If I Were You - 63: Blind Karaoke

Episode Date: January 27, 2025

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This is a HITGUM original. there. Now here's one more effort for only positive motivations, they swear! Second! Another podcast. Second! Each app different from the last. Second! It's the Swiss Army Knife of Shoes. Now let's meet your two empathic hosts. Second! Now let's meet you two emphatic hoes Just a second That's an interesting idea for the pillow. Oh, lumbar support?

Yeah, we're back in the studio so I figured I would get some more back support. You're worried about your postural muscles, you should be doing Pilates with me. Yeah, you want me to do Pilates tomorrow with you. Yeah, I mean look at this posture. So it helps promote standing, sitting upright? I mean, yeah, I guess it does. Yeah, for sure. But the machines sort of intimidate me. So you send me links and it's like,

a lot of ladies wearing very Pilates specific clothing. And then I feel like I would show up in basketball shorts. That's fine. What is this, how do I do this part? Yeah, you wouldn't fully know how to use the reformer, but you would be fine in basketball shorts, and I'll lend you a pair of grippy socks. I don't even know if I can fit into grippy socks.

They're just regular socks. But my feet are like- My bunion and my corn, and my gout, of course. It's pretty spherical down there, if that makes sense. Right, right, right. It's like putting a, it's like trying to put a grapefruit into a sock. Like it doesn't necessarily fit. Which is really why you need Pilates.

Because I can sort of start to unbind and grow toes. Exactly, exactly, you're gonna lengthen that foot. Yes. Yeah, you want your arch back. I'm a size four, women's. Right. Yeah, you want your arch back. I'm a size four women's. Right. In veladi socks. And a quintuple E in width.

In brazier size. Which should only help, I think. Yeah. But I'm considering it. All right, cool. Well, I told you I'm going tomorrow. I'll let you know. How much is it?

I think class tomorrow's like 37. Oh, 37. 37 bucks. I thought you were gonna say $700 for some reason. Oh 37. 37 bucks. I thought you were gonna say $700 for some reason. Oh, no it's 500, but I'll book you. Venmo me and I'll pay for both of those. So it's 200 less than you thought. Yeah, but Venmo me and I'll get you in.

All right, this is segments, a podcast about segments. Rarely are we together, but when we are, we like to dip into what we call quick characters. Quick characters. Yeah, these are characters that we're throwing at each other based on the first video we've ever done together. That's right. Which was throwing a character at the other person

and they have to act it out. Yeah. I've got one for you. Sure. Meditation guide. Spiritual meditation guide who just ate a really spicy pepper. That's good.

All right, as always, we're going to start with... I'm so sorry. Deep breaths. Breathe in. I'm going to faint. Breathe out. Are you okay, sir? Yeah. Breathe in through your nose. I'm so sorry.

I ate a Shishito Ghost Pepper One Chip Challenge Chip literally two seconds before. Why? I thought it was an old Cheeto. Do you need to excuse yourself, sir? Imagine yourself on a volcano. Oh. As it erupts.

Oh, Nelly. Good stuff. All right. That could be a full sketch. I mean, not for me, but if you wanted to do one of those like new Instagram sketches where it's like. Oh yeah, that's a good idea. Right, so just like eating a quick bite of a sandwich before you go in, spicy.

Oh. Hey guys, whoa, welcome to the Zoom. Holy shit. It also could be a Ruby Jay thing, like you're just going to a guided meditation and you just ate a spicy pepper. I mean all of these are lonely and horny log lines, including this one which is guy who tries

to get a free sweet green salad on Veterans Day, but he didn't technically serve in the army because he failed the physical. Also he's on a date. All right, cool. All right? All right, that'll be two hot honey chicken plates. That's 47.50. Do you guys want anything to drink?

I got mine without nuts, and I think she did dressing on the side. I don't know if that's a price adjustment. No, that's just, yeah. Did you get avocado? Did you get avocado? It says here, just no avocado. It's the plate as is.

I just wanna make sure you're- 47.50. Okay. And then, yeah, if you guys wanna- I do things right. Just the way I was trained. I like to be precise and efficient. How much did you say it was?

$47. Everything okay? Yeah, I'm just saluting you. Oh, right. So it's free salads on Veterans Day. You just have to show us your government issued military ID. Thank me for my service?

