I Don't Know About That - ATM: Episode 18 - AA Sent Me to AA

Episode Date: July 2, 2025

At this moment Jim and Amos recount Jim's recent horrible travel day with American Airlines. They also discuss Jeff Bezo's wedding, a Beauty and the Geek contestant beheading their partner, and what they would do if they lived to 120. Watch THE SNAKE on FOX every Tuesday at 9pm ET/8pm CT and available the next day on Hulu. SOCIALS: Jim Jefferies Website: https://www.jimjefferies.com IG: https://www.instagram.com/jimjefferies FB: https://www.facebook.com/JimJefferies Twitter: https://twitter.com/jimjefferies Amos Gill IG: @abitofamosgill FB: https://www.facebook.com/AmosGillComedy/ Theme Song: "Rein It In Cowboy" by the Doohickeys

All right. Hello everyone. Welcome to, uh, at this moment with me, Jim Jefferies. I'm with Amos Gill. What are we talking about tonight? Amos? Uh, we have a podcast that discusses Jeff Bezos's wedding in Venice. We have the Glastonbury scandal of free speech versus hate speech. We're also talking about a murder mystery in South Australia. Plus you've got a kind of a week for us. Okay. So the first 20 minutes is just me complaining about American Airlines. It does get better. I had to vent. But before that gigs coming up, you can come and see me in Hawaii.

I'll be at the castle theater in Maui on July 25th to 26th of July. I'll be in Honolulu performing there. I'll be out there with my family having a great time. Then starting August 29th, starting in Lisbon, I will be in Portugal, then Barcelona, then Athens, then Cyprus, then Paris, then the United Kingdom, everywhere in the United Kingdom. Then I'll be off in Italy and Belgium and Netherlands. I'm going everywhere, Norway, Finland, Sweden. Go to JimJeffries.com. If you live in Europe, I am coming to you. If you live in the UK, I'm not missing any of it. If you're coming to the shows in Europe, Amos Gill will be opening.

If you come here to the shows in the UK, we have the fantastic Glenn Wall and Andrew Maxwell opening for me. So these are all King hitters. These shows are going to be killer. What do you got coming up, Gilley? Uh, yes, that's right. I'll be going there with you. But before then, I am just pushing.

I've just added Milwaukee on the 10th. I'm going to come to Milwaukee. If there's anyone in Milwaukee, I don't know how many people I know in Milwaukee. And then Chicago, I would love to see you guys as Zanies on the 11th, 12th, and 13th of July. Uh, I'm going to be in Chicago next two weeks weeks but Chicago people hit me up. It's my favorite city. I'd like to fill it. My in-laws are coming and if I don't sell this one out I really believe my father-in-law will he'll probably tell

me it's time to join him in the steel business. Oh yeah, if you ever asked to take Annika's hand in marriage and asked the father first, please record that conversation. I need to hear that conversation more than anything in the entire world. Just maybe when you are bigger, a comedian and you are more fun than this and that, but you are going nowhere. Like, I want to hear that. Well, I'm looking at him right now. I meant to, he goes for an evening walk and he always asks me to walk the dogs

around the farm and I'm thinking of the proposal at the moment. And I guess I, he keeps asking me cause he thinks I'm going to pop the, pop the question to him. How do you phrase that by the way? Don't, don't. That's what I'm this podcast. He doesn't listen. He just kind of, but your wife will listen.

You, you, you, Oh, she did. My wife will listen. She's already planning our wedding. I haven't even proposed. I, um, I, uh, I sent my father-in-law a direct message on Facebook was how I asked him because I was doing it. And then I went, Oh good.

I probably should ask the dad. I probably should ask, right? I didn't think about it. I probably should ask. And then it was the middle of the night in the UK. And I go, if you wake up in time, I'm, I can't remember my exact words, but they seem to like me enough. Yeah.

You certainly take care of your wife. This could be another podcast. All right. It's done. All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's get going. What have you got for us today, Gilly? That's the start. Hey, we've already done the intro.

We've already talked about what's going to happen. We would have said things like our dates and stuff just then. Well, I'm here in the cigar lounge of my in-laws. I know this is, this is like, like you're the worst type of Republican. It's like that if people just pull themselves up from their bootstraps and you're looking at pictures of men who have pulled themselves up from their bootstraps 250 years ago. That's blue boy.

So that you can, who's blue boy. You're cutting out 250 years ago. That's blue boy. That's blue boy. Who's blue boy? You're cutting out. Well, he's attacking blue boy. Who's blue? Blue boy is a beautiful piece of art. And you can see that in Los Angeles is one of the gallery galleries over there. Oh, so that's, oh no.

So they have a print in the gallery and you have the original. Well, we just throw them off here and keep it in Kankakee, Illinois on my girlfriend's corn farm. I would have thought that your, your girlfriend's family would have been growing cotton for some reason, but here we are. They're out in the corn. Don't accuse my girlfriend's family of racism. They've actually come from Germany when racism has never happened.

Yeah, they escaped persecution or what have they got? They escaped persecution or as they pronounce it, American American military that were coming to get them? Well, there was a really evil regime at Nuremberg that tried to scare them off. And we came here to build rockets. Nah, I am here in Kankakee on the farm. Spectacular right now, uh, to be here in the summer. What a good place to spend 4th of July. Where, where people, for people who don't know, I'm in the area around Chicago.

So it's just flat plains of corn. And it does feel very American for the 4th of July. I don't know if you've ever gone out to the American country, but... Mate, I was just gigging in Bristol, Virginia. I was with you. And I was in Rockford, Illinois, which is in the country. But Bristol, Virginia, I was out in the boonies in Rockford, Illinois, which is in the country, but Bristol, Virginia, I was, I was out in the boonies man.

And the people couldn't have been nicer. And I'm going to talk about that at the end, because I had a bit of a problem getting home from Bristol, Virginia. I could have gotten home faster if I lived in England or anywhere in Europe. I could have gotten, I could have gotten into the Ukraine whilst organizing visas and permits faster than I got home to LA from Bristol, Virginia. Dare I say you're foreshadowing a cunt of the week.

Cunt of the week, cunt of the week. It's an airline, try to think what airline it is and it's not Spirit and it's not the same Southwest, leave them alone. They're reasonably priced airlines that are trying to do a job. It's one of the more premium ones being a cunt of the week. I've said this before. I'm still waiting for my money back from them. lines that are trying to do a job. It's one of the more premium ones being a kind of the week. I'm still waiting for my money back from them. It's I'm fucking angry and I'm angry at the staff at the airport in a Charlotte. If you're a Charlotte airport employee, I have fucking words for you as well.

I'm worked up about the whole thing, but Hey, Hey, I'm not going to let it ruin my day. How have you been? Well, the best part is I said, how come you, unlike many of the major famous comedians, they never fly private. And you said, there's no reason at all. 24 hours later, you were in the same airport, probably thinking, fuck. There's reason to do it, but let's say, yeah.

Okay. So I'll tell the fucking story. Right? So I, I, what happens is I'm flying back. I get, I have to drive two hours from Bristol to Knoxville to get to the airport. That's fine. That's whatever the distance is. I mean, you have a rental car.

We dropped the rental car. I get, we get on the plane. You're going off to Chicago to, uh, to, to appraise all the artwork in the house and, and check on some steel and check on your in-laws health. And, uh, and I'm there, I'm there, uh, I'm there coming back and I get on the plane and they go, oh, we're gonna be late to Charlottesville. Charlottesville's a hub. Not Charlottesville.

Charlottesville's a hub, but Neo does. You've got racism in your head again. Yeah, okay, so I was flying from Charlotte to Charlottesville and they wouldn't take my burning crosses hand luggage. Um, no. So, so what happened was I was going to Charlottesville, Knoxville to Charlottesville, my flight from Knoxville to Charlottesville has been to

Charlotte has been delayed. I get there delayed. Eventually I show up. I get onto, um, the plane and then they go, Hey, and Charlotte is a huge airport, massive airport hub for American Airlines. This is all American Airlines. I could have run and got my original flight, but they already sent me a text going, we don't think you'll make it.

Get on this next one. They moved me to another flight. Right. And I'm like, fair do's. I'll stop off and all, you know, yeah, but they say that to all passengers because there's, you know, there's old people that can't shuffle that you could have, I wouldn't have, I was super high as well.

This is how long, this is how long I was on my flights last Sunday. I'll tell you some landmark moments, right? I left on Sunday and I was still at the airport when Chick-fil-A reopened. Right. If that, if you know anything, something to look forward to on a Sunday delay. If you know anything about Chick-fil-A do not open on Sundays, but they do open at 430 in the morning on Mondays to start for their breakfast rush. And I will say that I was

expecting to get home to LA at 5pm. So here we are. Here we are. I get over, I get over to, to Charlotte. Uh, I don't make it to the hotel. I stop off. I think to myself, I'm high. I think I'll, uh, get myself a Cinnabon. I ate me Cinnabon and walked like with a fork in it. Fantastic dessert. It can't be wrong.

It's one of the, one of the greats. Now this is how long, this is how long I was delayed on this flight. I got high four times in one day and sobered up each time and got high again I didn't top up because I thought this would be my last high right and anyway so get on the get on the next plane it's an hour and a half late before it arrived sorry for the late arrival of your plane blah blah blah. Yeah and you texted me

ah I'm still here at the airport and I feel guilty because I made you get to the airport a little earlier because my flight was earlier and we wanted to go to Bucky's to get a brisket sandwich and I said don't worry you'll be home in LA soon you'll have a good brekkie back there. Yeah I wanted to go to Bucky's because Bucky's had a sausage that was about a foot and a half long wrapped in a tortilla on a stick and you know when you and go, you can't eat that. And then I regretted not getting it for days. I kept on thinking about it. I kept on thinking about this sausage on a stick with a tortilla. I don't know if anyone could get the picture of the Bucky sausage on a stick.

No shit. I had 15 minutes to make it to my flight and we're driving and we see the Bucky side and Jim goes, you definitely can't. We couldn't get that, could we? We couldn't because of your flight. But we couldn't, could we? We probably could, could we? We couldn't because of your flight. But we couldn't, could we? We probably could, couldn't we? You always have to run.

Yeah, and I let Amos drive us on the way back. So he was controlling the vehicle. Otherwise, he would not be in Chicago in the cotton fields right now. Anyway, yeah, there it is. That's the buggy. Look at that. It's a sausage on a stick. It does what it says. Fantastic. And I wanted one and I'll be thinking, I still want one.

