrator's account that you're inclined to put the most stock into?
I don't think there's a, I just answer the last question first.
I don't think, no, I don't think so.
I think we just try to find our way through the narrative in the most,
I think the most interesting way possible is simply put.
And now that we've spent a lot of time with these individual characters
and the characters as we write and spend time with them tend to evolve,
I think we use the characters as guidance for how to get through the history.
So it's a lot of times it's playing on, well, we know our show version of Allison, say.
And what would show Allison do most likely in this situation?
And then we look at the history and see how the history interpreted.
it and try to play with that. So we're trying to, we're trying to walk you through this,
this history in a way where people can interact with the sort of book written history and say,
oh, I can see how a historian writing about this event 20 years after it happened with the
court records would be able to put it back together in this way. But I can see how the thing that
I just watched happen in live real time could get interpreted that way 20 years on. So I think,
And I think some things are just exactly as they're written in the book.
And that's the fun of it is like, you know, as with I imagine real medieval history,
some things we have right and other things we are totally way off on.
And until we invent time travel and can go back there like in Michael Crichton's timeline,
we won't have an accurate retelling of the history.
And that's what we really want as writers.
You know, Sarah, Sarah Hess and I, my writing partner, we really want this show to be not just a didactic retelling of the history.
We want it to be accurate and faithful.
but we want it to be a companion piece to the book so that even people that have read the book
can be satisfied in the experience of watching the show and saying, oh, that's interesting
how they've taken this accepted event and then spun it.
But I can see how the history was accurate, or it was mostly accurate, but this little element was off.
Or they got it totally wrong.
But this thing that happens three moves down the road still happens because all the other events lined up.
And if you look at these three guys as trying mushroom aside,
Mushroom is very much his own case.
Yeah, my favorite.
But if you look at,
we're Team Mushroom over here.
Very good.
I've said, I want to see the,
mushroom who was not there.
Yeah, yeah.
I want to see the later spin off the show that's like a very adult animated series
where they just do the mushroom version of everything.
Yes.
We're ready.
Absolutely.
No notes.
But like Eustace and Monkian.
And they're trying to put this thing back together.
And then Gil Dane on top of it, the poor guy that's sifting through all these things,
trying to write this history.
And we also imagine that there's in some way, even if there's not a kind of naked agenda,
there is an agenda in the writing of this history.
And it feels, if you read the pages, is this sort of underlying take on this,
where you could say that there are these, again, mushroom.
aside, there are these two men who wrote these accounts and a third man who are all kind of in
service of a more orderly world that's outside of the Targaryen Empire that are kind of trying
to make sense of and place blame for the war that kind of ended all wars in Westrose,
this world-changing war that took all the dragons off the table.
And if you read it with that bent and like, you know, I'll let people interpret what that
means, it opens up an entirely new and interesting interpretation of what goes on in
fire and blood.
And that's what we love about the book and what we think is so brilliant about it, is it
really is a very unique piece of material to adapt because if you take a novel, you
can't either adapting the novel or you're doing a, you know, you're doing your own version
of it.
You're taking another direction.
I think there's variations on like how faithful an adaptation is to a novel.
and we know changes are made for all different reasons.
Whereas this, there's this kind of like living conversation between the show and the book.
And I hope that, I've always said that.
I hope that people have read the book that come to the show, it can deepen their enjoyment of both.
And vice versa.
So if you've read, if you've watched the show and then you go back and read the book,
hopefully it deepens your enjoyment of reading the book and, and shows you new layers of the show
that maybe you wouldn't have seen unless you had read the book.
That's my hope.
But loft, lofty goals.
No, I completely agree. And I think, you know, you're leaving it open to interpretation. So I will say my interpretation, part of what you're talking about is this, you know, it's three men pinning the blame for this war on two women, right? That's part of it. There's a lot of other factors involved. That's part of it. And I think the smartest adapted choice that you and your writers made in the first season was the friendship between Rainier and Allison and how that sort of burbles underneath.
everything, which is completely different from the account that we get in the book.
I was wondering if that is your favorite adaptive change or if you have a different adaptive change
that you're sort of proudest of?
Yeah, I mean, that one was, I think, pretty readily apparent in the early days as we were
trying to, trying to figure out how to make a, create a dynamic between Allison.
