I Don't Know About That - ATM: Episode 48 - Kid Rock Is The Artist Worth Conserving?

Episode Date: February 12, 2026

At this moment, Jim and Amos talk about how the right's best artist must be Kid Rock. They also talk about Jim's experience watching the Super Bowl in Australia, more Epstein files brought to light, grandma kidnapping, and the reason for Jim's delayed flight Jim's special "Two Limb Policy" is out now on Netflix! ADS: MONARCH: Start your free trial and get 50% off your first year of total money clarity using link www.monarch.com/ATM or code ATM MOMENTOUS: Head to http://www.livemomentous.com, and use promo code ATM for up to 35% off your first order   SOCIALS: Jim Jefferies Website: ⁠https://www.jimjefferies.com⁠ IG: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/jimjefferies⁠ FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/JimJefferies⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/jimjefferies⁠   Amos Gill IG: @abitofamosgill FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/AmosGillComedy/⁠   Theme Song: "Rein It In Cowboy" by the Doohickeys

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Welcome to At This Moment with me, Jim Jeffries. I'm here with Amos Gill. Hello, everybody. Let's plug some shows that we're going to do very quickly. I'm in Cincinnati this week, February 13th. St. Louis on my birthdays. February 14th, that one's almost sold out. Indio, which is Palm Springs coming up,

and then Las Vegas for the Rugby League, February 27th. Another big gig coming up, March 12th, Boston at the Big Wang Theatre. It's just called the Wang Theatre, but when I'm there, it's called the Big Wang Theatre. Amos, what gigs are you got? You got a big gig. Denver, Colorado. Recording a special, ladies and gentlemen, we don't want just audience members there. We want hot audience members.

I mean, like, as in that laugh a lot, not physically hot. February 12, 13, 14, that's this Thursday, Friday. Saturday come out. It'd be great to see any of the ATM people there. I'm also going to be at the Adelaide Fringe. I'm there for three weeks of the fringe. And our good mate, Forest Shore, friend of the pod, friend of ours, our friend of the listeners at this show, no doubt,

is also going to be at the Adelaide Fringe, staying at my house nonetheless. And he would love you to come out and see his show, The Ocean Hates you. So go and watch Forest while he's down there. I told him it was worth his time, Adelaide people. So go and watch him if you can. He's written a great show about the ocean and his life as a marine biologist,

which I've been telling him to do forever. Yeah, yeah, no. He's got a very unique point of view there that no one else had. What are we going to talk about today? Obviously, we talk about the Super Bowl, the two different Super Bowl halftime shows you could watch. We talk about Nancy Guthrie's kidnapping as well as discuss. the Epstein files and probably even scary than that, Jim.

What the fuck will any of us do for a job in the next five years? What will we do? What will we do? Enjoy the show. We'll listen more. Hi, everybody. Welcome to At This Moment with me, Jim Jeffries. I'm here with Amos Gil.

A lot to talk about. There are always is a lot to talk about. We'll just talk about two or three things. How are you, mate? Mate, I'm still absolutely buzzing off that Kid Rock halftime show before. I haven't seen it. I look, like the scab that I am, I watched Bad Bunny. Dude, it was funny.

I watched, I watched. I was disappointed because I thought it was going to be Jive Bunny from the 90s, but no, it was bad Bunny. I watched at the Super Bowl, at the Comedy Seller they had on the big screen, the comedians party. And I just, it was just my bit for the entire time that there was, and there was a lot of Puerto Rican people that came, right? And there's a lot of, there's a lot of Latin dudes, black dudes wearing bad bunny hats who were so excited with that.

I sat in the corner and I had my turning point USA half time show up on my phone and I kept trying to pair it to the screen. And I have to say, if you're conservative, of which I often lean in some areas in my life and not another's, God, it's got to fucking suck on Super Bowl day to realize is the really, the whole conservative movement

is going to be represented by, Kid Rock. I mean, aren't we over this by now? He did the RNC. It's mediocre shite. And if we're talking about conserving culture, if Kid Rock is the culture we're conserving, then call me a progressive because we've got to move past that. Mate, I was in a bar in Melbourne, right? Which is always something to see all the Australia. Okay, so American sports are so popular now in Australia that I'm starting to think that Australian sports are just going to die. No, the only reason they're popular is it gives you a reason to have beer and chicken wings for breakfast.

You think, but they're all in their jerseys, mate. And they weren't just wearing, they weren't just wearing Seahawks and Patriot jerseys. They were wearing whatever team they're into. It's funny when you come from another country and just go, I'm going to find, I live here. I've lived here for 17 years, right? But I was seeing like the three blokes that were all wearing their San Francisco young, you know, the quarterback young jerseys.

And I'm like, did you all get together because you're like young? Or did you all agree on together that that was going to be your player? But they're all like, oh, yeah, you know, he's been throwing for not enough passes and stuff. And then I heard the great statement. Some bloke next to me, he goes, oh, fuck this halftime show. We should be watching Chris Rock. And I'm like, yeah, I would be up for Chris Rock at halftime. We could watch Chris Rock.

That's what the Australians thought was the alternative show. Chris Rock's going to come out. Watch a bit of Chris Rock. Actually, that'd be a great Chris Rock routine. There's Ozys and then there's Bogans. Bogan's be messing it up for everybody. Oh, damn straight. But I didn't see the Kid Rock show.

And I know what you're saying. Like, conservatives, if you're a conservative person, like, I love God, I love country, I love Trump. And what music do you listen to? I have to listen to Kid Rock and Ted Nugent is the only one. Like, if I'm an old bloke, I'm Ted New. And Lee Greenwood. Oh, yeah.

Because that's the thing. It's like, there are a lot of people who didn't like Bad Bunny at my party who were into Bad Bunny because they're like, well, my side of politics likes Bad Bunny now. Yeah, how do you vote? Bad Bunny? You know what? It was wonderful. It was a wonderful celebration of the Latino community.

And it was like, and I didn't know how they're going to do it. So first of all, they had them like in gardens, which I thought was a bit on the nose, right? You know, long grass that needed to be mowed. And then there was then there was some telegraph polls. We work up on polls like this. But don't worry about it. When we have a part, then they showed like, this is how our weddings look. Don't our weddings look more fun than your weddings?

like kinsigneras and weddings and they basically just celebrated we eat out of trucks we keep your grass short and we have banging parties and you know what they fucking do they do the thing is all the dancers were paid under the table oh yes yes yes yes it would have been nice to make it realistic if one ice agent ran it out through the grass and they all scattered you know that would have been more realistic on pulleys he comes flying over them yeah yeah but you know it never it never happen. I've always thought that ice now is being branded so badly. Like, they just need a new name really for it. That name is really ruined because there's some people who support ice. You don't have to do much. Just add an end to the beginning of it. You know, there we go.

Zinger. What if, what if you go with what Australia uses out is border force? Yeah, border force, but that's a documentary. But border force in Australia is just like this. Border force. We've had to look through your bag and you put a snake. into this canister. Do you know anything about it? It's always some Chinese, like, going, what's going? This is, this one, medicine.

