I Don't Know About That - ATM: Episode 46 - Who Should Really Be Australian of the Year?

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

At this moment, Jim and Amos decide who should actually win the honor of being Australian of the year. They also discuss Australia Day, the new ICE tensions in the US, and cucking. Jim's special "Two Limb Policy" is out now on Netflix! ADS: MOMENTOUS: Head to http://www.livemomentous.com, and use promo code ATM for up to 35% off your first order SOCIALS: Jim Jefferies Website: ⁠https://www.jimjefferies.com⁠ IG: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/jimjefferies⁠ FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/JimJefferies⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/jimjefferies⁠   Amos Gill IG: @abitofamosgill FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/AmosGillComedy/⁠   Theme Song: "Rein It In Cowboy" by the Doohickeys

This episode is sponsored by Momentus. Right now, Momentus is offering our listers up to 35% off your first order with promo code ATM. Head to LiveMomenus.com and use the promo code ATM for up to 35% off your first order. That's LiveMomentus.com promo code ATM. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to At This Moment with me, Jim Jeffries. I'm here with Amos Gil. Say hello, Amos. Gailay, everybody. And thank you to all of our listeners who came out to see me in Europe.

And, well, Dublin is Europe, but across those shows, they were bloody brilliant and we'll be back again. Jim, we're all touring. That's what we do. We're professional touring comedians. The tickets sales have stopped a little bit in New York because of the weather, but I'll be coming in. So we've only got about 400 tickets left. Come and see me and Amos at the Beacon Theatre in January 31st. After that, I have gigs in St. Louis coming up, Percy, Pennsylvania coming up.

What's the, New Zealand? But the New Zealand ones are sold out except for well. Wellington's not sold, but Auckland and Christchurch is sold. Come and see me in Wellington. What was the other one I had that was next to the plaza, that one in Vegas, that's going to sell out, that's selling fast. What's the one I have that, Hershey's and what's it, the one after? You said those.

St. Louis. Focus on what's near. Now I have to tell people, I'm filming a comedy special in Denver at the Comedy Works on the 12th to 14th. So come out. I love a big audience from the ATM listener. for my special. That would be awesome

if you guys could get around that. That would be brilliant. I was thinking of setting up... Cincinnati. Cincinnati, February 13th. St. Louis, February 14th. Indio, February 21st, out in Fantasy Springs.

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See if we can get. get a code name pie lovers for the ATM listeners to come and watch my comedy special. No promo, dude, no promo. The Adelaide Fringe, I will be there for the entire Fringe. We can do that. On today's episode, we're back in America together, and the tone and tenor of the country, not good once more. We're talking about the ICE immigration raids.

We're also discussing Australia Day and Cucking. Okay, happy Australia Day, everyone. Welcome to the show. Happy Australia Day, to be recorded this on Australia. Controversial. The 26th of January. I forgot about it this year. I forgot it was happening.

A few people text me and happy Australia Day. A few of my American friends reached out to make sure I was having a happy Australia day. And, you know, it was one of my favorite days a year living in Australia. I've been living out of Australia for 17 years. So I don't know how it's turned, but it seems to be not as popular as it used to be. Well, I was flying home from Ireland at the time. and the lady at the check-in desk said, Ah, so, it's Australia dear, right?

Oh, right, you were doing Irish. When you went, ah, so, I thought you were doing a really bad Asian voice. Okay. Ah, so, okay, all right. Yes, okay. January 26, Luick. Yes. That's your day.

Bit of a crack. That's your day. You having a good crack with it. And then normally I'd go, oh, yeah, thank you for that. And I go, oh, bloody, you can't do that anymore. I got into a political conversation with her that she was not wanting. I went, you see, it's become very complicated as it's a day of, of fight against what was British colonisation against the Indigenous.

And then she said, oh, Roy, well, we hate the English colonisation here. So maybe I'm not happy Australia Day Lake. Okay, so for Americans and other country people who are listening right now, who don't know what Australia, Australia is January 26th. And it's the day that, I don't think it was the day that Captain Cook found Australia. It was the day that the first fleet landed in the harbour with the convicts, right? Yes, I believe so. And it's a newer idea of a day because I think John Howard put it in.

It marks the 1788 landing. What you mean John Howard put Australia Day in? Are you out of your fucking mind? Do you think that Australia's day? No, he did. On the 26, he did. Yeah, it wasn't that before. What was it before?

Finally, John Howard, but John Howard was our prime minister for about 13 years or some shit. No, it happened when I was a kid. I remember when John Howard wasn't the prime minister, long before you were born. There's no way that John Howard saw that. We had the bicentenary in 1988 on Australia Day. That was done on the biggest day. And that was the first time as a little kid, I remember seeing aboriginals protest the actual day. There you go.

It says here, while acknowledging indigenous concerns, Howard argued in 2001 that January 26 was too significant to Australia's history to change, reinforcing its status as a national public holiday, which only became uniformly celebrated. on this date in all states in 1994. Right, but it was a day before that. Yes, although protest against the date existed since 1938, Howard's tenure made the celebration a focal point of intense cultural debate. Interesting.

Okay, so. Okay, so a lot of people don't like it because they say it's invasion day. A lot of people, okay, so every country has one of these things. It's the equivalent of, say, Fourth of July or something in America. Every country has their little St. George's Day or whatever. you get a day off work. All it is is barbecuing, backyard cricket, going to the beach, and if you got the money going out in a boat, right?

That's what Australia. Now, I don't recall it really being a fiery day, but any time a country has a day of saying, here's a day that our country started, you'd best believe everywhere in the world that meant someone got fucked over if a country has been declared. Because someone thought it was their country and then it became someone else's country for almost every country.

Yes. That's humanity. Look, controversial, I'm pro-Australia Day, but I'm not, look, I don't want to upset the Aboriginals. If they have such bad feelings about the 26th of January, if they want to move it to another day, move it to another day, and call it Australia United Day, United Day, Australian Freedom Day, Australian whatever day. I personally think we should vote to have a republic, we should have a referendum.

Once Australia becomes a republic, which we should have done a very long time ago, and get rid of the union jack out of the corner of our flag. We look like such pussies with it there. Once that happens, that will be the new Australia Day. I was always for that. I was always for that. We'll call it Republic Day. And it will be all of us under one flag, all joined together, all the immigrants,

all the white Australians, all the black Australians, all becoming one is the best way to do it. And you know what we would do. Here's my thing. I remember talking about this once before with someone. And then if we do sausages, okay, on what is now our independence day. Yeah. The sausages would signify King Charles's hands, and we would tell people, we cook up the sausages on Independence Day, because it's the day that we cut ourselves clear from the sausage-like grip of King Charles the evil.

It's a bit of a reach, it's a bit of a reach, but it works. I'll do it. I'll do it. And you can have white bread or brown bread. Either way, around the sausage, multi-grained for the mixed race, folks. Everybody, everybody gets a bit of bread. I was watching a lot of, you know, Instagram reels from people who were saying things such as. Now, here's my two cents in the Australia Day thing.

We got rid of the two cents a long time ago. Make it five cents. Bring back the two cents, I'd say. That happened when I was in high school. You know how you had your fucking your high school page and you had to write one comment underneath your photo, right? And at Homer Simpson's was, I can't believe I eat the whole thing. Right. So my brother's one was, I can tell you the year that it happened must be 1990.