If anyone can mail me one anyway. So, so I get on the plane. Oh, we're running a bit late. You get on the plane hour and a half late, hour and a half late. You get on the plane, right? Fine. Whatever. We're sitting there.

We're sitting there. I get my water when I come on. Now this is a pivotal moment in the story because I only got one water and I got one because I was in business class. The rest of the flight was we were supposed to leave at 4 pm on the flight and I was meant to get on like a 3 pm my original flight but I was pushed back to a 4pm. So it was no big deal. Right. Um, 4pm. I now got on the plane 5.36 o'clock, 5.36 o'clock. We then- Annoying, but these things happen. We then proceeded to sit on the runway because they reckon that the tow bar was disconnected and they had to get a part, right? The tow bar- What do you mean by that? The plane is going to be towing something off the back or- You know, when the plane- It gets towed. No, the plane gets towed out of the spot. I don't, surely it just has a reverse gear

shift, right? Surely with all the technology that goes into these planes, it's can't just, you can't have a clutch or anything, right? You can't, you know, anyway, so there was no tow bar for the little truck to tow the plane out and they were fixing it and the guys like this and it won't be a moment today. We've just been told by maintenance it'll be 30 minutes maximum. We'll have you up there as soon as possible. Silver lining though, bit of a silver lining today, silver lining that there was a weather pattern coming up that we would have to fly around because we have stayed here for so long that weather has gone away so we'll make up a little bit of time in the air

We're sorry. It's taking you so long. Thank you for flying American And of course you at this point off your chops high crying that you're not eating that sausage. Yeah. Yeah I'm like I'm like as soon as we get in the air, they're gonna give me more food. All I've had is a Cinnabon Let's go, right anyway I'm sitting there and then another, Hey, I don't know what this guy was talking about before, but he said another 30 minutes. Uh, I'm sorry. I'm as confused as you are. I really am. Uh, but we'll be up in the air as soon as possible.

Just sit back and relax. Right. So he sat back and relaxed and then another half hour, another half hour, another half hour. Right now we're at eight or nine PM. We've been sitting there since five 30. We've just been sitting there doing nothing, doing nothing for three and a half hours, three and a half hours. You've got to be grateful you're not doing that with it. Imagine doing that with Taisy and the kids. Oh, there was a family on the flight that had three kids under seven. They were, I, I was just, I said to them, I said, you're warriors. You're fantastic. You people well done you. Right.

And the kids were so well behaved. Anyway, the lady who's our estuaries, right. She's like this. Oh, I'm going to have to stay in LA for the night. I won't be able to fly back. I don't, well, we're meant to be complaining to you. I don't want to hear how your day has been ruined by the company that you work for right. They put us in the double tree in Marina del Rey. Then it got to about 10 p.m. right and no one had got any

waters and people started yelling out we need water. We need water. They didn't do fucking shit. Right. A guy comes on from food and beverages and we're like, all right, what's this guy got to say? And he goes, I'm just speaking to the people in business class. And we're like, oh yeah, maybe we get an extra special plane or something. What's going on here? And he goes, so you won't be getting a meal on this flight, which none of us give a fuck about now. We're just like take off, right? You won't be getting a meal on this flight, which none of us give a fuck about now. We're just like take off, right? You won't be getting a meal in this flight because, uh, the meal was salmon and it's been sitting in the heater for too long and we don't feel in good conscious that, uh,

we should give you that food because you might get sick. Right. Yeah. And how did your high brain take that? I was, no, I was like, we've got to take off. Now we've been there for like four hours, right? Now it's heading up to 10 o'clock. Right. And it's like, okay, fine to take off. Now we've been there for like four hours, right? Now it's heading up to 10 o'clock, right?

And it's like, okay, fine. We won't have a meal. Some Australian bloke who's taken the piss. There was some Australian blokes there that was from some gold mining company type of thing had worked out at somewhere out at Jack at Knoxville. And it, oh, sorry. Sorry about it. Um, some Australian blokes, you get, you guys, then the salmon will make you sick. All right.

The Australian blokes goes, I'll have a salmon. Hilarious. Hilarious. Love him. Everyone in business has a laugh. And the guy who's telling us doesn't have a laugh along becomes very school teacherish and he goes, all right, fine. He goes, we right, fine. He goes, we can wait for catering, but you'll all be sitting on the runway a lot longer, or you could just have you not have your meal.

What would you rather? Right. And the guys like this, we're all, we're just having a laugh. We're just like, and we're like school teacher. We'd like to take off, sir. Yes, please. Please. Just give me a good boy. Yeah, just give us a fucking waterman.

Anyway, so, so, uh, so they go, they go, uh, a few more tinkering around. And then the guy goes, Hey, you can get off the plane if you want. Uh, just be back within 30 minutes. It's going to be another 30 minutes. If you want to go off and use the bathrooms or buy some food out there or something like that. And I'm like, well, that should be a hint that it's, um, you out. That should be a hint. You cut out the word hint way more fucked than the hint. The hint is if they let you off, it's way more fucked than they're telling you.

Oh yeah. There was conspiracy theorists on the phone. There was on the plane. There was people who are looking at their phone going, oh, America's had problems with their computers recently. And this has been happening to a lot of their flights. It's got nothing to do with the tow bar, right? There's a few people doing that. There's another guy who's like, vaccines cause autism. You're like, we're not into that one right now, mate. Right. Right. We're looking at flight radar. So here's what happens. It goes, you guys, you can get off the plane, da da da da.

We come, we get back on, I don't get off the plane because I'm worried. I'm gonna, I'm gonna miss the thing. Right. And then the guy goes, yeah, look, the thing. Right. And then the guy goes, uh, yeah. Look, the plane stuffed. This is 10 o'clock.

Yeah. He doesn't say he goes to the plane. They can't fix the problem with the tow bar. Everyone's going to have to dis dis bored. I'm bored. Uh, we're going to get you a new plane. Right. So the plane rolls away. So it came back up.

I saw it rolled away, went off somewhere and then it came back again. And then I've let the plane rolls away. So it came back up. I saw it rolled away, went off somewhere and then it came back again. Then another plane came back. Right. Well, here's what I don't get, by the way, at this stage here, after five, six hours or whatever, surely you're entitled to go, I'm fucking going into Charlotte and you'll book me on something tomorrow. You were, you were allowed to do that, but you kept on being told 30 minutes, 30 minutes, 30 minutes, 30 minutes. Right. So I hate that there was there was there was people who offered because our plane was overbooked, $850 to get a different flight. Those people got the plane after us. They got home seven hours before me and they got 850 bucks.

If we were traveling with Forrest, he would have been home. He would have been like, I'm shitting my ass. Payed a woman to massage my feet. Anyway, so... He does that every time. Every time Forrest is waiting in somewhere. But the money goes up as they wait, and he looks around to see if there's any needy people,

and he sort of plays it like a poker player, like when do I strike, when am I going to get my max on it? I'm not kidding you, I did this the other day. I was coming home from Dallas and there was an offer for 400. And Forrest literally went in my earphones for 30 minutes, like he was my, my will man in a CIA movie, telling me exactly what to say and when to say it. He's like, hold up, hold up.

Now tell me what, what are we looking at? A family? Yeah, then Forrest Seitz isn't going to work. You got to slide in right up, hold up. Now tell me what, what are we looking at? A family? Yeah. Then they, four seats isn't going to work. You got to slide in right now, say 350, but I've got to be direct. So you've got to be direct 350. You'll get it. I swear to God, you'll get it. I got it. I got the flight credit. Anyway, so, so they go, you can all, you all have to kind of get off the flight. You'll have to get off the flight. We got to get a new plane. You're going to have to go to the flight. Okay. All right. Fine. So, so we, we, we get off the plane and then a new plane comes. Yeah. All right. And at this point, it's too late to switch for

Delta or United. I, no, no. I'm in a hub. I can't get, I have to fly American. I'm at the American hub, right? So I get onto the, I get back onto the plane and they go, all right, we're good to go. Right. And we wheel off and off we go. We all start clapping as we leave the gate.

We're all like clapping and stuff. Have you made a friend at all? There's an Australian like sitting next to me. Just the salmon man. Yeah. And he's, he's in another seat. They're all worked for the same company though. It was all Australians at the front for some reason.

Anyway, so, so, so we start with an off, everyone starts clapping. We got the runway and then we just stop. Oh, we're just waiting for a, we're waiting for a takeoff time, you know, blah, blah, blah. Waiting for a takeoff time. And now it's like, it's like, it's like, uh, it's midnight now. Right. It's midnight.

It's fucking midnight. Right. We're taking it. We're waiting for a takeoff time. And I'm like, I, all right. So we, we're lining up. We stopped, we stopped, stopped. And then the guy goes, um, I have a little bit of bad news for you.

Uh, we're about to take off. We're actually just two planes away from taking off. But the problem we have is that, you know, Jew, uh, like because of the law, uh, you have to, a pilot can only fly in certain hours and we've arrived at their shift. We have exceeded the shift time that the two pilots can do. We're going home whereupon I physically saw that air stewardess that didn't want to go to L.A. You just sort of go, yes, to another stewardess.

Right. They're happy as shit. They're going home. I reckon that they stood on the runway a little bit longer than they had to. So they could get on the flight. Then we have to wait for an hour. So we get off the plane now. Well, it's only just bought 1230 at night. Right. I left the house at 11. we disboard 1230 at night, right. I left the house at 11, right.

So 1230 at night and we get off. I line up to get my $12 voucher. I get to the front of the counter at one and I'm standing there and the lady's like, okay, we are all going to get food vouchers. The whole airport's bucking shut food vouchers for, for what? Right. Sorry. $12. Yeah. $12. A vouchers for, for what? Right. Sorry. $12.

Yeah. $12. A bottle of water was $6.80. Right. $6.80 for a small bottle of water at the airport. They give it as $12.00. Fucking American. Right.

So anyway, so she goes, she got, I said, can I just, I just was in the line. I said, can everyone get some water, please? Can you get us all water? They didn't offer us water on the plane. There's families here with kids. No one's had any water for hours. Can you get us all water? They didn't offer us water on the plane. There's families here with kids. No one's had any water for hours. Right. And she goes, please don't yell at me. And I said, I'm not.

