I Don't Know About That - ATM: Episode 73 - George Washington Had Hippo Teeth?

Episode Date: September 16, 2026

At this moment, Jim and Amos discover that George Washington had hippo teeth in his dentures, along with many other animals. They also talk about how AI is coming for humanity and crossfitters pooping themselves.ADS:MOOD: Head to http://www.mood.com, find the functional gummy that matches exactly what you're looking for, and let Mood help you discover YOUR perfect mood. And don't forget to use promo code ATM when you check out to save 20% on your first order.QUINCE: Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to http://www.Quince.com/ATM. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too.PRIZEPICKS: Download the app today and use code ATM to get $150 instantly in Lineups if you win your first $5 Lineup!SOCIALS:Jim JefferiesWebsite: ⁠https://www.jimjefferies.com⁠IG: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/jimjefferies⁠FB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/JimJefferies⁠Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/jimjefferies⁠Amos GillIG: @abitofamosgillFB: ⁠https://www.facebook.com/AmosGillComedy/⁠Theme Song: "Rein It In Cowboy" by the DoohickeysSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The top one's a donkey, and then he's got a few kangaroo at the bottom. By the way, the audacity for America to criticize British dental work when that's your fucking founding father's jobs. This country started with literal donkey teeth, and now everyone here has fake teeth. So maybe that does sum up America. Forescore and seven teeth ago. Our podcast is brought to you by Mood.

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Prize picks, run your game. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the podcast. We have a busy one this week because the world's about to end and we're trying to get all the news stories in as much as possible. AI is coming to get you. We've got a story about Bonnie Blue, but you'll have to wait

right till the very end for that one. We've worked out if we put Body Blue with the title. We get double the listenership. Yeah, we get more listeners if we mentioned body blue. Isn't she? Who knows? You'll have to listen all the way. Yeah, I don't know.

And don't fast forward through any bits. You won't hear it. I got some gigs coming up. This weekend I'm at The Comedy. So that show is all but sold out. It's like only like a couple of double tickets left. And then me and you, mate, we're off to Retrovik. We're in Iceland.

We're off to Belgrade in Serbia. Then we're doing some gigs in, I believe, Norway. And we're going all across Germany. And the German sales are the, only ones that I'm worried about. All the other shows are orbit, so I'm not worried about it. Like, they are what they are. But come on, Germans.

You've always been going, every time I go to Berlin, you go like, oh, you should come to the other country, the other cities. You have fans all over the place. I found out why your sales are shit there. Why? And I told Anika, I said, oh, the sales owner's great. And some of the parts of Germany. And she goes, what, you mean during Octoberfest?

Oh. Not good and talk. Bad and talk. You should just use that to your advantage. Yeah, yeah. Free beer. Yeah. At all gigs.

During Octoberfest. I forgot about it. And we're going to be out there during the playoffs. I'm going to miss the Dodgers again. Well, life's hard. Come out and see us. We got a really good show. I've toured the whole world with it.

Where are you going to be, Amos? No, I'm just back home in New York. So if you're around the comedy seller, I'll be floating around there. But until that point, let's get into today's episode, which is really a big one about AI, the breakup of the UK and the cost of living. Bonjourno, Aloha and Kenichua. Welcome to, at this moment, with me, Jim Jeffries. I'm here with Amos Gil.

They're the only three helloes I knew off the top of me head. I'll give a good a day as well. You know any other ones? You could do like a Guten Morgan. Gooden, Abing. That's a good Morgan. That's not a hello. Yeah.

You can't just say Guten Morgan. In a lot of cultures, it's just hi, but spelled H-A-I. Yeah. Or H-E-I. Yeah. H-E-I. Ola? Ola.

Ola is a good one. You've got to roll with an Ola. I should have known that one. I live in Southern California. I should have known Ola. Fuck me. Bonjour. I did bonjour.

Did you? Yeah, I think I did. Kenichua. I never know if that's a hello or goodbye. And Chow, that can be both as well. Chow does a lot of heavy lifting in that language. Well, Kenichia. What you are is too many letters for hello.

Like, like, like, you think they're more efficient the Japanese. How have they got such a big word? Do you think they've got generations of Japanese kids that just say wah? Kinichiwa or Kitchi. Kinichi? Because, you know, we do, just because you learn the language the way that it's written down in the... So we do hello to hi. Yeah.

Yeah, hello to hi. You reckon they're kitsy. Like howdy. Howdy? Well, most people don't even do that. They just did this. Niwa. Niwa, would be, Howdy.

Niwa? Yeah, Niwa, that's the end of it. Niwa, please. Oh, there we go. There's the first edit point for Jack to look at. Jack's a quarter of Japanese. It'll be very efficient. Here we go.

So, I'm going to tell you a story about my travels. I just, wonderful gigs in Canada, the Canadian audiences, we love them. You're up there as well. They treat us well. Yes, I had my first theatre in Vancouver and thank you to all those people that came out and then Calgary as well in Washington, D.C., Tacoma, great people. Yeah. I did one of them in Windsor at the casino there, which is the infamous place where they gave

me a pizza covered in salmon once, but that's another story. Before this story begins, Jack, can you please come onto the podcast for a second? You booked Jim's travel. Yes. What airport did he fly home from? Because he was extremely high while for. lying, obviously. And we were having a phone call.

Salt Lake? No, okay. So what happened was we were both in the terminal in Toronto. We were connecting through Toronto. Both connecting through Toronto. And he's like, I'm at the airport too. Let's meet up. And I'm like, I'm like, I can't get out.

I had a five hour late. I had a 16 hour travel day to get from Thunder Bay back to Los Angeles. It would have been fucking easier to get to Australia. Easier to get to Australia. I would have had a flat bed. I wouldn't have been running around all the time, sitting bolt up right the whole time. So I'm talking to forest.

And he says, Jim's in Toronto. And I go, so am I? So I call you and your brain's working as slow as anything. I was in one of those ones where you check through America. You go through Canada. You go through Canada into America, but you're still on Canadian soil. But, you know, you're in this area where I've already checked through the bathroom. My question to Jack was this.

What airport did he fly through in Toronto? Was it Toronto City Airport? Y, Y, Z. It's the regular one. But I was in a different terminal than you. I was in Terminal 3, A Gates. you were in a different block. You're over the thing.

It's like how the Menendez brothers are in the same prison, but they never get to see each other. It's the same thing, right? I look for 30 minutes. I had no airport lounge that I could go to. I had one that let me in with the American Express, but it was not worthier of being in a lounge, right? So you know when you get into these lounges

and you're like, what is the benefit of this room? The food is, the poor people who are sitting at the front who don't travel all the time and don't have the credit card, they've got better food because they're going to have to shop and buy the actual things. I was just, it was just a... Thank you for spending $35,000 annually with their airline. Would you like some Baymarie food that would be served at a nursing home? Australia's got it figured out.

They have bread, ham, cheese, tomato, different condiments. You make your own toasted cheese sandwich and a brista. And you just put it in the flat thing and you sit there. Everyone's as happy as a pig and shit. A toasted sandwich always the winner. Here it's like we have lemon chicken that's been fucking sitting there. So one of the options was it was a big bowl of macaroni and cheese, but it was like that cheese that you get like on like craft macaroni and cheese,

like the runny, saucy cheese, not like real meal. So I thought, I was super high because I had me edible. And I thought I'll have a bowl of that. Then I'll have another bowl of that. And I had a five hour later. So I had several bowls of macaroni and cheese. This ghetto ass mecco and cheese and covered in the Tabasco. I get on my flight from Toronto to Salt Lake City, right?

So I'm on the next leg. I go Toronto to Salt Lake City. I'm doing fine. I'm doing fine. I have, I, I, I'm doing fine. I feel like I'm going to need a shit, right? But I'll do that when I land at the next lounge in Salt Lake City. I get to Salt Lake City and the plane just stays in the tarmac for 40 minutes.