That would lead to surprise instead of just, you know, if they hated each other right out of the
gate. It doesn't give you many places to run. But we, you know, it sort of started with, well,
hey, what if they were, what if they were a little more contemporary in age? Because, you know, in the book,
I think Allison is listed, her age is listed as a bit older than Renera. Not that that really
matters, but, and we also meet Renera at this point in the timeline when she's older versus being
literally a child, which makes her more, uh, have more, you know, sort of agency and
direction in life and driving her parents more crazy than she would, uh, probably as an eight-year-old.
So that was, you know, there was something that was, I think, apparent as you get into the material of like, if we're going to frame the show around these two women, how do we make it, give it, make it dynamic and interesting.
So we're definitely very proud of that.
I think the, you know, the take on Vassaris as a character, which again, a direct reading of Vassaris in the book is, the show, the show is completely faithful to that because all of the elements of Viseris is a character.
is that escape the history are the kind of contradictory elements about him and the things that
you would would not be in the court record. It would just be like, oh, it's this guy that kind of likes
the attorneys and feasts. And he, you know, he tries not to rock the boat too much when he's
making choices. But then when you hear him in these private bedchamber conversations with
Reneira and then later with Allison as his wife, you see how conflicted this guy is because he's
carrying the secret around. And it really deeply kind of nuances the decisions that he's,
he's making and this promise that he made that almost to a to a detriment to himself in the realm
to keep the realm at peace he's taking it on like this this you know millstone about his neck
so he won't even in many ways won't even discipline his own daughter or just or properly deal with
his his his his insane brother and and the chaotic force that he is within his reign so i mean
those are the two things that leap out to me i think uh you know i i we're trying you know my my hope is
that we're not making radical changes in the book
I mean, I think everybody's going to come to this with their own interpretation of what that word means in terms of an adaptation.
But the fun for us is trying to render a very faithful adaptation of this story with surprising twists and variations on it that hopefully make the show another layer, an interesting layer of this storyline and gives people that are so familiar with the book in the end, surprises to find as you go on.
and a reward for spending all this time on the couch engaging with our show.
Building off of Allison and Reneira,
who were obviously such a dynamic and magnetic scene pairing in season one,
the dragons are dancing,
which means that many of the characters who played off of each other in season one
are now forced apart by the story,
either because a fixture like Viseris,
you were just chatting about,
and his rotting limbs,
and his golden face mask,
are no longer in the mix,
or because the ratcheting up
of the war of succession
just definitionally separates people
who used to share a room in season one.
Allison and Reneer are figureheads
of the opposing sides.
Damon and Reneera are both team black,
but Damon ends season one
by declaring his intention to go seek out a towhold
in the Riverlands.
So did you meet
this structural reality that is present and inextricable, really, from the nature of the story
as a chance to just keep season after season unearthing new, fresh magic between newer character
pairings? Or does this feel like a real challenge that you have to try to like creatively
solve against or both are those things not mutually exclusive?
I mean, I think part of the gift that I think the, the expansion,
narrative of both Game of Thrones books give you, meaning the original series and
Fire and Blood, is that you start with everybody under one roof in times of general peace,
and then a hand grenade is kind of dropped into the mix and scatters everybody in the form
of war kicking off. You know, we meet all the Starks living together under the same roof
in the original books, and then we get to know this family and care about each one of them,
and then we follow them as they go on their various adventures.
And some of them will encounter each other again when they're different people.
And others will never see each other again, very sadly, in the future narrative.
So I think we kind of use that as a, that's a great storytelling mode because it makes you realize how precious this time is that these characters that you love have together.
And you don't know whether they're going to see each other again.
One could march off and die or just a certain story.
the war could mean that it doesn't bring them back together or it doesn't bring them back together
within the bookended narrative of our show. So I think we I think we lean into that and you're sending
characters on their diaspora in this in the story as part of the way you introduce new characters
because when Damon goes to a new play, we care about Damon. We know Damon. So we're in his point of
view. So we're interested in the people that he's going to meet and encounter along the way. And that's how
you engage with this new layer of characters.
And I think, again, Thrones did the same thing in the original series.
Every series that came along, every season that followed the first, you would meet,
you know, more and more new characters, but you would usually meet them at least starting
in the POV of a character that you already knew and followed and cared about.
So it's this clever way that all these little dots are connected.
And by the end, you have this really rich tapestry of people that then you start to have to kill off
in order to have a manageable narrative
to tell and bringing her back around at the end.