And then another lady went, he's not yelling. Right. And I was like, thank God. Right. Because I was hoping I wasn't because you never know. It's hard for me. Well, when you relayed the story to me, I was like, he was yelling. I had a fucking patched. No, I didn't swear. I said, I haven't because you never know. It's hard for me. When you relayed the story to me, I was like, he was yelling, I'm fucking parched. No, I didn't swear. I said, I haven't sworn it yet.

We're all saying that, like I get my $12 voucher. Now it's one o'clock. The next plane they're giving us is at 5am, right? 5am. So there's no time to go to an airport. There's no time to go to a hotel. There's no time to do anything else. There's just a few hours to kill. So everyone just sort of made, there was no shops open.

Everyone just put their bags on the floor, laid down. We all started sleeping in the, in the middle of the airport. Anyway, eventually, uh, one shop reopens where you could spend your voucher. Cinnabon starts baking again. I had a double Cinnabon day. Do you know how rare two Cinnabons are a day? It's 880 calories a Cinnabon. This is a- I think illegal under RFK's new provisions in the big beautiful bill. This is a widow maker of a day, right? So I went, oh, fuck it. I have another Cinnabon. I need to

find happiness here where I can. And my Cinnabon and a bottle of water, my voucher didn't cover it. I had to dip into my own pocket. Right. They didn't give me enough money. It's more than $12 for a Cinnabon and a bottle of water. Anyway, so we get back on the plane. Here's the kicker for you. We get on the plane for five o'clock.

No, five o'clock passes. Then they start going, Oh, we need to clean out the plane. We have to do this. I'm going clean out. What you're the only flight here. It's been sitting here for an hour. You've been sticking and stinking out the, you know, everyone's been sweating in there. Right.

Oh, you'd think you'd think I must. You think we get back on the plane. The plane fucking stinks of salmon. Stinks of it. It'll say, because what's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, means, hey, we're gonna get rid of this plane and get you a new plane. They never fucking got us a new plane.

That was all bullshit. It was the same plane all along. They might've fixed the tow bar on it somewhere else, but they never got rid of the fucking salmon, the cuts, right. And anyway, anyway, I get it. We take off everyone applauds like we're leaving fucking, you know, uh, some, some, some Afghanistan people hanging onto the clinging to the bottom clinging to the bottom.

We're, we're, we're, we're, we're leaving us a hostage situation in Beirut and we've all just gotten free. You know what I mean? So, so we all land, I get home 8am. Have you had a, that's a 24 hour, 24 hour flight, uh, travel day to get from Bristol, Virginia to Los Angeles. I could have gone anywhere in the world in that time. Well, anyway, I hope it makes you feel a little bit better because I hear it

Glastonbury this weekend, the singers were all saying justice for Jim. I, uh, the death death death to American airways. That's what I had. Death to American Airlines. Yeah, American Airlines doing this is enough to stop me going to AA again. That's what I heard. American airlines doing this is enough to stop me going to AA again. I tell you, it's from association. I'll keep you up to date on this. I've sent an email to AA, not to American airlines.

And I did write to the email on the plane and I did swear in the email. We've been here for fucking eight hours and we're fucking still here and you haven't fucking given us water. You're fucking cunts. Not, not boating well for the, I didn't swear at staff. Oh yeah. Yeah. So I ring up, I ring up the like, okay. So you go to, you go to ring up, uh, you go up, you go to ring up the customer service and go, Hey, I'm really upset. Can I have a refund or some points or what are you going to give me?

Right. Well, I call them call forest. I ring them up now, Delta Delta, my beloved Delta. I know what to do with them. They have the million miles number where they answer right away and they call you by your name, but I didn't have that with American. So I ring up American, I get through to a person and say, Hey, I'd like to make a, they go, they to a person and say, Hey, I'd like to make

a complaint, they go bookings and reservations. Right. And I go, I'd like to make a complaint. And they go, Oh, we can't take phone calls for complaints. Right. You have to fill in an online form. And I go, so you can take calls for buying tickets. You can take calls for buying tickets, for changing reservations.

You can take my money, but if I want some of my money given back to me, you can't speak to me, right? Because it's, it's, it's really easy to book a flight online. That's the easiest bit, right? The refund is the hard bit and now you're not doing it for me. And she goes, that's right, sir. And she goes back, everybody's in the same boat. You just have to fill out that form.

I went, no, I'm blind. Just told her I was a blind person. You're blind, which is why you've caught AA. And I went, I went, I'm, I'm blind. I can't read the form. So you're going to have to do it for me. I have no vision. And she goes, are you really blind, sir?

I said, I really am. Yeah, I had two Cinnabons and I have got diabetes and I've lost my sight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought I had two Cinnabons today. I thought one of them was a Big Mac. I'm blind, right? And then she goes, Well, you could get a friend to help you fill out the form. And I said, I think you can tell that I'm an unpleasant blind person. I don't even the dog left. I'm a, I'm a friendless blind. I'm a friendless blind.

I need a refund. How are you going to help me? Someone rescued the dog from me. Yeah. And she was just like this. Well, I guess you can't get your refund. I guess I can't then. So what have you written? Cause this is seems like Jack territory to me.

I told Jack, no, this is the Jack can prove us that this is it. I started by texting Jack, Jack, get me a refund. I've been on the runway for eight hours. This is like the first time, right? Jack, get me a refund, blah, blah, blah. And then later on, I was so pissed. I was like, don't worry about it, Jack. I want to do it.

You're going to buy your own computer for the first time. I will learn what Gmail is. Yeah, that's fucking dog shit, though. Like, that's why you just, that's why the death by 30 minute delay is the worst, because you just want to call it and go, I'm off, I'm going, I'm going into a hotel and we'll start again tomorrow. But just keeping you around for that extra 30. I personally got to Chicago right on time and went to the F1. By the way, that's your kind of

the day ladies and gentlemen. American Airlines. American Airlines, reach out to me on my social media if you would like to get this situation resolved. I will be sending emails daily, American Airlines. Oh, at least you're not currently publicly tweeting a lot. I know you have before. What, where do we sit with celebrities now tweeting? I love seeing an A grade celebrity being like at Bank of America, cannot open accounts. This is fucked. Yeah.

I did that with the bank once I need to get my money out. They wouldn't give me my money. And I lost me shit. And then eventually I tweeted them and then they gave me my money. Right. I think it's, I think it's great. When it is celebrities, entire Twitter is just customer. Yeah, but that's the thing is if only everybody in the world could be a celebrity for this

exact reason, right? When you do it, when you tweet on a major platform, if you've got over a hundred thousand followers or whatever, and especially if you've got millions of followers, right? If you put out there, you go, Hey, there was one was one, there was one, uh, I showed up for, I'd paid for the hotel room. I'd paid for the hotel room the night before I was arriving on the Friday morning at 6 AM. I paid for the Thursday night.

Me and Jack have been down this road many, many times, right? You pay for the night before you're showing up in the morning and so that you can get the early check in at 6 AM. And because otherwise they make you check in at three or four in the afternoon sometimes, right? So, so I get to the hotel six a.m. I go, hi, here's my credit. Here's my credit card.

I've got a reservation. I was met. I was coming in last night and I always get Jack to ring Donnojack. You Jack rings him up and goes, he's coming in the morning. And they always go, no problem. They never, they give, they get rid of your right room. If you don't show up by one o'clock, they just get rid of your room and they give it

to someone else or, or what have you. Right. So they'd booked out the whole hotel and they'd given up my room and they said, well, I'm sorry, sir, you can have your reservation for tomorrow. And, uh, and book, and she goes and check-ins at two and it's there at 6 AM. And I'm like, I'm going to sit in your lobby for fucking yeah. Eight hours. Yeah.

Eight hours. I said, Hey, you expect me to be here without a Cinnabon? Yeah. And I said, I said, I'm going to walk back in this lobby and you're going to be standing there and you're going to hand me a fucking ticket. You mark my words. Right. I was fucking pissed.

I went up to a motel, I rang up Jack, I gave him a service. And then you said, Did you cancel the reservation? No, why would I do that? Everyone here can get fucked. Get me in the nicest hotel in Fort Whatever, Florida. I was like, that was it. So I had to go down to a place where I checked into a computer screen with a bloke from India on the screen on his head like this going, going, all right, I'll check you in right away.

And so I said, you're going to let me back in because I already paid for the room and everything. And the lady had already done that. I said, I said, already paid for the room and she'd already gone straight. And I'd gone, this is bullshit. Oh, please don't swear at me. You know, and that please don't swear at me. And so I was like, I'll be back in. Women do that in customer service and in relationships, which is their wrong on point, but they police tone. Yeah, they police tone.

I don't need to be spoken to this way. There is no reason for this language. There is every reason to the language. I'm upset. That's when the language is invented. Is this bad on me? But when I go to a shop and there's a sign that says abusive language to staff will not be tolerated, all I can think is you're understaffed. You're understaffed because no one abuses staff just out of nowhere. It doesn't come out of nowhere.

Cause no one abuses staff just out of nowhere. It doesn't come out of nowhere. Anyway, so I don't walk into hotels room now. You're fucking dogs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some things happened.

I spend 150 nights a year in hotel rooms. I want to put that into context. 150 nights every year in hotel rooms. Half my life is in hotel rooms. I'm telling you about my worst moment right now. Right. So, so, uh, so I said, so I just tweeted out the double tree, fucking whatever it was, the double tree in fucking Florida.

No, no, no. I couldn't be the double tree because they give you a hot chocolate cookie on arrival. That would have satiated. That would have happened. But anyway, whatever the hotel was, I said, you go get fucked, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. And then someone writes you right away. As soon as you tag it, hi, I just work for the P half of the thing. If I could help you with the assistance. And then I started showing photographs. Here it is.

Here it is. It's a ho the crown Plaza hotel at 13, zero 51 bell tower drive Fort Myers. They can go get fucked to this day. Right. So as a celebrity, you get to tweet and then people reach out to you. My mom has yelped a million times and yet to get a response. Well, yeah, they helped them do anything. So I said, I said, I said, I said, the guy brings me up and I explained what happens. I said, I said, there's a girl with brown hair.

I'd like her to be standing in the foyer. I'd like her to be standing in the foyer. I look back in, they were fucking there. Now we're going to go from the celebrity complaints on Twitter to the celebrity complaints on the stage. We foreshadowed Glastonbury. I want to get into what's happening at this moment, Jim. Did you watch Glastonbury over the weekend? Have you seen the funeral? By the way, just to finish that story, they did have a room. I knew they had a room. Why could they got me into a room at 7 a.m.? Right? Since we don't have a room. She was just being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole. They did have a room because if they didn't have a room,

then I wouldn't have been able to get into a fucking room. Right? So she was just lying. If anyone's seeing that right now going, oh, she's just trying to do a job. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. It wasn't that. Wasn't that. I mean, hotels all the time. She was taking joy in other people's misery, buddy. Cow of a woman anyway. Okay.