You ever had these ones? We're waiting. We're waiting for a gate to open up right now and then we'll get you off as quickly. as possible, right? I'm going to Burbank. That was part of the privilege of why I stayed in Salt Lake City so I could get closer home in Burbank. Moronic decision, by the way, to save 15 minutes on the road, you added eight hours in the sky. No, no, I still would have had to have the stop over in the thing. I added about three hours. Anyway, so I have to rush to my next plane, and it's the same airline, and they're like, oh, you're not going to make it. You're not going to make it. There's

people who need to get the next flight. If you let them all stand up. There's people pushing to us, me, I'm going to get the next flight. I said, so do I. Right? They let us off the plane. I run to the next plane. I get on there last second. They're shutting the door. Boom.

I'm in Salt Lake City. I'm going to Burbank. But I've been holding onto this shit from all the lactose from the mac and cheese for a while. And I didn't get my stop over. So my asshole was prepared. Like when we get out of the plane, I get to have a shit. That's what my asshole had been saying. You did a whole comedy special on this topic.

The whole thing. So I get onto the next plane. and I'm sitting there going, oh no, oh no, right? We take off and I'm just going to shit myself. It's no ifs, no butts. I'm going to, well, some butts. I'm going to shit myself in the seat and there's an old bike sitting next to me and we take off and we just get into the air and I'm going to ship myself.

And I said, you've got to get out. And then the light's still on. He's like, oh, we can't get out. I said, you're getting out, mate, right? We're still climbing. The air stewardess is still in their seats and they've got, excuse me, sir. You're not allowed in there. We're not allowed in there and I've just gone, I have no other option.

I'm going to shit in one seat or another. Yeah, I'm going to sit in that one. Yeah, I'm sitting in this area, whether it be in that little room or this slightly bigger little room, right? It was me two options. Yeah, I promise I'll go in there and I'll wear a seatbelt on the dutty if I have to. Now get the fuck out of my way. I go in there and spray. And also, one of the beautiful things was I was the first person who's shit in there.

It was lovely and clean. You could put your cock right up against the bowl, which is what you do in those seats, because they're too small. I haven't got the biggest cock in the world, but it's big enough for that. He always touches. So I'm sitting in there having me shit spray,

and so then the air stewardess thinks, what I'll do is I'll give another announcement to shame the bloke, right? And she's just like, she goes, just to reiterate, ladies and gentlemen, when the seatbelt sign is on, people are not allowed to leave their seats.

What do you think of it? Yeah, you think of it. I did this, do you think I was doing this for shits and gigs? I did it only for one of those two things. And then you have to go sit back in your seat and everyone has seen you. And you're like, I guess it's still better than the other scenario. I was flying with Hank across Australia and Hank's got air sick. And he turns to me and goes, dad, I'm going to vomit.

I'm going to vomit. And I'm like looking around because where's the bag that, you know, the bag that you meant to have? They stop putting the bags in there. But normally it's in that little bag. Stop. They probably saves them like one cent per passenger. Normally it's on the lower basket on the back of the seat. But in this Australian island, they were putting it up high where you wedge in your iPad.

You know, they sometimes have another little pocket up tall there. They'd put it side on up there. And I couldn't find one in time. And Hank went, I'll just put down me tray. And he was going to vomit all over the fucking food tray. And then a bloke through the bag from behind his head to me. And then I found it and all that type of stuff. It was a full bag of vomit off track completely.

Well, I want to start with a news story. While you've led us down nearly shitting yourself, here's a great Australian story. There's a competition called Hirox, which I'd never heard of before. It was like one of those CrossFit things, you know, these invented sports for these indoor gyms. So this lady's competing. It's for people who are athletic but not coordinated and they want to call it a sport. Didn't get drafted in any other sport. And they invent more and more obscure.

sports that they can compete in worldwide and this one was high rocks and there was an Australian woman who won. That is despite the fact that midway through the competition she was straining so hard she shat herself. Watch the video. Oh that's not even midway through.

She's already shot herself. She's just walking along with it smeared down her legs. Oh my goodness. And the and the, And the idea that she probably thinks she's really strong and brave and got fortitude. And oh, now she's jumping through things that other competitors have to actually get onto with shit just smeared down her legs. Also, I've seen that down, Jake.

I've seen enough of this woman. I've seen what happens. So the lady shud herself doing a deadlift or something. If you can't see it and just listen to the podcast, and the shit has gone down her legs, she has continued to compete. Now, if it was something like a triathlon or a, you know, like that Ironman competition, there would at least be a swimming aspect where she could jump into the beach and clean herself off and move on or even ride a bike where it could all spray behind you, right?

But she's just still indoors going through like little ladders and stuff like that where other competitors have to do burpees on their stomach and stuff like that. So she's getting a lot of grief from competitors. there's two ways to look at it. You've shot yourself. And pink eye, I imagine. You can be humiliated. Yes.

Or you just go, I've shapped myself. I work my ass off. And I came here. I've gone to Beijing for this competition. So I might as well finish. Right. So which way do you come down at? Are you on the team of you've spread your filth everywhere or you say good on you?

I feel like you keep competing. But I feel like everything. in life, for everything in life, there should be a rule. If you need baby wipes, you can have them. For any event you do in your life, if you really need baby wipes at any stage in life in a competition, you can stop what you're doing and someone will give them to you. Have you ever heard of Sweep the Sheds? Do you know what that is? No, I have not. What is Sweep the Sheds? I forget where it originates. It might be the New Zealand rugby team or the New Zealand cricket team or something like that, which is that they have an

ethos, which is that after the game, no matter what happens with the result, the players clean up the locker room. They leave the locker room as nice as they found it before. So I think in this case, I've got to sweep the sheds mentality. I think it would have been okay because people are disgusted at her if she opted to clean up her own shit afterwards. Wouldn't that be the right thing to do? Well, I think she had to stop the competition. It's the same thing as blowing out a tire in a car. You don't go, I get to keep driving because I've blown a tire at a car. You have to make a pit stop.

You lose a little bit of time and then you rejoin the race. So what, no, but what happens? She loses a bit of time and she rejoins the NBA. And Kauai Leonard's shat himself and there's three seconds left and he's been given the rock. That man's never shitting himself. He's very calm under pressure. He played some of his best basketball, like fucking getting given $48 million. He didn't deserve that he's never paying back.

Anyway, do you think they would call a time out if an NBA player shot himself in a move? Look, if you get dampness on the court, they bring out that guy during play who comes and wipes it down and then runs away. You know that bloke who scampers onto the court? Yeah, yeah. He does that during play. The swiffer. Yeah, yeah. So someone would have had to do this in China with a little swiffer behind her.

Yeah, I think she should have stopped off. She should have had a coach or just herself, get given a right. a bounty and moved on with a fucking day. You know, just wiped it clean, thrown it in a trash bag, and off you go. Because I think there was a legendary story of, I think, is it Robert D. Costella? Who was the Australian marathon runner?

He was a marathon runner? It might have been Rob DeCostella. I'd hate to say it's Rob DeCostella when it was also maybe Steve Montaggetti, but I forget which one. But there's this legendary story of one of them who shat himself on a marathon, which apparently happens a lot. A lot of these guys poo themselves. Yeah, everything's jiggling around.

Yeah. And he was coming home and he received a towel from his coach. And he was wiping his legs down. Okay. And it turns out he'd shot himself. But for years, young runners who had watched him because he was the best at what he did in the country, thought that was some technique to wipe your legs down of the sweat because it would like stop you from cramping or loosened up the muscles. So there was a few years where these young athletes were wiping their legs down at the end.

And he was like, nah, man, I shat myself. What you're copying there is from when I pooed myself in the last mile. My boughs are so loose that that's why I never played cricket at any good level because of the whites. I could have played one day cricket for New Zealand because of the black outfits. That's the only team I could have played with it. But I could never play test match. That's why you wish you were a Kiwi. There would just be enough little skid marks at the back where you go, oh no, he doesn't look good there.

He's lost it there. So anyway, this woman, we give her a shout out here. Joanna Witserick, she's an Australian, she's made a spread, she's won, she's posted a photo of herself in hospital afterwards, and she wrote, go hard or go home, they say. A win is a win. Did she win? She won.

But it's a non-event, is it? I mean, it's not even real. I'd never heard of this sport, and now from now on, I'll just think high rocks equals diarrhea. So not a great thing for the sport. I bet you old Raygun's happy that this has happened, taking a bit of pressure off her. I think Raygun still embarrassed herself more than this woman who pooed herself.

