I Don't Know About That - ATM: Episode 16 - Why Do Americans Use Fake Popcorn Butter?

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

At this moment Jim and Amos rant about the rampant use of fake butter at movie theaters in America. They also discuss Will Smith's new banger, Iran, and Amos' unfortunate Uber ride in Austin. Jack Micco from the Snake joins as well! Watch THE SNAKE on FOX every Tuesday at 9pm ET/8pm CT and available the next day on Hulu. SOCIALS: Jim Jefferies Website: https://www.jimjefferies.com IG: https://www.instagram.com/jimjefferies FB: https://www.facebook.com/JimJefferies Twitter: https://twitter.com/jimjefferies Amos Gill IG: @abitofamosgill FB: https://www.facebook.com/AmosGillComedy/ Theme Song: "Rein It In Cowboy" by the Doohickeys

Hello everyone, welcome to the At This Moment podcast with me, Jim Jefferies. I'm here with Amos Gill. We have a banger of a show ahead of us. We talk about the war in Iran. We talked to Jack from The Snake, the latest contestant. He had nothing to do with that by the way. Yeah, he didn't start the war. Don't try to piece those things together. And we talk a little bit about our personal lives as well. Before we carry on with the show, Gill, you got any shows that you want to promote? Yes I'm desperate for you people to come and see me in Chicago at Zany's. I'm gonna be there in July and those

dates are the 10th, 11th, 12th and 13th. So come out to Zany's, see me there and then just for laughs Montreal I'm doing my own show and the nasty show and Jim he's got a bunch of shows other than the whole European tour. Okay so just this coming up in America on the 27th I've Rockford Illinois on the Montreal, I'm doing my own show, and the Nasty Show, and Jim, he's got a bunch of shows other than the whole European tour. Okay, so just coming up in America, on the 27th I have Rockford, Illinois, on the 28th I have Bristol, Virginia, the 25th I have Maui, Hawaii, and then the 26th of July I have Honolulu, Hawaii. And apart from that, go to JimJeffreys.com because there has been a whole new tour

that has been put out there. We're talking all across Europe, every bit of Europe. We're talking every bit of the UK. This is the most extensive European and UK tour I have ever done in my life. I'll be going to Croatia for Amos, just so he can see some family members. That'll sell two or three tickets for us.

Amos is gonna be opening up in Europe, but we're gonna have Glen Will and Andrew Maxwell as the opening acts across the UK. Let's start the podcast, folks. And just, we've got a lot of cool dates coming up. So if I could just send a message to America, Ukraine, Russia, Israel, and Iran, it's chill. Summer's starting. Just relax.

Yeah, don't ruin Europe for us. Don't ruin Europe. I'm coming. People want to chill. It's summer. Yeah, I have a couple of gigs there that are in the Middle East as well. So just calm down. Hey, everyone has made their point. Let's fucking wind it back. Have an apparel spritz. Have a little bit of antipasta, put on this podcast and enjoy. Okay, Jim, so I thought I'd start off with some pretty distressing news from around the world.

I obviously speak of Will Smith's new song. What's happened? It's called, I haven't heard any of this. I love pretty girls, girls, girls, girls, girls. I love pretty girls. Can we get sued for playing this? Ten seconds is that enough? Is that legal?

I'm happy to lose it. The gist is I like pretty girls. He likes pretty girls. Yeah. He loves them. Don't listen to the rumors. Everything else is a lie, lie, lie. Pretty girls. Even bitches with no hair, am I right?

He can fuck them all. Any kind. As long as they're not yucky men. And then the girls in the video clip are average girls. To be fair, he's so straight, he likes all different kinds of look at women. So you're actually kind of gay. I've heard rumours, but I've never... Look, I just think he's an asshole for slapping Chris Rock. I was off the guy, game over for me then.

It's one of the most insane things I've ever seen. One of the most insane things ever, his apology fucking sucked dicks. And the way that he got up on stage and then just sort of went, well, you know, I was just protecting my people, the people I care about. It was a fucking nothing joke about baldness. And as someone who's going bald, has had a hair transplant, has had people fucking tell me about their baldness, I have no pity. As a man who follows this on X, it's called Hater Report.

It says, I have no idea what possessed Will Smith to try and make new music. This has 36 million views on the film clip and it's, people are very unkind to the. Yeah, I'll tell you what. But I mean, at some point, you gotta stop with the rap. If my stand-up could get 36 million hits and people could also, they hit it, let's go. It's still ratings.

Let's go. Look, this clip right now is gonna get maybe fucking 20,000 hits on fucking Instagram. I don't care if people like it. Give us 20 million and hate it. Well say call him a racial name and it can get millions. I don't like Will Smith. Fuck him. Fuck him man. He's slapping a bloke. He's a real and then if you could add a beep and then people might think something horrible had been said and we can be watched. Nah, he seems like a real, I mean you gotta walk away from the rap game. What was he like, because he had Wawa West.

But also his raps used to be always like, oh hey, oh ho, Wawa West, man in black, here comes the man in black. But this song is, they're kind of like, he's out there going I like girls different girls pretty girls now rap is like I like to eat ass till there's shit in my eyes. It's like It's still pretty soft, you know until there's shit in your eyes. I'm on pink eye from a bitch or whatever's going on All right. All right. My mates got a cup. My son's got a couple of friends over there still in that bedroom We don't know but they're within the vicinity where they hear Dad's friend is yelling out, I like to give bitches pink eye. I think the real embarrassing thing would be like, I think your dad listens to Will Smith's rap.

I like pretty girls, girls. Yeah, but you've got to understand that to my son's age, hearing a new Will Smith song is like when I was young, hearing a new Paul McCartney tune. You know what I mean? Like it's that amount of distance from his first album. The Tic Tic Boom song used to be with Jazzy Jeff. Is Jazzy Jeff still involved? I don't think so.

I think he's gone out of solo. There's Lunis. Much like Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, a great partnership has been broken and the art has suffered because of that. That's just my opinion. I miss Jazzy Jeff. I miss Stephen Merchant.

We miss collaborators. Why don't we get Jazzy Jeff and Stephen Merchant to come together and do something like that? To make a great song. Yeah, called The Office Bitches. All right, now let's get into actually what's been going on. We do have a format that I like to stick to. So Jim, I'd like to start off by asking you

what's been happening. We've never done Cunt of the Week. We've talked about doing it for weeks we've never even found one. It's very hard to label someone as the Cunt of the Week when there's sort of genocide happening around the world. How about we just label which one of us has been more Cunt of the Week. That way no one, no one loses. Except for all the DMs I get of people going Jim told me to call you a cunt. Oh I can get that done, don't worry about that. I know you have that power over me. I do. You wield it and you love it. I do.