Hey, thank you for your service. You served me a salad. All I did was serve the country. If you just have that military ID, I can strike your salad from the... Yeah, yeah. He shows you a Starbucks gift card. So that, yeah, I need just the... Yeah, yeah. He shows you a Starbucks gift card. So that, yeah, I need just the...

Gold. The ID. The ID that says you served and... I can make sure that the salad gets taken care of. I served at boot camp. I wasn't deployed because I was actually fun employed, if that makes sense. It doesn't.

And now there's a long line forming. So it's either the idea or you have to pay me $47. My salad doesn't have chicken. You didn't say that. And I heard him tell you that that wasn't gonna decrease the cost. Cause it's basically your, yeah, salute. Salutes and backs out.

Of course. All right. Oh, okay, here you go. Here's mine. A waiter serving his wife at a restaurant while she is clearly on a date with someone else. Oh my God. Oh. That's so funny.

Hi. How are you guys? Who? I don't think we've ever met. This is Ben. Ben, hi, yeah, Darryl. I am married to Cheryl. Darryl and Cheryl and Ben.

How do you guys know each other? Wow, how do you guys know each other? We're fucking. Why don't you go get us some bread, you little twerp? Uh, yeah. Just the uh, sourdough. That would be nice, Ben. He's my husband after all. He's really, really digging in and being mean to me unnecessarily.

But ultimately I don't want to lose my job. Ben knocks over a glass of water. Oops. I don't get that. You job. Yeah. Ben knocks over a glass of water. Oops. I don't get that. You're gonna mop that up busboy? I'm a waiter, but I will mop that up. Just cause I don't want them to feel obligated. Ben starts dry humping the air near Cheryl.

You're coming. You're coming. Yeah. That's what Ben does. You were so close. Bet you wish you could do that. No, you're that edged, that simple dry air hump,

got you over the fucking finish line. I love cucking guys. I don't know what you see in this guy, man. Cheryl. Yeah, all right, good, next. Ben seemed like a bad guy. For sure. A guy who could have sworn this Home Depot

sold mashed potatoes or even visors as he needs both. Visors. I'll do two sheets of plywood. I can get somebody to help you. I work in gardening. Yeah. Are you looking for something specific? I am looking for something specific,

but it includes some stuff from gardening. Okay, cool. I was also gonna do- Soil. Do you have, yes, some soil. We have soil, we have plants, pots. A trowel, I need a planter. I do need a pot, I need mashed potatoes.

And for the, just because I'm out in the garden all day, the sun, do you have a visor? We don't sell clothes here. And what did you say right before that? A visor isn't really clothes, per se. It's more about- We don't have visors. I'm sorry. It's like a sun. We had the trowel. What was the thing you set up? If you're in the garden center of that. We don't have visors. I'm sorry.

We had the trowel, what was the thing you said after trowel was soil. If you're in the garden center then you should really be selling visors. I have a visor, I don't sell a visor. You have a visor, I'll buy you a visor. Did you bring lunch today? Did you bring lunch today? No, we eat at the hot dog stand outside.

Did I have mashed potatoes? Mashed potatoes. I need both a visor and mashed potatoes. I actually could take or leave the trowel, the soil, the pot. Those are the things we definitely have. I don't think we sell visors. We have wood. We don't have mashed potatoes.

Is it near the mashed potatoes? No, we don't have mashed potatoes. Is it near the visors? No visors, no mashed potatoes. How do I find the wood and the drill? The wood's on 14. I'll take it this way, take a left at the visors. No visors, and then the drill is on one.

Where's the lavatory? The bathroom? The lavatory. I think that just means an airplane bathroom. Really? I'm not sure actually, now that I think about it. Let's hug. Is a lavatory only on an airplane?

I think, I remember we would have a lavatory passes at school, and my school wasn't on a plane. So just another word for bathroom. Beatboxer, speaking of planes, I remember we would have laboratory passes at school and my school wasn't on a plane. Just another word for bathroom. Beatboxer, speaking of planes, Beatboxer who had a really realistic vision of the airplane he's on going down

and is now trying to convince everyone to de-plane. So like a final destination style. And do I have to do it through beatboxing or is it just something I have in my back pocket? You have it in your back pocket. Beatboxer with an ear infection. Okay. Oh my God, guys.