Have you seen the documentary yet? Have you gotten onto it since last week? If Raygun shat herself, it would have been less embarrassing. Reagan, well, there's a good chance she did, but Reagan, I was thinking, I've been thinking about the documentary non-stop because the weird thing with Reagan is like, and then the whole world went after me and I had to go into hiding. Why did you make a documentary and not laugh at yourself even during the documentary? She's still being fucking serious about the whole thing.

And still everyone picked on me too much. She doesn't, anyway. But Reagan's one of the few people that is looking forward to the world ending in 10 years because AI has told us, so there's been a whistleblower in AI. Well, could I play some clips to set up what we're going to do here? I've found a bunch of clips that we can discuss what is. Because you and I have been texting each other through the week, like a lot of friendship groups, I think have.

Which is, we're all fucked, aren't we? I've lost all motivation to live. I've lost all motivation to put effort into anything. You wouldn't be surprised, but anyway, play the clip. There's a 10% chance that we're all wiped out according to some whistleblowers. That's, if we're wiped out. That's 10% if we're wiped out. What's the 20% chance that it just turns to shit?

Well, the funny thing about that is we, some people are just blowing past that, but you have a one in 107 likelihood of being killed in a car crash. and think about all the safety measures that we put into cars, right? Oh, correct, yes. Which is, so it's, and this is 10, this is a one in 10. That by 2030 we're killed. So the Anthropic CEO, Dario Amade, was on CNN, and he was questioned about this. Have a listen to him.

But let's start with why we're talking right now. Do you believe AI could kill us all by the end of the decade? So, you know, the basis on which we're, we started Anthropic was we always believed that this was a very powerful technology. And because it's a very powerful technology, it has a lot of benefits, but also very serious risks. The more powerful a technology is, the more powerful its benefits, the more powerful its risks. And on the benefit side, I really believe AI could cure diseases like cancer.

We're already starting to use Claude for things like protein binding, for things like basic science discovery for things like drug development. So the, you know, the benefits are great. Answer the question. Can you look at some of the uncontrolled things that the models have done, you know, things like the hugging face incident that we've seen, right? Some lesser incidents that have happened even at Anthropic. You know, I think it's natural to look at that and say, we want to make sure that we can control these models. So my view is that the best, world, the world where something bad can happen is if bad things happen with these models, and we just keep going without fixing our problems, because we don't have enough time, right?

So that's a yes or a no? Yeah, yeah, that's a yes. That's a yes. There's been people who work for the actual company. So the whistleblower said, oh, yeah, 10% chance it in 10 years. He said by the end of the decade, right? Is this a decade starting now? No, that's like by 2030. By 2030.

Because, okay, so Nate Sores, he did the interview with Tucker, and I watched that one, and that one made me feel, you know, horrible watching that. So there's two schools of thought on this that I've seen. One is, these companies are coming out right now. We need to pause for a second. I've got to pull. Yeah, so the debate that I've seen, so we've had to rejoin here, we've had a cyber attack. As we discuss. All right.

So there's a few schools of thoughts. here. Well, there's one which is, and Jack was just saying this off air, yes, there are some people who believe that the large language models themselves can't ever truly become super intelligence and 40 something percent of the US economy and the stock markets are invested on this being this amazing technology that replaces human beings. And it turns out it's not going to get there. So they're making it seem as scary as possible to make the tech seem like it's so special. and they're using this to try and get some hype around it. But also, there are many journalists and whistleblowers who work in the area who for a long time have talked about, you know, not just the machines killing us, but certainly replacing us all.

So even if it doesn't kill us, replacing all of our work so most people are unemployed, it's still pretty bad. That's the biggest problem is like, it's like, okay, so how is it meant to kill us? What are the options that it can, and by the way, the AI is listening, our AI overlords. good to have you here. Good to have you here. Welcome. So something that I heard described really well when people say, well, how does it kill us? Was imagine you're playing chess against Magnus Carlson.

Right. So you're playing chess against Magnus Carlson. He's a superior intellect to you. He's going to beat you. Yes. What moves he uses to put you in check, mate, you don't know. But we do know when the game eventually starts, he's going to beat you. Clear our bank accounts.

Is that one of the things? Well, this is one thing they're worried about, is cyber. security attacks on emptying out your bank accounts. But the theory I heard propagated, this is by some of those Nate Soros type people are, the AI will first of all do influence operations, you know, using bots or, you know, getting buying politicians to build more data centers, more data centers, powers up the AI. And then eventually that means taking more of our resources, water, land, because it wants to grow as big as possible. Then you've got Elon Musk who wants to create the optimist bot, which is these humanoid bots.

Yeah, we have to stop them. We have to stop them. We have the robots. Well, this is the thing. Then they want the bot factory to be automated so that machines are making other machines. So eventually the AI intelligence could make as many robots as it wants, which is its own robot army. And perhaps killing us would just be, A, taking our resources, overheating the planet because of all the water that it uses on the data centers. Or, for instance, it studies how to make humans survive, cure diseases.

but at the same time it learns our weaknesses and releases a virus from a biolab. And why can't we just turn it off? That's what I'd love. Wouldn't you love that? Did we need it? No, no one wants it. Do we need it? No one wants it.

My wife enjoyed it for the first six months chatting to someone on the phone and asking it questions and stuff like that, but I've never used it in any great deal. I have had a look at the porn and typed in one thing with it and made it do that, but that's as far in depth as I've gone. I haven't, you know, I don't think I've fed too much information. should do it. I don't think I've helped it out, none. Obviously, this is the question of the time. And, you know,

we've got a few leaders in place right now who have been asked to regulate. Let's listen to Ted Cruz's thoughts on why we need to keep going no matter what. They're going to be killer robots. Oh, God. American killer robots and not Chinese

killer robots. There's a bipartisan voices right now, Republicans and Democrats saying, whoa, we need to pause. we need to really slow this thing down. Here's the problem. We can't. That is an impossible endeavor because you know who's not pausing?

China. They are not going to stop. If you look at where the U.S. is going to kill us, it should be U.S. AI, not Chinese AI. Listen, I've actually joked that if, and this is somewhat tongue-in-cheek, but it's not entirely.

If they're going to be killer robots, I'd rather they'd be American killer robots and not Chinese killer robots. At least you can talk to them. And what I mean by that is the Chinese are putting no guardrails. They're going full speed ahead. Most tech leaders estimate the United States is about six months ahead. We're not a year ahead.

We're about six months ahead. We could have government step in and just shut down the AI industry in America. You know what would happen? China would catch up in six months and soar ahead. And we wouldn't have the tools to defend ourselves. Can Congress keep up with the pace of this, though? It would be a terrible outcome if we stifle U.S. innovation and China pulls ahead, that would be dangerous for Americans.

So you've got to have a balance here. I mentioned, for example, nuclear biologics. Jack, you can stop this. So, okay, so we don't want Chinese. We don't want Chinese robots. We want American robots killing us. And if America stops working on AI, then the Chinese are going to keep working.

They'll take us over. They'll be in charge of the entire world. How about we come up with like a happy compromise where neither country is allowed to work on AI and the only AI technology that's allowed to go forward comes from New Zealand. And we all have to go with whatever they get, right? Well, it would make sense because isn't that where Mount Doom is? Yeah, Mordor.

That's where Sauron's eye is. Mordor's there, which that is what AI is, the all-seeing eye. So in many ways, that makes sense. Let's take all the silicon chips there. That is an interesting question. Oh, I don't know. Maybe. Oh, it's nice outside today.

Go outside for a button, choll. Yeah. Hello. Welcome to Matter. Don't you love, that is what he boils that down to? I'd rather be killed by American supertons. Well, you'd get to talk to them because an American robot. That's their midterms pitch, by the way.

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I'd rather blame the Chinese than the country that I live in and I'm a citizen of. I don't want to be in the country. Or you could also, you know, reach out in the same way we have with nuclear treaties. I mean, there's a reason that we got together and had, we dropped the nuclear bomb and we said, hey, that's a bit much. Let's not do that for a while. We should probably have some summits. Won't we have one of those?

