IHIP News - Kash Patel Fighting with MAGA Over Girlfriend Scandal, Uses Tax Dollars on Date Night

Episode Date: November 3, 2025

The worst qualified person to ever hold a national position is using his newly found power to date young country singers on the taxpayer dime. Order our new book, join our Substack, shop our merch, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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just a complete disaster. Scott Bessent was on TV the other day telling everybody he was a soybean and I can go on at Chrissy Nome, killed her dog. Cank says, great, I'll take you. So here we have Cash Patel and put up this headline. The FBI director is in the hot seat for reportedly joyriding on government planes. Cash fumes MAGA for not defending his $60 million FBI. jet date. So Pumps, here's the deal. His 26-year-old girlfriend fancies herself a musician and she was singing at some wrestling match and he used the government plane. Remember waste, fraud, and abuse everybody. They're so, yeah. No waste fraud and abuse here. Go watch this gal sing at a wrestling match. Okay, here's the thing. First of all, a wrestling match, ooh, but okay, that's not the point.

These people abuse every single thing they do. There's no such thing as an expense account while you're working, an expense account for personal expenses. This administration and the people in it are going to take every single dollar from the U.S. taxpayer because they don't give a shit about anybody but themselves and pleasing Donald Trump. Full stop. All right. Moving along, Cash Patel after this fires an FBI veteran. Again, any other administration, this FBI director would be toast, forced to resign, but in this situation, as long as he remains loyal to Canks, right, he will be promoted. Put all of this up, Kylie. Okay, Keystone Cash orders cover up after using $60 million plane as an Uber for his girlfriend.

The FBI reportedly fired an official whose role involved supervising the Bureau's aviation units. So here we go. Put up the picture, Kylie. Here's Keystone Cash at Penn State with this $60 million date paid for. by the U.S. taxpayers while the government is shut down and we are not sending air traffic controllers, their paychecks, TSA agents, their paychecks, SNAP benefits because Congress refuses to pay people a livable wage because they're always going to favor the billionaires over the working class and they're going to demean the working class and tell them they're lazy and pieces of shit.

But while this guy who is uniquely unqualified to run the FBI, it would be like pups are I running the FBI. We are simply not qualified to do so. And then he's stealing from the piggy bank and taking George's on his PJ. That surprises me. He wrote two things I want to point out. Did you notice he had on his on his puffer? He had FBI director on his puffer because he's so fucking insecure. He wants everybody to see it.

And then is it okay to question the 26-year-old girlfriend dating him? That just seems like an – let's just say this. It seems to be an overreach for him in terms of that girlfriend. And I've heard rumors about it. I don't want to get into that. But I look at the two of them and I think, huh? So she's just madly in love with cash, huh? Okay.

Well, yeah, and Melania with Donald Trump and so on and so on and so on. So story is old as time. Yeah. All right. And then moving along, the director of the FBI tweeted the following. Kylie put this up. I am proud of the work of this FBI. We're taking violent criminals off the streets in record numbers, crushing the fentanyl crisis,

dismantling cartels, saving children, hunting down terrorists, and so much more. Let me be clear. We will not be distracted by baseless rumors or the noise from uninformed, internet anarchists in the fake news. I've always said, criticize me all you want. But going after the people doing great work, my personal life or those around me is a total disgrace. The disgustingly baseless attacks against Alexis,

a true patriot and the woman I'm proud to call my partner in life, are beyond pathetic. She is a rock, solid, conservative, and a country music sensation. It gets worse. Who has done more for this nation? No. The most will in 10 lifetimes.

I'm so blessed. She's in my life. Okay. Leave that up for just a second, Kylie. A lot in there. This last paragraph, I just want to remind everybody, this is the director of the FBI. And let's just break this down, Pumps.