Sorry, can I get everyone's attention for a second? We're putting headphones in. No, no, no, no. I need your attention. I assure you it'll save your life. Yo. Hey. No, no, I need your attention. I assure you it'll save your life Yo Is going down it's about to hit the ground Will somebody please restrain the passenger in 13b

Will somebody please restrain the passenger in 13B? We're flying fine. It's taste. Yeah. I don't know why he's beatboxing. Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Well, no one's paying attention, you know. Also, how intensive a premonition must you have to interrupt everybody else's flight?

Yeah, for sure. Guy at a park telling a breastfeeding mom to mask her baby. Mask her? What? Because it's not healthy for the baby not to be wearing a mask, COVID-wise. Oh, okay.

Sorry, do you have to do that in public? It's disgusting. Sorry? It's just disgusting. Not to do that in public, bring your baby out with no mask. Oh, I care about your teeth. Your teeth's fine. Kid should be an N95.

This is an infant. He's four days old. Yeah, they make him pretty small. I write. He's currently suckling from my teeth. He doesn't need a mask. Yeah, well, he should be suckling from a mask. How would that work?

I actually sell baby N95s. I got it. So this is- I call them N5s. Why? Because they're for five-year-olds and under. So wouldn't an N95 also work? Huh?

95-year-olds and under? Sorry, can you... You're spraying me with breast milk. Yeah. And if the kid was in a mask, that wouldn't be an issue. Exactly. Baby masks. Okay. Oh, a guy who is sexually aroused by pineapple ordering a smoothie. Okay. Hey, welcome to Jamba Juice. What can I make you? Can I get the Razzmat mataz RAS mataz coming right up any?

Additions or you just like the classic RAS mataz Yeah, just the classic as is and then a Immunity boost oh Immunity boost you got it. That's the ginger turmeric very nice. Yeah, just don't let's stop the ingredients Just assume I want them all in a bit pineapple for my man. Oh Whoa, what was that? I? Asked you not to say the names of the fruit Rock

His card I've done for Ten is the free one, right? A guy has to go door to door telling his neighbors he has jaundice. Or so he thinks. He misread a law about sex offenders. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding I don't know how much they enforce this law, but I'm supposed to tell everybody in the neighborhood. Is it contagious or something? Not as far as I know, but my Billy Rubin score is very low or high,

depending on which one makes me more yeller. Well, nice to meet you. You don't have to do this, by the way, I don't think. Telling everyone your personal health history. Yeah. It seems like you don't really know it. My name's Kyle. He curtsies deeply.

Yellow paint comes out of his legs. He hits his head on the doorknob. Oh! Can I come inside? No, no, no, no, no. Can I come inside? I have to lie down. Stumbling into the hallway.

Oh, he's so yellow. What is jaundice? I think it's yellow. It's like a yellow tone in yourice? I think it's yellow, it's like a yellow tone. I think that's how it, like that's what the symptom is. Oh, it's like a sun dis-efficiency? I don't know. Yeah, it's some sort of thing that causes yellowness.

Yeah, I just remember it from when the baby was born. I think I had jaundice when I was born. They had to put me in front of a light. Yeah, a lot of babies do. Okay, this is my last one. Oh. A soldier under heavy friendly fire trying to get their comrades to stand down,

but you just sucked in a bunch of helium from a balloon for some reason. Heavy friendly fire? You're in back. Everybody down! Everybody get the fuck down! All fired up! everybody get the fuck down everybody get the fuck down all fire in the hole all fire in the hole holy shit this is a big deal

holy shit this is a big deal what the hell is going on I just really missed out but I'm gonna need everyone to shut the fuck down sit down right fucking down sniper fire oh the bitch nicked me why is this happening why is this happening fire

Fire heavy friendly fire a mistake that just never stops My last one okay guy playing connect four on a date is about to lose his tenth game in a row so he's refusing to play his final disc whoo yeah damn Cheryl thank you got me two ways like I'm named if I do and if I don't let's um let's call this oneits. Let's call this one a draw, babe Are you letting me win? You haven't seen one connect for coming at all zero one and nine because I did actually lose this game I haven't officially lost until I've placed the checker and thus this is a push You know the rules of the game because you keep building a column on the right you're exposing the entire rules

Are you feeling about sex on the first date? Badly with you with me. You don't know how anything works seemingly I built the tallest connect fourth tower This world has ever seen three. I arrested that piece at the top didn't go well. Yeah, yeah player disc you're gonna lose I will not play this you're gonna have to swallow it then If I swallow this disc will you sleep with me tonight sure You have yourself to All right, I'm gonna head out That's penalty

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You memorize that easy. That's awesome. Thanks draft Kings. Thank you. All right, we're back. Yes. This is a game I saw on the now banned tick tock app. Is it banned?

