How to Be a Better Human - How to tell a juicy story (w/ Rachelle Hampton)

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

What makes a story so good you HAVE to tell everyone you know? How do you hook listeners with juicy details and tantalizing conundrums? In this special live episode, recorded at On Air Fest in Brooklyn, Chris is joined by Rachelle Hampton, the new host of Normal Gossip. Chris and Rachelle talk about what she’s learned touring the country and hearing strangers share their secrets, the art of keeping (or not keeping) secrets, and how to listen closely to hear the story behind the story. Plus, audience members share wild stories of their own, including gossip about a Maine snowplow coup and a wedding throuple.FollowHost: Chris Duffy (@chrisiduffy | chrisduffycomedy.com)Guest: Rachelle Hampton (Instagram: @heyydnae | LinkedIn: rachelle-hampton-95355899) LinksNormal Gossip (@normalgossip | defector.com/normal-gossip-podcast) NEW SEASON premieres Wednesday, April 9thSubscribe to TED Instagram: @tedYouTube: @TEDTikTok: @tedtoksLinkedIn: @ted-conferencesWebsite: ted.comPodcasts: ted.com/podcastsFor the full text transcript, visit go.ted.com/BHTranscripts  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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You're listening to How to Be a Better Human. I'm your host, Chris Duffy. What you're about to hear is a special live episode of our show. This was taped at the 2025 On Air Festival in Brooklyn, New York, and we recorded this in a very fancy event space at a hotel in Williamsburg that felt like it might be too cool for me to even be allowed into,

but somehow they did let me in, and the result is this episode of our show. So our guest on this episode is Rachel Hampton. Rachel is the new host of Normal Gossip, which is one of my all-time favorite podcasts. If you're not already familiar with it, the way Normal Gossip works is that on every episode of their show,

the hosts and guest dissect a true juicy story from a real person who's not a celebrity. So that's the normal part of normal gossip. And they go deep into these niche worlds and the drama in them. So some of my favorite episodes involve like the world of knitting or the world of chair restoration or a homeowners association.

You get the idea. Rachel and her team, they're masters of the art of telling a good story, of hooking the listener and of transforming the kind of mundane details of a regular person's life into an edge of your seat thriller. I think you're gonna love listening to Rachel talk just because she's such a fun and enjoyable person,

but I hope that you also get some real takeaways from her about how to find more excitement and connection in your life by paying really close attention, by identifying and sharing the juicy details, and by getting excited to debrief what happens in your life with your friends and with your family. Here is our live episode at OnAirFest. All right. Thank you all so much for being here. And Rachel, thank you so much for doing this. Of course. I'm so happy to be here in the beautiful penthouse. Look at this view.

It truly is. Yeah. It's a gorgeous, if you're, I assume if you're listening to this, you're not seeing this, but it's absolutely beautiful. I'm so sorry. Well, Rachel, just to jump right into it, what have you learned about the mechanics of what makes a juicy story good? Because I feel like sometimes you think you have good gossip and then it turns out that everyone you're telling it to is just very, very bored by it. So how do you actually tell a juicy story? I think the devil is in the details. I think so often you can have the bones of a good story

and then once you start telling it, you're like, this is every other story I've heard about an E&M couple in Brooklyn. How do I make this more interesting? And so much of it is like, oh, well, the wife, she is a art critic and the husband is an architect and they met here and then you play into how their relationship came together.

And so I think it's mostly about detail, context, setting, unfortunately the things you learned in like fourth grade English literature And so I think it's mostly about detail, context, setting. Unfortunately, the things you learned in like fourth grade English literature when you were learning how to deconstruct a story. Are you, were you just making that up? Or is that a real thing? That was a lie. Okay.

Cool. Also lying. Lying? Yeah. Well, it also seems like having the right amount of background info, right? So like ENM, don't know what that stands for, not gonna be easy to follow the story.