Nasty man. Alright. I'll tell you what's been happening with me this is a fun one and then you can start. So I was in Austin. Yeah. And uh. Sucking the corporate cock out there weren't you? If anybody if anybody's ever been to Austin the sixth street. I like it because of the food and it's a bit more different. Breakfast park. Yeah the taxes have nothing to do with it. It's just the vibe. Now hold on, you're telling me I'm sucking corporate cock. We just are about to do an episode with Fox.

Yeah. So I was out there performing standup comedy. Mate, mate, mate, if you could host a show on Fox or any of the major networks, I'd say the same thing to you. I know, no one's looking for me I know that. Exactly. Listen there's a lot of people that get called sellouts. I might sack corporate cocks but at least the cocks whipped out for me. Do you bring it to completion?

You're one they're not even showing it to you. I know. Carry on. All I ask. So you were down there going, oh Austin. I was on 6th Street. Yeah yeah. Which is absolutely grand. So you were down there going, Austin, okay so you're down there. I was on 6th Street, which is absolutely grand. Which is like your home ground, like your home club type of thing. Yeah, well that's where the comedy mothership is, which I had a great time at. Unbelievable club.

It's meant to be a very nice comedy club. It's fucking exceptional. And I got out and I was actually pretty pissed and it was 35 minutes to get an Uber to where I was going which I was just I was just hammered. I drunk a lot of Buffalo Trace whiskey and Bud Light and I'm looking I've got to get back to a house party somewhere so I hit the first available Uber that I could get. What I didn't realize it was a shared. Oh yes. Which you as a man of means would have never experienced what shared Uber is. I wasn't born a man of means.

I'm not saying you were born a man of means. I'm saying you acquired wealth at a time where Uber. Yes, yes. Ever since Uber's been around I've done a ride. You've been able to have the ride alone. Within the Uber history. But I remember. Don't worry. I'm not throwing you onto the bus as some billionaire here.

I remember having to call up taxis and wait for 40 minutes and then not being able to see them on a little map on my phone. It was like the stone age. And so I didn't realize I'd ordered a shared. My grandfather rode around on a horse. Carry on. So I'm sitting in the car, I've got headphones in and I'm listening to a podcast and the driver just stops and I'm like, oh, this is an it mate. And he goes, it's a shared. At which point the door flings open. I didn't know this was a thing. The door flings open and two of the drunkest blonde women

in cowboy boots who have been on a hen's night. They were probably good fun girls. They get thrown into the cab and the boyfriend, he hops in as well. So it's middle seat is her, I'm on a window, this boyfriend's here and there's another drunk girl at the front, right? This girl is like this. Oh, going where are you going? She's now basically asleep on me and I'm just sitting there

listening to my headphones. She wakes up as the car is moving from the inertia. The head clacks back. She wakes up. She sees that she's on top of me and she goes, there's a man trying to rape me. I had to go, hello, you're in a shed, Uber. I'd have to be there to pass judgment on what happened. I can't definitively say that she was lying. I'm listening. So why did you think you were trying to rape her? Dude, imagine being so hammered, you get put into a car and then as the car takes off,

you come to from passing out and there's just a random guy watching a podcast next to you on a journey. Yes, the podcast would set me off. There's no one ever tried to rape someone whilst listening to a podcast. I was listening to Rory Sutherland's marketing advice. With headphones on. So then the boyfriend goes,

babe, you're just in a shared car and then she's like why did she get shared and I'm going what's a good point if you're a you know for all of us why did we get shared? Because you had to wait 40 minutes as well then the friend is like who are you what are you doing? I said I'm I'm just out here from Australia right they they start immediately saying you know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo No. You can't be dropping out your ex's name. No means no. Yeah anyway she vomits. Oh yeah. So the boyfriend's just clawing up the vomit. Oh yes. So whose Uber rating goes down for that? I think I lose as well. Yeah yeah. Because we're like attributed together but it's kind of one of the most

horrific rides in a car I've ever had in my entire life now you you kind of run over Over black man at all times. Yes. Yes. Yes. I like that. I like the uber black Yes, because they don't talk to you as much mind you they're stricter on you You do get worse ratings from over black if you leave them waiting or something like that They're all like, oh, this is my time where normal rating people are alright I had I had a bad overank for a while cuz I had a girlfriend who used to, I used to send her Ubers to come over to the house and she used to just leave them sitting out there for 15 minutes. Then she'd bring a dog on the fucking car that you know, don't get me started. But no, I Uber Black

to answer your question. So anyway my point is I didn't commit a sexual assault. I was just in a car. I don't know why you're bringing it up. No one said you did. You keep bringing it up. I'm just getting it out there I did I did open saying she accused me of rape. She was merely on top of me Did she did she get her vomit on you a little bit? Yeah. Oh, I reckon that makes everything even I would well I there's only one person who put their body fluids on someone else without permission and it was her do you call? Vomit body fluids. I guess I guess it's bile bile what's worse come or vomit my son has got a sleepover happening right now I don't know that could be a that could

be a segment on the snake I don't know what's what's the sake what's the same we come over it come over it come over it I would rather have I think semen is nicer than vomit strangers if it's both strangers. Okay. Would you rather come on yourself or vomit on yourself? Come. Come, of course. Yes. Right. Now I'm doing it. Would you rather me come on you or vomit on you? Yeah, that's it's an interesting one is I have to have to go with the vomit. I'm going to throw piss in there as option number three. Urinate? I think you piss.

Yeah, because they reckon it comes out pretty clean. Because like there is situations, it's sterile. Now while I'm pissing on you, am I allowed to call you whatever name I want or what's the scenario there? Well in all of these scenarios, by the way, I'm on my knees with my mouth open going I'm a good boy and I'm hungry. So I'll stick with the vomit. I'll feed you like a baby bird. That's what I'm saying there's lots of factors

on the way the way the person is receiving the fluids. But what I can tell you I've been on this earth long enough to know shit comes last. Oh definitely. I'm gonna say, they they say you and I disagree. Out of semen, vomit and urine, shit's the worst of the four. What about, here we go, here's one for you. What about deep yellow phlegm, throat infection phlegm?

