IHIP News - Are These MAGA Politicians Secretly Gay Hypocrites?

Episode Date: September 28, 2025

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MAGA has a major closeted gay male problem. It is busting at the seams, you guys. And I think this is one of the reasons why they're acting so crazy. We all know, Grindr exploded after Charlie Kirk's funeral. Everybody's up there praising Jesus and going out and doing gay stuff at night. Same thing at the RNC. So Kylie, the producer of our show, has been doing some research, and she has some things to share with us, Kylie. Hi.

Hi, Kylie. Okay, so we've got a little slide show. Okay. It's a few mega politicians and influencers who are anti-LGBQA plus that the internet report to be allegedly secretly gay. And today, the most important word is allegedly. So I did deep dives on four politicians on Reddit and on Twitter and went deep. and first we're going to go with the Secretary of State

Marco Rubio really so here's who Marco is right he wants to undo gay marriage he wants to end LGBTQ plus protections he calls the gay marriage bill a stupid waste of time

on Reddit I found this someone post you can't forget about Marco Rubio he and a friend were arrested in the 90s for engaging in presumably illegal activities at Brickle Park after dark

All charges were eventually dropped. The park is cited as being a gay cruising area, and his friend that he was with, Angel Barrios, would later become involved in gay porn. This is an article on it. Marco Rubio's childhood friend tied to Miami's most infamous gay porn case. So he got caught cruising and he got arrested for this. I found the records. I heard this. I did not know.

This makes so much sense to me because Mark, Mark, Rubeo's about face, being on, you know, a serious senator that knew that Russia was our adversary. And this goes, for me, this working theory that I've had in my mind, that the secret, closeted, repressed gayness, that it, it's making like J.D. Vance, a little smoky, of course. And little Marco had, I had never heard this before, but this makes sense. And I want to be crystal clear, everybody, I, gay people are the kindest, nicest, most honest people I know because they have had to do work and overcome all of the judgment and religious judgment from their families, their pastors, society. And if somebody is in the closet in a passive way, it's not my business and I have empathy for them. But allegedly Marco Rubio is in the closet. And what do you say about gay marriage, Kylie?

He says it's a stupid waste of time. Stupid waste of time. And so, you know, Kylie, you had to come out. Kylie's a lesbian, everybody. She had to come out in, you know, conservative, religious, family culture. And how do you feel about this, these DL MAGA people? I will say I understand how someone can get to the point of never being able to come out. It's terrifying when you come from a family with that background.

But I think at some point, it's agency over yourself. Like, you just have to make that decision. And then the reason that I have no issue with outing these deal men is because, like you said, they're turning on other people. That's the line. That's the difference. They're actively trying to oppress the community while secretly, you know, engaging in the life that they want and then wake up in the morning and say they think gay marriage is stupid. That makes a lot of sense. What do you think about Marco?

Here's the thing. We talk about how he looks soulless and he's compromised every value and he just seems mad. This tracks because he can't be who he wants to be. And so he has to talk and be ugly about what he wants most, which is to be free of shame. He's just riddled with shame. This doesn't surprise me at all. But I'm, I mean, this doesn't shock me at all. But I'm surprised it's not more mainstream.

out there. And I have more on him. Oh. So this is a Reddit user in the same thread. They say, I know people who have had sex with Rubio. It's an open secret in Texas. And then when you dive even deeper, someone did a deep dive on his past. So here is an image from 1989. Marka Rubio is in the center here, shirtless with a bunch of shirtless men, dancing and singing in a South Miami troop that combined the Chippendales with the village people. And then we have an image, allegedly, of Marco Rubio at a Miami foam party. Okay? And this says, although he is obscured by the man in front of him, Marco Rubio is believed to be

in this 1995 photo of a gay South Beach foam party held at the Warsaw ballroom. Rubio claims he met his wife at one such foam party in 1995. Well, I'll say neither one of those pictures. are convincing to me, but the arrest record. Yeah, that's more case. And then, you know, in the parks and having a lot of gay friends myself, I know that parks are a part of kind of that hookup culture. That makes a lot of sense.

And we live in the Bible Belt, and I could name me three parks where men go after work before they go home to be with other men. And here's the deal. It's hard for me to believe Marco Rubio's body was ever as good as one, that Chippendale's picture. Yeah, but I mean, youth is pretty significant. him for the body. Okay, now up next, we're going to talk about former Vice President Mike Pence.

And I've got a little background on him that'll touch on this issue before we go into why we think he's gay. Vice President Mike Pence calls his wife Karen, mother, and sometimes mother, mother, Mother does not allow father to attend events with alcohol without her being present. Mother does not allow father to have dinner with another woman. In fact, mother does not allow father to be alone in a room with another woman. Mother is an art teacher at Emmanuel Christian School, which requires employees to affirm in writing that they will not engage in homosexual, sexual acts, or have a transgender identity.

Okay, so we all know about mother. And it's known as well that he is not allowed in spaces alone with other women or allowed to go out on his home drinking. And this is why. Got to talk about this Mike Pence clip and a campaign stop in Iowa. All right. You want me to work that for you? Wait, all right. Just get a photo.

Just get a photo. We got to keep moving. Would you like it, right? Or you got to keep moving. Uh, they said I got to keep moving. Okay. This is a little bigger than my John Deere. Thank you very much.

Oh, my God. I mean, that's really gay. It's a lot bigger than my John Deere. Yeah. That whole mother thing was always just so crazy. And then the thing is, mother was off base. She shouldn't have let him let with it even. especially on tractors.

