IHIP News - JD Vance Gets Screwed By Trump and Rubio After Devastating Defeat in Hungary

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

Hungarians went to the polls and ousted Christian nationalist Dictator Viktor Orban, and the Trump admin is not happy. Use code IHIPNEWS at https://jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Shimmer Face Oil with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #adOrder our new book, join our Substack, shop our merch, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

droves of people turned out in Budapest and all over Hungary to vote in an election that was too big to rig and they ousted dictator Victor Orban. And here's just a little pop up the headline, Kylie. Hungary's Victor Orban, ally of Trump and Putin, concedes election defeat with record turnout, Hungarians chose to end the 16-year rule of prime minister who was a self-proclaimed champion of illiberal Christian democracy. And here's how important this is. Victor Orban has been the blueprint, the proof that leaders can slowly dismantle democracy from the inside and stay in power forever. His model spread across Europe and the United States of America. Orban's playbook was the literal blueprint for Project 2025. The Heritage Foundation worked directly with Orban's allies,

in Hungary, CPAC held conferences in Budapest three times. This blueprint lost last night in a landslide. So I want you to remember this to all of my American viewers. When you hear the MAGA movement, the conservative movement, the Heritage Foundation say, we love America, we're patriots, they look to two-bit dictators in Hungary for inspiration. Two-bit dictators that cannot even cling on to power despite rigging it every single place they can. And the fact that when you constantly give people the choice for democracy, they always end up voting for it should tell you everything you need to know about what's going to happen in these midterms. But here is how important this defeat is. Vance and Netanyahu's son both campaigned for Victor Orban. Popped this up. Netanyahu

sent his son to campaign for Orban. Netanyahu sent a personal video to Orban's rally. Orban just lost by 14 points the biggest landslide in Hungarian democratic history. Why did Netanyahu care so much? Because Orban was the only EU leader who vetoed sanctions on Israel every single time. The veto is gone. The ICC withdrawal is reversed. The EU firewall is dead. Israel's own Annette News headline two days ago, if Orban falls, Israel could lose its EU firewall. He didn't just fail. He was buried. And let's talk about why J.D. Vance jumped into this. I have a theory. I think Donald Trump is rap-fucking J.D. Vance every single chance he can. get. He doesn't like it that all of these oligarchs picked him and put him in power. And J.D. Vance has

tried to distance himself from Trump on the Iranian war. And Trump wants to rat fuck Vance so badly, which is really, really easy to do because everything that J.D. Vance turns to shit. Pop this up. All right, here is a polymarket betting odds. So you have Will. Victor Orban win. And you see where when J.D. Vance enters the opponent, Peter Mayer, he just completely skyrockets up. And so this is the J.D. Vance effect. Victor Orban, sad, limp penis, right when J.D. Vance arrives in Budapest. And this came a day after J.D. Vance failed in negotiations to come to an agreement in Iran. Pop this up. 21 hours in Pakistan, how Vance tried and felled to end a war he opposed.

Vice President J.D. Vance led the highest level talks between the United States and Iran in nearly 50 years. So why did Trump send J.D. Vance? Why? Well, I think I have a little theory here. If you remember a week ago, Maggie Haberman with the New York Times, put out an article about how Benjamin Netanyahu, who was sitting in the situation room. And everybody went around the table and said, yes, let's go to Warner Inn, except for J.D. Vance, because J.D. Vance wants to be president, and he is America's biggest prostitute.

He believes nothing. He won't even stand up for his wife and kids. And so Trump's like, oh, he came out of that article looking good. Send his ass over to Pakistan. I'm going to rat fuck him. Send his ass over. Victor Orban's going to get beat. Make J.D. Vance be the face of America.

failure. And so this is what happens in the Trump regime. And all of this happened against the backdrop of Trump attending a UFC fight with Marco Rubio. And so we remember when we had Professor Ruth Ben Guillaught on our show. She's been on twice. And she said that autocrats oftentimes divide and rule. They will take their two apparent successors and play them against each other. And that's what Trump is doing. He's rat fucking Vance and bringing out his little show pony, Marco Rubio. So pop up this video, Kylie. So here comes Trump and his daughter and all the Krusty McChusties walking into this UFC fight while we're at war. So imagine if Akamela Harris, Joe Biden, Barack Obama was at a UFC fight, thirst trapping for applause.