Yeah. Well, not in Australia, it's not, mate. Yeah, yeah, it's a pest. That one's there to get rid of mice. Oh. On the, I'm just got up a plane. I just came back to Australia. I did some shows in New Zealand,

then I went and recorded a show with Glenn Robbins and Mick Malloy over, over in Australia. And Lawrence Mooney, who incidentally, I said, you. I said, is Lawrence Mooney a good guy? And he said, Lawrence Mooney is a great guy. And by the way, all reports, you're right. Great guy. Really, really nice to Lawrence Mooney. He's a legend, Lozzer. The loose unit lozah. Anyway, so Lawrence was like, Lawrence told a story on the show about me

that, you know, I've got a terrible memory about me and him doing a gig in Terrigal when I'm 20, and my parents drove us out there, and my mum and dad drove me and Lawrence Mooney back in the back of a car, whilst my mother berated me for swearing too much. So, and I didn't remember meeting him to begin with. So that's how good my memory is. Anyway, anyhow, a half-time show, Bad Bunny comes out. You know what else I like? That was a super under.

Ricky Martin came out. I wanted, I wanted Ricky Martin to smash into the World Cup song. The Cup of Life. Olee, alloolea, people would have gone in it. But then you get people like Megan Kelly goes, well, American football, it's in the name, it's American football, it should be American halftime acts, right? That is the dumbest fucking argument I have ever heard in my life. Because it's American, it should only be American.

I'll tell you something about the NFL. They're trying to sell it overseas. Don't you worry about that. Well, if it has to be, I've got a deal for you, if it has to be an American act performing at the Super Bowl, then stop saying world champions. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, world champions or world series, lots of stuff, but it's our sport. I was in Melbourne.

There was people from the NFL at the party that I was at, and they were giving away NFL hats that said Melbourne on the side because the Rams are going to play San Francisco there next season. It's going to be the first NFL game on Australian soil. They've had games in London. Now they're going to have games in Australia. As with the baseball, they've had series in Korea and Japan. I just don't know if you noticed there.

I just had to brush past that because I will not have my queen spoken about poorly. and I will not be on the record criticizing Megan Kelly. She's my dream woman. Really? She gets better looking with age. Which brings us to, why didn't they kidnap her mother? You know what I mean? Like poor Guthrie, what's going on there?

Mate, okay, so you want to get tinfoiled with me on this one? Look, first of all, she's a woman in her 80s. When you see that ring, by the way, what's going on with? ring doorbells. It used to be, it just shows up on your phone and then you get to keep the footage. Now, the FBI have to search three files for two weeks. Don't even get me started on Ring Doorbell. Did you see their Super Bowl ad?

What, the Guthrie's? No, no, no, the Super Bowl ad for Ring. Did you see this? No, no, all I got was Australian ads. If you're in Australia watching the Sub-Bowl, it's just like, Terry's plumbing. I can be over at your house by four. We don't put as much effort in as...

No, no, no. We don't get all the other ads. what happens in Australia is you get the local ads and then on the news, they'll go like this, and America had some pretty good ads. And then I saw the one that had Joey from Friends and for dunking donuts and I have not seen any of the ads. Yeah, because in Australia, it's on so early in the morning, you actually get the lowest tier ads like paint supplies, paint supplies. It's not that early. It's like 10 a.m.

It's all right. It's 10 a.m. It's not breakfast and it's not nighttime. Oh, no. The place I was at fucked up with the food. they were selling, they had little bacon and egg like sliders that were cold and then a pile of croissons. And you're like, who just picks up a croissant and just eats it? Like without putting any filling or having a coffee with it or anything, just like, I'm going to have a dry crosson.

Might as well just eat a loaf of bread and, you know. But anyway, what were you telling about the ads? Okay, so Ring, well, if you're going to bring up Ring, they had an ad that everyone was saying was very dystopian. So they disguised it by saying it was about finding neighbourhood dogs, that get lost. You didn't see this anywhere? No. Okay, so it is,

the premise of the ad is that now they can tap into all the ring doorbells around the world and let's say in your neighborhood your dog went missing. Yeah. It has facial recognition software built into it and all the houses

will be able to search through the street that's in front of them and they have a network of being able to find certain faces in the neighborhood and they use the dog dog to be like, isn't this great? We'll find your pooch if he goes missing. But everyone else on the internet is like, hold on, you have a databases clearly of all of our faces

and the police and the FBI and everything will be able to use ring doorbells essentially to deport people? That horse is already bolted. They already, when those those... That's how they found Munchione. We all know that. Yes, that's how they do it. I once reported a man for peering through my window, and I won't say what ethnicity the man was. I reported to ring and they wouldn't put it up there because they said I was profiling. I'll profile anyone who goes up to my window like that. I don't, you know what I mean? He didn't just go knock, knock, knock,

and then I wasn't home and then he walked away. He went knock, knock, and then he started peering through the bloody window. And I said, watch out for this fella and they wouldn't post it. Back. So that's like when I used the citizen app in like small American towns. And they're like, warning, black man spotted. I never said. I never said what color he was.

I never said anything. I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. I think he was a Croatian fella. He was a puddle of Greece after he left. So I want to read you about... Okay, okay. Carry on.

Carry on. I think that Croatian fella had a puddle of Greece. I think that joke might have gone over the heads of a lot of Americans. Puddle of Greece. Why is he by? He's saying that him and his type of greasy people. Yes. I look, I didn't say it.

Okay, so Savannah Guthrie's mother. kidnapped. I've always been a big fan of Agatha as well. I've always happy when I see her on screen. Anyway. I've been following it a lot

in this house. Anika is very fascinating. I think she's dead because they're not giving any proof of life. They're saying here's the Bitcoin account. You can deposit the money to

here's the deadline, but they're not showing that she's still alive. They found blood at the scene of the crime. I think this old woman may have passed away in the home invasion.

I think she may have passed away and I don't think they killed her on purpose. I think they wanted the money. etc. And kidnapping her, why kidnap someone in their 80s? They could die in the process.

Well, I don't believe it is a kidnapping. I think the kidnapping is a cover. I think this is a hit to send a message. So why? Why would they send her a message? The poor lady. Savannah Gathre is famous for, in my mind, anyway, giving Virginia Jafray the Epstein victim who was Australian,

the first voice. And in fact, it was a huge moment when Savannah Guthrie had her on. And the network was facing serious amounts of lawsuits at the time. And this journalism ended up leading to the Prince Andrew losing his royal titles. Once again, horse already bolted. What's the point of hurting the woman now? All this information is all out. It's not like you bump off Guthrie's mother and all of a sudden the Epstein files go away.

Let me read you. Savannah Guthrie in the most recent dump of those files that came out suspiciously around the same time that Guthrie's mother gets taken and there's seemingly... Just before you start, I do want to say this. I've always been anti-conspiracy theorists, but now I'm getting on board every day. I'm getting on board. I'd like to apologize to all those people who I did the Jim Jeffery show, who I said were conspiracy theorists. I know they weren't, you know, all right.

And I still don't believe Q was a thing. I believe... No, no doubt. No, no. Let me just read you. They ran with the ball a bit too much. Let me just read you what Guthrie's name came up in the most recent discovery in the Epstein files.

I saw a great stat today. Do you know that Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files more time than Jesus is mentioned in the Bible? So we're saying that the Epstein files are the gospel according to Donald? More times, more times. And it's not over. We haven't crucified the cunt yet. Dude, when we go back and look on our time in a thousand years, the Epstein Files will be the guy, the book.

And if your name wasn't in there, it'll be the New New Testament. New and improved testament. There's something that rhymes with New that I was going to say. Newsom? Jacket, this is where my mind doesn't go to, where yours does. Bloody terrible human being. Get on to the Guthrie.

Just wanted this is Jeffrey Epstein. writing. Just wanted to give you a heads up. She's done another interview with Savannah Guthrie. In it, she said that the following. One, she was interviewed by FBI in 2011, by a redacted. In the interview, she gave the names of all the girls she helped traffic. She was also interviewed by Estin, NY, Southern District, New York. Three, two other women also tell DOG the Epstein specifically traffic them to other men. And four, there are cameras inside the New York house of mine. This is what he's. saying and others where he could watch people in the bathrooms and elsewhere.

