I Don't Know About That - ATM: Episode 6 - Kanye, Plane Crashes and Village People... AGAIN

Episode Date: February 19, 2025

At this moment... it seems like history repeated itself rather quickly 'cause Jim and Amos discuss the new developments of their battle with Village People, Kanye's newest and horrible stunt, and also... another plane crash? But this one flipped upside down? What is going on? SOCIALS: Jim Jefferies Website: https://www.jimjefferies.com IG: https://www.instagram.com/jimjefferies FB: https://www.facebook.com/JimJefferies Twitter: https://twitter.com/jimjefferies Amos Gill IG: @abitofamosgill FB: https://www.facebook.com/AmosGillComedy/ Theme Song: "Rein It In Cowboy" by the Doohickeys

All right, you were just listening to the sweet tunes of the doohickeys. Hi, I'm Jim Jefferies. Welcome to At This Moment with me, Jim Jefferies and Amos Gill. How you doing, Gillie? How's Australia treating you? Plug your festival. You're at the Adelaide Fringe. I'm at the Adelaide Fringe.

I've opened my own comedy club because for years I've realised, and Jim, you'd know this as well, mate. Basically, when you're a comedian for many years, you're just a beer salesman. You might as well be a beer rep. Your job is to keep people drinking piss at comedy clubs, pants festival. And you end up making about 20% maximum of the ticket revenue and the people that get rich are the bar owners. So I've fucking started a comedy club with my manager and we're, we're

going to try and do that. And we thought it would be very easy. And let me tell you, it's been five sleepless nights because have you got a liquor license? You've got security, you've got everything you need to run a comedy club. You do. And you did this all from America and you haven't been in, in, in Adelaide for months and months and months. And you've set this up. Well, it's been up, it's been up to our manager to do it. And we found out the other day, he goes, mate, it's not too much of a big deal, but the council has shut us down as there is no ventilation

into the building. So the whole thing's kind of fucked. So now we have eight industrial worksite fans with tubing running down the Fr underground company club, but we're back. So it's been very stressful. I will say that's Australia for you, right? In England, you can go down to the cabin in Liverpool where the Beatles played. It's about literally five stories underground, no ventilation. People were smoking tabs down there the whole time. And the Beatles were singing in there.

It was over-packed. There was one way in one way out complete fire hazard no one gives a fuck but Australians would be like oh you're an inch too short here on the stairs mate you're gonna we're very laid back but how dare you not have and oh there's a bit of a scrape here that's gonna cost you. You said the stairs how is this right so we go all, we've got this ventilation pipe running down next to the balustrades on the, where the stairs are. And they go, you'll need to move them two inches to the left to meet code. So then we

move the staircase handles and they said, Oh, now that you've touched the staircase start staircase handles, they're no longer grandfathered in and must meet modern code, which means you'll have to build all new stairs. And you start to hear that you think, fuck, imagine them looking after the Edinburgh Festival where some of the buildings are caves where people dying of the Black Death was stored. Like, I will say this about Australia, when the palisades burnt down, right? And everyone's there going, oh, you're these liberals, they're going to find out about work permits, they're going to find out how hard it is to get a swimming pool made and how deep it is.

I'm like, Oh, are we going to be harder in Australia? Australia is fucking the worst for that. It's like in America, I have a, I own a car that has 900 and something horsepower. Frames along, right? I always like to play with it a little bit. I don't drive like an idiot or anything like that. But in Australia, I would never bother because there's too many speed cameras, too many people pulling double demerit points. The death toll on the weekend, the death toll is coming in. So anyway, my point is, you haven't got a comedy club.

No, the comedy club is back and we're ready to go with bloody. We've got one of your 2015 on the wall. What's the name of the club? It's a fringe underground comedy club. So it's the fuck club, which our manager finds very funny. All right. So the fringe undercover comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, and then club with a K. No, no, but just F U C C. I thought the K was a bit much, you know, that doesn't meet code.

Mate, that doesn't make me. Are you kidding me? If I know you like, I think I do you. It was probably two K's too short for your liking. So, man, I had a good, I will say being back in Perth, but my girlfriend said to me today, we were flying back on Virgin Australia and we're in the Virgin Australia lounge. And she said, I've never seen anything like this before.

She goes, it's like 300 people in these really bright colored shirts. Like, what is that? I said, that's called FIFO, I love that. They're men and women who fly in and out of the desert to dig shit up from the ground, which is essentially our entire economy. And she goes, why the fuck do they do that?

I said, because they work two weeks on two weeks off. And we were chatting to someone. How's this? You want to hear about a fucking lifestyle. If you're an American listening to this or a Brit, because there's plenty of Brits. I know who are doing this or Irish. How's this bloke? Two weeks on, two weeks off. Two hundred thousand dollars Australian a year. The two weeks off, he lives in Bali.

Three and a half hour flight from the mine site. Yep. Rent's about $300 a month or something. Something like that. His house. He has a two bedroom villa with a cleaner and a pool. $18,000 a year. Fuckin' hell. What is anyone doing? When I was at university, I was hanging out with opera singers and fucking musical theatre

kids and they were the ones in the summer that just left Perth, went out gold mining, they'd come back with 60 grand in their pocket and then the rest of the year they were fine. The rest of the time they were tap dancing and learning how to fucking, you know, sing songs, Broadway musicals. But it's, it's, and driving big trucks and stuff out there, digging big holes. Hey, I wanna talk a little bit, we'll talk a bit about later,

but I have had some more information on Karen Willis from the Village People. It blew up a little bit, it blew up a little bit because TMZ started, they did a podcast with Victor Willis, where Victor Willis actually did say that there was some double on tons going. So I figured out a way, let's talk about it now.

I'll just quickly, I was walking down into Adelaide through the customs area, and I got stopped by a Singaporean gay couple who said, you're the man fighting the village people. Yes, I am. I am fighting the village people and they go have your day in court. Yeah. Yeah.

I want my day in court. And if I don't get my day in court with the village people, I want my day in court with somebody because I didn't know you couldn't say things were about bombing in the shower and I spoke to Karen Willis on the phone, actually. She rang me up and I returned the call. Jack was in the room when the call happened. So Jack can reiterate what was said. She said to me, she goes, you can call it a gay anthem,

but don't say it's about sex in the shower. She goes, it is a gay anthem, but it's also a bar mitzvah anthem. It's also a wedding anthem. It is a gay anthem, but it's also a bar mitzvah anthem. It's also a wedding anthem. It's a sports anthem. And if people like me start saying it's about bumming in the showers, then McDonald's won't use it on adverts. And that's when we're getting to get into some real trouble. So she's a corporate a shill.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She thinks the YMCA, the McDonald's are going to bring out the YMCA burger. And then they're going to go, hang on a minute. The guy who says cunt a lot has a different opinion. He has a lot of sway with our McDonald's people. Because if there's one thing you don't see in American marketing, it's gay people. You don't see anything gay. Everything's pink and gay flag now anyway. If I look, is it just the village people or all musicians like this? Because I've been listening to a lot of songs, a lot of different tracks.