And so if that isn't bad enough, we've got Trump sounding, well, I'm just, I'm going to let you guys just play it, Kylie. This is pretty interesting. When they're talking about it. I'll give you a hot of you. It's so good. You are so fighter. Thank you, man. So there's Trump talking to this fighter, an attractive man, objectively attractive.

Trump's patting him on the thigh. You're too good looking to be a fighter. You should be a model. This on the foothills of just during the campaign, he was striking familiarity, tried to give a microphone a blowjob. He appears to always tell all of these dictators, you know, the guy from Syria and the crown prince of Saudi Arabia,

how attractive they are, how strong and attractive they are, not to mention the absolute two, back-to-back fan-girling over Zora and mom Donnie. And so, I mean, this guy is so weird, all right? Like, we have, I mean, this to me seems kind of, you know, homoerotic. And I don't really care about that. But in the brosphere, they're all about like being manly, being masculine.

And this is their guy, which I don't have any issue with him telling the guy, hey, you're really attractive. You shouldn't be a fighter touching his thigh. I don't really care about that, but I would imagine the Joe Rogans, the Pete Hegsess, you know, all of these major, massive tough guys would be like, well, that's gay, which I don't care if it's gay or not, but it just, it does seem kind of like it is. But I'll just, I'll leave you all to draw your own conclusions there. And Rick Wilson is suggesting that Vance's failures might be ushering in a Rubio nomination.

Pop this up. J.D. Vance is having a bad weekend, his boy Orban, going down and a complete flop on the Iran negotiations. VP Rubio, here we come. Okay, so here's the thing. I think that Trump will rat fuck Rubio next. I think he vacillates back and forth. He doesn't want anyone to feel like they could be the successor because he does, he thinks he's Jesus Christ, as we reported earlier. he is the country's Lord and Personal Savior. So anybody who gets any sort of spotlight, he's going to rat fuck. Christy Noam. She wanted a $200 million ad campaign to talk about how great she is,

be able to dress up in costumes. He rat fucked Christy Noam. And then we know all about Big Titty Brian. It sounds like that was probably all going to drop anyway. But Rubio, Marco Rubio is an interesting case. study because this is a man who foreign policy-wise was the typical Republican strength. We need strong national security. And he was clear-eyed on Putin. He was clear-eyed on a lot of foreign policy stuff. And now he is getting all liquored up at this UFC fight with Donald Trump. And he is

the Secretary of State. The fact that he wasn't in Pakistan. with the vice president is very, very, very significant. This is a sabotage of J.D. Vance. It is Ratfuck 101. But also they sent J.D. Vance to detract from the fact that Wittkoff and Kushner are there. Whitkoff and Kushner are the ones that are doing all of the negotiations. And then Trump sends a puppet to ratfuck. He's done this with Marco Rubio.

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But here's Lickered Up Lil Marco with Trump, flashing up 305. I don't know what's going on. If you keep this up for just a second, to me, this is petty, but why not? Does it look like he has a little bit of orange makeup on Kylie and Ryan? Are you seeing a Cheeto dusting on Rubio? So I don't know how that got there. I don't know if Trump did his makeup and the limousine ride on the way over there. But hide and watch in the next two weeks, Rubio is going to get rat fucked.

He is spiraling Donald Trump. He does not want anybody to seem like a savior. He will make sure everybody looks bad. And he puts these little puppets in place while the real rat fuckers who are rat fucking us are Jared Kushner. and Whitkoff, who are making billions hand over fist with our national security and the credibility of the United States of America and the military of the United States of America that we've all had to pay our fair share of taxes into. These guys are profiting off of all of that. And most of all, Donald Trump is profiting off of it. All right, that's all we have. Stay tuned.

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