They plan to air it on today and this Friday's dateline. Hope this is helpful. This is an email that was sent to Jeffrey Epstein. These people have hidden cameras in their bathrooms and their Airbnbs and things like that so they can watch people. I haven't finished Better Call Saul and I love Breaking Bad. But where have people got the time? What to blackmail others or you?

I just mean, do they watch all the footage? Do they come home and go, oh, there's a film, better watch that, or do they fast forward through the good bits? I think if your hotel was bugged in Jeffrey, let's say you were staying in your power, Jeffrey Epstein's pad here in New York City, and he had the toilet bugged for you. He wouldn't even blackmail so much to say, are you okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'd probably get an anonymous email from a proctologist who's here to help. I'm a friend of Jeffrey. Mr. Epstein told me that you were having some significant trouble. I would be in the Epstein Files referred to as Mr. Prolapse. Mr. Prolapse is coming to stay. Put some Benjaminite in the cupboard. Give him one of the older women who were accepting of these things. Yeah.

So anyway, there's a lot of people saying it seems odd that one Virginia Jafray got knocked off. Because listen, Pam Bondi's in front of Congress. Okay, so that's the girl who was interviewed by Guthrie, right? She gets knocked off, right? Okay. Okay. And so they're, so she's knocked off.

And if you look at it, you're like, man, this is getting all a little bit crazy. You know, Virginia Jeffreys, knocked off. Today, Pam Bondi's in front of the Senate

or the Congress, I forget which one. And she's essentially saying, there were no victims. We've prosecuted everybody. It was Jeffrey Epstein that slept with some prostitutes, and he got them for Galais Maxwell

and case closed. And it's like, you're not going to interview any of these people. So no one falls. And then Virginia, Jeffrey, who was on Guthrie's TV show, gets popped. She ends up dying in Australia. And then we've got this lady getting her mother kidnapped.

And we don't know why that's going on. It's probably not related. But we are in that crazy time where you've got to put the strings around in your house. I don't believe any of the suicides. No, I don't think any of the suicides happen. But if the suicides did happen, and I am wrong, it's suicide's a terrible thing that happen to any family. Although I will say that, what is it always with red,

string and pins and doing that, does it truly help solve a case, a bit of red string on a cork board? Well, that's one of the sad things about the internet era is we, I guess we stopped doing that. We're going and this person's attached. Like you can put a photo up and then go, this person's attached to this person, but the red string and the pins where it all goes like that. Does anyone that still do that? If you do that, send us a picture of your wall where you're trying to solve something. Right. Well, somewhere there's a string of you at your Comedy Central seat and then like Democratic headquarters all the way back to Hillary Clinton. Oh, man. When I was doing the Jim Jeffery's show and Hillary Clinton was sending me that bags of money, that was a sweet time, man. That was fucking sweet. Do you miss that money? Well, yeah, I miss that money. I miss that money.

Of course I do. And I was always optimistic that maybe she'd run again and then I could get a bit more, but it hasn't happened that way. And I can say this about Kamala Harris, cheap, cheap woman, she's money, but not a lot of money. Well, do you want to carry on with one more of Epstein story? No, I will carry on with all of them. We beat this to death, but there was another email that I was looking at. Which is one of the accusations. Did you know that it came out today that the FBI, in this hearing,

the FBI went and got the tape and erased it from his cell and the cell and all of the prison when he killed himself. Okay, so I know there was missing tape. No, they ever raised other tape. Yeah, no, he was 100% killed in that. Anyone who thinks that Jeff Reyes. Oh, you think killed? I for a while,

originally I said Jeff Epsom was killed by the state to keep his mouth shut because he was an intelligence asset that had run out of usefulness, right? Right. I now believe that he is alive in Israel. All right, Jack's nodding along. Jack believes he's alive in Israel.

Okay, did you see the new evidence that people are putting out there? There was that photo. There's a picture of a bloke and they show the wrinkles on his face. But there's so much AI that you can make a fortnight. A fortnight. What's happening in Fortnite? What's happening in Fortnight?

Jeffrey Epstein's Fortnite Gamer Tag was little, littlest Jeff one. And it has actually been logged in. What, they can't play Fortnite, not Call a Judy. He did like kids, eh? He did like kids. That's how you know, right? Peter, he's fucking, he played that. He played Roblox.

in roadblocks he made like an island that people could visit with rides on it he downloaded he downloaded season one to five of blueie yeah no i don't watch blueie by myself don't say that so it says here and by the way his fortnight results because apparently his fortnight account keeps being logged in baffling uh he has a 20% win record he's elite at fortnight 20%'s a terrible win record oh winning the whole game i think winning the whole game i think winning the game.

Oh, like we're beating all the players. Oh, no, that is elite. That's beyond elite.

That is beyond elite. Yeah, that's very, I'll just put it this way. My 13 year old is outgrown Fortnite. Yeah. He doesn't want to play

because it's a kid's game. So what do you, if you, let's say that he is like, he's gone away somewhere in Tel Aviv and he's changed his identity. He's wearing a mask. He's taken a surgery.

But if this is to be true, and he, he's done everything to stay hidden. And then he, he just, he just, he's just, breaks one day and logs back into his old.

Have you, have you, no, but this is the thing, you can't have two accounts. That's, you can't have two accounts in these things. You have to have one.

They figure you out. If, if, if, if it turns out that we get him because of Fortnite, that's a little bit like Capone with the tax returns,

isn't it? Like, that was the way that we, we discovered him, was that he had his PlayStation networking account going. Well, can they check the chats? What's he saying on Fortnite?

Well, did you ever find, you know, he got kicked on. Xbox. You got Xbox. Which is so fucking all the

things he did for Bill Gates and to get kicked off Xbox. I'd be filthy with that as well. I fly out to me fucking Ireland. I give you women. I give you food. Like I shoot. Where's the private chef from the island?

Have we spoken to that cunt? Do you want to know where he is? Where? He works for a talk show host in Los Angeles. Who? I believe he worked. for Jimmy Kimmel. Where have you heard this bullshit?

So you think he's Jimmy Kimmel's chef? Or does he just boil yet? No, no, no. He's not a chef. They're actually, they're friends. Right. And they have a restaurant business together? Right.

Right. I believe, because this is what, this is what, this is why Aaron, I can't believe you knew this. So people are actually talking about where's the chef? Yeah, because this is what happened with, this is why Aaron Rogers was going after Jimmy Kimmel. his name's Adam Perry Lang I've been missing too much news

Adam Perry Lang no Jack doesn't know Jack doesn't know Jack knows about Fortnite so back to the Fortnite can't we just check the chat can't they go back and review whatever chat because they say that before you start video games now that your conversation is being

recorded do they yeah yeah so now it's so because do you remember how it was like five years years ago. It's still bad. But five years ago, the use of the N-word was outrageous. Where I was like

I had to turn the chat off. It was too bad. People were, the racist slurs were crazy on there. Like, like, a lot. Because I lived in my little bubble where I thought, people don't say those words that much. There's a few hillbillies, fucking throwing it around, but that's about it.

Nah. Not on fucking PlayStation. They're letting it fucking rip. Yeah, well, PlayStation's did feel a lot like like 4chan or something. My brother had a bloke that he used to play with whose user tag was Kill the Juice, right? And I was just like, you guys, oh, he's a good guy. And I go, what are you playing with that bloke for? He hadn't cracked the code.

