I Don't Know About That - ATM: Episode 41 - Bonnie Blue's in Prison!

Episode Date: December 10, 2025

At this moment, Jim and Amos are outraged that Bonnie Blue is in prison. They also reminisce on the recent tour and also have a lot of tech issues. Sorry! Jim's new special "Two Limb Policy" is out now on Netflix! SOCIALS: Jim Jefferies Website: ⁠https://www.jimjefferies.com⁠ IG: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/jimjefferies⁠ FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/JimJefferies⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/jimjefferies⁠   Amos Gill IG: @abitofamosgill FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/AmosGillComedy/⁠   Theme Song: "Rein It In Cowboy" by the Doohickeys

Hello, everybody. Welcome to At This Moment with Jim Jeffries and me, Amoske. We are in a hotel room in Prague, continuing the European tour. The only place left to see Jim is Dublin. Dublin, still tickets available for Dublin. He's also got shows in New York. Jim Jeffries.com. You've got New York, Boston. Are you doing the Boston show with me as well? I'm not doing that. I'm going to be at the Adelaide Fringe. I have a show in Amsterdam, an extra show coming up on the 12th of December. Plus, I'm adding my own European dates. I'm going to Denver again at Amoskill. Com, but Jim. And I don't, before I say, it makes a banging Christmas gift tickets. If someone in your life that you love, that it's hard to buy for, experiences. If they don't want stuff, buy them an experience, getting tickets to the show. What are we talking about? It's also a good selfish gift as well, because you're sort of buying yourself.

You get to go as well. And then, buy him a meet and greet, and then it's like a real big gift, easy done. On today's episode, we talk about Bonnie Blue. What? We bring up her again. I can't believe if she made her way back. into our consciousness but she may be going away for more than 15 years to prison we'll cover this story we also discussed on the show that's like that's like when that's like when

Muhammad Ali couldn't box for all those years it's going to be a prime year missing years she'll come back out oh boys body blue's still trying to do it when she's 52 who wants it so we we can't stop talking about money glue obviously as well as circumstances She's going to go to other countries. Who ate all the ties? Female or male circumcisions, we do discuss one of those topics. Very different vibes. Yeah, yeah.

The tone of both of those. Amongst a myriad of other topics, enjoy at this moment with many, many errors that Jack will make in the editing. Why don't you count how many there are in the YouTube comments and look at your prize? Bye-bye. Hello, everyone. We're together again. We're actually in the fabulous view of pride.

We are another couch, another Eastern European city in a fine hotel room with Petty Ford has been brought to you. I tell you, I tell you, Prague is one of the world's great bangers. It's still, like, beautiful and all that type of stuff, but it just isn't covered in cunts trying to rip you off. The taxi drivers are fair. There isn't people just trying to hustle you into building. It's a beautiful city, cobblestones, the churches, the bridge, Christmas markets. Legalised weed. You do think about a car coming and knocking you out somewhat on a Christmas market.

stroll. Yeah, they haven't put up the concrete pylons to the extent that I would have wished. I don't want to give any terrorists any ideas. Well, you could say Eastern Europe do have the biggest concrete pylons. It's called a harsh immigration policy. And just a woman with a scarf around their heads. A bubba. Yeah.

An angry bubba. And by the way, all Eastern European airports, sexy TSA workers. Yes. The airport employees, but mean, dominatrix types. They're nasty women with great bodies who want to just, you'll come over here. Take your laptop out. We told you no liquids. Oh, no, would change that, Laura?

Okay. Like, let's be honest, the TSA outfits in Eastern Europe, I don't believe that they even make them in that size for America. I've never, because out of all outfits, out of all official uniforms that involve a badge, because you can't have police officers that big. You definitely don't have firefighters that think Right? But the TSA

TSA, they're doing big and tall But like all of them are like good looking They're all like models The men and women Yeah They just I think they just sort of go back there And confiscate booze

And then have parties afterwards And fuck each other It's all comes down to the one bloke Who's hiring That's what every company needs You need one bloke who's got an agenda And that's how you get the good sorts in there Do you mean Harvey Weinstein?

Yeah, the Harvey Weinstein of hiring He made good movies. Put a lot of hoddies on the year. You can't say he didn't make good films. So. I was also going to say, I had a great moment. So every time Jim gets these hotels,

they're very excited to have you here. Because our tour manager would be like, you know, Jim Jeffries is coming. Well, in saying that he gives the staff free tickets. They give us upgrades and things like that. But I had a great moment in Istanbul where it was like a two-hour drive from the airport. And for the last hour, Jim was like this. How long?

I've got a shit. I've got a shit really bad. I've got a shit really bad. And the moment the doors opened, your ass started to pucker. It was a squirting shit. And there was all of the staff of this fine hotel waiting. And they gave you that thing like, excuse me, Mr. Jeffries, I'd love to show you everything that your room has.

May I walk you through your room? Okay, so you didn't hear everything. Okay. First of all, you're coming to a hotel in Istanbul. It's not just a straight walk-in. It's like going through airport security. You have to put your bag through a cell. sensor every time you enter the hotel.

And we're talking handbags or anything, right? Your car has, they have that mirror on a stick. They mirror on a stick. Mirror on a stick is a fucking scary way to start a vacation. But also, if, if you're a terrorist that hasn't covered mirror on a stick, oh no, mirror on a stick, abort! Yeah, like, just put the bomb underneath the floor mats in the front. Why does it have to be stuck directly under, right?

Put it under the hood. They never pop the hood. You can have a thing, but mirror on stick. mirror on stick we've got everything covered mirror is on stick it's also good for when ladies steps out to a vehicle oh female driver from the bus when you meet a woman in burke this is sometimes the only way you can get a good look mirror on stick i call it the burker buster hey that's a penis you got me again anyway so so we coming in the hotel i've been like it it was a maybe a two hour drive from the hotel it's like they have their central hotel airport which is a big massive one

one of the biggest airports in the world in Istanbul then they have their outside one the Gatwick to the Heathrow you know what I mean and we were at the Gatwick version the drive-in was meant to be 90 minutes it took two hours and I was feeling a bit sick and I was on okay by the way we're in Bulgaria

the day before was it book arrest no we're in Scopia Scorpia then it's Bucharest Bookrest the day before that Bookerest is Bulgaria No booker Jesus Which one was which? Romania, Brooklyn

Romania's Bucharest. Skopje, North Macedonia, or as the locals would say, Macedonia. Yeah. Do you know how many times I said that? So what's it like living in North Macedonia, the taxi driver? Please, don't say North Macedonia. We are Macedonia. I don't give a fuck.

Alexander the Great Territory. Oh, it's like whenever you're in, you're in Kansas City, Missouri, and you go, it's great to be here in Kansas. Missouri! Yeah. This city's called Kansas City. Like, I can say Kansas. Amazing.

You were sick, but we went and got, so Jim, Jim's ill, which means I'm going to be ill. Yes. So we went and got some cold and flu medication. And let me say Eastern European cold and flu medication. Pure speed. Yeah, oh yeah. Just speed. It's like, do you remember when before they used to have Sudafed, the real, like,

Sudafed Extra, and it wasn't behind the counter, and you could just get it in the shop until all the, the ice, what is it, what's the crystal meth people, all the smurfs would come in and melt down the pseudo aphedron or whatever and uh no in bulgaria or in macedonia which one would do i think we picked it up in in macedonia in macedonia in macedonia they've got the good shit i'm i'm keeping it just for not for when i'm sick next just for when i want to party at home on this drive to the uh Istanbul airport i said to you because i was like i need some i was doing the Hitler at the Munich Games tweak. Yeah?

