IHIP News - Kristi Noem Fired After This Performance That Left Trump Furious

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

Trump axes Kristi Noem after lying under oath in this faceplant performance. Order our new book, join our Substack, shop our merch, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Christy Noem is a complete psychopath, and she was hired because of that. There has been reporting that her killing the dog, which should have been disqualifying. Of course, for Trump and Stephen Miller, it was Uber qualifying. This is the exact type of person they want to collaborate with to execute their dream of getting power and maintaining power. And behind Stephen Miller, behind J.D. Vance, behind Donald Trump, behind Christy Noem, are oligarchs. Nerdy, geeky, dangerous, psychopathic oligarchs like Peter Thiel that want to dismantle democracy.

And so how do you do that? You find morally corrupt people to collaborate with. Here is Jamie Raskin of the House of Representatives who does incredible work, absolutely destroying Christyneau. A personal slush fund, you budgeted an astonishing $220 million for media consultant contracts so you can star in self-promoting photo shoots and lavish ad campaigns like this one of you riding horseback at Mount Rushmore, which was shot during last year's government shutdown. You're living rent-free in the official

waterfront residence reserved for the commandant of the U.S. Coast Guard. You spent $172 million to buy not one, but two luxury jets for your travel. And now you're using taxpayer funds to lease a third jet, a $70 million luxury 737 max with a queen-sized bedroom in the back, a deluxe serving bar. All right. Pause it right there. It's really important that we point out that a big Republican lie,

long before Trump has always been, oh, we have to tackle spending and we're so good for business. This has been a lie. So to everybody out there in America, when you hear Republicans perpetuate this lie that they're so good with business, you have fallen prey to propaganda. The Republican Party has always used the American government to extract what they can from it for the richest of the rich, period. That is what the Republican Party has done. It is on steroids, steroids with the Trump regime. The Trump regime is not only doing it for just the oligarchs that support them, but for themselves personally.

Christy Noem sees this as, oh, I don't want to fly commercial anymore. Oh, you're telling me there's a plane that has a bet in it where I can fuck Corey Lewandowski while I wear my Christian cross. And by the way, listener, Corey Lewandowski is her lover, not her husband that she has a biblical marriage with. These people are liars and con artist and thieves. The Republicans and MAGA, these are thieves, and they steal from the very people that vote for them. Play the clip. Green TVs, a big, beautiful jet paid for by the big, beautiful bill.

Yesterday, under questioning the Senate, you said you plan to refurbish this jet to make it into this kind of airplane, which is what's actually being used for deportations in order to save the taxpayers' money. In other words, you're saying that's actually a deportation plane, but wouldn't it have been cheaper just to buy a deportation plane in the first place? It's like buying a Rolls-Royce to turn into a metro bus. I was almost prepared to buy that story of how the jet was both for executive travel and mass deportation.

And then I heard about an airborne episode of entitlement, arrogance, and content. that I could hardly believe. Apparently, when your special blanket, your blankie, was left on one of the government jets and not transported over the new one, your special government employee, Corey Lewandowski, chivalrously stepped forward to fire the pilot,

midair, a 2003 Coast Guard Academy graduate and distinguished U.S. Coast Guard commander in Air Station, Washington, D.C. But then he had to be rehired immediately because there was no one else who could fly the two of you on the rest of the journey back home. Pops, when I see this, I'm like, there is no shame in these people. What are we doing with somebody that has a bed on a plane with her boyfriend that fires Coast Guard

over her blanket that pulls rescue missions from the Coast Guard so she can allegedly deport the worst of the worst? the corruption. And here's the deal. Christy Gnome is not at large. She is dumb. She is corrupt. She is cruel.

So she fits right in. But when you put a mirror up to her, she is exactly in my mind the same as Donald Trump. She's just not as charismatic. These people do not give a fuck about anybody but themselves. And she wants to bang. her, you know, her boyfriend on a plane, that should not be taxpayer funded, in my opinion. We should have accountability. Like, where the fuck is Doge at DHS, which I know Doge was the bullshit thing?

