I Don't Know About That - ATM: Episode 30 - If You Love Your Kids, Take Tylenol

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

At this moment, Jim and Amos are in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. They talk about whether or not Tylenol gives you autism, where we get our morality from, and Jimmy Kimmel getting pulled off the air. Jim's new special "Two Limb Policy" is out now on Netflix! SOCIALS: Jim Jefferies Website: ⁠https://www.jimjefferies.com⁠ IG: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/jimjefferies⁠ FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/JimJefferies⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/jimjefferies⁠   Amos Gill IG: @abitofamosgill FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/AmosGillComedy/⁠   Theme Song: "Rein It In Cowboy" by the Doohickeys

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Promo code ATM. Hi everyone, this is the ATM podcast. We are now in Amsterdam. What are we going to be talking about tonight? On today, we talk about Charlie Kirk Funeral. We talk about the European tour so far. The Jimmy Kimmel Freedom of Speech Conversation. We probably could have done more on that, but we might even do that on the next one.

Sure. Covering everything that's happening. The cure to autism or what is causing autism. We've got a bunch of stuff. But before we get into that, we would like to do. a couple of shoutouts of gigs coming up. Now, I want to get in there and say, I've loved the European tour.

I'm doing my own show in Amsterdam, December 2nd. Come to that. And if you want to see me in America, I'm going to Charlotte, Greenville, South Carolina, and Phoenix. They are my last dates in America. Go on my Instagram to find those. Jim is on the road, all through Europe,

pretty much all sold out. UK dates as well. Jim Jeffries.com for all of his shows. We added a show in Oslo. We've got Helsinki coming up. We've got Stockholm coming up But all the UK gigs They're all coming up

We only did London They're all coming up And they all will sell out So get on to that Absolutely so that's Jim Jeffries And then Amos Just started a show in Manchester Yes

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Oh, that's a free ad. I was like, give me something to read. Hello, everyone. Welcome to at this moment. There's a lot happening at this moment. We're on tour at the moment. We're in Amsterdam. We're in Amsterdam.

This is, look at it. I got a bad prostitute, didn't I? Could have done better? It was cheap. Yeah, well, as cheap as some of the girls. We've just come back from we were, In Rotterdam, not Rotterdam, Antwerp. We're in Antwerp, Belgium.

And they have a red light district like Amsterdam that were wandering around. Fuck me. It was the minor legs. That would put you off sex for the rest of your life, that. It was just fucking fat elderly women smoking cigarettes on their phone tapping on glass, like, eh. I've never been that desperate for sex. If they got off their phones, maybe.

Well, it was funny. That was the main thing that we discussed as we walked past. on our way to dinner was it really, the laziness in the generations goes from ice cream scoopers? You're still running a business. You know what I mean? It goes for the office tents,

people that work in ice cream stores, fashion shops, sex workers. They're all on TikTok, not putting out the best foot forward. The youngest ones were putting the least amount of effort in and the old ones were just, what are you selling?

Like, fair thing. Company. I'm not saying anything bad against old people. These were old. fat like i i okay i want to say it from this point of view i understand that i can't sell my body it's in no shape to be put in the shop right like you're literally in a shop window that's where you put your best products out the front anyone who owns a business you put them in to lure the others yeah it's fair to say that if they were clothing items they're like

misstitched oh yeah and and missing threads uh belgian crowd was great people came to show up We were also in Italy before that where people didn't come to shop as we did say on the podcast and we did give away I think we had 10 or 12 tickets to people listen to the podcast We have eight people who listen to us in Rome

and they didn't buy tickets But we don't want to set a precedent for other markets That's so mental that they actually listen to the podcast and didn't want to come to the show Like how many podcasts are you listening to? There's something about

You don't really, in the city of Rome when you wander around the Colise you see the forum. You go to look at where Nero was playing the liar during the fire. You don't think I need a hear in Australian. That's the least amount of tickets that I've sold in the last 15 years.

And the promoter was like this. Yeah, but it's Rome. Rome is different to everywhere else, you know. It's a different. Mate, I sold tickets in fucking Thailand. You can see you in Indonesia. In countries that speak no lick of fucking English. I liked it because it was,

it was you and a 200-seater and I said welcome to my world my friend but I brought you down to my domain here we go I'm going to say it one of the greatest crowds I've ever had well up for it filled with all the local comedians I did get a text from a young lady who was was waiting you can talk while I do this you do some heavy lifting but I did get a text from a young lady we actually had the most texts of anyone so to the Roman crowd and the Milan crowd smallest gigs but very enthusiastic bang in crowd never be back I it makes no financial sense? I played to 8,000 seats and it hasn't been as enjoyable as the gig in Rome.

It was... That's not what you said when you got off stage. No, no, no, I was good in Rome. No, I liked them. You wouldn't I bitch about the people in Rome? I had a great gig. He didn't bitch about the people, but you didn't gaze off into the background like, well, that's it, me in Italy, it's over.

Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm not going back. No, no, don't get me wrong. I want to thank the people who came. I won't go back. Well, not with that promoter. That promoter didn't do anything. You can't go, oh, I. Oh, people are different, do-da-da-do.

I walked around the Tivoli fountain, and people were pointing and saying, hi, Jim at me, and taking photos and whatnot. And you go, there's so many tourists in Rome. You don't even need the Romans to come. Yeah. Just get cunts who are on holiday. And out of the 200 people who were in the audience,

this is why it was such a good crowd. 50% of it were fucking just English cunts who were just like, you know, I just saw you in town. And then we googled, like, stand-up comedy in Rome today, and my name didn't come up. That's appalling.

You can't. Even if you don't like me, you're fucking, you've got to acknowledge on the jam. We did write comedy, Rome, and then there was like a funny walking tour. Yeah, comedy Rome. And there was Jim Jeffries and Rome, and the only thing that came up was my fucking webpage. I will say Wally pulls this up before we were in Milan and Rome. And of course, Milan and Rome amazing. I've got some beef with Milan for Italy.

Your food's just not quite up to the standard. This whole idea that you can't get a bad meal in Italy is incorrect. the rest of the world has caught up. They've caught up. You can't, like, I have Italian in LA and, like, Melbourne has some amazing. We had a lasagna that was brought to us backstage that if you go in the hospital, you go, we need to change their insurance. Yeah, yeah.