I had that rock going like, and we're in traffic, and I was like this, how long? I've still got a tray of it. How long till we get there? But as with cocaine or ecstasy or any drugs, it started giving me the squirts, right? So I was on this really strong medication, and I had to squirt out of my ass. We get there, we have to put our bags on. Now, I've talked about this at length in my stand-up. Your asshole knows what it's near a toilet.

It's very knowledgeable. It's like a Pavlovian dog when I enter a hotel. It's like, we made it, let's go. And I started doing that thing. And the lady was like this, hello, Mr. Jeffrey, so happy to be here. First of all, just if you could sign this thing. And our staff would like to meet.

And these other staff were coming up to shake my hand. And I said to her, you were back at the metal detector. And I said, I need to shit. We heard it from the band. I said, I need to shit. I need to shit right away. Can I please just, if she was holding my key? Yes, sir.

but I will take you up and I will show you the room like this, right? She brings me up. Because she'd been told because it's a nice hotel. You have to show the guests how an elevator works. Yeah. First of all, you put the key under the thing. Right, great, great, great, great. You, we have put you on the top floor.

Oh, good! And only for you. And there's three doors of security, so you feel very private in here. And then you have the big corner suite because you were so generous to us give us the ticket. Okay, okay. Would you like me to take the bag? Now, I've got opinions on bags, right?

If you've got a suitcase, you start off with your suitcase in your attic or in your basement or at the side of your garage and you wheel it into your house and you take it upstairs and you put bloody things in there, then you drag it down, then you take it to the airport, you put it onto the thing, it goes through the scanner, all this type of stuff. Right. Then even that hotel, then, then you get to the hotel, you have to put it in the scanner yourself, then it scans through. and then someone offers to roll it against them on a marble floor right they want to roll it 200 meters and then get a tip i've done all the hard work mate i just got it out of the trunk of

a fucking car that's like someone someone's done all the cooking and then they bring the plate to the table you go oh thanks for that yeah thanks for that yeah yeah and everyone goes great meal you've cooked you go fucking yeah yeah it's it's like it's like you're having a threason one woman's wanking you off another one just flicks your dick at the end as you're coming it's a team effort right So I get up into the room and she goes, let me show you the features of the room. The features of the room? Bed.

The features of the room. It's got light switches, has it? But it's always the nicest hotels where they give you a room to it, which is always, everyone's like, when you get to a hotel room, you're either going to shit immediately or have a wank. What you don't need is some closet and homosexual, and in this case, openly homosexual man for me, be like, let me show you how the curtains work. Well, we're in a Mandarin Orient right now. And the guy who showed me in the room, I didn't need to shit in this hotel. But this hotel is lovely,

one of those oriental mandarines. Mandarin Oriental? Mandarin Oriental. Because it's like we have like little tassels on our door instead of a do not disturb. We have the red one means stay away. So this guy comes in and I had a little towered thing like I was having a British English tea,

right, towered of little pastries and macaroons and stuff like that. And there is your room and here is a thing and your tiles are over here. And look what we have put for you there. Yum, yum, yum. Yum, yum. And the Christmas markets, you will take part tonight? You will enjoy just walk around and enjoy the city and have a good.

Well, you get, I didn't. But it's funny because, like, nice hotels, they always do that. Where you really need help is, when I say it, like, a Best Western in the Midwest, where you really do need to be told, yeah, the shower doesn't work. You actually have to, like, smack the, you have to smack the handle anti-clockwise. It's got to be really hot or really cold. We don't know what day it is. That's where you need.

What you need is the staff to open the door and go, sorry about this. Yeah. I'd sleep in my underwear if I was you. Like when there's just the smell in the European hotels, pure cigarettes. Oh, yeah. And there's like pubs in the bed. Still smell of cigarettes. But, you know, travel is hard and that can only be represented now by our favorite topic, Amos.

Oh, you're ready to get straight into the news. We have two people we like to talk about. most on this podcast. Someone wrote a review of the podcast, and what was the review? They said, this show might as well be called the Greta Thumburg and Bonnie Blue Hour. Yes, that's what it is. We love them both.

Two sides of the same coin. Yeah, one's a miserable cunt, and the other one's just in jail right now. They both get imprisoned for doing different things, but they're freedom fighters. They fight for freedom. So Bonnie Blue has gone down to Bali, Indonesia

a Muslim country biggest Muslim country in the world one of yeah it's a huge one of those Asian countries that has a surprisingly enormous population I think it's like 200 and something million people it is an enormous But Bonnie didn't grow up in Australia

so she didn't grow up with the Bali nine Now she has said before She said before that The worst fucks that she had When she fucked the thousand men So she would know who a good fuck is Is Australians on schoolies Right

why on earth Bonnie if you didn't enjoy fucking Australian men on the schoolies which is spring break yeah um hi this is Jack your editor Amos's phone just fell off the couch and unplug the microphones um not sure how long it took them to realize it

but they cut and here is the podcast continued in a random part of the conversation so Australians at their worst she's gone there she's got a bang bus with the bang bus company I always thought she was a lone ranger she's got a sponsor now does she I think it was Bainbus the actual company. So you've got a corporate deal, okay.

So this is what it says. Body Blue, likely to be deported with Bali, or face 15 years in an Indonesian prison. Because people think of Bali as his party hotspot, right? It is. Because it's Buddhist. However, that is just the island of Bali. The rest of Indonesia is a devout Muslim nation.

In fact, they were going to ban non-married couples staying in hotel rooms in Indonesia. And the people... And if you got caught fucking in Indonesia and you weren't married that was going to be a prisonable offence. And then Bali went, come on, we're for tourists and young people partying and stuff like that. And they went, well, just don't take the fucking piss, right?

So there is a law there that you can get done in Indonesia just for fucking your girlfriend. It'd be like if Disneyland said no obesity. Exactly. The bottom line hurt. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, the mobility scooters are just for people, missing their legs.

So you can be arrested there for fucking your girlfriend. But it's been, everyone's gone, it's just for the locals. If the locals, so they don't want local Indonesians not being married and fucking, right? And they said, the tourists, we're going to leave them alone. But with every law, don't take the piss. Yeah, so we grew up with these drug cases. So there was Bali nine, they were smuggling some ecstasy or something. Then there was Chappelle Corby, look that up, if you're not.

Not an Aussie. Was she the one with the boogie board filled with marijuana? She had a boogie board full of marijuana and spent years and years in jail. Now, the Barley and I got executed. Yeah. Sheppel Corby did 15 years and then managed to get out of there and be on like dancing with the stars Australia or something. and gang bang always assumes there's going to be five to six

three to five men three to six men she's crowd banged it's no longer it's no longer a gang because I can't believe that all the people banging out would know each other

a gang involves a group of men that are in a gang a gang would suggest everyone knows each other yes these are strangers maybe they have a handshake or something this is just random crowd bang they are described their faces, like many people in a gay.

So the dude's been involved in this bang. They're in some trouble as well. They're arrested as well. That phone call back to mum. Like, we've all had it. Oh, I've made a bit of an error, Mum. There's been something wrong. You've got to have to pick me off.

