IHIP News - Disaster Day Keeps Getting Worse for Trump; Karoline Slammed After Shocking Admission

Episode Date: August 28, 2026

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The pathological propagandist liar, Caroline Levitt, is celebrating her last day as press secretary and I join her in celebrating. Let's play the clip. It did turn out to be true. He looks forward to watching the game tonight and we look forward to the United States beating our soon-to-be-fif first state, Canada. What a knee-slapper. I mean, what an absolute knee-slapper. That was hilarious, Caroline. I mean, you would think that maybe you had a serious job.

I mean, that's just, that is so embarrassing. That is so, that is the White House Press Secretary talking about one of our allies, the disrespect, the normalization of the disrespect. And she did all of that while she wears her Christian cross, lying to the American public, eroding democracy. And then Trump has basically, I don't know if this is dementia,

or broken clock is right twice a day, He basically re-truth or regrammed somebody that posted the following. Pop this up. It's so crazy. Okay. Matt Van Swal tweets, I don't think the GOP fully grasp how badly they are fucking up right now. I'm talking about people who normally have zero interest in politics who are legitimately pissed off.

They are not seeing the major reform they thought would happen. and are really mad about it, retweeted by Donald Trump. I don't know what's going on there. I think it's just like a boomer with a smartphone. But I think Matt Van Swal, who is a total maga thumper, is 100% right. I mean, the Republicans have royally screwed the pooch on this. The only difference between this Republican administration and all of the others, if they screwed everything up in a much quicker rate.

The acceleration rate is so much higher. Then as we move along here, we have Levitt responding to Trump's post. So she's still on the job a little bit today. Play the clip. You still like him. But at this point, is the president washing his hands of Republicans? The president is wholeheartedly committed to helping Republicans across the board retain the majority.

And I think voters across the country will be presented. with a contrast, but you're presented with a contrast, like dipshit dementia or somebody who is alive and cognizant and likes democracy. This is just, can you imagine all the covering up, all the lying, all the pretzling, the moral gymnastics, the mental gymnastics that all of these people surrounding him have to do on a daily basis. I mean, it's just, and they must be in love, because there's no way I could do that unless I was go-go-go-go-go-go-go. in love. It's just insane. But speaking of insane, you guys, this is hilarious. Ted Cruz admits that he has a small penis. Pop this up. So he retweets somebody that has posted a picture of

a clip of Dolly Parton singing. And he retweets it and writes legend. And then he does the crying emoji, the heart emoji, and the prayer emoji. The only problem with this retweet is the account that originally tweeted the clip is called Ted Cruz's tiny dick. And Ted Cruz retweeted it. And then, of course, somebody in his office was like, hey, you've got a problem here. You need to take that down. But I just want to remind everybody that super patriot, super American Patriot, Ted Cruz, born in Canada, by the way. Not that I care, but they care about that stuff. On 9-11 one year, he liked a porn tweet, and it was some pretty nasty porn, and he went ahead and liked it, and he blamed the whole thing on a staffer or an intern, which we all know Ted did it.

And so Ted has a lot of problems on the internet. All right, let's move on to Moses Mike Grindr Johnson. he is actually out campaigning for the midterms and says Trump is on the ballot in November. And I say, do it. I want little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson doing all 50 states. Get his ass out there. Let's get him promoting his brand of leadership, which basically is this. Hey, do you want me to put my balls in your right desk drawer or your left desk drawer, Mr. President? So let's play the clip.

