I Don't Know About That - ATM: Episode 33 - Amo's New Home

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

At this moment, Jim and Amos are back home from tour. Amo's is in his new home of New York, New York. They talk about the new struggle of living in NY, the Israel peace deal, and Katy Perry's new boyfriend. Jim's new special "Two Limb Policy" is out now on Netflix! SOCIALS: Jim Jefferies Website: ⁠https://www.jimjefferies.com⁠ IG: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/jimjefferies⁠ FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/JimJefferies⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/jimjefferies⁠   Amos Gill IG: @abitofamosgill FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/AmosGillComedy/⁠   Theme Song: "Rein It In Cowboy" by the Doohickeys

Hello everyone. Welcome to at this moment with me, Jim Jeffries. I'm about to, and I'm about to come back to the UK. There's one show I'm trying to push. We put an extra show on at Manchester in Manchester at the Manchester Apollo. Please come along and see that. It's going to be a banger. The show's running great now. We had bloody six weeks of doing it around Europe. How about you, Gilly? What are you got to post? I am going to be in Charlotte on Thursday and Greenville, South Carolina, this weekend, and then the weekend after, I'm in Phoenix. But also, to any of the Europeans, Estonia,

we sold three shows out. We've added an extra one in Estonia in Tallon. You sold that many in Tallinn. Yeah, but it's an 80-seater. Yeah, but even still, man, even still, nothing shabby about that. That's fucking Talon in Estonia. Well done you. And also, Amsterdam, they want me to add an extra show.

I don't know if we have the capability. to do that. So if you're an Amsterdam person who didn't get tickets to the existing one, let me know if it's worth me while. Because otherwise, I'll just be hanging with Jim in Dublin and that does sound like a lot of fun. I don't want to go and perform. You know when you add extra shows? And then you go, this was greedy. Well, that's what I might have done with Manchester. All right, what are we going to talk about tonight? Today, we're obviously going to talk about the Middle Eastern peace deal. Donald Trump getting a lot of praise from that around the world. Less praise at home in the divided states of America.

We also talk about Katie Perry's new boyfriend. We'll talk about all of that on the pod. By Coastal Mix the Big Ten of the City. Why should you only choose one? Buy Coastal. It's a good name for the podcast now, By Coastal. Hello, everyone. I'm here with Amos Gil.

How are you finding New York, son? Oh, we started, have we? Yeah. I was singing Peter Allen's Bi Coastal. I love it. But, I mean, look, I've been here for four or five days. Yeah. And I've started every morning with a bagel.

I was meant to be on a weight loss after a European adventure. Living on top of a bagel store is a problem. Oh, I just did an audition where they wanted me to slate my height, my weight. I did the whole, you know, when you go, you know, when you go, and I'm 200 and rar, like that, right? I like to be 200. I gained, I thought I gained five pounds on the trip. And then I know I gained another five pounds once I got back, because I want.

went crazy once I got back and I've been eating my wife's home cooking she's just past her and stuff and I you're everywhere just like you got fatter from your wife's cooking yeah as soon as I got home I've started eating like a horse and also weeds back in my life because we I couldn't get high in many places because it was illegal and all that type of stuff and it was hard to get so I've started taking edibles again and I'm like ordering food like oh I haven't had in and out for a while I haven't had pekito must for a while I haven't had this for a while and so I've been ordering my faves plus my wife's been filling me full of pasta and there's ice cream in the fridge i wasn't grabbing ice cream on the road and uh i've been watching the dodgers and just uh fat

fucking up that's what i've been doing so how do you feel having lived without weed for a bit and then returning to it oh it's the best it was it was like an old flame and that knew all your tricks you're a cheap you saw so full sobriety didn't do much for you when you just sit there white knackly i need to have us i need my brain to be slightly over there. That's where I'm my happiest. I need to be just slightly off-kilt. I don't like, I don't need to be wasted, but I need something to escape whatever this is life. Yeah, I think people who spend time in your company would agree with that. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you think about how annoying I am to spend time with. I do it all day,

all day. Every morning I wake up and go, oh, this can't. Oh, God, what's you going on about? like this, you upset again, are you? People who work with you as well, all like this. We've got Jim's weed, right? It's like you're an animal at the zoo and they're like, it needs to be tranked if it's going to be a pet. You know? I would be a good zoo animal. I would be if it was the whole thing.

If I was just hit with a tranquilizer all the time, I'd be fine in a zoo. I don't like going anywhere. Yeah, that's you defanged, is you having some weed, and you just look out, hey. You go, go and pet that tiger, and you go, really? You go, oh, as long as he's had his dosage, you'll purr. He's all right, he's all right. He's not going to hurt your kids. He had an edible at lunch, and it's 2 o'clock now.

He'll be good till 4. What's this outfit you've got going on? You look like a talk show host doing the breakfast show. I had an audition. I thought the guy would wear a sports jacket. that's why I've also done my hair but my hair I've got a shit hair cut my hair's too long it's it's too gray uh I I you know I didn't audition where I almost got a movie the other day and they were like oh you're too young you actually want someone older for this part and so I didn't

get it I had a really good audition I got down to the final few but I was too young and now for this role I'm definitely going to look too old I'm just a hair die away from being successful I'm telling you that that might be a way that they just fob you off though because they can age you. I don't... 100%. A. 100%. Called acting makeup department.

Yeah, yeah. When's this AI going to kick it up again? Like, unless you're playing the role of Anna Nicole Smith's first husband. Was that her first husband? I think she was married to another boy. Yeah, I think her last husband would make the joke. Her last husband. Is he still alive?

He's probably... Oh, he's died. She was at the funeral. I remember seeing the footage. Wait, isn't she dead too? Yeah, she's dead. Yeah, she's been dead for about 25, 30 years. Maybe more.

Maybe 35 years. She's been dead. To be 25 years. I'm only 10. When she was the top guest model back in that era and she just basically went from a strip club to being a guest model, she was something else. She was the Marilyn Monroe type that they come along very rarely. I will say this, getting back home, you said, how's it going? It is, when you're in a relationship and you've been on the road for six weeks.

Oh, yes. mate you and I have already had three phone calls it's hard to recreate this but I do feel like a soldier who returns home and I'm just not here my girlfriend's like so what pillows are we going to have in the I'm like I was in Belgium yeah you kind of doing comedy we can care I don't care about these conversations his body's with us but his mind's still in Austria. I'm back in one of those vans being driven around to the next gig.

I can't, dude, it's like, my girlfriend's like, you've really forgot. Okay, you cut out again, your stupid microphone. You really forgot. Gotten how to be around. We're back with this fucking microphone situation again, I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We were better off. We were just talking into our phones on a sofa in Estonia.

I've got a lot of feedback on the podcast when we're away with people going. How the fuck is your budget two phones? We don't have a budget. There's no ads. There's nothing. I hear that people like your fridge magnets. There's been a big talking point around the watercaller. People are liking and I went to Saratoga Springs to do a gig in upstate New York

and I started posting on Instagram. That's my thing now apparently on content is, which magnet should I buy? Well, this is the thing. You're going to start finding that you go to gigs and people would bring you magnets of the town. So Sarah Milligan, right, used to do a lot of routines about how much I love kick. Ooh, I love myself a bit of kick. She used to do a lot of stuff about cake. And she would have people showing up at the gigs, baking her cakes and stuff like that. In the same way that when I was a drunk, I would have people trying to give me shots on stage.