1991, because my brother left school, because his comment was save the one and two cent coin. That's what Scott had on. So I can reference an actual point. That was the way that, that was the hill he died on, was it? Yeah, that was the one that he thought would be pointed. Everyone will remember saving the one and two cent coin. So my two cents, my five cents, my echidna on this is when people say change the date, here's the problem, okay.

Even if you pick a new date, they always say make it May 8 for mate. the day still signifies the end of indigenous ownership of the country and the formation of what eventually was a colony which became Australia. So if you are saying, and a lot of people don't realize they're saying this, change the date. What you don't realize is you're being used because then it will be get rid of the day in general. They don't, what the left does, and not just the left, but like the more communist left is they try to eradicate the symbols of a country so that they can burn it to the ground, so to speak,

and then start again. And the way to do that is to say, well, Australia, as we know, is all built off evil and tyranny and murder, and so it should be completely eradicated. They first say change the date, and then they say, we've already changed the date. Let's get rid of it all together, and let's move into something new. And so the way I see this argument is they really want to get rid of Australia Day. They don't want us to like Australia, and they want us ultimately to feel like we have no right to Australia so that they can change the country forever. I agree with your 50-50 there. I think There's a element of people who just want to be disruptors and shits there is. And I think that I don't think if we move the date, it has to mean it's about the colonization

of Australia can just be as I said, Australia United is the day that we have. Because let's get to the nitty gritty of the whole thing. Fuck the white people coming in and fuck the aboriginals being upset and fuck this. At the end of the day, don't we all just want a day off work? We all just want a day off work to hang out with our friends and have a barbecue and have a laugh and a long weekend, right? I just don't know. You get rid of that.

Now, I, I don't have a nine to five job. If you get rid of Australia Day, I'll still go out the boat on the 26 and just paddle around by myself. You're not ruining my time. Well, I mean, that is true. I've got a lot of Indigenous friends that have always said to me, we don't want you to celebrate on the land on a day that, you know, invasion happened. And I say, yeah, I didn't.

I celebrate it on a boat. And, uh, I, dude, this is, this is a, this is a laughing at you and your conversation. with all your indigenous mates. How many? We got Rudy. He's a Maori, by the way. He's a Maori. What you forget about me is I went to school in Perth and played football for a Claremont

Football Club. That doesn't mean they were your mates. Well, they're not. Not anymore. Why not? Why? Yeah. Not my egregious views.

No. I tell you what did happen. I remember when this was all kicking off, my stepdad's got a boat and in Perth, I mean, I posted this as a joke. but it is true, and it makes me laugh every time. I remember we all, was at 10 white blokes,

a lot of them British who were there for the Perth Ridge, we all went off onto the boat and we're out having a boat party on Australia Day, and we're all on the boat going, God, we are so progressive, we've given the land back,

albeit for a day, but, you know, this is a good gesture on Australia Day. But then at the end of the day, we pulled the boat back into the harbour and we were like, fuck, we're 10 white people, usually all from the UK,

getting off a boat onto Australia. This feels more, like where Captain Cook reenactors here. I'm going to give you another argument. Okay, first of all, there's a few things. Of course, it didn't work out well for the Aboriginals or the people coming over and colonising, but, you know, something was going to happen eventually throughout history. You can't just be, you know, down here being hunters and gatherers.

Well, yeah. Would you rather be Dutch? Would you rather be Dutch? Yeah, yeah, the Dutch gave it a go. And, you know what I mean? Like, somebody was going to do this eventually. I didn't do it. You didn't fucking do it out.

In fact, I have ancestry that goes back. to the convict stock, right? They weren't fucking over the moon about coming over here either. You know, there wasn't convicts getting off the boat going, fucking no houses. What? I'm going to just burn in the sun, am I? All right, brilliant. Of course I stole some bread, was it?

All right, just checking, right? So they're not over the moon about it either. But I do like January 26th, and I'll tell you why, because you know what it was? It was like the last bit of Christmas. It put a full stop at the end of Christmas and all that those stuff where after Australia Day, it's like, I've got to get back to work. I've got to focus on my career. I've been dicking around since Christmas.

If you put it in March 8th, whatever, we've got to be close to Christmas to Easter, just sitting in like dogs. It was like, what do you call it, methadone for getting over the holidays because you had the holidays. You went back to work and you went, I know I've got that softening the blow coming up on the 20s. You go back to work and then you, oh, you just go. Now, also, how about this for an idea? We get rid of Australia Day and we bring in an American tradition Thanksgiving, right? It is a wonderful tradition. You go around the table, you say what you're thankful for.

It's very rare that you hear people say what they're thankful for. People are always being miserable and bitching about their lives. Listen, the country's already been colonized by the Brits. It doesn't ever be colonized by the banks as well. No, because that tradition is the Indians and the people who came in, the white people, sharing a meal together, sharing thoughts and ideas and being thursday. thankful, right? Whether it worked out that way in real life, probably not. Yeah, but now people in America say, nah, that's all, that's a white bullshit lie. There was no

breaking of the bread. Okay, okay, but have you seen an American who doesn't fucking do it? Every now and again, you'll see an American who will make a joke about we should give each other blankets with smallpox and all the type of stuff. But for the most part, Americans love that fucking holiday because it's a sweet holiday where you just say what you're thankful for and you have a nice meal and all that type of stuff. Make it Thanksgiving. I'm also, I'm all for, and with the aboriginals, what America did with the Indians was far better than what Australia has done with the aboriginals.

Let's do a Thanksgiving where we all joined together. Casinos. And casinos. Give them tax-free reservations where they can earn money. You've got to have reparations of some kind, right? I've said it for the longest time possible. I've done the Nullaboard drive. There's nothing out there.

There's a Vegas waiting to happen. An indigenous Vegas. 100%. The aboriginal should, not just one casino, a whole fucking town. Right. The Dreamtime Resort and Grill. Well, you think that wouldn't be the fucking name?

You don't think you could even call the whole town Dreamtime or something like that. Like, I'd fucking be there all day, right? They'll have blackjack there, not the game, the dealer. I work for a ton of Indian casinos. I've seen this being practiced. I've seen how the tribes will benefit from it. I see how it gives employment to our people. And people will say, oh, fine.

Do you want the Aboriginals to be gambling? Well, no, but everyone's got their own self-control. They can gamble now. You can't stop them from gambling in Sydney, Melbourne, Perth, wherever the casinos are. We're a country of gambling. The whole country has a gambling problem. The whole country has a gambling. We gamble more than any other nation on Earth, Australians.

Yeah. So, no, I'm not more concerned about aboriginals gambling more than the white people or whatever like that. This is the campaign I have for that. I've already got the slogan. Right. It's called Turn the Crown Brown. Turn the Crown Brown. That's what you're going.

We make the Crown Brown owned by the Indigenous people, right? Once you go blackjack, you can't go back. Think about a slot machine with Indigenous theme. It's like you get five rainbow serpents. You win the jackpot. So it's like there's a machine called the Crown. And if you get like five crowns, dunk, dunk, dunk, the machine just gets taken away from you. And it would be some vengeance for indigenous people if there's all these white gambling addicts.

