I Don't Know About That - ATM: Episode 24 - Superman Is Joining ICE?

Episode Date: August 13, 2025

At this moment, Amos and Jim discuss Dean Cain joining ICE, the stupidity of the posh accent, and all the drama of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Jim's new special "Two Limb Policy" is out now on Netflix! Watch THE SNAKE on FOX Tuesdays at 9pm ET/8pm CT and available the next day on Hulu.   SOCIALS: Jim Jefferies Website: ⁠https://www.jimjefferies.com⁠ IG: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/jimjefferies⁠ FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/JimJefferies⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/jimjefferies⁠ Amos Gill IG: @abitofamosgill FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/AmosGillComedy/⁠ Theme Song: "Rein It In Cowboy" by the Doohickeys

Hello, everybody. Welcome to At This Moment with Jim Jeffries and Amos Gill. A special day, Jim's special is out on Netflix now. So if you're not going to listen to this, you can pause it and go and watch. To Lim Policy on Netflix. It's out right now. Thank you for mentioning it. I'm also about to start a tour across Europe where Amos Gil will be opening up for me for

everything but the United Kingdom date. So anything across Europe, we will be having in the UK, we will be having Glenn Wall and Andrew Maxwell, two of the greatest people to ever do the job. opening up for me. Absolutely. And thank you to everyone who's come to see me in Edinburgh. If you're an American, I'm coming to Nashville on the 22nd and 23rd of this month at Zainey's Comedy Club. I'll see you there.

On today's episode, we spoke about a superhero who's taken it to the streets for real. Also, an American man who finds himself fighting on the front lines of the Russia-Ukraine war, plus Australia's new woke. Law. Yeah, wait. The Americans that Americans are making fun of us for. All that and more on this episode. No sponsor today. So, have you got a message for the people, Jim?

We are sponsored today by ICE and Offensive Things at the Edinburgh Festival. Now let's start the podcast. All right. Hello, Amos. How's Edinburgh going? I'm very, I'm tired tonight. I will say it's 12.30. I've done 11 shows.

11? 11. Really? Are you just bullshitting me? I've never done 11 shows in my entire career. I think six or seven might be my max. Sets at 2 o'clock with the Pick of the Fringe PG show. And I said, is this, is this like clean?

They said, no, no, no. So it's just at 2 o'clock. And I went out at the front and started all my sex jokes. And there was a mum there with kids under the age of 12. And you're like, don't make me the nonce. Yeah. You know, this is my act. I can't.

I've got nothing else. Like, I feel weird. I just performed in front of the Dodgers this week and Jack came along and my son Hank came and it was the first time he'd ever seen me do stand-up comedy and so I was super nervous also and I was even doing that thing that you do with like when you're trying to impress a girl like what I was doing like I was going to yeah look this is a little gig you know they're not really comedy fans as such and I normally do theatres son like I was just trying to pick it up You know what I mean?

I'm actually, I've just, I've got a special coming out, so I'm working out new. So like, this isn't actually my strongest stuff. You know, I did stuff off the special. I got up there and I did, I recorded a joke in Japanese and I played that on my phone, like in Japanese. And I said, oh, that was for Otani and Yamamoto, but those cunts didn't show up. That got a good laugh. And then I go, they could have brought their interpreter, but he's probably off fucking gambling somewhere. Got another laugh.

All, all good stuff, right? And then I'm doing, I'm doing, if you, if you watch my special, which is out today, ladies and gentlemen, out today. Jim Jeffries, two limb policy. I'll be honest with you, right? Out of all my specials, it's got two of the biggest bang of jokes I've ever done. The intro is, I'm too slow. The first two minutes. Please sit out the first two minutes and then get there. It gets there eventually, but I're very proud of this special. It's got two bits that I would put in any greatest hit special that I've ever done. Right. So in your promo, you're telling your audience to bear with you for the first two minutes. You don't hear that often. That's honestly. Yeah, I'm being honest with you. No, you'll get some giggles.

You'll get some giggles. But if you're like that someone, if you've got someone who doesn't normally watch me and you're going, oh, watch this guy you'll like him. It's just me dicking on about Johnny Cash for a bit. You know how I am, right? And so. The pain of Johnny Cash comes to know. I can leave Johnny alone.

I just, that whole tour, I never had a good opening joke. And now this new tour that I'm doing across Europe, I have a banger of an opening routine, a 15 minute, really good opening routine. So, you know, the swings in roundabouts. But this special is very good. Just the first two minutes. That's my, that's my PR and the whole thing. Anyway, so I go down to...

When you were on cocaine, you were so much more confident. Oh, yeah. You're on cocaine, it would be like, with alcohol, I'm a bit flat in the middle there, so stick with me. Yeah, and a bit flat at the beginning. And then as soon as I, look, as soon as I mention actors, it gets good. And it doesn't take long. As soon as I mention actors, it gets good.

Anyway, so I'm there doing a joke that you'll see in my special about Blackface. The Blackface joke involves me masturbating at home, right? Like, I won't give too much of the joke away. And I did that joke in front of my son. And so there's that weird moment when I'm talking about Wayne Kenan, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, now he looks at his dad a bit different, right? And also, when I tell the joke, you can really picture the best. bit on the couch.

I'm in. And so, you know, because you're talking about the theater room. So now he knows when you go into the theater room.

No, I wasn't in the theater room. It's in the living room. It's my wife forked back here. What a game of Cludo. This is. Yeah,

yeah. Also, I'm trying to be like a working class hero. Don't mention my theater room. But, uh, so I went down and did a,

I did a gig for the, the doyries. And I'm there, and I'm staying with Hank and Hank's looks at me and he's like, um, and we're like, oh, it's Freddie Freeman.

obviously beautiful wife right they all of them had good looking girlfriends good looking wives all of them some of the relief pitches not so much but for the most part the starters were doing very well for themselves and and hank was like i don't recognize all of them i go well a good way to tell who's a baseball player is who has a beautiful woman on their arm that's a good way to tell who's a who's a baseball player in this room and i go same goes for softball um so i just by the way I just had, can I just get something off my chest? I know you don't like when I'm racist. Sure.

But I have to. I don't hate it. It just makes me uncomfortable. So if you're a British person. Yeah. And you live in Dubai, I got big prejudice against you. Okay. So I was just doing a set called Pick of the Fringe.

Yeah. And there was a woman there. And they kept the whole show, they were talking to the MC. We're from Dubai. We're from Dubai. Anytime you make a joke about Britain, she'd go, yeah, I know it's awful. That's why we moved to Dubai. We're in Dubai.

Everything in Dubai is amazing. We love Dubai. Oh, it's so cry for you in Dubai. No tax in Dubai. Then I'm on stage, and I have this bit, or I'm talking about how people have had slaves throughout history or whatever. And she goes, I don't know what she goes, I've got a nanny and a chef. And I go, yeah, I get it.

That's why you move to Dubai. I'm aware of this. And then I said, as a joke to her. let me guess you used to live in south africa and she goes we did when did you lose when did you fall out of love with south africa we're about 95 was it about 9095 you went the vibes are a bit off decided to come home and then you thought where else can you get you know extremely cheap labor at Dubai and she goes yeah that's exactly it we go where the help is cheap and the audience is just like i love i love how you're like you know you know you're like you know

I know when I, you know, you know, I know that you hate it when I'm racist. Oh, you were, you were in the right. No, but I, but I, just, I hate every white person that goes to Dubai. I don't know what it is. They always dodgy crypto sounds. We've got a soundbite now of you saying, I hate every white person. That's not going to be good for your brand. What do you mean?

That could refurb me. It's to balance out all my white pride. But, depending on who gets elected, yeah, every four years, you'll bring that slogan out. But I think about this all the time, right, which is, you know, when people go to poor countries, they love it. Like, Aussies love moving to Bali or Thailand. Yeah. And they will, I'll have a fight with my mum's friends who are like, old blocs and like,

we love barley is better than Australia. It's a better than Australia. I love, we love living there, the beaches, the way of life is incredible. Every time I tell them, no it isn't. It's no better than Australia. You just like underpaying people to be a butler. Like, you don't love the beaches of Bali. you love having a borderline slave.

