I Don't Know About That - ATM: Episode 29 - The World Seems Bleak Right Now

Episode Date: September 17, 2025

At this moment, Jim and Amos are in Vienna, Austria. They talk about how off the reactions to the Charlie Kirk assassination are, how Trump is riling up Australia, and how to get tickets to Jim's Rome show. Jim's new special "Two Limb Policy" is out now on Netflix! SOCIALS: Jim Jefferies Website: ⁠https://www.jimjefferies.com⁠ IG: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/jimjefferies⁠ FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/JimJefferies⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/jimjefferies⁠   Amos Gill IG: @abitofamosgill FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/AmosGillComedy/⁠   Theme Song: "Rein It In Cowboy" by the Doohickeys

the button here we are we're in hello everyone welcome to at this moment um obviously uh at this moment uh the news hasn't been great um we recorded the podcast last week and then we went out to dinner and then when we were at dinner i don't know if you remember we went out for a very nice dinner and we were having dessert and you said to me i got something to show you and i was putting a mouth full of food in my mouth and you showed me a video of charlie kirk getting a bullet through the neck. It did spoil the degustation.

We did. It was, I was, listen I haven't got high in a long time. No. You said, have a little bit of this edible before we go out

for a meal. Because it was a fancy you know, we wanted to have a nice meal. And it was... Harrowing. So fucking harrowing. And I,

you were like, you were right? And I'd seen it. And I was very deeply disturbed by it. I knew as a person who's online a lot that it was

it felt to me like a Rubicon had been crossed because it's one thing you know you see these assassinations of political figures which is a lot but this was a guy that went to campuses whether you agree or disagree with him and was just a guy that sort of fought conservative causes by saying

if you disagree with me sit down let's talk about why I wasn't a fan of the guy I didn't think he was the be all end all of whatever but man as a father I hate that I just have to say as a father and a husband as a person

This is a fucking person. Here's the deal. You don't have to like people. And I can't even tell you how to feel when someone dies. You feel what you're feeling in this world. You don't have to voice it, though. That's the whole thing. When someone gets killed, you know, it's just say nothing.

Even if you're happy about it because you're not hurting that person, they're already dead. You're not getting one over them. They're already dead. All you're hurting are the people who loved that person. My take away from the whole... And they've done nothing. And the whole thing for the week is... Except for Bin Laden.

You're allowed to celebrate that one. That was one we were all... Dude, even when Bin Laden went down, I remember thinking, in front of his kids and his wife's... Wives. Yeah. You know, even then, I was like,

couldn't they just fucking... I don't know. I don't want to be too much of... I don't want to be too much of a hippie here. And when Hitler committed suicide... I was like, in front of Eva? Yeah. No.

No, but like this one, legitimately, it did fuck me up lot because you watch this guy on the internet and I know a lot of young people who they watch Charlie Kirk and then they watch the bullet go through his fucking neck and whatever anyone's take is on politics we have got to this bizarrely sick place and you and I were just watching reaction videos and people who are full of glee glee they're joyous about it saying saying there should be more murders there's glee someone tripping over I don't think Trump's help by going the radical left.

They do this all the time. This is a left and right thing. You don't need to be happy when someone dies, right? If it's a serial killer and they kill the memory of family and they get on your chair, I'll give you the opportunity. But what do you get out of voicing it online? What do you get out of sending your message out? Who are you helping by going, I'm happy about this.

What are you all going to do? I fucking rejoice in all those cunts that lose their jobs because people at work are gone, I'll tell you what I'll fucking do. I hope it does your digital platform follow you around forever if you're going to be a fucking prick like that. This man had kids. And there's plenty of people in this world

that have watched me do gun control or things in the Jim Jeffery show that if I die, would be nasty about me as well. And I would hate for my boys to have to sit through it. If you get killed, there would definitely be people that would say, well, he didn't even have a gun to defend his family to cuck. Yeah, he should have got his gun, cuck, fuck, fucking cuck. That's why he got stabbed in the neck because he's a cuck fuck.

Yeah, and he shouldn't have settled all those things. He said mean things about women. No, there would be people. There would be some crazy people that'd show a video of you doing some sexist joke from 2004. Yeah, it'd be some dumb woman who did that. Yeah. Some sluff would be on TikTok having a reaction video.

Yeah. And they'd probably go, well, he said these things about women. Yeah. Talk shit, get banged as the great Bob villain, that fuckwit, um, who performed at Glastonbury. Oh, I'm sick of that bloke. Who clout chased the men. Write a hit, you fucking dick.

Yeah, that bloat just wanders around the stage going, to the IDF and then like rejoice him and people get shocked and I tell us that don't know any songs you've got your politics are schoolboy at best everything's in black and white this person dead this person good this person bad

like anyway it's been very frustrating it's not a nice world to live in right now does anyone have another planet that we can all go to because this one fucking sucks Elon's working on it if they don't shoot him I don't know if Elon really does

anything jobs. I think he says to people, can you get a phone with a longer battery? No, we'll give it a go. Give it a go. I'll pay you double. No, it can't be done. Pay you triple. All right, I'll give it a go. So you know my background. You're from a small Croatian place where you sold knitted baskets for money. To make money for my family. Because you couldn't sell your body. So there's a word. So I'm from a place called the Balkans. My family's from Croatia. And I grew up with our version of the troubles. And this goes out to the Irish as well. who understand this very well, which is, if you look at the Irish,

they have their civil war that lasts as vicious and bloody and it's full of... And they're also very short people. Retribution. Yes. They managed to do a lot of... We were at Belfast. Most of them have straight hair except for the ones who have curly hair.

We were in Belfast. Yeah, yeah. And we were right next to the Europa Hotel, the most bombed hotel in Europe. Yeah. And, to be quite frank, still a better hotel than some of the others I've seen... Right now, we should mention we're in Austria right now in a hotel that Nazis definitely stayed in.

Oh, for sure. 100%. The showers are amazing. I don't mean because of the Nazis. Well, you're in the Goring suite. I'm in one of the lower level Nazi suites. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Even Himla would have got this room.

There's a few different spaces. Yeah, it's super nice, yeah. But there's a term called Balkanization, which is about the breakup and civil war of Yugoslavia where my family were from. Sure. Which was essentially, if you don't know anything about our country's history, we are these Balkans-Slavic people.

We have a lot in common. We have some differences in religion and we have a civil war. We also had like more conservative versus communist. And round heads. Big fat round heads flat at the back. That's why the women are angry from the birthing. And all I could think about when I watched this was everyone talks about America,

civil war, you know, we've never been more divided. When I saw the bullet go through that guy's neck, all I could think about was my family's history and what I know about balkanisation, which is when people from the same country turn against each other and then violence happens, then there's more bloodlust that look what they're willing to do to work. us. If they'll do that to us, then they'd do it to me. And then you become way more violent in

response because your fight or flight kicks in. And then, you know, Yugoslavia had a bloody civil war of which my family had to escape, many of my members, some of which died. And you look at them, and I still think this, I go, these cunts are all the same. We look the same. We have a shared culture. But those small grievances that grew and grew and grew resulted in the breakup of our country, which was once Yugoslavia into all these other countries. And there's still lasting things like, you know, I'm, I say I'm a fan of Novak Djokovic, the Serb, and there are, you know, distant family members of mine are in Croatian Facebook groups who are like,

you're a fucking communist sympathising scumbag, look what Serbia did to your family. And I'm like, Novak Djokovic didn't do that to my family. Yeah, but could they volley at the net or... Absolutely not. It's a terrible serve. Yeah, back court, what was it like? My creation family, not one forehand.

