IHIP News - MAGA Politicians Furious at Mike Johnson; More GOP Stepping Down?

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

Moses Mike Johnson has enraged members in the MAGA controlled House of Representatives. Order our new book, join our Substack, shop our merch, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

All right, little Moses Mike Grindr Johnson is really having some difficulties in the house because all he wants to do, Moses Mike Grindr Johnson, is while at work, kiss the ass of Donald Trump. And at night, according to Elon Musk's free speech website, he likes to go eat ass on Grindr. Now, I don't know if that's true or not, but Elon Musk sure does promote his website quite a bit. and the grinder allegations have never been community noted. So I just want to point that out. So he's having a lot of problems with MAGA women

because they're finding out that when you join a misogynist party, they don't care about women's rights, kind of like the Latinos for Trump are finding out. When you join a party at their convention, they have giant signs everywhere that says mass deportations now that they're not fucking around about that. in those mass deportations could be you. So the New York Times has some breaking news here.

Pop this up, Kylie. Republican anger erupts at Moses Mike Grindr Johnson. It doesn't say that in the New York Times, but I wish it did, as party frets about future. And here's a little excerpt from it. Nancy Mace has told people she is so frustrated with Johnson and sick of the way he has run the house, particularly how women are treated there, that she is planning to huddle with Marjorie Taylor Green next week to discuss following her lead and retiring early and so here's the part where like there's there's this is the beginning of the evolution so like Marjorie Taylor

Green a couple weeks ago pumps she goes on this big rebranding tour right she does the view she does mainstream news and she even alludes to that she was like radicalized online into Q and on and that it was a cult and then Donald Trump talks about the auto pen pardons and she shows exactly who she is and Marjorie Taylor Green immediately tweets great now we can you know convict an arrest arrest and convict Dr. Fauci blah blah Nancy Mace I hope that this evolution continues and that you start fighting for women but when you beat up on a marginalized group like trans people, so viciously, so publicly, so cruelly, you don't seem like an advocate for human rights, and women's rights are human rights.

And so when you have built your career, weaponizing your gender against the women who have fought very, very hard to have autonomy and agency, and you collude with the people who are trying to deny women autonomy and agency and human rights. you're going to get fucked. And that's what's happening to the Nancy Mases, the Marjorie Taylor Greens, et cetera. These women act so surprised that Mike Johnson and the MAGA movement is not for women, that they don't prop up women. They have people in their party. They want women to submit to men and they want to take away their right to vote.

They spend half their time talking about how women should be home having babies. and after you have babies, you're no longer viable, i.e. childless cat ladies bullshit. So this is no shit, Sherlock, to me. Like, they came for you, just like they came for the trans people. And I just want to say, for the record, this whole MAGA movement, like trans women in sports, it is not about protecting women, full stop. It is about marginalizing people and making a scapegoat of people. So do not sit there, Riley Gaines, and tell me you are pro-woman.

because what you are is pro me. Well, and I want what I want. The women in sports issue is something that the culture where they can really clamor on to. But in doing that and enacting that, the whole attack makes women less safe because the next step of it is genital checks. And then who's going to check the genitals and regulate the genitals? The whole evangelical movement and all of the. Bible thumping republicanism boils down to sexual control. They want control over genitalia. They're obsessed with genitalia. They're obsessed with gay people. They're obsessed with women.

They're particularly in red states as you see the hot map of where people consume trans porn. It's always in these religious red states. And I don't want to yuck anybody's young. I'm not a religious hypocrite. If that's what you want to look at, you're a grown adult, you know, whatever. But this is a party of emotional, stunted sexual, sexually repressed, iron age thinking idiots. And so I wish these women the best of luck, these MAGA women as they start to realize in their evolution, we'll be here waiting,

we'll be here fighting for your rights to go through the evolution that you need to go through. And more than anything, you know, Nancy Mason, Marjorie Taylor Green have been religiously abused and they continue to project that abuse onto their constituents. But at least a phonic, so listener,

let me tell you who she is. She's the lady, she's a crazy Trump thumper. She's in Congress, he was gonna give her a position, he took the position away from her, so then she decides she's gonna run for governor of New York. This woman has died on the hill for Trump, not once, not twice. I'm talking hundreds and hundreds of hundreds of times.

And yes, she's a New Yorker. And so the hubris and the arrogance of these MAGA people, then she's like, okay, I'm going to run for governor in New York. And she is a total MAGA thumber, right? So she starts all this shit about Zorong Mamdani. She starts all this. He's a jihadist. He's a radical Muslim. He's so happy about 9-11. All of these crazy, bigoted Islamophobic attacks on a very progressive mayor that believes in universal human rights. And so she was all in the tank playing the Trumpian playbook. And then Zoron wins. And you know who Trump likes, at least Tophonic? He likes a winner. He likes people that win

and people that are good-looking, intelligent. It's that simple. There's no depth to it at all. So when Zoron arrived at the White House, Trump was getting his Bubba on and he was glazing the fuck out of the double-digit, very telegenic, very attractive, riz out the wazoo, Zoron Momdani, because he hates losers. And at least, DeFonik, your polling is so abysmal that he won't even endorse you anymore. So now she's out at sea, no buoy. Trump's not throwing her a buoy. None of the dipshits in the administration are throwing her a buoy, just like everybody