That was where it was that. It was dying. If Delta served. He goes, is this Riders Guild or SAG? Which one? It was the Spirit Airlines Lazzania, so not the best. And also, before that, we were in my, mother's homeland and now

I'm a citizen of the country. All right. Now, here we go. Let's talk about a country. Croatia. I love you. Yeah, fuck. I was skeptical. I was coming over to Croatia like, it's going to be bloody full of Amos and Amos's mums and all the type of stuff. And although it

was, I get along with you. It turns out you're my type of people. They're great people. Dark, anyone who comes from the post-Yugoslavia and Eastern Europe in general. One, they watch English-speaking stuff. They've escaped the clutches of communism. They've also had fascism.

They've had it all. They've had everything bashed onto them. Yes. And they're just up for a laugh. They're dark, stoic people. And they're fucking funny. They have a bluntness. And the food, we had some wonderful chivapi.

The food was amazing. I was skeptical because you were like, it's a sausage sandwich with some caprican spread. And I was like, oh, that's going to be ordinary at best. Oh, mate, it was great. And it was ordinary. And we had, so we had a really cool thing. For anyone who doesn't know this, there's a huge link

between Croatia and Australia. My family came out in the 70s, along with many, many others who came to work in Australia. And ever since then, there's been real close to us. We go back and forth a lot. And one of the great Croatian Australian legends is called Mark Voduka. He's a Christian... Personal, it's weird to say a hero because he's very similar in age to me.

But Mark Voduka, the captain of the Australian soccer team, a football team. We have to say, you know, okay. football team because Americans listen He Croatian Australian He captained the Australian By the way You've turned into one of these sex workers

In Antwerp scrolling on your phone No I'm trying to find this thing It's worth it's worth listening to Because I got a full story I can't find it Look at my fucking dinner With my girlfriend

I know it's not in my accepted messages It's in the other bit I get a thousand messages man That I don't answer I don't know why I even looked at this one Well you keep going on I'll pitch who Martha Duker is So the Duke

As we call him The V-bomber. Love him. He's a big, powerful, hulking, Balkan, Croatian man. And he played for Leeds. He played for Celtic. I have met so many celebrities. And you've never seen me post a picture of me and a celebrity.

No, you usually have a rule, which is no taking, no asking for a selfie. I'm friends with Russell Crowe. I know, Brad, I've never posted pictures of me and the two of them together. But I know this about Big Mark Verdukkah is for a huge, huge international football celebrity that he was at the time. I knew he lived in Zagreb. I've got cousins He's actually somewhat related to me Like third, fourth cousin has these four countries

Everyone's related to me Yeah Why they got the roundheads And I'd heard he has a coffee shop Which is amazing To just be a huge success And then vanish off into the hills of Zagreb and I have a coffee shop

And I said to you on the way in We should reach out to Mark Vaduka We didn't know how Didn't know if he doesn't take me I don't see him as a social media guy No And so we're on stage The first show

We're doing two shows I tried to find him on social media before to invite him to the show. Like, I've never done that with a celebrity either. I was like, oh, if Mark Voduka came, that would be really something. Yeah, you thought it is with it. And we've had other celebrities coming to the tour. Jamie Oliver came to London and hung out, you know, we've had people come.

But Mark Vadoca, man, he was the captain. No, you need to say what happened. So he's on stage and he goes, oh, I love Croatians, Mark Voduka. So we saw that two shows in Croatia, right? We will be coming. I will be coming back to Croatia whenever you will. I'll just come back for a weekend. I had such a wonderful time.

And we started at two shows. And I told the story. I said, I know Mark Voduka lives in this town. I said that maybe one of the happiest days of my life was me and my father going to the World Cup in Germany. And when Australia drew with Croatia, that's why I was bringing it up because Croatia. And we got through to the round of 16 in the 2006 World Cup. And I stood there with my father. It was the first time I had a little bit of money in the bank and I could actually take my dad and do something for him.

it was just a beautiful memory and I said I wish Mark Faduca I tried to reach out to Mark Faduca I wish he would have come to the show and someone goes he's coming to the next show he's going to be in the next one I'm his mate he couldn't get to the first one

he'd be at the next one he could not get to the first one he didn't buy tickets fast enough he would be coming to the next show and at that point I got immediately nervous because I had a good first show and I started to get I was like I wish he was

that the first one because I desperately wanted Mark Vatuka to think I was cool and I knew he was going to be sitting there and watching the second one and I was fucking trepidacious because you'd see him as well he's got a big head it's one thing we've got in common it's massive whopping Slavic heads and he's he had this uncle

called Simon we called Shimet Shimet that's your dad right with your auntie Shime lived three doors down from my grandparents and he was a bit of like not a homeless man but he was like a drifter and a friend of my grandfather and he used to always say this Mark Voduka is my nephew.

I thought he was just an old whiner. Yeah, yeah. You know? Did you actually ask him about Shimu? As soon as Mark Faduka came back, I said, do you know a guy called Shima? He's moved back, Croatia. He always told me he was your uncle.

And he's like, basically, Mark Faduco was like, yeah, he's a family member, but he's not my uncle. But, yeah. Right, right. He goes, he's an interesting unit. He's always, he's always bigging himself up. That's how he would introduce himself to people. Mark Voduka, in the same way that I say,

look at Modrich is my cousin. It turns out he's from a village very close to our village. And he's the, by the way, the nicest big star we've ever met. The first thing I did, I got off stage and I said to Adam, who's the tour manager, I said, Adam, put Mark Voduka backstage passes at the box office. And when he shows up to collect his tickets, just give it to him like this, right? And I was optimistic and I thought maybe, maybe yes, maybe no. And then at the end of the show, I went in the dressing room and there's someone here to see you. And he came back with three of his mates who were super nice guys. And it was just like chatting to a bloke in Australia and a pub.

He was the most down to earth, chill, dude ever. Now, if you don't know how good Mark for Duke was, a reason why he's got such a soft spot in my heart is I moved over to England from 2001 to 2009, 2010. I lived in the UK. I was always into football. I followed Liverpool as a kid, but then I wanted to have a local team now. all the other Australians used to follow Leeds in 2001 to 2005, right? Yeah. Because Harry Kuhl and Mark Paducah played for Leeds. At that stage, Mark Voduka was worth crow on about.

