I Don't Know About That - ATM: Episode 72 - Bonnie Blue Finally Lost Us

Episode Date: September 9, 2026

At this moment, Jim and Amos discuss Bonnie Blue's newest video and how she finally crossed the line with them. They also talk about the Wheel of Fortune announcer getting in trouble, frozen kids, and Charles Manson.SOCIALS:Jim JefferiesWebsite: ⁠https://www.jimjefferies.com⁠IG: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/jimjefferies⁠FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/JimJefferies⁠Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/jimjefferies⁠Amos GillIG: @abitofamosgillFB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/AmosGillComedy/⁠Theme Song: "Rein It In Cowboy" by the DoohickeysSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Here's a thing about the Reagan documentary. I'm on it. I'm on the documentary. Not visually, but I was on Howie Mendel's podcast, and I said that Raygun was my 9-11, because for Australians, you know, it's like when an Arab person is watching the Twin Towers fall and they think, oh, geez, I've been working hard to assimilate. This is going to set me back. And that's what happened with Reagan. Hey, everyone. Welcome to At This Moment with me, Jim Jeffries. I'm here with Amos Gill. Before we start, I've got some gigs to plug, and I'm I'm sure you do as well, mate. We've got Windsor, Ontario, September the 11th.

That's coming up this weekend. Thunder Bay, Ontario. That's the Saturday. And then I'm at the Comedy Store now. The gig at the Comedy Store on the 20th of September, I believe only has 50 tickets left. I don't really have to push that, but I thought if you wanted to come to the show,

that's going to be my local show. I always enjoy doing that. And also, whole tour of Canada. Germany, if you are in Germany, I'm touring Germany really soon, and Iceland. And Amos is coming with. me for those European gigs, but what have you got for yourself, mate? This weekend, starting Thursday in Tacoma, Washington, come out there, Tacoma, and then Vancouver,

you'll see me on the 11th. People can just see us in Canada. Calgary on the 12th and then Washington, D.C. on the Sunday. But Jim, we just finished the podcast. I've got to be honest with you, I couldn't be more jet-lagged. I feel completely out of it. Well, you said a lot of things that you can blame on Zanix, I think. I am starting to set up a defense mechanism.

I can't even speak. I'm telling you, Roseanne Barr. Well, you were... I've lost my plot. You've been so out of it because you've had sleeping tablets and whatnot. No one could blame you for killing a few kids. Let's start this podcast. Can I be honest?

I did 15 hours on my phone flying over with Starlink, just watching reels like this. Yeah. My head is so fried. And then I thought, I went out today. Why didn't you watch you? a movie at any stage. I can't watch movies anymore. My head, I've got no time.

They're too slow, aren't they? I can't. I need to get off my phone entirely. You know, I've now realized that's what travel is. Travel is just going to a different place to watch reels with a different ambient background noise. That's all travel is. I like the noise going in Manhattan.

All you hear is fucking sirens. Every time I ring you up, it's just like, there's just machines going, who, who, who, someone in trouble. And they're stuck in traffic for so long at the front of your place. that I can just hear the person dying a mile away. That is all I can think about as well is just seeing the ambulance moving nowhere and you go, oh, dead. Oh, that's not, yeah, when an ambulance goes in L.A. past me house,

it's, it's... Over there, just hangs about. Soon you'd think they'll have, like, drones. We've got to start the podcast because this might as well be the podcast. Let's go. There'll be drones that come and heal you, sir. Gidey, pie lovers, strap on and strap in. I'm here with Amos Gil.

Welcome to another episode of... At this moment, how are you doing, mate? Mate, I'm back in New York. Yeah, it's good to have you back. Look at the internet connection. You're crystal clear, you're talking. We're talking normally. This is wonderful stuff.

Both on proper microphones, fantastic. You're happy to be home? It was a third world experience, wasn't it? Oh, yes. The podcast we tried to do when I was in Fremantle and you were somewhere else was appalling. And then when I got over here, the internet over there is stuff. They can't do it.

They haven't figured out. And then even Australia, like, it's just, we're moving into this world of generative AI or whatever data centers. We're going to be left for dead. Oh, this is the thing. And maybe that's a good thing. Maybe we can, we can avoid it all in Australia because the 5Gs, they won't be able to take our jobs in machines because they'll be buffering the entire time. Well, it's funny, this might be like British air conditioners, right? People might be writing to us, what, we do have the Wi-Fi.

What the fuck you took? We haven't had any attacks yet. but Australia has the worst Wi-Fi in the free world. And I'm saying the free world. I'm sure there's places in, you know, third world countries where the Wi-Fi isn't fantastic. But the Australian Wi-Fi is fucking dog shit and expensive. Mate, I flew, it's a long flight now.

Adelaide to New York. Yeah. So I went an hour and a half to Melbourne, then 15 hours to LA. And then it's that extra six. You didn't think of ducking across to Perth and then going around straight. They can go to New York from Perth. You didn't think of that.

They can't do that, can they? I believe they can. I believe they started doing that when they started going Perth to London. I think they're not even doing that at the moment. I'll tell you what's happening right now is... The UK, there's no flights going in and out of the UK. They've had a cyber attack on Heathrow Airport and the other international airports. All flights grounded for the last 24 hours.

People saying it's an attack from the Israeli government after those two countries going hammer and tong at each other. Could be a time to get into the first story here, but the UK and the UK and the UK and, Israel trading barbs back and forth, sanctions going on to each other's countries, diplomats being pulled back, including Israel supporting the Falklands Islands to be an Argentine province. I know about this one. Okay, so the Falklands, it's one of those things that throughout history, I've always gone, why doesn't Argentina own that one that feels, it feels like they should probably

they seem a... It's not theirs. We got to it first in the UK. That's the whole thing. But then you read into it, you go, well, the UK have sovereignty over there and they own the bloody thing. So that's the deal. And also, also, I didn't live in this country or live in Great Britain and watch Prince Andrew not sweat for nothing. He fought in the Falklands.

He turns out that he'll protect any small island off the coast. We had a prince turned into a nonce from the PTSD. And what for nothing? that's a prince's version of the postnatal argument is he committed those assaults only because of the stress and the hormones that were put under when he was defending the Falkland Islands which by the way if I hear one more person I had a fight I put on my Instagram something to the effect of Argentine needs to fuck off I mean the Commonwealth might be a rotten husk of what it once was but those are those are bloody British Empire Islands and we're keeping the people there want them

I called them Latin rats and this lady said, that's racist. And I'm so sick of Spanish colonialists thinking they're superior to British colonists. It's two European kingdoms that were fighting over territories. Correct. Okay. You're not some native people, Argentina. You're runaways from Italy, Spain and the Nazis. So I don't want to hear boo out of you about colonialism.

And I have worked in Argentina and I tell you what, if you give them the the Forklund Islands, they're not going to, they're not going to get done. Yeah, you can't have a culture that has naps in the afternoon and give them oil and shit to deal with. Well, I'm hearing lots of, you know, conspiracy theories that they want the Falklands to start running data centers because of the colder temperatures down there and whatnot. Well, all of a sudden, the Argentinians are going to computer giants, are they? That's going to be their big thing. Well, because of the cold climbers, they want to set these data centers because I need cooling, right? That takes power.

So apparently swathes of the land near Patagonia might become data sent. as well, because that's what we need with the beautiful landscapes of this planet. I will admit that I don't, when it comes to like they go, AI takes up these big rooms of computers and data centers and all this type of stuff. And Bitcoin takes up these massive rooms. I always thought it was just that everything was the cloud. Doesn't everything just sort of exist out in the wall and someone's controlling it from their phone? You know, it's not an actual cloud, right?

It's just, I don't put things on the cloud. I don't trust the cloud. I don't trust the cloud. But, you know, the reality is the clouds out there, whether you like it or not, all your search history is being stored somewhere. Oh, look, if you checked 48 hours of my search history, you'd figure out what type of guy I am pretty quick, and you'd get over it pretty quick. You'd go, oh, that's a bit much, and then go, eh, nothing too bad there.

I'm not too ashamed by me, search history. The truth is, is they've probably got videos of you beating yourself off and your come face. Yes. And if you ever really upset them, they'd be able to leak that to the public. I just don't know if anyone wants... Just give the camera a wink every time you finish. I just don't know if anyone wants to see it.

Who's like, there's footage of Jim Jeffries masturbating. Oh, better get on to that. Better rush home from work. I wouldn't be surprised if that's the kind of sigh up they pull in the public, which is the people that are anti-data center. They'll start saying that those people are nonses who have something to hide. You know, like they're trying to burn down the data. Sauter sent us to clear their history.

Got to throw a Molotov cocktail in there because, and get ready for this, second segue of the show. You're all great. There are some people with things to hide that they're searching, Jim. Do you know who Jim Thornton is? Jim Thornton. Sounds like a very common name. No, I don't know who Jim Thornton is.

Who's Jim Thornton? Okay, Jim Thornton is the host of Wheel of Fortune. No, no, Jim's not the host. Jim's the one that's like all the way from Canada. Welcome me. Because I've been on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune. Wait, so you would have met Jim Thornton or he would have spoke of. Jim Thornton would have announced me on if he's the same dude that I'm thinking of.

Jim Jeffries is one of those guys. Because Ryan Sechrest hosts The Wheel of Fortune. And before we had Pat Seajack. And Pat Seajack was a good dude, but he was just getting older. And they're Ryan Seekrest. Well, this guy is an ab. But there's literally a guy in a booth that's sort of like in a hoodie. He's like, he's not dressed up or anything.

He's just like, oh, I'm the show today. He does all that, yeah. So what happened to him was, I know this story now, yeah. You know the story now, dear. So he's flying on an American Airlines fly. Yes, yes. And he has his laptop open, and his laptop has that creepy code, as I'd call it. Real dark web type stuff.

The old chat rooms, chat room cafes. Where it looks like DOS. What I always thought about that was people so desperately want to fall in love in this world, right? Because before we had dating apps and social meetings, People used to go into those type rooms and fall in love and travel overseas to see people just off like texts going like that. So one of those old dodgy looking chat rooms, yeah? Yeah. And so it turns out the person behind him is reading what he's typing.

Well, that's inappropriate. People deserve privacy. Like, look at your own screen. Why are you bothering the man for? And it turns out that he's actually on a pedophile chat room. Oh, that went badly for everyone. A nice hangar, saw a couple of cute boys and a hot little girl. He's looking there.

He's having a type on his plane. You're serious? And he's not even in business. He's doing this. He's doing this from economy. This is what's happened since Epstein's Island closed down. They've had to take it online these guys and to economy when you're off the jet. You know what?