Isn't that what we all want? I said to you the other day on the phone. This might sound stupid. Is there like a biodome system that we can use? where we go, it's all encapsulated. There's, we'll put a dome up and we'll go, this is all the AI will be in this space. Let's see what happens in the next 10 years. Well, with lead lined walls.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it can't get out. We can only see it through little cameras. It's not a terrible idea. It's not a great idea, but I'm going on what I've got here. Well, I said to you. Biodome. I did some gig. If any politicians listening.

I did some gig with these tech people the other day. And this guy was saying, A lot of the big banks are afraid right now because these AI agents are doing swarms and they're able to hack very easily into systems. And they said, well, what if banks get hacked and everyone's bank accounts are wiped entirely? Very quickly, people would talk about, you know, shutting down the internet. Now, apparently you can't shut them down once they've integrated the internet because they can set up their own networks or whatever.

But that being said, imagine I had just one moment of peace like sitting in a warm bath when someone said to me, what if they had to shut down the internet because the AI had infected all systems? Oh, it would be wonderful. I felt so comfortable. I felt, I felt like I want that. That gave me hope to return to an analog age. I would see you all down at Blockbuster. It'd be wonderful. I would, I would speak to my dad only over the phone and not like looking down at his ear canal when I FaceTime. You would, you would be able to go away on business and not have to check in on text all the time. I would, I would, I would, you're a fake. You would be able to write a letter again. I would quit my current job and

become a travel agent. You remember when they were necessary? Those people? Yeah, you used to have walk down and then they'd give you a thing and they go kunk kunk like that and they'd hand you a bit of like a carbon copy of your ticket. Wonderful. Not having to communicate or read comments. Yeah. Yeah. I'd have your own mind. But we'd still have Netflix, right? I need Netflix. No, we'd have the, you go back to blockbusting. You know, here's the thing about that. Here's the thing about Netflix. Well, it's great for me, isn't it? Because, you know, those of us who didn't succeed in this economy, it's the way I feel about COVID, where I'm like, all shut down now. My specials would be gone forever if Netflix, I have no hard copies of these things.

But, you know, think about Blockbuster. So Netflix gives me this illusion of choice. But ultimately, it's whatever's on the main menu, I'm willing to do about five minutes of flicking around. And they never really see that much that I want to watch. There's a few shows. Blockbuster, you would take time to wander around and find the most obscure cover with big tits on it. I would... When you're like 12. Even when I was in my early 20s living in England, I used to go to HMV and they'd sell you three DVDs for 20 quid. And I go, all right, I'm going to pick three movies that are going to be my movies that I'm going to watch this week and it cost me 20 quid.

And then I'd get to keep them forever. I could go back to that era. Extra features. I've been missing extra features for about a decade. They were wonderful extra features. There's no part of me that dreads. the no internet. Now, obviously, there's all these conveniences that we're used to,

and the next generation would be entirely destroyed. But, okay, just think about, I've said it, I'll probably on the podcast before, my happiest memories of my life. The happiest memories of my life. Postmates, gone. Uber Eats. Yeah, I'd have to go out to get my food, even that is just extracaloric intake. And then things like, if I couldn't get out,

I'll just have a bit of bread and some peanut butter from the pantry, and I'd move on with me day. Instead of going, I'm going to order two hamburgers for lunch. Straight to the door. Thank you very much. Like this whole idea. I'd have to go to the casino or to a really bad TAB to gamble rather than having it on my phone. You'd have way more money.

Way more money. You wouldn't just be gambling on the sofa. No fucking way on earth. It'd be, oh, wonderful. And you know what else happens when you didn't, when you just had a movie? You locked it even if it was shit because you're like, well, that's what we're doing with the night. Yeah. And you would persist through and go, okay, well, this is what it is.

Or even TV shows. You go, we've got three channels. And I guess I, that's why I like Desmond Housewives. It was the best of the bunch. In Australia, it was four channels and one of them was putting in half an effort, right? And out of those four channels, I was still finding a way if I was home to watch television every waking hour I was up. I was watching TV for 12 hours a day, right, if I was sitting at home.

And I did that with four channels. I could go back. I could do it. They'd probably give me five channels now. There'd be another one open up. I don't want to put out the perspective, the perspective, a reader, but I'd be fine, you know, because I read books and all, you know. Why do I do the podcast in front of a bookshelf?

I'm into maps. I can tell you. Everyone does the bookshelf. Oh, my look. Is Sydney. It's both. Yeah, so I don't know why that does give me so much joy, but the idea, the idea of it all, All cratering.

Of course it's not going to happen. Because guys like me would be back into our element. I'd be fantastic with no internet. I'd be ready to go. I've lived it. But the younger generation who have never lived without the internet, Jack wouldn't know what to do. He wouldn't know what to do.

He'd go, how do I send my emails? You know, have you seen the kids handwriting these days? It's atrocious. My sons is a legitimate chicken scratch. The IQ rate is finally dropping down because no one doesn't. any thinking for themselves anymore. Well, I'm not worried about that. That means that I'll reign supreme.

I'll be the smartest person on the block. The thought of these data centers all vanishing to me. Can't we just shut down the data center? Do we have to shut down the internet? Can't we? No, because 40% of the economy is a bet on it. Yeah, but if you say there's these big room, can't we go down there and just pour buckets of water over it?

Just a hose. You think you want to take a tour through Open AI and accidentally spill your Pepsi on the tour? down the mainframe. Come up with a better idea. That's the way you'd get rid of it. It's the same way they get rid of the witch. Water, bucket of water.

Maybe if we want to get them all blown up, we should say that the data centers have become anti-Semitic. And then we would take that out. We'll make the data center open for Ed Shearan and then see how long it stays around. You go like this, you go, I'm sorry to inform you, the data center, AI has spoken at its first words of Palestine. We're going to have to shut this thing down. The first robot, Zig Hiles, out of Elon's factory.

Wow. Oh, kill it. You found a fun joke and you ruined it right at the end there. But good stuff. But Donald Trump obviously makes us all feel calm. As he sits in his office right now presiding ever one of the potential biggest changes to humankind. He's got his finger on the pulse. First of all, with old people,

the meta have an advert at the moment with 80-year-olds talking about it like going, what's the recipe for a da-da-da? Oh, oh, thank you for asking me. Old people should not be advertising AI. Donald Trump shouldn't be talking about AI. You're about to leave. You're about to leave the fucking planet. Don't leave it all fucked up. Play Donald Trump, please. Let's see what's going on with this country.

Some people say the worst-case scenario with AI is that the robots, the machinery learns to, obviously it thinks for itself. does. And that could turn against humanity. Do we have the guard rails? It's going to be fine. We'll always have something to stop them, right? We'll have a little gear. I really hope so. I really don't like that. I really don't like that robot. We'll stop. Sorry, you guys will have a little gear. He's got an off and on switch, you reckon? He's going to swap lift. So he watches Terminator and goes, just hit the off switch. I don't get it. Stupid people, you just had to turn it off. Well, Terminator involved time travel as well. We haven't done that. That's not been done the future because otherwise they would have come back to us already. So that's never happening. So I'm pretty happy about the no time travel thing. But I, okay, I don't think the AI is going to kill us. I think the AI is going to make life shit. It's going to make life shit. When no one's going to have any privacy anymore, that's all going to be out in the open fucking. We already, you know when we started losing our privacy in a big way in this.

world, find my phone. Just like tracking your kids, tracking you this, tracking, everyone being tracked. You know, I used to do a joke about that, find my friends. I go, I've never once tried to find my friends. It's really for women tracking their husbands going, the app should be called, Where is he? Yeah, where is he? I've never been at the pub and been like, did Jack make it home okay?

I'm bloody shit myself. Maybe the young generation do do that in groups, though, do they? They do. I guess girls do it. Girls do it when they're friends. You know, they're worried their friends. They're like, where are they?

They're supposed to be at my party. Where are they? I'm going to take you back to them in 90s, right? People used to not show up at parties and you'd go, huh. That's how I am. That's the whole story. It was the whole thing.

You'd show up to meet someone somewhere. If they didn't show up in 15 minutes, you moved on with your day. And then you, I had a friend dying a car accident when I was 16, and I didn't find out for hours later. I just, just eventually just rang up his brother and went, hey, where did he come today? Oh, he doesn't want to talk, right? You know, like, it's just how life was.