That's a really strange term. A cow of a woman. My dad always used it when he, if my mother and my father are really having a fight, my dad would call her a cow. That was like the worst. Yeah. Bloody cow like that. Right. They'd get, and you got to understand that she called him stupid three are really having a fight. My dad would call her a cow. That was like the worst. Yeah. Bloody cow like that. Right.

They'd get, and you got to understand that she called him stupid three or four times a day. So before you go, well, that's a bit mean literally three or four times a day. She'd go, you're a fucking idiot to him. Anyway, but my dad would call my mother a cow. And he'd also, if you had to do a job, that was a bit finicky, like tiling something that was a cow of a job. Anyway, carry on glass.

No, I see. I had an uncle who said it's a swine of a job. Yeah, different regions, different animals. Same animal. So Glastonbury, which is, you know, already year after year, there's a lot of musicians that will jump on the political moment and make their point heard. I've performed at Glastonbury at least eight times and synonymous with Glastonbury is a lot of people having flags. Flags are different things. And people try to be a bit funny with their flags and I saw a lot of Palestinian flags.

Yes, so obviously that was going to be the issue because the BBC and Glastonbury decided to not broadcast. kneecap, the Irish rap group, everyone who has any Irish friends would know that the Irish are very pro-Palestine. The Irish all around the world see, they see the world in their own struggle with the British Empire, the Irish. So whoever they believe to be the small natives getting picked on by the colonial power. Let's give it up to the OG terrorists of my generation, the IRA.

The IRA, yes. Back in the day, they were the Manchester United of terrorism and they've dropped off a bit just like Manchester United. And then Man City was bought by a whole lot of Arabs. And they became number one, that brings us to where we are now. Be really interesting when like Chinese people become terrorists you know like a Taiwanese struggle like a Taiwanese terror group we haven't got that yet but it's probably coming into the future but nonetheless Hong Kong like the Hong Kong terror group. Yeah Hong Kong we got the who is the who is the the

Asian the triads, your gang members. Yeah. So can you hear that? Yeah, that's your, I'm sorry. It's just the dreadful staff at the home being loud. Yeah. Excuse me. Podcasting here. Okay. He actually, oh, fuck. Can you not garden later. He did stop. The guy stopped and looked at me like, sorry, I'm like, dude, this is not my house. I'm sorry. Oh, fuck it all.

They're building a deck. Anyway, as I was saying, Kneecap was the group that Glastonbury was concerned about because a lot of record labels had got together and said, we want these people kicked off Glastonbury because of their support. They said of Hezbollah potentially because of a scarf they wore

and they're very, very pro Palestine, okay? As any artist can be pro whatever the hell they want. You know, we're free speech, aren't we? Not so much in the UK, but they put this guy called Bob Villain on the BBC feed instead, this bloke Bob Villain. So BBC feed instead. It's like Bob Villain. So he's on stage. Did you see his performance?

I did. Yes, you saw that. So he started off with the free Palestine. We've heard it all before from the land to the sea. Palestine will be free. Yeah. And so then it's a catchy catchphrase, but it hasn't really sold. It's not as good as Brisbane's beautiful one day perfect the next, but it gets there.

From the land to the free, Palestine will be free. Yeah. River to the sea. And so then he goes, but have you heard this? And he goes, deaf, deaf, deaf to the IDF. Deaf. Right. And then the crowd really kicked in on this one.

Saw a few funny takes on this immediately on Twitter. One of them was you guys think he's saying he wants to kill the Israeli defense forces. That's not true. He's merely saying people who have hearing difficulty should join that army. Yeah. Yeah. Deaf to the IDF. Yeah. So that if I was his lawyer, I would say that's what you were angling at. Yeah. But obviously it does show that there's a bit of a disconnect right now. There is severe anti-Israeli sentiment obviously for what's going on in Gaza. The young folks at Glastonbury, very pro this. Bob Villain, this man here. How does it feel? He said also... Bob Villain should be like

Bob Dylan dressed as the penguin. If I was gonna mark myself as Bob Villain should be like Bob Dylan dressed as the penguin. If I was going to mark myself as Bob Villain. Why is it about a time Batman used to think he was so fine? So he's been banned from America. His visa to the USA has been banned, which is an interesting one, isn't it? Because people are saying... Well, first of all, why would you throw your career away just for making... I imagine people have made a lot of political statements throughout history and they're very happy they've done it, but I don't think that would make an ounce of difference him saying this at a concert.

I think it just makes the world slightly more divisive than it was already. Whatever your opinion is on Israel, Palestine, I don't know if that's fucking helping. But it's just weird to see where Glastonbury is going because we always know musicians are going to have their takes. However, I used to think of music festivals and I've performed at lots of them like you have. Even the anti-war ones, it's like we need peace and love, man. Yeah, peace and love, peace and love. We need to make sex in our tents and get high and take acid and realize we're all just specks in the universe. But now it's like all you need is love. To a military. Yeah. What's your hot take?

No, I don't. Maybe my hot take is I think he's not saying death to the Israeli people, but there's definitely tones of anti-Semitism in in there but if you are saying death to a well he's not saying to the Jewish people but I can see how that's read into it obviously about Israeli military I have relatives who are in the military I perform for the military I've been out to Iraq and Afghanistan and what I will tell you about soldiers that I've known throughout my life. Very few of them have any idea why they're going to any country to do any war, right? It's politicians that are doing it and they're just people who are like, this is the job I've signed up for. But let's say I was performing at a festival

and I was singing and I did say... If you wanted to say death to Netanyahu... No, and I did this. Death to the IRGC. Death to the IRGC, which is the Israeli, sorry, the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps, which is Iran's army. You wouldn't say I'm saying kill all of the Persian people. You'd say I'm saying we're going to fight you at a battlefield. It's not, like we said, it's not chill vibes for a guy that's a Rastafarian. I'm just saying it's not very Rasta like. That's my point. What's wrong with a bit of all we are saying is give peace a chance. I think musicians realize they gave peace a chance and things keep getting worse.

So now they're becoming a little more aggressive. All we are saying is get an AK-47 and shoot motherfuckers in the head. You're right. Things are bad right now. The culturally, it's an aggressive time, you know, I, which brings us to other musicians. I don't know if you're done talking about this. No, I'm just the reason I was bringing it up is my visa is currently under review.

Right. And I do think there's a serious point to be had. So I wouldn't be getting the audio bites are you saying deaf to the IDM? No, obviously I'm not into that. But I'm a softy. I don't have much of a revolutionary bone in my body when push comes to shove. I've got a lot of ideas. I've never really liked punk. I'm quite a conservative guy. I like my little powder room where I can read my books and whatnot. I don't really like people being yelled about about fucking murdering soldiers, but I do think

it's a worry that America is heading into a direction where people are expressing their First Amendment rights to make political speech and then they're denied entry into America. I've never even thought about that with America. My views, even if they're extreme I've never even thought about that with America, that my views, even if they're extreme, uh, on the political scale would stop me from coming to America. I mean, that is a different time. Ah, look, look, if they, if they watch, uh, all my standup and every radio appearance that I've ever done in, I don't know if in today's climate, I would have gotten a visa to come into the country.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know if that's America. I mean, America's strength is that it takes all sorts of artists who have come here over the years, your weak, give us your struggling, give us your unwashed. Give us your, give us your guy with one leg and a hook on his hand. We'll take them all. And your dreadlocks from this guy, by the, by the way, have you heard of this guy's name?

This guy's still my fucking head in this, this garden. He's got, he's going to copper. I'm going to ask him where he's fucking. Do you want to, do you want to ring up eyes? This guy's doing my fucking head in this garden. He's gonna cop it. I'm gonna ask him where he's fucking. Do you wanna ring up eyes? What are you doing there? He's white, so. That's the problem. If that was a Mexican,

if that was a Mexican, he'd be bloody quiet. I tell you what. You're in-laws' arid, hey? White construction. White construction, huh? Well, that's the problem with white construction workers. Plenty of money, hey? You're doing all right, hey?

Look at that. White construction workers make all that of money, eh? You're doing all right, eh? Look at that. White construction workers make all that. They really bang their hammers because they don't care if people realize they're here or not. The Mexicans are in and out with mufflers. Wow. I don't know if you... I wouldn't speak like this if my visa was in the post. I wouldn't.

I tell you what. I tell you I wouldn't. Good luck to you. Good luck to you. I hope you get everything you wish and everything you deserve. Well, it hasn't come to it hasn't come through. So I'm a little concerned. Yeah.

If there's someone listening to the visa campaign place, put in a good word for Amos. Live, live, live in the IDF, live in the US. I just want everyone to survive and my views are very moderate. Now another music thing that's happened is Will Smith's decided to bring out music again. Yeah we've talked about this in the last week. We played the song a couple episodes ago. Oh I've been listening to it all week and getting angry and angry. No no I just I didn't know we always check. I'm sorry this is

gonna be unbearable for people listening at home. They really dig it into the wood here with a drill. Okay. So on the Will Smith song that we spoke about last week, right? He did one song called pretty, pretty. I like pretty girl. I like pretty girls. Which by the way, is not a song or a cover from the village people.

The village people never brought out a song. Pretty girls, pretty girls. I think that one. That one. This one's good too. Pretty girls. But he had another song where it's just him and a hype man. And he says, you talk smack, you're going to get slapped. If you're all on the stage, I'm going to come up on the stage. Expect me up on the stage. Expect me up on the stage. Hey, Will Smith, you fucking cunt, right? All your apologies out the window, mate. I'm sorry.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Cunt of the week, American Airlines. What are you saying? No, no, no, this is, no, no, no, no, no, no. Will Smith's getting kind of the decade. And I'm including people who've started wars. Yeah. Kind of the decade, Will Smith.

I, I quote me on this. If I was cast in a movie with Will Smith, I would turn it down. I, I threatened any casting agent to put me in a movie with Will Smith. I quote me on this, if I was cast in a movie with Will Smith, I would turn it down. I threaten any casting agent to put me in a movie with Will Smith to see what I'll do. I might have a change of heart, who knows. I've never heard a weaker promise. That will hold as true as an Israeli-Palestinian ceasefire. I'm talking about Will Smith, the catcher from the Dodgers. Very good. If ever he goes into the movies, I'm not doing a movie with him.