And they're like, we're going to have to take your kids away. You know, to reiterate, I would like, look, of course I feel sorry for what happened to the Aboriginals is a terrible thing to have your land taken away from your new identity and then the stolen generation. They've been given a hard fucking deal of things. But sooner or later, we all have to come together as one. There's only so many apologies that can be said. And, you know, we have programs.

We have outreach programs. We've tried everything we can in that way. And I think Australia Day, you either call it United Day or whatever or Thanksgiving, change it by a week or something back and forth. But don't get rid of it. You're going to be losing a public holiday and then you'll feel fucking stupid. Well, I've always had a different perspective on it because I always noticed the pure whites, the Anglo stock.

They're always the wokeys on this topic about self-loathing. But I personally am the stock of immigrants of Eastern Europe that came to Australia. And I'll tell you, the great defenders of Australia Day of my generation are Wags, okay. Wags, Africans, Chinese, everyone who's second generation, we all fucking love Australia Day and we love Australia almost more than any of these Anglo-borns who are full of guilt. Because to us, we escaped communism, we estate war zones, and we came to this amazing country of Australia and it's become what I comfortably do say is the greatest country on the planet. And fuck, we want to celebrate it because our families did nothing but tell us how lucky we were

to move to that land at the time. And we've jumped on board to watch my creation family be like, how very good I love a sausage, a sizzle, Aussie, Ozzie, Ozzie, mate. No, no, no. Rather than dwell on the bad things, the bad history, and what I'm so. Let's talk about our accomplishments. the fact that in 240 years, we've built a fucking banger of cities and stuff like that. The envy of the world.

Hotels, resorts, fucking businesses, mining, fucking natural, yeah. Twisties. Yeah, food, it's very good. Let's celebrate what we have now rather than what we've lost. Now, it's easy for me to say, I'm not an Aboriginal, but I just feel like what is the alternative. We get angry every year. We get angry for the rest of the time. You know, eventually we have to move on.

Now, in Australia, we're on Australia Day. Now, you won't notice. Someone gets an award of Australian of the year. Now, we mentioned it briefly after the shootings in Bondi, that there was Ahmed, unarmed, as I call him, right, who took the gun off the bloke, unarmed. We thought he was a fucking shoe-in, didn't we? Now, if you go back to the podcast,

I said, there's some fucking scientist who's invented something. to do with a heart valve transplant or something like this, that this is his year, he's going to get it. And then he's watching the Bondi thing and he's like, fuck. Anyway, who you got a fuck to get Australian out of the year? Ahmed didn't win it. Listen, Ahmed did not win Australia of the year. And I told you on this podcast, when he came to my city of New York and said, I want to

meet Donald Trump, number one man. It cost him. It cost him. This guy jumped in front of bullets. as stripped a terrorist of a weapon, was paraded around the country. Against his own religion. Against his own religion. He stood up against it.

Yeah. Fucking. Yeah. And then in the end, they decided to make the Australian of the year, Catherine Benel Peg. And what did Catherine do? What's Catherine up to? Catherine is our first astronaut, our first female astronaut. First female astronaut.

Now, I thought, buddy hell, Catherine, I wonder what you've been up to. What was your space mission? She has not been to space. she's qualified. She's bloody done all the work, Amos. She's done all the work and she's done the course. Now, she's been down the local tape and she's done the course. She is from South Australia.

So it pains me to say this. But Catherine, do you remember when the woman from Venezuela, Machado won the prize? I thought you were like a party when you were 16. I had more hair on my head back then. Catherine. I invaded your space. It's all well and good that you got into the European Space Asian. program and you were one of 22 of 10,000 applications.

Well played. I'm proud of you. Yeah, well done. But hand the bloody thing to Ahmed. Yeah, give it to Ahmed. And if you won't hand it to Ahmed, Armid, go up there and take it. Just snap it off.

If it was up to me, I would have had Ahmed there and I would have told Armit, you run up there and you grab it out of her hands and you will be a hero once again. I am sorry, Catherine, but you've got to be in space. if you're an astronaut. Yeah, you have to have gone to space. And do we really want, do we really want an Australian woman in space?

Like, I came out of one of these people, right? I know their disposition. They're always slightly just a bit miffed, aren't they, Australian women? Oh, I thought it'd be more weightless, to be honest. An Australian female astronaut. So untidy up here. What's this asteroid belt? Who left this out here?

Space junk. It's a lovely view, but you think they'd make a bigger window. Just got to poke through this tiny porthole. Yeah, that's what's going to happen. Well, you know who would be great? I would love some Aussie wogs. I'm going to go off into my little bed bit and flick me bean and come back out again. I'd like an Aussie Bogan up there who, fucking, who strips the copper wiring out of the International Space Station.

This is all going unused. Bro, oy, I checked out the Southern Cross. was the Ozziest spot in the world. Oh, what are you doing? I just put that away. You astronauts are going to be the death of me. Yeah, so Catherine didn't go to space, but she won the prize. She might go to space in the future.

She might need some space. She's very upset with you. Fuck. Andy Thomas didn't even win it, I don't reckon. Who are the people, there's like a young Australian a year. There's like a person who is like a, maybe an indigenous one. I don't know. There's a few different ones, right? But the main award, the main award. And if you ever want to see how the Australian

award works, watch the TV series champions. We could be heroes. Now, we could be heroes by Chris Lilly, which is a very funny series about Australian in the year. Fuck, mate. Andy Thomas was our first astronaut who went to space and he didn't get shit. Yeah, he didn't. A six and a half hour space walk. I'll tell you, it's hard to be a bloke. you just overlooked. Andy Thomas has to meet up with Catherine Benel Pegg and he can talk about his spacewalk and what it's like up there.

And then she'll go, are you Australian of the year? You know what I like? I like that they consider a white woman more of a minority than a brown fruit shop owner. They're like, no, we've got it. This is fucking madness. I don't want to denigrate people's accomplishments.

But gee whiz, but she's got the qualifications. That's it. basically she's been Australian of the year. What for? Finished me uni degree. Who came second, Raygun? She must have come pretty high up in the boats. I'll tell you this.

I'm the first Croatian Australian who's also a stand-up comedian with an IQ under 90 with a law degree. Right. Yeah. Yeah. The first Croatian Australian to play the seller. Like give it up for him, kids. Give it up for him. I'm the only Australian Croatian to have ever.

played the comedy seller. That's true. I'm not a Croatian. I've played there. Yeah. But there's probably a woman from Australia who did a comedy course who's going to get the award instead. What?

Did you actually think you were in the running for Australia in the year? I thought I'd get a look. I thought I'd get an honorable mention. Yeah, that'd go, listen, Ahmed, he saved some people. But Amos Kew was delivering a lot of mirth in a dark time to the United States. Not bad. mate i i don't get the top 50 australian comics of the year or something in the polls i don't fucking make if anyone's interested in reading about australia's founding by the way fatal shore

robert hughes good book i've always told people that's a movie they'll never make because they don't want to you know glorify that period but imagine coming out in the first fleets and those early settlers and setting up a life on that very very tough country of australia just the flies alone you've come from england the sun's fucking killing you're being you're being put to work work like really to work like dogs. You know how I feel my story for? Okay, so bad enough for the convicts, right? They've got to travel all the way over.