Well, even as a stoner, people bake you weed. Oh, yeah, yeah. People try to give me, people give me baked weed goods in foreign countries. And I'm like, I don't know. Like, it could be laced with LSD or if I got anything. And I'm just like, all right, well, it's worth the risk. That's why we're going to legalise these products. So I don't get bloody old. So I don't die.

It's very, very difficult to get back. And look, if I'm moving into an apartment, everyone knows about New York, small spaces. I've told you, I used to think, as I got older, I got better relationships. I did not get better relationships. I just got bigger houses. Yeah, that's all it is. That's all it is. So you and your fiancé.

Have gone smaller. You've gone smaller. It's a cage man. It is a cage match. And all I've been saying today, many relationships, dudes and relationships could relate to this. This is, this is, imagine it in COVID. Oh.

It's just unpacking boxes and having to go, the fuck is this? Why did you bring this bric-a-brac? We don't have any room for it. And then there's a bench over there, okay? If you see it in the hallway, it's just a basic bench. It's worth about 30 bucks. It's an old thing. And Anakin goes, oh, we need to keep it.

I said, it takes up space, it isn't effective at storage, it looks shit, we're getting rid of it. And she was like, no, it was from my mum. We've had it in our house for 20 years. I grew up with that bench. Like she has, she gives life. She totally personifies inanimate objects. And now if I throw them out, I've done a grave to service against her, her family, like this is some relic.

It's a piece of old fucking wood. And then I can't fathom what she's talking about. So I just go, let's fucking shoot! And then obviously that's not going to go well. Right. But I have to do that with everything. But then the thing is, if you throw it out, then later on down the road, you guys... Oh, that's a good one.

Ski like a girl. That's so. And it's probably worth a bit. If you went an American pickers and they had a ski like it, is that an old original one or is it just one that she just thought was cool, ski like a girl? I don't know. it's some feminist claptraps she had from back at her days. Right, right, right.

So she got other signs around the apartment. Like, I don't need therapy, just a glass of red or anything like that. Yeah, oh, it's one o'clock somewhere. You don't want to talk to me without coffee. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, don't poke the bear before he's had his coffee. One of those cups with mummy juice on it. Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, so that's probably the biggest. years that's happened in our society at the moment. Nothing else big has happened. No, but wouldn't you say, because you've got a big house, like you said, so you can escape. Oh, they were right. People have things and then other people have crap. Like, your stuff you like. Other people's stuff is shit.

This is George Carlin's one of his most famous routines. He had the seven words in the end with the stuff about stuff. Your stuff is good stuff. Their stuff is shit. Their stuff is junk. Hey, that's my stuff. My stuff's good. Yeah, yeah, your stuff's good.

Their stuff's shit. Yeah, but even I recognize my stuff is garbage. That's why I think I have the upper hand in the argument is what I've learned is if I want her to get rid of her crap, I find something of mine and go, I'm going to fuck, I'm tossing this down the rubbish shoot now. Now you have to bring something to toss down the rubbish shoot. And that's how we get to the subject of you and Annika having the abortion. Tell us more about what happened with their tears.

she started a new job well we are living in new york instead of texas okay he cuts out he cuts out instead of texas and he said something derogatory he said something derogatory about texas thing all right you're back i'm about to walk out on this podcast really why this microphone

does my fucking head in oh right i thought it was me no this is how well you stick out of a relationship hey i'm about to walk out of this podcast I've got to walk out on something and I think the podcast is the right decision. Because, ironically, this is my stuff and it's shit.

You bought it. Good stuff. Did you want to take the laptop over and show over on the fridge, show what you've done? I'll do that at the end. You want me to do that now? We could talk about the ceasefire in Israel, Palestine, but I think this is more important.

The news. It's always on The news is always on, never off All right See, it's too dark in here But It's not too dark We can see it

You see the fridge? Yeah, I can see the fridge Wonderful Wonderful When people come out of the house They'll be like That blokes travelled That blokes travelled

He's shoplifted from every continent I do like I'm in a difficult position here To tell my girlfriend to throw crap out while I have fake canollies, pastel donatas, and a paella, Barcelona fridge magnet. And I'm like, now this needs to stay. Did she, was there anyone that she really took to where she went, well done, honey, good purchase. No, just the whole homage, I think she's very proud of me.

But you're right, we should move on. We can talk about, I was hoping that you would shit on your wife also, but you've made it just me attacking my girlfriend. You've obviously had a wonderful readjustment. No, my one can hear me right now. What do you think I'm going to do? My one's in the house within listening distance. She doesn't go to 30 rock for 12, 15 hours a day.

She's always watching. Well, this is the other thing. So my missus is working at SNL. She works every day and then on Saturday night when the show is. Big party. Doesn't get home to like 4.30 in the morning. And then Sunday she's tired. So, you know, it means I have to give her all of Sunday.

And that means I'm just going to homeware shops. And there's nothing worse than becoming the cliche of the man who's angrily sitting on showroom furniture going, let's go. Wait a minute. Why are you buying furniture? Your house is already filled with furniture. Oh, good. Thank you. We're trying to find storage options, you see.

You should be finding landfill. That's what you should be doing with your Sundays. I'm just, you know what? I just can't move ever again. Like, I don't think I can afford this apartment for much longer, but they'll get me in. I can't move again. I'm fucking done. I'm just like, the last time I ever put legs back on a television and a bag full of screws

that don't fit and having to put kitchen utensils that you know, neither of us use back in there, like, I'm over. I'm ready to, I just want to live, I'm either going to move to the country and never move again or just live in hotels that's my dream ultimately is a suitcase of clothes and live in a hotel yeah but you can't have a PlayStation then i if i make another move that'll be my last move or i'll stay in this house for the rest of my life i haven't got too many more moves in me look i don't want any i don't want to own anything anymore like i know that was something that conspiracy theorists i want to know conspiracy theorists are worried about which is they say

you'll own nothing and you'll be happy and i want to push back against that but at the same time i think fuck I hate owning things sick as shit upkeep storage and having things I feel very liberated when I've got like 10 things all right well go throw some magnets in the bin right now go back to the fridge throw some magnets in the bin leave my magnet see how it feels just see how emotion it's alone yeah when you when you look at the magnets do they bring you joy do you hold the desist thing give you joy because it reminds me of a time when I wasn't in this apartment. Yeah, when you hold your, when you hold your fiancé, does it give you joy?

Well, I did, we were kissing the other day and I had one eye. That's weird. Who does that? Who does that with their significant other? Yeah, you had your eye on the magnets, did you? I think that's what you're saying. Well, you've got to keep an erection. Because I have a, well, I've got one of a mermaid from Copenhagen with a tits out.

Oh, the little mermaid. That's pedophilic, man. I can't look at her. She's, how old. Not the Disney. No, what do you think the Little Mermaid is? How old do you think the little, the Hans Christian Annis and Little Mermaid? How old is she?

Well, the Hans Christian Ann, isn't she like thousands of years old and a demon? Oh, then you're good to go. Yeah, that's what I thought. I didn't know she was a thousand years old and a demon. Like, you, at your age, you could bang Ursula. No, I'd be up for Ursula. Yeah. Now, speaking of witches, I was going to tell you this.