He shouldn't have used that side at all or already had a TMZ watermark over the top of it. What did he do that for? They're all over it. He fell for a pretty obvious honey draft there. But did you see apparently the other pitos there are like, what are you doing? That's what they're writing in the text. They're like, why do you have this out right now? It's a pretty bold choice.

And he's like, no one knows what this is. No one will be able to work out what's going on here. But also, what joy is he getting out of it at that moment? You know what I mean? It's not like. I think that there, that must be some kind of. of like, you know, they like to tempt fate, don't they? Has he, he's getting turned on by the fact that he might get caught, the fucking sicker?

Has he, um, has he made a comment at all? Is he said he was innocent or has he said that flashed up on my screen? I don't know what happened. What's he said? Oh, yes. Like that, well, like when you busted your dad with a porno email chain and he went, bloody Gary sending me weird shit again. Did it, did it, when he, when he, when he, when he found out the news that it may get that

what, what noise when you get bankrupt on the wheel of fortune? I mean, there has to be some pretty serious reaper cut. Okay, the first thing is that's what he's doing in public. Can you imagine this man in private? And I would say, like, he's in a little tiny sound booth at the Wheel of Fortune, a little tiny booth where he stands there. I reckon he's doing that on his phone whilst the show's running. Just have that knowledge when you're watching the Wheel of Fortune.

Off to the side, because he announcing, oh, no, Amos Gilles. And then boom, back onto his phone. I mean, thank God he's not on family feud. I'll tell you that much. What do you think there's kids on family feud? Isn't that? Where was the last time you watched family feud? There's no one there under 18.

No one comes on and goes, this is me wife, this is my mother-in-law. They don't bring kids on family-few? This is me sister and this is me four-year-old. All right. And they're like, name something a woman says when she sits on the toilet, four-year-old, a cunt? Oh, no. What about are you smarter than the fifth grader?

Yeah, he shouldn't be on, that's a good one. Are he smarter than a fifth grader? Are you sexier than a fifth grader? I've got to get his voice up. Jack, can you find us, get a bit of Jeff Thornton, giving us a bit of Jeff Thornton action. The velvet tones of. The velvet tones. Imagine baby John Burgess being busted with a few kiddie porn drawings.

Well, back of the days before the internet. Could have happened. What was his old show? catchphrase. That's my favorite show. He said here, are you ready? He said, he was actually a suicide prevention chat group,

is what he's saying it was. And there might be people that do that sort of stuff there, but it's them saying they don't want to. And it's not unlawful, and there's no child porn being shared. He himself has never viewed, downloaded, or consumed any child pornography, whether on that commercial flight

or any other, time. All the stuff coming up right now about him is all about him. Yeah, yeah, so it's very hard to find his show reel at the moment. Can we find his agent? He wouldn't have had another job for fucking years, that cut. So how about his own, spitting his own wheel of fortune, which is, unfortunately his fortune landed on trying to watch child porn in economy.

Oh, get a check. If you want to fuck kids, get a jet. There seems to be footage from the right and from behind him. There seems to be pictures behind. Well, this happens a lot because I've seen so many screenshots of women. Women taking photos of men texting it. It's like, is your husband flying currently from Minneapolis to Austin? Because he's organizing an affair.

Yeah, yeah, right? You see a lot of that. Yeah. Look, when I'm fighting with my wife on a plane, I cover up the text. I don't want people to see a close to me chest. But, you know, I've never sat there in business class just swiping through whatever I've heard. I found some of the comments.

Here we go. The user Nicholas B-77 made a comment how Golden Corral is a nice hung out for kids. And they go on to say, a couple of cute boys and a hot little girl were dining there the day before. And then the next user wrote, it's a real all you can eat boy fay. Yeah. So he has to be killed, unfortunately, for Jeff. You're going to have to be.

Strap to the wheel and executed. I just want everyone to know that I've never been to Golden Corral because of the food, not because I might be tempted. It's been strictly a dietary reason that I haven't gone. But I've never been. If you're now seen at Golden Corral and you're not morbidly obese, it's a fucking suspicious look. Here is.

This is his voice? Yeah. He's playing against the mic. There we go. The bonus route is brought to you by Maxwell House copy. When a contestant wins the bonus round, Maxwell House will donate $2,500 to rebuilding together to restore

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At least he didn't kill him. So, which brings us to the biggest news story going around the world right now. What's her name? What's her name? Hold on. I want to see your go on a segue. What's her fucking name? I thought you were going to say the name.

The woman who killed the three kids. Oh, Lindsay Clancy. Lindsay Clancy. So it brings us to Lindsay Clancy. Lindsay Clancy has, since our last podcast, has had a hung jure where I thought it would be the other way. I thought it'd be like 11 jurors who were saying, she's a murderer,

and there'd be one mum like this going, you don't know how hard it is to have kids, and she was holding out. It turns out it was 11 jurors who were there going, oh, she had a bit of the Mondays. And the 12th juror was like, nah, I'm calling that murderer. Okay, this sets a really bad precedent for the world,

because since then we've had another woman who killed a two-year-old, who was very invested, in the Lindsay Clancy thing. In Frankfurt, Illinois, gave another one hanged the kid, I believe. Yeah, hung the kid. Yeah.

And she was very invested. Look, we didn't know about school shootings before Columbine. Then Columbine happened. Then we started getting school shootings all the time, right? And it just became the standard. We've had men who have killed their kids. And not once have we had a row of men standing along the streets, cheering them as they go into the courthouse going,

He's a hero. It's tough out there. We had that guy put these two daughters in the oil barrels and all that type of stuff, right? And he was a good looking bloggy. He had a few gay guys who wrote him letters, but not much support for the killing. Yes. They didn't do a minute silence for Chris Benoit, did they? Yes, exactly, right?

So we don't do all this type of stuff. Or did they? I actually don't. I could be talking at my assy. Who knows? Who knows? Anyway, so then we have, Lindsay kills the people, kills the kids, and, look, Here's the deal, right? Whether you think postnatal depression or whatever, name me one other

member of our society who's allowed to kill three kids, whether it be male, female, even kids killing other kids. If a school shooter goes in at 16 kills all these students, they still get, go to court as an adult. They still get trialed as an adult, right? Now we have an actual adult who's killing kids and we're just like, oh, you don't know what postpartum depression is about. Now, I was on the phone to you earlier and I said, what about this woman that just killed a two-year-old? I go, when does it stop from being postpartum depression to just depression? The kid was fucking two years old. How long are you allowed to have this postpartum depression?

You're allowed to have a till 17, 18, 19. After I got up the phone, my wife came into the room and goes, if you're thinking about talking about this on your podcast, people are going to think you're a full. Postpartum depression can go for two years. And I'm like, oh, all right. Like the excuses we just keep making for this woman. It was eight months old. Huh? The kid was eight months old.

Well, the one in Frankfurt? No, no, no. Lindsay Clancy was eight months. Yeah. The one that just killed the other child, it was a two-year-old. Oh, she. Now, now. It's the thing, though, like kids seem to have less rights in the views of some person

because if it was three people aged 15, 16 and 17, I don't think they'd feel the same way. But because they're, like, young, it's like, oh, it was a mother who was struggling in the hormones. She can't be held liable because she didn't have the requisite mens rea. Jim, how many times have I told you this? People that commit mass murder often, guess what? Mental health. They've got mental health.

They're mentally ill. They're not well. But this is the thing. It's like, is she allowed to kill anyone when she's having postpartum pressure or just her kids? Her kids are the only socially acceptable ones. Now, I've gotten deep into this case and I've been reading about the husband, and the husband is somewhat forgiven her and all that type of stuff in the sense that he's gone, oh, she was mentally ill.

And he stood trial and then you hear that, you know, she premeditated. She told him to get out, get some takeaway food. He went off to get the food. That wasn't going to take enough time, was it? So she also told him to go to the pharmacy, the chemist, and pick up some stool softener, right? Because he's going to be shitting himself when he gets home, right? And he has to pick up the stool softener. He rings them up and goes, hey, do you want the generic brand?

Do you want a different brand? And she's just like, ah, the generic brand. And he could hear the kids in the background. He thought they were having bath time, right? and she was calm enough to talk to him then and go, oh, just the generic brand, that's fine. And he bought that and went home. Now, all the TikTok sleuths online have decided that he murdered the kids and we're all wrong, including one of the real housewives has come out and gone, oh, no, this doesn't all add up.

He's obviously killed her. And some of the evidence they have for it is he was drugging her so she would do this. How would he know, even if he was drugging her, how would he know that she would kill? The best part about this is her defense attorney has already copped to the fact that she killed the kids. It's just whether she was in the right frame of mind for having legal culpability. She said it. She said it. Anyway, so she said it.

And then with him they go, and this is the evidence, he's already remarried. Did you know that? He's already remarried. He got remarried after a year. Fuck yeah. You know who's easy to get over? The woman who kills your three kids. You can move on from that relationship.

I agree you'd move on, but fuck me, I wouldn't be straight into marrying. I might take some time out of that sex. Yeah, but also, it's not like, it's not like he... I might go a little nose strings attached for a while before it comes in. It's not like he's going to get out of that relationship and look at the wife and go, start again? Imagine being out with like that guy and she's like, you seem to have some commitment issues. He's like, yeah, me, me missus killed three of my kids. So I struggled.

I've got some trust issues. Well, I think the reason he got married so quickly is if you're in a desperate situation like that, your whole family's been pulled away from you and then you find someone in your life that will hold you and tell you you're okay. You could fall in love very quickly. Very quickly you could go, oh, there's some safety. If there's ever been a man more in need of a flashlight, do we, I'm sponsored by any here is the weird thing.

If you look at his wife and you look at old Lindsay, they look fucking close. They look close. Now, Lindsay was a nurse and his new wife is, get this one, some fertility doctor, right? Like, just nothing with kids, mate. Nothing with kids. Well, fertility is the opposite of what she is. She's an infertility mother. You and the guy from Will of Fortune, just stick on the straight note.

Nothing to do with kids. Nothing do with kids for you. Not going to work out. But with Lindsay, this is the deal. Whether or right, you believe that she was. right or she was wrong or she was insane or she wasn't she needs to be removed from society whether it be in a mental home or in a prison for the rest of her life even if she's innocent in your mind because she has the capacity to kill three children she has proven that she can

kill three children and in this society when you kill three kids there's no turning back you have done it now that's you done right i don't care if it was an accident i don't care whatever if If you're Copel, if it's your fault, because accidents have fault, right? If it's your fault that happened, it was done by your hands, you're out of society. It's over. You can't do it anymore. So who cares about the rest of the facts or whether she was fucking depressed or anything like that? It's unbelievable.