I'll tell that cut right now. Stick to catching. Uh, but, but that he made somebody apologize in this weird world where, you know, I don't know why did people have these emotions? Why do I have all this bullshitty fucking said, and then to go, you speak smack, you're gonna get smacked. And then in the song, it says, I look at my Oscars, Emmys, Grammys and think I have every right to be arrogant. And it's like, fuck this kind, fuck it.

I'll take him on his word. He really does. I'll take him on his word. I'll take him on his word. If you say, I make a smart ass comment about you, you are going to come up on stage and smack me in the face. Well, I've just said on a podcast, you spineless cat, Will Smith can fuck off. Now it's weird because my mother-in-law is staying with us right now and she fights against you so much. We, we disagree on very well. She loves

Will Smith. She loves Will Smith. Can't not forgive Will Smith. I played her the song and she's like, Oh, that's not good. No, he shouldn't have said that. And then she always backs into like, oh, we must be going through something or you know what I mean? Like she's a, she's a, she's a Will Smith's apologist. Well, Will Smith is walking around my house all day going back to the idea. If she won't shut up, I tell you. So you've cut out. I'm not a citizen of the United States. And so I don't have any ill will to Will Smith, who is a citizen. And I don't to no harm do I wish to have on any any citizens whatsoever of America.

Big fan. I would never challenge Will Smith to a fight because, you know, he played Muhammad Ali. They would have taught him. He played Muhammad Ali. They would have taught him something. He would have learned something. Jazzy Jeff, though. We pick your place in time.

Pick your place in time. Jazzy Jeff. I'll just do him as a proxy. Right. We're going to do another topic now. And that's got to be 60 years old. Jazzy Jeff's got to be like, can't we do the tick tick boom song again? Cause who's the new Jazzy Jeff? Who's this bloke is just, what about, what about, what about you just give Carlton a good saying too? I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what. I think the lyrics in Kanye West's new song is more respectful than the lyrics in Kanye West's. In Will Smith's. Will Smith's. Which, which one? The one where Kanye West talks about sucking his own cousin's dick?

That's the one. That's the one. Sucking, I haven't heard this song. I assume it's here. We go suck it, suck it, suck it. My cousin's Dick, suck it, suck it, suck it. My cousin's Dick, cousin, cousin. Is that the same? Can we get that isolated for future use on the podcast? If you have met my cousins, you would believe me because they're very, they're very cocksuckable. Hello, Mark. Hello, Mark.

Hello, Paul. Right. Let's talk basis is wedding. This is the other big thing that's happening at this moment. Jeffrey Bezos and his wife took over the city of Venice, right? Basically took over the whole place. Tourists couldn't get into main squares. They couldn't get into buildings.

Some canals were completely cut off. Like you would cut off streets for things and him and his wife. 50 million. Just so you know. 50 million. It feels cheap for what they did. Feels cheap for what they did. Right. Yeah. And also you invite Oprah. Why does Oprah do you think Oprah hangs out with Jeff Bezos? This is what I thought about that.

You know what I think it is? You get a good gift. You get a good present. I'd invite Oprah to my wedding as well. You're recouping the 50. Yeah, I reckon Oprah's got to give you a car minimum. But then again, you're just Bezos. You don't need it. But also, does this guy have any real friends? Like, why does Jeffrey Bezos, a entrepreneur who started what was originally a bookselling website, who now has the biggest business to household delivery of goods business ever, why is Sydney Sweeney some 25 year old actress in your wedding?

Like, do you have no friends? You're fucking loser. Do you reckon she had on the invite and every dress code is low cut dress, low cut dress for everyone. And then Oprah's invite said this dress up to the neck. Yeah, I am now a Muslim. Please respect my faith. But yeah, so isn't that sad? Like why, why, why do you need to make all these celebrities attend your wedding? Yeah. Who gives a shit?

Dude, it's like that. It's like that Indian couple that was the rich people. And one of the heads at John Cena wearing like a turban and shit, right? You had all these people like showing up. They were celebrities, but they were being paid celebrities. I assume Sydney Sweeney was getting 50 grand to show up or a hundred grand or a quarter of a million or a million, whoever, whatever. Right.

I don't imagine she has been friends with the Bezos. And if you've ever met Jeff Bezos or whatever, I don't assume that she would get along with, is it what a 70 year old man who, who a bald guy who just sort of a bit nerdy, like nothing wrong with that. But I mean, I don't think a young movie star is like, and that's my friend. If the money wasn't involved, she would, she wouldn't even f*****g spit on him. Right.

So, so that's just a monetary thing. That must feel very hollow. But what I don't get is taking over Venice. One of the crown jewels of the world. One of those beautiful, unique cities on earth with its canals and architecture and all that type of stuff. Why take that over when you could just take over an island? Like I once played golf on Lanai in Hawaii, which has a four seasons resort and one of the most stunning golf courses ever. And that's it.

That's all. And on the eighth or ninth hole was where Bill Gates was married. Right. Most beautiful view I've ever seen of the ocean. Bill Gates get married there. His whole group of people, no paparazzi. You just take the whole island. You take the Four Seasons Hotel. Well, you know, Bill Gates has got experience picking out islands. No, but this, this is the thing. Right.

So yeah, obviously Jeffrey Epstein's islands free to go. Why couldn't they all go there? That must be looking like an old Olympic park. Now that must be covered in vines and shit like that. And all the, all the, all the claw marks on the doors, they must have been worn down by weather by now, surely. Well, you would have thought maybe it's like Jeffrey Bezos has picked one of the most populated places to really go against seeming like a sicko Hollywood billionaire pedophile.

He's like, that's what we're doing in front of everybody. Right. Yeah. You know what? You know what I don't like about the media coverage because they get into him for certain things that I didn't mind. And I mentioned the book. I didn't mind the women going up into space. That didn't worry. And that's probably why Oprah was there because Gail was there.

And Oprah comes wherever Gail comes and they normally come in the same room. What I've been told. And so so I've got no problem with buddy Jeffrey Bezos. He had a wedding with 50 million invent Venice and I ordered a book the day before and I got it at 9am out here on a fucking corn farm. The man delivers, the man delivers, especially since half his staff were protesting in Venice at the time, very efficient, very efficient. What they're so efficient, I would argue that Jeffrey could pay his staff less

like they're doing too good a job, too good a job. Like you can't do that good a job and then still go, we deserve more money. You start, you start underperforming. That's how you're going to get your wages put up. Anywho. Right. So, so everyone gets into his wife. What's his wife's name?

I don't know his wife's name. Brunette. Lauren Sanchez, Lauren Sanchez. It's getting a little bit alien looking. Okay, but she's in her 50s. I know, but she would be good looking if she didn't have all the duck lips. Yeah. Women have got a deranged view. The women in the duck lips, that's all on women. There's no men. Because if you ever kiss the duck lips, the duck lips really push back on you. There's no softness. They're terrible. What is the duck lips? Because women

obviously think it looks good. Is it? Are we meant to look at that and think it's a cock sucking device? The thing about the duck lips is this, is there's some women who have zero lips and then get them and then do look better. And they're the ones you don't know, a la Kylie Jenner. Look at a picture of Kylie Jenner when she was younger. She was a lippness individual. She had good lips, she looked good.

And then everybody goes, look how much that changed her whole face. It's a, it's a fairly uninvasive surgery. It's not like a nose job where you're out of it for a while. So they all give it a go. But when it's bad, it's like, it's laughable. Oh, it's, it's when that, but obviously men do find the lips. Cause if you look at ancient, I say say ancient but like sex dolls from 50 years ago Like blow up dolls. It's always these gag lips. This is

For all the people who are teasing Lauren Sanchez for marriage and Jeff Bezos going first of all he could go younger He could go younger than a woman in his 50s. You and a woman in her 50s He's this is classy for world's richest man for the richest man. The world has gone for a woman in his 50s, a woman in her 50s. Oh, this is classy for world's richest man. The richest man the world has gone for a woman in her 50s, right? She has loads of plastic surgery, right? He could get a natural beauty who is a supermodel that we've all heard of. He could go for a famous supermodel that we've all heard of in their 50s, right?

I'll tell you something about Lauren Sanchez. Never met the woman, but I can tell you, she fuck, she fucks, she fucks good. She, she has, she is so good at bed. She is married the richest man in the world. And she looks at, and she's done it in her fifties in her fifties. She's bagged the richest man on earth. Yeah. She could be the goat.

She, she, I think she's swinging on chandeliers, doing a backflip and landing on his cock and then just with the big lips going like that, right? That's what I reckon is happening. And he's just blowing his load going. He didn't think he'd get erections until he met her. Hey, you're right. Jeff Bezos getting a lot of heat. Unfair.

Okay. So let's put this together. Who's, who's the billionaire that we hate? Right. Jeffrey Epstein goes to a isolated island and fucks kids. Jeff Bezos goes to a place where millions of people are overpopulated place and a woman his own age. Yes. And people are still unhappy. I'm starting to think a billionaire can't do a good thing in this fucking society.

Anymore, people just don't like rich people. What do you want to do? Pay his taxes? Yeah, yeah. Fuck yourself. Yeah, that's what you want to do. The only thing wrong with Jeff Paisley is he doesn't pay the taxes. He gets your fucking deliveries on time. He's doing sweatshop labor for the staff, which is what we're trying to bring back to this country.

He's losing an old, frankly, ancient woman. Yeah, he's having sex with a relic I can't believe she wasn't found in the catacombs underneath the fucking library of Venice like last crusade He's man of the year as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, he's net worth to age of woman. He's fucking what a sight So bro, we are but that just shows it if only you had a full head of hair the woman he could have got We are, but that just shows it. If only he had a full head of hair, the woman he could have got. You can be worth $300 billion, but if you're a bald headed cut, you got to fuck a woman who's 60.

Poor Jeffrey. So obviously people are making fun of the lavish expense of 50 million dollars or whatever else it is. At the same time that this was going on, a out and out, basically he would probably describe himself as a communist or at least a democratic socialist, as being put as the mayor of New York City. Yeah, mayor of New York City. Yeah, as as the Democratic candidate who beat Cuomo. And this guy is 33 years old and does have a lot of communist principles. Government run grocery stores, rent freezers, very popular amongst the young. And people say, how is it that a communist is potentially going to take power in America? Do you go? Well, we're broadcasting a 50 million dollar wedding wedding of billionaires and there's over 150 private jets that flew in for it.