And I've decided that there's a lot of songs that are just about fucking in the shower. Hey, Jude, by the Beatles, Paul McCartney, come at me, sue me. Hey, Jude is about fucking in the showers. That's why at the end, it's about someone actually being raped in prison. That's why at the end, he's like, nah, nah, nah, he's fighting him off and Jews trying to bum him in the showers. I think you're going to say that was an anti-Semitic anthem. Oh no, no, no, no, no, we just changed the letter. Yeah, you know, it was, yeah, yeah.

It was a subliminal one. Yeah, it was a Nazi protest song. Here's one though I was listening to if the Presley estate wants to go after me, I've decided that Jailhouse Rock actually is about prison sex. Jailhouse Rock, okay, number 27 said to number three, you're the prettiest jailbird I ever did see. I sure would enjoy your company. Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me. Let's rock, right? and then another one said another song goes if you can't find a partner get a wooden chair another one another verse goes there's a spider-jones said to spider monkey or something now it's time to break out he goes I don't want to leave I want to stay here and get my kicks let's rock who's the guy who doesn't want to break out of prison he wants to stay there and get his kicks. Jailhouse Rock is about bumming in prison.

100% really short. You saw the short-shank redemption. A lot of people don't like getting up, mate. They become they become institutionalized and they hang themselves when they leave. So that's also a very sad state of affairs. But it's not that I'm just going from Elvis's perspective. There are a lot of men who enjoy the camaraderie of it all, but let's put it to Ben. Are you after your phone call in a better or worse position?

No. Okay. So this is the problem. So she said to me on the phone, she said, uh, she goes, you can say it to Gangnam, but you can't say it's about bumming in the showers. No, I get that. But I mean, like on a human level, how, how did you guys get on? Oh, she's a nice lady.

She's all right. I think we actually like each other, but, but there's the, what, but then Victor goes on the TMZ, uh, podcast and he says, oh, the gym's already apologized. Never apologized. Never. What I said was I said, I'll stop saying it's about bumming and I'll just say it's a gay anthem. And then I said to her, I said, Hey, but come on, Karen, come on. What about

in the Navy? And she went like this, ah, in the Navy is just about joining the Navy. It's got nothing. What do you mean? Why? Why would you even she was, she was appalled. And then I said, all right, about what about macho men? And she goes, macho men's just about men working out, getting their muscles big. And I said, well, why doesn't it mention any girls? And she goes, because women didn't work out in the gyms in the 70s. And she's like, that's a valid point.

That's true. I wasn't around the 70s. But I think it was like the 80s with Jane Fonda before the workout thing. Before that, women were lazy slobs. But now they've gotten good. You know what she has? She has a job like being a white house press secretary for a bad administration

where she's like, I have to defend this not being gay because my husband's turned on it being gay and she's got to go there in front of the media and be like, it's not gay, the Navy straight. Okay. Jack, have you got the footage from the TMZ podcast, a little bit of a clip at all? You can hang out with all the boys, you can do whatever you feel. There were a lot of people who kind of winked at that and said, yeah, they're kind of talking to two groups here. They're talking to straight people about maybe, you know, just playing basketball,

and maybe they're talking to the gay community maybe you know just playing basketball. You know they're talking to the gay community where they can have a laugh about something else. Well, you know that was something that I I credit it myself on was writing songs with what was called a double entendre basically I read would write a song to where you could take it any kind of way you wanted it.

If you were straight, you could take it with the lyrics for somebody straight, or if you were gay, you could take it for somebody gay. OK, so if you were straight, you could take it as basketball. If you're gay, you could take it up the ass. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But you can't say there's a double on ton that all communities can take it either way.

Then I interpret it. One of the ways that you intended it to be taken for a certain group and then you get litigious about the whole thing. You know, he's got the same approach to songwriting that Chinese. You cut out then, you can say, so you got the same approach to songwriting as in Jack, make a note. I said, he's got the same approach to songwriting that Chinese restaurants in Australia have with their titles. Cause when I, it's like, it's like this, it's like the zoom knows when you're

going to say something wrong, Chinese restaurants that have a no, because I had a Chinese restaurant down the road from me growing up called New Kum Den. New Kum Den? Oh, when they come of Yangsam Yam Gai type of thing. With the double long tong. They used to sell merch, Kum Den.

And all that. We'd always go in there for a meal and you'd go if you don't think this is funny and rude, why are you selling merch for a meal and you'd go, if you don't think this is funny and rude, why are you selling merch for a dumpling store? I will say this, what young Mrs. Karen Willis said, who as I said, is nice enough lady. She said to me, and she goes, and the way that you mentioned, she goes, the way that you said that Willie took all that game money all that time, she goes, let me tell you something about the village people. Let me tell you something. She village people let me tell you something she goes and jack you heard this right yeah and he says victor will says this in

the clip as well yeah she goes she goes uh i i i might get these figures ever so slightly wrong because she goes 60 percent of the village people fans are white heterosexual women white heterosexual women. 30% of the village people fans are white heterosexual men and 10% is LGBTQ. Right? No black people. There's no black people in there. It's just 60% white women, 60% white guys, 30% white guys and then 10% the gays. I told you Victor's own kind don't like it. That's why there was never an Asian, there was never an Asian village person that came in. You know, they never brought him in dressed like Bruce Lee or anything like that to stand in the back.

To be fair, did you ever see the village people at Live at the Apollo? That's probably a tough room for them. Yeah, you never watch comedy, you never watch comedy, deaf jam and then they cut to the audience and there was an Indian slapping his thigh. Rick James is probably more their style. I just think, look, I will stop saying it's about sex in the shower. It's just a gay anthem.

All their songs were gay. I forgot about the milkshake as well. We never talked about the milkshake. Do the milkshake, the milkshake, do the shake. Do you remember that song? I don't know. That's from the, that's from their movie. You can't stop the music.

Right. And there's a song called do the milkshake where they have all their regular outfits, but they're in sequence. And it's just about, um, it's just about having a wank. It's like when you get home, do the milkshake, the milkshake. It's about... It doesn't say, do the milkshake, the milkshake on a man's face. It doesn't do that.

