I Don't Know About That - ATM: Episode 38 - Ozempic Killed Body Positivity

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

At this moment, Jim and Amos analyze how Ozempic killed body positivity. They also theorize how Donald Trump has been gay this whole time, what yarmulkes are actually used for, and Amos' questionable new fridge magnet. Jim's new special "Two Limb Policy" is out now on Netflix! SOCIALS: Jim Jefferies Website: ⁠https://www.jimjefferies.com⁠ IG: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/jimjefferies⁠ FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/JimJefferies⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/jimjefferies⁠   Amos Gill IG: @abitofamosgill  FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/AmosGillComedy/⁠   Theme Song: "Rein It In Cowboy" by the Doohickeys

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Premiers November 21st, streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers. Terms apply. Hello, everyone. Welcome to At This Moment with me, Jim Jeffrey. Let me start again. Hello, everyone. Welcome to At This Moment with me, Jim Jeffries, and my co-host, Amos Gil, and of course, Jack Hackett is here. What are we got coming up in the show?

Well, Pye Lovers, stick with us on this episode as we discuss horrible stories coming out about people paying to shoot people on the battlefield as tourists. That's an interesting trip advisor that you can purchase. We get into that story. We obviously talk about the Trump files with Epstein and Bubba. Who is Bubba? Who is Bubba? Who is Bubba?

We also discuss fat activism coming to an end. Fatimism. And we have a damn good time speaking to our friend Jack Hackett. Turn your mic on, Jack. Before we do the plugs, I hate plugging. Why don't you plug what Jim's got going on? In our new segment, Jim's that. diary. Jim's diary. I can do it. I've got it right here. I got it up. Oh, I've lost it. Oh, Christ. Now I've

hit the wrong button. There you go. All right. So the UK tour is basically just sold out now. So if you can get any tickets to the end of the UK tour, get them. Oslo coming up. We can sell some tickets. Istanbul, Scopey, Sophia, Krakow, Warsaw, all have tickets. And Dublin has tickets. But The rest of the UK does not have tickets anymore, but see if you can get them. Then I come back. I do Reno, San Jose, but big show. Me and Amos will be performing at the Beacon Theater in New York on January 31st. We'll even record a podcast there.

So I look forward to seeing you. And I think it's all sold out except for Wellington, but I'm coming to New Zealand in February. And this is one for my pastel Donata lovers. in Lisbon, Portugal, I'm coming. November 30. Amsterdam, the extra show, December 12. Turns out the ticket link was broken. I got many violent messages from people say, do you do your own website? Yes, I do. That's why none of the ticket links do ever work. Also, I'm coming to Tallinn, Estonia, Helsinki, Warsaw. I'm trying to add my Dublin show at the moment. But hey, Jip, after we do the show at the beacon, I'm going to try and record a comedy special. Where do you go? I think his iPad might have died. Well, I guess it's just you and I now, Jack. Why don't you, why don't you, why don't you cue us in? Let's start the theme song.

Do we have a theme? I don't listen to this thing. Yeah. Hello, everybody. Welcome to At This Moment with Jim Jeffries over in the UK. I'm in New York City. So much news to get into today, Jim. Obviously, you'd be remiss not to start with the Epstein emails scandal that's going on and on and on.

It seems like today... I heard about it. What's going on? What's going on with Epstein? After all the pressure from the Republicans. And shoutouts to Marjorie Taylor Green and Thomas Massey, who have pushed and pushed and pushed. They understand the will of the people we want to know. Did Donald Trump suck Bill Clinton's dick?

He never inhaled. He never inhaled. If there is a suit that Donald Trump owns that has the same comstains that we can match up on the dress of Monica Lewinsky, like there's some detective work to be done. Do you remember when he was debating Hillary? And just for people who don't know what the hell we're talking about, for those ones out there, in the trove of Epstein emails. The president once.

Yeah. It came out here in the emails while he was emailing his brother, Mark Epstein, on the 21st of March 2018, they're basically talking about how Epstein has to protect himself and they're talking about how they could remake the movie Get Hard with Donald while they're in prison together. And then his brother writes, ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba.

Bubba, of course, a nickname for Bill Clinton. And what I was thinking about when I saw this was, Do you remember when Trump brought out the four accusers who said that they were sexually assaulted by? Yeah, just right before the debate he did that. Right before the debate, he set them down. The truth is, there's actually five accusers at that debate. And the reason he had a connection with those four women is because he was like, did he shove it down your throat also?

It's in a really big dick, right? I don't know a lot about a lot. but I can tell you this much. I think Bill Clinton is a heterosexual, and I think Donald Trump is a heterosexual. I don't know, Jim, because this podcast was built off the back of us suggesting that Donald Trump jerks off two cocks to the YMCA, and it's been there the whole time.

I don't believe that Donald Trump is a pedophile. I think this whole time has been hiding right there in plain sight. This is a gay man who would always go to those nightclubs in the 70s in the disco era, and I think there's some evidence that he has some fruit in his boots. If you were going to be wanked off by any man, you wanted to be the man with the smallest hands in the world, wouldn't you? Well, that's why people go to the Thai massage parlors.

Yeah, just a little tiny orange hand, tugging your dick off. You can look down at that and go, it's a nice lass from Liverpool. Dude, it's just so funny to know when he was talking to Hillary if he did blow Bill. He's like, he's looking at Hillary like, they say I sucked his dick better than you did right you think he can run a country you can't make him come as fast as I can that is what he's thinking that you can't satisfy your husband yet

alone in this nation I look you know what I don't I don't like the blowjob rumor because the blow job rumor makes it sound so preposterous that all this stuff could be complete bullshit so I don't want anything that's going to get Trump off the hook right And I feel like if Trump just goes, all lies, all lies. Because now with the Epstein files coming out, Trump is actually welcoming them, welcoming them. How are you so welcoming them? Welcoming.

Yeah, that's the word. That's the one. Young with your agile fucking vocabulary. All right. So he's welcoming the Epstein files because bullshit like this. I don't think he fucking blew. I don't think Trump blew anyone. No.

Well, Mark's come out and said, No, no, that's not the bubble we're talking about. What I know about Donald Trump is he doesn't like his hair ruffled. And tell me a person who's given a blowjob who's had the same haircut as when they started the fucking job. You know what I mean? Or the same style. All right, so you think that Bill had his hand on the hair?

His bits that he whips backwards, they'd be all out the side. There'd be a tough flowing over the top. It would be fucking, you get a blow job from Donald Trump. He would look like Kennedy just after. he was shot. Everything would be flown off to one side. So have you been reading

what I found interesting about the emails though was there was a few strange things. So when they put out the file and said, ah, it says here that Donald Trump spent hours with redacted name victim at the house. Yes.

When they unredacted it, it was Virginia Gaffray, the Aussie, who testified under oath that she, never did anything with Donald Trump. So I thought that was a strange move to redact the name from the Democrats because I think they knew if they said Virginia Gaffray, people would go, but she's already said under oath that nothing happened.

But then she was also killed in Australia. I don't know what's going on there. Yeah. Yeah, it's, yeah, look, do you know what pressure was on her at the time? I believe Donald Trump did something wrong, you know what I mean? but I think there's a lot of people. I'm more interested about who are the other people on the fucking list. Well, this is the thing about the list, right?