You know that stuff that you cough it up in the sink, it's against the white porcelain, it really pops. The yellow stuff, the contagious stuff. I still, still shit is worse than that. But okay, now deep yellow cum. So there's an infection in the testicles. Infected cum or infected bile? These are your two options. Is that possible?

Can you? Infected shit. Have you ever seen infected shit? infected bile these are your two options is that possible can you infected shit have you ever seen infected shit can you just pull up can you have infected semen that comes out like a green again what do you think syphilis gonorrhea doesn't come out like phlegm like yellow flame comes out yeah I don't I've never had it but I've known and seen enough cartoons in what what cartoons have you watched where a man's wanking and his penis burps out some of the earlier loony tunes on Lola Bunny? You can have yellow or green semen. Oh my god. This is not how I wrote for this podcast.

In the Navy. Okay. I've had ones with a little bit of blood in it. Yeah, you've told me about that. I've worked the testicle too much. So anyway, that's what happened to me. Shared Uber. My poverty knows no bounds. I can never do that again. Hey, if that woman, if this podcast finds her and she wants to be a guest on the next podcast and tell her version of the story, reach out. Reach out. out yeah there was a man having a wank in the back of an uber and he had this if you're the uber driver who got to watch it what did he say hey he just kept his fucking head down and kept saying oh Wendell I remember one time I was once I'm I was in an uber and the guy was

listening to the comedy channel and I came up on the channel all right I'm doing stand-up in the car and I'm sitting in the back like this. And he goes, he looks back at me and I'm like shaking my head. He goes, I'm sorry, man. You don't mind cussing, do you? Yeah, this guy's not for everybody. That's for sure. Yeah, that might come to you, but you know, we saw him come along. What's been happening with you? Um, I wanted to do this week? I was off in

Canada. I was doing some big gigs in Canada. I went to Regina. I went to a casino, Rama. I went to Saskatoon. But apart from that, look, school holidays are started. When school holidays start, that's when I start the summer of gym. I'm going to be doing things. You won't be able to fucking fire me. I'll be so busy doing shit. You got your kid, that's why you got your kids over here now. It begins. I love, I love some of those. Best time of the year. Best time of the year. Best time of the year. Getting a pool, your barbecue every day, your fucking, no, best time of the year. Well, I think we should get into what's happening in the world because yeah, obviously not that much happened in Regina.

It's a dull place. Are we gonna speak to the snake contestant first? We'll talk to the snake contestant at the end. We should probably get into what has been a huge week of news. It's hard to remember where we left off last time. Well it turns out that, okay do you remember like a couple of weeks ago when we were going India and Pakistan are bumbling each other? That's crazy. Isn't that yesterday's news? Yeah well it turns out Pakistan didn't need to do anything, Air India did enough to their own people. That was full on. That was unpleasant. The guy who survived Air India. It's the greatest story. He's Bruce Willis from the movie Unbreakable.

I think we've found a superhero. Because you see that plane crash, there is a mushroom cloud. There's so much fuel in that jet. They've just taken off They they need enough fuel for 11-hour flight huge explosion and then this guy lands like finds himself on the ground like this He's already at a hospital he was walking of him walking away from the the fireball So apparently the fuselage crack he didn't break a bone He actually said something that was interviewed and said, this is his exact words were, it's good to be close to the exit door, stay buckled in, but alert so you can move quickly. So he says he's unbuckled himself,

plane's cracked and then he's just been able to quickly get out before the bomb or the bomb like, what is it, like the fireball took off. He jumped out. He just jumped out and kept walking. Everyone else is dead. His seat 11A. I would have died. I would be too busy putting my headphones back in their case. If you lose the case you lose the cord. If you lose the cord they're fucking useless. Right so I would have been zipping them up before I jumped out. Worried about where your

passport is. Yeah yeah. I would have the only thing that would have happened for me is I would have floated down in a cloud of weed and Xanax If you know you've been on a plane with me before Well, that's what they said also is he was a bit out of it and that you've got more chance if you are out of it Because your body's rubbery on impact. I like that. He didn't have a seatbelt on he just jumped out I've always thought that the seat belts there so they know which one you are when you died They can they can pair up they go to F. All right, that's that blow. They can pair up, they go 2F, alright that's that bloke. You know what I mean? It's not so much for our safety as for the administration of the coroner.

It's the same reason at the end of flights, it's like can you put your chair in the upright position? It doesn't make you safer, it's just so that they don't have to do it later. Is that what it is? And even this position here, isn't that so your head rams into the front and your spine basically kills you instantly? Oh, I don't know, but if you're facing the other way, you push backwards. If you're in a seat that goes backwards in business class, you go back like that. But the only one that lives in seat 11A, so I imagine that will be sold out everywhere. You've never flown business class, but in business class, if we crash,

the air stewardess comes around and gives us all a hand job, just as a file. As a sorry? Sorry about that. you're if you're a million miler If you're a million miles a diamond as you're going down, it's called the going down procedure Okay, you go down that slippery dip and they'd send you off to a brothel. Yeah, terribly sorry Yeah, when they say and don't be bringing any of your stuff. I would be bringing my passport on that slippery dip all day There's no way I wouldn't I wouldn't bring me iPad or anything. I'd just wear that cost. But we've obviously, so we had that and you're right.

We were saying, oh, it's the end of the world with India, Pakistan, this nuclear reaction. Now we've got Israel, Iran actually kicked off. And so Israel, I love how Israel just seemed to be acting like, yeah, we just decided this the other day. They must have been planning this for years. They knew. Well, Bibi Netanyahu has been saying that Iran is near a nuclear bomb within 12-13 months for about 30 years now. So they want this war with Iran. It's the final piece of their little puzzle.

So they go after... They bomb scientists' homes. They know where all the scientists are. They know where the generals are, what type of stuff. It was the most targeted fucking attack that I've seen in my lifetime where they really actually got- So you saw how they took it. They basically went into the apartment complex of one of the top scientists.

And all I can think when I saw that is, it's not a lot of money in top science. It wasn't- Oh no, no. It's like, let's get it. This guy can't get a house on the hills. Like this guy isn't a top scientist. Like the guy who invented COVID, he lives in a penthouse. It's hard to get.

Yeah. But if you're a nuclear scientist and you're at war with Israel, don't go back to your house. Yeah, but also you're a nuclear scientist at war with Israel. Okay, what do you need nuclear scientists for? We've already invented the atom bomb.