I mean, she could always get a job as a commander in the IDF. Yeah. So. How'd you bring that story down worse? How did you do that? Where did you do that? Why did you do that for? I just, you know, throwing out,

I believe that maybe she could, you know, she's got expertise in areas. But the fact that we're not allowed to bring this story up at dinner parties or anything like that, I'll give our opinions. I had the funniest, and this is everywhere now, so I don't know who I can attribute this to,

but there was a lady who was like a second wave feminist who said, these fucking women that are making a legal argument that sets precedent, which essentially says women can't be held culpable because they have such fluctuations of hormones with the postnatal depression. Yeah. That the hormones did it, which means that they can't actually be held liable because

they're essentially nuts and slaves to their passions. They're saying, okay, so aren't you agreeing with what men in the 1920s said, which is, ladies can't be trusted. They're too hysterical if you get them. They'll make bad decisions. A woman becomes the president. She could nukes everybody if she's having a bad day. Is that who you want to have the finger on the button?

I don't think so. So you're essentially agreeing with an ancient male perspective, which is... An ancient? We went back to 1960s. Back in the Stone Age. 1950. Back in the Stone Age when the Cold War was going on and we didn't want... Yeah, no, look, it works with everything.

Like, would you want to employ a woman who has just... given birth to a child then? Will they be good in the workplace? Like, I obviously think you should. I don't think you shouldn't, but I'm just playing devil's advocate. If they're so uncontrollable and their moods can swing so much and you're allowed to, and postpartum depression, two years my wife reckons you're allowed to have on that. Exactly.

Wouldn't you say as an employer then? Right. So if we are going to hire you, we'd just like to get a medical test from you after you, from your doctor just to make sure you're not suffering postpartum because we just have a safe workplace here. This is a safe space. Yeah. Women shouldn't be working with kids, kindergarten teachers and stuff like that.

If they've just had a baby, if this is the new rule. So perhaps it'd be better if they just said that this woman committed a murder and didn't use hormonal system and medication. Maybe we shouldn't be wasting all the taxpayers' money on

a trial for a woman who was admitted to killing three kids. And maybe we should leave the man alone who lost his whole family. There's never been an accusation officially from him at all, and all the accusations they've thrown in him and been complete and out of bullshit. Maybe leave that cat alone as well.

Maybe he's been through a fucking hard time. Maybe, you know, think of the children is what you've got to do. Think of the children. Well, I suspect within, by the end of this year, we will get four more of these cases. We've just had one. I believe we'll get another four. There you go.

There's predictions. I'm going to put it on Kouchy. Put it on Kashi for me. There you go, Jack. Jack put it on. What's the over under? 100%, they reckon. So I'm going to make some coin off this.

Well, that could go into this other thing that I sent you, which is a, I'm just looking at a graph now about the United States, which is a population survey, which shows that. You say graph? You don't say graph? Do I say graph? Have I moved from America too long and I said graph? I say graph. I say graph. I say graph.

You say graph because you're rough from Sydney. Photo. Photo? Photograph. Photograph? Photograph. Not graph, photograph. Logo.

You fucking. Remember when you said Lego, you're dumb dago? Now, in the year 2000, to the year 2025, they've done a study on men between the age of 20 to 39 about whether they're married or unmarried. Yes. In the year 2000, 20.7 million men were unmarried. Today, that number is 30.4 million. And married men. Just in America, right?

This is America? Yes. And then married men was 18.1 million, now down to 15.4 million. So the graph trending away like that. And part of this study, they were saying that when you look at the fact that you might settle down with a woman and then she kills your three kids, you can see. see that there is never probably been, and you'll notice this with the Lindsay Clancy case with people fighting online with women saying, hey, shut up, you don't understand.

You're seeing a lot of divorces happening about this case, that men and women have never really seemed to get on less than now, where men are now going, you know what, and women also saying, we're best on our own, which is quite sad. That's the end of, you know, humanity. It's expensive being married, whether you're... Or you stay with a person. Well, not if you, it's good for housing. And it's more expensive if you divorce the person.

Yeah. No, it's expensive. But do you feel, I mean, you've been a man who's discussed the male or female dynamic. Do you think it's worse, do you think it's worse than ever? I luckily got married later in life. I got married when I was 30, when I was 40, I believe. Oh, no, hang on. Well, that 43 was the first time I got married.

I've had my five-year wedding anniversary, right? So I waited until I was in my 40s before I got married the first time. I've had, obviously, long-term relationships, and I've had relationships where I've actually had a child with another person. So I know what it's like to be in a committed relationship, but I didn't get married into my 40s. I would advise my sons not to get married in their 20s. 30 and up, that's when the decision will be made.

Don't do it in your 20s. Oh, I think 19 is good. I say, I was just talking about this with a friend today. I think just, you know, too much, too much time to overthink you're into. entire life. I say, this is the other thing. So I've said,

you either get married at 18, 19, 20, right? And just go, this is life and just knuckle down with another person. Or you fucking wait to you 40. Right?

And because otherwise, you wait till you just want to settle down because I just wanted to settle down. But when you're younger, you'll never know what else is out there. But if you, if you, if you, if you get too many people,

if you get too many cocks through you, you get too much pussy, eventually, it'll wear you down where you, you'll want to keep having that thing, right? You'll get a taste for it. It's like if you're a drinker, just pick whiskey, stick with it, don't go off to beer, don't go after wine, you'll be fine.

Well, this is the point that I was seeing here. That couldn't have been a point. I was rambling. No, you were rambling. I really tried to glossow what was the amblings of an insane man. I'm just, I know people who got married in their late, the early, early, early 20s and teens, and they seem to last a long time, but I never meet anyone who got married about 28 when it lasts.

It never, never lasts, never. Yeah, well, there's a blissful ignorance, isn't there? And you just decide, well, this is the person we're going to build our life together. I also think that with kids. I also think that kids, have your kids like at 18, and then by the time you're 35, you're fucking off to the races, you get a bit of your freedom back. Yeah, suddenly your kids don't have ADD either because you've actually got energy to be a parent so you can keep up with them.

I think ADD happens because everyone who's having kids now is 50 and they're like, these cuts are fucking slow down. You're annoying me. Be quiet. Take these pills. It's also all these kids that are made from frozen eggs, right? It's like if Gordon Ramsey came in and tried these children, you go, is this one been frozen?

Feels like this is fresh. Leave the kids alone. They're fucking de-thoring. Ask the mother if this one was fresh. Have it taste frozen? Listen, as a person who has IVF twin siblings, yes, I will say there's some noticeable differences with the IVF. These are your siblings.

Come on, tell us more. Tell us more. I wonder if your mum or they listen to the podcast. What is the noticeable difference between you, you, the fresh egg, Amos Gill, who came out of the womb, all hairy and ready, to go with your stocky little legs kicking goals in the AFL game and then the frozen egg siblings that you have now. Well, they're taller than me.

They're very tall. I think they were shaped by the tube. Well, no, no, it's nothing to do with the tube. It's just, it's just the woman who donated the eggs to your mother was a walrus. That's why you get tall kids. No, so I was just spending a week with the kids. Yes. And I saw you in the chat room.

I caught. And I said, children, I'm your older brother. Come on down. Okay, so you're hanging out with your siblings. I was sitting at my siblings. And they're at an interesting age where you talk about this all the time with your son. About the age of when you start to become aware of their social position at school and bullying and all this kind of stuff. Yeah, you just start.

It's hard yards when you send them off to school and you go, how are they going over there? And my brother, God bless him, he's very much on the spectrum. Smart kid, but, you know, my brother and I were your sportier types, your conversational kids. He's certainly more of a... He's more into science because that's where he came from. Yes, the sciences and he's piecing together his origin story. Yes. A little bit like Elon Musk.

trying to return to the stars. And he was saying to me, his name's Jax. They went with a French name for him. Like Jacques Cousteau. Leg Jocques. Yeah, Jacques Gales, I think, was actually where that came from the South African all-round a cricketer. And he said, we picked him out from school and he said, oh, kids are, I got bullied today.

I said, what did they do? And he said, they keep calling me Jocks. Jokx, Jocs. I said to them, you're hurting my feelings. My name is not jocks. It is Jax. Stop calling me Jocks. I was really upset.

And I said, please stop doing that to me. And then I said, mate, don't ever tell them that. Never tell someone. I said, don't tell people what is hurting you because then they know how to get to you. You can't let on that that's hurting because these cruel people will take advantage of it. I think you're doing the young lad of disservice by telling this on a podcast if he's having problems at school. We carry on. It's your family.

They're not listening to this. You reckon his mates don't listen to his brother. And, or, okay, carry on. So then I said, well, mate, if they call on you jocks, you just need to, you know, you need to come back with something. So I told him, well, maybe you just say to those kids, why keep thinking, my name's Jack, why thinking of men's underwear, jocks? Why do you have something on your mind?

Like, you just obsessed with, like, you're obsessed with men's dicks and, like, jocks? Like, that's super weird. It's Jacks. Like, you can see it written down. My name's Jacks, not jocks. And he starts laughing. Anyway, Mum tells me the other day, he's gone to school with it and he's dropped the magic on him. Yeah.

And he's pulled out of jocks, jocks. Are you thinking of your men's penises? Are you gay? He's crunched them. He's absolutely crunched them. I've made that boy walk six foot five tall. I'm telling you, if you have a kid that's getting bullied, you need to write them some roasts. Oh, no, I've been involved in this myself.

But so now you've ruined it because you've told them that it wasn't his original line. They're not listening to us. But also, also they could come back with, all right, Jack's, Jack off, you know what I mean? Like there's that, if they want to go to cock route, there's so many stuff. Jack, what did you used to get called, being called Jack? Were you ever called Jackoff? Oh, God, we got a new nickname for Jackoff over here. That's not too hard.

Well, I had, listen, I had anus forever. Anus, yeah, yeah. Gameos. Gamos. Gamous, I call you that one. Yeah, gamers. And I also had some creative ones. There was a guy that called me...

Unfamous Amos? There was a guy that called me Sommer. Why? Which was Amos backwards. And I was like, why do you call me Amos backwards? And he managed to turn that into some like, because you're ass backwards because you're gay or something. I've been like, all right. He was like five years older than me, that kid.

I think he was well into you if he called you summer. Summer. Yeah, summer because you like a holiday. I like you because I get time off. But you must think about that with how. Hank, over the years where you go, I'll come up with some burns for kids, I'll tell you that much. I'm not, yeah, I'm not doing it on the radio. I support my child and he's, and his mental health.