Like, it's not that on the nose. Pardon my pun. It's a double on. It's a double on. You cut out again. Every time you say something offensive... Every time you fucking say something offensive Zoom goes no, no, no fucking

So is a gay company. Look at it. It's fucking that came through Zooms acting like skype all of its it's your Wi-Fi that keeps cutting out because your words will come in like 10 seconds later Yeah, because my manager is a tight ass. God knows what even this fucking network is. And the internet in Australia sucks. I've got to say that. By the way, I'm looking, okay, so this is your house. Do you have a picture of Audrey Hepburn?

Are you some basic bitch from fucking like some 20 year old girl? How do you say that? It's right up in the corner. What have you got that up for? Look, you got out of it. Let me guess, let me guess in your bathroom, you have like a picture of Marilyn Monroe, like with a skirt coming up, you're fucking edgy fuck. Right. I was going to say to you also about the fly in fly out workers. Yeah. What I noticed was how many women there are now that do this. They go to the mines to work, which did make me think.

And actually my girlfriend, Annika said this, it used to be the number one density of prostitutes in. Okay. So now I know about this cow. Gouli is I think the biggest manmade dug hole in the world. It's in central Western Australia. It has bars in it that it's just it's meant to be eight or nine men to every one woman in town. The bars have bartenders behind the bar that don't

have any tops on. The reason they don't have any tops on is not because it's a strip joint or something like that because that's the way you know you're not in a gay bar because there's a set of tits in the corner. And you can go, ah, bloody girls there. Where does the bunch of cowboys having a drink, right? So I used to go out there and do gigs when I lived in Perth. I've been at the Calgouli a couple of times now they have these things called starting stores, which are these heritage listed buildings, their

little tiny sheds with red doors that just basically have a mattress on the ground. And back in the day, the hookers used to sit on rocking chairs out the front, and they'd sort of, you go into the door, and they'd fly the girls in, because these guys were down holes per weeks and weeks and weeks, and they had to get their end away because they were, you know, there's only so many dicks you can suck before you get tired, right? And they thought, it's time to go with a woman. And so they used to have a load and load of prostitutes

there. But you're saying that they don't need the hookers anymore, because there's no female workers. And this is what we found remarkable, like really quite good looking birds, like young, in shape women, and just a lot. You just said in shape women and a cut out again. You just said in-shape women and it cut out again. I'm having a fucking nightmare, man. This is a horror. As soon as it says really in-shape women and they're right up.

Sluts! They're good looking, they're good looking. We got that one. Good looking women. Yeah. No, but my girlfriend said to me, if you were working in the mining game back in the day, you'd think, oh, he's off to raise a family. She said, now I'd be thinking, fuck, he's up to no good. Look at all these hot chicks that are working here. They're all trapped in the desert in transportable accommodation.

Yeah. And it's the first time in your life, you can say that you've had sex with a minor and actually not get away with it. Why is that not cutting out? Why is defamation to me? Honestly, fucking hell. I wanted to talk about this with a by the way, I must say, why there's another phenomenon going on in Australia, because I just I'm in Melbourne right now. And I just saw it again, that people don't know about it. So on the road workers, right? So when, when, when British people come out to Australia, we used to make them pick fruit, right? For a couple of months before they could come in. We've talked about this before, I think, I don't know, we've talked about on the air or whatever. But they've also, have you noticed all the really good looking girls with the pink helmets that do the stop slow?

So the lollipop lady is one of the highest paid jobs in Australia. It's they're all Irish immigrants. It's like a racket. It's all the good looking. You have to be good looking to get the job. So which is very calming when you're in traffic and you're late for work and she's stopping it and starting it. You go, all right. Well, that doesn't bother me as much. Do you want to listen to this?

In Australia, traffic controllers, also known as lollipop people are on $40 an hour. Yeah. Yeah. They just stand there slowing traffic down and it's just a chicken hive is yeah. It's it's honestly, if you're from overseas, get to this desert and dig some holes. Yeah, which is a euphemism. No miners, just get over there. Because you've got to think and I think of all my friends from law school or accountancy, what a waste of fucking time. There's no money in it. If you're in Australia, be a tradie. And you've got to it's gotten dark. You keep talking. I'm going to turn a lot of you got kind of creepy over there, didn't it? I will say Jack, even I had it. It's a flat. You keep talking. I'm gonna turn a lot of you got kind of creepy over there, didn't I will say Jack even I had it. It's a flat week when you've been sued by the

village people you like what do you do next? It's hard to be excited by almost anything. You know, like, what a flat fucking follow up. I need more. I look I found out Jim I need litigation to feel alive. I'm searching for lawsuits now. Why? What's your next one? No, I'm just saying I want lawsuits in my life. It made me feel alive. I was in such a good mood and now I'm on a come down from like litigation.

But we don't know. We know that we haven't backed down. So if the village people are going to do what they said they're going to do, we haven't made a formal apology. You know, I haven't apologized to them. They said the next step was that they're going to do. We haven't made a formal apology and I haven't apologized to them. They said the next step was that they were going to, and she said to me, Karen said, I won't be taking care of it. I'm sending it off to another lawyer. I'm sending off to another lawyer. And she said to me, she goes, you don't understand that this will cost you

between 500,000, $750,000 in law fees. And the lawyers are just going to drag it on and waste all my money. Wouldn't it be the same for both of us? Yeah, I don't know where she thinks she's getting a never ending stream of cash flow. Well, the YMCA, what do you fucking think of it? That's not pride right now. So I'm sure that they've already burnt through the cash. Yeah, obviously, probably.

You know, the Indian probably left some money or whatever. Yeah, one of them will be right. And she said to me, she said, David Hoda, we read out of David Hoda, who was the construction worker, she said, David Hoda took that tweet away, as he said, it was a gay anthem. And I have a suspicion that the reason that David Hoda took that tweet away is because she fucking rang him up. I can't prove that. But there's no doubt that Karen knew about that tweet and she knew that it went wrong. Karen is just looking at the Internet all fucking day, just trying to find,

you know, she's probably on gay porn right now going, what's that soundtrack in the back? What is that little thing? If it's got a gay cop in it, she's like, you've been fringing on my husband. Are you saying your husband's a gay cop hey I wrote I wrote lyrics I wrote I wrote lyrics so they could work both ways so people would enjoy them every way so I now you cut now I don't have this podcast I'm a tell you about a couple you fucking I've got better I've got better reception in a fucking hotel then you have in your own

fucking house for crying out loud. I went to go to the fucking Triple M studios and they now close at 3 p.m. because they've nationalized everything. So the radio is on their way out. That was my retirement plan and that's gone. Your retirement plan was to come back and do Australian radio. All right, so let's talk about what else is going on in the world. Uh, the moment Delta, a plane just flipped over. No, but what's going on with air travel? Like, ah, this would be bloody this. You know what this would be.