If someone doesn't know what ENM stands for, what is ENM? It stands for ethical non-monogamy, which is the latest fad in Brooklyn to avoid commitment. Okay, and so, you know, sometimes people get bogged in all of the background where they're like, let me explain the history of ethical non-monogamy and where the term comes from and why we use it. And then you actually haven't heard anything about the architect and the artist that you

actually wanted to hear. But then other times they don't give you enough and so you're just clueless. One of the things that I think normal gossip does so well and so fun about the show is in the middle of a story, you pause and you say, how are you feeling? And then you also say like, what's gonna happen next? So tell me about, those are very intentional moments in the show, tell me about those. I mean, I think that when you have gossip,

you really, really wanna tell it. But I think one of the most important things about gossip is the other person who's receiving the gossip. I think that their reactions and what they bring to the story is actually what makes it sing. I think pausing to check in and figuring out what the person you're talking to is actually interested in is really important, where if it's the artist and the architect, if you're talking to is actually interested in is really important where if it's the artist and the architect if you're talking to

Someone who is not a creative They don't really give a fuck about the art that's in this couple's living room But if you know someone who knows art really well, you're like, well, they have this Basquiat, but it's kind of I think it's a knockoff And that says a lot about that couple but if if you said that to someone who doesn't know who Basquiat is, it doesn't really matter. So it really depends on who's receiving the gossip and what is really kind of snagging on them. And then you can hone in on the details

that they actually want, which makes the entire enterprise just more collaborative. I think gossip is a very collaborative sport. See, this is also the thing that I think is fun. Obviously, we're in a room where a lot of these people are podcast people. This is a podcast festival. What?

I didn't mean to break that to you. But as a result, I'm sure people have thoughts about how they can use this in their own creative work. But even if you're someone who does not have a podcast of their own, they're not someone who's thinking about this as like hosting a show. I feel like this is the piece that anyone can use, which is like, pay attention to the person who you're telling a story to.

What are they going to care about? What do they need to know? And then how can you hook them even more? Because for me, like I'm a huge fan of the show. And before I listened to normal gossip episodes, often, I do not care at all about some of the topic. And then afterwards, now I'm like, she had acrylic wool. Oh my god, that's shocking behavior. Exactly. And that's because like you get invested. Or like, when I first listened to the episode that takes place at like a kid's park, I didn't have

a kid. So I had no familiarity with like the internal politics of the trampoline zones. But then you listen to that and afterwards I'm like, I cannot believe they brought peanut butter cupcakes in. They know there's a nut allergy. Yeah, exactly. And so you can really all of a sudden get this person hooked by taking them along on the journey

and giving them the right little clues. Do you find that that plays out in your regular life outside of hosting the podcast now? Oh, definitely. Whenever anything happens in my life, I'm immediately thinking of how I will tell this story to the four people who I talk to the most regularly. And I'm thinking of the details that I will tell them

about the event. And I will not give anyone a full view of the event because they don't need that. That's kind of boring. That's my experience. That's kind of boring. That's my experience. That's for my therapist. For my friends who just want the gossip, I'm like, okay, I'm gonna tell this friend who's really into crafting

that they were wearing a sweater that I'm pretty sure that it was hand knitted, but I'm not sure where. Or I will tell a friend who's really into Shakespeare that this person kept misquoting Hamlet while we were talking and I didn't know that until I looked it up later. So I think with each story that happens in my life, I'm on a bad date, I'm 100% thinking about like, oh, this is how my best friend is going to hear this story and it's going

to be great. I feel like when I think about gossip in my own life, it's often really like money or sex related stuff. And I feel like you all do such a good job of getting gossip that is not just in those two categories. So how do you do that? Like on a meta level, how do you actually get gossip that's not just, and she slept with this other person

and he's sleeping with the teacher or whatever it is? Yeah, we put out calls for gossip at the beginning of every season. So this season, I'm gonna try and remember what I asked for. We asked for, we did ask for sex gossip. We asked for specifically polyamory gossip. We asked for road trip gossip, mega church gossip, fandom gossip, tabletop gaming gossip, which we did get by the way.