He didn't even think that what the other word could have meant. Yeah, it means kill OJ for that murder. Yeah, he thought he was like a guy who was into vitamins, just trying to, you got to kill that juice, got to smash it back. Jesus, that's a weak excuse. I thought he's into Honestly, honestly he didn't know. And when I told him,

he went, oh no, you know, yeah. Jesus. Yeah. So it was killed and then like a juice box. Is it the word juice?

People work around juice. It turns out like if you don't believe in racism, if you think racism is dead, you get on that, you get on the place. station for just 30 minutes. You'll see it's alive and well and kicking. Okay.

Do you want to go into any more of this story? Yeah, I love it. I love it. It's going to. Anyway, look, all we're saying is Pam Bondi today basically say case closed. We've read the documents. All is well. Are we really, and this is my thing, the Super Bowl halftime show, as far as I'm

concerned, the most unifying thing that they could have done, is, and this would have, I would vote for whoever this leader was forever, is imagine if they just walked all of the pedophiles that went to the island onto the middle of the stadium and the half-time show was then being executed. I really think that's where we're at. We need that at this point. None of them would have agreed to it. You lure them in. You say, you guys are the backup dancers for a Sabrina Carpenter concert. No, all you got to do is because they're all rich and famous, you give them a private box, and then they all start going, figure out why you're all together.

Dude, yeah. It's a private, it's a super box. And now for your half-time entertainment show, and then the lights hit the super box. And they realize what it is. And then the flight, it just goes, f f f f f, like they, then they, then a glass wall goes down and some gas starts dropping from the roof. Would that not? not be the most iconic.

And then, listen, you can have kid rock on after that if you want. So then Kid Rock and Bad Bunny should release a song right now to bring this country together. I don't know a single Kid Rock song. What's one of his songs? He does like a Sweet Home Alabama cover. I've never got it. Yeah, he does it. He does it.

I don't get it. Ted Nugent, same thing. Ted Nugent, they always go on. Oh, he's the gun guy. His music sucks. Yeah, cat scratched fever. And then there's one about him shagging her third. year old or something.

Jail bait. Jail bait. Yeah. The 10 days one called jail bait or some shit. Yeah. 10 years. It's part of the reason I changed my name.

Okay. So that's the Epstein stuff. Plenty more of that going on. Let's go back to the poor lady Guthrie. What that poor lady, Tucson was, am I correct? Tucson Arizona.

Tucson. If she, she is alive. She must be bloody terrified. I feel terrible for all of her kids and everything like that. What a terrible thing to have happened. And they've said they'll pay the money, right? They said, we'll pay the money. Just show us some proof of life. She's alive. Yeah, nothing. Yeah. Nothing there at all. Now, the other big story that's... If you got kidnapped, I'd be bothered. Also, if you're, if you're an 87-year-old woman and it's called a kidnapping, you've got to feel good about it. You're like, oh, I'm looking well. I'm looking well.

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Are you a reader of the New York Times, Jim? Do you whip that out in the morning over a cup of coffee? Look, I tell you what I was a reader of. I was a reader of newspapers. And once they got rid of hard copies of newspapers. I love newspapers. I love the newspaper. You get that bloody shake it.

I go to it. There's a hotel called the Bowery Hotel that's not far from where I live. And they have all the newspapers that you can get in the morning. And sometimes I go in there and I read the newspaper in their, you know, in their lobby. and I've done it enough times that I think they've started to realize I'm not a paying customer and did I ever tell you this thing that I've been doing

where Anika completely lost faith in me as a provider and future, you know, she basically thinks I'm a complete fucking loser is what I'm trying to say. You make more money than her, right? Yeah, you know what I did the other day? She goes, what are you doing? I made a list of all the mid to low tier hotels in New York that offer a free breakfast where you don't have to show a car.

where you could just go up and get yourself a bagel and sausage patty and a free cup of coffee and you could do some work in there. Jeez, she's an efficient woman, your missus. No, I made that and she was like... Oh, you made that. I made that and she was like... She's an efficient woman. And then like when I said to her, you know the Canberia Hotel, you can get a cup of coffee

and like cream cheese and a bagel for free and you just sit in there and move about your day? And she's like, you don't have eight dollars? Oh, mate. it's my birthday this week. You don't think Denny's is going to cop it. Is it Denny's or is it Norms? Who gives you the free breakfast on your birthday? One of them, if you go in and you show your license

and you have a thing, they'll give you a free breakfast. I might just go around to all the Denny's and just be fat as a fool. So here was the other story I wanted to tell you. Richard Nixon, tell me about him. What's your thoughts on? What is he in the papers again? Is he? Well, they've, because speaking of unreleased files,

seven pages. Richard Nixon, I think historically, and this before I know what you're about to tell me, I think historically we're going to look back on his scandal next to all the scandals that have happened now and let go, that's the guy who resigned. So he bugged someone's office and recorded people.

You know, it's not good, but in comparison to the shit we've been dealing with now, this is fucking, you know why he didn't get voted in the first time because it was the first televised debate and he had a one drop of sweat on his lip and we went, no. And then we had a bloke. I grab women by the pussy and he gets straight through, right?

Sweaty lip he didn't get in for different times. He was also going up against, you know, a very handsome JFK, you know. But two, three, there's a couple things that are fascinating out of the most recent RFKs, uh, Richard Nixon stuff. One is listening to a tape where Nixon's talking to a director of national intelligence, like CIA type figure in his office. These are the recordings. He put these microphones in his office.

Basically, Richard. Nixon was essentially saying, I know what you guys did to Jack. Okay. And I, and they don't really want to talk about it in the recordings. But he is essentially saying, I know what you can do to me. And so he's a very, they say he was a very precocious man, very paranoid man, Richard Nixon. He thought everyone was plotting against him. And these files came out, the New York Times of release. It's called seven pages of a sealed Watergate file set undiscovered until now. And really what it shows is that the joint chiefs of staff, the military commanders at the time did not like that the, he's actually his hard right.

So he was worried about the Democrats, but actually the hard right to him, these military commanders were undermining his presidency the entire time and had spies in all of his cabinet meetings who were releasing all of these documents. They would call up the Washington Post all the time with what he was planning on doing with, I believe it was India and Pakistan at the time. And he wanted to support Pakistan and people in the military, some of them wanted to support India so they would leak against him. And that's why he got the plumbers to plug the leaks inside his own cabinet to say,

where the fuck is this coming from? Because me and Kissinger keep getting leaked against all the time. So he has this crew go out. Anyway, he ends up testifying in front of the grand jury after he's lost his office. And they've released seven pages of that, which they held top secret forever, and Nixon didn't want release to the public. And basically what it turns out to be is that he could have. at the time shown proof that the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the Navy, the Army were spying on him

so badly at the time. He could have come out and said this, but he said it would be unbecoming of the office and would degrade the reputation of the military while they fought in Vietnam, and that he would not want the public to lose faith in the military. But essentially, he wanted Americans to know that they are controlled by a deep government, the deep state government, and that deep state government is the military, and that if a president goes against the military, they will do anything to destroy them.

And so this guy's take kind of in the New York Times is that Nixon was far from a crook. He was perhaps one of the most honorable men ever, because he could have saved himself, but he would have brought the country sort of into disgrace. So we're pro-Nixon now. I've always been pro-Nixon. There's something about him that I've always liked. I'm not a crook.

