House of R - The 2025 Hype Draft

Episode Date: January 22, 2025

Mal and Jo are set to draft their most hyped films, TV, and everything in between of 2025! Sean Fennessey and Ben Lindbergh also join in to add to the annual chaos that is picking from the best the ne...w year has to offer (26:01). Hosts: Mallory Rubin and Joanna Robinson Guests: Ben Lindbergh and Sean Fennessey Senior Producer: Steve Ahlman Video Supervision: John Richter Social: Jomi Adeniran Addition Production Support: Arjuna Ramgopal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:04 Annette Benning and Ed Harris now streaming on Paramount Plus. Greetings. And welcome to House of R. A Ringerverse podcast on the Ringer Podcast Network. I'm Mallory Rubin.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Joining me today with a tantalizing asterisk at the end of her name. It's Joanna Robinson. Joanna Robinson, Col and Dark Avengers, perhaps? My goodness. Joe, we are here for,
Starting point is 00:01:46 we have a lot of cherished annual traditions, but this is one of the most cherished annual traditions. It is the annual hype meter, the third annual House of Our Hype Meter, the 2025 House of Our Hype Meter, and for the third January in a row, Ben, old Ben Lembergy Lindberg, and Sean the Nuzzler Fennacy
Starting point is 00:02:08 are here to draft with us. Hello, gentlemen. Hi, as usual, almost as hyped for the hype draft itself as I am for anything we'll be drafting. As a young man, I was a nuzzler of my wife, and as an old man, I am a nuzzler of takes, so I will have takes for this discussion today. You're going to nuzzle those takes, Sean? I'm going to nuzzle them right out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Guys, can we clip as a young man, I was a nuzzler of my wife and just save that for the soundboard, please. Thanks so much. I feel like House of R alone is keeping the Nuzler inside joke alive. And I consider that an honorable goal for us, honestly. I would say it comes up way more often than Sean joins us on the pot. Correct. Yeah. Right more often.
Starting point is 00:02:54 I think this is my first time in one calendar year. Yeah. Yeah. You come out once a year for your dominant performance in the hype draft. Speaking of which, I think we should have been greeted not with a hello, but with a hail the conquering heroes. No. No. Well, it's your show. It's your prerogative. That's right. Exactly. Just so. Were the results official? So Ben dominated two years ago and we last did this. So last year, did I win? I won two years ago. Last year, Ben won on Twitter. And Instagram was a tie.
Starting point is 00:03:32 Between who? I think you and me with Ben one point behind us. But we never got a final tally of votes. And the main point is this. The main point is this. I have never won. So I'm here from vibes alone. And that's how I've always approached this exercise. Let's be honest. The main point is that the hype draft is about fun and not about victory.
Starting point is 00:03:54 And that's definitely something that Joanna and I feel strongly about putting on the public record since neither of us won last year. Correct. There's always debate about what constitutes victory. Is it winning in the moment or is it winning in retrospect? which I know you have strenuously argued it is not. Yeah. And I'm sure that has nothing to do with how you have fared. It's not about predicting the quality.
Starting point is 00:04:17 That's a different exercise entirely. We call it the hype draft, not the will it definitely be good draft? This is about excitement and anticipation. And does it help if we think something is going to be good? Because does quality lead to enthusiasm? I think that's a fair correlation. And you're welcome to factor that into your strategy, however you should choose. But just as we don't dock you and, and, and,
Starting point is 00:04:38 vacate your championship and CAA style because multiple years in a row, something you drafted didn't come out that year. It doesn't matter if something one of us drafted ended up suck. I would give Ben the win last year if this were about one of years and losers. I would give Ben the win last year if Mickey 17 had come out last year. But it didn't. So you've got a... You can take it again now.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Yeah. You could try. I have not missed on quality, I would say, in the past two drafts. I have missed on timing. Ben, we're in the intro still. It's not time to start rehashing the results. yet. We got to do programming reminders, et cetera. Please proceed.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Before we refresh everybody on today's rules and Ben finds 27 more ways to remind us that he kicked everybody's ass last year, except Sean's. Let's do some quick programming reminders because we're back. You know, it's been a quieter last couple weeks. Once again, we appreciate everybody's patience as our scheduling ramped down a bit as we focus on everybody in L.A. staying as safe as possible. House of R. Obviously, you're here with us right now for the hype draft. end of the week, House of Recommends.
Starting point is 00:05:39 This is another annual tradition that we'll be coming out a touch later than usual, but you can't stop us. We'll still be doing it. And then next year, not hooked to a day or a month, but hooked to a year. Oh, okay. Next week. Next week. We will be doing 10 years later, X MachinaPod, one of our shared favorites.
Starting point is 00:05:57 We're very excited to revisit that film, which we adore. And then we will be doing a little 2025 IP risers and sliders chat, which we're looking forward to. Over on the ringerverse, the midnight boys. They're talking about Wicked this week. Van insisted it's happening. I can't wait. What a disgrace. So Sean is offended. Everyone else is thrilled. Would you rather listen to the Midnight Boys talk about the Brutalist? Is that something that you would enjoy, Sean? Only if they are AI Midnight Boys, then I'd be interested in hearing their takes. Ben, in a
Starting point is 00:06:36 couple weeks you're going to be chatting about the return of Mythic Quest. Anything on the button mash front that you want to make sure people catch up on that came out recently or anything else you want to tease that's coming up soon that people should look forward to? We talked about the new Nintendo Switch announcement. We talked about the games that we're hyped about for this year, some of which might be mentioned on this podcast, but perhaps not. Perhaps I'll go easy on you all. And we'll also, next month, we got a busy slate of releases and action-packed February. So stay tuned. delightful. I have a lot of space in my February now that the Ravens have been eliminated from the postseason. Joanna, on the prestige TV podcast, you and Rob Mahoney are covering severance every week.
Starting point is 00:07:19 The show has begun. It is wonderful. Anything you want to tease on that front or the trial by content front or any other front. Oh, yeah. Listen, listen, listen. There's a lot going on the prestige feed. Sean Fennessee and I are going to be covering in honor of the great David Lynch. We'll be covering the Twin Peaks pilot. So we'll be doing like a look back at Twin Peaks. pilot. So we'll be doing like a look back at Twin Peaks and the Lynch legacy on television. Rob and I are also wrapping up the agency and also breakaway hit the pit is also something we're covering with not weekly frequency, with some frequency on the prestige TV podcast feed.
Starting point is 00:07:54 I've had some very visually distressing Instagram reels from the pit surfaced to me. Did the de-gloving? Did you get the de-gloving? Something about a collapsing face and then someone shitting in a pan. Oh, when they reset the face, yeah, guys, the pit is something. Narly stuff. By the way, and then we're going to move on. This has nothing to do with House of R. I just am really gratified by the fact that we have a ton of people who are watching the pit.
Starting point is 00:08:19 And then a bunch of people are now rewatching ER because of the pit. I'm always here for 90s nostalgia. What a moment to be Juliet Lippman, the chief ER enthusiast on planet Earth and probably beyond. Absolutely. Fantasy the Nuzzler. What about you? Big Pick. Always crank him. With apologies to the cranked daddy, Chris Ryan, you're always cranking too. Anything coming up that you want to tease?
Starting point is 00:08:41 Well, it's award season. So it's been award season for roughly seven consecutive years and I'm doing my best to power through this one. A lot of uncertainty in the races this year. Joanna Robinson's been joining me on a number of episodes. She'll be joining us soon once more to power rank
Starting point is 00:08:56 movies that may or may not win Best Picture. And I don't know, maybe we'll talk about some other movies. that's a movie that came out. That sure is a movie. Yeah, one of them days starring Siza. Better Man.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Yeah. Starring a CGI monkey Robbie Williams. That's right. Yeah. So, you know, just a thrilling time of the cinema these days
Starting point is 00:09:18 and a thrilling time with the big picture. Please come aboard the train. Beautiful. Beautiful. Joanna, it's a lot. How can everybody follow along? I'm so glad you asked.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Listen, first of all, why don't you just follow the podcast? Our podcast, House of R, the ringerverse, big pick, prestige, everything. The ringer, all ringer all the time in your earballs. Why not? Follow us on socials. We're on every cursed social media app that exists here in 2025.
Starting point is 00:09:48 You can find us proudly waving the flag of content. So yeah, follow us on the various social media platforms of your choosing. And then last but not least, hobbits and dragons at gmail.com. Yeah. Also, and I forgot to say this, and I always forget to say this, we're on video. You can watch us on YouTube. You can watch Big Pick on YouTube. This is on video?
Starting point is 00:10:09 Yep. You're on video, baby. And you can watch full video episodes on Spotify. Ben's got his puppy here. If you're just like listening and you're not watching, you're missing an extra inducement to go to YouTube. A puppy cameo. You're missing Sean in his glasses. It's a whole smorgas board of visual delights here on the podcast today.
Starting point is 00:10:27 So you can watch us on the Spotify app or on YouTube. subscribe, watch all the above Hobbes and Dragons at gmail.com is the email where you can reach us and that is that
Starting point is 00:10:37 for me. Spoiler warning, the friendly neighborhood one we don't really have one today. We're talking about stuff that has yet to come out. So will
Starting point is 00:10:44 details from prior installments in giving franchises surface during the next two hours, it's entirely possible. But we're not going to be talking about the
Starting point is 00:10:52 plot particulars of things that have not yet aired, just our enthusiasm for them. And on that front, let's refresh on the rules. This is, again, the third year we're doing the hype draft. And so we are familiar with the process. The bad babies are now familiar with the process. We have one tiny, tiny, tiny,
Starting point is 00:11:10 it's not even a tweak. It's like an amendment to a category that we will run through, but we'll just refresh on how this goes. Four drafters, the four of us who have been talking for the last 11 minutes, about absolutely nothing. The format, snake draft. Steve will establish the draft order live on the pod, we do not yet know the order in which we will be drafting. There are five categories. They're the same five categories as the last couple years, which means 20 picks in total. There's a lot of stuff coming out this year. 20 picks is actually not that much in the grand scheme of how many things are set to air. TV show, movie, animated, sequel, and wild card. Let's offer a quick refresher on some of the particulars of those categories. A couple of them are self-explanatory.
Starting point is 00:12:01 A couple require some detail. For our purposes, once again, a subsequent season of a television show is eligible in the sequel category. We want to state that for the record because that is frequently how people use that category. You can take season two or season three of a show as your sequel. Question. Let's, yes, ma'am. What about an installment in a larger franchise? This isn't a, a, a direct sequel of another film in that franchise, but is part of that franchise. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:12:37 If it's part of the franchise, I think it would count as a sequel, right? Spin-off? Are we talking spin-off? Characters are carrying over from other movies into this movie, but it is not a direct sequel to another movie. Right. I'd allow that. I think that, I think based on how loose, we often have very strict parameters here on House of Our Drafts, and the hype draft is not one of those times. I think that feels reasonable. Because it's five only, and we don't care who wins.
Starting point is 00:13:00 We can litigate it in real time, certainly. If people want to push back, that's their prerogative, and we can hash it out. But that seems permissible, I think. Also, point of order, is sequels inclusive of prequels? Does it have to be a narrative sequel? Can it just be a sequel in the sense of this is an ongoing IP? I think prequels count as a sequel. I think by our definition here, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Yeah, exactly. Well of some kind. Exactly. Okay. The tweak is inanami. this year because last year after much debate and mockery, we did ultimately allow Sean to select Planet of the Apes as his animated pick. We thought this was astonishing and then the public clearly supported it because Sean won. He has a mandate. So while I think where we landed
Starting point is 00:13:56 here is that while like any story that just has some. CGI in it does not count as animated. If it is primarily a CGI or mocap story or if CGI or mocap are a driver of the film or show, it apparently can be selected and animated. Are we all on the same page about that? It feels like it could come into play this year. Are we all aligned?
Starting point is 00:14:22 I'm totally fine with it on the one hand. And on the other hand, I would just like to rejoice on a couple of the hills that people died on last year. For Sean to die on the hill for, came to the planet of the apes, a movie that doesn't really feel like it existed at all. And for Mallory's down the hill for Gladiator 2,
Starting point is 00:14:38 those are two things that happened last year on this very podcast. But Sean had the dignity to do it in the last round. I did it in the second round. It's astonishing. What's wrong with me? I think I only did it out of desperation, not knowing any other potential animated contenders that I could have selected. So I'm happy that the rules were bent around my will.
Starting point is 00:14:58 And I do have a mandate, as Ben said, and so I will be issuing other executive orders throughout this episode. I just remain excited for Sean finding a way to go five for five on movies and just even in the TV category picking a movie. I await the day. Can it be done again? We shall see. As I recall, Mal tried to sneak Stranger Things season five in last year's draft, which still does not have a release date as we speak. Oh, it's coming.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Q4. It's eligible. It's coming. It's coming. That gets us to our what is eligible for selection. anything that is confirmed for a 2025 release or reasonably expected to come out in 2025 is eligible for selection today.