So I do think most people's instincts when you talk about gossip are to think who's sleeping with who. And I think those things can be setting that feels both very specific, but also very understandable from anyone's point of view is pointing people in the right direction. Sometimes they don't think they have gossip, and then you're like, what's going on in your Dungeons and Dragons game? And they're like, whoa, you're right.

We did lose a member of our team because they lied to us about their character sheet. And you're like, thank you, tell me more. And how do you keep the gossip from being mean? Like it doesn't feel like your show is ever mean-spirited. So how do you keep that from being the case? I think we try to make sure every one of our characters, you could kind of understand

where they're coming from in a story. I think when we receive gossip, sometimes there's very easy villains, which makes sense. When you are the protagonist of a gossip, you're like, she sucked, which is fair, but you also have to think about as the person receiving the gossip and turning it into a story, like, why did she suck?

In what specific way did she suck? Is the way that she sucks understandable because of where she comes from? And you kind of built those details in where it's like, I don't want anyone, if I'm telling them gossip, I don't want anyone to be on the side of the person I'm complaining about.

But when I'm writing a story for normal gossip, I want someone in the audience to be able to empathize with the person who is being complained about. This is another thing that I love about the show, is I feel like you clearly have a good time. Like you're laughing and you're enjoying it. That's contagious, right? Like I feel like there's a real,

it's fun to hear other people have genuine fun. And especially when the world is full of horrible things happening. It's even more fun to be like, at least someone is having fun out there. Someone's giggling, yeah. At least Rachel's having fun for the rest of us. How much of that do you consciously do

and how much of that do you think is just naturally coming through because you just love doing this? Well, I love this job. I talk about that all the time. This is my dream job. It's one of the few jobs that exists in media right now that don't require me to be on Twitter

or understand what Elon Musk is doing, which is just great for my brain. It's definitely very conscious as well in that I always want the guest to feel comfortable interjecting. That's actually one of, I think, the biggest technical things with the show is that with most interviews, for example, you're conscious of crosstalk. You want them to not speak over you. But in normal gossip, those little interjections are often the funniest moments. And so I'll often cut myself off or just make a little off-color joke or start laughing

because it helps the guests warm up and feel like they can do that as well, which is really what makes it really fun. But I'm also someone, I say this all the time, I'm a hee-hee, ha-ha as bitch. I am always laughing. I'm really glad that people find it contagious. I definitely have people, never read the Apple reviews, but so many people in my last show were like, why is she always laughing?

And I was like, why do you hate fun? So it's a balance between being understandable and clear in speaking, but also, yeah, having fun laughing as much as you would want someone to laugh when you tell them a funny story. Yeah, it's also so rare that you get a good, like, hee-hee, ha-ha, you know? I think that's a great noise. I'm always hee-heeing. It might come out at some point.

I will say, as a comedian, that the worst thing you can ever hear is when someone just goes, ha. Like, I actually think a single ha is the worst noise that can be made. I don't know if I could naturally make that sound. Ha. Yeah, ha.

When you tell somebody a joke and they go, ha, that's funny. You're like, that is way worse than you saying, I hate you. You, you, you're my enemy now. Absolutely. Yeah. And I'm my own enemy when that happens. I'm like, I'm gonna go home and absolutely look

in the mirror and think, why have I done the things that I've done that got me to this point? It's time to start gossiping about that person who said ha. What was their life that led them to start saying ha? You could just make like a hm. Oh, that's so much better. Hm is so much better. Or like, I'll do a little hm hm.

You can have other little noises of amusement that signal you're not really that amused. But to say, ha? No. And also, I mean, God bless the snort people. Like, one snort can make up for the ha lady, for sure. Oh, what are my best friend snorts? And whenever it comes out, I'm like, ha ha, got you.

