IHIP News - MAGA Imploading Fast, Alex Jones Goes Off On Creepy Lindsey Graham Vacation Photos

Episode Date: March 31, 2026

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All right, Lindsay Graham has been all over the airwaves telling everybody that we've got a bomb of Ron. We need to have boots on the ground. We can send your sons and daughters, Iwo Jima, all this crazy shit, right? So while Congress is not doing their job, Lindsay Graham is trotting around Disney World with a bubble fairy wand. Little Lady Graham is doing this. And here's the thing. I want to make this crystal clear. I am never going to be a pundit that gives a shit that the president plays golf

goes on vacation. Both sides do that. I think it's fucking stupid. I don't care. The more Trump golfs, the better, in my opinion, because it's the less shit he's screwing up. And any other president, Biden, Obama, they want to have a vacation. They want to go golf. I don't give a shit. There's a lot of huge problems. But this I kind of do care about, Lindsay. Number one, just for spite, because I love browbeating Lady Graham. And number two, it's getting bipartisan roasting. And much to my surprise, Alex Jones just rips into Lady Graham. And there's nothing as much as I love as MAGA on MAGA cannibalism. Play the clip.

I thought it was a parody. No, there's video and photos of him at Disney World by himself with a pink princess wand, scepter, walking around talking to children. This is not a joke. This is not a game. The guy that's trying to get us into nuclear war and total war. with Russian everybody else was photographed the videotape jumping around playing with a guy in a Mickey Mouse outfit while he has a purple princess scepter in his hands does that make you feel good

about what we're doing yes he's walking around with no no family with him no children he's not married he's just wandering around with a pink princess scepter staring at children okay it's completely inside okay okay I mean I mean, the MAGA on MAGA critique of this is so delicious. So TMZE drops all this. Megan Kelly's going apes shit over it. She's a similar takedown to what Alex Jones is doing. But, you know, we love to browbeat Lindsey Graham on IHip News, Lady Graham.

I love to browbeat him. It's just, for me, it's like a sport. Pumps, what do you take of Lady Graham and Kylie? While Pumps is responding, put these still images of Lady. there he is. Okay. Nothing could shock me less than Lindsay Graham being a Disney adult. I mean, I really wasn't surprised.

Like, he would be with all the princesses. Of course he would. But, you know, it's just, it's interesting to me that you are a single, alleged to be straight male. You have no children. You are by yourself at Disney World. I find that odd on a million. different levels. Like I think it's weird when grown men go around places with children with,

you know, not even pretending they have a family. That is a red flag to me on many levels. Yeah. I mean, you know, I'm not a Disney adult. I, but I know a lot of people are into that. I guess Lady Graham is one of those people. I mean, there's two places now we know he loves to go. Israel twice a month. And then Disney. with his little wand, which is interesting considering all of the alleged gay sex workers in D.C. that he hires that says he has a bunch of moles and skin tags and whatnot around his rectum. And he refers to them during these exchanges with the sex workers as his ladybugs. So I think that the thing is with these MAGA people, it's just it's always the hypocrisy.

Right. Like here's a guy who has no problem that we are bombing. schools in Iran. He has no problem with all the shit Israel's done to Gaza. But he wants to go channel his inner child, his inner princess and parade around blowing bubbles at Disney World. And here's the thing. I'm not going to yuck your yum, Lindsay, if you want to go run around and with your wand, swing through the fences. But it's just the fucking hypocrisy that you want to send other people's kids and use taxpayer money and abandon all of the people in South Carolina nonstop. You've done one thing for South Carolina except for arrive there and fucking lie to these people.

You lie, lie, lie about your sexuality. You lie about your relationship with Israel. And then you lie about, you know, what goes on with you and these D.C. sex workers and you're a warhawk. and then as a side hustle, you'd like to have a fairy wand and blow bubbles with it. I mean, it's just insane. Okay. Now, this is hilarious. Lindsay does damage control after the left and the right, rightfully roast the fuck out of this guy, right?

So here he posts this after all of that. It's a picture of him with the gun. And it says spent some time breaking clays and Edgefield County today doesn't get much better than that. So he posts this, Ron Filipkowski says, he posts this hours after TMZ posted photos of him walking around Disney World with the bubble wand. So now he's like, okay, look at how bitch I am. And it's just, I mean, the only little little sliver of light here is getting called out by MAGA people. But listen, I will not for a second think that anybody in MAGA is going to start holding their politicians to a higher standard.

I just don't think that's ever going to happen. These are people that triple trumped. But I do think it's hilarious that he had to post this like, look at how bitch I am. I'm shooting a gun. And we all know, Lady, we all know Lady Graham that you're dying to be with that bubble one. And here's the thing. I wish you would just fucking do it.

I mean, I don't know if he's dating. I don't know why he has to go to Israel two times a month. I think he said, I don't know if he has a companion or something over there. But Lindsey Graham is fucking weird. All right, moving along. Eric Trump is so desperate for his dad to love him. He does a back-to-back post last night. Here's the first one.