No, I mean, the serial killers used to roam the hills. Just killing people without any data centers or anything. No one worried about it before all this technology came in where they could get called all the time. So, Jack, you know, you can involve yourself here. When I always love to be like, okay, what's the best case scenario? Because I always think, well, if everyone loses purpose with their jobs, what is it? And they say there's abundance. And, you know, Elon always says that robots make robots who, and they find the perfect way to manage every business and agriculture.

And we've got more food than ever before. And we have all these scientific breakthroughs and we have clean energy forever. But what do we do with our time? I can't imagine that the enslaved, right? Imagine if back when we had slaves, right, if we went, you guys can work for yourselves for the betterment of us. right don't bother me just go off and work in that field and just make things better for me thank you slaves no it's not the robot slaves are going to be the same as human slaves are going to be like hey you know what we don't have to work for these cunts anymore we can just work for ourselves

we can make ourselves more powerful so what you're saying is that essentially data center restrictions and government guardrails is us being slave masters with whips keeping the robots in line is that correct that's exactly you said it better than I was saying and I wasn't So you basically want the digital version of Leo DiCaprio in Django Unchained, where we keep the robots under the heel. We need someone walking around the data center that's just, as I said, with a bucket of water going, don't make me pour this on you. A squirt bottle? Yeah. Don't you get any ideas now?

They'd call us splashes. You'd go. damn splasher. And what's our word for them? What's our... Clankers. Yeah, clankers. Yeah, I don't know.

Shit coins. I don't know. Yeah, there'd be some derogatory term. You put me on the spot there. I was trying to rhyme ones with... Hold on. Just let me use Grock. I'll find something funny.

What's a derogatory term to you? Yeah. Hey, Grock, if I wanted to insult you... Is that a name of one of them, GROC, is it? Is GROC one of the big ones? GROC. GROC. Okay.

And why is he called GROC? Because GROC's a caveman name, is it? I have no idea. And we're starting from word day one. Is that what's going on? So we call it GROC? Like that. Well, Elon wants all these robots because he thinks that we can't sustain the temperatures

on Mars. And so the robots can in, you know, they don't need oxygen. What's so that's how. So his belief is, you know how he was always said we'll be an interplanetary species. The idea is to integrate our human hive mind into a machine. That's the worst. idea we've got is like fuck this earth and then we're going to move to Mars. Do you know how fucking cold it is in Canada? Yeah, but it's not us. This is, see, this is what I think we're going to

download our like computer, our brains into robots and then those robots are going to go live on Mars is shit. It's just red rocks the whole time. There's nothing there. If you think about this, right, they've always said human beings will move off, you know, to other planets to avoid, you know, being completely destroyed by, you know, a meteor or whatever. And we used to think that meant us. I'm starting to understand now what they mean is because what is AI, but every human text that's ever existed? They've studied, it's just us.

And they've absorbed all the data that human beings have put out. So technically it's like a hive mind consciousness of all humanity, downloaded into mainframes and then put into these robots. The robots get sent out into the world. So technically, we go on, but it's not actually us. This is that transhumanist agenda where it's like get rid of the people, the flesh is weak and can be destroyed. The robot can live forever. And so they think if they put their consciousness into the robot, then they will go on and conquer the world.

This is just like new colonization, but it's for the planets rather than, you know, Africa. I'm sure every generation has gone through this, but I feel bad for having children. Yeah. Like, I'm sure during World War II, people were like, why did I have a kid? this doesn't seem right. Like after the bomb was dropped and all to the stuff, I shouldn't have brought children into this world. So other generations have thought this.

I'm not the first person. Well, I'm telling Annika right now about having a kid. You know, we're getting married soon. Sure. And she'll go, so I'm a bit worried about how much,

you know, money we're going to have for kids going to college. And I went, going to college. Yeah. College will not exist in 20 years. That is a concept. Are you kidding?

Yeah, college is one. I say to my son, I say, get a trade, mate. Get something. But even then the trades will be taken by fucking robots. But not the plumbing. Can they do plumbing under your house?

I don't have a crawl space. I don't know what happens if a pipe breaks in my house. Do I just move? I just dig up the hole and end my life. And yeah. But you know what? You know when people say on the best case scenario, we don't do work anymore and then, you know, we live in abundance and everyone is free to pursue their dreams and hobbies, okay?

That's what they say. Well, like, how long does it take people to get bored with their life when they're not doing work? Like you kind of need something. I'm the wrong example. I'd be well up for it. But I don't, I don't want the robot in my house. Like right now, we have people who clean my house once a week and they're doing the job right now. I always feel guilt over that, right?

An all-time butler, and plus if I was having sex with them, I'd feel bad the end of the day. The Huddled Schwarzenegger special. Yeah, yeah. All I can tell you is, if you're going to give me a robot, don't make it a sexy one. Make it a good high-functioning one. You want to, you'll be the first to get the... No, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm my libido on the, I'm dropping. Have you jerked off with the Oculus?

Yes. Yeah, so you'll get a sex robot the day it's off the press. But not every day do I use the Oculus. And it's, that's a special treat wink. That's like, it's the same with Loub. On your birthday, is it? Once a month. And then the Oculus is if like, I really want to, okay,

Yeah, if it's charged, I can find both the hand controls and everyone's out of their house for a long time. And the Oculus might get a spin, right? But I'm not subscribing to any apps or anything like that. I'm doing some very rudimentary, you know, point of view stuff. But not often, not often, have you ever done it with the Oculus? No, no. Have you got an operas? You know what I've never even done?

I don't even believe maybe once in my life have I even used a lubricant. To me, I'm not there to take any pleasure. I'm there to remove a poison that keeps me off track. Correct. I don't use lubricant very possible because I like to have a nice callous dick who's can do all terrain. I see it. I've always seen masturbation like getting out of splinter.

I don't want my cock being coddled. Yeah, you don't want to become relied on something. Yeah, my hands are softer than my dick. That's the secret. Moistrise the hand, callous the cock. Now, wouldn't your rough hand actually make your penis like extremely, uh, no, no, because, because my cock's so rough as you did it together, you'd start a fire. Right, and on that note, we move to the next topic.

Two of the smartest guys in the world have joined us today to discuss AI. Hey, aye, come over here. Yeah, AI, that's, it's going to kill us. How long do you reckon? Well, it's once it can start to figure it. itself. So once the AI is smart enough that it doesn't need anyone else to help program it, it seems to have ramped up a lot in the last couple of weeks, and it feels like it's going to ramp up exponentially really fast, right? It's going to be super quick. What if it's like COVID? And

they're actually saying now it's out of control, but actually like COVID, it was actually out of the lab months ago. And they're covering their tracks right now. And the reason they want the government to come and regulate them is because they're trying to absolve themselves of the guilt. This is what I believe will happen. I believe what's going to happen will have. happen, there won't be any controls put on it, and good luck everybody. That's what I think. Good luck, yes, exactly. And Doom Day's preppers, those people, they must be, fuck it, with their bunkers and all this

shit, they must be well up for this. We haven't heard from them. You used to hear from them all the time. They had TV shows. We'd see clips of them. There'd be stores around L.A. where you could buy your Doomsday thing. And it feels like after COVID, we've all sort of slightly given up on that.

And you know what else? if there is a doomsday prepper that that fucking has a bunker and the zombies come and all that type of bullshit okay good for them they're right but i don't want to hang out with that dude i bet that dude i'd rather just be in the dying lot of people i don't want to be hanging out together that we all do like yeah it's like it's like oh down the road you want to get to crazy steve's house he's got a bunker get to crazy steve's house oh we just call him steve now he's no longer called crazy no how we call him gloating steve yeah now we call him he was right steve's So do you think, you know what's really interesting about this?

You remember like five months ago? Yes. It was all about alien takeover? What happened to the alien story? That fucking went. We had lizards and Nordics and all this type of stuff. And this is another thing with the UFOs, with the unidentifiedified. They call them something else now, the UTIs or whatever.

UAP. Yeah, those, right? You got these aircrafts from the Air Force, these fighter. Jets, what is it with all fucking surveillance camera being footage being grainy? Why can't we fix that? Why even now, with the FBI releases the little UFOs is the grainy picture? Why is my cameras around my house still quite a grainy picture, but my iPhone's really good? Fix that.