That would be some fucking dwarf, right? Was sitting there guiding the plane in and he would, it would have been, it would have been a dwarf. It was a, it was a trans dwarf and instead of those sticks that he waves, he had two matchsticks. Yeah. He had two, he had two glow in the dark cocks and he was just thinking more about sex and he was waving the planes in and then he did a flippity flip and

the pilot, he just went all the way around and then like the only thing, did anyone die before I keep going on about this everyone's all right right no one dies no injuries injuries but injuries let's give it up for seat belts and all the good work they do right let's give it up for them hey they're in seat belts once again nailed it did how did it flip did it hit the ground bounce and flip did it come in on its on it has anyone got any footage did it flip? Did it hit the ground, bounce and flip? Did it come in on its on it? Has anyone got any footage that come in on the roof? Okay, a Delta Airlines plane crashed and flipped in Toronto with all 80 on board surviving. Here's what we know

Okay, it says it took off 1147 and by the way from Minneapolis to Toronto Imagine Ben how cold that is. Yeah, but also upside down in a plane. That's only an hour flight. That's going to, yeah, that's just a puddle jumper. That says it says we hit the ground and we were sideways. Okay, so it's landed and then it's skidded out to the side. It's gone fully sick to the side, Brett. And then it's just rolled over and they're hanging.

How do you roll a plane because of the wings? It's like it's like that old joke. you know, they give all the people in the nursing home Viagra so they won't roll out of bed. Right now, if, if you have wings, how can the thing roll over? I guess from the snap. No, cause you'd have to go all the way up onto a big axis and then you'd flip over. If the wing snapped, aren't they, aren't the wings filled with like gasoline. It looks like yeah, because then they started spraying that with

the foam so it didn't like explode or anything like that. What do you get from that? Like what do you I remember I got in the Toronto airport, I got delayed for hours and I got a $15 voucher. What is the voucher on that situation you're getting your everyone's getting 500 miles Everyone's getting 500 miles or and and and a couple's past to the lounge. You don't get platinum medallion. No They can't just be given away everything You get you get 500 points, which would be a nice economy flight from LA to San Francisco.

That's in your back pocket. You can't put a price on that. And then, and then you get, then you get into the lounge and you all. Okay. Everyone. While you're hanging upside down, we are going to be giving you complimentary wifi and a biscoff and extra biscoff. I'm a big fan of Delta.

Delta is who I've got all my points with. I just flew out here and United who are, it's a god awful airline. Terrible, right? But, um, uh, I am a million miler, million miler, right? And then sometimes they're like, we're welcoming these people in the plane, that people in the plane. I'm like, I'm still like fourth. I don't know how the fuck, you know what you get for being a million miler? A trophy, a trophy. And it's one of those

ones that's a big thick bit of plastic. It's just a square of fucking plastic where they've etched in million miler. I keep it. It's on me shelf. It's in the living room. I get to look at it all day. I would have thought you also get a divorce because you're not spending enough time at home. I would suggest I'd say the million mile a trophy goes into your apartment because your wife's left and had an affair while you're traveling around the world. I've, I've traveled on Delta for so long. I've seen air stewardesses die of old age. That's, that's how long I've been going on you. While we're on plastics, got to talk about our good mate Trump and he's getting rid of the straws. Explain that link of plastics again.

Where did we? Because of the plastic trophy that's just like a chunk of plastic. Because I don't, Mike, see people will go, see I'm, I don't like that he banned the straws, right? I'm not for the banning of the straws. Deep down, I'm an environmentalist, right? I don't like that he banned the straws, right? I'm not for the banning of the straws. Deep down, I'm an environmentalist, right? I believe that we all gotta do our bit and all that type of stuff. In Perth, they've gotten rid of all plastics, basically all single use plastics.

It's not like you can't have plastic bowls in your kitchen or Tupperware or like plastic trophies from Delta, but in things like like takeaway containers gone. They're just using bamboo takeaway containers. They use the paper straws. Now let's be honest. No one likes the straws. We don't like them.

The straws don't work as good as the plastic straws. It might be the one plastic thing that honestly we could all come together and say, we've tried the alternatives and it's better. Unfortunately, it is just better. It's better. Oh, you can't. Well, this is the thing is they've shown me one picture. It's the same turtle every time getting a straw removed from its nose. Right now, I don't I want to know the turtle numbers and I need to know the facts and figures if they're saying that we're losing thousands of turtles to these straws. We just have to, we have to suck it up. Pardon the pun, right?

But if we've only lost one or two, they keep on showing the same picture of the same turtle, right? Is it just one turtle? It's not gonna happen. I'm looking at this and I don't wanna come across as the Alex Jones of this podcast, but I know that is my position.

But I'm beginning to believe, I'm a turtle denier at this point. I think that's a sigh up by Greenpeace where they found this one turtle that had that straw and they've capitalized that to take away our fucking plastic straws. Show me it we've all seen the same one. Yeah, the same one any other situation where an in and out straw has fucked up any other aquatic animal. If they can, if they can show me, I just need 10 bits of straw footage, 10 different turtles and I would paper straw for the rest of me life. Right.

And also I look, look, I think we should get rid of them. Cause we should get rid of single use plastic, right? Single use plastic. We don't need it in this world. There's too much shit in the world. I Don't think we need it But straws to the last bit of single-use plastic that we get rid of like get rid of takeaway containers That works fine with bamboo You can have those ones those Chinese boxes that we all enjoy Remember when you first saw one of them in a movie in America like they have that box that that

The white box with the Chinese red sort of writing on the side. And they used to get in there with their chopsticks. And as an Australian, you thought, Geez, that looks all right. The Americans are doing some good work there. Right. I also think in Australia, you know, they try macaroni pipes. So it's like, it's past it's a pasta straw. That's what the trendy cafes are doing over here. Right. Well, that'd work. That'd work. Cause I tell you where you can't have a plastic straw, bulb.

You can't get a real big thick bamboo or paper straw to suck up bulbers bulbers need to be a firm straw. You need a lot of velocity to get through it. Isn't it funny though that it did become an alpha may issue to about straws like because when I grew up if you use the straw you're a fucking pussy you know what I mean it's like straws were for kids at a juice box and now we've got like men being like I need me straw back like I'll tell you the drink I'll tell you the perfect straw the straw that beats all other straws for the perfect width and everything that McDonald's the McDonald's straw is the plastic straw is the king of all straws. When you

suck up a Coca Cola from there, you know, you've, you know, you've had a treat and you can do frozen coke with it. It can get a milkshake. See, this is another thing. Do the milkshake. You can't use a paper straw in a milkshake because it's not even in the realm of doing. But see we have changed things. Okay. So when I was a kid, McDonald's Big Mac came in a styrofoam box, right? They said styrofoam was bad, full of CFCs. That's why you have holes in the ozone layer. Get rid of the styrofoam. Then we went the dog collar. You know, they had the collar around the Big Mac and they wrapped it, wrapped it. That was for a while. That was to keep it all in.