It was worth walking around going, oh, Australian Mark Badoot. He was one of the top five strikers in the fucking world, not just the top five strikers from Australia or whatever, in the world. He scored four goals against Liverpool in one game, right? I have friends who have them tattooed on their body. Yeah, yeah. He is a great and couldn't be a cooler dude. I just, yeah, I was, and then at the end, I very rarely do.

I never take photos with anybody. Always say if someone comes back stage, don't take a photo with him. Let's be cool, right? It's like, and I couldn't keep my cool, man. Here we go. I think I'll find it. Find it. What was a different way?

My phone had 2% battery and it was ticking down and I was like, fuck it. I know Jim doesn't like this, but I said, Mark, would you mind if I got a photo? I've got to put this in the ground. group chat and took a photo then you got in there and then my had actual cousins who wanted to see me who kept texting like this when are you coming out i think i left him out there for 45 minutes yeah and so i was like i'm talking to my fictional famous cousin i don't have time for you actual family members who have scored fuck all for leads yeah you're just a chick that barely speaks english that wants to ask me questions about how my mum's doing go away i'm talking to

mark veduca i oh i can find this text because i said it to forest in a picture Here we go. I know where to get it. This has been riveting, viewing for everybody. No, I haven't stopped talking. I've kept the conversation up. No, but we know you don't respect the video. We know you don't respect the video.

Yeah, the video, I fucking, I'll put a hat on for you. I put a hat on for you. I'm trying to set this up. We're on the road, obviously. It's difficult to get the podcast going. We're in Holland. As I set this up, Jim's like this. Fuck this business and fuck anyone that wants to sit down and watch us talk.

Just listen to it like normal people. Yeah, who sits and watches the video? Who watches the video? I guess they can. could see our funny faces. Yeah, you people just listening in your car, you missed that. It was hilarious. It's tough that you need to do this.

All right, so I'm in, I'm in, so Croatia, number one, love Croatia. We'll go back to Croatia again. Oh, you want to talk about the Milan chick? No, no, this is Roma. Oh, that was Rome. Romer. So I'm on, I'm on, I'm backstage. I'm out to, the show's about to start.

Now, the show was set to start at 8.30, right? I get this message direct sent to me. at 8.34. 834. Bro. First of all, bro. Who are you? You think you're talking to, right? Bro, it's late. Where are you? Question mark, question mark.

Yeah. My dad dragged me to your show and you're late. I have things to do afterwards. Can you please start? Thanks. I'd really appreciate it. Now, have you considered that I was? went on at 8.30, so she'd seen four minutes

of me. No, no, no, the show was about to start. The music was playing. Here's a thing about these conversations. Okay, so entertainers always want to get on stage at the same. We want to start work like anyone does. We want to get started. We're not sitting backstage going, fuck them. We're waiting for the

We've usually got dinner. We'd like to go and get afterwards. Yeah, we have the theatre going, can you hold it back 10 minutes? The bar's too full. There's too many people in the bathroom. We like people to be seated, right? so no we can't just start on the second like when you're oasis you can because people like they'll just start the music they'll all run in but they're not running in for a first joke so comedy we try to get it started as quickly as possible uh i had never seen such an arrogant cunty message

in all my life then bro it's too late where are you my dad drag me to your show and you're late i have things to do afterwards can i can you please start thanks i really appreciate it that is four minutes after the starting time i've never a walk on stage with my phone in my pocket. I had it on the screen. I put in my phone with my pocket. I did five minutes to warm up the crack because you don't want to start laying in right away. And then I said, I have to talk to an audience. I have to say, okay. And I said, and because it was only 250 people in the room, I think we got two 50 people. Well lit people. Yeah, well lit people. I was seeing like there was a girl with a dad and I was like,

huh. And I said, I said, I think you might have written. And I went, bro, it's late where the audience laughed, obviously, the message. And then I said, was it you? And she goes, yeah, see, see, yeah. See, like that, right? And I'm like, I was about to just rip into her. And then I went, how old are you? And she goes, 15. And I'm like, fuck.

Because you can't abuse her 15. It's not her fault that her mum gave her Tylenol in the womb. You know what I mean? That was seamless. Well done. On to our next time. I had to get us into the top. But to that young lady, I, so in Rome,

I did 20 minutes longer just so she couldn't do what she was going to do fucking afterwards. And then she was in the meet and greet. Oh, mate. You were pulling out all the old material. You had to be like, I'm going to ruin your plan, bitch. He was doing up, Gunter off. And pointing at her.

Yeah. The future. That was an interesting gig as well because because it was smaller and it was in a big theater, people who bought tickets in the balcony, this is really funny. What people don't understand about comedy is they were like, but these are the nice seats up here in the balcony and we don't want to move. and I had to go on and go, hey guys, move down. Now, the venue said they won't move down

because that breaches the law. They want to sit in the seat. They want to sit in it. And I said, but they have a worse time. What you mean it breaches the law? What a load of fucking... Absolute nonsense. That's just lazy fucking union, fucking theatre.

If you ever want to learn about unions, start playing in theatres because every five shows you meet a cut like, you can't move that chair. Why can't I move the chair? Well, no, it's against union rules. What, who is stopping me from... You have to have a...

employer do it and he won't be in till seven. And he has to be fed first. Yeah, he has to be fed and he's not meant to be working today. Do you need him to come in? It's got to cost $3,000. They're the fucking worst. So I said to the audience, the way I got them down is, Jim and I are

from America, I don't know if you've seen what's happened in our country, but assassinations are going on so we'd rather not have people sitting up high in the darkness clever boy, clever boy. And I got them to come down. And we ended up having a great show. We should probably move into what is happening around the world. I just want to say, the rest of Europe has been selling fine.

That's a bliff. We've just sold 8,000 tickets in Amsterdam. Humble, brag. Not even humble. Just straight up brag. Tylenol. So there's quite a few things. Obviously, this is attempting to be a comedy podcast.

Sure. We'll see how we go. Sure, sure, sure. So, safe for now because let's start with, I think the way to get into this. You want to start. You want to do? I want to start with the speech that Trump gave at the Charlie Kerr, Uh, special, uh, special, uh, special, but he's special.

He's special. He's special. Well, it looked a little like a WWE event. I didn't think he was going to arrive at coffee. The service, I had never seen so many fireworks at a service in all my life. I've seen some fireworks. Yeah. But apparently it's not called a funeral.

Yeah. Well, just like, here comes out the wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, but anyway, she spoke very nice. Um, I hope when I die, I get the entire executive branch of a government pushing their legislative agenda. But this is the thing.