I'm not going to tell him off. Like, that's the difference where to parent and a brother. I would sell my brothers up the fucking river all day for a story, but not me son. Come on, you're being ridiculous now. I haven't, I haven't killed him or anything. I've never, never strangled him. He's also super tall, my brother. So I was like, mate, you've got to start, you got to, as they say, the young kids,

you've got to start hypemogging. The dishwasher is here. We've got to have a. pause. Listen, we don't want to, you know, talking about kids growing up and whatnot. You do want to be there and support them, don't you? Because God knows, if you don't, there's every chance they might become only fans creators in Australia. That was slick. Very good. Very good. I couldn't even remember Lindsay Clancy's name. Another story this week showed the only fans creators per 100,000 people by major nation. And coming in at number one. Yes, with a bullet. Australia.

Australia's number one. Who has 100, okay, this is 140,000 only fans creators, which means that we're currently running with over 500 only fans people per 100,000. Right. Put it this way, electricians are 121K. Right, and that 100,000 is including men and women? Yes, just any creators. Okay, so let's be honest, most only fan creators are women.

So that's 500 out of every 50,000? 100,000. Yeah, no, but half of those people are going to be women. Oh, right, right. So I'm saying most of the people who do it are women. Like, I know there'll be all... But no one's paying to watch a guy, wank off. We do that for free.

We do that for free. No one has to pay for that. So, so, so do the maths for me, Jack. 50 out of 500 out of 5,000. What is that percentage? 50,000. What? 500 out of 50,000.

That's 10%. 500 and at 50% out of 50,000 out of 50,000? 1%. So 1% of, so 1 in every 100 women in Australia are doing only fans. Now wait, now we're not going to include the old people who are over 50, say. Or people under 18. Or people under 18 who are kids. I think we, I think we could happily say that one in 30,

women of age in Australia are doing only fans. Where's the applause button? I've got to fucking get that up and running. Let's get this. Australia, I'm trying to ask AI. Well done, Australia. Stand up, Australia. Stand up.

One in 30. And right now some of them are riding underneath. What a pig we are in the comment section. It says this. The female population of Australia aged 18 to 50 is estimated to be 6.4 million people. And there's 140,000 only fans creators. So what percentage is that? Wow.

Wow. Six million 140. Did you say 140,000? Yes. Now, you've got to imagine there's some people who have a podcast on there. That means I still have 38,000 more subscriptions to get. There's more than electricians. Six million.

Six million out of 100, six million women of age and then out of 100, what is it? 2.3%. 2.3%. percent of women of a reasonable, like, too. So every time you're looking at a room, no, it's good. Yeah, look. And we got to take fatties out. We've got to take the fatties out.

No, that's its own genre. No, you don't know. That could be, there's lots of obese. I'll tell you what, it doesn't get through my algorithm. You can't tell. There's a lot of whoppers out there. And you've got to take the really, like, super autistic out. They can't get that done.

You've got to take out anyone with neurological problems where they can't work a computer. I couldn't do it. I can't work a computer. So when you look at a... Basic morons can't do it. Real like Stu Simpletons can't do it. So I reckon it's 50% of all women in Australia. It's getting out of control. It does seem like... I mean, those numbers are crazy. So I'll go through all the countries for you. Yes.

So Canada's second... God bless. Look, I will say this. Canadian porn stars, they're some of the best that have ever been and ever will be. so friendly before and after the incident. Just wonderful girls. You can, I hope that I can get that ejaculate out of your testicles for you there. Let's see what we can do. All right, just I'm going to lube this hand up quick smart.

Got to get these hands warm. I've been outside. Come on, keep going. This could be someone's ASMR. Someone will clip this. This is a jerk off instructions from Jim pretending to be a Canadian. There you go. Back and forth, left and right.

I don't know what left and right. means, but back and forth, let them rain. I'll stick my tongue out for you. Can you see me tonsils? That's your new character, Maple Moosey. Maple Moosey, the whore of her moose. Hor moose. The United Kingdom in third.

United Kingdom. Now, I've never been a big fan of the British porn stars because of the accent. You know, it's... Bonnie Blue pulling out a lot of the views there. Bonnie Blue, look, we haven't mentioned. Money Blue ever since she's going to have the baby shower. No, no, no. Have you not seen what's going on?

No, I was trying. I stopped following up from the moment she was going to have everyone come on the pregnant belly. Like, I'm just, the baby's out now and she's brought it to a gang. And she brought it to a gangbang. So everyone says this could be the, um, what did she do? She's brought it into a gangbanger. It's not on the film, is it?

No, I think she's passing it around beforehand. It's truly revolting by stuff. There's, there's footage of her. passing the baby around. Let's look this up because I don't want to speak out of turn and ruin the reputation of the woman. Because her mother used to help out and the dad used to take care of the lines and the mother, you know, stamped the ticket and went, all right. It takes a village. Yeah, look.

Okay, I'm sending this to you now. So if the baby was in a separate room, it's not pleasant, not pleasant, but like, was the baby in the room? No, no, no. I'm sending the video. Jack, you just have to get this video up, would you? Yes, I just had a baby, but that means the six-week rule does not apply to me because I had a C-section. Down there, still looking perfect. No, we're done.

Bonnie, if you're listening to this podcast, you had no bigger fan than me or Amos, no bigger promoter. Don't put me in there. No, you know what I feel like? I feel like when you found out that Trump was a cunt, right? When you were like, I've been disillusioned. I always thought Bonnie was just a girl that was up for a bit of fun. She was having a bit of a laugh.

She had, you know, if she wanted to do what she wanted with her pussy, now she's involved a kid and she's sitting down there going. I had a C-section, so it's all right down there. In fact, if you pick the stitches. Amos Gil works out that Don Trump, Dom Trump is a grifter who never really believed in the Magra Agenda. And you're like this? I thought she was the girl next door.

She's a slut. If you pick the stitches on the Caesarean, I reckon we can get four cocks in me at once. Let's do it, boys. No, no, I'm not for that. I'm all for porn stars and women doing what they want with their body. But, like, the fact that, first of all, she blurred the baby's face out, right? Just put it in a balaclava.

So it looked like the rest of the people in the fucking room. I mean, you want to talk about, you know, the duality of woman. You've got Lindsay Clancy. Okay. First of all, I was never anti, like, if everyone's a consenting adult or everyone's a consenting adult who shows up and you want to be number fucking five hundred and six that gets to shaggar at the end of that, that's between you, her mother and a father who are organizing the whole thing. That's between the adults in the room. If you can stand there with a balaclava off to the side while she's there nursing her baby

going, oh, I'm going to fucking back some more guys. Do you feel good about yourself in the balaclava? Do you think, oh, I'm all right, me. I'm a good egg. It's probably a time that you would. I mean, the post-nut regret on that one must be quite simply unfathomable. Oh, just. just you get off camera, you take your balaclava off and you wipe off your dick and you get into your car and you think,

ah, like, you ring up your wife and you go, and what stool softener did you want again? Like, you're at a crash, mate. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, no, no. She shouldn't, she shouldn't have done that. I was anti when she did. All right, so we're off you. We're off you.

I would rather watch Greta. Thumburg than you, Bonnie. You've lost me. You've lost me. I'll round out the rest of this study, by the way, is that then it's America, then Spain, the Netherlands, Germany, France, Italy, and Poland. Okay. I'm amazed at Poland solo, because Poland's on a super rich country, plus this has a lot of pretty women, but, you know, and I'm amazed Australia is so big. You know why Australia is so big? Let's be honest, it's mostly the Gold Coast. But it's also because the internet's so bad, right? So they get a lot of return customers. like, sorry, they don't know what happened, love, just dropped out. Come on.

Don't know why the Australian birds are still English. It's really interesting because it's mostly the Anglosphere that has it the most, which would say, you know, we do feel spiritually broken and poor, and it feels like Weimar, Germany. A big part of Weimar Germany was that everyone had saw their daughters and their, you know, wives and everything become prostitutes in the Great Depression there post-World War. That led to the rise of the Nazis because people were like, you've turned our women into whores to try and afford a lifestyle. And now we're doing that. And you go, oh, I can see why people get radical.

The more and more people who do it, the less shame that is involved in it. If half your friends are doing it, then what's the big deal? We have a show on TLC or whatever at the moment, which is about mothers who are also only fan girls, right? So it's just going to become more and more the norm. I can tell you this. I'm happy I don't have daughters for this express reason. Because how would you, if everyone you know is doing it and you're like, if you have one of those daughters are like, oh, dad, will you still pay my phone bill?

And you're like, no, bloody, pay your own phone bill. You should get out there and work and own your own money and know the value of a dollar and all this type of stuff. And you envision them working at McDonald's or some, I can work it in some shop or something like that while they're young. and then they know that they can earn a hundred times that amount of money just in a tenth of the amount of time. Very hard to tell someone not to do that, right? Definitely a scary day when you see your daughter buying a ringlight.

Oh, you unfollow the subscription real quick. You're like a no on that one. Yeah. Eventually you'll have to be like, look, just wear a mask. Be one of those girls that wears the mask or something. Yeah. And if you go back to a girl's house now and she has the ringlight and a camera at the end of the bed and that type of stuff, you go, what's all this? You'd have to be a fucking moron.

Remember when the side hustle in our communities used to be like sort of selling your old clothes or crocheting, a bit of painting? Selling a clothes, etzy. This is how fucking clapped out our society is you are the side hustle now. If I could earn, like if most of us, most of it, if I, if we, if we could. could earn like what Elizabeth Shannon earned millions right um and there's like Denise Richards is earning a lot of money she was a fucking movie star man right well this is the male equivalent of starting a podcast like you know but if you could if you could if you could earn millions of dollars just having a wank online probably would do it right probably

I'm not I'm not condemning these girls for doing it I'm not condemning it I'm just saying it's it's a bad look for our society and society's fucking well you know it's a I'm just saying that we, and also, the economic conditions are so bad right now that people are feeling like, well, you know. I've had a look on there. I don't subscribe to anybody. I had a look on there. It wasn't for me. I've just gone back to regular porn, right?

I checked it out because it's this big cultural phenomenon, right? It wasn't for me. I would say to men, what are you doing? Logging onto these things and spending so many. You heard of people going fucking bankrupt and that. We have the most accessible pornography in the history of mankind. mind. You can get whatever you want, touch of a button, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, comparison to us with magazines and stuff like that, and you want to fucking pay for it,

are you out of your mind? Come on now. Okay, so let's go into another. And now I'm not, these women shouldn't get paid, is what I basically. Because like, look, look, I tell you what, I tell you what, if it's between having a wank on your bed in front of cameras or killing your kids, take the wank, girl, take the wank. Okay, now let's move swift. along into something more fun. Blackface.