Yeah, what's happened? Well, you know when I said I needed that ski mask to go to Bali? Yeah, I told you it was too hot for that. Well, yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. And it was too hot. It bloody, it was too hot. If I had me time over, I wouldn't have taken it.

Because I've gotten a bit of trouble, Mum. So here's where it says, police in Bali have arrested Bonnie Blue and 17 male tourists, 15 of which are Australians who have since been released on suspicion of breaching Indonesia's anti-pornography law. If prosecuted and found guilty under the law, Blue, whose real name is Tia Billinger and who gained fame for having sex with a thousand and 557 men in 12 hours in a documentary. The British love tea, don't they? faces up to 15 years imprisonment and fines of up to 6 billion rupees,

approximately 541,000 Australian, which is the maximum penalty. She can afford that. There's no problem. She can pay it. I suspect she'll be able to pay her way out. Here we go. The Balinese, you know when you do like a drug bust? The police put something on the table?

Apparently Bali police on the local news have put out a table which includes items such as video cameras, mountains of contraceptives, erectile drugs, a small blue yute with the words Bonnie Blue Bangbus and we'll put this into court as evidence of pornography All right, here we go,

erectile drugs if you're a young man and you have to take a blue pill to fuck a pornster you're not ready, mate. You're not ready. You can't be coming in with your blue pills

thinking you're a big tough guy going to fuck a girl on a bus and you can't get a stiffy. We've said this before. Nothing says the fall of masculinity like Viagra being targeted in sales to men under 25. Yeah.

Also, not just targeted in sales by men under 25, but smoking hot girls advertising it. Hey, do you need to get hired? Not with you. Could you imagine? Not with you. Young men, when they start fucking women in their 50s and 60s, forget about it.

It's got to need to be for elephants. I don't need it. You man of Seattle. I'm good to go. I'm good to go. I'm old school. Every now and again, Amos, every now and again, just to prove I can.

I'll wank off to a just a playboy picture Oh you throw that into the Just to see if you've still got it Just to see if I still got it Yeah Not all the time Like an old Hardy Clume Sports Illustrated

Yeah just yeah I see what little I can masturbate to That's good It is just to see what my benchmark To reset the palette Yeah I'm not completely ruined Look you can't do it after watching some I throw Maggie Thatcher in there

occasionally just to see if I can really appreciate the female form it's many different shapes, sizes and appearances. That should be a game to find out what's the least attractive-looking woman because that actually makes you more straight. If a woman has to be, because it means you get turned on by all women.

Yes. I sometimes masturbate to women who have made nasty comments about me, about me being a misogynist. Just to show that I like you too. I'm for everyone. Everybody, you don't have to think about it right now, do DM us, play this game through the week.

And ladies. And ladies, too, with a man. Ladies, I set this challenge for you as well. I set this challenge for you. If you find me offensive and nasty and cruel and you hate my comedy, you hate his comedy, see if you can flick your bean off to us and come. On Jim Jeffery's new Channel 7 game show,

How heterosexual are you? We've got 10 blokes and 10 women jerking off to the ugly people of the opposite sex. First one to come is a real heterosexual. It's like deal or no deal. We're going to open up this box and see what's in it. Oh, we've got a call from the wanker. Hello.

Oh, yes, she is playing a good game. She is. That's an amazing game. Whatever case you get, that's the picture. Inside is a picture of someone from the other sex and you have to come. To whoever it is. I got Miriam Margulies. Oh, that's a tough one.

Oh, that's a toughie. I've got a Siamese twin. Which one? The left. Oh, no. Case 36, who is it? It's your own mother. Oh, come on now.

That's Smeave. Can she put a bag over her head? That's a cat, dude. Bonnie Blue, feel free to take that game. Gizz or No, Channel 7, Jim Jeffries and Bonnie Blue. So point being, so she could like this, and we, This will go into what we were talking about in Istanbul. We have a friend who's in Istanbul who's arrested for shoplifting.

Well, I don't know. She's your friend. My friend. I know from the comedy scene. Shout out to Keros. She shoplifted from Zara. Went back into the store after taking the items. And when I took these, I need to pay for them now.

They arrested her. She's being in Istanbul for 153 days. Now Keras has neck tattoos, blonde woman, neck tats, Larry type person. And I believe that her neck tattoo. in this Islamic country doesn't help the cause and I said to her

when we saw in Istanbul put us sorry about the technical difficulties we had an overheated phone I was using a phone to run two microphones and we weren't talking

what's the name of your friend again the comedian I was the name of a friend I am my mate Keros so Keros Keros is a neck tattoo she has to go in you've told her to put on a

hijab or something okay so here's what's happened I like you Keros but you're in a Muslim country you've done fucked up. You've got to take a lesson from a woman called Michelle Leslie. And also,

she said she left and stole the dress and then went back to pay for it. She only went back to pay for it because the alarm went off because the tag was still on the dress. Listen, all I'm going to say... We all make mistakes. I'm not here to fucking...

All I'll say is this. Michelle Leslie was an Aussie woman who got caught with Eckies in Bali. Yes. Eckys is short for ecstasy for most of the people who don't do things like this. I love it when people who take drugs just say,

So what happened was is she decided the moment she got into a Balinese prison to put on the burqa and the sari or the hijab or whatever it was. Oh, all day. Okay. And she immediately was a Muslim. If I was put into a Muslim prison, I would be wearing the pajamas because I want to wear them anyway. They just look so comfortable. Oh, the silk pyjamas? Oh, just the big flowy white thing. I wouldn't do the hat, maybe towards the end with the van, but I'd put on the silk pajamas, yeah.

And it'd be nice to have a reason to get up when the call to prayer starts. It gets your day going. Breaks up the day. You know, I do this before that, I do that afterwards. Your asshole would know as well, after I pray I have a shit, keeps you regular. Also, a lot of Western women are already doing Pilates on the mat. So praying on the mat is...

Is it recording? Yeah. As I was saying, she goes in... She's got a neck tattoo. It's a fairly aggressive neck tattoo. And neck tattoos have never helped anyone. There's never been a situation in society where someone's like this.

You know, I was done. for till someone saw me neck tattoo. The judge said, that neck tattoo of yours has certainly given me course for paws and... I can see that you've written your son's name underneath your ear. I would never throw a loving father. You were clearly a good father.

Clearly a good father. And what is there that sort of thing that goes that way, that way, that way, that way? It's like a cartoon legs running around a soap. That's a swash sticker. Oh, a political person as well. Well, at least you read the papers. Not enough people read the papers these days.

So you're going to get off. Dude, that's a bad lawyer. All right, so the thing you're going to have to do in this court case is let's get your neck tattooed and face tattooed with your kids' names. The judge will love that. It went against us. Yeah. Yeah. So I see you have your child's name on your thing with a picture of the child.

child on your neck. They don't have any kids. That's a kid down the road. Oh. Interested in your community. So she's got the neck tat and I was saying to her like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, when it comes to the trial, like, I guess you've got to be conciliatory about, sorry I did this or whatever.

And you're just straight in there like, well, the neck tattoo hasn't helped you. Because you don't know. You're like that. Neck tattoos fucked you up. Yeah, you can't be doing that. Because you hate tattoos at the best of times. I was close when I was young and I'm so glad I never did. We have a few things we bombed on that we have similar childhoods, overbearing mothers,

we both not into tattoos, our fathers like John Williamson, right, who sings True Bloom and a song called Raining on the Rock, but that's a whole other episode. But look, here's the thing. When I was working at a law firm, did you know one of the first things they'll do for you when you have a serious trial is send you to a stylist and they'll match you up with ways that your hair should look, what clothes are to soften them like the menendez brothers wore those jumpers to make them look like they're more preppy and innocent.