So, okay, I ask you this, do you think that... That's what I see coming. That the world is worse, or we just hear it all because of social media like because of podcast because of social media because everyone can fucking

because everyone can give their opinions constantly constantly constantly right? Yeah. So do you think that say Lincoln gets assassinated? So I believe that the the killing of Charlie Kirk starts with Luigi Manjone.

That culture, that was a cultural shift for sure. When Luigi killed that guy and for the most part was heralded as a hero right and it is hard when you're talking about a person who runs medical stuff where they deny cancer treatment to people that is like you know

a villainous type of character to kill but I remember even thinking then I think we're just normalised killing people and made them into like folk heroes so I believe that this bloke and I can't remember Tyler or something is it? Yeah Tyler Robinson Tyler Robinson so Tyler Robinson

sees that Luigi's a fucking hero where every bloody woman wants to sleep with him and this guy supposedly has a boyfriend who's becoming a woman so he's sympathetic with the trans community he thinks this guy is a monster to the trans community and he's in a discord group

talking about wanting to end Charlie and I read somewhere saying this is the memeification of life which is he doesn't become a person he becomes a figure of hate to this person and because you watch him on the phone all the time you're like I'm going to fucking end that guy so we don't have to see that content

it's more like I'm going to turn that TV station off not end that man's life because people are terminally online they're on social media it's not social media it's anti-social media these aren't people this is a shitty show that you go I get to be a writer on the show

and fucking cancel it I've had death threats during the Jim Jeffey show I've got loads of death threats and you just go yeah and you can't take any of them seriously because like that is the because so many you know what I mean

like this if TikTok is the TV so Charlie Kirk would have been getting 50 death threats a day a day every single fucking day can't handle just go block it out

just go to the campuses and talk and now people are like well you should have had more security what than a sniper on the fucking rifle when you're on the roof

where you're visiting a fucking university he's not the fucking president or he should have done an indoors or in a stadium where they can check people going in is that what we really want

we really want that we're going to be checked every single fucking place we go so the only people we can see who are the people who have the money to have the security. We're not going to get any authentic people talking or anything like that because I

can't afford to go talk at a campus with that much security. I don't know if anyone can't. But that's what it is. It's like there is no like this has been happening for a long time when people have said that words of violence. Yes. Which is like a younger generation has kind of been told that which is there is no debating my humanity.

The people on the left have not helped out. I would even argue the people on the right haven't helped out. Trump going It's the radical left This is what they are This happens on the right as well And I even think his wife going

You've put out a fire here That this will be His wife's screaming No she's grieving 100% 100% I just think we need to be careful With our words right now And bring everyone together

And just go No one's worth killing You know He shouldn't be killing anyone And so even Luigi It's a fucking, dude, it's a fucking violent country. You can't take it into your fucking, you can't take it into your own hands. Let that can't go to prison for fuck it ever as well.

But he has people cheering and all that type of stuff. We can't normalise killing. But I've seen people who I love. So if social media happened during the assassination of Lincoln, do we think John Wilkes Booth is by a lot of people going, fucking a good thing he killed that slave lover? No doubt. He's a meme.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, free the booth. Yeah, yeah, free the booth. Yeah, yeah, because half the country fucking hated Lincoln. They do, they could call it like the kissing booth. Yeah, yeah. And it would be pictures of him and women with, like, lipstick on the fucking John Wilkes Booth. Oh, he was a great protector of the Confederacy.

Yeah, yeah. He had the courage where others lacked it. He might have been an actor, but, you know, he stepped up on the real stage of life. Because John Lewis Booth, anyone who doesn't know, he was from an acting family, his brother was the most famous actor in the world and he was basically Stephen Baldwin. So this is like if Stephen Baldwin did. Yeah, it's exactly like Stephen.

It is. 100% is. His brother... Now that would have been a wild time for social media. Ah, it would have gone off like a frog and a song. Listen, we're in Austria right now. I thought about that today. Franz Ferdinand assassinated.

If there was global Twitter back then, this is the guy who's about to become... He's the heir to the throne of the Austria-Hungarian Empire. Yeah. There would have been bot accounts from rival kingdoms. Yes, of course. He deserved it.

He's a piece of shit. What he was doing to the Serbs. Prince Chip is a hero. That's what I've always said in my comedy that one of the main things of my comedy is people do not get better. We never get better. That's one of his main things about his comedy.

People don't get better. They don't go. I think about this with everything. I've been watching this kid comedy now for 15 years. But they don't get better. They remain the same. I live my truth. Since I stepped on to me first, Mike, I've not improved ones.

No, I really do believe, like, human nature is human nature. And we put guardrails, we put guard rails around it to soften it. And then every so often, whether it's world wars or whatever, a culture of violence comes in. And everything gets coarse. And we become that tribe with pitchforks once again, walking up the street, wanting a revolution. Okay. Do you think we need a war or something? to get whatever we have going on out of our system.

Maybe that's what we fucking are as a monkey species. We need to blow each other up so that eventually we go, let's not do that again. Because straight after the Second World War we had some years of... Peace and love, brother.

Even in that, then all of a sudden that kicks off. In the late 60s, you had the year with three assassination attempts. Three assassinations. And it feels like we're in that now is like it takes a generation because the next generation

that means nothing anymore. So it's like it takes a generation to have seen carnage to where this kind of violence leads to for them to go, oh, we don't ever want to do that. That's why there's that baby boomer generation is sort of a bore's extremism

because they're brought up with the idea of it can go really bad, whereas it's been long enough now that I think people, like I'm watching these reaction videos and obviously there are a lot of good people I've seen on the left who are like, this is appalling, this is bad. But there is enough on TikTok

with some young people who will, they have this like glee, this demonic face of just like, yeah, And I can't imagine getting that way for a speaker that I disagree. And I think... Look, and I'm a left-wing guy. You don't know what's going to happen.

But if I was a fucking boss and I saw that, I'd love to fire that cunt. Oh, yeah. That would just be the best. So I wanted to say this bit to you. This is the thing I've noted down because I have many conservative points of view, many liberal points of view in my life. And I've had various phases of different beliefs. I have many family members who I love.

I have many friends that I love who are. way more conservative than me. I'm from a very Catholic family. I don't agree with much that Charlie Kirk said, but my father agrees with everything he was saying, except for the abortion thing. I think my father's more free-trial. And my father's an atheist.

And so, when I went through my Facebook and I saw people, it's one thing to try and crack a gag that doesn't work. Listen, I believe in trying to find levity. But when people had genuine glee about the murder of her father and his kids in that kind of senseless violence, I did think to them, okay, here's what's happened. This is why the reaction is so bad. Everyone has relatives who are more conservative.

You know, if you're, this guy's too Catholic for you or Christian for you. Think of all the Muslims, all the Christians to the world. We're talking about billions of people who would hold views that are similar to this that have enraged you. By you celebrating about them, what you are saying to your friends is, I wouldn't care if you were dead. Yeah. Because if you think what he thinks, you deserve to die. And we were just watching some videos of some famous people.

It wasn't exactly about the Charlie one. It was about other protesters, which was. was you deserve to be in prison or worse, wink, wink. Who are these? Abby Chatfield and... These are two Australians that you've introduced me to that are boiling my blood. Abby Chatfield and Kelly Holliday. They're such cucks.

Just like this wink in a nod. You've got a small cock. The most self-serving fucking, if you don't fucking agree with me, then you can fucking go die in prison, you fuck it. You're all like shit on a shoe. You're a racist and your shit on your shoe And we're all immigrants If you came into this country

And they're like fucking All right They don't have the same views as you They don't have the same views as me But we used to have this idea in society Your generation particularly What was the what's the Clint Eastwood movie I was talking about?

