IHIP News - Kash Patel Has Insane Moment in Hearing and He Says This?

Episode Date: September 16, 2026

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I think Cash Patel is about to get the axe. His ass was hauled in front of the Senate today. And pumps, I know that your lungs are on their last leg. And I'm sorry for about what I'm about to put you through. But I have cha-cha here. Please show the cha-cha cam as your emotional support dog. Listen up. Listen up, listener. Whatever you do, stay with me throughout this entire video. I'm going to pause, comment, allow pumps to recover from laughing. And then we will analyze it at the end. But do not back out of this video. Cash Patel is toast. Here he is getting roasted by conservative Senator John Kennedy. Play the clip. What about the bestiality? Same thing, because the regs wrote it up in a fashion before I arrive that addressed prostitution,

bestiality, and trafficking. They were there before I got there. Tell me what it said before. It automatically disqualified any individual who participated on either side of it. obviously we are never going to hire the criminal. The bestiality? Yes. So you just qualified the animal?

Well, I don't think we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify. I understand. I'm trying to understand why you did this. Why would you even get into beastiality? We are not into beastiality, but a lot of these individuals. I know you're not, but you changed, you changed. But I'm trying to explain it. Hang on.

You changed the qualifications and mentioned beastiality. If Joe participated in Beastie Out, not as the animal, but as the human. Pause it. This is the director of the FBI of the United States of America being grilled by a maga moron senator. Because now the FBI has said, you diddle dogs in the past? no big deal come work for us all right pick it back up feeling he ought to be qualified disqualified if he voluntarily did it sure but if he was trafficked into it

him voluntarily pause it pause it you see you guys in order to be an FBI agent if you screwed the dog and you wanted it you can't be an FBI agent but if you were trafficked into bestiality then we're going to let you in the FBI. This is so insane that now the Trump administration policy is they are advocates for victims of trafficking into sexual bestiality,

but they are not advocates for victims of basically children that have been raped by Jeffrey Epstein. Resume with the clip. A lot of these cases when human traffickers, who are some of the worst individuals on planet Earth, They don't just traffic you for prostitution. They traffic you for degrading acts of all kind, and they force you into that type of conduct. And some of these individuals would go on to be law enforcement officers who qualified to be law enforcement officers and later applied to the FBI.

I mean, this didn't, these changes didn't start with you, did they? Somebody came to you and recommended it? Yeah. Yeah. And when you saw bestiality, I'll say this with respect. the person who recommended it, why didn't you just say what planet did you parachute in from? Why do I want to leave with my initial? Why do I want to leave with my chin and get into bestiality?

Not my initial response, Senator, but they then explained to me and showed me cases in which people were forced into it and had applied to the FBI. And so I thought they should be considered. It's not an automatic decision. Cash, if you were trafficked and you did some shit with an animal, but it wasn't your fault, it's okay. All right, but you don't have to go down this road, and you don't have to take the United States of America down this road. All right. Continue with the clip. Okay.

All right. I think I understand. But you're not telling us today that if a human being had sex with an animal, that they can still be an FBI agent. No. Are you? No. They can't be.

They cannot. In fact, they ought to be in jail, right? Look at Marsha Blackburn. I was just going to say she's not even paying fucking attention. Okay, number one, I'm really disappointed her hair isn't all rat it out. I know. Me too. And number two, she is like, oh my God, make it stop.

Because, okay, finish it out real quick, the whole clip. Yeah, well. Okay. All right. So that was it. You guys, okay, that's so nutty, obviously, one of the crazier things. But what's significant about that, aside from just being hilarious and something that you would think you would see in a movie, this is our federal government. I think what's significant about this, Pumps, and I want to get your take on it, is the Republicans work in tandem with everything to keep this regime propped up. Right. The fact that Kennedy went in after him like that tells me this is the beginning of the end of Patel. And I think when he said, who came to you with this idea? I wouldn't surprise me one bit if he was set up. And he's going to take the fall for this bestiality FBI agents, which is such a disgrace.

I just, I can't. The argument there is that he wants to allow. victims of sex trafficking, which I agree. Victims of sex trafficking, they're victims, and that should never be relevant. But where Kennedy fell short is a rape victim doesn't have to reveal that they were a victim of a crime. I imagine maybe on an FBI application you might have to. But that we have a government right now who every single chance they can show us how weird sexually they are, they do. They do. Every single time. Like every single time they show us how weird they are.

It's so weird because when he's talking about like, who came to you, I know this wasn't your idea. Who came to you with the bestiality issue? Okay, number one, who's the crazy fuck that had the fucking audacity? I mean, obviously he's into beastiality, the guy that or girl that brought it to him. But the fact that he entertained it, I mean, what a fucking clown. What a clown. If Kennedy, if Senator Kennedy knows you're a clown, that's fucking embarrassing. And I think you're right. I completely 100% agree.