But think about the prison guts that have moved out. Like, they don't have a house either. Your first thing would be getting those blokes to build you a house, right? Build me a house, cunt. Well, someone always, I always said to people, Australia, it makes sense who we are because Australia is not just the descendants of convicts. Australia is also the descendants of prison guards because there's a lot of prison guards that came out here

and that sums up why we love a rule why we love a rule and what so it's why we're also rowdy but we love rules is because we are 50 50 and our accent is drunk cockney right so all the prisoners that came were from the London area right so so the cockney accent plus the sun plus the alcohol gauge from what are you doing to what are you doing So I'm going to play you a video.

I want to play something on the Australia Day thing and then we can wrap up this topic and move on to some other stuff. Check out this. You know how I said it's getting pretty edgy out there? Have a look at this young boy. He's walked up to an elderly couple in Australia who have their Australia flag out and he's cut up to give them a piece of his mind. Have a listen to this.

You ready? I hope the white genocide does happen because you guys are cunt. Yeah. That's all. Fuck your flag. Fuck this genocidal country. 2025, 24. The highest years for Aboriginal deaths in custody.

And you just stand there like a fucking nobody. Waving around. The Goli. That's why I'm wearing my poppies. The Gallipoli? Cool. That's cool. We have an army that also takes advantage of indigenous people.

What do you mean we have an army that takes care of the advantage of indigenous people? What are you talking about? the army takes advantage of the New Jersey family. It's like, this is the thing is when you go, we've got a relative that fought in Dilipoli, you just got to go, well I respect that, you don't go, cool, cool, cool.

And also, also his accent is a little bit American, a little bit British, like he's tried to get rid of his Oziness out of his sound. But what I think is interesting is he says that the thing, I can't wait. I hope the white genocide does take place. And is he a white lad? Was he a white lad? Was he a white lad? Where is he from? I can't really tell.

I'm not sure he's wearing a Yeah, he's a white guy. He's a white guy. I don't know. He might not be, I'm not sure. He might be a quarter Aboriginal. What I think is interesting is Australia just passed hate speech laws where we're, you know, coming after people that have made claims about Israel or they've said things about Muslims.

Wouldn't it be nice if the world was a place where people didn't say hate speech? But the problem with the law is it's open to interpretation. Well, is that hate speech? Do you think that guy would say, I hope there's a white genocide? I would argue that that is hate speech. I hope there's, I can't wait for the white genocide. to happen because if you like me, you can wait. I'll give it time.

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So he's disarmed. And the bloke who took the gun off him, he fires first by accident? No, so here's what I think, I saw some interesting shit on this. And I may be wrong. Just the eyeball test. I think this one's far. worse than the one that happened in the car. And I also mentioned that we lost one of our sponsors for saying that we were against the

woman getting shot in the car. One of our sponsors said that we were disgusting our opinions on ice and they have dropped us. They said we're offensive, just offensive. Offensive. Just offensive because we said that we thought it was wrong that the guy shot the woman in the car. Yeah, it was a gun sponsor.

Yeah. So if at any stage, anyone found anything we said, look, I'm offended. when a woman gets shot and killed as well. You know what I mean? I'm offended. But for different reasons to you, maybe. I don't know. Yes, the nurse Alex Preti shot.

That footage was absolutely obscene to see. Now, here's what happened. I need to tell you what happened. So, yes, he gets stripped. It wasn't the same cop. He got his gun stripped. Yes. He was carrying a gun.

Yes. I believe he's part of a group that is going around disrupting these ice, what do you call them, extractions? Which is they're right, which is they're right, as long as they're not actually. So first of all, it is, it is funny to see, obviously, I follow a lot of conservative pages. Some people are like, why has you got a gun? What's he got a gun for? And you're like, what do you mean?

That's his life. All week, I've been defending a man walking around with a gun. I've just been like, are the only gun going, he's allowed to have a gun. Everyone says it to. He's got a concealed weapon carrying thing. They didn't even know he had a gun until they tackled him and then they saw the gun. but he had every right to wear a gun. That's his right as an American.

He had all the legal documentation and all that type of stuff. He was allowed to have the go. He is a man with a concealed carry who is going up against what he believed. For his safety, which I've always said, it doesn't help you out at all. It makes things more unsafe for you. You pull it. People think that you're the aggressor. Someone else shoots you.

It's very confusing people having guns in the street. But you guys really want it. He has it. Yes. A man with a gun in concealed carry is going up against what he believes to be government overreach, which on paper does sound like a right-wing person's darling. Yes, exactly. You meant to have a gun because what if the government gets tyrannical

and you want to fight against the government? This is exactly what the right... He might as well be part of the Tea Party. Oh, yeah, yeah, this is exactly what they fight for, yeah. So he gets stripped, okay? Now, here's actually what I believe happened. And I was watching a guy break this video down who's a gun enthusiast. And his angle on this video was really interesting to me.

That guy's gun goes off. It's a sig cell. So the guy who gets his gun stripped, it actually went off. Yes. And apparently this gun is notorious for that. All these gun lovers say... It went off because the guy stripped it. So one bloke stripped it.

The gun goes off and then the other bloke thinks someone's being... And just decides, I'm being fired out. I'll blow the guy. But apparently, like, the gun wasn't meant to go off. Like, it was in a safety position or something. And this guy who... I was like, I was watching an autistic gun guy. And he was like, this is why I personally do not like the Sig Sour.

The SIGSauer, this exact model is actually known to go off on a lot of occasions. people have had the Sig Sara go off while in their pants. It's a very low-made quality gun. And yeah, so this SIGSara goes off. And you have to understand at this time, when the gun goes off, the guy's panicked. So when the gun gets stripped, but at that point, he's not a threat anymore. And this other guy shoots him. And straight up, there you go, that does, again, seem to be an extrajudicial murder.

Not a fan. Not a fan of what we're seeing there. You're not a fan of murder. I'm not a fan of murder. I don't know if that will cost me any. Will that cost me any sponsors? I don't know. But I'm willing to go out on a limb here and say,

I don't love that. I'm sure the weed companies will be fine. Not huge on it, but I must say. Yeah, I am appalled by your comments. You're not a fan of ice murdering people in the streets. I hate to. They have a very difficult job. They have a very difficult job.

I hate. to jeopardize our financial abilities on the podcast. There you go. But you know, I'm edgy like that. But I will say, coming home, so I'm in Dublin over the weekend. Yeah, love it. Love Dublin. Hello to Dublin.

We had a great show out there. And I believe you had a couple of good shows afterwards. Interesting talking, you know, on a global perspective where everyone's like, fuck, man, you're flying back into that. Like, we're watching the videos happen. It's once again, Minneapolis, where the Georgia. Floyd thing happened and that state is just scarred with, you know, it's on the verge of being burnt to the ground again.

And the discussion I had, and I've been reading a lot online with some people over there who were like me, foreigners, I would say somewhat impartial. So here's the thing about the immigration. Under the last administration, there was obviously an open border and too many people got in and there was a popular sentiment, not just in America, there's a popular sentiment around the Western world at large, which is we need to get control. of the border. Right?

Yeah. And I agree with that. I've never been an anti-control of the border. So I have this thing inside me, which is I don't want to be caught up in the twos of emotional. Yeah. Oh, geez. Really offensive.

You got to grab them by the pussy. Grab by the pussy. Grab by the pussy. Grab by the pussy. You can feel hysteria when it happens. And I don't want to be caught on either one of those. So we have to have a border. There are people in here.

there's a lot of illegal people in the country. Lefty say there's no such thing as illegal. Shut up. Tell that to the 30 grand I've spent coming in here every three years. No, no, no. You should come into the country legally. I'm all for that. I think the word illegals in the title.