Oh, it's so good. And they're always embarrassed. And you're like, don't be embarrassed. You are giving us a gift. Snort more, please. Yes, snort more. Snort more. That is the one thing I could bring to the world.

Snort more. That's the lesson of this podcast right now. Yes, snort more. Snort more. That is the one thing I could bring to the world. Snort more. That's the lesson of this podcast right now. Yes, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. I will say one time I did, this room is maybe under a hundred people is kind of an intimate room.

And one time I did a comedy show in a room, similar size, also fully lit and a woman in the front row just said, hmm, not for me. I'll think about that till the day I die. Loki? Iconic. Who is she? She was a... From the front row? She was.

If one of you said that right now. A white haired queen of the Upper West Side. My favorite kind of lady. Anyway, absolutely. We're going to take a quick break, but then we will be right back with more from this special live episode. Don't go anywhere. I used to say, I just feel stuck.

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And is there a point? To gossip? Yeah. I think that it teaches us about how we want to be in the world. I think often when we are gossiping about people, they're doing something that we kind of disapprove of or that we think is a little weird or is different from the way that we live our lives. And I think that what sticks out to us in gossip often has to do with our own positionality

in the world and that if someone was just living their life the way we lived, we wouldn't gossip about them. We would just be like, that's a person. They seem fine. But when they start doing things that are notable or in some way, I don't want to use the word deviant, in some way different from the way that we expect someone to live their lives, I think is when we start gossiping. People often think about gossip as a vice.

I think that, I'm not putting words in your mouth to say that you think about gossip as a vice. I think that I'm not putting words in your mouth to say that you think of it as a virtue. Can you talk about that? Yeah, I mean, I do think being good at gossip is a virtue because there are many, many ways to be bad at gossip. I think that you can be just in gossip for malicious intent where you are storing up information on people to deploy at your leisure,

which I kind of respect, I'm not gonna lie, but I don't think I would say that's necessarily a virtue. I think being the kind of repository of gossip, being that person that everyone comes to when they wanna gossip just means you're a good listener. But I would say largely that gossip is kind of neutral. Like I think that gossip can just be harmless. I think it can be harmful.

I think it depends on what you're using it for, what you're doing with it, what the kind of end point of it is. So I would say like net neutral. Let's test it out and see if it is net neutral by getting some gossip from people here. So does anyone have a piece of gossip that they would be willing to share with us?

Thank you. There's a person right here. You can give the microphone to you. My name is Kate Downey. I grew up in rural Maine. My parents still live there, very involved with the small community. The guy that plows the roads, there's one guy in the town, plows all the roads. You have to be friendly with him or he will do yours last.

Wow. And so he gets a lot of presents and invites to a lot of things. The problem is he is 78 and he's still, he won't stop because it has like given him so much power in the town and he won't give up the town contract. And so a group of young people, like a group of the young guys who are like in their fifties and sixties, forcibly took over, not forcibly, like there was not violence, but they like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, seconds into asking for gossip. We're at a snowplow coup is, I did not... The fact that seconds into asking for gossip

we're at a snowplow coup in Maine is incredible. I am so close to doing my own podcast about it, but yeah, they tricked, they basically tricked him into giving them the keys to the snowplow and they just started plowing instead. Oh my God. I have many questions. OK.

Also, what a fitting metaphor for the world we live in. An older generation holding on to perks and benefits and refusing to give up to the younger generation. And he, like, shouldn't be driving a car. I was like, that was one of the questions. Should he be driving? No. OK.

Like, he didn't kill anyone, but, like, he didn't do a good job. My question is, if you don't give a present, you do still get your area plowed. It's just later in the plowing. It depends. I would hate to have to deal with this man, but I unfortunately do think he's an icon. When did he start?

How long was his reign? So my parents have lived there since right before I was born. So 36 years. Oh my God. And it's been the same guy the whole time. Wow. One thing that I want to know is like, there must be, I'm assuming people aren't just handing off cash.

