IELTS Speaking for Success - 🎄 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year (+ 2023 Bloopers)

Episode Date: December 25, 2023

It's the end of 2023 and what a year it has been! We recorded dozens of exciting episodes, gained tens of THOUSANDS of subscribers, and helped improve people's lives with even higher IELTS scores and top-quality English classes. Here's hoping 2024 will be even better. We already have lots of exciting things planned including new courses, classes, videos AND premium episodes! What jokes will Maria bring to the New Year? How will Rory enjoy living in his new home? We can't wait to find out! Until then, thank you for watching, listening learning, and making our podcast live up to its name: SUCCESS with IELTS! Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and we'll see you in 2024! Maria, Rory, Vanya and Danya ❤️ P.S. As always, here's a bunch of funny moments that didn't make it into our 2023 episodes 😅 - Book a class with Rory here: https://successwithielts.com/rory Get exclusive episodes on IELTS Speaking parts 1, 2, and 3: https://linktr.ee/sfspremium Our course on Phrasal Verbs: https://successwithielts.com/podcourses Transcript: https://successwithielts.com/s09e32 Our IELTS Writing course: https://linktr.ee/wfspremium Find an IELTS Speaking Partner: https://links.successwithielts.com/ieltspartner Our social media: https://linktr.ee/successwithielts © 2023 Success with IELTS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello, lovely. I'm Maria. And my name is Rory and we're the host of the IOL speaking for success podcast. The best podcast in the world. The podcast that aims to help you with your speaking skills as well as your listening skills along the way. Did I make a mistake? Oh yes, you did, Rory. And we're going to have an episode about our funny mistakes. Yes, this is our bloopers episode. So, dear listener, it's our special episode for you.

We've been very productive this year. lots of YouTube videos, lots of audio episodes for you, lots of jokes, okay? And when we record things, we make mistakes. And a lot of things are not included in the episodes which you listen to. Why, Rory? Why don't we include them? Because I say bad words and we can't include bad words in the podcast. So in this episode, you will hear a collection of funny moments with bad words with rude words dear listener don't take them seriously it's all fun so yeah kind of it's

it's supposed to be a funny episode for you but if you don't want to hear bad words from us okay don't listen to it we wish you happiness okay have a lovely day today we're sending you our love joy happiness thank you so much for being with us we're very much for being with us we're really appreciate it. Thank you for listening. Thank you for listening to all my jokes. Rory, what do you have to say to our dear listener? Thank you for listening to all Maria's jokes.

In many ways, 2023 has been our most successful year. But for some, it's not been such a great year. And so we hope by giving them this episode, we'll manage to make it a little bit brighter as we go into the new year. Happy New Year, dear listener. Merry Christmas.

Stay with us and we'll stay with you. Bye. Bye. This episode, starring Maria the Great and the Rory Fergus to kill a Godzilla. Nice. Why are we working on a Sunday? We're going to go to hell. For your eye, for your eye alt score. For your eye high alt score.

Your hand nine score. No, your hand bind score. Yeah, let's start the year on a high note. On a nigh, on a nigh hope. And my name is Rory, and we're the host of the AIL Speaking for Success Podcast. The podcast aims to give you something. Shr-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. It's closer to my mouth.

It's inside. It's, it's... Okay. Right, nah, now it's in my way. And my name is Rory, and we're the host of the I-L-speaking. Oh. That was lovely, wasn't it? And my name is Rory, and we're here to help prepare you for I-L-speaking.

No. F-F! Did you know that ads is one letter removed from AIDS, which is a disease that kills people? I'm sure that's a total coincidence. Let's begin. Part 3. Ads. Or AIDS.

Ah! Ah! Ah! Injured my knee. Vanya, you should hurt yourself too, because then we're all equal. We're all in us together. He's a million to any injuries. Lucky but... What natural sounds do you like?

Farting. What will you do if you disagree with others? Bomb them? No, not really. You can also say that, oh yes, I recently bought the f***. No, don't buy a f***. You're too beautiful. Ear plugs. So ear plugs are this little thing is, yeah, ear plugs that you kind of stuff, stuff them into your ear. You roop your ear on this.

Maria, do not use the R word. Now, the part three questions about school, jobs and young people. I was a young people once. Now, I'm an old. Young people are usually early adopters. Adoptors. What do they adopt? Children.