Starting point is 00:15:40 Now, if you push the bounds of reasonably expected, as I did last year when I tried to select Stranger Things, knowing you guys wouldn't allow it, but I had to test the waters, I had to at least try. Your fellow drafters can push back and they can decide that it is not a permissible pick as you all did when I attempted to draft Stranger Things in 2000. 24. So that could definitely happen again because there's a lot of stuff that is like,
Starting point is 00:16:05 ooh, I think this will come out, but we don't know for sure. I think where we tend to do with this is if it has the year against it, but not like a firm month. And something ends up moving because studios move things around all the time. We can't control that. That's not what we mean. But if you're like, hey, it's the beginning of 2024 and I'm trying to take Stranger Things season five, everyone else to say, fuck you. Hasn't even begun shooting. And I think they had posted one picture from set. A group photo. Yeah. A group photo of like an outfit fitting or something. I was like, let's do it. Also, you can pick something that has already begun airing before we recorded this podcast. It just has to have started airing in 2025. So, for example, severance. Severance is eligible
Starting point is 00:16:47 to be selected today, even though it has already begun. You cannot, however, take something that continued to air in 2025, but started in 2024. So, skeleton crew, which began in December, but continued in January, is not eligible for selection. That is, for our purposes, a 2024 release. You hear that, Sean? No playing Skeleton Crew. I know you're planning to, but I don't really agree with this rule, but I'll keep going. That's great. I'll send you my notes on the auction. The auction is flawless. It's not, I don't have an issue with the Skeleton Crew note. It's more that when something has started already and we've gotten a look at it, I don't really understand the hype as
Starting point is 00:17:28 perspective of it, but continue to your show. I think in this particular case, because last year in the year before, we recorded a little earlier, it was like really only applicable to like echo. It didn't seem like it was coming to play. I think it's a bigger deal this year with severance on the table, but we moved to the pod. The pod was scheduled to come out before severance was set to air. It doesn't seem reasonable that that should come off of our hypeboard with it out. And I would say, I'm largely agree with Sean, but I would say I think because we've only seen one episode of severance, it feels less squidgey to me. It will be generating hype throughout its run.
Starting point is 00:18:01 No doubt. I would say the hype is higher. But I guess that's Sean's point. Now you know you can take it with confidence. Yeah, there's greater certainty. Yeah. But again, is it about certainty? I think so.
Starting point is 00:18:12 I heard it was about vibes. That's what I heard. It's the rumor on the street. Any nerd culture, any genre release is eligible. It does not necessarily have to be something that we have covered on House of Our Oringerverse or will cover on House of Our Oringerverse. It just has to be something that we. could cover on House of Art or Ringiverse, something that in any way fits into our universe, we call this the Gladiator Rule.
Starting point is 00:18:38 This is also the horror movie rule because we don't cover horror on this show, but it is genre. I think multiple, we're less swimmers, we would. Yeah. I maintain that you have an unfair edge here in the sense that you are the ones who decide what gets covered on this podcast. and therefore you can make whatever you want to be eligible, eligible. But those are the rules. That's the home field advantage.
Starting point is 00:19:04 We did something paid to a ring or verse podcast. The fuck are you talking about. We did something paid to challengers last year. So I think I was just thinking about that. That was fun. Thruples. That was a bad. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Great movie. But I worry about eligibility creep. That's all I'm saying. Your feedback has been received and ignored. Next. Any type of media is eligible. This will most likely, as usual, be a film and television draft, but if you would like to select a video game, a novel, a comic book, you absolutely can as long as it is eligible in one of our categories, which it would be. When you pick, you must not only say the title, but the category. Let us know what category you are selecting inside of.
Starting point is 00:19:51 What's the goal, guys? Ben thinks that it is to dominate and humiliate the rest of us that gets vibes. The goal is to have fun and to celebrate what awaits. There's a lot of shit coming out in 2025. And we want to assemble the most hype-tastic rosters of impending releases. The question of what hype means to you is ultimately up to you. Is it about certainty that it's going to be great? Maybe. Is it about likely popularity?
Starting point is 00:20:18 Maybe. Is it about your own personal enthusiasm? Maybe. Is it about what you think people will be impressed by when they see a graphic and spend two seconds thinking about it before voting on Twitter and Instagram? Maybe. It's really up to you. And that is part of the strategy and part of the fun. That's it. Any questions on the rules, the eligibility, anything we want to try to adjust in real time before we start.
Starting point is 00:20:42 I'd just like to point out that the ringerverse mission is currently incoherent, but I support you fully. Thank you. I appreciate it. It means a lot to us. As usual, your support and encouragement is how we find the strength to do what we do. It's our lifeblood. Opening snapshot before we set the draft order. We always try to do this without tipping what we're all going to try to target in the draft. But just generally, as each of you was prepping, putting your draft board together, thinking about what you were excited about in the calendar year, 2025. Like, did anything stand out to you about this impending content year? Joe, let's start with you.
Starting point is 00:21:22 There's so much stuff coming. It's very exciting. I think particularly on the, this is going to be a particularly strong TV House of our TV year and I'm really excited about that. It's a little thin on the ground here at the start of the year, sort of what Sean was alluding to over on the big pick.
Starting point is 00:21:39 We're having to get a little creative with some of the things that we're doing at the top of the year, but once it starts, it's not going to stop for us. And that is both daunting and exciting. So, yeah, this is a map of my sleepless nights coming up. this year. So, yeah, it's exciting. I saw my coffee budget creeping up as I, as I confronted the calendar. Sean, what about you? Because, you know, you're covering a lot of the things that we cover on Big Pick, but also a wider universe of prestige film. That's also obviously the case for
Starting point is 00:22:13 Joe over on the prestige TV pod. Ben is talking about video games all the time. So everybody's got like this focus and then beyond. What did you see when you prepped for the House of Our hype draft in particular compared to maybe prepping for your 25 most anticipated movies for Big Pick or the auction draft for Big Pick. Good question. I think obviously survived till 25 was a mantra that we heard a lot in 2024 when everyone felt very low. We did survive.
Starting point is 00:22:42 I do think that we survived into a future full of more sequels and IP. And there's like upsides and downsides to that. And some of the sequels and IP that we'll pick today and we'll talk about. are exciting, or at least there is an air of mystery around a lot. It's essentially like a lot of relaunching going on right now that I think at least hope will spring eternal in that direction. But movie-wise, I don't know, movies are good. They've been good for like a really long time.
Starting point is 00:23:12 They're better than ever, you know. We're making movies great again here on the ringerverse today, hopefully. And there's a lot to choose from. Last year I didn't watch a lot of TV, and I'm not sure how much I'm going to watch this. here if I'm being honest with you. So it'll be interesting as I try to navigate a category that I am certainly less sophisticated in than Joe and you guys as well. So I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:36 I guess mixed, but there's a ton here that I'm excited about. I didn't have a hard time making long list. I was wondering about the TV for you in particular because like one of the really fun experiences that Joe and I had not pining with you, but just chatting with you last year was when you texted us when the Rings of Power season two trailer came out and you were like, this looks sick. And then you were like, I don't have time to watch this.
Starting point is 00:23:54 And it was just a real emotional sees off for us. But are you feeling, are there things on the TV front that you're like, this actually, I might have to make an allowance to find room for this in my life? Or is the TV not going to make its way into your viewing calendar? No, I still, I mean, I still watch somewhere between 10 and 20 series a year every year anyway.
Starting point is 00:24:13 So, like, I'm watching Severance and I will continue to watch Severance because my guy, Knicks fan Ben Stiller, is behind that beast. Yeah, I mean, I've got 10 shows here. And in theory, I'm watching all 10 shows on my long list. We'll see if I get there, but I don't want to give anything away. But there's a couple that are just no-brainers that are among the best shows on TV. So I'm not too worried about it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Benjamin, anything overall that stood out to you? Last year you made a bold declaration that you would not be selecting any video games. So you feel like similarly? I will not make the same pronouncement this year. But I do. I tend to be sparing in my video game picks just to be sporting for those of you who are not availing yourselves of that very vital and popular aspect of popular culture. But I think this is the deepest my draft board has been in the three years that we have
Starting point is 00:25:04 been doing this exercise. So my sequel category goes 27 names deep, which is possibly a sign that I overprepared because that is more picks than we will make in the entirety of this draft. 43. Okay. Good. I mean, at a certain point you're just writing shit down, but like. Right. Yeah, okay. That makes me feel better.
Starting point is 00:25:26 If you've prepared more than mouth, that is, that's a bad sign. I'm not prepared to talk about all of them. Right. There's a lot of stuff coming out. Yeah. Yeah, but as Sean said, I think I have one release on my list in any category that is not IP-based. That is not either a sequel or an adaptation or a reboot. And partly that's just a function of the fact that it's hard to get hyped about something that you haven't seen.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Right. And so sequels, continuations of existing franchises get a leg up there. But also, it's sort of dismaying that that's the case. I'm always, like, looking in the corners. Like, you know, we did, on Tribe Content, we did a sort of like our big movie bed episode where I was looking at all of the movies that were coming out. And I'm, every year I tried, like, where is it? Where is the movie that I do not see coming that's going to hit me?
Starting point is 00:26:13 And I'm going to love it out of nowhere. And I'm very bad at finding that movie. But, yeah, I was thinking. a lot about Nosferatu as I made this because Nosephiratu wound up being one of my favorite movies of 2024 and just like not having it on my radar because it's a filmmaker I liked in a subject
Starting point is 00:26:32 matter and a cast I was interested in but not knowing how much that was going to wallop me last year. So it's exciting. It is. Well, at the end, after we finish our selections you know, we can, if we have time permitting, we'll spend a few minutes maybe talking about some of the titles that were not selected that we all are nonetheless excited for.
Starting point is 00:26:50 And maybe some of them will be the did I feel like I could pick this and people would know what it was? Maybe not, but I think it's going to be great. Here's why. We'll try to reserve a few minutes for that at the end. Okay. Should we set the draft order? Everyone ready to find out where you're picking?
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Starting point is 00:30:32 Visit your local deli today. Discover the craftmanship behind every bite. Borershead committed to craft since 1905. All right. So via random number generator, our draft order is Mallory at first, Sean at second, Joanna at third, Ben at fourth. Wow. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:55 All right. I got a take on this year's order. You ready? There's no bad place to draft. Truly. I'm happy with fourth. I actually didn't want number one. I was going to try to trade down because I don't think there's a...
Starting point is 00:31:04 I didn't want two or three. I wanted one or four. Number one kind of screwed me last year is how I feel about that. It's a long time to wait for the second pick or really, really, really, really. a long time to wait for the second pick. I'm not going to lie. I think there's a clear number one, so I'm elated. And I think the field is deep enough this year that I'll be okay when it comes back to me. But I mean, eight is like, yeah. I actually don't think there's a clear number one. I'm so excited to find out what you think it is. That'll be, I don't know that you guys will agree with what I
Starting point is 00:31:32 pick. But for me, there was a clear number one. I should put it that way. But I also would have been honestly thrilled to pick a two, three or four, truly, genuinely. And sort of what's interesting is that like, if you think we don't agree, which now I kind of think I know what you're talking about, then it's not something you need to pick with urgency. You know what I mean? And yet, at number one, you can't afford not to, because it's number one, which is why number one is not a great place to pick in these drafts historically. It's true. The good news is this is just a game. There are no consequences. And life is meaningless. So no worries. I agree with the first couple notes there. I'm going into 2025 trying to rekindle my faith and find meaning.
Starting point is 00:32:10 Survive till 26 doesn't really have the same ring to it. Exist until 26 something. That's good. Yeah. That's good, Joanna. Okay. Okay. And guys, you will be tracking our picks in the draft tracker over in the dock.
Starting point is 00:32:25 So I'm sure everyone's tracking on their own. But if anybody needs to reference that, the squad will be updating that for us. Oh, boy. Okay. Should we draft? Is everybody ready? Let's do it. Ready.
Starting point is 00:32:40 I will kick us off with a pick I have never had the number one pick in the House of Our Hype Draft. Crypto take me home. It's Superman. Come on. Come on. Again, I think you will all be taking excellent properties with your first round pick, and I will not be critiquing any of them.
Starting point is 00:32:59 I have no doubt they will all be astonishingly wonderful and things I'd be happy to have as well. Great team made positive vibes only. Superman, little movie you might have heard of. It's coming out in the summer, July 11th. I believe based on the discussion on the Big Pick auction draft and the most anticipated movies draft, Sean is forcing Amanda to take her leave in July and perhaps one of us will be asked about about this movie instead. No one will be forced to do anything. That's not how this works. In the event that she chooses.
Starting point is 00:33:31 We're standing by. We're ready. The real question. I would absolutely love to have you, Mallory, on an episode to discuss a film like Superman. I'm ready. I'm ready. But my question is, will Mallory, like, I think you're going to take Van as well. Like, I don't know that you can leave Van out of this conversation.
Starting point is 00:33:49 It's going to be a Mallory, a Malin van. Honestly, I would love to recreate the energy of the 1999 movie draft for the Superman episode, but we just slot Ben Lindberg into Amanda's spots and she'll be on leave. How does that sound? It sounds great. And I also would like to thank you for reinforcing what a monumental event this is, because the 99 big pick draft led to you assembling seven people in person in Los Angeles, including people traveling in from out of town for that moment. It was so huge.
Starting point is 00:34:17 The arrival of Superman on July 11th is just such a monumental moment, written and directed, of course, by James Gunn. It's the launch of the new DCU, undergone the gun era. I'm excited about basically every single part of this. I love James Gunn. I love James Gunn's movies. I love James Gunn's superhero fair. I am so curious about his particular spin on Superman and in general, like, how Superman plays in 2025. I think it will be a balm, hopefully, for many of us. And in terms of what we're establishing with this new era for DC movies, I'm hyped. Like, I want the DC canon to be good.
Starting point is 00:35:01 I want it to be great. And I have a lot of confidence and faith in Guns vision. also patron saint of house of art Nicholas Holt is playing Lex Luthor in this movie and my wife, Rachel Brasanne. Playing Lois. I don't know. There's a superpower dog in this movie. This first trailer was fucking sick. When the John Williams score came in on electric guitar, I fucking wept.
Starting point is 00:35:25 This trailer just on one YouTube channel has like 52 million views. I think there are a lot of other things that will be excellent and anticipated. think it's hard to argue in our universe that there's something that there's more hype in anticipation around. And so for me, in addition to my personal enthusiasm, that's why it was my number one. It's a great, it's a great pick. It makes so much sense, all the sense of world for you to pick it. And I, like, when we did the movie Bad episode on Child by Content, which I have won two years in a row. You're killing it on that. Thank you. I picked Superman slightly cynically, because I do think it's going to win by the metrics that we put up
Starting point is 00:36:05 in terms of like critics are wanting to like this, it feels like, and audiences are excited about it. And there is a lot of optimism around it. I have some personal skepticism around it, but I want to chip away at that personal skepticism because I want to join you in your enthusiasm, Mallory. And I have shown no fewer than five people that photo of Nick Holt as Lex Lusser with a gun.