So like, what is the hierarchy of bribes? Like if you like, if you give him a home baked brownie, that's better than if you give him six apples. Like what gets you to the top of the plow line? Maybe he really likes apples. It could be an apple, I don't know. It's a really good question. My mom does these like Norwegian Christmas cookies

every year and gives him like a big tin of them. And I think she also lets him hunt on our land without a permit. The snow plow man must taste blood. Oh my God. Which is a very common thing in rural Maine of like you can just hunt on my land, it's fine. This is a whole scheme. Yes.

It's like an economy. Blood of the plow is gonna be hard to beat. Does anyone have another specific piece of gossip that they would like to share? Back there. Hi, I'm Devonte. So one of my best friends is getting married later this year and four months before the wedding the person who is officiating the wedding confessed their feelings to both my best friend and their partner.

Wow, Full disclosure. At the same time? At the same time. They were both there. They were both there. In what context? How did that conversation go? You know, pretty well because they're now in a throuple.

I was going to ask which one, but it was both. I was really hoping that's where this was going. Because when you said both friends, I was going to ask which one, but it was both. I was really hoping that's where this was going. Because when you said both friends, I was like, they could let this drive them apart. Or. And if you didn't know we were recording in Brooklyn, you do now. Wow.

OK, now, my obvious question, did they go through with the ceremony then? So, well, it hasn't happened yet. So all of this has happened't happened yet. Oh. So all of this has happened before the wedding. Okay. The wedding is in May. Who knows?

It could crash and burn. No idea. I think they should get, I think they should get another, a new efficient and then it can just continue adding kind of like. Is he still, is he still officiating or did they get someone else? So they're still officiating. They're still, yeah. They use they them pronouns.

And I'm trying to stay as far away from it as possible. Even though I'm in the right party. No. You don't have to insert yourself. But you need to start doing individual dinners with all three members of this throuple. And just being so curious, so inquisitive, just how are you feeling? That seems really hard to handle.

Do you need any help? I also think that person should teach, they should be teaching a master class on communication to have successfully created a throuple when they were confessing. That's absolutely best case scenario, it had to be. While they're planning a wedding. Yes.

As soon as it happened, I was like, they've been engaged for like nine months. You're waiting until like three before they actually get together to confess the feelings? Did you ask why, what prompted them? Also, wouldn't it be kind of iconic during the wedding if they said, does anyone have any objections? It's less of an objection and more of a proposition. Why not?

Oh man, I think I'd have to pass away right there on the spot. But what a way to die. You're right. It would be iconic to die at someone else's wedding before they get married to a third person. Well, I certainly think that we are not going to do better than what we have done in those two pieces of gossip. Please give a round of applause to those people.

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It's a best case scenario of being a therapist. Oh, incredible. Okay. What about a best case scenario of being a therapist. Oh, incredible. OK, what about like, where do you get good gossip? Like, a regular person, they're not, people aren't coming up. Where do you get it on the streets? Are you on the subway listening in? Like, what's the best place for a regular person

to hear some hot, juicy gossip? I think walking around in the world with all your headphones on is really helpful. We are lucky in that we're in New York City. And truly, if you sit on the train long enough, you will encounter some good gossip. I have been in the back of an Uber and gotten good gossip. I have been walking through the streets

and heard someone say, you won't believe what happened, turned my music down and said, tell me more. So I think just being alive and awake to the world helps you get good gossip. But I also think going into situations with the idea of getting gossip makes you more aware of potential gossip that you could start observing. I think every moment is kind of full of gossip.

I'm sure I'll have gossip about this event afterwards. Oh, this event is full of gossip. That's for sure. Exactly. Yes, absolutely. It also seems like you're a writer and I think writers often have the very like perked up ears to clips of little dialogue that is floating around.