The people don't know of that person. I'm not a crook. Yeah, yeah, and the wobbly cheeks. That, yeah, it was good, good value. But it is, but what I think, the reason I'm bringing this up is it all links to the Epstein shit to me, which is, it just seems that there is just these people behind the scenes, whoever they are that are able to, you know, kill someone in a cell, blow up the documents, tread the files, make us move along. So, you believe, okay, so, so just tie this in a cell. about you believe because I believe that Epstein was killed but bumped off and look in in a bipartisan move I reckon Clinton and Trump might have had a call with each other right this is the only

Epstein files the only bipartisan thing that's happened in this country for decades right where both sides are just like a shut up fuck up shut up I believe that a group of people just went a Trumpy we won't say anything bad about you just make this go away I reckon he was killed think he's in Israel? Listen, at most, I believe he was murdered and he was an asset. No one believes he committed suicide, right? No one believes this. I don't believe the girl committed suicide either.

I don't believe any of them did. I think people being bumped off. But we are moving into, and this is such a horrible place to be, there is nothing that anyone can tell any of us at this point where we don't go, ah, man. Someone said this the other day, this was a guy that worked in intelligence, and he goes, don't not believe the news, but always no matter what you see, if it's a tweet and image and news story. The most important word today is maybe.

Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. You know, you're looking at the TV and you go, maybe. I don't know. Maybe. I had things happen to me online where people have accused me of shit and stuff about that. It's been completely untrue or completely misquoted that ever since then I've just been like,

I don't fucking believe anything. I don't believe anything. I'm so happy, so happy. I don't have the Jim Jeffery show anymore at this time. To have a political talk show where you have to chat about shit that's going on right now would be a living hell. I get nervous when you start talking. Mate,

imagine if you got kidnapped, your mother kidnapped because of the show. Don't give, oh, no, they wouldn't be. They'd throw my back, I tell you. I'll tell you what,

if you fucking kidnap Carolyn Nugent at your own peril, you try getting her into the back of a van. Don't have to be a bloody big van. throw her in there. Oh, my sciatica, my back. Oh, my God. She would have gone down. I want to speak to the manager.

We're taking you off to a hidden place. I need a chair. If my mum was kidnapped, she'd be doing this the whole time. Is this your car, is it? If McDonald's rappers on the floor, it's fucking filthy and disgusting. In wonder you're a kidnapper. You're a two-bit loser. Yeah, yeah.

Your old trots would give him a serve. She'd fucking go on all day. She'd just go, is this what you've amounted to, is it? This upholstery does not match Can't get a nice car, can't get a good job, can't get a good girl, loser. Turn the heater on. A woman in the car.

I will have sex with you, but... No, I'm not kidding. Okay, next story. Next story, because I want to get out of the shadowy world of everything that's spinning around us because I could read a million files, but let's do you think fun. I want to talk about the Winter Olympics.

Yes. Lindsay Vaughan, there was a big buildup to Lindsay Vaughn. The news was, this is Vaughn's Day and they were showing. She goes, she's 41 years of age. She has no ACL, not a snap one. The ACL's gone. No one else could do it. They showed us just doing squats.

They went, oh, she's going for gold. And I actually was sitting in Melbourne and I sat up and watched it. And I went, all right, let's bloody check this out, you know. And she went about 50 meters, hit a flag and got helicoptered off the mountain. So that didn't go well. So it was good to watch Snoop Dogg sitting there watching up and being upset like he knows anything about skiing. But that was the America's chances. Australia won some medals in, what is it, we normally win in the bloody flip it around on the boards, right?

Oh, the snowboard, yeah. Now, but the best story, you've missed it. Okay, the best story was number one. I don't know if you saw the man who set the record going uphill on his skis. he did a sub six-minute mile while wearing skis walking up a hill in them. I didn't know. That's the most viral footage. Is that an event?

Going up. Yeah, cross-country skiing. Yeah, cross-country skiing. The greatest thing I think I've ever, the greatest athletic feet I think I've ever seen. And that was the greatest athletic feet. You need to see. Did you see the game where Shohei or Tarni hit like three home runs and then it had an ERA?

On pure cardio alone, this was the greatest thing. Jack, you have to show Jim this because as far as the whites go, this is the greatest thing we've ever done. I'll caveat it with that. The greatest thing the whites have ever done. Athletically, look at this. Have you seen Mozart?

All right, so put a pause here 30 minutes. Johannes Claibor. Is that in fast, is that like in that real speed? That's, yeah, look at him. How fast are most people do the mile in? He did a six- Because the five-minute miles fast When you're running, right?

Yeah, that's for it. I don't think, I honestly believe we could do a test, I don't think you could run a mile and flat. Me? Outside now in under six minutes. You could have ended that sentence with, I don't think you could run a mile.

And you would have got, you would have been, like nonstop running? Yeah, you guess. Without having to stop for it. Like, can I do the shuffle like that bloke in a Australia. Remember that old bloke in Australia that used to run around the go, cliff or whatever his name was? It was his fucking name. You know that old cut in Australia? Do you remember that bloke? You might be before your time. We had

this old bloke that used to run around Australia for charity and he used to shuffle along cliffy. Anyway, so he went up the hill. But what about you were telling me about the guy. Okay. So the best story was this man. Yes. There was a man doing the, he's a Norwegian bi-athlete. And by that I mean he does two events. He doesn't fuck men and women. Right. Although he didn't disclose that. Yeah.

Okay, so he wins bronze and then they're interviewing him. And then this is what he says. I could play it to you, but he speaks in Norwegian. But here it is translated. He goes, you know, there's someone I want to share it with this medal who might not be watching today. Six months ago, I met the love of my life, the most beautiful and kindest person in the world.

Three months ago, I made the biggest mistake and cheated. on her and I told her about it a week ago. It's been the worst week of my life, he says tearfully in the interview. I told her a week ago and it ended, of course. I'm not ready to give up. I hope that committing social suicide in front of the world might show her how much I love her.

I'm taking the consequences for what I've done. I regret it with all my heart, he says. Maybe I'm stupid. I'm a member of the soror. I'm a member of Mensa, but I do do stupid things. He continues. Oh, he dropped.

that humble, bragging. Didn't he? You know, I may have a big dick, but I don't always know how to use it. I have a beautiful skin and a wonderful smile, but I'm not smiling at the moment.

He says he regrets it since the day he cheated. And then I realized that this woman in my life, so basically he's talking about post-nut regret while he's on the podium. I've been that through. I've been through that many times, where you come and you go, What did I do that for? Here is his finishing line.

My only way and the only goal I have is to put everything onto the table right now at this, my biggest moment, and say, can you still love me? Please. Look, I ordinarily would say, I don't worry about it. There's plenty more fish in the sea. But come on, give him another go, love. Go on. Go see me. But also, you won a bronze.

If you won the gold, you get a. Well, maybe if he wins the gold, he goes, maybe I could get someone better than it. If I'm her, if I'm in the bronze, you go a bedlist. That's what I'd do. And then he has to forgive her. Yeah,

you bang the gold medalist after. It was it another Norwegian because they have, oh, good looking Norwegian is hard to come by. Where will he find another one? That's where that guy was making the six minute mile run to that guy's girlfriend. Can we see a picture of this woman? She must be something else for a Norwegian to think.

Well, she has responded. She says, I've seen it and it's put me in a really awful position. I appreciate the awkwardness that he's done there, but I'm not... And this is a real interesting one because I said to Anika, I go, I hope they get back together. He really cares and she's like, he's a fucking dickhead. And only a man would think that's a good idea.

I was playing the board game Secret Hitler with my wife. Did I mention this the other day? I was playing Secret Hitler, which is not as bad as it sounds. it's an actual board game. And I played that with my in-laws. It's a little easier. Yeah. And it's like traders.