I think there's another reason they don't want the list to come out overall. I mean, obviously, it's protecting a lot of powerful people. But I think also it is used to blackmail people, the list. And once you release the files, then you lose the power to control people's behavior, you know. So in the same way that Bill Clinton, not Bill Clinton, Bill Gates is now talking about climate change is overblown. and we don't need to slow down our development as much as we first thought. And there's a lot of people who suggest he might be saying that because he's been told,

you calm down on the end of the world climate rhetoric. It will hide the fact that you were on the jet so many times and what you did there, Bill. Also, if you really care for the environment, you shouldn't be on private jets. That's the real tragedy here. Yeah, you should have taken a ferry to the island. Yeah, and a recycled girls.

Not, you know, some old ones. It's been about for a while. Yeah, well, the good thing about him is... Natural resources. When he goes to the red light district, I think those red bulbs are very energy efficient, though. I think they are. They're very dim light.

They need to be, at least in Antwerp. You can't have a bright light in that red light district. That's horrific. Say we will about the sex traffic industry, but they have always used low-cost bulbs. It's always dim lighting. And neon, neon's very cheap. Yeah.

So that's what's going to happen through the rest of the week. It sucks that we can't talk about it after it has been released. But I'm sure there'll be more obstructions. And the other thing about this... It does a get released tomorrow? Well, they're voting on the release. And then the Senate has to sign off on it. Then he has to sign off on it.

But this is just the files that we have, right? So don't forget that they raided his house. Files does there need to be? There's thousands of things. thousands of pages like like i fly everywhere all the bloody time and stuff there isn't that many fucking pages about my activities yeah but but they remember they had cameras in all of the rooms right so they have all the video footage hence you know using it for the leverage well you've got to do that that's below the belt put the bloody camera in the room do they

do that at other places potentially well they now say that your phone is recording you at all times having a wank to blackmail you just in case you start speaking ill of the powers that be so that's why it's important to just get a nude out there we all we all wank we all eat we all shit we all sleep you know what i mean fucking put it out there who gives a fuck well the last way that they can control politicians they get footage of me wanking i don't know if everyone will understand the swearing just the yelling oh yeah i'm very verbal you're dirty talk yourself dear yeah yeah take that you bitch and i hit me cock and i think useless fucking prick spit it out you dumb cunt yeah we are living in a world where you know

to control because it used to be right put a news if if if you think about this it used to be you used to control the politician by revealing their affair okay like that was enough except in like the french and italian you know regions where like they don't care that's part of the culture but to us if a politician was having a fair you would bring down their relationship they'd bring down their campaign but now no one's cares about that. That morality in our society is dead. So the only way that they can get people is through pedophilia is safe our kids. So that we will be living in some world in the future where they're like, look, we need to normalise pedophilia just so we can get some leaders

that aren't black males, you know. I don't co-sign on this statement. This is your joke and your joke alone. I'm just saying, if we want leaders that can't be controlled. I'm like to distance myself from Angusville and the words that he said. I just want to, I don't support it. There's a soundbite of you now saying we need to normalise pedophilia. There's a soundbite. That's an actual. Oh, fuck. I just said it too.

We're both fucked. I'd like to say that that was dark satire and it does not reflect anything at Amos, Gilcorp. Gilcorp's. I don't know where they are. No, I mean, it's deeply sad. It is so strange that for whatever reason, people attracted to bow or are attracted to doing the most vile and despicable things. Then they get, although, as people said, how many of you... What names do you think are on there that we don't, that, you know, give us a name.

Give us a name. Like, this is not libelist. Just say allegedly before. Who do you think might be... Oh, yeah. I tell you, doesn't the word allegedly do a lot of heavy lifting in English as a language? Allegedly, yes. Allegedly is the buffest word.

It holds back a lot of lawsuits. Allegedly. Yeah, I say it in arguments with my wife. You're a bitch, allegedly. Legitly. Allegedly, I would, listen, I think it's got to be an array of major donors, right? Lots of billionaires, Bohemian Grove type people. But just because you went to the island, the party doesn't mean that you part took

you in anything wrong. So you can't, it's a slippery slope to say that anyone on this list is going to be a pedophile or anything like that. But I don't know. I wouldn't mind a movie star or two. And I'll tell you why. Because I'm just getting into acting. And there's not that many parts out there.

You need some people to make way, huh? Yeah, I need a few white 48-year-old blokes to go down. Of course I do. Why do you think I constantly go through your records to see if I can get you out of my way? Yeah, I also need at the Netflix Comedy Festival when there's a big gala at the Hollywood Bowl when I'm not invited to. I need some type of terrorist attack there. There's a few things I need to go my way.

A terror attack there you say? Well, I was just flying home from Skankfest next to Rich Voss. So that could have been two power hit. down. I always think that whenever I got on a plane once and I walked on, my friend, Bob Sagitt was there and this is still when I was, you know, trying to save money on flights. I was sitting in economy and I saw Bob and it's always the same when you see that. I walk past him and hello, mate, and Shuki said, and then I always think to myself,

if the plane goes down, I won't even make the news. I'll be the big bopper and he'll be fucking buddy Holly. Yeah, well, how do you think I feel what I tour with you? Jim Jeffreys dead and then somewhere in the byline little known hit 107 Australian comedian Young travel companion

We're not sure We do believe he molested him In Australia in 2011 And has taken him on the road ever since All we can find Is his name and Jim's name And ass to mouth So we don't know what's going on there

Even on his last podcast episode Young Gild said he was pro pedophilia, clearly a victim who was victimizing others. Yeah, no, not good, not good. But I will say this about the files also, which not many people are talking about on the more left-leaning sites, is I read through a bunch of them. It seems like there was a lot of journalists and people that work at things like the New York Times who were coaching Jeffrey Epstein, seeming like they were giving him like Michael Wolf, the guy that writes all those books about Trump

was trying to set Trump up well they were digging for information for their books and in some ways Michael Wolf in the emails was almost telling Jeffrey Epstein how to best use leverage against Donald Trump and how to implicate him the worst with what he did have to try and you know

I guess send some fear into the Trump administration and this guy's my feelings is my feelings is I don't think Trump is a pedophile. I believe he went to the island. I believe he was on the plane. I believe he was close friends with Epstein. He, I don't know.

I don't know who he had sex with or whatever, but he definitely went over there and had sex. I don't know if he went to the island because they were down in, they were like near neighbors down there in Florida, right? So he, and he threw Jeffrey. Apparently their fight began when he threw Jeffrey Epstein out of the Marilago a club and said Because he was Jewish?