Grand Turismo The point of Gran Turismo There's an old guy That's sort of nasty and racist And Asians move next door And he's got a low opinion of him Because of the Vietnam War And through conversation

And hanging out He softens But by the young Jen Alfa people's point of view, that movie would be shoot him in the head. He's an old cunt getting in the way of progress. He needs to die. Yeah, when do we kill enough people that we're in utopia?

Chairman Mao tried that one. Stalin tried that one. It's a lot of blood to bring in the utopia that they want. But Trump was pretty shaken up by Charlie Kirk. We had a laugh at that. He was good friends. He was good friends with him. He was Don Junior's personal assistant.

And that was one of his first things he did. Really? He was very, he and Don are very close. And Charlie Kirk has defended Donald Trump through all of it. And there was a video. Trump's just arrived now. In the UK. In the UK.

We're watching it live. He's gone over. He was like this, this is the second time. They've never had a second time. And he goes, normally happens at Buckingham Palace. This is happening at Windsor. I don't know. They say Windsor's better.

They say Windsor's better. They never had the president here at Windsor. I've done it with his mom and now I'm doing it with him. and he's a great guy, classy guy, right? Yeah. And he was there bragging that he gets wins. He gets the second invite. Yeah, he goes, no one's ever got the second invite.

It's because no one's done two terms with a break in the middle. They're saying I could go to Churchill's ballrooms. It's normally a museum. So he's getting a ballroom at the back of the White House. Which is putting his own money in for a family. He claims he is paying himself $250 million that he's dropping on a ballroom. It's going to be the greatest ballroom and all the world. People are going to come from all that.

But he's been very hard. He's been very hard week for him. Charlie's died. And what was he doing the day that Charlie died? So to me, this is the most boomer attitude I've ever seen. A good friend is dead and he is at a, I believe, a sporting match. And there's a video of him doing the dance while he's on the big screen. They play the YMCAA.

They cut the Trump. It's probably worth putting the footage on the screen right now, Jack. Which is. And then... It just made me laugh because it's like... You've inserted it. Now pull back. All of our...

So many baby member parents I know, I've gone through with like family friends of mine. There's so many dads I grew up with where a tragic thing would happen in their life and they're just off on the golf course. Like, what are you going to do? You know? There's no point.

My father's... Sitting in sorrow. My father's stoic about death and tragedy. You just go, where people don't come back? It was best to move on. No use while... My dad has got so many things buried.

Like my father, my grandfather. My grandfather died when my father was about 13, right? And ever since then, my dad, even when his grandson, I saw a broken man when my, when my nephew died. I saw a broken man in my father when my nephew died. And the next day he goes, I don't want to talk about it anymore. Talking about it won't help it. It's just he has to compartmentalise and move on.

That's that generation. A generation. Off to the driving range now. Yeah, yeah. Like the idea of therapy or actually, like, opening up is completely foreign to him. But anyway, so Trump gets up today. It's been a couple of days, and he's bragging about his ballroom. He's bragging about the ballroom, which is going to be gouty as fuck.

It's going to be about $250 million. They've been trying to get a ballroom here for 150 years. 150 years. They haven't got a ballroom. Now they're going to have one. It's going to be good. It's going to be great. It's going to be really great.

And while he's talking about the ballroom, there's an Australian reporter who asked him some questions about the money he's made. So his first presidency, he lost. he lost money and he was very proud of that everyone else enriches themselves I got poorer because I'm doing this for you this time through the crypto scams or whatever the family's making a fucking minute he's making billions he's making billions

so he was asked by our country's public broadcasts the ABC some questions and he didn't take to it kindly have a listen to this I'm saying a president in office could be engaged in so much business activity well I'm really not my kids are running the business. I'm here. You know what the activity? Where are you from? I'm from the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.

Paul and Frayette. You're hurting Australia right. In my opinion, you are hurting Australia very much right now. And they want to get along with me. You know, your leader is coming over to see me very soon. I'm going to tell them about you. You set a very bad tone. Go ahead. Set in your bad turn. I was watching this live on TV and I rang out once again. You got to watch this. Amos was wandering around.

There's a guy from the ABC. Now, if you're not from Australia, the ABC is a government-funded network. Yeah, it's like BBC or PBS for America, but PBS is not watched. This is like the main show. Taxpayers actually pay for it. From a show called Four Corners,

Four Corners is like a 60-minute show that deep dives into different things. Very popular, being around. for probably four years. So if you couldn't hear, they say, is it appropriate for you to be involved in so many business activities well? Now, the reason the sound was bad is because

Marine One was behind him. The helicopter was behind him, so turning around. I also dropped my phone in the toilet. But, yeah. So he says, should you have so much business activity, he goes, well, I'm not, because my son does run everything.

Because my kids run it. I don't know, I don't run it. They're running it. Where are you from? Because he was going to defend what he does, and then he just gave up halfway through and went, who is this cat? No, and then he went, this is a cut with an accent.

As soon as he heard the accent, he was like this. I don't have to answer these questions. I'll just go, you're an embarrassment to your country. Not even your own embarrassment. I'm meeting your prime minister, sir. No, no, no, I didn't say that. I'm meeting your leader. I'm meeting your leader.

Like we have a dictator. I'm meeting your leader. You shouldn't be called your leader. And let me tell you something, mate. You better think about that because I'll be fucking telling him about who you are, mate. I like the fact that Donald clearly doesn't know the name of the Australian Prime Minister. Clearly, because if he went, I'm meeting Arbadoise, good guy, great guy, good friend of mine. Because he used to call the other guy Trumbull, and his name was Turnbull.

Yeah, yeah. President Trumbull. There's a lot of respect for us. So he's like, I'm meeting you later, I'm going to tell him about you. Imagine how that goes down. He meets Albo. Albo comes in. I'm not a fan of Albo.

Albo sits there. Okay, so Albo comes in. Mr. President, it is a pleasure to meet you. Here's a boomerang that my people have given you a ceremony. Don't put that in the table. I don't want to touch that. Just before we start I spoke to one of your people

From the ABC No, it was some other company Broadcast company Oh yes, it's the ABC Yeah, yeah So I spoke to him He spoke to him He's a very rude tone

He's embarrassment to your country Well, you know, journalists are tough We believe in a free press in Australia And they ask the tough questions But I expect you're going to do something about this What would you have me Well, I don't, I can't fire a journalist If you want

the tariff dropped on beef right i don't want to say the soudis do what they were doing bad jah kashoggi bye-bye yeah no oh we do oh god yeah i got to be put it up to that okay jack time time stamp yeah i forgot i can't i can't i got your india has gone 24 minutes in what time okay um 20 more minutes in we're going to remember that okay 24 minutes in i'm going to check on here Yeah, it doesn't say how long that's been ready.

Yeah, he's about 24 minutes. Okay. Yeah, so basically... Come in, idiot. I was doing well. Just thinking. Basically, he's got a, what, threat? Because what's our big issue again?

You follow this closely because you do it through bad. He wants us to buy more of their shitty beef. Yeah, so we buy $6 billion with the beef. He wants us to buy more beef. They're taxing us 20%. They buy Euro. uranium, gold, diamond, sheep, skin and wool, and beef are our main exports and wine. So is there a chance that Trump goes, it's now 25% because you've got a journalist who got cute.

Yeah, there's a chance that, but also they should be buying Trump steaks. Remember Trump steaks? I don't, I never try to Trump steak, Mr. I never try to Trump vodka. I never try to Trump fucking Doge Queen. I never try to Trump University. But how could is it? I know it sound like I tried Trump University, but I ever try to jump at Trump University.

But I'll be talking about it. I'll be talking to your leader about you. I'll talk to your leader. Who's your dad? I'll be bloody, oh, I've got a few words to your father. Do you remember that when you're a kid? When you're a kid, I don't know if your generation's like. It's okay.