We're going to talk about what we've done for the people. And then the president's going to look right in the camera and say, I am on the ballot. Okay, because even though his name isn't, right, his administration, his legacy, the American First agenda is. It's just hilarious, Mike. I mean, what a pussy this guy is. I mean, I think out of all the people around Donald Trump, this one, like he's a speaker of the house. Think about like back when Nancy Pelosi was the speaker of the house where you liked her or didn't like her, she was. in charge. She had power and she wielded it every day. She had boss, bitch, big dick energy at all

times. And now we have this little pipsqueak. I mean, this is the speaker of the house. Donald Trump's definitely going to be on the ballot. I mean, it's so pathetic. And also the crowd, LOL. Does you hear like maybe one person laughing and zero clapping? All right. Also, billionaire coin base CEO, Brian Armstrong, goes on Katie Miller's podcast. to explain why charity is actually a bad thing. Play the clip. The common view is that philanthropy is like this noble cause. And, you know, like Bill Gates after the DOJ thing,

he's like, I'm going to go rehabilitate my image and do philanthropy. I guess I have sort of a contrarian view, which is like a lot of charities and philanthropies are actually net negative on the world. And they get captured. It's actually remarkably hard to find a foundation that has not gotten captured by ideas. ideology. I mean, it's wild to be a part of the magimove. Empathy's a problem. Jesus Christ is a problem if you're a Christian because he was dark-skinned and radical empath hated the accumulation of wealth. And now philanthropy is a problem. And who else mirrors this stuff? Elon Musk, all of these tech

oligarchs, they don't give to anything. This is why Dolly Parton has been so wildly celebrated right now because she gave a shit. She put her money where her mouth was. These guys are greedy, lazy people that would be nothing without the United States taxpayer and how they feel about their patriotism is to say, you're so lucky that I live in your country. I should be entitled not to pay taxes, really, truly the grossest among us. And Elon Musk, of course, responds to this, pop this up. He's right. I mean, Elon Musk, I just want to remind everybody, was an illegal immigrant, now legal citizen, but initially was an illegal immigrant. And he would be nothing without government contracts, government subsidies. Yet he sits in Texas in some bunker somewhere,

and he acts like he's a victim. And he acts like he's a victim of immigrants. And it's like, dude you're the immigrant you're like when i can think of all the immigrants in the united states that has caused the most trouble for our country number one Elon musk the most problematic immigrant the country has ever had you're it buddy you are a self poster for self deportation like if you announce hi i'm Elon musk and i'm going to deport myself right now in one of my spaceships everybody would spontaneously go out into the streets and celebrate like big time i can only think of one other event that could happen that would have a bigger celebration than that announcement. I'll leave that to your imaginations what that is.

But Elon, seriously, nobody likes you. Deport yourself. Deport yourself. Put your actions where your mouth is. You don't like immigrants, then deport yourself from the United States of America because we hate your guts. And then Greg Bevino, and y'all might remember, Greg Bevino is the little guy that worked for the Department of Homeland Security. And he was always trotting around in his Hitler.

like SS style outfits, right, acting like he was a big boy and he had his cowboy hat on and all this stuff. Well, he no longer has the job he had anymore. I don't know if he has anything to do with the fact that his agency was shooting people in the face with no due process, that he was part of a cold-blooded killing squad. I don't, or I mean, I don't know why, but he has gone on to Tucker's podcast to shed some light on it. So let's take a listen. Tucker, this is the greatest issue, greatest threat that our nation has faced since its founding. The administration didn't want you to have security. Why? I think to silence me because sounds you like gets you killed because that's what it sounds like.

Do I think they want me dead at this point? Yes. Oh my God. The Trump administration wants to kill Greg Bevino. Who would have ever guessed it that they don't give a shit about you, Greg? They don't give a shit about anybody. You're just a stupid puppet to go enact Stephen Miller's idea of pornography, which is watching dipshit, inferior people like you, bully brown-skinned people. That's what gets him off. And the minute you're no longer useful, the minute you're no longer popular, they will discard you.

And according to you, kill you? Okay. I mean, I would say this sounds far-fetched, but considering who your bosses were, it really doesn't. But then Bovino tweets this. I sat down with Tucker and told him what they didn't want said out loud. I was removed by status quo bureaucrats for going hard. The war should be fought on American soil.

You are being gaslit. They want you to think mass deportations are happening. They're not. It's theater. Watch the interview. Then decide which movie you're in. Why do they all say the stupid shit like this? Why do they all of Mag? Why do they all communicate like this? All right. I don't know if that was a great

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