Why did he throw him out? No, because he supposedly a rumor had gotten out that he'd been inappropriate to one of the staff members there and he was thrown out of Mar-a-Lago. Well, that's this positive thing

for someone that he was proactive. But then also they were fucking each other in real estate deals. What? I mean, metaphorically. They were fighting over real estate deals like Donald Trump had screwed him on a deal and so they'd gone from friends

to really disliking each other by the end. However, then there's these other emails that are saying they might have spent Thanksgiving with each other in 2017 when he was in office. Now, if this was the UK, that would bring down a government. We're so far beyond that now. If he spent Thanksgiving

with him in 2017 fucking let the cut burn, no, you can't be spending Thanksgiving with him. And what are you thankful for, Jeffrey? what are you thankful for we're all going around the table saying what you're thankful for Jeffrey pardon oh sorry the pardon pardon you're giving me sorry so we'll we'll watch that further uh moving on to psychotic people who have money

who don't give a fuck about the sanctity of human life another massive story that came out through the week was about the conflict in the Balkans in the 90s Italy is according to the BBC here Italy is investigating claims that tourists would pay to shoot civilians in Bosnia during the 1990s So

Any Bosnians that came in You're allowed to shoot them Well what would happen The active conflict was happening These rich people Who had enough of safari Boring Would pay off like a general

Give a huge amount of money To their cause And go can I just, can you just put me in a watchtower and I just ping off some bullets at civilians? And they'd say, yes, this is what is alleged. And do you let him, like, run for a bit, let them think that they're free? Do you hunt them down? The, like, like, how do you get a person?

Like, you know what are you like? I guess it's like Predator. You know, the movie Predator? Like, I guess they have to be armed. Otherwise, you're a bitch. You know what about? They have to be armed. No, well, no, fucking, the ducks aren't armed.

The tigers aren't armed. The lions aren't armed. Right? The elephants aren't armed. Yeah, they got teeth. Yeah, but they're not going to fucking run after you. I reckon you search them out. You wait for someone hiding in the bushes.

And then you have a duck call. It goes, you just have like a woman going, honey, honey? So one of them pops their heads up thinking it's their wife. So you're saying that there's a whistle for people like me, Balkan people, Slavs. What's the Slavwisle? Parolgi.

What's it? Chevapit. Chavapit. I'll tell you. You've got none of me skin because I was in Oxford and I was in a shopping mall. Wow, they really have DEI, the standards. Yeah, I was in Cambridge the night before. Anyway, I was in Oxford and there was, I found a Croatian place, a Croatian-e-Rite restaurant,

and I had that fucking spiral sausage roll. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You had the Burek. Burek! I'm fucking a fan of Boreen. Love me some Burek. Yeah, Borek's right up your alley. I love it.

It's just pastry-wrapped meat. I had a lamb one. It was in a spiral. I ate it like a pie. Was it good? It was great. The best. Well, back to the sadness of sniper safaris.

By the way, this stuff still kind of goes on, just to let you know. Because have you seen the stories about the Russians that pay to kill pirates off the coast of Somalia? Yeah, but they're pirates. They're criminals. Pirates are scumbags. Yeah, true. that, but I'm just saying that this is, that's probably a more noble version where they go on Russian military craft and blow up these pirate boats like we're doing to Venezuela right

now. Can you think of another character or another type of character throughout history that raped and murdered that kids like dressing up like more? No. Not a pirate? Oh, love it. They love pirates. By my kid was two, he had a patch over his eye and was walking around with a sword going,

Hey, ho! Like that, right? Like that? Yeah, it is like, well, can you dress your kids as a mafioso? I guess you can. If you're Italian, you can't do it. The whites can't do it, but the whites can do a pirate. Any national...

Pirates are open to anybody. Well, that's because pirates are ours. They come out of the Cornwall region, don't they? Cornwall, Penzance. So when you go down into Cornwall, down that little tip at the bottom of the UK, the little bottom of England, that's where people legitimately talk like,

ooh, who are you, oh, oh, are. Like that, they do that noise, and that's the pirate noise. But there's people who legitimately are just walking around talking like pirates down there. Yeah, it's madness. So really, that's like whites doing their gangster culture in the same way that guys will,

more Irishy type people are doing the, there's a lot of peeky blinders out there. Yeah, there's a lot of peeky blinders. Yeah, you can, I don't know if I've told this. I'm sure I've told this story on the other podcast, but I'll tell it again. So my late father-in-law, who is no longer with us, passed away this year, he came over when my son was born. So my little boy was 13 months old, right?

14 months old at Christmas, right? And my father-in-law came over to visit him for the first time at Christmas, and he gave both my sons flat cap. right from pinky blinders and boxes of razor blades oh he did give the razor blades he gave boxes of razor blades and the caps and at that stage me nor my wife nor my kids had seen peekie blinders arriving at our house giving us boxes of razor blades and and the hats and he goes oh what you do is you put them in the brim, and then you

can take off and cut people. You slice their faces up. Merry Christmas. I was like this. All right, all right. Thanks, Derek. Thanks, mate. And then I said, bloody, put them away. Anyway, cut to a fucking two months

later, right? My one-year-old reaches down the side of the couch and pulls out a box of razor blades, like just a little thin packet of razor blades that had just slipped down there. I went, oh, right, I'll take those off you, mate. We'll probably find some more as we clean.

Mate, it's like me going, all right, so I've given you a basal bat, some knuckle dusters, and a fine Armani suit. You're going to be a don. Here's some canoli. Yeah. And if you're in the South, you're going to be a white supremacist. Now, the good thing, this is a cheap. costume. I had some sheets laying around at home.

I've never understood why people put tattoos on their bodies of the criminal activity that they do, right? So, like, it's one thing to be a white supremacist, right? But then to get the swastick a tattoo or to be like a blood or a crib, but then to get the actual tattoos of like the fucking the bandana on you or whatever, the LA symbol or whatever, right? Yes. Why would you, why are criminals so dumb, Amos? Why? Well, you just simply, you've never felt loyal enough to anything that you would ever put the name on there. You know what I mean?

Oh, that's not true. That's not true. I might put a sports card on me back or I'm very, I'm very into lots of things, the opera. I think it's very, yeah, I think it's very important. What about comedians that put microphone tattoos on them? Oh, that's the worst. I have a friend who's done that, so I don't want to bag him out for too much. But anybody who has any, and I have a very dear friend who's done this tattoo as well,

but anybody who has an occupation and then puts their occupation on their body, whether it be a hairdresser with scissors, a chef with a big butcher's knife on their forearm, a racist with a swastika. I know it's not an off occupation, but it's still, it's your vibe. It's often it's full time. Yeah, but just let your cooking do the thing. Let your hairdressing do the talk. Hey, buddy, don't show me the swat sticker.

Show me the hate. Yeah, let your racist language do the talking. I don't need to see the sticker. I don't need to know you're a racist from a distance. You yell it at me. Be proud. Yeah, mate, you're such a fucking follower. Adolf didn't have the swore sticker.

He just got out there and did it. And the only tattoos the Nazis gave out. Anyway, I'm not going to bother talking about that anymore. but they gave him out. They didn't put them on, you know. They didn't put them on. Yeah, they didn't believe in that. I just saw Nuremberg two nights ago.

How good is Russell Crow in Nuremberg? He is blindly good. Russell Crow is so good at Nuremberg. Annie and I walked out and were like, it's kind of a problem because some people walk out of there like, Goering's the man. I, I, I, because Russell's the man.

We talked about this, but I text, I text, I text, Russell, as soon as I left the movie saying, I wanted Goering to win. Like, really? Well, I watched Nuremberg on the Apple west side of New York with a room full of Jews, right? It was like, I was just, yarmacres everywhere. And Russell Crow, I mean, other than a room full of Jews. You could have just gone, I went to a room, yarmacres everywhere. Yeah.