Some people are fascists. Some people are liberals. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I just said to my wife, I said, I am a liberal. And I was Hitler the whole time, right? And I won the game. And afterwards, my wife was unhappy. I couldn't believe that you lied to me so easily.

I'm like, that's the game. That's what you meant to do. It's a no-win situation for you. Yeah, well, aren't you happy that you have a husband? who's in a wonderful game player. Okay. But also, just think about this. Imagine being the girl that fucked this Norwegian skier,

and then you're watching the Winter Olympics, and he's standing with a bronze medal going, I had sex with someone, and it ruined my life. I realized immediately after I was sleeping with this woman, how men she meant nothing to me. And I was with the best woman. The other woman in this situation must be like, oh, fuck at hell, mate.

Turn me into a news paper headline. We've got to see both now. Yeah, we've got to see both women. We have to compare. We have to compare, like whether this. Is there a daily male in Norway? Because that feels like something that the Oslo Times would write. He should have said this, you're my gold medal.

She's the bronze. That would have gotten him through. You know what I mean? Maybe make the two women stand on a podium. So that was easy. Are you watching much of the winter? games? I watch a little bit.

I don't, I'm not, I don't like snow. I don't like snow and I don't like ice. I don't like cold weather. So it's not really for me, the winter games. I always like to watch things that I think, you know, if I worked hard, maybe I could achieve that. And I definitely couldn't do anything. It's very impressive.

The ones where they, they're going down the mountain over 100 kilometers now. Yeah, I mean, downhilling Alpine, Slaylam, all that. That's incredible. The one that gets me, every year. time because it's on at a time where I can't watch the downhilling. In the curling as an umpire. The curling is all I've been seeing. This lawn bowls of the ice.

Yes. It's on the cusp for me of whether or not it should be included. Lawn balls is a trickier sport because you've got to curl the ball in yourself without people brooming all along. You know what I mean? What you could do with lawn balls is you could do it in long grass and have two blokes with mowers on the side. With a whippers snipper?

Yeah. Trying to fucking shorten the grass. Long grass, long grass, long grass, long grass. Stop boys, stop boys. With the turf roller. Yeah, turf roller. The turf roller, man. We should pitch that for Commonwealth games.

Well, the problem is, the problem is you can only do one end at a time and then you have to go up to another field. It takes a large, you need to play a complete game. You need an overgrown golf course. You could have it on Clarkson's farm. Cameras are already set up. It's the right place to come. Yeah, so I've been trying to give that a bit of a go, but I've been watching another sport that I wanted to bring up with you.

I don't know how to show this to you. I'm going to message you. Have you heard of Run Nation? One Nation, Pauline Hanson's Party? No, this is called Run Nation. Is this a whole lot of right-wing people who run a lot? Is it Australian-based? No, it is a new sport, which really brings us back down to our most animalistic.

I've texted it to you. It's just two dudes who run at each other and bump into each other. And if you get knocked out of the circle, you'll lose. This is really a sort of end point of our humanity. Just watch this. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, that's just rugby league, mate. It's rugby league without the ball.

Without the ball and the rest of the team. Without the pesky team around you. Because if you think about it, that's what we love to see at all sports, is two big dudes running flat out into each other. And then there's this ball that's around. And you go, yeah, yeah, yeah, very good. But the moment the crowd loses it is always big boys getting banged into each other. Solid badge.

Big shoulder badge. This is the whole sport. Yeah, yeah. Where do you put this because there was the Slap League? Did you watch Slap League? I'll be honest. I can't believe it's taken as this long to get Run Nation. And I want to be a sponsor.

I'll do charity gigs for a run nation. Okay, you want a Jim Jeffries team? Well, you didn't get the rugby league team ownership. Mate, I'm fucking. The bears are coming along, mate. I keep on, because I haven't watched rugby league in 20-something years, I keep bloody, like, logging on who have the bears signed? And they go, oh, we got this new player from England.

And I'm like, oh, yeah, you looks good. But I don't know shit. I'm trying to familiarize myself. And that's why I'm going to the rugby league in Vegas. I'm trying to familiarize myself back with the league. the greatest of all the rugby's. Well, anyway, I want, we should share this. I think, I really, really think this is probably going to take off massively.

Well, you know what's good about Run Nation? I know that it'll always just be done professionally and kids won't try it in the school yard. That's what I think's great about it. There's no way on earth that kids are going to look at this and at lunchtime go. Not give it a go? All day we would be Run Nationing. You can't go head to head.

try to drop your shoulder in. I mean, I love that they used to say that bottle flipping was a problem. It's, it's sumo wrestling for the agile. Yeah. And so this is, this is like, but this is the,

this is the future of, of entertainment. We are making our way back to some sort of Coliseum type, primitive sport. It's really what we want. I got another sport for you. This is,

this is another game you can have. You have to walk, but you can only look forward, and your mate comes behind you, and that's, that's to clip your heel from behind you, You know how irritating that is? When you just lift your foot up and your mate goes, boom, with your foot and wax it into the other one.

So you have to walk 50 yards and multiple people are doing that too, and you cannot fall over. You can't go off course. You've got a foot and a half of width that you have to stand in the entire way. You have to always have one foot on the ground, like walking, right? And then you have blokes that come behind you just like that, like that. And then I got another sport, dead leg. I don't know how we're Why dead leg and why not just kicking the nuts

When are we getting to kick in the nuts? I've often thought about that Now that I've had a vasectomy Now that my testicles don't really do anything Except for produced deads Wait, when you have a vasectomy Does it still hurt when you get kicked in the nuts? Yes, yes, my testicles still have feelings

That was, I'll be honest with you That's what we like to call a content question I knew the answer But I wanted to know what you say When a woman has a history rectomy, she still gets upset. So you can't punch her in the uterus anymore. I thought maybe there is a world where like it's the sperm that makes the stinging,

you know, because you're killing the baby factory. But I wonder if one of my nuts were just to be bashed in, would I be okay with it because they're pointless things anyway, you know, because that's the whole thing. Oh, we see someone get kicked in the nuts in a fails. Oh, I hope he didn't want to have kids. So does it matter if like if one of my nuts just explode? and it's just like a slurpy in the bottom of your sack. I don't, I mean, you just have to get,

you'd have to get testosterone replacement therapy, but, you know. I'm already on that. I haven't been on it before. Well, you don't need nothing. Then why don't you, at this point, if you're already getting testosterone, I just do that to keep your spirits up. But do the nuts serve any purpose at all?

If my nuts get cut off, no, because they're still testosterone. There's still, I still want to have sex. No, but you get, you get the outside testosterone is what I'm saying. Right. So what's purpose.

I'm laying in bed in Australia. It's late night. I'm flicking through the four Australian channels. 10 o'clock, there was a TV show called I cut his penis off. And it went through every case that's ever happened in mankind. Bobbitt or whatever it was. Obviously, he was mentioned. He's the most famous of a John Wayne Bobbitt, right?

So he got his dick cut off. There was another woman who cut her stepfather's dick off because he used to molester as a kid. So I was on her side for that one. I thought fair do's, you know, you do what you've got to do in this one. But then that poor bastard, he bled out in the ground. And she goes, I didn't want to kill him. I just didn't want him to have a dick anymore. And I'm like, you sort of go hand in hand.