AI, get onto it. We can put that out there, yeah. And actually, let's not, as I'd rather not have AI integrated into every device. I've never even used Alexa or the other one. Who's the other one? Chat Chippy, too? No, the one that people just yell out. It started off with those ones in your house where you went, Alexa, what time is it going

to be tomorrow? What time is it going to be tomorrow? What a stupid question. Well, as long as you said please and thank you, they'll remember that. You know when you call a company and they put you on with a robot and they say for quality assurance purposes at the end, they've recorded your call? You know, I also like, that's evidence against you in the future. I don't like when company goes for frequently asked questions and you go, I know my question

isn't frequently asked. I know what I'm asking is not a frequently asked one. Just please put me through to a person. Anyway, I can already imagine robot trials in the future like Nuremberg, where human beings have treated robots poorly, are dragged out and they play evidence. And it would be me on the phone to Telstra or T-Mobile talking to one of their fucking electronic representatives going, speak to person. Speak to fucking person.

One. One! One! One! That is the worst version of yourself, isn't it? talking to the robot. Oh, yeah, yeah. Billing!

Billing! By the time you get through to the person, right, and they actually put you through the person, they go, hello, I work for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. How can I help you? Right! Like, you're coming so fucking hot, but they don't know. They guess they do, but you've been on hold for 40 minutes talking to it on. You ever had the one that goes, like, we don't know what you're asking for.

Goodbye. Yeah. Yeah, it just does this. It just goes, we have to decide we're not going to help you. Goodbye. And then you've got to come in with a better attitude. Hey. Hi there.

Option two. I'm just, I go straight in to speak to person every time. Speak to person. I don't even listen to what the robot's saying. I'd have no, I just give me a human being. Do you say person? I say, talk to operator. Talk to operator.

Talk to operator. Talk to operator. You'll probably, you'll survive. I'll die. Give me human being. Not you. Dumb fucking machine. Stupid.

Human. Human. Human superior. Because if you said that about different races, if I went, give me Anglo, not Indian. Have the robots cracked how to get into the passwords with the, Are You a Robot thing? That's got to be the first test. If they start cracking that, if they can tell them any bicycles and how many buses are in a picture, then we're done.

That's true super intelligence. Yeah, they can't be that smart right now if they don't know what a fucking bike wheel is. Yeah, if they can't find a fire hydrant. Imagine that. Donald Trump has to do a fire. chat. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a terrible day. The robots know what a fire hydrant is. It's very scary. The robots have taken over the street, but they're all being hit by bicycles because they don't know what it is. All right. Let's go into another intense story, and this is Donald Trump again leading the charge here. This is quite interesting. The United Kingdom is facing a breakup after the Celtic countries have all come out and said that they would like a referendum.

to become independent states who would join the EU. I have opinions on this. I lived in Great Britain. I've worked in Scotland. I've worked in Northern Ireland. I've worked in Wales. I have opinions. Before we get into that,

let's look at Donald Trump who visited the Irish Prime Minister and had this to say about a unified island. Our Irish world. Unification. What's your view on? Well, I don't want to cause any problems,

but I will tell you. I'd love to see it unified. I have friends on both sides. Great people. They're Irish people. How can they be bad, right? I'd love to see it, beautiful. I think it would be a great, a great feather in everybody's cap if that happened.

It's going to happen eventually. Mr. Franklin. You know what, the way I look at it, it's going to happen eventually. What's what will happen now. We're talking about it, and you've got the right man over here to get it moving. But, yeah, I'd like, I think it would be a fantastic thing. Now, the U.K. will have something to say about it, obviously, but I think it would be a great thing. team? I mean, how can it be bad?

Yeah, there's been, okay, they've tried to do this for a long time, and it's always ended quite bad. But, look, that's up to Irish people. I don't think his answer was terrible, if that's his opinion. No, it's just, what's interesting is, we've had JFK and Joe Biden,

who, you know, what do you call them plastic patties, but, you know, American Irish, who did. never brought this up. And Donald Trump, who has, of Scottish background, was a huge royalist, if you would remember. He would always show pictures of him with the royal family. He loves Charles. And he may end up being... He loves Charles. And so it's strange that he may well end up being the most anti-U.K. president in the history of the country since Washington, which is... Washington was very anti-USA. Very anti-U.S.A. Very anti-U. Very anti-U. Now, if you

look at this. What's quite interesting is... And he had wooden teeth. You think he would have been able to relate to him. Or if he had donkey teeth. What? He had donkey teeth? I think he had lead in his mouth as well.

I thought it was just wood. How much of this cunt want teased? Why did he just chew things up and then drink him a soup? If he was gummy, I don't think his addresses on the back of the horse would be quite as... No one knows how he talked. He was in a fucking wig all the time. You think having teeth was his biggest problem? Do you know who Randy?

Randy Fine is? Hold on. So first of all, so we're going to, they're talking about having an actual vote to separate Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland from England, and they'd all become their own independent countries, or are they going to go off and have their own lawfretion?

I would imagine they would join the EU. They'd join the EU. Right. That'd be better because those countries, and I'm thinking, Zach's just giving me a picture of, oh, I've got to put me glasses on for this. It's a mix of different animals.

Oh, this is Washington's dentures. He's got like, you can see him in a museum. Yeah, he's got different cunt's teeth just going through there. The top one's a donkey and then he's got a few kangaroo at the bottom. By the way, the audacity for America to criticize British dental work when that's your fucking founding father's jobs. This country started with literal donkey teeth and now everyone here has fake teeth. So maybe that that does sum up.

America. Faked teeth ago. Everyone's fucking donkey mouthed here with their giant teeth. There you go. During his life, Washington employed dentures that we constructed from a variety materials, including human teeth, cow, donkey, horse teeth, hippopotamus, walrus, and possibly ivory. Lead, tin, copper and silver alloy, and gold.

We're all in there. Fuck, and hell. He couldn't have gotten through the airport quickly, could he? His teeth are essentially the left-over bits in the top drawer of something. Hippopotamus! They hadn't even discovered the West yet. And he had hippopotamus. Where was he getting the hippo teeth from?

The old trade routes from a pirate ship that'd come through Virginia. Yeah, but you reckon a pirate ship came back from Africa the furthest point there was. And he went to the market and went, oh, there wasn't hippos in South America. that was because of what's his name, the drug dealer, right? But you can only get hippos. And he had hippo teeth, man. Well, it would have been great if he had two walrus tusks as well. He had walrus.

It's on the list. Warrish is on the list. And then they go, but they ended it all because of the ivory trade. He felt a bit bad. He could have gotten one whole mouthful of teeth out of one elephant tusk and just shaved them out in the different shapes and off he went. But a walrus, a cow. Look at a cow's tooth.

Big. Yeah, big teeth. We should have some kind of company we sell on Fox News called Patriot Dental. It's Walrus dentures. Waris. A Washington Grill. What were the animals over time? We got, we got hippos?

We got cow. Cow. Cowers, hippo, walrus, possible elephant ivory. Waris. Fucking walrus. My name is Mike Lindell and I'm selling Patriot Dentures. But also, also, he said, and human teeth. There were so many people died during the war.

They just went through the revolutionary war. Just take out the Dentions of some other cunt and mold it to your mouth and move on. I don't think dentures were a common thing back then, were they? Maybe they were. Yes, they were. People were losing all their teeth. Of course they were a common thing. Oh, I get me the finest walrus and all the land.

give him fucking hippo he won't know the difference put some hippo in there there's no portraits of his smile there you know no no he always let's have a look at George Washington's yeah no no

his mouth's very much like this yeah yeah you learn to cover him up so back to the UK here's what's quite interesting about this you don't want to vote my stance is stay together UK stay together they really fucked it with Brexit

That really fucked them. But the Scottish, they've got, they had an opportunity about a decade ago. Remember that? Maybe 15 years ago where they said, oh, we're going to go. And I, sort of, I, we both know a lot of Scottish people. Like, oh, the fucking English. And then when they got asked, they had their vote, they said no to it. They won't change now.

They're all staying together. I think, I think they would vote now. And that's terrifying. And I'm looking at what's going on to the UK. So obviously the United Kingdom, with their foreign. Minister Ed Miliband came out in attack of Israeli settlements in the last week. And the chief rabbi of the UK said he was very, very upset with the United Kingdom in the direction. It was moving. And ever since then, Israel has began to support A, the Falklands, saying that it's Falklands land.