We wouldn't picked it. Small hats, lack. I got my theory on the yamaca. The yamaca was endorsed. and brought in by a bloke who was balding at the back. There was one bloke who just went, oh, fuck this bit at the back here. And then he went,

yeah, I've been speaking to God. He wants little hats just at the back. So the little hats in the room were crying often. However, Guring made them laugh on at least three occasions, particularly the scene where they're like, Mr. Guring, and he's like, I'm Hikshmarshal, Guring. They're like, not anymore. You will rot in this prison before you are half.

and then he touches the walls and he's like, excellently made, German, German made. And you know what was... What was wonderful about the movie was whenever someone spoke German, there was no subtitles. So we were in the same position as the Allies throughout the film. So if we didn't understand, they didn't understand.

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Premiers November 21st, streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers. Terms apply. Very good. I didn't like the bit where a guy came in. What's his name? Hess. Oh, yeah, yeah. Hess comes in.

He's meant to have amnesia. And he zig hails at Guring. And he zig hails a gering. And then they, it's so American, don't you ever do that in front of me? You understand? Like when in reality, the cat would have gone like this.

Yeah, you're good, mate. You're in fucking prison now. Fuck off, cut. What about, what about, what are you? When they were like, it was a big tidbit that he was like, that Rudolph does not have Alzheimer's because he recognized me in the prison. you're like, we know he Zygile'd you. How was that, that was a dumb scene.

You know, that's my problem with that scene. It wasn't subtle enough because he did the fucking Hitler salute. Like he could have done a sneaky one, but he went right out there and he'll go, well, that just ruined that scene. All he needed was for him to look at him a bit too long or his head to go up in a moment when someone else said something about the Nazis. But I like Hess's idea. Rudolph just went like this.

I don't remember nothing. And that's what happened. I remember, so in the movie, they give them glasses because the lights are so bright when they're filming the trial. And so all the famous footage of Gerring that I remember watching back of the day, he had those glasses on. And out of context, I was like, man, this guy goes to his human rights trial to be executed with these shades on. He's the Roy Orbid Nazis. Yeah, I remember thinking, like, who let him wear those fucking glasses is pretty disrespect. in the court.

I didn't realize that that was given to them on a mandatory level. I thought he's like, I don't want to look at any of you, motherfuggers. So I've been like, we're not ruining anything, because you should already know this,

but so Gurin kills himself at the end, right? Abra, cadabra. Yeah, so I've seen another telly movie about it or a mini series about the Nuremberg trial, and that one just went, one of the guards gave him the cyanide. Now, I've been reading up on it since,

and it's like, he got the cyanide that was in, side of like a fountain pen that was handed to him and it was given to him by a guard and then a woman had brought the pen in so whether the guard knew or not but it should have been searched i don't know i don't know i said to anika though someone gave it when i went into the cinema i said i hope that this movie i said i hope it's honest in that because i'd read a lot about the nuremberg trials and when i was uh at uni and then the rest his history did a special series about it,

which my favorite podcast. You couldn't book anymore because the pages were stuck together. You can't quite so much. Well, what I said was I hope that they don't like lie and make him a single-faceted monster because that's not the point. Herman Goering is like this immensely charming guy.

And I was like, if they just do some job where he's just a one-dimensional villain, this is going to suck. And then I went the other way and I was like, damn, they really gave him all the charisma in the world. You know? Russell has this is Russell's big thing in life right that voice he has

and whatever he has gravitas at all times if you're around Russell you sort of realize the guy sort of has being to him at all times you know and he's comfortable in his own body and all that type of stuff and that's what I think that's what makes a movie star right because lots of people as I've said in my special a lot of people can act

you've got to have a good look and then you've got to have some type of gravitas or something interesting about you something something different about yeah and that's his thing is that he can but then when he started

doing the German and the thing and the German and the voice he's so good so good it was uh it was also funny

because Anika kept saying to me through the movie he's Russell's doing a really great job he sounds just like my dad and then she texted her dad you have to watch

the new Russell Crow movie he's exactly like you in that and then Anton just wrote back he's Herman Goring fuck you your father-in-law could play goring with very little makeup. He would be ready to go.

Your father-in-law could do several movies. He could do like an extended version of what happened to Augustus Gloop after he went up the chocolate tube. What happened? Where's he now? We should write that movie Gloop and it's called After the Factory and it's a mockumentary about what it was like for him after he left that factory and was shamed. Charlie in the chocolate factory, right, because my kid's gotten into it.

So I've been watching it a lot lately. People going crazy. The best thing you can do is not win a lifetime supply of chocolate. You don't want to win a lifetime supply of chocolate. It never ends well for anyone. Everyone's like, it was always my dream to have a lifetime supply of chocolate. You get bored of it pretty fucking quick. And then you think about all the dead kids and all that.

But Grandpa George, right, he has no disability whatsoever, right? He's just laying in, the country is laying in bed for years and years and years and years. So I reckon all he had was he suffered from depression. Oh, definitely. He was a catatonic depression, hopelessness. Yeah, he was just depressed in bed with three other old people, you know, foot to head. When they saw him hop and skip. All it took was the idea of a bit of chocolate to cheer him up.

Imagine being one of the people that works at the home office that hands out the social security benefits who watch that, you go, I got your cunt. Yeah. Like Grandpa Joe, that's his name. Grandpa Joe, Grandpa Joe. Yeah, yeah.

I told you my kid wanted to go with Halloween as Charlie Bucket, which was just wearing winter clothing. You'd never seen a kid like it. We've got him winter clothing to come over to England, and he was walking around the house like, oh, I'm Charlie Bucket. Yeah, well, pretty soon in the state of the economy globally, everyone's going to be Charlie Bucket again. It's bad out there, baby.

I was just in New Orleans. People need a golden ticket. They need something to hope for. That's why the lotto does so well. That's why people like opening sports cards, people like gambling, people like whatever, because they need a little fucking buzz rush. Speaking of a golden ticket,

Draft Kings, the sponsor of today's podcast. Is that they? No. No, they're not. They are not. No, but the gambling is real bad. really bad everyone i talk to right now is just like gambling on the epstein files who's going to be in it who i'll be in it who's there who's not there gambling on cal sheet yeah the exact i wouldn't be

surprised if you could currently put a parlay on draft kings about names that will pop up in the files coming out right the biggest win that i ever had was uh the first debate uh with biden and trump when when biden got voted in right i bet on the over and under and how many times the word China would be said. I bet on who, what color ties. I said red tie, blue tie. It's an obvious pick, right? But they both came out red tie, blue tie.

I was fucking standing up. I'm like, fucking get in, get in. Who's going to mention China first? China. Fucking Trump, every single fucking one I picked. I didn't get one wrong. I won thousands on that debate. That's good, isn't it?

That's where everything has been reduced to in the world now is. I don't know if I'll ever forget. get it. I'll have dementia. I remember that debate top to bottom. I know everything. I replayed it back just to enjoy it over again. It was fantastic. I personally only replay the one that he forgot everything and shit his pants

and that was removed from office, from the candidacy some two weeks later. Do you remember that? You remember how bad that was? What, bye? Uh-oh. He actually shit his pants. No, but he just, his brain was completely... You got the

you got the morals of an early. He was, I think they like gave up on his medication that day. That seemed, when we look back on that, we'll see that as he was sabotaged. They stopped giving him the Adderall or whatever Dr. Feel Good he had to get him out. I think it's overly medicated. I think that's what happened there.

