IHIP News - Kash Patel New Allegations Make Everything Worse For Him; His Job At Risk

Episode Date: September 16, 2026

Kash Patel's days are numbered in the Trump administration after disaster week. Pre-order Jennifer’s new book Not Today, Fascists today: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Josh Welch: @joshwelch_ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

All right, I'm going to say the quiet part out loud. Everybody has thought the Butler assassination attempt is fishy at best. But Trump, of course, are conspiracy theory, fillet of fish eating, bunny boiler companion, dipship president. There's just no polite way to put any of that. Of course, he is now saying the Democrats tried to assassinate him. Pop this up. Everybody knows that Cricket Joe Biden, FBI, didn't do what they

should have with respect to the lunatic who shot me in Butler, Pennsylvania, by the time I got into office on January 20th, most of the information was missing, altered, corrupted, or gone. New info was just found. Why wasn't it seen long ago? This was all a Democrat plot to get me out of the election that failed. Dirty cop, Christopher Ray, should pay a price for the way he handled the assassination attempt and certainly for the things he said. God bless America. Make America great again, President Donald J. Trump. In pumps, I read online that a Trump supporter paid for the cremation of this alleged shooter, which that's really interesting that a political donor would just say, I'll pay to cremate the guy. I mean, that's kind of some weird shit to quote George W. Bush.

What's your take on that? Well, and I also read that this guy was receiving parts of guns. paid for by an anonymous donor. So there's that. Here's what I have to say about this. Correct me if I'm wrong. Donald Trump prosecutes his political enemies. We just had a U.S. attorney resigned because citing corruption in attempting to prosecute political enemies.

We have James Comey currently being under indictment because he said 8647 in shells on the beach. So you're telling me that somebody. that tried to assassinate Donald Trump that was funded by the Democrats. And they have evidence. He's not prosecuting them that they're not the first fucking people in line at the DOJ. Like, this is bullshit from top to bottom. Like I saw this and I was like, if that were true, we would be at the courthouse all fucking ready. Shut up.

Yeah. There is obviously an attempt right now as we head into. the midterms. And he's also, to your point, prosecuting his enemies, Josh has kept his eye on the fact that DOJ is opening up an investigation into arguably one of the top 2028 presidential candidates, Gavin Newsom, Josh. Yeah, so that's what he does. And we see in this particular tweet, too, I want to go back to that for a second. He starts with blaming the Democrats for really not investigating or the use of the marshal's office, not doing a proper investigation after the so-called assassination attempt. And then by the end of his tweet, it's morphed into the Democrats are

responsible for the assassination attempt. And again, I don't think we can call this out. Number one, the media has to hold him accountable for making these kind of claims with zero basis, as Pump pointed out. And number two, the fact that he never, ever, ever tweets any policy that's going to help this country. He lives off of a policy of conspiracy theories and lies. That's their policy, through and through day and day. I completely agree with that. Moving along here, we have a bestiality ally, Cash Patel says he's sending FBI agents to the polls. Play the clip. You weren't going to be sending people to the polls. When did you hear that? It's just another lie. When you answered Mr. Blumenthal? Nope.

So you are sending, you are sending, yes to the polls. We have election crisis coordinators manned at all 56 field offices. Election integrity is of paramount importance. This FBI is not going to shy away from that effort. My question to Cash Patel is which of these election agents that are working on this task force, which of them were trafficked into bestiality and need to loophole to. to be able to serve our country. Josh, what do you think about this type of voter intimidation

by a guy who just got his ass handed to him by a Maga Senator yesterday? Well, I wanna answer that question directly, but I'm really upset I wasn't here for yesterday's episode about spirituality. And so I wanna say something to it real fast. So as you can imagine when this thing is happening, when he's looking at policies and there's this prohibition

against anyone who's engaged in beastiality, that cash goes into one of the, the other director's offices or other agents officers. And he says, hey, we've got three, 400 good qualified applicants that we need on the FBI task force. We do. The problem is 10, 20 of them, they're fucking goats. We've got about 50 that are fucking cows.