That was pretty good because you lifted it off and then the lettuce sort of fell out and always kept its, you know, body. And now, now we go for the cardboard box. I haven't met anyone who's gone, Oh, I'll miss the bloody styrofoam. The styrofoam was might be the styrofoam box. We're all happy with the cardboard box in that scenario, correct? I'm you're not going to get any arguments from me. I'm quite sure that the styrofoam caused autism, but that's for another podcast. I do.

Do you believe the styrofoam called autism? I'm just at this point, I'm just saying whatever is going through to see if the internet's still working. Okay. So, so, so, so, okay. So Chick-fil-A, Chick-fil-A still do a styrofoam cup with their beverages and a plastic straw, right? Styrofoam cups with ice in a drink, keep the drink as fresh as fresh. Like for a drink, they're actually very good, but I don't like using it. I'd rather use the cardboard cup because that's better for the environment

than the styrofoam, correct? I went there the other day and they had paper. Oh, bloody hell. Jack Jack, Jack, our friend here. He cares so much about the environment that when he drives through Chick-fil-A in his 900 horsepower fuel guzzler, he goes, I'll take car-forn. Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute. You're trying to say that I'm some type of fucking right-wing nut job because I drive a muscle car.

I'll have you know that my other car's a Tesla. The most left-wing vehicle that's ever been. Oh wait. Dude, if someone went. That was the problem with the Tesla. You bought the Tesla, you felt good about yourself. You thought, oh geez, I might be able to pick up some woman with purple hair in this. I've done a good job here.

I've done a good job. And now fucking people yell at you. They turn you off like you got it yesterday. It's on a lease. Got another year left. You've got a sticker on the back of your Tesla saying wait till you see my other car and then it's a fucking Mustang 500. What is it again? Your car? A hellcat. A Dodge. Dodge challenger. Hellcat. Red Eye. That's the funny thing. Jim has to drive his Dodge Hellcat Red Eye to left-wing events to be accepted now.

That's how bad. Meanwhile, here I am. Poor. Taking the goddamn tram. You drive an Audi, dickface. What are you talking about? I have a Volkswagen because it's the people's car. What happened to that Audi? You had an Audi for five seconds.

What happened to that Audi? It's like it happened like every other Audi I bought it. It fucking collapsed within three months because the Audi is after 60,000 miles, a death trap. It's the worst. There's a reason they're $10,000 because dickheads like me go, this is a pretty good looking car and're $10,000 because dickheads like me go, this is a pretty good looking car and only $8,000. This is the first time I've ever seen you go against the Germans. This is why I'm ready to go against the Germans again. Actually, I want to bring that up. Have

you seen the Germans? Jack, how can I play some audio through this? I bet I can't or can I? It's illegal to display Nazi symbolism. Aswasa Karv denied the Holocaust. That's clear. Is it a crime to insult somebody in public? Yes. Yes, it is. And it's a crime to insult them online as well? Yes.

The fine could be even higher if you insult someone in the internet. Why? Because in internet, it stays there. If we are talking face to face, you insult me, I insult you, okay, finish. But if you're in the internet, if I insult you or a politician... That sticks around forever. Yeah. The prosecutors explain German law also prohibits the spread of malicious gossip, violent threats, and fake quotes.

If somebody posts something that's not true, and then somebody else reposts it or likes it, are they committing a crime? In the case of reposting it is a crime as well because the reader can't distinguish whether you just invented this or just reposted it. That's the same for us. The punishment for breaking hate speech laws can include jail time for repeat offenders. But in most cases, a judge levies a stiff fine and sometimes keeps their devices. How do people react when you take their phones from them?

They are shocked. It's a kind of punishment if you lose your smartphone. It's even worse than the fine you have to pay to pick your whole life is typically on your phone. Now, have you been making untrue statements? Then we will take your phone. Nobody hates being lied about or bullshitted about more on the internet than me and other comedians and entertainers and I'm not just saying me. Um, but you can't do that.

Right. You can't. We, we can't, we can't make a, right? You can't fucking... That's absolute madness. We can't make a law no more cunts. As much as we'd like to have a law called no more cunts, you can't just have a no more cunt law, can you? I mean, if that was the law of the United States, 80% of the commenters on this would be going to prison for saying,

I've got a fat head. Ah, yeah, but also... Insulting. Karen Willis would... she'd have me over a fat head. Ah, yeah, but also, also, also. Insulting. Karen Willis would, she'd have me over a fucking barrel. This is the thing, who decides what is hateful? You are saying things about a song that they deem to be hateful, and it'd be like, hate that man.

Wait, wait, wait, you just fucking sold me up the room. Just because Karen Willis keeps on putting me in the fucking lawsuit, and you hardly get a mention. You're like this, you're like this and you've said some things and I, geez, I stand by. Fuck you. You're controversial, man. I'm just, I'm a friend. Controversial. Controversial. I thought that was cause you know, obviously JD Vance went over and was

talking about the security relationship and the free speech laws. And so 60 minutes did this with the Germans. And they were talking about their new hate speech, because Australia is looking for hate speech laws as well. And it's one thing to be like, I support the Nazi Party, as much as it is to essentially criticize your politicians for things that you don't agree with. And you can say mean things about people. And I don't think you should have your phone taken away or access to the internet stripped. That feels a little bit too Orwellian for mine.

Some people don't deserve the internet though, but I'm not, I don't want to be the person to choose who we can start. We can start. Was that bloke? We could start on the comment section underneath this. We'll just implement. We'll do that as a test case. We'll see how that goes. and then we can expand it to the rest of the country. I'd like to have a power that if every time I saw someone who's a bit of a cunt, I don't want them dead, right? I'd like an ability just to, I'd like an ability just to go, snap that cunt to kill his heel. Just watch him fall to the ground. That'd be a fun thing.