You're younger. Did you call other parents by their first name? Or were you still in the generation of Mr. and Mrs. Mr. Actually, I remember it well. Okay. Because my whole general, I didn't even know the first names are my friends, mate. We all went with first names.

Yeah. Okay. Your generation, fuck this. That was the downfall society. We were like this. When we got rid of Mr. Abyssus, we fucked it. I remember having a sleepover. We're 12 and all the parents will be those.

Oh, yeah. Yes, Paul. Yes, Dave. And then I remember once I stayed at my friend Michael's house. Yeah. And we're having a sleepover and he made us go to bed, we're all laying on the floor, like sleeping on the mattresses on the floor. And Mr. O'Flaherty comes in.

Mr. O'Flaherty. And he goes, right, that's enough. Off to bed now. And I'm going to sit here until you guys, shut up. You got to go to sleep. now it's getting a bit late. Something goes, oh, and his name was Michael. Oh, Michael, can we just watch another movie?

And he goes, lights up. It's Mr. O'F. Flaherty. And that lean-in, mate. I just remember everyone in the air mattress is like, fuck. And then the next leap over, we're at Leon Patsas's house at everyone in Australia like this. Mr. Patsis.

Mr. Patsis. One day when that kid gets called Michael, they go, Michael's me dad's name. Also, that was the first sleepover that I watched Freddy versus Jason Ah, Freddy Got Fingin is a good movie You should watch that one I bailed

Oh, it was too scary for you I remember, I remember saying to my mum Come get me This is fuck, they're watching this shitty movie Where a man kills you in your dreams That's a nightmare Why would you watch that? You can't go sleep afterwards

You got the fucking The chandelier And then you know what my excuse was I've got footie in the morning And I just like to have a good night's sleep sign Oh, you got, yeah, you go. I was 11. But if you do want to watch a horror movie, out this Friday, him.

Him. By the next, okay, I'll tell you this. This is what we're going to do on the next podcast. Review your work. Read the reviews. See if they like me or not. It could go either way, I'm not sure. You might get 50 bad reviews coming from one source, me.

Yeah, yeah, true that. Wow, that Aussie guy took me out of it. It was a good movie, except. Who would believe the Australian was a doctor? You've lost me there. I sit there on stage of the night and I said, I play a doctor in a film and they all laughed. The idea that I could serve medicine to people.

You couldn't even pretend with the lines written down for you. I did pretend. You haven't seen the movie. I'm a very plausible doctor. Very plausible. Give us a score out of 10 for your performance. I haven't. I'll wait until everyone sees it.

I was about to go, I haven't seen it. That's a lie. I've seen the movie. Oh, you've seen the actual movie? I've seen the movie, yeah. Okay, well, that comes out in America, when? It comes out on Friday. So get out there and enjoy that.

It's a good movie. It's a good movie. It's worth seeing. Visually, it's like nothing I've ever seen. It's like, you know, it's so cool. You do different movies, you do different TV shows and stuff like that. And then it's like, it's really cool to be part of something that's good. And I've been a part, like, legit was really good.

The Jim Jeffie show at its moment, but like to be in is like a good movie. be a good drama thing like that. I'm very proud of me being in this film. I'll say this, Marlon Wayne, Tyreek Wither's very good, going to be a huge star, super nice guy. Julia Fox, really nice lady. Fun chat, you know what I mean?

Great to work with. Everybody was so professional. Everyone knew their lines. Everyone was really good. And I've got nothing to get out of this. But I tell you what, Marlon Wayans, one day will win an Oscar. I believe he's that.

good an actor and I think that people don't think that because they think of him from scary movies and the director Justin Tipping you'll you'll know that name for a very long time you really'll be directing movies for a very long time you'll just one day I'll be an old man going I work with Justin Tipping well that's not well now let's see if they met say that you're they don't have to say anything else on me can they only say you're a great comedian on the press run mate none of them none of them text me after my special I don't I don't Your colleagues. Yeah, none of them.

Well, that's, okay, what did I say? I said actors are fucking narcissists. Well, that's what I wanted to bring up with you. Do you think the acting people are pissed off with you? Yeah, I do. You do. Not one actor friend. And I'm,

can we mention a famous actor that reached out to you in good faith who was hurt by your comments? Yeah, I actually said I was going to apologize. I actually said I was going to apologize in a podcast and I haven't done it. Because I wanted to address this because, Okay, well, okay. Okay, this is what I want to say, right? So Nathan Lane, I said... We love Nathan Lane at the ATM podcast.

Yeah, Nathan Lane. Yeah, he's a good guy, man. Nathan Lane, look, I listen to him singing Akuna Matata when I'm at home five times a day, right? That's the main song that's going on in my head at any given time. The Birdcage, fantastic. I like mousetraps. Mouse trap with British comedians.

Lee Evans. Lee Evans. Yeah, yeah, fantastic. One of the great movies when I was a kid. It's a funny film. I said that in the Menendez Brothers thing, he couldn't play straight. Because obviously Nathan is a homosexual, and I said he couldn't play straight. I've since people that know Nathan have breached out to me,

and it turns out that that character was a closeted homosexual. so I think Nathan played it actually perfect. But I think he looked really gay in the birdcage. Flamer. Yeah, in the bird cage. He could not play straight to save his life in the bird cage. But I actually think he was really good in the minute. Now that I know that he was meant to be a heterosexual,

a homosexual being heterosexual. It was actually a very layered performance. My business is. But it's funny with actors. It's funny with actors. Okay. So we all know that I know. Brad Pitt and Russell Crow and other stuff

Since, normally those guys watch my specials and reach I think I've pissed off the acting community a little bit I don't know, I don't know, maybe. Listen, you said that... I, look, look. You said that animals can do it and that children are very good at it. Yeah, animals can do it, children are very good at it. And guess we won the Emmy yesterday.

A 15 year old boy. A 15 year old boy. Proving it, the best person ever. He's the best actor we've ever had. 15 years old. I don't know why people bother training? You can nail it at 15 But

My missus was the most impressed I threw my nuts out there And said that With the full knowledge That I have a movie coming out That people can People can really go after me So if there is bad reviews

For my performance It's because you're all jealous Because I did the stand-up routine I'm not having it It's not a fair read It's not fair Annika was so impressed That Nathan Lane

Even though it was Nathan Lane going This wasn't a great You've been mean to me here she thought it was the fucking coolest thing that you have his email I actually said that I wasn't going to say but look look he just wanted to correct me on

that performance and say that the character he was playing was actually a closet episode I mean this a genuine apology because I said he couldn't play heterosexual I didn't know that and you know what that was such a weird thing it was a throwaway line in the special that I very rarely did on stage

and for some reason I did it that night I didn't remember you doing it and we toured together for years I only ever did about four times live and I threw it in there for whatever reason and no, I was, I was wrong. I was wrong that Nathan Lane was playing a gay character in that TV show.

So, you know. Apologian. And if you don't like my acting in him, the character was meant to be autistic and wooden and awkward. They read that in. Prove it, prove it, prove me wrong. When is a doctor ever making eye contact?

Yes. They're all weird. Yes, and all their handshake And looking at the floor for Mark Yeah They all hit the door on the way in They all look off to the side like And every now and again

They look down lens Line He wanted a line Oh man I had such a good time making that movie That was really a fun Different thing man The crew were all nice Everyone was fucking cool man

And it was something else. And you don't even get to walk the red carpet because you're here and you're... The premiere is tomorrow and I can't walk the red carpet. I'm sending my wife as my person to go out there. And so if anyone here is listening to the podcast and they think that I'm not going because the actors don't like me anymore because I made chase, say hello to my wife. She'll be there. So let's move on to some other news.