We've got about 75 that are fucking lamb and sheep. And we've got no way to get these guys on board. So can we go into this regulation? because they would make really, really, really good agents, but for fucking animals. Is there anything that we can do here? And so then that's how it happens. So anyway, I'm sorry I missed that yesterday. There's a specific statute that prevents officers from barring federal officers from election

sites since the Reconstruction Days. And it's 18 U.S.C. 592. And of course, Cash Patel, who's lying off his ass there about election integrity officers, He's going to try to circumvent that and say that having officers at the polls is necessary to make sure there's no election fraud. Well, of course, the problem with that is there's zero evidence to support election fraud. So again, media, frame this properly, call it out. They're relying upon things that are simply non-existent. Their whole entire policy and agenda is based on lies and conspiracy theories.

Love it. Okay, Pops. I want to get your take on this next video. Cash goes on Sean Hannan. his safe space, his little warm wooby, if you will, to talk about the hearing. Play the clip. President Trump and Director Cash Patel and his team have delivered what they never could. Freeze it, freeze it, freeze it, freeze it. What? Did he get Botox and his eyebrow is going upward? I know that this is really petty, but what is, Kylie, can you please?

Does he have a Botox needle bruise over his eyebrow? What's going on here? Because we saw him during the day when a MAGA senator grilled him and held him to account. Can we get a close-up of what's going on with his eyebrow? I mean, I don't think he's Catholic. Catholic. And it's not, it's not Ash Wednesday yesterday. It wasn't.

What are we? Is this? Did he have an obesity injury? For those of you listening, I don't know if this was a makeup mishap. I don't know if he had a Botox injection that went awry, but part of his eyebrow appears to be slanted upward. Okay, I am sorry. Played that entire clip over. I was going to say, I forgot what we were talking about.

Some serious hard-hitting analysis from one of our greatest legal minds in the country. Pumps, play that clip again. Sorry. These Democrats were barking about for years, and President Trump and Director Cash Patel and his team have delivered what they never could. And the third person, pamps, go ahead. Okay. They always say the true sign of a narcissist as they talk about themselves in third person, but whatever. Okay, let me, two things.

Number one, Cash Patel, just adds to the crisis management teams. Crisis management for Cash Patel is, you said my girlfriend's a honeypot, a court dismissed those claims because we can't prove she's not a hunting pot. He thinks that people text or tweeting about him on Twitter. That's an emergency. He gets agents to respond on Twitter. Those are crises in Cash Patel's mind. And what I have to say about this is Cash Patel, my guess is he made millions of dollars hosting a podcast when Trump was out of office.

And day in and day out, 24-7, 365, he was going to expose the deep state and the Epstein files. He has now been in office for almost two years. He has an Epstein Transparency Act. And he has produced fucking nothing. We heard yesterday 37 pages from the alleged 13-year-old victim of Donald Trump are missing from the Epstein files. So what I will say, and I will say this with all due respect, Cash Patel, you're a fucking liar. Go fuck yourself and your goats and everything else you like. and stop making everybody in the FBI, U.S. Marshal, U.S. government look like dipshits

because you are the biggest fucking dipshit to ever set foot on the planet. It's embarrassing you took this job. It shows me that you are absolutely more arrogant than incompetent, and that is a very high bar. I completely agree with all of that. Go pups. Okay. Next up, we have Todd Blanche, you know, our warrior for justice. I wonder if it's something to do with those missing pages in the Epstein files.

I think so. That's just my opinion. Todd Blanche responds to Don Jr.'s wedding being bankrolled by a Russian oligarch. And I want to remind everybody that this wedding took place after his father tripled his net worth and gave Don Jr. All of these layup contracts in the biggest Nepo-fail-son experiment I've ever seen in my life. And that's still not enough. They still have to take money from the Russians.