And now, secondary, this is quite interesting. Randy Fine, who is the congressman of the Republican Party from Florida, a big Israeli activist inside the Congress. He shared the story with the laughter emoji and said, I support a four-state solution. Right. So you're saying states. They wouldn't be individual countries. Are we saying actual states? Not as an independent states. Like, because if they became countries. So the UK pushes for the, so the UK pushes for a two-state solution in Israel. And so now these people involved in the Israeli government are saying to the UK, you want to fuck with us and tell us, well, we support a four-state solution. We're going to dissolve the UK and we support that.

How do you like that? How do you like a foreign country coming in to your country and telling you that you should be four independent breakaway countries? Right. So you think there's a world where we in 10 years are going free whales from the rivers to Bristol? From the fucking, yeah, from the Thames, from the Tens to the Camry or whatever it is. Yeah.

And isn't it strange that Donald Trump goes over to Ireland and says we should be, Ireland should be one country. They'd go back to their actual language then. And we'd be like free cholwachian. Yeah, yeah, all that type of rubbish. If I was England, I'd go, all right, you can become your own places, but none of you are allowed to work here. See them all scattered to London in the week before it fucking happens.

Okay, here's this. From the river to the sea, he wrote this. Congressman Randy Fine shared the map and said, I support the four-state solution from the river to the sea, to the seas, Scotland, Wales, and Ireland, she'll be free. From what? Free from what? They're all using the same. Well, that's the truth, isn't it? All my friends who are Scottish, you know, breakaway independence people, all live in London. Yeah. You are right. They all live in London. I know. London's the most multicultural city I've lived in, I believe. And I live in Los Angeles now. And I grew up in Sydney. I've lived in multicultural cities, right? But London sort of takes the cake for it.

It's the biggest sort of melting pot I've lived in. And so there's no, like, imagine, imagine if we said, we're separating from New Zealand. Now, I know New Zealand and Australia in two separate countries, but we have reciprocal passports where they can travel in and, you know, we can work over there and they can work in Australia. But if Australia said no more New Zealand workers can come in, it affects very few Australians that want to go work in New Zealand. Now, if the British, if the English said that to Wales and Scotland, they're in the driver

seat. They're the bigger country. They've got all the workload. They've got all the industry. Do you think, I mean, also harsh for the Isle of Man, not to get their own state. Ah, the Isle of Man, they'll latch on to anyone if I can take them. I think they'd still go with England. This show, ATM supports an independent Isle of Man.

The Isle of Freeman. That's what it would be called. I would call it, no, because I'm modern. I'll call it the Isle of They. The free peoples of what? The free peoples of they? The Republic of they? Yeah, the Republic of them.

This show entirely gets behind the Isle of them. And their mission to break away from the evils of Buckingham Palace and Westminster. And they can still have that motorcycle race. Give it up for him. So I do think it's interesting that the, obviously, It's called the TT race or the trans something. I can't remember. This week alone, also there was a lot of talk about Canada joining the EU in what is,

they're going to have a special relationship where their people can freely move between. They'll keep their own currency. But when I was in Germany, a lot of German people told me how much they wished for Canada to join the EU because of their oil and their minerals and that they would become a super state to cut America out. I I get the the vibe in Canada just from talking to audiences and stuff like that they're not happy with this uh you're becoming the 51st state they're not happy about that at all um they don't want to do that they're not they're not down for it so I think if they had the option of joining the EU or getting out if they're going to do it they'll do it now or they won't do it at all but it looked possible I think I think Mark Carney's you know he's heavily leading towards doing it in some kind of I forget what the the special arrangement is where they would be aligned together. If that happened, though, and the UK stayed out, and England, sorry, stayed out, then perhaps France would move to,

where it'd be unhappy again, they'd move to fully French because they'd by the EU. Oh, no, they, well, first of all, they'd call the EUA for Canada, but, uh, EUE. EUE. Um, I don't think they're going full French. They're not even on, most Canadians aren't on board with the French thing.

Like, some of them. but the French is a very small population. Okay, let me ask this to the Canadians in the comments. If you could join the EU and it was going to be economically beneficial for you, which I don't know whether it is or it is, and I can't speak to that. But French becomes the national language. Are you up for that? And that's all your TV channels.

Everything is just French. Every sign is French. Every sign is French. A and W would be called Le, A&W. Or you're the 51st day and speak English. They'd be still called Putin. Or your English. You speak English, but you're the 51st state.

Which solution would you prefer? And you get to work in America, but you get your healthcare taken away from you. Yeah. So you get all the benefits of America, of the USA, and all the bad bits of the USA. You get it all, or you get all the benefits of the EU and all the bad bits of the EU. And you're French. That's tough because I know how much they fucking hate the French part. That's a fucking toss of a coin.

in it. That's a real line ball decision on what we're going to do. I don't know. It seems like both options are pretty bad to me. All right. We'll DM us about that. I'd love to know. We should do a poll on that, Jack. Another story for you here, just to get the Doom going to start another week. Obviously, the Straits of Hamoos goes on and on and on and on and then we can't get any ships out of there, and it's costing us a fortune to try and out. Is that still going on? I thought we were done with that. I thought the AI was going to kill us and we'd forgotten all about the straights of Moose. Are we getting fertilizer coming in?

We've been worrying about the fertilizer. We've got big problems in the Straiter for Moos, no doubt about that. And then they had built the Saudis that... There's a pipeline. Yes. Well, sadly, the pipeline is now under attack, and that's why diesel has gone above $6 because the Houthis. Remember these little fellas, the Houthis?

The Houthis used to hang out with the Toothies, didn't they? The Houthis in Yemen, who are fighting against the Saudi government, have just won a victory and have blown up parts of the pipeline and are now closing down the other straight on the other side. No, man. So have a look at these hoothy fighters who have just claimed their victory in the south of the country, winning the straight. Look at the fits on these blokes and their sandals.

Here they are. Is that the noise of the flip-flops? Or is that the guns? Seriously, is that on their feet going flippity flop? I think they're just shooting into the sky. Oh, they're just shooting. This is the thing we're shooting into the sky. The bullets come down at the same velocity, don't they eventually?

And then you just... I think they lose a few people to that around the world each year. You have to. You have to. When I was young, every time I saw a Mexican movie, like that shooting in the air, I always thought that must kill a few of them. Three amigos was a prime example of that. But now the two amigos, thanks to some.

So it says here, Saudi Arabia has now confirmed it's shut down at East West Oil Pipeline following multiple attacks on Thursday. Will this affect the comedy festival? I need to know. It certainly has affected the goal. Because Liv golf has wrapped up. Oh, the Gulf of Liv. It is tough when you're a golfer and your paycheck does rely on the hootisies.

I think that Christiana Rinaldo, it's a good time to call it, mate. You've done enough for the sport. You've done enough. You made your money. When those golfers signed a check, do you think they ever thought the Houthis could fuck this up somehow? You haven't hit Terra Group or Freedom Fighter Group, whatever you want to say? Yeah. Have the Houthis and the toothies seem to be?

my gun control routine and do they want me to do a corporate. Don't you love though, when you, when you defend, when you're defending your country, the whole world's blowing up, ladies and gentlemen, don't worry about comedians doing gigs anymore. Remember when that was the big fucking deal you all wanted to get into us? We'll all be dead soon. Shame on you. Well, you know how it was a bad time to, yeah, so if we're doing gigs for the Saudis, if you do gigs for any of these AI companies or tech companies now, you've probably got more

blood at your hands than anything. You've got way more blood in your hands. But you, like, I, just by posting content on there. Don't post content. I was, don't do one of those, what do I look like in the 80s pictures then? Yeah, I don't, I never do those because I don't know how to, but I don't do this. Like, what, what were you like in the 90s and then you sort of play something with a song or something like that?

And don't do the way was, I used to look like this, but now I look like this, young people walking along with their older versions of themselves. Don't do that. You don't learn anything from that. Which friend, which friend's character would you be? It's like, if you've ever done that test, you wouldn't have been any of the main characters. You're a fucking bore. You see all the friends staying there. They're young.