So if you are caught like my friend in Istanbul, do not go like, oh, how the fuck can they treat me like this? These laws are not up to standard with the modern world. You've got to go into Muslim hardcore. So Bonnie Blue, I think the only way to say to her service is Bonnie has to go Muslim.

Oh, so your friend in the time she's been in Istanbul has had her tits and teeth done. I think that's worth mentioning. She's like, so let's not worry, she's not struggling. Well, she's pumping money into the economy. Well, look, plastic surgery. You leave Istanbul airport. It is just fucking hair transplant, hair transcent, and women

with their nose is done. So many nose surgeries, it must be really a quarter of the price to go do it in Turkey, right? So she's had a bit of work done while she's out there. It does seem like you're leaving an active war zone. There's that many fucking people with bandages on their heads. You're going to

Middle Eastern country. I had a bloke come up to me in the airport. He was like Canadian fellow. Hey, German. I'm like, good luck with the hair. He goes, well, thanks, man. You know what I mean? Like, look, I had a transplant.

It didn't really take back in the day, you know. And you didn't do it in Turkey. Well, they do it different now. You used to have all your hair out. Yeah. Right? And they do it in between. Now they sort of do it.

They shave it. Look, I did it 13 years ago. I'm sure it's a lot better now. And I didn't keep the tablets up as much as I'd like because I don't want to take the blue tablet very proud of the erections so anyway my point being bonnie is stuck in a prison so what would you say if Bonnie blue was given 15 years yeah love it and she came out and was like i've been a real whore but i've found out that this bloke called marmad yeah and Allah he actually loves me i don't need all these men i only need one man and it's the prophet yeah so i'm

Muslim now. Well, I think she should do that but I also think she should bring out a well she'll bring out a prison one. Someone will sneak a camera phone in there and she'll just be getting licked out all day in the women's prison or if Pony is a trooper she'll be the first person to go

trans and be moved to the mail block go yeah I was always yeah I've always thought I was a man am I yeah I've always thought it was a fucking man so I'd like to be shipped off to the men's prison. The men's prison and fuck a hell it would be quite a film

I look it would be hard the Bali 900 yeah just the 24 hour camera the amount of sleep I'd lose so what's the situation do you think

do you think she gets banned and sent home sooner it's one thing because when you think about Bonnie Blue there is an argument that she's a feminist

right women haven't wanting to be slut shame for a very long time she came along she did whatever she wanted with her body you know feminism doesn't really go further than that she's the biggest feminist we've ever had right and but you have to work within the laws of the countries that you're going to and if they don't want you to first of all did she have a work

permit this was i have to have work permits in every city i've performed in right is she paying tax is she paying the indonesian people because she earns more money than i do and she released the video? She has not released a video and not be the time. What I were... What of her fucking sucking off the police in the arresting room. What I want is her to get arrested with Greta Thunberg. There's

going to be some stage and then that's the sitcom that I want to have. It's called Greta and Bonnie and they're in a prison cell together. It's like the odd couple. So Greta came to Indonesia and she was protesting about their use of fossil fuels. I have come here because you have not been the waste that you throw in the ocean. The

recycling is null and void here. it is not even happening. I am not happening. And she gets arrested. How dare you? She gets arrested. And sent to prison at her, and Greta's prison cell mate is Bonnie Blue.

She walks in the room. Bonnie's already in there. Bonnie's already in there. Gidey, love. How are you? Bonnie's just scooping come out of a vagina into a bucket. Right?

She goes, you've got to clean it out every now and again. Oh, whack it out. Oh, oh, oh. There's a condom up there. Didn't you go even use them. She's like, that recycling girl, aren't you?

Well, you'll be happy with me. I save water. I just lick everyone clean in here. No one showers. I like you, Bonnie. I like you, because with all the calm that you're keeping, you're keeping the world's population down because the human race is a plague that is killing the planet. You're stopping people. What I do is I stop

people having families. I just get him jerking off over me because kids create more carbon emissions. So I'm really an environmentalist. Yes, I believe that the things that you do will make wives live their husbands and husbands. husbands live their wives. And so you are good for the environment. Bonnie, thank you for all you do.

Bonnie and Greta. Bonnie and Greta. The 2027 couple of the year. All right, Bonnie. I'm going off to have a shower. I'm going to lick as much binge as I can within a 24-hour basis. There goes, Bonnie, saving us water again. It would be the porno, like, Charlie Kirk moment, though, if they're like, imagine

if they executed her like they did with some of the drug smugglers. Again, that would be a hard way. The snuff film of snuffles Like we're talking about tough weights That's her Most Extreme She goes up to the guillotine Oh, I're all fools, am I?

All right Oh, cheeky Cheeky Who's trying to suffocate me Putting that nurse around my neck? Yeah Ooh Why have you brought me in here

With a bag on my head You boys are so wicked Oh, what are you going to do to me? Oh, you naughty judge. You judgment of me. So we're going to cut your head off. Your head will end up in a bucket. That is so kinky.

As long as someone fucks me neck afterwards, I'm okay. Get it on film, let's get it done. Yeah, her parents are they ever filming. Go on, Bonnie! Just quickly, before you go, sweetheart, what's the login credentials for the only friends? Yeah, imagine if the last thing she did was give away the password for free. If convicted, yeah, so basically they reckon she would end up with a $6 billion repair because it says here that she has.

They say an invisible hand guiding her to freedom. So I don't know what that means. Invisible hand guiding her freedom. So there's somebody in the government. Like someone in the government. Someone in the government who's had a thousand wanks to her has gone. But she's, why can't she just do it in Britain? Why does she have to travel to other countries?

What does she get extra out of being in the other country? Because she doesn't want to be fucking at some industrial estate. I think she's very pretty. My wife hates that I find Bonnie Brook. She's not for me. She is for me. Big grubby thing. I fucking,

she's all right, bloody Bonnie Blue. So there's the Bonnie Blue story for the year. And it is interesting that we start the podcast talking about her. By the end of the year, I mean, because that was what we always said, though. How extreme does it have to get? Because once you've done a thousand 57 and a gang bang, then it's like, let's do it in a Muslim country.

Eventually, she keeps making noise. Okay. All right. Okay. So I'm at the stage of my career where I've had sort of the same ticket sales for the last few years. My peak was maybe six, seven years ago was my peak for how many tickets I could sell and all that type of stuff. And then it goes down a little bit as you find your level. There's got to be a moment for her when she goes, all right.