So Trump going, he liked his enemies. I don't like my enemies. I'm sorry, I hate him. I hate him. And then he's just like this. And coming up, I'm going to talk about autism. He mentioned that inner service. I have done eulogies.

Never plugged the show. No. Never gone. And if you look, he always used to laugh at my jokes, which you can see on Netflix, Too Lynn policy. He wishes he was here for the premiere of that coming up. we're doing strong numbers too 1.9 million on the first

oh yes yes yes more to see more to see you we'll see that in the future but this is about my friend Gavin so I watched the event and it's right obviously it was remarkable there was 20 million watching online 200,000 people packed into a football stadium there was baseball players who didn't play that game

because they had a grievance that you only meant to have that for when you have a family funeral you have the day off this is teams that were going into the playoffs and there's like sure was like got to go to fucking... It's obviously a big, big cultural moment

over there in America for the right-wing side of politics. Do you know what I described it as to a friend and I'd written this down was it was Martin Luther King dying for men who say, let's go! That was their moment. You can use that joke in about a month.

About a month, yeah. That's what it felt like to me. So obviously, massive culture of touchpoint and the wife's speech was good, she forgave. She forgave. Look, I'll be honest, you know, I feel for Charlie Kirk and his family. I don't think the guy obviously deserved to be shot in the neck. I didn't agree with a lot of stuff that he had to say, but too much religion. I know it's a service, but he's an extremely religious thing.

Yeah, but if they're going to do all the politics as well, politics and religion, just keep them separate. Just make it all religious or all politics. what if your politics is religion then you're the state of Israel I know then we've seen how that works out we've seen how that because it's like

and like did I was crazy when she forgave him and she looked up at the Lord and all that stuff I thought it was very sweet even you know but I think all religion's bullshit

I've been all religion's bullshit yeah well you don't fucking believe in it though I do I just think I'm lapsed and fallen do you believe do you believe

that there's a guy called Jesus who died for your sins Yes. Right. And do you also believe there's a Blake called Muhammad who's been hanging out with? There was Muhammad. He was a warlord. And do you think there was Buddha? Was he all doing stuff? He sat underneath the tree and thought about things?

Do you think you were lucky enough to be born in the country that had the right one for you? I believe that there is some sort of mega-consciousness that's out there. Many faiths are trying to get to. That's fine. And I think there's a religious... I don't believe in that, but I can get on board with that.

I can say, all right, there's a higher being, there's a magical mystery thing, but do you believe the book that people wrote, people, John, Paul, right, Ringo, all of them, right? They all fucking, they all wrote it. No, but I believe there's a massive, no, I believe there's a, that's information that you should follow. I believe there's a, yeah, I think information gets passed down and if it's managed to last this long, there must be some meta-truth inside it. What do you think of Jewish blokes wearing big furry hats with ringlets down the The eccentricities of religion are always quirky and we make fun of them.

But deep down, when you watch the Charlie Kirk thing, there is that one theme that repeats across all religion, which is this whole idea of sort of death, sacrifice, sacrificing yourself to say the truth. Do you think the world would be better without religion or do you think it's better with religion? I think it would be best with a religion, and that religion is where I am seen as the Saviour. Because it turns out we've got problems in Israel. I just read about this last week. We've got problems in Israel.

Just turn about it. There's issues there, isn't it? Yeah, just turn about it. Just turn about it. Yeah, there's some guy, yeah, there's problems. And so there's problems in Israel. Do you reckon that would be happening without religion? Do you reckon that's just...

Well, I don't believe without religion, I think, as the South Park episode would say, the moment there's no religion, you've got the atheist core united, you've got atheist alliance unlimited, you've got atheists, and everybody separates themselves into groups. This is another argument. Part of the reason I stopped talking about religion on... understand. They became insufferable cuts.

Because the atheists are insufferable. Some of them, not all of them. I met some wonderful. Atheists like my father are great, where you go, it took me 40 years to ask him, do you believe in God, Dad? Nah, it all seems like a bit of rubbish to me. Yeah, but that's it.

Yeah, but you know what? Even your dad, though, it is formed his opinions, whether he knows it or not, there's a bedrock from Christian theology that goes through our world. Oh, please, you can be a good person without having to have 10 rules written in a fucking book. Yeah, but you think

that, but even being an atheist, you are really just a modern Protestant. All of your theology and philosophy is watered down from Aquinas. Quintessentially, my children are being brought up atheist in the sense that if they want to find religion, they'll do it on their own time. I'm not helping them with it, and they know that I'm an atheist. I don't push atheism on them. I've never looked at my son and gone, I want you to know there's no God, it's ridiculous, and people who think there is a God is an idiot.

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That's where your kids learn their morality, really? Where do you think people learn their morality? His mother is an atheist and she's one of the swan, We're the weirdest human beings that is... Morality out the fucking winter. Coming from what, though, where do we learn our morality? This isn't the podcast I wanted to do today, but... It's a good one.

Where do we get our stories from, where we look at something and say, you know what? Star Wars. There's an internal... Yeah. All these stories all come from... Oh, stop acting like that was the one story. We couldn't have come up for that story. We have one story.

People came up with that story. The guy in the cross... Have you been to Israel and gone fucking to Jerusalem and walked up the hill? he dies on this cross and then oh there's the cave over here and here's the stone over here and here's this over there it all seems very fucking convenient yeah but what's the meta story behind it all they go all the stories like Superman and everything it all comes from Jesus we could have very easily someone wrote that story okay but why don't we keep doing it maybe have like five or ten tales in the world morality tales in the world that we go I was just in a movie

that had so much Jesus stuff and by the way with the reviews of him that we said we were going to do I came out of it all right so we did say we were going to read the bad reviews of my acting and there were the only one was one person said I wasn't funny and I have that comment every day that you've got a that review you've got a lot of scar tissue for that that that review is banging around my head right now yes so my point was we tell the same story over and over because there must be something we identify with people who sacrifice themselves who aren't selfish turn the other cheek people who forgive people who find it within themselves, even though they've been wronged to not lash back themselves.

There's certain values that all cultures... But treat people as you'd like to be treated. That is the most easy rule. You can't say that at this town. Some people like to be pissed on here, and I don't want to be pissed on. No, but respectfully, and they want to be pissed on. They want to be asked to be pissed on. And they want to, you know, be respected before and after the pissing.