Starting point is 00:36:31 He is the patron state of House of ours. So that is important to me. It's true. I should say also I'm picking that in a movie. That seems obvious, but I should state it for the record. Sean. Yeah. That's a great pick. Yeah. The stakes are high from a franchise building perspective. Can't get higher than that. Just from a... You're talking about me having the number one overall pick and the high draft franchise building. Yes. I'm corroborating that this was a worthy number one pick. Certainly would have selected it had somehow fallen to me. And even if you don't care about Warner and DC's bottom line, just the stakes for the character. It feels like... a little bit of a make or break moment, at least on screen. And I believe in the track record. So I am hyped.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Sean? I probably would have selected it number one overall as well. Not necessarily. I am very excited to see the movie I, too. I'm a huge fan of James Gunn. I had to have had my enthusiasm dimmed ever so slightly by talking about it with Joanna on a podcast in the past. But I think that there's something exciting about a refresh, and we just have not had a refresh in these two mighty superhero storytelling modes in a very long time.
Starting point is 00:37:41 And so this seems like the beginning of something new and that that in and of itself justifies the hype. For my pick, the number two overall pick, I am not taking a movie. I'm taking a television show. I am taking Andor season two. That hurts. You just put a heart, a stake through Ben's heart. That's hurt.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Now, this pick is informed in part by knowing the blow that I could deliver to my co-drafters. But obviously, this may be the best show of the last 10 years, the first season. And so there's been a hilarious amount of hype around the production of the show, which I guess costs hundreds of millions of dollars, despite not being amongst the most popular Star Wars franchises. Nevertheless, Tony Gilroy, the goat, the man behind Michael Clayton, among many other great things, is steering the ship, creating a story about rebellion and class warfare in dystopian times.
Starting point is 00:38:38 I wonder if this show will resonate in any meaningful way for us here in 2025. I do believe it will. I'm very, very excited. I have not revisited indoor season one since it concluded. I think I'll have to do that. How long has it been now? Two years? Two and a half hours by the time it comes back.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Yeah. So that's obviously something we're contending with with severance right now. The remembering of what just happened, which isn't easy, honestly. So I guess I probably will have to revisit Endor's Season 1. But I remember being in the chorus of people claiming its greatness when it was around the first time. So I'm so excited to have it back. And I'll be taking it as my TV show. TV show.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Well, I'm no longer happy to have the fourth pick in this draft. That heard me personally, honestly. There were two TV shows I thought could be the first TV show taken off the board. This was one of them. So I'm not surprised, but I did think, Sean, when you said TV show, that you were going with something else. So, interesting. Ben, you thought you'd have the chance to take this at four? I don't think it was getting, I don't think it was getting to you at four. I might have taken it number one overall if I had had the option to do that. But I think it's a few things, obviously, my personal affection for it and for the franchise. Also, it's 12 episodes, which qualifies as a long season these days. So just in terms of cumulative hype, just how long we're enjoying these things, you're going to go to the theater and watch Superman. And then you're going to go home. And your hype will. hopefully be sated, but you will have seen it, whereas Andor will be with us for a few months.
Starting point is 00:40:08 Also, I am not looking forward to any particular reveal in Endor Season 2, because again, we kind of know what's going to happen to our palcassian, but just a well-written, well-acted, well-shot show, which is refreshing. Just looking forward to the storytelling, not any particular plot points or reveals. Listen, I don't think Sean needs our help, given his past performance. in these drafts, but I think that if we, the collective podcasting group here at the Ringer, are going to spend two and a half years uninterrupted comparing every single other television released to Andor, it deserves to be taken in this spot, which is what has happened.
Starting point is 00:40:47 There's not a thing that has come out in the IP world that has not been compared to Andor and failed to live up to it. Ben, you just like lit a fire of hope in my heart when you said 12 episodes. And I am here. I know. This is the spark. But I am here to implore Disney, which I'm sure is listening, to not drop three episodes of Andor together in the first week. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:12 Let us have 12 weeks of Andor, please. Please, please, I beg of you. Yeah. Those first three, it was a slow start. It was a little slow out of the gate. So I understood the strategy the first time around. I understand why they did it. I'm just saying, don't do it to us this time.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Thank you. I actually, I do wonder whether this time that's elapsed will lead to a popularity leap. Because in a lot of cases, as Sean was saying, as I just wrote. wrote for The Winger.com. What a great website. It is sometimes tough to pick up where you left off. But could this be a breaking bad sort of situation where between seasons it takes a leap because people find it? It didn't go to Netflix or anything. But even so, just the awards and the word of mouth for all this time, I wonder whether it will come back bigger than it left. Because it was a mid-tier Star Wars show. It's obviously, even what it did season one, I think,
Starting point is 00:41:59 would be a boon to Disney and Lucasfilm after the accolade and skeleton crew. But it was below Mandalorian and Obi-1 Canobi, and I wonder whether it will come back bigger than those shows, or as big at least. Can I just ask you? I don't want to derail the conversation because you probably could do an entire episode about this, but I'm curious, Ben and Joe and Mal as well, do you feel that the opposite could happen,
Starting point is 00:42:21 that the erosion of the Star Wars brand very slowly over the last five years? could make a show like this seem even more inessential, even less big than you would have thought it would have been 25 years ago? Maybe, but I think everything since Andor has been held up against Andor and found wanting in a way that I think all the people have said this is an Andor, which I think is an unfair standard to hold anything to. And they shouldn't all be Endor, as I've written in the past. There are other kinds of shows that can be Star Wars shows and can be good. But I think because it has been celebrated as this beacon, this light shining in the darkness. And I do think the pressure is on in a way that maybe is unfair because I don't think Andor can save Star Wars. It's kind of like Guardians of the Galaxy 3, right?
Starting point is 00:43:12 When that was coming out and the MCU was slumping and we talked about that at the time, like even if this is good, it's actually just going to be a reflection on James Gunn, who has already left to run the rival more so than the MCU itself. So in this case, it'll be all hail the god Gilroy. Right. But now Star Wars is without him. Who loves to tell us that he doesn't like Star Wars. Yeah. I think the only thing that can hurt and or season two is the way we all talk about and think about and or season one. Because it's just like it is kind of an impossible standard, even though it was so well earned.
Starting point is 00:43:42 It feels to me like when you have a really great meal or like great sex or something and then you think about it. And then you go back and you're like, this was just like frankly not as good as I remembered and thought it would be again. But I don't anticipate that happening because we're in the hands of a master. I actually hadn't thought about it that way, Sean, and thank you for bringing your brand of anti-hype to my podcast after I brought mine tears. But I think that, like, I was thinking, we were talking about this in the context of skeleton crew and like whether or not it should get a second season and whether or not the low ratings. You know, we should give shows chances to flourish in second and third seasons. we should give audiences chances to grow something we've been banging the drum on on the TV side of things for years and years. And so I was holding up and or season two was something that I really expected not to make maybe necessarily a breaking bad level leap, but a leap, a considerable leap in its second season.
Starting point is 00:44:37 But Sean makes a good point in terms of like overall, how essential does a Disney Plus subscription feel to people? You know what I mean? Like that's a question and I do have about the platform. And I always love to be skeptical about things. Thanks, Sean. I appreciate that. But I would have picked Ender Season 2 as my number one pick. I drafted it.
Starting point is 00:44:57 I'm just curious. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I would have taken it too. Not to be the Andy Greenwald of this episode, but there is more new bluey coming soon. So Disney Plus is quite essential in my household. Big Marbley are coming. Maybe that'll emerge as a talking point here shortly.
Starting point is 00:45:12 Okay, Joe. Yeah. You're up. You have some damn good choices here at three. Excited to see what you do. Thanks. my tendrils are yearning great for the Last of Us season two
Starting point is 00:45:25 that is as Sean mentioned there are some TV shows coming out this year that are just sort of like the best that TV not just genre TV but TV has to offer and we feel that way about Andor and we feel that way of The Last of Us a show that we loved and I think about all the time
Starting point is 00:45:43 and I'm particularly excited for season two which is based on the sequel game, but only adapting part of that sequel game. So it'll be interesting for people like Ben who know the game Inside Out as like an active adaptation. What do we keep? What do we lose? Where are we putting our stopping point,
Starting point is 00:46:05 all that sort of stuff? How do we deal with some of the twist and turns that happen in that season is something I'm very curious about because I do know some things that happen in that game? And then also, Caitlin Deaver is here. And as like an ardent justified hive rise. Steve Wright, I am here for what she's going to do with a character that, as I understand it, has been quite controversial. So like the controversy kind of excites me.
Starting point is 00:46:31 And knowing what Craig Mason as like an expert TV storyteller did with the first season, I'm really, really excited for this second season, which is coming in, April. And I can't wait. It's going to be not as many episodes as we're going to want. We're going to feel bereft, but I'm very, very excited for it. What category, Joe? Oh, thank you so much for asking. It is in TV. Okay. I thought this was going to be what Sean picked at number two. This would have been my third pick, probably. Yeah, this would have been my second or third. I think that's top three have been the top three that everyone expected them to be.
Starting point is 00:47:12 The question was really the order, not really the pick. So there's one other thing that I thought could go in the top three. Joe, this is a fantastic pick. I'm going to tell you guys a story. Here it is. It's going to take 10 seconds. Preping for this pod last night. I rewatched the first trailer that they put out for this season of television 47 times in a row and cried like a baby. I can't wait for this season. I just like when that future days hits, oh my God. I mean, this is going to be like not only great, but obviously very emotional and intense. Covering season one of Last of Us with Joe was like one of my favorite podcasting experiences ever. So I just, I can't wait to watch it as a fan and be back in the world. And I really can't wait to talk about it
Starting point is 00:47:53 together. I'm just like so excited. It's a great pick. The mushrooms love too, Mallory. They love too. I took The Last of Us two years ago. And I was pleased with the way that turned out. And I'm not pleased with the way this is turning out thus far. But I am more hyped for the second season for reasons that I will not specify than I was for season. And I was for season one. So it's a strong pick. All three of these picks have been great. I can be a team player here. I'm in it to win it, but I can recognize. You've been a real dick so far. Good. Good. This is tough. Nice face turn from you here. These are my top three picks in some order, and they are unavailable to me. So what will I be doing with my wealth of picks? All right. With my first
Starting point is 00:48:35 pick, I will be selecting Stranger Things Season 5. And I will be doing that. Wow. Yeah. I, I, am actually quite hyped, and I've made the mistake of underestimating Stranger Things before when it came back from a big break. And I thought, has the moment passed? Has it fumbled the bag? Do we still care about Stranger Things in whatever year that was? 2022? We were so young. Now I feel like Stranger Things can't be stopped. And it was in a way, maybe the bellwether of just the normalization of waiting forever for shows to come back. And I think we just have a deep enough investment with this story and with these characters that we are willing to wait. And I personally don't feel that there has been a dramatic downturn in the quality of the show. I continue to
Starting point is 00:49:26 enjoy it quite a bit. Are some of the individual episodes slightly on the House of Our Length podcast side? Yes, perhaps. The Duffer's coming out in promising that every episode is the length of a movie is really something. Yeah. Netflix, release it week to week. Do it. That would be incredible. Yeah, it's going to require an investment in time.
Starting point is 00:49:54 But I'm personally willing to make that investment. And I think other people will be too. I think this is one show that we've just been with these kids, you know, we've gotten older. They have not. Even though it certainly looks like they have. And it just, it feels like such a landmark show for Netflix for streaming that the grand conclusion here, I think it's going to be pretty big. And I'm personally pretty excited for it. Last night, I declared in my home that I thought there was a chance I could get this in the second, potentially even the third round, just based on my fellow drafting pool here.
Starting point is 00:50:32 And Adam said, you're drafting with Ben. What are you talking about? So Adam called it. He called you taking stranger things. I knew that you would take it if I didn't take it. Absolutely. If it had to take it with the next pick, I would have taken it without question. I agree with what you said.
Starting point is 00:50:45 I think a lot of the narrative heading into season five feels really similar to me to the way people talked about it in season four. Like, it's been so long, will people care anymore? And then it was a behemoth. So I think the bankability of it coupled with the fact that it is finally at last the end. I do think it'll feel like an event and then like an emotional goodbye. Ben, did you take that in TV or? Sequel or where are you taking that? That's a really great question, Mallory.
Starting point is 00:51:10 It is one that you are required to answer based on the rules of the exercise. There's a lot of overlap between every other category and sequel. Vives are not at all rancet. Real good vibes. I suppose. These are great picks. This, okay, I'm going to, I'll take it in, I'll take it in, no, I'll take it in TV show. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:34 Okay. All right. your backup on the turn. And did anyone else have thoughts on stranger things before Ben makes his next pick? I haven't seen the show in like seven years, so I'm good. I'm less skeptical than I was of the previous season. And even though I did feel like the previous season was a mixed bag, the highs were high enough that I think we're going to have a great time with, you know, whoever your faves are,
Starting point is 00:51:57 be it Steve or Dustin or whoever it is. And even if you don't care about 11 anymore, which I kind of don't, then, you know, There's something here for you. I just can't wait to be back with my guy, Hopper. Everyone else is like, how are the kids? I'm like, I need to know how Hopper's doing. What is Hopper wearing this season? Great question.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Yeah, I'm still, we've never really matched the highlights of the Hawaiian shirt in season three. I know with the mustache. It just was iconic and essential. This is one of the only things in popular culture that has existed during the entirety of the ringers lifespan. It debuted in July of 2016. That's true. We got a lot of, in our rookie season, we got a great content out of Stranger Things season one. Barb. Barb. Barb. Barb was big.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Fuck, Barb. I do think, I think it's representative of our culture so much. Like, it is really the signature show of the last decade for better and for AIL. And I do mean for AIL in some ways. But I hope you guys enjoy the next season. I can't wait. Eight episodes, all of which sound like they're going to be two and after three hours. It's a lot of content.