But very simply, part of the fun of A Game of Thrones narrative
is taking these characters,
meeting them together,
loving them and loving their relationship,
blowing them apart through the circumstances of the world,
sending them on their various adventures,
and then wanting or willing them to find their way back to each other.
And sometimes it happens and sometimes it doesn't.
Speaking of like new characters,
Mallory and I are huge Slow Horses fans, huge fans of the great.
So we are thrilled that Freddie Fox is in the cast this season.
My guy.
I'm a huge Tom Bennett fan, love and friendship.
I think he's like one of the funniest people alive.
So I was wondering if...
Love Tom.
I was wondering at the introduction of these like more comedically gifted actors,
Freddie Fox, as Gwain Heightower, Tom Bennett is Old White,
is intentional as the war ramps up and things get natural.
like more horrific, more bloodthirsty, so like that, are you like, let's lighten the tone a little
by bringing like, not that season one didn't have its own laughs, but like bringing people like
Freddie and Tom into the mix.
For sure.
I mean, I think a lot of the humor, the inherent humor in, in the original books and in Game
of Thrones is by finding these kind of cultural clashes and then putting them together,
Bron and Tyrion is a great example, you know, Sandra Cleganin and anybody in the world.
And that is where you, that is where you extract humor.
And as the world gets darker, the opportunity for Gallo's humor just increases.
So I think, yes, we are definitely, we want to find, you know, we want to find those,
those moments of levity in the show.
But it's, it's about earning them.
So it doesn't feel like you're, you know, winking into the camera or breaking the, you know,
breaking the bond that you have with the audience and the agreement that everybody in the show
doesn't know that they're in a Game of Thrones show.
For them, this is very real.
And they're not able to, you know, make quips about, you know, dragon puns as the dragon
is descending and trying to burn their army.
It's just that's not the tone of our show.
So it's finding gifted actors, like Tom, like Freddie, and bringing them into the mix
because that those cultural, you know, in Gwain Hightower, who's a, that we kind of cast as a
man of great privilege or grew up at whatever the equivalent of boarding school would have been
at Old Town.
And then you thrust him into a world where he has to salute a guy like Kristen Cole, who he regards as the help who got promoted up to, you know, Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
There are really fun dynamics that, you know, that come from those relationships.
And, you know, Tom Bennett in any situation is just funny.
So, so, yeah, yes, more of that.
I mean, you know, Damon will continue to have very acid things to say to people and not particularly care about their responses to it.
But yeah, I think we landed some good funny this season.
Tom Glencarney is hilarious.
I don't know if anybody's prepared for how funny he is and how he can take an expected
thing and spin it.
But yeah, I mean, as the stakes get higher, it's almost easier to make a joke out of it
because it's just a way of releasing the tension out of a very tense situation.
You mentioned Damon.
Let's build from laughter to black hearts here.
You've spoken in other interviews about the surprise that you felt in season one regarding
Damon's just embrace by the viewing public as like the internet's bad boyfriend.
This podcast is one where Damon is a patron saint of the problematic fave.
And so we really wanted to ask you about this because for us,
he is not a hero.
He is this deeply flawed character who often gravely airs and dismayes us,
but we find ourselves like so drawn to him and pulled in
to watch every decision that he makes and everything he does,
just find him so utterly compelling.
In the wake of season one, you almost seemed dismayed that some slices of the fandom
viewed him less as this gray messy magnet and more is just like outright hero.
How top of mind was that and mining and examining and centering the elements of Damon's character
that you consider like essential and true as you said about structuring and writing season two?
I mean, to be clear, just to clear the record, I'm in no way surprised that people are
fascinated by Damon. I mean, it's a fascinating character with many layers and twisted corners
to explore. And Matt Smith's performance is incredibly charismatic and magnetic. I mean, Matt just
beams charisma. It's hard not to be glued to Damon when he's on the screen when Matt is
performing him. I totally understand that. There was a sort of subsect of followers that seemed to
see Damon as this like patron saint of this world and kind of infallible and everything that he did
including putting his hands on his own wife slash niece was justified or somehow a way of
trying to, I don't know, diminish him as a character when the real answer is no,
he's a deeply broken person. And while he can be fascinating and capable of moments of great
honor and heroism.
He's also capable of moments of great monstrosity.
And I don't think he's a straight,
he is not a straight villain character.
To me,
he is the classic antihero in this world.
He's,
he's deeply conflicted and layered.