It's been invented. Just isn't there, isn't there somewhere online where you can just what like the anarchist handbook? There's just like a booklet of building your nukes for dummies. There's someone you can ring up over the last 80 fucking years since we dropped the last one. 80 years. Surely there's someone you can ring up and go, so what was that masking tape? What? How did you put it? Oh, yes, I saw that Amazon that book. So you want to commit a genocide? No, but I'm saying, do you need scientists?

It's like I don't need an architect to figure out how to do the Eiffel Tower. I just bring up one of the blokes who built the Eiffel Tower. You know what I mean? What? So you think you just basically get one liter of weird green goo? I'm just saying you don't need scientists. And a match. Maybe maybe you need uranium need scientists. Maybe you need uranium of course you need uranium. This is Jim Jefferies. You need a

bucket full of nails. Nuclear bomb recipe. Here we go. Bucket full of nails. Yeah bucket of uranium. Okay. Two wheelie bins back to back so the wheels are on the outside at either end. You got to weld them together, throw all that stuff in the middle, shake it up like a Coke can and drop it. Taisy get the kids to a safe house. We're going to get hit. This guy's a scientist.

I'm just saying. We have minutes before that bomb comes in here. I've come up with that. And I have no scientific background. So imagine someone who had some scientific nous, I've come up with that and I have no scientific background. Really? It is shocking. So imagine someone who had some scientific nous, how they would do. Oh, it's scary.

It's scary to know that's out there. No, but seriously, seriously bud, what do they need him for? There's no one telling them how to make one. Yeah, then they get killed. Then they get murdered. It's a dangerous gig. The guy who's going to do it is the nuclear scientist. That's the guy who knows how to do it gig that's the whole of it's

a nuclear scientist that's the whole point of that how long does it take to build one of these things like I've built a bit of Lego right you just get to it like sometimes it takes you longer than others you get distracted you're having an issue with the Iotala's work rate I'm don't think he wants it enough. I've never understood like with terrorist attacks when they go like this they go the government foiled a plan that Al- Qaeda had been making for 18 months. I imagine a lot of it is like Al-Qaeda going out to play laser tag and like doing other like zip-zap-zop or something like that right because let's really break it down.

Strap bomb to body, run onto train and then stay on train, right? Like what is the 18 months of fucking planning? Or get bombed here. Yeah, get bombed. Drop off bombed. That's hard. Drop off bombed, walk away, act like you're going up to the upper crust sandwich shop.

I just like that this is, your take on terrorism at the moment is I just don't think they're working hard enough. I don't. I don't. You sound like you're calling in Talkback Radio but for terrorism. I don't think the boys are putting in enough effort out there. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I don't think you guys want G-hat enough. I'm not a terrorist. I want that to be very, very apparent. Because if I was, things would already be blown up. I get things done. I'm starting to doubt the Hezbollah leadership.

I'm a doer. I'm a doer. These people aren't fucking doers. Are these virgins? They're being offered enough of a contract for these boys to put their head over it and get the job done. How long do you think it takes? Because as you said, they've been trying to make one in Iran for years. How long do you think it takes to make a nuclear

bomb? Well, it depends on which people you're talking to. If you and I, infinity. Yeah, but no, but we'd have to make some calls. And who would you start with? You go, I've decided I'm really pissed off. I want to build my nuclear bomb. Go on. Who do you call? I know people in the military. I've done gigs in the military. They'd be able to give me on to the side. I'd ring my mate Rob O'Neill who killed Bin Laden. Go, did you see anything? And if so, what did you reckon it looked like? Like, did you happen to see the ingredients list? It's like a fucking carrot cake. Okay, first things first, me and you sit down and we watch Oppenheimer.

Right? And we cut out all the bits about his relationships and girls and all that stuff. We go straight to the Manhattan Project, right? We start looking at documentaries on that. Then me and you have contacts in Australia. Where's most of the uranium in the world? In Australia. In Australia, right?

In Australia. We get some of that. I don't know what that looks like, but we get a box like that red box there. Yeah, but we will get the good Australian stuff. So we'll get some uranium. Then as I said, couple of bins welled together, box of nails.

Like, why did I understand what's so difficult? I also just put into chat GPT right now, how do you make a nuclear bomb? And it corrected to shelter? We don't want shelter We want bomb. Oh It won't even it won't even bring that up. That's that's internet censorship of the worst variety Yeah, no look I don't want to look into that because my visa is currently up for grabs So let's put that away, but yeah, it is somewhat of a dark time watching Israel and Iran For Iran Iran so they they did these these these missiles

They they got rid of buildings and got rid of different things and then Iran goes Oh, we're gonna come back here. They sent a hundred draw drones, which I think 95% of them got fucking shot down, like a very high number of them got shot down. Of course they got the golden dome there. And you can see it was just like that game Space Invaders shooting them. And every time one of those go off. Missile Command was the game right, you shoot the missiles before it hits down. And then that's 500,000 bucks a pop by the way, every one of them. One of those missiles did hit the equivalent of the Israeli Pentagon, got hit, but it doesn't feel like an equal blow back to the amount of damage that Iran did.

So if you were to say who was losing so far, Iran's not doing as well in the battle. Yes, well Israel's obviously got America's weapons there and then the real interesting thing is if this is Donald Trump's legacy, this is Trump's legacy right here. There is the America First contingent that does not want to be drawn into World War Three. We saw what happened with Iraq, we got dragged in on that one, the propaganda machine came all out, bad guys, bad guys, bad guys, Saddam, chemical weapons program, weapons of mass destruction. It's imminent. They could destroy us all. There's going to be more terrorist attacks. And now Iran, Iran, nuclear bomb, nuclear bomb. They're going to wipe us out. We have to go in there. You can already see the Fox news of the world,

even the MSNBCs, they're drumming the, hitting the drums of war. Let's hope, well, I hope anyway that Donald Trump does not get us or commit us to fighting another regime change war there for another 20 fucking years. Okay, so how do you think this is going to all end? What? Fuckin' fireball. Prediction, prediction. I don't know, it's really bad.

I think we're going to get a massive terror. I think we're going to be involved in the war. I think we're going to get a massive terror attack in America, because to try to get us involved. For sure. Or I suppose if the Israelis try to organize that. I don't think, yeah, that's, I think it could be a bit of bullshit that happens to us. I believe Iran is outmatched and outnumbered.