Yes, the way of life is good for you and it's very bad for others. I have not been able to trust the water, but it is good to have people bring it to me. I think I can tell you this story. This is like, this is like 20 years ago, I went to Dubai and there was a guy who booked me to do a pub geek in a restaurant.

I go to Dubai now and the people who booked me in Dubai are lovely people and I'm having a great time out there And I played the arena just going out there and I played a theater and I'll go back to Dubai whenever. But when I went out there 20 something years ago, there was a guy who was like showing us around. I was like, never go back to England, never go back to England. You know, it's fucking, oh, terrible here, terrible here, terrible here, terrible here. And he goes, anyway, if you boys, you know, want to get, you know, your end away, right? So if you wanted to have sex.

And I thought he was going to go, that building over there is filled with prostitutes or whatever. Like, you know, I thought he was going to go this bar, that bar or whatever. I thought he was going to say that, right? Because there's a lot of escorts in Dubai. he did not say that he said he goes i own an apartment over there and there's a girl who lives there for free and i'll just tell you you're coming over if that was his that was his mistress because he just pays a rent for a russian escort in the fucking thing and then he offered it up to a stranger what and this is me jim jeffreys what a fucking dirt bag yeah a young that's a young

Jeffrey Epstein. That's a startup Epstein. Yeah, what a fucking... Epstein's flat, not the island. That's before the island. Anyway, we show up to the gig. He's there with his wife and his business partner for his wife. And they run a very large... I went to say who. They were part of a very large beer company that imported beer into Dubai.

And so they had all the servants on that. This guy then shows up with his wife after telling me this is the escort's apartment that he owns and that if you want to go up there, I'll tell you you're coming. So he's got Eastern European women. in the kegs yeah yeah yeah and he fucking uh i go on stage um and not him but his business partner's wife right and his business partner was no better right uh fucking heckles i put her down a few times and she goes if you don't apologize right now you'll never play Dubai again and she was

fucking right for 20 years for 20 years i was fucking not going back to Dubai and i and i looked at her like this going, I'm your problem, am I? Don't reveal the flat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll take into the desert, right? Exactly, exactly. It's taken me 20 years to say this out loud, like fucking dirt bags. They were.

That's the gig that I had. I'll tell you, I want to tell you about my first gig of the day because you'll like this. I had a bunch of Germans come to see me. And it was like classic Germans, like black trench coats, weird sneakers. And they're like, dude, we just want to tell you, we like, we saw you with Jim years ago in Berlin. And man, your stuff is like, it's so funny, it's so good. Like, my favorite comedians from Australia is Steve Hughes, Jim Jeffries and you, you know, like three generations of like Aussies that are like wild guys, you know.

Three generations of Australians that had to use far too much sunscreen and I have never been down to the beach. And it never surfed. Three generations of Australians have never surfed. The three Australians who don't own any rip-curl shirts, basically. I got a rip-kills, I have to have the swimsuit if I get into the water because I burn too quickly. And they said to me, but we've got like, we all want to ask a question, like, why the fuck? We are such big fans of gym and we see he's going to Europe and yet no German tour dates. Like, how can you go to Bucharest or Sofia, Bulgaria, but you don't come to Berlin or to Stuttgart?

And I said, guys, I've got a bit of intel for you. There could be some, something. There's something coming up in Germany that's a single tour. And it's a little bit bigger than just me. And that's all I can say about it at the moment. So if you're in Germany and you're worried that you're missing out on this tour. And look, if you can get to the other countries, we can see the tour. The German thing won't be for another six months past this, if it is to happen.

But we're trying to organize a very big thing just for Germany. I wanted to let them know that you haven't forgotten about them, you know, because No, I don't know. There is a reason that Germany is the only country that is not being visited in Western Europe when we go out there. So there you are. And I'm also not going to Russia because you've got a secret thing planned for Russia. North Korea is missing out on a few games.

I'm getting grief. Depends on the price in Moscow. I'm getting grief at the moment, as there are a lot of comedians. There's a lot of comedians doing podcasts about this because they've released the poster for the Riyadh comedy festival in Saudi Arabia. And I'm one of the comedians. And the comedians who are going,

and there's big names, Bill Burke, Kevin Hart, Louis C.K., Jimmy Carr, Whitney Cummings, right? Just to name a few. And people are giving us a lot of grief for going out to Saudi Arabia. And someone wrote to me just like, how dare you, the way they treat women out there and blah blah blah blah and it's like i don't agree with all that but don't you think some westernized

comedy is a step in the right direction you know what i mean it's probably is an opening up of things yeah don't it depends though it depends if you're doing your material or you get out there and you're like women oh get them out of the cars that's the material i've always wanted to do this is a problem this is this stuff my in my yeah and then you'll you'll be these clips released and you go, they made me say that. You go, no, that was he's doing. That was the picture of him in Amsterdam. No, but yeah, so I, you know, it's like, it's like, I guess people are still, they got into

the golfers, they got into Cristiano Ronaldo and all the other people that's visiting. But don't you think the westernization a little bit of out there, entertainment anyway, is a positive thing? The only way to get around this, I think, is you just do a geek in every country. don't like i i'm not i'm not i don't exclude countries and i you know look i i i i assume the people if anyone wants to hear what i've got to say on any stage i'll get up and do it let me pause you i don't i don't get involved in the politics of the country i'm visiting now now that my visa has actually come through yeah i'm approved i am approved yeah okay i'll actually say to you now

whenever that used to drive me fucking insane when the golfers of live golf would be interviewed and they would have they would say to these golfers how do you feel playing in Saudi you're taking Saudi Arabia and money it's absolutely despicable how do you sleep at night you know what they've done to journalists blah blah blah you go I'm sorry but the United States government tried to assassinate and murder Julian Assange because he revealed their war crimes go fuck yourself why don't you ask the guys on the PGA how they sleep at night knowing that their government targets journalists fuck off Jeffrey Epstein was fucking knocked off come on Come on now.

Like we can't get, I'm sure the Australian government's had people bumped off and we've had inquiries into that. Look, even now, I'm still dealing with my nephew not getting what he deserved from the helicopter accident that happened. And the Australian government has completely fucked my family over. But bloody hell, the beaches are good.

Two at eight to come. Yeah, two at eights to come and fuck me. What's the 1% club? best bread in the world, best bread in the world. Unless I find better bread in Saudi Arabia. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm very unhappy.

Obviously, I've spoken. But you get what I'm saying? Australia fucked over. I've lived in countries. They've all done fucking horrendous things. And to just go, oh, there was a reporter who was killed, you can't do comedy over there.

Until I fucking meet the people, and they're all like that, that fucking reporter had it come into him. I might go, oh, fuck these people. I'm not going to entertain them. But, you know, Listen, it would be strange crowdwork for that to come up for you to go. Gda, mate, what do you do?

My name's Jamal Khashoggi, only then is it weird. Yeah, and every time you're on stage, okay, let's play you play to 2,000 people. The chances are there's a murder and a few pedophiles in the audience. You know, I just entertain everyone, is what I'm telling you. I can't find out. Mostly pedophiles? No, mostly, not mostly. That's bloody terrible.

terrible thing to say mostly. Some. Hey, you know, it's a really good sign when you've got pedophiles in your crowd because that means your act is hip because the pedophiles there looking for a fan base. If there's no pedophiles that you show, you've lost relevance because... Look, I'm a... I'm a... Okay, so the other day we released a clip of us talking about the dwarfs and we didn't,

Jack edited it together, but he didn't release the first bit of the clip when we actually mentioned the footballer had them at the party was the roll at bowling balls it was just me you're going fuck peter dinklage they should all be bowling balls so i got some angry angry messages from that because it was out of context now if anyone knows me in the disabled community i'm good with the disabled community i i have i have a heart for that that that that and also i'm brad friends with brad williams i've met tannia lee davis i know i know lots of i would never want to upset those people um uh what was my point here I don't know, you're doing some virtue signaling and I tuned out.

