IHIP News - JD Vance Admits to Hoping Trump's Death is Soon?

Episode Date: August 29, 2025

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Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.ca slash Wondery. That's audible.ca slash Wondery. Failed drag queen, smoky-eye sociopath, JD, just dance, bans, who for expediency and efficiency and spite, I will from now on refer to as Lil Smokey, pun intended on the Lil Smokey. He knows, you guys, he knows because they've told Trump, because Trump's talking about, I've got to get into heaven, people say I'm not doing well, the dementia's on fleek, we've got muffin top cancels, we've got the bruising on the hands, everybody in their nose that the curtains are about to close on this guy. And J.D. Vance is right there, chomping at the bit, ready to get in, put up this tweet from Newswire. Vance says he's ready to be president while praising Trump's health. This is what they do. Praising Trump's hell, but also I'm ready to be president.

Maga movement is always an exercise and contradiction. And that is on purpose. It is on purpose to say, we're the party of law and order. And then you have a convicted felon that pardons felons. They on purpose say, oh, these masked agents, they have to have masks over their face because otherwise they're gonna get docks. When the biggest doxer on the planet

Donald Trump that docks the judiciary, his opponents, anybody that speaks out against him. And Little Smokey is escalating the gas lighting, and he is going after Mamdani. Zoran Mamdani in New York, play the video. Does Mondami, when you hear him speak, is this a man who feels gratitude for the United States of America? Is this a man who feels grateful for all of the opportunities, the incredible bounty of this country? I don't know the guy, but my sense is he's had a very good life in this country. It would be nice for him to occasionally show a sense of gratitude instead of just attacking the United States for all of its problems. You bring up. Pumps ripping.

I'm so confused on why J.D. Vance thinks everybody needs to thank him all the time. What in the fuck is he talking about the ones? He didn't say thank you. Mondami doesn't say thank you. Like, shut up. You betrayed your city. I mean, I'm sorry, your state when you wrote Hillbilly Elegy and did all that, then you ran. and out got queer eyed by Peter Thiel, you can't fucking wait for Donald Trump to die. Jady Vance, this was all part of the oligarchy plan, and you're in there doing the bidding. So he's praising Trump's health as he has a hard dick about ascending to the presidency. Has he ever been grateful for immigration that he got a wife, wife he maybe allegedly loves? I mean, I don't know.

I've heard him kind of talk about it's not her problem that she's white. Has he not been grateful for multiculturalism that he has multicultural children? I've never heard any gratitude about that. All I've heard him is demean immigrants. All I've heard is him proper thinly veiled racist attacks. All I've seen him do is support criminals. All I've seen him do is try to uphold the erosion

of the rule of law. This guy, it's projection because he has no gratitude for anything because he hasn't had to work hard. He had a net worth pumps, $1 million from Hillbilly Elegie. Peter Thiel and the other evil oligarchs needed someone that they could own. They take J.D. Vance. Now he's worth over $10 million. He is nothing short of a little smoky sociopath prostitute.

That's just what he is, like so many politicians. And here's Little Smoky. This guy who, there is video after video after video. of him describing how Trump is corrupt, how he's crazy, how he's a threat to democracy. And J.D. Vance has the gall and the audacity to get on camera and talk about authenticity. And let's let's sink in.

He is the most inauthentic prostitute in the American government right now. Will Smoky is. And he has the fucking audacity to speak about authenticity as though he is an expert. He is an expert on it. Play the clip. Having up humor. Gavin Newsom sure thinks he's a comedian these days on social media. And so does much of the left. His polling numbers have gone way up since he started mimicking President Trump on social media.

Yeah. What do you make of Governor Newsom? I make a Governor Newsom that you said he's mimicking Donald Trump. And I think it's exactly right. The lesson of Donald Trump, the lesson of President Trump in American politics is you've got to be authentic to yourself. And when I see Gavin Newsom trying to act like Donald Trump, that's the opposite of authenticity. He's not trying to be Gavin Newsom, whoever that is. He's trying to be a copy of Donald Trump, and it just doesn't work. You can't, you can't mimic the king. You can't mimic the master. You ought to just go and be yourself.

