IHIP News - Kristi Noem is Getting Fired? Her Affair Gets Exposed And Trump Admin is Pissed
Episode Date: December 23, 2025Kristi Noem might be looking for a new job in the near future. Thank you to Simplisafe: Right now, our listeners can save 50% on a SimpliSafe home security system at https://SIMPLISAFE.COM/I...HIP.Order our new book, join our Substack, shop our merch, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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One of the more corrupt, flamboyant, and incompetent members of Trump's cabinet is none
other than Christy Noem.
And what's interesting about Christy Noem to me is she is the perfect Donald Trump Patsy,
but we're hearing rumors that she's going to be axed.
And here's the reason why.
When I saw this, I laughed out loud.
side has revealed Trump may ax ice Barbie over secret romance. Are you fucking kidding me with the
hypocrisy that Trump is going to fire somebody for an extramarital affair? Okay, question.
Okay. She's been having the affair with this guy like for a long time. Like when he hired her,
she's been, everybody knows she's been screwing Corey Lewandowski for years now. Like it's just
widely known. So fire her over the affair. That's what the report is. But here's the, here's the
rub on it. Glenn Yonkin, his term as governor is getting ready to be over and reports are Trump
would rather have him in than Christy know. And also reports are Stephen Miller doesn't like
Christy now. So there you have it. But I mean, for the reason to be that she's had an extramarital
affair, which by the way, I went in and looked at her Twitter and whenever these accusation
comes up she always goes to we're a godly family give me a break and then so i just want to remind
everybody before she's fired let's look at some of her favorite costumes so this is a sitting
secretary of homeland security and it's not even Halloween she's a firefighter she's a sheriff
she's a dental hygienist she's a construction worker she's on a boat she's got her ar-15 i mean
This woman spends more time and money in costume than anything I've ever seen in my life.
How can this be a serious cabinet member?
Please tell me.
Okay.
We did an episode on this way back when.
A listener from South Dakota had emailed Kylie, like, you guys need to look into this.
And it's back in our YouTube library, you guys.
It's unbelievable.
She's a hygentist and one of them.
It's crazy.
Here's what I need to know about this.
Okay? Like, I get playing dress up. Like, you know, you're younger, you want to play dress up, or maybe for Halloween you dress up.
A sitting governor dressing up as a realtor and a hygienist and all of these things, I need to know the psychology behind this.
I need to know, like, because every single one of these images, Kylie put it up, looks like the cover of a porn.
every single one of them looks like like look at the one where she's pulling the person over it's like
I'm going to have to take you into custody you know bad bad boy it's really weird you know but
here's the thing obviously she's narcissistic beyond all measure if you remember just going
down the greatest hits of christie now we had the Texas floods where children
could have been saved, but they weren't because they didn't have the right equipment.
And so it was a disaster.
They called in the federal government.
She didn't respond to that, yet she unveiled her portrait of her on the horse, like her official portrait.
She loves to look at herself.
She loves pictures of herself.
She's not a serious person.
Also, remember when she was governor of South Dakota, she did the dental commercial for some
dentist in Texas. I mean, this is not a serious person at all. So I'm going to guess narcissism.
I don't know. There's probably a million different things she could do. And I wanted just to,
I had forgotten about this. We call her puppy killer, goat killer, because we know she killed
her child's dog. But here's something I had forgotten. In the same book that she brags about
killing her dog. She says she has a showdown and stared down Kim John Oon, but she never met him.
So this is a woman that lies about a dictator of a foreign country and brags about killing her
dog. It's crazy to me that nobody in her orbit would say, you can't talk about killing your dog.
it's verifiable you've never met during your time in Congress with Kim John Noon.
But she just, she just, I think it endured her to Trump more when she killed her dog.
Here's the thing, Pumps.
She did all of this before she got this promotion.
Right.
Do you know what I mean?
Like in the Magaverse, things that are disqualifying for normal people are qualifying in the
magaverse the more morally collapse you are the more dogs you kill the more costumes you put on the
more you lie the easier it will be for you to worship a convicted felon adjudicated rapist and sit around
a cabinet meeting and tell him how great it is because imagine this trump in order for him to
function he has to feel like he's the best okay and he's the biggest piece of shit on the
plan it. So you have to find people that are worse than him in order for him to feel like he
shines. So the people surrounding him, these are the worst people in the United States of
America, Stephen Miller, Christy Noem, Marco Rubio, and on and on and on. Because if you think
about how low the bar is with him, it's even lower for these other people. I mean, you have to be
a really bad person to want to go work for him. And you have to be a really bad industry
titan to want to go bend the knee to him. Like these are people without conviction, without
conviction at all. And to see it on the national stage, global stage like this, it's still so
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And the fact that like she'll sit in a cabinet meeting and say,
sir, you stopped a hurricane.
Like, are you fucking kidding me that you said that out loud?
And under her tutelage, you know, she's gotten planes, $170 million worth of planes.
She's put people in alligator, Alcatraz.
Let's not forget that she went to Seacott and stood in front of that jail cell and was proud of it.
She liked it.
She liked standing.
It made her feel like a big time person to do that.
I mean, it's so, her moral compass is non-existent, in my opinion.
Like, the cup, killing a puppy was just the tip of the iceberg.
And this says, Christyneum writes that she killed her family's nasty and mean goat the same way she killed cricket.
Like, she brags about killing shit.
It's so offensive.
And I fear that there are a lot more people like here than we would think.
But one thing, I just, in reviewing Christyome and all the.
greatest hits of the fuck-ups. The one thing when I think about Christine Nome that always comes
to my mind is this. Her dancing and trying to play Canks on the campaign trail for 37 minutes,
remember she kept going, sir, do you want to go back, sir? And it was just insanity on the
highest level, which that's why I thought she got the job. But I realize after we've talked about it
and seen it close up, it is because she has absolutely no morals or ethics. That's why she likes
him. I want to remind everybody, too, that something else she's done besides the Jets is I believe
she spent 200 million, and Kylie can fact check that number, making propaganda ads for
herself and she's also in charge of recruiting all of these ice agents and I read a stat
recently that an ice agent is something like 10 times more likely to have a criminal record
than a detainee and now you can barely go into an American airport without she's a thirst trap
this woman wants to thirst trap like the thing about this government is they want to make it
It's like the reality TV show government.
They want to make it about, you know, their personality.
So you can't, you're going through TSA and you see this broad up there with this propaganda shit.
And I just, how insurious of a country we've become in such a record pace.
But I'm going to tell you this, it brings me back to, and I try, I know there's nothing I can do about it,
but there are certain days where it's worse for me than others.
It brings me back to what an indictment this is on Democrats.
that she stood on stage with a guy with advanced dementia that bobbed around like a little bopper
listening to Ave Maria.
As she normalized it, this is after the reveal that she shot her goat, this is after the reveal that she shot a puppy.
It's not just that she did these things, that she thought she should write about him in her autobiography,
which is another layer of fucked upness.
After all of that, the Democrats still couldn't beat these people.
Yeah.
And it's just so jaw-dropping because it should have been a lay-up.
It should have been the easiest thing on the planet, but it wasn't done.
And now we've got the dental hygiena slash nurse in charge of sucking Homeland Security.
So anyway, I just thought that was funny that they're going to fire because she's having an extramarital affair in this administration.
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