Obviously, we've discussed the Charlie Kirk theory. our overwhelming point was let's all find some fucking humanity for each other again Well it's just Keep your opinions to yourself You know I know the irony of this That we are on an opinion-based podcast That we are talking about the stuff

But we don't Well listen We didn't get into this bit Which is just When you've got the Gaza thing The Ukraine thing War in Africa There's such a pervasive feeling of

This is what I meant to get into Is and I have this inside me at times Is nihilism which is, and it's sweeping across a lot of young people, which is nothing matters. It's all bullshit. Everything sucks. Everything's bad.

And so you start to just go, we're just on a rock floating through space. And my generation, we can't afford fuck all. And it seems like the world's, you know, crumbling and global warming. And so there's negative shit in everyone's head. But aren't we looking forward to the AI,

just running everything and we just get to sit back watching telly? Yeah. And then we all get a wage. But don't you think that nihilism makes people course where they go, gives a fuck no one's life matters but we've been in that era

a lot like I slip into that sometimes which whatever nothing means anything yeah but it doesn't we're the first people that feel most people believed in heaven hell I don't yeah okay so when Charlie Kirk died and they were going he's

now in Jesus's arms the ultimate fucking gift or whatever whatever the politician said right you're like the old and you're like is that what they think is fun after you die you miss your wife you never get to see your kids again but you're going to meet a blake with a beard wandering around in a fucking cloud sounds

fucking miserable to me where you're going to be in the seventh circle of hell i'm fucking i i i really hope i'm right with the atheism because if i'm wrong holy hell am i going to be cancelled listen i've heard you whinge about travel days where we have to get up early you're not going Imagine doing it with a fiery hot stick up your ass. You're not built for hell, man. No, no, no, no. This would be you with Satan. What are we doing?

We're lifting heavy red rocks again. But we did that yesterday. Where's Jack? Jack, Jack better go to hell or you're fucked down there. If your personal assistant, we need, you go to this, Jack, you have to do some bad things. Oh, how come, boss? Because I need you down there. No, just by association, he's going down to hell.

Who did you work with 10 years? Yes, but Jim Jeffries. Fuck. I've got to be fucked in the ass by Satan at what time? Jack! Can you eat some lube? Can you ask Satan if he can move it to 12? Oh, I have to watch the Dodgers Luzer World Series again.

Good thing Amos is here. We can continue the podcast. We can do it. I don't know about that. Hell edition. Everyone wants it. back anyway what are you doing

down here forest I've done some stuff oh yeah yeah no if I'm going to hell he's going to hell you're going to hell I'm Catholic I ask for repentance

at the end and I'm in but you don't I don't make the rules yeah I'm going look you might get some virgins it depends what hell

let heaven's go happening well you think I should convert to Islam for the end I just don't know which one you're getting you know Judaism doesn't have hell

they just have heaven well that what they do is they've made hell. It's called Gaza. Ah. And it's here on earth. Fucking political. The UN have just said that the Israelis are doing a genocide.

So it's official now. It's on the news. It's on that. We weren't sure. But now that they've decided it is one, you can actually look at it and go, I think it is one. Yeah.

I think it might be. Look, we're living in an extremely difficult time. But like you did say before, in any other period of smartphones, God knows the vicious things people would be saying. Martin Luther King's assassination, can you imagine in the 1960s during the civil rights movement what people were saying at home? The only problem is now because everyone has an outlet where they can speak and there's

no censorship in any way because we never had censorship before. We had freedom of speech, but we also had networks that employed people. Right now, we couldn't do this show back in the 60s. Oh, I wouldn't have seen that bullet go through his neck even 15 years ago. You had to go on the dark, remember, Taliban beheadings at the beginning of, like,

the Afghan. I remember you just see him, but you wouldn't see him. No, but there would always be a guy. There'd always be one weird guy that's like, I've managed to get my hands on a beheading. And you'd be like,

I don't know. I don't want, there was always like one person that was like really into like, I downloaded it off the dark web or whatever. And that guy was a little fucked up. And then what I thought about is, think about the mass,

what that does to people. Because if, so my, my girlfriend, brothers, 18. Yes. And so his friends have watched Charlie Kirk for like six years, right? So you watch this guy sitting there with Debate Me and, you know, you either go,

oh, this guy's a dickhead or you go, this guy's making some sense. And then all of them watched a bullet go through his jugular and explode his neck out and bleed everywhere. Like, who would that figure be for you? Who did you watch a lot off at 15? If you see this, does this make you hate the violence more or does it normalize it for you? So you become desensitized to it, so it doesn't matter as much. My fear is...

Is it a positive for us to see or is it a negative? I think this is, I think obviously negative. And I think there is, this is the Columbine opened up a door for school shooting. Yes, 100%. And since then, there's been a lot of copycats. Before Columbine, the knock-on effect of Columbine has been many, many, many lives. And if you think about it, now the school shootings that happened, even on the day, we don't even, those guys, their names mean nothing anymore.

Right. That's nothing. It's not even reported. And so I think after this case goes on, God willing, it doesn't. But it feels like it could be a column by a moment for like speakers. If you are a person who is loud and vocal and disagreeable, you'd have to think. And we are. We are.

And my friends were comedians. Like those comedians I really, really like. I'm in the political space. And look, I did a bit on gun control that whatever. I did other things in the Jim Jeffrey. So, you know what I mean? And look, at the end of the day, man. I'm sorry if we keep going on over this, but it's a lot.

I'm just trying to make people laugh. That's all I fucking give a fuck about is making people laugh. You had to trial up tonight. Oh, yeah, I didn't have a great one tonight. I'll do better. I'll do better. It's because I got out there and I did all my German tap dancing material. Jim hates when we perform at a place where I...

You fucking... I hack it up big time. You fucking... So you come home, he's got this joke that involves food. And everywhere we go, he's like, so we're in Greece. So you come home and there's no Musica on the fucking table. Fucking, right, like, that women have to cook for him. Anyway, and then he's like, oh, there's no, and then what did you say today?

No stitzel? No, I go, oh, you come home, you just want to eat, and your missus hasn't even made Kaisersman. What's Kajisman? It's those pancakes we had the other night that you thought were dreadful. Oh, that was the most overrated fucking dessert ever. After this podcast, I might be going out and getting one more sausage. Not I'm going to eat of bread just with a little fork. Well, let's talk about a European trip

and have some light to this because people are probably going to escape. Also, Robert Redford's dead. Yeah. He was a good-looking fellow. I lived to 89. What was his views?

He was a Democrat. He was outspoken against Trump. But Trump was once again. Like a Robert Redd, he was the best, wasn't he? For a few years there he was having a really good run. And then he went, decent proposal. Oh, yeah, I've been there. I've been there.

I like that story they said about Robert Redford's. for today where they said they needed him to draw on being a loser who can't get women and he said he could do the role and they said they said really you could play the role he goes yeah I can pretend to be a loser I'm an actor and they said well you know

what would you be like if you got rejected by a woman like if you didn't they said if you didn't score and he goes I don't know what you're talking about if you got knocked back if you got knocked back he goes I yeah I have nothing to draw no and also I've seen the interviews and he talks about he talks about

yeah terrible I used to get typecast as being good looking. Boo, fucking who? Really? Used to be typecast as being good looking. It's a curse. I want to do something more interesting, but every time,

even if they put ugly clothing on me, I'm still the most fuckable man of my generation. Yeah, yeah. You don't understand. And you know what? They go, they don't make them like that anymore. Yeah, they do. We've got Brad Pitt.

Yeah, but he's old. I know. We got Austin Butler. They keep coming. Well, there's Chris Pratt. always be some good-looking guy until the AI takes over. Oh, you've got one. Unfortunately, Chris Brett's through conservative.