A true patriot and the woman I'm proud to call my partner in life, she is a rock solid conservative and a country music sensation. Sensation. She has done more for this nation than most will intend lifetimes. She's fucking 26 and she sings country music. I forgot about that. Yeah, Mark Kelly. you haven't done near as much as my 26-year-old girlfriend who by the way is such a country sensation

she's singing at a pro wrestling match hello i mean come on it was pro i mean a wrestling match period that's not like a concert venue and you know when somebody says something like that like makes that type of statement you know the opposite is true 100 percent you know i mean i cannot believe that the director of the FBI tweeted that you have to you have to dig it's not even reported hardly in the news these are disqualifying fireable things and furthermore he's so pussy whipped that he has to put that because she got her feelings hurt because people are going after her on the internet so he had to use his position as the FBI director to defend her online, which none of this should be in the American domain public

at all. It's his private life. Right. But when you start using government funds so that you can, you know, as Pops points out, we continue dating outside of what you probably normally would. This is what we get. Well, and you look at Cash Patel, like in that going after my personal life, he had a podcast before he was FBI director in which all he did is talk about releasing the Epstein files, which now completely has gone away and browbeat people and people in politics and people in politics family. So bullshit, Cash, sitting around saying your personal life is bullshit. And I just want to remind everybody, the former attorney general, Bill Barr in Trump 1.0 asked Trump asked him to put Cash Patel in the FBI and Bill Barr, who had to be

his lips so firmly planted on Donald Trump's ass said, no, he is completely unqualified. There's no position in the FBI, which he would be qualified for. And now he's the fucking director. Okay, that's a really good point. All right, moving along. Now Cash is just making shit up to deflect from this story. Put up the headline. Michigan lawyer says a Halloween terror plot that FBI director Cash

Patel described never existed. Rob Filipkowski comments on this headline and says, Keystone Cash needed a distraction from this story that he took another private jet to watch his girlfriend sing. So he's literally making shit up to detract from the fact that he is using taxpayer money so that he can get late. That's what you're paying for, MAGA voters, for this guy. And let me just remind everybody of something that's super important. Cash Patel is brown-skinned.

Right. He will be the first on the chopping block that the white supremacist racist default setting base turns against. The same was Scott Bessent, who is a homosexual. You are playing a short-sided game because once you give up, once you seed one group's position, of having universal human rights, you seat everybody's, and it's just a matter of time. But I just want to close with this. This is Cash's girlfriend doing some reporting as to the FBI's work. Put this up. Cash Patel's girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, warns that additional sleeper cells are preparing to launch

attacks across the United States. And Kyle Serafen on Twitter responds to this and says she is 26 and has a long distance dating relationship with the FBI director. Tell us more about these sleeper cells. Why is she reporting on sleeper cells? This is just an extension of the incompetence, the unethical, moral rot that permanently. permeates through this administration in its cabinet, and it is so pervasive, and they are all using taxpayer money to enrich themselves to ensure that they don't have to watch a Christie Nome video in the TSA preline while they're waiting to board a commercial plane where the air traffic controllers are not showing up because all of these grifters and parasites. sites are using taxpayer money to enrich themselves and in Cash Patel's case to get laid. And on no other planet, Pumps is right about this, and it is a story as old as time, would Cash

Patel be able to fly private to go fuck that girl if he weren't promoted by Donald Trump? Crazy eye cash is not. She's cute. She's not adorable. But I look, when you see Cash Patel and then the girlfriend with the sleeper cells saying, you know, we've done all these terror plots, they've learned from the master. Donald Trump is the king of distraction. You want the Epstein files? I'll give you the National Guard in L.A.

You want some accountability with health care. I'll put your troops in Portland. I mean, he is, he has learned well from the master. And nothing I believe about this FBI is legit. I don't believe anything. I don't believe there's, you know, messages scraped on bullets of shooters. I don't believe shit from that. Agree.

I don't believe one bit of it, especially that text exchange with Tyler Robinson and his, no, lover, I think, Canks call and Stephen Miller called Keystone Cash to Ching Money Patel when he wasn't fucking. his girlfriend and said, you need to make sure that this killer is linked to trans. And they acted accordingly because I don't think that we can believe anything being produced by this agency and this government of having any veracity to it whatsoever. Times, let's do it. One, two, three. Support our podcast by buying our book. Life is a lazy Susan of shit sandwiches.

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