People might be a little fed up with that. Maybe. Okay. I don't like this new guy trying to become mayor. And I'll tell you why, right? Because he's doing this whole, we have to tax the 1%. Now this is going to make me sound like a complete cunt, right? I've already complained about my business class flight today. And you've got a Rolex. I'd take that watch. And I've already complained about that. I've already complained, you know, um, I pay all my taxes.

I pay over 52% in taxes in this country. Right. When I get my state income and all that type of stuff, then I pay commission and all that type of stuff. I get, you know, about a third of every fucking dollar I get reaches my pocket, right? Um, I pay so much in taxes, it's getting ridiculous to live in California and arguably ridiculous to live in America, the amount of taxes that I actually pay, the 1% are being taxed. Don't fall for this bullshit. But the 1% aren't being taxed.

It's the 1% of the 1%. It's Jeff Bezos that isn't being taxed. It's Donald Trump who hasn't paid his fucking taxes. I don't have any offshore line things. I'm paying over 50%. Stop getting angry at me and thinking I'm the problem. I'm not the problem. It's great big corporations.

People like me are paying most of the taxes in the country. Right? So there's a big difference between taxing labor and taxing wealth, right? So when you earn money as a performer, even though you're earning a lot, you're paying 50% on that.

I think somewhere that people want to start to tackle is people that just earn on interest accounts. They don't actually work. It's all in big trusts and they set, they put their money in safe havens and then they don't get taxed on it. Or corporations have offshore accounts. That's what they're getting angry at. Just this blanket statement.

1%, 1%, 1%, 1%, the top 1%, the top 1%, the top of the top 1%. You start taxing the Amazons of this world and actually find, and like, and I know they're doing nothing. They, I know Donald Trump did nothing illegal. They found loopholes, get rid of the fucking loopholes and let's, let's start taxing the people who really need to be taxed. But I don't think. I think, I think is all around Mamdani. This guy, he had one idea. To live in a country that's all about aspirations and trying to get to the top and trying to live the American dream. And then when you're doing it, having the rest of the society tell you you're a piece

of shit is fucking weird to me. Yeah. Well, this guy is Zoran. Do you know anything about him? I know that he was a rapper. He is an immigrant who has only been a citizen for six years, much like myself. Yes. His parents, his dad is a lecturer at Columbia university.

So his enemies are painting him as a, you know, trust fund. I think I will tell you this right now. New York State doesn't need any more tax. They're doing this hard as California. We need him to be the mayor of somewhere that has no state income tax or pays very little or whatever. But the people of New York are paying plenty of taxes. But also the Democratic Party or the establishment, if they're upset about this, then they probably shouldn't have run a mayor who, whose famous words were, I'm not a pervert.

I'm just Italian in Andrew Cuomo. That was who they wanted to win, which will be my favorite quote of all time. I'm not a pervert. I'm just Italian. Yeah. Italians with the, Hey, Prince of Pesa. Hey, boom, boom, boom. They can't help themselves. Like, how about stop putting old corrupt people in.

Someone's going to have to find out what's in their pasta, man. Cause it does make them go like that. If you're a girl in Italy, they reckon you can't walk 50 meters without being bothered. Yeah. But it's, it's, is it nicer to be wolf whistled by an Italian or by an Aussie? I'd go, you could start going like, I don't smell them. Just Croatian. You could say that as a little thing.

That would be a thing that you could do by the way, by the way, on the European tour, I got to give it up to the Croatians. Uh, Zoe, uh, what's a Zagreb Zagreb Zagreb is, uh, the one of four or five of the shows that have already sold out on the tour. And we're going to try to find a space to put another one. Thank you, Zagreb. I've never been to Croatia. I really appreciate you showing up. I don't know.

It's my little friend here that's actually helped me out. I'm not sure. It's, it's no, my, my community has seen the way you've taken kindly to this wide headed Crow and they see your kindness. I've always thought your white. I've always thought your white head is why your mother's so grumpy. What for the splitting?

Yeah. I wouldn't have said this. I wouldn't have said the splitting about my own mother. Holy hell. What a terrible thing. I meant the splitting up with my father. Hey trots, if you're listening, I'm sorry about how your son treats her. Yeah, so anyway, this mum Darnaby is gonna be the mayor. Now they'll probably get

behind Eric Adams. I'm trying to write a sketch. I'm doing my SNL writing packet at the moment, which you know, I'm trying to write a sketch today about if Jesus Christ came back and ran for mayor of New York, he would be far more shocking. He would actually be the most hated candidate ever because New York runs on finance and he threw the money lenders out so Wall Street would hate him and then he also was not into pride and homosexuals so he probably all at about 1%. Yeah I think he was into homosexuals. I don't think there's a world where Jesus didn't like the guys

hanging out with 12 men in the life. Well, he's probably worried his dad was watching, you know. It's gotta be hard to be a closeted homosexual where your father is omnipotent. I always thought that we'd like dead relatives when they were like, oh, she'll always be watching. She'll always be watching over you. The amount that I'm asked to be,

and I hope no one is paying any attention to me in my own time. Can you imagine if that was like you die and then your privilege in life was looking at your relatives 24 hours a day? Oh, there we go. There's grandma getting done by Mavis with a strap on. Fuck it. Oh, nothing I knew about. I'm sure Caroline will be looking

down on you smiling as you complain tonight writing a 10,000 page letter complaining about American Airlines. I'm sure I'm sure Caroline will be looking down on you smiling as you complain tonight. Right. Ten thousand page letter complaining about American Airlines. I don't even want money from American Airlines. I just want them time and wasted manpower from them. I'm really just I really just seeking revenge. I've got a speed round for you as well of a couple of other stories I've seen.

So some quick takes from you. This one really hurt my feelings. Did you like the mayor in New York? Just quickly, you like the mayor in New York? The new one, the new one? I mean, probably not. Probably far more, particularly for New York City, more of a free marketeer in New York City, the home of World Finance.

But I think things are going to there. We're at a breaking point and we are splitting to fascism and communism. And this is symptomatic of what I think is going to continue to happen. So you'll see more of this. That's what I think. But I've tried to move to New York and it's fucking unaffordable unless you are a trust fund kid. So that's where I'm at with New York. Seems like that dreams out of reach for everybody.

Here is I feel like the whole city is the top one percent. Anyone who could live in Manhattan, like literally anyone who owns property in Manhattan, no matter how small the flat is the top 1%. Yeah, if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. They said that for a reason. Yeah, it's crazy real estate. But then again, it's like, who's in?

It's like, I don't feel entitled to live in New York. I mean, who's the ones voting for it? It's all the people who are out apartments who shouldn't be living there anyway, because they can't afford to live there. There's some places on earth you can't afford to live in New York. I'm an immigrant. I can't afford it. Who's the ones voting for him? It's all the people who are out of apartments who shouldn't be living there anyway, because they can't afford to live there. There's some places on earth you can't afford to live. Not everyone that has the right to live in New York. Well, I certainly don't. Yeah, that's why I'm looking at Austin.

Yeah, you have the right to live in Austin. That's as good as I'm gonna get. Tax free. Okay, so I wanna do a quick speed around of some stories for you. This one's devastating. France. Oh yeah, that is sad. Okay. So I want to do a quick speed round of some stories for you. This one's devastating. France has banned smoking outside at restaurants. What are you talking about?

He is the only country that I know where the cigarette is still. I was talking to my mother-in-law and she said, the other day, she said, Hank said, has anyone ever lived over 120? And I said, no, Hank. And then she said, yes, Hank, people have. And I was like, this moron. And I Googled it and one lady had lived to 121. Right.

It was, I wasn't people. So Becca, my mother-in-law was completely infactual. And one lady had lived to 121. Right. It wasn't people. So Becca, my mother-in-law was completely infactual. She made a fool of herself saying that people had, because there's only one person, so egg on her face, but the woman who, one was who had lived to 121, 122 was a French lady, right. Smoker till the end. Listen, some people, they people just meant to live.

Had champagne and a cigarette on a 20, 200 and 120 first birthday. Yeah, because the food isn't poison there. The food of America, I'd rather smoke and have black coffee in America than eat any of the bread. Yeah. Now, all the all the people who lived over 110 have been women. There's no man who's done it. No, we haven't. We haven't been able to imagine how grumpy, 120, how grumpy and racist,

120 year old man, 120 year old man. My Jake would just be like this. I like younger women. I don't do age appropriate. I like them around a hundred. You know that rule about what age you can date women. It's meant to be half your age plus seven. So if there's any 67 year olds,

yeah. All right. So then we'll take, you don't smoke anymore. So it doesn't bother you, but it bothers me because we go to Europe and that's where I smoke. I, I whipped it up. I'm such a, I have such a fucking cliche. As soon as I get to Europe, I buy a pack of cigarettes. I guess. I've never met a culture that smokes more than the French and the only other cultures that smoke on the same, when I was in Macau, there's some Chinese people in a casino,

more impoverished Asian countries smoke a fair bit. The Japanese have really wiped it off their street. You have to go into little booths and side alleyways and stuff like that. They've always gotten rid of it, but there's some sort of second world Asian countries that smoke a heap. And in the first world, just France, France is number one with a cigarette. They fucking love the cigarette. It's still cultural. Like in Canada, the other day, the filters say you're going to die. So you actually have to look at the words you're going to die as you pull it away from your mouth and go, I'm dying and dead. Right. So, but, uh, France is the king of cigarettes. Steve Hughes used to do a very good routine on French smoking.

If you ever get him to do it. It's one of his old routines. I don't know if I should repeat it, but he might still be doing it on stage. But the premise was basically, it was basically a guy visiting his mother in hospital while smoking a cigarette. Yeah. Well, you got to feel bad for the French who right now that they're about to have sex with a 14 year old girl legally but

they can't even light up a cigarette afterwards. Well it's because you can't smoke in front of minors. Isn't that still weird like what I think of with France is not just great food and sort of arrogant people but a shelter for pedophiles worldwide. A shelter? Yeah, Mr. Polanski. Oh yes, they take the people in. They take the people in. They really, they really, I'm surprised Woody Allen doesn't live there. He seems like the type, but I'll... Does he not seem like a guy that should be in Paris?