I think Saddam probably was doing that. be honest with you. What you're saying is a dictatorship. Saddam Hussein, he wasn't all bad. He wasn't all bad. He raised a couple of young men who had a bit of chutzpah about them. Say what you will about Saddam. You minded your P's and Q's around him and it was a more polite place online. No, I don't agree with that. Yeah. Why, why would the Germans, why are the Germans over correcting

80 years later as well? Like it feels like a bit of a wait until they've over corrected here. It's shit. You know, it's people who have, that's the problem with Germany, Germany's entire, uh, reason, reason for existing at this point is, is to make it up for what they believe they fucked up with and so they go way too much onto the other side where they're throwing people in prison for a repost for you come home drunk you do a repost and it turns out to be factually inaccurate you've got the police in there. Yeah. You did. Yeah. You've just come home. You, you, you get in the couch. You've had a few beers. You put on a bit of Kanye, right? And you think, Oh, what's he, what's he put on Twitter at the moment?

What's he put on Twitter? That's pretty funny. I'll retweet that he's gone insane. All right. So what do you think about Kanye West selling swastika t-shirts? I listen, you've got to say you've got to be Andy this go on you you love people who don't know Amos loves Kanye West right and as I was saying like before we got in the air Kanye West's wife is here in Australia and there's a lot of like

just people just like oh geez I hope she's okay I hope he's not being mean to it and there's a lot of like are they getting divorce talk in the type of thing? And then I was talking to some people and they said, Oh, on the red carpet, I said, Oh, she bloody got a hell of a body. And they go, but she looks so sad behind the eyes. And I was like, don't sell it for me. Um, but, uh, no, she's, she's got no prenuptial agreement with Kanye West. So don't feel sorry for Bianca sensory.

Why no prenup? No prenup. No prenup. Well done. No prenup sure whatsoever. Well done. Good work Australian girl. Her architecture portfolio is quite good. Look it up. She does a thing called Stone Age Design. She makes houses look like from the Flintstones. Actually, she's got some pretty cool designs, but the Kanye's shirt, this is what I think is amusing about it, is he makes a Super Bowl ad.

Okay. Did you see this? He's lying there, he's talking about his teeth. He's doing it on an iPhone. But he's on an iPhone. It's a swinging dick moment because he's like, like, I can, this is one of the most expensive ads you'll ever see. And I'm putting zero fucks into it. Zero fucks into it.

I spent all this money on these silly teeth. And then he goes, go to Yeezy.com and people are probably thinking, I can buy some of those future shoes that he has and you know, an oversized hoodie. And then right as that happens, he cancels everything off the website, except for the swastika t-shirt, which is a barrent, but this is a man okay but isn't that isn't that because that's okay is that illegal that's hate

speech is that is that illegal what's what's still i don't believe it is illegal to sell the swastika i mean you can be as a corporation you can be against it and as a society you cannot like it i think that contravene in europe is Holocaust denies illegal. Yeah, but there's no there's no denial of this. This is just the swastika. If you grow up going like to any kind of law school, you always learn about the Skokie case, right? Do you know what the Skokie Illinois case is? Oh, I know I'm all about it. But you say we're how you think it is. Well, most people who were big left wingers when I was growing up and the old left wing

of America was free speech radicalism, which was Jewish lawyers who were defending Nazis in order to hold their rallies. Cause they said, while we find the speech to be horrific, it is important that people can express themselves because sunlight is the best disinfectant. I may not like what you say, but I'll die for your right to say it. But I'll buy it from Shopify for $15. Okay, so carry on. But there is something interesting going, okay, he puts this out. If you buy it, you do think that they're tracking through Shopify who purchased that shirt.

Very likely Kanye West has just delivered the best thing to the FBI and ever in finding where America's Nazis are, because if anyone purchased that shirt, I assure you they're on a list. You don't think, OK, do you? What is the- Because my girlfriend called me and said, don't buy one of the shirts. My girlfriend called me and said, don't buy one of the shirts. Don't buy one of the shirts. I already got you one for your birthday. She was like, you can't have this. You're getting married to a German girl. You cannot have the swastika shirt. I think without the German marriage, the swastika is still a bit on the

nose to be honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your marriage is going to look like the end of fucking the sound of music. Have I ever told you about meeting Annika's really, really old German? Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. They just brush over this. Okay, so. No, because this is, this is funny. Okay. And I know, is this about about the the heli Hansen? No, this is well the heli Hansen's one. So I'm meeting my German in-laws and we went skiing and they all wear heli Hansen, which is the best winter clothes you can get. Yes. HH and so I just said to them at breakfast, I said, oh geez, I know the political climate's

shifting a little bit, but it's a little bit bold. Isn't it? HH. It's right in your face. And maybe one of them laughed. And then the rest of them. Okay, wait a minute. You haven't even said what you think HH means. This might be going over some people's heads. You'll hit. So you had, let me get, let's paint a picture of you and how you move through this world. You with your German girlfriend who is grew up in America, very German father, great guy, I've met him. Mother's a great person, lovely family. They have relatives from Germany coming out and they're all wearing their heli handsome

stuff. And you not a dinner after a few drinks and fucking breakfast, fucking breakfast. You think to yourself, at this moment, I'll say to them, hey, it looks like you're wearing a shirt that says hail Hitler. You can dress up all around it or you want and just go, Oh, a bit on the nose. That like that. That's a load of bullshit. But you said, Hey, hey, Hitler.

I said, usually the white supremacist groups of today go with 88 because H is the eighth letter of the alphabet. You know, at least you know these things. I would never. I know nothing about white supremacy like you do. You really are too up to date and it's not for research of a stand up. It's just I was looking. Listen, if you've ever sat in a tattoo shop, you've got to find something that speaks to you. And the dragon meant nothing. I didn't. The dragon means nothing to me. And I would never do Japanese writing. That's cultural appropriation and racist.

But the white power tattoo. Now that I thought, all right, all right. Something like anything that's just become a gift. You yelling white power and slamming your fucking hands. And all right. No, but what happened was is they, they came back after lunch in North face jackets. Yeah. Yeah. He upset him so much that they stopped wearing their nice clothing and they went for the brand that's slightly below. Lovely, lovely, lovely German people who are just on holiday, just trying to ski, just have a good time. And he made them feel bad about it. That, lovely, lovely German people who are just on holiday just trying to ski just have a good time and he made him

feel bad about it. That's like if I went at you about something that happened to the aboriginals, right? And said, it's your fault. It's your fault. It's been it's been a long fucking time, man. You can't be blaming them. And they're just wearing a jacket that says HH. Yeah, well, their hands were at a weird angle at the time. But also, their hands were at a weird angle at the time. But also their grandfather, they were trying to get something off the third shelf.

They're saying my heart goes out to you. But no, their grandfather is an amazing man. He's in his 90s. Yep. Still hiding away in Argentina. Wonderful tan on him. I'll tell you. He's only just made his way back. Carry on. Every week I'm going to get cancelled. I'm a fucking gay show host. The things that you fucking want to talk about. Anyway, so carry on.