I have sympathy for people who have been here for a very long time where I've come over as children. The dream is a lot of type of stuff. I have plenty of sympathy for them. Now, there is way, way extreme rhetoric out there from the right wing, right? There is a intense racist rhetoric against certain people. Let's be honest, because the ice are going after brown people. They're not going after.

How many Australians do you know that have outstayed their visa? Plenty. They didn't go after three ends. Yeah, well, non-whites is what they're going after. You know? Yeah, but I mean, this is where the southern border was opened and people were coming up through it, right? So where's a Swedish backpacker being dragged down the street? We did discuss that last time.

However, Barack Obama deported three million. Yeah? Three million. He deported, which is so many more than Trump has done. Trump fans on the far right think he's doing a pathetic job in getting people out. Now, Obama pulled out the $3 million, and I don't recall this kind of intensive backlash, and we were having a discussion saying why, and the reason why is... And Bill Clinton put more wall up than Trump did.

And the reason why is you have to understand, when Donald Trump got in, people like Tim Waltz, Gavin Newsom, Governor Pritzker, they did say they will do everything in their power to resist. They made it their mission, to resist. We will resist anything that he tries to achieve. that is their political position that they have to do is to say we're going to resist. So their local enforcement,

law enforcement doesn't work with ICE because they're making this, their midterm election policy to say, we did everything we could to prevent ICE from deporting people because we don't want these people kicked out of the country.

When that happens, this is what we get. We get people out there who believe that they're freedom fighters and they're taking down the death star. I mean, in their mind, I think a lot of these people are men, and then we've also got

these poorly trained guys that have Gestapo-like vibes about them at the moment, where they're on edge and willing to murder their own citizens. It's all so ugly, but there's a ratchet. It's so ratcheted up this issue that there is no way that this isn't going to keep happening. If you're basically making one law enforcement, another law enforcement, go against each other. So they're not giving out lists of this is where the person is.

They're essentially say, you know, we're going to tell you where ICE is staying in what hotels and we're going to get the public to hound them to get them out. So, I mean, that didn't happen under Obama. People were more than happy to kick these people out. I can't speak to your stats that you'll give me here. It doesn't sound, because it feels... Three million deportations. That's the fact.

He was called the deporter-in-chief. But why do we have so... I know he did a lot, but why do we have so many people joining ICE right now? They're more ice soldiers, what do you call them? Ice agents. They're more ICE agents now. Icicles. It feels like they're trying to get people in right,

way, right? They've put incentives, they've put money bonuses, they've done on these things, right? So if they were deporting three million back in Obama, we must have had way more ice agents than we have right now, and it just didn't feel like that. I'm just saying from the eye test. No, no, that's what I'm saying is, the world is all optics, because I myself was like, oh, this is, he's stepping it up. And then you look at the numbers and you go, half the reason this is so bad is because of the rhetoric is so intense on both sides. You have one side that's like, you know, we're going to kill all fucking ice agents. You're all fascist,

Casasco, get out, you're not safe here. And then you've also got these people who are like, you know, like I said, they're essentially walking past brown people going, is that Chalula I can smell in your breath? Step into this fucking net. That's what it feels like as a foreigner. Can't run like that.

Yeah, but also we can agree that there's cunts on both sides, as all arguments. Cunts on both sides. Now, I think that there, okay, how many ice agents do you think have good intentions who join that job who are just like or they think they're the hero in their own story, right? They think I'm helping out the country,

I'm doing the dirty work that people don't want to do, right? They think they're the hero. All the people who show up to stop the ice people, they also have good intentions. They think they're there to save the world. And the answer is somewhere in the fucking middle. We have to get rid of illegal immigrants. You can't have illegal immigrants.

You can't have anything illegal going on. That's what I'm saying. But just even saying that, right? And this is the thing. But you can't be tackling people in the street. streets, man. But people don't want to go. So like, this is where you go, like, if you believe in boys, this is the logical end point. How did Obama do it so well? Well, they were putting kids in cages. The way he did it so well is it wasn't a focal point of the media and it wasn't seen.

There wasn't TikTok. There wasn't Instagram reels where you wake up in the morning and watch and have your heartbroken by watching this sort of savagery. It's amazing what people are able to, it's why the issue with Israel and Palestine is so big right now is because it's the first time we're able to actually see what law enforcement looks like properly. And we've seen a genocide. Camera phones have changed everything. Yes. Camera phones have changed everything.

We didn't know that we knew, right? I remember being picked on by the cops once in Sydney when I was about 18 years old, walking down the alleyway, a couple of cops actually started picking on me, right? But now they would never, you'd pull your phone out or you'd press, you know, you'd do something like that. But we didn't really ever see cops actual act like cunts until, Rodney King. And Rodney King, it just so happened there was someone from a distance with a camera that was the size of fucking two bricks, right, holding it out. And that, if you look back on that

footage, you go back on that footage, it's fucking horrendous, right? How many times did that happen before we caught that on film? How, like, if the stuff that we're catching ice doing now is just the tip of the iceberg, it must have been horrendous back in the day, right? And that's what I'm saying. That's where there's no pressure on the Obama administration. Now, there was, I remember, you have to remember, I was at university, I was a little lefty in 2008. People were furious at Obama. He's betrayed us. He's the deporter in chief.

He's putting the kids in cages. But the media have made it out like Donald Trump is the only person to have done this. And so that's why it's like we have to resist at all costs. And so I understand when you have social media algorithms, the algorithm is there to drive, I mean, all media was there to drive hate and clicks because that's what gets ratings and numbers. the algorithm goes, we're going to show you the craziest nose ring, blue-haired communist. And so that if you're like a normal person on the right wing, you look at that and go, oh my God, get them out.

They're fucking freaks. These antifa lunatics, they're baby-killing crazy person. They're trying to beat up cops who are eating apple pie and the diner. They eat our soldiers and all this type of stuff. So you just watch that all day. Like, oh, my God. And then if you're on the left wing, you can tell whether you're watching Stormtroopers. You can tell whether you're a good person by the algorithm that you get on Instagram, right, through Reels.

Now, I haven't even looked. I'm just going to go onto my Instagram. You'll see what I look at in the world. We'll get into my Reels. All right, here we go. How do I get into Reels, Jack? It's which one? You're outsourcing to your personal assistant Reels.

Here we go. So stand-up comedy? Yeah. Someone talking about Australia Day? Yeah. So pretty girls telling jokes? Yeah. Arm wrestling competition.

This girl, she's up to no good, whatever she's up to. But you know what? You don't see on my one? You don't see war and deportation. Good looking women. Blokes telling jokes. people falling over sports cards.

I'm a bloody good person, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. If we watch yours, if we watch yours, I bet you'll be different. It'll be like how to, how to knit your own swastika.

Yeah, German Nazis. Nazis is the first thing. All right, next. What's next? What's next? And don't cheat. No, you might not be able to tell. Median.

All right. This one says, this one says, this one says the Ottoman Empire remembering how to win a battle last time. they were in Gallipoli. So basically mine is all like history and politics. And I get...