I saw a lot of a hate for him. Well, what did Chris Pratt do wrong? He said he was grieving for Charlie Kirk's widow, and they said, God, he's such a conservative cunt. I grieve for his children and his wife, of course you do. How could you not? I think a lot of the hate that comes out of people, if you have kids, you feel different.

You just do. And you can't explain it to people who don't have children. As soon as you have kids, you think different. And as soon as you go, that's someone's dad, little kids, man. There's nothing harder in the fucking world than losing a parent at that age. Before we get out of here, I thought we could talk a little bit about our European... Yeah, man, we're about the drive to Croatia tomorrow. We're going to Croatia tomorrow.

We've got a four-hour drive. My homeland. But let's go through where we've been of late. So we went to Belfast. Yes. Any stories from that other than... No, we were just in Belfast. We did a show.

They were always nice. there doesn't seem to be any terrorist activity going on there at the moment? No, I'm a magnet collector. I was looking for a balaclava one. Okay, so Americans don't know what a balaclava is, you know? What do I call it, ski masks?

Yeah, whenever you call it a balaclava. Now it's like, they use them in port a lot. I reckon there's a lot of girls with bad heads that are like, I'm just on the only fans. About 30 years ago, people were buying ski masks to commit acts of terror for a... And now it's the line up to fuck Bonnie Blu. Now's the fuck body blue and not get noticed.

The thing is, I have a very distinctive looking body. Anyone who's ever seen me naked would go. A lot of moles on you. He'd go, he's this fucking pale guy with short legs and red dots all over him and a wonky dick. A girl, you know how that happened? What? A girl was watching the body blue porn and goes, I know that guy's tattoo. That guy's my friend's boyfriend.

Yeah. And called a friend and said, you need to watch the porn. He's got a balaclava on. That's definitely his tattoo. He's like, oh, there's fucking someone copied my look. I'm just a cool guy. That's not the same dick. So after Belfast, I went to...

My dick's not wonky, brother. I just said that for comic effect. I went to Liverpool. Very nice. I went to... Jack, put that on the screen. Put that on the screen. Edit it in now.

You know, take it out? Oh, it's a lovely cock. So I went to Liverpool. Yeah. And I went to the Cavern Club. I was going to ask you So I went with my mum And my brother

So if people don't know What the Carving Club is The Carving Club is where the Beatles Played every afternoon And not in Liverpool For a couple of years there Just before they got famous And it's like five stories down

It's very deep And it's amazing that Can you imagine it Back in the days When people smoked It must have been Fucking a hellhole in there And they were singing

And they were singing And playing guitar A sweat pit No air conditioning Someone dropped their guts in there mate and it was biohazard. Yeah, yeah, no, it's not good. There's no events.

The toilets there aren't great either. Rough. And I went with mum, my brother and his fiancé, and this was all this crazy shit was happening. Yeah. And it did back, you know how I said Donald Trump sort of still just celebrating because the baby boomers life goes on

for that generation. They really, they've had a sweet run and they realize the world's coming to an end and they're still partying. There was nothing like watching all the young people on their phone reacting to this news or everything that's, happening, genocide in Gaza, political speaker's been shot.

And I just watched people in the 70s and 80s, underground, ignoring everything that's happening in the world. Oh, yeah. Twisted up, baby. That's the thing is, you know how people go, happy as Larry spending their kids money. Dance like no one's watching. Baby women, dance like there's no genocide. Go to a Beatles tribute act like it's still 19.

Yeah, dance like there's no assassination attempt that day. Like, mate, they didn't give a fuck. There was no vibe shift going on there. And that's all it was, by the way, was it was boomer heaven. Yes. It was dads in sort of gasman shirts, checking shirts, slacks, and some old mums who would have been getting fucking wild to this back in the 1960s and 70s.

And they were all wearing glitter. It's the best music in the world. And they were. Mate, they were so fucking happy. said to me this is boomer paradise down here this is a reality distortion field there is no troubles there is a job their mortgages are paid off they're happy they're about to die and they know that the next generation is heriting civil war global war economic complete economic failing and climate catastrophe twist and shout she was just 17 so i fucked her because it's fine

We didn't think it was weird back then. Yeah. Well, it wasn't. Legal in the UK. It's legal. They were perfectly, listen, different time. What's, what's Ringo's one? You're 16.

All right, let's be cut, because I don't need the stuff from the 17. Give us another cut. Give us a cut point. But I say, just 17. 49. 49? 49. All right.

Put 17 underneath it. I don't need the problems. Yeah. I know where we're in. Okay. what I want to say. So the Kevin Club just has like a band playing. Yeah. Beedles trivia.

Perfectly good. So I'm looking at the trivia while the ladies are lining up for the toilets on the wall, sorry, the merch, not the trivia. Look at the merch. And then they see a back door. I don't know if you've ever seen that. There's another room back there. There's another room back there. Yeah, Paul McCartney played that room. Yes. So I went up and there was a bouncer there. There's a phone booth, a red phone booth in there.

And I, I, I, read phone booth? Right next to the red phone booth. I said to the guy, hey, mate, what's through here? And he goes, mate, this is the Beatles Tribute Act. It's ticketed, though, 35 ahead. Come back to Morocco because we're sold out tonight. But, yeah, it's a full Beatles act. It's great. I said, oh, is it on now?

And he goes, yeah, but like I said, mate, we're sold alternate, mate. And I go, oh, all right, no worries. So I wander off. And I said, you know, there's another room back there. My mum walks over. And I'm giving it that, oh, God, what's she going to say? And I said, mum, they're... Rips a jitter.

They said, it's close. So she's just chatting to the guy. And I'm like, well, it doesn't. look like she's abusing him. No. Looks like she was flirting with him. She's just having a good laugh. Next minute,

Mum, guys, come over here. And I got my brother, all right, what do you think this is going to be? We walk over. The guy goes, you want to watch the show me?

Go on, and you go, your mom's a beauty. She's a beauty. And then he looks at her and he goes to this. And mom goes, you just have to have a bit of charm

in this life, swear to him. You didn't even have to pay the $35 bucks. No money. No money. So you saved over 100 quid, $105 quid. 105 quid.

We got to watch the fucking show, which ruled. Yeah. I'm going to get into that in a second. However, when I walked through, I'd only just spoken to the guy and said there's no way I could possibly get in or buy a ticket. So it was a bit of sweet thing of like,

thanks for letting me in, but also like, fucking hell, dickhead. Like, you told me I couldn't get in here. Yeah. What do you reckon your mum said? Listen, I don't know because, like I said, it was all older people and mum was having, mum's a big dancer.

There was another single bloke in there. I dated a woman once you could do that. always get into any building. Get us in everything. Into anything. Another bloke hits on my mum. He's dancing with her. He's grinding up next to her.

And mum is so mean to men. Yeah. Because he... Well, he's just to be, they're coming up and grinding against him. 100%. This guy's like, he's a sort of fat older bloke,

but he's giving it a bit of this. And he's like, and mom just goes, ha ha ha! And points at him. And looks at me, he goes, oh, as if.

And just to watch a guy and he's just sort of, grew way to the bar. she goes, oh, he was gross, wasn't he? And to be fair, the guy was, he was rubbing his penis on my mum's leg. See, we have very similar childhoods in many ways, but my mother, no one hit on her.