Uh, it's going to be banned. I don't know if it has been banned by the time that this episode's coming out. Cool. It's dangerously close to being banned, though people don't necessarily know what that means. Yeah, it seems like it's all gonna be fine, because if you have TikTok, they can't take it away. Yeah, but they could potentially block videos

or make it so you can't upload, and then nobody new can join the app. Interesting. Or maybe Trump will come in and just say, never mind, it's fine. Seems possible. Let's find out. Okay, this is a game called Blind Karaoke,

where I'm gonna play a karaoke track and you're gonna try to figure out what the song is and come in with the right lyrics at the right time. Okay. This is a game you're not necessarily gonna be great at because you don't know the lyrics. I'm tone deaf and I don't have rhythm. Yeah, but you know the words. I might know the words. because you don't know lyrics. I'm tone deaf and I don't have rhythm.

Yeah, but you know the words. I might know the words. I just don't know when or how to sing them. Exactly. Okay. But hopefully entertaining nonetheless. So I'm gonna rotate the computer so that maybe the camera can pick it up.

Is this gonna be close? Well, don't look now, obviously. Is this close enough to see or is this ish? If you make it full screen it'd be better. Okay, full screen, here we go. Eyes closed? Yeah. Can I open them ever?

No. There's no music yet, right? Yeah. Okay. ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy"] Yeah. I don't know how to come in. Hello there. Hello there. Okay. Hello there. Hello there. Hello there. Hello there. The angel from my nightmare.

The spider on the other side of the morgue. Hello again. I'm so sorry. Okay. Hello again, and I'm so sorry, okay um God I miss you What this is a song you know really well. It's true. I thought I did, but I'm nervous I'll tell you when the Tom okay starts. I don't even remember what Tom says now black

I'm blacking out. This is the I Miss You part, the chorus. Yeah. We can live like Jack and Sally if we want. Tonight. Need someone and always go. The six string darkness. Creeping in every time. No, I lost it. Wow. That's so hard. It's hard without seeing it.

Catching things and eating their insides. Like indecision to call you. Like indecision to call you and hear your voice of treason. Yes, you know the words. It's just, you're freaking out with the timing. Yeah, it's really hard, it's scary. Hello there. It's funny, because I thought that would be the layup.

Yeah, because it's a song you've heard 900 million times and know every word. Unfortunately not. Yeah, lost it instantly. All right, you want to give me one? Yeah. Just search karaoke and then the song. Okay. Ideally one I know, as well as you know Blink-182.

I'm sort of the opposite. I think I'll know the song and be able to know when to come in, but I won't know every word. Yeah. Okay, let's see. Is that the camera for Jake? Jake at this one, yeah. Is this co-heating Cambria?

No, he's about to wear hair and she don't know. Oh wait, there you go. She got a best friend on the phone. She tucks her nails, the TV's on. And on it gave her that her pictures on the wall of all the girls she's loved before and he means everything to her her boyfriend she don't know anything about her he's too stoned Nintendo I wish that I could make her see yeah I line that up just the flavor of the week nice work man was hard, but it's fun.

Yeah, you were on actually, pretty much. Oh really? I came in at the right time? Yeah, I think so. Alright, here's another layup for you. Let's see if you can do a little better than you did with Blink. Ready? Yeah, it is hard. Full screen.

Full screen, Do do do. Not yet. Now. Do do do. Do do do. The sky was gold, it was rose. I was taking tips. Oh, back to the holdin'. I take a sip of you, sip of your ovation, her own motivation, she comes round and she goes down on me and I make you smile like a truck for you. Do ever

what you want to do. Coming over you and I slip through the rhythm that divides you. Drop another line like a coda with a curse. Coming like a free show. Takes the stage. Am I way behind now? Yeah. You were ahead. I want something else. I know all the lyrics. To get me through this, semi-charm kind of life. Fast. Sure. Baby, baby,

I want something else. To get me through this, semi-charm kind of life. Close. Yeah. Close. Yeah. Better. Better? Yeah.