who has debased themselves. for this man. As soon as you are deemed invaluable, you are kicked to the curb, but she will not go without kicking and screaming. So now, Elise Stefonic, the shamed kick to the curb by Donald Trump, the 80-year-old pudding-eating feces throwing drag queen, won't eat, doesn't even like her. And she's trying to lead a coup against Moses Mike Grindr Johnson. I'm here for it. I want the popcorn juicy AF. Put this up. GOP representative, Elise Stefanik, is sharing her most critical remarks of Speaker Johnson yet, arguing that he is an ineffective leader who is losing control over the GOP conference,

headed into the midterm elections, and she says he certainly wouldn't have the votes to be speaker if there was, and she goes on and on. And so CJ Warnke response, Stefanik's internals must show that there's no path to victory for her in the New York governor's race. So now she's trying to lead a coup against little Moses, Mike Grinder Johnson and replace him. The Republicans are in complete disarray. So this is what happens. And you see there's no, when you don't in your political party or in your person, when you don't have any conviction for anything,

you're so vulnerable to fall prey to all of this shit. Like she doesn't have any conviction or anything. It's like whatever Trump thinks that I'm for that. Trump realizes she's a loser. Elise Stefanik takes, pumps in the Oval, the press asked him about Elise Stefanic. He threw her under the bus while glazing Zoron and then looked up to Zoron adoringly. And so there's no, these people don't believe in anything. There's no conviction.

So now you've got Moses, Mike Grindr Johnson, who believes in Grindr and kissing Trump's ass, as we all know, as he goes home to his evangelical roommate boyfriend. Panny boy who answers the door in his panties and then he goes on psycho-fascist, white nationalist Katie Miller's podcast with his beard and his wife and you know it's just unbelievable but I'm here for it. I love all this shit. I love these fissures. The thing is there's it just reminds me again and again these people are not interested in governing. They're not interesting in making people's lives better. They are interested in headlines and bettering themselves and proximity to power and

more power themselves. When was the last time you heard Mike Johnson say anything that would actually help the American people? Fucking. That's a great point. Never. Never ever. That's why pumps, I always say if I were to make a list of the number one most worthless American right now like the most it's him moses mike grinder johnson is the most worthless american on the planet he actually has power yes and he is a little twirp he's a little teeny tiny little twirp and he refuses and then the thing is like he is the biggest example of like a cultist white nationalist christian marian his daughter and that weird promiss ring thing and then the the mega church shit you guys pumps has done some reporting in the past tell them about his his

what mentor okay so his mentor and his professional he was uh like professional life as an attorney he was his and he would proudly say his mentor was going to form a law school based on biblical worldview laws which i'm just like okay and so So this man was going to name the law school after himself. Mike Johnson was named Dean of that law school. And that person that Mike Johnson's mentor, he proudly proclaimed Southern Baptist Convention, he is sexually abusing underage girls. Going back to my point, this man has protected pedophiles his whole fucking adult life.

it feels comfortable because he's used to it it's baked it's kind of baked in to the white evangelical experience you hear about all of these christian summer camps there's always some creepy petto lurking and the churches cover up for them the nazarenes the baptist uh and just go on and on and anyone that isn't that would be easier i agree pumps Okay, and then I want to move along that, you remember Moses Mike Grindr Johnson pumps? He wouldn't swear in that Arizona Congresswoman. Right. It's like 50 days and all the grandstanding and all that shit.

Pop this up. Midas Touch is reporting just in Moses Mike Grindr Johnson. I need to call Ben My Sayliss about putting Moses Mike Grindr Johnson always in the tweets. Moses Mike Grindr Johnson plans to swear in, representative elect Matt Van Epps on Thursday, less than two days after he won the Tennessee 07 special election. As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Representative Adelida Gerhalva. And then finally, I want to leave you all with this. The Republicans are throwing feces mostly at each other right now, which fantastic. And here

we have Senator Rand Paul calling Pete Hegseth the just the murderer, the absolute cold-blooded murder, Dipship murderer, Pete Hegseth, a liar. And I rarely agree with Senator Rand Paul, but sometimes assholes have moments of clarity. And so I want to highlight this, play the clip. It looks to me like they're trying to pin the blame on somebody else and not them. There's a very distinct statement was said on Sunday. Secretary Hedges said he had no knowledge of this and it did not happen. It was fake news. It didn't happen. And then the next day from the podium of the White House are saying it did happen. So either he was lying to us on Sunday or he's incompetent and didn't know what had happened. Do we think there's any chance that on Sunday the Secretary of the defense did not know

there had been a second strike? The only way that we're ever going to get out of all of this, this pumps are these Republican fissures because Moses and Mike Grinder Johnson has completely abdicated his power. The Supreme Court is breathtakingly consistent and in the tank for Trump and for a dictatorship and for dismantling the Constitution and eroding civil liberties. They have been abundantly clear about that. And so when I see these fissures in the Republican party, particularly surrounding national security. They're not going to care about human rights that much, Republicans, but they're really big about national security. And so, I don't know, if, you know, they roll out Mitch McConnell on life support, life support, who obviously I think

is a total piece of shit. But some of these people are not, they understand the implications of our military and the posturing that the United States of America has. And they are seeing the capitulation and compromised nature of the MAGA administration towards places like Russia. And they're kind of really starting to speak up. And then there's a bunch of fissures below that. So let's keep an eye and IHIP News watch on these Republican fissures because this is the place where this lame duck, senior citizen, feces throwing, pudding, eating, By the way, it's been reported he eats all of his meals in bed. That's how old he is.

Um, that we need to keep it on. This is the only way it's going down. All right. Buy our book. It's called Life is a lazy Susan of shit sandwiches. You know what, you guys, buy it for yourself for Christmas or buy it for your loved ones, a great little stocking stuffer. And it's a great way to support Pumps and me.

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