Play the clip. The president doesn't know who this person is. I think other members of the family don't know who this person is. The president's son has said that he's a very close friend and that he accepted a gift in the weekend of his wedding. I'm not, so I don't, I'm not sure what when you say, am I investigating? Am I investigating what? And when you say this person is a friend of Putin, I don't even know if that's true or not. So I like that it's fun to talk about.

You are the DOJ. you can contact the CIA and the FBI and say, give me the profile that our taxpayer money has spent the file on this oligarch that paid for this. Furthermore, the Trumps are such mooters. Nobody likes mooters that make everybody else pay their bill. Josh, what's your take on that? Well, first of all, Todd Blanche is a compulsive liar. Let's say that up front. He's Trump's personal lawyer who is now the acting attorney, a general, he's been confirmed by the Senate. This is a classic tactic where you give an answer that's a complete lie, but yet you act like it's a sensible response to the question because he says two things in that answer. He says, number one,

the brothers don't know, the other family members have no idea who this person is. And then just after that, he says, Don Jr. says he's a close family friend. And so you have these two things and he says, we don't know what he is. So what are we supposed to be investigating? I mean, it's the most nonsensible, sensible response. He spent $200,000. He's in Putin's orbit. He's one of the oligarchs in Russia connected to Putin, and he's paying for the president's marriage or honeymoon and spending $200,000 and $300,000. It's a typical Todd Blanche answer. He's lying. Okay, and onto this next story, this involves Thomas Massey filing articles of impeachment against Hexat. Yesterday, we saw a Republican take on Cash Patel and humiliate him on the global stage.

And I think it's interesting that both of these stories, and I'm about to play a clip, these are Republicans finally going after this regime. And so I just want to remind everybody that, you know, we are going to go out. we're going to vote in full force for Democrats. But we have had somewhat of an impotent opposition at best to Trump 2.0. Play the clip. 221 persons aboard seagoing vessels alleged to be smuggling narcotics in the Caribbean Sea and the eastern Pacific Ocean, principally in international waters. He did so through a scheme or course of conduct that chilled independent legal review within the Department of Defense

constructed a purported legal basis for the use of military force without constitutional or statutory authorization, and displaced longstanding precedent. Angie. Okay, Pete Hexseth, talk about incompetence and arrogance all rolled into one. Here's the thing. I love this for Pete Hexeth. I love that Thomas Massey did this, but here's the thing. I disagree politically with Thomas Massey on

everything. But he came out before his primary. He came out and said, I'm out on little children being abused by rich, powerful white men in the Epstein class. I'm against that. And if I lose my election, then I'm willing to accept the consequences. Contrast that with Bill Cassidy and John Cornyn of Texas, who fucking still kissed the ring after Trump went against them and they lost their primaries. But okay, Pete Hexeth, in my opinion, which we all know is very important, is a criminal. He is a war criminal. He sits around worrying about whether we have more testosterone than he does the lives of children. Then he does the lives of men and women trying to fish and make a living. He kills people for sport because he thinks he's playing call of duty. He

thinks all that testosterone jacked him up to be the big boy in his animated call of duty called and I say this truly appalled. He is such an insecure, tiny dick, low-tie dude that he had to change the Department of Defense, even though it costs taxpayers like up to a billion dollars if he actually changed everything to the Department of War because he's that fucking insecure. It's gross. And I just want to remind everybody as we talk about each person in the cabinet, this is by design. This is a part of the fascist playbook. They appoint people that will participate in the moral collapse. Trump himself says he doesn't like being around smart people. Furthermore, you have to apply the logic after what we all saw on January 6th. These people saw that and said, I want to go work for him. So this is by design.

moral collapse in front of everybody and in front of the world, which links all of these stories together. Vladimir Putin, Benjamin Netanyahu, all of these amoral tech oligarchs. This is by design. This is on purpose to pick incompetent people. Josh, what do you make of that? Well, think about this. We have a TV host, who's the Secretary of Defense. We've got a podcaster who's running the FBI, and we've got a podcaster.