Starting point is 00:53:02 The Duffers think they're Christoph Kislauski. It's fucking ridiculous. I think that my guess about when this is coming out based on the Squid game release and how they're straddling quarters
Starting point is 00:53:17 in order to juice numbers. Squid game is straddling Q2, Q3 for them. So I think this is going to be another, it's going to be an end of year Q4, Q5 straddle pick. Love it. Do we smuggle love a straddle?
Starting point is 00:53:32 Do we? love the way that Squid Game came out and sort of fucked with my holidays this year? And will we love it if Stranger Things does that? I don't know. That's true. I don't love the holiday release. Maybe if we get screeners. All right, Ben, you're up again on the turn here. All right. What are you going with? I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. I'm going to do something here that could be controversial, but after a thorough review of the draft rules and bylaws, I believe it should be completely permissible. We'll see if opinions vary.
Starting point is 00:54:04 I'm pissed. I was going to do this. In animation, I will be selecting Grand Theft Auto 6. I was going to do this at 8 if you hadn't done it. I feel great about the fact that I did it. I think it had to be done. My hope was that because you were so weird last year about insisting on not picking the thing that you have unmatched expertise in, that you would stand on the same weird corner this year and I would get to select.
Starting point is 00:54:29 the, not to make your case for you, but without question most anticipated release of the year. I think the thing we could push back on here is that the year is a big question mark. Like, is this coming out this year? It has been officially announced for this year, however. So I feel like I'm on safe ground. Now, will it be delayed? Quite possibly. But since they have said and they have reaffirmed that it is coming out, and as far as we know,
Starting point is 00:54:54 it is still coming out, I think I think I'm on solid ground here. I was anticipating pushback about the category. Yeah. But I think it's, I think it's fine. My question is, how is it related to Grand Theft Hamlet? Is it a direct sequel or? Oh, God. There is, yeah, there are people who have done Hamlet in Grand Theft Auto.
Starting point is 00:55:21 That's what that documentary is about. So you shouldn't. Wait a say. So every video game is eligible and animated. every video game. I have not tested that contestant in the past. You took games in sequel and Wildcard. I took games in SQL and Wildcard the first year.
Starting point is 00:55:35 And then last year I went to use down you. But this year... Sean, do you want to fight this? You can push back. You took Planet of the Apes and animated last year. What could be more animated? Is that a video game? Should the category just be video games?
Starting point is 00:55:50 Because there's a significantly larger number of video games eligible to be drafted than... If we want to experience. And next year. We could add a category. I don't think that would be something that Joanna and I chose to do in the house of our hype draft, but we could. Yeah. I literally don't know what I would choose in video game.
Starting point is 00:56:08 I was used your veto. This is going to be the biggest thing that comes out this year if it comes out this year. There's no question. Yeah. And even if it doesn't come out this year, there will be a full year of hype, which is my way of justifying. That's the silver lining if a thing is delayed, which I've had happened twice with Dune Part 2. It's a good trend for you. Mickey 17. I get a full year of hype out of that. The hype is undiminished.
Starting point is 00:56:33 I am going to, I don't like to let people see me quake, but I'm going to admit that I think people seeing this on Ben's graphic is powerful. I do. I'm glad I went with this because I thought given present company, I could maybe that this would fall. And then I thought, no, somebody's going to block me just despite me, if not anything else. All right. I feel good about this. I thought we were playing for vibes, not who win. Mallory. Remember that? I learned. Did I know when you have the first pick? It's the vibe of the most anticipated release in the history of games, or at least since what, Ben?
Starting point is 00:57:07 Wow. Halo 2? I mean, it's... I think it will outrevenue, whatever else you're picking. Not that that's the metric we're going hereby, but that's a data point in its favor. Yeah. God damn it. All right.
Starting point is 00:57:21 Grand Theft Auto 5 was released in 2013. Is that accurate? Yes. Yes. And it's been released. Several times since for every possible system and every possible incarnation. That's the one thing I think we have here is to push back on just like, this game's never coming out. There's no reason to believe it's coming out this year.
Starting point is 00:57:36 People said it was going to come out last year. They're saying it's going to come out this year. What does that really mean? That's the only thing we can do here if we want. No, as someone who is like really committed and stays committed to vibes only, if this brings happiness and joy to Ben's heart, then I think you should have it. That's great. Ben, are you sure you don't want to take Dune Awakening as your video? video game instead?
Starting point is 00:57:58 Looking forward to it. Those sandworms look really cool. That is probably the last video game that I will select today, but we will see. Okay. All right. Joe, it's back to you. I don't like this because... I've got great options here.
Starting point is 00:58:14 I know. I have so many good options and I kind of want to play something where you guys are going to make fun of me for picking it so early. No, do it. But I don't want a chance of losing it. Because this category is so thin. And it might possibly hurt Sean the way that he hurt me with Andor season two. So in case it does.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Five only. In animated. Oh. Don't you dare. Take it. This year's like a release, Wildwood. Oh, okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Good. Great. We're okay. I could have waited so many rounds to take this. I do have it on my list. Okay. I love a like a movie, like a stop. stop much animation. It's been a long time since the last Lika movie.
Starting point is 00:59:00 This is directed by Travis Knight, who directed Kubo for Lika and is also, you know, obviously, head of the company. And based on a great book by Colin Molloy that I quite love. And so when they announced this project, I was just like, for me, Lika? Thank you. Wildwood is a very classic Like my baby brother has been kidnapped And I have to go into the woods To find him sort of story And I
Starting point is 00:59:28 I prefer LICA movies To almost any other Kind of animated movies That is very much my thing I think the animated landscape is You know we do have a Pixar coming There are some of the things happening this year But I do think animated is
Starting point is 00:59:43 One of the thinner categories on offer here So even though I probably could have waited I wanted to make sure it was mine. So, Wildwood. I love that. I don't want to say what I thought you were going to take when you said it was to wound Sean, because now that's back in the mix.
Starting point is 00:59:59 I also had something else in mind. Yeah. Great quick. Wonderful. This movie is undated, right? No, it's got 2025 next to it. It doesn't have a release date. You don't think it's coming out this year?
Starting point is 01:00:14 Well, what studio is releasing this movie? I don't think it has distribution. You don't think you don't think it's going to be able to find distribution? It's not that. I think I'm a little bit confused because Travis Knight is, I believe, about to start directing Masters of the Universe
Starting point is 01:00:34 and I don't know if Wildwood is done. So it's a movie that's been in the ether for a couple of years now. It's a good pick. It's more just like, I genuinely don't know if it's going to come out this year. The reason I think it will By the way, Masters of the Universe, 2026, Hypedraff.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Yeah. I think it should, I think Joe should be allowed to pick it. I'm fine with giving her this one. Absolutely. It's all yours. I'm not presented to any competition to us, so we don't really give a shit. Quiet, please, Sean. Don't look at shit in the voting by selecting a film no one has heard of,
Starting point is 01:01:15 except for four people on this call. I think that was a beautiful pick Joanna Thanks Sean Following your hearts I appreciate your support always The public You know There's a sick part of me that wants to only take TV shows
Starting point is 01:01:35 In the other categories Don't do it Don't do it I'll be mad Yeah well that's why I want to do it Part of the appeal You know what I do it Because if you don't take the movie
Starting point is 01:01:46 Here's the thing, if you don't take the movie that you know you should take here because you want to spite me in the TV front, I get to take that movie and I honestly think that might be better for my polling. I don't even know what movie you're referring to. Great, let's find out.
Starting point is 01:02:00 Take the show you want to take. I'm fine. Vives only, genuinely. I don't even know. Are you referring to the Fantastic Four? Nope, maybe. Could be. I'm hyped for Fantastic Four.
Starting point is 01:02:15 I might even just be forgetting that there's a film in the world right now. Just to have a laugh, I'm taking a night of the seven kingdoms. You're honestly like a cruel person, but I love you. I love you. This is hysterical that you're taking two TV shows. You love movies. You hate TV.
Starting point is 01:02:31 What if there's a third? What if there's a third on my docket? That's great. I love that. Just spike picks all the way down. Starting with a soka in a previous draft. I have 40 movies on my movie list. Like I could, I could do, I could pick movies all day long.
Starting point is 01:02:43 You're not worried about movies later. I think that's great. Okay. So you're doing that in the Seven Kingdoms as your sequel. Positional scarcity. It's important. Yes, which is technically a prequel. Well,
Starting point is 01:02:51 and I don't really know anything else about it. And yet you're taking it. I'll tell you what. I will watch everything Game of Thrones related. And that's not something I can say is true of other franchises at the moment. You know, Star Wars, I have fallen off. Marvel, I have fallen off. To this moment, I've watched every Game of Thrones related minute.
Starting point is 01:03:14 Two for two. Content produced. Yeah. So I will continue the trend with this series, which I guess is, this is like a Dunkin Egg thing, right? Yes, this is correct. This is,
Starting point is 01:03:25 fuck. God damn it. This is a Dunkin Egg thing, right? Wow. I actually just felt, I've tried really, you know how many people train to control their heartbeat
Starting point is 01:03:36 and their body temperature and stuff like that? I might need to do that because I was doing okay until you said that and then that hurt. Mallory. The fact that you think your eyes haven't been.
Starting point is 01:03:46 gleaming with like competitive deal this entire time. But Sean, not knowing what this is and tailing it just so wound us. You know what, though? I think this is a fantastic pick. And I genuinely, I genuinely, I am enraged, but also happy for you and proud of you. And here's the thing. At the end of the day, people being excited for a new throne show is just from great news. For me, great news for Joe, great news for House of Arnors.
Starting point is 01:04:12 Here's the great news for Talk to Thrones. These novellas are wonderful. I think this is going to be even better than House of the Dragon. I genuinely do just in terms of like the quality of story that is being adapted here. This is a perfect story to adapt because the novellas are like there's enough meat on the bone that they don't have to like get as inventive as House of the Dragon has had to get in order to sort of draw out the story. But it's not as weighty as a Song of Ice and Fire. I love a novella adaptation. I think it's like the perfect medium to adapt.
Starting point is 01:04:44 And so these stories, which are so appealing, full of wonderful characters and, like, not, like, CGI much. Not that actually I think the dragons are wonderful in House of the Dragon, but, like, you know, it's like, this is a lot of, like, on the ground character stuff. And Dragon Dreams. Dragon Dreams. Very exciting for us. I think it's going to be, I don't know that it's going to be as popular as the other throne shows, but I think it's going to be better. And I'm really excited for it. I cannot wait for the wider viewing public to meet Baylor-Berkespeare, one of my favorite characters in the entire canon.
Starting point is 01:05:18 I'm thrilled. Great pick, Sean. The Laughing Storm. Can't wait for there to be some secret prophecy in Night of the Seven Kingdoms that changes everything we know about Game of Thrones. This time it doesn't have that. Yeah. If it's a lighter watch, that would be great. And often I have misgivings about six episode seasons, just because I feel like it's often this awkward in-between lands where it's
Starting point is 01:05:42 just it should have been a movie or it should have been at least eight episodes. But this is an exception because, as Joe said, novellas. So six episodes feels novella length. The source material definitely supports this. Also, I was not familiar with Peter Claffey, who has been cast as our beloved Dunk the Lunk thick as a castle wall. But he was in the second season of Bad Sisters. This was my first, like, experience watching him. He's fantastic. Oh, good. I mean, absolutely fantastic. I mean, he looks perfect, but like, I'm glad to know he can act. Extremely charming and, like, kind of dofy. the way that Dunk needs to be. So my hype was already super high and that put it higher.
Starting point is 01:06:19 Okay. Sean took two shows. Here we are. That's a thing that Sean did. You know what, though? Fuck it. I'm thrilled. I have great.
Starting point is 01:06:33 This is a loaded, loaded year, guys. A lot of good stuff here. No bad picks. I think that's true. I wonder when we'll feel like we're making bad picks. Maybe not until like round five, honestly. And maybe not even then. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:43 I know what I'm doing, certainly with my first pick on the turn here. In sequel. Sean, do you have the key in your hand? Because I will be taking Mission Impossible to Final Reckoning. I thought for sure you would take this. I thought you would take this in the first round. You know, I got it in two other episodes of two other pods. That's fair.
Starting point is 01:07:08 I'm on the board. Spacing it out. I don't mind it. This is not a ring or verse thing to me, in my opinion. And we can debate it here if you'd like, but I just don't think that it is. This is my tradition in the second round. And I think this one is a much easier case to make, frankly, than Gladiator was last year. It's not just the action movie genre that we're considering.
Starting point is 01:07:29 Ethan is a superhero. This is how we've always treated these movies. John Wick has been selected. This is the John Wick rationale. You can take the fast and the furious movies. That's always been the case. So I think this is very much at home in that respect. And now that we have the entity and the story.
Starting point is 01:07:43 and this has become an AI story, it's also dystopian sci-fi. So I think I'm covered here. I might push back on the superhero side, but the AI antagonist does feel correct. That is very much real life, unfortunately, at this point. There's nothing sci-fi about that aspect of this story. Is this one we're talking about the brutalist, Sean? This movie costs $400 million. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:08 I would object, but it has been covered on Midnight Boys and Mint Edition. So by definition, I suppose it is ring of verse property. Exactly. It's an easier to sell the Gladiator one then we had to pitch and stone our future coverage plans to support it. It is not actually announced to be the final reckoning, correct? It could be the final reckoning for this cast, perhaps, because that would have some bearing on my level of hype for this project. So I think that it feels like it's going to be the final one for now, right? And just like with like, isn't like indie.