No, I don't remember that. I remember once we had a bloke that lived over the fence called Jack. Yeah. Jack was an old bloke, never got married, lived with his dog, blah, blah, blah. Mom reckoned that why she was hanging the washing out, Jack used to look over the fence and purve at her in a sexual manner. as we said, Jack's been looking over the fence His eyes were offensive

Yeah, Jack's been looking at me in a sexual manner And I remember, I was about 12 or 13 I remember thinking, surely not You don't want to hurt her feelings I was like, what's wrong with Jack? But she got big norks Yeah, she had big norks And she was hanging out in the washing

She was hanging out underwear Which I'm sure you wrote in your autobiography My mother used to do some mean-spirited jokes about my mother. Still do, but I remember, like, how do you fold Bum's under it? And we did it like a flag. And you go back to, and you come, and you go to go. You fly them a half-mast. Fold it into triangles.

So, anyway, I'm in their show. Have you been to the show? I've seen many a Beatles tribute act in my day. The Beatles Tribute Act. There's one that I saw. They look perfect. There's one that I saw in Tokyo, and this, right, that they were really good. And the guy who played John Lennon fucking look like Yoko Ono,

I'm telling you, the rest of the band didn't. The rest of the band didn't. It could be a child, we don't know. Yeah, he was fucking, he was spot on. They had a perfect John, a perfect George. Yeah. Ringo was whatever. Was, okay.

Paul was a great singer, but enormously fat. So he looked like Paul's son. Okay, fat Paul, but was Paul left-handed? I didn't, I didn't, I didn't know. I'm not like a Beatles deep cut guy. You got to have a, you got to have, what do you mean, deep cut everyone knows paul's left-handed so they could stand next to each other and the

car guitars went out that way it was a good look it's what gave them that was their edge was it well before for visuals yeah for visuals they always put Paul in the end so the arms spanned out like that so him and George I've never been a music I don't know fucking any music facts I've never been like

but everyone knows Paul's left-handed I didn't know he was left-handed my brother didn't even know some of their music existed he goes he just kept doing this the whole show do they sing that one that's a good song He goes, here comes the son. Was that them? Yeah, that's a good one.

Yes, yes, here comes, he comes the fucking son. How do you not know that? He goes, I don't know. My brother and I say, we're not big, my brother's like, I'm not a big music guy. I just listen to it. I don't know what anything's called. Yeah, I, one of my pet hates is people who say the Beatles aren't very good because what you just said about your brother.

Do they have this one? Do they have that one? even if you don't like the Beatles you know 30 of their songs you just do and then you have people oh my favourite band is the fucking blah blah blah blah blah you know what I mean

and you're like four songs do you know the Beatles are the Beatles of French cooking which is you don't even realise that when you go out to a meal I remember being like what's a French restaurant and what you didn't realize about French food is all the technique and all the technique and everything that becomes new cuisine everything that branched out comes from that

was built out of that yeah butter yeah butter and good butter and good beef and chicken and the simple, all the simple cooking. Verse chorus, verse chorus, bridge, you know what I mean? Yeah. And just singing to the fans.

Just, I belong to her. And she feels fine. This thing. Hate you to people and stuff. Songs that you could apply to your life. Yesterday, everyone feels that thing. Everyone's been dumped and thought, fucking yesterday, fucking everything was perfect.

What did I do? What did I do? And I went home from that gig. and I was sharing a hotel around with me, mum. Yeah, oh, yeah. Well, someone got lucky. There was a fold-out bed. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Which I couldn't be bothered, and so I ended up spending the evening in a queen bed with my mum. Okay. And I'm 33. It always feels a little... Well, I... Listen, there's always one ethnic kid that sleeps with their mom. When I was your age or whatever,

I went around the World Cup with my father, and we shared European beds, which, If you've never been across Europe, they don't give twin rooms. All they do is give you a double bed and you get single bed matriette duvets so that you have your own duvay so that no one's a hot. But what I found is I kind of like it when there's someone with you, but last night my duve fell off the bed. The secondary one? The first one, because I just rolled over and fell up. Normally it would have more pool to it.

Here's the benefit of sharing with your mum. Right. Particularly because we're on the road. Everyone gets chlamydia. My mum has all the same ailments that I do. And so I travelled with a person. Oh, mate, we had all the same ass creams. Fucking tiniere creams.

Mums travels with all the fucking medicines. I picked up antibiotics. I got a fucking hemorrhoid cream. She's like, don't you have this? I got new mouthwash. Oh, mate. The tender embrace of a mother. My mum was good for meds as well.

She goes, have you got sleeping tablets for the flight? Have you got a Xanax if you're a bit stressed? She's a fucking pharmacy mom. She also does Botox for a living and she keeps asking. She goes, you look awful. Your crow's feet are just protruding massively and it doesn't help that you've gotten fat because your big face is just squishing up.

Anyway, then we have a fight today on the phone. She goes, why are you so mean to me? I never say anything mean to you. No, well, okay, be careful how you tread here because you told me about this fight and your mother says you say things about me on the podcast she's listening right now don't listen to him trots yeah yeah she did she did say she got really upset with me today we're having a fight about something in our family and she goes you don't even love me because you say

bad things about me on the podcast my mother used to say she used to go you wouldn't have a career without bad mouthing me that's all you made money out bad mouthing me i hope you feel You're proud of yourself when you're up there saying the jokes about me. Get up, Gunter. Saying those cruel things, referring to me as a circus elephant. A circus elephant. It's one of my great jokes. Up Gunther up is like, if you knew how accurate that joke is, that, that's a factual

routine. We had a few nicknames for us, so Gunter, and so Gunter would be Gunty. Even now, we go, oh, Gunt, like that. And then we had another one. there was a character on some, like, morning TV show that was a big chicken in Manitin' Chicken, and it was called Fowl Ernie. Right, right.

And so her other nickname was Fowlerney, Fowlerney, Fowlerney, and Gunda. Like, mean-spirited. Man, I was in Vienna today walking around, just having a loud conversation. So basically, my mum has a proposal. I don't know if I'm going to be talking about this, whatever.

Sure. Our cousin, Luca Modrich, she's trying to get him to Perth. You're not cousins with Luca Modrich. You came from the same town. Stop looking like your cousins. We're filming with Luca Modrich. Anyway, she... You could fuck him and have his baby, and it wouldn't be a problem.

He's, well, he's supposedly doing something with my mum's... I don't know what it is, but she'd written a letter. Titties. She'd written a letter. I'd taken a poll or anything of her tithies to put him in there. See, what do it is. And she wants him to edit it. Yeah.

And I was giving it. You're going to get in so much trouble for this. Your mom's going to get so angry at you for this. It'll be good for the next club. It's not worth it, is it? It's not even going anywhere. You're not getting enough laughs out of it. I'm getting nothing.

You're not going to get enough laughs. I'm just going to be furious. I know. I was just on the phone walking around Vienna saying like this. I'm not talking down to you. Jesus, Mum. I'm just trying to speak facts to you. And that's what she goes,

oh, that's just your father all over again. which if you've ever been through divorce Yeah That's the But that's the thing in your... Actually, I'm going to... In your children. I'm going to put this down as my...

Let me put this down as my edit point. One hour. Mother story. Yeah, we... Because I want to do it properly, but I can't... We could never do live radio. Could you imagine how many people we would have offended live radio? The defamation dump button

would have a workout. Right, anyway, let's get... Let's do the last one. about where we've been. Where did you, Copenhagen? Wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen. We had, okay, here's one for you, L.A. I'm going to say,

best Mexican restaurant in the world, apart from in Mexico, of course, there's got to be some places in Mexico. Where would you say? San Diego, Los Angeles, got a lot of good Mexican immigrants. Cabo San Lucas. Where's that one?

No, that's just like down in Cabo, which is basically America in it. just like, yeah, I know, actual car, that's not the name of the restaurant.