But where is the forensic accounting? I mean, this is corruption on steroids. I hate to be the skunk of the garden party, but there will be none. Supreme Court gave Trump immunity. They paved the way. for him to get here. Joe Biden's DOJ paved the way for Trump to be here. This is nationwide moral collapse. Accountability is in the rearview mirror. And God love Jamie Raskin for sitting there and the Democrats that actually go in there

and fight and don't play patty cake and pretend to be for democracy. Meanwhile, they're just fascist collaborators like Chuck Schumer. But here, you're speaking about the affair. Christy Noem questioned about her affair with Corey Lewandowski. And it's really important that everybody know the right always accuses people on the left of virtue signaling. That's such it's bullshit. The right wingers are the biggest perpetrators of Christian signaling. And is the most evil, manipulative, insidious tactic on the planet.

They take people that have been told you can't critically think, you can't question because that's just Satan in your ear. So they wear their little Christian cross and say, God here or Jesus here, and then they're able to do just utterly immoral things. Why? Because their mega church pastor does the same shit to him when he takes from them in the tithing bowl. This is an American problem, American hypocrisy. All stems. This kind of shit right here. Her fucking her boyfriend with her Christian cross while the taxpayers pay for it.

Very familiar in white evangelical Christians. circles because that whole movement is forgiveness without accountability. Play the clip. So Secretary Nome, at any time during your tenure as Director of Department of Homeland Security, have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski? Mr. Chairman, I am shocked that we're going down and peddling tabloid garbage in this committee today. Madam, one thing that I would tell you is that he is a special government employee who works for the White House. There are thousands of them in the federal government. So reclaiming my time, Secretary, it is okay for you to be offended by the question.

It is okay for you to be offended by the question. But it is also a real question. So what I would say to you is that what we do at the Department of Homeland Street and without any hesitation, every single day is to protect this country to make decisions. You or any... She believes in nothing, Christy Nome. All she does is just filibuster. And that's the through line with Republicans that I know.

They believe in nothing. Whoever they spoke to the last moment, whatever show they just watched the last time, that's their opinion for the day. These people have zero conviction. Whatsoever, it is a house of cards built on nothingness other than exploitation. and Christy Gnome is going to go down in the history books as one of these women that rode on the shoulders of women who actually work, women with conviction, women who believe in stuff, women who take risks for her to climb that ladder and then collude and get in bed with literal fascists on taxpayer dime.

It is the hypocrisy and the lack of conviction continues to be staggering. Well, and I just want to point out that her husband was there supporting her. And when asked about it previously, she has a godly marriage. You know, God is all over her marriage and all that. The Christine Nome Corey Lewandowski, that's been, I think, close to a decade, if not more. So please fucking spare me your moral high ground. It's ridiculous. And I don't really care if I don't care if politicians have affairs.

I mean, I think it's a personal thing. I'm not one of these, you know, but I'm not the big Bible thumper that's promoting that women stay at home. And this trad, I'm not some trad wife influencer. The Republican Party and its use of women is really getting more and more dangerous as they accelerate more and more into fascism. and they accelerate more and more into what their idealized ideas, which is the Christian Taliban, in my opinion. And I saw it long before Trump descended on that escalator, long before, if you live in a Republican supermajority state in the Bible Belt, Trump and the stuff they're doing is not surprising.

These people are very ambitious about exploiting other people to take away their rights. That is their number one goal. And the Republican Party has propaganda. really expertly that they are so good with business. We are so great with, we're such great businessmen. And all that does is just lean into patriarchal lies that makes them feel good. They feel better Republicans when white men are in charge of things. And sadly, a lot of white women, lots of white women, feel better when white men are in charge

of things, even to their own detriment, to their daughter's detriment. These are women that will not stand up for their own daughters. These are women that will not stand up for the black and brown community. These are women that will not stand up for the LGBTQ plus community because they feel safer and better when a white man is in charge of everything. Even if that white man is dementia pudding boy, Trump. All right. Here is a Republican calling out known for killing her dog.

Passage where you talk about killing a dog that was four, 14 months old. I train dogs, all right? And you are a farmer. You should know better. You should know that if you're going out to a hunting lodge and you're putting pheasants out and you're putting dogs out, you don't take a puppy out there. A 14-month-old dog is basically a teenager in dog years. You decided to kill that dog because you had not invested the appropriate time and training, and then you have the audacity to go into a book and say it's a leadership lesson about tough choices. It's in your book.