And you can,
in one episode,
go through an experience where you're rooting for Damon to kill everybody in the
room and then at the end's going like,
what have I done?
Who have I sided with?
Where am I?
And that's the experience.
we want people to go through with a lot of characters in this show.
We don't want anybody to portray a pure hero or a pure villain.
I mean, of course, there are people that are sort of, you know,
trend in either direction.
But, but George always talks about this is a, this is a world of archetypes with,
with where you, you make gray characters.
You take the, you take the expected archetype the way Jamie Lannister was the,
the, the Lancelot archetype.
And then you turn it on its ear, you know, and, and you make, you make, you make it
a surprising character.
And we start with Jamie being fascinated and loving him.
And then he throws a child out the window and you're like, well, that's it.
How can I ever like this guy?
He's the great villain in the series.
And then he gets his hand chopped off.
He gets his great skill taken away from him.
And two books later, he's one of the most purely empathic characters in the book.
And that's the kind of experience that we want to, not necessarily with Damon,
but we want to take people on in these character arcs in the show.
You're going to be watching these characters over multiple seasons.
You have to go through sort of peaks and valleys with them.
So my only surprise was how there were a not insignificant percentage of the audience that was willing to make an excuse for anything that Damon did to justify his heroism.
That to me felt surprising.
We do love a character on an arc.
We do.
We both have paintings in our respective homes of Jamie Knighting Brian.
So what painting of Damon will we end up with?
Who can say?
We'll find out.
There's so many.
Speaking of our favorite sickos, I was listening to your interview with our pals over on the history of Westrose podcast.
And you were describing Laris as detached from human emotions, which I consider you doing me a favor and opening up a door for me to talk about footstuff.
And my question to you about Laris, who is if he is someone who is detached from human emotion, is his...
exchanges, are his exchanges with Allison about power and control,
something more directly connected to his own physiology,
or is there actual, like, desire in the mix there?
I mean, I think it's a complicated spectrum of things,
but I think, I mean, that situation in season one was definitely about power and control.
I mean, that's what that scene was supposed to be.
And it was supposed to be, I think, not, you know, not on the nose about it,
But I think it was supposed to be knowing what we knew about Laris and where Allison was at her point in the story, which at her great at her kind of zenith of power, that was a that should have read to most people, I think, as a as a quote unquote power move.
That is that is Laris showing his power to somebody who everybody else in the story and the world regards as incredibly powerful.
I love him.
He's delight.
Matt Needham is just
wonderful.
We have many of these actors on the show,
but he's just one of those actors that you can,
you know,
you can give a breakfast menu too,
and he can make a Shakespearean plot out of it.
We are very excited to spend more time with Lairas in season two.
We're very excited to travel elsewhere in season two
beyond the Red Keep,
beyond Dragonstone,
Laris might be sad to discover that it's cold up north, a lot of boots and stockings on the feet,
not as much visible flesh.
But we did want to ask you about the widening of the world and the north in particular.
So in season one, Rainira and her war council are sketching out their plans to recruit new allies,
and they're doing so while standing over the painted table, which, by the way, it looked just dynamite
illuminated in season one.
It's absolutely incredible.
So this is not only, of course, a reminder of this.
burden that Rainier has inherited to protect the realm, but just a nice, felt like a nice wink
to us as viewers about how much bigger the story was about to get in season two. So,
Jason's mission is to head to the Erie and then head to Winterfell. The trailers have given us
these like precious little glimpses of the wall in the north. Joanna and I freaked out when
we got to see the ice and the pommel. It's wonderful. We've seen brackens and Blackwoods in the trailer.
We've done a lot of like sigil spotting. We're having fun. So in addition,
to the literal battles and showdowns that just traversing Westrose during the dance will,
of course, spawn. What did widening the scope of the map beyond Kings Landing and
Dragonstone to include, you know, not only more locations and houses, but also small folk,
people outside of a seat of power unlock for you and your team from a storytelling
perspective. And then in particular, what was it like to write material for the Starks and
the North, given Game of Thrones fans and viewers just deeply entrenched emotional attachment
to that slice of the world? Yeah. I mean, I think everybody will see fairly quickly in this
season that the scope and scale of the world expands rather quickly. You know, we've been
And we've had a, at the end of the first season, a king died, a throne was stolen, and a dragon ate another dragon.