Starting point is 01:08:42 the comp that they've cited, like, who knows? No franchise is final. Maybe you'll come back one day. But there at least feels like a note of finality in this particular moment in time with this era of the franchise. And so, you know, the other thing about Mission Impossible is like, I did not adore, I was extremely excited for, but I did not adore Dead Reckoning Part 1. But that doesn't genuinely in any way dampen or diminish my enthusiasm for the final
Starting point is 01:09:10 reckoning because one of the things I actually love most about the Mission of Possible franchise is that if there is ever a small setback, it is, it has no bearing on the quality of the next movie. Like, you're always going to have that just zeitgeist animating true, true, true blockbuster that like feels like it stands the test of time. It's always one of my favorite rewatches to do ahead of a new release. My wives, Haley Atwell and Vanessa Kirby, continue to crush it. So that's obviously thrilling.
Starting point is 01:09:42 I, you know, I'm always alarmed. Not so much your wife, Rebecca Ferguson, though. Wow. Very sad. Very sad. Always alarmed and concerned when we hear about the things Tom Cruise is doing on the stunt front to bring us these films. But, you know, here we are fortunate enough to be able to receive them. And so, yes, I am thrilled to select Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning as my sequel.
Starting point is 01:10:03 I had this number three overall on my draft board and I got to take it at eight. So I'm pretty hyped. What do you guys think? It's a good pick. The submarine is back, which is I'm always in, it was actually delayed due to a submarine malfunction, which in my mind is a plus because any involvement of a submarine, I'm very much in the Chris Ryan camp of if there's a submarine I will be watching. Also, director Christopher McQuarrie just this week, I believe, said that at a test screening for this film, an audience member almost had a heart attack, which seems like what we want with an early round picture. I mean, it's a shame for that person, but I think it does indicate what awaits for us. in terms of the memorable nature of the viewing experience. Unreported in that story was that the man was 117 years old. So just unusual that they got him out to that test screening, but unfortunate for him.
Starting point is 01:10:53 Yeah, I guess I just never thought I would have taken this movie in this space. But I understand and accept your rationale. It just wasn't on my board, even though I may be the noisiest and most annoying Mission Impossible fan on God's Earth. So if that had been clearer to you, based on how the last two drafts had gone and the fact that it's been covered on these feeds before. Would you have taken it in the first round? Would you have taken it? It was not a rule-bound choice.
Starting point is 01:11:18 It was a philosophical choice. Like Ethan, I live by a code. Yeah. That code is about honor and about following through on my mission. Honor. That's why you take a night of the seven kingdoms, even though you said you knew nothing about it. I am honoring this. Myz and rides, Valer.
Starting point is 01:11:33 Bides are off. Not for me. Not for me. Okay. So I have taken two movies, which I have to say is a bit of a twist. I usually go a little bit more TV heavy in my hype drafts. But tough to pass on my top two movies in the first two rounds. Now I will be taking, you know, I am tempted to go movie again. I have to be honest, because there are a couple great ones here still and I could take them in wildcard. But I am going to take a television show that I am genuinely. genuinely elated to get to watch and cover. And it's still here. I wasn't sure that it would make it to me at all on the turn. And it's here at the beginning of round three. The devil's work is never done.
Starting point is 01:12:21 And neither is the drafter. I am truly overjoyed to be able to select Daredevilborn again. Though I do want to apologize to Joanna because I assume you would have taken this. So you have another thing I know you're incredibly excited about that you get to pick here. So I'm happy for you about that. March 4th, Disney Plus, nine episodes, not 18. thankfully. Nice little reset on the Daredevil Born Again front. Obviously not only, you know, the title not only referencing the iconic comic arc, but also our beloved Netflix series, Born Again for years on Ringer podcast. Years. When any sort of prompt before the Netflix canon actually started making its way into the MCU, like if you could bring any character, any performer over from the Netflix Marvel era into the MCU, what would you, who would you pick? What would you do? Always picked Charlie Cox's Matt Murdoch and Vincent DiNoffrio's kingpin. Always. And now here we are. Fisk is running for mayor. That moment in the trailer where they sat down at the table together and we got the like, it's not entirely unpleasant seeing you again moment. I got to tell you guys, the trailer was so good. My hype was already high, but the trailer that just came out was so good that it pushed Daredevil up on my rewatch schedule. Like I have, I started rewatching season one already. I have to rewatch white lotus. I have to rewatch yellow jackets. I have to rewatch all the Captain America.
Starting point is 01:13:37 movies. Like, those things come out in a couple weeks. I have more time for Daredevil. Don't say that. Well, that just upset me. I know. I'm sorry. A few weeks. But I just loved the Netflix era of this show. The Charlie Cox Daredevil experience is one of my favorite things. Bernthal's back. We're back with Frank Castle's Punisher. Anytime Berenthal's doing something on people's television screens, it's a moment for Chris Ryan and the Ringer to celebrate Joe's Guy, Wilson Bethel is here. I mean, a good time will be had by all. I'm just really looking forward to this television show.
Starting point is 01:14:13 And the trailer, really, I think, assuaged one of my worries, which was like, will it be tonally dark enough and violent enough? And then guys' arm got snapped in half in the trailer. And thus, I will be taking Daredevil Born Again as my television show. I'm personally devastated, and I think you know that about me. I'm sorry, Pallie, do you feel bad. It's my, it's just my... It's a thing we get to share.
Starting point is 01:14:35 my own choice for picking Wildwood in round two. But I'm thrilled and excited for this. Mal and I have been talking about the fact that like anytime Matt Murdoch has shown up in an MCU property, it has just been pulse pounding excitement from us.
Starting point is 01:14:56 That She-Hulk walk of shame. Oh my God. The bright spot in the in the sea that was echo, like all of that. It's just like it's he doesn't miss. He doesn't miss it all. And so, and I loved,
Starting point is 01:15:09 you know, not everyone loved Daredevil Season 3. I love Daredevil Season 3. I'm really thrilled. I'm thrilled about this like hyperversal because I was so worried about this show. It was so embattled. You know, the long episode run,
Starting point is 01:15:25 all of that sort of stuff made us quite concerned. And it really feels like in that sort of retrench year that Marvel took, that this is one of the things they really focused on wanting to get right. And I just feel really optimistic that they will. Marvel has a huge challenge in front of them this year in terms of riding the ship, and this is going to be a really big part of it. So, yeah. I mean, we loved Agatha.
Starting point is 01:15:53 You know, Deadpole and Wolverine made a metric shit ton of money. But, like, you know, we want the critically acclaimed and the popular to join. join hands again. And that's what I hope Derdouble will do. Yeah. As the other former Hell's Kitchen resident on this call, I endorse this decision. I was thinking about you, Ben, because Ben and I used to live in an apartment buildings across the street from each other in Hell's Kitchen before we knew each other and worked together, but literally directly across the street from each other. And that block of Hell's Kitchen was prominently featured in the Netflix Marbleverse. So I always think of Ben. We moved, of course, because it's such a lawless, seedy area where
Starting point is 01:16:34 crime is rampant and superheroes have to save us. So to this day, still an accurate representation of that neighborhood. Who's the Wilson Fiske and who's the Matt Murdoch in that showdown in those two buildings? I just like to appreciate you asking it that way and not asking which of us was foggy and which was Karen, you know? I mean, boy, to get to be kingpin and daredevil. What a thrill. Got to say, Deborah Ann Wall, wow, very high on my list personally. I mean, that's a fastball down the middle for you.
Starting point is 01:16:59 Loves the redhead. Just one of the most important living humans. I'm so excited she's going to be back on TV. Yeah, so I'll watch that show for that reason. Okay, I have a pick, right? Yeah, you do. They can't keep me away from movies, can they? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:17:23 Be yourself, Sean. Can they keep me away from movies? Are you going to take another TV show? If I did, it would just be an honorarium to a loved one, but I'm not going to do that honestly because fuck them. Hmm, what should I do? I really don't know what to do. There's certainly, there's movies that I am excited about more than this movie,
Starting point is 01:17:46 but I see this movie as hugely important. And so I do really, really want to see it. And I do really want to see this movie done right. The movie is the fantastic four first steps. Yes. Yeah, that was going to be my pick. It was time for this to come off the board. Great pick.
Starting point is 01:18:03 Yeah. So this is a, story that we've already seen three times attempted in the last 25 years. It has not worked. It's going to be directed by Matt Shackman, who is one of the most accomplished TV directors alive but has never made a feature film.
Starting point is 01:18:20 It does have an insanely cool cast, and I'm very hopeful almost entirely because of that. It is a period piece, which I think is a good choice, but it feels like it's going to be pretty critical to setting up, you know, as much as there's two other Marvel movies
Starting point is 01:18:36 that are coming before this this year, this movie feels pretty big. And like, if I'm being honest, I would just love to get back into Marvel. I would love to care again. When I cared, I was so happy. I loved those movies from, you know, roughly 2013 through 2019.
Starting point is 01:18:51 And even the lesser movies didn't make me feel bad. And I felt bad a lot, watching a lot of Marvel stuff in the last few years. So this is one that I have a lot of hope for and I'm excited about. and it has a chance to be a movie movie too, as opposed to something that just feels stitched together and secondary characters and not really pushing the story forward.
Starting point is 01:19:14 Like something consequential has to happen in this film and the introduction of these characters that the MCU feels like a big deal. So I'll take that one in movie. What do you guys think? That's a great pick. For all the reasons you mentioned, like we want this to be great. we want to all care about Marvel movies,
Starting point is 01:19:34 not just like between us, but we want, I want that same feeling we had, and I've talked about this a couple times when we all got out of Dune 2 together in the lobby and like Sean Amanda liked it and we all liked it. Like everyone likes it and everyone's having a great time.
Starting point is 01:19:47 That's what I want to feel. Not the way I felt when I walked out of Venom 3 and I was standing in the lobby with you guys. It's not the feeling I want. We had fun of the movies. Had a great time. So I think that like, I think for something like
Starting point is 01:20:00 Fantastic Four and Matt Shackman, who did such a great job with Wanda Vision, that idea of like something stylish, you know, is something that I'm really excited for, this idea of like an era and a genre outside of just superhero, which is something that Marvel has done well in the past and can do well again in the future, but has sort of lost the thread on from tied to time in the last few years. So, yeah, I'm really excited and hopeful. hopeful, not sure, but hopeful for this movie. I badly want this movie to be not just good, but great. Great.
Starting point is 01:20:39 Like, what a wonderful shared experience. That would be. What a wonderful feeling that would be. The cast is incredible. I mean, it's incredible. How many years did we all spend, like, fancasting the inevitable new Fantastic Four? And, like, they somehow beat anything you ever saw on anybody's pod or Twitter. Like, this is just dynamite.
Starting point is 01:20:59 I think also it's reasonable on the hype front it's reasonable to assume that Downey's Doom will debut in the Stinger right so like that's obviously something that's going to generate just an incredible amount of conversation and discussion if that conversation yes yeah measured sensible conversation
Starting point is 01:21:20 absolutely I think this is also like a somewhat unusual style of storytelling that the MCU has never totally pulled off or attempted, maybe is more accurate, that obviously you've got four super cool actors in the key parts, right?
Starting point is 01:21:38 Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Joseph Quinn, and Evan Moss backrack. Very clever casting across the board. Seems like very zeitgeisty, very smart. But then it's a Galactus story. Ralph Inneson has been cast as Galactus. It seems like Julia Garner is playing Silver Surfer. Is that right?
Starting point is 01:21:55 Yes. Which is pretty cool and ballsy. Awesome. And then Paul Walter Houser and John Malikovic and Tasha Leonor in this movie. That's just a better supporting cast than is in most Marvel movies. And so I hope that indicates that there's something for those folks to do. Is Paul Walter Houser going to be Moleman? I hope so.
Starting point is 01:22:15 That would be sick. So I don't know. I'm reasonably excited for this in a way I have not been for a Marvel movie in a very long time. It's just also really fun that Superman and Fantastic Four come out two weeks apart. It just feels like the entire nerdverse hinges on July. Yeah, you guys are back. You're still back. I hope.
Starting point is 01:22:34 I hope. We're back or we need to find some other stuff to podcast about after July. We'll check in then. It's a great pick. We've maybe already equaled the number of superhero properties we drafted last year because I remember counting them. Last year was a thin slate. It was. We had Deadpool and Wolverine, of course, and X-Men 97 was redrafted.
Starting point is 01:22:55 And then the boys, if you count that, was on the board. board, and I guess Penguin, technically, but not really, right? But that was about it. So we've already got three and maybe more to come. I think there are 10 Marvel releases this year, counting video games last time I checked, and I think we took the right top two. I think there's another strong contender, and I suspect it's about to go. Here it comes. When I was at D23 a few years ago with Van and Charles, and they announced a property and they announced who would be in it. I was clutching
Starting point is 01:23:32 our beloved Midnight Boys and I kept clutching them tighter as the cast was revealed. We are here today to talk to you about Thunderbolt's asterisk starring not just like genuinely the most
Starting point is 01:23:48 potent shot of adrenaline to the MCU in the post end game era, which is Florence Pugh as Yelina Belova. Just pure joy, pure crystalline joy. But Golden Globe winner Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes, my hard fave. My fave. And then we've got David Harbour, who I quite loved in the Black Widow movie.
Starting point is 01:24:15 Wyatt Russell with a chance to turn us around on John Walker, U.S. agent, so we shall see. I love Wyatt Russell and other things. I do not think that was the strongest debut for U.S. agent, but he has really interesting comic book storylines, and so I'm hopeful that they sort of turned that around. I do not think that Olga Curilenko as Taskmaster is going to be in much of this movie, is my just based off trailer vibes alone.