For 80 euros, apparently. Okay. All right. Well, just cut this podcast short, everyone. No, so this is what I wanted to get to on the Kirk event. I thought Erica should have finished last, the wife. Her speech should have, she should have gone last. Yeah, I think, yeah, I think.

When Trump came at the end, it was like, you can't top the widow who put a unifying message out there. But also, once you put fireworks up the first time, they lose all effect. Too much is nothing. I didn't like the fireworks. I didn't like it. And he came out to, it's meant to be a service. And he came out to, I'm proud to be an American. And he went on for too long.

And he sang it. And then Trump came out and went like this. There he is. Singing his son. And he goes, he sounds just as good as he's ever sounded. He sounds just as good as ever said. He sounded like shit. He sounded like an old bloke.

He'd been fucking drinking a bit too much. And he, like, you know, he was still bashing out of the song. But he didn't sound tremendous. No, it was, it was not ideal. Then Tucker had his speech and people thought that was anti-Semitic. I didn't see Tucker's speech. And then he said, Anyway, well, I can't even remember it.

I wanted to get into Trump. So Trump did pitch while he was doing the speech about, hey, we've got a big announcement coming out with the research we've been doing into autism. And that came out yesterday. And I'm sort of scrambling to see what it was all about. So for anyone who's been paying along, RFK and him made the...

Charlie Kirk was pivotal, apparently, and bringing them together. Right, okay. To do the Mahama movement. He brought them in. And they did their rally in Phoenix. which is where he was from and I remember thinking

oh god there's going to be a big thing on vaccines here they've been promising research into autism he goes we've got to talk about autism it's coming up it's big things big things so he hooked us yeah oh no he got me and it worked he got me there was a trailer it was a trailer they announced they had some links to autism

and what it was he said I'm going to be figuring out autism for now forever I've got it all covered I thought it was going to be it's this vaccine definitely here's the proof And look, I've been a pro-vaccine guy And I'll be honest with you. I was both nervous and happy.

Like, I want to get to the bottom of autism. Who doesn't? And I was nervous that maybe you'd come out with something where I went, oh, fucking illy's proven it. Well, they came out with a warning. That was about it. Women taken, Tylenolta. So for Aussies, that's paracetamol.

Paracetamol. Which is, do you know how to say what it is? Because Donald Trump couldn't say it. Why are their autistic kids? in the jungle, because the paracetamol. Do you know how I had to say it? Paracetamol. Yeah, but the American version.

Tylenol. Yeah, yeah, but what's the actual drug? I want to hear you say it. Paracetamol. No, it's called acetina. See, I can't say it either. Acetina minifan. Acetina minifan.

Is that what it is? Acetina minifan. I don't know, but I just call it paracetamol or Tylenol. I don't need to know. I've always thought the drug names are stupid. Drugs should be called things like that one's called Danny. I'm going to have to be the potter.

This one's called Bucco. This made me laugh a lot because obviously this is this is RFK's life work into this and very clearly he would love to get deeper

into regulations on vaccines and splitting up how many vaccines kids get when they're like three days old. It's amazing because you can see Trump staying there and ironically he wants to what's his name JFCK

not JFKJ what's RFK? RFK wants to talk, which is the thing he can't do. I wish that I... I've never seen a guy more frustrated because they're a squad, but he's still the backup. And he's watching Trump butcher this. Public health is not an area that he's even able to bullshit in. He sounds completely fucked when he tries to discuss it.

Listen to him, have a go at saying acedaminophan. First, effective immediately, the FDA will be notifying physicians at the use of... I said, well, let's see how we say that. Acidaminophen. Acetaminophen. Is that okay? Which is basically commonly known as Tylenol. So, RFK's face like this.

So RFK is not, acetaminophen. He says it to him, acetaminophen. But here's the thing. I practice words before I say him in a public forum with a microphone. We've seen you attempt to go read off the auto queue. There was days of the Jim Jeffery show. It took a while. Yeah, but I did.

What's in Tylenol? A sapypestiperspon. A sapaminophon. A sapypaphypherne. I would have just gone Tylenol, the active chemical in Tylenol. That's what I would have said. I can do a workaround. So they're saying that when you take Tylenol, your paracetamol, while in utero, it could lead to, or it increases the risk of.

and so all they're doing is putting this on the bottle now so they're not even banning anything they're putting a health morning so they have been telling us that there has been a leap in autism since the 90s right and they can't figure out what it is right we didn't we what we didn't have

Tylenol before then we've had Tylenol for fucking 50 more years I think 50s or 60s yeah 50s I'd be proxed I'd be proxed and others a band so we had women in the 60s and 70s taking Tylenol smoking and

fucking drinking and we had less autism. They didn't solve shit. So you're saying bring back the darts? I'm just saying maybe the tobacco fights with the assyper-sipperson right? And then it makes it all level out. Then you put a bit of whiskey on top and you go to bed.

When I saw it, I thought, okay, so taking Tylenol makes your son autistic. When my beautiful wife to be Annika is pregnant with our child, you best believe I'll be smushing as much Tylenol in her food so she gives birth to Nicola Tesla. it's the only shot for our family we need the most autistic child yeah like like how does how does

tyloil help you count so much like if you love your children drink Tylenol which is by the way what's going to happen so we live in this fucked time of politicized personal first of all these adults who are autistic and and and we've had autistic people since the dawn of time fucking anyone who spots trains anyone all those type of people like i collect sports sports and i collect sports sports cards, I would say conservatively, I would say the sports cards community is 10% autistic, right?

Because people like, yeah, I'm saying conservatively, right? And because people like to look and read the back and go, and this one's perfect. And I'll put it over here and I'll put that next to there and I have to get the extra number and I'm missing one in between, right? And these are old fucking men.

Yeah, but... I go to shows and I speak to fucking 70 year old autistic people all the time. But where are these nonverbal folks that can't... Well, they were put in homes, man. I don't know. Look, the really, really autistic ones, well, you've got to get to the bottom of that,

but the mildly autistics have been around forever. The idea that there was no autism to now is a completely, complete rubbish. Obviously, it's going to be heavily politicised, which is just what sucks about today is, apparently, I looked into this a little bit. Apparently, Harvard, Yale, Johns Hopkins, had done some research about this before, and it's not unusual to say pain medications

while pregnant, you're advised not to take too much of in the same way that alcohol and other drugs, they say, avoid, because there's very slight links and slight chances. And, man, we tell people not to do a bunch of stuff because there's a slight chance and the same way they say, don't smoke cigarettes

because there's a slight chance you've got lung cancer. A lot of people don't get the lung cancer. It doesn't mean it's... There's no link. There's no link. There's no longer. You're going to get lung cancer

than a woman who takes Tylenol has an autistic child. You go into buildings in L.A. And they will have a little side in the window sometimes that there's some stuff that's been dug up around here that might make...