We could play it if we had time. At that same lunch hour, you killed a goat. I'm so glad that he lectured her on this because it's something that just kind of like, we heard about, and then, you know, she included in her book. I knew, like, oh, I remember people saying, oh, Trump won't hire, and I'm like,

oh, yeah, he'll absolutely hire her now. Like, that is a qualification. It's a prerequisite to engage in moral collapse. But I'm so glad that it was a republic. that called her out on this too. Because shooting a dog, a puppy, when she put the puppy into this terrible situation, it reminds me of, you know, I'm an armchair psychologist. And when you look at people that have sociopathie or psychopathy in their personality,

one of the more obvious signs is killing animals. Like it's a real indicator, another indicator that something is something that something is, you know, somebody has psychopathy or sociopathy. It's just the straight up dehumanization. So when you start killing animals that can lead to dehumanization, it makes perfect sense from a psychological standpoint that Christy Noem is the person that killed a dog. And now she oversees the organizations that killed Renee Good, Alex Priddy, and many, many, many others in DHS custody.

Renee Good and Alex Prattie got the attention of everybody because they were white. But I do want to acknowledge for my. my black and brown brothers and sisters in this country. I see you and I hear you and I know that you have been living under fascism and authoritarian rule the entire time and you tried to tell us. I know that and I think that's in a very important part if we ever get out of this of the autopsy that we all have to examine. But Christy Noam, this is a person who needs to be in jail. Like she needs to be in the psych ward in a jail. She is a monster. Well, and when question about her comments that Alex Prattie was a domestic terrorist in the same congressional hearing, she would not back down from that.

Even though everyone knows that is categorically a lie. And it was brought to attention how hurtful that was to his family. She doesn't give a shit because Stephen Miller's like, rah, rah, rah, you killed somebody. good. Now they'll be scared. Maybe they won't get out and vote. Maybe they want protest. I mean, in my mind, that's where this is all, like they want everybody to be scared of them. And this, to me, was just like, look what we're willing to do and we're not going to back down over it. We're not going to face accountability over it. We're not going to let the states investigate. We hold all the cards and you don't. And also in this hearing,

There's confrontation from other congressman. Christy Noem is basically funneling money. It looks like complete fraud to companies that were just invented two days before they received like over $100 million in payments. I encourage all of our listeners and viewers to go online to look at this because a part of fascism, as we've learned from the scholars that we've had on this podcast, Timothy Snyder, Jason Stanley, Ruth Ben Guillaught. A part of it is to show the moral collapse, is to feature it as a feature of the government. And so Christy Noam and Pam Bondi, when they trot into these congressional hearings, they don't look scared because they are not scared. And that's all a part of the propaganda in this.

All of this is going to lead to the United States is going to become like Russia, which is a failed state. We are a country that has leaders that lecture us about other people's religion and that claim that Jesus Christ is their Lord and personal Savior. However, they do the exact opposite of the central character of the Bible, Jesus Christ. He adamantly, adamantly spoke out about the accumulation of wealth. How I know all of this is because I had all of these friends growing up in Oklahoma that wanted to recruit me. and they were really not the greatest people on the planet. So I looked, what did this Jesus guy teach? Why are these people so fucked up?

It was the exact opposite, the exact opposite of what all of these people who judged me, bullied me, told me I was going to go to hell, my brother and sister were going to go to hell, my parents were going to go to hell from age like junior high up until an adult. My friend's kids bullied me. And then you go and look at the teachings of what Jesus taught. It's nothing of what these people pitch. It's nothing like it. In fact, I would say there is a brown Jesus.

And then there is a white Jesus. And the white Jesus that these people have made is a bully billionaire, doesn't give a shit about life. And it's all four women killing their dogs and fucking their boyfriends in the back. of a PJ and then you have the Brown Jesus, the one in the Bible that preached about social justice and was a radical empath that wanted to see people that were suffering. This guy wasn't a capitalist. This guy wasn't a nosy person up in everybody's business, what you're doing, what you believe, if you're going to heaven, if you're going to hell. That was not his purpose. It was to help people

where they are suffering and to lift up the most marchion, which is the exact opposite of what American evangelicals do. And we just cannot call this out enough. All right, that's all we have. Like, subscribe, comment. We'll be back later with more news. Thanks.