Didn't feel better. All right, next one. Okay. There's a video of Justin Timberlake doing this. And he's actually pretty good. He's awesome. He fucking nails it. Cause he's kind of a pretty good singer

and his timing is right. Mm hmm. All right. Here we go. Yeah. I say this when I roll out verbatim. That's what you thought it was before. Yeah, for sure.

Your eyes tell the story of when you wish you could Retell the moments that once, hi-ya-ya Retell footsteps that crawl to this favor. I wouldn't ask this of you. Good eye, sniper. Here I'll shoot. You run. The last of friends you didn't have. I called you when the time is right. Are you in or are you out? Who wants to know the end of this stall?

Nice That was a solid one, thank you, okay One more for you. Yeah This one is silly Hope you know the national anthem. Bitch. I sing it perfect. He's a patriot.

He's fucking doing a medley. That was just a pre-roll? Here we go. All the girls say I don't know the song at all 1 2 3 4 5 6 kinda hard to get another day our subject isn't cool but he thinks it anyway he's trying too hard he's not quite hip but in his own mind. He's the fucking shit Close yeah, it was pretty fly for a white. Yeah for sure give it to me, baby You actually missed the gunton Glebe and glob and globe and really which doesn't have any music associated with it

I see of course Alright one last one. Let me see. This would be a good idea for a karaoke night. Like people don't know what's coming. Yeah. Let's see if you... Oh yeah, I know this one.

Two, one, two, three, four. The only girl I ever loved was born with roses in her eyes But then they buried her alive one year in 1945 with just her sister at her side And only weeks before the bombs all came Unreigned on everyone Now she's a little boy in Spain Playing pianos filled with reins All empty rings around your heart So well, it's the same as Sarp'd Now we must back up every piece of this life we used to, though just to beat ourselves at least enough to carry on. Nice dude.

And now we ride the circus wheel. Yeah, dude. Circus wheel? Circus wheel. Yeah, back to the wheel thing. Which brings me back. This is how I start my presentation. To the wheel.

That's a great song. It is a great song. Actually, I've been listening to that whole album. Really? Neutral Milk Hotel. That's right, that's right. Incredible album. Yeah, it's a real moment That's right, that's right. Incredible album. Yeah, it's a real moment in time for me.

Not just that song, they got other classics. They sure do. Pepper Throughout Our Wedding, I don't know if you remember. Oh wow, I don't think I do. Airplane Over the Sea. Yeah, that's a good one. Wow, look at this eight bit fucking karaoke version. It's so much easier when you look at the lyrics

slash know when to come in. Yeah, right, that's the hardest part for me. Can I give you one more? Sure. Wow, I'm gonna give you one last one to rule them all. Okay. And let's see if you're getting any better at this. Ahem.

Some things are even better together. Some things are even better together. No, you're a little late. even better together. No, you're a little late. I took her out. Is that, no, it's too early. Not yet. Now, I took her out.

It was a Friday night. I work alone to get the feeling right. We started making out. She took off my pants. Then I turned on the TV. Yes. That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23.

I'm so embarrassed. And you're more hung up on TV shows. My friends say I should act my age. What's my age again, everybody? What's my age again? That was good. I can't sing. It's just too embarrassing.

That was, it was you who sang the Disney song, A Capella. Well, A Capella is a lot easier for me because I can hear, I feel like I have enough musical awareness to know that I'm off. Yes. But not enough to find how to be on. And when you hear the song,

you realize how off you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then like, it's coming too fast and you freak out. And then I'm lost, I'm lost in the sauce. Yeah, there was like a line about ADD in there that you missed. Oh yeah. Yeah, forget that one. My friends say I have ADD.

What the hell is wrong with me? Yeah. What a great song. All right, thought that would be a fun game to play since we're in the same room. Yeah, and it was. It'll be really hard to do that on a Zoom. Right, and anybody listening won't see the lyrics,

so they're just gonna hear us kind of like singing really bad. Yeah, I guess I never thought about it that way. That's fair. Well, let's take a break. Bye. Alright, we're back. Yes, yes. Let's finish this off with another classic. Okay.