When did this happen? Or throughout history? Turns out. I've never even heard about it. This is news to me. So this is my, this is, I was at this game. This is the Adelaide Football Club final match where we were playing against the Western Bulldogs and there was a person who got caught in Blackface, although they

were 100% justified in doing what they were doing. And it was a media beat up. And how did they get? court. I assume people would just think they were black. Let's have a look. And the crow's win wasn't without controversy in the crowd. An Adelaide fan forced to defend her costume after being accused of blackface.

The Crow's cheer squad member went to the game dressed as Claude, the team mascot. Her face covered in black paint, sparking outrage online. The fan insists she never meant to offend anyone. The club has told seven news. It's looking into the issue.

Okay. This is a tricky one because she was, she was dressing up as an animal. That's a trickier thing, right? It's not tricky. That's completely fine. She's dressed as a crow. I know, but we've all decided that you're not meant to change the blackface thing. I'm, I'm not on the fence. It was an error in judgment. I don't think the woman's a bad person. She's just dressed as a crow. Listen, she wants to be clawed. A wonderful mascot. God. Okay, so why not you go out dressed as a crow or you go dressed as a panther for Halloween and black your face out and see how it goes for you, wandering around Manhattan going, but I'm, I'm a panther. I'm just a crow. I'm just a crow. And what do you call a bunch of blackface

crows together? A murder. A murder. And there's a lot of racial connotations of it. You name's Jim. Jim. I'm Jim Crow. Yeah, Jim Crow. I'll tell you how much black face you can get away with. A zebra. If you did a zebra and you were partially black? What about coal miner? That's part of white culture.

But that's what happened with black feet. Black Pete, right? Black Pete, they said, oh, no, he's not black. He just goes down the chimney before Sinterklaus. And so it's soot over his face. but it only gets on his hands and his face and not on his outfit. And his curly wig, don't ask us any questions, right? And he's got red lips from the, presumably from some kind of immune disorder.

Yes, yes. And he will take you in a sack back to Spain if you're a bad kid, right? It's all normal Dutch things. But they tried to go, oh, it's all got to do with soot. It's nothing to do with black. Okay, what tone of face do you reckon you could get away with? Me? Yeah.

I can go all the way to Indian, I reckon. And people think I'm Indian already. No, not just get away with in society where people know you already. Not just like walking into a Starbucks. What do you reckon you could get away with? I'm talking about you show up at a party. You've, you've, okay, I reckon I could do Donald Trump orange. When I do, blank face, I just look like a spin bowler from Sri Lanka.

Donald Trump orange, as long as I've got the wig on to make it look like his hair, you're good to go, Donald Trump orange. I reckon that's as far a tint as I can go. If it starts to wear off and it starts to look yellow, then I'm in the danger zone. That's no good. Don't be doing that. We're about like a kiss thing.

Oh, I can do kiss. I can do the rock band kiss. I can black out my eyes and put white. I can put white makeup on for sure. What about black face if you go for Oakland? Or the Las Vegas, what are they called? No, no, no, no. You can't.

It's just pure black. No, no. Not brown like you're trying to look like a black person. It's like jet black. That's what that woman was who was the crow. she was jet-way. Well, I think she was perfectly fine. I mean, in the end, most people have come out and said, oh, don't be ridiculous. Don't have to racialize

everything. We're not living in that world. That's work one stuff. That's nonsense. Actually think about intent, and the whole point of black face is to belittle and demean people. My problem with her doing black faces, it was unnecessary to the outfit. And she wouldn't have lost anything with a white face. We wouldn't have gone, hang on.

That's more a magpie. She's got that white bit on the chest. Now, I'm going to, I'll say a statement, and then I want you to respond to the statement. Um, yes, is my answer. Is, um, when we can do blackface, the world will be a better place. What you're saying in the future, when, in the, in, in, in Amos's utopia. Like, we should be aiming to get to a place where black face is okay, because that would

suggest that we are in a post-racist world. The only way that blackface can be fine is if we all take all this, if, if we no longer have problems with each other. If racism goes away, then we can be as racist as we want. We can go around, like me and you, we can do the wog thing, me and you, because you call yourself that and we're mates and that's a thing that, you know what I mean? But I'm not yelling it down the street. Okay, so what I'm saying is. And one day, I dream of a world where I can. But we're not there. The society, we're not getting a, yeah, we're not getting. I do have a dream that You can only do blackface when the world is living in utopia.

You only do blackface when people will no longer be offended by blackface. Then it's open. We can all do it. But until then. I think it was 2015. I want you to look this up, Jack. Jack, look this up to Nick Nattanoe-Kid blackface, right? Nick Nack-Newy.

He was an NFL player, paid for the crows. I know things. Yes. So this kid. No, he played for the Eagles. There was, there was. this kid who his favorite player was Nick Nattanoe. He was about five.

So he bought the jersey. Hold on. Hold on. I need to speak to the man quickly. So it just reminded me of those years ago, 2015. This is when it really came to the floor in Australia. Here's the young fella all these years ago. His hero is Nick Nattanoe, Fijian footballer.

That's what his mum dressed him as. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And she said, look, he didn't look any good without the black face with the It just didn't. You know, he just looked like he was from Aerosmith. From the counting crows.

Yeah. And I remember when it happened. I was working in the media at the time. And there's this strange thing about the blackface discussion at the time where it was like, we can't honestly believe that a young boy who is six or seven who idolizes and loves a football player and wants to dress up as him is in any way the same as a minstrel show. Okay. Now there's obviously degrees and shades. It's not, and there's degrees and there's shades, but the kids shouldn't be dragged over the coals.

But this is the thing about Blackface. It's just so easy not to do it. It's like, even if you don't quite understand it, I know people are going to think that I'm some leftist cuck, fuck. Okay. Even if you don't understand it, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. If it's offending someone in some way or whatever, you just don't need to do it. But there's no advantage to Blackface.

Well, there is because we will end up getting to a point. where that is the dream where you would go, well, you're just dressing as someone that you love. When we were doing the Jim Jeffries show, there was a kid who for Halloween wanted to dress as Martin Luther King

and he was a white kid, right? And yeah, is he doing that to denigrate Martin Luther King? Martin Luther King, blackface kid. And he, but he just really like Martin Luther King. And so he went and dressed.

I dressed as Winston Churchill to date with the distinguished, which is where he had to dress to someone. And I put a big fat guts in. and dyed my hair white. I'm thinking of going as Dolly Parton. I'll be doing wooden face. I didn't need to get fat to be Churchill.

I could have just gone, I'm Churchill and worn a pinstripe suit. Here's the kid. Here's the kid who went as Martin Luther King. Yeah. Right? He looks more like, what's his name, Shapiro. It looks like Chey Gilgis Alexander, but I couldn't see that close to me here. No, he has a moustache.

and all that time of stuff. Here's Nicknatt's comment back in the day. He wrote, The Young Blood's Innocence is simple. He's just trying to emulate his hero and it hurts my heart,

especially when the hero's me. It's a shame that racism coexists an environment where our children should be nurtured, not tortured, because they're unaware of painful historical significance that Blackface has had previously.

I don't believe the mother had any ill intent and she just wanted her kid to simply be me, Nicknatt. However, they may reflect on this and choose an alternate method next time. And I remember thinking that at the time. He goes, I admire the kid for looking up to me. It would be cool to meet the little

champion. And I thought, well, that is it. And I wonder how many years it has to be before it's a non-issue. No, but what I'm saying is, I don't think we should be mean to this kid, nor should we even be mean to the mother. We make this a learning thing and just go, hey, moving forward in life, don't do that, mate. I don't think we'd need to drag these people over the coals. And what the debate does do is all the people who want to be racist, is, Oh, the world's out of control. They just find, like my friend here, I was. The world's out of control.

Why can't we do this anymore? Fucking back in the day, man. I had a friend of mine, Barry Cassanola, who's a comedian, he showed me a picture, and he's shown it on his Adamisho. Him as a kid dressed as Mr. T. And he did the blackface, the Mohawk and stuff. And he's like, fucking, it's a bit rough, but we didn't think about that in the 80s, right?

Do you remember in Australia when they did the Blackface Jackson 5? Yes, of course. Yeah, that was... And Harry Connick Jr. was disgusted. Harry Connick Jr. from Louisiana, who knows a lot of black people who plays with a lot of African-Americans, he was disgusted. And the Australians, I...

We were doing the Jim Jeffrey show and they wanted to run a story. And every Australian pundit was just so cringe with the whole, oh, I don't know why. People have such a problem with blah, da, that. You were doing the Jackson 5. It wasn't like you were impersonating a football you want and you were a little kid. So let's not act like this blackface isn't used to mock or to denigrate people. Of course it is. Okay.

And now to the next segment, the swastika and why it should be reintegrated into Hinduism publicly. This is what I will say, right? I was watching the documentary on Charles Manson. This is a quick thing, Charles Manson. You've got to give it up for him. Short King. Short King. Five foot one.

And he had fucking bitches crawling. Five miles. That going from... I roll the dickles. I run the day. He had women while he was in court crawling from Hollywood to downtown on all fours with no knee braces on or anything like that.

That's just to show me the dedication to him. He must have been some charming fucker, that Charles Manson. Well, it shows you what M.K. Ultra can do for you. And if you want to be a charming person, go down to any government building and demand to be reintegrated into that program. What? Charles Manson, who is M.K. Ultrad. We all know this.

What does that mean? What does that mean? Yeah. He was part of that program that they were running. Oh, that man totally had his, yeah, he had his brain, he had his brain wiped and he was put on the experimental LSD and turned into a hit squad. No, I'm not, I'm not going to listen to any more of your garbage today. You're being a silly boy. What do you think?

You don't think Charles Manson was a bad dude. I had this debate with someone recently. I'm not saying he's a bad dude. I'm saying he was, you want to talk about it. He was my Lindsay Clancy. He was a petty crim. He was in and out of prison. He read that book,

How to Influence People and Blah, blah, blah, and fucking, he was getting prison raped all the time. When he came out, he had a bit of a chip on his shoulder. It's pretty understandable what sort of happened then. No, they see the Helter Skelter. I don't buy into the Helter Skelter bullshit. This is just, they, that was just an album they listened to. Tom O'Neill's investigation. Journalist Tom O'Neill spent 20 years researching his book, Chaos.

Charles Manson, the CIA in the Secret of the 60s. They were wiping people's brains with MK Ultra and those LSD trials they were running. And what was that, Operation Midnight Climax? You, buddy, come on, Jim. Come on, Jim. One of Bonnie Brewers's worst videos. Most of these assassins who were executing people were more than likely operatives of the CIA. And so what exactly did the CIA want to do with Sharon Tate?