Yeah, no way, wait, wait, wait. So someone wrote to me and they went, fucking liberal, punching down again. And I'm like, it took everything in my being not to write underneath this. That's the only way you can hit him. Yeah, I wouldn't, I'd never punch down on a dwarf. It's usually kicking. You can't punch up on the dwarfs. You can't punch up on the dwarfs.

Now, is that guy baiting me to say something? And I thought, I'll just leave it be, leave it be. But he's like, you're punching down again. and then he's like, come on, Jim, let's see if you got it in you. I have a joke about that in my show this year, which is I would never punch down. You don't get enough talk. You've got to use your quads and you boot.

You boot them when they're down. Also, you never heard of Tyson's lower cut, did you? Always the up again, where he went like this, boom, boom. There's always bang up through the jaw. It's the Hulk smash. Well, anyway, what I was going to say to was over here. That was a good transition. in fucking Hulk, guy.

There you go. No, that was two episodes again, man. Oh, wasn't we already talked about it? I don't even know if we spoke about it. I think we've done a pre-record. But to your point, though, about these, you know, gigs and nations and comedy, I'm so sick of, like,

people are people over the world, and I think everyone can go out and watch a show who they like. Like you said, the more speech, the better. That's what I fucking think. And over here in Edinburgh, there's some issues at the moment. I wanted to get your take on in a couple. Well, just quickly, for what I find, most people who come and see me,

Some would agree with my politics Or they know I'm joking about things You know what I mean So it's going to be the same people there Funny's funny all around the world People are people I'm here to entertain people Make them laugh right

But you're going to talk about the Edinburgh Festival Let me guess Some hipsters have gotten upset about something Well there's two things That really driving up the fucking wall Okay So number one I think Israel is engaging in

Very close A genocide Okay The Israeli government under Bibby Netanyahu Not good terrible they need to feed the kids they need to let the human aid in it's out of control me that being said yeah okay okay that being said there is jewish comedians at this festival who have been kicked out of their venue because some hipster venue whistle binkies or whatever it was called said

their staff didn't feel comfortable having people who support Israel which i don't know if this guy supports Israel that they couldn't make any proof of this he's just a jewish english comedian that does one-liners who had a show called duerama and they kick the fucking bloke out of their venue. Gutless. What I don't like is... What's he got to do with the occupation? Jewel Arama is what I was going to call the next tour.

Fuck. Honestly. That's so shit. Look, I also understand with the Israel-Palestine thing that people have different opinions on different sides, etc., etc. And no one thinks they're right and wrong and no one thinks they're evil.

Everyone's the hero in their own. thing, right? I, the Israel-Palestine thing, me and you do agree on, right? I've been trying to not say anything about this because, you know, but I think it's, we were both more on Israel's side when it first happened after what happened at the music festival. How could you not be? And now it's like, what the fuck are we doing? We're just watching a genocide. So it's, uh, well, this, this government endangers more Jews in the way that they are behaving in that I, I've seen so much more hate towards Jewish people because. Well, this is the thing.

Because of the shutting down on the speech. Also, I have a lot of Jewish friends. I have a lot of Jewish friends. I would not want to be Jewish right now. It seems like a pain in the ass, right? Especially if you want to defend what's going on or if you're someone who doesn't even you have to hear just anti-Semitic fucking bullshit everywhere as well. But I said to the bloke.

You can't blame the people for the government. But I said to the bloat, dude, even if I disagree with, even if this guy is pro his country or whatever, don't kick him out of the fucking arts. festival, you gutless cunts. Secondly, there's a lot of pro-Palestine shows. They also deserve their slot. That's what I like about our business, right? And there's another show that just got canceled. Mind you, I did hear that the pro-Palestine show started and he just started talking over the top towards the end and just worked his show into it. His time slot was originally, it was an hour before, but he kept overrunning into their time slot. I get that. He ate into a lot

of their time and then he started to take over that green room that wasn't the end festival i know that reginald hunter at the moment is going to court over something being a holocaust denier or something like that um which i don't know if you use or he using but i've known the man he never felt like he was to me where he never discussed me probably didn't come up it's usually like how's the festival going for you six million that's a lot uh has your wife yeah the average bar chat yeah so so people have yeah okay I don't want to talk about Israel-Palastain. I just know that us talking does nothing to help, man.

Well, what I was going to follow up with was this completely... Now there's someone angry at me for saying that. It's never going to end. So this one will get you. And this is what I want to focus on. A couple of lads I know from Cork. Yeah. One of my called Richie, just great, as they would say,

sound lads, savage crack. Yeah, yeah. They have a show, and they usually come up with a real grubby show title every year it's their thing last year their show was called prince andrew tate appreciation hour and it was a picture of andrew tait and prince andrew making out with each other yeah the show was taking the piss out of the royals and andrew tate and geoffrey abstein and taking the piss out of jeffrey who would have a problem with that they went glorifying it they were they just now now this year their title is uh the diddy after

party. And how are they spelling a D-I-D-D-Y or D-I-D-H-E question mark after party? Because that's a smart. With merch. With baby all. Yeah. Yeah. And they have merch that says, I left the Diddy Party early. Yeah, which is on the right side of history. Yeah. Okay. And so they're just some working class lads from Cork. They're not famous comics. They sold, they were, they sold every ticket that was available in the first week. Everyone was going, bit of fun, late night, dark show, 1130. And was there anything that they did on stage that was

Diddy related? Well, the Blackface is a problem, probably, but. Could you tell or was it a really good job? It was a great job. Right, okay. So, no, but honestly, did they do anything did he related? No.

It was just late night, fun name, dirty comics, so you know you're up for an edgy show. so buy beware this is the type of type of joke and you can make i've been making jokes about diddy um uh didy i bet he did anyway so yeah um anyway so what happened was is some woman on ticot made one of those videos where she was like oh my god i can't believe what i've just seen i just saw a poster that said didi party and women who have been assaulted would have to walk past that poster and i don't want to see that in my city is is the poster in a well-lit area because maybe it you know posters normally are you know where all this in cowgate yeah i know exactly

where it is yeah so it's in an underground sort of dark area it's down it's down in alleyways the ditty after party yeah the posters yeah i know exactly where it is okay so what i'm going to do i'm now jack we're going to edit this up because it goes for a bit but i want to play this two and i want to get jim's take because this video has gone viral and And the festival has now made them change it. They can't have it be called Diddy After Party. No, you can't. Now they're making it called Bad Boy Parties.

So here is the TikTok from the woman that got this act going. Obviously, I'm just going to get into the comedians group chat because this thing's absolutely flared up on this one naturally. And everyone came to me because when it comes to cancellations at festivals, everyone knows that I'll get my nose into this because I've had a history. I've had my fair share at what I thought. was a liberal arts festival. Here we go.

So here's what the lady looks like. You know. Okay, we have to stop right now. Okay, just stop quickly. I've said to my wife, if she ever cuts her fringe above her eyebrows, we have to break up because I've never met a woman with half a fringe that is like my company, ever. I don't, and they're not normally gay, it's just that is the, if I see a half fringe like that, if you've got a half fringe and you want to be a fan of mine, walk up to me

with like, it's a bad haircut, I'm sorry, like, like preempt, because I, I, I, These women with a half of fringe actually see you for what you are because of their eyes. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's not blurred up. There's nothing distracting them from realizing what a piece of shit you. Yeah, I like a girl who's just like got that hair that covers one eye. How could you live a whole life with hair covering one eye?

What a wonderful way to like. Maybe she's missing an eye. So this woman obviously, quite a hipster. You can imagine she's very offended by things. She's mid fringe, midfringe. Here's the clip. Make like a big stink for no reason. social media.

But I live in Edinburgh. It's the French right now. There's a lot of French shows going on. And if you're from Edinburgh, if you've been to the French before you know, that people tend to make shows and stuff that are topical. It was a big trend for a while to make a show about Donald Trump when he was first elected. It's kind of part and parcel. However, last night I did see outside Bar 50 in the Cowgate.