Like this would not have happened in a vacuum. Kennedy was just not so offended by bestiality that he woke up and said, I'm fucking girl in cash. And I think what we have to realize here is MAGA is a policy. of shock and awe. And they all get together and they go, okay, how can we own the libs? How can we really show people with our propaganda and our intentional? We get to do immoral things and you don't. All of this is by design. All of this is the fascist playbook. So they say, okay, we're going to remove, if you were a hooker, you can be an FBI agent. If you were into bestiality, you can be an FBI

agent. Because basically, Cash Patel is trying to draw a distinction there that I believe the policy doesn't allow for. They wanted that headline. We have lowered standards at the FBI because Donald Trump ran on, we're going to drain the swamp, which was a big hoodwink, because what he's doing is installing the swamp. He's installing the most morally depraved people on the planet. Look no further than the fact that Cash Patel is the FBI agent. Look no further than the fact that Pete Hexeth is the Secretary of War. Look at, I mean, look at what's happened to Marco. I mean, and we can just go on down the list. Christy Noem shoots the puppy, a husband, Big Titty Brian wants to be a trans bimbo slut. And you go on and on and on. And this is for a normal person we think, what are they

doing? Why are they doing this? This is on purpose. This is by design. This is the fascist playbook. They display this. And then in the crosshairs of all of this, you have this guy named little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson. And he has power. Like he actually, which is so crazy when you think of powerful people, you just don't think of Moses. This is Mike Johnson, the little pip squeak, right? So he's called out by a reporter on his hypocrisy. He did a little presser today. Play the clip.

A lot about communism. How is communism any different from what President Trump is doing of getting equity stakes in tech and promising $5,000 checks to Americans and having equity in steel? So what the president is articulating and comes up with creative ideas all the time. He's the idea as president. I mean, this guy. This guy could actually be a guardrail, you know, and he, every day he gets up, Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House of the United States of America, puts on a masterclass on how to be a pussy.

Yeah. And so for all of the little right wing channels that like to cut us up, cut this up, MAGA men are pussies. They have power. And instead of using their power to have integrity, to promote the common good, to uphold the Constitution, they use their power. to fluff up the ego of a small penis obese orange man. And the small penis thing is on the record. Stormy Daniels on Jimmy Kimmel. She picked what she said.

Personal knowledge. And so this is MAGA masculinity. This is why they come and cut up our episode all the time and put it and put it on right wing media because they can't they can't cut up Mike Johnson say, look at what a badass he is. Look at our fighter here. I mean, Moses, Mike, he is a fucking badass warrior. They can't say that. So instead they're like, look at these crazy witches. The liberal white woman, she's just all the way in the evil.

Okay, here's two things. Number one, Cash Patel is like, obviously wouldn't hire a criminal. Bullshit. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. The president is a criminal. Full stop. And then here's the deal. Mike Johnson.

Can you imagine if Joe Biden had said, if we win the election, we're going to give everybody $5,000. He would be just a hypocrisy. But here's the deal. Everybody's like back and forth on the $5,000. Trump is never going to give anybody any money. He keeps all the money. He takes taxpayers money and he keeps it.

He will never give anybody $5,000 if they win the election. That is just simply a farce. It goes with the, you know, $2,000 for insurance, $2,000 for Doge. He's never going to give anybody any money because he keeps it all because he's a fucking crook and a con man. And anybody who still believes it, you're a dumb fuck. It's totally true. And here's Mike Johnson. He's asked about AI companies and if they should be regulated.

Play the clip. If you're Dario or Sam or any of the big provider, those two lead frontier labs, in the development of AI and what happens next. They can self-police. They can self-regulate. Jesus, H. Christ. Hang on, don't say anything. This is a two-part hit pumps.

Okay. He says that self-policing, okay? This is coming from a man, and I'm about to play you all a clip. This is the current Speaker of the House who thinks about porn so much that he is involved in some software with his teenage son. where his teenage son gets a notification if the speaker of the house little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson is on Porn Hub or what have you. Or maybe he Googled, remember Magic Mike?

He thought that was pornographic of the men in their panties, right? Remember he thought that was porn? Play the clip. Lovin and Eyes is the software that we've been using a long time in our household. It scans every, all the activity on your phone. And then it sends a report to your accountability partner. So my county pollability partner right now is Jack, my son, right? Yeah, because that's totally normal.

Maggot's always a tell. What I hear Moses Mike Grindr-Johnson saying there is I think about porn all the time. It's so bad. I have to bring my son Jack into it. I have to think of the most shameful thing possible to entrap myself that I won't do it. But Cash Patel and the FBI, I'm thinking everybody's their thing, is thinking. about sex with animals. That's what I think right now because these people are bizarre A-F.

These are the people who say we are America's endangered by the white liberal woman. I'm sorry. Are you kidding me? Do you think the white conservative women like Bridget of the Moms of Liberty that had her little scissor monogia twas? What's that? So are you for family values or are you for the moms of liberty scissoring? Because just pick a lane and let us know. Because this is our government.