There's such a fine line between like cowboys that wear the skin-tight wrangler jeans and the, you know, the start shirt and the belt buckles and they're riding all this stuff and kind of talk like that. And then in gayness. The same thing with cowgirls and lesbians. It's a real fine line. A lot of like cowgirls when I go to a small town,

I'm like, are they gay or are they just cowgirls? Do you have this problem, Kylie? Yeah. And the cowboy gay crossover where we're from is imminent. They had gay cowboy bars. Yeah. Yeah.

I used to go with my friend Drew. We would go and you would see the two step in and the whole nine. It was really, it was a blast. The place was called saddle trams. Back when I was younger and fun, we'd go in there and drink and smoke cigarettes and watch the gay man two step. It was a blast. Okay. Okay.

Next we've got Josh Holly. Oh, 100%. And we'll leave this all day long. So just to kick it off, here's his stance on the LGBTQ. Who's dividing America is the radical left? And that's why I say to you, we don't need less Christian influence in our society. We don't need less Christian witness in our society. We need more in every part of government, in every part of society.

You know what we ought to do? We ought to take the pride flag out of schools and put the Bible back in. All right. So I would like to enter into evidence photo number one. Oh, yeah. In my case against Josh Hawley. That's the kicker, you guys. Yeah.

Of Kansas City Chiefs who said that women need to submit to their husband and not go to college and stay at home. And this to me is, it looks like a gay engagement photo. A hundred percent. I mean, there's no question. Okay. And then number two. So the New York Times did a profile on Josh. and they interviewed old friends and classmates.

And they described a poster above his bed. And he says it's an anti-abortion poster. So this says Josh Hawley had a poster above his bed in college. It was a gay poster. Above his head, he hung a sepia-toned poster of a shirtless male model cradling a newborn. And he says it reflects anti-abortion. So we're going to look at the poster here. This photo was above his bed.

Yeah, I mean, that's just totally. They sell that at, like, Christian shops so the gay men can put that on their wall and say that. They do? No, I'm just saying, obviously, they do. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, and then my last piece of evidence for him is this photo. Oh, yeah. Of Josh Hawley kissing his wife.

So the entire internet read it, he is the number one hit when you say DL.Magamon. Yeah, I mean, to me, Josh Holly, I have an astronomical gaitar pang. the desire for he and Harrison Bucker to do a photo shoot was interesting. But prior to that, I thought he was gay. I didn't. I just, I just, I thought he was gay forever. And Josh says, we're fighting for you. At some point, you might be able to come out of the closet.

And I just want you to know that we're fighting to keep your rights secure. And you're going to have to do a big apology to her buddy. Yeah. Sis, you're going to have to really, really, really go on an apology tour. Okay, then the last one we're going to get to today. We've touched on a little bit, but it's MAGA influencer Benny Johnson. Oh, yeah.

So the internet has a lot of theories about him. And I'm going to start with at Nero Post. Which happy go lucky podcast hosts gets trashed and has sex with young boys in the latter's hotel rooms at Turning Point conferences, leaving his wife weeping in the arms of other men downstairs amid the A-Pack leaflets and trestle tables. And then he writes, his initials are BJ, and that's how a thousand,

20-year-old male turning point volunteers will remember him. I mean, here's the thing. I believe this 100%. And especially after Charlie Kirk's murder and the large funeral

that they had in Arizona, we all know that Grindr went bananas, and I just think that sadly, organizations like TurningPoint CPAC and MAGA are a place for closeted gay people that have really judgmental hateful parents and they're terrified that they can go into these communities and there's a whole underbelly of gay shit that goes on that's completely accepted within that MAGA movement

like I wonder is what's going on with Marco Rubio and a little smoky right now right They travel a lot together. Like, this is the way I envision this, Kylie and Pump's. I envision that like the public facing is we're anti-gay, we're Christians, raw, raw, cis, boombago, Jesus. And then behind that, it's like there's a whole trap door where they're all out of the closet together in these MAGA organizations, whether it be turning point or the Republican National Convention. I bet there's a stage that they're pretty brazen about. it like all these you know he's and he's praying on these turning point recruits of Charlie Kirk's yeah and I do think this is a as much a religious issue because they

think that it's a sin and so they condemn gay people and they give them so much shame I mean it's it's really sad yeah okay so Benny Johnson before he was a MAGA influencer he worked for BuzzFeed and he was fired for plagiarism so here is allegedly a co-worker of his from BuzzFeed. And they post, I made out with Benny Johnson in an empty dressing room at BuzzFeed holiday party in 2013. It haunts me to this day. Anyway, it's funny that he's done literally everything but come out of the closet. Men will literally become traders to their country rather than go to therapy. And then I've saved the best for the very last. This is, and I've seen many reports of this, what I think is a now deleted headline of Benny's time at BuzzFeed.

And it says, let's be honest, straight guys. We all like butt stuff. What? I mean, you know, I just, I agree. I think Pumps is right. There's a religious component to all of this. And you saw where mother had to sign, the school that she taught at, you have to sign this anti-gay, anti-trans stuff. And we can report that's very, very.

real. And the sad thing about it is there are gay kids going to school at schools like this all over the United States. And then they get through shame and the prey the gay away and they're terrorized and religiously abused. They slip into, you know, this movement. And then they end up finding others. And then they're corrupted like Little Smokey and Marco Rubio, allegedly. But I just, I think you guys at the core of a bunch of this hyper-masculinity or a bunch of D.L. Magamon. 100%. All right. That's all we have. Kylie, thank you so much for putting that together for us. And please buy our book, Life is the Lazy Susan of Shit Sandwiches. It is linked below in the show notes.

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