If you're pregnant, might make your baby deformed. and then it's like a class hygiene above it right because they just have to mention the air is not great around here right there's so many i don't believe this time i really but this is a step on hard on heart i really oh is it that way this way right right yeah give us some medical advice right right right i i'm not where's me heart right but but he i was hoping that he was going to go we've found links to this vaccine, this particular vaccine, and if it's doubled with that one, it does blah, blah, blah, like this.

Not just that RFK went away and went, so it's not vaccines now as well. And that's also, is it not vaccines? No, they're carrying on. Because they've been saying vaccines for a very long time, so it's not vaccines. No, what they're saying is they've got a whole bunch of new data, and they want to look at new sets of data and, you know,

then come up with, this is the first finding. But what it felt like to me was... There's a lot of people with alcohol fetal syndrome, where they've got the big features and all the stuff. A lot of people who are crack babies, and none of them are autistic babies. There's just those panadol babies. What if I,

that's why you could, we should start calling autistic people Tyler? Yeah, yeah. Tyler and Noel. Fucking, I met a Tylenol the other day. This is my son Tyler and this is null. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're fucking, fucking get some...

Stop biting the furniture. Yeah, get some headphones in this fucking shopping center. There's a lot of Tylenol's walking around. Tyler's, few Tyler. That'll be a slurring. want to be an autistic kid at school right now being called it like it's not going to help yeah yeah no don't do that kids what just call kids title so the T word okay let's let's get on to something a bit more cheerier um Jimmy Kimmel was taken off the year yeah so Jimmy Kimmel now I

I'm in a few different minds with this one right I think he shouldn't have been taken up the car I don't think what he said was that bad I think he also could have apologized pretty easily Or said, because when he said with these maga people, then he was anything other than them, I think he was saying, they're assholes, he's an asshole, everyone's an asshole, right? That's what I think he was saying. I don't think he was saying this kid was mager,

but maybe I'm wrong, right? Yeah. Now, the people who said that Jimmy didn't want to apologize, his boss fired him, so it's not really a freedom of speech thing because your boss can fire if they're not happy with you in a situation like this. If you're working for Disney,

your freedom of speech is very limited, by the way. Yes. This is the main thing. Freedom of a speech is the ability to go out there and say you're wild political thoughts without being prosecuted, going to prison, being stopped from speaking if you want. When he went for Disney, you're pretty gagged, folks. He was still free to say it, though, and they were free to not be happy about it. But there was bullshit pressure coming from the FCC.

Even I have to stop that. Yes. Yes. Now, here's the thing. We don't want that. Should have it happened? Absolutely not. No, it shouldn't have happened. But he doesn't work on the Friday. It happened on the Wednesday.

he missed a Thursday and he missed a Monday. We missed two episodes. It's just a long weekend. It's basically Thanksgiving for the Kimmills. Even since we spoke about this, it's changed again. So the ABC Disney Corp has brought Jimmy back. Yeah. But those affiliates who had sort of led the boycott standing firm and they refused to air him.

And they're going to run a news show. So it's a divided network. So the way that American Teleworks is a lot of different groups own regional television station. So, like, for instance, ABC in LA is what, KTLA? Right, you can't do that. You can't start saying, we can't air this show. Well, Sinclair Group is refusing to do it.

And also, what are you, is this thing? Is Jimmy Kimmel talking the card you're going to play for freedom of speech, like, block this person? Haven't you got bigger things? Okay, so, so they reckon. Wouldn't it be amazing, though, if tonight Jimmy Kimball does come back and he, in his monologue, he just walks out and says, I'd like to recognise the Palestinian state.

Will he do that in his freedom of speech? Well, everyone else has done it, except for New Zealand and America. And New Zealand's holding out. Why are you holding out in New Zealand? Everyone else recognises Palestine as a state. And New Zealand's like, I don't know, maybe. We have to check. Oh, it could be a state.

Oh, we just don't want to get involved with that. But, you know, we have our own problem. Those people on the North Island, oh, they say that their cheese rolls are better than our cheese rolls. Not true? We'll recognize that both of you guys, when you're, Oh, chill out, chill out, Caza. So my point is... I don't know how to do it in that accent.

Gaza, Gaza, Gaza. I'd like on Jimmy Kimmel's first episode back as a win for freedom of speech if he would get Julian Assange, Edward Snowden and Chelsea Manning on a couch while they recognise the state of Palestine and we'll see just how free the speech is on Disney. Okay, well, I have no problem with Disney.

Disney lost the same amount of money that they paid for the Star Wars franchise because people selling their stocks. So it wasn't good for Disney. It was not good for Disney. But, hey, I'll say this to you, Disney. You didn't lose any money from me. There'll be no boy.

Like, any parent with a four-year-old child isn't boycotting Disney. You tried telling the four-year-old, no, don't you be saying a Coonamatana one more time? Disney Plus is bringing up my child. I can't turn it. I can't leave him with peacock. Well, right now, Hakuna Matata

is what this world needs. Incunumatata! Hey, Jimmy. Israel, Gaza. Akuna Matata. Right? Fucking, uh, Donald Trump with Tylenol. Akuna Matata.

Disney and Kimmel. Acuna Matata. Hey, Italian promoter who didn't do his job. Acuna Matata. Right? It's... We don't need free speech. We just need Lion King speech.

Because political violence gets to the point like Scar. True. Mufasa gets killed in crazy times. We all feel like we've been run over by a bunch of wildebeests. But you know what Simba did? He forgave. He did. And even more in Lion King too.

Yeah, and all those hyenas that were out there in the dark lands, the shadow lands. There was a divided kingdom. Yeah. But Akuta Matata. Acuna Matata. What a wonderful phrase. They also, Nathan Lane. Akutabata.