Woody's been a pedophile for so long his his pedophilic wife has gotten old Yeah, that's that's the benefit of them staying together people go he's a pedo he fucked that person they go What the one with the with his inner frame? He really outlasted Lasted the allegations. Okay, so last round I, I don't know how long we've got left. As long as you want to, as long as you want. We have, we have no, um, snake talk today because the snake isn't on this week. I know some people write to us very angry about the snake. People write to me and go, I don't want to listen about the snake. I'm not going to watch the snake. First of all, why are you watching the snake? The snake's awesome. Snake's a lot of fun. Watch the fucking snake. But what we always put it at the end of the podcast. You can just stop the podcast. No one's stopping you. So it's like in the last, it is only about 15 minutes of an hour and 15 minute

podcast. We still give you an hour. We just slap the snake on the end for the people who like the snake. Stop getting so. I'm, I'm very relieved. We don't have a snake interview today because I, right before we turned on the zoom to do this, I went fuck, I didn't watch this, the episode, I'm going to be an absolute cunt on this week's episode talking to the guest. And then I was happy to find it wasn't an episode. I don't think you, we already know. I know what happens. I know we've completed the whole season.

So I know what happens, but we have a great guest for next week who is very entertaining on next week's episode. But that's all I'm going to, that we have a great guest for next week who is very entertaining on next week's episode But that's all I'm gonna that's all I'm gonna tease now You know we we get sick of talking about Donald Trump all the time, but my god. It's this is a news podcast This is what it's gonna be. Let's do two Trump stories. This is one of him talking today, by the way He's wearing a Gulf of America hat now. That's his new match. Here. He is talking about his favorite enemy shower heads now that's his new match here he is talking about his favorite enemy shower heads That's no good for me. I like this hair lacing. I like that hair nice and wet.

You have to stand in the shower for 20 minutes before you get the soap out of your hair. And I put a thing in and it sounds funny but it's really not. It's horrible. It's that the water doesn't... Okay, okay. As a man with thin wispy hair, I have to stand up for another man with thin wispy hair. This is where I always stand up for Donald Trump. It's his hair and his skin color. As a pale man who got called Casper at school with thin wispy hair that looks like the head of sloth from the Goonies. You need high pressure to get the shampoo out.

If you don't get all the shampoo out, your hair looks even limper and lamer. The balding man needs a high. I know it's, I know it feels like people with more hair need the high pressure. It's not the thinning, the more thin your hair, the higher the pressure. Really, I would have thought you'd be worried about the high pressure sort of blasting what's left.

No, I get rid of those ones. If they don't wanna be around me and I don't wanna be around them, go. Be free, fuck off. I agree with him also on water pressure. These water saving, dripping, just just a little bit of spittle that you get from these eco showerheads. No good. No good. And also you have to stay in the shower longer.

As you said, you have to get I had this apartment in London and it just spatter if you turn the shower head upside down, it didn't have enough pressure to the water to go upwards. And you only have to and then you have to put your thumb over it to make it a bit more pressure. And you turn the shower head upside down, it didn't have enough pressure to the water to go upwards and you only, and then you have to put your thumb over it to make it a bit more pressure. And I kept on saying to my landlord, I said, can we get like a pump up here? I was like, if I had my time over again, I would have just paid the $400 to put a pump in there and make it high pressure. Because then when I said I'm moving out of the flat years later, he came up and

put a pump in for the next people. And I had two weeks of the greatest shower on earth. Like I just made me angry. I was just standing there going I could have fucking had this the whole time. I shit you not my dream shower scenario is super hot water being sprayed on me like there's been a chemical spill in a lab and I'm being and I'm being hit by a giant hose like it's almost torture I like my skin to borderline peel off. You want to be washed like you're a circus elephant. With two guys from Azerbaijan. Where someone just comes and lifts your ear back.

Gets in there. That's how you want to be show. Yeah. So I agree with, I've always agreed with Donald Trump on those little issues, but this is where Donald Trump wins the everyday man, right? The shower head sucks. Let's get plastic straws back. Right.

These are the little things that he can bomb Iran. He can have whatever issues going on in Israel, whatever issue was going on in Israel, he can fucking charge you tariffs. He can, he can do whatever he wants. But he could, he could bomb Toronto. And if I've got a clean head of hair and a sippy cup that I'm getting all of the water, are you going, that sucks? Yeah.

Yeah. Little, little changes that actually affect you in your everyday life. That doesn't affect you in the grand scheme of things and over time, but like just immediate, just satisfy satisfaction. Oh, my shower heads working. I have a straw. This is what this is. He's a secret source talking about these little bits of crap because I'm with him on the shower heads, but I don't, I'm not with him when he goes, this place is there have so much water. There's too much water. They have more water than they need more water than they need less than they should have. I don't agree with

more water than they need. I believe we all should do our should have. I don't agree with more water than they need. I believe we all should do our part, but I don't believe the shower heads work because the shower heads make you stand under the water longer and then you don't do it. Do you remember the water saving thing in Australia? There was about this, when you're brushing your teeth, turn off the tap. Whilst you're brushing your teeth, everyone puts their tap on it. I grew up in the same one family, one bath.

That's what we had in the country that I was from in the river one family, one bath. That's what we had in the country that I was from in the river land. Yeah. But yeah, that's great depression shit right there, man. That's a human soup that you're sharing with you. I, and now I look back on it as well. I remember having to share a bath with my brothers and I was about nine and then my brother would be 16 and he's had the poor, then my, then my 14 year old brothers had the bath water, Then I get the bathwater.

The amount of cum that might've been in that bath. Cause we only had the only time you got privacy was in the bathroom was the only house in the room in the house with the lock on it. So it looks like a fucking miso soup in there. It looked like fucking sea monkeys on the back of a comic book. Yeah. It looked like fucking sea monkeys on the back of a comic book. Here's another thing with Donald Trump. I entirely agree. I come out of the bath like I was shocked by Spider-Man.

Here's what I agree with the Trump also. And I say it because I've seen it already today. I fucking I hate. Wind turbines. I love wind turbines. They look like shit. No, you're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong.

It's harnessing a natural environment to get, and I hate where people go trash, you know, how long it takes to make back the energy. I don't give a fuck. As long as it starts making back the energy eventually Palm Springs is run by those fucking things. It's an eyesore desert. They just have, you have them as a farm. Now it's not an eyesore and I sawore. You know what's an eyesore? Fuckin' people running out of energy.

People starving in the fuckin' world. We need to conserve energy. We need to make fuckin' greenhouse. We need to do whatever we can. We all have to do our part. You're wrong. You're fuckin' wrong. I'd rather have mandatory solar tiles, the Tesla tiles, than have that fuckin' shit.

Yeah, but they don't do everything. They don't fuckin'. The wind turbine. You go to Palm Springs, my bingo wings went mental there I got to work on that look at that bingo old tuck shop lady anyway yes so if you don't know what it is Americans they could bingo wings the bit that's the flap underneath there because the old ladies in Britain go bingo what was I talking about the Wind turbines, wait for this. Yeah, well, why don't you put a pinwheel in your pants? I think you'll find it's fine. Like Jack, didn't I buy all this equipment? You ain't all these. I can smell it on it.

You're disgusting, man. Yeah, look, I get it. I listen, we don't need to have a discussion about bloody clean energy. I just personally agree with him on the shower heads. And I don't like wind turbines. He doesn't like the wind turbines? He thinks they're an eyesore as well because they kill the birds, right?

These environmentalists, they say they love the environment and then the hawks, they're getting hit. A lot of birds, they get chopped up. No, I don't agree. I'm more for the wind turbines. They work. Look, as I said, God, the power springs, the whole city's fucking run on wind turbines. It's amazing. It's amazing. And I also think they should do more with the waves and the water hydro electricity. I'm a big fan of as well. Anything we're using our environment, solar, wind, hydro, all good

stuff, all good stuff. It's that that is that is that is mankind, mankind working at our finest is using like you walk out, it's windy. Why can't we harness this fucking shit and make a light bulb go on? Of course we should. Wonderful stuff. Wonderful. I like liquid gold. Have you heard of it?

Liquid gold? I wouldn't give a shit if I could see wind turbines out my window. It wouldn't bother me in the slice. Yeah. There's a few blokes over here. Handy men from regional Illinois. That's what you're going to fucking like coal baby. They like coal.

I can see it. That view out there could do with fucking wind turbines right now. Hey, cover. Have a look at that. You know what? Fucking wind turbines out there. Look at the prairie. These guys don't want to be fucking seen building.

Just trying to do a job without you and your fucking pink shirt walking out there going through the microphone, holding it up like that. Anyway, anyway, my father in law said, he goes, so you need to do as a podcast. I said, yeah, he goes, so what do you talk about? That isn't just shit. And I said, oh, you goes, so what do you talk about? That isn't just shit. And I said, ah, you know, we'll do a bit of stuff about the news. And he goes, so do you guys do a lot of research? I said, or next to zero. But why do people want to hear that?

It's just a couple of blokes talking rubbish to each other, isn't it? That's all any radio show is, right? That's what this is, mate. We're not here. We're not here to get the facts right. We should finish up though. So I'll end on one last story. You can tell me which one are you. You want to talk about Jaguar? Or do you want to talk about this really sad story about Carmelo Anthony, the kid who killed the other kid? No, let's talk about Jaguar. Well, we can talk about Jaguar. Or hold, I'm throwing it. I'm throwing out. I feel like you know what it's like when my wife goes, which outfit you like more?

And then I've chosen the wrong one because I gave you, you said you gave me two options. And I said, we'll talk about Jaguar. And you went, oh, I don't want to talk about Jaguar. Because it gives a fuck. Yeah, they rebranded and then it was a woke rebrand and now they're failing. But you know what? They're about a $500,000 car or something. So naturally, I gonna sell less. I think they've just started to build like basically Rolls Royce of cars. They're gonna sell a whole lot of less.

I don't think it's the wokeness that is going to. No, it wasn't even so much woke. It was just weird. They just sort of threw out all their legacy in that brand, you know? Cause you think of Jaguar and it was rooms like this, right? With guys in driving gloves and British racing green and, and now they're going for young and trendy.

Yeah, but this is going to be like new Coke. My prediction is that Jaguar will be back. So if you haven't seen, so Jaguar just got rid of all their cars and they brought out one car that's worth a lot of money. It looks closer to a Phantom Rolls Royce. It has a suicide doors that open the other way, which is the ultimate sign of fanciness. So, you know, people can get into the car and, you know, someone, a doorman can open it for you. Ugly car, in my opinion, and they've sold, what have they sold?