My first day in New York, my mate, Andre, was here, and we were walking through Union Square There's a park there No Washington Square Park And Andre goes Let's take a picture To remember our first day in New York This is our Portuguese friend

And he goes up to some guy Who's clearly munted out of his mind Completely dressed at all black I said don't Don't disturb that person And Andre goes Excuse me buddy Can you take a picture of me and my friend

And this guy turns around And he's completely long hair like gothic kind of guy and he goes man i'm pretty scattered scattered on kett right now right and i and and andre goes yeah you can still take a picture so the guy takes the picture and then he says to andre i'm a witch andre's like you're a what he goes i'm a witch i'm the witch of washington square park i'll put a curse on you for laughing at me And I said to Andre, motherfucker,

we didn't, you've only been in America a day. Leave these people alone. Yeah. Okay. Do you respect the guy more for actually saying that he was on drugs and just being open with you?

Oh, no, he wasn't, he wasn't homeless. He was just a guy staring at a waterfall. It's like when we're out the front of the Mulan Roos and the bus of Australians pull up. Can you come on the bus and say hello? Say hello to everyone, Jim.

And I went, I'm really high right now. I don't, I'm just, I'm stoned. I really can't go on the bus of old Australians and have banter right now. I wonder what that lady did. Do you reckon she got onto the bus and went, he's on drugs? He's out of his skull. No, people want you to be on drugs. Not the elderly Australians, not the elderly ones.

No, not the ones like my grandma who think you're charming and delightful from your game show hosting. Your grandma thinks I'm a bit of the all right, doesn't she? Anyway, I was going to show you this. I was going to show you this fucking dude, but never mind. We've got to get into the news. Hold on, here he is. This is the witch. Do you see him?

Oh, yeah. He lives up to the hype. He lives up to the hype. Anyway, I said to Andre, leave him alone because this motherfucker was saying some curses. He was mumbling under his breath. You don't believe in all that rubbish, though. You don't believe in all that rubbish, though. you don't believe in all that rubbish.

I believe in religion before I believe in witches. I think there's demons amongst us wandering around, portals, interdimensional beings. Do you go there's interdimensional beings? Okay, so I've never asked you, what do you believe? You believe in a god? You've asked me this many times.

I know, but let's do it again. I believe in, I think I believe in something like stranger things where there's another dimension out there and there's ancient forces that are constantly fighting against. parallel universes I think isn't it proven that there is infinity possibilities

I don't know I've heard theories that they go where it's 90% sure that we're living in a matrix right now like people like professors who have just said that but by now we're already living in a matrix well why are we making it all shitty then why don't if we're all living in the matrix make it good

well that is the worst thing of being in a simulation where you're like I'm can I at least be one of the lead characters You've spawned a good life. I'm over here looking for the cheat codes. Can I R1R2, L1R2 left down right up, me some money in my bank account? I might be a good game player. I might be right up there.

But it's these like you've heard that right, that we're all living in a matrix. It's more than likely we're living in a matrix. I don't believe this, right? Because why now is AI coming into us? Because we're building up to the. It's like how time travel can never happen, right? Because if time travel could happen, we would have meant. a time traveler by now.

We would have seen a time machine. Yes. Well, it's never happened. And I'm going back to what do I believe. Yeah, you believe in stranger things that there's an upside down world that you go to and that you want to ride around with kids on BMX bikes. I think that there is some sort of supernatural forces that have a pull on human beings and I believe that we're acted on by angels and demons.

and I think we're the only people in history and any culture that thinks that's all nonsense and I think we're fools for thinking that everyone else historically has been wrong. With technology and with science and as time goes by, the more third... Science and everything is nonsense.

The more third world, the old science is not... The more third world, the poorer the country, the more religious to people, right? The more they have to believe in something. The rich of the country, they're more atheist the place. Of course. Right?

Because they've got more technology, more things, more literature, more education, more whatever, right? And they don't have to worry about like, you know, they don't have to pray all the time because things are all right. Yeah, but what I'm saying upon us is like every time that you hear of science, it's continually moving along. Actually, we got that one wrong, didn't we? Oh, we theorized this. We theorize that. Science can tell you what something is, but not why something exists. and that's why there will always be something in there,

the poetry of faith or whatever that is, to fill in the gaps for people. The only thing, the science that they get proven wrong all the time is what a good food and what a bad food. They have no idea. Eggs are in, eggs are out. And fucking bread, eat lots of bread, don't eat any bread. Pluto's a planet.

Pluto is a planet. I will fucking, I'll die on that hill. Pluto for once a hill I'll die on. I will die on that hill. Fucking Pluto is a planet. It was a planet my whole life. I'm not going to be told it's a big dwarf rock. Yeah, listen.

You don't feel like there's evil forces that act on you and good forces that act on you. I feel like there are cunts and good people in equal measure. No, not about that. I'm talking about on you. Do you not feel forces that take over your body and you wonder what those are? What? That I have to go watch some porn. You mean like sexual?

urges. Sexual urges, urges to be violent, urges to be unkind, to be selfish. But that's hormones. That's not, that's testosterone.

It's chemical imbalances in your body. Why do crazy people feel these urges even more? These people are inhabited by some form of spirit. All right. Speaking of which, speaking of crazy people, he's done it. See how much how wear you out?

He's done it. He's done it, everyone. Tell us about Donald Trump and what he's done today. Well, I might even, for an edit. point here so we can put in some news. Top story of today, but probably of the last God knows how many years. Donald Trump has

secured the peace deal in the Middle East. Did you watch any of this? I told you, get on CNN right now. I had a, well, as soon as I woke up, I saw Donald Trump with a bunch of different shakes and leaders, and he had the president of Pakistan saying he's the finest man the world's ever had and he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. But he's hanging out with shakes.

Blood money. Yeah, he's. They had the King of Jordan. He had a bunch of all of these Amirs, the Indonesian presidents. They were all sitting there in Egypt as they had brokered. Now, I hear they were talking about this, but I didn't know he was going to get the whole team together on one stage. That's the bit that surprised me.

I know there's been talks of a deal. I didn't know there was going to be, you know, a great big banner and everyone was going to sit around and have a chat. It was really interesting listening to how a lot of it came about. And it was like putting together a family function where if one day, person comes, another person won't come. Like they were saying that Ergawan of Turkey, he was flying in. But then they said, if Bipan Netanyahu comes, Ergoan was going to turn the plane

around and leave. So Trump was like, I'll go to Israel. So he goes to Israel. He speaks to the Israeli parliament. It does his event there. He got cheered on by hundreds of thousands of Israelis. And then they booed Bibi Netanyahu, by the way, which in America, they'd say you're an anti-Semite if you booed Bibi Netanyahu.

And then he got on a plane to this event. event, and then there's all these different leaders who were there for that photo op, including a lot of European leaders, Kirstama, Maloney, they'd all rush onto this stage to present this peace deal, which we don't really know that much about, but we do know the hostages got released. 20, it was 20 living hostages are freed, as well as the remains of other ones that had died. Yeah. And then hundreds and hundreds.

Good they kept the log of that. Well, because they need the traditional burial. in their religion. But I'm like, where did they store them? Are they in coffins? Are you handing back a plastic bag? I think it would be ashes or something. It would be...