All right, boys. I met at this address and four blokes are up what he does fucking guys for free yeah that's a sad day

when her mum's like that's everyone yeah yeah did you put it out on socials yeah yeah we did that

just a pile full of unused towels and there'll be some promoter can you do like a radio can you do

local radio can you do like a radio we have a girl on here you may have heard of her before a young lass from Britain

here she is body body blue how are you all right there so i believe you used to be quite the quite the star back in the day oh yeah yeah yeah so what are you doing i'm going to bang as many people as possible in the park where i live i love that you think her career mirrors yours this is a i'm not going to live in the park there's a lot of what's going on your life in my money well jim hates nothing more than local radio he's forced to sell in a small market and there's a person going crocheting Christmas is a way to bring a family together

but up next the comedian Jim Jeffries on what's still legal to say I just did some radio in Ireland which was just some of it was good was morning radio fucking how you go on people who were like you know

shock not even shock doctors just people who were up for a laugh right yeah and then you've got then you've got the okay so we're going to talk about statues around the town right now and all the different things

that can be done also floral displays can you do them yourself or do you need a florist more of that coming up but here we have which dishes at christmas require pumpkin oh jim jeffreys is here with his son of a carpenter tour blasphid me you know they're all off you right now why did you call it that and then i had one of them get into me for fucking uh i don't want to talk about it anyway carry sorry sorry for bringing it up doing him a fucking i was happy talking about

bonnie and greta the sitcom oh Why do you live the cell is so dirty all of the time? Look, I'm keeping all the condoms. We can tie them together and make a rope. Hey, how good is the banged up or locked up abroad? It's the same show. It's called Banged Up Abroad in Britain. Everywhere in the walls are called Locked Up Aboard.

If there's a Bonnie Blue episode. And, you know, the parody, banged abroad. Yeah. How good is that going to be? Yeah, gang banged up abroad. Yeah. Let me guess. Let me guess. To escape your head, something up your ass, body.

Okay, let's go to the next story. I've got my girlfriend in my head like how much body blue. How did you? Hey, hey, body. So how did you get that file? Well, there was a guard. Did you fuck him? Yeah.

How'd you know? Just a hunch. What? He was just like that, Inspector Poirot. Columbus comes in. Um, yeah. I see you have a lot of com dripping down your legs. when you came into the room it was a women's prison

so I'm going to say the cum came from a man a couple of other news stories floating around at the moment credit card balances in the United States have hit 1.23 trillion an all-time high according to ABC also US layoffs on track to exceed 2008's great financial crisis Netflix is about to buy

warners which is for 83 billion or something like that? Yeah, so the gold price enormous. It's becoming sort of monopoly entertainment and there's job layoffs like the 2018 Great Depression. So not looking good out there as we come to the end of the year. But I hear someone else put a bit in for Warners? Paramount Plus.

Paramount Plus put in a bid for Warners. Netflix and the Paramount Plus bit is bigger? It's $108 billion. $108 billion. Do you reckon there's like some of the old school companies, village road shows? we're on the market lads and what properties do you have

has anyone seen the original roadhouse what does village road show have are they Aussie Village Roadshow I don't know They are an Australian production company I had a deal with them way back Did you? Yeah me and Reist Darby

What do you reckon their revenue was Of late? I don't know I think they're gone Yeah I think they were Their last year was They haven't called me in a while Their last year was

1.3 billion All right She's not bad You know What have they got What are their big ones Village Road Show Um

I'm going to go Village Okay so what was that company Orion Remember Orion The one where the stars come in It makes a circle Zz

O-R-I-O-N I don't know them You know Orion Orian pictures Oh yeah That's now owned by Amazon Oh I'd say my Amazon

That was a big one in the 80s That would be like A movie like The Running Man A Village Roadshow had The Matrix series series, Joker, Mad Max, Happy Feet, Sherlock,

Ocean's 11, Lego movie, and Godzilla vs. King Cole. And who are they being bought out by? I don't know, hold on. I didn't know I was going to be doing research. I didn't know I was going to be doing research. Welcome back to the media acquisitions page. All right, well, it's just interesting

that that might have been. Well, Panini, right, so I collect sports cards, right? So Panini lost all their licenses this year. And so they lost everything. but soccer which now Trump is calling football. It's always

football. It's always meant to be called football. You kick a ball with a foot and Trump got up at the World Cup thing and he went I'll play football and then those homosexuals, the village people, got up and sang the YMCA. Yes. So let me just tie a knot in what you were talking about there. Yeah

with the media acquisitions we went from three companies and then it splinted into a million cable channels and then a million different internet broadcasters and now we're going to the streamers and now the streamers are buying everyone and it's going to be like Disney

Netflix, who's the other competitor? Paramount. Amazon. Disney Universal NBC. Yeah, they got Peacock. Yeah, they've got Peacock but they've also got universal. Everyone's getting bored out. Look, and him is out on

Peacock right now. If you want to watch him for free, check it out on Peacock. See old Marco. doctor he's up to no good so you brought up the World Cup so obviously we're excited for Australia versus America for its first game in Seattle ladies and gentlemen fans in Australia anyone going out to the game our plan at the moment and I'm trying to make this happen is the night before the gig in the game in Seattle the night before the game in Seattle I want to organize a gig I don't care if it's in a comedy club I don't care

where it is unless someone wants to get me to do a corporate up there, some Australian group or something like that. But we're going to go to the game. I'm going to bring my boy, Hank, and we're going to go. So by hook or by crook, I'm going. And the World Cup really does work out where your loyalties lie, because everyone will say, oh, I'll be wearing my American jersey. He's a real, you can become an American, he's a real American. That immigrant that came to that country's an American. I personally, as soon as you see the draw, you know who you are. when the game is coming I have to give it up for people that go

you can never truly become someone from another country you can become a citizen there but it's like where do your loyalties lie we all know what happens okay Australia gets knocked out and then if America Croatia playing and I support America America gets knocked out and I support England Australia gets knocked out you support Croatia

right it's all until we get all the way down to Egypt Who's your last choice country? I think fourth I start going for the Netherlands. See, New Zealand, I want to see get smashed every day. Oh, no, no, New Zealand's my last thing. That's my bottom. Yeah, yeah, no, no, you don't want New Zealand to do well.

You want that country of three million people to suffer. Then you want someone like the Farrow... Although I'm coming to New Zealand in January, see you then. Tickets on sale there. So here's Donald Trump. Auckland sold out, Christchard sold out. Wellington still tickets. Here's Donald Trump speaking.

funny in New Zealand. Speaking about the game. When you look at what has happened to football in the United States, again, soccer in the United States, we seem to never call it that because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called? I mean, this is football.

There's no question about we have to come up with another name for the other Busset. It really doesn't make sense when you think about it. It is really football. He's really, well, When you think about it, the fact that he said when you think about it about five times, like if you really put your mind to it. Well, now that I'm...

Because they can't use their hands. It is just the feet, isn't it? Yeah, it is just the feet. They should call it football except for one player in each team, and he will call it handball. Football, one guy catch. That's a great name, eh? Football, one guy hatch, use your head a little bit. Except when you throw the ball back in, it's complicated.

But when you're really... really think about it. So he also won an award. I mean, the FIFA is so corrupt. It's so funny to watch. Gianni Infantino gave him. They gave him the award for peace.

So he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize. And somehow Trump has got FIFA to create its new award where they pick a person dedicated to peace. Yes. Which is funny because it's like next year they're going to have to hand that out. And they'll be like, what is this award? Yeah. Like, who do we give this to me?

Oh, I'll take it. I haven't called any. caused any un-peace in the world. I haven't started a war, have I? So he's fucking, he's done the draw. Yeah. And then the village people come out and close. Victor Willis, who isn't gay, all right?