Mine is tits and sports cards. I get the far left, far right algorithm. And then occasionally Anthony Bourdain, that's pretty much it. Oh, yeah, no, I'll just get... Occasionally, every five ones of mine will be Gordon Ramsey putting a bit of bread around someone's face and calling them an idiot sandwich. Yeah. That's where I'm at.

But you know what? Don't start any wars with me. I don't pick on anybody. And so it's like, man, it's like we've got a family member who got deported in my Mrs's family. Oh, okay. She got deported. She got deported from, uh...

He got deported. Their dad got deported. Here we go. This is a woman who's born in 1963, but still a good sort. I don't know what my algorithm is, but these old women come up a lot. Yeah, that looks like your ex-wife. There's a woman that looks like Maryland. Here we go.

This is another one. Oh, that's, yeah, that's big job. Who's that? He's a right-wing Australian influencer. There you go. Here we go. Here you go. A movie about Peter North.

Right. That is, yeah, that is right up your alley. They say he came a lot, but how much in Mills, my autistic brain must find out. Appearing at the AVN world premiere, there's a movie called Peter, right? The first premiere of Peter, my story told honestly for the first time Peter North. If you think I'm not watching the movie Peter. Now, if you young people who don't know who Peter North is, Peter North is next to me,

the only man that can, he could cover a whole face. They called him the decorator. P&D, the painter and decorator. Yeah, Peter. Peter ejaculated more than any other man on earth, which brings us to our next story. Enough of eyes.

The ABC, the Australian Broadcasting Company. Is that what it's called? Yes. the Australian Broadcasting Company, that Australian taxpayers pay about eight cents per day for each of us, each of us every day coming out of your bank account, right, to have the ABC. Now, the ABC is meant to be an impartial thing that's paid for by the government, similar to the BBC in America, or maybe PBS maybe in America would be the most, you know, even though it's done on donations.

But this is meant to be impartial. They're always, they're always one side of politics. they're always extremely woke, the ABC. And someone has hashed their social media account. And what photo did they put up instead? ABC's new profile picture is Bonnie Blue at her knees with semen on her forehead. Oh my, ABC. Where have we all gone so wrong?

ABC, we're offended. Yeah, ABC. ABC, bit much. Bit much ABC. Let's see if we can get the photo. And knowing Bonnie, as I do, I mean, sure she would have preferred the BBC. Ah, very good. Very good on ATM, the BBC.

Here we go. Here it is. The ABC just goes, ABC News was hacked. That's what they hacked. That's what they put up there. Now, Bonnie Blue, it's written on her forehead. I assume that's that's CGI on.

Or, or, buddy Peter North coming back into the business. The genuine question, though, who do you think has more viewers with Australian white men? The ABCT or Bonnie Blue? Over the years, Peter North has learnt comography, which is like calligraphy. Who did get more views? Bonnie Blue has more views. Pony Blue is the most viewed thing in the world.

She's way more popular than the ABC. In fact, I would pay eight cents a day for Bonnie Blue. I don't think that's money down the toilet. Well done. Well, this has just made me think. We obviously pay. It's tax-funded public broad. A lot of people say the ABC isn't fit for purpose anymore.

Do we live in a world where each country picks their number one whore and it's free? It's free porn provided. And she's like the whore in chief for each country and you get access to her content and she's paid by the government. Just quickly, if you do hack Amos's account, just make it just really like NT-free type stuff. Just like, oh, there's a girl, just something about wedding cakes, not being able to be different, something like that. You know, those type of stories, the stuff you like. I would, okay. To bake a wedding cake.

I go back and forth on that one. I'll go back and forth. Right. So we've discussed the ice, have we? We're leaving it at that. You want to keep talking? You think we'll find the answer if we talk for three more minutes? You think we were that close to, DeA.

We think, oh, okay, we're really getting somewhere. If I know anything about discussions about ice, the longer you go, the more everyone agrees. I'll tell you what, no one likes ice more than me in beverages and whatnot. I'm a big fan of ice. I don't like ice outside. I like ice indoors. I'll tell you something about the overwhelming feeling, though, about immigration. I want it in Minnesota.

Who wants more ice in Minnesota? They've already got enough ice. They've already had ice. What they need is longer days and sun. If you call it sun, maybe they'd be more welcome. Well, I saw a lot of the melts. Oh, he's sad. Put that person down.

You could say that and still sound like a cop. me, I'm all for it. Son. Actually, that's a good insult if you're a right-winger, because I saw the protesters against ice, and a lot of them look like melts. So that's the way I'd say it's ice first melts. Why do they look like melts?

There was a couple of people there. They just got the jowlsy bit. Yeah, the guys, you know, there's people out there. I got to say, I'm pretty impressed with all the fat people who have come out to defend all the people. Like, you know, you don't look very athletic

and you've come out to protest. Good for you. Well, a lot of these people, you know, patriots into what they believe they're doing the right thing, right? All right. First of all, anybody who ever calls themselves a patriot is normally being a cunt. And it can be both sides. That's such an Australian thing to say because we don't have that in us.

Yeah, as a patriot. I'm a patriot. Get the fuck out of your cunt. What are you fucking patriot? It's such a silly word. And it can be used against you like, are you a patriarch? Oh, I'm a patriot. Oh, we invented the law of the Patriot Act so we can just look through your phones and stuff.

However. I find a lot of the people that are on both the left and right who are the most describing themselves as Patriot are more like P-A-Y-Triots. You know, they're doing it for money. Am I right, everybody? We'll be right back. After these messages that have, we don't have any more. Patriots spelled P-A-Y-T-R-L-T. We'll be right back.

Yeah, paid riots. That's me hosting political radio on NPR. Shields. Okay, so I want to do another story with you that's big on the new. I'm a New York Times subscriber. Yeah, New York Times. You subscribed you. Do you actually get it to your house?

No, I get it to my iPad. I wake up. I listen. I read the New York Times is where I can. And the New York Times I have noticed of late. It seems to be pushing, America in general seems to be pushing the cuck lifestyle. Please tell me more. You'll read.

I always find it. very funny reading the sort of opinion columns in the New York Times. And there was two cuck stories this week that I want to discuss. The first one was an opinion piece in the New York Times. And here's the headline. The headline is, I let my wife have an affair. Do I have to console her now that it's over? Yeah.

No, you don't. And you shouldn't have been such a pussy as to. Okay, so I have a very different feeling on the whole cuck thing with when it comes to sex. right? I feel like a pretty sexually liberated sort of fella. If I was to have some encounter where my wife was having sex in front of me, I don't think that demeans me as a man or whatever or if we would, you know, swingers or something like that. We don't do that, but I have no issue with people doing that.

And I don't think that a man who lets him do that is a way. But letting your wife have an emotional affair where she's going off and actually going and fucking watching movies. Well, she's bawling her eyes out eating chocolate next to you because he won't. fuck her anymore. Yeah, yeah, because the guy's like, no, I don't want to do this anymore. And she's like, oh, and you're like,

that's all right, love. You can, you've still got me. Hey? You've still got me. And I'm not talking about you, Jason. Shut the fuck up. I could go upstairs and give you a right, Roger in right now.

Still got me. You still got me. You're so selfish. I'm literally grieving my love. Oh, don't be thinking about Darren no more. Darren's gone. He's all gone. You were too good for him, but you're not too good for me.