That's the bit that I... The news kept saying that. Sorry, can you hear that? I've got a fucking... I told you. That's what New York sounds like, baby. So relaxing. These a little town blues.

Hong Kong, hey, I'm walking in. It's a bloody hellhole you live it in. You're going to be wanting to come back to L.A. day now you'll be like as soon as you got into new york you're like this ah that's what i've always wanted i'm a new york guy i'm going to have bagels i'm going to have bagels with a smear now i love performing in new york i couldn't live in new york because it's going to get hot it's going to get cold too many seasons too many seasons and i don't like the smoke coming out of the street seems a bit much to me a bit too theatrical i can get back to this point because we're midway through

the hostages but yeah it's good to have seasons people in la are fucking bizarre human beings who don't age because they don't see the trees age. You need to see deciduous trees die so you realize your life is ending and you're getting old. You can't just be rotting out there by the pool with your leather skin thinking that you're young forever in your sports car. Grow up. Go through a winter. It toughens you up. That's your problem.

All right, right. Well, you know, us with our big fridges that could fit fucking twice the amount of magnets on it in our fucking houses. You need to minimize your life storing all that shit in your big L.A. McMansion that will rot away. These buildings have been here a long time. Yeah, yeah. And they'll be there long after you're gone. And they'll have to clear this all out. You go, hey, hey, Mr. Gill lived on the second floor.

No one had heard from him for years. They say his cat ate him. The strange thing is, he didn't have a cat. And they will find us the pissing bottles of the magnets everywhere. Yeah, the only... Oh, all the metal in the building just attracted to building 25C. When Miss Paddinghouse left him in Christmas of 25, he took a downward spiral. I'll tell you that for sure.

He didn't move his car for days. It's gone. That's the problem. Getting a parking spot in that town. Anyway. So, okay, so Donald Trump, he gets everyone together. Is he fully responsible or is there a lot of people involved?

I mean, listen, if you're the president, you take all the blame and I guess you've got to take the credit. No, I'm a big one on that. I've worked, we were talking about this the other day. I've worked in TV shows. When they get cancelled, I'm a piece of shit, I did nothing right, and the show's canceled. When the show gets renewed, everyone's fucking chinging together glasses and going, how wonderful we all are.

And when there's a mistake that happens on the show, you get all the blame. And so I feel like if I had my time over, maybe even with like the Jim Jeffrey show, I'd take a bit more credit for the good things that happened. But, you know, you share the credit and you take all the blame. So he might as well, he might as well. might as well take all the credit. So he had Steve Wickoff and he had his son-in-law, Jared Kushner, and actually I saw Ivanka for the first time in Trump orbit for quite a while publicly

because she was with her husband, Jared. Now, Jared seems to be one of the chief architects of this. He got a lot of praise, like he did for the Abraham Accords. He seems to be very good at getting in with the Gulf states and then using the Gulf states to negotiate deals. I don't know how it was all put together, but the peace deal has gone through. It's weird when you do a podcast like this about the news and we're releasing this in two days or whatever

because by this point there's every chance ceasefire was broken by someone, but right now it seems to be holding. I thought I'd go through the story for you. Okay, tell us the ins and outs of this ceasefire. Late on October 9, Israel's cabinet formally approved plans for a ceasefire with Hamas setting Gaza a peace process in motion.

Did the leader of Hamas show up? Who's he at the moment? Well, their leadership was pretty much taken out, I... So who shows up? This is Jerry Hamas. He shows up. Well, they said in the deal...

He's the second nephew of the first leader of Hamas. Hamas have been given amnesty. Yeah. So they're allowed to leave the organization and either move countries and some of these Gulf states will take them in or they can just go back to Gaza and no longer be involved. Like the de-Nazification of Germany. They just go... I used to be in Hamas, but now I just do bike repairs or...

I do Now, they're going to rebuild Gaza with all the different Arab countries throwing in a bit of money, right? Yeah, yeah. So they, that's... If I was the Arabs, and I'm not, I would make Gaza a fucking a jewel.

I would make it stunning. So the people of Israel want to go holiday there and then go, oh, no, you're bloody. Well, I think that is kind of the point is there's a lot of money in war, and now there's going to be a lot of money in rebuilding. And even if there's corruption that goes on, it's better that than continuing it.

the killing. Sure. Remember when Trump was doing Trump, Gaza? It feels like that may be the way this goes and that all these Arab countries who have so much money will use it to just build, you know, extensively rich and big resorts and I don't know what it means for the actual little person on the ground.

But obviously people have got their nose in the trough and they realize there's a lot of money to be made on this Mediterranean seafrontage slot. And think about how much money you will make on the rebuild. some people are just clearing the debris and then the building of towers there's a lot in that whoever gets the grants to go in there and make that building I'm more interested in I'm more interested in like you said the Hamas guys so do you do what do you do you're like yeah I was in Hamas now I

you know I do paragliding I do paragliding paragliding tours there's got to be some bloke who does stand up like this hey I was in Hamas you know what there's been a lot of controversy about Middle Eastern comedy. What if there's a Gaza comedy festival? Let's get it going. I've performed in Israel.

I'd have to be fair and perform in Gaza. Yeah, I've got to be fair. I'm there to entertain people. That's my stance always been. All I'll say is comedians have started going to the Middle East in the last few years and all of a sudden we've got a grand peace accord and America is shaking hands with fucking every single

or a mere over there in the Middle East and we've got a peace deal. Yeah, I'm not saying that there's an opening up. I'm not saying that comedians did it, but it wouldn't have happened without them. Many people are thanking Louis C.K. So look, if they want to do a Gaza comedy festival, I'd happily be the director of the fest. You've got to have cultural and art. I don't know why everyone always needs to have a festival.

Just open a club and invite people individually. Why does it have to be a month of comedy? Like, like, that's the thing. What he meant a club? At this point, you're going to need to, it's going to be more like tents. I think the structures right. All right. I open a circus of comedy.

Yeah, so Donald Trump, your disdain for the man is large. Look, man, look, I give credit with credits due. If this sticks, well done, Donald, I do I think that a democratic government would have gotten the same deal done? Maybe, maybe not. Maybe they would have done it faster. it's very hard to be able to tell. There's a lot of what ifs. But today's his day and he did a good job today and he got them all together

and that's something that hasn't happened in a long time. So we'll wait and see. Will it stick? Will it not? But today I'm not going to criticize the man today. No, he did a good job today. Just getting those people on stage together was enough. That's like trying to get everyone for we are the world.

You know, bloody hard job. You've got to give it up for Lionel Ritchie. No one else could have gotten them all in the room. They should have sung that. That would have been something. It would have been something if they all, if Hamas and Netanyahu serious fucking how to go. If you have the IDF, Hamas and Muhammad bin Salman.

There comes a time when we hear a certain call. And then Sheikh comes in where our lives must be. Stronger, Enfrey, then Trump would come in, right? They knew a song where they sing, everyone loves hummers. Yeah, let's all agree that we both don't eat pork. That would be the name of the song.

Okay, do you want to keep reading what's happening? Yeah, sure. Okay, so there's the hostage prisoner release. So 20 hostages who are still living will be taken back. And we've seen a lot of the videos so far, parents been united with the hostages again. How did the host? I haven't seen many footage of the hostages.