I can't believe the Democrats stood up for him so much and went, oh, no, no, no, he'll win the next one. There was people who were still saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, it'll be okay. It was never going to be okay. I honestly can't believe the guy's still alive. That fascinates me that, like, he's still propped up somewhere. We heard him talk since he's lost the election. No, the only person who talks is his son who sounds like he's back on the pipe

and he's like, I'll beat the fuck out of George Clooney. The guy's a piece of shit, which really makes me like Hunter. Did he really say that? Did Biden Hunter? Hunter's just like, George Clooney is a piece. He's basically like George Clooney is a piece of shit. He threw my dad under the bus for Obama. Like he's...

My only problem with George Clooney... He's swinging for his father, which I actually enjoy. enjoy loyalty of family. So to watch him do that is, has won me over to Hunter. I've always liked George Clooney in movies. I always thought he was... I used to like him back when he was a TV star in The Facts of Life and Roseanne and all that type of stuff, right?

I've always liked him. But I thought he did... I thought he did a cunt's move when he threw Alec Baldwin under the bus for shooting the camera woman. Because... He did. I don't remember that. What happened?

Because George Clooney went like this. he should have checked the gun. No, he shouldn't have. I've handled a gun on set, right? You get handed the gun. They go, this round is live. Don't pull it. Right?

There's a gun specialist who has, it isn't up to the actor. Sounds like Sarajevo in the 1990s. He is a gun. It's not up to the actor. It's not up to the actor to test the gun. It's up to the weapons person to check the gun. And when you have the gun,

you're meant to know that there's not live rounds in there you meant to be able to click it all you it's meant to be fucking safe right right you should be able to hold your fucking head something you can talk about there with uh hunter Biden when you run into him in Venice well I just thought that was a cunt's move by George to throw Alec Baldwin and Alec Baldwin was proven innocent they put him through a court trial what a terrible thing to accidentally kill another human being I feel so sorry for the man that must have been horrendous and then to have another actor go oh sure would have checked it.

No, not any set I've ever been. I've been on just as many sets. Yeah. It's included. Also, I'm a big fan of George. If you want to put me in a movie with you, I won't bring up the Alec Ballad thing. Not once. I won't bring it up.

Here's Jim Jeffries trying to become the head of the SAG union. You're making your Reagan play. This is where it begins for you. Let's do another story. People are taking too much fucking Ozempic. tag union. Hey, don't even start me

with the fucking I saw, I've been saying a lot of Ozempic celebs, okay, who have gotten skinny. Can we admit

that body positivity was over the moment that these lazy fucks could shoot themselves with Ozempic? Every representative of the biggest beautiful has gotten skinny

now that it's easy. Every single person who said, I love my curves is full of fucking shit. Fucking, The last Dominator fall is going to be Lizzo. If we have...

No, she's down. I think Lizzo's down. That's what I'm talking about. Lizzo has gotten thin. No. Yes, she has. Lizzo shows off slim down body. This is what I'm talking about.

A flute to make a look smaller. Now she can do... She can be called thin Lizzo. Thin Lizzie. Thin Lizzie. One time when I was in England, I was in a two and a half thousand. seat theatre and the and the up and the up i was in an arena but there was a big room and a small

room i was in the small room the big room had lizzo so me and lizzo were performing at the same time and our fan bases came out of the concert at exactly the same time as i was driving out of the venue myself and you can pick which ones to which there was no debating which one went to which show you didn't have the big urban audience of women who were there to clap their booty I didn't have large teenage girls coming to my show. No, no, I'll tell you that for sure. It's, it's, look at the photos. You need, look this up.

Body positivity was a massive lie that people put out there as a coat. Where do I read it? Just Google Lizzo Thin. Like, she's massively, massively reduced her weight. Because, you know, like, you know, like, obviously Amy Schumer's on it and, you know, a few other people. I've taken it, so I'm not on it currently. And I wouldn't stay on it forever. But I took it before I did the movie and before I did the special. I did

maybe three months. Maybe. For some reason, I always lie and say two months, but I think I did three months. Here we go. Thin Lizzo. Fucking hell, yeah. Yeah, Lizzo's watched a ton. Oh, I didn't know that Lizzo is saying that she just did it through detox and all this type of stuff. Here's the problem. If you're not No Zempic and you've done it the real way, what a bad time in history to do it. No credit whatsoever.

You don't get any credit. We have a friend who's lost a lot of weight who claims to have not done it. We have to take him on thin face value. But he says he says he hasn't done it and he's lost fucking, he's lost one and he's lost one of you he's lost he's lost about a hundred pounds isn't he well he's about to be thinner than me and i'm fatter than him and for the first time in our friendship and it's um it's giving me cause for a crisis in my own life yeah my head is it's fatter than his now and it's and he claims he hasn't

used it now that is unfortunate for him because everyone will think that he has you we will get to the point where we're going to need to see a urine sample from these people who have supposedly lost their way it's like it's like men who work out every day and don't use steroids and then everyone says that comes on steroids but they're not on steroids now i don't i don't know how many of those people exist they're very rare but you know what i mean like like you you've taken a performance enhancing drug they're claiming they haven't well on this about the you know body positivity sort of etching away now that people can be thin without having to work for it right what are some other positivity movements for

bodies that will waste away like is there there's no has there ever been small penis positivity like a group of men who are like, you don't need a big dick. Be happy with what you've got. Yeah, no, no, that's never come through. Like, okay, so when the penis enlargement... They're getting a boost. Really short, guys.

If they put lifts in their shoes, they get told off. You're not allowed to tall up. I've always said this about men wearing wigs. Men aren't allowed to wear fucking wigs or they're fucking losers. Women can do it just for fun. Women can wear hair extensions. Women can wear fake ponytails. Women can wear whatever they want.

If a man gets a comb over, a wig, he's a fucking loser. If a man tries to act taller than he is, he's a fucking loser. If a woman loses a whole lot of weight from Ozepics, he's taking back control. Okay, so let's say, let's say that tomorrow as a new

drug, and that drug or a surgery, drug or surgery, allows you to be any height you want. Okay, so it's like a massive growth hormone that grows you to height. What would the average size of men be? I would

use it all day. I'd have to wash me hands because I'd get a fucking hairy shaft but I would use it right away. Because I was thinking about that which is if two questions for you. If you could pick your height and there's a surgery to do it, what would the average height be of men?

Do you think most people would go? I'd go one more inch taller. I'd go six one. So what's the, go seven like seven two or something. Then airplanes and sea. I already had a long torso and short legs. Most fucking cars I get in, my head hits the

fucking roof. There's some roller coasters I can't go in because the click, click, click, click. I have the torso of someone who's six foot, and I have the legs of someone who's five foot. It's awkward. It makes for a bad run. I can't do anything. I can't do the splits or anything. It looks too fucking weird. When people go toe, it's

impossible. You have the torso of Stephen Merchant and the legs of Brad Williams. Well, let's make it more relatable. I have the legs of Ricky Javis and the torso of Stephen Merchant. Okay. I just got bradded in my mind because I was with him at Skankfest.

But yeah, you have such strange dimensions. In the same way that like if penis enlargements were at easy and low cost, like a breast enlargement. Right. It would be terrible for the world because so many men would just get a despicably fat, long hog, and women would hate it.