And if they just stop right now, they can probably save themselves a lot of time getting bombed a lot more. Well, Donald Trump stopped there. And I also think that Israel have been looking forward to this for a long time. I don't think it's, but I also think you should watch the snake on Fox. And which brings us to there is no other time in the history of reality TV where

the host has been like, yeah, it's going to be a fake and false flag attack to draw us into World War Three. But anyway, if you're still alive after the blast and the fallout, the snake. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Jack from the snake everyone. Here he is. There's that man. Good to see you again, Jim. Good to see you. One of my favorites from the show. I was always happy to see Jack.

He always had a smile on his face. Great competitor. Jack becomes the snake in this week's episode. So hopefully you've already seen it because Jack's the snake becoming our second snake. We had, yeah, Jack invented the snake. They started attacking people going. I liked it. I was, I was ready for it. So Catherine was the first snake. So let's go back.

You watched the first episode. What did you think of yourself on camera? What did you think of the other contestants? What surprised you? What happened? Yeah. I mean, Catherine really surprised me as you saw. I mean, she's really good at lying out there. Like I had no idea that she was saying any of these things. I feel stupid. I'm like, oh, wow, I will not trust anybody again, because every single person I think

trusted Catherine is this sweet, nice gal. And she's just out here ripping us behind the scenes in the interviews. I did say she was wearing a shirt in episode two. We had an interview with her last week about her smutty novels for women. Yes, she writes an erotic fiction if you didn't know. Yeah, she writes a lot. No, I don't know anything about her. I don't know.

No one does. She tells you a lot of, in one part- I thought she was this sweet cat lady. Turns out she's just mixing this pot of chaos in the background. One of the things she tells all my family are cops and then she tells Brian all my family are felons and then we're on the podcast with us and she goes yeah half my parents were cops and my cousins are all felons. Yeah

she's an interesting one but that's what she does for a living she writes like 50 shades of gray and so in this episode number two she had a shirt that says something like real women read smut or something like that. Oh I didn't see that. Yeah that's what I noticed. Yeah that's so she was out there. So I thought she might have read you guys some you know bedtime stories or something and practiced it out. I thought we were she was talking about how she makes a good sourdough loaf and so she's like yeah you can come visit me in New York we'll bake sourdough and then I'm looking at these interviews I'm like what about the sourdough lessons like this? She's a long form sector.

You don't want to know when she gets the yeast. Anyway, so, but so so her ride or die for the show was Jordan. We also see Jordan in this episode is saved by Catherine. Catherine saved Jordan made sure that Jordan was saved after Brian in the first episode and then we see the Twitter. Like you've all stayed in touch because I follow whatever contestant follows me, I follow back. Right? So I follow it a little bit. When you follow me back, I'm like, there it is, Jim. You're my first, Jack. Anyway, so, but I haven't written to anyone, I haven't spoken to anyone, but I do like watching watching you all like I think you're gonna make him earn it a bit more

That's a bit you bit you bit Kane mate. No, we're just following back and they follow me I follow people immediately. Yeah, but look if I if we get season six of the snake I'm gonna lower down. I can't be like, you know, but season one you got to follow the OGs So I'm following Jordan who's who we all know is a delight. Right. Oh, Jordan's great. Yeah. Jordan's delight.

And then Jordan tweeted out during episode one, Catherine's a bitch. Yeah. She just went for it. She just, cause no one loved Catherine more. She went, no, Catherine's a bitch. It was all over. So the show starts. We, uh, we go off to our first challenge of the episode, which is our first

challenge where you had to eat something disgusting. Yeah. That's right. And it was all milkshakes. It was all blended up stuff. It's stunk. It was about in American, about 92 degrees Fahrenheit out there. It was warm.

Yeah. There's bugs everywhere. You're sweating. Your stomach already hurts. My stomach hurt from day one out there from the get go. They're like eating challenge. I'm like, Oh great. Did you, did you get a parasite? A few people got a parasite on the trip. I think I got a parasite off the plane because as soon as I stepped in, I don't know what was in that Argentinian food or water, like it was hurting from day one. This is interesting.

Living off Pepto. Cause I've always heard of the Argentinian food being like wonderful steaks but everyone I've spoken to a bit. I think in Buenos Aires, I think the number one steakhouse in the world is in Buenos Aires like Michelin star steakhouse but not in Noguazá. So the area that you were wasn't? No. No, not Noguazá.

No, whatever. They were doing their best but it did not agree with me. So it was like Springfield Missouri of American cuisine. I'll tell you what, if you wanted to do an expedition where you went and saw different types of dog shit, the Guaz is your place. Because there was so many dogs. Straight dogs everywhere. They're not even eating the steaks.

You drop a piece of steak, you're like, I'm not sure about that one. So what was your drink? Because they all were cocktail names. What did you have to drink? What was your your drink? Cause they all were cocktail names. What did you have to drink? What was your first? I had the, um, the spicy one, like the ex the first, like the first, like spicy. You had one with a bit of wasabi in it. It was wasabi. It was like a cow tongue spice, then wasabi, Tabasco, Kaboom.

And so it was like, on the bat, I went for the chug and I was like, Oh, it's actually isn't that bad. I think we had one contestant that was vegan as well. So they just had to eat jellyfish or something Yeah, no pastor Jacob had the the kimchi. I'm like that's the as the kimchi's like I would eat that on a Tuesday They made like a religious exemption. Yeah. Yeah, because he didn't If you have an Islamic contestant you can't do pigs asshole or anything like that We need more fundamentalist religious people on these shows as a workaround.

Could you imagine how long the original season of Fear Factor would have been if fucking vegans were involved? I know, it's gonna catch you. You gotta identify as soon as they go, we're gonna have to eat this. Then you go, it's against my faith. We're doing a Muhammad during contest.

Diamond Islamic. You're gonna eat tomatoes tomatoes but they're a little moldy. So you had your cocktail, all the spice and stuff. Who were you up against? Who was your competitor? I picked Mina. And this, we didn't catch this on camera, I've talked about this but Mina started vomiting up and that was, I did have to hold her hair back. She was vomiting in a bucket. She was holding her hair. She was going.

I had to hold her hair back. It's very weird. You never see Jeff Prose told anyone's hair back. No. Anyway, so we did it. Then they had the rancid eggs, right? So the people who got to the final, so it was you, Mack, tell me if I got it wrong. I believe Cody was up there.