Well, that's such a privileged country thing to do to look at the Palestinians. Hey, guys, Akutumatat. We're all good now, right? Well, no, no, no. We have to help. Israel has to calm the fuck down. It's getting harder and harder. Well, there is the recognition, like we were just joking about there with the New Zealand.

I'm sure they'll get on to it. But a lot of the Commonwealth countries and other European countries have recognized the Palestinian state. Donald Trump's at the UN right now. I imagine he's going to be furious about that. I was reading a lot of the reaction in our country of Australia, the Liberal Party under Jacinta Price No, she's left the Liberal Party

Either way, she's a big politician The new person running That was Susan Lane We'll call him David But they're saying As many opponents of it are saying You've rewarded terrorism That's so Dave, that's so Dave

That's so Dave that's very You know what I was thinking about though This is because I'm not a serious person Is now that they actually I recognise as a state That means they have ambassadors Which also means they have official residences So there is now a bunch of Palestinians in all these countries who are moving into

South Kensington into a nice flat. Yeah, lovely. So you've got to have an embassy. It's the only housing that Palestinians have got left is diplomatic missions around the world because there's nothing left in Gaza. Yeah. It's a fucking terrible man. In all seriousness, though, it's fucking, the world's fucked right now.

And also this rewarding terrorism. Okay, it's not like what happened at that music event where the hostages were gotten. The next day the world went. and Palestine is a state everyone that didn't happen it would have never happened Israel's reaction back was too heavy heavy

killing innocence is never okay it's not okay on both sides if they wanted to send in strike teams to get every member of Hamas and then maybe hold out fucking financial means from the Palestinians until the hostages were released

and do sort of sweat them out like that but holding back food bombing fucking hospitals, killing innocence, no, that's not rewarding, that's not rewarding terrorism, that's rewarding the people, the people, the people of Palestine, not the members of us, the people, the innocence. It's rewarding the innocent people of Palestine. Yeah, I mean, it's, uh, I saw a great joke about this. I'm going to be said, the peaceful people of Palestine. I have to quote, I'm, fuck, I'm going to forget the guy's name. I think it's my mate, Brad Sama took. He had a great he's Canadian. He goes, Canada and Australia, recognizing indigenous land, after it has already

been taken and destroyed? That's so us. I thought it was a brilliant joke. That is us. Right. Like, it's one thing now to go, we recognise it. It's fucking ash.

That's when we're recognising it. But I want to take it to a light angle because we, you know, we don't want to. What it is is, it's, hey, Israel, enough is enough. That's what they're saying. Enough is enough. Yeah, I mean, if they keep going the way they're going, now they're going to get kicked out of Eurovision. And now, do you want that?

Well, I want them to get, I want Israel to get the world. cup i want i want to see all the other teams kneeling during the anthem i want to see everyone because you know our mate um what's he down the football player uh said russia when they invaded the ukraine were out of pha oh yes eric cantoner eric cantoner and he said 70 something days or whatever it's been and there's nothing yes you said the russians got kicked out and the war's been going on in gaza and israel is in new wafer still nice kid yeah eric also i got i got to be honest with you then I said

70 something days I know it's 70 days 70 days since you I'm in Amsterdam I have no gig tonight

I took an edible just before the podcast because I thought we'd get the podcast done in time and I took forever to get it and he just fucking

kicked in did it you and I just looked at you and went the war in Israel I went I'm in no stake after I've been

no stake to be pulling out facts and figures no you may have seen my body language closed down I knew who I was

about to talk with it just came in I was totally cool during the Kuna Matata. Oh yeah? Yeah, it was good then. I dropped off. I'd like to find

obviously I've had my anger with the Israeli state for some time, but I'd like to say one funny thing that I saw. Sure. I have a friend called Kyle who's the least political guy in the world is just the scouser. Yeah? Kyle? He's a fucking Carl, mate.

And this is how I know there's a public shift of consciousness really across the board everywhere is Kyle doesn't care about the single thing on the earth except for trying to have laughs, get beers, and get some pussy. Kyle's not much to look at. Yeah. Kyle, I'm not saying where you are.

Kyle bought a Palestinian football jersey. Yeah. And he's posted on his thing, something to the effect of, mate, you want to get fucking left-wing pussy? Fucking get yourself a Palestine kit? No, I don't even think it's left-wing anymore. No, that's what you're going to think. I don't think it's just left-wing people anymore.

Or it's over-political things. I think the whole world is better. When you see Palestinian kits being sold at like just regular merch stores everywhere around the world are you like okay that that was not a jersey i was seeing a year or two years ago and now people are wearing it like socially to like you know to to show that they're on the right side of history they would say so eric can't know we made it all weaving all eric all apac had to do was give me some money and they didn't so now i have to say this that's got to be everything happening in the world right now no no we've got

much more i don't want to get to good good uh i wanted to talk about oh yes we didn't We didn't even get to discuss this. So another big story that's been bubbling away for a while was Brigitte McCron. Yes. Brigitte McRone, the first lady of France. Well, is she though? Do you? Is she?

Is she a lady or is she a man? What is she? This is what's quite funny is she's in this lawsuit now of defamation with Candice Owens. Because Candice had magnified the claim by some French journalists. You can't do that, Candice. That Brigitte had a cock. This is what the trans movement has done. There's women who have never had cocks who are being accused of having

cocks. They're the real victims in all of this. Brigitte McCron has been asked, you know, prove that you're a woman, and now this, and I'm going to quote you, quote something here, Brigitte McCron is proving with photo evidence to a judge that she's in fact a woman. So not

DNA evidence, photo evidence, which does make you think that the judge is getting a Snapchat and she's sending pussy pics. Why didn't she just do DNA or why does pissing a cup or something? Is she had a kid in her life? Maybe she's never had children? She has had children, but they, but one of the claims was there was no photos of her pregnant, no photos of her with the kids when she was

young. Because he's French, they smoke. They stay thin. So you keep the baby small. What photo do you think they sent to prove that Brigitte is a woman? I reckon, I reckon it was, uh, uh, when she left, when she left, it was just a down toilet seat. It was very subtle. With, what with, with Macron next to it. Yeah. Well, I want to get under that very quickly. Scratch tires. For women who say, He left the toilet seat up. I was the last one there. I'm sorry.

I can't be living in a world. So I'm the only person who's to physically touch a toilet seat. You didn't leave it up for me. How about that? Right? So I have to touch it and put up. I have to touch the disgusting seat that you've been fucking sitting on. I have to touch it and put it up.