Starting point is 01:24:49 And Lewis Pullman, who is just crushing it in everything that he has done before Top Gun Maverick but certainly since as Bob slash maybe someone else will see I am so excited
Starting point is 01:25:07 for this movie unreasonably excited for this movie disproportionately excited for this movie this is a hype situation I don't have all the facts that this is going to be a great movie
Starting point is 01:25:17 I have only my fond fond belief you have what's in here I have my heart and my heart is doing what it can do for me. Jake Shreier, who made Robot and Frank,
Starting point is 01:25:31 a movie that I really, really liked, and Paper Towns, a movie that I kind of liked is here. And I am hopeful that based on the, like,
Starting point is 01:25:42 the enjoyable premise alone, which is, of course, like Suicide Squad-esque, and the charisma of Sebastian Stan and Florence Pugh, this is just going to be a fun, fun time at the movies. I don't think it's going to be as artistically tight
Starting point is 01:26:04 as I hope Fantastic Four is. I don't think it's going to feed our nostalgia engine the way that Daredevil does, but it is unbelievably the one I'm most excited for, and I just have to be myself. So here I am. There's a reason that you were introduced today with the reference to the asterisk in the title of this movie.
Starting point is 01:26:26 I know that this is the thing you're... I honestly, like, once Last of Us was there for you at three, I knew you were going to take it, but I did consider that you would take this in the first round, because I just know how much you're looking forward is. I think that's wonderful. It looks great. Also, eat shit Valentina is a line in the trailer for this movie, and we're lucky to be alive to hear Florence Pugh as Yelena below us say,
Starting point is 01:26:45 eat shit Valentina in a Marvel trailer. That's great. This is my squeakwill. This is, I'm picking it in this, the, sequel category. And this is what this is what you were asking about earlier, presumably, yes. Sean, what's your, what's your Mr. Movie Man take on Thunderbolts? Mr. Movie Man?
Starting point is 01:27:03 Yeah. I don't like it. Well, the Nalurby snuggle it up in the... You know, Florence Pugh, my favorite fire hydrant of charisma. I'm very excited to see her again. And Jake Shrier, who also made beef, which was the series that I liked quite a bit. And frankly, I've shared beers with Jake Shrier. So I wish him very well.
Starting point is 01:27:28 It's been a long time since I had those beers. But I hope he has great success. I don't really know a lot about Thunderbolts. This is a little bit outside of my comic book reading interest. Obviously, I've been following all the characters that have been slowly introduced across the series and films that are coming together in his story. But I don't come to the story with much expectation. So if it's that fun time with the movies that Joe is describing, I'll be stoked.
Starting point is 01:27:55 Wonderful. This is tough for me. I've got two picks and I do not know what to do with them. So you have taken your television show and you're animated. Correct. Hmm. Okay. And your next pick after these two will be the last pick of the draft.
Starting point is 01:28:12 Okay. Which direction am I going to go? A lot of Marvel IP still out there. And I think I'm probably going to bypass it for now. Does no one want to spend Valentine's Day with Harrison Ford? to what's happening. That's all you, baby. Are you going to get Harrison in Thunderbolts?
Starting point is 01:28:29 I guess that's a question. All right. I'm going to take something that I think would have been an early pick if we had drafted a week ago, if not for a natural disaster. And I'm still hyped for it. So I'm going to take Severance. I'm taking Severance season two, which is my favorite show on TV right now. One of my favorites of the past few years.
Starting point is 01:28:54 there's a lot of good stuff coming in the next few months, but at least for the next month or so, severance kind of has the culture to itself, to some extent, and it has a 10-episode season. So most of the hype has not been exhausted here. And if anything, as Mal said earlier, the hype was justified by a premiere that was up to our usual severance standards, felt like this was the show that we knew and loved and missed. did I forget some of the events of Severance Season 1. Perhaps, perhaps I did, but I did my prep. I did my homework.
Starting point is 01:29:30 And it felt great to be back in Lumen. And once I did a little rewatching, I felt a little less separated from the severed self that watched season 1 in 2022 or whatever it was. I have melded my two psyches. And I'm really excited. So Apple TV Plus, which is, of course, the best of all streaming services, Not everyone has caught onto that fact yet. That limits the reach slightly, but I don't care. Quality-wise, severance is good.
Starting point is 01:30:02 And you know another thing that is great here is that we were talking about how sequels and adaptations and reboots and prequels, nothing but that on our boards, right? Severance is the exception. It's an original story. It's not based on anything. I can't read anything and know what is happening next. And that is a rare precious gift in the culture these things. days and it should be celebrated by drafting severance in this round. Does that mean you're taking it as wild card instead of sequel after that?
Starting point is 01:30:31 It's a season two, Ben, settle down. Much like Andor, season two. Yeah, I will be taking, let's see, I took Stranger Things as a TV show, right? So I will be taking it, I suppose, as a sequel. Yeah, I'll take it as a sequel. He says immediately after praising its originality. Are you going to celebrate it with... It's a sequel to itself.
Starting point is 01:30:55 Are you to celebrate it with an egg bar, a melon bar, or a waffle party, or pineapple bobbing? What's your party? I think I'm going to go bobbing or I'm going to check out some of those new dispensing machines, some of those new snacks that we have as perks at Lumen these days. Looking forward to sampling those. Beans? Yeah. Great.
Starting point is 01:31:18 Yeah. Look, I know you're all hyped for severance. You're all with me, or at least two of you. It's a great show. Great program. Sean did not think it should be eligible to be selected, so he's not going to support you here. But it's a wonderful program. You know, whatever you guys want to do, you're making shit up as you go along.
Starting point is 01:31:36 All right. So I have a movie remaining, and I have a wild card. Yeah. Wow. You still have the option of spending Valentine's Day with Harrison Ford. I know, but I don't think I can. I don't think I can go that route. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:31:54 For the popular appeal, it's certainly tempting. There are just movies that I am personally more excited for, and I just have to be true to myself. I think I have to be sincere and authentic here, and hopefully the voters will reward that. So I am going to select with my movie. This is a fraught category. And of course, William Goldman famously said nobody knows anything, but he never met me. And so I am going to go with 28 years later as my movie selection. Reuniting the team of Boyle and Garland.
Starting point is 01:32:34 I know you're celebrating a Garland joint on an upcoming house of our episode with X Machina. These two made one of my favorite movies of all time, Sunshine, which was not great for their working relationship, seemingly. but was great for my viewing relationship, despite some quibbles with some story choices made in that film. And they're returning to this franchise that they began with 28 days later very well. And they must think they have a good story to tell, to want to come back to this thing. And so I'm excited to see what they have in store.
Starting point is 01:33:10 The thing that I'm most excited about with 28 years later is I think it has something to do with the fact that you can finally watch 28 days later on streaming, which wasn't true for several years. And even though I owned it on DVD, it made me absolutely bonkers because I think it is the best zombie movie that exists. And I couldn't recommend it to people. And that was really frustrating to me personally. I'm really excited for this. And I'm really glad you picked it. You know, there's obviously been other installments in this franchise, but this feels like the real spiritual successor.
Starting point is 01:33:47 to the original. And the fact that Ray Fines is going to be in this film as a classic Alex Garland creep is my understanding. A classic, is humanity a bad idea, question mark character, thrills me to my course. So I'm really excited for this movie. Obviously a sick trailer start to finish, but seeing Ray Fines with a shaved head walk through a garden of bones, just a
Starting point is 01:34:17 Yeah. A treat for all ages. A treat for all ages, honestly. That would have incredible. Rift Rief. Yeah. We love him. I mean, I love all versions of Rief finds.
Starting point is 01:34:28 It was a great pick. Thank you. I'm fired up about this movie. Yeah. This movie has to be good. If it's not good, I'm probably going to spin out a little bit. So.
Starting point is 01:34:35 Exist till 26. Godspeed, Ben. Yeah. You will be infected with the rage virus. I was hoping to get to take this, but I thought it was impossible that it would make it past Sean.
Starting point is 01:34:44 So are you, are you big 28 days later fan, Mallory Rubin? Yeah. The rage zombies don't scare you? No, I love zombie fair. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:54 Even when they're fast zombies? Okay. I prefer certainly for thinking about my own survival for them to be slow. A slow zombie? Okay. But in terms of what I'm watching on the screen, I actually find it sort of annoying when they're slow because I'm like just walk faster and then don't get a get killed. I maintain that of the many things that did in the Walking Dead. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:12 Which I continue to watch every incarnation of for some. incomprehensible reason. It's that the zombies were too slow. After Frank Darabont got removed from the series, they slowed down the zombies, which were sort of smart in season one. And that forced them into making all sorts of ridiculous storytelling choices in order to make the zombies a threat. It basically forced them to dumb down all the characters. That will not be a consideration with 28 years later. Great pick. Joe? Here we are. It's round four. I cannot, I'm going to pull a Mallory room and I can't believe this is still on the board for me. I can't believe I still have the opportunity to draft this.
Starting point is 01:35:53 It's been on a hype draft before, and perhaps the reason it has not been selected earlier is because of the long delay and the rumors of perhaps behind the scenes drama. But Mickey 17 has to be my movie pick here at number four. I refused to have my hype diminished by the delay. In fact, let's just say the delay only made it better. Anytime our guy, Robert Pattinson, makes a capital C choice, I've had a great time at the cinema. And he is making, it seems like 17 choices in this film.
Starting point is 01:36:36 And I am thrilled and excited for it. and in terms of originality of presentation, if not concept, is something I'm really, really looking forward to in Mickey 17. Yeah. It is my first. It's only six weeks. In the Mickey franchise. I can't believe it's gotten this far.
Starting point is 01:37:00 Yeah, I'm excited to, I drafted this last year, of course, jumped the gun slightly. And yeah, it's kind of concerning that it was delayed the way it was. But Bong has final cut, which reassures me. So it seems like maybe the delay was due to this perhaps not being the most accessible film. Perhaps the studio having some reservations about that. But that maybe makes it even more appealing to me personally. I just want to see him let his freak flag fly. We don't get the Batman for a couple of years.
Starting point is 01:37:29 We get clone our pets. It's not a bad stopgap. It's a really interesting release date. This is out in six weeks. It does feel like we've been waiting 10 years for it. But it's out very soon. And on the one hand, I would say the trailer left some people wanting.
Starting point is 01:37:49 I obviously love Bong Joon Ho. This version of Bong is not my favorite, the Okja brand of storytelling. Feels very Oakja. Yeah. It doesn't mean I'm not going to like it. I probably will like it. And I love Patenson as well.
Starting point is 01:38:05 It's got this weekend all to itself. This is the first weekend after the Academy Awards, and there are no other wide releases of note up going up against it, which is really interesting because it's not usually a big box office weekend historically. I think movies almost never crossed like $20 million on this opening weekend.
Starting point is 01:38:23 But I don't know if the power of Patinson and it having all this space to itself means it could be a bigger deal culturally than I'm thinking it will be. I'm very curious to see it. I can't wait to see it. It just feels like we've been waiting so long. I do think it's going to be more of an Okshah
Starting point is 01:38:37 level hit and with perhaps some snow piercer legs to it possibly. But I feel like I can only make this draft personally appealing to myself. And thus far, I'm thrilled by everything that I have here. But I don't know. I don't think I would pick this thinking of it being a massive blockbuster because I don't think it's going to be. But I think it's going to be something that lingers. January dumpuary release, right?
Starting point is 01:39:08 So maybe it's, that was a worrisome sign. So slightly less worrisome. But the trailer was tonally tough to pin down, perhaps is the way I would say it. I don't know whether the movie will be. And I don't know whether that's a bad thing necessarily. But yeah, this could go in any direction. I'd love to see it cut with a different song. Just using Aint That a Kick in the Head gave the movie a really antic feel that I'm sure it will have.
Starting point is 01:39:32 But it made it seem almost like. a pure comedy. And I'm curious if that's what it's going to turn out to be or something, just slightly more satirical dystopian. Anyway, we'll see. How do you think what kind of musical genre would have paired better with that particular bit of accent work from Arpats? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:53 Like some sort of ballad. Do you not love a big R-Pass choice? I do. Love. I can't wait for this. I do. It's a slippery slope, you know? It's a slippery slope.
Starting point is 01:40:07 And if you want to live inside... We're going to be with not just that character, but that character is 17 times. So you really got to like that choice. But we'll see. Okay, I have a choice, right? Yeah. I've chosen TV show, movie, and sequel.
Starting point is 01:40:23 So I need animated and wildcard. In animated, I'm taking Avatar Fire and Ash. This is the third Avatar film. It fits under the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes rules. In fact, probably fits even better than the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes does. and big Jim don't miss. We know that. We have come to accept that.
Starting point is 01:40:41 James Cameron, former guest of the big picture, thanks in part to Joanna Robinson, who helped broker that deal. And he was, Radiant as always, wearing what looked to be a BMX training outfit and had incredible insights
Starting point is 01:40:59 into the making of the Terminator. And one of the things about me that you guys should know is that I like Avatar and I always have and I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I think I'm a normal man and I feel good about it. In this third Avatar film, I think could be insane
Starting point is 01:41:17 based on the very small bit of information I've heard about it, but I look forward to it nonetheless. I think it will be interesting if this movie doesn't hit. We've been saying, will this James Cameron movie not hit for the last 40 years and they keep hitting? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:32 This one feels like it has the likeliest chance, to not make $2 billion. But it's got that prime December release date. Yeah. We've never known an avatar film to miss a release date. I mean, well, this one shot simultaneously, right? So, like, we're not going to have to wait a decade and a half. There's confidence that it'll be ready.
Starting point is 01:41:52 And the first two or two of the three highest grossing movies ever made. And this one features a significantly larger contribution from Kate Winslet than in the last film. She's apparently a primary character in this movie, which is interesting to me. That's a plus. The thing I love about Sean Fantasy is that we so often align in our tastes in general, this is where our paths diverge. And as most people know, I loathe the Avatar franchise. But I'm glad that this works for you. Yeah. I don't doubt that this will make multiple billions of dollars. It will. Once again, not in 2025, to be clear, but all time.