Cody, Brian, Pastor Jacob, the kimchi salad, and Devonte. Devonte. Devonte. So they all stood up there. They had a bucket behind them each. They had to have rancid. That was the name of it. Rancid eggs. This is a century egg type thing, isn't it? Century eggs, yes. Yeah, so they're like left underground and they go... From like the dinosaur age or something like that. Yeah.

I don't know, whatever it was. I think that's just, there's parts of China where that's just sort of in kids' lunchboxes. Yeah, so they're like left underground and they... From like the dinosaur age or something like that. Yeah. I don't know, whatever it was. I think that's, there's parts of China where that's just sort of in kids lunch boxes. Why they were just... Yes, because you have to take something to work with you. Anyway, kids in China... I know. ...grating eggs.

Yeah, great, great. So you had to do three of them. I believe you wolfed them down. You won the challenge. For all intents and purposes. You had won the challenge. I was happy with you winning the challenge. I'd already put the medallion around your neck.

Yeah, I got the moment with you. You got the medallion over me. I'm like, thank you. I was like, you're a new snake. Jack the snake. I'm just trying not to throw up on you. Yeah, so you're there with rancid eggs and some fucking cow tongue cocktail

with wasabi in your stomach. And then I hear in my earpiece the producer go this what happened what happened pastor Jacob has a problem and he basically called for the video ref is this yeah yeah he called in the video replay he believed that he believed in his bucket there was some egg that someone had spat up and he believed it was you but in his bucket in his own he's in his bucket well that question I mean did you I yeah I kind of blacked out up there was so disgusting like everybody was kind of some reason we had about eight cameras but no one could get the footage that's what I was saying I was like wait a minute like I don't think so I'm like any

replay between me between me and you Jack and all the people that listening they said they couldn't find the footage they couldn't prove who had eaten it and who hadn't eaten it but I believe they just wanted you all to do it again now I can't because there had to be footage. That's conspiracy talk. I was wondering, is there not one camera that got it? No one caught it. And the buckets were high in the bar, so no one could see if someone turned around

and spat what bucket they'd spat in and other buckets had spit in it. And so I got to tell the lovely information. I said I got to take the medallion off Jack and say, you all have to eat the rancid eggs again You know because it's a competition this prize money involved and when you've won you have to climb the mountain again You know I watched JJ spawn hit a what 30-foot putt to win the US Open Imagine if they said now go back there one more time And I don't want to say that your eating of three

rancid eggs was as good as JJ Spawn's US Open, but however in the context of the show... However, he ate six rancid eggs. He ate six of them. A couple of them whole. I was just shooting back. Cody, Cody. He was a pussy, the cowboy. Cody just packed it in, you know. Don't worry about Cody. We'll talk to Cody one episode. We'll have an episode with Cody coming up. You need Cody. Yeah. Cody's good. His week is pissing from him. I know you tell him, you tell him.

He'll be like, I don't know about that. Jim, you go. I did not sign up for this. Yeah. Yeah. He'll do all that. All that. Okay.

So then you eat the ranch and eggs, you get crowned official. And I love how Jake, it was like this. It was just important that we just, everything was and that you know everything there and I also on this episode I learned likewise Jacob wanted wants to have another child and he's in his wife has to go through fertility already has a little daughter so that sort of touched me a little bit I there's things that happen on the show that I obviously didn't see when I was there mind you it does feel like God's telling him something if you, um, but I thought

he might've been a fake pastor at this point, to be honest, people spread that rumor while we were out there. They're like, what if he's not a real pastor? And we're all like, yeah, there was like half the season. Well, if he's not, if he's not a Catholic priest in my eyes, he is a fake pastor. But we'll have a pastor and a priest are two different things. I don't believe it. I mean let's just go back to the original. I didn't believe it either at this point. He's a very inclusive one. He's always wearing like a

Trans Lives or Black Lives Matter or things like that. He's the inclusive pastor. That's his name. That's his thing. I said to him, because I got quite fond of Jacob, at the end of the show I said to him, I said, hey Jacob, I said, mate, I said, I'm not into religion, I'm not into people wearing the dog collar and all that type of stuff, but I said, mate, I said, I think you're a real good guy, and he goes, well, if you ever want to come to the parish and just enjoy a good time with a lot of good people and I went well you know sadly I live in Los Angeles because we're in Orange County I was hoping he's from Indiana or some shit to be fair I live three miles from Jimmy's never come to my place

traffic's a nightmare but if you gave a good speech so you go through you go through you go through you get the medallion, you're now the snake. Now, not only are you the snake, but you're, you didn't find this out yet. The next thing that happens would have been about an hour later, two hours later, I was still wearing the pink outfit. I still look like I was just- After you got painted by Brett. Like I had just come from an Easter party. And- The matching shoes. And I've got, I've still got those pink shoes. That's the magic, doesn't it?

The pink shoes are right here. That's the first thing I noticed, like Jim, there you go. The pink shoes were nice, yeah. So the next thing that happened was I, I'm standing at the front of the house. How are you liking, how did you like the digs by the way? Did you like the house? Oh, it was great.

It was great. I mean, the sleeping part was weird when, you know, no one really like sleeps. You know, you got Brian up all night running around. You got people, it's tough to sleep in tight. Just washing dishes, doing random things. Cody's snoring super loud. No one really sleeps there.

And so I'm out the front of the house and I call you all out. I've got a gift for you. I've got a gift for you. And we're out there and we're standing next to a crate and I go boom and out pops Christine. Now Christine is a school teacher and she, I believe she's a pageant girl. She used to do some pageants. So you'll see in some episodes coming up that Christine

can answer a question longer and fuller than anyone I've ever met. It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. You know those pageant answers that are just like, well, I believe that a woman's job isn't just this, it isn't just that, is anyone's job this or that? And you're like, nothing's been said and then it's just- Nice little circular reasoning.