So the dominoes have started falling in a big way, which means that everybody has to kind of scramble to their corners and start trying to raise armies and alliances in their favor, which means that we get to very naturally broaden out the world, again, through characters that we've already met in season one, which I think is always the best way to do it, the most natural, organic way to do it.
So it's a thrill.
I mean, it's such a deeply realized world that it's great fun to both take people, I think,
back to places that they might recognize from the prior series and then take them to new places
where maybe you touched on or were mentioned or weren't mentioned at all in the original
series and introduce these new worlds, which they're all their own characters.
And the people who populate them are very different based on what region they come from
and what gods they salute and all those things.
And then, as I mentioned before,
the differences in the social strata as we talked about
and having those cultures kind of clash.
So it actually presents an opportunity to do all those things,
which I'm very excited about because I think you will feel,
as soon as a few episodes into the season,
you will feel, oh, this is a much bigger tapestry
than we were playing on season one,
when everybody was kind of landlocked to Kings Landing
or Drift Margaret Dragonstone,
or one of the three.
So it's, we've expanded, we've done it organically.
Yes, one of the places we go to the north,
I'm excited for people to see that.
It was great fun.
I mean, it's a moment where you can do a nice moment of fan service
for all of the many millions of fans that very kindly followed our show.
Thank you for all of that.
But also do it in an organic way that honors what's in the book
and also propels the story forward.
And those are always things that I'm, you know, I'm a fan of doing.
I worry about things like terms like fan service, Easter eggs,
those things all kind of make me feel icky a bit as a writer.
But when there are opportunities to do it that feel satisfying not just on a sort of visceral level,
but satisfying on a deep, you know, dramatic resonant level,
then, you know, I'm all about them.
And I think, you know, going up north was a great example of that.
I know that
it's not your job
to put together
the ad campaign
for any given season
of your show
but we've been having
a lot of fun
talking about
this sort of
team black
versus team green
ad campaign
that HBO has put
together for the season
because the question
a lot of people
have is like
how do you root
for team green
does it bother you
at all?
Do you care
how much easier it is
at least so far in the story
to root for
team green?
black. Does it matter to you if the sympathies are balanced between the both sides?
Like, how do you feel about that?
Yeah. I mean, thank you. Yes. Thankfully, they don't ask me to do the marketing because I don't
know that I'd be very good at selling my own show. And it's one, it's one responsibility that's
taken off my plate in the making of this, which I'm, which I'm grateful for. No, look, I get the
reason that why they did it. It's a brilliant campaign because it really does activate engagement and all
those things they're looking for. It's a very, it's a clear message, you know, black and green and
it's unique to the show, all those things that is going for it. I think we as dramatists are looking
for a more nuanced reading of the, of the conflict where, I mean, hopefully you, you know,
if we've done our job, hopefully it's hard to find one side to throw all in with because of the
complexities on either side of the equation. I think there are people on both sides that you would
say, oh, yeah, I think they would make a good sovereign. And then there are people on both sides
where you're like, I don't want them anywhere near the throne.
And that's the fun of it is like finding individuals to root for and making it complicated
for you to say, you know, throw all in and say like, yeah, I don't know that I totally want,
you know, Reneira to take the throne because that means that, you know, Damon is at her,
you know, at her side.
And what does that mean for the realm?
And what does that mean for Reneira?
Like, is he, is he purely seeking to put her on the throne to put her on the throne or so
that he can be close to her to try to snatch back?
what he feels Viseros took from him.
And I think, you know, those feelings can change as the story evolves.
And the same with Egon.
I mean, you'll see him in episode one, like trying to be king and, and, you know, doing a job
of, like, trying to learn, you know, learn the job on the job.
And he might not be suited right out of the box.
But I think he, I think, you know, Tom and his great, Tom Glencarnie and his great
portrayal of him makes for this very empathetic character.
And I think it will complicate people's feelings about, about where, where they stand in
all this.
I think that's what makes for a long-running television series that's engaging and causes a lot of online debate and podcasts and all those things that we want to happen about the show.
We're not looking for the pure sort of, you know, Justice League versus the team of baddies kind of reading of this.
If that happens, I think we're, you know, we're not doing our job.
We'd like to thank the marketing team for allowing us to do a two and a half hour dueling trailer breakdown after the Black trailers.
were released. Thank you. Thank you. Yes.
We have to be ourselves. We can only be us.
We do. Much like the characters in your story, we can only be us.
