IELTS Speaking for Success - 🤪 Season 3 Bloopers

Episode Date: August 20, 2020

These are some of the moments edited out of the season 3 episodes. Please do not take them seriously. They're just for a laugh! 🤪 - IELTS Speaking for Success PREMIUM: https://linktr.ee/sfspremium Our social media: https://linktr.ee/successwithielts If you are interested in becoming our sponsor, send us an email at [e-mail] © 2020 Success with IELTS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our intros are the best. The best intros. The best intros for a high score. I can't stop myself, seriously. It's like a verbal tick. We started this super podcast because Rory is a native speaker and I'm not. And we want to you. Hello, I'm also checking the mic.

The checking of the mic is happening and the checking of the mic is now ending. My beard will be ending soon. Definitely. I love my mom and dad, but I think we would all agree that people as they get older having more freedom and more independence from their parents is a good idea. Scotland, freedom! Rory, now we know that you used to be a sloth, right? You used to be a mammal which moves slowly and lives on trees, a sloth. But now you're not so much of a sloth. Yeah, look, people, no, people can be assets.

Like, he's a real asset. Yeah, he's a real ass. Right, hold on. We need to go back because we can't have that in the podcast. We shouldn't be using words like that. Do listeners, you see, here we're not just recording a podcast. We are having fun. Rory is checking something up.

Then Ivan is just commenting on what we're doing. You know, it's like the working process, right? Numbers, rock and roll. Essentially, yes. There's probably a small difference in meaning. but to be honest, it's good to just avoid reusing the word remember. Like, I remember this, I remember that. No, I can't recall.

I can't remember. Different adjective. Are you a Schwarzenegger now? Or are you just turned into a Schwarzneger. Mentioned the appetite. Mention the appetite. Yeah. What about you?

What kind of plant would you be? I would be a flower I'd be marijuana man I'd be married Yeah, yeah Right So first of all we talk about dreams And we don't talk about

What we want to do in life We talk about dreams We have while sleeping Right But it's the same word What? I wasn't listening Sorry He's sleeping

He's sleeping on me Cazinac. Say Cazinac. Cazinac. Cazinac. No. Okay, so the answer is no, unfortunately. We should have our own solution showers. All right? You're feeling okay? Do you need a snack or something?

I need a pancetta in my life. When was the last time you traveled by public transport? That was on Monday. I took the blue line into the center of Moscow. I had a meeting. Who were you meeting with? That's none of your business. How much are the FSB paying you to keep track of me?

So one criterion, lots of criteria, right? And they're like a set, like fixed criteria. It's like bacteria. What else do you have from Latin in English? Words, most of the words, to be honest with you. So, criterion, criteria. Yeah, I'm a smoker, for example, so I should control my urges to smoke and be a healthier person.

Right, that's true. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. You want me to die? This is not the first time. God, you're rude. Okay. Mic check. Mike check. Checking the mic. The checking of the mic is happening. Pram. Do you enjoy watching films?

Not as much as I used to, actually. It's probably because... That's my answer. Next question. That's my favorite. What's the typical morning routine like for people in your country? Well, you wake up and you pour whiskey on your corn flakes and then you eat that and then you've got to have another shot of vodka to kind of take away the misery of of living in Scotland. And then you put on a kilt and play the bagpipe.

Yeah, then you put on your kilt and go outside and play the bagpipes. Always making sure to maintain the one and a half to two meter social distancing protocol right now. Yes, and no underwear. No underwear. No underwear. You don't need underwear when you have a kilt in bagpipes and you've had your vodka and whiskey.

What more do you need, really, Maria? When you think about it. Scotland, freedom. Freedom. Rory, how did you learn to write? I still can't write. Now, when we talk to music, when we talk to music,

talk to music, okay? Where is music? Talk to him. Now music is him, now everyone knows. Well, sometimes we can pick up people. In a car? In a car, right? Or if you have, like, really strong arms?

Yeah, pick me up, daddy. Okay. That's going in the Arctic. What hell is wrong with you? You've used a nice structure, the second conditional. If I had to choose, I wouldn't be. I know nothing of conditionals and therefore, yes, it's amazing

I'm really good Yeah, to go bananas basically to go nuts Oh again, food again So to go crazy Yeah, oh my God And as we all know Rory loves bananas

So in Ghana he went bananas Okay, that's all No, it's not We didn't talk about graphic violence Okay Oh my God You mentioned graphic violence In adult content

What is adult content? Well, yeah If you go to our Patreon and you can pay money to see the red version, 18 plus version of AILT speaking for success. Dear listeners, thank you very much for listening. And remember, good food is good mood. You said and lember. Lember.

What? And lember. Is that like listen and remember? Okay. Again. Yeah. You need to lember. Test.

Test the mic. And I'm test test testing the mic. testing my patience Mention the appetite