They had a poster, don't know if it's a French show or like a themed night that they're having, but it was a night that they're having but it was diddy party and did he was there in his full glory surrounded by or maybe it was only one or two i can't remember but there were bottles of baby oil i'm not even saying that you can't make a joke about things and that every there's certain things that are no you cut out you cut out after baby oil you cut out again microphone i thought you'd stopped it hello can you hear me now i can hear you now i can hear you now she said no up to where diddy was there was baby oil okay so yeah so yeah Diddy wasn't there, by the way.

She makes a clarification. He was on the poster. Shocking. Of course, Diddy wasn't there? And I like how she started off. She goes, a few years ago, it was popular to make jokes about Donald Trump being elected. Did he actually get convicted of rape? He didn't get done for sex trafficking.

He got done for prostitution, I think. He got done for prostitution. But he didn't get done for rape. So he was accused of rape? He was accused of sex trafficking. Well, Donald Trump's being accused. of rape so that shows even more triggering how did they all get through i imagine when you were doing comedy was probably fritzel jokes oh no i'm way before fritzel bro i'm fucking way before fritzel

fritzel i was already off the circuit you're a you're a gary glitter shot cop i was a gary glitter guy that's exactly who i was come on come on come on come on come on come on not on kids you know what i mean like that yeah i fucking yeah i'm saying every generation has their nonce that they do a thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So who has it been? It's been Gary Glitter, Rolf Harris, Joseph Fittal. I did Rolf Harris. What's his name? Cosby. I did jokes. I opened a joke, a special with Bill Cosby, straight off the bat. I've done, yeah, I've done Cosby, I've done Fritzel, I've done, I've done, Jimmy Saville, the Saville Club. Saville, I sit on stage that I thought Saville was a pedophile once at the comedy store, and this was

years before, I said, that plague, I said, he seems like a fucking pedophile to me, right? And the audience turned to me like fucking a convict coming over here talking about our Jimmy, how Jimmy, he's fucking brilliant and he is. Or he's the original fucking gangster. Where's the gold jewelry? Jimmy Saville, bit of fun, right? No, I took the piss out of Jimmy Saville, and I thought, I'll never mention that guy again. And then years later, I was vindicated.

It's nice to feel right. When you're an outsider, you can see he looks like a caricature of a pedophile in a Roldau book or something. When you show up to Britain, and then he was on the, he wasn't dead at that stage. He was just on the telly. And they were like, and we got Jimmy Saville. He showed up with a cigar, hey, with a track suit down to his belly button and gold jewelry and fucking long pito hair.

And I was like, wow, that guy's creepy. And they're like, no, he's wonderful. They were so, there was so many comics who were doing jokes about how much they enjoyed Jimmy Sabo when I first started out. You get home from school, wouldn't you? You put on Jim Will Fix It. That was a top afternoon. Like that, right?

and you're like, fucking, it just seemed like a pedo to me. So what I'm saying is, Role Paris, although Rob Harris, you never got me. Roll Paris, I tell you what, I was defending Roll Farris. I was one of the ones with, we need to hear more things before we, because I loved Roll Farris. You would not have the wobble board.

I would not have a man who had a wobble board and panted like this. He called the pedophile on my watch. Who bragged about his third leg. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what it. What's the big problem here, everyone? So my point being, every fucking generation of the festival makes fun of some famous nonce. Yes.

It's actually probably one of the staples of the festival. And also, P. Did he... And the Catholic Church, by the way. The one thing he wasn't accused of was pedophilia. I don't believe. So we make all these jokes. Now, nothing gets my blood boiling more then. I'm not one of these people who complains about jokes, but...

Whenever you... That's the hipster version of I'm not racist but. Yeah, whenever, exactly. Whenever you have a comedy, hey, I like blue comedy. When they start like this, I like a good joke as much as the next joke. I've seen, and then they'll rattle off a comedian that they've seen that's an offensive comic, you know. And I used to watch George Carlin, and I like this. And then, and then they go, but, and you're like, all right, what did I do that was so fucking bad?

Now, these guys are just trying to fucking have a laugh. Also, there's thousands of shows. They're not famous. They're not even internet famous. They just need a way to stand out. And also, okay, so it's a show where they get other comics on? Yes. Let's hear from the female comedians.

Are the female comedians upset? Have they been female? No comedians are upset by this. Also, like, they're the nicest fucking lads from Cork, who everyone's like, I'll read you one of the comment, the top comments on the video. Like, obviously a lot of people agree with this woman. But my favorite one is there's a comment here that says, well done for me. making this stand against two brilliant working class Irish comics, who, like all performers at

the fringe, have to come up with eye-catching tongue-in-cheek show titles to bring an audience without a huge marketing budget with the big managers in the major venues. They're clearly taking the piss out of Diddy. Their previous show was called the Prince Andrew Tate Appreciation Hour with the Duke of York and Tate in a passionate embrace. It's a joke and the show starts at 11 p.m. aimed at people who enjoy dark comedy. If it's not your thing, fine. Don't go. Simple. Ironically, your heroic intervention will probably increase their profile and bring more people along but not everyone has to like what you don't like

they're not endorsing Diddy they're having a laugh get over it well they might get deported speaking of which I want to finish this woman's thing yeah okay oh there's more to go no we can edit it like to stick for no reason just trying to edit this down to something interesting would you

for last night I did see outside bar 50 in the co-gate they had a poster don't know if it's a friend show or like a themed night that they're having but it was Diddy party and Diddy was there in his full glory surrounded by or maybe it was only one or two I can't remember but there were bottles of baby oil I'm not even saying that you can't make a joke about things and that every there's certain things that are completely off limits I get it humor um can be used as a mechanism to say something whatever this isn't saying anything it's just pretty disgusting and I

I know there's a lot of people that would be the kind of person to comment on this and say that it's a stretch and it's just a bit of fun that's not that serious, but I don't understand when we stopped the cognitive process of being able to acknowledge that when you make a joke about something like a trial, this man was on trial for sex trafficking and there is plenty evidence, video evidence, of this man violently abusing, sexually abusing. hosting parties in which the sexual violence and exploitation of women was the whole point of the party. That's all out there for everyone to see. There was also men coming on his nipples. There was something for everyone. Like I said, I don't think all jokes are off limits. Make a joke. Did he party with the baby oil?

It's not funny. You're just... You're looking at the title, woman. Yeah. The title's not meant to make you laugh. The title's meant to draw you in. draw you in the title's meant to be intriguing to limb policy my special that's out right now on netflix that title doesn't mean anything until you watch the special so you know she didn't

watch the show this is the new levels of insanity because it used to be i went along i was offended now it's i saw the poster and i'm offended yeah like she hasn't even done them the justice of watching the fucking show and unfortunately the fringe caved and made them change it so they've called it now bad boy comedy after party because it's like bad boy records which doesn't work as well and the lads are not selling tickets anymore um also i told them i'd give them a plug so if you want to watch late i'll give him a plug also calling it bad boy all of a sudden means that if i was a woman i would feel less wanting to go to the bloody show it's going to be just all misogynistic jokes and all this and nothing i can fucking where if it's the ditty party

i don't know i might go along because they might be some celebrity to fuck. You're saying that the other problem with it is that a lot of people go there under false pretenses. Yeah, you think you're going to see Aston Coutches spit roasting a girl with the Bron James. I came down here. I came down here to come.

All you're going to do. I'm going to go to the Diddy Party and just see a whole lot of fat Scottish people with fucking Haggis in their face. Get the fuck out of here. That's not the Diddy Party. I came down here to come on black man's tits. The Scott, yeah, the Scott cat, the Scots can't wear all white at party. Can't wear an all white at party?

They've seen the way those cunts eat? They're never, their laundry bills would be through the roof. Well, I mean, it is an all white party, actually. That is the one thing that's close to the Diddy party. That's like it is Diddy's white party. Yeah, that's the thing is you put a, put a Scottish person in an all white outfit,

they look like Mr. Blobby. Completely luminousin. So go and support these fucks. They're good guys. These dumb fucks. They're dumb fuck name and they're dumb fuck. Look, I got their fucking merch. Will I wear that?

I don't know, probably. But, you know, this is the only part of me that's a real unionist, is I get behind comedians. I don't care. If there's a feminist comic that gets cancelled, I fucking get behind them. Yeah. It's the only good trait I've got. You're good like that. You're good like that.