How did the hostages look? Were they skinny? Were they, did they look, were there marks on them? Do they look healthy? Did any of them fatten up? Remember the last time there was a hostage transfer and the Israeli TV didn't really love it because they kind of wanted it to be that they'd been tortured horribly? And the ones that came out were talking very,

they were like cuddling and giving hugs to their captors and being like thank you very much for looking after me and they kept saying how well they'd been treated that was how long ago was that that was like a year and a half yeah do you reckon and look i don't okay do you remember when the chili and miners were stuck down the hole right yeah how many years ago was that about five years ago maybe right we we had those chili and miners they were all stuck down the whole or we had those those that Thai kids in the cave the Thai the Thai soccer team right but the Chilean miners there was one bloke it turned out that he had about four misses on the go right he had four women on the go and uh I think he had kids with a couple of them and he kept

them all pretty separate but they all showed up to the hole and they all found out like oh he's a piece of shit and then when he came out he was just met by angry women just like I'll go back down the hole that's what he said right off he went right do you reckon there's gotta be a couple of hostages

husbands or wives that have moved on or you know fucking Phil here was comforting me and I thought you were never coming back so awkward

well it's been two years it's been two years right it's been too a lot of them were a lot of people presume some people were dead do you reckon there's people who've come back to like oh fuck like how do you move on with your life there needs to be a big adjustment is what I'm saying and you hopefully your partner isn't

shaking someone else well we started this podcast saying it was really really difficult for us coming back from six weeks I'm touring to living with our girlfriends there must be one guy that's night two or night one with his wife and she's hugged him and welcome back and then he's left the toilet seat little up but he shaved his beard and the beard heads all over the sink and she's like, Avi, come on. I don't know why I'm in trouble. I don't know what cave you've come from, sweetheart, but in this house you remember we take our shoes off on the door?

When I came back after the six, seven weeks we were away and none of the dimmers on my light switch are working. My house used to, all the rooms used to be able to dim and something's happened to the electronics, nothing dims anymore. I've got to get a person in, right? And I said to my wife, I said, nothing's dimming anymore. And she was like, yeah, that happened like a week after you left. And I'm like, you didn't think we would, there's got to be some guy who comes back

and he's like, you haven't changed a light, are you fucking, what, you haven't put pellets in the water softener. We have got hard water now. Yeah, yeah, some guy's like, my vegetable garden, you couldn't just come out and just, oh, he's like, come on, tell me this, how many times did you start the engine of my car? Oh, yeah, yeah, the amount of people were flat, like, and Jack, when we were coming back, I told Jack to start my car, and I think

he was shitting himself a bit, because he goes, I go, I did it start, he goes, took a couple of goes, but now it's purring like a kitten. He was like, he really, he really yeah, yeah, when it actually kicked in, because Jack was like, not only like, oh, yeah, it started, it's purring

like a kitten, and it's waiting for you to come home and pat it. Like, you really tried to sell it to me. Do you think there's, so there's famously Stockholm Syndrome? Yes. Will any, will any of them, is there one? Do you not think. That's become Islamic.

Okay, so like the TV show Homeland. It's like Homeland. But do you think there's got to be one of them that has had a romance with one of the captors, without a doubt? Well, the last 20 there are all men, so it would be very. Well, you know, I think there's no Israel. homosexual guys or you think there's no I don't know how many gays are in Hamas you don't think that they're

occasionally Hamas sends out like there's no of course there's gays in Amas there's gays in all walks of life of course there is you think there's a Hamas gay terrorist yeah he does he's not open about it from the river to the sea

yeah he does that he does that I mean I know there's a lot of gay guys marching here in New York for free Palestine but I don't know how many are there with the bandana over their face. Yeah, it's like, he wears a jeet shirt.

To be a man who wears a scarf is, you know, quite... Yeah, he loves a guy called Gaza and he just got mixed up in the whole thing. Also, another interesting thing now that this is conflict has ended, a lot of people who bought the Kefia, the Palestinian scarf. I think now white people can't wear that again. For a while, we were allowed to wear it. We're not allowed to wear that.

your mate in the Palestine football jersey he's having a terrible time he's got one last big night in him he's got one big night he better be out in the Razz tonight or he's stuffed because you remember when you would see a lot of

like regular white folk and they would wear their Middle Eastern scarves to stand with Palestine in the years before that people would have said that's cultural appropriation their culture is not your costume but because they were at war

it was seen as like oh Well, okay, let's Let's have an amnesty on it Up until the end of Halloween Because I remember I remember thinking at the time I'm a big fan Of wearing a sombrero

So the only way Not even Mexicans wear sombreros No one wears sombreros No one sombreros are They are the equivalent Of the Australian hat with the corks on it It's a myth That's what I mean to say

You can't travel with it you can't fly with it you can't because it can't go in the overhead you can't go under the seat you can't put your head back on the fucking headrest it is an untrow it would be good for just walking around maybe horseback riding but even then the wind sombrero useless useless hat let's rank best to worst hats right sombrero useless your top hat is your baseball cap right can't be beat you can dress it up you can dress it down it gives you a little bit of sun coverage very good right the baseball I go the Akubra at number one

but you know you do you the Akub what you like a cowboy hat like a Krabah yeah no if you can pull them off it's hard to pull off you can't pull them off not everyone I don't have the head for any hat so it's a luxurious thing for you all

I have a prejudice against women who wear big brimmed hats where's he going the bloody cops are calling he's in hiding look at this look at this fucking look at that I found this in the box that are in my moving box that's okay so don't ever tell me out once i was on a plane in texas

and i get in i'm in business class and it's like a little tiny flight and uh and you know you got your seat and you got to have your hand like you kind of put your hand luggage above it right but i'm in business class probably up the back i've had to check their bags in i've got i got to put my bag up and it's just being taken by this guy's fucking hat a hat like that right it's obviously he's good one of these wedding what he's going to a wedding or something like that right and I'm like this can I put my bag up here

and then I open up there's a hat and the lady's like so you gotta have to check the bag in I go but there's a bloke who's just put his fucking hat up here surely my bag takes preference over a hat and I thought I was going to get

all the people in the plane like yeah rise up against the man who's this cunt who has a hat there and all the Texans just looked at me and went where else is he meant to keep his hat you got to respect the hat yeah the hat hat, the hat won.

I had to check my bag and everyone looked at me like I was a prince and they were like, he can't wear it on the plane because what if he's trying to sleep and he'll dend his special hat? You don't respect felt? Yeah, the fucking Jack wears him. I tried to put on Jack's hat once to talk to Mick Maloy in Australia and as soon as I got on the radio, they started laughing just because I was wearing a hat. They thought that was hilarious.

Where were you wear that? You're fucking midnight cowboy. You're going to be walking around fucking New York. Everybody's talking. I'm the new naked cowboy here with a belly. Is he still alive, the naked cowboy? He was hilarious. Oh, he's out there kicking.

He's still going. He's still going, because he must be old now because I remember seeing him there 20 years ago. And he didn't look that fucking fit then. I'll tell you this much. We're the only podcast today in the middle of a discussion about the Israeli Hamas peace deal who brought up the naked cowboy. Okay, I'll tell you, Duma hats. those hats. The Jewish wide brim ones? Stupid. Pointless. Not a good one. And I'll go both way.