This is New York Times readers are reading this going. There's a thousand comments of people giving their actual advice to this. I have a lot of friends who have been going through divorce. I'm at that age where all my mates are getting divorced. And no, it's what a man will do to keep his wife the, and I'm sure it goes the other way. I'm just speaking from a male point of view to keep the significant other. if you love somebody, the shit you'll put up with. And then eventually they always see the light and then it all just crumbles down.

They're like, oh, that's okay. I just want to go out more and dance with you. Well, I met this guy out there. And, you know, if you could just take care of the kids, why I go off and do this, like get the fuck. And then you're okay, okay, okay. And then you're, eventually you just you crumble and you die. And then it turns to hate.

No doubt. There's a true erosion of masculinity across the Western world. That's amazing. I don't imagine in Nigeria there is the Nigerian, times where they're writing opinion pieces. Like, what to do when your wife gets fucked by our guy? Have you been watching 90 day fiancé? Because there's always, every time, there's a bird who's too old off with an African

fellow and she goes off to their country and then she has to wear all the African garb, put all the clothes on. Have you been watching this season? I know. I just watched the odd YouTube video. There's a woman this year. There's a woman this year who's with a bloke who's 15 years younger than her. she looks bad for her age as it is.

She's lost all of her hair over the years and she's just wearing wigs and she thinks she doesn't know that she's wearing wigs, right? And she's like, and he doesn't know that I've also been in a lesbian relationship and I've still married to a woman, but I just haven't gotten a divorce. And she's like, I'm worried what he's going to think when he hears this. As long as it doesn't impede with the green card, love, I think he's going to roll with the punches. That's what I reckon. After looking at your head, I reckon that he's going to accept most things.

from you. He gets that text message just as he was putting his visa in the mailing box and he goes, oh, actually. Oh, no, no, no. I didn't know that you'd sin so much. Now that I'm aware that you, a ho. Yeah. Why are you gay? I hate, whenever you do voices, I'm always, I would like to distance myself and then for the, for the sponsor who dropped us, I see what happened. Which sponsor will drop us because I do? What are you gay? Jim, woke Jeffries. Here he is. Old cuck Jeffries.

Over here. No, okay. The cuck of the cock. That's our name. If you were married for many years, which you hopefully will be, right?

And your wife says to you, I'm bored of our sex life. I still love you. I'm bored of our sex life. And I want a little bit more excitement. Can I shag people on the side? And then she goes, you can do it as well.

But what do you say? No, I mean, it's fundamentally collapsed than over it. that point and I'd say maybe it's best we just moved on. Yeah, remain friends. Remain friends. And then and then you see me, I knock on the door and I'm like, hey, Anna-Gue, I'm here to pick you up. That's the next thing that happens. How do you feel? What do you do? What's your next thing to do then? The word murder, suicide is coming in. And then as I'm leaving the house,

I'm like, come on, this baby's not going to abort itself. Like, I just, I don't know whether it's his or mine. And then she laughs and goes, it can't be his. And then we leave the house. And you've got that German Freudenshtau or whatever problem. Freud and schnauter. I don't know. It means when a man is impregnated your wife and you're unhappy about it, but you don't want people to know. The Germans have a way with words. That word means all of those things. Freud and schnauder, that's when you believe in closed borders, but you get upset when you see the enforcement of them. Yeah, I've got that. I've got Freud and schnauter all day.

I do need a German word for that, which is, I believe in tight-controlled immigration, but I don't like seeing abuses of immigrants in the country. There must be a lot of people that can relate to us on that. My father loves Trump. No one loves Trump more than my dad. And he goes like this, he goes, oh, you know what?

I think it's the right thing to get rid of the immigrants, but they're going about it the wrong way. I find it upsetting to watch. And I think that's how a lot of people feel. Yeah, exactly. I don't want to see the car get. killed. There's a friend in my, like, you know, I would... Well, you know, okay, the word is deportenfreude.

Deportenfreude. Deportenfreude. Defortenfreude. Deportenfreude is where you believe that illegal immigrants shouldn't be in the country. You just don't want to see them go. Yeah. Go stopo. Gestapo Freud. Yeah, Gustapo Frodo.

Go stopo. Stop it. Stop deporting people. Go stopo. I thought... Go stopo. just feel every time I return, I just feel there's a, it is dark coming into the country, man. Yeah, but once you're in there, you assimilate and we all grow like mushrooms.

It's just fucking brutal. That's the thing about America. You're coming. You go, oh, God, and people, people, people, people ring me up from Australia, and they dead set go like this, how's the vibe over there right now? You're okay? People ask, if you had these people who ask you, if you're okay, I go, oh, yeah, I haven't, but I haven't, I haven't turned the news on in a couple of days.

I'm like, what's, what's what's? Yeah, I'm like, I had a pretty good gig last night and I had Raising Cains. Why, what's going on? Raising Cains, how good is it? Hey, I'll advertise raising Cains. Look, even if they're pro ice, I'll do it for free. Raising Cains, that's your best chicken. It's taken over for Chick-fil-A for me.

Ah, Raising Cain sandwich is a thing to behold. I am a big fan of the Raising Cains and I like their crinkle cut fries. And I like that they have the full cane sugar lemonade around the back. And then after you drink half your lemonade, You can go over and get tea and make it into a fucking Arnold Palmer. Bloody Raisin Cains. Wonderful. Clip that segment, Jack.

You know, there's a guy from Iceland that messages me every time you talk about food. He goes, please tell him to shut up about food. We can't eat in Europe. I've been to Iceland. You have a subway sandwich. You have one subway. They had a McDonald's there, and it's the only place that McDonald's didn't work out when McDonald's went, oh, fuck it.

We can't sell these things. They have a hot day. They have the hot dog in Iceland in Retrovik. That was the last bit of meat that Bill Clinton ate before he had the heart attack. And he became vegan after that. That was the hot dog. And that's their selling point. And they finished.

They go, and this is the hot dog that almost killed Bill Clinton. And they have a subway and they also have like a convenience store where you can buy a few different things. But now's a good time to tell you about. I want to tell you two things about my European tour. Okay. Which was amazing. Okay. Number one.

Number one. In Poland. How is this talking about strange sexual relationships? A woman came into the show with her girlfriend. Oh, it's racy. And her girlfriend. I've always thought Poland and Lapland should be strip club names. Poland.

Poland and Lapland. You don't think that'd be a good night for strip clubs? Even if you're a ballerina, technically you're a pole dancer. Yeah, yeah. Eventually. Eventually. You go from horizontal to vertical. I always do.

So I'm doing my show in Poland and, you know, notoriously Catholic conservative Poland. Not my audience that evening. The woman was there with a girlfriend. They were sort of S&M'd up a little bit. One of them was sort of dressed conservatively for the cold. One was dressed like a dominatrix. And she had her girlfriend on a leash around her neck and walked her in. I have some opinions on this.

I have some opinions on the gays in this, right? So when I'm in, I believe when I'm in Minneapolis, there is a huge gay nightclub next to the that I'm in. And I go in there every time. And normally when I was with Justin Martindar, we'd go to the gay bars afterwards because Justin's gay and that's what we did. But we'd go in there, there was a bloke that would be showering in the corner and you'd slip a dollar bill through and stick against the purse picks and he'd whip it up with

his cock, right? And then you saw a lot of people walking around with like just blokes in like dog masks with collars around their necks, just dragging around. And if you stare, if you look at them, they look at you like this. What? What? Like, we're gay people, right? I'm all four people being gay,

but I would like to express my heterosexuality in the same way. And not be judged. Just walk around, just... Walk in the wife, around. Just walk around. No, just simple. I just want to be in a pair of sweat pants with an erection,

just be pants tented out like this, just staring at women going by. What? heterosexual. This is what's meant to happen. Born this way. Why is everyone so upset with my heterosexuality? Every creepy old man looking at women walk by was just born this way.