We've had enough of that. He's not. He's married to Karen Willis. And we don't want to hear any more of that bullshit. Yeah, so the village people come out and play the YMCA, a song that's not, every time I listen to the lyrics, it's more and more about bumming in the showers. I'm sorry, I've gone back.

it's young man if you're down on your dough there's a place you can go young man I said young man why does the man have to be so young why can't you just go

hey man any middle age fellas that you want yeah yeah like like they're so close to going teenager barely illegal

it's all about it's all about it's all about runaway kids but we're sorry we take it back in a vulnerable position but they got up there and they sang

you're homeless you're down in your dog you can hang out with all the boys you can get yourself clean because you've been living on the streets for so long

you've got to give it up to the strategy just about playing basketball just about playing basketball because now they've got all the Donald Trump rallies well Republican move is working well

now they're closing out there is no other way they could have ever imagined in 2025 at the World Cup draw that they would be getting a jersey especially the bloke

who just was I reckon like rather than replacing the character that's got, right? We get a new construction worker, a new Indian, and I think Victor's the original, and then the rest of them are all being changed.

I reckon if you lose a character, you're bringing in a new character. So, a male war nurse, or maybe like an acidic Jew, right? Just a guy that comes out, like he's one of the characters, he's got the ringlets and the big hat, and he's doing the Jewish dance and the back.

And then a Palestinian? It's all about bringing people together. It's all about bringing people together. It doesn't matter if you're a juror, Palestinian, in a sauna we're all men. Now someone said to me, after they go, oh, bloody football is being infiltrated by the

gays, by the thing. I'm sorry. Okay. The greatest World Cup song of all time. Ricky Martin. Ricky Martin! Ricky Martin's song is still the banger of the World Cup.

But even Shakira's is great. Dun, as soon as you hear, the cup of life, this is the one. It drops off for that bit, but everything before it. Do you really want it? As a guy that grew up playing football, soccer, it doesn't help you. Because everyone was like, you guys are gay. And then I'd be like, no, I'm not.

And then I put Ricky Martin on. It is a bang-in-the-hook for a pop song. When you hear it, you want to go kick a ball. Getting bullied our entire lives for liking soccer. And we just, and we had nothing but Shakira and Ricky Martin. Now, the village people from their album cruising. Okay, so that's what's going on with that. We are going to try and go to as many games as we can,

even though it's going to be crazy expensive. Well, the first two I can go to, the third one I'm performing somewhere. And also, remember, we'll be performing January 31st in New York City at the Beacon Theatre. Also, a week later, I'll be in a big theatre at Boston. Tickets at jim jeffreys.com. So here's a story that I wanted to share. Sure. From Australian telly.

Yeah. A lot of my high school friends will go, you're going to talk about this. I know this is a topic that you talk about a lot. It's circumcision. Yes. I am, okay, I make fun of uncircised people

just because it's a fun bear to poke, but I really have no skin in the game. Too good. But I don't like uncircised people and like circumcised people more. I just enjoy smelling one of them more than that. There's a show in Australia called Insight where they get people who have insight onto specific topics. And there's one guy that's a campaigner for men taking back ownership of their bodies and the My Body, My Choice movement.

Have a listen to this fellow, get emotional about. his circumcision when he was young. I've always wanted my foreskin back. You was circumcised at birth. Who made that choice? Not you. It was society. I was born in late 50s and almost

every boy born at the time was circumcised. The doctor who delivered me, poked his head around the door and said, I'm here to do your boy now. I had no idea what he was talking about. A little bit later I was down the hall in the nursery.

have a good memory of this guy. Excruciating pain as he ripped the foreskin from the head of my penis. I've always wanted my foreskin back. I've been with men who've had their foreskin and I've seen the pleasure that that's given them. And it's an experience that I'll never know. I'll never be able to experience the erogenous sensation, the pleasure, the function that they have. I've always felt that... Yeah, but you also, think of them all the time you're saved on cleaning.

There swings a roundabouts in this world. There's pluses and minuses. So that guy, this guy, okay, cut, you have, you have too much fucking, that guy must have had a blessed life. And I'll think about it all the time. And then he ripped, we all know what a circumstance is, the skin from the top of my penis. You are right. Like he's, he's had like scar memory.

he remembers that going on the doctor came in and said we're here to do your boy well you're a fucking baby mate you don't remember anything he's talking as though he lives is a young woman who lives in an African village

and she's 13 and fucking militants came with a hot sword and cut the clit off and in the 1950s I'll tell you what in 1977 it was still the fucking policy mate

and as a guy who's been circumcised since I was young I've not had any troubles to come I had look I If you make sex better, I'm not leaving the house.

Right? I'm already masturbating four times a day. Don't ramp it up for me. How about this bloke as a lover though? So he's gay, so he's fucking blokes. And he watches the way they come. And instead of being happy for them, he's like this, I don't come like that.

Yeah, yeah. Like, how greedy can you get, mate? Yeah, yeah. Like, you finished. How much difference in male orgasm is there, really? Look, look, if it makes it, look, I was a premature ejaculator right up until about, 22, right?

If you came just quicker, oh, I would have fucking, God. So are they going to try and turn this? So, you know, they protest my gigs, the intactivists, right? The intactivists are these group of people that women keep penises.

Is it a South Park joke? No, this is their name. We did a thing in the Jim Jeffrey show about the intactivists, right? The intactivists are these group. They come in white jeans and they splat red paint around their crotch, right? Okay.

right every now and again a couple of them will protest the front of your gig wait and have they had their cocks chopped off in a mad or they don't want it to happen to future people um i never talked to him the guy that i talked to on the tv show that he's dick tuck and he was upset about it um but how does he know yeah like i have a relative that is a man searching i have really not my immediate family so don't start asking my brothers or something like that. But I have a relative who had to have a circumcision at 21 because he had an infection. Yeah, I had a friend do the same.

Yeah, he had to have a circumcision at 21 because there was an infection at the top of the old Tockley. And they had to cut it off. And so I will take his word for it, whether it makes a difference. But these other people are like, oh, the sensation. Also, mate, there's more to life than getting your fucking nuts off. The fact that this guy, he's an old gay fella, he's never had. the concerns of how are my kids

going and I you know my kid's going to be well are they going to get into college

this guy has no stress whatsoever all he thinks about all days he's fucking dick the fact

that this on his death bed what he's the fact that he goes on television I've got

something to say everyone his generation every man his fucking generation the only reason he knows

about uncircumcicic because he's obviously fucking young boys because no man his age wasn't

circumcised so he's he's walking around going he's also he's a gay go from the 50s who didn't get AIDS. You win some, you lose some.

You know what I mean? Do you want to know why you didn't get AIDS? Because you're substantially less likely to get AIDS with a circumcised dick. This has been proven. You know, this? Oh yeah. Oh yes. I'm not. Oh, so I'm sorry that you didn't get AIDS, but it felt

5% worse. Substantially less chance if you were circumcised of getting HIV. They have proven this. I would have risked it. They had proven this from tribes in Africa where some tribes are circumcised versus some, because the tearing of the skin, you get less tearing of

skin with a circumcised dick. Google it, I'm not fucking wrong. Right? I'm not fucking wrong. So this guy's been fucking around all through the 80s. Never got the hiv. He's an old gay. Never got the hiv. Just staring at uncircumcised guys wanking their cots

going, that looks like fun that I never get to have. He's not beating the allegations about sort of gay men having a charmed life, you know, where they've got disposable income. Also, they're all about pleasure. Hasn't he got bigger fines going on in his life? Like, when we used to come on the TV and ask about it.