The Muslim, the hat with no brim. What are we doing now? What are we doing now? That one doesn't even keep you warm. What's that? Oh, a fez. Any cunt who's trying to sport a fez, he can't get his dick wet with a fez. No one's ever, has anyone ever worn a fez properly except for a monkey? I was going to say Where does a Fez actually come into it? It's just sort of It's the Moroccan Sambrero

They've got a harsh climate too So what are they doing with no brim Fucking idiots Yeah yeah Yeah A red felt hat With a tassel over the top of it Morons

It is interesting That they didn't come up With the grey nickels White cricket hat You're living in a desert Get some fucking coverage and some light colours. You know what I like?

I like that one that people wear with Hawaiian shirts, that the white hat that's a bit more, it's like a fedora, but it's more for travelling, it's for wearing with holiday clothes. What about the bowler's hat? Nah, bowler's no good. The bowler hat no good.

I'll tell you what I like. I like a rip curl or a bilibong hat that's made out a straw that Australians wear now to keep the sun off their face. Very functional. You know that big one that's thatched together? But today, the best hat to wear is the MAGA hat, because that hat has brought peace to the Middle East.

And that brings me back to the news stories and away from your... You know what I hate about the MAGA hat the most? It's, Kate, not what it says. It's just, it's... People always wear it to be cunty. No one's ever wore it because I just like the look of it, and it keeps the sun off my face, and I'm going out into the garden,

so I've got to wear me maga hat. People wear it just to stir shit up. There's nothing pleasant about it. And you know what? It's ruined a really good shade of red. I used to love that red. That was a solid-ass red. Listen, if Gavin Newsom wants to be the president,

he's going to up the merch range, get out of blue hat. Yeah. You need merch now. Listen, if every coffee shop has merchandise, everywhere you go is all about merch. The Democratic Party is lacking on the merch front they should be out there desperately coming up with whether it's a wristband

a shirt i would have this is what i would have this is what i would have this is what i would have had for the republicans last election a t-shirt says don't you harass me yeah that would have done well people would all like that when i when i when i the first day i ever got to america was uh before i was living here but it was uh it was um obama's first inauguration he'd just been voted in that day, he'd been voted in. And I bought a badge that had Barack Obama in a DeLorean, Barack to the future.

You would have put that on your fridge all day, wouldn't you? Brack to the future. Yeah, and it wasn't long after that that he won the Nobel Prize for doing what exactly? Being black. That was it. He was a black guy. I'm sure he did other things.

He didn't do it. shit. He won the Nobel Peace Prize. Yeah, but I... He had ten days in office when he got the nomination. Yeah, but he was the first black president. So? That's bringing the world together. It's still a moment. Maybe he shouldn't win an award, but it is a monumental

thing. Yeah, well, because I see people going, Donald Trump shouldn't get a Nobel Peace Prize. He was a piece of shit and you're like, we put together a peace deal in quite a nefarious, challenging environment. Prices. Barber was just black. Okay. Well, fun. First of it.

first of all, prizes are dumb. We all know they're stupid. They're right up there with flags, unless I win one, which I never do. But I've won a couple. But they're dumb for the most part. It's a panel of people having to decide something.

So there is a very good argument. If the treaty or the ceasefire holds, then yes, I believe that Donald Trump is worthy of a Nobel Peace Prize. There's a sense. There's a sense. I never thought I'd never thought I'd same alive. But the treaty has to hold. It has to hold. It can't just be like, like, oh,

it's, it held for a week. Now, it has to hold for a long time. So I don't believe he deserves the prize until we see the finished product. I think he deserves the prize in like five years time. The Pakistani guy, the president of Pakistan, he's nominated him because he said, we were warring with India and we're both nuclear powers and he should have got it for that. He's the only reason we didn't blow each other off the map. So that, listen, it's a really, it's a really And when's he ending Ukraine? He's got to do that next week. Yeah, that's the final way.

If he gets that one done, it's been quite a consequential foreign policy play. Because when you look at all the pieces on the map, okay, I was not a fan of incursions into Iran. No one wants to see another conflict in the Middle East. But in the defanging of Iran, maybe there was a big fear on many parties of reaching an agreement with Israel and the Palestinian state, that Iran would continue to fund, or if they had a nuclear bomb, then you couldn't reach an agreement like that because there's this wild actor there who has the bomb. So now, without Iran having nuclear capabilities and being knocked out somewhat, they can get

to this position where the Gulf states can go, we're just about money and we're sick of terrorism and the bloodlust and ancient wars. We just want to get in there and build hotels, resorts, and fucking. sand dune buggy shops and whatnot you know it's like it's a very interesting way Donald trump is not a bleeding heart i don't think many people are sitting there that's what you want out of a Nobel Peace Prize is you want a Gandhi type figure who you feel really emotionally cares about saving civilian life no no you can tell you get to it is through business you know he's not he's not a Gandhi type of guy he hasn't been starving or anything you know

I mean he's doing it right but okay so let's throw the cat amongst pigeons Where would the world be right now if Harris won? Do you think that this war would have been over sooner? Later, not at all. I don't think that Kamala Harris in any way would have been able to marshal that many different interest groups in the Middle East, no. And so at the end of the day, you think it's a businessman

because all the money was involved? I think so. I think his angle for them was a real estate deal. And a real estate deal brought more peace than gestures of appealing to human goodwill. I think he appealed to the hip pockets of the region and said, you guys, and I felt that way forever.

These Arab states, it's like, these are your people, right? They're your kin. Look after them. Build shit. Bring money. Inject money. Now, they'll probably take advantage of them

and they'll have an oligarchy over there as well. But guess what? There's more peace. It's better than it's all being blown up. Yes. And I've been to Dubai and stuff like that. They're very Abu Dhabi. it's a very developed place, overly developed in many ways.

So what do you think, do you think the left will complain about what's going on? Because I've spoken to some people in my life already and they're like, oh, let's wait and see. It's not going to be a real thing. Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't think we even know exactly what all the points are going to be. And my biggest fear is that I don't think Israel wanted this, particularly Bibby Netanyahu knows when this war is properly over.

There's going to be more investigations into his corruption. Well, this is the thing. So the Israelis, they get the hostages back, which is what every Jewish person I know really, really wanted it. Of course, everybody in the world should want that for hostages to be returned. There should be no hostages in this world. No one should be held against their will. So they get them back. But now it's like, I felt like they just wanted to fucking flatten completely Gaza.

Now Gaza is going to be built up. They're going to have a two-state policy. It's going to take a little while. That's the thing. Israel, I don't believe so far as really being willing to accept at this stage a two-state solution. They're essentially saying if you look at what the polling says out of Israel, they're saying they don't see any future from their perspective of a two-state solution because they think we can't have neighbors who want to see us wiped off the map.

However, as is always the case, Israel has no say when America is actually funding them and is strong. And if there's strong leadership and they say, this is what you'll be fucking doing, right? That's why, that's what the U.S. can still do that and just say, no, no, no, no, this is what the world wants. You have to get on board with this. We've seen enough. I mean, Israel was so on the nose for, you know, became the global paris. But remember, they had that greater Israel campaign, like a lot of soldiers and members of the Likud Party, which is Bibby's party. Because everyone always thinks of each country as their leader, represent.

all their people. You would know that, you know, Donald Trump doesn't represent even 50% of the United States people. There's a lot of people here who severely oppose him. So obviously Israel. About 40%. There's all the people who don't know.