This wasn't a choice. This wasn't a choice of mine. So I'm not a crowdwork guy, but I said, I've got to address this. Yeah. And I'm like, so I looked at her. I said, you've got her on a leash. And she's like, uh-huh. And I said, how do you feel about that?

And she goes, she doesn't talk unless I tell her. And I said, can you ask her how she feels about being on the leash? And she goes, yes, you may speak. And then the lady said, I love it. And the audience was a bit like, oh, this is weird. And then I said, well, how do you get your partner to do that? You know, how does that come up? With dog treats.

On, yeah, on what date do you go? So how do you feel about this? You get that dog whisperer, Blake. That guy sees him alarm or whatever. You call Caesar Milan and you say, we'll fly you out to Warsaw. Yeah. Yeah, Warsaw. That's, yeah.

It's like, yeah, okay, carry on. More like I saw from what I saw. Yeah. Oh, he fucking went there. Hey, he did it. I was, and I had a chat to them afterwards and they do it everywhere they go to the shops to pick up. the milk. Yeah, it's to get reactions. Go to events. Yeah, that must be the

thing. They love the reactions in it. But I remember once watching a documentary about people and their fetishes. And one person was he had a fetish for his car and another person had a fetish for, you know, furry or, you know, all these different things. And then there was a bloke that just his sexual fetish was his

wife would act like she's from the 1950s and give him a pipe and put some shoes on him and stuff like that. And I'm like, no, no, that's just the lifestyle you want. That's not a fetish. I believe that's a sex club called Project 25. Yeah, fetishes end with you ejaculating, right? They've got to be sexual in their being, right, at the end of the day.

So that's why, like, I have a few little kinks in the bedroom, not anything major, but things I enjoy. And, but I don't need them 24 hours a day. 24 hours a day, I want to focus on other things. I want to get other things. I don't want to be doing a jigsaw puzzle with me misses on a collar, like that going, you got any corner pieces have a look around there for corner pieces yeah my fetish is uh the tv

do the border first and then we'll do the inside you know how i do the border first mine is madman that's what mine is it's uh where she lays in the bedroom upset and i drink whiskey in the other room yeah yeah that's that's the dunn'traper

unfortunately i don't have enough money to have a secretary so i'd ever fuck this bike was there with a paper and a pipe any slippers like this how many how many papers must had gone up in men's laps back in the days of smoking. Like the amount of time, like, I remember when I was smoking burning people's outfits and stuff by accident and they walk by and all that does that.

Like how many times were someone just holding a broad sheep with a fag in their hand, just then the, like the dog ear to the corner just catches on. Did I tell you the other day when I walked into a place in the woman's hair caught on a fire? No, and it seems strange that you didn't lead with that. Okay. So I went and saw Freibert, the premier of Bert,

Christ's new sitcom, right? And afterwards there was an afterparty. And there was a girl there who actually works for the touring company that I work with. And I hadn't met her. And then she leans back on the bar and there's one of these little candles on the bar. And her fucking hair goes up. Was it coloured hair? Was that why it was so?

No, hair is just flammable. It was a lot of hair. One bit caught a light. It started burning through the whole thing. And I went, like that and then I picked up a water and she just got it out one more second and this woman was in a big gown and everything

in a vent and all those stuff I was just going to fucking dunk her just boom like that right and TMZ has you throwing water on a woman it felt like a very Larry David moment because I almost did it I turned away I almost did it after she got it put out I almost just dunked it like fires out bang I was going to smash a water into his face now I have to go on go on no I just I just knew it would have been the What did you do that for? No good deed goes unpunished, is my point.

Yes, you'd be you, with your, you'd be Peter Northing her with a cup of water. I like it, Peter North of the old-fashioned way. I'll tell you what, I'd tell you what, if you had blokes like me in my level of ejaculate during the Palisades fires, we'd all still have a fucking suburb out there. It works like retardant. Flame retardant. And it contains your DNA, so it is retardant. Now, I have to finish on this.

Hey. I don't, I don't. That's not nice, nice baby. I'm trying to change the words of the song Ice Ice Baby, so it has less bad connotations to nice, nice. I have to give a shout out to a bloke in Dublin. Nice, nice baby. Yes. Dublin.

A man came backstage and he said, Oh, yeah. Peter North, is it? To remind if I meet you, I have a gift for you. I said, oh, yeah, yeah, no worries, man. There's a guy called Gary. Oh, good-day, Gary. Gary from Ireland.

Many thanks for the life. Gary from Orland from Dublin Lake. And Gary is from a company called Carvon. Look what he gave me. He's a gift. He gave me a notebook, right? With A. As you know, I don't like you're a simple, didn't you?

And all my tour dates in Europe that he engraved onto there. And he gave me that and a pen and said, fill that up and come back with better material. Which was very funny. Yeah, it's good on. It's very sweet. I just thought he'd give him a shout out. I wanted a magnet, but he gave me this instead. But, man, I'm only just, I'm only just.

Did you buy more magnets? You've already been to those cities. You didn't double down your magnets, did you? No, I'm done with magnets for now. I don't have any, I haven't been anywhere new. But that's, that's us pretty much done. We've gone, we've far exceeded. We've saved the world.

We've far exceeded the hour. To reiterate, we've got Australia Day, what's all that about? Ice. What's going on there? Bonnie Blue The gift that keeps given, isn't she? And Catherine Benelpeg,

Australian of the year. Honestly, if you're not in space within the year, hand it back. Yeah. Well, or you've got to disarm a terrorist. If you disarm a terrorist and go to space,

you're a fucking lock-in, Catherine. You're a lock-in. Amid, I'm in, right now. Oh, fucking hell, poor, actually, I've got an idea. I'm going to start a GoFund me. And I guarantee you I could convince Elon Musk on this.

I would say Elon, there's DEI in Australia where they're giving women an unfair advantage on Australian of the year because this woman hasn't even been to space. So would you do me a favor? So wait a minute. Katie Perry is more impressive than this woman. If Katie Perry was Australian, she would have won Australian in the year. It's worth noting. Could you imagine when Katie Perry meets this scientist who's devoted 20 years of her life to science

and she's never been to space? And Katie can go, yeah, I know you say it's like that, but honestly, if you've seen it the way I have from up there. And the other one that finger bangs Oprah, she could be Australia. So my pledge is to Elon Musk. Allegedly, her name's Gail. Let's get Elon to put Ahmed al-Armed to space. Yeah, ah, yeah, get him up there.

Get him up there. Make him do some manual labor on one of the satellites, him floating out. If we put Armand in space, I think he deserves that so he gets something over, Catherine. So that's, someone clip that and give that to Elon. Oh, oh, set him up on a blind date with Catherine. I'm sure he'd love it. She looks all right, Catherine. She fills out a space suit.

Lovely girl. All right, that's what's happening at this moment. Good night.