So what's happening at this moment? Six months ago, I spoke to some Germans at this moment. Okay, carry on. We're eating a gaucho steak and celebrating Leon O'Messi's goal at the time. And he started looking at my head and he was quite drunk from schnapps and he's very old German. And he goes, look at the width of your cheeks. Oh, they are such a wide Slavic head. Oh, no, no, no, they never would have killed you.

They would have done experiments on you. And you'd be fucking wired in. Measuring my ears and nose. And they're all like, oh, no. And apparently when he gets drunk, he does a bit of that old world phrenology where he's like, your nose is not so long, which means you would not be a commander, but a very, very, very good foot soldier who takes on based on my nose and ear size. Hey, I hear someone's got a new passport. What's happened?

Oh, yes. So I have a Slavic head. How's this? I am now a Jewel citizen on this podcast. This is my first podcast as a official son of the state of Hravatská. I'm an official Croatian. I was sworn in one week ago in Perth at the embassy of Croatia. They wrap a picnic table around you, like cloth, do they?

Mate, I have never had a funnier experience. So it's, you know, it's a country of 3.5 million people. Yeah, there's a lot of us in Australia. So I went in. Now these are a couple of true stories. First of all, I tried to get my creation citizenship many years ago when I was about 14. And back then you had to pass a language test to be given creation citizenship. Yeah. And you didn't, you couldn't finish English, could you? I could only say like, you event them out there, which is like, fuck your mom.

And you're a dickhead. This, you could have schooled. I swore. That's it. Yeah. And they were like, he went in and went, I fucked your mom. And they went, not good enough. You have to say my father fucked my mom.

I couldn't, I couldn't do it. So this is, we went to Zagreb as a family and my brother got it because he was under the right age group. I said, mum, I can't do this. I can't speak the language. I'll fail the 10 minute test. And you know, my mum's a little insane trots goes, don't worry. I'm going to tell him you're retarded. insane trots goes, don't worry. I'm going to tell them you're retarded. That's a quote. You're allowed to say the word in a quote. So her plan was she was going to go in there and go, he can't speak English.

How do you expect him to speak Croatian? And you can't deny the boy his blood, right? Based on the fact that he can only go, that's a good thing. Cause they would have kept you out of the army as well. That's a, can only go hmm that's a good thing because they would have kept you out of the army as well that's a that's a double banger there like do you have to do public service as a Croatian well this is what I'm a little concerned about so I go if they go to war they would have to sign like they can't just ask for people to go I signed 20

documents last week I couldn't read any of them. I had to fill in my athletic numbers. I'm quite sure I've just volunteered for NATO. Some of the documents were printed on some type of bread. So anyway, I obviously didn't get the creation of citizenship back then. This time I go in, it's only me doing the ceremony. Sometimes it's like a group of 10. Well, they couldn't fit three of your heads in a room. this time, I go in. It's only official ceremony room and we'll commence the procedure. You'll see a hole in wall.

Put mouth over hole. And I walk in and there's a TV two couches and the coat of arms with an Aussie flag and a Croatian flag and they go okay now you will be up standing so I stand up and the assistant turns on the TV goes on to YouTube and goes, creation national anthem, Croatian national anthem. And then just spent about three minutes picking from YouTube, which anthem we were going to stand. They just pick a random YouTube of the flag flapping back and forth. And he goes, okay, we will commence the ceremony.

And we stand and the four of us have a hand on our hearts just watching YouTube. And did it have the words underneath it? There was no words underneath. It was just a flapping flag. And I'm looking at everyone and it went for so long. And then they stop and go, okay, now they read some oath, which I couldn't understand halfway through the oath. The fire alarm starts going off, which is, which is, which is the better tune than the national anthem.

You say that. I can't say that made up. Okay. No, I'll go to prison for that. I don't know what the hate speech laws are back. It's great anthem proud people. And anyway, then then they they go now it's time to read your oath. I said, I don't know the oath. They said you haven't been studying the oath. Read this. And they give me a piece of paper.

And I just have to stand there looking at all of these ambassadors going, uh, uh, does on many pressure me. Uh, I don't like stop, stop. It's in English. We did probably, it was made. I was going completely red. The Anthem's flapping in the background. The fire alarms going off. Thank God there was going completely red. The anthem's flapping in the background. The fire alarms going off. Thank God there was no one there.

One of the, one of the guys was a war hero. And you could see he was thinking, I can't believe our country is letting in these fucking pieces of shit who clearly just wants the citizenship so he can go to, you know, the Amalfi coast quicker. You know what I mean? This guy's have little use for us. And I just blag my way through that. And then I have to stand up, sign all of these documents.

That's where I was quite sure that I, you know, was joining the Ukrainian army or something like that. Was Trots there? Did she go along with you? Um, mum had an appointment and missed it. She had important Botox. She couldn't, she couldn't go. I was like, my mom had an I'm not going to do that. Okay. Wrestle. To wrestle a Serbian man. And if I could choke him out. Feet of strength. I would

say. You will show your loyalty. They put the gun in my hand. Now, I'm in. You can seriously go to you can seriously go to war though, right? Yeah but I've got four ACL tears. So, I think, you know, I'll be right. You're **** it. you and Trump, right? You and Trump, you're fucking shin splints or something, right? I'm not I'm not going to die for the Don bass. Let me tell you

that. I tried I wrote a premise for a movie once years ago, which was about a guy that was like the it was like it was almost like wedding crashes, but it was about a guy who lied to get out of the Second World War in London, said he was a homosexual, so he didn't have to go to war, right? And all of his mates went off to war,

and then he was still around in London. And now, because everyone else is gone, there's like eight women to every one guy, and he's just cleaning up around town. And he's just waiting for like letters to be delivered to widowers, and then he'd knock on the door and comfort them. It was a really dark comedy about every time he heard the

air raid siren go, he'd go in the underground and comfort some women. So basically that was that was your war fantasy, was it for a lot of kids? There's a lot of widows that need cheering up and that's where I'll do my it was just it was just about a dirtbag shagging women during the second world war. I couldn't get it off the ground. I think people thought the movie was too expensive because of all the old vehicles you would have needed. It was called Dear John.

But I am genuinely, I don't wanna talk too much shit about my country. I've wanted this because my brother's a citizen or my family's citizens except for me. And I finally got it. And it is super cool to get your secondary passport. I went out and look one of the proudest days of my life is when I became an American citizen. I love it.