Maybe your answer to this question is going to be team green. Maybe your answer to this question is going to be team black. Maybe it's going to be team gray. But did you have a favorite character to write for this season? Like this season in particular, maybe it's the same as your answer overall when you're thinking about the story. But is there one character who you were like most in?
taste by and pulled toward.
I mean, as I always say, it's like picking a favorite child.
It's, you know, it's, it's, it's difficult.
Don't know.
Do they?
Valerie.
I mean, I don't have kids.
I mean, I mean, it's a cliche answer.
I mean, we really, I mean, we really do like writing for everybody.
I mean, the thing is, with the dynamics that we set up in season one, I mean, everybody does present an interesting corner of, you know, way into this world.
I will say in season two, I'm most excited.
for the fans to get to enjoy the next generation,
the kids, so to speak.
When I say kids, I mean, you know,
the teenagers and young 20-somethings
that are now responsible for prosecuting this war
that their parents and grandparents started.
But, you know, we've known,
you know, Egon and Amon and Haman and Helena and Jace
and Bela and Raina as characters
and also as, you know, wonderful people
and wonderful young talented.
actors for a long time now.
And now that we barely got to write for them in season one and the tantalizing experience
of writing for them in like an episode and a half each.
And seeing what they can do on screen really excited us and really drove the writing,
I think, in season two in a great way.
So I'm excited for be able to see all the great things that we were able to do in season
two.
And you got this little teaser of them in season one.
You're like, oh, that's fantastic.
And then just being able to write these three dimensional stories for each of those
characters, that was deeply satisfying. And also a new, sort of a new wrinkle, a new, a new layer.
I mean, everybody loves writing a great sort of acid quip for Damon. But, but, you know,
writing for, you know, writing for Egon this year and, you know, writing more stories for Helena
and for Amid and for, you know, and for Jace, who plays a, you know, major, major role this year.
And then, you know, and also, you know, bail and Raina, like, that stuff was all, you know,
really, really satisfying. So how's that for an answer? Is that right? But in season one, your answer
would have been Beesbury, right?
Oh, so Bill Patterson,
legend, legend.
Joanna's absolute favorite.
Yeah, he's, boy, we have a lot of Beesbury lines on our soundboard.
Our house of our soundboard is just a deemian.
All the way up and down the board.
We love Beesbury.
Very good.
He was so fun to write for it.
It's so fun to have on the show.
I heard you reference the Force when you were talking about Star Wars and the Force,
when you're talking about sort of the idea of the different degrees of strength of connection between a dragon writer and dragon.
And I was curious if you had some other, I mean, you already mentioned Conan as a foundational text for you.
But if you have other sort of classic, this is like a classic rigor verse question, like classic sci-fi or fantasy stories that are top of mind to you.
You mentioned Tolkien, too, a favorite of ours, obviously.
Yeah, when you're, when you're processing House of the Dragon, like, what are some of the other big mythologies that you're.
you're thinking of when you're making sense of this story?
I mean, I think I've always been interested in Arthurian mythology generally.
Not any one specific writer or scholars take on it, but just Arthurian mythology as a whole.
Certainly, you know, Joseph Campbell, the hero with, you know, 1,000 faces or 10,000 faces.
How many thousand faces?
Is 10,000?
10,000?
And, yeah, I mean, you know, classic literature.
I mean, you know, I was a student of Dune, certainly.
you know, certainly growing up.
Not that that necessarily impacts, you know, impacts on this.
But, yeah, I mean, I, you know, look, I read all the same things that I think a lot of science fiction and fantasy literature fans did growing up and kind of finding, you know, finding my way through.
And I also, it led me to reading a lot of medieval history because I just became fascinated with the allegories that George was using in the writing of The Song of Ice and Fire.
so I would go back and I would read a book about the War of the Roses.
I read a book about the anarchy in the making of this show,
that stuff is all deeply fascinating.
But yeah, I mean, look, I've spent a long time with my nose buried in a book
and also buried in movies and things like that.
And I think you end up drawing from all places.
But the nice thing about being sort of immersed in all of this is that I think once you,
once you are a student of it, you can start turning things on their ear and running against
the grain of expectation. And the reason that so many images from Tolkien, for instance, have become
cliche in the way that they've been, you know, turn around and spun so many times is because
Tolkien was so singularly great. And so many people were inspired and drew off of that.