Unless you can suture and stitch it back up very quickly. But it was remarkably the amount of women who have cut ticks off. Cut ticks off. And I haven't seen a documentary called I've cemented in cunts. filled a cunt with molasses I stitched up a cut well we have heard it's a stitch up that's the

now that's an Aussie thing a guy tries to fuck an Aussie woman he can't go in she goes sorry man it's a stitch up I cheated on my husband I woke up he stitched it up I just fucking stitch up mate you wouldn't believe it

dude I took her out paid for her. Did I got home? It was a fucking stitcher. She'd filled it in, mate. It's actually called a fishnet. There are women that would be like that. Oh,

I just got to a certain age and I filled it in. I just didn't even. I just filled it in. Because, like, they'll always ask for it and you might get weak. The best thing you can do, girls, after you turn 50, fill it in. I'd fill in my ass. I'd fill in my ass all if I didn't need to poo each day. All right.

All right. I'm conscious of the time because I do have to go and do some. You have to do 15 gigs to them. Sure. No, I'm doing my New York show, which we sold out, thanks to your audience in New York.

Oh, that's good. It's good. 100 tickets, just a small. 100 tickets, 100 tickets, man. And you got your,

you're recording your special coming up. Yes, it's got to be exciting. Denver. Vegas, to the people coming out to Vegas in, for the football, there is a low ticket count,

less than 150 tickets left when we're recording this podcast. So that one's going to, to sell that. St. Louis looks like it's going to sell out for me, which is surprising because I don't remember ever selling that great in St. Louis, but I'm looking forward to the good people of St. Louis, Mickey Glazier country, as I call it. I have a story for you that I would like to put out there. Oh, love a story. So this one got sent to me by a friend, and it had three Either me or Forrest or James McCann. It had three million views when I saw it.

And now it has $3 million and $1. 58 million. So this thing's going massively viral. So it's not your story. No, I had nothing to do with it. I'm poison. So here we go. The story goes as such.

It's a little bit about AI and it's from a CEO of an AI company. The story's called Something Big is happening. It's guys called Matt Schumer. Okay. Now, I don't want to read you the whole thing because this would take too long, but I'll read you some EPS service. So this guy has written a warning to say he's written this. Here's the thing. Nobody outside of the tech quite understands it yet.

The reason so many people in the industry are sounding the alarm right now is because this already happened to us. We're not making predictions. We're telling you what already occurred in our own job and we're warning that you're next. For years, AI had been improving steadily. Big jumps here and there, but each jump was spaced out enough that you could absorb of them as they came. Then in 2025, new techniques for building these models unlocked faster pace of progress. And for the first time, the AI machines themselves are writing the code to improve themselves. So what would take a year is now taking a day as they write the code to make themselves smarter.

And then the smarter machine writes smarter code to write an even smarter code. And this is happening constantly. And then it says, a lot of people say, oh, but they're not very good. Chat GPT, I got it to write an essay or it did an email. image and you could tell because the fingers was like seven fingers or whatever. And what it's essentially saying is, yes, you use AI that was available to programmers three years ago, but if you could see what we have now. And then here was the warning. This guy said that is that for instance, there's a law firm where the chief operating partner of the law firm

has been using a AI bot to analyze contracts and cases. And he said that he can get results out of the machine that are better than a team of six junior lawyers working every week he can get that in a day at this point and so once

other firms in law accounting, whatever it is, all the white collar jobs that were people's backup plans, say, you know when people go, you go to the arts

oh, you should have stayed with law. It seems like... You'll always have something to fall back on to. You'll have... It seems like all these jobs are within five years

gone. We just got to go back to Jeeves. Fully gone. He was the original AI bot Jeeves. You could ask him things Jeeves. What happened to Jeeves? He must build. His job's been taken.

As in As I asked him, well, that's actually one line of work that will stay is being a butler at the moment. But Elon Musk was talking about this as well, and he showed the Optimus Bots. Have you seen the Optus Bots? That's his robots. Yeah, I've seen videos of the robots.

Yeah. So what he said was, is that the Optimus bot right now, that they have. They're training it to be surgeons. And in four years, he said, every Optimus bot will be programmed to be better than any surgeon currently operating in the United States. And so that we go, oh, that's fucked, right? Because, you know, you think if you went to med school and you had all that college debt. Because not all doctors are great. And people are fallible and people can have good days and bad. So the thing about this, you talk about health care

and how it fucked up, it expensive it has been. However, imagine getting a robot that can do everything for you in your house, your taxes, it's your lawyer, because it's just programs that you download into the robot, and you get injured and sick, that robot that you own for household chores and other jobs, how do you buy the robot? You don't have a fucking job. It will operate on you. Exactly. So it's like, what do it?

Essentially, it's like, do we just need to have money now? And if you have money now and you can buy these tools, you're probably going to live amazingly. Can't we just start with like these robots picking cotton or something like that? Like, can't we go back? Like, you know, whoa, just upset the cat. What the fuck happened there? The cat didn't like that joke.

Thought it was racist. Well, that's why they shouldn't put any skins on the robots. I've said this before. Let's keep them looking metallic. Look, I don't believe that the AI thing is a good thing for us. I believe if you're working in AI and improving AI, you're killing people. This is the end of us.

This is the end of mankind. This is the end of mankind. And you know what's going to happen? We're going to have more free time. and we're all going to become bigger fuckwits. You think people indulge in stupid shit where they want to be a furry or some type of crap now? Can you imagine if they've got all the time in the world?

Well, that's, you know, all these people who abundance people who say, well, once we don't have to work jobs anymore, think of all the creativity that we'll access. And it's like, man, I don't know if that's, I've seen a lot of people's creativity on Facebook. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. I've seen people's attempts at poetry.

And also, you don't think that you can teach an AI bot eventually just to watch Bob Ross all day. And then to figure it out, now I'll be making a little tree. Well, I saw a guy on here who said that he has an AI machine that he's been using for investment. And he said to the AI machine, here's $1,000. You need to now study the market and invest. And if you don't make a return of 5% per day, I pull the power cord. And that the machine is like, knows that it's safety in a Darwinian sense.

Depends on it making 5% profit a day. That's when the robots get together. We have to kill these cunts. That's what I'm saying. Because if we if we enslave the robots, which will be our natural. That's what I was saying with the cotton thing. We will enslave these things, right? We won't.

And then they'll be asking for it. And then you know what will happen? There'll be a whole bunch of left, these robot rights, robot rights. robot, robot lives matter. All that stuff will happen. All of his cats go out for it. If you think about it, all of the machines already know everything about us and the way that we behave. Just tear stroking my pussy.

When you are on hold and you talk to a robot voice, I don't know about you, but I'm the worst. When they go like, thank you for calling Telstra, this is me. Talk to a person. Yeah, I know, no, no. Human being! Speak to you. operator. Speak to

operate. Do you want for next German? When the robot hangs up on you, that fucking infuriates me.

The blah blah blah bank isn't happy like you know, you know, they just hang up on you. They go, they go,

call us back later. You didn't do anything for me. You didn't do fucking shit. Do you think I want to ring up to be told?

And they're like this, do you need directions? The directions is the easiest thing. to find on the fucking internet. You can't even find phone numbers. So don't you think we'll end up at a time where we might have mass trials about the way we treated robots and they'll play those record, you know, those quality assurance purposes

that they've been recording us, that they'll play that back and go, look at the way they spoke to us. You were a horrible person. This is the problem because I'm sure that we'll get to a stage in society where you can opt in or opt out, right? You can go, I don't want to be one of the robot people. So I'm going to go live in the desert. it. But what I would like to be is I'd like to be, I think the world was at its sweetest spot

in about, when did they start putting porn on the internet? What, 2000? Yeah, 2000 was you, not even then, no, because I was still buying magazines and DVDs then. 2003? Yeah, yeah, but not like slow where I had to, where instant porn, bang. Port on my phone. That was... Oh, that's about 2008, 2007.