You cancel them, but you defend them. Also, there was one funny one that, I don't know if you saw. Do you know who Kate Smirthwaite is? No, but Kate Smirthwaite. Kate Smirthwaite. Is she English? She's English, yeah. Okay, all right.

Kate Smirthwaite. She sounds like she's going to be posh, yeah? I don't think she's posh, but she's like a very, she's a very, very left-wing lady, but she, God bless her, she's having a rough fringe, and she made a video the other day, and her video is, here I am, 20 minutes into the show should have started. Unfortunately, not a single ticket sold, not a single ticket sold. And then she looked at the camera, dead serious, and goes, it's the Oasis effect. Oh, yeah, stop blaming Oasis.

Stop blaming Oasis. Oasis did two shows, am I right? Two shows in Edinburgh. No, they got one more tomorrow, but, like, Three shows. Okay, so you can write off that week. But if I was a tourist that was going up to Scotland, to watch, I would make a weekend of it. I would watch Oasis and then I'd go see a couple of comedy shows. Without Oasis, I may not come up to the festival at all, right? So think of the people who it's bringing up there who we didn't have at all. Are ticket sales statistically down at the Edinburgh fringe? Are they down on the days that Oasis are playing? They can find those stats out very easily because they used to give those stats all. the time. It's down 20%. It's up 10%. It's down 5%. Every year you'd hear this bullshit, right? And also

this idea, I saw one person that was like blaming Oasis, and I'm like, do you fucking think that no? Like when they're going, when Live Nation comes with a tour, goes, no, don't go up there, don't go up there. No, no, no. There's comedians. Come on now, kid. Come on, Alcott. Kate Smurf

put on a show. Yeah, man, we should support the arts. You know, they don't fucking know about the Edinburgh Festival. They would never invited to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Like, the audacity of being, like, if you're in this caper, every time I don't feel a room, do you know who I blame? Not the

rain, not oasis. I blame me. I can tell you every year that I did the Edinburgh Festival, someone was to blame for someone else's bad ticket sales. Ricky Javis went and sold out the arena where they do the tattoo, like sold the castle out, right? And that was a quiet night for us all.

And there was people that were like, fucking Ricky Javit. And you're like, it was one night. It was one night. I was fine, but it was still just one night at the end of the day, right? It was, and people think that there's like, like, people go, if I don't see Ricky Devace, I'll go see four shit comics I've never, never, never heard of. There me two options, four unknowns or just Ricker, no, no, either you're a comedy fan and

you're going to see a few shows at the Edinburgh Festival, and one of them will be Ricky DeVase, but I stopped doing the Edinburgh Festival for that express reason. At one stage, I was doing McEwen Hall, which was a thousand-seater, it was just me and John Bishop doing the room, I believe. And that's as big a venue as you can have at Edinburgh. And I would have, you know, we needed an extra 20 minutes to get our people in than other people. Our line was always a lot bigger and that type of stuff.

And I was getting a bit of grief from other comics because I was taking all the tickets. I was in a 30-seater on my first year. Isn't this where we're all trying to get to? Isn't this what we're all trying to achieve? Well, that's why you have to go to America is because they do like success there. In Britain, once you get successful, they're like, now fuck off. Well, Australians hate success more than the pits, but yeah, Australians only like you. But that is making me laugh now, the idea of these guys been like, right, we're going to watch Oasis.

And they go, oh, but it clashes with my journey and feminist discovery in Venezuela. Yeah. I was going to watch that. I was going to watch Pappy's Fun Club. Oh, no, man. Fucking hell. I bought a bucket hat for that comedy gig and all. The level of delusion that people have

And all I heard were punch lines and fucking set up So we should probably do some news We've spoken enough about bloody comedy Get me the clip of Dean Kane talking joining ICE If you came Jack I wasn't part of ICE But once I put that out there And you put a little blurb on your show

It went crazy So now I've spoken with Some of the officials over at ICE and I will be sworn in as an ice agent, ASAP. Okay, so there's another clip where that, by the way, was Dean Kane, the former Superman, and Dean Kane came out and he was in big support of ICE. Well, he's the conservative Superman, and he was on the TV show, so he wasn't one of the movie ones. Yeah, look, he was on Lois and Clark.

I used to watch a TV show back today. I'm a Superman fan. So Superman has a movie come out at the moment. It's doing good business. and Dean Cain thinks this is the moment that he's going to pop his little feral head up and he's going to go like he's I'll tell you what he's got to he's he might be Croatian but he's got a little round head on him he's got one of your heads anyway his body looks all right but the head's not Superman the head's too big for Superman you wouldn't be able to

fit the suit over the top you reckon Superman has a zip at the back how does it all get put together anyway um so Dean Cain has decided to join ice right it turns out he's super far right It's so good. Look, look, I'm an actor. Does he wear the outfit? I'm an actor. My wife's an actor. There aren't many acting jobs out there at the moment, right?

So I might, if we're only a few podcasts away and no commercials away from me joining ICE myself, right? If we don't start selling better help, I'm going to join ISIS. Yeah, yeah. He's going to join I-C-E-A-S-A-P, he reckons, right? So, so Old Dean is going to be an ICE agent. he's going to be on the floor. He's going to be like one of those guys

wearing balaclavas. You know when people like film him and they all rock up and they tackle like a Mexican who's holding onto a pole? That's going to be Superman, right? Now, the thing about it is he is a quarter Japanese.

Right? He's a quarter Japanese. His grandparents during the Second World War were in an internment camp. Now, for people who don't know what went on, I don't know most of you will say you did, but there'll be people in the car nodding along. Oh, okay.

So during World War II, The Americans locked up in internment camps, basically concentration camps, any Japanese person of heritage that lived in the United States, these were American citizens, people with American birth certificate, some of them, and they were all locked up because of having Japanese heritage. And that would be socially the biggest atrocity that America has ever done on its own people, right? We won't get into dropping the nuclear bomb or whatever and what people think about that, right? but on its own people, that's as bad as it's gotten.

I would say that's worse than many of the things that happened during the civil rights movements. I think it's right up there. It's really bad stuff, right? His grandparents were in internment camps, man. And now he's going after illegal immigrants and he's like, I'm going to get the worst of the worst. No, you're not, you're going to get fucking fruit pickers.

They're not sending Dean Kane on the, on the, and this one's a rapist and a drug dealer. Could you imagine, though? There must be a moment if you're in the back of a truck at Home Depot and you see this fat old Superman chasing after you. There is a bit of you that's like, that's pretty cool. You're telling me that Lois and Clark wasn't a smash hit in Mexico. All day it was. He's going to be caught by people who are going to go, I learned how to speak English off you.

It's going to be like, hey, man, could you sign my deportation letter? Huge Superman fan. Also, Superman. man, the biggest illegal immigrant of all time. No paperwork on the cunt, right? Nothing. Came in here on a ship. Yeah, not only came here on a ship and made life hard for billionaires.

Everything that this administration hates. Yeah. Yeah, try to scraw for business, man. Lex Luther, Lex Luther was 100% an American oligarch. And then all the money he earned here in America, he took out to his fortress of solitude in the North fucking pole. taking money out of the country, didn't even reinvest in America. And also, poison journalism. Ah, yeah.

Swade stories. Fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking slept with journalists, fake news all day. Fucking Superman. Superman, he had the morals of an alicat, the quote Biden. It is an amazing turn as your career goes on to join law. Like, if he'd done any law enforcement, because, okay, so there's been... It's one thing to say I've become a county sheriff.

or I'm running for the Republicans or just be one of these dudes that gets on TV like I'm pro Trump which there are lots of celebrities who are pro Trump but to join ice the fucking the hate in the heart of Dean Kane is and you can't say too much

because he might hunt you down have you got your visa I got my documents now all right okay all right we're all good that's right that really that this is life has become crazier than South Park because they just had that episode where they were hunting down Dora the Explorer

to bring her to Mar-a-Lago. Yes, yes, very funny. Can we give it up for South Park who is crushing it at the moment? Just crushing it. They're being the most offensive left-wing people they can be. It's really evening the kill at the moment.