But I think you have to be able to take that thing and turn it on here. I mean, one of the
the things I remember laughing out loud,
when we, when reading a Game of Thrones for the first time and thinking, you know, being lulled in and thinking it was a fantasy book, and then you read a bunch of chapters that just seems to be like a sort of Tudor's kind of palace intrigue story.
And then, and then suddenly, you know, George introduces a dwarf character. And you're like, oh, this is fascinating. And then you realize in the reading of the chapter is like, no, he literally means a little person. But he's playing with your, I'm reading a fantasy book. And this is how I'm reading this as like, oh,
take on Gimley, but then you realize, like, oh, Tyrion is actually, you know, burdened by his,
his stature, you know, literal, you know, literal and figurative in this world because of the way
people look at, you know, look at people that aren't, you know, don't fit the normative sort of,
you know, picture of a person and how it's, how it's inspired to him to have to use his,
you know, his brain and his mind. And like, you realize in the reading of that one chapter,
how he has taken this sort of, you know, Gimley trope and just created a timeless fascinating character.
in one chapter has done that.
And those are the things that I think, you know,
just steeping yourself in these worlds
can lead you to inspiration, you know, hopefully,
hopefully like that.
Amazing.
I love that.
Okay, if you have two more minutes where we want to end with like a lightning
around, just a two questions.
Okay.
Rapid fire.
Two questions.
Okay, Joe, you go first.
I don't know which one I want to ask yet.
Okay.
If you were to get merch with one house sigil on it,
I mean, I'm sure you have plenty of merch.
fingertips. But if you were to get merged with one house sigil on it and you can't pick the Targaryens,
which house do you choose? Oh, um, uh, uh, I, I, I like, I like the Valarians. I'm fascinated with them
as a, as a house just because in the, in this period, they're so powerful. And then in, in the
original books, they're kind of a footnote, you know, and by the time we get to, uh, the world of
Robert Barathean and, and, uh, you see how great houses can, can kind of rise and fall. And, um, you know,
we spend a lot of time writing for the Valerians in the show. And, um, you know, we spend a lot of time writing for the Valerians in the
show and I love their whole story. I love the story of the sea snake, this guy that comes in and
takes this house that should be great because they have this Valerian history and maybe kind of fell
a bit into, I don't know, kind of decadence or sort of acceptance of the status quo.
And then like, he like went, you know, put the world on his back and had these nine voyages and
then built a castle, you know, with his own, with his own strength and money. And I really like
that particular character in this world.
So I would say, I would say in our period, Valerian.
Do you have an affinity.
Oh, I was going to say, do an affinity for him because he, like you, has, like, his
treasures sort of planted around.
Oh, absolutely.
That room was entirely inspired by my life.
By your merch collection?
Yes, yes.
I love it.
I'm going to keep a close eye out for some sort of, like, Lego assortment.
Oh, yeah.
There's that, too.
There actually was a Conan sword buried in the Sea Snakes Clare.
actually just never made it to screen.
But the art department set decorator did that, you know,
as a nod to me.
So as if he had gone out to sea and found and met Conan and killed him and then brought
home his sword as a trophy.
I love this.
Okay, speaking of swords, for my lightning round, a little bit of fun here, I'm going to
do a classic house of our smuggle.
Here we go.
You knew I was going to, Joe couldn't help it.
Ironic.
Dark sister or Blackfire.
Dark sister.
The Saris's crown or Agon's crown?
Agons.
Dragon Orgy Tapestries or seven pointed stars.
Oh, Orgy Tapestry, of course.
Okay.
All right.
Perfect.
Thank you for joining us today.
We did it.
We ended on Dragon Orgy's and that's exactly where we wanted to end.
Thank you.
Mission accomplished.
Thank you, Ryan.
This was awesome.
We really enjoyed chatting and thank you so much for the time.
We're hyped for season two.
Thank you, guys.
This was great.
Great discussion.
All right.
We revisited season one.
We had a wonderful chat with Ryan Condal.
We placed our pod upon the Iron Throne,
as the bells at the Grand Sep told.
And all the dragons were to know.
The bells.
No, not the...
Joe, that's a wrap on today's pod.
Time for thank you.
Thank you to our small council.
Steve Allman for producing this episode.
Arjuna Ramca Pal for his additional production work on this episode
and Jomi and Dan are on for his work on the social
for this episode.
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The Ackolite Instant Reaction on Wednesday.
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