All right, so you're Googling this for me? Yeah, I'm going to go right. So, because I want to get my stats right before people start commenting underneath here. But hate the intact of us to come for us. Circumcision and AIDS. Yeah, another great search history that I have here. Some research, notably a 2019 study by El Halic, and others suggest

a positive link between male neonatal circumcision and SIDS what's not what we're looking for what you get you get more SIDS as a baby

but they're just depressed and they roll over under their stomach what what is this saying the theory suggests circumcision as a painful as a painful

stressful event adds to allistic like Just check the HIV I'm an intactivist now fucking SIDS Just check

Does being circumcised decrease your chances of getting HIV? Decrease HIV chance. You couldn't put it in how I said it, did you? Yes, male circumcision significantly reduces the risk of a man requiring HIV from a female partner by 60%. By 60 fucking percent. As the inner foreskin contains cells that are easy entry points for the virus. Yes.

By 60% less chance against getting the. HIV if you have the little snip at the end of your cock. So this guy survived a crisis that targets his... That did say with women. But if you're doing it up the bum, all bets are off. Yeah.

So this bloke has managed to survive and he's still miserable about it. Ah, what a miserable fuck he'd be. What a miserable fuck that old cunt would be. You'd be fucking... You'd fucking... You'd fucking... You'd fucking pound his asshole.

You'd come. He'd be on all force. and he'd be dribbling down his balls and as you were cleaning your dick off in the curtain he'd turn around and go it must have been fun for you oh I get is this shit dick in front of me he comes like this I'm going to come

which would have been better if my mum didn't ruin my life oh there it is I'm here to do you boy that's the sentence I've used as well what a fucking knob going on TV The best part about that video is watching all of the people on the show.

Oh, you've got to watch. People in the background having to be like this. Because it's normally like, oh, all right, we're back. Yeah, but he's going to leave in all that stuff in between, isn't he? No, he's got some work to do. Jack, and if everyone's watching this,

this has been one of the most cobbled together episodes through five devices dying. I thought it would be better with us in the room. The band is better with us in the room, but the fucking technology is what I'm not. You know, you know me. I'm your millennial friend who, has a boomer ability with technology.

Is there anything fucking worse? See, I, even for my generation, am bad with technology, right? Even for my generation. Because my generation always had a few kids that had a computer that knew what they were doing, right? Then I marry my wife,

who, by the way, Indian, millennial. Yeah. They're all in IT. Woman. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's done. They'll be a little piece.

Yeah, identity politics. Yeah, my wife knows less than me. I was hoping we get some illegally downloaded TV shows or something, nothing. So we've got one more story we can do. Oh, yeah, here's one. So we're just going to end that story on come dribbling down his balls. Oh, yeah, that's that. That's the cut.

The cut, Jack, for when you're listening. The cut was when I said, come dribbling down the balls. Yes. Next story. Oh, we can't put that stuff in because there's no footage. we'll find a way to cut her out last one I'm here

oh yeah so I brought up credit card things this is the one Americans are drinking alcohol at the lowest level they have since 1939

according to Gallup polling you as a sober person of many years right okay first of all why were they getting drunk and oh all the men were away yeah since 1930

so you went on no wait a minute they were They weren't in the war mode. Since 39. No, so the Americans are drinking alcohol at the lowest level they have since 1939. So World War II. When they're Prohibition? No, this is World War II, man, 1939.

Yeah, when was, so 39 was a year that they weren't drinking a lot. Yeah. You'd think they would have drunk a lot then? Or just, they just had to drink their own beer and they were like, well, can't get the German imports anymore. So, yeah. Prohibition began in January 17, 1920. until 1933. They made six years

on the comeback. Yeah, six years of the comeback. Then war. And then it boomed in war. People were getting fucked up. No, when they came back from war, that was the heaviest drinking.

That was when the guys, when they just called it a bit of shell shock. Yeah, the shell shock well, actually that would have been World War I guys too. So the World War I guys come home have shell shock and there's no booze.

Drinking was still up though. People actually rose it because people were drinking and moon shine and fucking, they were getting stuff driven over from Canada. So that means you've come home to America. It's 1980.

It's 1918. There's Spanish flu as well. So you've survived the trench. Then you've got Spanish flu spray around the country. You've probably got a bit of mustard gas on your lungs that is giving you a repetitive cough. And you're smoking. You remember a boy from your town getting bayoneted.

Oh, yes. And you can't sleep at nighttime. You just remember the sound of artillery. Yeah. And you can't even have a fucking beer. Go to have a beer. and your wife's like, you haven't mowed the lawn. Oh, yeah.

And you guys like, well, I also, I met a fellow when you're away. Yeah. Well, I met one too. It was wartime. We're in the trenches. We didn't know if we were going to live. How many men do you reckon came back with like that, you know that old? There's a picture of a girl.

Because you can keep a relationship going long distance better now than ever, right? With FaceTime and stuff. Even when I was a kid, if a girl moved to a different town, that was over, right? Now you can sort of do six months long distance because of FaceTime and because we can both watch Netflix at the same time or what it. There's things you can do to make it work. Right now, you know, I've been really away for almost three months. You know, and I assume my wife has been very few men, very few, if not two. Yeah, well, there's no Dear John letters anymore.

Dear John letter. You just get a, you just get a face. time. There used to be a sitcom called Dear John. Really? And it was going, and this, the thing song was, dear John, by the time you read this letter, I'll be gone. Right or wrong. Dear John. Right. And then it was just like, it was just a bloke. I think it was a British sitcom and it was just a bloke whose wife had left him and it was like him just trying to get the pieces of his life together and hilarity ensued. Dear John.

did on sitcom. Yeah, so not since then. So we were no alcohols dying. Yeah. Imagine pitching this one. It would have just been one depressed comic. After losing everything in a divorce settlement teacher, John Lacey joins a self-help group.

Oh, so he's not a fucking vet. No, no, he's just... It's Judd Hirsch. Yeah, it's just... I was the very good one. Yeah, it's Juddhurst from Tassie. Yeah, it's just Judd Hirsch, who's gone through a divorce. I thought, isn't it...

So what's a dear John letter is when you're away at war and your wife's like, I'm not going to be here for it. all dear john letters are just a breakup letter it's just a dump in your letter just dumping i always thought it was a letter at war okay no no it's a dumping letter oh okay so i thought it was exclusively i followed this history page and there's a letter that teupac wrote to madonna when he dumped her no here it is but yeah yeah two pack uh dumped madonna right yeah because he was a homosexual no it was because like and he wrote the letter he goes yeah just uh how society sees it a young black guy with an old white woman.

He keeps calling it like an old white woman. Throughout the whole thing. She's probably like 35 and he's like 25. Because Madonna was like, no, it's a racial thing. He's like it's like it's age predominantly. Yeah, it's like people frown upon it when I'm for me like the other way around people cool but. But the age thing is a problem.

I just need you to know it's not just the white thing. You are beat up. Yeah, you are not like a bird. Hey, did I went my whole life. My brother really liked Madonna. A lot of people did back in the day, right? And so like a prayer, I didn't even, I just listened to it the other day. It's just her sucking someone off, isn't it?

I couldn't tell you anything about that. Just like a prayer. I'm down on my knees. I want to take you there in the midnight hour. I can feel your power. Just like a prayer. I'm down on my knees. I want to take you there.