I'm a big fan of South Park right now. Has there been any other actors that have gone off to do regular jobs? So Clint Eastwood became mayor of Carmel by the sea. Are there any other actors that became a cop? I hear Bill Cosby became a license plate maker. that's what he was a license plate manufacturer famous sectors who got jobs right well i remember after bill cosby show there was the guy who married the daughter and he was found packing groceries

right he was packing groceries and he was on the cosby show right because his fucking royalties went to nothing because of cosby getting accused of well getting convicted of rape right so so so this guy stopped getting his royalties i just want to say there were other victims and the the other actor from the Cosby show he just got fucking washed out to see right I'm telling you Cosby he's got a lot of blood on his head so what other Superman characters are there

other actors well Terry Terry Hatcher she could she could fucking she could arrest me all day that's why we all watched the show back in the day was Terry Hatcher that was Terry Hatcher in a prime Lower Cesar are there other actors who we could put in this administration

okay so you know the curse of Superman right the curse of actors who have played Superman over the years. So there was Christopher Eweb, obviously, in a wheelchair, right? Went to the Oscars. Everyone stood up. I thought that was offensive. One of my earliest jokes there was from me, that's from one of me sets when I was 17.

I thought it was weird when Christopher Eve wheeled out there, and they all gave him a standing ovation. That was a bit much. Even the clapping was overkill. They should have just nodded, you know, good stuff. That girl from TikTok would be offended by that. Then he was still alive at the time. He could still make the jokes.

You know, there was people. I remember Mel Gibson went, Christopher Evil Walk again, I'm sure of it. And I was like, what are these actors? What is wrong with him? Anyway, so he ended up in a wheelchair. The original guy for the TV series, the black and white TV series, he ended up being in a wheelchair or dying or something like that. There's been like four actors who have either dead or ended up as quadriplegics or whatever, right?

And then Brandon Routh, who did Superman Return, which is a very underrated movie. Yeah, he ended up, well, you know, he was in a movie with Spacey and Brian Singer. So he's probably got a prolapsed asshole is his probably biggest concern. But like, I'm sorry, I just, we need to go back here to this guy. That tickle Jack. It's very hard to get Jack these days. Very hard to get him. If we could just go back. So is it just like, is he being paid to promote ICE because he's there?

He went on. He went on to begin. with. He went on to begin with. Now, the last time I saw Dean Kane, you know what Dean Kane was? He was the commentator on the L.A. Christmas parade, right?

And there was pictures of him up everywhere, and he was like, and here we are. These are the kids from Toluca Lake Band, and they're all going to play a da-da-da-da-da. And all, Santa's coming out here, kids. Santa's good. That was what Dean Kane was doing with his second life, right?

Honest question, does UTA organize this for him? Well, who's he rep by? who's he rep by and is that Latino girl out of snow white shitting herself right now not willing to go down to the office dude imagine being his agent and Thane's like what have you got me Superman's back you know is there any appearances Comic-Con works kind of dried up yeah well Dean we got a we got a call here from the administration

they want to know if you could play the role of ice agent for real uh he is with i won't say the agency but it's not it's not one of the big four I'm not one of the big four. I, I've dated women who have been represented by this agency. That's what I'm talking about.

I'm going to take. But, yeah, I'll, Dean, it's like, out of all the Superman, he was the only, I guess there was another TV one.

I was about the shit on him for being the thing. But interesting story. Let's see if it progresses. We're only weeks away from getting videotape of Dean Kane actually chasing a Mexican

down in the street. Someone will have their cameras out. There's all the fucking COVID masks in the world can't cover up who Dean Kane is. You know where this ends? This ends on a street flight in Los Angeles where Jesus Trejo, no, what's his name? Fucking Danny Trejo ends up killing Dean Kane.

I reckon one of the guys who played Lex Luthor should stand next to the Mexicans. And then we'll have a real show. You've got to laugh. fucking shit show out here, it's a fucking shit show at the moment. Well, I don't, because I'm not in America, I'm like out of it. Well, that was the thing is you didn't know about Dean Kane.

That would have been all over your radar. I got, I got to tell you about before I said, I will talk about Dean Kane. I'm just like, I'm just a Commonwealth person again. Okay, now what happens is when you go to the Edinburgh Festival, you get in a bubble and the Edinburgh Festival, that's all that's mattered, and you're reading the reviews and what type of stuff. And then you speak to someone who's just in London and you go, can you believe how bad the reviews were for blah, blah, blah, and they'll let us.

stuff and people like I didn't see it these are the comics right but comics who are in Edinburgh there is nothing more insular than being at the Edinburgh festival what I was what I was having a go to them about tonight there's a lot of posh people that I'm doing shows with here's what I've learned about the posh brits they look at the the pot yeah but the posh women are better in bed for some reason don't know why but the posh men here's an observation oh the men completely and when they meet in Australian completely I in years ago I was I was making it with a girl called like mattie or something like that Maddie and I was

I was in, I was just at John Lewis Oxford. Then afterwards it was a Friday night. It was all students and stuff like that. They'd come. A group of students asked me out to a house party. I went to the house party. I'm making out with this girl in the corner, right, who's just been to the show, just kissing,

nothing to write home about, right? Just having a bit of a snog with his girl. And this guy comes up and goes, Muddy, Maddie, we're all going. We're all going. We're going to a different bar now. We're going to a different bar. Come on, come on.

We're going. And she went, I'm just going to stay here. And he goes, with the fucking convict. And oh It's very hard to be racist to a white Australian You have to really work at it But there was there was a fuck it And I understand my blood boiled at that moment

I didn't get into a fight I just kept them making out with it They have this thing with us right And I've noticed a lot of them The more posth they are The more they struggle to speak English Where they're like And they have this

Like this like high end stutter It's when they're called plummy. Plummy is when they have so much in their mouth. It sounds like they've got a plum in their mouth. And then the students are called RAS because everything they say sounds like this. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. Well, one of them, I said, I said this guy's hating. It's the most over-affected voice.

You can even do many of them. I was making fun of something about them, and this guy had a comment. Yes, the Australian man, he makes the jokes. What did you happen? And I said, you disagree, and he goes, he's like this, you know, he'll think about it. And I went, I might be a convict cunt, but I know your language better than you do. Spit it out, son. Spit it out.

And he's like, oh, no, no, low hanging, low hanging fruit. I always used to think about Hugh Grant's early career. Hugh Grant's doing like pride and prejudice and then he's doing four weddings and a funeral. He's like, wonderful. It's a different type of... And I'm like, I've read scripts. There's no dialogue that's ever been written

the way the fucking Hugh Grant talks. That's how much privilege. I'm, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, brilliant, wonderful, fascinating. Let's go. That's the posh privilege. The posh privilege is you get to have a stutter like that where you can't get the words at and people still think you're smart. But if I as an Australian went, ah, oh, yeah, what I'm fagin' free?

They go, he's completely mental, he is. No brain cells left inside his stupid sunburn head. But this accent says, eventually, so it's a big clever and I come out. Because that's the Boris voice as well. So you know our voice, they found out where it comes from, right? Drunk cockney. Drunk cockney is Australian.

So, so what are you talking about the thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, or what are you kind of fucking do? Like that, right? Drunk cockney is our actual accent, drunk cockney. And then we close the mouth a bit more so the flies don't get in. Oh, yes, and you're just fucking hot, you know. It's hot. Yeah, so that's, anyway, that's been shitting me off.

Now, I should, I want to direct you to a couple of news stories. so we can edit this together into a podcast. What a new story? Something from what are your Fox or something like that? I like the beam. I have not watched Fox since Tucker left. Now, here we go. This is a title I thought you would enjoy.

Texas man who fled woke America to live in Russia, now drafted to fight war against Ukraine. This is brilliant. This is brilliant. He goes, he's getting to PC here. The Russians still say the word, the F, A, G, G, G, O, T, as much as possible. The Russians, like, my friend, you can come here and call people retard and faggot, but you will be shot. Yeah, yeah, it's like, it's like, they're still beaten up, it's still illegal to be homosexual and stuff like that.