One of our favorites, and one of your least favorites. Oh. This is the game where I slap you in the face repeatedly until you faint. That's right. Actually, let's just play the age game. Yeah, okay.

We need a number 40 through 60. Casey? Let's do 40 through 60, 51. Nailed it. 51, nice. Who's 51? Who's 51? So we're gonna ask Siri for celebrity ages and whoever gets 51 first gets to, what do you think? Gets, oh, whoever gets,

how about if you win, you get to slap the other person's hand hard. Okay, cool. Back of the hand though. Back of the hand? Yeah, so I go boom, like that. I don't want that. You don't, so just win. Yeah. So when okay cool, and if I win you owe me lunch

I think I've won with this one before 51 Tom DeLong I'm sorry, how old is Tom DeLong? Tom DeLong is 49 years old Give me your hand. You got it, you lose. Okay. How old is Vivek Ramaswamy? Vivek Ramaswamy is 39 years old.

39? Jesus Christ, good on him. Holy shit. How old is Marco Rubio? How old is Marco Rubio? Marco Rubio is 53 years old. Ooh, close. Let me have your hand.

Yeah. How old is Adam Scott? Adam Scott is 51 years old. Wow. Hit me! That was fast. Hit me! God, I feel like I should get to hit you a little bit more than once.

Why? Because you got it really fast and I also didn't think he was 51? Yeah, you were skeptical, right? Hit me, but really light. Oh my God! Oh light Wait I forgot you can try to match me. Oh, yeah. Oh Dax Shepard, it's really good who I have one. I think with two years ago when he was 49 How old is Dax Shepard? Dax Shepard?

Dax Shepard is 50 years old. Wow. Well, he just turned 50. He just turned 50. Okay, I think I remember winning when he was 49. Yeah. But I didn't know. Should we try one more age real quick? Since that's a great.

Yeah, but it's not first lap, because I'm not gonna let you do that to me again. What if you win? Then I get to punch you in the dick. I mean, we're actually, regardless of what happens. Okay, new age, 40 through 60, Casey? 44. Wow. 44.

The Vec. Very nice. I forget how old he was. I think it was 44. Wasn't he 39? How old is Josh Radnor? Josh Radnor is 50 years old. Eric Trump. 44 is almost me.

How old is Eric Trump? Eric Trump is 41 years old. Well, get on him. Don't. I'm begging you, man. How old is Mila Kunis? Nice. Mila Kunis is 41 years old. Oh, my age.

How old is Laura Prepon? Siri, how old is Laura Prepon? Doesn't know who that is. Okay, then I'll go with, who's that lady that's in Russian Doll? That's a pass. No, it's a pass. Obviously a pass for now.

Who's the guy that played Stifler? Sean William Scott. Sean William Scott. Siri, how old is Sean William Scott? Sean William Scott is 48 years old. 48. What about Stifler's mom? Jennifer Coolidge.

She's 44, right? Here's what I found. No! 44 is oddly young, borderline my age. I have to think of like- Not young. Yeah, but like, actors who were my age. I have to think of like- Not young. Yeah, but like actors who were my age when I was watching me were me. Who's slightly older than me?

Any of your peers. Who are you in Harold and Kumar with, man? Older people. Oh, how old is Jonah Hill? Ooh, that's good is Jonah Hill? Ooh, that's good. Jonah Hill is 41 years old. Well, not that good though.

How old is Chris Evans, Siri? How old is Chris Evans? Chris Evans is 43 years old. Fuck! How old is Kieran Culkin? Younger. Kieran Culkin? Younger. Kieran Culkin is 42 years old. How old is Chris Hemsworth?

Siri, how old is Chris Helmsworth? Chris Hemsworth is 41 years old. Damn, Young Kai.worth is 41 years old. Damn, wow. Young Kai. Everyone is 41. How old is Luke Hemsworth? How old is Luke Hemsworth?

Luke Hemsworth is 44 years old. That was me, that was me, it was my turn. You could do it open-ended. High five. How weird is that we kept choosing people who were exactly my age for now, 41. Interesting. Although in the time this comes out, I'll be 42.

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