Right? I'm feel the power. Yeah, yeah. It's just, I'm blowing you. and that's just like a prayer. So you've heard it here, folks. Madonna's a whore. Yeah, but if Madonna wants to sue us for saying that,

imagine if we get a letter from Madonna the next day going, you can't say that my songs are whoreish. Dear John. Yes. Referres to the iconic Dear John letter, a breakup note from a woman to her soldier boyfriend during wartime, popularized in World War II, where the simple, less affectionate dear John's signature relationships end,

often due to her finding someone else with the term reflecting common names and the hardship of separation. Okay, yes, it was a World War Tooth. Do you remember Limpie who didn't make it into the army? Wow. You know, that guy you criticized because you said he was a mong.

He's got a big fat cock, John. Do you remember that guy in Manhattan, Donald, with the shin splits? You know, Harakumi? He'd just go out of the internment camp. very funny um there must have been some japanese guys they're picking the litter when they got out um anyway what were we saying they have no booze so i we talk about this a lot but obviously no booze is huge trend we're in prague which is famous for the most beer capital in the world

however weed is everywhere you know it seems like it's the new amsterdam Weed is here more than it is in Amsterdam. And they're selling all varieties of weed. They're not dicking around with it. You could normally have baked. Because it used to be like this town was absent. Yes. Even in like movies, people would come to Prague and it'd be like you have the green dragon.

You'd always get an absent bottle and have like Van Gogh on it because Vaggo was into absence. I doubt you put it on sugar and stuff on a spoon. I don't even remember having it. It's meant to be a hallucinogenic alcohol. I drank it with Steve Hughes and Jason. mindhead in about 2004 here in Prague and it was it was instant blackout for me. Oh really? Instant blackout.

Yeah. To my absent friends. You know what I mean? I can't remember anything. So I don't see it here anywhere. I don't know if you notice that now, but there's no ads for. There's only ads for wheat. Yeah.

Weed, weed, weed. No, not even add. Just shops. Shops. Shops for weed. Lovely clean looking shops. And Amsterdam, which I'm a huge fan of, are actually harder for weed. Amsterdam's toning down the weed a little bit.

Look, Amsterdam is an undeniable city. Amsterdam is the Bali of Europe because they're trying to get rid of in the same way the Balinese are cutting down on fucking. Even without the hookers and the weeds, Amsterdam is a fun place. It's beautiful. It's canals.

It's nice food. It's a walkable city. It's a wonderful place. But Prague is one of the elites. Prague is a hot chick, man. You want to come to Prague. Now, when you're all sudden... If you're a young person,

and you're traveling around Europe, don't miss Prague. A lot of people, when I was young, just used to go to Western Europe. Yeah. Just used to go to Western Europe and leave the Eastland. Prague, like Czech Republic, Poland, these are places you want to visit. They are, they, they, more of the history is still here. It hasn't been bar-sized. There's a reason Hitler came here first.

Yeah. Poland, Czechoslovakia, yeah. And Austria. Yeah. The early acquisitions. So take it from the... They feel really safe. Feels really safe out there.

Doesn't feel dangerous at all. So like I said, 1939 and lowest level. So it's going to continually change the way that we go out. Your son is 13, 12? 13. Booes in their life. Look, I have laid down the law with my son about smoking. The stupidest thing I ever did was ever light up a cigarette.

And I don't know if I even have to worry about that anymore. I just feel like his generation aren't doing it. By the time I was Hank Sage, I wasn't smoking but kids at school were and I don't think there's any kids The vaping is you've got to worry about the vaping They've got to get rid of the vaping.

No, my generation saw cigarettes You might as well be banging heroin into your arm Like, well, it was really demonised for us Yeah By the, like when you'd see someone smoke For millennials It was like, this guy's off the fucking rails Yeah

Like that's crazy Like we went actually a little Because I would bum a couple of darts I love a couple of cigarettes on a big night just two because I don't get addicted to them in any way but when I would smoke the people would go, people would go

you fucking like he fucking well like what are you doing that who smoked cigarettes you're better than that like he was like England in the early 2000s everyone was everyone was

but now it's like booze now right so a lot of influencers who are young are like you look ugly you feel like shit you make bad decisions oh yeah why would you want alcohol. I'll tell you something about alcohol. And this is why I don't go to AA. And I was

an alcoholic. I was a binge drink who used to blackout drunk whenever I drank. I don't miss it. And for that reason, I don't go to AA because I don't want to think about it. I don't walk past and see something. Occasionally like last night you were enjoying a beer and I thought that must be nice to enjoy a beer. But I never enjoyed one beer. It was never a time in my life where I went, I'll enjoy one beer. What's the point of one fucking beer? Right? And then beer, I got too fat so I moved to vodka and tequila because I was doing it to get drunk I love the feeling of being drunk

but most of the big mistakes I ever made in my life most of the relationships that I fucked up in my life it was because of alcohol and I'm not talking like girls I'm talking about friendships and stuff because in comics I said something stupid too when I was blackout drunk

just acting like a fucking cunt so aren't we becoming wouldn't you say we're becoming Islamified in a way in that we're not into alcohol but we are smoking these portable shisha machines do you know what I mean what does that mean for it

I'm not anti-substance I think that you should be able to do things to have fun I believe in drugs I think that we should control the situation but I've always said to you for a lot of people a lot of like bros the biggest barrier to entry for Islam

was the drinking I used to do a joke If you took beer and bacon away from me I'd find a plane into a bill So if we get to a position Where the youth don't want booze ever I can really see them gravitating heavily Towards Islam

Out of the religions I like women in high heels and skirts Man, you're never going to lose that from me Look look Atheist all the way man That's till the day I die I think that's the only thing that's going to be It's stayed with me forever

I I like being an atheist. You know what I like the most about it? I don't have to think about God. I don't have to think about the internal questions. Those sort of stuff. It's just the universe is a universe. If we're living beings, the idea of a soul that it has to live on, it has to live on. I don't believe in that either. I just think you die, it turns to black the end. Well, I know that's a very... I'll put a good word in for you with a big boy when I get when I get up there. Do you think that you go to hell for just having that opinion?

I don't really Because what evidence have I been given What evidence have I been given Of a heaven or a hell or a god And when you grow up in one country You have one religion You grow up in another country or another religion Why on earth would there be a god

That would be like, ah, you weren't Muslim To hell with you Right? Get the fuck out of here Come on Did I just hear that thing die again? I mean that was my phone making it blibber blip Because Adam is messaging I say we've got to go

I haven't even shout You haven't? Oh fuck Alright we gotta go Okay we're gonna do a quick wrap up Alright fuck what's he saying Van is at Thor Why am I in the Czech Republic

And this guy's getting a I love you Adam He's gone ahead and ordered us Both a pad tie Yeah I asked for a pad tie He did? Yeah He goes to me

You can order from a place called Aloha Pokyland We're in the Czech Republic Yeah but We've had the proogies For the three days That's amazing This is the funny

to see him out of British tour manager. He's like, what's this pock? Pock hay. Yeah, yeah. He doesn't know. Pock. Pock. You like Pock.

You say Pock's quite good. He ordered his first ever pokey in Skopia, Macedonia airport, and it was tin tuna. No, hell, he ordered in the room, in the backstage, and it was cooked tuna, fought on top of rice, was there pokey. He goes, it's quite nice. Very good, this. I said, quite enjoy it. So that's fucking tin tuna.

He goes, shut up. I like it. He's not beating the allegations of the British with food. All right, well, that's what's happening at this moment. That was a good one. Hey, everyone, come and see us. We're performing. We'll do the little bit of the show now.

Good night, Australia. Thank you.