And he's like, fuck this. One of his daughters probably said she was a boy or vice versa. And this guy's like, off to Russia with us. Yeah. Right. After us. He goes, you want to transition? Let's transition countries, can't.

Come on, let's go. Let's go to Russia. And then Russia's like, why are these people who want to come here? They want to come. Hello, my friend, my friend. They have a program in Moscow. It's called, this one is called Shared Valios Visa Program. So Derek Huffman, his wife, Diana, their three daughters, moved from the United States to the town of his

Mary, Margaret and Steve. 40 kilometers from Moscow under the Russian. shared visa program, aimed at attracting foreigners who reject what the Russian officials call destructive neoliberal ideology. The family documented their move on YouTube, so they have a YouTube channel about their move from America. Actually, they came from Texas. So they went, Texas is too much. You learned to have a gun in Russia? You like to have a gunner. You certainly do in the military. Jack's going, oh, yeah, like he's looked into fucking Russian immigration.

Well, a Yankee doodle dandy fan, the family, come over to come and see us, and then we recruit. And so he's off to fight for the Russians. Yes, Russians can have guns, but strict Russians. So actually, there's probably more freedom for him gunwise in Texas. But for him, it was the values thing. There's no freedom on earth more than Texas for guns. So Huffman joined the military.

So this is what makes me love. Originally, he thought he would join the military to expedite his citizenship papers for his family so he could earn a place in Russian society. He initially believed he would serve in a non-combat role, such as a welder or a war correspondent. However, in a now deleted video posted by his wife, she claimed he'd been sent to the front line, despite early assurances that that wouldn't happen. She added that Huffman had received limited training in Russian, a language he does not speak, and has yet to be paid.

So this fucking bloke just wanted to get away from the bloody gender ideology and the drag queen, reading books to the kids and now he's in a trench and they're going nip, nip, nip, yes, and he's like, what? Why are you saying? Yeah, he'd have to be like,

I'm going to shoot some Ukrainians? Is that what we're going to shoot? I don't know what the fuck you're saying, buddy. Oh, well, okay. This is like the alamo. Tim Kirby, a U.S. born blogger who founded the American village shed of an history where the family lives.

So there's a bunch of them. Oh, you? Told the Dallas Morning News and Snopes that Huffman was not involved in front-line combat was performing duties in line with the original agreement. Hoffman himself has not confirmed his location of specific role, citing security concerns, but has stated he's doing what he thinks is right.

The family followed a move because of the U.S. Here we go. You nailed it from the get-go, US education system, particularly regarding discussions of LGBT topics in schools where his kids were going. So basically, his daughter came home with hairy armpits and a shaved head, and he was like, fuck this.

Niet means Nia. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he goes, are you Russian to become a man, are you? Well, and I'll tell you where we're Russian. Huffman told Russian media that he wanted to contribute to his new country in a way that would demonstrate commitment and integration. Listen, fair play. If you look at the American armed forces, everyone's called like Ramirez and shit. Like, there's a lot of... Look, they can obviously use his skills if he's an interpreter or something like that.

That's what I would, I would try to lean into the whole. I mean, you're telling that that, to me, is a perfect... Actually, you need to know both languages to be an interpreter. You can't just go, you can't just go, the bomb's over there. He reckons the bombs over there. You can't tell murder that isn't? You know how to... He doesn't know.

Neat. Neat. Neat. I can't tell them. He could be easily played to me with like a Chevy Chase character, like a Chevy Chase movie, about a man who ends up in the Russian military. military he doesn't speak here you've just given the plot line to spies like us which is a chevy chase down a crude film which is a banger by the way spies like us i got

to watch spies like i'm starting my favorite my favorite movie is a kid with spies like us my my my favorite my son's favorite movie is the griswals family vacation he loves those films right so so he likes anything chevy chase so i'll get him in on a bit of spies like us you ever watch spies like us jack yes spies like us is a winner if you've got anything from the day you think don't even watch my special that's on netflix right now called Two Lim Policy come out right now. Why don't you Google spies like us and really have a night of it?

So good luck to that Russian man on the front. I hope no one else dies on that front line, but I mean, there's a fun little irony there. All right. So can we call him Cun of the Week? We never got Cun of the Week out. It's the thing that we always talk about. Can we call him Cun of the Week?

Dean. Dean. Who do we give Cun of the Week to? Probably Dean. And Trump doesn't have enough like a trophy self-space. He's already fucking taken up all of his kind of the week. He doesn't even acknowledge us anymore.

We're going to go with Dean Kane for kind of the week. Dean Kane's Cunner the week. Well, actually, Dean Cain's agent is kind of the week. Get the man some work. Get him off the streets. He can't be doing this. Yeah. Next video you'll see Dean.

Ice was too woke for me. I'll be joining KGB. Everything with letters is Dean Cain's into. Ben Affleck goes bankrupt and he's like, I once played an accountant. I've joined the IRS. Is Ben Affleck gone bankrupt? No, but if he did, it's what I'm saying. I was about to say that was the most, oh my goodness, what's happened to the world's economy?

Ben Affleck, what's going on? Right, a couple more stories to be doing to wrap up. I heard rumors that Affleck had like $2 million in a safe in his house in the palisades in cash. Yeah, yeah, burn up, yeah. A bit of fun. That is a bit of fun. Right, here's a couple of stories that I want to discuss. before we go.

Number one was we needed something from Australia. Yeah, always. There's a lot of complaints about the state of Victoria who always spend their money well have spent $13 million on machete amnesty bins, which are big bins that you're meant to, if you're a violent criminal who's using a machete

to stab people or rob people, put that in the bin like what we did with guns. Yeah, but machetes don't kill people, people kill people. people leave the machetes alone no it's i i get what's happening there's people running around it's not like the gun okay so you meant to you go to the machete bin so you have to okay so to do that you have to carry a machete around with you in a it won't be in the suburbs right so out in the city you have to have a so it's a perfect ruse for if you get caught with a machete why have you got a machete i'm on my way to the bin disposing it mate yeah disposing it disposing it you know what i would do

I pour the blood of some victim in there, so it was over all the machetes, really put the fuck in. So the people are like, this is a bit of fun when they open it up the bin. Yeah, it's just a bit of fun when they over. Just what you should do. Put a machete and a fake arm. And then, yeah, a fake arm.

And then I'll ejaculate into the slit. I don't know why. It says, it says here, conservative American social media has outraged Australians by tearing apart Victoria's machete disposal bins. A total of four. There's 40. How many fucking?

shitties are out there in Victoria. Well, okay, so a lot of people think Australia is very down east. They are with certain things. Like, if you, I, look, I drive a 998 horsepower muscle car in this country and a Tesla that goes like that, you know, not that I'm a responsible driver, but I would not even bother having a car like that in Australia because you get caught for speeding. There's cameras fucking everywhere. Everywhere you drive, someone's pulling you up.

There's booze buses every time you leave it. Like, they're very, you know, you've got the death toll that go on. Um, Australia's very nanny state, there's something that Australia's just done that's been implemented that I agree with where, um, you're not allowed to have social media under 16. What do you think about that? And Australia's passed that law. Uh, look, I think they're probably going to end up using that. You need a digital license to access all the internet and have to put you.

Okay. So I was just in England, right watching Oasis, couldn't have a wank without putting my passport in. Yeah. Um, I use my imagination. I like, I like, that I like, it took forever. I like the anonymity of the, did I say I'm a mimonymy-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me. See, if I was posh, I would have got away with it. The animals.

I like the anonymity, looking through the internet. Mm-hmm, mm, yes. But not only that, I have a British SIM card. Did you know this? Yeah, I talk about it constantly with my other friends. Well, I don't want to brag, but I've got a British sim from three. And any access of any website that is deemed adult, I'm banned until I go into three and prove my age verification and give my address.