Well, yeah, but women also have gotten a design a vagina and had their vajas clamped. He made them a bit smaller. I don't know how they do that. Well, do you remember when we were in Africa and we met the healer who could make the vagina small?

I knew as soon as I brought it up, you'd bring this up. What you can do. Okay, so you've got to talk, we did a field piece on the gym. I'm sure we've told this story before, but yeah. I got medicine in South Africa, and I met up with what can only be called,

and I don't mean to be a witch doctor. Yeah, probably. Spiritual healer. Spiritual healer. But a lot of what he did involve chicken bones and rolling dice. So I don't know what you want to fucking say. But he would throw things down, like you'd roll the dice and throw a whole lot of like bones on a plate and go. And he said he could fix my hemorrhoids.

And he gave me a whole lot of tea to drink. And then I was going to drink it for the filth piece. But then someone said, no, you'll start vomiting and it'll be really sick. And that's what all the medicines does. Well, that's, well, his thing about hemorrhoids. his thing about hemorrhoids was a side hustle his main thing in the village there was this was remake and virgins i can make your woman a virgin again i can save a marriage by making their pussy virginial once more what we do we get the big governess pussy from the woman who has had too much dick

these these are exact quotes by the way these are exact quotes in case anyone's listening to this thinking that amos is exaggerating or being terrible this is this is real dialogue we get a balloon then we fill it with sand and we put it into the pussy with a grip around it he he he he played cornhole with different type of cornhole bags he starts off with a big one so you lay the woman waist up with her legs in the air and then you throw the cornhole bags in there and they clamp around there and then you throw a smaller one that clamps around than a smaller one and so forth until eventually you've just got like a little tiny bag that's like something that's like something that your grandmother would keep in the back of a drawer to make things smell nice.

No, it's basically until it ends up with like an eight-ball of cocaine in there, like a small little rubber balling. And he legitimately was like, I have saved marriage in the village. Because when a woman's vagina becomes lax and loose, a man will leave. I am bringing families back together. Yeah, he believed that he was Samaritan.

The tightening of the vaginas, yeah? it was a great listen it was my fate one of my favorite experiences because think about that dude we're in the middle of south africa in a village with nothing in common with that man but even we were laughing so hard and i think he was playing it up for us a little bit because of course he was playing it up for the cameras you said i was gay he he was spot on I said, how can we start this one from being a virgin like this? I think this one is gay. He is gay.

Who is gay? Why are you gay? You play in a rock band and you don't get any pussy. You must be gay. If you can play a guitar and no one will, fuck you. You are a homosexual. I can help tighten your anus. Come here.

I put a balloon to make your butthold tape. Yeah, with the guy goes, he puts bigger balloons in there until you're ready to go. It's the opposite of the age. Yeah, what's this? This is Amel Netrit. It will open you up. It is not mine, but I have some around.

I did not invent it. And now I'm going to inject some AIDS in you to save you. Man, he was my profile picture for three years. Yeah, look, I've seen your profile pictures. It's always, it's fridge magnets or a witch doctor from South Africa. You need more love. Hold on. I'm going to get you quickly, my fridge magnet from New Orleans, from Skankfest that I got.

You tell me if you think that. How is Skank Fest? Hold on. One second. I'll tell you. It's a big thing. I'd do Skank Fest if they were probably. I don't know.

If I was in town, if I was near it. Okay, so I got this, right? Skank Fest was good, but it was. The audience, it did feel like living inside the comment section of a Pornhub video. That's the best way I can describe it. Anika told me this is my, she's like, is that inappropriate? I'm like, no, it's a jazz musician, but she was like, I don't know. Okay, so answer this question.

If you have a, not a friend, but like a black co-worker of Anacca's coming over to the house, do you remove the fridge bag of it? No, I want it bright of place. By the way, this is a better podcast. So, you know, Anika and I decided what makes it racist? First of all, I got it from a black business, so I'm all good. But secondly, Black business.

How did you know it was a black business? It was a black lady behind the counter. And I said, I need the perfect magnet. And she goes, get this one, jazz music. Don't just get the flirtily. And Anika was like, when she first saw it, she goes, I don't know. And then I went, it's not a gollywog.

It's just a black guy that's playing jazz. And then you can determine by how... Explain what a gollywog is. You can't just say it's not a gollywob because it just sounds... A gollywog is a minstrel-like doll that was very popular when I was a child. Not when you were a child, I hope. I had one growing up, but it was a... It was a doll.

And also, Australia had biscuits called gollywog biscuits. If you Google them, that's going to ruin the rest of your day. It's going to fill up a lot of time. yeah to me it's just it's just a black guy playing the thing and then people will like oh what's that fucking thing I go only if the lips are crazy red or something like that like it's a minstrel show doll is it bad this is just a regular guy and he's vibed out look at him yeah no I'm all right with that one I'm all right with that one he's not good looking I'll tell you that much he's not a handsome fellow

the more you show me the less I like him I was all right with it and now I'm like It's the bobbing around. Hey, this podcast needs some diversity. Let's just keep him in shot the whole time. No. Shane Gillis got cancelled for less. It's a different time, baby. And thank you to the,

we had some audience members who listened to our podcast, which was awesome. And they brought me some magnets from South Beach, Florida. They said, we knew you were going to be at skank for us, so we brought you a magnet. um which is good the guys the guy was there for the ass slap competition where women get their asses slapped and who can slap the ass the best and he's he told me get down there my wife's getting her ass slapped at two o'clock and then he goes and i'll have something for you so

and and and i i can't see that his name is butch his name is butch johnson he goes i don't have him down for the ass lapping competition i'd probably give it a miss i like a good wet t-shirt i'm not I'm, you know, I'm not made of stone, but I don't need to see women getting hit. He goes, I don't even like, see, it doesn't make it sexist on me that the reason I don't like female boxing, female UFC and female rugby is I don't like seeing women hit each other. I don't, I don't like seeing it too brutal like that. Yes, it definitely offends the sensibilities of a lot of people to watch women kick the shit out of each other.

You grow up that you're meant to, oh, Christ, no. Like, so at the moment, Sydney Sweeney. I don't like paying for it. You can just go to Waffle House. Sydney Sweeney is doing that movie where she's a boxer, and it's like, you don't want those big boobs being punched. Do you want them strapped? Like, that's my big concern.

Her boobs will get punched. Yeah, it turns out, Sydney Sweeney as a fat and unattractive boxer didn't do well at the box office. Like, if you wanted to hang it from the roof and user is the speedbag, that's a different thing. Now, I get the back away from you. That's fucked up, man. Right, we have to get through a couple more stories. I will say this about Skankfest also.

Yeah. I've never seen anything like that, by the way, like a comedy festival. It was a comedy festival that wasn't run by, you know, your type of Melbourne Comedy Festival types. It's the inverse of that. Right. It felt like a little bit like a WW-type audience. Yeah. I didn't do very well.

There's got to be a happy medium. Yeah. I'm not, I have to have ass-lapping competitions and fucking roasts of people where they're called, you know, homophobic slurs or those, that. and then the other extreme is everyone's trans and everyone's part of the spectrum and everyone's fucking, you know, we have to deal with everyone's sensibilities all the time. Can't there just be a festival where we have clean comics and dirty comics and all the comics that's what I think just for laughs do that well, just for laughs was the festival that had a dirty show with that show, something for everyone.