Yeah, circular reasoning. Well, that brings me to my next question for you, Jack, which is Israel and Iran, what do we do? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because if you give the right answer, it'll end quicker and we'll have nothing to talk about in this podcast. Anyway, so-

Ask the inclusive pastor. Ask the inclusive pastor. He'll answer it better than me. So, Christine, what was your first impressions and did people warm? Because it felt like people weren't very warm to it to begin with. Yeah, I mean, I had such a roller coaster of emotions with Christine where she popped out

and I mean, Cody's like in love with her from step one. I just hear next to me like, oh my God, who was that? And I just can't stop laughing. He's like, whoa. And then she was just perfect with everybody. Like she had something in common with every single person down the line. Like I took a little bit of high school French, forgot it all. And I kind of threw it out there. I was like, you know, like said something in French, like, Oh, I speak French. And she starts going to France. I'm like, she's a spawned robot from gym or something that has something to come with everybody. Like I didn't buy it because she was too good. And then it turns out she is just like, really like well rounded. But she, she, she is a Renaissance person.

She had all the skills and all this stuff. All the skills. I like making waffles and she's like waffles are my favorite food. I'm like, are they really? Or do you just like, I didn't really buy it. It was like, no matter what someone said, it was too good. Like right off the bat. So Cody, cowboy Cody, cowboy Cody was in love with her.

He was in love. He was dreaming about breakfast at the Waffle House. I gotta tell you that's what I'm pretty. I could take her out to Cracker Barrel and let her order whatever the hell she wants. She can be the Jenny to my forest. So the two of them, we don't want to give anything away, but I think it heats up in the next episode for those two. Now so we go to, we don't have elimination ceremonies, do we Jack?

We're saving ceremonies. Saving ceremonies, yeah. Saving ceremonies. Those are the best. And what I liked about this, Jack, is the way it was framed in the episode was that there was some sort of union amongst the fellas which was stop saving hot chicks, stop thinking with your dick and only save the people for game reasons not for reasons of you wanting to flirt. Do you have a TV on in the background Jack? No, I'm actually at an airport right now. I have a buddy's wedding so so I'm, uh, so.

Okay. So no, no, that's fine. That's fine. People can do with this. Um, so as I said, uh, stop thinking with your dick. Uh, you gotta, you gotta save anything. Now we can't talk about what happens in the future episodes or whatever, but at this stage you have a girl who has a crush on you,

McClain. McClain, the cheerleader from the Indianapolis, Indianapolis, Indianapolis, Indianapolis Colts. Um, uh, Mack, uh, she was in the bottom two from the first episode and she scraped past the cop and she got in there and then been flirting with the young man Jack. Jack, the first person Jack saves is, let me get this right, Brett? Brett. Yeah, I say Brett first. Yeah.

And then Brett obviously saved Devontae. Devontae. That's how that happened. Maybe not the smartest strategic move in thinking long-term, but you're just trying to get through each day up there. You're like, I'm going to pick Brett. I like him, Devontae. Here's the three of us. Brett Devante. And then I think there's a little bit that goes

down. Maybe Amanda's picked Amanda picks Derek and Derek always picks because we all thought the because first things first, you want to you thought first in first out, right? I'll get rid of Christine. I'll get rid of Christine. She's not she hasn't been that popular. She likes waffles. She likes French. She's too good to be true. Just send her out. Just send her out because she'll be hard competition. Then I drop it on you. She didn't do a challenge. Therefore, she's not allowed to be voted out. And so did that change your game plan at all? Because at that stage, you were going to pick Brett anyway,

right? Completely. Yeah. Like that was, that's what's so interesting about the snake is like you really only have control of the first one and you can kind of control the rest of the snake if you tell people who you would eliminate and everybody's kind of like great as long as it's not me we'll just move someone but after you because at that point it's like if I picked Devante and picks Brett if Brett's next Brett's just throwing curveballs every single time up there because he thinks it's funny. Like him picking Mina, we were like, what?

Like so if I pick him first, I know at least he's gonna pick Devante, but I don't know what's gonna happen if Brett's at the end of that chain going all the way down. And then I can't pick Christine, so I'm like, uh-oh, what's gonna happen next? All right, so we get down to the bottom, Christine's out, we get down to the bottom.

It is Mina, which Mina for some reason was a really hard name for me to say when I first started. You couldn't say it. What is that? Mina? Mina, Mona, Mina, Mina, Mina, Mina, Mina, was another one. And then I tried me saying Katherine. There's even times in the recordings where I'm just calling a Katherine because that's how it should be said. There's no one called Katherine. This is ridiculous. I thought you were kidding the whole time that it was a Kiwi woman and you can

know because I haven't told you the case. So the way to say the word Katherine properly as an Australian is to say Katherine with a New Zealand accent. Katherine, Katherine, New Zealand. It would go, Oh, hello, Katherine. Hello, Katherine. Nice to would go, Oh, hello, Kithrin. Hello, Kithrin. Nice to see you, Kithy. Kithy. And you're left there and obviously Mina's sitting there looking at you and you're, you've got all the boys in your head going, don't think with your dick. So you're going,

do I, do I go with passion or do I go with play? And so obviously you decided to come to your senses and you got rid of Mina, which was. Yeah. It's again, it's not rocket science. Like you got a bounty hunter and an NFL cheerleader. Like, you know, I'm a gone cheerleader 10 times out of 10 no matter the strategy. You got to smoke it on a bond down there. It's cool and nice. So I was setting it up the other way.

I was, I'm more of a Mina man. No, Mina, Mina. Mina was super nice, buter, meaner, meaner, meaner, no, I mean it was super nice but I like me. I like me a lot too. People told me the whole day that they picked McClane the whole entire time. You never know the snake. They're like, I'll savor, I'll savor him. I'm like great, just save McClane. And no one does. Oh, I, I, I, I can't say. Is her name McClain? Her first name is McClain.

Good name. Because you got John McClain from Die Hard. Yeah, it's Jack McClain. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, is your real name John? Yeah, John. So your couple name is John McClain. Yeah, I don't know what I'm allowed to say or not say right now

No, if you were a couple your name would be John McLean. That's a bang train That's a bang the back the Mac train that the cowboy mr. McLean Yeah Jack and Mac Jack and Mac is like Jack and Mac is a good name. Well, I thought you- Jack and Meener doesn't roll off the tongue. Jack and Meener.

Jack and Mac. John Meener. Meener John. Meener John. And can I ask, just on a human level, with the family and friends and everything watching, are you doing watch parties for each episode? Does that wear off after the first one?

How's the feedback been from the people in your life? Do they think you're going well? Yeah, we did a big old watch party at my house, which was awesome. And every every single time I came up, everyone's just laughing and cheering. And I have a lot of friends that don't watch reality TV and they've been watching this. And they're like, we're hooked. This is great. Like, actually, like not even because of you. So everybody, we got the friends and family all locked in.