So the whole SIM card bans everything on the internet for you. So Australia, you can access the porn or those stuff, but it's stopping kids with social media, which is weird because this whole idea that when you become a parent, you go, I'm not going to give my phone a child the phone until they're like 13 or 15 or 18. or whatever the fuck you want to do you can't stop it it's not something you can stop because they have to have computers in school so they're all texting each other through the computer anyway they can all call each other off their iPads or whatever that they also need for school the phone is just if anything at least gives you a way to track your child right which is

something we didn't have growing up right so so so you give the child a phone but the phones in australia now there's some company that's bringing out the phones for kids right and that's going to just have it's going to have you can have the games on there you know if you want to play Scrabble with friends or what game you're into. You can text, you can call, you can use basic internet, but there's no social media apps and there's all these other things blocked. Now, my thought is, surely iPhone will just go, we can give you those, we can build the software for that in seconds.

It's probably already exists. Well, I need that now. I'm looking for the dumb phone myself. I just want Uber and Maps and that's it. Yeah, but then you go, you've got to have postmates. I'm not a fucking animal. It's like I want to live off the grid with postmates and Clash of Clans, a video game,

and Call of Duty. I just want to live off the grid, though. Just live off the grid. So where you want to live? Just live in, fucking Dubai off the grid, because you'll have people bring food for you anyway. I want a bit of Netflix. Of course I want a bit of Netflix.

Netflix have always been good to be, a bit of Netflix. But, you know, I don't want any social media. I would love it if everyone got rid of social. If we all got rid of social media, we're on playing field. Because for celebrities, social media is, it's a living hell. It's a horrible place to be, horrible, horrible existence. And that's just for everybody's.

I can't imagine how bad it would be being a teenager and wanting to go to a party and knowing that you're not invited, having to look at all the photos in real time of everyone else having a good time. That would fucking eat you up. That would eat you up. Or even just, just like being dumped. Remember how you used to be able to get dumped, and then you just never saw that person again. I'm so happy, like, two of my, like, sort of two or three of my, like, full-time girlfriends that I've had throughout my life aren't on social media.

Wonderful. Wonderful. Just goes away, that person. You forget about them. You forget that it ever existed. Yeah, you run into them at a high school reunion. You hope that they're doing well. You're doing well.

There's no animosity or whatever, but social media is not social. It's anti-social. And social media also gives you that thing 10 years ago. go do you want to see some photos of when you were younger or happier oh yeah that i don't like i only i tell you what i do like with social media or what the phone does when they make you a slideshow of your children like every few months brilliant brilliant i would never i would never put the effort in then they put a song behind it we're all on the beach dancing wonderful you're not you're not that much of a show people your kids guy if if you talk to me i'm a very proud father

I will show photos all day if you talk to me. And there is, for one of my children, we have a hidden account that's only family and friends, a blocked account, only family and friends can see. And my kids aren't allowed to join social media till they're 16. And I don't post, I don't post pictures of me.

And I sometimes look at other comedians and people I know who posts tons of pictures of their kids. And I think, like, what the fuck are you doing? But people are different. There's, you know, there's ballplayers, there's athletes who post pictures. of their kids all the time it's just two two ways of thinking about it i guess i don't know how we got here from the machete bins but i'm just saying because because because because because because

because australia's brought in the new phone my brother was talking about oh they got the new phones coming out because my brother's got a kid and he's like oh they get the new phone imagine it's going to be a fucking heap of shit in it it's going to be like old knock ears no i i have a i have a friend who uses these for himself because he can't trust himself without being distracted on socials so he has a kid phone for himself really yeah he's like i get so much more work done because i i slipped over to the dumb phone that is for children yeah and it's the it's great for him but for me it's annoying because every time he texted it goes fucking green and so you know that that's that's like living in the past man

oh it's totally living in the past so that's the machete amnesty safe disposal bins we are putting our knives in bins as jim said it'd be really funny if you put a fake hand in there some blood a watch better come better come um also that will definitely just as a regular bin just okay for people in melbourne i've just thought of this just to have fun with it drop off a spoon if they open it up and it's filled with spoons spoons yeah just spoons spouture just go just to be safe we've just decided to get rid of absolutely anything that's sort of firm spoons just just just yeah we just fill it with spoons just i found this stick that looked a bit sharp yeah yeah if i would if i was if i was

the kid i'd be dropping shit in that all the time how have they been vandalizing them with machetes yeah scratching with the machetes no come and take it from my dead hands uh people are putting shit in there too just like rubbish just like cartons of like milk you know what i mean like big ems pies yeah yeah just a standard fucking bit so that's where australia's at america keeps the guns australia is getting rid of their machetes which i saw a shop in london actually that sold balaclavas and knives which i thought was a bit cheeky yeah one stop you don't want to buy your stuff there from the one stop then they'll fucking go oh he he bought these things on the saturday balaclava blah blah blah you want to spread it across

different shops is there anything else we're missing in the news no we just don't an hour 20 i know i thought we might well i thought we could do so much we're the only we're the only podcast it does it without a guest that's how much we enjoy each other's company i don't I'm sure there's a don't make a lie fuck I look insane you know what you look like you look like

David Berkowitz the son of Sam a little bit fucking hell you look like the actor who played David Berkowitz in the son of Sam audio tapes thing on Netflix right now where my special

two limb policy is on now go and watch his special everyone go watch it and then next week we will have I will give you all the

feedback that I have received from the public which we all know will be pleasant Don't look at the feedback Oh God, every year Have you not seen it yet? Have you not seen it yet? I've seen it.

I know what I look It's very good It's very good It's clean And you know what There's no feedback here I haven't seen the feedback yet I know what the feedback is

Just on the poster You know what I mean Unpleasness Anytime anyone puts anything up But people will write shit underneath it, whatever, but if you... I'd say the great feedback will be when someone puts the fucking poster of it in the machete

amnesty safe disposal bin. I tell you, that's going to be some advertising space, though, the sides of the bins. Your comedy isn't sharp, it wouldn't end up in there. Me, yow! Someone's been reading the telegraph. If I had a come back, you would be so much trouble right now.

I've been reading a lot of reviews over here, let me tell you. What was my comedy described as? Whitless. Whitless. Yeah, Whitless. This is our double act.

Whiteless and Blunt. Yeah, Whitless and Blunt. Whitless and Blunt is a great name for our radio show. Yeah, witness and blunt is pretty good. Wittles and Blunt. Fuck, it's too late to rename the podcast. We should have started this to Whitless and Blunt.

Well, in summary, Jim Jeffries, two-limb policy is out now on Netflix. Special number 10. And we're not talking like, I'd recorded a few albums when I was a kid and blah,

blah, I had one self-produced special. Legit 10 fucking specials. I think it's my six on Netflix. Six on Netflix. I'd like that you said legit as well because you also did a sitcom. I also did a sitcom and a TV show

called The Jim Jeffery show. And hey, hey, who's looking forward to him? I've seen him him's worth a watch him comes out him comes out in September it gives me the shits you're like

prolific nature because in my head you're a complete fucking dullard who bumbles through life shitting his pants really messy and I'm like you've got 10 specials I can't even put out a clip on Instagram and when you watch me on the snake

you'd think I was a different person it pisses me off yeah I'm fucking I cover all the entertainment basis I'm only weeks away from bringing out a song. Christmas, we could do it with Christmas number one. All right, we need to go.

It is 2 a.m. where I am. I feel like I've not been at me best, but, you know, you've given it a good go. You've had a go. I'm sure the people of Edinburgh ever appreciate it. If you're in Scotland, go catch Amos' show. It's called P-Diddy, but he spells it. P-E-D-I-H-E, question mark.

No, my show is called Fritz. Fritzels dungeon and even that girl, and it's called Fritzels Dungeon and even that girl went, oh, come on, mate, it's just the offensive thing is how dated the references. All right, here we go. Here we go. This is a name for a gay comedian who's really flamboyant, but is super like, like, focused. Concentrated camp. Craig Hill, if you're out there.

I can't use it. It's not for me. But if you're, if you're a, if you're a homosexual man. you're welcome like it i'm a little worried about that because that does sound like something that a right-wing autocracy would call them the concentrated camps no i wasn't not even thinking of that i was thinking about being concentrated in camp my my i know but my brain was like we need to put these campers you you're a bad person we need to get them to concentrate on being straight you're a bad person you're a bad person i don't know why i work with you all right

I don't know I'm going to be able to come and I'm going to