They've sold 57. 57. How long have they been out for? Is it for the month of, yeah, 49 cars in April, once it started. Yeah. of 49 cars in April once it started. Yeah, very expensive car. Look, my biggest concern wouldn't be the wakeness. My biggest concern would be getting parts. There's only 49 cars. Finding a mechanic who works on it must be a fucking nightmare.

All right. Here's the story I want to do because I want to crime because crime rates. You didn't want to talk Jaguar at all. I don't want to talk Jaguar. Fuck Jaguar. It was my mistake for bringing out our credit. In fact, Amos before we start, he goes, I don't call Jaguar unless I call it with an F. Right.

That's what he said. Terrible person. Here we go. Okay. Last story. I think it's important to do crime because crime is what rates all the shows that do well a crime You try and do comedy that's comedies up for the eye of the beholder But crime is interesting to all and you know what I know about ratings is always put your best story in the last three minutes

That's when people really are listening. Well, we can we can edit this. Here we go So this story takes place. Yes in Port Lincoln now Port Lincoln is near where I'm from in South Australia in probably about six hour drive or something from Adelaide. It's a very rich farming and ocean. What do you call it? Like snapper fishing town. A lot of billionaires water, big, big fisher people. In fact, a lot of Croatians put in and make everyone's got a Fisher.

Here's the headline. Beauty and the geek. Now, the geek is Jim Billy and the gate. We have an American version. Now Scott Zabilski, who worked on the Jim Jeffries show, there is an American version producer on the Jim Jeffries show was the producer of Beauty and the geek here in America. I always liked Beauty and the geek, because it really shouldn't, because half of the girls were good looking and half of them were just pig shit stupid. Right. And half of the guys weren't even that smart.

They just had psoriasis and thick glasses. So it should have been called I goes and good looking, but they beauty in the gig was what they went for. Yeah. So beauty in the gig, Australia had a contestant called Tamika Chesa. Oh yes. Yes. called Tamika Chessa. Oh, yes. Yes. Come on, Chessa. OK, yes.

Now, she is currently in police custody in South Australia. Why? What happened after allegedly? We love saying allegedly. That really gets us off the hook here. Murdering her partner, Julian's story. Police have confirmed in a June 28 press release. Was he the geek? He was not the geek they met afterwards. But the geek feels lucky about it, eh?

After there was a response to a small fire June 19, the police entered the property shared by Chesa34 and her boyfriend story 39 to find a confronting scene. The release noted as Julian's body had been dismembered, dismembered. Julian's head had been removed during the argument. Please. Can I get my wife to cut up a chicken and get ready for this despite extensive searches and interrogation by South Australian police, the head is yet to be located. Oh god. Well, in all fairness, I heard she was good at head jobs. It's what got her on the show. What got her on the show? Would you call that a head job, Jack?

Would you call that a head job? Jack's giving me this smile. Now I want to get up. Am I being misogynistic about the about the woman? Am I being misogynistic about the murderer? Am I? Is the is the is the woman who cut the man's head off? Does she deserve more respect? Just just didn't know that she deserved more respect than I was giving her. Okay carry on. Right so let's I'll play you the story from local news. Here we go this is just popped up. Let's let's. Right, so I'll play you the story from local news. Here we go, this has just popped up. Let's listen to this. Returning to our top story on the former reality TV star

accused of beheading her boyfriend in Port Lincoln. Lauren Rose is there for us tonight and Lauren the search continues for his remains. It does. Okay, you cut out. You cut out. Major crime. Did we look here to help them with the gruesome task of finding the 39 year olds head Julian

stories dismembered body was found last Thursday in the home. He shared with his partner, former beauty and the geek contestant to make it Chesa police believe he'd been dead for up to 48 hours, his body discovered after a small fire at the property. They've released chilling CCTV of the accused killer walking the streets of Port Lincoln after the murder, carrying a bag with three dogs in tow. They're urging anyone who saw her to contact them. SES volunteers have searched several areas this afternoon, looking in dense scrubland in Port Lincoln's north and along

the coastline. Local residents are being asked to check their security cameras and dash cams for any images of Chesa, while anyone with information about the possible location of Julian's stories remains is being asked to come forward as well as being important to the police investigation. Detectives say they want to give Julian's stories a heartbroken family a chance to lay him to rest. Wow. Yeah, you know what makes me think of, I know that it's it's weird to bring this back on myself She was just a contestant a reality show. I host a game show in Australia. I can't kill anyone. Can I? I'm sure you can yeah, but if I do if I kill someone it's gonna make the news in it Oh yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Tug of war with it. Yeah. The favorite part of the story for me is there's an Indian bloke who owns the gas station that these two frequent, right? Now I reckon it says that they might be in there late night getting a lot of snacks. That's the way that it sounds, you know, and they might be stoners or, you know, big drinkers or whatever.

So they're doing a lot of late night visits. And the gas station guy says, well, Julian has shoplifted from me more than 10 times dot dot dot, but I don't think he deserved to be decapitated. Yeah. What if he did it 12 times? That's one of those quotes you give to the press and when they leave you go, fuck so I think I came off if you heard his intonation it would have been like, he shoplifted me about 10 times, the guy doesn't deserve to be decapitated you know, if you do it like that it's alright, but if he went but if he paused and goes, he has shoplifted off me over 10 times

I don't think he deserves to be if you do it like this, if you go. I don't think he deserves to be. If you do it like this, if you go, I think he deserves to be decapitated. You got to hear the intonation. It doesn't read well, but does it deserve to be decapitated? Yeah, I did the voice very light. You started the voice. Very you infected me with the voice. And if we can't do the voice, even though you've got an Indian wife,

who can do the voice? She can. She does it really well. I'm always better. Yes, she does. Bro, that's fucked up. Yes, that's that's how we'll probably be following that story along. This seems to be dude. The reason I have is because I I can't get my wife to do manual labor.

Right. I reckon cutting her head off the spine, the spinal cord. So, cause I, I can't get my wife to do manual labor, right? I reckon cutting her head off, the spine, the spinal cord, you'd need an axe and you wouldn't be able to do it. Just one, just kabang. You'd have to go for it. She's only a petite girl. Yeah. There are two of her.

I'm just impressed with her due diligence and- But I'm sorry, if you live in Australia, all you hear about is the violence against women, which is bad and- Oh, I've always said it. Okay. So, so they have a TV show on everyone's seen this TV show snapped. Right. TV show snapped and it's about women murdering their husbands and it says snapped.

And it's like, she was having a fair for 15 years. And then when she decided she didn't want the husband anymore and his cancer wouldn't wipe him away. She snapped. Right. You have that you have a show about men killing their wives. It's called murderous. Yeah.

Satan. Even in the fucking title, there's they're apologizing. Snapped. Oh, you fucking did something. That's what the show could be called. Well, what did you want her to do tonight at eight 30? You can't blame her. Yeah. Because remember on this podcast alone, in the last three episodes, we've got a girl who set a bloke on fire in Australia because he said, get back in the kitchen.

And now we've got a beauty in the geek contestant who has decapitated her boyfriend. What's going on with Australian women, mate? Also, if this girl's a beauty, what's she dating a bloke who shoplifts at the corner store for? She could get someone really good. No wonder she was trying to get out of that relationship. Trying to move on up. What do you think? Yeah.

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right so she puts her sexy pictures on Instagram. This is so good I have a friend and every bloke out there has a friend who, if you go on any woman's Instagram, he's following her. Oh yeah. So my friend and you're like, you don't know. And then they like all the pictures and they always comment underneath there. That's a good look. That's a good look for you.

And it was someone like, they'll go hashtag no makeup. And they'll go, you don't need it as beautiful as ever. So this is my friend who literally every woman on earth I've ever followed. He follows he's following her and likes every picture. So he's probably seen the news story. Tamika Chesa, Behead's boyfriend. And he's going, oh fuck, she's all right. There's nothing wrong with Tamar. I can see where she is. She, she, it, look, look, let's, how do I describe Tamar in 20 years?

She could marry Jeff Bezos. Well, let's, let's use this. She's got big fake boobs. She's got a whole, a whole lot of, uh, she goes to UFC fights. But I, but I want to, I want to finish today's episode with in the words of Tamika Chesa, who is currently being held for decapitating her boyfriend. And if there's no greater sign of Instagram not being reality, I take you out with Tamika's most recent post before killing her boyfriend, quote, be the reason people believe in beautiful souls, kind hearts and good

energy. Never stop being a good person. That's it. That's a sec. That's a second last post mate. Cause the last post is this, just be headed a bloke. Just kind of blokes head off. Thank God it's Friday. Peace and love. There's the one before you can read it back to front. There's like a cryptic puzzle. Always be a good person. But in all fairness, has she gone down to somebody's like, cause she hasn't posted

since 2023. Yeah. The love and light is over. She does like she, she might've like, okay, I'm going to say drugs. I'm going to say she got into the drug scenes with this bloke. They go in. uh, so I'll, I'll come on her Chesa. Um, she's got a webpage that isn't the webpage needs a bit more work. Web page.

So you can work on that in prison. There's no links to anything. That's it. That's how it's just not even if you want to contact her. You can call zero zero zero in Australia. Here we go. Here we go. Should we reach out? Go me and the boys are putting on a fishing trip in Port Lincoln. We are looking for a topless barmaid.

Are you currently on parole? Trying to get out of difficult relationship. What is your advice? Head question mark. So there was one time there was like a contestant on the 1% club and it was like, it was like a 1% club contestant was like, it was like, um, 1% club contestant, um, done for pedophilia. It was like one of those women had shagged all of the 16 year old students at school or 15 year old boys or whatever like that. And they go, they go, uh, pedophile for 1% club. And they put a

picture of me like this. That is that honestly, you should be able to see for that. Hey, because you didn't have to read far. It doesn't matter. No one reads it as a society. There is a handful of people who go this. Yeah. That Jeffrey's bike, the gun guy, the pedophile for me, one percent club Australia, um, lady, female, uh, pedophile or whatever.

Find that. So let's, let's end, let's end on one more time. No, I think, I think that words of Tamika Chesa. Yeah. We're just in on the words of Tamika Chesa. Oh, we can do it. Well, here's another one. She's got set.

She's got so many of them. Yeah. Living, loving, healing, learning and growing. I'm on a journey. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, there's only two things happening in life. You, uh, you win or you learn and she's learning at the moment and she's going

to come out of it, a better person. Come on her Chessa. Let's, uh, let's, uh, good night, it's nice.