Not even because of me. I don't think I've been a big pool for anyone No, I'm just saying You're weak you snark How many times did I have to say that over and over again I'll be all over the day New week new snark bit more intensity a bit more into it new week You snake that's the best part is you'd get the things I'd look at you I'm like what's next Rick? I don't know mate. I was ready to be for instructions. What am I meant to do? Can I before we finish can I just

request one thing of you can you can we see with the hat forward? I just want to see what it's like with the front hat. Oh, you're a different dude. Different dude. Too aggressive. Too aggressive. So lacking chill. That guy's not getting a cheerleader.

Look at this fella. All right, Jack. Well, we'll talk to you again during the podcast as the series goes on. If you'd like to be on an episode. Thanks for being on, mate. You're always a laugh on the show and I enjoyed talking to you now fella. I did too, likewise. Thanks guys. I'm excited to see what happens here. Well that was Jack your man and remember he's a good guy Jack. I like Jack. You can watch Jack, Jim and the rest of the crew on Hulu for the

snake which is on Fox but yeah check that out on Hulu in your own time We've obviously had a few different topics here today Jim. We've spoken about the no Kings rally. We've talked about his rally, right? It's all Blake Blake Blake Blake Blake. Here's an interesting one for my own personal life My girlfriend did something equally as grotesque is what I see in the Middle East. What? Showed her face How dare you? Cuz it was in Middle East thing I wasn't saying your wife, your girlfriend. No, she's very pretty. She's very pretty. She listens to this and very pretty. Hey, hey how's it going? Very beautiful woman. We went to the movies last night to watch the new... Oh that is terrible. We watched the new

Wes Anderson. Oh no, I haven't seen that. Love Wes. I have a kid, I have kids so you know my life has meaning. I don't have time to go see Wes Anderson movies in the cinema I can see them at home but I'm not going I'm not making a trip. Jack can you edit this so it's like shot like a Wes Anderson movie where we both sit weird upright and you put a strange camera angle I know you don't get paid to do this but if you could you be as good a cinematographer as Wes Anderson. And my girlfriend is a Midwestern swine mmm and we got popcorn yesterday now do you know in America our European and our Aussies out there they watch this they have a buttertap you know they've got a buttertap yeah

they got a buttertap where you get your popcorn which is already pre-buttered pre-buttered and I don't know if it's just melt it can't be just melted butter because it stays in the same consistency it's got to be filled this is what's fucked up is I went oh you're not gonna re-butter the popcorn then I look at the fucking machine it's not even butter it's butter flavoring yeah so it's just some strange yellow oil that goes on top of it. It's yellow grease. Did you see I put it on my Instagram? Yeah it's got to be as carcinogenic as anything that's ever been made. This is RFK's nightmare this thing and so this is what she does. I've never used it. She gets a straw for the frosty, the thick straw, she puts it to where the butter dispenser comes out so that she can put it to the

different layers of our popcorn. So normally you just hit the button and the butter goes to the top. Annika puts a straw that funnels down so she can hit the middle layer and then she lifts it further so she can hit the bottom layer so that the whole thing is a conduit mess. I look forward to when you're an old couple and she's lost both of her feet and you have to take care of her. I'm already telling her I've got a battle with obesity I'm getting fat and then she does this. Again he's losing worse than I ran. He should be called no ran. Well I keep Tehran my pants every time I get into the car.

I ran, you ran, we all ran. Do you know that was my first joke I ever wrote when I was about, I think it was in grade seven. I tried it in old British, like nightclub style. I ran into a fellow the other day. Oh did you? I said, where are you from? He said, I ran. I said, not far then eh?

C'mon then What's the first joke you ever wrote at school? Oh at school I used to tell old pub jokes I did a Jesus on the cross joke when I was 17. I don't remember writing a joke before then We're not really joke guys you and I Never wrote many puns, but that's the most disgusting thing I've ever fucking seen was my girlfriend buttering that with an artificial goop. Is that? Did you shag her when you got home? No.

Yeah, that would have been. It would have been like, you know when, you know when like- I'm allergic to popcorn so I was farting. You know when you hit like a jug of water that's half full and it goes blub blub, like that? If you were banging into it, you would have heard the butter just going backwards

and forth and her stomach just congealed. What actually happened to me this morning is she goes to work at about 9.30 and she laid in bed with me the whole time and then she goes, right then, so you're not going to have sex with me? And she just gets up, gets dressed and leaves and I was like... Did she put out any feelers? No, my girlfriend has this... You know there's always jokes about women not being able to put signs out there Like she might lie next to me and do this And then I'm just staying there watching the morning news or whatever and she'll go

Fine, I guess you're not in the mood. Oh, yeah, I'm the same thing I'm watching TV and watching morning TV. My wife's giving her alleged signals and I'm like, I can't see the TV if you sit on my face. And she's like, I thought we were going to have sex. I'm like, what are you talking about? Watching a program. How would I fucking know that you wanted sex? I do feel for it because she's sitting there. I haven't seen it for 10 days. Someone has to feel for it. I've just got this up going like this. She's like, I really missed you when you're away. And I'm going, the Ayatollah was nearly hit.

They're reporting that Trump stopped the hit on the Ayatollah. She really does deal with an autistic man. Yes, yes, yes. She's Jimmy Kimmel's assistant. I'm kidding, I like Jimmy Kimmel. Then you deal with that every day. Anyway, all right. All right, so that was the podcast.

We all had fun. To summarize, Amos' wife is a swine. I think he called a Midwestern Midwestern swine a Middle of American pig of a person who eats processed butter that she filters down like layers of lasagna Right, and then she pours with a straw and then she talks about the crunch Jack's about to tell us that the video has not been recording we might have got our image back but yet my girlfriend and this country terrible fucking fucked up there's Jack's fault terrible cuisine fucking Jack all right okay well that's enough of the podcast this week I I hope you learned something. We spoke to Jack from the snake. We talked

about how your girlfriend is a swine, I believe you said, called her a swine on the air. And we also talked a lot about Iran and that's what's happening at this moment. Thank you for listening. If you are listening and you haven't hit the subscribe button, hit the subscribe button. We need subscribers and tell your friends because you listening to the podcast keeps the podcast going. You got anything you want to say? I'm gonna read I'm gonna replug some stuff and then we'll get out of here. Okay. I'm coming to Chicago to the Rosemont on the 11th the 12th and the Chicago Zanies

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