And that's the best. It's so good to do that. You know, I think that idea of like not just being zoned out or also that we have the ability to fill all of our seconds these days, like you can be listening to a podcast and then move straight from that into like watching a video and to being at home, like taking a shower. And there's never like a moment where you're just alone

or also like having the world intrude on you. And I think that's often where like the really fun stuff happens. I think so as well. I also think being quite frankly alone with your thoughts helps gossip. I think that the moments that your mind keeps returning to in an interaction are often the things that are most interesting. It's like, why do I keep thinking about that? I've heard sometimes friends who are doctors have told me that there's a,

I've heard that this is called like the doorstop moment. I don't know if that's true, but that like one thing they teach you in medical school is that often if someone comes in, like right at the end of the checkup, they'll go like, and one more thing. And like, that was the whole point of the checkup. So they could be like, and also like,

is it weird that I've been bleeding from my ears at night? And you're like, yeah, that's, I'm glad you asked about that. And I think like sometimes- I've been listening to a lot of fish. Yeah. But there's like a lot of, a lot of those moments that happen like at the very end

where you think you're done and you have to like, always in an interview, the single best moments are when you're like, and the interview like, always in an interview, the single best moments are when you're like, and the interview is done, and then they say the most interesting thing. Exactly, exactly. So I've learned over the years, they're like, you gotta keep the tape rolling.

Yeah, I think the silence is usually what people choose to fill the silence with, says a lot. Just a thing that you made me think of, because you were talking about like, places where you hear gossip is, I feel like a lot of times if you're like in a crowded diner or a restaurant, like this morning I met up with a person in a diner and we were just sitting at a totally regular diner, like Midtown Manhattan diner, and

in a Lull in our conversation, the person next to us, a stranger, got up and was thanking the waiter and they said, this was the best meal I've had in my entire life. And we were both like, what happened to you in your life that this was the best meal you've had? And like, those are the moments where I'm, for me, my entire trip to New York City is defined by hearing that one person say that. Yeah.

That's why I came here is to hear that man and think like, this was just a regular diner. Do you say this to every single waitress you've ever spoken to? It didn't even occur to me that he could be lying. Oh, he could be lying. Oh, he said it so genuinely that I was like, I have to help you.

If a man says something, probably lying. That's true. That's true. You have, and this is something, anyone who listens to normal gossip knows, you have deep insight into the male psyche. Work Antifactor has really helped with that because it's work your own,

but it's also a sports media website. And I know nothing about sports. I very recently learned the Chicago Bears are a bad team and my dad loves the Chicago Bears. I was like, there's no way you're spending all your time rooting for a bad team. Turns out he was, that's gossip. But working with all of these men,

I'm like, wow, there's some good to be found here. And that really does help me move through the world. That's hilarious. And also you had a moment in one of the episodes of the podcast where you dissected what straight male friendship is in a way that I've never heard someone dissect it so perfectly. That you were like, there's a lot of men out there who just,

they just kind of zone out with their friends. And then at the end, they know no facts about their life at all, but they've been hanging out for four hours and they couldn't tell you a single thing about that other person. And this is why they don't get good gossip. Whenever I am with men, I mean, it's really nice when you're going through something hard,

that you can just have a dinner with two men and they won't ask you a single question about your personal life. Loki, sleigh. But you have to ask your friends about what their love life. There are so many people I know who I'm like, so your friend, how does he feel about his girlfriend? They've been seeing each other for a while and he's like, couldn't fucking tell you.

And I'm like, are they getting married? And you're like, I don't know. And it's like, what are you talking about all day? I'm being honest. This does not reflect well on me, but I know so much more about my male friends now because I know when I'm hanging out with them, I will be held accountable when I come home

that my wife will ask that question. Like I literally am hanging out with them and I'll go, she's gonna ask how their relationship is doing. Let me ask. I better ask ask how's your relationship doing? Yeah, that's the only reason I do it now is cuz I'm like I'm gonna have to there's a test You have to start at some point. Yes, and at some point you'll just be interested in what they're how the relationship is going Oh, I'm that I am interested I just was like it didn't even occur to me