What was the? Well, I think part of the program was working out whether through hypnosis and LSD and brainwashing, if you could turn a person into a killer without them knowing that they'd done it. That's kind of the perfect assassin where you can wipe their memories like the Bourne program. Or Clancy. Yeah, exactly. You can just click them on and they'll go off and do a kill who they asked them to go and kill. Well, speaking of people who need their memories wiped, have you seen the Ray Gun documentary called Untold?

Prime candidate to have. I'm telling you, it's a fucking great view because when you, she's so cringy and so tragic. Now, here's a thing about the Reagan documentary. I'm on it. I'm on the documentary, not visually, but I was on, I was on Howie Mendel's podcast, and I said that Reagan was my 9-11 because for Australians, you know, it's like, it's like when an Arab person is watching the Twin Towers fall and they think, oh, geez, I've been working hard to assimilate. This is going to set me back.

And that's what happened with Raygun. remember the shame as an Australian when she came on break dancing and she did the kangaroo. And I didn't even know the other moves were meant to all be Australian stuff. So on her final, yeah, so it turns out the sprinkler is an Australian dance, which actually Bluey's dad does at the beginning of the thing. Also, she was doing the swimming on the ground. I didn't know that was swimming the bit that she went like that on the ground. That was swimming because we do so well in the pool.

And then she does the snake. She does a bit of the snake. and then the fucking kangaroo and that type of stuff, right? So, you should have done blackface. So what happened was we always went, well,

couldn't have gone worse. Couldn't have gone worse. It would have changed the subject, at least. Would have helped her out. There's very few times actually agree with blackface. And if Ray gun blackfaced up, they wouldn't be talking about the dancing as much. Anyway,

it's a homage to the urban art form. Oh, yeah, I'm doing a dot painting. So anyway, so you always go, how did we get to this spot where she didn't just win Australia? She won Oceana. She was winning like, you know, Fiji, New Mia and fucking, and there was no one in bloody New Zealand either. They could do the dance. She went off to the competition. Now, she called herself a B girl, which is a breakdancing girl, which I didn't know the terms,

B-boys and B-boys. B-boys fly girls, put your hands in the air. And she was break-dancing, and she was in a posse with some people who also seemed a bit shit. And she met her husband. And a husband had already been dancing. And he was at this stage already 30 years old. They met working in a call center. He was working in a call center.

She was working in a call center. And he was immersed in the break dancing community. And he called himself Sammy Sex, with his name. Now, if we can get a picture of Sammy Sex up for us here in the edit, you'll seem. Well, the husband from what I saw, I only saw a clip, it does seem like he was responsible for her thinking that she was in the air. Well, okay. So what happened was they go off and they.

they start dancing together. They get Sammy Sex, S-E-X. Sammy Sex, just put Ray Gunn's husband. You'll see him. He's like, if you were to make a clay Australian person, like a car to, yeah, there he is. There's Sammy, he has a bit of the Trevor Cooks about him, if anyone knows who Trevor Crook is, right?

So old Sammy Sex, and he also, he has a thick Australian accent, and then he goes, oh, and that dance move was nasty. Like you'll say, yeah, so there's Sammy. Look at that. Four buttons undone. Sammy sex indeed. Yeah, Sammy sex. So Sammy meets Rachel Gunn in a call center.

They're both working there selling pimple cream, right? And he meets her and goes, oh, I'm into break dancing. And she's like done ballet and done tap dancing and all the stuff that, you know, young white suburban girls do, right? Right? And so she's like, oh, I'd like to try that. Now, Sammy has the same style as Ray Gunn because they started influence. influencing each other. Sammy rolls around the ground and does weird fucking moves, and he's just known on the breakdancing circuit as a bit of a div, right?

Now, you must know this in comedy. When you first start out and stand up comedy, you do the open mic circuit. And when you do the open mic circuit, for the most part, everyone's quite supportive of each other because we're all trying this new job together and we don't have any friends. So you want to stay on the right side of everybody and you meet all these new people. It's like improv. It's about yes ending people's ideas. And you meet these people and you're like, you're like, oh, that one.

Quit. Quit now. That person's going to do it. That person's not going to do it. That person's hopeless. Then you'll meet the person who's fucking hopeless. And you're like, how long have you been doing it? They go, this is my fifth year.

And you're like, you're really bad, right? Every now and again, those really bad people meet another really bad person and they start fucking, right? And they become a couple. You know the open mic couple on the circuit? Jack was on the, you remember, right? So you get these two people who are fucking hopeless,

hopeless sitting at home and like worse. Worse and hopeless and delusional that they're good, right? Yeah. Yeah, and then they start riding with each other and they're like, oh, that's a good line. Oh, yeah, fucking you got it. This is going to be fucking, right? This is what happens.

So she starts breakdancing. her husband's shit at fucking break dancing. They go to go qualify for the Olympics, and it turns out that none of the girls that can actually do it want to do it. They all think it's a bit lame going to the Olympics. Now, there's one girl in the documentary whose name was Flick, and she's 45 now, and she goes,

I have no problems with Rachel, but I found her dance routine at the Olympics offensive. I found it. I just was jaw, my jaw hit the floor, Anyway, this girl didn't fucking qualify. So why don't you shut up? You're not fucking better than Reagan. Her husband said it was the best dance she's ever done.

Well, that was, no, wait, wait. So what happens is, right? Reagan fucking gets into the Olympics. You've got to see the fucking chopped liver she beat up to get into this thing. The competition where they're all walking around each other, they go, who like that for people rolling around. Like, while there's girls who can spit on their fucking head and all this type of stuff, We got a girl in some mumsy pants, bloody rolling around the fucking floor.

So she gets into the Olympics. We weren't in Australia when this happened. She was on the news all the time. The break dancing is happening in Olympics. We've got Ray going with us right now. And she's like, Ozzy, Ozzie, ooi, oy, o'y. Teaching the kids how to do little moves and stuff on morning TV and all this type of crap. Anyway, so she gets through and then they're like, who's your coach?

because every Olympic athlete has to have a coach. And who's the coach? Oh, my husband. And he's fucking dog shit as well. So what happens is that she had three rounds where she went against people. She never scored a single point. The first two rounds, she actually fucking gave a shit and tried to make actual breakdancing moves.

And she was just outclassed by a fucking mile, right? Then before the third round, he runs from, he's way back in the arena, right? He runs down four flights of stairs. He gets down there and they're like, hey, babe, it's time to do some crazy-ass shit. You've got to go for it. And we've been practicing some secret moves that really showcased Australia. Really, you know what I mean? And that's when the bang, the kangaroo and the fucking snake.

And like, he taught her all that stuff. So what's that documentary you made me watch about the Philly? what was it, you know, the special move that won Philly the Super Bowl? Oh, the Philly Philly, Philly, the Philly Special. So this was the Philly Special, was it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And he's like, he's like, Australia Special.

He's like this, you got nothing to lose, you haven't gotten got a point. Let's go out there and just give it to him. Just do it. And she's like, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so she gets out there, does the swimming, does the fucking snake, does the thing where she goes back, all these things. And then at the end of the documentary, everybody, one's like it was the most atrocious thing I've ever seen.

They just saw a montage of disgusting atrocious and let down to the country, cringe, cringe, and then him just with love in his eyes. It was the most beautiful thing I'd have. Kind of touching. Yeah, but these two have to break up. They can't be fueling each other on. It's bad for society.

I will say this, Sammy Sex, Reagan, Rachel Gunn, and Sammy Sex, if in any way this message can get to you. don't have kids. Oh, no. There's some joys to put in that pouch. Come on. No, no, no, no.

Because they'll just be like, oh, you're all fucking great, Nathan. You can do anything you fucking want. You're the best dance forever. No, look, live in your happy, blissful little relationship for the rest of your life where you sit around, fueling each other and telling each other how fucking wonderful you are. But don't procreate, not for you. I'd love to see the whole family dance. It gave me the vibes as a couple of like a Blades of Glory type Will Ferrell character.

You can, it's the funnest bit of the documentary is when they're talking to other people who used to dance with them and are like, oh, they were never that great. They were never like these are just two losers who with the perfect storm got to the Olympics. There has to be a movie, a love movie about these two. Like if we can. It'd be Kristen Week. If we can make the Eddie the Eagle movie, right? You made the Eddie the Eagle movie. this is better than Eddie the Eagle.

She is a, she is. Okay, okay, I've got the dream casting for them. The Rocky movement with ding, ding, I'm going to do the kangaroo. So Ray Gunn is Kristen Whig and the husband, Danny McBride. Yeah, Danny McBride, but we need Australian accents. You're selling yourself short. You can play a husband. Rachel, you know what, no, you know who it would be?

Uh, Rose Byrne. Rose burn! Rose burn! All day, look, oh, just Chris Lilly doing Jemay. Just just slap Jemay in a hat and a and a bowling out. Chris, Chris Lilly like an old Eddie Murphy movie where he does all the roles. Yeah, either, yeah, either Chris Lilly does everything or Rose Byrne.

Rose Byrne is a banger and then who can we have for the husband? There's got to be, ah, we'll give it to Aaron Chang. Chenny would do that. Cheny would do that right with a week. Oh, you're dancing. was amazing. Magical. I loved it.

I'm also a pretty good dancer. Oh, Rose Byrne would be perfect at it. Yeah. Because it is a, you should write that. It is a story of, if it's not already being made, how is that not already being made? Because the document, you just got to follow the template of the documentary, right? And then that's the story. And then just make this love story between two people who are fucking hopeless.

They could also make the same movie about this podcast. Is there a Raygun movie coming? No, I believe I've already Googled this. You know, it's, yeah, it's just that, mate, I'm telling you, get a meeting with Netflix, then pitch it in, find Rose Burns phone number. Yeah, it's not bad, is it? It's a fucking ripa. It's not bad.

I'd happily write that. I don't think they'll get any money from the Australian Film Commission. I don't. Well, Netflix already have the documentary. Just do it from Netflix. And also, the movie, you just call it Raygun. Raygun and Sammy Sex, the love story. All right.

Now, as we finish, I just thought I'd guess some positive stories. Honey, what do you think about Rose Boone cast for the Raygun movie? To play Raygun in the biopic? She's too pretty, you don't know, bloody. There's makeup and stuff They're fucking Every time I try to tell my wife There was something about show business

He always shouts me down You don't believe in my dreams So Jim Who do you think we should put in then? The lady from what? No, Kitty Flanagan Oh Fisk, you want Kitty Flanagan Kitty Flanagan's too old.

You can't just use time machine people. Sorry, Kitty, I have a lot of love for you. I'm sorry if I said you're too old to play Raygun, but you are. Oh, okay. My wife doesn't know. How about you? Would you do it? She's a white.