This is our government. And we are run by little Moses Mike Granger-Johnson and little Cash Patel and little Todd Blanche. And these are very little men that want to feel big. And they can have all the power, all the titles, all the positions. It will never fix them. They are perpetually broken to infinity. I just whenever I watch all this stuff going on, I always think, can you imagine what the president's office in France is thinking when they see this beast?

I mean, they're just thinking, what the fuck is going on in the United States? For Europeans and people around, like, this is so crazy. Like, I did not have on my bingo card today that cash, would be defending beastiali. I just didn't. Like, there's no bottom. There's just no fucking bottom. And to your point, for a long time, Europeans have been abundantly aware of America's crazy Christian problem. This is not something new for them that America has a crazy Christian problem. We are one of the only countries in the world that denies climate change. I mean, I think even North Korea. And we are, and all of that comes from,

having a stupid base that is blindly obedient that was raised by authoritarian abusive parents that primed them to go into these authoritarian abusive churches and give them all their money. And it primed them to now have their daddy that they give all their money, buying all the riffraps and knickknacks that he sells. And I think he's moved on from his gift shop lately because now he's really able to enrich himself. But all of this is happening and all of these people say, oh, we're pro-life. We are so pro-life. We are so pro-family. And Senator Elizabeth Warren is quietly working on exposing things that are really impacting people's lives and also business. Republicans say they care

about business. Pop this up. Here's what happened to food safety under Trump and RFK Jr. In 2024, Project 2025 calls for rolling back food regulations, including baby formula. In 2025, the Food and Drug administration workforce is cut by 20%. The CDC loses 25% of its workforce. USDA eliminates two food safety advisory committees. FDA suspends critical food safety and quality checks after staffing cuts. Foreign food safety inspections fall by nearly 30%. So what happens after they do all that? What happens in 2026? 12,000 plus 6, 500 plus hospitalizations and two deaths from contaminated. Lettuce. 160 plus foods recalled so far, including baby formula, these are the people that tell

you they care about babies. These are the people that lie and tell you they care about babies. And 37.2 million pounds, food recalled in the first half of 2026 up 2,432% from the last year. This is a designed, unforced error. This is on purpose. They want a sick, poor, dumb electorate. And all the while, you have the people like Riley Gaines and Erica Kirk and all of these super-duper Christians that are so worried about a drag queen.

And they're so worried about zero trans athletes in the WMBA. Meanwhile, they'll never speak out against this. They will never speak out where it matters. And Riley Gaines claims she cares so much. Katie Miller cares so much about breeding. Have they ever made a statement about? about the baby formula being recalled? I don't recall.

So they're all liars. They're all liars. They're all in on the grift. And we're really being governed by people that support beastiality, in my opinion, people that support child pedophilia, the entire regime, in my opinion. Moses Mike Grindr Johnson, who thinks it's wholly appropriate, perfectly normal, for he and his son to be in a porn watch exchange surveillance program, which is weird as shit. And then all of that stuff kind of distracts us because it's so juicy

and just breathtakingly incompetent. And here we have Senator Liz Warren really pointing out what they're doing. They're killing people and making them sick. Well, and you look at it's just kind of a full circle moment of the episode because Mike Johnson's like, we're going to have the AI people that want to make all the money. They're going to self-regulate. And I'm confident that all of these companies that have been providing, you know, deregulated food and making people sick and baby formula. I'm sure they thought they're going to self they're going to self regulate because that's a great fucking idea. No, they did it on purpose. They didn't think they would self-regulate as I started that off in 2024, Project 2025 calls for rolling back food regulations and what my conversations

with Ruth Ben Gia on these episodes before they do this on purpose, they want a sick poor electorate. It's by design. It's a part of the strong man fascist playbook. I mean, basically, the mind conf of modern time is Project 2025. I mean, that is, this is a complete dismantling of democracy, of service, public safety checks. This is on purpose. There wasn't a logical thing going through this. This is their desired result. The problem they're going to run into with this is They're so stupid and impulsive. At some point, big business is going to go, wait, we're losing billions of dollars. And so it's just, but this is all by design.

And we always have to remember that incompetent people are hired by design. The bestiality thing wasn't just incompetence. It's how much can we show the moral collapse? How much can we rub it in people's faces? How much can we flaunt our disrespect for rules and norms? This is the fascist playbook. It's so important that we always go back. this is by design. As crazy as it seems, this is what they all do. I mean, I know you're right. I've heard

Ruth Bendy out say, it's just so countering, but thank you for always reminded me because it just I try to apply rational thought to this shit. Yeah, you can't because it's irrational. Yeah, it's so irrational. And when you think, what would I do in that situation? Well, you wouldn't be in that situation. She would never go work for a man like Donald Trump. A normal, healthy, functioning person would not think, yeah, I'm going to go work for this administration after we all saw January 6, 34, it fell in. So you have to start with that. All right, that's all we have. Like, subscribe, comment. We will be back later with more news. Don't you wish you could just hit skip on the worst parts of your life? You know the same way you can skip an ad? I get it. I'm Siaia

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