that we wouldn't just talk about like a random online comedy sketch that we saw 15 years ago for four hours straight. What is overdone gossip wise? Like we talked about maybe like love and cheating is a little overdone or what is the kind of gossip that you don't wanna hear again? And the flip side of that,

what kind of gossip should we be hunting for? I'm kind of tired of toxic friendship gossip, mostly because once you get to that point, I kind of think both people are toxic. And it can, you ever have a feeling where your friend's telling you a story and at first you're like, yes, pop off queen. And then she keeps going and you're like,

oh, you might be the person who's wrong here. pop off queen. And then she keeps going and you're like, oh, you might be the person who's wrong here. And I don't really know if I should say that right now. And that's really hard to deal with. And also it just means you're not really getting a full story because they're looking at the friendship through this such a specific lens and they're like, this person's evil.

And it's like, sounds like they just were hungry, but sure. So I'm kind of tired of people who are just like, I'm gonna cut my friend off. This is how I cut my friend off. And it's like, we only get so many friends in a lifetime. Work through it. And then gossip that I'm never tired of,

maybe because I'm not a parent and I don't foresee myself being one for a long time, but inter-parent drama is very fascinating to me. Any drama that has to do with having to be around people you otherwise would not choose to spend your time around, So like work, family, parenting. I feel like when you're a parent, you're like, this is my kid's friend's parents, so I have to be friends with them. And you're just stuck in this situation. And I love that shit.

It is also interesting when you, I have a 14 month old, so like in that first two years of parenting. And it's really interesting that I haven't had many other times in my life where you talk to someone and you're trying to feel out what is normal for you might be like absolutely a cardinal sin for them. Where they're like, and of course we use what kind

of diapers, reusable or disposable. What kind of wipes? What kind of wipes and do you let your baby feed itself or do you feed the baby? And whatever you answer, you're like, one of these you you're going to hate me, and one, we're going to be friends. Yes. It's so rare that you declare an alliance in those ways and other ways. It's such a minefield, and I think that's what makes it very interesting.

There's a lot of politics in parenting with very innocuous questions, and it's like decoding a new language. Okay, and what is the best place for people to get gossip online? I feel like there's a lot of bad gossip online, but where do you get gossip online? I think any gossip you find online has to be taken with a grain of salt, because I think so much of gossip,

and what makes us good is trusting the person, the gossip bearer. You trust their point of view, you trust that they're telling you the important details. So I think of gossiping online less as finding someone to tell me something and more as like, I'm gonna get 27 different perspectives of one moment and then I'm gonna figure out what I think.

This is how I watch Love is Blind basically. Where I watch the show and then I'm like, Love is Blind subreddit, love is blind YouTube video breaking down what happened, love is blind Twitter, love is blind chat with my friends, and then by the end of it I'm like, now I know how I feel about this. So I would say gossip should be found

if you're gonna go on Reddit. Just, if you don't know those people, don't trust them. You can read what they say, but don't take that on board as your own. That's what I would say. Most of it't trust them. You can read what they say, but don't take that on board as your own. That's what I would say. Most of it's probably lies. I mean, that's extremely good advice for just being online in general. You can read what they say, but don't trust it.

Yeah. And that's fine. I think there's... Sometimes something not being true makes it more fun, but you have to know that it's not true. It's like when you know you're being delusional, you have to know you're being delusional. And yet, if you know you're being delusional, in some ways, you're not delusional.

It's active choice. It's an active choice to be delusional. Exactly. Now, that is, I think, a perfect place to end, which is sometimes you have to actively choose to be delusional. And I do it every single day. Thank you, Chris.

Thank you, Rachel. Thank you so much for being on the show. This is Top 5. Thank you, Chris. Thank you, Rachel. Thank you so much for being on the show. This was so fun. Thank you. I had a good one. That is it for this episode of How to Be a Better Human. Thank you so much to today's guest, Rachel Hampton. The new season of Normal Gossip premieres Wednesday, April 9th.

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