You can play white. Just do white trays. Hold on. Hold on now. Let's hold a consistent line. You can go. We'll not allow it. You can go down in shades.

You can't go darker in shades. Everyone knows I'm allowed to play an albino, correct? I can play an albino. You can play me. That's as dark. This is light as you can go. You can go down to me. I can go down to albino.

And albinos can go to ghosts. I forgot my poignant line that I thought was poignant. That isn't poignant before. Which is a hundred years ago, you would have got in trouble if you painted your kids face black because they'd say, how dare you let your child have a black man be their hero? And now if you paint your kid's face. black they go. Bull,

bullshit. You think someone would go, how dare you let a black person be your hero? Well, let's call it 100, 150 years ago. They'd probably, I,

they'd probably think that the kid was a coal miner or something like that. No, if, okay, let's go, pick like, if you're in the deep south and you love baseball as a kid and you came dressed as

Jackie Robinson, you don't think there would be people who are like, that's, you do not like Jackie Robinson. Of course, of course, there'd be people that would say that, yes.

Of course. Of course. So what I'm saying is, if you're a kid dressed and you did blackface to be Jack and Robinson, that would have been woke. Okay, first of all, don't call him Jackan, right? His name was Jackie. So that was just another insight about my brother. Don't give him some urban name.

Oh, Jackan's coming. His name was Jackie. I have a speech. And that was the height of the minstrel show thing. So people would have been doing black, left and right and center. All I was saying is, is it woke in that era for a kid from our, Alabama to come dressed as Jackie Robinson and say, he's my hero. I don't think anyone would be as in depth with it as you are.

I don't think there'd be some family members that go, he's making fun out of Jackie. No, they're like this. Now listen here, we don't, we don't associate with blacks, you understand me. You're like Babe Ruth. Yeah. Babe Ruth would have been a fun outfit to be. Just a kid, just walking down the street, smoking. And this kid's just like, no, he goes, I admire.

Jayah Robinson and I'm going to be him and they would have gone this kid's a progressive fucking woke we know you know how much kids listen to you at my five year old he was on the tour in Australia with us and uh I was chatting to one of the sound guys on one of the crew members about how expensive cigarettes have gotten in Australia uh and cigarettes in Australia like 60 bucks a packet or some shit I haven't bought any cigarettes in a very long time but but they've gone to you know maybe $50 American for a pack of 20 cigarettes in Australia. Like, it's crazy.

And if I'm out by $10, I'm sorry, everyone, right? But they're very, very expensive. Well, you know what? They are and they aren't because everyone buys them illegally now from China for about 18 bucks. This is the whole thing. So people buy the illegal ones, etc., etc. But anyway, so my son was talking to someone at a barbecue yesterday, and he was

just like this. They go, you just got back from Australia. How was Australia? Did you have a fun time? Oh, cigarettes are so expensive there now. He goes, you wouldn't want to. a smoke in Australia, who can afford it? Actually, I was going to do another couple of stories, but I've got an Australia thing that

might upset you. I went to the Royal Show, the Adelaide Royal Show. Okay, so for people who don't know the Royal Show, I always like to explain things to America. It's the State Fair, but we have something there called Showbags, which I've talked on other platforms. So I went with my friend James. Australian thing. Even New Zealanders don't do it.

He's three kids. Yeah. I think it was their first time at the show. So I took them with James and some other friends of his. And I took his son on his first ghost ride, you know, where you go through with the haunted house and a cart. Yeah. And then sometimes people use to his hand used to come out and grab you a little bit. I'm sure they've stopped it now, but I hand you.

So the poor young fellow, he was a little disturbed by that. And so to cheer him up, I said, well, go get the show bags. So he went through the showbags. I was more excited than the kids. Now, first of all, show bags, think of anything you can think of in the world. Any TV show you like, any sporting team you like, any brand of candy you like. They will have a bag, so a cabri's will have a bag, and it'll have four bits of chocolate and three crunchy bars. It'll have a whole lot of candy in there and an inflatable axe or a sword or something.

Some little toy will be in there. Maybe a dog's leash that, you know, makes it look like you have an invisible dog. Good stuff. ray of the candy made by that. If it's a Nestle bag, you'll get Kit Kat, you'll get Aero, you get Roll-O. And this is the thing is they put it all up on a board so you go, you'd normally pay $46 for all this candy, but you get it here, $28 for the showback.

Can I tell you something? Yeah, sure. This is what we're here for. It's over. What? It's just over. Me and James had all these memories of like, you would get the guide and you would have circled all the bags you're going to get in the window.

Yeah, of course. Yeah, I love show bags. I love them. So I thought the kids were going to go mad for the showbags. Mad. I thought it was going to be crazy. I'm going to have to try and limit them. Do you know what they've done to the showbags?

They're now made of paper. Yeah, because you've got to get rid of plastic. But they used to be the most vibrant neon get you high from the smell plastics. And the color popped off the bag, vibrant blues. It was something about the plastic. The bag said a lot about who you were. The statement as a 10-year-old that you wanted to make to society, what time? type of a fellow you were, and these are the bags.

I would always buy the Warheads bag. There's a good one of the big exploding head and the thing, yes, fun. And you would be like, hey, I'm the kind of guy, I don't have regular candy, I have sour candy because I'm fucking loose like that. And then I don't want to, look, make myself like a real pussy here, but I used to get

warheads and then I'd wash them. Wash all the the sourness off them. Because I wanted to be known as a man that had Warheads, but what a... You just wanted a jolly rancher. But I needed my cousins to know that I was a man that could handle a glass. That's everything I need to know about you.

Okay. Then you get the black face bag. And in the black face bag, it came with tar polish. Well, that was called gag magic. Yeah, I used to love,

I always loved the gag bag or the comedy bag as they go. And you'd get a fake dog shit, a fake vomit. You'd get a bit of string that would recoil that you could put on a $5 note that you put it out there. And then you recoil of a thing, A sticker chewing gum that would give you a little buzz or a little flat would come out and hit your nail. You'd always feel foolish when that happened.

Yeah, good stuff. You'd always buy that. But the brown bags, anyway, the things come in now, I'm telling you, it's completely destroyed the vibe. It's over. There's nothing. No one cared. No kids running around madness. I think there was something about the bright colours in the same way that you turned down the brightness of your phone.

It's meant to you not be as excited by using your phone anymore. when it, you know what it looked like? It looked like a gift bag you got at the dentist. You know, when the dentist gives you a brown bag. Oh, yeah, yeah. A bit of floss, mouthwash, and a toothbrush. They have single-handedly with this anti-plastic crusade destroyed the show bag. Oh, so Jack's shown now, that's the Bertie Beetle, right?

And now they're in these brown bags with these little tiny handles. For a while there, like Triple M and a few of the other radio networks. And Coca-Cola was doing this as well. They were having show bag. that were backpacks. I remember that. Do you remember the backpack bags? I remember the backpacks, yes.

And so you were like, I actually get a bag that I can use a dog. That is what it, that's what it used to be. That's what it used to be. Just joy and just big. The giant bags. And you'd see women who, if the baby wasn't sitting in the stroller, they'd put so many bags over the handles of the stroller, the child would tip backwards. Without a, without a hefty lad sitting in the front was the only way you could stabilize

the fucking thing. And the hole that you would get. And it was all candy, candy, candy, candy. Anyway, what I found interesting is show bags are a real good insight into what's popping in the culture and what's going to be taking over in the future because what kids are interested in is the future. And I was blown away at the Adelaide show just how many NBA and NFL franchise bags. They were in fact, candy was down. Was it just the NBA bag? Or was it like you could buy a Lakers bag?

It was each individual team. Did the clippers move many since the quiet? The clippers were not there, I must say. I would have loved the clip. If you see a Clipper show bag in your travels, please bring it. It's very hard to be a Clipper support at the moment because guess what, everyone, we fucking cheated. There's no ifs and no butts.

We circumvented the salary cap and we got caught fucking doing. And what we should do is just take our fucking lumps and move on. But we have the richest owner in sports, the richest owner in the world in sports, and he's going to fight it and go to court for fucking ever. But he wanted to win at all costs. He paid Quire Leonard under the table. You're not meant to fucking. do it. End of.

If I can move on. It's just hard. The people who suffer the most from this whole thing isn't the players. It's the fans. It's not easy sending my kid to school being a fucking Clippers fan. Not easy. Not easy, but I always said it makes you tough. You don't want to follow. Like, we follow the Dodgers here. So it's easy to follow the Dodgers because the Dodgers is always

fucking win. We get enough winning. So for our second team, we're not going to follow the team that's already won 17 championships or whatever the fuck the Lakers have. We follow the Clippers. Plus, I look terrible. in yellow and purple. Always have. You ever see me wear either of those colors?

For a good reason. My skin doesn't pop. Maybe if I do black face, but we're not there yet. We're not in the utopia that Amos wants to get to where I can show up dressed as Shaquille O'Neill at the Lakers yet, right? One day when that does happen, you'll all talk about me and say he had a vision. But this Pablo Toro, who won a Pulitzer Prize for doing a podcast against Quay Leonard, He's now going after the Dodgers because there was some dodgy tradings with Magic Johnson when they first bought the team.

Please don't do this, Pablo. It's enough. You've got Kauai. You've set back the clip as we lost five first round picks, and that doesn't end until 1333. We can draft no new good players, right? 2033. So we're in the doldrums. Oh, that's so far.

We're in the doldrums for seven fucking years of just eating shit, right? For seven years of eating shit. And so that's enough. Please don't take the Dodgers from me, Pablo. Please don't. What's next cunt, Christmas? What are you doing? Just leave it alone.

You could get bumped off for that. Now, before we finish... Oh, I see this thing, you can fuck around with the clippers all day. People are up for that. But the Dodgers... Try fuck. People love the fucking Dodgers. The Japanese Mafia, if there's such a thing, I assume there is.

they will come after you. Have you part of the Japanese mafia, Jack? You'll end up with the translator. Do you know any? No, oh, he said no comment. And then he did like the slit your throat thing, but I think it was a suicide gesture. Now, we've run out. This podcast has gone for too long.

So I'm going to go through topics that I was going to bring up that, um, did you have something more to say about the showbags? I've got sign tracks. So you reckon, I'm interested in this. So you're saying that all the kids are buying NFL, NBA, NBA, and like AFL, but it was. What about MLB was the baseball? Baseball wasn't there.

Marvel was there. In fact, it was my job to buy a show bag for Christopher, who is the middle child. Now, the other two bought them a Marvel bag, and the other one got a OKC Thunder bag for some reason, with a basketball and whatnot in it. And my bike, I got in my milky bar. Let me guess. Just quickly, the OKC bag would have in it a little hoop that you could hang over your door. A small... Waste paper market.