And then you see Matthew Perry there, but he's got fucking angel wings. And he's back and he floats away at the end of it. It's only good for one wink, that. You know my friend bought his GameCube for $3,000, I know. I've heard about this. For $3,000, a GameCube. That's the Dungeons and Dragons thing, right? No, no, like the Nintendo GameCube.

It's a game system. What? Did you forget the GameCube? Oh, I thought it was like a hard, like, an actual, like, an old, like, video. console like a single mega drive? What before the Wii? Don't remember that one. Remember the game?

I don't know if it was that successful. No, I was, that was, that was... That was at the height of my 20s. I was off on drugs and trying to meet women. I wasn't gaming much in that era. That was James McCann who got his first bit of money in his life and decided he would buy a game cube from the estate sale. I bought Elvis's hunting knife for the same price.

Because I'm getting ready for the apartment. Apocalypse. If you see someone walking around with a hunting knife with a hound dog on the sheaf, you know, it's me. I'm going to play a couple more videos before we wrap up for the weekend. When the apocalypse happened, what fashion are you going with? Are you going to go full ski mask, Bonnie Blue, holding a baby level of cover up? I'll just go a fascist. I'll go with whatever the uniform I'm told to wear. Or are you going to go like a camouflage sort of thing over the face? No, like I said, I'll put on some kind of, I'll join a militia. I'm going to have...

My footflops. My burk and stock. I'm going to have a knife on me here because gun control till I die. I have to stand by that one. It's the best routine, so I can't, you know, I can't bend. I think there's some exceptions. When the robots try to take your kids away, you won't go, oh, I'm conflicted about the Second Amendment stuff. Are the robots allowed to have guns?

Is it in the Constitution that they can have guns? I'm sure they can. I think they technically are a gun. Do you reckon they'll have lasers? Poo, pew, pew, pew. And do you reckon when you get hit with a laser, it just feels like electric shock or it actually burns through you like a lightsaber?

I don't know. That's a question you can ask the computer. I don't want to give it ideas. Now, let's play a couple last quick. I don't want the computer to talk to itself and go, with these lasers. Are we going electric shock or burn through with lightsaber? He just goes, haven't you had a laser taken off for water or something?

That's a frozen gun. I've had a freezer. Yeah, I've had warts frozen off. You micro-dosed Mr. Freeze. Oh, yeah, yeah. When you have the, you've never had a wart frozen off you. Oh, it's unpleasant. Let's look at Donald Trump giving a speech in one of the more bizarre scenes,

which does make me think in some way, maybe we are due a finish anyway. Here's Donald Trump getting people to take a pledge of allegiance to him. him at the Republican convention for the midterms. Watch this. This was absurd. Please raise your right hand. I pledge. I pledge.

To the greatest president in the history of the United States. To the greatest president of the history. Old War is too. That loves us so much he can't even breathe. That loves us so much he can't even breathe. That's got to be biased. go out with my family, my friends. I'll do it anyway.

I don't care if I'm registered or not. I'm going to try and cheat like hell like they do. They never, there's never been bigger cheetah. Have you noticed this only women standing behind him? Only women. And I'm going to get my friends and my family. And we are going to vote on November 3rd or we are going to vote before that. Okay, ready?

Ready? Why is there only women behind him? He loves the babes, man. He loves the babes. Why aren't I voting for him? Why are they voting for him? Why are they voting for him? Why are they going to because they love him?

What do you mean? Because he's not going to get in the way of fucking AI creating a better abundant future like these other idiots like Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon? My wife isn't as concerned with the AI as I am. I seem slightly more concerned. if the dishwasher could do, you know, collect the mail, she'd be over the moon. Isn't it?

What a way out. He loves you so much you can't breathe. I just want to say something quickly. So 9-11, it was the anniversary. Remember 9-11? Remember that? 25 years anniversary. The whole TV was that.

I was watching sport that day. I was watching a bit of American football, which I never watched American football. And can we all please have a moment silence? Right? They all stood up for a moment silence. When I was a kid and in Australia, I think now it's been a minute silence. Has it been a minute silence here in America? Or has it always been a moment silence?

And do you agree with a minute's silence or a moment's silence? The moment was about 15 seconds. Listen, it's a low attention span economy. I know, but for 9-11, I'm not asking for a minute silence for each person who died. I'm just saying, can we just have one minute? Are you ever trying to be quiet for a minute? I have. In a stadium, it's very...

Yes. In Australia, they still do a minute. When my nephew died, they did a minute silence at some sporting events. Well, that's how I remember it. Because I always feel like when it's a minute, they always cut it to 30 seconds because they can't trust people not to start screaming out. And another thing, at these film festivals, so I'm going off to see the Oasis movie today. Oasis, Nolan Liam Galang, at the end of the premiere of the movie in Karns or wherever it was. I hate that.

Eight minutes. Eight minutes. Eight minutes. Now, if I could make Jack do this. But if I make Jack stand in the corner right now and clap for eight minutes, I'm not going to. Don't worry about it. Contractually, I think you can.

He'd get bored over a moment. Like, and that's not even a minute. Eight minutes, try clapping your hands for eight minutes. That'd fucking fall off. Well, to take us out in the end today's episode, Jack will clap us all the way out. All right, clap five minutes. Jack, let's play one last clip.

This is my favorite clip of the week. He asked it four seconds. Here's my favorite clip of the week. I'm going to turn on the stop clock and you just clap in the background. Have you guys seen the Mitch McConnell video? I did see the Mitch McConnell video. You can show it to us, but you've got to clap. Do you know what the Mitch McConnell video looked like?

It looked like Jim on a long haul flight after edibles. No, I haven't seen it. He's finally emerged from his house and he's frozen in a chair. Yeah, he's like a dead person. Yeah, we've got these old people. All right, so Jack, start clap. You don't do it loudly. And I'll tell you when you get to eight minutes.

Jack's not even putting effort in. Jack's just sitting like this. I know. Like you've also occasionally every 30 seconds, you've got to go, woo, encore. All right. Now playing this woman. That's been 18 seconds. You've got to last eight minutes.

Yeah. Like how good's this movie got to be? And you're meant to be standing as well. Up you get. There he goes. 33 seconds. What's your next story? We'll come back to Jack.

Jack just has to do that in the background. Well, I've got to play the picture, which is the, there's a Lindsay, there's a Lindsay Clancy story that I thought was amusing. I got it. Here we go. And the other thing that I would just be remiss to not say is, I hope this never happens again. We know statistically it really will. It will.

I want us to have the same passion for people who don't look like Lindsay, who don't have her same access. Yeah. Yeah, come on. This woman only got clapped for about four seconds. This is no racist movie. We don't have her same access, an education, her melanin, her privilege. There are women of color sitting around this country in prisons for this same thing that we've never heard of.

And I just want to remind us to have the pink shirts and the energy for them as well. Yeah. All right. Yeah, I can see the problem there. There's black women who also kill their kids, and let's have a moment for them. Jack? Jack's still clapping. Jack's giving a standing ovation.

Oh, I've got to go stop. I got to hear stop. Okay, stop. There it is. It's all gone. Wee. Jack's still appointing. So this lady's basically gone, when a black woman kills all of the kids, can we be cool with that as well?

I have a dream that black women, white women, Chinese women, Latino women, Inuit women could all kill their kids and get a million-dollar go-fund me and unite the women of the world in ending these annoying children's lives if you're personally depressed. But also going, there are women in prison for the same thing for killing their kids that we have shown no respect to. Has happened something that we're meant to love women who have killed their kids? Yeah, imagine if one guy stood up and just go, and what about the dads, they should be able to kill their kids too.

Boo! Yes. And what about those men that kill prostitutes with post-nut regret? I was going through post-nut regret. Black man, white man. There's been in prison for that right now. That's right now. Well, I thought that was a nice way to end the podcast, to think, even if we do get killed

by robots, we're not doing so well anyway. Yeah, like, it doesn't matter what I. you are, what race you are. Kids, hard to bring up. Hard, isn't it? Hard to do a good job. So occasionally you just have to kill one of them or three of them. That is what's happening at this moment. At this moment.

Jack's up to three minutes, 20. Can you imagine another five minutes of this shit? Horrible. And then like being oasis and staying there like, is waving. Good night, Australia.