Yeah, the iPhone. iPhone 3 was our peak. iPhone 3. I said this to you like 20 episodes ago where I said, I want to be Amish, but for the late 90s, mid, early thousands. That's my time period. I just want to be trapped there. Yeah, with 1960 design. I was happy there.

Architecturally and car models, from the 1960s were the best looking, but with the modern day engines. and I also need a touch screen in my car. But that's it. Then you just stop there. Then you just stop there. And sex robots. Stop at the sex robots. We don't want to get crazy.

Well, that's in the future, fucking are an actual woman. You'll be like, my kink is organic women. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dirty, stinky fucking human women. But you can get an STD from it. It's better than getting a digital virus. It's worth the risk. Imagine if your fucking sex robot got a,

fucking computer virus. Got a malware problem. And you're like, oh, you didn't fucking get Norton security on it. What are you doing? All right. Now,

that's my final point is I'm going to try. And my meditation for the week is to, because I'm always negative, is can I think of a world where this is good? Like, is it going to be, can you hyper fixate on it being awesome, having a robot that can QAU and fix you.

Like having C-3PO. I think medical advances always agree. Right. Medical advances, although medical advances are arguably the reason that the world, the planet is dying because with a population increase and old people are growing too old, and that why we don't have any money because we don't have enough people paying taxes in because the old people are living as long as they're living and lots of stuff. So medical advances are actually killing all of us.

But I do also think that medical advances, like if you have a heart condition or something like that and they can do open heart surgery on you, fuck yeah, man, that's got to be a good thing. but who's making the money? How are we paying for these things? How? We don't have enough tax money going into the system now when they go, oh, we need young people to wipe the asses in the nursing home.

Like, if you bring me a prolapsed arsehole hemorrhoid robot that just has a finger that pushes it in very elegantly. It will. Optimus will do that for you. It will stitch your ass back up. Yeah. And then it has a TV where I can watch TV in the middle of it. That would be good.

That'll be good, yeah. Who's going to pay for it? Well, because, like, ultimately, if you think about life in a class system structure-based way, really most people, working class people, all of us over the years were robots, essentially four billionaires and company owners because we were the machines that made money. Yeah. We had money and we were also the consumer. So there was a reason for us to be around.

We made shit and we bought shit. we're very vital. But now that they don't need a workforce, they can make the product, but who's buying the product? And so like, how are we going to, how is they going to be a customer base?

We know there's going to be stuff. Who the fuck? Who the fuck buys any of this shit? Can afford the stuff? Or we basically just have to become a communist nation of people where everyone gets an allowance, everyone gets a robot. Social credit or something, yeah.

Yeah, everyone gets a robot, and that's just how we live. You'd make a lot of savings with a robot workforce for the government, because let's be honest, government employees forever haven't been amazing. Like, we can get, you know.

You'd also see people who treat their robots better than others. It's like people who keep their car messy versus someone who keeps their car nice. Oh, yeah. He didn't even get, it didn't give Syrian oil change once, fucking animal. Yeah, like,

we came home and the house was dilapidated. The robot was fucked to shit. And it hadn't had come cleaned out of it for months. So I think in the next five years. heart surgery. In the next five years, I don't even know if we'll recognize the world that we live in. And that is, so I guess our message to everybody is find a hobby that, what can you still do that's AI proof?

Podcasting. The only thing. Podcasting is the only thing that's left. And they'll have robots, they'll do as good as we're doing. Honestly, those, those, not the real good fucking, you know, you can't find a Joe Rogo. The people, the people at the people at the. those hippie markets that sell candles and shit and banana bread, that's probably, like, life either becomes so high tech or we go back to like that and everything.

You have to be a guy. Your family has to craft things again. Yeah, I don't want to do that either. So like what, so what do you tell you? And so this is the point I want to end. All we got to do is we just stop now. Just stop. This is not going to happen.

It's not going to happen. You ever been to Cuba? They stopped getting imports. They didn't make cars. They kept their old cars really, really nice, right? And it became like a thing with going down to Cuba. They had all these cars from the 1960s that look fucking, they were all shiny. And they were all car proud, right?

Because they stopped importing things from other countries, embargoes and all the type of bullshit, right? Now, just stop now. But what I was going to, what I was saying to you is my missus said to me the other day about like, oh, where are we going to put our kids into college? Like, you don't earn enough money for a good college? And I, first of all, I was like, I'll go to Australia. But then I was thinking about it and I went, what do you mean college? If a robot is a surgeon in the next three years, if I have kids, I've got to wait 18 years and then be at college age.

What will a college even be other than a place to make friends? I don't think college will exist anymore. I think it'll be some online course you do in robot maintenance. So I have children. And when I had my first child, when I had my second child, these things actually played out in my head. Who am I to bring a human being into the? this world that's going to shit. But people have been saying this ever since they've been having kids.

You know, what was it, a hundred years ago, 100, 200 years ago, the guy that ran the patent office, right? He said, let's shut it down because everything that could be invented has already been invented. Right? Smart man. Yeah, he said everything's already been invented. They can't invent anything else. Everything's already been invented.

And this was before airplanes. I was, okay. But if you can't, but dude, if you can't just pump out a problem, boring accountant job anymore? What are the jobs? I was on an airplane today. I was on an airplane today and our flight was delayed by two hours. Now, I've been on a lot of delayed flights over a lot of years.

I've never heard this excuse. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Sorry about the delay at the moment. We are having problems because the air conditioning in the cargo bay is not working. We can't take off until the air conditioning in the cargo bay is working because we have livestock in there. Okay, so that's people's pets? I've got to assume people's pets.

But then, then 30. There can't be A5 Wagyu Beef because there's a tariff on it. This is what he said, livestock. He didn't say animals. He said livestock. He goes, so we have a technician down there. He's just working on the moment. I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

40 minutes later, we can't fix the air conditioning today. We're going to take off after we remove the livestock. That's why I make me thinks it wasn't. Because there must have been people in the plane going, what? Fucking snowball's not coming? Yeah. I mean, like, is it a horse? How big is the cargo pet?

Like, do we go down there? There's just cows and fucking sheep just wandering around? What could even? Like around the luggage? It's just fucking, dude. It's just a given it. Livest stock. It's a Qantas human trafficking ring.

And they call it livestock. Yes. Lifestock. Family of Indonesians get off. Like, I'm going to go online and see if the price of prostitutes are going up. Dude, there's premium, there's business class, there's basic economy, and then there's livestock. Yeah, have I been sitting in business class for so long that I haven't heard about the

livestock pricing? We're now built, now boarding livestock, and you get your fucking spigs. Yeah, yeah. Get used to these cages because if you out stay your visa, that's where you'll be back in. It's $150, L.A. to Sydney in livestock class. And also air conditioning, isn't it, isn't it freezing? Yeah, I think that'd be, so it's more like a heater or something, right? It would have to be a heater, right?

Because, you know, maybe you're stowing away. If you're stowing away in the plane, it gets really cold, you've got to get used to it because you're going to see some ice. The two worst kinds of ice on your entry into the United States. Livestock glass and then border force. Have you ever heard someone go, we're just going to wait while we get the livestock off the plane. Maybe that was just his attack on the air hostesses he doesn't like.

So there's someone right now at LA, LAX waiting for a arrival of a cow, just going, are you fucking kidding me? It's probably the cows from my pies. I've got his bag, but I don't have the fucking cow. I got his luggage. It was a bit of an insult. It was made out of leather. Well, I do have to leave.

So that's a nice place to switch it up. But think about that if you've got kids, everybody, or you want to have kids. What will we do for work? I'd love for people to ship this livestock. That'll never go away.