Trump's former lawyer, who was part of his convictions for 34 felony counts, as his personal DOJ lawyer. So it's no surprise here. These are three individuals that are wholly unqualified for their positions. And I hold someone else responsible. I hold the members of Congress responsible who were complicit in enabling this to happen. When there could be meaningful oversight by some of these Republicans, they failed to stand up and do that. And I heard Senator Booker yesterday in an oversight hearing calling out Republicans for the same thing, for being complicit on judiciary with Senator Grassley on another matter. Again, that's where the blame lies. We know that people like Pete Hackseth, Cash Patel, Todd Blanche, we know they're true colors. We know they're going to do exactly what they

say they're going to do, but there's no meaningful checks or balances or oversight on any of these appointments, and that's who should ultimately be held responsible. And the problem with Senator Booker calling them out is Senator Booker is also compromised. Senator Booker also takes a ton of money from the Israel lobby. And so you don't have credible messengers on the opposition side because all of those guys are going to say, oh, yeah, well, you're, you know, Corey Booker jokes around about texting like a teenage girl with his APAC handler. And that's on the record.

Moving along, soldiers are leaking photos of damage to the U.S. Kylie, go ahead and pop this up. These are United States Air Force bases and soldiers are leaking these photos and these images to the press and to the public. And Hegg Seth is trying to cover this up. They are completely covering up the fact that the United States is losing this war that Benjamin Netanyahu drug us into because Donald Trump and all the people around him are incompetent. They fired the adults in the military that had experienced. that were seasoned, that advised against going into Iran. Because the end game here is that Benjamin Netanyahu wants to balkanize Iran. And he has been waiting and waiting and

waiting and chomping at the bit for an unprincipled American president that would allow him to do it. After he started this war, he said, this is a dream of mine, a 40-year dream of mine that has finally come true. He posted that. So when courts, Cory Booker is doing the bidding and taking the money from the same regime of Benjamin Netanyahu. I like a lot of stuff that Cory Booker says, but we have to have credible opposition messengers to take these bought and paid prostitutes and the Republican Party on that are not prostitutes themselves. And then the last story, Pete Hegg Seth has a new slogan for the Department of Defense.

Pop this up. Americanism, not effective altruism, the United States will continue to be AI dominant, the AI First War Department. And I saw a clip from my friend Keros Swisher. And it was probably one of the best talking points I've seen about all of this AI stuff. And this is her area of expertise, tech journalism. For us to continue to say AI will kill us, AI will kill us, that is sane washing and providing cover that these tech oligarchs are the ones that control this technology. They will kill us.

These tech oligarchs, the people anthropic, the people at Open AI, the people Elon Musk, their technology will kill us. And if there are any airborne illnesses that these technologies create, if there are any mass deaths that these technologies create, which we already know, it's been assumed in a less in the media that the triple tap strike on the Iranian little girls was an AI mishap. And so we can't blame AI for this. We need to blame the people who are in charge and have all the power over the AI because they could stop it at any time.

And they need to be held criminally liable. And we need to quit making AI a person that could come out and kill us because these tech oligarchs have agents. over their products, just like McDonald's. If they find out their salmonella and their chicken and they continue to serve it up, then the owners and the human beings who made that decision would be held liable for that. So we need to change our discussions about that final thoughts. We're out of time.

I would say just as it relates to the AI issue, it's difficult to see who to trust here because all of these AI oligarchs have an incentive, whether they're speaking about needing regulation or whatever. It's all about making money for them and advancing their AI models. So it's hard to trust them. At the same time, we have a government that's wholly incompetent, and I don't trust anything they say. So therein lies a difficulty for me. Completely agree.

All right. Like, subscribe, comment. We will be back later with more news.