We're meant to be entertaining folks. Well, it's interesting because I'm, sometimes I'm like, I'm too dark for, you know, your establishment festivals like Melbourne International Comedy Festival. I'm a bit like, that's too PC for me. But then when I was at the naked roast and people are nude and making fun of each other's genitals, I was also the comedian in the crowd is like this. I was clutching pearls like no one's business. Like, oh, that's awful. No one goes where I'm not offensive. Well, that's what happened to me.

I was like, I'm used to playing in hipster rooms where I'm the edgy one. And then this time, I was like, what do you think of this? And they're like, what do you mean? What do I think of this? Like, have you seen what's just happened for the last five hours? You've got nothing that could possibly offend us. And I went, oh, yeah, this is, it's like you've lost all power. And like at that festival, can you do just a clean five if you feel like it?

Yeah. What you've got to be is fun. And I was struggling with that, I guess. They're very good comics that that's going first. There's a lot of great comedians at that festival. So last couple stories before we go, we've done the sniper tourists where we barely spoke about that, but that's awful, and I'm sure that'll come out. Kim Jong-un has bought the rights to the Premier League.

Oh, that's good that they start to see the Premier League. That'll be fun for them. They're not doing it live. They're cutting the games from 90 minutes to 60 because they have to edit out any of the Korean players from South Korea in the league. because they can't have Hung Minson, even though he's not in the Premier League anymore, but for example,

Hung Minson scoring goals, they have to cut around that. Right, so would there just be, you wouldn't see the goal? You just come back to the ad break and it'll be like, they're one up.

They're one up. No, it's like, where's the highlights? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. And there can be no Samsung ads? They could put a North Korean in there?

You think they, yeah, there was, like, a white nationalist TV station that bought the NBA. The balls just... I know this is a little bit off, but, like, this World Cup is going to be a fucking banger. I can just sense it in me waters. Like, it's going to be so good. So Ireland's going to make it in.

That's always good at all. Maybe. They're in the playoffs. But for America, if the Irish are in there, that changes the game. Scotland. Scotland haven't been in in 30 fucking years, mate. Croatia again. hacking, hiltz and all that type of stuff.

Australia is in New Zealand, I think,'s coming back. They're all going to be there. Yeah, New Zealand. All the big football powers. Yeah, it's got to be great, except for the fact that America's going to charge you with two and a half grand to sit in the boonies, but yeah. It is going to be expensive.

Well, they're bringing in a law now here in Britain where they're getting rid of touts, like they're really locking down. You can't resell tickets for more than they're worth. So if you have to get rid of a ticket, you have to sell it for the face value on all the web pages. Or you can't transfer it with digital. So Britain, after what's happened with Oasis, the UK is getting rid of touts or scalpers, as I still call them. So I'm just reading a little bit more of this story. So Brentford's Kim Jun Su is cut out of the game and so is the Wolfstar Huanghi Chan

will vanish from North Korean broadcast overall. tech such as... There's a guy called Wanky Chan. His name is Huanghi Chan. Huanghii, Wanghi, Wanghi, Wanghi Chan. And then they have to change all the sponsors for companies that they don't agree with,

and then the game gets to go. And I mean, there's nothing funnier than autocracies with cult of personality. I'm currently reading this book called Coba the Dred about Stalin by Martin Amos. And there's a chapter in there about the peak of Stalinism where he would give us

speech, right, and it would be recorded. And the speech lasted for seven reels on recording tape. But eight reels had to be used because one whole reel was for applause at the end of the speech. Because once the applause began, no one wanted to be the first stop applauding. And there were instances where he would give his talk to the cabinet or with all the commissars, right? And then they would clap. And it would go for 20 minutes while he's standing there. And eventually someone old was like, okay, I think we're good and stopped and that person was taken to the gulag and executed.

This is, okay, so I've had a, been in a lot of theaters, I've seen a lot of people clapping. I've been to shows, I've been the show, and I've been part of, you know, group shows and I'm type of up. And then whenever I hear, like,

at Sundance or at the palm door, the rock stood up and got a 15 minute standing ovation, I need to see one of these. This seems very excessive. Yeah, this is the, it's like the arts version of some Stalinist era thing where the producers are there who have made the movie.

And so everyone in the business is like, I can't be the first to stop clapping this okay film. You know when you're at a concert and you're like, everyone stands up in the first three songs and then you look around like, come on, we can't have a sit now, can't we? This one's not much. What's the longest you think you've actually clapped at something without it being a performative thing to do?

I don't think that I've clapped for more than a minute. And even then, I'd be dubious that I can't remember the time I clap for a minute. It hurts your hands after a while. It's smacking your hands together to make sound. I always thought that's weird about the deaf community. Because they can't hear the claps, all the people do this, right? like that's for the deaf people that's deaf clapping so that they can see it but they can also see clapping just in the normal clapping well they did this in universities at the peak of

woke i remember a lot of universities said no clapping because it triggers people because of the loud noises and so the jazz hands were brought in because it was considered to be softer for people that had sensitivities i want to have applause you want to hear applause and cheering i always find it weird when i finish one of my shows and sometimes you've you say thank you everyone good night and sometimes you get a standing ovation

right always makes you feel good you wave at the crowd and all the people stand up clapping and you're like I've done good work today and then other times you do a really good show and they don't give you a standing ovation they just sit there clapping and I always think to myself

but you have to leave why don't you just stand up have you ever got one from an Australian audience though? No no Australians don't They don't, Australians don't give them out. You have to fucking, you have to have done something really extraordinary in Australia.

You have to have fucking died in war or some shit. That's the other, but, uh, fucking, uh, uh, you know what I mean? Like, you have to get up anyway. You're forcefully not standing up. You're making this an option. Yeah, well, hey, they make you earn it, man. They make you earn it. And I don't, like, the one where you have the standing ovation coming out, I don't

need one coming up but often you'll get one where maybe five people in the front row stand up thinking that everyone behind them stood up like nah just you hey the worst one is standing ovation coming on and not getting one coming off because they're like we're so excited to i've had that when you when you become a famous or popular or whatever the word you want to use comedian um the the only thing that you could hope for is that the round of applause is as big as when you came on. If it's more diminished, you haven't done your job. You have to get the same level of applause as when you came on.

Because they're so excited to see it. I'm currently working on just getting a seated ovation. Just an ovation would be nice. I'm working up to ovation. In fact, I'm working on having everyone who bought a ticket staying seated throughout the length of the show. Yeah, I'm working. on not getting violently angry

every time I see something put their drink on the side of the stage. That's my... Now people will know to do it, but I fucking... Yeah, I got a standing ovation other night at different intervals. People stood up and left

throughout the show, which I call. They'd been so satisfied 10 minutes in that they stood and they left. Now that's killing. My fans are funny because a lot of my fans go to the bathroom and like if you're in a comedy club, they always hunched down and they try to tiptoe out when you're not watching.

my fans stand up with a bit of what are you going to do about it just hoping that you're going to argue with them we can move to the next story which is and I like this one oh that's good that's good all right that's the one I can get away with AI photo tools are being used to get refunds on Uber Eats to the point where it's becoming a major problem

so have you ever complained to Uber Eats that the food was dog shit yeah or the pizzas all push to one side or they've dropped it or something like that. I have done that and they give you some money back. So here's the... I seriously, I don't know if on the last person on earth in the free world. I haven't used AI, not one fucking bit. I haven't used it to ask a question.