There's people there that would have been opposed to it. But there's some there who want the Greater Israel Project, which is encapsulating different parts of what is Syria, Lebanon coming down into like the Sinai. And they're probably a little worried. So how does this change? Because, okay, I travel. We travel.

we've been around Europe, the whole lot, we go back to Australia. America isn't popular at the moment. Tourism is in the toilet, right? Completely done. Vegas is suffering, right? Does this turn around the world's view on America? Does tourism come back or are the tariff still fucking us? What's the future for America?

Now that we're talking about the future of Palestine and Israel, what's the future for America now? I mean, I don't know if that has any impact on it whatsoever. I think tourism's also down. Wouldn't you say how many people have disposable income right now to be going anywhere? I've heard this my whole life in good times and bad and recessions and depressions and no one has any disposable income at the moment. I've always heard this.

No one has a disposable income. I truly don't know. I never had disposable income and then I did. You know, but I didn't for my whole life. And this is because I'm living in New York, but you know, you talk to people. And I don't know anyone, other than there's obviously people who are thriving. who are really rich but the majority of people I talk to I've never seen friends so like I cannot get ahead I have no money everything costs an enormous amount like my girlfriend and I went

got a we went and got a diner meal the other day for breakfast two bacon and eggs that was it it was like fifty two dollars diners are so overpriced I don't know what the fuck's going on in diners what they give you for the quality they give you and we all just accept it we all just sit there in a fucking with a with a porcelain mug of coffee that's been poured from a thing that's just been dripping into the, they're shit dinners. Nothing good comes from. The thing about a diner is there's, there's Denny's and then the rest of them. And they're all the fucking same.

They're all the same. And the whole point of them was meant to be that it's like a cheap alternative. And now they've tried to make it like a kitsy experience. And it's like, you should, you should pay all this money for the vibe. And it's like, the vibe is poverty. That's what we're going there for. We're poor. Yeah, yeah.

I'm not going there because this is like this wonderful tourist. the experience. This is what me fucking bacon and eggs for a reasonable price. So they've been wiped out. Like scones covered in white sauce with chunks. Everything. And like, you know,

this is every city now is, and then even eating at home. My aim was like, I don't know how I'm going to survive. This is not good podcast. See, this is the good thing. The good thing is now that Israel and Palestine are,

you know, at peace, we can be more concerned about you. Well, that's what I'm being worried about. Yeah, look at the battler like me. Maybe I move into Gaza. We'll start to go fund me for Amos. I can work for a month.

Maybe they should start handing out like those golden visas where we can, maybe that's what fixes Gaza, is those, what are the digital nomads? The digital nomads will move into Gaza and start working from there. We can move all the, with Lisbon. All the influences. move to Gaza, and then in the middle of the night, we could start the war back. Oh, how dare you, just because you've dated some bad influences in your phone? Is there a good one?

How would we know where to get a good matcher if those influences leave us? Oh, I don't mind a food influencer. A food influencer at least gives you information. I don't like the influencer that's just like, here's a photo of me, and this is what I'm doing with my friends. Fuck that person. But if you're giving me a service, like, these are good restaurants, this is bad restaurants, Or even if you're a person, I go review theme park rides.

All right, brilliant. At least you're doing something. Right, let's get to the next topic of the news that's of equal importance. Katie Perry has a new boyfriend. It's Justin Trudeau. Oh, tell me it's not Trudeau. Here we go. Justin Trudeau, the most handsome of all the presidents.

So he's not the president anymore, but the most handsome of all the presidents that used to send Canadian women crazy until he didn't, until they just all seem to start disliking him. First prime minister in history to have ever dated an astronaut, which is an interesting state. Oh, yeah, she's an astronaut. Yeah, that's funny. That's the way that he'd be selling it. Like, no, she's an astronaut.

She's actually quite, you know, because he fancies himself as quite the intellectual. I bet he's like, you know, she's, yeah, she's a pop star. I've always thought in the, again, I don't like to pick on people's looks, but people go crazy for Katie Perry. And I've always thought she was like, eh, all right. Like, she never floated my boat, right? But I was in a car with my dad and Steve from next door. Steve doesn't live next door anymore. He's moved into a nursing home.

But him and Steve were in a car. We were going to one of my gigs. And then Steve went on to tell me at 80 years old, he goes, I'll tell you what I'll like. Because these are two men that can't use a computer. So their porn was very base level, just whatever's on TV. Katie Perry's California girls with the cream coming out of the boobs. That does it for me. And then my dad chimed in.

oh great song really the cream I found quite revolty it makes me think of a pustulous infection yeah it didn't do it for me also aren't I meant to be shooting the cream why are you shooting the cream

that's what I'm saying if if someone else is shooting cream onto a tits then I see what's going on but her just squirting out stuff that looked like sealant you know for you know gouting things or grouting

When you look at that, you're like, that looks like a boil that's been lanced. No, she never quite did it for me, and I don't think she's an amazing singer, but, you know, more power to it. I'll tell you what actually did it for me with her was, well, undid the allure for me with Katie Perry. There must be other guys my age like this. And, you know, God bless Russell Brand always saw himself as a revealer of the. Oh, when he put the picture of her. When he posted that picture of her at night without makeup, I remember thinking that is the most defamatory picture.

That was probably worth, that was a hundred million dollar photo when so many people went, oh gosh, she's not the hottest woman in the world at all. She's fucking bang, ordinary. Yeah.

I think Russell Brand, that must have ended the relationship from her mind. That was fucking vicious. Oh, it wasn't that bad. Jack's looking it up now. He did it. Jack's got Katie Perry Russell Brand photo without my it wasn't that one it was the Russell man put a picture of it like it was like her

waking up in the morning or something he said no and he made that one there I love yeah that's that's her there California yeah I hear she's just been given back to a family in Israel like that photo is a husband going I love you I love you even when you got no makeup on you know i'm proud of you and he posted that and it was seen as a vicious attack all he did was say he likes the way she looks naturally and everyone went she's fucking she looks so foul in that photograph what a mean man but anyway so Trudeau Trudeau he's off cop have you seen the photo have a look at the photo he's got a good ass he's giving her a good ass oh what are you garry and you she bloody hold her ass and it's quite a bloody big ass you need two hands to get a cheek in and she

seems to be liking it a bit. She'll bring out a song called Northern Boys, I'll tell you. She's got a, she's been posting. I thought they went for one dinner together, and now it's like their proper dating, right? When did he break up with his missus? When did he get divorced? A year and a half ago or something now. Right.

He got divorced. Did you see the photo there? Yeah, yeah, he's all right. They're age appropriate. I date some real snobby people. My favorite reaction to it was, ugh, Justin Trudeau. He's wearing jeans on a yacht, class list.

You're not allowed to do that. Why, you know, it's a chino type. A linen. You want linen or a chino. Even he's Canadian, he's wearing half a tuxedo. Like, if you think about it, you don't see jeans on yachts often. yeah like like okay so so how do you think they met i would say in the because she always performed so when she comes to australia she

always meets the prime minister because in smaller countries when a big pop star comes they'll like use them for a function or the prime minister will say we're so excited that you're coming here to canada and maybe his daughter was a fan ah yes and it was like he probably reaches out like can i get backstage tickets and you know meet my daughter Yeah, fair do. So it wasn't on Ryer. I doubt that. Is there been any other leaders of the most recent time who have gone on to date,

a very famous singer like that? Okay. Obviously, it's JFK, Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe, they had an affair. Grace Kelly became the queen of Monaco. So she was something else. and I believe, and she's old enough for this to happen, that Himmler fingered Madonna.