No, no, just kidding. Okay, because they're some legless yeah. Well,

I'm sorry to tell you, but it's Copenhagen. This Mexican restaurant in Copenhagen, we've been, we've eaten there twice. It's a set menu. They do a toaster,

a little tiny burrito, a thing. It's Michelin Starry, but it's still down to earth. Best Mexican food of everyone. Well, I've never had like high-end Mexican.

I only get like, this is. something else they really know what the fuck they're doing just good just good it was yeah it was but it is in Copenhagen so you have to really remind them that we can have spice yeah it could do with a bit of hot sauce

but it's the flavors are all there a langestine tarco in a leaf with just like sort of yeah very nice and Copenhagen the city it must be said we don't want to shit on America too much

but being able to leave a bike behind No, no, they're not even shitting on America. We were just in London where you watch get stolen walking down the street and they can't have nice things in England and they know that. They know that. I'm not saying anything against the bridge. They're very well aware that they can't avoid things. Even in Australia.

If you leave a traffic cone, it'll end on the head of a statue. Lyme bikes go to the river. Oh, yes, yes, yes. The scooters get smashed. If there's a canal to throw a shopping card in, they've figured it out. Remember we went for a walk. So we went for a walk yesterday in Vienna and there's a public park and they have free-use hammocks

and it was just families and lovers and having outdoor drinks of beer which you can buy at a supermarket You can buy it from 7-11 and just walk the street drinking your beer They've got bottles of wine And people were in the hammocks And I just thought

If that was in any of the countries I've ever lived in It would be smeared with shit There would be a guy taking a shit on it There would be a couple fucking Yeah Out and out definitely they'd be one couple A couple of meth heads

A couple of eth heads Just fucking each other yeah right there'd be a guy shooting heroin under one of them yeah they'd be definitely just homeless everywhere there'd be persons going that's my hermock you'd walk away you'd never go to that park yeah yeah dude hammock park is it's bleak down there that's a heroin park that's what we call it in these areas or it's not just the hammocks that swing i was walking along vienna and i was walking along and i sometimes you know when someone recognized they look and then they look again and this guy looked and then he looked and then he looked and then he

he went and I went Gide mate and I shook his hand and he went like this Have you got cigarette? No No he didn't recognise me He just wanted a cigarette I just looked like the type

I wasn't smoking This guy's got How bold is that to ask a person Not smoking If they've got a cigarette You do look like a man That would have a dart Isn't that about that

You don't even have the square box In my pocket He did it for a long time Yeah So we were walking to go and see Jim's mural Which Oh fuck the fucking mural I'm still fuming.

I thought you would have led with this, to be honest. So there was a mural of what was Mozart. If you put, it was Falco, the guy who used to sing, Amadeus, Amadeus, right? Who is from Vienna, Austria. It was meant to be a mural of him dressed as Mozart, and it was at one of the main train stations. If you put Falco, Mozart, Vienna mural, you'll see it.

Okay, so it's a picture of me. I'm not being vain saying it's a picture of me. It's a picture of me. The artist went on to do another mural of Kurt Cobain, and he put up a picture of David Spade. So he does comedians as other famous historical figures. So that people go, that kind of looks like.

Jack, put up the pictures. They put up the picture. It's a picture of me. People have sent me this photo over many years. I was all excited to go to the mural. Fucking son, cunt, painted over it. I'm fuming. I'm fuming.

Last time we were here, You were too lazy to go on visit it. I was too busy or something, and I couldn't get there. I thought it was further away than it was. People said, oh, it's quite far away. It's not, it's a 10-minute walk. So then all of a sudden, Jim's standing there looking at a mural that's been painted over with just shit graffiti. It'd be one thing if it was an actual nice image.

It's just nonsense. People covering it with nonsense, yeah. So he's standing in front of it wanting a photo and random people getting onto the tram. Just looking at him going, fuck me. It doesn't even look good. Look, how many times in your life do you have? have a mural, a picture of your head in a major city. And then, anyway,

so we put into AI, I said Mozart mural that looks like Jim Jeffries. And the AI doesn't think it's me. The AI goes, some people think it looks like Jim Jeffries. A common mistake. It's just coincidental. No, it's fucking me. It's a picture of me. I don't give a fuck what anyone says.

I'm sending this to Jack now to make sure he puts on the screen. You can see what Jim got replaced with. And then that was Vienna. And then we still have more shows to come. Jim Jeffries For the rest of the tour We need some people in Italy Yeah, Italy

Look, I'll be honest with you We won't be going back to Italy The sales have not been up to scratch Rome's a big city I made a call I wanted to eat some pasta Most expensive bowl of pasta I've ever bought me fucking life

Rome wasn't built in a day And it's not because they were watching Stand Up comedy No, they're just not in a stander Like I was dubious about Paris And then Paris came through man And then so we got like Croatia tomorrow, sold out two fucking shows.

Holland, sold out five fucking shows. Rome, I'm fucking, I've almost sold 300 tickets in a 2000 Cedar. Not what we normally do for promo. Usually it's, hey guys, these tickets, there's very few left. Fuck there's oodles. I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what. If you're a fan of the podcast and you can write to me and go, I live in Rome, fuck Amos's mother, I'll give you free tickets.

We're saying it right now. going back to my mother stuff. Well, I just, there needs to be a code. Okay, what do you want them to say? Bulkanization. Okay, if you can write to me, I live in Rome,

balkanization, I'll give you, I'll give you two free tickets to see me in Rome. Can't get fairer than that. Reach out to everyone you know. Yeah, reach out to everyone, you know, if you're a fan of the podcast

and you haven't bought tickets yet, like, what are you doing in you? Listen, and even if, even if you don't speak great English, Jim's very physical. his comedy has gotten more and more basic over this why look at some of these funny faces he'll pull at the show

it's a funny head yeah it's a funny head one eyebrow one eyebrow look at that I'm like the rock one eyebrow don't even say anything so we need you in Rome hey by the way Milan's selling

fines doesn't apply only Rome shouldn't have booked the Colise there was a mistake went too big too fast we're actually going to make a loss on the whole tour because of Rome Rome I'm not making money in Rome

it's a passion project it's uh I always like when communities used to come out and like oh hello welcome to the chair conference well that's what's happening at this moment it was I was kind of dreading to talk about this but I think our message whether Jim and I agree on many things in our life

is I'm not going to say I'm a pro life but I am pro-life in the sense here that I'm pro shutting the fuck up and let people mourn even if you don't fucking like the person there are people who do like them all you're doing is shitting on the people living you're not shitting on the person that's dead what have you achieved what have you achieved you've achieved fucking nothing so my thing is is just that life actually is important and let's start fostering a culture where we don't use violence to settle our scores and it'd be nice if we could see it

And be honest, do you think the world's a better place now? Do you think we're all happier? It doesn't feel like it's a better place for anyone. No. Okay. Well, Jim. Good night, Australia. You've got to go and wander around getting a fucking hot dog.

I've got to get a sausage. I'm not getting into bread too much, too filling. But I need a Kraus and stuff. What's it called? One with cheese? The Kaiser Kleiner. Kaiser Kleiner. Cheers.

Cheers. Okay. And now we begin the podcast. Okay. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to at this moment with me. Jim Jeffries. I'm here with Amos Gould. What are we talking about this week, mate? On this podcast, we are on the road again in Europe. We're in Vienna and we are reacting

to the tragic news of the assassination of Charlie Kirk and the fallout from that and the sort of bleak feeling. We're not very happy with how people have reacted to that. We're also going to talk about personal problems, as we always do. Donald Trump, coming after Australia again. Oh, Donald Trump's going after Australia. There's a lot of. of that. And we were going to talk about traveling around the world and how you can get tickets to my Rome show.

It's pretty hard to get. Tickets are available. Toilet flushed itself. How do you, uh, and we don't have any... Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.