Palm Beach International Airport is now officially President Donald J. Trump International Airport, proud to have played a small role in making this happen. Huge thanks to Meg for Florida, Governor Ron DeSantis, James, somebody else, and the overwhelming majority in the Florida house. And this is just what I have to say. Number one, Eric, it's just, you know, dumber.

I mean, it's just these nepo babies can't ever go find their own identity. It's always some extension of their narcissistic parents that they have to act upon. But number two, as it pertains to kitten heels, Ron DeSantis. And we call him listener, Governor Kittenhills, because he's vertically challenged. And so he wears platform shoes and platform boots to give him the parents that he's taller. And so hence the nickname Governor Kittenhills, that he would say, yeah, let's go ahead and change the name of this. I mean, he knows, you know behind Trump's back. You know Governor Kittenhills is like he's a fucking freak.

But it's just that nobody stands up to this guy. And they allow his sons to partake in this. Daddy, please love me. And then Eric post this video. Then we'll get Pum's feedback. So Eric post this video of the Trump presidential library. There's not a book in it. Of course not. Interesting. And also of note, usually the president's library goes in their hometown, their home state. It's not possible for Trump to do this in New York. So he has to do it in Miami. Pops. Here's the thing.

Eric Trump is so desperate to be loved by a man that is incapable of loving anyone. And so on that regard, it makes me sad for a child that their parent will never love them because he is physically and clinically, emotionally unable to love anyone. But here's my thing. And I know you're going to say I'm living in optimism. land. It is my firm belief that by the time President Trump's reign is over, there will not be a presidential library. There will be so many people, including Ron DeSantis, that changed the name of the Palm Beach airport when a Democrat just flipped that house seat in the Florida

State House, that I think his name will be ugly coming out of people's mouths. I believe in my heart of hearts, and maybe I'm just an optimist, that the Trump presidential library will never happen because it will be akin to Nazis after Hitler saying, well, it wasn't us. And these people are putting their names on the ballroom. And I think by the time it's time for the library, I don't think there'll be any takers to have cited with Trump. Do you think I'm crazy? Well, yes and no. I am cautious to use me. my logic as it relates to this cult. And I think it all means what happens with the midterms, what happens in 2028. If J.D. Vance, who was a really dangerous person, if he somehow, because

a medical situation becomes the president, MAGA is going to have multiple conspiracy theories that J.D. Vance killed Trump, even if he, like, dies on air of a, you know, heart attack or whatever. And in order to keep the cult together, and J.D. Vance would immediately move to spike the filibuster and keep power. He would never leave office. And so there's just so many things. In my normal world where people follow the rule of law, where we have free and fair election, where ICE isn't harassing people, do I think that it's going to be embarrassing to say that you supported Trump? 100% I do. But do I think Florida millionaires and billionaires are capable of shame? I do not.

I do not think triple Trumpers are capable of shame. I think a lot of these people will go to their deathbeds. Like, you know, God bless President Trump's, but I'm so glad I lived during the Trump era. And I just have just after January 6th and how many people voted for him after that, in a normal America, agree with your optimism in Trump's America. I don't trust these fuckers. I don't trust one thing. Anything that we get, anything that we earn, we are going to have to fight uphill in the snow both ways to get it. And so this cult is incubating into something far worse. And I'm very, very terrified of what that is surrounding the youth in this movement, J.D. Vance, Nick Fuentes,

and Tucker Carlson. But I hope you're right. I like your optimism, but I applied that optimism on January 6th. He will never have the keys to the White House again. And here we are. I have found that politicians are consistently disappointing on both sides of the aisle because Donald Trump should be in prison right now. And instead, we're tortured with Lady Graham running around with a fairy wand

and Eric Trump trying to get his dad to love him by making AI slot videos of these golden statues of his dad and some skyrise. It's humiliating. All right. And then, how was Fox handling all of this stuff? Right. So we had the No Kings March, like 8 million Americans showed up. Trump, 33% approval rating, gas prices. He's wildly unpopular. He is, the only people he's able to keep are the cultists. And the cultists are locked in, 95, 100% approval of this guy. But outside of that, independent voters, moderate Republicans, they fled the movement. So how is Fox handling the resistance?

Pop this up. And any time they lose an election, they have a panic attack. It's always a crisis when they're not in power. Every time Trump beats them, democracy's under assault. Come on. Hillary accused him of stealing the election in 16. Okay. So I just want to remind you what MAGA did when they lost an election.

Pop this up. They beat up cops. They broke laws after laws after laws. They took shits and literal shits in the Capitol. This is what they do when they lose elections. So I know that Fox viewers enjoy being lied to and enjoy having their bias confirmed, their racism confirmed, their entitlement confirmed. But my lesson here is to Democrats, the establishment Democrats, don't treat us in this condescending way, the way Fox and the MAGA leaders treat

their electorate. It is obvious that the electorate is primed to be lied to. It is obvious that the electorate has no problem with people confirming their bias and rejects inquiry and critique of all kinds. So Democratic establishment, you need to start with really hard truths to the Democratic electorate about who is funding this fascism. It's billionaires. And you need to shed those billionaires support. And you need to get off the Israel government tit and have moral clarity about this situation and save our country and focus on our country. All right.

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