And I think that the American people would like that a lot more than a cheap invitation of the President of United States. Okay. Nobody. Nobody is trying to mimic Trump more than a little smoky. And furthermore, Gavin Newsom is not mimicking. He's mocking relentlessly, and it is a layup and his approval ratings are rising. But J.D. Vance, everything that he said there, the lack of self-awareness and the statement that you and I say a lot of times, you can't shame the shameless. That's why he's our little smoky sociopath.

This is a man that is a failed drag queen. He tried to be a drag queen. Pictures are all over the internet. He failed at it. So what does he do? He starts hating what he didn't have the authenticity to be or the courage to be. This man is evil. He is more organized and more ambitious than Donald Trump.

He's more connected with people who have far more nefarious intents. And he is waiting in the lurch, ready to pounce into the presidency. And I believe, viewer, I believe. I believe they know Kanks is about to drop dead. Alex Jones gives him within 12 months with I think is generous. And they have to militarize and get big balls and all these other freaks close to all the voting machines so that they can do whatever they can to keep their evil super majority. And think about this.

This is what drives me fucking crazy growing up in a Republican red state our whole lives. The founders, the Constitution, freedom, America, land of opportunity. All that shit, they never talk about anymore because that's not what they want anymore. They want a dictatorship. They want to control thought. They want to control other human beings. They want to control it for everyone other than white men with money. And let's just remember, Usha Vance is a second generation immigrant.

But here's a couple of things I just want to say. J.D. Vance, were you authentic when you call Trump America's Hitler? Are you authentic now that you kiss his... ass and jd vance are you thankful for sephora are you thankful every day have you called out thank you for eyeliner because where is the fucking gratitude for sephora i've had it oh my god that's so good he has no gratitude no gratitude for so where's it every this man is a failed drag queen and he sits and hey you know god only knows what he had to do with peter too to increase his net worth.

Oh, well, I think we can all figure it out. Yeah. And let's just remember, you guys, this is the party that crashed Grindr twice. This is the party whose leader tried to give a microphone a blowjob. This is a party whose leader, who's so authentic, was Trump authentic when he was talking about the size of Arnold Palmer's cock with glee and utter excitement.

I mean, literally foaming at the mouth, he's so excited. It's unbelievable these people. And it's not the gay stuff, it's not the bisexual stuff, not the eyeliner. We support all of that, freedom of expression. We actually believe in that. It's the hypocrisy and being cruel to people that in secret you truly are. Lastly, the Lincoln Project is still around and they know how to occupy real estate in the MAGA movement because they used to be Republicans.

they got to Trump, and it was an absolute no. And they're making videos like this about little smoky and kinks. Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that Senator J.D. Vance has the overwhelming support of this convention to be the next vice president of the United States. Who has heard the poem called The Snake? On her way to work. one morning down the path along the lake a tender-hearted woman saw a poor half-frozen steak take me in oh tender woman take me in for heaven's sake take me in oh tender

woman sighed the vicious snake I can't stomach Trump I think that he's notches she clutched him to her bosom you're so beautiful she cried but instead of saying thank you that snake gave her a vicious bite hello Christians everyone is watching us when we apologize for this man Lord help us I have saved you cried the woman and you've bitten me heavens why you've fundamentally divisive arrogant you know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die he's leading our political discourse to a very negative place oh shut up silly woman said the reptile with a grin

might be America's Hitler, might be a cynical, a-hole. You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in. I'm a never Trump guy. I never liked him. Here's the thing. Trump is the most paranoid motherfucker on the planet. And we know authoritarian surround themselves with incompetent people because that means they can still be the star. This shit with Trump is going to make him crazy. And here's the thing. Oh, yes, this with, with Vance and now Vance is coming out saying this.

This is going to make Trump bananas and I'm here for it. I'm 100% here for it. We are set. Thanks. We need to keep highlighting what J.D. Vance is doing and who he's colluding with because he is an inauthentic little snake. All right. that's all we have for today like and subscribe we'll see you all later pumps and i need to share with everybody that we have written a book it's called life

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