I went and actually we did it on the Jim Jeffries show but we also did it like we actually went in and it was me and like were you there Jack? Did you actually come to it? Yeah. Yeah. There was like a load of like other nationalities, loads of Mexican people. It was like 500 people, 500 people. And you all go in and you did it. And like, so I was there for I was there for when my eldest son's mother, she got became a citizen, she's Canadian. And, and there was Obama giving a speech, right? I look,

I don't care what people say when they hate him or whatever. The guy was a hell of a talker, right? Hell of a speech giver. And he said, hey, no, welcome to, I can't do the impersonation. He goes, welcome to America. You had a wonderful country, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And he felt very loved and embraced, right? But when I got my citizenship, it was Trump on the screen. just he just fucking he didn't want us coming in he went like this and his speech was like this so you've passed the test well try to assimilate last through the door you're really snuck in there didn't you yeah it's a wonderful country it's amazing place for the wonderful people try to assimilate do what you can try to get along with people like this right and everyone was just sort of like angry and then they play first I'm proud to be an American because at least I'm motherfucking free

and I will stand up and they have like they just have a video of an eagle flying with a flag and everyone sort of tears up. But this is the great thing when you leave with your new certificate, right? You've got your you've got your I'm an American certificate they give you it's got a little plaque and so I still I've got it like in a folder. When you leave there are people that I could only I'm pretty sure are illegal immigrants. You know how you've got like the hot dog stands and all that stuff? There was people selling like knockoff folders

for your certificate to go in there, had the American thing, and they were doing it cash in hand work. They weren't paying, remember those Jack? I have the flag from the ceremony right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and they're all selling it. And people like, folder, folder, folder, folder, folder.

I bought one of them for 10 bucks. You want to keep it in a nice folder. Yeah. Yeah, a bit of ingenuity. I like it. Not ingenuity. Yeah, just people selling illegal folders out the front of a staples.

Welcome to America. This is what it's going to be. And then what did you do where they stapled your citizenship document to something? What was that? They were one of the things they just mailed it to me was my not my citizenship, but when I actually then after that I had to send this document that I love so much to get the passport. I just had to send it through the post.

And then they returned it to me just rolled up in a non like and just sho send it through the post, right? And then they returned it to me, just rolled up in a non-like and just shoved it into the mailbox with my next bit of my receipt stapled to the corner of it. I couldn't even keep it nice. Listen, there's something to be said. I know it's not a vogue thing, and I've made a lot of jokes about my politics, but there's something wonderful about this despite the wars and the intolerance, but nationalism for all countries is a beautiful thing when you, when you are saying an oath and you think of the country's history and everything. And there's a woman next to me in tears and she's hugging me and she's like, our country fought for this ability to be free in the nineties and you get to be a son of this country.

And then I think I get patriotic about America. I get patriot about Australia. I love seeing all, I love seeing every nation getting patriotic. And I said to a friend, I go, what does that make me when I'm a nationalist on behalf of other people too? And he goes, I don't know, a traitor. Yeah. I, yeah, I, I find when people get too patriotic, it gets a little bit

irritating and sometimes patriotism can cross over into bigotry and even racism. But in saying that, I'm a very proud Australian, very proud to be grow up in Australia. I think Australia is a wonderful place and I can see a time in my life where one of the proudest days of my life and I'm very proud to be an American as well. I see a lot of great, great points. I wish I could have gotten British citizenship as well. British ones. I I'm a big fan of the UK, but I'm a proud of me.

I wear, I wear a Dodgers hat, mate. I'll tell you why I wear a Dodgers hat. Gum bald. So, um. I will tell you. I always said that I was a baseball nightmare. The baseball cap is the number one outfit for the balding man. If

you're a balding man, get into baseball. There'll be years before anyone will even notice. I don't even like the sport. I've just been I bought season tickets just so I can cover this up. Yeah. So, you're saying you're assimilating into

alopecia. If you think I wasn't the worst the night after I got my citizenship, the amount of racial humor I was doing on stage where I could look at the crowd and go, Oh, sorry, I'm I'm from Eastern Europe. We're not allowed to say this. I'm pushing the immigrant thing hard. I'm like, I'm just a refugee from war torn Croatia. I'm a bloody war torn Croatia. Yeah, this guy was your private school boy from Australia. Like, fuck it. Oh, the hardship that you must have gone through this. This bloke called Zoran, though he was captured by the Serbian army. He was tortured.

And he said to me, you know, he goes, it's crazy because when you are been through the war, because I find the Aussie creations to be the most hard line, right? When I was fighting in the war and I forgive more Serbian and we are all Slavic brothers. All right. It was basically saying that Aussie is like Aussie wogs and nuts is what he was. Okay.

Okay. So, so Australia is arguably the greatest sporting nation on earth next to Croatia I would say is the greatest sporting nation on earth for population versus things you've done. World Cup finals, right? Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Basketball is for the clips. We got Zubac, right? Big Zoo, right? We've got two Australians in that team as well. You gotta follow the clips now. You got the main Croatian guy and two

Australians. You gotta be all clips gotta be all clip. Well, I'm obviously I'm going for my creations. I'm going for my USA citizenship as well and then god help everyone. You have other Americans as well playing for the team. If I get my US

citizenship, I will be truly **** unbearable because I'm already painfully pro-America now and my visa is done in three months. But once that document comes through, holy shit, Chip, I'm going to be the, I've already become too much of an American cunt here from. Okay. But this is, this is my thing. So Australia, world cup playing against Croatia, the greatest sporting event I've ever been to Australia versus Croatia in the world cup 2006 Germany. Who are you going for?

Man, I remember it well. I was going for Croatia that woke up cause I thought they had a better chance of actually winning and then the moment they stepped on the pitch against Australia, I was like fucking break Siminich's leg, Harry Kuehl, these fucking panheaded slabs are going to get whooped by Australia. That's where you find out. I was all Aussie. How are you saying panheaded fools?

And you're the, and it's going to come back on me, you know, I don't condone. I'm not here. I haven't heard any of this. I'm not panheaded fools. We've got flat heads. Have you ever noticed that about a lot of Slavic countries. We have flat heads at the back.

You know what? I don't understand that your internet keeps cutting out. Maybe that's fucking your head. We have flat heads because our parents swaddled us too hard as children. Do you know that? And like your head gets flat.

Cause you're laid down on your back. You're laid down on, uh, on the back of the head. Oh, okay. So people have, okay. So there's this invention called snu, which we had for our last baby that can give babies flat heads right at the back. But it's this genius. If you ever have a baby, this, you got to buy a Snu. I think it's like 600 bucks or something, but it's not

cheap, but it is a genius invention. It's this little tiny cot. You swaddle the kids in there, you strap them to the side of the mattress so they just swallow them strap and if the baby wakes up the thing just goes vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv it does give a few kids a flat head every now and again. That's it. They see me. And also, it has gay sex in the shower.