Starting point is 01:42:36 December 19th does not allow a lot of leeway. Not a big buffer there. But I'm semi-confident that this movie will actually come out this year. But this does rekindle the age-old debate of whether anyone is actually hyped for Avatar, despite the fact that many of them will see it. Do people care enough to get excited? Clearly, Sean Fentanyce does. You know, I hadn't even considered that it would be moved because it was shot simultaneously.
Starting point is 01:43:03 And I always assumed, and I'm looking at the Disney slate for the end of the year. You got Zootopia 2 on Thanksgiving weekend, right? I guess I could still be drafted. I'm sorry to spoil titles. And another title as well. Yeah. I don't want to take that away from you. Another one, too, that could fit into that category is coming in October.
Starting point is 01:43:20 So it's possible that Disney feels like its slate is full, but I don't think so. Shot is kind of a nebulous term when it comes to this franchise. So post-production is production, more or less. Story character. You know what? They're all mebulous terms that we're talking about the amateur. What do you mean? These are mythic tales.
Starting point is 01:43:39 Yes. Using frameworks that we've been following for centuries. It has not only a month but a day. So if it moves and moves, but for now, there it is. I like that the Navi are kind of dicks this time around, I'm given to understand. That's the wrinkle here. This is the fire Navi. This is the portion of the world that we haven't seen to this point.
Starting point is 01:44:01 It's all right there in the title. Yes, you're right. It is pretty descriptive. Okay. So Sean waited on his movies, but then wound up getting Fantastic Four and Avatar. Blockbusters. Not done yet. True blockbusters. No, you're not. You have your wild card. You can do whatever the fuck you want in the final round. Great place to be. I'll be going with my wild card pick now in round four. So there's no real difference because my picks are back to back here. There's actually a lot of stuff here that I'm tempted by because there's a lot of really good stuff here still.
Starting point is 01:44:36 But I had this really high on my overall rating, and it is still here. And so I will be selecting as my wild card, Squid Game season three. And I will be doing so with enthusiasm and joy. Season two was hugely popular still, the third most watched season of television in the history of Netflix. And the fact that it was not the like, oh, my God, everybody is talking about one thing the way season one was is like that was a historic phenomenon possible to match. And also this came out as Joanna previously referenced over the holidays.
Starting point is 01:45:14 And it's harder to talk about stuff on the internet over the holidays. So not an ideal slot. This will be coming out sounds like earlier in the year. So that would be nice. And the fact that season three is definitively the final season, I think again, does really amper. the hype because if anybody waited for season two or is going to be catching up on that on delay, I think season three will have a level of not only quality and a compelling story and that like fever pitch of anxiety and tension that only a squid game season can bring as you're
Starting point is 01:45:47 sitting down and binging X number of hours in a row, it will have a level of urgency around it. I think people will be eager to and interested in and compelled to watch it in real time. the weekend that it drops so that they could talk about the conclusion of the story together with their pals. And that's always something to look forward to. So Squid Game, season three is my wild card. Thoughts feelings. I support you in this. I think it is your first sort of weak pick. No. Squid game? Yeah. I feel like people did not really enjoy season two. They watched it, but I don't feel like people really loved it. I had a great time. Okay. I enjoyed it. I wasn't hyped, but I enjoyed it.
Starting point is 01:46:30 I haven't seen it. It's nice also that it's not going to be a three-year gap. Yeah, exactly. You can build a momentum. The gap between seasons one and two was so long. Also, like, when I'm looking at the board here and what's left, this feels like it could be like a thing and a big thing. And a lot of the other stuff that I would consider picking here is like a show I like.
Starting point is 01:46:53 That's my vibe. A thing I enjoy. But this is a show I like and a thing I enjoy. also something that I think could be a zeitgeist animator, and that's always fun. That brings me to my final pick of the draft, which is my animated pick, thwarted in my dream of taking GTA6 late in the game in animated. I'm going to attempt to draft something here, and we're going to see if you guys allow it. because it is the Nuzzler role. The Fenrock mocap CGI plays a big, prominent role.
Starting point is 01:47:31 But I can't claim that every character in the film falls into that bucket. So just a free exchange of ideas. And curious, if you guys think that I should be allowed to take this inanimated, I'd love to. I think it would be great to have it on our hype draft. I would like to select Paddington in Peru. No. Thoughts, feelings.
Starting point is 01:47:52 It was on my board in the animated category. There you go. Okay. That's one yes and one no. Sean? Under normal circumstances, it would be fun to harsh your mellow here,
Starting point is 01:48:05 but I did in fact draft Paddington in an animated category on the big picture some years ago. And so I have to allow it. Now, Joanna is the co-host and I think should have more weight in the decision-making than Ben or I'm just going to put that on the record. Nevertheless. I will reverse on this and say, I know people have seen Paddington Peru and they said it's not mid.
Starting point is 01:48:28 Mid. Yeah, quite mid. So you can have it. You can have this mid-Paddington movie. Yeah. This is out. Our friends across the pond. It's out across the pond, but not here. So we're going with yes. We're going with no. Take the mid-year. You can have it. People love Paddington. I believe this third film is called Middington. I just said. Love it.
Starting point is 01:48:54 This is actually what I thought Joe was referencing earlier when she, like, I thought the Daddingtons were under threat. Yeah. But no. Not so. I feel great about this. Love that, love that guy. Love that guy. And that takes it, that's a wrap for my squad.
Starting point is 01:49:11 So that takes it to back to shot. Not Tutopia? You're not. You're not in the zoo hide. No, Zootopia was on the board. It was on the board. But if Paddington was going to be allowed, I couldn't pass up having that sweet little face on my, on my graphic here in the draft. It's a good.
Starting point is 01:49:28 It's a good image. That's true. It carries weight. I thought this was of the three years we've done, we've done this. I thought this was the trickiest year for the animated category. I agree. I agree. So.
Starting point is 01:49:40 Not for me. True. Not for you. Sean, back to you for your final pick. Let me blow your mind. Wildcard, I'm taking another television show. I'm taking Alien Earth. No, don't do that.
Starting point is 01:49:55 Clearly. Which clearly was the right pick based on the reaction from the peanut gallery. And as a show, I'm tremendously anticipating, probably anticipating too hard. This is the new Alien series from Noah Hawley, which apparently is in keeping with the mythology from Prometheus and Alien Covenant. If you have listened to me talk about the alien films, you know I love both of those movies.
Starting point is 01:50:21 Noah Holly as a creator somewhat, I'm mixed positive, mostly like everything he does, and I like how daring he is with a lot of things. I loved how daring Legion was, even when it didn't always work for me. So, I 'm really looking forward to this. I love all things
Starting point is 01:50:36 alien. I found ways to apologize for the stuff I hated in Alien Romulus on like five different podcasts. And So, and then this is an FX series and just feel, I think like high-toned, creator-driven IP is just the sweet spot for me. And I think is reflected in a lot of my picks. And I'm very, very hopeful about this series, which has a pretty cool cast. And frankly, puts the alien story on Earth. That is in the title.
Starting point is 01:51:03 And it seems like xenomorphs are going to be on Earth. And that feels important. Because aside from the Alien vs. Predator movies, I don't think that has happened before. And so because of that, I've got an unreasonable amount of excitement about it. FX, my fave, always. Timothy Oliphant, as a synth, who says no. Alex Lothar, our Nemek, always in our heart from Andor is in this. And David Risdall, who was, in my view, the breakaway star of the last season of Fargo,
Starting point is 01:51:35 Noah Holley's last season of Fargo. I'm so excited for this show. I am higher on Prometheus and Covenant than most people. I also found ways to sort of tamp down my anger around some of the things that happened in Alien Romulus in order to appreciate the things that worked. I'm really, really excited for this. And I guess my only question is like, I know they announced a 2025 date. There is like some part of my mind that wonders that this is actually coming out this year. But given that you let me get away with mine, I will easily let you get away with yours.
Starting point is 01:52:11 So, yeah. Do you guys think that the, I think there's a fever pitch of excitement inside the ringer. Do you think there's like an, like a excitement among the masses and anticipation level among the masses that this is coming? I think it will be a little confusing coming so quickly after Romulus, whereas if it had three or four years, it would feel much different. And because it's in a different timeline, it's going to seem even more confusing.
Starting point is 01:52:36 That being said, if they cut a great teaser, I think all those fears will be alleviated. Yeah, the fact that it's an FX show is a positive, but it also feels like an unusual fit for FX, I guess, just genre like this. Then again, HBO Sunday Night is now genre and superhero stuff. So we've conquered the culture for better or worse. But, yeah, I am very excited for this.
Starting point is 01:53:01 I don't know plot-wise how it works exactly that they're xenomorphs on Earth as a prequel to the original alien, But I'm willing to take that journey with Noah. He seems passionate about it. And I think that any alien property that uses the original film as its inspiration, that's generally a good sign. However, you feel about Romulus, if it's alien isolation in the video game realm, I think it's just nothing against aliens and other installments in that franchise. But going back to the beginning, to me, is always the most compelling incarnation of alien. I think it represents an interesting gambit, too, that's happening amongst.
Starting point is 01:53:37 for lack of a better phrase, prestige distributors. There's been this big push for A24 and neon to slowly up their budgets and their exposure and subsequently their box office receipts. FX with Shogun, that's obviously like a big leap forward in terms of the scope of the production that they make. This feels like just a continuation of that, that they're going to make bigger and bigger things and try to reach more and more people and stop being less boutique. That's actually kind of insidious long term. I think that's actually quite bad to try to be more like the big Kahunas. But the middle ground of that, that transition tends to create really interesting fructive art. And so I'm curious to see what a place like FX, which is known for being so curated and boutique in prestige television, you know, reaching further in IP.
Starting point is 01:54:33 Speaking of fructive art. And speaking of actors, we love playing multiple roles, I would like to draft on my final spot. A new film from Ryan Coogler, a first non-franchised film from him in a long time, Sinners starring Michael B. Jordan. This is the trailer of the year for me so far. This is the trailer that I have rewatched the most. I love that it gives not much away plot-wise and is, much like my draft, vibes primarily, and the vibes are strong. It looks so spooky, so good.
Starting point is 01:55:28 Wumi Masaku, an actress who I love, who has been not utilized, I think, properly by Marry. Marvel is released back into the wild to do some great stuff, I hope. Jack O'Connell, who is wonderful always, and Haley Steinfeld is here. And then Michael B. Jordan is playing twins. Double Michael B. Jordan, who says no, not me? So I am, I'm really, really excited for this. I don't really know. This is the premise.
Starting point is 01:55:59 Trying to leave their troubled lives behind. Twin brothers, both played by Michael Jordan, return to their hometown to start again, only discover that an even greater evil is waiting to welcome them back. I don't know what this is about. I'm so excited to find out. So my wild card pick is sinners. Do we know that this is ringerverse fair?
Starting point is 01:56:21 Do we know enough to say that it's ringerverse? It's horror, yeah. Okay. In the deal making, the suggestion was being made that this was a potential future franchise. Does that make it more ringerverse? I think it creates more opportunity for it to be considered that, yeah. For it to be genre-forward franchise.
Starting point is 01:56:44 What is not a potential franchise now. True. But. True. I definitely think this is eligible. This was on my board. Yeah. Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:56:53 Multiple horror selections made today. As anticipated. Big horror. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We're down to the last pick of the draft. Ben, you have one pick to go.
Starting point is 01:57:02 It's your wild card. You could take absolutely anything. You can take another game? Good. Yeah. You take Onyx Storm. Comes out today. Big moment for the romantic sea heads.
Starting point is 01:57:12 What's Ony's Storm? It's a book. I know a lot of people, I've heard from several people in the world that they're taking the day off. To read it. To read Onyx Storm. It's like the publishing event of the year. Yeah. Are you familiar with fourth wing, Sean?
Starting point is 01:57:25 Dragon porn. Can I interest you in dragon porn? No? That means dragons who fuck? No. Unfortunately. Well. Well.
Starting point is 01:57:33 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Meaning people fuck amidst dragons. In close proximity to dragons. Yeah. There's just a lot of sex. Is that like a dragon voyeurism situation?
Starting point is 01:57:46 There is a sequence actually where like learning to cut off your mental bond to your dragon. So you can't feel the dragons fucking is a prominent plot point in the first book. This is book three. You can check back in with us when this becomes one of the biggest films in or TV shows. of all time as it will. Sounds good. Sounds bad, honestly, but, you know, here we are. Well, I'm glad you've vamped for a while because I do not know what to do with this final
Starting point is 01:58:15 pick. You can still spend your Valentine's Day with Harrison Ford. I believe that many people will do that. I think that movie will make money, but will it make us happy aside from seeing Harrison. You love? You're genuinely just excited about? That's kind of what I'm torn, just because there are definitely more. popular picks. There are still blockbusters on the board. There are still shows that will be immensely
Starting point is 01:58:38 popular, but not for me necessarily. So I'm torn between currying favor with the public and following my heart. Follow your heart, Ben. Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to follow Joe's lead and my heart. And I'm going to take a show that is also near and dear to Joe's heart. And that's Star Trek Strange New World Season 3. Yes. Yes. Yeah. So good. Yeah. It doesn't get better. than Strange New World's. I thought you were going to take a Minecraft movie. Really did.
Starting point is 01:59:10 Near to my heart, Minecraft. We will be covering that film, I'm sure, on Buttmash. But I have my doubts. It may make a zillion dollars. In fact, I'm sure it will make a zillion dollars, regardless of how good it is. But yeah, look, we can reel off some other options that were available to me and all of us with our final picks here. And there are some strong ones that might have gotten me more votes. But there is almost no show that has brought me more joy than Star Trek.