I haven't used... I haven't used Siri or Alexa or any of those early ones. I'm fucking... I'm going to hold out. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I've come this far. Do you use the one that you talk to?

No, because, I mean, it's going to unsubing... seat all of humanity. I don't particularly want to train the thing that, do you know what, using AI is? Using AI is you training the new person that's about to take your job. You ever worked at a company and they go, you'll be training this new employee and you go, I'm training a person who's going to get me fired. That's what working with AI is. It used to be that the only true sentence that we could prove for sure in this world was, I think, therefore I am. And now that sentence doesn't mean because there's things that can think and they are not.

Yeah. We've lost that one universal truth. Am I crazy? Do I exist? Am I in a mental home? At least because I'm thinking I know I exist. Well, I watched a bunch of, I mean,

let's go aside from all the jobs that will be taken, and there will be no point of this in history that will match human beings losing. If they take away all the jobs, and we just get a universal income, fucking bring it on, equal playing field, let's fucking go.

Like, if you're going to do the right thing. I think they're doing that. I think we're on a road back to surfdom again. Janice Verifarikas's book, Technofutilism is good at that where we are just going to become digital serfs. Horrible. But right now, people are using it to scam the big companies.

This is what this article says. People are using AI image editors. So you take a picture of a burger that's normal. Then you cut the burger in half. You take a photo of that. And then the AI makes it look completely uncooked. Or it could put like a maggot in your nachos or something. And then people,

sending it to Uber Eats and they're getting a massive credit like we were so sorry about this please don't write a bad review here's a hundred dollar meal credit right but you can't do it too often they'll figure you out and you don't want to do it with like pizza hut you want to do it with a fancy sushi restaurant or something that you spend a bit of coin on so you get to get the maximum refund you wouldn't go I found a magazine a big Mac give me five pounds five dollars you do it on you do it on a nobu order that you can't afford yeah yeah you do it when you can't afford and then you go

I've never expected something so bad to happen from a restaurant because you know McDonald's be like like I had a maggot in my Big Mac ooh someone's lucky

someone got something extra yeah they got sorry we'll bill you the 50 cents we once got some McDonald's that was so horrendously bad like it wasn't even put together right like the meat was on top of the bun and it was just fucking

like they'd thrown all the ingredients into the tray and Forrest actually wrote them a letter like hey here's the photos here's the McDonald's it was all cold it wasn't the right order it wasn't this it wasn't that and we got a letter back from McDonald's oh well I complained in New Orleans I ordered like fried chicken late at night here's what I is what I ordered three piece feed with gravy mash and a biscuit Here's what arrived.

Two chicken wings in a box. Nothing else. So I wrote back, hey, some of the items were missing. There was no gravy. There was one piece of chicken missing and a biscuit. And they gave me a $2 credit. I would have been, if they just said, sorry, things happen, I would have just left it at that at the night.

My God, at 3.30 a.m. I wrote an essay about how can chicken be enjoyed? without the wonders of the gravy and then the biscuit and, you know, that $2, like, what is $2? You're telling me that a biscuit gravy, that's the enjoyment of the fucking meal. You've got to squeaky wheel this thing. You've got to keep pushing them and pushing them. Hey, how's your pies going?

Have you got your pies yet? The pies are gone. They're not there, and my order is not going to happen. So I'm going to have to order a fresh batch of pies. And I would like to get it. Is the pie, is you giving you the money? back? I don't, no, they have, I haven't got the refund yet, but I will do that.

You can take a store credit. Just say, I'll take a store credit. I'll give it to you right away. True classic t-shirts. I also had a big order of those, and they apparently have been impacted also. So I've been severely hit by the Kentucky crash, and I'll accept your well-wishers. The people at Skanefest come up and talk to you, they're sorry for your loss. I did have one guy came out to me at Skangfest and goes,

Gide pie lover. Gatay pie lover. Okay, get a couple of pie addicts. And just remember this, just remember this when we sign off. The other day there was a raid by federal police in Latvia and one man's apartment complex. And in there he had a subset of computers set up where he had 50 million accounts trolling, probably working for governments of Russia or whoever else is paying him, to be a troll. bot farm, 50 million accounts on social media.

And so as I go to sleep now and I can get all these comments telling me that I'm awful, I'll just say, it's just a man in Latvia. No, they shut him down. My new coping mechanism. I choose to believe that all haters are autistic Latvians and all people that love me are Australian, British and American men who have good taste. There was a person who was making a lot of comments. underneath a lot of my stuff.

And then when Instagram bought in the, you delete one account, you block one account, you block all their accounts. My life got substantially better when that day happened because it was one bloke

doing a lot of the work. Yeah. Do you think that's good, do you think, like, other than the fact that you're sowing the seat of the,

you know, civil war, do you think that's a good job? Jack, you can turn your mic on for this. This is something I can see you doing part type because you're good at tech.

If I paid you $1,000 a day, How's Jack good at tech? Jack's just a normal young person. He plays electric guitar and wears a cowboy hat. I plug in the guitar. Yeah, if I paid you $500 a day and you had unlimited social media accounts,

which you just go trolling people and being like pro-Trump, pro-putin or like pro-communism, pro this, pro that, just writing comments. How much money would you need to do that for a living? Oh, I don't know. That sounds hard. horrible. I have no idea. I hate comments.

Yeah, but I just think, it's probably, I don't know if there's an agency for that, but I should really reach out to UTA and see if I think. There are. Major labels do it. There is. There's label. Oh, hold on, Jim. Labels do it. You're saying what, like record labels, pay. Major labels make thousands of, like, fake fan accounts to break songs. Oh, they did positive ones.

Yeah. now I can't believe the positive ones without leaving comments they're making accounts they're making accounts to play like the new Sabrina Carpenter song to try to break into the algorithm Jim Jeffries lover isn't a real dude

I'm so sorry that's Warner Brothers Imagine how funny that would be where one person like they do both they're paid to do nasty comments by the Russian government but also paid by Warner Brothers to promote Taylor Swift and they forget their accounts and it's like Swifty number one

is like Vladimir Putin is stopping the end of Christianity all hell Putin reconstitute the Soviet Union like man that's swifty that girl's she's really enjoying her time on RT Reddit all right well I think that's what

we're up to right now and I enjoy that way hey Jack yeah it's probably due a plug for stuff that you've got gone on we keep plugging us don't have you got any songs coming out that people can go and listen. Well, when this comes out, we'll have a new song out called Put It on Credit.

I don't endorse that message, and neither does Dave Ramsey. Put it on credit. It's a Christmas song. I'm going to advertise some gigs in the intro, we're about to record. But I got some things. I got some things to advertise. I got some gigs coming up. All right.

Ladies and gentlemen, that's what's happening at this moment. good night jack you can go back to sleep mate jack had to get up at six in the morning to do this podcast because i'm in the ukay you're a very good boy and he must have to get up at nine o'clock it's fucking the crack of dawn when you've been at skank fest all fucking week you know fucking well done you yeah good night everyone see you pie lovers You know, Oh,