And what subjects are popular with young adults today? The internet is for... The internet is for... The internet is for... for p'o-h-h- Why'd you think the net was born? Oh, I remember a time when I once told a friend who is having a crisis about how they looked. Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, oh, I'm too spooky.

Or nobody wants to see these tiny boobies. But believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, Dear God I was a beautiful thing And did they follow this advice? No Oh, bother Okay, I will do it now I'm gonna go and take

2,000 naked pictures of myself Now No, I did part two, part three Part two part three But there's lots of swearing for you to edit out Because I see things like BF and Cresence

Hello, Donia It's me, Rory Now I'm recording the one where I have to describe my favourite place in my home where I can relax. And of course, we all know that every man's throne is located in his toilet. I will talk about the toilet. I will not talk about the toilet. I'm just making your brother laugh.

Do you think the world will be noisier in the future? Well, not if bad Vlad presses the big red button there won't be. I'm going to describe an activity that I enjoyed doing in my free time when I was younger. I'm going to talk, of course, about that common pastime of many young men. Master. I don't know we're allowed to include that. That's a bit racist. What is it racist?

Daniel, make sure you include these bits. Make sure you include the racism. Or chocolate boobies. Once I got chocolate boobies. You cannot say that. Why? Why can they say boobies on the podcast? Chocolate boobbies.

You cannot save chocolate boobies. And this segment has to be. because I've just said the word c-oh-well, what a shame. Why do people say there aren't enough hours in the day? It's because they're working too much. They should work less. And there would be more work for everybody and everything would be evenly distributed. Communism for the win.

Well, in this country we have a cost of living crisis. I don't know what it's like in other countries. Oh, it's certainly fine in Russia. So we have everything. So first of all, what is a blockbuster? What the fuck is a blockbuster? I just want to say it's a big movie. But Rory does have a relationship with chocolate.

That sounds awful. What's your relationship with chocolate? That's not going to be an oil's question. Let's move on to the next one. And now I would like to describe another city where I would like to stay in for a short time. Where I would like to stay for a short time. But, yeah.

Let me update this. Do you think going to the cinema is a good way to spend time with friends? Well, based on what we just said about drugs, probably not. Um, have you taken some... These are Maria's special effects. Unhinged giggling. Oh, no, okay, I was still talking. Fine. Then I will not do my job. Maria, have you ever said the damn to somebody?

No, for reason, obviously. Well, like I said, I have a front door key and I have a garage key. Garage, I'm not fucking American. Where, as young people probably prefer something more vigorous since they have all that useful energy to expand. I wouldn't know what that looks like. I'm so fucking old. Yeah, I was airy though. Oh, did you fart?

I'm just kidding. Ladies don't fart. Ladies don't fart and they don't poo. All ladies do is just exist in a void of being amazing. You should say, when you went to the party, where the party was, what kind of party it was, and explain why you enjoyed this party. Or how are you going to tell us about kinky party? Oh my God, no. No, normal party.

Well, normal, Eurovision party. We used to sing this song. Yummy, yummy, yummy chocolate. That's what I like. Chocolate on a biscuit, chocolate on a cake. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. No. No. The thing people do to make babies education. This word has three letters. A education.

Have you watched it? Could you write it down, please? Because I think like the first season, second and third are much better than the fourth. Do you listen, what do you reckon? Could you write in the comments? Valuptuous. That just means figures that are thick. No.

And then at home we were just sitting there like, I have to do what? This finger goes where? What will you do if you disagree with others? Stab them. How does building style? affect people's lives. What? I don't know.

Fri-h-h-h-h-h-this. So Titanic, many people froze to death, and, well, they... I think they froze to death, and then they drowned. Um... Well, do you either do one or the other. What have you done to help the elderly? Where does this question come from?

Is it like, are we being targeted? What have you done to help the elderly? Hmm? I hate those earplugs. of like you rub your ears you kind of of insert the thing is in your oh oh disgusting yeah i really dislike it shame we can't use that part because i've said all right all right all right all right all right all right all right

but it certainly made an impression on me that i'll never forget oh fuck i didn't even start the f*** timer well we can't use this section because i've said never mind okay so we can't say you and we can't say condom. Yes. Why? Seriously. The algorithms.

No, because like, if you use this, you know, ear plugs, it's an ear-roop. You wrap your ears with the freaking ear plugs. Right, I can't say that. All right, fine. Anyway, we're not including this. Oh, why? Because you've said something? Because I've just said, cucket something.

Oh, my news is going to watch this back and be like, why did I leave those two in charge? Thank you.