Did you say Himmler? Himla, not Hitler. Hitler, or he had a girlfriend. Himla. Well, so you know what's funny about Himmler. Himla sounds like a modern Gen Z way of saying that Hitler was good. Himmler's Himmler. He was in charge of propaganda.

Yeah, and the way that you're cool. called him Jeffries now. It was like, I'm Himmler. I'm the Himmler. Yeah, Himmler. Yeah, that's what you'd say. That would be the nickname for Hitler would be Him. After Blitzkriek was a success, he was like, I'm Himmler.

You know who he was? Him. He's him. The one with a little moustache. Chaplin, no, Himla. That's so funny. Gen Z Hitler. I'm Himmler.

Sorry, that's already taken. Yeah, now you're thinking of your Hitler sitcom that will never be. You're like, oh, that would have been a good, good moment. I guess there was Donald Trump and, what was the Pornstar's name? Stormy Daniels. Stormy Daniels. Stormy Daniels, from all accounts, like Judd Apatow says this on stage, so I'm not saying anything. She met him in

Lake Tahoe at the golf course and then they were filming a movie who's like the 40-year-old virgin or something like and Stormy down he was on it. She came on set and just said to everybody, oh, I shagged Donald Trump like the next day. So she's no good with these non-disclosures. I've always

felt sorry for him on that one. The deal's a deal. The deal's a deal. You sign the fucking form. You said you weren't going to say anything. You're a fucking liar. You know what? He should have sold hats that say put the ND back in NDA. make n d's n d again yeah make n d's n d again yeah don't disclose yeah yeah i thought he was a bit screwed over in that one to be honest i always thought lucky i wasn't on the jim jeffey show when that happened

because i would have had a lot of riders in the room that would have violently disagreed with me next story for you bachar alasad back to the middle east who obviously what we've gone straight from katie perry making out with the french canadian in prime minister who did blackface by the way do you reckon do you reckon like like that that they found out when they were kissing she came back and she actually a smear of boot polish on her cheek just like uh just like uh i should have done this i should have done this is my uh what you call it my segue my segue my segue should have been from one brown tyrant to the next Al-Assad, you know, he moved to Russia after his regime fell.

Yes. And he was an eye surgeon pre-being a dictator because his dad was the dictator. And then the oldest son was going to take over. And so Bashar Al-Assad was in London. And I think he was an eye surgeon. And then his brother died so he had to come and run the country. Sort of like begrudgingly became a dictator of Syria. He's been deposed.

He's back in Russia. And then this came out in the news yesterday, which, I found quite funny. It says the headline was, Bashar al-Assad develops a video game addiction and will not leave the house. And apparently he's just playing Cool of Duty all day. And then it says, sources say,

and he go, so his wife, probably, who's had enough of him playing video games. The new one comes out this week. You're not going to get him out this week. We're using the beta version right now. No, you're not getting him this week. So there is a world where if you're playing Cool of Duty and you're talking shit on the mic,

you're talking shit to a man who truly has committed and gassed people. He'd be good at it. But he must be sad for him. He used to control an army and now he's playing video games. I know some couple movie star movie stars who play Call of Duty and stuff like that.

I always think to myself, to myself, like it must be weird them fucking, I don't know. I guess everyone's the same, right? But there's super famous people that play Call of Duty, right? They reckon Andy Parhears for the Dodgers is one of the best MLB the show players on Earth.

Like he's one of the top 10. Is that that? Yeah, yeah. And it's like, I've played against some pretty hardcore players of that. Like, that's a bit unfair. He knows the sport very well. His base running would be second to none. Better than me, at least.

Sorry, I just know that I just realized how dark it had gotten here. Can you, can I still visible on this? Yeah, that's what happens at night. You're in winter now. You're in winter now. You're in winter now. You're going to have seasonal disorder. It's just you and the misses.

You don't even be able to go out. You'd just be sitting there with the snow coming out. Isn't it romantic? Do you have a TV in the bedroom or just in the living room? No, no, no. Just, I had two TVs. I dropped the second TV yesterday. I was trying to move stuff and I smashed it to the smithereen.

So thanks for bringing up. Right, right. When you say dropped it on your fiancé's head. I was moving it off there, right? Yeah. And I was, because I was saying, let's move. It's tidy. stuff up and I picked it up and I said can you help me with this for a second and she was on

her phone and at that exact moment it slid down and smashed everywhere and I was almost I was angry but I actually felt good that it happened because I got to go can you get off your fucking phone and help me out at a moment where I got to be a victim right right because you're not abusive enough through the course of a regular day I you know it was good about it Jim I had a chance to abuser Yeah, everything was going good. So many times I yell at her and I have no reason. And now I was like, she was on her phone.

Chaching! No, you know when you're an incompetent... If only she was holding a hot coffee, that would have been brilliant. That's the funniest thing about relationships is you're like, the amount of times that you realize, you're like, I'm a fucking nut. But when you do get a chance to be angry, you're like, oh, this is righteous. I can't, but I had an argument with my wife today that actually went my way. and so if I if I

caved in too quickly I would have lost all my playing chips you know what I mean so I had to keep my anger up even though I wasn't angry I was walking around the house like I think I've nailed this but I got that from my dad did I got that from my dad Jack's notting along because he knows

I'm talking he goes oh yes as soon as my dad I don't know about yours but my dad was as soon as he did anything any fuck up of his own so he'd drop something or he'd be taking the groceries out of the car and one bag would break it was 100% his fault. Dad would always go, you fucking idiots! He just, he had to get that, he had to be

mad at somebody else. Or he'd bang his head on a door. And he'd say that he banged his head on the door because we've left shit everywhere and he was, he was looking at not where he was meant to go. And I've become him. I drop things. I'm clumsy and I go, you're fucking distracting me. Really, you blame others when you drop things. When I drop things, any mistakes I make i will offset it by going that's because you're in my head i've lost my coordination i i definitely do things around the house where i'm as guilty as everybody else in the house but i get angry whenever it's like it's like i was home alone with charlie the other day and it was toys and shit everywhere and this is things like how hard is it to put these things away

like you play with one toy and then when i was left the whole house was a fucking shit mess and i was like fuck i don't have a leg to stand on for a while until they forget. So if anyone's listened all the way to the end, thank you for your listenership. No, adverts in this episode. I don't think. Do we have an advert, Jake? No, we're all good.

We gave you exactly what we got paid for the podcast. I looked like a fucking guy on, remember Omiegel and those other, and chat roulette? Yeah. That's what my screen looks like. I look like one of those guys that's about to whip his cock out. I never got into that, the chat roulette. Never was a thing for me. I looked at it once, and there was just so many cock.

so I was like, all right, that's me done. I tried AI porn the other day, like the AI, not good. They haven't nailed that yet. I believe this episode peaked with Himmler. Himmler was very similar. All right, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for listening. God bless America. Thank you.