Starting point is 01:59:34 Strange New Worlds in its first couple seasons, and I can't wait for it to be back. That's beautiful. So good. Sean, are you a Star Trek person at all? Love the films. Definitely watched Next Generation quite a bit as a kid, but have not really kept up with any of the expansion
Starting point is 01:59:55 that's been going on in the last 10 years. Strange New Worlds is for you in that case. It's the best of the options. It's really good and does not require you to, you know, have been tapped in. I think it is just for you. But also, I understand why I might be low on the list of all the TV shows that you have to watch to be. Finger on the pulse of the culture.
Starting point is 02:00:17 Yeah. I can't wait to quit covering film and television for a living so I can actually watch more film and television. That's really what I need to do so I can catch up with everything. You don't watch enough movies, Sean. People say that about you often. I'm just doing my job, Ben, just like you. If you stopped watching the Jets formally. Well, as you know, I'm making a decision on that quite soon based on their head coaching
Starting point is 02:00:42 and GM selections. Think of how many more movies or shows who could watch it a given year. A strange new world is this a new season? It's been, there have been previous seasons of the show. Yes. This is season three. Try and tested. It's a proven commodity.
Starting point is 02:00:55 Like a two minute or two sentence logline for it? It's an anthology. It's not an anthology show. it's episodic more so than the more recent Star Trek serialized stories. It's a prequel, but it doesn't matter. The lore is really extraneous. It is just a very charming cast. It has that next generation sense of this is my family in space. And it's Anton Mount is just incredibly handsome and charming. And the entire cast is great. And I'm beyond the elevator pitch length here. But they have also experimented. They have.
Starting point is 02:01:33 had a musical episode. It is funny. It's got a great Spock. I could go on. Here's my pitch to you. Gregory Peck's grandson plays Spock. Carol Kane is in engineering. That's my fantasy pitch. Love it. I'll watch one episode. Okay. That's enough. Let me pick. Will you let me pick the episode? I actually would love that, if you would do that for me. I will do that. Beautiful. Beautiful. Okay. Here are some of the things that we did not select. gang. So much. Captain America, Brave New World.
Starting point is 02:02:06 Nobody picked. Yellow Jacket, season three. I almost picked Yellow Jacket season three. I thought that would be selected. Percy Jackson season two. Yeah. Shocked that neither of you took that off the board. A show that we genuinely adore and love and is coming back.
Starting point is 02:02:22 Not necessarily the like, oh, this will win me the hype draft pick, but something we have a lot of enthusiasm for. Peacemaker, season two. I had it on my list. Yeah, very much looking forward to that. Wicked, colon, for good. I'm actually genuinely surprised that this one didn't get picked. Listen, I like Sean a lot and I did not need to stress him out this early in the morning. Future Best Picture winner, Wicked, Colin for good.
Starting point is 02:02:52 Yeah. A Minecraft movie? Yeah. As mentioned, nobody selected a Minecraft movie. That'll probably make a bazillion dollars. It's going to make so much money. Gen V, season two. You know what I thought someone would take today?
Starting point is 02:03:06 The Running Man. I strongly considered the Running Man with my final pick. I had Edgar Wright's The Running Man on here. And also there's a, I think we could make the case for a Knives Out Mystery, wake up Dead Man and Knives Out Mystery. I wondered if someone would try to get that to fit, but that might have pushed the bounds even for us. But yeah, the Running Man, I thought what we take.
Starting point is 02:03:27 High on my list. Glenn Powell, Summer continues. to that. Like, Edgar Wright's track worker has just been a little spotty, but I am hopeful that this is the thing that, like, sort of pulls us back around. I recently read the running man. So this is based on the actual Stephen King's source material. This isn't just some made-up running man. This is true to the text for anyone who cares about that.
Starting point is 02:03:49 The story, too, is very well suited to what Eicher does well as a director. I failed to draft the movie that I'm actually most excited for. Sean already knows this, which is The Bride. I am so excited for The Bride. It is my number one of my personal hype meter. I already texted Sean to ask to be on that episode of The Big Pick. I am so excited for that. No one took The Bride and no one took Frankenstein.
Starting point is 02:04:16 No one took Frankenstein. We could have done either. We didn't do either. Black Mirror Season 7, nobody picked. Onyx Storm is mentioned. Nobody picked. Despite the 45 minutes of Chris Ryan commentary on a recent big pick, nobody selected Jurassic World Rebirth. Salarina, Tron Aries, Wonder Man, Ironheart, Invincible Season 3, Elio, a new Pixar movie.
Starting point is 02:04:39 Thought about Elio. What stuff, guys. Marvel Zombies, Size of Wakanda, your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Wednesday, Season 2. Wednesday, season 2. Only the second most popular, right? Or second most popular. I can't remember what the order was of that in Squid Game.
Starting point is 02:04:52 Then there's like the category of this was kind of the group I was wondering about of like, okay, I bet everyone's really excited for these. But does anyone have the confidence that the voting public will know what they are yet? The life of Chuck and a big, bold, beautiful journey. Yeah. Bagonia. Anyone? Borgia. The gorgia.
Starting point is 02:05:09 Yeah. A lot of stuff, guys. Welcome to Derry. Nobody picked that. Yeah. Considered responding to Sean's alien Earth with a predator badlands pick. You could have. Predator Badlands was my next pick after Aliener.
Starting point is 02:05:24 I'm very excited about that. Dan Tractenberg's second Predator movie, which is excellent. The first one is so good. You know what's got me really interested that I don't think has been mentioned and maybe it won't make it in 2025, but lanterns?
Starting point is 02:05:39 I think that's 26. Yeah, I think that would have been like a first round pick if that had been this year. Yeah, yes, definitely. And also, Lindeloff and Kyle Chandler, you couldn't keep us away. Uh-huh. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:49 I just feel like Green Lantern is arguably one of the most interesting characters in comic book history who's never really been properly adapted ever. And there's not a lot of characters for whom you can say that that are in that kind of first band. And I hope this is it. I hope this is it. Very excited. For All Mankind, Season 5. Anyone else in the fam?
Starting point is 02:06:14 No. But the Writers at the Ringer are. Yes. Great show. have like a tacit agreement with Apple to send you to space the way you promo in her content. I am the person other than Mallory who has watched almost every Apple TV plus sci-fi series. So there's that.
Starting point is 02:06:32 Mortal Kombat 2, anyone? No. There are some other animated shows on your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man coming soon. Yeah, so can we talk about that very quickly? My adventures with Superman, Batman, Cape Crusader, Harley Quinn. There's a lot coming. Yeah, Marvel zombies. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:06:48 Castlevania, Devil May Cry. Dan to Dan for the anime people. Dogman. Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man? Yeah, Sean. It's an alt-timeline Spider-Man story, right? It's not part of the canon that's going in either any of the active movie franchises. But it's not like for four-year-olds like Spideon as Amazing Friends, right?
Starting point is 02:07:09 It's like somewhere in between there. And I'm wondering if my child will be interested in this show. My child, who is developing a massive interest in superheroes, like in real-time. Sean, can I tell you a quick story? Obviously, I don't live on Daddington Island, but my 13-year-old nephew turned to me this last weekend. And he was like, he doesn't watch a lot of film and television in general. And I was like, he read The Martian, he loved The Martian. I was like, oh, do you want to watch the movie?
Starting point is 02:07:34 And he's like, maybe when I'm older, he's like, I have a lot of other things I want to watch first. And I was like, what do you want to watch? He's like, all the Marvel movies? I was like, all the Marvel movies. Should we watch all the Marvel movies? I almost started crying. I was so excited. That's really nice.
Starting point is 02:07:46 Yeah. I mean, I'm starting to think on. that as we get more and more interested in Batman and Spider-Man in my house. That's like, that's, it's weird to watch that happen at almost the exact same time when it happened to me. But the things that she's drawn to are all the same things that, you know, we're all drawn to, but that I specifically feel like I was drawn to. And the things that you remember and the way that you, like, organize this stuff in your mind is so interesting. So the idea of like big projects like that that you're describing is very
Starting point is 02:08:12 enticing. I just don't know if you're from the neighborhood Spider-Man. It's a little bit of a, who's this for question that I have, having watched the trailer. I guess it would be for me. Like, I'm interested, but is it, like, for nine-year-olds? Is it for 38-year-olds? Like, I really don't know. I feel like it is for, like, nine-year-olds.
Starting point is 02:08:27 Maybe not quite for your daughter yet, but, like, in a few years would be. Right. Kids who can't wait to be teenagers? Yeah. Yeah. I think so. And I think a lot of the Marvel animation
Starting point is 02:08:39 is actually not that. Like, I mean, obviously some of it is, but, you know, X-Men 97 was, like, quite intense. Quite mature. I certainly think Marvel zombies will not be for young children. But we'll see. It's fun to get the, you know,
Starting point is 02:08:56 I was like originally called freshman year, right? So very much like a coming of age, young adults finding their way. With superpowers. I think, I think Tron Aries will be a big deal. Interesting. I think that that second film has a huge... It made way more money.
Starting point is 02:09:15 Sorry, go ahead. No, go ahead. Well, it just made more... I think people think of that. as a flop when it was absolutely not a flop. I think generationally the generation right behind us loves, loves, loves that second Tron movie. And I think that's a big reason.
Starting point is 02:09:31 I think Disney literally is looking at streaming data in terms of greenlighting that movie. And so I'm very curious to see what to make of that. Coming in the fall, it's on that October 10th date where you see Venom, Stars Born. That's like a very hot release date and they put the Tron movie there. So I've got my eye on that.
Starting point is 02:09:49 that one. Interesting. Okay. Your kid is slightly older than mine, so if you figured out how to instill a love of all the things that we love, please let me know. I need a strategy. It has to be organic. Like, they have to find it from someone else.
Starting point is 02:10:02 If you give it to them, they don't want it. Yeah. Ben, as long as she's interested in Show Hey, Otani, it'll be fun. She has. She has developed a love of my first love. Yeah. Then you're set. If the video games in the comics come later, it's a bonus.
Starting point is 02:10:15 You have Otani. You're golden. Okay. Let's all quickly recap. our drafts. Let's go in order of our selection. So I'll go first. I took in round one, Superman as my movie. In round two, Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning as my sequel. Round three, Daredevil Born Again as my television show. Round four, Squid Game season three as my wild card. And round five, Paddington for the Daddingtons as my animated. Sean, take us through your squad.
Starting point is 02:10:43 In round one, I selected a television show and or season two. In round two, I selected. a television show in sequel, A Night of the Seven Kingdoms. In round three, I selected a film. Fantastic four, first steps. That's in my movie category. In round four, I selected Avatar, Fire, and Ash, in animated, thank you to Big Jim.
Starting point is 02:11:03 In round five, I selected Alien Earth as my wild card pick, also a television show. Incredible. Three out of five TV shows, wild. Joanna. In round one, I selected the last of a season two as my TV show. In round two, I selected a film I could have left for last Wildwood and animated.
Starting point is 02:11:24 In round three, I selected Thunderbolts asterisks in my sequel pick. In round four, I selected Mickey 17 as my film. And the last one, not least, in round five, I selected, despite Ben's objections, sinners in Wildcard. And I took Stranger Things Season 5 with my first pick. Did I take that in TV show? Yes, I did. And then I selected Grand Theft Auto 6 with my animated pick. I then took Severance season two with my sequel, followed by 28 years later as my movie and Star Trek Strange New World Season 3 as my wild card. Not confident that I will win this one, but confident in my quality, confident that I will not be disappointed. As a generous vibes
Starting point is 02:12:13 Preserver and distributor I think this is another fantasy year honestly I think so too I think he's likely to win The favorite coming out certainly You never know what'll happen on the interwebs I mean it suits me fine
Starting point is 02:12:31 We beat him into the dirt on his home turf And he can beat us into the dirt on our own turf Just a reminder as ever That we won the 99 film draft you know, and he's welcome to come here and do his best on the hype draft. So, yeah. This is how we keep him engaged with us, you know? If I, first of all, that's not true.
Starting point is 02:12:52 Second of all, if I win again, can I make up a rule for the draft? Yeah, you can submit a rule, certainly, for consideration. Absolutely. Yes, then we will consider it with open minds and open hearts. I think this is a great board, honestly. It's a loaded movie year, a loaded TV year, and there's a lot of good stuff here. So who knows what will happen? probably Sean will win.
Starting point is 02:13:13 Probably Sean will win, but it's anyone's game. I think everybody's team looks good. I do think actually everybody's look good, genuinely. I think this will, yeah. It's a testimony to how much anticipation there is for the stuff that's coming out this year, which is legitimate, as opposed to last year, which was quite upsetting when we were trying to do these exercises. Every single team, the thing you could not say last year for sure is like everybody's squad
Starting point is 02:13:36 has one thing that it's possible. Someone will say, I only need to see that one thing. And I'm voting based on that. Like, everybody has one of those. So does everybody have five of those? Like, show up. I don't know. It's going to be a good year.
Starting point is 02:13:52 I'm hyped, which was the point of this exercise. Yeah, exactly. What a wonderful bounty. Just an absolute embarrassment of riches. We don't always just get to enjoy the most people. We work hard covering them. But that's really fun, too, because then we get to share them with each other and all of you. So what a time to be us.
Starting point is 02:14:08 Let's say thank you. Thank you to all of the bad babies who have listened to this podcast yet again and joined us for the hype meter. Thank you in advance for all of you who vote. You can find the poll on the ringerverse Instagram and the ringerverse Twitter. Thank you to our fellow drafters, the Nusler, an old Ben Lembergy, for joining us once again. We will just ask you guys now to pencil us in for the second or third week in January of 2006. We'll see you then. And of course, thank you to our beautiful, wonderful.
Starting point is 02:14:39 crew, our hype squad always, Steve Allman on the video and audio edit, John Richter, video production and video supervision, Arjuna Ramgapal, production supervision, and Jomi Adaneron on the social media. We will see you one year from now for the 2006 height meter. We will see you in the polls in the meantime, and for every single other podcast we do between now and next January. Goodbye.

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