A small basketball. I'm going to say that there'll also be like maybe a bobblehead in there. A bobblehead? A random... Yes. And then a ruler? Yeah, a rule... There'd be a pencil case.

A pencil case all day. A small ball. Yeah, yep. Yep. I know what it was going to be in there. So the kids were loving that and then we got a Marvel bloke over there. He's got a Spider-Man bag. And then I join up and go, and look what I got, Christopher. I just got him a bag of Milky Box.

bars. Yeah. And his mom was like, oh, and then everyone ate all his candy. And he was up to me and he was like this. Well, that's that. My parents. Thanks, thanks a lot for that. But I was like, and you got the Milky Bar.

So I put the Milky Bar hat on his head, you know, the Cowboy. And I tried to get him to go, the milky bars are on me. Yeah. They're well, they are because they all took these bloody milky bars, didn't he. He flumbled the lines. He didn't know what the bit was about. When I was a kid, I always got the cabbies and this and that. He's finished with the Bertie Beetle and all that.

But my father never let me get the toy one. And so I, later on in life, I started getting the prank one, which was like 12 when I started getting the vomit and the shit. Like, I was quite too old for that. But when I was a little kid, I begged and begged for one bag that was like a toy one. And it was the A-Team. The A-Team was the top show on TV. It was my favorite TV show.

What do you reckon was in the 18 bag? And we mentioned this earlier. Mr. T fake chains? A Mr. T fake chains, along with a Mr. T fucking bald cap. You know, so you have the Mohawk. So you'd shove it over the top of your head. So you'd wear the chains, you'd have the Mohawk on. Blackface, not included.

No, no, it was blackhead. It wasn't face. It was black head. You said a black head. I had black head. You just look like a fucking top deck. Yeah, yeah. Cabri marble.

So you'd have the thing. And then a realistic, remember when toy guns just looked like that. like guns, especially in Australia. They weren't like orange or anything. Yeah, yeah, the orange tip. Yeah, but back then we didn't have that. They just straight up gun. Just a, you could hold up a convenience store with this thing.

So a gun in a holster, some chains and a Mr. T, a bald cap. Fucking greatest day of me life walking around in that. Mine was always the mega sumo bag. That's what I used to love. And the reason it was called the mega sumo bag. It was just a picture of a fat sumo Japanese bloke on the front. And it was the promise of the bag was, if you, eat the contents of this bag, you'll be as fat as a sumo.

Yeah, and look, everyone, he did it. How's your peptides going? No, no peptides. I opted against it. I looked into it and because of my COVID vaccine injury, I decided not to do it. What was your COVID vaccine injury? Money myocarditis. You believe you have a bad heart because of the COVID vaccine?

I did. I had to go to hospital. Don't you remember this? I don't remember it being because of COVID. No, right after I got the vaccine. Max. I don't know about that. And the 5G activated it.

Yeah, I don't. That's true. I got a certificate. You know what the doctor said, oh, this is because of the COVID vaccine that you had the bad heart. He gave me a certificate and he said you can pull that out in smokers' rooms and be like, the Vax is no good, mate. Did me in? Did you?

Yeah. Are you enjoying Trump's new hair dye? Everyone goes on about how dark it is. You know what I reckon? I reckon it's just the normal hair dye, but someone left it in a minute too long. That's what happens with the hair dye. He obviously thinks a very, very, very, very, very, very good right now in America.

And it's nothing to report. I think it's all going splendidly, don't you? Yes. Yes. I think it's wonderful. In fact, even though, even though we are very much probably heading towards a nuclear exchange. Oh, you've been saying this for weeks. Has it happened?

They keep saying they're much. You know, Tucker Carlson. During the Cold War, you would have been insufferable to do a podcast with. Every day. I think I'm insufferable to your podcast now. Welcome to Amos Gills, tuck and cover. You think you'd be going, you've been saying this since Cuba. Yeah, I'd go, oh, God, here he goes again.

Oh, the Ruskies are ready to go. He's got his finger on the button. Wait, wait, look, let me just get through this so I can, I thought we'd just end on a hopeful note. Sure. So while people are talking about. You know, the devalued dollar, the fact that we have run out of THAAD missile interceptor systems, that things are very, very bad right now in the Middle East. Iran seems like it's never going to end.

And the Straits of HMuz means that global trade is coming to a halt. And we may see the end of the U.S. Empire. I think we should be hopeful. Yes. And we should be happy because Ivanka Trump posted this. And if Ivanka Trump posted this, it must mean she knows that we're heading towards a better future. So for a bit of hope, rather than my constant doom, I thought I'd let Ivanka take us out to the end of the episode. All right. Bring it on pile lovers. Let's see. Here's Ivanka.

Wait a minute. So is that her on the horse? She posted that today. Is that her on the horse? That's her on the horse. She's having a time of her live. Is there another person on another horse filming her that's riding ever so slightly slower? Or is that just another person running next to the horse? I don't know how they've taken the video, but, you know, Ivanka just wants us to know, obviously, that it's all going well. And it's not that her family has grifted us out of billions of dollars and is ending the world. It's that we're all spiritually of Unker, and we just have to trust the plan.

All right. Well. So just imagine you're on that horse. There might be a podcast. Because you can't afford to put gas in your car. We're going back to the horse. I tell you what, what do you reckon is more expensive to run a car or horse? It's a good question.

Jack says horse. Right, but with repairs. With repairs, with gasoline. Living in a city or the country. With insurance. With insurance. Who's more expensive, horse or car? Let's take it to AI and the episode.

He reckons just the price of hay is going through the route right now. Jack, it's listening so earnestly then. It is. Owning and running a horse is generally more expensive than running an average car. A horse costs. between $10,000 to $16,000 a year. Cars aren't... If you buy an expensive car...

Depends where you live here in New York, it's a fucking nightmare. If you buy an expensive car with repairs and insurance, you don't reckon your car costs you $15,000 a year for a nice car? Am I out of touch? I think you need to get on the horse with Yvanka, mate. I don't want to be on my high car right now, but that's not... That's how much cars cost, right? You pay my bills, right? Insurance.

Yeah. Yeah, I, have you lost touch with the common man? You, you pay my bills. Come here, young man. Where's my dishwashing man? The dishwashing man is already left. Wife, decide who's going to play Ray Gunn in a film? Yeah, no, I think a car cost 50.

If you have a nice car, also you've got a spack, what is the thing where you put something? over the years. Extrapolate? Extrapolate? You have to extrapolate the cost of buying the car. So let's say you buy a car for $80,000 and it's going to live the same age as a horse, right?

A horse's functional years are probably 10 years, right? Where it's riding good where you're like, it's not become an old nag, right? Then, so 10 years. So that's nine grand a year. Depreciation. Nine grand a year plus your fucking insurance plus your fucking gasoline that you're putting in. Nah, I'm saying a decent car, a nice car, is more expensive than a horse. It depends what kind of horse you're getting.

Well, you know, if you're getting one of the top racing horses. No, you just need a, you just need a commuter horse. I'm not going to buy it. I'm going to buy, I want a horse. I don't want a Bugatti. I don't want a Bugatti. I want a horse that's the equivalent of a Mercedes sedan, just a low-end model. Low-end model.

No turbos. What about a Toyota Corolla? A Toyota Corolla. Okay, so is a Toyota Corolla more expensive to run than a donkey? Because you've got to have these things comparable. All I know is that currently Donald Trump doesn't have a press secretary, and I could see you responding to this video of Ivanka, and you say no, we've decided for the environment and for the cost of living,

we're going back to horses. All I know is that hot white chicks love horses. That's all I know. So I'm not going to bad mouth horses. You don't need a bagatti if you want to get some hot women. Andrew Tate was a full. You just need a nice horse. Here we go.

Here we go. So here we go. Type of horses. Rescue or adopt. How much you reckon you have to pay for a rescue or adopt? They probably give it to you for free for rescue. Yeah, but you've got to have also you got to have the wagon on the back of your car. We've got to add that into the cost.

No, you're riding saddle. You're riding saddle. Okay. So you just go pick it up and go, I'll ride at home. That's zero to $500. That's a zero. zero to $500 because they might have to get all of the things and fix something so so beginning riding horse that's a thousand to three thousand well trained horse

3,000 to 10,000 um you could you could replace all of these with the word not horse but a similar word um well uh well trained horse 3,000 10,000 competition horse 10 to 50 okay let's say this are you legally allowed to use a horse as mode of transport? grandfather didn't have a car. My grandfather rode a horse around a country town that was his form of vehicle. That's how he got around town. He would tie the horse up out the front of shops and shit. Like, I'm not kidding.

I'm not kidding. My father's father did not have a car and rode horseback and used to carry like my father as a baby 80 years ago around Roma, Queensland. This is no bullshit. It says he horses are treated as non-motorized vehicles. He must have been a millionaire. And must follow the same rules as bicycles. Right.

So I've never understood. Bicycles seem to go through red lights all the time. I guess you can go through the bike lane. You haven't got a shell around you and you're just going through red lights because you see that it's okay. Sit at the light like the rest of us, you cuns. You are responsible for cleaning up the shit. Yeah, but that's any animal that you take out in the wild. Any animal you take out in the wild, you're responsible for.

Big poo bags, that. Yeah. I tell you who doesn't clean up the shit, the fucking the police horses. If you've ever been around a police horse, they'll have a shit and they'll just walk away from it, the coppers. I'm telling you always have horses out the front of Premier League games. Whenever you leave a Premier League game in England, there'll always be horses out there. There's something like, it's intimidating, but it's not like the same as a bloke and a riot squad outfit or whatever, but it seems to keep the peace a bit better. But they'll, the only time I've stepped in horse shit is walking out of Premier League games.

Well, from Jim and from me, we say if you're struggling, it might be time to replace that horse with a horse. Yeah. As a, sorry, that car, I should say. Go back to horses. If we all go back to horses, we all go back to horses, the equal playing field. Brilliant. Brilliant. He said he wants to go back to the golden age of America.

I think we can all agree that golden age, probably the gilded age, it was horses. I'm at the age now that I don't want to get on. top of a horse and whip me leg around. I'd have a little buggy at the back. And I'd ride around with a whip. You might need two or? What we don't need is, you know. I'm old. I'm not fat, Jack. If you had a whip, it would take you one week before Jack started knowing all about it. Oh, look, he's not me slave, but at these prices, I expect him to do better. All right, Jack, good luck. The fact that, the fact that I have an assistant who goes, oh, no hay prices have gone through the roof. Can't even afford to have a horse these days. Good night, Australia. Good night, Australia.