And then I also have to put it down. You never have to touch it with your hands, not fucking once. So you're saying it should be when the woman pisses, she lifts it up. And when the man pisses, he lifts it down. Maybe we work on a rotation, right? A seesaw seat. Yeah, so Monday, Wednesday, Friday, I'll give her the extra days, right?

Is that true gender equality? I think it is. Right. Or one month on one month. So I get January. No, no, it should just be each time. Yeah. So when she finishes pissing and she flushes, she lifts it up.

Right. So to be completely equal, right, I lift it up, one touch. She lifts it down, one touch. Yeah. We all have one touch of the seat. This idea of, oh, this guy left the toilet seat up. Why should I have to fucking touch it? You know what?

When we live by ourselves, we leave it up the whole time until we do a shit. It's funny. It's like, you left it up. You never lived around women. You're like, my ex was a bulimic. It's what she wanted. Yeah, I used to get... I lifted it up for it.

We used to get yelled at it in my house. My mother would say, you've left the toilet seat up. It was four men and one woman. It doesn't... Not fair. Even when the edible kicks in, I'll fucking die on this hill. I also, I just want to get...

By the way, I bought a to-to where the seat goes up and down by itself. Fucking game-changing. I told you, money ends a lot of arguments. Yeah, yeah. If only you few plebs could afford an electronic toilet, you wouldn't have your marriage crumble. It's one of my favourite things I've ever bought with money in my whole life is my toilet.

It's fucking amazing. It's amazing. I would do it if I was broke. If I got moved into a council state, I'd save up. I'm not high, but I've just had this. This is probably going to have to get cut. But I do have a moment. The idea of Brigitte McCron having to send proof that she's a woman

makes me think that the judge is an Indian man. And he's like, send Pickshov pussy. Hey, just quickly. Send Bob Zan Vodgin. Am I high or is the toilet seat bit maybe a bit? Probably a bit. It could be worked into a bit. Not in its current form, that's for sure.

What's wrong with it? That's fine. That's a cheat. So, okay, so what photo do you think she sent? What photo do you think she sent? What photo do you think she didn't answer? I sit the toilet. What do you got?

No, I think she's obviously had to send pictures of her pussy. Like, really? What if she's trans and they made a good pussy, are these like makeshift pussy's unbelievable from a photo? Maybe it's her in the hospital with the baby crowning out? I think it's more subtle than that. I think it's like she's complaining about something. But only a woman could complain.

about. Yeah, she's looking at McCron like, like there's a wet towel on the bed and she's losing a shit. It's a picture of a car very poorly parked. Yeah, it's a video. It's a video of driving. With, with horns. That's a video though. They said photographs. Oh, photograph. So anyway, to be honest with you, it's a photograph of McCond trying to watch sport and she's sitting up to the side. I don't get why they, like, it makes it seem like she is. Because the trains women all still want to But it makes her seem like she is a dude, the fact that she's even, that the fact that the first lady of France is sending pictures of her boobs or whatever to a judge. Well, and to, because they also said it about Michelle Obama, right?

There's people who are adamant. I've met conspiracy theories who are adamant that Michelle Obama is. Big Mike. She would never, she would never, would she? Could you imagine Michelle Obama having to be like, fine? Oh, I can imagine. And having a box shot? But do I want it to happen?

No, I do not, but I can imagine. This feels like some middle ages check your virginity shit where a judge has to stick his finger in there to see if the hymen's still intact. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, we have to have a situation

where Donald Trump's like, I'll check it himself. Was it a photo of her doing a terrible blowjob? What, a teethy dog? Like, she doesn't know what to do with a cock. It doesn't feel right. It's so to me. Imagine that.

Prove to me. It must have been a photo of her as a little girl or a teenager. Yeah. Well, I think they should do it. And that's why it was a teenager? There's more dignity in the DNA test, though. That's why I would have thought you would just send a sample of your urine.

There's more dignity in just going, fuck you. There's more dignity. I know, but they sued. Oh, I know you have to sue. Oh, well, you have to sue. Yeah, you have to do that. So it's got to be a piss test. The photo thing is just a shitty angle.

Yeah, now I'm saying, Melissa, isn't it? That's what I'm saying, man. If you're suing just doing it's a DNA. They can just do her, like. Sliding this to a judge. maybe it's a perfectly shaped shit in a toilet wait why you think women are perfectly shaped shit they have better ones than us they can't do the damage i do

i've seen some women's bathrooms when i've been lurking but i tell you what women who piss when you hear a woman piss in the wild behind a dumpster in an alleyway or something like that it's not a lady like piss men's pisses men are how women should piss and women are how men should piss

a lovely stream should come out of a woman a perfect stream and when you hear it It's just... Well, yeah, because they've got to squat down and just sort of open up an evacuation shoot. Yeah, it's not a delicate thing. I would say, ladies' pissing is the least feminine thing on earth. I haven't got enough evidence to suggest of that.

But again, like I said, we are here in Amsterdam. And for the right fee, I could find out. I think I'm hilarious right now, but I might be terrible. Well, we're about to go off and have a meal. here in Amsterdam. Fancy. I'm going to go tomorrow to the Anne Frank Museum

and to everyone else. I'm going to go, I'm going to go. Yeah, we'll go together. I do things. I like to go to go to Anne Franks. Yeah, but don't go, get too high. What, I'm not, I don't get high, it's a show day. I don't get high in show days, right?

But I will. You don't get high for shows? No. No. You've got high for comedy? I've had a little bit in me and it's never worked out for me. I try not to be high on stage now. Really?

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. You're just weird backstage. I did my very best. Interesting. I did my very best. Okay, well, that's pretty much what's happening at this moment. We'd like to give shoutouts, though, to everyone in Europe,

who legitimately we've made some fun of the people, the small crowds in Europe. The best crowd's always coming out in Europe. The crowds have been phenomenal. The response has been amazing. And look, as I said, we've got all these big fucking shows coming up. And the UK's coming. up and every show in the UK is going to sell out man so if you haven't got your tickets get them now i've got glen wool and andrew maxwell sadly amos won't be on the bill with me i should have

brought you along because it would have been easier to podcast what was i thinking um but there you go i got to get home to my place in new york but thanks for listening everybody and uh we'll see you on the road wherever we are coming next god bless america whatever happened to goodnight Australia. You've changed. I saw that service.